The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM

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TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 02:12:40 AM
Some of them *whack!* keep tryin' to escape *WHACK!!*

You're ruining the garland I used to hang them up.

Huggs

Oh, it'll be fine.

*lights flamethrower*

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 02:31:30 AM
Oh, it'll be fine.

*lights flamethrower*

You're going to burn the tree and Gorman. Put that down.

Huggs

It's the only way to eliminate the possibility of contamination.


TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:00:45 AM
It's the only way to eliminate the possibility of contamination.



That's what you hire Rolston Pest Control for.

Huggs

One of those ornaments is not what it appears to be. By next week it could be all of them.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:12:44 AM
One of those ornaments is not what it appears to be. By tomorrow it could be all of them.

What is it, then?

Huggs

"What we're talking about here is an organism...that imitates other life-forms, and it imitates them perfectly"

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:18:03 AM
"What we're talking about here is an organism...that imitates other life-forms, and it imitates them perfectly"

Is it the mini snowman?

Huggs

I don't know.  But it needs to be in close proximity to a target to assimilate. It could already be a Christmas tree by now.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:25:20 AM
I don't know.  But it needs to be in close proximity to a target to assimilate. It could already be a Christmas tree by now.

I'm taking my ornaments and getting a new tree.

Huggs

Without the proper laboratory tests, you may run into a carnivorous conifer.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:42:29 AM
Without the proper laboratory tests, you may run into a carnivorous conifer.

Yeah . . .

Where am I keeping these decorations until then?

Huggs

Under careful watch. Company regs mandate a 24 hour quarantine.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:50:55 AM
Under careful watch. Company regs mandate a 24 hour quarantine.

Will the tranquilizer last that long?

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