The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Buwx]

*Jello skin-composition absorbs the bullets*

Skinner!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!!

[Skinner]

WHAT?

[Buwx]

*extended moment of suspensful and agonizing silence...*

...Hi!!!!!!!!! 

[Skinner]

*Shoots myself with sniper rifle.*

[First Blood]

*Cleans Skinner's brain matter off the floor with a mop* 

[Buwx]

*hops obnoxiously around First Blood*

: D

[First Blood]

*Buwx realizes that he is participating in musical chairs and loses a seat*

[Buwx]

*realizes the game of musical chairs going on.. and of the loss. Goes through emotional breakdown, cries eerily and soon goes on a rampage... killing everyone involved in musical chairs.*

[First Blood]

*cops break in and police brutality ensues*

[Buwx]

*Skips around them, soaked in victims' blood, pretending like nothing happened*

Hai guys! *eye-twitch*

: D

[The Ghoul]

*turns out the cops are an army of Darth Dude's. They then arrest BUWX and send him off to a guy named molly to get a human booster shot.* Btw you look good in those cuffs lol.

[scarhunter92]

*nukes the entire site from orbit*

It's the only way to be sure.

[The Ghoul]

*due to nuclear thermal radation Darth Dude's start to multiply.* 

[Skinner]

*Skinner regenerates damaged tissue.*

[Buwx]

- scarhunter92 uses nuclear bombarbment!

Buwx is hit by radiation! ... It's super effective!

...

Buwx's obnoxious stat level raises dramatically! ... Buwx grows an added 8995 feet! ... BUWX IS OVER 9000!!!!

Buwx uses obnoxious blast!

Darth Dude's army is hit by the blast. It's a 1-hit K.O.!-