The Misquote Thread

[Huggs]

You did this to me, with your cooking. You fattened me up so I couldn't get out - The Penguin

[Immortan Jonesy]

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him -  Trump

[Huggs]

They're lying to your f***ing faces. The great beyond is bullsh*t! - John Connor

[Immortan Jonesy]

My mouth is the weapon. My smile is the trigger. My tongue is the bullet. Label me as a perfect organism - David 8's creation

[Huggs]

I have sensitive nipples - Charles Barkley

[Kradan]

EAT THIS ! - any Snickers' advertisement

[Huggs]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts - English Bob

[Huggs]

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out - Socrates

[Huggs]

It's obvious that I'm a woman, and I have needs like any other woman - Bill Belichick

[Immortan Jonesy]

I think God is actually a dog. I mean, seriously, if you spell "god" in reverse, it says "dog". And if you spell "dog" in reverse, it says "god". Therefore, God in Christianity is actually a dog - Ben Shapiro

[Immortan Jonesy]

The sea is calm tonight. I said hello to Jack Dawson. I started early, took my dog, and visited the sea. Jack Dawson is a time traveler. The mermaids in the basement came out to look at me. People call me a perfectionist, but I'll tell you one thing: Jack Dawson is a Terminator - James Cameron

[Huggs]

I've committed pizza genocide! - Michelangelo

[Huggs]

"Sometimes Christmas... sometimes birthdays... sometimes mayhem, suffering and death... sometimes you just need to feel... something good" - Kratos

[Huggs]

I'll never let go - Robert Wagner

[Huggs]

Prepare to meet...Mr. Angry Eyes! - Guy Fieri