Worst Advice

[Wrecktangle]

watch an inspirational movie

How do I fast forward my life by five years?

[Huggs]

Smack a large dutchman on the behind and say "hey good lookin".

How do I convince my coworkers that I'm actually a shaman?

[BigDaddyJohn]

Paint blood signs on their children and sacrifice them in a pit of fire.

How do i get The Predator to come out early in my country ?

[Huggs]

Strip naked and offer him a flank steak. But if he sees his shadow, it's six more weeks of re-shoots.

How do I light a fire with nothing but my shoes?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Smack 'em together like a five-year-old.

How do I secretly buy and hide a Hudson figure before I move out?

[Voodoo Magic]

There is only one true secret place to hide it, but it may hurt when you walk!

How do I get Arnold Schwarzenegger to dress up as Dutch and come to my next birthday party?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Kidnap him at gunpoint

How do I get all my Christmas shopping down on Black Friday without fighting people?

[Baron Von Marlon]

Kidnap him at gunpoint

How do I get all my Christmas shopping down on Black Friday without fighting people?

Let a skunk spray you before going shopping.

Sorry, no question.

[Voodoo Magic]

Have a friend hold you underwater until you think of a question!

How can I reduce my heating bill this winter?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Set all your underwear on fire.

How do you get a guy to notice you on AvPGalaxy?

[Huggs]

Put him on ignore, or constantly refer to him as SM.

How do I convince my boss that I'm actually a legion of anal retentive ghosts?

[Baron Von Marlon]

Put him on ignore, or constantly refer to him as SM.

How do I convince my boss that I'm actually a legion of anal retentive ghosts?

Start a one time large drug operation and use the profits to finance a big budget superhero movie with puppets that explains the situation to your boss.

Where can I buy a decent new jacket?

[TheSailingRabbit]

The world's weirdest Wal-Mart.

How to get the most out of a jar of hot fudge?

[Baron Von Marlon]

The world's weirdest Wal-Mart.

How to get the most out of a jar of hot fudge?

Break another jar to show what happens if it doesn't cooperate.

I'm going bald, what's a good way to distract people from the fact?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Wear a "My Little Pony" shirt.

How to conceal jealousy?