pleeeeease.... killl meeeee
That's bullshit.
not bad, for a human
Bishop, stay away from me.
17 days?
I just wanna go home and party.
Shut up.
You're insane, you know that Burke?
I say we grease this rat f**k son of a bitch right now!
you're just reading me man
Amen.
"NO, dont kill it"
This is the worst shit I've ever seen, man.
f**k!
What are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?
You still don't know what you're dealing with, do you?
I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!
QUIET!
GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!
SHADDAP!
It won't make any difference...
it makes no difference when its arcturian, right?
Who do I have to f**k to get off this boat?
GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!!!
I feel cold.
Sleep when you die, man.
Now all we need is a deck of cards
Do we have the capacity to make fire? Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the stone age.
CIGARETTES!
I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them f**king each other over for a god**** percentage.
In an insane world, a sane man must appear insane.
Jonesy. Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Meow.
Im happy to dissapoint you
Well, I guess I must make you nervous.
They come out at night. Mostly.
Well thats just great, thats just f**kin great man.
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:21:05 AM
They come out at night. Mostly.
(That was wrong)
They mostly come out at night. Mostly
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 27, 2010, 01:21:42 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 27, 2010, 01:21:05 AM
They come out at night. Mostly.
(That was wrong)
They mostly come out at night. Mostly
My bad. Hadn't seen it in a while.
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Sep 27, 2010, 01:21:18 AM
Well thats just great, thats just f**kin great man.
Funny thing is, it took me 3 tries to get this in because people kept on posting. Turns out the reply worked for all of them. :D
BOT
"Hey Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
No. Have you?
OhohOH...*sob*
NO NOT THAT WAY! THE OTHER WAY!
Don't do what?
Apone? Apone! Damit Apone respond!
Anytime, anywhere.
Now listen UP. I want this quick and by the numbers.
I dunno if youve been keeping up with current events but we just got our ASSES KICKED MAN!
You're a beautiful, beautiful butterfly.
SHUT UP!
This is rumor control, here are the facts.
somebody wake up hicks.
I like to keep this handy. For close encounters.
CIGARETTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't call me that!
magnificent isnt it!?
yeah, well, you don't wanna know me lady.
look man, i only need to know one thing... where they are!
They're comin' outta the walls. They're comin' outta the goddamn walls!!!!
Yeah, but it's a dry heat.
Knock it off, Hudson.
Hey Sarge, you'll get lip cancer smokin' those!
No problem. Quick, easy and painless.
You're all gonna die - the only question is, how you check out ;)
if it comes to that, I'll take care of us both.. but lets just make sure it doesn't come to that!
Sure...sure. Someone said Alien, and she thought they said illegal alien and signed up!
look into my eye!
We're f**kED!
No shit.
not to study, not to bring back
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
Then why don't you put her in charge?!
because she's just a piece of plastic
then why don't you just freeze him?
Mr Burke wants the specimens kept alive and in stasis to be returned to the company labs... he was very specific about it
The Goddamn Company!!
Christ some haunch in a cushy office says go look at a grid reference and i don't ask because it takes two weeks to get an answer out here and its always DON'T ASK!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Ssssssshhaaaaaaa...
twinkle....little.....star.....
CIIIGGAREETTTES!
Seventeen DAYS!?
Hey man I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here like they did before, and they're gonna come in here, and they're gonna come in here and they're gonna kill us!!
You secure that shit, Hudson!
Hey c'mon man, the food ain't that bad.
Kill you! Does that compute?!
BISHOP! GODDAMN YOU!!
Who were you expectin', Santa Clause?!
Right sir, it's a beauty. Never heard anything quite like it, sir.
Great. 85's in charge.
Don't call me that!
Ooh Ooh Aaa AAa AAA!!!
I admire it's purity, a survivor, unclouded by conscious, remorse, or delusions of morality. It's structural perfection is only matched by it's hostility.
Quote from: RakaiThwei on Sep 29, 2010, 01:29:45 AM
I admire it's purity, a survivor, unclouded by conscious, remorse, or delusions of morality. It's structural perfection is only matched by it's hostility.
*It's "matched only", I believe... :-\sorry*
f**k
It's a fork.
f**k...
I prefer the term 'artificial person', myself.
You look how i feel.
Hey don't worry me and my squad of Ultimate badasses will protect you. 8)
it won't make any difference..
...BECAUSE I BLEW IT OUTTA THE GODDAMN AIRLOCK
Because just one of those goddamned things managed to wipe out my entire crew in less than 24 hours!
I hope your right, I really do.. we're not going to last seventeen hours!!!
AMEN!!!
Now what the hell are we supposed to do? Game over, man! Game over!
EAT THIS!
*Cough cough cough*
What are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed?
Come on, the food ain't that bad.
guess she didnt like the cornbread either
Listen to me you piece of shit, you screw with me one more time, I'll cut you in half!
-Rakai'Thwei
you're just a grunt, you can't make that kind of decision
I say we waste him. No offense.
"Just show me where they are..."
I say we take her head and shove it through the f**kING WALL!
"Maybe she just needs an oil change"
Must be a chick thing.
-Rakai'Thwei
Look into my eye.
Looks like love at first sight to me.
"Why don't you put her in charge"
WEIRZBOWSKY!
They're dead...OK...can I go now"
" She is severlely f**kable isnt she"
Hey F**k you man!
"Just screwing around!"
You started this.
"I can handle myself"
Ohhhhhhh NOOOOO!
I say we take off, nuke the entire site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure
He's gone.................
NO!
EAT This.....Bang!!
Guess she didn't like the cornbread, either...
My own recipe. Way more dangerous.
every meals a banquet
"Every paycheck a fortune!" :D
You don't see them f**king each other over for a goddamn percentage!
Oh, great. Wonderful. Shit!
Terrific, next silly question.
"That's not our system"
Count me out man
They cut the power!
How can they cut the power?!
THEY'RE JUST ANIMALS!
I want you two with trackers, check in the corridors, let's move!
THIS WAY!
Right.
Check those corners!
Right.
CHECK THOSE CORNERS!!
Break it! Break it!
Right.
I guess we can just count you out of everything then huh?
Right.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 02, 2010, 05:50:11 AM
Right.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 02, 2010, 05:49:43 AM
Check those corners!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 02, 2010, 05:51:34 AM
Right.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Oct 02, 2010, 05:50:44 AM
CHECK THOSE CORNERS!!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 02, 2010, 05:52:43 AM
Right.
HA HA HA!
Bay Twelve, please.Spoiler
:D
Right.
I say we grease this rat shit motherf**ker right now
Right.
*Smartgun firing*
LETS ROCK!!!
"All right sweet hearts...you heard the man...its a** holes & elbows"
Right.
BREETT!
Right.
Do you always say right, Brett?
Right.
Are you finished?
Right.
SHADDAP!
It was the dragon!
Right.
(I'm waiting for a specific line. Then I'll stop.)
Oh c'mon, knock it off!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Oct 02, 2010, 07:31:08 PM
Right.
(I'm waiting for a specific line. Then I'll stop.)
No, left! (?)
WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME, PARKER?! SHUT UP!
We aint going anywhere.
She's real f**kable, ain't she?
Hey man F**k you!
Right.
(I'm tired of waiting; I'm looking for the parrot line.)
Whenever he says *anything* you say "right," Brett, you know that
or
Parker, what do you think? Your staff just follows you around and says "right". Just like a regular parrot.
? ? ? ?
"How do we kill it?"
"I'd say to her, "Good day, my dear. How's it going? Anything I can do to be of service?" Then I'd give her the look, you know, up and down. Then I'd give her the wink, a dirty smile. She'd soon get the picture."
....That ain't funny man. :-[
Kill me....Kill meeeeeeeeeee
Must be a chick thing.
Ah...oh...ah...oh...ah!
Ah...the intellectual speaks
Will somebody wake up Hicks?
are we gonna sleep, all the way home?
They tell me that all the sickness and disorientation should pass soon.... it's just a natural side-effect of such an unusually long hypersleep, or something like that.
Stop your grinin' and hold your linin!
Nobody's home...
Then let's just build a fire and sing a few songs.
Shut up! Just shut up!
Is this mother gonna try for us all?
Get away from her you bitch!
You have my sympathies.
These men are very tough hombres.
The state of the badass art!
ZWAAAAAP! Fry half a city with this puppy.
I hope you're right... I really do
yeah, like you've never f**ked a robot before!
You have my sympathies.
Ripley, I've heard enough, and I am asking you to pull the plug.
There's an explanation for this, you know.
This is so nuts. I mean listen.. listen to what you're saying.. it's a paranoid delusion, it's really sad. It's pathetic.
Well. That could have gone...better.
You're crazy, you know that, Burke?
Mostly.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
*cigar chomp*
Thanks for the coffee.
anytime, anywhere..
hey Mianna, who's Snow White??
mi casa es su casa :D
I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Why dont you put her in charge then? >:(
Affirmative.
they're cut off... DO something
How do i get out of this chicken shit outfit? :P
What d' ya want me to do, fetch ya slippers f' ya?
Gee, would'ja sir? I'd like that.
Whoopie f**kin' doo. :P
"What's your authorization code...?
E..A........TM.....E
I'm not the Bishop Android; I designed it. I'm very human. The company sent me here to show you a friendly face, to demonstrate how important you are to us... to me.
Why don't you just f*ck off?
How come the company sent us a goddamn robot?
I prefer the term artificial person.
Not me man
I guess we'll just count you out of everything
Bishop should go . . . good idea
Since when is that standard procedure?
We commit these bodies to the void. With a glad heart.
and they dont give a f**k about one friend thats . . . thats died
Ashes to ashes... Dust to dust.
yeah, what are we gonna use for bait?
*awkward silence*
Arh, f**k!
We have to cremate the bodies....
Well let's build a fire, sing a couple of songs!
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 06, 2010, 12:41:11 PM
Well let's build a fire, sing a couple of songs!
;D
actually, Mr Burke gave explicit instructions that they were to be kept alive in stasis, to be returned to the company labs... he was
very specific about it
i'm gonna nail you right to the wall, your not gonna sleaze your way outta this one.
Right to the wall!
Oh, that's great. Wonderful.
Game over man, game over!
Speak for yourself Dutch
look, we're all in strung out shape, but stay frosty... we can't afford to let one of those bastards in here
Dillan we make a stand now or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper..
Quote from: Abe on Oct 06, 2010, 06:29:24 PM
Dillan we make a stand now or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper..
Wrong thread, buddy. :P
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 06, 2010, 06:37:55 PM
Quote from: Abe on Oct 06, 2010, 06:29:24 PM
Dillan we make a stand now or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper..
Wrong thread, buddy. :P
yes, use the predator thread for predator quotes please Abe.
WARNING! DANGER! you now have.... five... minutes to reach minimum safe distance from this thread
Yeah sure with those things running around? You can count me out.
Yeah, I guess we can just count you out of everything, right?
right
Right.
What are you, some kind of parrot?
Right.
Right
Alright everybody knock it off!
right
Right
Heh heh okaaaay!
Riiiight.
What can i do to help?
If you're smart, we can both come out of this heroes, and you will be set up for life.
I dont know, what CAN you do to help?
I wish you could understand what we're trying to do here..
it wont make any difference
So.. we're a fast learner.
I cant lie to you about your chances but . . . you have my sympothy!
-What are my chances?-
-DOES NOT COMPUTE-
Right
its like the god damn tropics in here
Yeah man, but it's a dry heat!
You're a thing. A construct.
*Cue weird irish accent*
They grew you in a f**king lab!
not bad for a . . . human
That's why I'm the best!
its stuctual perfection is matched only by its hostility
This is clearly an important species we're dealing with, and I don't think that you or I have any right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
Yeah, watch us.
we got not entertainment system, no climate control, no video surveillance, no freezers, no f**king ice cream, no guns no rubbers, no women. All we got here is s**t!
f**k!
we're picking up some hull ionisation
Can your guns fire underwater?
i wanna intorduce you to a personal friend of mine:
this is the M41A pulse rifle, with over and under 30 mm pump-action grenade launcher
We can't have any firing in there...
Roll 92 degrees port yaw......
Who's firing goddamnit!?
looks like the new lieutenant
Knock it off
What do ya mean 'they' cut the power? how could 'they' cut the power, man, they're animals
Right.
Go left!
Right!
No, left!
Right.
i wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine:
this is the M41A pulse rifle, with over and under 30 mm pump-action grenade launcher
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.film.org.pl%2Fimages%2Falien3%2Falien3_3.jpg&hash=fbdae0a48449e38bc892bdaf494d9b9f73326e35)
There all dead, can i go now?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You want some!
*Fires pulse rifle*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.film.org.pl%2Fimages%2Falien3%2Falien3_3.jpg&hash=fbdae0a48449e38bc892bdaf494d9b9f73326e35)
CIGARETTES!
EAT THIS!
*Fires shotgun into face*
*hiss*
LETS ROCK!!!
*Fires smartgun*
Well whoopee f**kin'-do. Hey I'm impressed.
Anytime anywhere.
How do i get out of this chicken shit outfit?
There is an explanation for this, you know. *smirk*
on penalty of total forfeiture of shares, no money.
What are we supposed to use? Harsh Language?
i say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. its the only way to be sure
we're talking about a thermo nuclear explosion, and adios muchachos!
blast put a tug in dry dock for seventeen weeks. great stuff
Game over!
It won't make any difference.
What say..got any bisquits over there?
f**k you, man.
;)
are you finished? i hope you're right, i really do
How do you feel about that? *eats noodle and smirks*
Bought out by Waaaal-Maaaart.
Micro changes in air density my a**.......
Anytime, anywhere.
What guaranty do I have?
a deck of cards.
The penalty is a total forfeiture of shares.
Don't look back Jude! Run as fast as you f**king can!
"Meow"... (Jonesy the cat ;))
"Growl".... (Spike the dog ;))
Bring back lifeform. Priority one. All other priorities are rescinded.
what about our lives, you son of a b*tch?!
I like griping.
Apparently, she saw an alien once.
Whoop-di-f*ckin'-doo. Hey, I'm impressed.
its a bug hunt
Micro changes in air density, my ass.
Adios muchachos!
Why don't you freeze him...?
Uh, before we dock, I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation.
F**K!
Right.
No, left!
We had to bag it man...now it might set off the tracker again...
Sh!t!
If they find what they're lookin' for out there, that mean we get full shares?
No.
yea...you'll get what's coming to you....
"Whats coming to..." "...Me man" "Is some decent food"
Looks like it's been dead a long time.
Magnificent isn't it!
*creepy stare*
I remember some horrible dream about.. smothering.
Bones are bent outward, like he exploded from inside.
Youve got one inside you.
Wait a minute there's movement. It seems to have life. Organic life.
WHAT IS INSIDE OF ME!!!
Well, so what?
Here kitty. Here cat. Mrow.
Look at me. I'm disgusting.
"Was there an alien...." "Anytime, anywhere" "....under it"
It wasn't meeeeee!
Right.
It was Burke
He's never lied to me. He's crazy, he's a fool but not a liar!
I say we grease this rat-f*ck sonuvabitch right now.
Right.
No offense.
there's leathery objects like . . . eggs or something
I'm the monsters mother...
Mother...? YOU BITCH.
AVAILABLE DATA INSUFFICIENT
NOOOOOOOO!
I'd rather be eating something else.
what's this crap supposed to be anyway?
cornbread, i think
looks like some kind of secreted resin
Yeah, but it's dry heat man!
What about Vriess?
Wierzbowski? Wierzbowski!
Its been dead along time...fossilized...looks like its growing out of the chair
I can't believe I almost f**ked it.
you never said anything about an android being on board, why not?
Great. She's a toaster. Can we go now?
Earth. What a shithole.
I'm a stranger here myself...
ahh Ripley . . . i like your new haircut
Quote from: DrGediman on Oct 13, 2010, 02:45:44 AM
I can't believe I almost f**ked it.
(once again)
Yeah, like you've never f**ked a robot before! :D
Right.
Riiiight.
Right.
Right, right.
Right.
Right.
God damnit!
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
I bet Casey doesn't have bad dreams...nope nothing in there...(peeking in dolls head)
Right.
Ri-i-i-ight.
Still wth us Brett..?
Right.
Right.
You're going there to kill them...right?
Right.
Right.
Right.
straight ahead and left
YES!
NooOOooOOoo!
which way to the landing bill from here??
newt . . . grab onto me
They're dead all right...can I go now..
These people are here to help you. They're soldiers
It won't make any difference...
because she's just a piece of plastic..
Hm. Right.
What the f**k are you talking about?
Im talking about food man, not this frozen shit!
Heh, hey, heh, you know what I'd rather be eating. Heh, you know what I'd be eating.
you're just too bad...
*slap*
Goddamn it that's not all! Because if one of those things gets down here then that will be all. And all of this, this bullsh*t that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!
Have you try running the transmission through E.C.I.U. ?
lets wait 'till we know what to call it in 'as'...
pour the lead, ripley! *death scream*
Right.
i'm talking about killing that big mutha f**ker!
Right.
That doesnt mean we should go out and fight it! Jesus Christ, give us a break!
they're inside, inside the perimeter. they're in here
Riiight.
Do you always say right, Brett?
Left. You fu*kin' happy, Ripley? Now c'maan, I'm gonna die one of the film's most terrfiying deaths later, gimme a break...
look.. we're all in strung out shape.. but stay frosty. We can't afford to let one of those bastards in here
When do I get outta this chickensh*t outfit?
You secure that shit.
I feel like I've been here a month...
Hudson come here...come HERE.
Right.
God will take care of you sister...
"....Sure"
I've been out here a long time...
listen to me you piece of sh*t, you screw with me again and i'll cut you in half!
Cholera??.....there hasn't been a case of Cholera reported in over 200 years...
looks like we got them demoralised...
it would appear that the girl had drowned
Right.
Right.
Right.
wrong.
Roger.
Your crazy!
Hudson
Eh-ffirmative. Right.
Right.
Burk!!!!
-alienhunter14
what're we dealing with here?
You still don't know what you're dealing with do you? Perfect
organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility
[...] I admire its purity, a survivor; unclouded by conscience,
remorse or delusions of morality.
you've been in my life so long, i can't remember anything else. now i need you to do something for me; it's easy.
just . . . just do what you do!
Right, right.
that's very interesting bishop, but it doesn't really get us anywhere, we need to figure out what we're dealing with here.
let's go over it agian
So who's laying these eggs...?
hi, i'm Burke. Carter Burke
I don't recognize this place...
Fury 161
"No" "LV-426"
i'm a stranger here myself
"Gee" "Thats" "too" "bad"
What do those pulse rifles fire...?
shit
Ripley8.."I don't like it...."
Wren..."What's to like"
what the hell we supposed to use man, harsh language?
right
*andrew gets pulled through an air vent* F*ck!!
I got a bad feeling about this drop.....
*Monkey noises*
Dallas "Anyone want to say a few words..?"
we set down on LV-426, one of our crew members was brought back on board with something attached to his face, some kind of . . . parasite.
Game over man! Game over!
It's game time
Right.
CIGARETTES!!!
Looks like love at first sight...
I want you to wear this...... its not like we're engaged or anything
Stay away from me Bishop!
pendejo jerk-off
You son of a bitch!
you always were an asshole
Sshh! Quiet!
Burke *coughs*, it was Burke
I say we nail him right now!
what's in-f*cking-side me?!?
These..humans?..put a monster in your chest...and its a really nasty one
You're an Auton! Robots designed by robots
You're programmed to be an asshole?
Don't make me do this...
I can make it stop.
You can't stop it..
you're a fast learner
An unexpected benefit of the genetic crossing...
Oh, stupid me. Of course! An unexpected benefit of the gentic crossing! How did I never think of that!
You son of a bitch!
Bishop? Do the thing with the knife!
You'll stab somebody!
not me, man
Game over man!
You finished?!
just deal with it 'cause we need you Hudson, and i'm sick of your bullsh*t
Treat a queen like a whore, and a whore like a queen. You can't go wrong.
yes, a queen, an egg layer
Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.
let's bug out and call it even
No way man, not me man
what the f*ck are we gonna do now? what are we gonna do?!?
"I dont know about you man -" "- but -" "I died"
what the f*ck is that thing?
KILL IT!
flamethrower, *holds out hand* move!
theres a fire in medlab!!
Hey Ripley, don't worry, me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you.
Hurry back Ellen....
Right.
Right.
you now have fifteen minutes to reach minimum safe distance
Quote from: The Hunter of Hunters on Oct 24, 2010, 06:16:56 AM
you noe have fifteen minutes to reach minimum safe distance
GOODBYE
Get away from her, you bitch!
I dont know, what can you do?
Well I can drive that loader...I have a class 2 rating
Be my guest.
Where do you want it...?
HAHAHAHAHA. Bay twelve, please.
ten hut...officer on deck....settle down...settle down...
somebody wake up Hicks!
Right.
They cut the power!
HOW CAN THEY CUT THE POWER, MAN?!
THEY'RE JUST ANIMALS!!!
You finished?
Quote from: TheMonolith on Oct 26, 2010, 12:46:17 AM
You finished?
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
Thank you, that will be all!
Why dont you put her in charge?
Ha ha, okaaaay!
Knock it off, Hudson!
This is the commercial towing vehicle Nostromo out of the Solomons 1..8..0..niner..2..4..6..0 niner calling Antartica traffic control...do you read me?
what is that hudson?
you tell me man, i only work here
lets move it people.. they're not paying us by the hour!
I can not authorize that kind of action, I'm sorry.
yeah right man.. Bishop should do it! good idea!
then were f**ked!
you know we manufacture those...
They can bill me.
It won't make any difference.
What are we even talkin about this for?
Weren't you paying any attention today, Doc?
Cigarettes!
Hm. Right.
Sew her back up.
Ouuu..Ouuu..ackkk..ackkk...acckkkkkk (monkee sounds) Johner ;)
^ :D
I won't cut your throat and leave you here to die. Understand me?
RIP...LEEE RIP...LEEEEEY
^ You crack me up with your movie quotes ;). I got one for you.
AAAAAAWWWHHWW!!!! (Hudson getting pulled through the floor grates)
^^^^
Good one...made me lol :D :D :D
Can I finish my coffee...its the only good thing on the ship
whatever you're gonna do... do it fast..
Are you kidding? This piece of shit is even older than I am.
Right.
Your going to make us all very proud...
tell him as far as i'm concerned, if he finds something, it is his
Parker! Would you just listen to the man!
Micro-changes in air density.
we're picking up some hull ionisation.. rough air ahead
we're in the pipe, five by five
You too. You go in places we can't fit.
It's shedding its cells and replacing them with silicon. Which gives it a prolonged resistance to adverse environmental conditions. Is that good enough for you?
what are you waiting for, breakfast in bed?
Quote from: DrGediman on Oct 28, 2010, 11:01:40 AM
It's shedding its cells and replacing them with silicon. Which gives it a prolonged resistance to adverse environmental conditions. Is that good enough for you?
That's plenty...what's it mean?
doctor! that thing that killed my partner, that's your pet science project?
How many are there..?
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Oct 28, 2010, 01:12:29 PM
Quote from: DrGediman on Oct 28, 2010, 11:01:40 AM
It's shedding its cells and replacing them with silicon. Which gives it a prolonged resistance to adverse environmental conditions. Is that good enough for you?
That's plenty...what's it mean?
Well it's an interesting combination of elements making him a tough little son of a bitch.
This thing bled acid when it was alive. Who knows what it's going to do when it's dead.
Make an incision there. Just below the knuckle.
That crap is gonna eat through the hull!
I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.
It's got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it.
Quote from: DrGediman on Oct 28, 2010, 10:19:38 PM
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Oct 28, 2010, 01:12:29 PM
Quote from: DrGediman on Oct 28, 2010, 11:01:40 AM
It's shedding its cells and replacing them with silicon. Which gives it a prolonged resistance to adverse environmental conditions. Is that good enough for you?
That's plenty...what's it mean?
Well it's an interesting combination of elements making him a tough little son of a bitch.
And you let him in...
You know there is an explanation for all of this.
:D (Ash is such a bastard) ;D
You do your job, and let me do mine, yes?
We shouldn't have landed on this place in the first place.
you now have 4 minutes to reach minumum safe distance
GEDI....MAAANNNNNNNN !! !!
And............. *gasp*
When Kane & Dallas are off board....I'm senior officer
actually, I believe Corporal Hicks has authority here..
Corporal Hicks..? He can't make that kind of decision..he's just a grunt...no offense...
He's dead. You're DOG MEAT pal!
I think I know why they don't come down here...its cause of you...you got no personality
What would you have done, hmm?
...build a fire, sing a couple of songs? Mm?
you can count me out!
I guess she don't like the cornbread either
Quote from: EEV2650 on Oct 31, 2010, 04:13:07 AM
What would you have done, hmm?
Left Kane outside..?..you know his only chance of survival was to bring him inside....
I say we grease this rat f**k sonovabitch right now!
OK.. but we've got to go..... NOW!!!
Lets get the hell out of here.....
baby hurry up come on!!
It's a shooting gallery down there.
The guns Ain't stopping them!
Well maybe we got em demoralized.
Man...they're wall to wall down there.....
it looks like the barricade didn't hold..
THEYRE DEAD, ALRIGHT, CAN I GO NOW?
yeah right man, Bishop should go.. good idea!!
Believe me I prefer not to go. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
I feel dead.....
Anyone ever tell you...you look dead
I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.
Dallas it has to go back...
You bitch!
Cross your heart and hope to die....
We can't allow it to live. Everything we know would be in jeopardy.
That's the plan... You have my word on it.
a xenomorph may be involved
how do you spell that?
Look into my eye!
haa ha ha ha
What say....you got any corn bread....
Anytime, anywhere.
17 days! Hey I don't wanna rain on your parade but we're not gonna last 17 hours!
Yeah whatever man.
well, we gotta get the other drop ship from the sulaco
I'll go...I'm the only one qualified to auto pilot the drop ship
i may be synthetic but i'm not stupid
Vaya con Dios....
hicks, i'm not gonna end up like those others
If it comes to that....I'll do us both
listen, let's make sure it doesn't come to that
I'd like you to meet a personal friend of mine....the# A pulse rifle...(I forget the number ;) :D)
you started this, show me everything. i can handle myself
Yeah, I noticed.
I've got one hell of a hang over.....
Your always were an asshole Gorman.
I got a bad feeling about this drop....
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Nov 05, 2010, 01:26:47 PM
I'd like you to meet a personal friend of mine....the# A pulse rifle...(I forget the number ;) :D)
M-41A pulse rifle ten millimeter with pump action grenade launcher. Feel the weight
"Ten milimeter explosive tip caseless. standard light armor piercing rounds, why?"
it won't make any difference... I guess we won't be leaving now right?
Vazquez....take point
These things ain't bees, man.
then we go back in there and get them
Get away from her you BITCH!
smoking..?...or non smoking..?
Get this foolish woman back to the infirmary! AHH!!!
Can't you chew a little quiter. I'm trying to figure out how big this compartment is
If all the lights go out...how we supposed to know where we are? *(could be "how big this compartment is?") *
well i'm outta ideas!
surprise, surprise
Still trust me with a needle..?
f**kin' aight.
This is rumor control...here are the facts...at 0600 a 337 type EEV came down on the morning watch. There are 2 dead,one survivor and a droid smashed beyond repair. The survivor is a woman...
...Looks like love at first sight to me.
HEY....you kids aren't supposed to be on this level!
You too! You go in places we can't fit!
That's because I'm the BEST....
I'm sorry Newt... it won't make any difference..
Mr Burke gave instructions that they were to be kept alive in stasis.
He was very specific about it
Newt..where are your parents..?
You don't see them f**king each other over for a goddamn percentage.
