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Author Topic: I've figured out the ENTIRE plot to PROMETHEUS! (*...  (Read 19891 times)

Cvalda
Mar 28, 2012, 12:54:39 AM
Topic on: Mar 28, 2012, 12:54:39 AM
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Okay, I would have posted this in the Prometheus forum, but I didn't want to risk offending anyone. These ideas are pretty controversial, but I stand by them--what's more, my people at Fox have confirmed at least some aspects of this plot speculation. As such, SERIOUS POTENTIAL SPOILER WARNING!!!!

Now, as we all know, Prometheus deals with the Space Jockey race, and how we first encounter them. The trailer gives us this shot of a cave illustration discovered by Shaw and Holloway:



We know from the trailer that this is a star map--but what of the figure depicted? This is, of course, an Engineer. Many, however, have not noticed the key clue to the whole mystery:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

More on that later.
So the Prometheus is launched by Weyland Corp to investigate. Upon arrival they discover massive alien temples, which they then go inside and investigate, discovering the ampule room, giant head, etc. They then move on to other parts of the temple--which is when trouble starts to happen:


The sensors pick up several lifeforms in the vicinity, closing in on the crew. Here is where serious spoilers come into play, so BEWARE!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Unfortunately, as the last 11 minutes of the film has been removed from test screenings, this is all me and my sources have been able to confirm.

After having discovered this plot, I have to say I kind of like it. I think it takes the series in a fresh new direction and will really bring a whole new audience to the franchise and also enrich the experience of watching ALIEN!


Prime113
Mar 28, 2012, 12:56:11 AM
Reply #1 on: Mar 28, 2012, 12:56:11 AM
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I just has one simple question...Where in the hell did this Space Tapir thing come from?  :laugh:



Prime113
Mar 28, 2012, 01:02:26 AM
Reply #3 on: Mar 28, 2012, 01:02:26 AM
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Sorry, gah. I just like me some crack! WHOO! WHOOO! WHOOOOOO!


First Blood
Mar 28, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Reply #4 on: Mar 28, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
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Damon Lindelof, take a f**king seat. Beautiful.


Cvalda
Mar 28, 2012, 01:03:47 AM
Reply #5 on: Mar 28, 2012, 01:03:47 AM
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Give up the crack son ...........
You just can't handle the truth.

Please note that Fox is so pleased with Prometheus that they've already started work on the sequel, and have already readied a poster, as discovered by Eva after hacking the 20th Century Fox database:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: Mar 28, 2012, 01:07:26 AM by Cvalda »

First Blood
Mar 28, 2012, 01:25:00 AM
Reply #6 on: Mar 28, 2012, 01:25:00 AM
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I just has one simple question...Where in the hell did this Space Tapir thing come from?  :laugh:

From the Zeta Reticuli star system on the Prometheus forums. It's origin is spoken about in hushed whispers.

Please note that Fox is so pleased with Prometheus that they've already started work on the sequel, and have already readied a poster, as discovered by Eva after hacking the 20th Century Fox database:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I smell a Best Actress nomination coming.


Space Sweeper
Mar 28, 2012, 01:28:15 AM
Reply #7 on: Mar 28, 2012, 01:28:15 AM
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I mean, I totally spoiled it for myself but...



Goddamn, what a ride.

Shaw breaks down and begs Vickers to reconsider, says the Space Tapir is her child and that she loves it and Vickers would understand if only she had children. Vickers says "okay" and decides to help Shaw.
Really tugs at my heartstrings.


Cvalda
Mar 28, 2012, 01:35:04 AM
Reply #8 on: Mar 28, 2012, 01:35:04 AM
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Shaw breaks down and begs Vickers to reconsider, says the Space Tapir is her child and that she loves it and Vickers would understand if only she had children. Vickers says "okay" and decides to help Shaw.
Really tugs at my heartstrings.
The shot of Noomi screaming "Please!" in the first teaser trailer is from that scene. You can tell she's really giving it her all--the scene will be really heartwrenching.

Also more good news for fans: my sources tell me that the Space Tapirs will be mostly realized via practical effects! Scott apparently went out of his way to find stuntmen with tapir-like body dimensions.




Sharp Sticks
Mar 28, 2012, 04:43:11 AM
Reply #11 on: Mar 28, 2012, 04:43:11 AM
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I don't usually post congradulatory memes on AVPG.



But when I do, it's in Cvalda topics.


Cvalda
Mar 28, 2012, 07:32:14 AM
Reply #12 on: Mar 28, 2012, 07:32:14 AM
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I'm so glad you guys appreciate me really putting myself on the line to get these leaks to you. I was gonna put this up on IMDB first, but I decided they don't deserve it.


Omegamorph
Mar 28, 2012, 09:26:15 AM
Reply #13 on: Mar 28, 2012, 09:26:15 AM
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You are a serious threat to my lungs.


Eva
Mar 28, 2012, 03:02:11 PM
Reply #14 on: Mar 28, 2012, 03:02:11 PM
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Loool... Cvalda you are brilliant  :D

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« Last Edit: Mar 28, 2012, 07:23:46 PM by Eva »

 

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