Pulling out a skull with intact spinal cord attached is WAY easier than you would think.
His name was Royce.
Hanzo talks too much.
Repetitive beheadings are repetitive.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 14, 2011, 01:09:47 AM
Repetitive beheadings are repetitive.
Dude there were only two.
Just because you've seen it alot in other movies doesn't mean you should hate this movie for it.
Anyways.
They were in Nolands house.
Bitch
Noland is bats**t crazy.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Feb 14, 2011, 01:25:53 AM
Noland is bats**t crazy.
He's got six more f**king mouths to feed!
That copy of something original will always be worse then original?
Hemingway is quite poetic.
Fans gonna hate.
Not only can you survive on an alien planet being used by blood thirsty alien hunters, but you can get fat, go nuts, and still find time to shave every day. Also the type of forest the hunt is taking place in can change from scene to scene... somehow. (hint.. Hawaii, Texas...) Oh, and we learned that Royce got a copy of the script, Spaceballs style, and knew every goddamn thing that was going to happen... Oh, and predators are afraid of fire, and generally not very smart...
Maybe we should learn to suspend disbelief... Or not.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Feb 14, 2011, 01:24:46 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 14, 2011, 01:09:47 AM
Repetitive beheadings are repetitive.
Dude there were only two.
Just because you've seen it alot in other movies doesn't mean you should hate this movie for it.
Anyways.
They were in Nolands house.
Bitch
It's just that they were one right after the other. That was the only thing I disliked about the film. The battles were still awesome to watch, though.
The signifigance of 5 o'clock for Stans.
Despite what you've seen in other movies...you don't want to f**k with Adrien Brody.
There is another subspecies of Predator.
Beware of doctors.
What a Black Super Predator looks like.
That badass and BSP are two very VERY different words (world?)
how to escape an Alien Planet
Bitches hate 5 o'clock.
That Alice Braga's ass is awesome.
That Edwin could identify the plant as it was one from Earth "Archaefructus Liaoningensis", and that it is vary, vary poisonous.
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Feb 15, 2011, 01:15:09 AM
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 14, 2011, 09:32:33 PM
That Alice Braga's ass is awesome.
8)
True dat
No doubt, bro.
That when you want to kill 7 more mouths use smoke, not the giant alien gun you were holding earlier or poison.
You guys should watch her other movies though, she's a great actress. :D
That Predators don't seem to actively hunt people all that much.
That you can rip ol` good story. Piss on some important aspects of it, and yet some people are still satysfied ::)
That Noland's the one you don't f**k with!
Quote from: Master on Feb 15, 2011, 10:35:26 AM
That you can rip ol` good story. Piss on some important aspects of it, and yet some people are still satysfied ::)
^ this :'(
Quote from: Valaquen on Feb 15, 2011, 09:39:02 AM
That Predators don't seem to actively hunt people all that much.
When did they not?
Royce aint a good man but he's fast
Classic Predator can still hold his own in a fight, even after being tied to a tree.
I learnt through PREDATORS that PREDATOR is a great classic that will never be beat.
I also learnt if I want to be satisfy with a Predator movie, I just have to take the bluray disc of PREDATOR. ;)
And Predator 2.
nah, predator 2 sucks.
To not start a stupid predator fan war, watch it or not if it satisfy you.
That's it. ::)
Just a question Le Celticant... who is the guy in the extreme right in your signature banner? I recognize the others but I'm not sure about him... is he Rodriguez?
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Feb 17, 2011, 07:19:11 PM
Just a question Le Celticant... who is the guy in the extreme right in your signature banner? I recognize the others but I'm not sure about him... is he Rodriguez?
Yup that's Robert Rodriguez.
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Feb 17, 2011, 07:19:11 PM
Just a question Le Celticant... who is the guy in the extreme right in your signature banner? I recognize the others but I'm not sure about him... is he Rodriguez?
I'm not sure , but i think you're right it's RR
Quote from: bobby brown on Feb 17, 2011, 07:01:58 PM
nah, predator 2 sucks.