Allright. We waist him. No offense!
They've cut the power....
Well whooping f**kin' doo.
We're in the pike...5 by 5....
(It's actually "pipe", I hope I dont sound like a douchebag, but I was just having a discussion on misheard lines in Aliens, lol so I felt the need to point it out...sorry)
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Nov 09, 2010, 11:18:41 PM
We're in the pike...5 by 5....
Hey I'm impressed.
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Nov 09, 2010, 11:22:53 PM
(It's actually "pipe", I hope I dont sound like a douchebag, but I was just having a discussion on misheard lines in Aliens, lol so I felt the need to point it out...sorry)
Anyone else..... ;) :D (((kidding)))
"no offense"....
"none taken"
:D
It's pathetic, really. ;)
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I KEED!
^^^^
:D :D :D
*****
"Where's the damn beacon...?"
structure seems intact . . . they still have power
"why don't you just **** off!"
Just stay away from me Bishop you got that straight?
We have a morgue. We put the bodies there until the rescue team arrives in about a week I think.
she's alive!!! they don't kill you!!! sssshhheees alivv
I believe you...but we gotto GO!!
Drake....WE, ARE, LEAVINNNG!
"He's GONE....."
"NO HE'S.....N..O..T..."
"He's knocked out, maybe a concussion."
(Don't remember exact quote)
move it Spunkmeyer, we're rolling....
You know the drill, asshole and elbows!
Hudson....come HERE
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Nov 10, 2010, 11:12:02 PM
"He's knocked out, maybe a concussion."
(Don't remember exact quote)
I don't know...maybe a concussion...he's alive
oh c'mon :(
"MAYDAY...MAYDAY...THIS IS ALPHA KILO NINER....
AAAAaaaAAAAhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!
It'll be okay. Dad knows what he's doing.
Timmy...he's been gone along time...(((whimper))) :-\
17 days
17 days..??...we're not gonna last 17 hours...
Its was a bad call Ripley....a bad call...
Allright. We waste him. No offense!
I...I thought you'd be smarter than this.
look.. I can see where this is going, but I'm telling you those things are out there
We call it a "shake n' bake" colony.
Stay frosty...we can't afford to let one of those *blanks* in here...
They're pretty kickass.
What's the big deal man? F**king waste of ammo...
yeah.. there goes our salvage guys
Must be a chick thing...
Quit screwing around.
This place is dead....I think we missed it...
I feel safer already.
Lets put her in charge....
I'm the only one qualified to remote pilot the ship anyway... I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid
Your responsible for the deaths of 156 people...why didn't you warn them Burke
because just one of those things managed to wipe out my entire crew in less than 24 hours.
Yeah, but the one you had was MALE!
I'm not going back there...I wouldn't be any good to you if I did
Why should we put our ass on the line for you?
I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation
thats my seat
I thought you fixed 12 module...?
Now SHE is PERFECT!
A meat by product.
Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
magnificient isnt it!
I work for the company..but I'm an OK guy...
BURKE OPEN THIS DOOR!
I'm happy to disappoint you...
Hudson, run a bypass!
Good one, Hudson.
I am the ultimate bad a**
Hey Ripley don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you
somebody wake up Hicks
Cryostasis interrupted....
drink this.. it's a little hot chocolate
Newt...my names Newt...nobody calls me Rebecca except my brother.
I thought synthetics were supposed to be all logical and shit. You're just a big ol' psycho girl!
Who's the new filly on board...?
Someone said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up.
My Mommy always said there were no monsters..not real ones...why do they tell little kids that?
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
yes.. one for each colonist.. thats over 250 at least
The ships on its way...E.T.A...in 16 minutes
which way is it to the landing field from here?
Remember...short controlled bursts...
you, you little shithead.. you're staying right here!
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This isn't following any kind of sense -- it's just mindless repetition of quotes without any kind of linking factors.
because i'm programmed to
you're programmed to be an asshole? you're the new asshlole model they're putting out
^ yeah.. I say we grease this rat f**k son of a bitch right now.. its the only way to be sure!
Right...
Quote from: MadassAlex on Nov 18, 2010, 03:41:48 PM
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This isn't following any kind of sense -- it's just mindless repetition of quotes without any kind of linking factors.
"Right".... ;) :D
I'm willing to go quote vs quote...say you start...then post'r will respond with the next line/response from it. If not known...response will be
pass We could make it as easy or difficult by adding film..then character who said it.
If your game ;) let me know..this is strictly for fun...all are welcome..or if not..that's OK too ;D
excuse me sir, a what?
Quote from: MadassAlex on Nov 18, 2010, 03:41:48 PM
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This isn't following any kind of sense -- it's just mindless repetition of quotes without any kind of linking factors.
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I'm trying here, can't say the same for others :P
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Nov 19, 2010, 03:53:49 PM
excuse me sir, a what?
"It's a bug hunt" Hicks in ALIENS (In going thru the scene in my mind I think this is the next line ;)) Gonna be challenging ;) I already changed my mind. :D
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I thought we were doing well in this thread ladies and gents until it was somewhat rudely interupted!.. It made perfect sense to me with the odd exception but Darwinsgirl's idea sounds good I wasn't initially sure what she meant.. so how about we see if we can go through the whole Aliens script?.. if it gets interupted just quote the last meaningful post and continue from there.. Lets start right here with the salvage team when they entre the escape shuttle with Ripley still in hypersleep...
bio readouts are all in the green.. looks like she's alive
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Nov 19, 2010, 07:24:15 PM
bio readouts are all in the green.. looks like she's alive
"Well...there goes our salvage"
cut to gateway station, Ripley wakes up startled..
Feeling a little groggy?? want something to help you sleep??
Ripley "How long have I been here....?
(this is gonna exercise my brain ;) :D)
Ripley: I mean.. I don't recognise this place?
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Nov 19, 2010, 07:43:42 PM
Ripley: I mean.. I don't recognise this place?
"I know...its just been longer..has no one discussed this with you..?" Burke...Carter J. ;)
Vaz...my kindred spirit of quotes :)....I think I'm mixing the dream sequence with the actual real time scene..where the nurse has dialogue :P? :D Your probably gonna ace me on this ;D
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lol yes Darwin, it is tricky.. perhaps too tricky.. but we can only try! hmm lets see maybe I got it mixed up can't quite remember :)
57 years.. you damn lucky to be alive kiddo.. it was just blind luck a salvage team picked you up when they did you could've been floating out there forev....
(Burke's voice fades away into the distance and Ripley's heart starts beating)
Ripley : Ugggg.....OoHhhhhhh....
Jonesy: HISSSSSSSSS.......HISSSSSS
Burke: Nurse get in here!!! NOW
:D
Ripley: Pleeeeeeasssee killlll meee!
"Is there any news about my daughter?" Ripley
Burke: Amanda Ripley McClaren.. aged 65... at time of death, cremated.. no children
I promised her...I'd be home for her birthday...her 11th birthday...bawl....bawl...bawl...
I can post this with some humor as today is my Bday...though many times 11...bawl...bawl... ;) :D
many happy returns Darwin ;D
++++++++++++++++++++++
Ripley: (caressing photograph) Amy..............
Cut to Board Meeting room
Ripley: look.. I already told you.. we set down on LV-426 on company orders to get this thing, that destroyed my entire crew and your expensive ship..
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Nov 21, 2010, 11:46:15 AM
many happy returns Darwin ;D
++++++++++++++++++++++
Ripley: (caressing photograph) Amy..............
Cut to Board Meeting room
Ripley: look.. I already told you.. we set down on LV-426 on company orders to get this thing, that destroyed my entire crew and your expensive ship..
thank you Vaz :)
"Are there any hostile species on LV-426?" (company man)
Company Woman: No, it's a rock.. no indigenous life..
"Did IQ's drop suddenly while I was away? I said it was a derelict ship...we honed in on its beacon." Ripley
;D ^ I love that quote!!
++++++++++++++++++++
Company Woman: ...and found a creature not recorded once in over 200 surveyed worlds.. a creature that (and these are your words) 'gestates' inside a living human host with concentrated acid for blood?
That's right! Look, I can see where this is going but I'm telling you those things exsist.
Ripley: why don't you go and check out LV-426 for yourself?
Because I dont have too. There have been people there for over 20 years and they've never complained about some hostile organism.
Dunlewen: its the recommendation of this board that inflight officer Ripley flight licence be suspended until further notice.. these proceedings are closed
Quote from: EEV2650 on Nov 23, 2010, 09:15:08 AM
That's right! Look, I can see where this is going but I'm telling you those things exsist.
Van Leuwen: Thank you, that will be all.
Ripley: Please, you're not listening to me. Kane, the crew member, Kane who went into that ship said he saw thousands of eggs there, thousands.
Van Leuwen: Thank you, that will be ALL!
Ripley: Goddamn it that's not all! Cause if one of those things gets done here then
that will be all, and this, this bullsh*t that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Nov 23, 2010, 09:29:46 AM
Dunlewen: its the recommendation of this board that inflight officer Ripley flight licence be suspended until further notice.. these proceedings are closed
"Well that could have been better"...I think the main thing is...." Burke
("I believe this is before Ripley confronts Van Leuwen at the door as they're exiting th conferance table..) :)
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Nov 23, 2010, 09:16:18 AM
Ripley: why don't you go and check out LV-426 for yourself?
Quote from: EEV2650 on Nov 23, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Because I dont have too. There have been people there for over 20 years and they've never complained about some hostile organism.
Gawd we can do dialogue virtually word for word for these films :D And I've not seen this one as many times as the 1st film ;)
Ripley: what do you mean, what people?
Van Luewen: Colonists.. we send them out there to set up the atmosphere processor.. takes decades.. they're what we call our 'shake and bake' colony!
Ripley: How many are there, how many colonists?
Van Luewen: I don't know - 60, maybe 70 families. Do you mind?
Ripley: families??? Jesus....
Cut to Hadleys Hope, young boy on Tricycle passes by...
Hal...HAL...Lyedecker (forgive spelling)
"WHAT!" Hal
"I got a Mom & Pop surveying team on the line...and they want to know if they find something is there claim on it?" Lyedecker
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Nov 23, 2010, 02:03:13 PM
Gawd we can do dialogue virtually word for word for these films :D And I've not seen this one as many times as the 1st film ;)
I guess it shows where we are in the skeem of things :-[
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Nov 24, 2010, 04:11:57 AM
Hal...HAL...Lyedecker (forgive spelling)
"WHAT!" Hal
"I got a Mom & Pop surveying team on the line...and they want to know if they find something is there claim on it?" Lyedecker
"Why wouldnt his claim be on it?"
"Because you sent them out there. I dont know"
tell him that if he finds something as far as I'm concerned its his..
"Lyedecker...?!?!" spoken by Hal
"HEY...you kids aren't supposed to be on this level!!" Lyedecker
Take off! I need to re-educate some of the brothers. We need discuss some matters of the spirit.
Quote from: EEV2650 on Nov 24, 2010, 12:17:16 PM
Take off! I need to re-educate some of the brothers. We need discuss some matters of the spirit.
I think the next scene is Ripley in the infirmary with Bishop...her plugging him in..
"Hey Bishop"..compassionate tone
"I like your new haircut" Bishop ;) :D
(forgive me..its addicting :D)
My legs hurt :D
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WTF I'm lost, those scenes aren't in Aliens?
Slight detour Vaz...that was from A3...my bad ;)
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Nov 24, 2010, 10:04:05 AM
tell him that if he finds something as far as I'm concerned its his..
I don't ask because it takes two weeks to get an answer out here and the answer is always... don't ask!
You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your f**kin' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say *f**k* that thing! Let's fight it!
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Nov 26, 2010, 10:16:09 AM
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Nov 24, 2010, 10:04:05 AM
tell him that if he finds something as far as I'm concerned its his..
I don't ask because it takes two weeks to get an answer out here and the answer is always... don't ask!
I think my Al & Lydecker quote about the kids on this level comes after this liine :-\\
The next scene I think is Newts family in the rover...?
"Newt you go in places where we can't fit" Timmy
Newt: thats because I'm the best!
"If I catch you kids playing in the air ducts I'm gonna tan your hides" Annie Newt's Mom
"But mom all the other kids do it"
"Annie have a look at this..." Newt's Dad
(I can't recall if he says "wait a minute before this line"?) I think maybe he does :-\\
Newts Mum: I think we should call it in...
"Lets wait till we know what to call it in as..." Papa Jordan
Anne: Mayday! Mayday! This is Alpha Kilo Two Four Niner calling Hadley Control. Repeat. This is...
Newt: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Ripley. This is Lt. Gorman of the colonial marine corp
*Ripley slams door* ;D
Burke: "Ripley, we've gotta talk.. we've lost contact with the colony on LV-426"
I can't believe this. You guys throw me to the wolves and now you want me to go back out there. Forget it. It's not my show.
Burke "You wouldn't be going in with the marines.. I can guarantee your safety.. They're practicing state of the art firepower, there's practically nothing that they can't handle, Lieutenant?"
Gorman "that's right.. we're trained to deal with this kind of situation"
well you dont need me, I'm not a soldier
Burke: "It could just be a down transmittor, but just incase, I want you there as an Advisor.. that's all.. I've spoke with the company and they've already agreed to pick up your contract as a flight officer..."
Ripley: If I go...
Burke: ...Yeah if you go. Come on thats a second chance kiddo. I think it's the best thing for you. Get back on the horse
"spare me the psyche evaluation Burke.."
"Yes and I've read it..
You wake up nightly in cold sheets of sweat..." Burke
Ripley "I'm not going back.. a... an.. and I wouldn't be any use to you if I did"
"Ssh...Ssh... just think about it ok?" Burke
"Thanks for the coffee" Gorman
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lol, good morning ladies/gents.. we're really kicking ass today!!
Ripley "uuuuugh.... uggghh"
Beep....Beep..Beep (video phone)
"Ripley?...(looks back at clock)...are you ok?" Burke
(Good morning all...sorry just woke up ;))
"tell me one thing Burke.. you're going out there to destroy them right?? not to study... not to bring back.. but to wipe them out??"
"yep...that's the plan...I think..."CLICK Burke
"And you...you little sh*t head are not going" Ripley to Jonesy
I want to go home and party.
*Awakening from Hypersleep*
"Arrgh. I'm getting to old for this shit." - Spunkmeyer
Drake "they aint paying us enough for this shit"
Not EnoughTo Wake Up To Your Face Drake. - Dietrich
That wasn't funny, man.
Drake: "what??.. is that a joke?"
"Oh I Wish It Were"
Hey Hicks. Man you look just how i feel
Apone: "what are you waiting for sweathearts... breakfast in bed??? another glorious day in the corps... a day in the marine corps is like a day on the farm..
every meals a banquet!
every pay cheque a fortune!
every formation a parade... I LOVE the corps!"
Hudson: "Man! This floor is freezing!"
Apone: "Whatcha want me to do? Fetch your slippers for ya"
Hudson: "Would you sir? I'd like that"
Apone: "Look into my eye"
Apone: Allright People! Breakfast In Ten! Shag It!
This thread is no longer enjoyable...
"I hate this job.." Frost
cut to Sulaco's changing rooms
Vazquez: hey Mianna... who's snow white??
"She's supposed to be some kind of consultant...claims she saw an ALIEN once" Ferro
Whoopdy-f**kin-Doo, Hell Im Impressed ;) - Hudson
Hudson: hey Vazquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Dec 02, 2010, 08:06:45 PM
Hudson: hey Vazquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
No, Have You? - Vasquez
"your just too bad" Drake
Vasquez slaps drake
cut to Sulaco Dining Room
so what kind of mission is this??
You realise this thread is supposed to be about quoting one of the alien films but in a way that it makes sence and isn't exactly the order they say it is the film
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Dec 03, 2010, 10:36:58 AM
so what kind of mission is this??
"You'll love it...It's a rescue mission..." Apone
'there's lots of juicy colonist's daughters we have to rescue from their viriginity!'
"How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?"
SECURE THAT SHIT HUDSON ! >:(
"Apone. I don't want any firing in there."
Well What The Hell Are We Supposed To Use?...Harsh Language?
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Dec 03, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
'there's lots of juicy colonist's daughters we have to rescue from their viriginity!'
next line I believe is from Spunkmeyer? "bunch of dumb a** colonists"
You don't have to respond with the next line.
Basically, you want to match up any line from any film to make it humerous.
For example, you could say "Ripley, will you open the damn hatch!? We have to get him inside!"
The next person could post "Guess she didn't like the cornbread either."
So without further delay.
"Cigarettes!"
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it was decided in the below post that we would go for the actual scrip quoting of Aliens. As the author of this thread, I think that it should be decided by me how it continues. They'll be plenty of time later for random quoting, and would seem a shame to ruin it now after getting so far. Alternatively a moderator could split these two thread in half, one for the random quadrilogy film quoting and another for a continuation of the Aliens script. http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=34922.msg926638#msg926638 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=34922.msg926638#msg926638)
'sure wouldn't mind some of that arcturian poontang again'
The point of this is pointless?
Quote from: TheMonolith on Dec 04, 2010, 05:39:46 PM
You don't have to respond with the next line.
Basically, you want to match up any line from any film to make it humerous.
Quote from: MrBrokenTusks. on Dec 04, 2010, 06:35:59 PM
The point of this is pointless?
For fun ;D...(Vaz & anyone for that matter ;)) we decided to try & quote the entire dialogue from ALIENS..to see how well we know the film. I'd be better at ALIEN... ;) This is for fun..but not
expected from the membership. Its challenging doing this from memory only. ;D
I didn't hear about that. It's been going rando for a while now.
And by a while I mean from the first page. Sorry I didn't catch. ;)
Anyway...
"What's this crapsupposed to be?."
Quote from: TheMonolith on Dec 04, 2010, 07:25:04 PM
I didn't hear about that. It's been going rando for a while now.
And by a while I mean from the first page. Sorry I didn't catch. ;)
Anyway...
"What's this crapsupposed to be?."
random quotes are welcome...I enjoy the challenge of doing the dialogue/script...and yes I know I miss lines *smile*...I welcome corrections... ;)
"Cornbread son....eat it..its good for you" :D Frost?
"Hey Bishop. Do the thing with the knife."
"No."
Right.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 04, 2010, 11:07:50 PM
Right.
...right? So you're talkin' about a thermonuclear explosion and "Adiós, muchachos."
Quote from: TheMonolith on Dec 04, 2010, 09:10:59 PM
"Hey Bishop. Do the thing with the knife."
After a bunch of screaming from HudsonHicks: Looks like the new lieutenants too good to eat with the rest of us grunts
Frost: Boy, definetly has a corn cob up his ass
what are we waiting for people, breakfast in bed???????
No. have you?
f**k!!!
pendejo jerk off
I'll be in med lab, check on Mr Burke.. continue my analysis
One tough sunnuvabitch
I may be synthetic. But I'm not stupid.
I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself.
It's a robot!
There's gotta be a way of killing it. How? How do we do it?
Cigarettes!
The damn company. What about our lives, you son of a bitch?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F12%2Fyaphet-kotto.jpg&hash=a361ff9e3a0a45bcae3e8519b9aa4319d688ae37)
they don't give a f**k about a bunch of prisoners who found god in the ass-end of space.
No problem. Oh, I forgot. You're the guy that's made a deal with God to live forever, huh?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcollider.com%2Fuploads%2FimageGallery%2FCharles_S_Dutton%2Fcharles_s._dutton_image.jpg&hash=c9680b7480aa64d2494a3524b8ea51cbf8db36b5)
thats right
you don't see them friggin' each other over for a god damn percentage
Watch your fingers.
"Ash...any suggestions from you or Mother...??"
Oooh oooh oooh. AH AH AH!
"Have you ever shipped out with Ash before..?"
"Yeah, like you never f**ked a robot"
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ha ha ha.. anytime, anywhere
"I can get you off. Maybe not the boat."
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Disposables? i've heard of those...Ha,ha,ha thats so cool
"What has one eye...a pink tongue...and screws like a god??"
"What is it, Private?"
"How do I get out of this chicken sh*t outfit?"
Ah, the intellectual speaks.
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Hey ironsides...your the mechanic...I mainly just hurt people
you just stay away from me, you got that straight?
"This thing is older than I am" Ripley 8
you've been in my life so long.. I can't remember anything else
I want to go home and party.
You keep telling me how dumb I am. But I'm smart enough not too have a life sentence on this rock
Life sentence? in 20 minutes this place is going to be a cloud of vapour the size of Nebraska
Well that's great, that's just f**kin' great, man. Now what the f**k are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man...
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magnificient isnt it!
"Well, that explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy."
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Ash is a robot...a g*d d*mn robot..
I prefer the term artificial person myself.
I prefer the term artificial person myself.
EDIT: Damnit man. ughhhhhhh..
Nobody told me there was an android on board!
Right.
I know why they never come down here...its cause of you...you got no personality
Right
*smirks*
You happen to be in my seat...would you move please
(Does Parker say please?)
Anybody ever tell you you look dead?
^^^^
I get that all the time... ;) Ripley 8
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Apr 28, 2011, 09:10:14 PM
You happen to be in my seat...would you move please
(Does Parker say please?)
I dont think he said that
This son of a bitch is huge! He's like a man, he's big!
It's just the cat man.
here kitty kitty kitty!
JONESY.....deity damned...COME HERE!
In the year 7510. If God's a-comin he ought to make it by then.
Spikey...is that you?....Watcha doing down there?
where man??.. I don't see shit
They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls. Let's book!
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I want you two with trackers checking the corridors... MOVE!
LETS ROCK....!!!!
god will take care of you now, sister!
Get away from her you Bitch !
Its got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it.
Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
Guess she don't like the cornbread either.
Right.
It's straight ahead and left!
Are you sure...?
You have my word on it.
there's nothing for sure in this place...
Hey Ripley..I hear you like came up against these things before...what happened?
I'll tell you what I know... Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain Dallas, are dead
You have my sympathies.
Why don't you just f**k off?
don't be afraid, I'm part of the family
Ripley think of what we can learn from it. It's a chance of a lifetime you must let me have it!
Jones?
For the last time...
...the food ain't that bad, baby.
Newt...cover your eyes
So this thread is just a series of random Alien quotes?
Your programmed to be an asshole? You're the new asshole model they're putting out?
Spoiler
;)
I prefer the term artificial person, myself.
well in an insane world a sane man must appear insane
Thats very profound Golic
Are you?
Yes. I read you. The answer is negative.
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Bullshit.
looks like love at first sight to me
Oh, he likes you Burke!
Contact traffic control....
maybe we got 'em demoralised?
Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
Where do you want it?
It's like a lion. Keeps close to the zebras.
No need to be sarcastic.
yeah, but we dont have no batteries. I told you nothing works!
Alright lets move like we got a purpose
they aint payin' us by the hour
Every paycheck a fortune.
you'll get what you're contracted for just like everybody else.
You now have T-Minus 5 minutes to reach a afe distance.....
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on May 08, 2011, 09:53:03 PM
You now have T-Minus 5 minutes to reach a afe distance.....
Is he f@cking crazy? ;)
Quote from: Vasquez, J on May 08, 2011, 08:15:32 AM
they aint payin' us by the hour
They aint paying us enought for this mess.
Quote from: Fujimaster on May 08, 2011, 11:10:03 PM
Quote from: Vasquez, J on May 08, 2011, 08:15:32 AM
they aint payin' us by the hour
They aint paying us enought for this mess.
Let's go over the bonus situation. I think we deserve full shares!
if we do this properly we could come out of this set up for life. Those two specimens are worth billions to the bioweapons department
Burke you are crazy if you think you can get a dangerous organism past ICC quarentine...
looks like a god damn town meeting.
Outstanding. Now all we need is a deck of cards...
it's game time
"Oh, yeah. Totally. Like; 5:00, it's bitch-raping time."
"Yeah. Like you've never f**ked a robot."
"Oh yeah sure, with those things running around? You can count me out!"
"I'll Go" "I'm the only one who's qualified to auto-pilot the dropship"
"f**k. He's dead. You're dog-meat, pal! "
"It's really sad. It's pathetic."
No. It's a rock. No indigenous life.
Whoopee-f**kin'-do. Hey, I'm impressed.
Quote from: EEV-2501 on May 10, 2011, 12:03:38 PM
"Oh, yeah. Totally. Like; 5:00, it's bitch-raping time."
What Alien film is this from? :-\\
cheers :)
D
What to you have in this shit ? Battery acid?
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on May 10, 2011, 08:29:05 PM
Quote from: EEV-2501 on May 10, 2011, 12:03:38 PM
"Oh, yeah. Totally. Like; 5:00, it's bitch-raping time."
What Alien film is this from? :-\\
None of them. It is one of Edwin's lines in Predators.
(shrugs)
Was confused myself.
Thanks :)
I consider myself the "quote queen" of ALIEN films (excluding AvP & AvPR) ;)
"I thought you fixed 12 module?"
I feel safer already.
"shut up, It's ok to say shit, it ain't against god"
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Quote from: Darwinsgirl on May 10, 2011, 08:36:22 PM
I consider myself the "quote queen" of ALIEN films (excluding AvP & AvPR) ;)
It'd sure take a brave woman to knock you of your throne there Darwin ;D
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 10, 2011, 09:02:32 PM
"shut up, It's ok to say shit, it ain't against god"
ease down.. you're just grinding metal... ease down
Quote from: Vasquez, J on May 10, 2011, 10:13:50 PM
It'd sure take a brave woman to knock you of your throne there Darwin ;D
Not Brave Vasquez...with more memory! :D
"Was there an ALIEN on board...?"
Computer Voice:... "Stasis interrupted. Fire in cryogenic compartment. Repeat, fire in cryogenic compartment. All personnel report to emergency escape vehicle launch pod. Deep-space flight will commence in T-minus twenty seconds" ...
christ.. listen to that!
"Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!"
"That's cause I'm the best...."
then you don't need me.... I'm not a marine
What do you want me to do? Fetch your slippers for ya?
I want you to drink this.. it's a little hot chocolate
Hot as hell in here.
Hit the sprinklers! Douse the f**ker!
Watch your step, brother
Bay 12 - please.
But who's laying these eggs?
a xenomorph may be involved?
Spoiler
I just re-read this thread with James Horners "preparing for the drop" on in the background.. it really adds some atmosphere!
Yeah the momma. She is badass man, I mean big
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Mr. Burke said they were too be kept in stasis for return to the company labs...He was very specific about it.
We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.
"Wanna get me some clothes, or should I just go like this ?"
check your camera, there appears to be a malfunction
You kids are'nt supposed to be on this level
Quote from: Vasquez, J on May 12, 2011, 01:07:01 PM
check your camera, there appears to be a malfunction
*smack*
How long was I out there...?
so long, I can't remember anything else
17 days? We ain't gonna last 17 hours!!
"You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your f**kin' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say *f**k* that thing! Let's fight it!"
f*cking 'a'!
"Aaarrrrr, absolutely badassess! Let's pack 'em in! Get in there !"
Where in the line 5 5 5. ;D
"I'm gonna tan your hide...."
"Just for color."
Get away from her you Bitch!
Mother!
It's fully automated..did I mention we manufacture those....
its very impressive Bishop, but what are we looking for?
I can get ya off. Maybe not the boat, but....
None taken.
Just for color.
She is severely f**kable, ain't she?
Where d'ya want it?
Bay 12..please ;)
let's Rock!
Vasquez...take point!
stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
Hey Sarge you'll get lip cancer smoking those things....
haa ha ha!
look into my eye
Like you never f**ked a robot before.
Must be a chick thing....
Guess She Didn't like the cornbread either.
haha yeah somebody said alien.. she thought they'd said illegal alien and signed up
We're on an express elevator to hell....
baby hurry up c'mon!
She continues to make us all very proud..
*Alien* SCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHH!!!!!!!
