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Title: 'That's what she said!' Jokes for A and P movies.
Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 29, 2011, 03:51:53 PM

Sorry for the juvenile topic, but I figured this was going to be done sooner or later.:laugh: So what lines of dialog from the Alien and Predator films can we say "That's what she said!" to? Please just offer one line per post, for the sake of thread longevity. :P

Here's one from Aliens:

"Get another one in quick. Slap it in hard."

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Mar 29, 2011, 04:04:59 PM

"This son of a bitch is huge. I mean, it's like a man. It's big!"

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Post by: Sharp Sticks on Mar 29, 2011, 04:06:44 PM

'He's comin' in. I feel safer already'.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 29, 2011, 04:07:56 PM

LOLOLOL! We're off to a good start!

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Post by: Shasvre on Mar 29, 2011, 04:08:39 PM

"I ain't got time to bleed."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 29, 2011, 04:27:41 PM

^Classic! Splendid!

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Post by: BANE on Mar 29, 2011, 04:51:35 PM

"It was like chameleon..."

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Post by: Sharp Sticks on Mar 29, 2011, 04:55:53 PM

'We're in the pipe, five-by-five.'

'Goin' dooooown.'

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Mar 29, 2011, 04:57:33 PM

"Remember - short, controlled bursts!"

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Post by: PREDDY VEDDER on Mar 29, 2011, 05:09:27 PM

"OK, now, take your time. There you go."

"Open up you hanky f**ker"

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Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 29, 2011, 05:38:22 PM

"This thing is really pissed off!"

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Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 29, 2011, 05:45:37 PM

"..Somebody wake up Hicks..."

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Post by: First Blood on Mar 29, 2011, 05:46:26 PM

"Strap this on your sore ass."

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Mar 29, 2011, 05:48:40 PM

"The hell's the matter with that box?"

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Post by: Shasvre on Mar 29, 2011, 05:50:12 PM

"He's killing us one at a time."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 29, 2011, 05:52:47 PM

@OmegaZilla

Quote from: kelgaard on Mar 29, 2011, 03:51:53 PM
Please just offer one line per post, for the sake of thread longevity. :P

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Mar 29, 2011, 05:54:35 PM

Quote from: kelgaard on Mar 29, 2011, 05:52:47 PM
@OmegaZilla

Quote from: kelgaard on Mar 29, 2011, 03:51:53 PM
Please just offer one line per post, for the sake of thread longevity. :P

He can't help himself. He's got a filthy, filthy mind.

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Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 29, 2011, 06:59:47 PM

Buh.

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Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 29, 2011, 07:10:01 PM

Quote from: kelgaard on Mar 29, 2011, 05:52:47 PM
@OmegaZilla

Quote from: kelgaard on Mar 29, 2011, 03:51:53 PM
Please just offer one line per post, for the sake of thread longevity. :P

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.darux.bplaced.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F01%2Fffuuu.jpg&hash=00d979a2cbffe9cc0c06c297a13316fae3e8ba35)
Well ok. *Erases a bunch*

Quote from: Walk Evil Talk on Mar 29, 2011, 05:54:35 PM
He can't help himself. He's got a filthy, filthy mind.

Mission_Terminate.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 29, 2011, 07:24:16 PM

QuoteWell ok. *Erases a bunch*

Thanks, dude. :)

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Mar 29, 2011, 07:30:48 PM

"Dont hold it like that, hold it like this! You're gonna kill someone you f**king moron!"

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Post by: TJ Doc on Mar 29, 2011, 08:12:36 PM

Quote from: Shasvre on Mar 29, 2011, 04:08:39 PM
"I ain't got time to bleed."

Eurgh! Eww. :D

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 29, 2011, 08:42:07 PM

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.top10films.co.uk%2Fimg%2Faliens_classicscenes10.jpg&hash=47d4e14c8ec7078194883af78efdaf94bd52279b)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 29, 2011, 08:42:55 PM

'Come on, cat'.

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Mar 29, 2011, 09:19:26 PM

"How long till it blows?"

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Mar 29, 2011, 09:33:08 PM

"ETA, SIIIIIXTEEN MINUTES!"

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Post by: First Blood on Mar 29, 2011, 09:53:57 PM

"No sport." :(

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Post by: TheMonolith on Mar 29, 2011, 09:56:08 PM

Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Mar 29, 2011, 10:02:34 PM

"It looks like some kind of secreted resin."

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Post by: BANE on Mar 29, 2011, 10:05:33 PM

"What do you put in this shit, battery acid?"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 29, 2011, 10:15:47 PM

"Five meters, man! Four! What the hell?"