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That Mombasa finishes what someone else starts.
that nokolai can,t hit SHIT with a gatling gun.
Quote from: Rioto on Feb 18, 2011, 02:06:48 PM
that nokolai can,t hit SHIT with a gatling gun.
In all fairness, his targets were invisible.
Quote from: predxeno on Feb 18, 2011, 05:20:16 PM
Quote from: Rioto on Feb 18, 2011, 02:06:48 PM
that nokolai can,t hit SHIT with a gatling gun.
In all fairness, his targets were invisible.
I think he was talking about the predhound
Quote from: FUZION PREDATOR on Feb 18, 2011, 05:35:40 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Feb 18, 2011, 05:20:16 PM
Quote from: Rioto on Feb 18, 2011, 02:06:48 PM
that nokolai can,t hit SHIT with a gatling gun.
In all fairness, his targets were invisible.
I think he was talking about the predhound
In that case, he f**king sucks.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Feb 18, 2011, 05:37:43 PM
Quote from: FUZION PREDATOR on Feb 18, 2011, 05:35:40 PM
Quote from: predxeno on Feb 18, 2011, 05:20:16 PM
Quote from: Rioto on Feb 18, 2011, 02:06:48 PM
that nokolai can,t hit SHIT with a gatling gun.
In all fairness, his targets were invisible.
I think he was talking about the predhound
In that case, he f**king sucks.
Even a stromtrooper could teach him how to shoot.
-First try to hit Elephant in a hall at 3m range
But, Nikolai did hit a Hell Hound; it fell apart under his constant firing.
That it did.
it took him almost an entire clip to put 3 bullets in the damn thing.
I thought Nikolai hit the Hell Hound all those times, but the Hell Hound managed to stand up to him for a short while.
no just a few times. The russian gatling gun GShG 7.62 fires 6,000 RPM. The scene last somewhat around 5 - 10 seconds so that would mean that the hound got shot with +500 rounds. See nokolai can,t shit shit :P
We learned how NOT to computer generate fire. Also that Topher Grace gets lost easily, probably all that fake pot smoking he did during that 70's show thing.
Quote from: bobby brown on Feb 17, 2011, 07:01:58 PM
nah, predator 2 sucks.
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Quote from: predxeno on Feb 18, 2011, 08:13:33 PM
I thought Nikolai hit the Hell Hound all those times, but the Hell Hound managed to stand up to him for a short while.
You'll notice that most of those shots hit the ground around the hound.
That serial killers look coked out of their mind when they drop all pretenses.
That every species known, hunted, or used by the Predators has red blood except the Predators themselves.
That filmmakers will go to great lengths to set a movie on an Alien planet and then make it look exactly like Earth.
That Predators infinitely prefer Earth flora over that of the other planets they visit.
That Hanzo and Nicolai are awesome.
That Falconer is awesome even if his death scene and treatment in the film sucked.
That Tracker was the only Predator in the film who didn't suck.
That however mediocre a Predator film might be, it's still better than
AVPR.
That Machete doesn't stand a chance against Predator.
That
AVP really is better than everyone says it is. (Or rather, that's what all of YOU will learn! Mwohahahaha!)
That despite RR claiming that he didn't want the film to be cartoony, the Super Predators can fit 3-foot long blades into tiny wrist gauntlets.
That Adrien Brody can indeed be a tough guy.
That three Predators superior to the original and capable of overcoming an Anytime-level Classic Predator can get their butts handed to them by a group of people equal to and less than that which Anytime and Pussyface kicked the crud out of.
That no matter how stupid, unprofessional, suckish, and un-Predator-like the Predators in this film may seem, none of them suck quite as much as poor Chopper.
That the greatest human and Predator hunters on their planets couldn't hit a moving or faraway target if their lives depended on it. Seriously, aside from Noland
every single person or Predator in this film SUCKS at aiming!!!Quote from: RazorSlash on Feb 18, 2011, 10:59:26 PM
Quote from: bobby brown on Feb 17, 2011, 07:01:58 PM
nah, predator 2 sucks.