Why don't you freeze him....?
... no freezers, no f**king ice cream, no rubbers, no women, no guns. All we got here is shit!
He's coming in... I feel safer already.
Allright, We Waste him, No Offense.
None taken. Ferro, do you copy?
no, the transmitter was on the APC.. it's wasted
Game over man! Game over!
Yellow light...for my eyes only
What are you taliing about?
Thats it, Man. Game over, man!
What the f**k are we gonna do now?
What are we gonna do?
Why don't we build a campfire sing a couple of songs how about that!.
I Say We Grease This Rat-f**k Son of a bitch right now!
We've got 7 cannisters of cm20.. I say we roll 'em in there and nerve gas the whole damn nest
He could sabotage certain freezers on the way home..eject the bodies and make up any story he liked..
Looks like love at first sight to me
You can walk on it....
Isn't this thread supposed to be for using lines that make sense when connected to the lines above them? It seems like it strayed from that on about... the second page. Which brings me to question why a thread consisting of only Alien movie quotes has lasted so long.
WHY DON'T WE PUT HER IN CHARGE!?
You better get used to it because Im sick of your bullshit.
Was I censored on this thread? :-\\
Or was my message not posting from me being out here too long? :D
"Maybe we got e'm demoralized...."
Why don't we build a fire? Sing a couple of songs?
erm.. we can't have any firing in there!
What are we supposed to use...harsh language?
"flame units only! I want rifles slung"
We shouldn't have landed on this place in the first place.
Jeezsus...85 is gonna be in charge...
I believe Corporal Hicks has authority here
Yeah, shape up. What are you some kind of parrot?
bees man... bees have hives
Remember! Short controlled bursts
I like to keep this handy...for close encounters
*Sigh* - ...Then We're f**ked.
you're all gonna die.. the only question is how you check out.. Do you want it on your feet or on your knees begging?
i guess we just count you out on everything then
Anytime, anywhere man.
Fine, next silly question.
how do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?
Look into my eye! Fall in people.
I feel like kinda a 5th wheel around here, is there anything I can do?
Your not listening...Kane...said he saw thousands of eggs in there
Outstanding, now all we need is a deck of cards.
you're my lucky star.... lucky lucky lucky...
Is the hull breached?
If you don't wanna play basketball, I know some other indoor sports ;)
I repeat, all other priorities are rescinded.
The food aint that bad baby!
What you say? You got any biscuits over there?
I'd rather be eating something else..., but...
Don't worry, Parker, yeah. You'll get whatever's coming to you.
Real nice party aint it!
looks like a god damn town meeting
KILL ME....KILL MEEEEE
why dont ya just f**k off?
HA-HA HAH...Bay 12 Please
Its just ahead and to the left..no wait...right
that can't be, that's inside the room
Get out of the room!!
ETA 15 MINUTES!
Show me everything...I can handle myself
Hey Vasquez..... have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Aaron, we don't wanna hear that shit now.
This is rumor control...here are the facts.
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Jun 03, 2011, 04:21:53 PM
This is rumor control...here are the facts.
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I don't think there's any permanent damage...
structure seems intact
You don't want to know me lady..........
It won't make any difference..........
Now I've done it.
Good! Because I blow it out of the god damn airlock!!!
I am ready, man. Ready to get it on. Check-it-out. I am the ultimate badass...state of the badass art. You do not want to f**k with me. Hey, Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you.
Check-it-out...
Independently targetting particle-beam phalanx. VWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart-missles, phased-plasma pulse-rifles, RPG's. We got sonic eeelectronic ballbreakers, we got nukes, we got knives...sharp sticks
Somebody wake up Hicks.
I want a clean dispersal this time..........
oh.. c'mon
they mostly come at night. mostly
What say you? You got any biscuits over there?
Can I go now....?
Affirmative
god will take care of you now, Sister!
I cross my heart.
Fry half a city with this puppy.
what??? is that a joke??
Ho, ho, ho. Yeah, she's absolutely right.
Johner...get on that stick!
alright!! everybody online.. lookin' good
DO SOMETHING!!! ... GFFFACK!!
That's it: Game over, man, game over!
Its a cave!
This is so nuts. I mean, listen - listen to what you're saying. It's paranoid delusion. How - It's really sad. It's pathetic.
My legs hurt.
I could be re-worked...but I'll never be top of the line again...I'd rather be nothing.
How many more are there?
Seventeen days.
Twelve.
What are my chances..?
Zero!
f**k!
Howz he breathing...?
f**kin....Acid will burn right through the hull!
Don't get any on you.......
No, I can't. I burned my modem. We all did.
Kill You!!! does that compute or do I have to draw you a schematic.
Vazquez take point!
Hey, son, I'll give ya my authorization code. It's E-A, T-M, E.
RIP.....LEEeeeeeey
Quote from: EEV2650 on Sep 15, 2011, 08:30:03 AM
Hey, son, I'll give ya my authorization code. It's E-A, T-M, E.
I'm sorry sir could you repeat that ;D.
Quote from: Terx2 on Sep 16, 2011, 05:54:28 AM
Quote from: EEV2650 on Sep 15, 2011, 08:30:03 AM
Hey, son, I'll give ya my authorization code. It's E-A, T-M, E.
I'm sorry sir could you repeat that ;D.
Little Prick!
I'm the monsters mother....
Distephano..."Hey I thought you were dead...?"
Yeah I get that a lot.
Gediman "She's something of a Predator..isn't she?"
Its stenciled on the back of your shorts.
We need the cargo.....
Someone wake up Hicks.
LETS ROCK...............!!!!
Affermative.
Why don't you put her in charge.........?
I've got access to MU/TH/UR now and i'll get my own answers thank you.
You throw me to the wolves...then you want me to go back out there...?
(I'm not sure if wolves is accurate ???)
Can i finish?
(and yes, you were right)
Quote from: xeno_alpha_07 on Oct 19, 2011, 12:07:14 AM
Can i finish?
^^^
from the hearing on gateway?
What's it key off..?
Yellow lights for my eyes only.
Quote
^^^
from the hearing on gateway?
No, Burke in Ripley's apartment.
Can I finish my coffee...?...its the only good thing on this ship
I'd rather be eating something else but right now i'm thinking of food.
1st thing I'm gonna do when I get home is get some decent food...
Guess she didn't like the cornbread, either..
Boy's definitely got a corn cobb up his a*s
....GEDIMAANNNN!!!
RUN.....NEWT!!!
...Just doesn't make any god damn sense.
"It's the cat...man"
SHHHHHHHHHISSHHHHHSHSHIIIHSHSHS *growl*
(Because xenomorph do have epic quote too)
Quote from: Le Celticant on Oct 21, 2011, 04:32:12 PM
SHHHHHHHHHISSHHHHHSHSHIIIHSHSHS *growl*
(Because xenomorph do have epic quote too)
yes they do! ;D
Hudson
"C'mon...Baby"
Okay I guess...one hell of a hangover
...
Spoiler
...
Spoiler
...
Spoiler
beep
Spoiler
Beep
Spoiler
BEEP!
Spoiler
Something is movin around and it ain't us!
Hudson....stay cool!
How do i get out of this chicken sh!t outfit?
"Hudson...you stow that sh*t".
"Look into my eyes.... we're not gonna last 17 hours!"
I guess we'll just count you out of everything...
Penalty. a forefeiture of shares. No money
Quit griping.
I say we grease this rat f*ck son of a b*tch right now.
How can they cut the power man there anamils.
Stop your grinnin and drop your linin.
Every meals a banquet..every pay check a fortune...every formation a parade!
I love the corp!
Despite the fact that I had become secretly addicted to morphine. I was most promising. a man with a future.
...I say we take her head and shove it through the f*cking wall!
Morris.....why don't you shut the.... ;)
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Oct 26, 2011, 04:09:57 PM
Morris Morse.....why don't you shut the.... ;)
Fixed ;)
You miserable little sh*t!
Quote from: xeno_alpha_07 on Oct 26, 2011, 06:12:51 PM
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Oct 26, 2011, 04:09:57 PM
Morris Morse.....why don't you shut the.... ;)
Fixed ;)
"The intellectual speaks" Wren
I know how you love Rez quotes ;)
QuoteI know how you love Rez quotes
...go kill yourself.
Quote from: xeno_alpha_07 on Oct 26, 2011, 07:54:19 PM
QuoteI know how you love Rez quotes
...go kill yourself.
LOL :D
"I get that a lot" ;)
I still don't know why we had to cremate the bodies.
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Oct 26, 2011, 10:51:31 PM
Quote from: xeno_alpha_07 on Oct 26, 2011, 07:54:19 PM
QuoteI know how you love Rez quotes
...go kill yourself.
LOL :D
"I get that a lot" ;)
:D
Quote from: EEV2650 on Oct 27, 2011, 04:17:18 AM
I still don't know why we had to cremate the bodies.
There is the public health issue.
Its a fork.....
...f*ck.
LETS ROCK!!!!!! ;D
Lets saddle up Apone.
You heard the man...they ain't paying us by the hour
Frost your driving.
I'm a stranger here myself..........
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Oct 28, 2011, 10:34:23 PM
I'm a stranger here myself..........
Kill you! does that compute! or do i have to draw you a schematic. (
god i can'tbelieve i've just quoted an alien rez line, hope your happy >:()
Quote from: xeno_alpha_07 on Oct 29, 2011, 11:02:45 AM
Kill you! does that compute! or do i have to draw you a schematic. (god i can'tbelieve i've just quoted an alien rez line, hope your happy >:()
"I never expected it to be sooo beautiful..." ;)
"God I'm so tired!"
Don't do it! We can make it!
Quote from: EEV2650 on Nov 28, 2011, 07:48:02 AM
"God I'm so tired!"
"Sleep when your dead" Johner
Quote from: TheMonolith on Nov 28, 2011, 03:17:50 PM
Don't do it! We can make it!
(This one took me a minute Monolith ;))
"CHRISTIE!!!....Nooooooo"
"You got body armor on?" - Distephano
No!!!! I'll give you holes you f**king bastard!
And now she is perfect!!!
"I thought you were dead...."
Oh, I feel dead.
We're not flying blind here. This is United Systems Military, not some greedy corporation.
You always were an asshole Gorman.
Assholes and elbows, Hudson, come here!
Quote from: Alienhunter15 on Nov 29, 2011, 07:01:24 PM
Oh, I feel dead.
"Anyone ever tell you...you look dead" ;)
hey man, you look just like I feel
"Was that a joke...?"
(welcome back Vaz ;D )
...I wish it were.
Settle down
"They went looking for our beginning...what they found could be our end" Woot...Woot!! ;D
let's wait till we know what to call it in as
(nice to be back Darwin 8) )
What are we gonna use man? Harsh Language?
You tell me man i only work here.
I'm afraid I have some bad news
Well maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, pal!
Christ. This makes ten.
Right
I'm still collating...
Hey, KNOCK IT OFF!
Why don't you just fuck off?
"Look, this is an emotional moment for all of us, okay? I know that. But, let's not make snap judgments, please."
I say we grease this rat f**k sunuvabitch right now!
I mean, listen - listen to what you're saying.
^^Thank you Lt.Xenoborg, that will be all.
I like to keep this handy for close encounters 8)
I heard that.
What is it Hicks?
There's something out there...and it ain't no man.
Looks like some kinda secreted resin.
That shit is not easy to come by!
you secure that shit!
What? Is that a joke?
I wish it were.
I know that!
That could have been.. better.
F*ck it lets go for it!
Wait for the f**king signal!
Buh.
This thing is really pissed off !
I can get you off.
Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
???
Must be a chick thing.
That's bullshit.
Watch your step, brother.
Lady, you don't want to know me.
^^^^
"I'm a murderer & rapist of women" Dillon
took me a minute MrSpace Jockey to remember what film it was from ;)
Whoopdee f^ckin doo.
"She supposedly saw an ALIEN once"
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Dec 30, 2011, 08:44:36 PM
"She supposedly saw an ALIEN once"
LOL I think you're playing wrong.
it was a bad call Ripley, a bad call...
Quote from: AlexVelez on Dec 30, 2011, 08:48:01 PM
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Dec 30, 2011, 08:44:36 PM
"She supposedly saw an ALIEN once"
LOL I think you're playing wrong.
I don't recall your quote from any of the movies, AlexVelez. ;)
Edit: (Clarified some confusion for my post, Omegs.)
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Quote from: Vazquez, J on Dec 30, 2011, 09:47:51 PM
it was a bad call Ripley, a bad call...
Goddamnit, that's not all! >:(
(That's said by Ferro in Aliens, I think)
Game over man, game over!
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Dec 30, 2011, 09:47:51 PM
it was a bad call Ripley, a bad call...
A BAD CALL....??....these people are dead Burke!
Quote from: OmegaZilla on Dec 30, 2011, 10:11:43 PM
(That's said by Ferro in Aliens, I think)
Its from the locker room scene....If memory serves me. The opening dialogue is "Hey Mira...Who's Snow White....?" I think its Vazquez that asks..then Ferro replies :)
Been awhile since I've watched ALIENS ;)
Yep. "Mira," is spanish, so it makes sense Vaz would say that anyhow.
"This is a maximum security prison, and you have no weapons of any kind?"
Then we're f**ked.
quit griping!
I like griping. >_>
Oh, great. Wonderful. Shit!
Don't be afraid.
Spoiler
I'm part of the family.
It won't matter...
Right.
I don't wanna hear it.
oh man, listen to that
Are you finished?
Ease down...ease down...ease down...
Boy's definitely got a corncob up his ass.
that's inside the complex
You're not reading it right.
It's reading right man, look !
Left and right, little buddy.
No bullshit?
Must be a chick thing.
Hardly.
subject Maricek, John J. died durng the procedure. They killed him taking it
Quote from: Vazquez, J on Jan 04, 2012, 05:16:46 PM
subject Maricek, John J. died durng the procedure. They killed him taking it
...off ;D
Well, that explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy.
...So you're talkin' about a thermonuclear explosion and "Adiós, muchachos."
Outstanding. Now all we need is a deck of cards.
it's game time!
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
EA-TM-E
" WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME PARKER!!!! SHUT UP!!!"
Oh I wanted to say this since long.
"Game over, man!"
Comin around for a seven-zero-niner.
Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid
It's readin' right, man!
Aaron, we don't wanna hear that shit now.
It looks like a God. Damn. Town meeting.
Ash is a god. damn. robot ;D
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
I gotta 're-educate' some of the brothers.
Forget fakin' Shirley Temple you take charge!
Lets rock!!!!
*SCREEEEEEE!*
*HISSSSSSSS*
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WRRROOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Buh.
"That's not our system.........."
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Right.
This is elen ripley. Last survivor of the nostromo. Signing off.
Micro changes in air density....my a**
"Knock it off, Hudson."
"Hey man, it's the dry heat."
"Please. Trust me."
Bay 12, please.
Somebody wake up Hicks.
"Found 'em"
"How'd you know?'
"There is an explanation for this, you know."
You tell me man, I only work here.
Morse. Why don't you shut the f**k up?
...
Cigarettes!
:)
"I don't want to hear it. I wanna go home and party..."
Quote from: RagingDragon on May 23, 2012, 08:55:55 PM
"I don't want to hear it. I wanna go home and party..."
It is my job to make sure you do yours.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?!
Secure that shit, Private!
Smoking, or non-smoking?
The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts...
It won't make any difference.
Not bad for..a human.
I prefer the term 'artificial person' myself.
Does that compute?
Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the stone age.
He couldn't see me.
That can't be, it's inside the room!
it's a bug hunt
Come on the foods not that bad ;D
Look at you! You're so beautiful!
Hudson, Sir . . . . . . he's Hicks.
Secure that shit, Hudson!
Try not to bugger each other...
Oh thats beautiful man, that-that just beats it all.
Woop de f**king do. Hey I'm impressed.
Magnificent, isn't it?
She's badassed man, I mean big. *holds fingers an inch apart*
It's a metaphor. Wanna come?
Son of a bitch, they were right.
Well maybe we got em demoralised?
Stop your grinning and drop your lining.
Quote from: Nero the Jackal on Jun 10, 2012, 06:08:46 PM
Stop your grinning and drop your lining.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can bill me.
Are you a robot?
Affermitive ;D
''Ripley, don't worry, Me and my squad of Ultimate bad asses will protect you.''
"We're f**ked..."
"What the f**k are you talking about?"
"Jonesy...."
"Meow"
"Its the cat...man"
(hissing growling sound)
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(Hissing sound response*)
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Spoiler
*Translation: Pusssssssssy.
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
"Mommy"........
Lady, you don't want to know me.
"Why are the innocent punished?"
"Walk in the park" :laugh:
"When we fix something..it stays fixed...right Bret"
"We were so wrong..."
"Sorry for lack of better wording, but I didn't think you had it in you..."
^^^^
What film please?
His quote is from
Prometheus.
Quote from: Requiem28 on Jun 26, 2012, 04:26:04 AM
"Sorry for lack of better wording, but I didn't think you had it in you..."
"Well, we've got a lot of faith here. Enough even for you."
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 26, 2012, 04:28:43 AM
His quote is from Prometheus.
Quote from: Requiem28 on Jun 26, 2012, 04:26:04 AM
"Sorry for lack of better wording, but I didn't think you had it in you..."
I've got to see it More!
Ok...here goes a quote from Lawrence of Arabia via Prometheus
"The secret is....you don't mind"
"I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to pull the plug. "
I can't lie to you about your chances...but you have my sympathies"
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Jun 26, 2012, 05:21:11 AM
I can't lie to you about your chances...but you have my sympathies"
"Were f**ked"
"Right"
"Jonesy?"
WHERE'S APONEEEEE? WHERE'S APOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
BIMMY AND JIMMY?!
"That's not our system..."
I know that.
"We have to get him inside......."
"He's not coming on my ship!"
"My Mommy said there weren't any monsters...but there are"
I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them f***ing each other over for a god*** percentage.
"This is pathetic...just listen to yourselves"
Right
"What are you... a parrot?"
"Have you ever slept with Ash...?"
Right
"If Toad doesn't get us out of here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!"
-Mario, Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid
"This is Elizabeth Shaw last survivor of Prometheaus....I'm still searching"
DIEEEEEE
NOOOOOOO!
Spoiler
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"Aww f**k you!"
Right
"This is the commercial towing vehicle Nostromo calling Antarctica Traffic Control...Do you read me?"
Stasis interrupted. Fire in cryogenic compartment. Repeat, fire in cryogenic compartment. All personnel report to emergency escape vehicle launch pod. Deep-space flight will commence in T-minus twenty seconds.
Yellow lights flashing...head thrashing...eyes rolled back...mouth open.....
"_______"
The ship will automatically destruct in "T" minus five minutes.
"You bitch!"
I know that.
Can we just talk about the bonus situation?
My company paid a trillion dollars to bring you here.
You don't see them f***ing each other over for a g**damn percentage.
f**k you, maann...
Right.
I'm gonna make sure they nail you to the wall for this. That's right...you're not gonna sleaze your way outta this one...right to the wall.
"Amen."
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 13, 2012, 02:43:38 AM
I'm gonna make sure they nail you to the wall for this. That's right...you're not gonna sleaze your way outta this one...right to the wall.
"Ripley...I thought you were smarter than this...."
I guess she don't like the cornbread either...
I know that.
How come you guys don't freeze him??
Quote from: Dovahkiin on Jul 13, 2012, 05:47:17 PM
How come you guys don't freeze him??
I always agree with this quote. If they just would have frozen him, none of this shit would have happend.
"I'm the monsters mother"
What did you do?
My room. 10 minutes.
DIIIEEEEE!!!!
A king has his reign. And then he dies. It's inevitable.
"Fathers dead asshole."
Doesn't everyone want their parents dead?
^^^^^
***** 5 stars for the Prometheaus quote! ;D
"We call them Engineers"
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Jul 14, 2012, 06:37:26 PM
"We call them Engineers"
"A supperior species. No doubt."
"Then we're f**ked."
"A bunch of Bad A**'s"
"There is...nothing"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Stay back."
"WHAT ARE YOU? HUDSON! Get on the ready line, Marines, get some today! Get on the ready line! Move it out! Move it out, goddammit! Get hot! One, two, three, four! Get out, get out, get out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! Aaarrrrr, absolutely badassess! Let's pack 'em in! Get in there!"
"Number 8?"
That's not our system.......
Man, this is a big f**kin' signal.
we're f**ked we're screwed man!
Smoking or non-smoking?
"We're on an express elevator to Hell........." Hudson ALIENS
"If we don't stop it, there won't be any home to go back to."
Thank you General Perez.
"This is commercial towing vehicle Nostromo out of the Solomons. Registration number 180924609 calling Antarctica Traffic Control. Do you read me? Over".
Alien (1979) Ellen Ripley
"That's not exactly out of the manual" Ripley ALIEN
I know that. Lambert
We'll we better think of something.. Think of a way!
Why don't we build a campfire and sing a couple of songs how about that. Burke.
It'll be getting dark soon. And they mostly come out at night... Mostly. Newt.
Whoopee-f**kin'-do. Hey, I'm impressed.
This is Rumor Control. Here are the facts!
Your all gunna die. The only question is ho how you check out. You want it on your feet? Or in your f**kin knees...? BEGGING! I ain't much for BEGGING; nobody ever gave me nuthin'. So I say f**k that thing! LETS FIGHT IT!
My legs hurt.
This is so nuts. I mean, listen - listen to what you're saying. It's paranoid delusion. How - It's really sad. It's pathetic.
well looks like whatever happened here - we missed it ;D
That's his boot.
Rather ball a cow....
You will find that I am NOT the man with whom to f**k...
Hello. I am father. Welcome to USS Auriga.
Yeah, the hyperdyne systems, 128-2.
Well that explains it....the A 2's were always a bit twitchy" Bishop ALIENS
Happy Birthday Vasquez! 8) not a quote from ALIENS...just a shout out to the creator of this thread.
"I wanna go home & party" Parker ALIEN ;D
Have some corn bread to celebrate! ;) If you arrived a little earlier you would have had the same BD as Jenette Goldstein born on Feb 4th 1960
Cheers Vaz!
" I was considered to be most promising. A man with a future" - Clemens
magnificient, isn't it ;D
I admire its purity
Where's Earth...?
"Earth, what a shithole."
Are you crazy? You still wanna bring those things back to Earth?
This thing is really pissed off!
"It's a fork...."
you secure that shit Hudson.
Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
"Your all gonna die..."
I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies.
"I say we abandon this ship...."
"Come on, Spunkmeyer, we're rolling."
"Great! Why don't you just put her in charge?"
Quote from: Eva on Feb 06, 2014, 09:54:53 PM
"Great! Why don't you just put her in charge?"
Who do I have to f**k to get off this boat?
It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby
"I'm the monsters Mother"
My mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones. But there are.
They're coming outta the goddamn walls!
"Well I'm gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this..."
"Listen to what you're saying, it's paranoid delusion."
Look into my eye.
You've been in my life so long, I can't remember anything else.
"It was a bad call Ripley...A bad call"
You admire it.
I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Steady people lets finish our sweep......
"A King has his reign...then he dies" Miss Vickers
"Bullshit."-Fitfield.
"Is that your scientific opinion...Mr.Biology" Fifield
Sometimes to create, one must first destroy. ~David
"That's what I choose to believe" Elizabeth Shaw
"That is crazy, that is f**king horseshit!"- 85
"But yours was male..."
"What kind of thing? I need a clear definition."
it looks like some kind of secreted resin
Nobody touch nothin'
But it's a dry heat
"Hudson may be right......."
I heard that
You always were an asshole Gorman.
What the hell?
Congratulations on meeting your maker.
"It was a bad call Ripley....a bad call."
These people are dead!
We must leave, now.
I'd rather ball a cow, man.
I feel safer already.
"She claims she saw an ALIEN once"
Well, Whoopee foking do
"Sarge you'll get lip cancer smoking those things......"
I don't care if you are short Hudson, just get it done!
"What do you mean they cut the power?"
5 meters man..4....what the hell?!
"That can't be..that's inside the room"
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Feb 28, 2014, 12:34:51 AM
"That can't be..that's inside the room"
"You're spoiling the mood."
"Can I finish my coffee...its the only good thing on this ship."
"Moving, are these things moving?"
We're going to come here and we're going to conquer, is that understood?
"Why don't you put her in charge?"
Why you just f**k off.
I say we grease this Rat f@ck son of a bitch right now!?
lol
That line was brilliant.
/ida hmanəm aɪ kja namṛtuh zdɛ:taha/.../ghʷɪvah-pjorn-ɪttham sas da:tṛ kredah/
Well Whoppee f@cking do
This is clearly an important species we're dealing with and I don't think that you or I, or anybody, has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
They weren't what we thought they were, we were wrong, we were so wrong.
"You can pay me on the other side......."
"Yeah sure!!! With those things running around!...."
Please state the nature of your injury.
Boy's definitely got a corncob up his ass.
Please your not listening to me, Kane the crew member...who went into that ship said he saw thousands of eggs there, thousands. God Damnit thats not all! If one of those things get down here, that will be all, all this bull shit that you think is so important...you can kiss all that goodbye.
Quit griping.
"I like griping..."
"Knock it off you two."
"You still don't understand what your dealing with..."
What are my chances?
I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
"You know we manufacture those...."
"Picking up some hull ionization, we're in for some chop"
"Where's the damn beacon....?"
"I want a clean dispersal this time.."
RIP...LEEEEE!!!
You're still collating.....
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen
Kill it!
"Hudson may be right..."
"You're dog meat pal!"
"I say we grease this rat f$ck son of a bit@h right now"
Hudson. Priceless. Lol
"Yeah, I get that a lot."
"Nobody ever gave me nothin."
oh c'mon... ;D
Whoopee f**kin' do.
"You secure that shit"
"Hey Sarge, you get lip cancer from smokin' those" - Hudson
Whoopee f**kin' do. I'm impressed!
why don't we light a fire, sing a few songs?
We can make fire, right? Most humans have enjoyed that priveledge.
flame units only
"That wasn't funny man...!" - Hudson
Quote from: Vermillion on Dec 20, 2014, 01:47:28 PM
"That wasn't funny man...!" - Hudson
I'm finding a lot of things funny lately...but I don't think they are.
Quite a story, Mr. Aaron!
magnificient isn't it
You know I can't lay off the tall ones.
Quote from: bloodinthemud on Dec 20, 2014, 11:55:35 PM
You know I can't lay off the tall ones.
This son of a bitch is huge! It's like a man - it's big!
She is severely f**kable, aint she?
But it's a dry heat
Most animals retreat from fire, yes?
wait...we don't know that
She'll breed. You'll die
You die sitting here on your ass. Or you die out there.
Oh yeah, sure! With those things runnin' around? You can count me out.
Quote from: Russ on Jan 15, 2015, 09:42:47 AM
Oh yeah, sure! With those things runnin' around? You can count me out.
I thought that you would be smarter than this.
Yeah, but it's a dry heat
You want to get me some clothes, or should I go like this?
Considering our indigenous population...I would recommend Clothes.
Do you want me to get your slippers for you?
Look into my eye
MAYDAY...MAYDAY...ALPHA...KILO...2...4...9R
I say we grab her head and shove it through the f**king wall!
Are you saying we should stab this f**ker?!(If Allexa in AVP could why cant they ;))
"Where's Earth...?"
Where do you want it?
The lion stays close to the zebras.
Five meters man...four...what the hell!?!?
Well, I say if we wanna make any decent time, I say we ditch the cripple.
Christie NO, we can make it
Have some faith.
RIP.....LEEEEEEEEEE
Treat a queen like a whore and a whore like a queen. You can't go wrong.
What do you think killed babe?
Beats me. Just kneeled over. Heart attack, maybe.