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Post by: Master Chief on Mar 29, 2011, 10:20:44 PM

"Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole."

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Post by: BANE on Mar 29, 2011, 10:28:51 PM

"They're coming out of the walls! They're coming out of the goddamn walls!"

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Post by: m41guy on Mar 29, 2011, 10:46:36 PM

"Where do you want it?"

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Post by: TheMonolith on Mar 29, 2011, 10:59:33 PM

"Get away from her you BITCH!"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 29, 2011, 11:18:19 PM

"Eat this!"

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Post by: TheMonolith on Mar 29, 2011, 11:19:35 PM

Ease down! Ease down. Ease down! Ease down.

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Mar 29, 2011, 11:25:43 PM

Quote from: kelgaard on Mar 29, 2011, 11:18:19 PM
"Eat this!"

"It's good for you, boy. Eat it."

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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 29, 2011, 11:26:42 PM

"You started this. Show me everything."

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Post by: Sharp Sticks on Mar 29, 2011, 11:27:03 PM

'I thought you never missed, Bishop.'

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Post by: First Blood on Mar 29, 2011, 11:31:09 PM

"Do you remember Afghanistan?"

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Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 29, 2011, 11:48:20 PM

Quote from: TheMonolith on Mar 29, 2011, 11:19:35 PM
Ease down! Ease down. Ease down! Ease down.

I don't know how anybody forgot that one. :laugh:

Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Mar 29, 2011, 11:27:03 PM
'I thought you never missed, Bishop.'

Oh that's nastaaaaaaay.

----------------------------------------------------

"You're not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!"

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Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Mar 30, 2011, 12:04:51 AM

Not bad for a human.

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Post by: Nope on Mar 30, 2011, 12:06:41 AM

"Whatever your gonna do, do it fast!"

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Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 30, 2011, 12:07:02 AM

"You know, I... I expected more from you."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 30, 2011, 01:41:46 AM

"Don't touch that! It's dangerous, honey."

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Mar 30, 2011, 01:44:33 AM

Nice work...very nice work. All we need now is a deck of cards.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 30, 2011, 02:10:03 AM

Quote from: Walk Evil Talk on Mar 29, 2011, 11:25:43 PM
Quote from: kelgaard on Mar 29, 2011, 11:18:19 PM
"Eat this!"
"It's good for you, boy. Eat it."

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg2.moonbuggy.org%2Fimgstore%2Froflmao.jpg&hash=de587eb0927ed583646cf64fc328a0fd7654a4cf)

Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Mar 29, 2011, 11:27:03 PM
'I thought you never missed, Bishop.'

You win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URmQXIeVpN8#noexternalembed-ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URmQXIeVpN8#noexternalembed-ws)

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Post by: Ghostface on Mar 30, 2011, 02:18:46 AM

"He's playing with you Mike."

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Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 30, 2011, 02:25:44 AM

"I'm happy to disappoint you."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 30, 2011, 02:31:14 AM

Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Mar 29, 2011, 11:26:42 PM
"You started this. Show me everything."

"I can handle myself."

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Post by: Ghostface on Mar 30, 2011, 02:39:06 AM

"I don't care how big this is or who's involved"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 30, 2011, 09:40:12 AM

"I thought you said there was no sign of disease."

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Post by: TheMonolith on Mar 30, 2011, 03:51:56 PM

"The door swings both ways" my ass.

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Post by: AliceApocalypse on Mar 30, 2011, 04:27:12 PM

" This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 30, 2011, 05:29:01 PM

"I knew you'd come."

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Post by: bov930527 on Mar 30, 2011, 06:14:23 PM

"Sir, this place is dead. Whatever happened here, I think we missed it."

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Post by: AliceApocalypse on Mar 30, 2011, 06:26:46 PM

Quote from: TheMonolith on Mar 29, 2011, 09:56:08 PM
Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

No, have you?

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Mar 30, 2011, 06:54:08 PM

"Does it grow?"

"Yeah. Very rapidly."

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Mar 30, 2011, 06:59:39 PM

"They mostly come at night...mostly."

"Son of a bitch dug in like an Alabama tick."

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Mar 30, 2011, 07:31:24 PM

"No more bullshit. I just felt it move."

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Post by: Sharp Sticks on Mar 30, 2011, 07:56:19 PM

'Never knew how much I missed this, Dutch!'

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Post by: TheMonolith on Mar 30, 2011, 07:57:19 PM

You give away our position one more time, I bleed you, real quiet, and leave you here.

