Seegson androids, the Working Joes are pure comedy gold. Of course they are creepy as hell, no denying that, but I just love their lines, especially when they encounter Alien, they go like "what are you?" or "unidentified species". I also love "synthetic's day is never finished" or "I'm not going anywhere, you might as well show yourself" or "returning to assigned tasks" or "I will get to the bottom of all of this". There are many, many others, and they really have a huge repertoire of reactions - in fact I haven't heard all of them as I've seen some of the lines I've never come across on SEGA forums.
"Tut tut" and "You're becoming hysterical" are my favourite lines.
I think the creepiest is when it shushes you and puts its finger to its mouth then stomps your head in. That has only happened a couple times. I think they only do that when they actually kill you.
"Why don't you ask me about Sevastopol's safety procedures?" It's not really funny, but it's when they say stuff like that at inopportune times that makes it funny, like when you're trying to hide from the Alien.
"There you are" when one of them wakes up on the floor and grabs you.
I don't think they ever said enough stuff. The one that kept coming up for me was "Do you ever get the feeling there's somebody behind you... watching you...?" every time I sneaked behind them.
Haha. I have never ever heard that one. xD
They're pretty funny.
I like When you hide in a vent and they say "I'm not going to follow you, please come out of there."
Quote from: tavianini19 on Oct 20, 2014, 05:45:39 PM
They're pretty funny.
I like When you hide in a vent and they say "I'm not going to follow you, please come out of there."
Haha, yes, that's a good one!
"Forget it! I'll find my own way in..."
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"I wouldn't advise it."
What does tut tut mean? It's so creepy when he says it.
"I'm going to catch you"
Simple yet so creepy.
Quote from: PRI. HUDSON on Oct 22, 2014, 02:03:15 AM
What does tut tut mean? It's so creepy when he says it.
It's a British thing. It's like...a noise of disappointment.
"We're going to have to have a talk about safety."
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Oct 22, 2014, 07:12:36 AM
Quote from: PRI. HUDSON on Oct 22, 2014, 02:03:15 AM
What does tut tut mean? It's so creepy when he says it.
It's a British thing. It's like...a noise of disappointment.
Which is the funniest thing about the Joes. Their attitude is mostly that of disappointment when they're after you. As if they're personally hurt that you're breaking the rules sometimes.
'Running causes accidents.'
"To sleep... perchance to dream [pathetic gargling sound]..."
"Tut. Tut."
*shoots in the crotch* "don't do that".
*engulfs joe in flames with a Molotov*
"you and I are going to have a little talk about safety".
"Let me help you".
*proceeds to strangle me*
"Let me help you".
lol