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Author Topic: WHY IS THE SJ BIGGER IN ALIEN?  (Read 3721 times)


eyeballkid
May 30, 2012, 02:24:36 AM
Reply #31 on: May 30, 2012, 02:24:36 AM
The alien in alien was a work of art, not just in design, but, it's motivations, the way it moves. The space jockey should have been that, but instead we have a man in a suit. It could have been so much better..


Space Sweeper
May 30, 2012, 02:26:21 AM
Reply #32 on: May 30, 2012, 02:26:21 AM
if i shoot myself in the head, i'm gonna make sure you're standing right beside me.


Cvalda
May 30, 2012, 02:27:40 AM
Reply #33 on: May 30, 2012, 02:27:40 AM
Sweepums rage.

The most delicious kind of rage. ;D


eyeballkid
May 30, 2012, 02:35:10 AM
Reply #34 on: May 30, 2012, 02:35:10 AM
So...no one really wanted to see the original space jockey? We are all happy with midgets that act like Jason. The creators of human kind are feeble little runts that can't even control their own creations... oh wait, that's the whole point. Or is it?


Space Sweeper
May 30, 2012, 02:38:51 AM
Reply #35 on: May 30, 2012, 02:38:51 AM
i f**king swear, i'll play a lament for you on the piano before i take a string and choke you out.



Space Sweeper
May 30, 2012, 02:43:39 AM
Reply #37 on: May 30, 2012, 02:43:39 AM
i f**king swear, i'll play a lament for you on the piano before i take a string and choke you out.

Calm down, and tell me why the space jockeys are now 50% smaller.
Artistic lisce-- wait. What the f**k am I doing?



TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING NOW, YOU f**kING BASTAAAAAAAAAAARD


Cvalda
May 30, 2012, 02:45:44 AM
Reply #38 on: May 30, 2012, 02:45:44 AM
Don't get yourself banned again, Sweepums.

Plz. :P


OpenMaw
May 30, 2012, 02:47:12 AM
Reply #39 on: May 30, 2012, 02:47:12 AM
Calm down, and tell me why the space jockeys are now 50% smaller.

Because you touch yourself at night.


No? Okay, how about... Because they're also now 50% more dense. I mean, look at those chiseled muscles. RIPPED like bricks. Hell yeah.


You've been given reasons eyeball, reasons you said you were willing to accept in your very first post. Why isn't that good enough?



TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING NOW, YOU f**kING BASTAAAAAAAAAAARD

Hahahahaha! So much rage, sweeper. So much rage.  :laugh:

Don't get yourself banned again, Sweepums.

Plz. :P

*whisperwhisperwhisper* ...Shhh! We need more drama...



eyeballkid
May 30, 2012, 02:49:50 AM
Reply #41 on: May 30, 2012, 02:49:50 AM
i f**king swear, i'll play a lament for you on the piano before i take a string and choke you out.

Calm down, and tell me why the space jockeys are now 50% smaller.
Artistic lisce-- wait. What the f**k am I doing?



TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING NOW, YOU f**kING BASTAAAAAAAAAAARD

Space Jockeys have a vitamin deficiency, so there not as big?


Nightmare Asylum
May 30, 2012, 02:52:09 AM
Reply #42 on: May 30, 2012, 02:52:09 AM
Yep, that's the canon reason. And the big Jockies, in their infinite rage, banned the puny SJs to LV-223 while they were on LV-426 playing with these cool eggs they discovered. Meanwhile, the puny Jockies were caught up in this whole "human creator" dilemma where they were mistaken for their larger, more vitamin enhanced counterparts, thus explaining the human/Engineer conflict in Prometheus.


eyeballkid
May 30, 2012, 02:52:28 AM
Reply #43 on: May 30, 2012, 02:52:28 AM
If you don't drink your milk, you will end up like the tiny Engineers in Prometheus, so... drink your milk. For God's sake, drink your milk!

Yep, that's the canon reason. And the big Jockies, in their infinite rage, banned the puny SJs to LV-223 while they were on LV-426 playing with these cool eggs they discovered. Meanwhile, the puny Jockies were caught up in this whole "human creator" dilemma where they were mistaken for their larger, more vitamin enhanced counterparts, thus explaining the human/Engineer conflict in Prometheus.

Man, that's also bullshit! Large, beefy jockeys come from LV-123, EVERYBODY knows that.. duh.

« Last Edit: May 30, 2012, 02:55:24 AM by eyeballkid »

First Blood
May 30, 2012, 03:02:53 AM
Reply #44 on: May 30, 2012, 03:02:53 AM
Ugh, gawd. I am feeling the dumb from this thread.

We really do need this movie now, folks.


 

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