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Post by: AliceApocalypse on Mar 30, 2011, 08:00:05 PM

"You ugly mother f*cker"

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Post by: Sharp Sticks on Mar 30, 2011, 08:01:21 PM

'Mac! MAAAAAAC!'

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Mar 30, 2011, 08:04:10 PM

"We burned too much energy. I can't make critical mass. I can't blow it!"

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Post by: TheMonolith on Mar 30, 2011, 08:07:18 PM

Punch it, Bishop!

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Post by: First Blood on Mar 30, 2011, 08:09:36 PM

"Not bad for a human."

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Post by: TheMonolith on Mar 30, 2011, 08:11:14 PM

My gas line!

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Post by: First Blood on Mar 30, 2011, 08:13:32 PM

"I prefer the term artificial person myself."

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Post by: OmegaZilla on Mar 30, 2011, 09:04:17 PM

'CONTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT!!!'

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Post by: Space Sweeper on Mar 30, 2011, 09:05:10 PM

Quote from: First Blood on Mar 30, 2011, 08:13:32 PM
"I prefer the term artificial person myself."

Jesus Christ. :laugh:

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Post by: Deathbearer on Mar 30, 2011, 09:08:52 PM

"I admire it's purity"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 30, 2011, 09:33:44 PM

"I'll leave the details of the creamation to you, Mr. Clemens."

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Mar 30, 2011, 10:06:02 PM

All scenes throughout the movies that have included screaming.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 31, 2011, 02:40:59 AM

"What's inside me!?"

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Post by: RazorSlash on Mar 31, 2011, 02:55:47 AM

Something has attached itself to him. We have to get him to the infirmary right away.

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Post by: Deathbearer on Mar 31, 2011, 03:02:38 AM

"That's a real nasty habit you got there."

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Post by: TheMonolith on Mar 31, 2011, 03:19:42 AM

I wouldn't waste that trail on a broke dick dog.

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Mar 31, 2011, 08:25:28 PM

"What? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"

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Post by: Deathbearer on Apr 01, 2011, 05:34:10 PM

"If you liked that, you're gonna love this."

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Post by: OmegaZilla on Apr 01, 2011, 05:44:15 PM

I will finish what you started.

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Post by: TheMonolith on Apr 01, 2011, 05:52:04 PM

Right.

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Apr 03, 2011, 01:33:07 AM

Get that stinking shit out of my face.

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Post by: TheMonolith on Apr 03, 2011, 01:38:28 AM

Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Apr 03, 2011, 02:13:57 AM

"Yeah, like you never f***ed a robot!"

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Post by: Nightmare Asylum on Apr 03, 2011, 07:32:35 PM

how long before the ship blows?

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Apr 03, 2011, 10:35:51 PM

"Anytime..."

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Post by: CavatinaTheXeno on Apr 04, 2011, 03:12:05 AM

What we going 2 do

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Apr 04, 2011, 03:37:50 AM

"How long? Please..."

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Post by: First Blood on Apr 04, 2011, 09:08:38 PM

In the midst of an orgy...

She's your baggage. You fall behind, and you're on your own.

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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 04, 2011, 10:07:49 PM

"okay, i'll sneak up to that bastard and you go around and finish him"

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Post by: Cap. Fitzgerald on Apr 04, 2011, 10:12:23 PM

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 04, 2011, 10:07:49 PM
"okay, i'll sneak up to that bastard and you go around and finish him"

"Mother of god" + "Your a beautiful butterfly" (thats the quote no?)
"LETS ROCK!"

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Apr 04, 2011, 11:28:52 PM

"Folks we have scored big this time!"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Apr 04, 2011, 11:46:35 PM

"Believe me, I'd prefer not to."

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Apr 05, 2011, 01:25:31 PM

"This accident with Murphy is what happens when one of these dumb sons-of-bitches walks around with a hard-on."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Apr 05, 2011, 02:12:45 PM

"It has almost no weight."

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Post by: Purebreedalien on Apr 05, 2011, 03:18:36 PM

"It cuts like steel."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Apr 05, 2011, 03:39:42 PM

^ :laugh:

Quote from: First Blood on Mar 29, 2011, 11:31:09 PM
"Do you remember Afghanistan?"

"I'm trying to forget it."

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Aug 18, 2011, 11:44:33 AM

"All right sweethearts, you heard the man. Pull 'em out, come on, let's have 'em."

