The Unofficial "The Last Boy Scout" Quote Thread

[KiramidHead]

Spinning off from Last Thing You Bought.

"It's called a vocabulary. Read much?"

"My subscription to Juggs Magazine just ran out."

Let's see how long we can keep this going.

[The Kurgan]

"This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first."

[KiramidHead]

I'm f**kface, he's asshole.

[First Blood]

Hey, man. You ever play ball? You've got a good build.

What are you, a fag?

[KiramidHead]

You don't believe in love?

I believe in love. I believe in cancer.

What, like they're both diseases?

Something like that.

I'd like to meet the bitch that f**ked you up.

[LastSonofKrypton]

'Jake attacks his job with a certain exuberance'

'Shit!  We're being beaten up by the inventors of Scrabble.'



'It just happened.  Coulda happened to anybody.  It was an accident right?  You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.  Whoops!  I'm so sorry Mrs H.  I guess this just isn't my week!'

[Local Trouble]

"I think I f**ked a squirrel to death and I don't even remember it."

[The Kurgan]

 "Where are you goin'?"

"To the bathroom, okay. You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy."

[KiramidHead]

Leather pants.

Yeah.

What's something like that run?

Six-fifty.

Six hundred and fifty dollars?

Yeah.

They're pants.

Yeah.

You wear them?

YES.

They don't, like, have a TV in them or something?

Nope.

I am very old.

[HuDaFuK]

"It's just business. Nothing personal."

"That's what you think. Last night I f**ked your wife."