So, if your country was being invaded by another country, who would you choose to have on your side? Keep in mind that allegiances do count; America could, say, have North Korea on their side, but do try to take into account how much help they'd actually receive from it.
Personally, since I'm from America, I'd probably choose either the U.K., Israel, or China, in that order.
Japan.
Squadrons of mechas.
And ninja.
And ninja mecha.
Israel.
Quote from: SM on May 05, 2010, 12:17:51 AM
And ninja.
And ninja mecha.
Stealth-enabled katana mecha.
That transform into fighter jets.
Quote from: SM on May 05, 2010, 12:21:15 AM
That transform into fighter jets.
Oh, now that's just not giving anyone else a chance, is it?
Not in this to lose.
Japan for reasons already listed
and because they also have large swords that can deflect bullets
Quote from: SM on May 05, 2010, 12:24:01 AM
Not in this to lose.
Fair enough. Then I'm rolling with what Russia was thought to be by Americans (super mutant space villains with death rays that could destroy the planet with a cockslap and could only be stopped by sheer [American] Patriotism) at the height of the Cold War.
Suck on that, robots.
Au contraire, mon frere...
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America.
Others are cats. America to them is a big, bad, angry bear.
japan, russia, china, america, canada, north and south korea, all of europe, all of africa, india, all muslim countries, and australia, oh, and all of south america/latin america, and pacific and atlantic islands.
The rest of Europe. I live there already, so... why not form a giant superpower country?
I'd pick Scotland. Because they're mental.
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England.
Why?
Because they are England. ;)
Nobody wants the French!? Why on earth not.....
Quote from: The Captain on May 05, 2010, 08:14:07 PM
Nobody wants the French!? Why on earth not.....
I know! I mean, if you set up the French armies in the right position, they might accidentally trample the enemies to death while running away. :P
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 05, 2010, 08:19:56 PM
Quote from: The Captain on May 05, 2010, 08:14:07 PM
Nobody wants the French!? Why on earth not.....
I know! I mean, if you set up the French armies in the right position, they might accidentally trample the enemies to death while running away. :P
You surrender once to the Germans and you can never live it down....
At least I'm half Irish as well.
Quote from: The Captain on May 05, 2010, 08:21:54 PM
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 05, 2010, 08:19:56 PM
Quote from: The Captain on May 05, 2010, 08:14:07 PM
Nobody wants the French!? Why on earth not.....
I know! I mean, if you set up the French armies in the right position, they might accidentally trample the enemies to death while running away. :P
You surrender once to the Germans and you can never live it down....
At least I'm half Irish as well.
Booyah! Ireland for the win!
I'm from America and i'd pick Israel and the UK. I mean they are the only countries I think that would work with the US.
Minus the Rev. War the US has been on great terms with the UK and with Israel.
The US was not on great terms with Israel during the Rev. War?
Twas kinda hard to be on good terms what with Israel not existing and all.
I know. That's why this is a confusing statement.
Quote from: The PredBen on May 05, 2010, 09:11:18 PM
Minus the Rev. War the US has been on great terms with the UK and with Israel.
And yes, I'm being funny. In case you couldn't tell.
:-\
I'd want the French on my side.
No, seriously.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html
QuoteI know. That's why this is a confusing statement.
It's not confusing cos obviously the "Rev. War" only applies to the UK. The "and with" seperates the two.
QuoteAnd yes, I'm being funny.
For everything, there is a first time.
The French.
It really galls me when people dismiss them as cowards.
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Cowards you say? This is something from... Mathilda.
Quote from: SiL on May 05, 2010, 11:21:52 PM
I'd want the French on my side.
No, seriously.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html
I read that article. I do fear the French, I jest that they're cowards, but I fully realize that they could chew us up and then use our remains to polish their minions' boots.
Quote from: Drago-Morph on May 05, 2010, 11:39:17 PM
Quote from: SiL on May 05, 2010, 11:21:52 PM
I'd want the French on my side.
No, seriously.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html
I read that article. I do fear the French, I jest that they're cowards, but I fully realize that they could chew us up and then use our remains to polish their minions' boots.
True that. Just got up to 1848 in history class. In the previous 200 years, France kicked some serious ass even when it was in 4 to 1 odds.
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I say! Have to do something about THAT, mmm, what!
All I would need is Burt Gummer. No one would dare oppose me.
Lovers AND fighters mon ami. Lovers and fighters.
Sweden. Everyone thinks they're nice and quiet over there... No, they're just plotting. Plotting to destroy teh worldz
f**k this. ill be on a bunker really deep in the mountains.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 07, 2010, 05:22:58 PM
f**k this. ill be on a bunker really deep in the mountains.
Better not go in the Moria Mines.
USA, Australia, Canada, NZ.
Quote from: Haggar on May 08, 2010, 03:50:11 AM
USA, Australia, Canada, NZ.
f**k yeah! You should all want us on you side! Ever heard of Vimy Ridge?
R'lyeh
/End Thread.
Quote from: Blacklabel on May 08, 2010, 06:34:20 AM
R'lyeh
/End Thread.
hell no.
GALACTIC EMPIRE, motherf**kers
Discworld.
Wonderland.
The Space Krakens!
Middle Earth.
And the Undying Lands.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 08, 2010, 02:09:57 PM
GALACTIC EMPIRE, motherf**kers
Bah! Puny Mortals stand no chance against Cthulhu! The very sight of him causes madness! That Shit is wild!!!!
ahem... you get the idea :D
Chuck Norris.
With a jetpack.
I see your Chuck Norris and raise you a Werner Herzog ;D http://www.nerve.com/entertainment/2009/11/17/five-reasons-werner-herzog-is-more-badass-than-chuck-norris
Yeah but... jetpack! :D
Quote from: TJ Doc on May 08, 2010, 04:54:29 PM
Yeah but... jetpack! :D
Burt Gummer. With jetpack.
:o
Too much powah!
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Bruce Lee. With his Fists of Fury.
Quote from: Hive Tyrant on May 08, 2010, 05:01:05 PM
Quote from: TJ Doc on May 08, 2010, 04:54:29 PM
Yeah but... jetpack! :D
Burt Gummer. With jetpack.
:o
Best alliance ever. ;D
Imagine Burt with his Caliber 50... flying... too much win!
The Foundation.
is this another "character vs character" thread or what?
Monster vs. monster thread!
A special elite team of Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, The Wu Tang Clan, Usher, The Sugar Puffs Monster AND Daniel Day Lewis.
(on jetpacks)
Operation Mindf**k ftw! ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStwjKujyLo
Quote from: TJ Doc on May 08, 2010, 04:49:22 PM
Chuck Norris.
With a jetpack.
Damn you Doc, beating me to chuck norris!!!!!!! >:(
J C V D....oh yes