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Post by: Space Sweeper on Aug 18, 2011, 11:48:42 AM

"Uh... am I clear, Lambert? I wanna get the hell outta here."

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Aug 18, 2011, 12:03:56 PM

"Inner hatch opened."

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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 18, 2011, 04:06:29 PM

"I said no. and i mean it."

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Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 18, 2011, 08:52:22 PM

Ten minutes and we won't need no rocket to fly through space.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 18, 2011, 09:11:54 PM

^ :laugh:

"I guess they're getting better equipped every day."

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Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 18, 2011, 09:16:05 PM

Somebody wake up Hicks.

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Aug 18, 2011, 10:59:31 PM

"38...simulated."

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Post by: AliceApocalypse on Aug 19, 2011, 06:26:25 PM

"Only the chosen may enter"

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Aug 19, 2011, 07:32:17 PM

Ha, our first AVP joke.

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Post by: AliceApocalypse on Aug 19, 2011, 08:16:15 PM

"Lex! They musn't reach the surface!"

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Post by: Ghost Rider. on Aug 19, 2011, 11:12:32 PM

"f**k this Titanic bullshit, no women and children first!"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 20, 2011, 01:51:57 AM

"It's a magnificent specimen."

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Post by: Ghost Rider. on Aug 21, 2011, 01:01:45 AM

"Get it straight, asshole!"

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Post by: Crazy Rich on Aug 21, 2011, 01:12:25 AM

"Game over man! GAME OVER!"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 21, 2011, 01:43:34 AM

"It's the chance of a lifetime. You must let me have it."

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Post by: Bat Chain Puller on Aug 21, 2011, 02:14:15 AM

Let me see, Spike. Let me see. Are you OK? Let me see.

What have you been sticking your face into? Did somebody do this to you?

What kind of animal would do this to a dog?

Spoiler

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1208.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc377%2FBatChainPuller%2Fpug-dog-alien-face-hugger.jpg&hash=a7ef29680525e108773b358f8888584e5b8f62e8)

[close]

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Post by: Huol on Aug 21, 2011, 03:10:41 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXFRzjPyDGs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXFRzjPyDGs#)

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Post by: Ghost Rider. on Aug 21, 2011, 11:57:45 PM

"Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid. "

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 22, 2011, 11:51:22 AM

I need this.

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Post by: Fujimaster on Aug 22, 2011, 01:32:40 PM

Who do I have to f**k to get of this boat.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 22, 2011, 01:44:23 PM

Do you think that's the last thing he remembered? The pain?

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Post by: First Blood on Aug 22, 2011, 01:49:30 PM

What the f**k is inside of me!!

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Post by: Shasvre on Aug 22, 2011, 02:00:21 PM

Quote from: First Blood on Aug 22, 2011, 01:49:30 PM
What the f**k is inside of me!!

One of the best so far. :laugh:

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Post by: MudButt on Aug 22, 2011, 07:45:46 PM

"GET DOWN!!"

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Post by: Ghost Rider. on Aug 23, 2011, 12:29:32 AM

"What kind of animal would do this to a dog...?"

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Post by: AliceApocalypse on Aug 23, 2011, 12:23:29 PM

That's nice, only that's not where your heart is.

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Post by: Fujimaster on Aug 23, 2011, 12:46:36 PM

Non vedo l'ora di uscire da questo piramide con te, perché mi sto cagando adosso. More or less.

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Post by: Ghost Rider. on Aug 23, 2011, 12:51:13 PM

"First Danny, then King Willie, and you were right there. He's playing with you Mike... You gotta be careful."

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Post by: Fujimaster on Aug 23, 2011, 12:55:12 PM

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

:laugh:

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 23, 2011, 01:39:13 PM

They ain't payin' us enough for this...

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Post by: Ghost Rider. on Aug 24, 2011, 08:42:24 PM

"Come and get it! El Scorpio is ready!!"

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Post by: AliceApocalypse on Aug 25, 2011, 12:57:16 PM

"Ok, who's next?"

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Post by: Bat Chain Puller on Aug 26, 2011, 01:21:51 AM

The door swings both ways, my ass.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 26, 2011, 01:56:57 AM

Nice pet you got there, Bishop.

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Post by: AliceApocalypse on Aug 26, 2011, 01:51:36 PM

"{Growl}...Take it"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 26, 2011, 02:51:37 PM

"You ready to get wet, partner?"

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Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 27, 2011, 02:44:31 PM

"Bishop, you did good."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 27, 2011, 02:49:50 PM

^"I did?"

