Alien TV Series From Noah Hawley and Ridley Scott CONFIRMED

[Kradan]

I hope someone else does 

[Stitch]

Ridley doesn't care whether a story is contrived or not.

the whole Deckard is an android thing in The Final Cut... 

Another thing he came up with after the fact that caused controversy among fans. He's consistently inconsistent at least.

[skhellter]

not really after the "fact".

Unicorn dream was shot for the original release, for instance.

Anyway let's get back to the topic...

what will this be about?

I have a theory

Spoiler

A human ship returns to Earth. All attempts at contact with it fail as the ship falls into Earth's orbit. It is captured and made to dock with a space station, and upon a very tense boarding scene the crew find that it is a true ghost ship. There are many traces of violence though.. Unbeknownst to the Station's crew, there are aliens aboard.. And then some other bullshit happens. Eventually it is found that the ship was sent by David.. (via a bitchy message on the ship's computer)

[close]

Or maybe someone will find an Engineer temple on earth and there'll be neomorphs there (or whatever).

[Nightmare Asylum]

Ridley is certainly inconsistent, but at least he's intetesting.

I do wonder how literally we're supposed to take that vaguely knock-off Giger aesthetic that they used in the backdrop during the investor announcement. Is that supposed to be a representation of an Alien hive? An Engineer temple? Some generic stock background that screams "ALIEN!" to the folks writing the checks? The last option, I'm sure, but... it isn't like we have much more to riff off of at the moment!

[Evanus]

Yeah the background is interesting for sure. I'm assuming it's just some generic stock background, but who knows.. The alien embryo is interesting too. It doesn't look like the classic snakelike chestburster, it has limbs etc like the one in Covenant.

[skhellter]

Aliens chestburster had limbs.


The visual of the Alien embryo in a sphere that turns into Earth felt to me like a bit of concept art made for a pitch to executives.

And maybe they decided to bring that out to investors and the public as well.

[Kradan]

I have a theory

Spoiler

A human ship returns to Earth. All attempts at contact with it fail as the ship falls into Earth's orbit. It is captured and made to dock with a space station, and upon a very tense boarding scene the crew find that it is a true ghost ship. There are many traces of violence though.. Unbeknownst to the Station's crew, there are aliens aboard.. And then some other bullshit happens. Eventually it is found that the ship was sent by David.. (via a bitchy message on the ship's computer)

[close]

I like that one

[Necronomicon II]

Lol, for all of the original Jockey's non-humaness, it still had arms, 5 fingers, a mouth, and two eye sockets...

Giger's many visions represented the evolutionary trajectory of a biomechanical future. A sexually repressed, mad A.I. creating a creature from an amorphous, unknown, black shoggoth-like slime; that's a violent and erotic perversion, transfiguration and fusion of human reproduction, death and machine is totally consistent thematically with his work. Personally, I'd rather not have another Planet of the Vampires, it's been done. 

There must be a black goo planet or something, where the machines have sex. There, the pathogen is running free and without supervision  🤩🤣

Haha yes, that'd be quite the pornhub.com video 🤔

[[cancerblack]]

Lol, for all of the original Jockey's non-humaness, it still had arms, 5 fingers, a mouth, and two eye sockets...

Giger's many visions represented the evolutionary trajectory of a biomechanical future. A sexually repressed, mad A.I. creating a creature from an amorphous, unknown, black shoggoth-like slime; that's a violent and erotic perversion, transfiguration and fusion of human reproduction, death and machine is totally consistent thematically with his work. Personally, I'd rather not have another Planet of the Vampires, it's been done. 

There must be a black goo planet or something, where the machines have sex. There, the pathogen is running free and without supervision  🤩🤣

Haha yes, that'd be quite the pornhub.com video 🤔

Nah, they deleted everything that's not verified and David can't get approved. 

[Necronomicon II]

I like David as the creator of the Alien.....

It's the fact that he creates the Alien only 20 years before Alien that gives me pause.

Whatever plan Ridley had to tie everything together was gonna be some laughable contrived bullshit. 

So long as it's erotic and disturbing af I'll be juicy. 

[Immortan Jonesy]

Lol, for all of the original Jockey's non-humaness, it still had arms, 5 fingers, a mouth, and two eye sockets...

Giger's many visions represented the evolutionary trajectory of a biomechanical future. A sexually repressed, mad A.I. creating a creature from an amorphous, unknown, black shoggoth-like slime; that's a violent and erotic perversion, transfiguration and fusion of human reproduction, death and machine is totally consistent thematically with his work. Personally, I'd rather not have another Planet of the Vampires, it's been done. 

There must be a black goo planet or something, where the machines have sex. There, the pathogen is running free and without supervision  🤩🤣

Haha yes, that'd be quite the pornhub.com video 🤔

Nah, they deleted everything that's not verified and David can't get approved. 

Yeah, I was being serious. The real Giger-Porn planet. Sort of like Scorn, but less Beksiński and more Giger. I love both artists though.

Back on the planet, I know that it must be there 🤩💘🤩💘🤩💘 in some dark corner of the head-canons waiting to be explored by someone who have his balls on, such as Denis Villeneuve. Don't take it literally, as I mean of a filmmaker who gives preference to art, and who is not afraid of not playing safe sometimes.

Edit: I don't watch porn.

[[cancerblack]]

We know you were being serious, Necro and I just talk about coomer shit regardless, anywhere we go.

[Immortan Jonesy]

Go ahead.

[Necronomicon II]

We know you were being serious, Necro and I just talk about coomer shit regardless, anywhere we go.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes but in all seriousness Giger and Beksinski ftw, in fact the praetomorph looks like Beksinski's take on the big chap; flayed, emaciated, etc.

Re David, another take is that since there's enough unreliable narrator then all he did was accelerate the process of what would have happened naturally; the egg-sacs eventually form into the classic eggs when left for eons, adapting to harsh conditions, etc. We can have our cake and eat it too bebe.




Eons pass...

[Immortan Jonesy]

Giger and Beksinski ftw, in fact the praetomorph looks like Beksinski's take on the big chap; flayed, emaciated, etc.

From Beksinski's Vitruvian abomitations to Giger's biomechanics, huh? 🤔 it's so demential 🤣 I love it. 

Also, nice theory 🙌🏻