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Quote from: Peakius Baragonius on Feb 18, 2011, 11:07:59 PM
That every species known, hunted, or used by the Predators has red blood except the Predators themselves.
Except Aliens. :P
You've seen Predator right, peakius? Well you know when the men attack the camp? That is one of the most unrealistic action scenes I've ever seen. Sure they may hit everything they shoot at, but not one of them ever bring a rifle up to their shoulder(Because it's a movie). At least in this movie they shot correctly.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 19, 2011, 06:01:58 PM
You've seen Predator right, peakius? Well you know when the men attack the camp? That is one of the most unrealistic action scenes I've ever seen. Sure they may hit everything they shoot at, but not one of them ever bring a rifle up to their shoulder(Because it's a movie). At least in this movie they shot correctly.
You're right. I guess we shouldn't reasonably point out the flaws in one film because the original was imperfect! ;)
Please, call me Peaky. 8)
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 19, 2011, 06:01:58 PM
You've seen Predator right, peakius? Well you know when the men attack the camp? That is one of the most unrealistic action scenes I've ever seen. Sure they may hit everything they shoot at, but not one of them ever bring a rifle up to their shoulder(Because it's a movie). At least in this movie they shot correctly.
Exact and despite this, the camp attack (P1) was by itself 100 times more awesome/badass than all the action scene of Predators
It is really hard for me to watch that scene. I mean it bothers the hell out of me.
They did have rifles.
They didn't use it because the attack was so rapid, they hadn't the time.
And there's the one that Poncho gets off with a grenade. Y'now. You got time to duck?
What? Yeah they all had rifles, I know. And a real soldier would put the rifle to his shoulder before the battle and not remove it until it was over. But, no, in P1 they all shot from the hip no matter the circumstance. It just bothers me.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 20, 2011, 05:50:15 PM
What? Yeah they all had rifles, I know. And a real soldier would put the rifle to his shoulder before the battle and not remove it until it was over. But, no, in P1 they all shot from the hip no matter the circumstance. It just bothers me.
They were probably too badass for this
Dutch's definition of aiming: "aiming with guns is like eating an apple with fork & knive, only noobs and p*ssies would do so"
Don't ever trust a doctor.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 20, 2011, 05:50:15 PM
And a real soldier would put the rifle to his shoulder before the battle and not remove it until it was over. But, no, in P1 they all shot from the hip no matter the circumstance. It just bothers me.
My brother noticed that in Predators.
The only person that I seen shot hes weapon wrong was Royce. The others looked fine to me.... well besides that Cuchillo used two MP5k's, but he wasn't a soldier.
What, are you Military or something?
Probably not, but some people like accuracy in movies and are bothered by its absence.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 21, 2011, 02:55:26 AM
The only person that I seen shot hes weapon wrong was Royce. The others looked fine to me.... well besides that Cuchillo used two MP5k's, but he wasn't a soldier.
Royce doesn't fire it from the shoulder because his AA-12 had no pad at the end it would have broken his arm. And besides that, the AA-12 is made to fire in all direction and he was using fragmentation rounds.
I have no problem with accuracy in film, unless it makes the characters look like a bunch of douchebags.
Which in this case it almost certainly would.
One of the few things that I remember from AVP: Rectum was that the characters all held their guns (we need 'em) up to their shoulders. And guess what they looked like? No, really, guess.
Like a bunch of f*cking pro's?
You're halfway there.
Nah, I'm not military, as Cap.Fitzgerald said, I simply like accuracy in my movies.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 21, 2011, 02:55:26 AM
The only person that I seen shot hes weapon wrong was Royce. The others looked fine to me.... well besides that Cuchillo used two MP5k's, but he wasn't a soldier.
Royce doesn't fire it from the shoulder because his AA-12 had no pad at the end it would have broken his arm. And besides that, the AA-12 is made to fire in all direction and he was using fragmentation rounds.
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Ya, I can see where you're coming from. And they way he shot it didn't bother me that much cus well that thing is a beast.
