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Posted by Immortan Jonesy
 - Aug 18, 2021, 02:38:04 AM
Alright, alright, place a normal, human order, pay, and get out of here. No need to attract any special attention. Just be cool, Cthulhu. You can do this. ☺

"Yeah, ahem, can I get uhhh, let's see, uhhh four, no, six of those triple bacon cheeseburgers, and could I have the accompanying fries be dipped in cheese? Yeah, just the whole batch dunked into a vat of cheese, if possible. And then I'll have, uhhh, let's go with a modest two-hundred chicken nuggets. And gimme about thirty of the little BBQ sauce containers. NO, NO, I will have the honey mustard instead, thank you. And, I'm not doing anything tomorrow, so I guess I'll have ten of your mini tacos—the chicken ones, please. Yeah, I think that'll be it."

Wait, no Cthulhu. That wasn't a normal order! Who orders food without a drink? Do you want them to think you're weird? Do you want them to start suspecting things? Think, Cthulhu, THINK! 😰

"Oh, and uh, a diet cola, please." 😅

Good save, Cthulhu. Nice. Soon they'll call you, Cthulhu, Wearer of Human Skin ~ or maybe something even cooler. 😎

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- Squidward Tentacles
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Posted by Immortan Jonesy
 - Aug 10, 2021, 05:37:12 PM
Real life might have the best graphics, but the game is only good cuz of its mini games.

- Hideo Kojima

Posted by Baron Von Marlon
 - Aug 09, 2021, 02:27:12 AM
I was scared.

-Clint Eastwood
Posted by Huggs
 - Aug 08, 2021, 11:54:22 PM
There goes my boat, there goes my candy. Dead pirates are comin' any minute, and it's past my bedtime - Jack Sparrow
Posted by Immortan Jonesy
 - Aug 08, 2021, 04:44:16 AM
Of all 90s stars that now do Redbox trash, Nic Cage is the only one kind enough to remind us once in a while that they can actually still act - Nicolas Cage
Posted by Kradan
 - Aug 06, 2021, 05:20:40 PM
Well, you know the old formula: comedy equals tragedy plus time - Joker
Posted by Immortan Jonesy
 - Aug 01, 2021, 04:27:35 AM
I am a Youtubarian. I don't eat. I feed off the light coming off screen while playing YouTube videos.

- PewDiePie
Posted by Immortan Jonesy
 - Jul 24, 2021, 04:05:39 AM
Enjoy my overly sarcastic video game productions - Randy's bizarre sense of humor.
Posted by [cancerblack]
 - Jul 11, 2021, 10:25:46 PM
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

- Melania Trump
Posted by Huggs
 - Jul 09, 2021, 04:52:46 AM
Dr. Wiener is my gynecologist.

- Chief Inspector Dreyfuss
Posted by Xeno Killer 2179
 - Jul 08, 2021, 03:42:27 AM
You must bathe in my nectar!
-Aunt Jemima
Posted by Immortan Jonesy
 - May 04, 2021, 04:34:00 AM
My name is Ben Shapiro, but you can call me papi - Sargon of Akkad
Posted by Immortan Jonesy
 - Apr 26, 2021, 11:41:44 PM
I'm cyborg but that's ok - Vickers
Posted by Xeno Killer 2179
 - Apr 25, 2021, 03:38:29 AM
We will eat you, after we eat your children!

-Gwyneth Paltrow 
Posted by Immortan Jonesy
 - Apr 17, 2021, 12:39:39 AM
There're so manyyyyy gods & goddess in my multiverse.They can be gay, lesbians, bisexual, non-binary... who cares! Everyone is having fun in their own way  :) Namaste 🐘🌸🌺🍀🍁🍄🍄🌈🌼⭐🌟✨💫💫💚💚🙏🙏🙏🙏💚💚💚...Ben Sha...Oh! i forgot  👇

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