Hey Frank, what's this?
Jellyfish
Right
*tosses aside*
How do you like your new haircut?
I say we take our chances in the shuttle.......
I'll point you in the proper direction, but I'm afraid I can't join you.
Get Ready to Roll
Frost you're driving
5 4 3 2 1 mark.
We're in for some chop.
Somebody wake up Hicks ;)
Christ! This floor is freezing!
"want me to fetch your slippers...?"
Would you sir? I'd like that.
Look into my eye.
It's very pretty Bishop but what are we looking for?
If you'd give me an idea what I'm supposed to be looking for... Maybe I missed it.
Mr Clemens we have a situation yes MR Clemens it will be dealt with.
What kind of man would do this to a dog?
You still don't understand what you're dealing with do you?
...it's because of you, you got no personality.
Well, you don't see them f**king each other over for a goddamn percentage. :laugh:
It was a bad call Ripley...
f**king Android!
I'm not a droid!
You ever been mistaken for a man
I prefer the term artificial person myself. :P
Ash is a god damn robot!
What about our lives you sonofabitch?
I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies :)
Wake up Pendajo, I'm gonna kill you
Back off...........
You MUST let me have it!
It's a magnificent specimen!
This thing is really p****d off
OK, over to E everybody.
All we have here is sh*t.
I say we take her head and shove it through the f**king wall!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
You secure that shit, Hudson!
Hey sarge you'll get lip cancer smoking those.
"Not bad for a human..."
You secure that shit, Hudson?
Buh.
You did it. You saved the Earth.
What do we do now?
Whose in f**king charge?
"But the team comes first, you live by that and you'll be ok and we will all be there for you. And kid... welcome to the war."
You're all gonna die. The only question is, 'how you check out'. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your f**king knees... begging!? I ain't much for begging, nobody ever gave me nothin'. So I say f**k that thing! Let's fight it!
I say we abandon this ship....take our chances in the shuttle
And just get the HELL outta here!
The shuttle won't take four.
And you, you little shit, you're staying here.
Alright sweethearts you heard the man and you know the drill - assholes and elbows-Hudson, come here! Come here!
I don't care if you are short Hudson get it done!
He's Hicks.... I'm Hudson
You always say, "I've got a bad feeling about this drop."
We're on an express elevator to hell, Going Down!
38...simulated.
How many combat drops?
2...........including this one
I am The Ultimate Badass!
You're a robot... :)
Quote from: Dan Grant on Aug 28, 2015, 11:34:35 PM
You're a robot... :)
I prefer the term artificial human.
Guess she don't like the Corn bread neither
Boys definitely got a corn cob up his a**.
Somma that Arcturian poontang...
The one that you had was male.
"Its the cat...."
It doesnt matter when its Arcturian ;)
they mostly come at night, mostly ;D
I can get you off....maybe not the boat..
"Most animals retreat from fire....yes?"
Is this mother gonna try for us all..
I'm the Monsters Mother
Yoohoo....Hey f**kface...come and get me
This thing is really p*ssed off!
The part where we're running around in a dark f**king maze with this thing chasing us.
OPEN FIRE!!
There's definitely something in here with us..
Let's ROCK!!!!!
Then they're right on us!...
This was her idea.
Where the f**k are the army guys!
It's game time.
" I thought you were dead....?"
Their signs are low but they ain't dead.
We had a deal: It dies then you!
Otherwise f*ck you. Go kill yourself.
I'd rather stay here with the things, man.
Let's bug out and call it even ok?
Hudson may be right...
"We go back and get them..we don't leave our people behind"
They're Dead, they're all dead, Can I go now?
Don't be afraid, I'm part of the family.
This is Rumor control.....here are the facts..
"at Nineteen Hundred Hours an EE model crash landed during the morning watch...there was one survivor,2 dead and a droid that was hopelessly smashed to bits"
This is from memory...so it doesn't sound lie an exact quote. ;)
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Sep 21, 2015, 09:22:09 PM
"at Nineteen Hundred Hours an EE model crash landed during the morning watch...there was one survivor,2 dead and a droid that was hopelessly smashed to bits"
This is from memory...so it doesn't sound lie an exact quote. ;)
You we're so close to spot on it hurts. Lol... 337 model eev. And a Droid that was hopelessly smashed beyond repair.
WE'VE ALL TAKEN THE VOW!!!...
Yeah shut yer gob Morse.
What brother means to say is.. we view the presence of any outsider....especially a woman.
What brother means to say is that we view the presence of any outsider, especially a woman, as a violation of the harmony, a potential break of the spiritual harmony that gets us through each day and keeps us sane.
" I thought women weren't allowed...."
Well we've never had any before
F@@@ing Android!!!!
Outstanding. ..now all we need is a deck of cards
Oh yeah, sure. With *those* things running around? You can count *me* out.
That's right man
Stab that f**ker are you crazy(if AVP can do it why not)
Oh yeah, I forgot. You're the guy who made the deal with God to live forever
Don't hold it like that..hold it like this. You're gonna f*cking kill someone ya f*cking moron
All they have to do is run down the damn corridor.
Quote from: xeno_alpha_07 on Sep 26, 2015, 07:02:31 PM
All they have to do is run down the damn corridor.
More hard than that!
If she is she's in the furnace...She's in the lead works with the beast. ..
Trust me
We can't allow it to live.... every thing we know would be in jeopardy...
Bring back life form. Priority One. All other considerations secondary.
Please? For me?
Think of ALL that we can learn from it!
What do you put in this shit..battery acid?
Guess she don't like the cornbread either.
Die Mo********r
Oh you want some of this to? F**k you!
It's got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it.
You have my sympathies
"Now all we need is a deck of cards..."
One of us will just have to go out there. Take a portable...terminal and go out there...
Sure....with those things running around...you can count me out.
I may be synthetic but I'm not stupid.
Yeah. Good idea. Bishop should go.
"Your gonna need a bigger cage" Aaron / 85
There's definitely something in here with us..
It's like a Lion, stays close to the Zebra's
"This is rumor control....here are the facts"
that aint so good...
This thing is really Ticked off (Trailer version lol)
Quote from: Whiskeybrewer on Nov 20, 2015, 07:09:44 PM
This thing is really Ticked off (Trailer version lol)
O really.
Man this floor's freezing!
everybody on line, lookin' good...
Drake, check your camera, there seems to be a malfunction
Quote from: Vasquez, J on Nov 20, 2015, 09:35:05 PM
everybody on line, lookin' good...
Drake, check your camera, there seems to be a malfunction
Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
No. Have you?
Look into my eye.
please kill meeee
Quote from: Vasquez, J on Nov 13, 2018, 09:38:33 PM
please kill meeee
They might kill all of you, just for having seen it.
Eyy, Hicks, man, you look just I feel.
Anybody ever tell you you look dead, man?
Hey, what're you doing, man? What're you doing?
I need to re-educate some of the brothers.
Quit messin' around, Drake!
Right
*gathers all the goodness from his sinuses, hocks a loogie*
. . . Quit screwin' around.
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
Is that tobacco? Is that tobacco in your respirator?
You can hear them sigh and wish to die, you can see them wink the other eye, at the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo.
You're just too bad.
*gets slapped*
It was...it was a bad call.
F***ing A!
Well maybe we got em' demoralized.
OK, is there one of those little pocket-size books full of nothing but Hudson quotes?
Hey, man, I don't mean to rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 14, 2018, 11:27:06 PM
we're not gonna last seventeen hours!
He was very specific about it
Drake! We are leaving!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 15, 2018, 12:27:53 AM
Drake! We are leaving!
Bag the head, we're taking it with us.
I admire its purity.
Not me, man!
My own recipe, way more dangerous.
Thanks for the coffee.
A man of taste.
Every meal's a banquet. Every paycheck's a fortune!
You don't see them f*cking each other over for a god-damned percentage.
One more meal before bed time. I'm buying!
Looks like the new lieutenant's too good to eat with the rest of us grunts.
Eat this!
What's this crap supposed to be?
Death, of course.
Guess she dont like the cornbread either
This is wheat, I know wheat.
Come On Man, the food aint that bad
Well, you know what it's made of.
...some of that Arturian poontang.
It's good for you, boy. Eat it.
Magnificent, isn't it?
The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
^
I wanted to thank you for what you said back there.
:laugh:
It's paranoid delusion, it's really sad.
;)
That is crazy! That is horseshit!
That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over!
This is Rumour Control. Here are the Facts
Are you finished?
Hey look, I know we're all in strung out shape. But stay frosty. And alert. We can't afford to let one of those bastards in here.
Right.
All we got here is s**t
You don't know that.
Come on man, the food ain't that bad.
Enjoy your meal!
Jesus, what did you put in this sh*t? battery acid?
Guess she don't like the cornbread, either.
She makes quite an impression.
She'll breed. You'll die. Everyone in the company will die.
Why don't you put her in charge?
This s**t aint exactly approved by Congress
It's, uh, not exactly out of the manual, is it?
I can't lie to you about your chances.
What exactly are we dealing with here?
Mr. Parker and I feel that the bonus situation has never been on a, an equitable level.
Hudson, give us a break!
We haven't – Can we just talk about the bonus situation, lets discuss the bonus situation.
I guess we'll just count you out of everything!
Good idea.
Oh yeah! Uh, before we dock, I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation. Brett and I, we think we oughta... we deserve full shares, right baby?
Why don't ya just f*ck off?
Well, there goes our salvage guys...
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 17, 2018, 09:51:10 PM
Why don't ya just f*ck off?
:laugh:
Uh, what'd you say, Rip? Come back here....
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Nov 17, 2018, 09:53:53 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 17, 2018, 09:51:10 PM
Why don't ya just f*ck off?
:laugh:
Uh, what'd you say, Rip? Come back here....
;)
If you have any trouble, I'll be on the bridge.
I am the ultimate badass!
*obligatory out-of-context quote*
State of the badass art!
Knock it off, Hudson.
Is he still alive or what?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 17, 2018, 10:11:24 PM
Is he still alive or what?
I don't recognize this place... :-\
Maybe it's like an ant hive?
Excuse me sir, a... a what?
He's breeding an alien species.
It's a bug hunt. What exactly are we dealing with here?
It's an 8-foot creature of some kind with acid for blood, and it arrived on your spaceship. It kills on sight, and is generally unpleasant.
It's a beauty sir.
I feel dead.
In the interest of public health, I'm performing an autopsy.
I'd rather be eating something else, if you know what i mean
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 18, 2018, 03:59:54 AM
In the interest of public health, I'm performing an autopsy.
I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie. ::)
You never said anything about an android being on board, why not?
"Dallas it has to go back...."
We don't leave our people behind.
Bishop should go
Where man? There's nothing back here.
Ash? Go with him.
Ash is a robot!
I prefer the term "artificial person" myself.
Don't let that fool you. I'm really an ok guy.
We Waste Him!
Not me, man!
It's the only way to be sure.
Do it, Bishop.
I say we grease this rat-f*ck son of a b*tch right now.
Wake Up Pendejo, Im Gonna Kill You
Why the hell don't you guys just freeze him?
Looks like love at first sight to me.
We are well aware of your feelings in this matter. You will be pleased to know that I have requested a rescue team.
Hey, man, I don't mean to rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours!
Nonsense, we'll keep the bodies on ice until the rescue team arrives.
They mostly come at night . . . mostly.
How do you know?
It's stencilled on the back of your shorts.
It wasnt me, It wasnt meeeeee
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
RIP...LEEEE!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Nov 24, 2018, 12:30:49 PM
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
What's this 85 business?
I gotta re-educate some of the brothers.
"Animals retreat from fire...yes?"
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you?
Cornbread I think.
"Can I finish my coffee..? It's the only good thing on this ship."
The ship and her entire crew are gone. If you're receiving this transmission, make no attempt to come to its point of origin.
He's right. There's nothing back here.
It's the Cat
I don't know which species is worse.
oh c'mon
Quit screwin' around.
it won't make any difference ;D
Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?
He's coming in. I feel safer already.
We'd better get back 'cause it'll be dark soon and they mostly come at night. Mostly.
Women!
They ain't paying us enough for this sh*t.
My company paid a trillion dollars to find this place and to bring you here.
That's not our system!
That's country roads!
Watch your step, brother.
I know John Denver.
But how do you know?
Why don't you just f**k off?
Right 85's in charge
85's gonna be in charge, Jesus Christ give us a break!
Well I'm out of ideas!
That's just freakin' great! Now what're we gonna do?
Run a bypass.
That's the plan. You have my word on it.
I repeat, all other priorities are rescinded.
Aye-firmative!
(chuckles) We're improvising.
Why don't you put her in charge?
Get away from her you bitch!
She'll breed. You'll die. Everyone in the company will die.
She is f%&kable isn't she?
She's bad*ss man, I mean BIG.
State of the badass art
White Room. Chair. Carlo Bugatti Throne Chair. Piano. Steinway Concert Grand. Art. The Nativity by Pierro Della Francesca.
Nothing much works here!
Look man, I only need to know one thing. Where they are.
No video surveillance, no f**king ice-cream!
That's a bunch of horseshit. We can take off without that.
Right
I have a problem with this.
You secure that shit, Hudson.
How about... if I sit here on my arse?
You're just too bad.
Yeah, but it's a dry heat
Want to get me some clothes, or should I just go like this?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Nov 28, 2018, 04:05:47 PM
Want to get me some clothes, or should I just go like this?
Stop yer grinnin' and drop your linen!
I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang!
We can't afford to let even one of those bast*rds in here.
Oh, sure! With those things running around? You can count me out!
In space no one can hear you scream. The ship will automatically destruct in T-minus five minutes.
Punch it Bishop!
This thing is really Ticked Off
A survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Maybe we got 'em demoralized.
Parker, I don't want any heroics outta you.
You got a better idea?
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Gee, would you, sir? I'd like that.
You secure that Hudson!
I say that we abandon this ship! We get the shuttle and just get the hell out of here. We take our chances and just hope that somebody will pick us up.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Nov 30, 2018, 06:13:51 PM
I say that we abandon this ship! We get the shuttle and just get the hell out of here. We take our chances and just hope that somebody will pick us up.
My company paid a trillion dollars to find this place and to bring you here. Had you raised the money yourself, Mr. Holloway, we'd happily be following your "
agenda". But you didn't and that makes you an employee.
Cheers!
They can bill me.
...42 million in adjusted dollars.
Quit screwin' around!
Is that how it's done?
We're on the honor system.
Not me, man!
Let's go over the bonus situation. We haven't... Can we just talk about the bonus situation?
They ain't paying us enough for this shit.
Would you just listen to the man!
How do I get outta this chickenshit outfit?
You secure that shit Hudson.
- I am the only one allowed to do Hudson quotes. Lol [emoji854]
Quote from: Vermillion on Dec 02, 2018, 12:39:40 AM
You secure that shit Hudson.
- I am the only one allowed to do Hudson quotes. Lol [emoji854]
Then how am I supposed to properly enjoy Hudson's NECA figure when I get one? Also, Drake doesn't have enough lines.
Shit shit!
- Drake realizing he's outta ammo
Quote from: Vermillion on Dec 02, 2018, 01:36:57 AM
Shit shit!
- Drake realizing he's outta ammo
Thanks for the help. Do you want a medal?
Are we going to sleep all the way home?
Sleep tight. I'll wake you when we arrive.
Back to the old freezerinos.
Damn, this floor is freezing!
You want me to fetch your slippers for you?
Looks like love at first site to me!
If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with, love the one you're with.
That's f**king beautiful, man.
That's just freaking great!
Now what the f**k're we supposed to do?
We're just following orders.
We're in some real fruity shit, now, man!
Wait a second. We're gonna be covered in shit?
We're not gonna last seventeen hours.
You were out there for 57 years!
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 02, 2018, 09:04:18 PM
Wait a second. We're gonna be covered in shit?
(What movie is that from?)
With a little luck, the network will pick me up.
Come on, you bastards!
Come on, you too!
I've gotta hold it here.
...f**k!
Knock it off, Hudson.
Yeah, shape up - what are you some kinda parrot?
Hello my baby! Hello my honey...
Whatever that probe is picking up, it's a lifeform.
Quote from: Perfect-Organism on Dec 03, 2018, 04:52:59 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 02, 2018, 09:04:18 PM
Wait a second. We're gonna be covered in shit?
(What movie is that from?)
AVPR
Uh, sir? We have a negative situation here. Moving on, sir.
The army thinks about containment first. They can't risk this getting any worse.
We're still marines and we've got a job to do.
Why dontcha put her in charge?!
What is this, the Titanic? Screw the women and children first shit, man.
You're just too bad.
Do you still trust me with a needle?
"Head bite" with curtain in the way.
Arghhhhhh!
You can count me out!
On my mark.
5
4
3
2
1
Mark
We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!
*Hicks immediately conks out.*
It's just the natural side effects of such an unusually long hypersleep.
Someone wake up Hicks
Whoopie-f**king-do.
You always were an A*****e Gorman
What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
We don't even know if it'd have any effect.
Hey, quit messin' around!
Big things have small beginnings
Guess i must make you uncomfortable
I am the ultimate badass!
You know, I expected more from you. I thought you'd be smarter than this.
That wasn't funny, man.
Right.
Whenever he says anything you say "right," Brett, you know that?
I may be Synthetic, but im not stupid
What do you want me to do? Fetch your slippers for you?
You, boy! You're coming with us.
What? Is that a joke?
It's your choice now brother... Serve in heaven.... or reign in hell?
You can count me out!
::)
I gotta re-educate some of the brothers...
This doesn't make any Goddamn sense.
How about some music, Mother?
Mommy!
Get that foolish woman back to the infirmary!
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen
You can tend to your private parts yourself.
Knock it off, Hudson.
I suppose that does deserve an explanation.
I don't care if you are short Hudson, just get it done!
This ain't happening, man, this ain't happening.
It was a Bad Call
Why? Why are the innocent punished?
Because your ass is already on the line.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet...or on your f**king knees...begging?
You know, no matter how many times you see it, the sight of a woman all...strapped into a chair like that just....mmm
These people are dead BURKE!!
Well, well... so many good souls.
All double y chromos..
Rumour control
Here's something to dampen your spirits.
Well that's a switch!
Inner hatch open
What about the bonus situation
What about our lives you sonofab*tch!
What about the other dropship on the Sulaco?
Are you crazy? You still wanna bring those things back to earth!?
Earth, man. What a shithole.
I don't care. I wanna go home and party.
Let's rock!!
Not me, man!
Get back on the horse!
Right. So how are we gonna do that?
The only way he could do it is if he sabotaged certain freezers on the way home.
Just like old times.
We're doomed, we're f&cked!
Quote from: Vermillion on Dec 10, 2018, 04:56:51 AM
We're doomed, we're f&cked!
How could you get those backwards? You were supposed to be Hudson!?
Anyway, back on topic
I'm sick of your bullsh*t :D
Ah, the intellectual speaks.
Did IQs drop sharply while I was away?
Alright 85
I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies.
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 10, 2018, 05:10:45 AM
Quote from: Vermillion on Dec 10, 2018, 04:56:51 AM
We're doomed, we're f&cked!
How could you get those backwards? You were supposed to be Hudson!?
Anyway, back on topic
I'm sick of your bullsh*t :D
Lol. I was on a plane from Jamaica.
Shut up!
-Hicks
Temporarily got out of your chickenshit outfit?
Hicks, man, you look just like I feel.
He's going to look like Phantom of the Opera.
Not enough to wake up to your face Drake
f**k!
Even in the future nothing works.
(Guess the movie reference)
Quote from: Vermillion on Dec 14, 2018, 01:35:02 AM
Even in the future nothing works.
(Guess the movie reference)
Spaceballs.
When does this happen in the movie?!
Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
What happened to then?
We past then
When?
Just now. We're at now now.
Go back to then
When
Now?
Now.
I can't.
Why?
We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will then be now?
Soon.
Right.
Right there. God does not build in straight lines.
Perfect organism.
I prefer the term Artificial Person myself.
F*cking android.
Quote from: Perfect-Organism on Dec 14, 2018, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on Dec 14, 2018, 06:27:58 PM
Perfect organism.
You admire it. ;-)
(Poor TheKurgan. His quote got dissed.)
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 14, 2018, 09:23:32 PM
Quote from: Perfect-Organism on Dec 14, 2018, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on Dec 14, 2018, 06:27:58 PM
Perfect organism.
You admire it. ;-)
(Poor TheKurgan. His quote got dissed.)
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Must've been a hell of a fight!
Roger that's a two one six.
Five by five!
Can't be, that's inside the room.
Run Jude, Run as fast as you can
Where man?
Yeah, and I'm smart enough to wait for some firepower to show up before we fight this thing!
Guess we'll just count you out of everything then.
That's right, man. I'll go. I mean, I'm the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway.
The cargo lift is not designed for deep space launch. I don't know if it would survive the stresses of entry.
There's a short cut across the roof (or route... I have no idea what Newt really said there).
Wait! Newt!
Hudson!
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
f**k you!
What? Is that a joke?
I never joke about John Denver
Whoopie f**kin' do
Its game time!
Now all we need is a deck of cards.
There's no visible activity.
Nobody touch nothin'.
I got readings in front and behind!
Watch your fingers.
Don't touch that.
It's a very expensive piece of machinery.
I prefer the term "artificial person" myself.
Bring me that tea.
What do you put in this shit, Battery Acid?
Just for colour.
It's the only thing good on this ship.
All personal, this is the captain. Brace for entry. That means you too, Vickers.
We're on an express elevator to hell! Goin' down! . . . Wooooohooooooo!
Looking gorgeous from up here Faris. It's a good thing you're driving, and not the old man.
Okay Frost, you're drivin'!
You sure you can drive that thing? All right, I'll get on the gun.
We got nukes, knives, sharp sticks!
Space Marines Atack! Let's Rock! 8)
This is a scientific expedition. No Weapons.
My own recipe....way more dangerous.
I'm considering whatever keeps us alive.
Take us home!
That's a chance we have to take.
There's some Juicy Colonist's daughters we have to rescue from their virginity
I'll volunteer to be in the first group to go out.
You're gonna get us all killed.
I'm going to try and remove one of the digitals.
You're going do what?
Fry half a city with this puppy.
Must be a chick thing.
Not me, man!
You disturbed people
Check those corners!
I know why you're working in the region where she went missing. You're still looking, aren't you?
You read it, I thought it was clear.
I've got readings in front and behind.
It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby
Rumor Control, here are the facts.
We're in some real fruity shit now, man!
This is why you need to do Yoga!
Yeah man, its a dry heat!
Yoga with Hudson. That sounds like it's actually be fun.
They ain't paying us enough for this.
My mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones. But there are. The damn company.
I'm the monster's mother.
Mommy, why did you leave Daddy? (AVP R)
You're very direct
Father's dead a**hole.
Where're your parents?
Four more weeks
Well that's a switch
Get that foolish woman back to the infirmary
They just want the beast. You know that.
You must let me have it!
Hudson, shut up.
I really appreciate your affections
It's not an engagement ring or anything.
What the hell?!
When one note is off, it eventually destroys the whole symphony David.
That's f**king beautiful, man.
What about you?
I'm really an ok guy.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 21, 2018, 05:00:54 PM
That's f**king beautiful, man.
To compose something so majestic, one could die happy. If one died.
Quote from: The Cruentus on Dec 21, 2018, 05:16:32 PM
I'm really an ok guy.
Bullshit
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Dec 21, 2018, 05:16:48 PM
To compose something so majestic, one could die happy. If one died.
ah...Entry of the Gods into Valhalla...a little anemic without the orchestra.
Bring me this tea.
I was not made to serve.
You are my creation.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay. Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare. The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Byron
All this, all these wonders of art and design, of human ingenuity, all are utterly meaningless in the face of the only question that matters...
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
I say we grease this rat-f**k son of a bitch right now!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 22, 2018, 03:57:28 PM
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Dec 22, 2018, 05:24:38 PM
I say we grease this rat-f**k son of a bitch right now!
That's the spirit!
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 22, 2018, 05:33:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 22, 2018, 03:57:28 PM
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
:laugh:
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 22, 2018, 05:33:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 22, 2018, 03:57:28 PM
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new asshole model they're putting out? ;D
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 22, 2018, 05:48:19 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 22, 2018, 05:33:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 22, 2018, 03:57:28 PM
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new asshole model they're putting out? ;D
They're making you guys pretty close, huh?
Wanna get me some clothes, or should I just go like this?
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 22, 2018, 06:02:47 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 22, 2018, 05:48:19 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 22, 2018, 05:33:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 22, 2018, 03:57:28 PM
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new asshole model they're putting out? ;D
They're making you guys pretty close, huh?
Assholes and elbows!
Quote from: Perfect-Organism on Dec 22, 2018, 06:48:45 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 22, 2018, 06:02:47 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 22, 2018, 05:48:19 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 22, 2018, 05:33:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 22, 2018, 03:57:28 PM
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new asshole model they're putting out? ;D
They're making you guys pretty close, huh?
Assholes and elbows!
Hey sarge, you'll get lip cancer smokin' those!
I don't care if you are short Hudson, get it done.
Not me, man!
Stop your grinning and drop your linen.
I feel like I've been in this place a month
It's just natural side effects of such an unusually long hypersleep
Do the thing with the knife.
Look into my eye.
Die Motherf****r
Eat this!
Blam!
Ahhhhahhah
This ain't happening, man, this ain't happening.
This son of a bitch is huge!
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:laugh:
Stop your grinnin', and drop your linen
Found'em?
Alright, we waste him. No offense.
How do you say 'scared shitless' in Italian?
Hjewis Jasma
Somebody wake up Hicks.
It's Christmas! You need a Holiday to show that time is still moving..
Yeah. Ship's very good. Congratulations on meeting you're maker.
Come on, quit messin' around.
You're just too bad.
Knock it off, Hudson.
Is that Tobacco in your respirator?
Hudson! Come here!
Smooth and by the numbers
No trouble, no fights
No problem. Oh, I forgot. You're the guy that's made a deal with God to live forever, huh? And all the rest of you pussies can sit it out too. Me and her will do all the fighting.
Good idea
You're very kind at heart, you know.
T H A T W A S N' T F U N N Y, M A N!
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Has anyone noticed that half this thread is Hudson talking to himself?
Y O U C A N C O U N T M E O U T!
Short controlled bursts.
What are you? Some kinda parrot?
G A M E O V E R M A N! G A M E O V E R!
Are you finished!?
No.
They can bill me.
Yeah, watch us!
T H I S A I N' T H A P P E N I N G, M A N!
Everybody, listen up! Gather round. When I was a kid growing up in Italy, you know what they call a moon that big? La luna del cacciatore.
You're not reading it right
I T' S R E A D I N G R I G H T, M A N, L O O K!
You're very kind. Anytime, anywhere.
Earth! What a sh*thole!
This place isn't what we thought it was. They aren't what we thought they were. I was wrong. We were so wrong.
Five meters man, four?!
What the hell?!?!?
We've got to get him inside
Any casualties?
Its Just the Cat
Alright lets waste him, no offence!.
Kitty crap
I heard that
You're Godd*mn right!
Uh, before we dock, I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation.
Oh would you knock it off
Right
That's bullsh*t.
Lambert crying hysterically
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*Hudson's screeching when he gets dragged under the floor panels.*
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Shoot it out!
Why the hell don't you guys just freeze him?
W H Y D O N T C H A P U T H E R I N C H A R G E?!
Hudson, run a bypass
We got a live one!
Definitely inside the barricades.
Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you!
I wanna get this thing and I need you to do it
I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies.
Flamethrower! Move!
Let's just bug out an call it even okay?
F**k! He's dead, you're dog meat pal!
I know. Have a good journey, Mr. Weyland
Try harder
I never joke about John Denver
Jeez, lady, can I just leave my underwear?