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Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 27, 2011, 02:51:34 PM

"Oh yeah."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 27, 2011, 03:31:57 PM

:laugh:

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Post by: Bat Chain Puller on Aug 27, 2011, 09:37:55 PM

I've seen some bad ass bush before but nothing like this.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 27, 2011, 09:53:03 PM

^LOL, Good one!

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Post by: Terx2 on Aug 28, 2011, 05:43:15 AM

I ain't got time to bleed ;D.

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Post by: SpaceMarines on Aug 28, 2011, 05:54:21 AM

I haven't seen anything like that except, uh, molecular acid.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 28, 2011, 10:34:03 PM

"It's a good thing we brought the experts."

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Post by: Snowdog on Aug 28, 2011, 10:49:58 PM

A bunch of Slack jawed fagg*ts around here, this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

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Post by: SpaceMarines on Aug 28, 2011, 10:53:55 PM

We have Parker. Can Brett be far behind?

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Post by: First Blood on Aug 28, 2011, 11:04:58 PM

Don't be afraid, I'm part of the family.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 29, 2011, 07:33:01 PM

Yeah, we can, but do you think it's a good idea?

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Post by: Snowdog on Aug 29, 2011, 07:43:53 PM

When we hit the surface on the other side, no backstroke, okay!

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Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 29, 2011, 09:24:20 PM

"You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come calling."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Aug 29, 2011, 09:31:20 PM

"Wait a minute, there's movement!"

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Post by: Bad Replicant on Aug 31, 2011, 03:20:30 AM

"DON'T TOUCH IT!"

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Post by: Fujimaster on Aug 31, 2011, 07:18:50 AM

Wanna check the chair?

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Post by: TheMonolith on Aug 31, 2011, 02:23:39 PM

"You have my sympathies."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Sep 01, 2011, 01:03:29 PM

"It's sad. It's really sad. It's pathetic."

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Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 01, 2011, 02:31:27 PM

"You don't see them f**king each other over for a goddamn percentage."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Sep 02, 2011, 03:05:11 AM

"I've taken a vow of celibacy. That includes women."

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Post by: Snowdog on Sep 02, 2011, 04:12:50 PM

Not bad for a human

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Post by: AVPmaniak on Sep 02, 2011, 06:03:48 PM

"Hudson, can that shit"

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Post by: Fujimaster on Sep 04, 2011, 09:46:57 AM

It's a bughunt.

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Post by: Ghost Rider. on Sep 04, 2011, 11:16:26 PM

Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Aug 27, 2011, 09:37:55 PM
I've seen some bad ass bush before but nothing like this.

LMFAO

"I thought you never missed, Bishop?"

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Post by: Ghost Rider. on Sep 04, 2011, 11:23:14 PM

"I'm sorry. I don't know why I didn't even... Ripley's last trip out, the synth...artificial person.. malfunctioned..."

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Post by: Fujimaster on Sep 05, 2011, 12:08:42 PM

(If blow up dolls could talk)
"Believe me I prefer not to. I maybe synthetic, but I'm not stupid"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Sep 05, 2011, 07:35:05 PM

"I like to keep this handy, for close encounters."

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Post by: Gate on Sep 05, 2011, 09:29:14 PM

'My Doctor tells me the worst is behind me'

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Sep 06, 2011, 01:19:46 AM

"You're an asset... and I used you to get the job done."

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Post by: Fujimaster on Sep 06, 2011, 07:53:12 AM

What are you gonna try next...? Cheese?

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Sep 10, 2011, 06:01:59 PM

"I think you're going to find this was very ill-advised."

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Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 10, 2011, 07:15:12 PM

"Yeah. Five o-clock. Bitch...raping time."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Sep 10, 2011, 07:27:19 PM

"Get off me, damnit!" "You had your chance, Gorman."

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Post by: Fujimaster on Sep 14, 2011, 07:57:27 AM

Look where your team is, they're right under the primary heat exchange.

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Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 14, 2011, 08:21:03 PM

I had to hold the laughs.
One of the best yet!

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Sep 14, 2011, 10:02:04 PM

"Wanna see something f***ed up?"

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Post by: OmegaZilla on Sep 14, 2011, 10:03:06 PM

This is Rumor Control. Here are the facts!

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Post by: Fujimaster on Sep 15, 2011, 11:41:05 AM

You know what the difference between you and me is? We both do the same thing. You just do it for a country, so you don't have to admit you like it.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Sep 15, 2011, 12:41:31 PM

Here's one I hope she never says:

"I'm one of you."