And sharp sticks... You think they looked like f**king douchebags.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 21, 2011, 07:11:00 AM
Nah, I'm not military, as Cap.Fitzgerald said, I simply like accuracy in my movies.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 21, 2011, 02:55:26 AM
The only person that I seen shot hes weapon wrong was Royce. The others looked fine to me.... well besides that Cuchillo used two MP5k's, but he wasn't a soldier.
Royce doesn't fire it from the shoulder because his AA-12 had no pad at the end it would have broken his arm. And besides that, the AA-12 is made to fire in all direction and he was using fragmentation rounds.
Ya, I can see where you're coming from. And they way he shot it didn't bother me that much cus well that thing is a beast. And sharp sticks... You think they looked like f**king douchebags.
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Despite firing with almost the same unrealistic firing position than "Dutch Teamates", this time it doesn't bother you?
Yeah, I figured somebody would ask me that. This is the difference.
Royces gun is a beast of a weapon. It shoots shotgun rounds at an extremely fast rate. Now the person I saw that shoot it fire the rounds a little bit slower and shoot them from his shoulder. Then he decided to go full automatic with it and guess what? He dropped the weapon like Royce did. Now the guy shooting it was a retired Nave SEAL and even said that full auto should be used rarely.
Now with Dutch's team. They fired M-16's and MP5s. Both are small and very easy to shoot. That is why I have a problem with it. There is absolutely no reason for them to put the gun below their arm. It's not like an MP5, which shoots a 9mm pistol round, is gonna break your arm if you guy full auto.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 21, 2011, 09:41:13 AM
Yeah, I figured somebody would ask me that. This is the difference.
Royces gun is a beast of a weapon. It shoots shotgun rounds at an extremely fast rate. Now the person I saw that shoot it fire the rounds a little bit slower and shoot them from his shoulder. Then he decided to go full automatic with it and guess what? He dropped the weapon like Royce did. Now the guy shooting it was a retired Nave SEAL and even said that full auto should be used rarely.
Now with Dutch's team. They fired M-16's and MP5s. Both are small and very easy to shoot. That is why I have a problem with it. There is absolutely no reason for them to put the gun below their arm. It's not like an MP5, which shoots a 9mm pistol round, is gonna break your arm if you guy full auto.
The AA 12 won't break anything if you shoot it full auto. This weapon specificity (compared to the USAS 12 or saiga 12) is his incredible low recoil system
But I agree that it looks cooler to shoot from the hip with a AA 12 (than with a m16 or HK MP5),
Predators can get uglier but still look badass at the same time.
That roughly 1 out of every 9 Predator parachutes fail safety standards.
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Feb 21, 2011, 05:18:56 PM
That roughly 1 out of every 9 Predator parachutes fail safety standards.
I lolled.
Quote from: Spartan113 on Feb 21, 2011, 09:41:13 AM
Yeah, I figured somebody would ask me that. This is the difference.
Royces gun is a beast of a weapon. It shoots shotgun rounds at an extremely fast rate. Now the person I saw that shoot it fire the rounds a little bit slower and shoot them from his shoulder. Then he decided to go full automatic with it and guess what? He dropped the weapon like Royce did. Now the guy shooting it was a retired Nave SEAL and even said that full auto should be used rarely.
Now with Dutch's team. They fired M-16's and MP5s. Both are small and very easy to shoot. That is why I have a problem with it. There is absolutely no reason for them to put the gun below their arm. It's not like an MP5, which shoots a 9mm pistol round, is gonna break your arm if you guy full auto.
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That the pred voice imitation is ALWAYS heard from the person he is imitating.
Though this also applies to the first film.
That tracker predator has a mean whistle.
Quote from: predtekone on Feb 23, 2011, 09:43:27 AM
That tracker predator has a mean whistle.
Oh,
duh...
We learned that Predators can whistle! ;D
That the predators did not select earth's most dangereous killers.
Bitch rapin' time is Mondays at 5.
Predators don't appreciate being called "space faggots."
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Mar 03, 2011, 04:42:08 PM
Predators don't appreciate being called "space faggots."
Or "ugly mother f*ckers"
Oh wait,thats P1 & AVP.
