Chinese Edit of Covenant Has No Aliens?

[Deaconschristpose]

, I dont understand how he can impregnate Lope so quickly

Two words: Premature ejaculation. Them salmon can swim upstream and dance on the rocks.

[Scorpio]

lol it was a 'quickie'.  But no, there are premature births for human fetuses so why not aliens?

[Ryan741]

I thought so too.  Had a absolute blast seeing the movie.  I'm a big Covenant fan and hope we get a continuation of the story.

[nanison]

They replaced them with Jason Voorhees

[Corporal Hicks]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/chinese-censors-cut-michael-fassbenders-gay-kiss-alien-covenant-1014488

I think we've already noted this was cut but -

"For the other missing parts, you don't notice or know when it happens, but you can really feel something is missing where the gay kiss is supposed to be," says Yu (who asked only to be identified by her last name), a 26-year-old assistant at an advertising agency in Shanghai who saw the movie Saturday night with friends. Yu said she had read about the missing kiss in local media reports and was waiting to see if she could guess where it was supposed to be.

[LastSurvivor92]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/chinese-censors-cut-michael-fassbenders-gay-kiss-alien-covenant-1014488

I think we've already noted this was cut but -

"For the other missing parts, you don't notice or know when it happens, but you can really feel something is missing where the gay kiss is supposed to be," says Yu (who asked only to be identified by her last name), a 26-year-old assistant at an advertising agency in Shanghai who saw the movie Saturday night with friends. Yu said she had read about the missing kiss in local media reports and was waiting to see if she could guess where it was supposed to be.

China just continues to butcher this film.

[Chinese]

I'm a Chinese I wish that i can see the whole film in the cinema before i die

[Gash]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/chinese-censors-cut-michael-fassbenders-gay-kiss-alien-covenant-1014488

I think we've already noted this was cut but -

"For the other missing parts, you don't notice or know when it happens, but you can really feel something is missing where the gay kiss is supposed to be," says Yu (who asked only to be identified by her last name), a 26-year-old assistant at an advertising agency in Shanghai who saw the movie Saturday night with friends. Yu said she had read about the missing kiss in local media reports and was waiting to see if she could guess where it was supposed to be.

Is there a gay kiss in Covenant? Must have missed that.

[tleilaxu]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/chinese-censors-cut-michael-fassbenders-gay-kiss-alien-covenant-1014488

I think we've already noted this was cut but -

"For the other missing parts, you don't notice or know when it happens, but you can really feel something is missing where the gay kiss is supposed to be," says Yu (who asked only to be identified by her last name), a 26-year-old assistant at an advertising agency in Shanghai who saw the movie Saturday night with friends. Yu said she had read about the missing kiss in local media reports and was waiting to see if she could guess where it was supposed to be.

Is there a gay kiss in Covenant? Must have missed that.

An android kissing its brother is obviously LGBT-normalizing Western imperialism.

[Nukiemorph]

Is there a gay kiss in Covenant? Must have missed that.

It was Fassbender-on-Fassbender action.

[newagescamartist]

Ironic if they cut the kiss, but keep the flute scene considering the flute scene is 10x more intimate.

[Gash]

Do they also cut Roy Batty kissing Tyrell in Blade Runner?

[lv_226]

And deleted. ridleyhater, 100% differing opinions are great. However, that kind of immature behavior and language is not. See ya.

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Alas, poor ridleyhater has left this veil of tears.

LOL "has left this veil of tears"= read in David's voice.

[tleilaxu]

Hate to be that guy but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be VALE of tears.

[Corporal Hicks]

You are correct, sir.