P1 and P2 had their witty quips too though
"I ain't got time to bleed." "Oh, ok...you got time to duck?"
"What's the matter, the CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
"Strap this to your sore ass, Blain."
"You killed a pig - you think you could've found something bigger?"
"Its ok, I'm a cop" "I don't think he gives a shit."
"So what happened to El Scorpio?" "Oh he's out front having lunch."
"Hey are your balls ok?" "Fine, how are yours?"
"Okay everybody, just take a deep breath. Loosen your sphincters. We don't need any rush hour Rambos here."
"If they're central american then I'm a damn chinaman."
"Maybe you should put her on a leash, agent man."