Quote from: AliceApocalypse on Mar 03, 2011, 05:45:49 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Mar 03, 2011, 04:42:08 PM
Predators don't appreciate being called "space faggots."
Or "ugly mother f*ckers"
Oh wait,thats P1 & AVP.
Wow. Ugly Mudaf**kas, Pussy Faces, Space Faggots. You know, I've never realized how many slurs have been leveled at our beloved intergalactic hunters throughout the films. Sounds like another thread...
But seriously: As for this thread ... Royce says it best.
"We found out that there's more than one of them. That they use projectile and energy-based weapons. That they have some sort of cloaking device. That they're bigger than us, stronger, but also heavier."
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Mar 05, 2011, 08:55:31 AM
Quote from: AliceApocalypse on Mar 03, 2011, 05:45:49 PM
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Mar 03, 2011, 04:42:08 PM
Predators don't appreciate being called "space faggots."
Or "ugly mother f*ckers"
Oh wait,thats P1 & AVP.
Wow. Ugly Mudaf**kas, Pussy Faces, Space Faggots. You know, I've never realized how many slurs have been leveled at our beloved intergalactic hunters throughout the films. Sounds like another thread...
But seriously: As for this thread ... Royce says it best.
"We found out that there's more than one of them. That they use projectile and energy-based weapons. That they have some sort of cloaking device. That they're bigger than us, stronger, but also heavier."
Robert Rodriguez Presents
Predators, a bold new chapter in the Predator universe, full of things we definitely haven't seen before in the series! Nope, not at all!
We learned that Royce considers gaining expository information worth more than Mombasa's life.
Also:
We learned that Predators will mortally wound characters who will end up killing them but spare those who will later provide twists in the plot, i.e. Tracker shooting Nikolai but letting Edwin escape even though he was
right there.
We learned that new Predator weapons can be not just gruesome, but confusing!
The only way to kill a classic is to decapitate it :'(
Possibly the longest human to survive on the planet was 8 seasons.....what 10? 10 seasons.
Quote from: Terx2 on Mar 06, 2011, 04:31:08 AM
The only way to kill a classic is to decapitate it :'(
Predators are Vampires.
Interesting.
Eight people can blunder into a nest of elaborate booby traps and survive without a scratch.
Mombasa can be unwitting enough to trip on a wire and set off those traps but also be aware enough to sense something silent and invisible up in the trees.
If I had been involved in the development of this reboot of Predator I would have explained the Super Predators as being a type of higher cast of predator that are worshipped by everyday predators.
I learned that John Davis again touched predator and again... not for its good. :-\
QuoteThings we learned from Predators
Not to F*** with them...
Quote from: Le Celticant on Mar 09, 2011, 06:28:35 PM
I learned that John Davis again touched predator and again... not for its good. :-\
I thought John Davis was NOT involved in the making of Predators.
Jon Davis had little to do with Predators.
Quote from: DANIELQMUL on Mar 09, 2011, 04:49:41 PM
If I had been involved in the development of this reboot of Predator I would have explained the Super Predators as being a type of higher cast of predator that are worshipped by everyday predators.
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Quote from: echobbase79 on Mar 12, 2011, 04:19:23 AM
Jon Davis had little to do with Predators.
Sadly, he did. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0204862/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0204862/)
That being said, it's nice to have some other tribes going on, I just hope they stay within logical scope on the films and don't render the classics to pussies. (Which, IMO, Predators succeeded by having the classic lose by fatigue and damaged tools)
Quote from: DANIELQMUL on Mar 09, 2011, 04:49:41 PM
If I had been involved in the development of this reboot of Predator I would have explained the Super Predators as being a type of higher cast of predator that are worshipped by everyday predators.
Seriously?
Quote from: DANIELQMUL on Mar 09, 2011, 04:49:41 PM
If I had been involved in the development of this reboot of Predator I would have explained the Super Predators as being a type of higher cast of predator that are worshipped by everyday predators.
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Classic didn't seem to me to be worshipping him during the brawl they had at the end.
Well, that's the logical reasoning talking alone, but f**k, what part of the AvP-dislikes didn't you get?