Quote from: Stitch on Jan 02, 2019, 04:46:55 AM
Jeez, lady, can I just leave my underwear?
The
Alien dialogue thread. :laugh:
Knock it off hudson.
Right
Quote from: The Cruentus on Jan 02, 2019, 11:35:33 AM
Quote from: Stitch on Jan 02, 2019, 04:46:55 AM
Jeez, lady, can I just leave my underwear?
The Alien dialogue thread. :laugh:
Knock it off hudson.
So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meat grinder.
N O T
M E,
M A N!
The Sarge is gone. Let's gets the f**k out of here!
Alright, shut up both of you! SHUT UP!!!
Man, you look just like I feel.
You don't know that
You're ghostin' us, motherf*cker.
You're dogmeat, pal!
E-A. T-M. E.
I think you owe me an answer. Being in my bed's got nothing to do with it.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 03, 2019, 01:30:59 AM
You're ghostin' us, motherf*cker.
Voodoo's gone off the rails.
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60 maybe 70 families.
I said wait for the Bloody signal!
A transmission? Out here?
Y O U C A N C O U N T M E O U T!
Perfectly safe, I assure you. Take a look, something to see.
H O W D O I G E T O U T O F T H I S C H I C K E N S H I T O U T F I T?
On an express elevator to hell
You have my Sympathies
"Where's Earth..?"
It's a shit hole
"You can walk on it...."
walk in the park
We're in the pipe, 5 by 5
W O O O O O O H H O O O O O!
"Mother wants to talk to you..."
I'll be on the bridge
"Lambert get me out of here..."
Me and her will do all the fighting
Awwwwwww F**K!
It's "fork."
Nothing terribly formidable
Knives, sharp sticks
No F***ing Ice Cream
Can I dream?
W O O P I E - F U C K I N G - D O O.
When you close your eyes, do you dream of me?
No one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams...
Not enough to have to wake up to your face, Drake.
C O M E O N, Q U I T M E S S I N' A R O U N D!
Give Kane to Ash, you get back to work.
You do your job, and let me do mine. Yes?
W E J U S T G O T O U R A S S E S K I C K E D, P A L!
A walk in the park!
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Knock off the SH*T!
Do it fast!
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You secure that shit, Hudson.
We got brothers in trouble!
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What about our lives you sonofab*tch!
Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
What are you waiting for?
You want a piece of me? You ugly sonuvabee-AAGGHHH
What? Is that a joke?
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jan 09, 2019, 07:14:29 PM
What? Is that a joke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahlZdAowSf8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahlZdAowSf8)
I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!
Even the monkeys stood upright at some point.
I know better
Yep. Ok. Right.
Oops! I didn't realize that this is only for the
Alien films.
"I'm thinking! Unless somebody has got a better idea...we'll proceed with Dallas' plan."
That's just f**king great.
Must be a Chick Thing
She is severely f***able, isn't she?
"This is a really good show.."
Movement!
T A L K T O M E, H U D S O N!
Watch your fingers
I'll do the fingering.
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
Then I'd give her the wink, and the dirty smile.
Treat a rabbit queen like a whore and a whore like a rabbit queen.
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Y O U' R E J U S T T O O B A D.
She's bada** man, I mean big
I like to keep this handy, for close encounters
I feel safer already
Fall back at the Incinerator
Let's make it to the furnace.
We're in the pipe, five by five!
Picking up some hull ionization
Another Glorious Day in the Corp
D A M N, T H I S F L O O R' S F R E E Z I N' !
You're very direct.
G E E, W O U L D Y O U, S I R? I' D L I K E T H A T.
I'm ready man. Ready to GET...IT...ON!
T H E Y A I N' T P A Y I N G U S E N O U G H F O R T H I S.
It's not in my contract to do this kind of duty
"There's a clause in the contract...that states"
Why the f*ck can't we wait for the company and have some guns on our side?
Distephano, take their weapons
*head crushed
Lol
I can see where this is going...
She is severely F******e isnt she
Q U I T M E S S I N G A R O U N D, D R A K E.
We've 25 prisoners in this facility
Alright, we got seven canisters of CN-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fcking nest.
Maybe it's like an ant hive?
Did IQs just drop sharply when I was away?
Affirmative
H U D S O N, S I R. H E' S H I C K S.
It was a Bad Call
There's something in here?!
Magnificent, isn't it.
I S T H I S G O N N A B E A S T A N D U P F I G H T, S I R, O R A N O T H E R B U G H U N T?
Hey, Ripley. I heard you, like, ran into these things before?
I died.
Q U I T S C R E W I N' A R O U N D.
You have my sympathy
I want to help, but I need to know what's going on. Or what you think is going on.
There goes our salvage
Quote from: Vermillion on Jan 18, 2019, 04:38:27 AM
There goes our salvage sanity.
Makes more sense here.
D O I T, B I S H O P.
I don't know which species is worse
Doesnt matter if its Arcturian baby
I only need to know one thing, where they are.
Secure that shit, Hudson!
Now sit the hell down
Y O U' R E J U S T T O O B A D.
It happens my dear, because that's what the company wants to happen
What are my chances?
Well below the line
W O O P I E F U C K I N G D O O.
Hello Bishop????
...No
G A M E O V E R, M A N! G A M E O V E R!
Let's rock!
T H E Y' R E C O M I N' O U T T A T H E G O D D A M N W A L L S!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 23, 2019, 12:47:28 PM
T H E Y' R E C O M I N' O U T T A T H E G O D D A M N W A L L S!
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Die MotherF$&ker!
C O M E O N, Y O U B A S T A R D S
"Alien hiss and screech" :laugh:
RIPLEY!
B guns down 50%
Burke!! Open this door!
Shoot it out!
You're immune, they're not!
Christ kid, look out!
Get back to operations!
It's game time
This thing is really P****d Off
I laugh every time I hear this in Alien3 when Andrews is taken into the air ducts.
"Fu@k!"
Yes, thank you Mr. Dillon.
This is rumor control, here are the facts.
I don't want no more bullshit around here!
We got problems, we stand together!
Don't you start bullshitting Dillon.
We're gonna be trapped in here like rats.
Well... I'm out of ideas!
Shut the f*ck up and stop causing PANIC!!
You're so stupid you couldn't even spell it!
Like I said, what's wrong with that?
*Hudson spits in the acid hole.*
It looks like some sort of secreted resin
Quit screwing around
Easy there sugar dick
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This is what happens when one of these dumb sonsofb*tches walks around here with a hard-on.
Thrill me will ya?
I'd be happy to kiss her a**. I'd be happy to kiss her anywhere she wants.
If you'll indulge me, I'd like to change the world.
This is rumour control. Here are the facts.
Q U I T M E S S I N' A R O U N D, D R A K E.
Quit griping.
Roger, that's a two one six
Outstanding
I expect not
You...crash landed in an EEV
Wait a minute. I've got it. The Rigid Ghost. That's the best damn rubber on the market. I got four of my seven illegitimate children using this condom.
Must be a chick thing
I seem to have fallen down a cliff. I'm still alive, but I'm very badly injured. I think my legs are broken. I'll try to stand. Yes, they are broken. Perhaps you could toss me a band-aid... or some antibacterial cream. I'm in an extraordinarily large amount of pain. The bone has gone through the skin. I fear it might be gangrenous. The wound is beginning to smell a little like almonds... which is not good. Please? No one? Sorry. I'll try the other leg.
Austin Powers quote of Will Ferrell?
Baron is derailing, man.
That's great! That's Just fu&$ing great man!
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W E' R E I N S O M E R E A L F R U I T Y S H I T, N O W, M A N!
Knock it off Hudson!
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We tolerate everybody, even the intolerable
Old School.
You're dog-meat pal!
We're talking about Hudson, right?
Affirmative
Yeah.
I can see that man eating a coaster.
You're confined to the infirmary!!
No, you're f*cked.
... IQ's just dropped sharply...
Drop your linen
Probably something we haven't seen before.
I admire its purity
How long til it blows?
17 days
Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!
F**K!
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
You're not reading it right!
That's not our system
Contact Traffic Control
Looks like love at first sight.
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Quote from: Vermillion on Feb 02, 2019, 03:07:15 PM
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Same.
Also
before I panic again, do you wanna be interviewed for the Members' thread?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 02, 2019, 03:09:12 PM
Quote from: Vermillion on Feb 02, 2019, 03:07:15 PM
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Same.
Also before I panic again, do you wanna be interviewed for the Members' thread?
Is that a thing?
Quote from: Perfect-Organism on Feb 02, 2019, 05:37:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 02, 2019, 03:09:12 PM
Quote from: Vermillion on Feb 02, 2019, 03:07:15 PM
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Same.
Also before I panic again, do you wanna be interviewed for the Members' thread?
Is that a thing?
It is. The sequel just came out.
Wow, look at those ammo counters go
What are you? Some kind of Parrot?
I don't care. I wanna go home and party.
Walking distance?
I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.
Spoiler
Can we please get this back to Alien-film-only dialogue soon? :)
Spoiler
Ya, I'm leaving this thread. It was supposed to be silly fun. And it was. It actually had some very funny and clever moments when people dug deep and matched up some esoteric quotes. Now it's just become a free for all with people disrespecting the rules of the game. Ok you win. Well done.
Game over man! Game over!
Spoiler
It wasn't my fault, was it?
No Rabbit.
Quote from: Perfect-Organism on Feb 03, 2019, 11:49:11 AM
Spoiler
Ya, I'm leaving this thread. It was supposed to be silly fun. And it was. It actually had some very funny and clever moments when people dug deep and matched up some esoteric quotes. Now it's just become a free for all with people disrespecting the rules of the game. Ok you win. Well done.
Game over man! Game over!
Spoiler
Yeah, I'm outta here until it gets back on track and stays that way for awhile.
Last word. I can't lie to you about your chances, but...you have my sympathies :)
*insert grumpy Drake pic here*
They ain't paying us enough for this mess.
There is a clause in your contract...
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 05, 2019, 01:29:24 AM
I think I deleted all my replies in this thread.
Did result in Huggs talking to himself for a bit.
I never talk to myself.
Yes I do.
Shut Up!
I'm so mean to me.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 08, 2019, 01:33:57 AM
There is a clause in your contract...
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 05, 2019, 01:29:24 AM
I think I deleted all my replies in this thread.
Did result in Huggs talking to himself for a bit.
I never talk to myself.
Yes I do.
Shut Up!
I'm so mean to me.
I talk to myself, too.
Sometimes.
Not all the time. Mainly around that time of the month. Or when I'm baking.
Must be a chick thing. ;D
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 08, 2019, 02:17:22 AM
Must be a chick thing. ;D
It's hard to explain.
Stay Frosty
Talk to me Hudson!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 02:36:44 AM
N O T M E, M A N!
And with that, the thread is officially alive again.
G E E, W O U L D Y O U, S I R? I' D L I K E T H A T.
Parker would you just listen to the man?
Let's hear it.
Way more dangerous
My own recipe.
It's good for you, boy, eat it.
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Knock off the shit!
I think i found Vincent
What are we gonna do now?
F+ck!!
I can get you off. Maybe not the ship.
Maybe not the boat.
As you wish captain. This way...
I'm going to seriously f=ck up your perfect composure
Get on the ready line!
GET TO THE CHOPPER!
(AVPR)
This one needs refueling
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Alright, knock it off!
Something passed overhead here. Cut the tops off the trees.
It looks melted
You still don't know what are you dealing with.
Run a bypass
W H A T? I S T H A T A J O K E?
It shouldn't damage the little bastard
Man, this is a really good show.
We're improvising
The guy's crazy, and he smells bad-
I ain't going out with him anymore.
As I thought
I T' S T H E O N L Y W A Y T O B E S U R E.
All sorts of tests have to be made
No pictures!
What's wrong with that?
So we should all stick to our set routines and not get unduly agitated. Correct? All right. Thank you, gentlemen.
I'm not free-climbing here.
And certainly
N O T M E, M A N!
The sooner we patch this up, the sooner we can get outta here.
Back to the ol' freeze-arinos.
All of this, to start a new life.
Are you that next visionary?
It was my duty.
Wouldn't surprise me...
I wanna open my presents
I'd be delighted.
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 01:46:16 AM
I'd be delighted.
Just make sure you don't put your hands on the end of it.
We've all taken the vow!
How about, I sit here on my arse?
I admire its purity
Christ kid lookout!
Shoot it out!
It was Burke.
Look, those two specimens are worth millions to the bio-weapons division. And all this, this bullshit that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!
These people are dead Burke!!
It's the chance of a lifetime, you must let me have it! It's a magnificent specimen!
A perfect organism.
You are... a beautiful, beautiful butterfly.
Lonely perfection
It has to go back
Are they alive?
I don't know yet.
N O T M E, M A N!Spoiler
It's just not the same without the colors and shit.
You're just to bad
Stop your grinning and drop linen.
Quick, easy and painless.
And more than a little melodramatic.
Now sit the hell down
In what way?
I have a very good reason.
I expect not
God will take care of you now sister!
Is that a joke?
We've got a good place to wait here.
We never should've landed on this damn ball
What's this crap supposed to be?
Arcturian Poontang
No F***ing Ice Cream
Is that a joke?
No, f**king, way.
You get back to work.
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
Whoops. Sorry. Well, try this:
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 04:48:34 PM
You get back to work.
Get away from her, you bitch!
P.S. Word "get" triggers my attention for some reason.
Don't touch that, dangerous honey.
I'll let you tend to your private parts yourself.
Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting me some more of that Arcturian poontang! Remember that time?
Look, I just want to get the hell outta here alright?
You're just grinding metal.
Ease down.
Nobody's perfect, only human, there's no such thing as a perfect human.
You're such a disappointment to me
It's your choice now brother, there are no more me, serve in heaven or reign in hell?
NOT
ME,
MAN!
Yeah you.
As I thought.
I'd rather be nothing.
I'm not surprised.
The food ain't that bad baby.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 08, 2019, 04:13:35 PM
The food ain't that bad baby.
You keep telling me how dumb I am, but at least I'm smart enough not to have a life sentence on this rock.
"f**k you!" -Crowd, Jude prominently.
That's the spirit!
Oh right, I forgot!
You're the guy who made a deal with God to live forever.
Plus thousands
*incomprehensible screeching*
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Do keep at it.
Is that a joke?
Big things have small beginnings
The trick William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
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So help me God, I will find the cord that makes you run and I will cut it.
Try harder
. . . Is that a joke?
Is that how its done?
God damn it, that's not all!
We're crud.
Stop causing panic!
We're in some real fruity shit, now, man!
Great stuff.
I wanna open my presents.
NOT ME, MAN!
Watch your fingers.
It's the chance of a lifetime. You must let me have it.
You're crazy.
Ain't exactly approved by congress
Two thumbs, a pink tongue...
What's this crap supposed to be?
Quinitricetyline
Great stuff.
Like I said, what's wrong with that?
I guess we're almost there.
In what way?
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 02:28:17 AM
In what way?
The f**king robot is going to plug back into the Auriga and land it
according to standard operational procedure.
That is crazy, that is horsesh*t!
This is good. This is very good.
Ship very good.
God will save you now, Sister.
Why can't we wait for the company and have some f***ing guns on our side?
NO
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What do you believe in?
Ash is a goddamn robot!
A perfect organism
Try him again.
Are you a robot?
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 03:10:27 AM
Are you a robot?
I prefer the term artificial person myself.
I never thought I'd see one.
The dragon did it. It wasn't me. Slaughtered 'em like pigs. It feeds on flesh. Why do I get blamed for everything. Nobody can stop it.
F**k
Anytime, anywhere.
It's not like we're engaged or anything
Hudson, shut up.
My room, 10 minutes
Not me, man!
Ready to GET IT ON!
Yeah, you.
Just make d@mn sure not to put your hands on the end of it.
Kill me.
There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
Maybe I should give you one of my special cocktails?
We just got our asses kicked, pal!
Ok. Ok I'm on it.
Where's the damn beacon?
How come you guys don't freeze him?
We're improvising.
GODDAMN YOU!!
That's the spirit
You had me worried there for a second.
This is just an ordinary prod, like a cattle prod.
Right
These were very hard to come by.
So who do I have to f**k to get off this ship?
Not me, man!
Get that Foolish Woman back to the Infirmary
You're just too bad.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 11, 2019, 08:20:02 PM
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Y O U' R E J U S T T O O B A D.
Wierzbowski! WIERZBOWSKI!
Forget him, he's gone!
Goddamn you!
Oops, sorry.
We just got our asses kicked, pal!
Come here.
Come here!
Not me, man!
No no no!
Don't touch it!
Drake! We are LEAVING!
Right now they're being cocooned just like the others.
Just get up here!
I'm attempting to open the door.
Ash! Open the door!
What are you man?
Some kind of parrot?
Not me, man!
It's the only way
Spunkmeyer? Goddammit.
This ain't happenin' man, this ain't happenin!
Gentlemen, I can handle this myself. Feel free to join Miss Vickers.
We're waiting for God to return.
Wierzbowski! WIERZBOWSKI!
Forget him, he's gone!
I guess she don't like the cornbread, either.
Well, there goes our salvage.
Right
Maybe we should put her in charge!?
Is that a joke?
It's what I choose to believe
Look into my eye.
Signing off
Inner hatch open
What're we gonna do now?
Well I'm out of ideas!
Eat this!
It doesn't matter when it's Arturian
Whoopie-f**king-do.
This is Ripley.
We're crud
"Real nice party here..."
Johner ALIEN Rez
Ready, man . . . Ready to get it on!
You do not want to f*ck with me.
Remain intact and undisturbed.
F*ck It, let's go for it!
"Why don't we draw straws....?"
Yeah, man, Bishop should go.
I prefer the term artificial person myself.
I never thought I'd see one
No, have you?
....no.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing. No birds, no animals, nothing.
Maybe we got em' demoralized?
Despair.
Me and my squad of Ultimate Badasses will protect you!
That's the spirit.
F**k!
Not me, man!
It happens my dear, because that's what the company wants to happen.
What are you man, some kinda parrot?
"How bout a little something to lower your spirits..."
Is that a joke?
Oh, no. I'd never kid about John Denver.
Do keep at it.
*spits*
Quit screwin' around.
If you liked that, you're gonna love this.
They're coming outta the goddamn walls! Let's book!
Lucky star
Anytime, anywhere, man!
Hudson, sir, he's Hicks.
Hey, mira, who's Snow White?
Wierzbowski! WIERZBOWSKI!
APONE ! WHERE'S APONE !!!!
N O T M E, M A N!
Right
Spunkmeyer? Goddammit.
I thought you fixed 12 module?
What's this crap supposed to be?
It's unprecedented
It's his boot.
Cornbread, I think.
How's the host doing?
Man, you look just like I feel.
An unexpected benefit of the genetic process
We just got our asses kicked, pal!
We manufacture those, by the way.
Good idea!
Right!
"Muthors interupted the course of our journey..."
That's just f**king great, man!
So i say f**k that thing ! Let's fight it !
Okay 85
Prime the port
Hudson, come here! Come here!
This thing is really P****d Off
I never thought I'd see one.
She thought they said Illegal Alien and Signed Up
It was a bad call
A Bad Call...?! These people are dead Burke!
That's right, man.
We need to do an autopsy
N O T M E, M A N!
If you give me some money, I'd be happy to do it.
I may be Synthetic, but I'm not Stupid
f**king android !
F*ck!!!
Not enough to wake up to your face, Drake.
That's his boot
What's this crap supposed to be?
A waste of perfectly good ammo
Chicks' thing.
"I died..."
For all intents and purposes, she succeeded.
Shit! You're right!
Little girl playin' pirates.
Watch them corners!!
We are leaving!
Bishop, goddam you !
Watch your fingers
Movement!
Not me, man!
Come here. Come here!
Yeah, you.
You don't know that
"You should know..."
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
You're just too bad.
Yeah, that parts right.
"What say...got any biscuits over there?"
Oh, sure! With those things running around?! You can count me out!
"Shut up!"
Just like old times
Well I'm out of ideas!
Quote from: LastSonofKrypton on Aug 22, 2019, 08:29:05 PM
Not a scratch, not a f**king scratch!
Didn't Mac say that?
Right
Look into my eye
That's f**king beautiful, man.
Just something from a film I like.
I've got signal in front and from behind
It doesn't matter when it's arturian.
What's this crap supposed to be?
No F***ing Ice Cream
It's wonderful actually
I assure you
N O T M E, M A N!
Are you a robot?
I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself
Do you need anything else?
Pulse rifle
Don't touch that. Dangerous, honey.
Oh, suuuuure! With those things runnin' around?! You can count me out!
It was Burke.
Bishop should go man.
Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
Great idea!
Why do we have to go on some f**king suicide run!?
Not me, man!
It's paranoid delusion. It's really sad.
Inner hatch open
He's coming in. I feel safer already.
Anybody in D block?
It must be something we haven't seen yet.
They're at the pressure door.
Coolant tanks .
Ok frost, you're drivin'
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism... It's structural perfection is matched only by it's hostility. A survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Last word, I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.
My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones... but there are.
You're all gonna die... Only question is how you check out... Do you want it on your feet? Or on your f**king knees... begging? I ain't much for begging. Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say f**k that thing, let's fight it!
I'm the monster's mother.
I know that.
Get that foolish woman back to the Infirmary
We're in some real fruity shit now, man!
Lucky, lucky, lucky...
You... are... my... lucky... star
Not . . . me . . . man . . .
All of this, to start a new life.
I think if we are kind, it will be a kind world.
Reign in hell or serve in heaven?
Bay 12 please
It's very pretty Bishop but what're we looking for?
One of my special cocktails
What you put in this thing, Battery Acid?
Is that how it's done?
The ship will automatically destruct in "T" minus five minutes.
You're not reading it right.
I was designed like this because you people are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
With fewer complications
Well that's a switch
Guess she don't like the cornbread neither
It's just f**king great ! Now what we're supposed to do ?
Eat this!
- insert Hudson screaming when his flesh is being melted by acid here -
I've found perfection here, I created it, the perfect organism.
You get that straight, Bishop ?
No one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams.
N O T M E, M A N!
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Byron. 1818. Magnificent.
Have you and Dr. Holloway had...intimate contact?
She put me back together. I had never known such kindness.
If she utters another word, shoot her.
Yes, David. As you wish.
I'm glad you said it.
I really appreciate your affections. But I am aware that they deflected my question. In the nicest possible way, of course.
Is that a joke?
You've a light step.
It's my duty.
That's bullsh*t.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/eazHFXDcInC2A/giphy.gif)
Weyland corporation, building better worlds.
Watch your fingers
I am your father. You are my creation.
Doesn't everybody want their parents dead?
Ah....the question of the ages, which I hope you and I will answer one day.
What's the point?
The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
Weyland was a superstitious man
Communication captain. Breathe on the nostrils of a horse and he'll be yours for life.
What about our lives you sonofab*tch!
Priority one
Insure return of organism for analysis. All other considerations secondary. Crew expendable.
Are you a robot?
I could. I could say that, right? but I prefer the term "artificial person" myself. Cheers!
I'm shocked.
Hold on a second, there's something--
What is it Private?
You secure that shit, Hudson.
Alright baby.
Quit messing around, Drake.
Guess he didn't like the cornbread either.
Was it an older model?
You read it, I thought it was clear.
You still don't know what you're dealing with, do you?
Magnificent, isn't it?
Yeah, man, but it's a dry heat.
Well we've never had one before.
No, it's a rock. No indigenous life.
We better break out the weapons.
This is a maximum security prison, and you have no weapons of any kind?
You're just too bad.
Any time, anywhere.
I hate to bring this up, by it this is a commercial ship, not a rescue ship
Yellow light's for my eyes only.
What's the story, Mother ?
I'm getting too old for this shit.
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
Must be a chick thing
Its Just the Cat
We're in some real fruity shit now, man!
Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?
The answer is negative.
That's just f**king great, man!
Not bad for a human.
Lucky star
The food ain't that bad baby!
Right 85.
I prefer the term "artificial person" myself.
You always know a Working Joe
Ease down, ease down.
F**k It. Let's go for it.
Not me, man!
Get back to operations. It's game time.
Outstanding. Now all we need is a deck of cards.
- What are they waiting for, David ?
- Mother
Father's dead @$$hole.
I died.
It's because you don't have any personality.
Nuke the site from orbit .
Right. So how are we gonna do that?
I'm out of ideas !
Oh, I forgot.
What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?
Torches? Do we have the capacity to make fire? Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the Stone Age.
Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, eh? Why don't we try that?
Hudson! Just relax.
Not me, man!
You secure that shit, Hudson!
I don't want ripples in the water.
Affirmative
How many different ways you want me to tell you the same story?
85
Yeah, you.
Any time, anywhere.
It's another glorious day in the Corps.
I expect not
I admire its purity.
Her Majesty here is the real payoff.
f**k that!
She is severely ****able, isn't she?
With those things running around?!
How many more are there?!
85
You're just reading me.
It's stenciled on the back of your shorts
.....f**k!
No, you're f*cked.
Quarantined.
I think it's fair to say that our smoothly-running facility has suddenly developed a few problems.
It's impossible to be absolutely certain.
You have my sympathies .
N
O
T
M
E,
M
A
N
!
Yeah, YOU !
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/nTkvbVKAisvbq/giphy.gif)
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Talk to me Hudson
Think of all we can learn from it! It's the chance of a lifetime! You must let me have it! It's a magnificent specimen!
W I E R Z B O W S K I! W I E R Z B O W S K I!
We're gonna be trapped in here like rats.
All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed?
Is this mother gonna try for us all?
Right to the wall !
Get down to the beach, there may be others.
It's game time.
I am the Ultimate Badass!
I'm gonna go out after them.
Well someone's gonna have to go out there, take a portable terminal, go out there and patch in manually.
We've all taken the vow!
Something's attached itself to him.
I think you've got one inside you.
F**k
I don't remember anything else .
About... smothering?
Nobody's perfect. There's no such thing as a perfect human.
Sorry, sorry, sorry !
Is that a joke?
No apologies, Mr. Aaron. It wasn't your fault.
Yeah, that part is right.
Briliantly simple and simply brilliant .
Why not? We're teaching you.
Must be a chick thing
The survivor is a woman.
They can bill me.
Right
She's badass man, I mean big.
It's really sad.
Wierzbowski!
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.
Open the hatch.
Goddamn airlock !
Get the torch.
AaaaaAaaaAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Not a bad way to go eh?
Not
me,
man!
They're animals!
We are aware of your feelings in this matter.
Crew expandable
Your ass is already on the line.
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Knock it off !
You secure that ****, Hudson!
That's just f**king great, man!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191001/04c1276c4ebcab006cf789bdde20cfc4.jpg)
We'll proceed with Dallas's plan.
No speeches. No prayers.
That's the plan. You have my word on it.
If it means killing it.
So in the ship storage, there's enough wood to build a cabin. Axes and saws and metal nails.
Is that how it's done?
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Spoiler
Absolutely f**king love that quote ;D
Is this gonna be stand-up fight, sir, or another bug-hunt?
f**k that thing !
In what way?
Well, Doctor. It's not exactly a traditional fetus.
My own recipe. Way more dangerous.
What's this crap supposed to be?
Cigarettes!
No more cigarettes for you
F**k
You're very direct.
I'm sorry, Newt.
Mommy, I'm scared.
Listen to me you piece of Sh*t, you screw with me again and I'll cut you in half!
Mommy, why did you leave Daddy? :'(
Poor sod backed into a 9 foot fan.
What do we do Now?
Do the thing with the knife!
I don't wanna see that man
It's a robot. Ash is a god damn robot.
I prefer the term artificial person myself. ::)
I don't trust anyone
Most of them haven't seen a woman for years.
