AVP >
The Predator > AVPR
Bottom three,
easy. I've seen AVP a handful of times. I've seen the other two once each, and have zero intention of ever seeing either of them again.
I don't hate
Alien: Resurrection. Junet does a lot of really interesting things there that make Whedon's middling script almost worth it. The tone is bonkers and isn't right for an Alien movie at all, but as a standalone I dig that and do find that it is very in line with most of the schlocky old Dark Horse Aliens stories I've read, and content wise it is about as Alien as it gets. A weird deformed Alien/human hybrid caressing its grandmother that happens to be a clone of Ripley that is both combating and co-existing with the Alien DNA inside her, right before she kills him? I can get behind that.
Plus, David's genetic experiments in
Alien: Covenant and the nature of how the pathogen works and the Aliens were created make the genetic experiments in
Resurrection make more sense. Shhhh.