Moments of unintentional comedy in Alien/Predator media

[Kradan]

So, in Alien Ash tries to choke Ripley by pushing rolled porn magazine down her throat. I know it's meant to be scary, disturbing and yet another sexual metaphor. But when he starts making these weird noises and eye movements (are these meant to be signs of pleasure?) as Ripley fights back I can't help but giggle 

Also moments later when damned synth squizes Parker's boob and big guy starts making painful noises

[Darwinsgirl]

Well it's obvious you've never had your boob's squeezed too tight. 

[BlueMarsalis79]

Well it's obvious you've never had your boob's squeezed too tight. 

Hehehe yeah

[Wysps]

Well it's obvious you've never had your boob's squeezed too tight. 

LOL, Darwinsgirl 

I have the picture somewhere, but from DotS in one of the "alternate reality" parts of the comic, there's several frames of Big Mama dressed up in an Old West type dress    Always found that quite humerous.

[[cancerblack]]

I think pretty much all of DotS is unintentional comedy, to be perfectly fair.

[Some Old Dude]

I have to echo Parker's man boob getting nipple crippled and his high pitched squeal. I absolutely felt that.

[Corporal Hicks]

The robot arms in Ash's freak out gets me.

[[cancerblack]]

The robot arms in Ash's freak out gets me.

Fair call, that and the obvious match cut from the prop to Ian Holm both shit me every time.

[Corporal Hicks]

Yeah, I'm with you there too. That's one of those moments I find myself wishing they'd edit out during the various rereleases.

[AllHailTheMagicConch]

For as much as I love Alien, there are a few things I always chuckle at when rewatching.  The way Kane shuffles off of the platform into the egg chamber, but the audio sounds like he's falling face first.  The entire fight between Ash and Ripley I think is the weakest part of the movie.  You can tell that Ian doesn't have the strength to throw Weaver around, so she's obviously getting up, running and slamming into things on purpose.  The magazine choking never made sense to me, the second you let go the pages are going to unravel a little bit and she'll be able to breath through through the pages.  Also, you can tell Ian isn't trying to actually hurt Weaver, so he doesn't actually hold the magazine against her lips through a lot of the scene, and it's especially great to watch the magazine slip away from Weaver and SHE MOVES TO CATCH UP TO IAN.  Ahh, wonderful.  Great movie, probably should've redone that one.