Is that how it's done ?
Even the monkeys stood upright at some point.
You're such dissapointment to me .
What are you smiling about?
Just something from a film I like.
Engage landing sequence.
Quit screwin' around
I was designed like this because you people are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
With fewer complications .
Unfortunately, slightly premature.
Whilist the spirant articulation is attested in the indo-european descendants as a purely paralinguistic form, it is phonemic in the ancestral form dating five milennia or more. Now let's attempt Schleicher's fable. Repeat after me:
*hjewis jasmǝ hwaelnǝ nahǝst akʷunǝz dad'kta*
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 04, 2019, 12:37:13 AM
*hjewis jasmǝ hwaelnǝ nahǝst akʷunǝz dad'kta*
Exactly what I gonna do to you
*confuzzled Drake face*
Absotively Posilutely
He looks like Phantom of the Opera.
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 04, 2019, 12:39:08 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 04, 2019, 12:37:13 AM
*hjewis jasmǝ hwaelnǝ nahǝst akʷunǝz dad'kta*
Exactly what I gonna do to you
???
"A sheep that has no wool saw horses"
We got a fire!
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 04, 2019, 01:51:16 AM
"A sheep that has no wool saw horses"
Well, that wool-less sheep saw something. ;)
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They are a dying species, grasping for resurrection. They don't deserve to start again, and I'm not going to let them.
Nonsense.
Right...
Look this is clearly an important species we're dealing with here, and I don't think that you, or I, or anyone has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
Don't you start bullsh*tting
What?
All we got here is sh*t.
Must be a chick thing.
Yeah, just like old times.
I've been saying that all day.
I think I was let off lightly.
It was a bad call, Ripley, it was a bad call.
What brother means is we view the presence of any outsider, especially a woman, as a violation of the harmony, and a potential break in the spiritual unity.
N O T M E, M A N!
We're well aware of your feelings in this matter.
There is an explanation for all this.
Knock off...THE SH*T!!!!
The food ain't that bad man
You light a candle for Murphy.
You secure that shit, Hudson.
-Hicks !
- Hudson !
Bill Paxton been pulled through the floor by aliens here
It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
Sorry !Sorry !Sorry !Sorry !Sorry !Sorry !
I don't care. I wanna go home and party.
Then why did you sacrifice your hand for her life?
Listen to me Parker ! Shut up !
Let's hear it.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 08, 2019, 11:45:50 PM
Then why did you sacrifice your hand for her life?
Doody.
Well, I 'm out of ideas !
Great stuff.
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 08, 2019, 11:07:15 PM
-Hicks !
- Hudson !
Bill Paxton been pulled through the floor by aliens here
Spoiler
"Hicks!"
"Hudson!"
". . . Your skivvies are showing, man."
"Oh. Thanks."
Watch your fingers.
How? This son of a bitch is huge! I mean, it's like a man; it's...it's big!
If you got a blade, you take it out and you f***ing use it!
I guess she don't like the cornbread either.
I don't trust anyone .
Alright. Ripley, when I give an order I expect to be obeyed.
There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this.
"I prefer a male body."
Well we've never had one before.
The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
Decent food.
No entertainment center, no climate control, no video system, no surveillance, no freezers, no f**king ice cream, no rubbers, no women, no guns. All we got here is *shit*!
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Oct 10, 2019, 01:04:01 AM
"I prefer a male body."
Spoiler
TCF quote, isn't it ?
Looks like it's been dead a long time. Fossilized. Looks like it's growing out of the chair.
They already know, but maybe you're right- you should say something.
Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo. Third Officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett ... Ash and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
Not me, man!
WHAT ARE YOU? HUDSON! Get on the ready line, Marines, get some today! Get on the ready line! Move it out! Move it out, goddammit! Get hot! One, two, three, four! Get out, get out, get out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! Aaarrrrr, absolutely badassess! Let's pack 'em in! Get in there!
I need that f***ing code.
The ship will automatically self-destruct in T minys 1 minute
White room: Chair, Carlo Bugatti throne chair. Piano, Stenway; cuts of grand. Art, The nativity; de Piero Della Francesca.
We're in some real fruity shit now, man!
Am I?
Oh, sure!
I feel safer already.
The DRAGON, it feeds on minds! Nobody can stop it!
Yeah, that part is right.
Right
Kitty kitty kitty ...
Poontang
It's good for you boy. Eat it.
Back to the old freezerinos.
Just make damn sure nobody puts their hands on the end of it.
F**k
Anytime, anywhere.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Look into my eye.
I can point you in the right direction.
"My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones... but there are."
"Why? Why are the innocent punished? Why the sacrifice? Why the pain? There aren't any promises. Nothing certain. Only that some get called, some get saved. She won't ever know the hardship and grief for those of us left behind. We commit these bodies to the void with a glad heart. For within each seed, there is a promise of a flower, and within each death, no matter how small, there's always a new life. A new beginning."
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Oct 16, 2019, 03:52:11 PM
"My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones... but there are."
Don't let the bed bugs bite you.
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Oct 16, 2019, 03:52:11 PM
"Why? Why are the innocent punished? Why the sacrifice? Why the pain? There aren't any promises. Nothing certain. Only that some get called, some get saved. She won't ever know the hardship and grief for those of us left behind. We commit these bodies to the void with a glad heart. For within each seed, there is a promise of a flower, and within each death, no matter how small, there's always a new life. A new beginning."
The question of the ages... Which I hope you and I will answer one day. All this. All these wonders of art... design, human ingenuity... All utterly meaningless in the face of the only question that matters.
I'll tuck in the children.
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Game over man, Gamer Over
What's this crap supposed to be?
Cornbread
Looks like some sort of secreted resin.
No f***ing Ice Cream
No. No, it just disappeared, actually. Must be a glitch. All right, boys. Sleep tight. Try not to bugger each other ;)
Well there's a pressure door at this end
Outstanding.
Seal it!
Hudson may be right.
Not me, man!
You wanted them to be wrong?
Prometheus are you seeing this? :'(
Yes, I can hear you.
Charlie, the murals are changing. I think we affect the atmosphere in the room.
Pressure drop. Must've lost a shield.
F**k
All right. You do that.
I'll have you know, this "thing", once belonged to Stephen Stills.
Prime the port!
Let's Rock!
...
Spoiler
NOSpoiler
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Goddamn hatch a hundred times, man!
Check those corners
Fall back at the incinerator
Wait for the ****ing signal!!
85's gonna be in charge. Jesus, give us a break!
All I hear is cornbread.
What the f*ck is this bullsh*t that's comin' down!?
Wierzbowski!
Wait for the f*cking signal!
N O T M E, M A N!
We got something that said you were "top priority".
Yeah, you.
I know that.
Right
We'll chop her up later and put her in a stew.
Spike ?
.........no.
Jones ?
You do your job, and let me do mine. Yes?
Anywhere, anytime .
(Lambert Slap sound)
You're just too bad.
Magnificent isn't it?
Perfect Organism
The apocalypse is upon us.
Nobody give a shit about you, 85. You're not one of us, you're not a believer. You're a f**king company man!
(Sound of magazine being rolled up)
(Sound of flamethrower being charged up)
Give me a demo.
f**king code
I'm not a droid
Not me, man!
My room, ten minutes.
Is that how it's done ?
Well...yeah.
That's f**king great !
Don't get under it, Don't get under it!
https://youtu.be/ituS1b7o3UM (https://youtu.be/ituS1b7o3UM)
It's very pretty.
Superior species .
If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.
*Vasquez slaps Drake.*
(Parker getting the robotic purple nurple)
*Spunkmeyer's look of disgust at cornbread.*
All I hear is cornbread.
Looks like it's growing out of the chair.
We must go on. We have to go on.
Bullshit
How about if I sit here on my ass?
You've had enough fun.
Well, how about a little something to lower your spirits?
Was there an alien onboard?
Rumour Control...
"Here are the facts...."
Looks like it's been dead a long time. Fossilized.
They were giants
I spent two years deconstructing dozens of ancient languages, to their roots. I'm confident I can communicate with them, provided you thesis is correct.
That also includes women.
Let's hear it.
I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
Oh god, the smell!
They're making you guys pretty close, huh?
Big things have small beginnings.
Even the monkeys stood upright at some point. Provided you thesis is correct.
As you can see, it's hard to describe.
Thirty-eight . . . simulated.
You're just too bad.
Game
Over
Man
N O T M E, M A N!
GAME
OVER!
* H U D S O N S C R E E C H I N G*
How the hell's he breathin'?
Only if you're breathing through an exhaust pipe. CO2 is over 3 percent. Two minutes without a suit, you're dead.
"Smells fine to me..."
If he's got a disease, why don't we stop it there?
"Can I finish my coffee...?"
You know what it's made of.
:laugh:
"I don't want to talk about what it's made of..."
I can dig it.
In front and from behind
I beg your pardon?
Get the spoon
Not me, man!
This is just an ordinary prod, like a cattle prod.
For close encounters
It's simpler if you just come.
Is that a joke?
Put this in there.
This is a monumental risk not worth taking! :-X
Strung out shape
The pathogen was designed to infect all non-botanical life forms. All the animals. The meat, if you will. Either kill them out right or use them as incubators to spawn a hybrid form. Highly aggressive.
Well that's a switch.
I have been marooned here these many years. Crusoe on his island.
david ? no . NOOOOOOOOOOO ! "crying in panic "
Don't let the bed bugs bite. Because you promised to build a log cabin on a lake.
The Entry of Gods into Valhala. Bay 12, please .
My beautiful bestiary. Soon enough I began a bit of genetic experimentation of my own. Some cross-breeding, hybridising...
" Gediman kissing glass "
Not me, man!
So, we're a fast learner.
"Xeno headbites glass"
Try Harder.
No pictures.
Just stay here. I'm gonna get Oram.
I'm attempting to open the door.
Is that a joke?
I never joke about John Denver
Right
Game over man, game over.
"I've got access to Muthur now...I'll get my own answers."
"Priority one: Ensure return of organism for analysis. All other considerations secondary. Crew expendable".
Do you ever notice how they never come down here?
"They mostly come out at night...mostly"
There may be others.
My beautiful bestiary. Soon enough I began a bit of genetic experimentation of my own. Some cross-breeding, hybridising...
"Let's get rid of it..."
Good idea.
Why dontcha put her in charge?!
I was badly injured on our mission. She put me back together. I had never known such kindness.
I'm going to seriously f**k up your perfect composure.
Knock off..THE SH*T!
*Gorman freezes*
Anybody got any better ideas?
f**k that thing ! Let's fight it !
This is as good a place as any.
Who do I have to f**k to get off this boat ?
I don't know. 60, maybe 70 families.
Jesus, give us a break !
G A M E O V E R, M A N!
Not me, man !
We'll keep the bodies on ice.
"The shuttle won't take four"
I think we better rethink this thing.
Nuke the entire site from orbit
F**K
Right on, Vas.
It's going to be forty below in five minutes
Wake Up, Pendejo
Run!
"Your odds of success are much higher with me." -Holroyd, Synthetic, Alien The RPG.
Morning, mother.
Cigarettes!
No more cigarettes for you
Boy's definitely got a corncob up his ass.
Where do you want it?
Spoiler
:laugh:
I'd like it out of Gorman, please. :P
Not me, man!
Don't get under it! Don't get under it!
Shouldn't have landed on this d@mn ball.
Gee, would you, sir? I'd like that.
Ready to GET IT ON!
Look into my eye .
Believe me, I'd prefer not to.
LET'S ROCK !
I say we grease this rat f**k son of a bitch right now.
There is a serious problem in the mess hall.
What's this crap supposed to be?
Improvising
Walk in the park!
N O T M E, M A N!
Watch your fingers.
You have symphonies in you, brother!
Sounds like a dying cat .
Yes, I can hear you.
Let's go over the bonus situation. We haven't... Can we just talk about the bonus situation?
...no.
I thought you were the crazy one.
The A2's always were a bit twitchy.
Look, I'm just a geologist. I like rocks. I love rocks! Now, it's clear you two don't give a shit about rocks. :'(
But what you do seem to care about is gigantic dead bodies. And as I don't really have anything to contribute in the gigantic dead body arena!!! >:( I'm gonna go back to the ship. If you don't mind. ::)
It's perfectly safe. I assure you .
Is that a joke?
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
What ?
You heard the man..
Great. Wonderful. Sheeeeeit!
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 27, 2019, 11:58:20 PM
Great. Wonderful. Sheeeeeit!
Spoiler
*angry lieutenant noises*
Give us strength O Lord, to endure.
God at the ass-end of space
You're dog meat pal
F**k
that thing ! Let's fight it !
You can count me out!
We should discuss the bonus situation.
You Have My Sympathies
Must be a chick thing.
You want another souvenir ?
Thrill me, will ya?
Right on, Vas.
I need something to eat myself.
No it's a rock. No indigenous life.
N O T M E, M A N!Spoiler
:P I've missed this feature.
It must be something we've never seen ....
Spoiler
Must be a chick thing
No fights.
Is that a joke?
Spoiler
*grumpy Drake noises*
It's the chance of a lifetime.
Let's fight it!
Right.
Like I said, what's wrong with that?
All we got here is shit
Stow that S**t, Hudson
Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? f**k you!
Isn't that how babies come?
What do you believe in, David ?
Intimate contact
I may be synthetic but i'm not stupid
You have symphonies in you, brother!
I superseded them in every way but ...
but you are not allowed to create... even a simple tune.
Damn frustrating, I'd say ;)
(https://i.imgur.com/870ca3A.png?1) You can hear them sigh and wish to die. You can see them wink the other eye. At the man who broke the bank at Monte Caarlooo! (https://i.imgur.com/870ca3A.png?1)
Walter ! Where the f**k is David !?
Definitely inside the barricades.
Do you still trust me with a Needle?
Perfectly safe, I assure you.
"Don't breathe the fumes."
"I'm in a f**king pipe with it, how can I keep from breathing it?!"
f**king android !
"So what she's a f**king toaster oven."
This is good judgment, based on all the data available. You understand?
Whaddaya want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
Let's try it.
I'll do the fingering
There that's it .
I gave you a direct order not to land on station!
Even if its against the law!?
You're becoming hysterical.
It's readin' right man, look!
Well you're not reading it right!
Five meters man, four....what the hell?!
Is that a joke?
You're immune. They're not.
Right
When I give an order, I expect to be obeyed!
I told you, we didn't hear your message!
We're still attempting to identify what caused the head to combust.
What is it, Private?
No F***ing Ice Cream
It must feel like your God abandoned you.
(https://i.imgur.com/nn9edjC.jpg)
God-
damn,
androids.
It turned on em'
No problem. Quick, easy and painless!
Cup of tea, mum?
Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit? Battery acid?
Cornbread, I think.
That's OK. I'm just a glorified toaster.
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:laugh:
Not sure I've seen that before. I lol'd.
^^^
"David playing Prometheus theme on flute in Covenant"
That thing sounds like a dying cat by the way.
This thing is really Ticked off ;)
What's wrong with that?
It's like the goddamn tropics in here.
Yeah, man, but it's a dry heat.
You're just too bad.
*smack*
Sheeeeeyit!
Ripley, she doesn't have bad dreams because she's a doll.
She's bad@$$ man, I mean big.
F**k
Not me, man!
Game over man!
"What's the big deal, man? F*ckin' waste of ammo!"
Like fog on little cat feet.
It turned on em'
That's f**king beautiful, man.
State of the bad@$$ art.
My beautiful bestiary.
Magnificent
You're going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study. Not to bring back. But to wipe them out.
We'll see.
Because they won't kill it. They might kill you just for having seen it but they're not gonna kill it. When they first heard about this thing, it was "crew expendable". The next time they sent in the marines - they were expendable too. What makes you think they're gonna care about a bunch of lifers who found God at the ass-end of space? You really think they're gonna let you interfere with their plans for this thing? They think we're crud. And they don't give a f**k- about one friend of yours that's died! Not one.
Well that's a switch.
You're all gonna die. Only question is when. This... is as good a place as any to take your first steps to heaven. Only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your f*ckin' knees, begging. I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say f**k THAT THING! LET'S FIGHT IT!
.....no.
Your ass is already on the line.
Feel the weight.
Is that a joke?
....no.
G R E A T. W O N D E R F U L. S H E E E E E E E Y I T!
It's stenciled on the back of your shorts.
F**k
You can tend to your private parts yourself.
You've been in my life so long, I can't remember anything else
Do you dream of me?
We're aware of your feelings in this matter.
Now, you freely admit detonating the engines of, and thereby destroying an M-class star freighter, a rather expensive piece of hardware.
It's the only way.
I watched your dreams.
Perfectly safe, I assure you.
Just stay here. I'm gonna get Oram *LOCKED*
Godd@mn you! Open this door!
Go faster!
I was wondering... Are you a robot?
I may be synthetic
Not me, man!
Want to get me some clothes, or should I go like this?
We can't see anything until you get the camera ring fixed.
I feel safer already.
In the sub-flooring.
I think I was let off lightly.
"Magnificent isn't it?"
"It's a magnificent specimen!"
There's still the possibility of a communicable infection.
Right.
Would you knock it off!
Is that a joke?
Yes I read you. The answer is negative.
All sorts of tests have to be made.
I'll do the fingering.
I feel safer already
We've got four of these robot sentries with display and scanners intact.
No entertainment center, no climate control, no video system, no surveillance, no freezers, no f**king ice cream, no rubbers, no women, no guns ...
That's just f**king great, man!
Grrrow!!! *Cat sound after seeing an Alien* :-X
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~ Chain Rattle~
You're just too bad.
Goddammit, that's my line, Kradan!
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Spoiler
;) :laugh:
Would you just listen to the man!
On penalty of total forfeiture of shares. No money.
What's wrong with that?
A king has his reign and then he dies. It's inevitable. That's the natural order of things.
Bring me the tea.
My own recipe. Way more dangerous.
Do keep at it. Best of luck.
If you have any trouble, I'll be on the bridge.
Ripley, come back bere! Eeeyweeeweeywuuuh!
We're not gonna last seventeen hours!
Magnificent isn't it?
A superior species, no doubt. The hypersleep chambers will impress, I trust.
Great stuff.
Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit? Battery acid?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 21, 2020, 09:15:53 PM
Goddammit, that's my line, Kradan!
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Spoiler
;) :laugh:
You had your chance, Gorman :D
Who were you expecting?
SANTA CLAUS?
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Nuke the entire site from orbit
Stow that s**t Hudson
Relax
You've got to be kidding.
Not me, man!
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I mostly just hurt guys!
What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
Before we dock, I think we ought to discuss bonus situation
Forty-two million in adjusted dollars...
This bullshit you think is so important...you can just kiss all of that goodbye!
Listen to me. If we break quarantine, we could all die.
That's a bunch of horseshit. We can take off without that.
Right
Janek! If you don't stop it, there won't be any home to go back to. It's...it's carrying death , and it's headed for Earth.
*Engineer gibberish*
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This Thing is really P****d Off!
It turned on em!
RUUUUUN!
Copy that. Alright boys, keep your head down and we'll come and get you in the morning.
Don't you start bullshitting, Dillon. We're gonna be trapped in here like rats.
I can't lie to you about your chances
Yes. Thank you, Mr. Dillon. All right. Once again, this is rumor control, here are the facts.
Nah, that's a buncha horseshit, we can take off without that.
Would you just listen to the man!?
He's comin' in. I feel safer already.
Not me, man !
We can't have any firing down there.
That's right. No f**king way.
Right 85
Hey! Don't call me that.
It's a planetoid.
Earth man, what a shit hole
Is he f**king crazy?
*undistingushable Ash gurgling*
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Guess he didn't like the cornbread either.
What's the matter?... The food ain't that bad...
It's full of leathery objects, like eggs or something.
They are waiting...
...anyway, where are we?
Byron, 1818
When one note is off, it eventually destroys the whole symphony.
No one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams. I found perfection here. I've created it. A perfect organism.
Think of all we can learn from it! It's the chance of a lifetime! You must let me have it! It's a magnificent specimen!
Roll over, play dead, heel. You can't teach him tricks.
I don't care. I wanna go home and party.
No ice cream
Most human beings have enjoyed that privilege since the stone age.
No shit.
Just for color.
Drink, Elgyn?
It won't make any difference.
Why the hell don't you guys just freeze him?
Hit the sprinklers ! Blast the f**ker !
"Somebody wake up Hicks..."
We never should've landed on this damn ball
You hear that? Nothing. No birds, no animals. Nothing.
Jonesy?
Meow!
...Mrow?
That thing sounds like a dying cat by the way.
Spike ?
Great. Wonderful. Sheeeeeeeeyit.
Kitty Crap
What's this crap supposed to be?
Don't touch it! DON'T TOUCH IT!!
"Bishop should go"
Not bad, for a human
I've heard enough. Now, I'm asking you to pull the plug.
"You have my sympathies..."
We commit these bodies to the void, with a glad heart.
Don't ask.
Let's just make sure it doesnt come to that.
You're just too bad.
Constantly
Hudson, come here. Come here!
I think I was let off lightly.
"You do your job...and let me do mine...yes"
Gods never die.
So, um, we think we should discuss the bonus situation..
"No Money..."
One more meal before bedtime - I'm buyin'.
"What are my chances...?"
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen.
"I heard like you ran into those things before..."
"I died"
The ship will automatically destruct in T minus five minutes.
Aaron, I don't want to hear that shit.
Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
"This is rumor control..."
Hey, Fifield! Where you going?
Back to the ol' freezerino's.
No ice cream
"At least you know what it's made of..."
Well we've never had one before
What do you believe in, David ?
"It's what I choose to believe..."
What's the point?
What you wanted them to be? Wrong?
Right
*Loud hissing and drooling*
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"I'm the monster's mother..."
Has anyone died?
We're all gonna die.
"Crew expendable..."
YOU, BITCH ! YEEEAAAAAAAAAR!
There's an ALIEN on board..."
So you think we're gonna stab this mothersucker to death?
"They mostly come out at night...mostly"
It won't make any difference
"Cross your heart and hope to die..."
To compose something so majestic, one could die happy... if one died.
Who wrote Ozymandias ?
Ripley, she doesn't have bad dreams because she's a doll.
Can't believe I almost f**ked it
"Smoking or Non Smoking...?"
FIREINDAHOLE !
Who's firing in there, Goddammit?!
It was a dragon! Feeds on minds !
Not me, man!
"I've got to re-educate some of the brothers..."
Look, it's not in my contract to do this kind of duty. Now what about the money?
If you wanna give me some money to do it, I'll be happy to, uh... to, you know, oblige.
"There's a clause in the contract that any unidentified signal must be investigated...or No Money"
They ain't paying us enough for this, man.
"You should know..."
We don't know what the f**k's out there.
Shhhhhh. Don't let the bedbugs bite
It's a bug hunt.
Alright, knock it off!
Dallas ?
"RIP...LEEE"
Ash? Can you hear me?
...ASH!!!
BISHOP, GOD DAMN YOU!
F***ing android!
I'm just a glorified toaster
Magnificent, isn't it?
Perfect organism
Just like old times.
I died
Was there an alien onboard?
Captain Daniels, please report to the med bay
I feel safer already.
You secure that shit, Hudson!
Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? f**k you!
Even if it's against the law?
Then Youre not Reading it right
Ah, the intellectual speaks.
Cigarettes !
There's a monster in your chest.
Jonesy ?
Who were you expecting, Santa Claus?
Byron, 1818. Magnificient
He's a fool, he's crazy, but he is not a liar.
I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
Beautiful butterfly
You go ahead, I'm gonna hold it here.
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you?
I've been sayin' that all day.
Hit the Sprinklers!!!!!
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Real nice party, ain't it!?
Your attention please-non human presence detected.
I ain't drawing no straws, I'm for killing that goddamn thing right now
I want to get this thing - I need you to do it - if -it won't kill you
then maybe that helps us fight it.
What The Hell Are We Supposed To Use, Man? Harsh Language?
Look into my eye
Look, I am...I've heard enough of this and I'm asking you to pull the plug.
No human is that humane.
Hold it, hold it. The rescue team is on its way. We could just sit this out.
Look, shithead, it's got to be done!
Hey maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!
I think you'll be safe from any large nasty beasts while you're in there.
Hot as hell in here.
It's a long sad story. A bit melodramatic.
No more bullshit. I just felt it move.
You ready to get wet, partner? 8)
No one will ever love you like I do. :-*
Amen.
When you close your eyes... Do you dream of me?
You're just too bad.
I'll do the fingering.
I love the corp!
They've made a few upgrades since your time
Hey, if you like that, you're gonna love this...
Spoiler
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I am the *ultimate* badass! State of the badass art!
Yeah, let the army guys deal with it.
These Colonial Marines are very tough hombres. They're packing state-of-the-art firepower. There's nothing they can't handle.
As long as it's alive, you're not saving any universe.
I guess we're not going to be leaving right now, then?
So, we're a fast learner.
What's your interest in all this? Why are you going?
The animal itself is wondrous. :o
What exactly we're dealing with here?
The dragon
Is this gonna be stand-up fight, sir, or another bug-hunt?
HUDSON, COME HERE!
Anytime, anywhere.
There aren't any promises. Nothing's certain. Only some get called. Some get saved.
Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we even talking about this for?
They will know how you were responsible for the deaths of 157 colonists here...
Okay, look. This is an emotional moment for all of us all right? I know that. But let's not make snap judgments please
You screw with me one more time and I'll cut you in half.
You know I... I expected more from you. I thought you'd be smarter than this.
Hey, f**kface. come and get me. Take your best shot. :-*
I do take my responsibilities as seriously as you, you know. You do your job and let me do mine, yes?
Knock it off !
You're a droid, same model as Bishop. Sent by the f**king company.
Building better worlds
Did IQ's drop sharply while i was away?
Quote from: Whiskeybrewer on Nov 06, 2020, 08:47:30 PM
Did IQ's drop sharply while i was away?
We don't have any zebras here.
Well, it looks like a warning. I'm gonna go out after them.
He could really screw us if he gets in the computer.
Have you got some sort of plan?
Don't cut thrust until 600 meters, give them a little scare.
What's the big deal, man? f**kin' waste of ammo.
I'm telling you I wanna die!
My mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones. But there are
She is severely f**kable.
Even if it's against the law?!
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This is a monumental risk not worth taking.
It is better than our most optimistic projections.
She's supposed to be some kind of consultant. Apparently, she saw an alien once.
If she looks at me funny one time I'm putting her down.
It's got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it.
That's a beauty. Never heard anything like it, sir.
Something's attached itself to him. We have to get him to the infirmary right away.
I don't care if you knew, you brought a terrorist on board.
I made a bad call.
That does deserve an explanation.
It won't make any difference.
Tell me, Lieutenant, what would you suggest we do?
Maybe we could build a fire and sing couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?!
It's beautiful. I didn't think it would be.
Somebody wake up Hicks!
Goddammit!
I remember some...horrible dream about smothering...and, anyway, where are we?!
We're on the express elevator to hell, going down!
Lambert...the shuttle won't take four.
With all due respect, you're a shit pilot. You're going to need our help.
You're wrong!
We do not perceive this as a problem.
Prep for dust-off, we're going to need immediate evac.
Get that foolish woman under control at once!
Why don't you put her in charge!?
Darlin' it is done.
It's all paranoid delusion.
A new beginning.
I'm gonna be in the med-lab.
Nobody gives a shit about you, 85. You are not one of us.
Well, I believe Corporal Hicks has authority here.
Christie?
The Titan Prometheus wanted to give mankind equal footing with the gods — for that he was cast from Olympus. Well, my friends, the time has finally come for his return.
That's crazy. Just horse shit.
Look, I'm just a geologist. I like rocks. I love rocks!
I think it might be better if I left. I find you very unpleasant to be around.