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Sep 30, 2011, 04:05:25 AM

"Surgically removed before embryo implantation. Marachuk, John J., died during the procedure."

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Post by: TheMonolith on Sep 30, 2011, 02:39:30 PM

You secure that shit Hudson!

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Sep 30, 2011, 03:24:17 PM

"Don't make me make you."

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Post by: walker31 on Oct 01, 2011, 04:16:06 AM

"It's been a long time, General..." ;)

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Post by: Snowdog on Mar 01, 2012, 12:09:09 AM

did anyone ever mistaken you for a man ?

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Post by: MrSpaceJockey on Mar 01, 2012, 12:12:20 AM

"Lawrence just smiled and said the trick Potter, is not minding it hurts."

;D

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Post by: stephen on Mar 01, 2012, 02:33:29 AM

"I made a mistake and I'm sorry"

"She's badass man I mean big"

"These things ain't ant's scorpio"

"how do you expect to get something like that past ICC quarantine"

"Micro changes in air density my ass"

"No, you're f**ked"

"If one of those things gets down here then all this, this bullshit, you can just kiss all that goodbye"

"Is this a stand up fight sir or another bug hunt"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Mar 01, 2012, 03:14:11 AM

"That's a big f***ing signal!"

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Post by: stephen on Mar 01, 2012, 04:21:17 AM

"What the hell are we supposed to use man, harsh language"

"Alright you heard the man and you know the drill assholes and elbows"

"where do you want it"

"How can it have memories"

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Post by: Terx2 on Mar 07, 2012, 12:46:09 AM

Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Mar 01, 2012, 12:12:20 AM
"Lawrence just smiled and said the trick Potter, is not minding it hurts."

;D

:laugh:

"Come here Hudson. COME HERE!"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on Apr 25, 2012, 07:24:42 PM

"I can do anything that could possibly be asked of me."

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Post by: PREDDY VEDDER on Apr 25, 2012, 07:38:04 PM

Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass",

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Post by: Terx2 on Apr 26, 2012, 06:05:15 AM

"Like you never f**ked a robot before" :laugh:

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Post by: Vepariga on Apr 26, 2012, 06:21:11 AM

'I say we grease this rat-f*ck son of a bitch right now!'

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Post by: Fujimaster on May 01, 2012, 11:45:14 AM

Whats the matter? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

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Post by: maledoro on May 01, 2012, 02:16:16 PM

I wanna go home and party.

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Post by: Nightmare Asylum on May 01, 2012, 11:05:46 PM

PROMETHEUS Edition:

Big things have small beginnings.

My ambition is unlimited.

If you'll indulge me, I'd like to change the world.

It is my job to make sure you do yours.

Cut it out! Cut it out!

If you go down there, you're going to die.

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Post by: Kel G 426 on May 02, 2012, 12:14:24 AM

Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on May 01, 2012, 11:05:46 PM
If you go down there, you're going to die.

LOLOLOLOLOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Post by: chupacabras acheronsis on May 02, 2012, 12:45:52 AM

"is that a map?
-no, an invitation"

"LEAVE!"

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Post by: Vepariga on May 02, 2012, 01:07:41 AM

'HEADS UP!!!'

wow..14 pages an no one has said -
"I like to keep this handy,For close encounters'

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Post by: Kel G 426 on May 02, 2012, 09:56:25 AM

Quote from: Vepariga on May 02, 2012, 01:07:41 AM
wow..14 pages an no one has said -
"I like to keep this handy,For close encounters'

uh...

Quote from: kelgaard on Sep 05, 2011, 07:35:05 PM
"I like to keep this handy, for close encounters."

I can "assist" your employees.

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Post by: Vepariga on May 02, 2012, 10:45:37 AM

Must of slipped my radar :laugh: I stand corrected.

"Who were you expecting? Santa Claus?"

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Post by: Kel G 426 on May 02, 2012, 05:31:15 PM

I can perform tasks my counterparts might find distressing... or unethical.

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Post by: Shasvre on May 02, 2012, 09:32:49 PM

"It's my job to make sure you do yours."

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Post by: Kel G 426 on May 02, 2012, 10:16:45 PM

"Since when is that standard procedure?"

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Post by: First Blood on May 03, 2012, 12:45:52 AM

In nineteen minutes, this area's gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.

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Post by: Terx2 on May 03, 2012, 10:53:01 AM

The bitch is back. It's not dialogue from the movies it's one of the tag lines for Alien 3.

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Post by: Vepariga on May 03, 2012, 11:52:46 AM

"If you like that,Your gonna love this"

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