Best Pictures from The Prequels

[The Old One]

I'd think that's rather dull IMO.
I'd prefer they stayed mysterious.
I don't want to know how the Derelict,
or SJ structures are created.

"David's behind it all." Is disappointing.
Leave some mystery goddamn it.

[Immortan Jonesy]

We still don't know why the Engineers wanted to kill us. There you have some goddamn mistery.

Now ... Can we go back to planet David please? (jk) 

[Necronomicon II]

A planet of biomechanical penises would only make sense via David's sexual neurosis  I just want the aesthetic realised on screen, could care less about the demystification, may as well at this point. 

[The Old One]

A planet of biomechanical penises would only make sense via David's sexual neurosis 

Nah.

[Necronomicon II]

  JUST GIVE ME THAT GIGER PLANET, THAT'S ALL I WANT.

[Huggs]

JUST GIVE ME THAT GIGER PLANET, THAT'S ALL I WANT.

One giant penis, comin' up.

[Necronomicon II]

 

[SiL]

Surely gravity would pull the planet into the shape of a breast, or at least, a scrotum.

[Necronomicon II]

A biomechanical scrotum, hmmm, still Giger-esque. 

[Huggs]

Surely gravity would pull the planet into the shape of a breast, or at least, a scrotum.

"It is very cold, in space"

[Necronomicon II]

In space, no one can see your...

[Huggs]

In space, no one can see your...

Meanwhile, on Sacheron:

"What's that ahead?"

"Wrinkles sir. The rapid drop in surface temperature appears to be affecting the planets terrain. It's almost like it's...alive."

[Necronomicon II]

 

Writes itself.

[TheSailingRabbit]

In space, no one can see your...

Meanwhile, on Sacheron:

"What's that ahead?"

"Wrinkles sir. The rapid drop in surface temperature appears to be affecting the planets terrain. It's almost like it's...alive."

There are so many things wrong with this.

[Huggs]

In space, no one can see your...

Meanwhile, on Sacheron:

"What's that ahead?"

"Wrinkles sir. The rapid drop in surface temperature appears to be affecting the planets terrain. It's almost like it's...alive."

There are so many things wrong with this.

Felt right at the time.