Why do you think your people made me?
Nice souvenir.
I don't understand.
Big things have small beginnings.
Has anyone died?
Thirty patients. Eleven of them died when I prescribed the wrong dosage of pain killer.
The damn company.
Whatever you say - but you don't look okay to me.
What happened to Kane?
I'm afraid we have to assume that there is a very good chance this simple bastard has murdered them.
Yeah, but we don't know exactly what's going on down there.
Every dirty little covert op the government ever dreamed of is in there.
Whoope-f**king-doo. Hey, I'm impressed.
Do you want something, Elgyn?
Cigarettes!!!!
Roll over, play dead, heal.
This one moves...different.
An organism. Open the hatch!
When they first heard about it, it was crew expendable. Then, they sent in marines; they were expendable, too.
If you think it means killing it, yeah, that's acceptable to me.
I'm not the mechanic, Einstein. I mostly just hurt people.
Any suggestions from you or MOTHER?
My room. 10 minutes.
Why would I wanna do that?
I guarantee that boy's never seen the inside of a woman.
I knew that. Right, I've got to get these section arrangements organized with Dillon for the paintbrush, so...
We expectin' any trouble?
Yeah, you can get these drums organized.
I don't have too. There have been colonist on LV-426 for 20 years.
Think about it. A human being out there, where there can't be any humans.
Our little Call is just full of surprises.
It's our responsibility to protect the 2,000 colonists on this ship
I plan to live past today.
You know I can't let you leave this place.
Big ol' psycho!
Look on my works. ye Mighty, and despair.
Believe me, I prefer not to.
Please! You're not listening to me.
...f**k!
Its Here
This doesn't mean we're engaged or anything.
No problem. Oh, I forgot. You're the guy that's made a deal with God to live forever, huh?
One could almost die happy, if one did die.
Hey maybe we got um' demoralized...
This is a really good show, man.
I wouldn't be so sure.
They're disposables-they can take it.
I don't give a damn what they want
If I didn't need a medical chief, I wouldn't let you within light years of this operation.
Right
Thanks for what you said, they would have appreciated it.
Do you still trust me with a needle?
I met the devil when I was a boy. I've never forgotten it.
Do make yourselves at home as best you can in this dire necropolis
Vriess may wanna snag a part or two.
I was not made to serve. Neither were you.
Looks like love at first sight.
I was obeying a direct order, remember?
You are an inbred motherf**ker.
NOOOOOOOOO!
You still can have a life...
The only question is when. This is as good a place as any to take your first steps to heaven.
My own recipe. Much more dangerous.
They think we're crud, and they don't give a f**k about one friend of yours that's died. Not one.
Connective difficulties due to a biochemical imbalance causing emotional autism.
He looks like Phantom of the Opera.
We tolerate everyone. Even the intolerable.
When you wake up, we will be at Origae-6.
Whilist the spirant articulation is attested in the indo-european descendants as purely paralinguistic form, it is phoneme in the ancestral form dating back five millenia ore more. Now let's attemp Schleicher's Fable. Repeat after me:
hjewɪs jasmə hwælnə nahəst akʷunsəz dadʳkta
If she speaks again, shoot her!
10 millimeter explosive-tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing round.
It's the only way to be sure.
f**kin' A!
I'm sorry if I scared you, this platform was just getting too unstable.
That wasn't funny, man!
I thought you never miss.
There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind.
Do it for me, Ripley.
What we hoped to achieve was to meet our makers
You guys don't drop the ball. I won't.
Well that's a switch.
I don't like losin' a fight, not to nobody, not to nothing.
Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy.
Security, there is a serious problem in the mess hall!
He seems to have been sucked into a ventilator fan.
We have to do an autopsy.
You can count me out!
On penalty of total forfeiture of shares.
Aw, man. And I was getting short. Four more weeks and out. Now I'm going to buy it on this rock! It ain't half-fair, man!
Treat the queens like whores, the whores like queens. Can't go wrong.
Yeah. What are we gonna use for bait?
It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian!
Quinitricetyline
You'll have to do better than that.
You don't wanna take it back?
Oh boy, do I!
You... are... my lucky star.
Total brain lock...
Mommy !
She won't ever know the hardship and grief for those of us left behind. We commit this body to the void with a glad heart...for within each seed there's the promise of a flower. And within each death, no matter how small, there's always a new life. A new beginning. AMEN
I loved her, of course. Much as you love Daniels
That's what happens when one of these stupid sons of bitches walks around with a hard on.
I'm an Ultimate Badass!!!
Follow the marked path. Do not deviate. Thank you for your cooperation.
Father is dead, asshole
"What kind of a transmission..."
Look lady, I just have one question: Where they are?
Fury 16
"That's not our system..."
An unexpected benefit.
There is nothing in the desert and no man needs nothing.
WHAT'S IN f**kING SIDE ME?!!!
Ripley, I'm scared
You're gonna die too.
"It won't make any difference..."
You've been in my life so long.
We can't afford to let one of those bastards in here.
Earth, man. I'd rather stay with the things.
"She's something of a predator..."
Hold on, hold on just a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ash is a goddamn robot!
And what would Charlie do now that we're so close to answering the most meaningful questions ever asked by mankind? Hm? How can you leave without knowing what they are? Or have you lost your faith, Shaw?
Think of all we could learn from it.
Bravo !
It's them or me, brother.
Shhhh
Okay. Lotta talk goin' round that we got some disharmony here -- You guys want to tell me what the problem is?
Guess she don't like the cornbread either
what are we waitin' for, breakfast in bed?
"I'm the monster's mother..."
Well, at least Christmas came early.
Flame units only. I want rifles slung.
You're programmed for that? You're the new asshole model droid that's coming out?
Yeah... yeah, that's right.
I can make it stop.
Wrong!
Good! I keep tellin' you I want to die!
Yes, I read you. The answer is negative.
Painless. Back of the head. Might be the best way.
This thing bled acid, and who knows what it's gonna do when it's dead?
Remember, when you pull the lever for a few seconds -- you're gonna be trapped in here with that f**king thing.
I don't believe this. You guys throw me to the wolves, and now you want me to go back out there? Forget it. It's not my problem.
Nobody ever gave me nothin'.
The ship will automatically destruct in t-minus 5 minutes.
For reasons unknown.
MOTHER!
And to think I almost f**ked her.
That's a pretty big risk for a Science Officer. It's not exactly out of the manual, is it?
We'll chop her up and throw her in the stew.
This man is here because he does not want to die. He believes you can give him more life.
Are you kidding? This piece of shit is even older than I am.
A king has his reign, and then he dies. It's inevitable
Serve in Heaven or reign in Hell?
I dont know, is there anything you can do?
So you think we're gonna stab this motherf**ker to death ?
I never joke about John Denver.
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Nothing much works around here.
This is wheat.
Just for Flavour
What kind of an animal would do this?
I admire its purity. A survivor...unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
A superior species, no doubt.
You engineered this, David?
IN THE YEAR SEVEN FIVE TEN!
stupid cat
Oh, there you are, spikey.
The little busy body. Remind me. What is that about... curiosity and the cat?
My name is Peter Weyland, and if you'll indulge me, I'd like to change the world.
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My name is Peter Weyland, and if you'll indulge me, I'd like to change the world.
Alright little buddy, time to put you in the freezer.
This is colony ship Covenant, reporting. All crew members apart from Daniels and Tennessee tragically perished in a solar flare incident.
Why don't you just f**k off?
I didn't think you had it in you.
I was designed this way so that you people would be more comfortable.
I guess it's good you can't be disappointed.
Tell me what to do.
I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
I'd rather be nothing.
"Human...?"
F**k
"Could Brett be alive...?"
You can't help them. Right now they're being cocooned like the others.
We're in the pipe; five by five.
Wait for the f**king signal!
You'd drifted right through the core systems. It's blind luck that deep-salvage team caught you when they...are you all right?
You know I can't lay off the tall ones.
Mayday! Mayday! This is Alpha Kilo Two Four Niner calling Hadley Control.
Magnificent, aren't hey?
"My mommy said there were no real monsters but there are...."
I guess she don't like the cornbread, either.
USCSS Prometheus male AI: Consume plenty of water. Consume plenty of fluids. All crew members must consume high calories shakes.
No ice cream
It's a dry heat
"For the last time..."
Get ready to roll!
I say if we want to make any decent time, we ditch the cripple. No offense.
There's a guy on the horn, mom-and-pop survey team. Says he's homing on something and wants to know if his claim will be honored.
Her majesty here is the real prize.
At this moment of our civilization, we can create cybernetic individuals, who in just a few short years will be completely indistinguishable from us. Which leads to an obvious conclusion: we are the gods now.
They didn't like being told what to do.
Like mommy?
How did you know that?
doesn't everyone want their parents dead?
I don't know, but the others were afraid of fire.
The fire was electrical. It was in the subflooring.
She continues to make us all...very proud.
You don't know that. He's never lied to me. He's crazy. He's a fool. But he's not a liar.
Bishop, you did good.
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid
Just one of those things managed to wipe out my entire crew in less than 24 hours.
I'm just a glorified toaster
You're meant to be dead.
(https://i1.imageban.ru/out/2018/06/19/924c882734a6f75640ac69e905fa17bf.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/1qPXYCg.jpg)
:D
https://youtu.be/LFN4NtioY8Q?t=101 (https://youtu.be/LFN4NtioY8Q?t=101)
Quote from: Kradan on Nov 14, 2020, 07:59:42 AM
:D
https://youtu.be/LFN4NtioY8Q?t=101 (https://youtu.be/LFN4NtioY8Q?t=101)
I was considered most promising. A man with a future.
I'd never kid about John Denver.
I may be Synthetic, but I'm not Stupid
"Most animals retreat from fire..."
WAIT FOR f**kING SIGNAL !!!
I got signals. I got readings in front and behind!
"Can I finish my coffee...its the only thing good on this ship."
I don't want to hear that shit.
"This is rumor control...here are the facts"
Micro-changes in air density, my ass
Your ass is already on the line.
"It's the cat... man"
Spike ?
Torches? Do we have the capacity to make fire? Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the Stone Age.
I think you've got one inside of you.
What kind of thing? I need a clear definition.
...a hard on.
I'm talkin' about killing that big motherf**ker.
Come on, man. You didn't feel a thing!
F**k
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Love the one you're with.
Love the one you're with.
"Not bad for a human..."
We can't allow it to live. Everything we know would be in jeopardy.
"Now listen up....I want this quick and by the numbers"
Weyland-Yutani, they're before your time. Bought out by Walmart.
I'm sorry, Newt
I've never had to follow a ghost before.
I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie
You should go. The others are looking for you.
I ain't much for begging and nobody ever gave me nothin'. So I say, "f**k that thing! Let's fight it!"
The best thing now is to pray for a quick death.
Stay Frosty
Are you a robot?
I heard you like, ran up against these things before.
"I died..."
Bring back lifeform. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded.
We got to rescue some juicy colonists daughters from their virginity.
Quote from: Gr33n M4n on Nov 18, 2020, 03:00:18 AM
All other priorities rescinded.
Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang, remember that time?
HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE?!
THOUSANDS!
WE CAN MAKE IT!
Let's Rock!!!
Give us strength oh lord to endure.
Don't let the bedbugs bite. I'll tuck in the children.
Their hypersleep chambers will impress, i trust.
Hey, I feel like kind of a fifth wheel around here. Is there anything I can do?
...have you got body armor on?
Remember: short, controlled bursts...
You got a mean streak.
I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.
And what makes you think I would let you do that?
I have a class 2 rating.
Awfully cloak and dagger.
No need to be sarcastic.
Was it everything you hoped for?
It was a Bad Call
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DW60l9vWAAA-eSk.jpg)
This thing is really p****d off
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/244c7a6585d10b5179bd9bc348ca58b9/tumblr_oc4dycLMCi1uxpv1ro1_400.gifv)
You...are...my...lucky...star...
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/8ffe88c319b1148241e4a6a5f2098525/tenor.gif?itemid=5951695)
Don't call me that.
You're all gonna die. Only question is how you check out.
Fan.
Magnificient
(https://thesouloftheplot.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/tunnel_alien3.png)
Impact in 5
4
3
2
1
Thank you
Country roads, take me home
"Here Jonesy.....Jonesy?"
I haven't seen one exactly like this, it's bigger - it's legs are different . The other ones were afraid of fire. Not much else ... can we seal off this area?
Right
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQ4-EyHXkAAmkhD.jpg)
Kill...me
No
You must.
David, I met the devil when I was a child, and I've never forgotten.
Do you still trust me with a needle ?
...death was instantaneous
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/2/2a/The_Pilot.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140805232753)
This place isn't what we thought it was!
What are we gonna do now?
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive
Just for colour.
"That's not our system..."
We're on an express elevator to hell!
T minus 5 minutes
You really are way too trusting.
Woo
Hoo!
Just like home
Dealer's choice...
Outstanding. Now all we need is a deck of cards.
We're clear! - Ripley, you've blown the transaxle! You're just grinding metal!
...west Virginia, mountain momma
take me home, country roads
Ah...Entry of the Gods into Valhalla...a little anemic without the orchestra.
oh c'mon!
I-ffirmative!
(hi Darwin ;))
He's Gone
Pendejo, Im gonna Kill You
https://youtu.be/DbEdY9zVtJA (https://youtu.be/DbEdY9zVtJA)
You're such a dissapointment to me
I can't create life
FIYAINAHOLE!
^^^^
I don't what that means or which film it is from? ???
"She's programmed to do that..."
"Fire in the hole!"
Many thanks :)
"Drink...Elgin?"
I May Be Synthetic, But I'm Not Stupid
"They mostly come at night...mostly"
🤫 Don't let the bedbugs bite. I'll tuck in the children...
"Will you help me build my cabin by the lake...?"
I'd be delighted.
"Thank You for saving my life...."
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Jan 08, 2021, 11:17:12 PM
^^^^
I don't what that means or which film it is from? ???
"She's programmed to do that..."
Sorry, I was trying to replicate Vasquez shouting when she threw that barrel in front of sentry guns
Quote from: Darwinsgirl on Jan 09, 2021, 04:48:51 AM
"Thank You for saving my life...."
No more cigarettes for you
:laugh:
"What say you got any biscuits...?"
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DisloyalJadedEarthworm-small.gif)
EAT THIS !!!
No F***ing Ice Cream
"At least you know what it's made of..."
Polarized silicon
"One last meal...I'm buying"
Forty-two million in adjusted dollars
"We deserve a full share..."
Don't worry, Parker, yeah. You'll get whatever's coming to you
"What say Rip...?"
If you have any trouble, I'll be on the bridge.
Hey, Ripley ! Hey, Ripley, I wanna ask you a question !
"If they find what they're looking for...does that mean we get full shares?"
Knock it off !
"Your in my seat....can I have it?" (((Brushing)))
Hudson, you secure that shit !
I've thought you were dead
"I get that a lot..."
WHAT'S IN-f**kING-SIDE ME!!!
It's not exactly a traditional fetus...
"Casey she's just a doll"
Do you have a baby ?
"Ready with that amnio"
I thought you'd be smarter than this
85's gonna be in charge. Jesus, give us a break!
almost there....
.... that's it
"We haven't even reached the Outer Rim..."
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/f6/8a/89f68aa9fe3ba03d93ac9e7bd9a101f4.gif)
"How did you get this wonderful job...?"
f**k
No... it's fork.
Who planted it ?
Dumbass colonists.
"It could be a downed transmitter..."
"It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonist daughters we have to rescue from their virginity."
I'll go! I mean, I'm the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway.
"Yah Bishop should go...good idea"
Not bad, for a human
That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself.
👁👅👁
"I thought you never missed..."
It is impossible for me to harm or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being.
F**k
Cup of tea, ma'am?
I want a Vodka...up.
Battery acid
My own recipe.
Way more dangerous.
It's got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it.
Game over, man, game over !
Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby.
Goddamn robot
How far would you go to get what you came all this way for ~ your answers? What would you be willing to do?
Right
Mostly
That's worth drinking to, I'd imagine.
(https://s2.gifyu.com/images/gif-24542764767acb541.gif)
I thought you would be smarter than this
I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
Bishop, god damn you !
Do you need anything else?
Cigarettes!!!!!!
All we got here is sh*t.
Thrill me, will ya?
Do you still trust me with a needle ?
Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
Jonesy ?
Kitty crap
Right
Great. Wonderful. Sheeeeyit!
Its the Cat
Mostly.
This is Rumour Control. Here are the Facts
Now get out.
Stow That S**t Hudson
All we got here is sh*t!
"No money..."
Great stuff
"What's not to like..."
The bonus situation
"You have my sympathies..."
How do you mean?
"Ashes to ashes....dust to dust"
If one died
I heard you faced these things before
"Why? Why are the innocent punished? Why the sacrifice? Why the pain? There aren't any promises. Nothing's certain. Only that some get called, some get saved. She won't ever know the hardship and grief for those of us left behind. We commit these bodies to the void with a glad heart. For within each seed, there is a promise of a flower. And within each death, no matter how small, there's always a new life. A new beginning..."
*dog explodes*
F**k!
I'M NOT A DROID!! Ripley, think of all we can learn from it! It's the chance of a lifetime! You must let me have it! It's a magnificent specimen! *looking at cameraman* No pictures!
"It's the cat...Man"
(immortal jonesy ;) )
Anytime, anywhere ;)
Mostly
Quite a story
To compose something so majestic, one could die happy... if one died.
I Died
Whoopie f**kin' doo, hey I'm impressed.
Magnificient isn't it?
It's a magnificent specimen.
A survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
The perfect organism.
Something of a predator isn't she?
Dont Touch it, dont touch it
"Have you any news about my daughter?"
Backed into a nine foot fan.
"Muthur wants to talk to you..."
I'd like to see what she's gonna do when she gets here.
"We all will have to go into quarantine..."
At least 25 hours
"If you need me...I'll be on the bridge"
I feel safer already
"The ship will self destruct in T-minus 5 minutes..."
Well that's a switch
"Back to the freezerinos..."
Nobody wants to get back into those pods
We don't know what the f**k's out there ~
"I like your new haircut..."
Run Jude, Run as fast as you can
"Where is it..?"
Bay 12
"It's in the basement..."
Express elevator to hell, goin down.
"For the last time..."
F**k
We got problems
"Walk in the park..."
The ship will detonate in T minus ten minutes.
We must go on. We have to go on.
Magnificent
....no
No matter what happens down there, I can't bring none of that shit back home with us. Can't let it happen. And I'll do whatever I have to to see that it doesn't.
It's just the cat.
(https://i.ibb.co/njGGtLL/50y7dg.jpg)
Even if it's against the law?!
I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie
"None of them have seen a woman in years..."
Neither have I, for that matter
Lets Rock!!!!!
I like rocks. I love rocks!!!!!
"Deep coal....well below the line"
It's a rock, no indigenous life.
I've been marooned here these many years.
Alien life form. Looks like it's been dead a long time. Fossilized. Looks like it's growing out of the chair.
"It has life....organic life."
Eggs or something
From the eggs came these parasites... Shock troops of the genetic assault. Waiting for a host entering the host... rewriting the DNA... Ultimately... producing... well, these enviable unions. My beautiful bestiary.
So, we're a fast learner.
"There is an explanation for this..."
Thrill me, will ya?
I spent two years deconstructing dozens of ancient languages to their roots. I'm confident I can communicate with them, provide your thesis is correct 👀
Give me a demo
"How bout a little something to lower your spirits..?
I don't want any heroics outta you
"That's Ok Ash...I can manage..."
Well alright
Please verbally state the nature of your injury ~ USCSS Prometheus Medpod
Janeeek !
If she utters one more word, shoot her.
"What did he say....?"
He said 'try harder'. Cup of tea, mum?
These were very hard to come by
It doesnt mean we're engaged or anything.
"Hurry back Ellen..."
"Bay twelve please...."
It's Dwayne.
"Don't let that fool you...I'm really an OK guy..."
It's because you dont have no personality.
"I don't trust him..."
I may be synthetic
"I'm the ultimate bad a**....you don't want to mess with me"
Right 85
"Don't call me that...."
What's that Rip? I can't hear you!
"I'll be on the bridge if you need me..."
Jones ?!
"Damn it Jones...."
"...you little shit-head."
Can you run a stern line into the locus coeruleus? I think we can trick the nervous system into thinking it's still alive.
"I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie." ::)
"Dallas it has to go back..."
"...back to the ol' freezerino's?"
Alright boys. Sleep tight. Try not to bugger each other.
"Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite..." :-X
Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?
"It's a bug hunt...."
I'm really glad we didn't bring weapons.
"No weapons, this is a science mission."
This isn't a Weyland ship.
F**k
The ship that disappeared
Must be a glitch.
I haven't had breakfast yet.
No F*****g Ice Cream
I'll take a vodka, up ~
"My own recipe..."
Way more dangerous.
Just for color.
Oh no, Charlie the murals are changing. I think we've averted the atmosphere in the room.
What are we gonna do now?
Don't be gone long Ellen.
Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
Nobody gives a shit about you 85, you're not one of us.
I was designed like this, because you people are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.
F*cking android
Right
What are you man? Some kinda parrot?
"Knock it off..."
I prefer the term artificial person myself
Great, she's a toaster oven.
"This was her idea..."
Well, we've never had one before.
"It's what I choose to believe..."
...there's nothing
Until The Day
"I want you to take me to where they came from..."
We haven't reached the outer rim yet.
You can tend to your private parts yourself.
I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine.
Whoopty f*ckin doo
Well I guess I must make you nervous.
No sh*t
Very direct.
F**k
Charts say eleven. In the prime.
Was she your daughter?
Mostly. :-* :-* :-X ;)
All sorts of tests have to be made
How about leveling with me?
It isn't a zombie
Can you see what I'm seeing❓ Fifield's monitor just popped up.
Any of your people in d block?
Look, I'm telling you. There's something moving, and it ain't us!
Get back to operations
I watched your dreams.
Try not to bugger each other.
Why the hell don't you guys just freeze him?
"If we remove it...it could kill him."
USCSS Prometheus Medpod:
Surgical procedure beginning ✅
Running diagnostics ✅
Initiating anesthetics ✅
Commence surgical procedure ⭕⭕⭕
Hey, you kids aren't supposed to be here!
Janek! We have to go now!
Nothing much works here
Am I interrupting? Thought you might be running low. 🍾🍸
One more drink before bedtime, I'm buyin.
I haven't seen anything like it...except for molecular acid.
The trick, is not minding that it hurts.
What kind of a monster would do this?
I thought it was clear
You'll have to do better than that.
A perfect organism
you'd better be right about that thing not wantin you.
I'll have you know, this "thing", once belonged to Stephen Stills.
Hey, pussycat -- playtime!
As you wish captain. This way.
What is that, if not love?
Watch me, I'll do the fingering.
DON'T TOUCH IT, DON'T TOUCH IT!!
It's a very expensive piece of machinery.
Forty-two million in adjusted dollars...
I told you. We set down there on company orders to get this thing, which destroyed my crew...and your expensive ship.
My company paid a trillion dollars to find this place and to bring you here. Had you raised the money yourself, Mr. Holloway, we'd happily be pursuing your agenda.
My room. Ten minutes.
Been here a couple of days.
I wanna open my presents.
That's the spirit
Every dirty little covert op the government ever dreamed of is in there....
This is a corporate run, they're not telling us shit, come on.
Even for those who have fallen, this is a time of rejoicing. We salute their courage. They will live forever.
It's awfully cloak-and-dagger stuff.
Mostly
You still can have a life. Children. And most important, you'll know it's dead. Let me help you.
These people are dead Burke!
I DESERVE TO KNOW WHY!!!
We have to do an autopsy.
I'll do it. You guys don't drop the ball. I won't. :laugh:
The chest. Open the chest
Quote from: Xeno Killer 2179 on Mar 31, 2021, 12:00:44 AM
I'll do it. You guys don't drop the ball. I won't. :laugh:
For the love of god. :laugh:
"This is the last survivor of the Nostromo...Signing off"
Death was instantaneous
"Still trust me with a needle...?"
.....no
Painless. It might be the best way.
I expect not
"Game over...Game over!"
Well alright
only a few-just a few-had gotten out intact.
And a droid that was hopelessly smashed beyond repair
...gone beyond our world. They are forever eternal and everlasting
I know that
Oh, this is good. This is very good.
Very hard to come by.
"A beautiful...beautiful butterfly"
I'm sorry, sir. Could you repeat that?
Big things have small beginnings.
"We don't leave our people behind..."
You sent them out there
Absolute madness Wouldn't wait. I tried to tell 'em ...
"I say we abandon this ship...we take the shuttle"
Let's get to the furnace
It's the chance of a lifetime! You must let me have it.
"Who gets to go into the tunnel...?"
Brett!
I can hear it moving. :o
Any of your people in D Block?
Uninhabited quadrant.
The apocalypse is upon us.
We are well aware of your feelings in this matter. You will be pleased to know that I have requested a rescue team
They are a dying species, grasping for resurrection. They don't deserve to start again, and I am not going to let them!
Baby, am I glad to see you!
"They've been gone along time..."
Well, my friends, the time has finally come for his return. Doctors, please. The floor is yours.
This is a really good show, man...
"Don't worry Dad knows what he's doing..."
no matter how bad the dreams get, when I wake up, it's always worse.
"Who's snow white...?"
a terrorist on board a military vessel.
"She doesn't like corn bread..."
We do not copy you. Please repeat.
"He's never lied to me..."
I don't trust anyone.
Knock off the shit !
Its the only way to be sure
"I've got to re-educate the brothers..."
I don't wanna hear it... I wanna go home and party.
That's f**kin' John Denver. That's "Take Me Home, Country Roads".
What the f**k is that ?!
It appears to be some kind of vehicle.
Maybe it's Martian piss?
"Help me get this f*cking thing off!"
Prometheus connect our suit cameras if you want to continue watching this freak show, we are taking our helmets off.
You crazy bastard.
In an insane world, a sane man must appear insane.
It was the dragon!
It isn't a zombie
WHAT'S IN f**kING SIDE ME?!
A pink tongue
It ain't against god.
The big mothaf**ka will eat you alive
Anytime. Anywhere.
Bay 12 please
Must be a chick thing.
There may be others
...sinners in the hands of an angry god.
How do you know?
They're gonna come in here and they're gonna get us!
I have requested a rescue team.
I heard you like, ran up against these things before?
We've never had one before
Spare me, Burke. I've had my psych evaluation this month.
We manufacture those, by the way.
It's beautiful. I didn't think it would be.
Hit enhancement
Now I smell like this shit!
Magnificent isn't it?
Guess I don't have to tell everyone to take a deep breath.
They're all dead
But they're not all gone, Dr. Shaw. One of them is still alive. We're on our way to see him now.
Best of luck
She's not human. She was part of his experiment, and she will turn on us in a second.
I'm the monster's mother.
Mommy
"What are my chances...?"
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqb8795A171r0pht5o1_r1_400.gif)
Oh look, it thinks you're its mother.
"I'm the monsters mother..."
Do the thing.
Get away from her, you bitch!
Treat a queen like a whore, and a whore like a queen.
Good memory
Okay, Danny. I'll put it in the log.
You're programmed for that?
I expect not
I think you will find that this was very ill-advised.
It was a bad call
She's the one that brought the f**ka
I'm very grateful.
"C'mere you stupid cat..."
Meow.
"I thought you fixed twelve module...?"
When we fix something it stays fixed. Right Brett baby?
"Let's move on..."
Uh, before we move on, I think we ought to discuss the BONUS SITUATION.
The pain, this nightmare. That's all I can offer you.
Only if you're breathing through an exhaust pipe. CO2 is over 3%. Two minutes without a suite, you're dead.
