ALIN TH RTURN

[SiL]

From another thread in General A/P Discussion:

Alien film written and directed by me and SiL and starring Sean Pertwee and Jason Isaacs.

Y'know, SM constantly says that fan-fic is a waste of time.

SM doesn't know what he's talking about.

Submitted for your approval in .pdf and .txt. I recommend the PDF, if only because it has a title page and maintains underlining/bold, which plays a part later on in the script.

35 pages of first-draft madness. May God help you.

(The title is correct - I joked in the "I won't see [the Alien Prequel] if the title is suffixed with any of these" thread that I wouldn't see the movie if the title contained the letter E.)

[AvatarIII]

lol don't have time to read it all right now, but that's funny, kudos to you both.

[SM]

Eh?  Sam Neil dead on page 2?

Bogus.

Y'know, SM constantly says that fan-fic is a waste of time.

SM doesn't know what he's talking about.

Constantly.

[SiL]

Eh?  Sam Neil dead on page 2?

Bogus.

It had to happen.

[SM]

Shit did I just spost a spoiler??



"THEY TRAIN IN MARTIAL ARTS, because shut up."

People at work are going to start asking what I be giggling inanely at.

[SiL]

Tell them to read it, too.

[SM]

They just wouldn't understand.

Especially gold like...

"Repeat.  Sean Pertwee is not dead and currently killing every motherf**ker ever."

[SiL]

All I want for Christmas is a 90 second video of Sean Pertwee with a minigun killing a hundred Aliens.

Even if it's just an animated GIF, putting Pertwee's head on Mac from Predator intercut with shots of Aliens exploding.

[SpaceMarines]

This was pure gold!

[TJ Doc]

Holy Shit, Space! Where did you come from?!

Back to my original post...

Thank you for this, SiL. I have now attained bliss.

Spoiler

I especially liked the knife / facehugger fight at the end. 

[close]

[SpaceMarines]

Holy Shit, Space! Where did you come from?!

I was busy turning into a penguin when I noticed the movie suggestion thread, and I followed SiL's link here.

[TJ Doc]

You scared the crap out of me with that post! 

[SiL]

I'm trying to think up ways I could actually do this as a short film.

So far all I've come up with is Lego and computer generated backgrounds, with photos of the actors' heads stuck over the Lego heads in post-production. Use a Kubrick and Metz-Itz Alien for the Aliens.

I was busy turning into a penguin

You are a man after my own heart.

Stay back. It's mine. You can't have it.

[TJ Doc]

Guess you could use G-Mod... if you even have it, that is.

[SiL]

Had it, but it stopped working ages ago, and I'm not paying for the newest version (I had the last free version before they started charging).