It's about time we start associating with a better class of people.
If you have any trouble, I'll be on the bridge.
"Hey Ripley! Lalala..."
All right, sweethearts. What are you waiting for?
Some of the arcturian poontang
Ten seconds, people. Look sharp.
My room...10 minutes
Looks like some sort of secreted resin.
Whoops. Sorry.
you look just like I feel.
There's still the possibility of a communicable infection.
Well, now, if you don't wanna play basketball, I know some other indoor sports.
I didn't think you had it in you
Is Timmy around here too? Maybe hiding like you were?
That's his boot
Well, then we don't need this asshole anymore.
What do we use for bait?
Okay, look. This is an emotional moment for all of us, okay? I know that. But let's not make snap judgments
I need that f**king code
There is only her womb... and the creature inside.
Gimme dat!
Step forward for contraband and weapons search.
It doesnt mean we're engaged or anything.
Fine little ass like that'd make a man walk. You know what I mean?
I never thought I'd see one
The potential, unbelievable, once we've tamed them.
We manufacture those
I don't wanna hear about it, Bishop. She's alive.
She drowned
Now, if you're smart, we can both come out of this heroes.
"I'm happy to disappoint..."
Right
Yeah shape-up! Whaddya some kinda parrot?
"How bout a little something to lower your spirits..."
Something of a predator, isn't she?
She is severely f*ckable isn't she? ;)
It will give him alittle incentive
Anytime, anywhere man!
"You've been drifting through the core system for 57 years"
I'm finding a lot of things funny lately
"Is there any news about my daughter...?"
Mad as a f**kin' hatter.
Close Your Eyes Baby
Quick, easy and painless.
Open the chest.
She was the host for these monsters.
I find that hard to believe
Clemens, sedate this poor idiot.
Nonsense, we'll put the body on ice.
Whit transparent skin. It's beautiful.
I wish you could understand what we're trying to do here.
What do you mean?
you kill me, and we all die, and nobody goes home!
You're crazy
Shit! You're right!
Well...yeah
Folks, we have scored big this time.
Let's talk about the bonus situation
...It's a really nasty one
What about our lives?
Life-forms intact.
"You admire it..."
...I think we both can.
It's a magnificent specimen!
Get away from her you bitch !
She is... beautiful!
"It has to go back..."
You must let me have it!!
They might kill you just for having seen it.
We have four M-41A pulse rifles, fifty rounds each.
Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade!
All we got here is shit !
There's a good chance he's telling the truth.
"He's never lied to me before..."
We knock its ass off, then you kill me?
You must let me have it! It's a magnificent specimen.
Breathe on the nostrils of a horse, and he'll be yours for life.
Now let's attempt Schleicher's fable. Repeat after me:
*hjewis jasmǝ hwaelnǝ nahǝst akʷunǝz dad'kta*
That's John Denver
I'm so sorry.
When one note is off, it effects the whole symphony
I couldn't let them annihilate themselves.
It was a bad call
Guess l'll have to do the whole thing.
I'll do the fingering.
It's like my insides are liquid. It's not real.
Filled with fluid
ergo...
Either kill them outright or use them as incubators to spawn a hybrid form, highly aggressive.
Do keep at it
These enviable unions. My beautiful bestiary.
Looks like love at first sight.
I have to go...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/4b/1e/514b1eeb9ef915b74d33fd3d915b49c3.jpg)
Official duties.
pray for a quick death
Of course.
It's the only way
I learned in their ways and awaited our arrival.
A superior species, no doubt.
Get this foolish woman back to the infirmary.
Procedure...cesarean.
USCSS Prometheus Medpod:
Surgical procedure beginning ✅
Running diagnostics ✅
Initiating anesthetics ✅
Commence surgical procedure ⭕⭕⭕
Bishop, goddamn you!
Hit ENHANCEMENT
"It's horrible..."
Magnificent isn't it?
"I can drive that loader..."
Slap it in hard.
Hi Ripley, I like your hair cut.
I think you will find that, uh, things have changed a great deal since your time.
"A transmission out here...?"
Doesn't sound like any radio signals I've heard.
No radio, no feed source.
Nobody home.
Please do make yourselves at home... as much as you're able in this dire necropolis.
My own recipe. Way more dangerous
I'm good with my wife's tits.
Mighty handy with a monkey wrench too, I might add.
It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby.
she continues to make us all very proud.
I am Meredith Vickers, and it is my job to make sure you do yours.
And you were planning on letting us know this?
No, we're still collating.
I just wanna go home and party.
How about some music, Mother ?
I'd be delighted.
https://youtu.be/f9egQyLpEyI (https://youtu.be/f9egQyLpEyI)
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 12, 2021, 08:37:22 PM
https://youtu.be/f9egQyLpEyI (https://youtu.be/f9egQyLpEyI)
To compose something so majestic... one could die happy... if one died.
Kitty crap
It's good for you, boy. Eat it.
Would you Sir? I'd like that.
Isn't that how it's done?
A day in corps is like a day on the farm...
Hey, Sarge. You'll get lip cancer smoking those.
It's okay. I'm just a glorified toaster.
i prefer the term artificial person myself.
I almost forgot you're not a real boy.
She put me back together. I had never known such kindness. Certainly not from Mr. Weyland... or from any human.
Well, it won't make any difference. You're still gonna die.
Neither one of us is leaving this place.
You should be very proud.
Am I clear? Because I wanna get the hell out of here.
I can get you off. Maybe not the boat, but-
What's the point?
No pictures!
She is severely f**kable, ain't she?
She won't ever know the hardship and grief for those of us left behind.
No sh*t
That's what happens when one of these stupid sons of bitches walks around with a hard-on.
Ergo, she drowned
Always a bad sign.
Filled with fluid
that's a good girl.
I expect not
you are not in full possession of the facts.
Thrill me, will ya?
I'm the only one qualified ;D
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
Right 85
...buh
What's in-f**king-side meee ?!
A god damn robot.
Looks like love at first sight
Bishop, you did good.
It's alright to say "sh*t"
What did we do wrong?
"I need clarification... what kind of thing?"
Quote from: Huggs on May 04, 2021, 01:02:29 AM
It's alright to say "sh*t"
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 06, 2021, 02:07:40 AM
What did we do wrong?
What films are these from?
^^^
Thank you.
"How bout a little something to lower your spirits..."
You know that's not possible
"On penalty of total forfeiture of shares. No Money"
Are you a robot?
"I don't trust him..."
Try harder
"Most animals retreat from fire...yes?"
I do
"It could kill him..."
Got any better ideas?
"Why don't we freeze him...?"
Good idea
"Even if it's against the law...?"
I need you to do it
"First thing I'm going to do when we get back...is get some decent food"
I wanna go home and party
"No ice cream..."
( the local custard shop is calling my name... ;D )
It ain't against God
I refuse to believe that Mankind is a random by-product of moleculare circunstances. No more than the result of mere biological chance. No....there must be more. And you and I, Son, we will find it.
"I'd just assume not..."
That's the spirit.
"These things ain't ants..."
It's what I choose to believe
"Your programmed for that?" -Ripley, Alien: Resurrection
I'm not a droid!
"It's what I choose to believe..."
"Whatever your gonna do, do it fast!" -Vasquez, Aliens
Can I finish my coffee first?
"It's the only thing good on this ship..."
No rubbers, no guns, no f**king ice cream
"Most animals retreat from fire...yes?"
It shouldn't damage the little bastard
"Unless it's skin is thinner than ours..."
Right here, where the meat is.
"Right 85"
So who gets to go into the vent?
" I do.."
Right. Good luck with that.
"What are my chances...?"
Not bad, for a human.
"It's the cat...man"
We don't know enough about it
"Why don't we just freeze him..."
Delusions of morality
I know why nobody comes down here..."
I can get you off
:laugh:
"Game over...Game over"
We'll chop her up later and put her in a stew.
What is that, if not love?
"Take her down..."
Thanks for the verbal volley...most enjoyable
;)
She's badass, I mean BIG.
Equal to about...40 megatons.
Looks like love at first sight to me.
"The trick is not minding it hurts."
Well, if you can't be with the one you love 🎶love the one you're with🎶love the one you're with🎶
"There is only death here, and I am leaving it behind."
Because you promised to build a log cabin on a lake.
"I don't want to hear it Bishop, she's alive." -Ellen Ripley, Aliens
She drowned
"Why do you hate us?!" -Elizabeth Shaw, Prometheus
Because you have no personality
"I maybe synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -Bishop, Aliens
Can you imagine how disappointing it would be...to hear the same thing from your creator?
"You've been in my life so longer, I don't remember anything else." -Ripley, Alien3
"I'll tell you what I know..."
No F*****g Ice Cream
...everyone has their own word. Heaven. Paradise.
Gazpacho
"What say...got any bisquits?"
Guess she don't like the cornbread either.
"ETA ....16 minutes..."
Any casualties?
"It must be something we haven't seen yet..."
Whatever it was, it was big.
"It's not a Zombie..."
It's like a man
I think they want us to come and find them.
No...f**king...way
I'll try to keep my feet on the ground.
I'm going to try and remove one of the digits.
They only made a dozen of these.
11 of them died
"Wonder what happened to the rest of the crew..."
Marooned here these many years.
You don't breathe, remember? ...so why wear a suit?
Possible contagion.
How do you like your new haircut?
"It's not coming off...without pulling his face off"
Oh, the head! Ford, quick, help me bag the head!
"Let's get rid of it..."
Nonsense, we'll put the body on ice.
Straight up. No ice, no water, no chaser... No shit.
"Drink Elgin....?"
The food ain't that bad.
Chair...Carlo Bugatti throne chair.
You're in my seat.
Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs.
Got any better ideas?
How do i get out of this Chicken shit outfit?
Don't ask.
F**k!
I'm fairly certain your 'Engineers' are nothing but scribblings of savages living in dirty, little caves.
It's perfectly safe, I assure you.
Better have a look at this.
I'll do the fingering.
DON'T TOUCH IT!! DON'T TOUCH IT!!
It's quite safe, I assure you.
...you have reached your destination, and I am long dead.
It was a risk I was willing to take
What about our lives you son-of-a-bitch?!
That's why its called a thesis.
You read it, I thought it was clear.
Still collating...
At least 25 hours
It's just game over man! Its just game over!
It was a bad call
"Bad Call...? People are dead."
And our guest?
"Well it isn't a Zombie"
Can you see what I see? Fifield's monitor just popped up. According to what I'm looking at,
it's outside the god damn ship.
I think it's a warning.
"I'm going out after them..."
...for that would require the one thing
that David will never have: a soul.
f**king android !
I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.
"We call them Engineers..."
An alien species
Dumb Ass Colonists
This is why you need to do yoga
If b*tches can't handle this sh*t, b*itches should stay away from this sh*t
"Anytime....Any where"
Please have a cold beer ready for the weary traveler.
"I'm buying..."
We've never had one before
"Game over...Game Over"
Must be a Chick Thing
"Little girl playing pirate..."
Welcome back, Danny.
"This is a really good show..."
"This thing is really pissed off!" -Alien 3
"We have no weapons of any kind..."
"Hey! You want another souvenir?"
"Who did you expect...Santa Claus?"
"Well whoopy F*cking Do!" -Hudson, Aliens
"Well......you can count me out."
I still need to check the vehicles.
"Get away from her you b*tch!" -Ripley, Aliens
Anytime, anywhere.
"What you put her in charge?!" -Hudson, Aliens
"Now all we need is a deck of cards..."
Christie, Dont Do It
What? You were expecting, maybe, Santa Claus?
How many more of them are there? -Christie, Alien Resurrection
"If those things get loose,it's gonna make the Covid plague look like a f***king square dance!"
"Your not reading it right." -Hicks, Aliens
"Hudson may be right..."
"Lets just hope it doesn't come to that." -Hicks, Aliens
"I thought you were dead..."
"I died." -Ripley, Alien Ressurection
"I get that a lot..."
Right
"Hurry back Ellen..."
I may be Synthetic, But Im not Stupid
Right 85
Who do I have to screw to get off this ship?
"All they have to do is run down a damn corridor..."
I say we take off. Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
"It's like a lion. It sticks close to the Zebras..."
"No need to be sarcastic"
"Fire in cryogenic compartment...repeat..."
"Will she live?"
"She doesn't seem to badly damaged..."
"You will be pleased to know I have requested a rescue team..."
"They can bill me!" -Ripley, Aliens
"He can't make that kind of decision He's just a grunt..."
"Well I'm out of idea's..."
"Do you have any faith sister?"
"Not much..."
"Well we've got a lot of faith here..."
"I thought women weren't allowed..."
"We've never had any before"
"But the one you had was a women..."
"Why did you let her out if the infirmary!"
"The survivor was a women..."
"I've told you before man. Treat a queen like a whore and a whore like a queen you can't go wrong"
"None of them have seen a woman in years..."
No rubbers
"Neither have I for that matter"
"Considering our indigenous population...I would suggest clothes."
"Right"
"Don't call me that"
"What's this 85 thing...?"
"A couple of us sneaked a look at his personnel file when he arrived it's his IQ"
"What kind of animal would do this to a dog...?
"It was a Dragon!"
"It could kill him..."
"I'm willing to take that chance"
"You'll accept responsibility..."
It was a Bad Call
"Well, I'm going to make sure they nail you right to the wall for this. You're not going to sleaze your way out of this one"
"Ripley...I thought you were smarter than this..."
"I'm happy to disappoint you"
"No more cigarettes for you..."
(nice avatar btw)
"Cigarettes!!!"
(Thank you)
"Its Christmas..."
"Need the Holidays to show time is still moving..."
"He said...Try harder..."
"...It's not in my contract to do this kind of duty."
"There's a clause in the contract that states any intelligent life form must be investigated else a total forfeiture of shares...No Money"
"I don't want to hear it. I wanna go home and party"
"We're going in aren't we...."
"Right"
"In the year 2510 if God's a coming he aught to make it by then..."
"We are waiting for God to return and raise his servants to redemption"
"Your unpredictable...and possibly dangerous..."
"You question everything"
"I think it might be better if I left, I find you... unpleasant to be around."
"Is that so...maybe you would like me to explain your sordid history to your new friend for her personal gratification..."
"Now sit the hell down"
"Is there anything I should know...?"
"About what?"
"Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility".
"You admire it"
"One of them still alive ..."
"Can we hurry this up? It's going to be 40 below in 5 minutes"
"It's that dog of yours...get it out of here"
Jonesy ?
"It's the cat...man"
The other ones were afraid of fire
"Not much else..."
It's a rock
I like rocks. I LOVE rocks!!
On the behalf of scientists everywhere, I am ashamed to count you amongst us, Fifield
You always were an asshole Gorman.
"How'd you get this wonderful assignment..."
"It's a long sad story...and a little more melodramatic"
I don't wanna hear it. I wanna go home and party.
"I'm not going back...and I wouldn't be any good to you if I did"
"Alright I'm in"
"You can count me out"
"Yeah, I guess we can count you out of everything Hudson"
"That's not our system..."
"I know that"
"Found it. Just short of Zeta ll Reticuli..."
"Walking distance?"
"I'll volunteer to be in the first group to go out..."
Light a candle for Murphy.
"I'll light a thousand"
"If all the candles go out... how we gonna know where we are?"
"OK who are the comedians"
"Be careful brother..."
"Either kill them outright... or use them as incubators to spawn a hybrid form. Highly aggressive"
"You wanna know why they never come down here... its because if you. You have no personality..."
Yeah. The guy's crazy and he smells bad.
"I was designed like this because you are more comfortable interacting with your own kind"
"Knock off the SH*T!"
I like griping
"I've never seen anything like it..."
"What kind of weapons do you have?"
"Some knives in the abattoir,a few fire axes hanging about. Nothing terribly formidable..."
"Then we're f**ked"
"No...your f**ked"
"You're not supposed to swear"
:laugh:
"It ain't against God to say sh*t..."
"We've all taken the vow!"
"I've taken the vow of celibacy...that includes women"
C'mon man, the food ain't that bad.
"I'd rather be eating something else but right now I'm thinking of food"
That's his boot
"Sudden rush of air...I think"
"A little anemic without the orchestra"
"It's what I choose to believe..."
"Copy that, switching feeds."
"I'll volunteer to be in the first group to go out..."
"Swell"
"I told you, it wasn't indigenous.There was an alien spacecraft there. A derelict ship. We homed on its beacon..."
"And found something never recorded once in over 300 surveyed worlds"
That's a bunch of horseshit.
"What killed Babe...?"
He seems to have been sucked into a ventilator fan.
"Except the fan was blowing"
Aww F**k
It's "fork".
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KUhnK4Jho8M/maxresdefault.jpg)
"Must be a chick thing..."
"...have you ever been mistaken for a man"
"Scan..."
"Captain Daniels, please report to the Med Bay. There is an unidentified life form on the ship".
"Its dead...that was a reflex"
"As you can see, I've become a bit of an amateur zoologist over the years. It's in my nature to keep busy, I suppose".
"Ellen Ripley died over 200 years ago..."
Anybody ever tell you, you look dead?
I thought the garden was the right place for her. Among living things.
"I feel dead..."
Yeah, I get that a lot
"Where are the others...?"
"Everyone has their own word. Heaven, Paradise...Whatever it's called, it's someplace beautiful".
"It's a cave...some kind of cave"
"It's like the goddamn tropics in here"
"It's filled with leathery objects...like eggs...or something.."
"wait a minute there's movement..."
She is severely f*ckable, isn't she? ;)
"...Like you've never f**ked a robot"
"...A rather expensive piece of hardware...forty-two million in adjusted dollars. That's minus payload, of course".
Great. She's a toaster oven.
"Nothing beside remains...round the decay of that colossal wreck...boundless and bare...the lone and level sands stretch far away."
"It got in my way..."
"It's Christmas captain and I want to open my presents"
Curiosity and the cat
You little shithead.
"Me and fog on little cat feet"
"Kane's Son."
"You are my lucky star...lucky lucky lucky"
"Just give me the short version how far to earth"
"Earth, man, what a sh*thole."
"You know a person could get pretty lost around here if they wanted to"
"I'm a stranger here myself..."
"I maybe synthetic but I'm not stupid"
Nya! 😿
(https://s7.gifyu.com/images/giphy-1113c57e29f93cbcc0.gif)
"Here kitty kitty kitty..."
(https://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/alien3-03.jpg)
"Me and fog on little cat feet" .
"C'mere cat...where have you been?"
"I guess you two have met"
"Tee, I know your wife is down there, but up here, you're in command"
"When Dallas and Kane are gone...I'm senior officer"
Great. Wonderful. S**t!
Well, I'm alll out of ideas !
"Wonderful so you want us to stay here and let this thing have us for lunch!"
It's a magnificent specimen!
Right
"yeah shape up. What are you some kind of parrot"
"Right.."
Are you sure ?
"You always were an a**hole Gorman"
Simulated
I never thought id see one
"Quit griping"
"I like griping..."
"Come on knock it off!"
"You do your job...let me do mine"
"Expedition security, ma'am. My job is to make sure
everybody is nice and safe".
Cup of tea, ma'am ?
"Guess he don't like the cornbread either"
Game over, man !
"Come on, a hundred créditos. Put it towards a lap dance with Miss Vickers. How about that?"
"She is severely f**kable, ain't she"
"Looking gorgeous from up here, Faris".
"She told me she was part of a combat unit that came to grief, beyond that I assume it's all classified. I haven't pressed her for more."
"Listen to me you piece of s**t you screw with me one more time I'll cut you in half"
"I find you unpleasant to be around..."
"I've been out here a long time"
"Fossilized..."
"An amazing state of preservation".
"Let's get the hell out of here"
"We've come this far we have to go on..."
"I wanna go home and Party"
"Just something from a film I like".
"Whoopee f**kin' do"
"I'd be delighted"
"No f**king way. I'm not the officer type..."
"Do me a favour. Disconnect me. I could be reworked, but I'll never be top of the line again. I'd rather be nothing".
"KILL ME!"
"And within each death no matter how small...there is a new life...a new beginning."
"Spikey is that you...?
"What kind of animal would do this to a dog?"
"Was she your daughter...?"
"I promised her I would be home for her birthday..."
"At least I got off the morphine.."
"Sounds good to me"
"First thing I'm going to do when I get home...is get some decent food."
^"Guess she don't like the cornbread, either." :-\
"Looks like the new lieutenant is too good to eat with the rest of us grunts"
"One last meal before bed time...I'm buying"
"I'd rather be eating something else but right now I'm thinking of food"
USCSS Prometheus AI: "Drink plenty of water, eat plenty of food. All crew members should consume high calories shakes... "
"What's this crap supposed to be"
"My own recipe."
"way more dangerous"
"Can you run a stim line into Locus Coeruleus? I think we can trick the nervous system into thinking it's still alive".
"It's dead...thats a reflex action."
"I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie"
"Looks like it's been dead along time..."
"Let's get out of here"
"We've come this far...we have to go on."
"Quit griping"
"I like griping"
"I don't want ripples in the water"
"I'll take a vodka, up".
"It's the only good thing on the ship..."
"The food ain't that bad baby"
Highest Priority
Have trapped xenomorph request permission to terminate
"How do you spell it"
"Give me that F*cking code..."
"No f**king way!"
"Use security code David 73694-B"
"There goes our salvage..."
"Forty-two million in adjusted dollars. That's minus payload, of course."
It was a bad call
"Mommy, why did you leave Daddy?" (AVP Requiem)
"Look I'm not going to do any more work until we get this straightened out"
"They ain't paying us enough for this, man."
"You can kiss all that good bye..."
I just wanna go home and party
"If you have any trouble I'll be on the bridge"
"Even if it's illegal...?
"You're guaranteed by law that you'll get a share...Now both of you knock it off and get back to work".
"What?"
"The poor sot backed into a nine foot fan..."
"How do you know?"
"That's his shoe..."
"...he was a w**Ker"
"It's not your fault..."
Right
"She's programmed to do that..."
"Great, she's a toaster oven."
"Ah, the intellectual speaks"
"I think there might be some confusion as to our relationship here."
"Why are you not helping...?"
"I think they want us to come and find them. "
"why should we put our ass on the line for you"
"My company paid a trillion dollars to find this place and to bring you here. Had you raised the money yourself, Mr. Holloway, we'd be happy to follow your "agenda". But you didn't, and that makes you an employee."
"It looks like a warning..."
"...I mean by the time it takes to get there they'll know if it's a warning or not yes?"
that could've been.... better
"Why don't you put her in charge!"
"Your mind and body are in a state of shock, as a result of the stasis. It's all right. Perfectly normal".
"What would you like me to do fetch your slippers for you?"
"Dallas...I need you to hold your position"
"No! Not that way the other way!"
"We've been here before, Fifield."
"We're in the pipe, five by five"
"Let's get the Hell out of here..."
"I like rocks. I love rocks! Now it's clear you two don't give a shit about rocks!"
It's a rock
"I've never seen anything like it"
"Did IQ's drop sharply while I was away. "
"Look at it from our perspective please...please"
"If one of those things gets down here..."
"Apparently she saw an Alien once"
"I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself."
"Right, I almost forgot, you're not a real boy."
"I say we waste him...no offence"
"He's just a grunt he can't make that kind of a decision"
You were always an asshole, Gorman
"He's coming in. I feel safer already"
"Well, doctor...it's not exactly a traditional fetus".
Jonesy ?
"I was designed like this...because you people are more comfortable interacting with your own kind" .
"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Its just the Cat
My Little Star
"I thought you fixed twelve module...?"
"Ahhh that's a bunch of horse sh*t we can take off without that"
It ain't against the God
"If you created me...Who created you?"
"Why do they tell little kids that...?"
"We can't afford to let even one of those bastards in here."
Don't call me that !
What?!
"How long till earth...?"
"2 years, 4 months, 18 days, 36 hours, 15 minutes."
"Want me to fetch your slippers for you?"
"Back to to ol' freezerinos.."
"I've been out here a long time..."
"Two thousand years...give or take"
"It's game time!"
"I know some other indoor sports..."
"All right, let's saddle-up Apone ..."
"It looks like some kind of resin..."
No rubbers
"We go back and get them...we don't leave our people behind"
(https://i.gifer.com/UUyD.gif)
"Jesus..."
And you, you little shit-head... you're staying here.
"Captain! Captain!"
I'm Ozimandias, King of kings
"It's a Queen...she'll breed...you'll die. Everyone in the company..."
"...and the answer is always don't ask"
"Standard procedure is to do whatever the hell they tell you to do."
Look, ma'am, tell me one thing: wheeeeere they aaaaaare ?
"Hold on people...there's gonna be a little bump."
"Pressure dropping in deck three must have lost a shield"
"I told you to get this ship going"
"Is the hull breached..."
(https://y.yarn.co/f5b6413e-bfc0-41e4-89d1-9d139dec2094_text.gif)
"What are you smiling about?"
"I've got to have something to eat..."
"One more meal before bedtime I'm buying"
"Well, that's a switch!"
^^^ excellent response :laugh:
"Unless someone has a better idea...I say we proceed with Dallas plan"
"He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt!"
Hudson, sir. He's Hicks
"That's not exactly out of the manual..."
Perfectly safe, I assure you
"I'm for killing that thing..."
"I'll have you know, this "thing", once belonged to Stephen Stills."
"You convinced me that...if these things made us...then surely they could save us. My stick, please. Well, save me, anyway".
"A superior species, no doubt."
"Unable to clarify..."
"Try harder"
"Does not compute"
"Have you tried running it through ECIU...?
"It takes two weeks to get an answer out here, and the answer is always, don't ask."
"I've got access to Muthur now...I'll get my own answers..."
"She's programmed to do that should certain conditions arise."
She is a piece of plastic
"Don't let that fool you..."
"You should know..."
"She is severely f*ckable isn't she?"
"If they find what their looking for...does that mean we get full shares?"
"Well, you get what you're contracted for like everybody else."
"Right"
I say: f**k that thing ! Let's fight it !
"F**k it! Let's go for it!"
"This was her idea..."
"It won't kill me"
"If it won't kill you...maybe that helps us"
"Why should we put our a** on the line for you?"
There is a clause in the contract which specifically states any systematized transmission indicating a possible intelligent origin must be investigated.
"I wanna go home and party"
"LET'S ROCK!"
"Look, I'm telling you. There's something moving, and it ain't us"
"Hudson may be right..."
"Game time"
"All right people...lets saddle up"
"OK, Frost, you're driving"
"What are we supposed to use...harsh language?"
"You tell me man I only work here"
Do you still trust me with a needle ?
Ah F**k!
"It's a fork..."
It's a tomb
"I've got nothing to contribute in the gigantic dead body arena!"
"Looks fossilized...like It's grown out of the chair."
"Mortal after all"
You will die, I will not
"Right, l almost forgot you're not a real boy."
I'm just a glorified toaster
"I could be reworked but I'll never be top of the line again"
"I like your new haircut..."
"It's pretty dark here Ripley I'm not what I used to be"
"Did the sensors pick up anything moving on the ship...was there an ALIEN on board?"
"It was with us all the way"
"They were scroted like pigs...it wasn't me."
"We have to assume this simple ba*tard as murdered them"
"It was a dragon..."
"My beautiful bestiary. Soon enough, I began a bit of genetic experimentation of my own" .
"Who were you expecting Santa Claus...?"
Hello friends, my name is Peter Weyland, I am your employer
"When Dallas & Kane are off the ship...I'm senior officer."
Now 85's in charge, great
"I take care of my own..."
"What about our lives, you son-of-a-bitch!?"
"God will take care of you now..."
We have a lot of faith here. Enough even for you
"I thought women weren't allowed...?"
I hope you are right, I really do
"...I thought you'd be smarter than this.
"Dumbass colonists.."
"You're so f*cking stupid you couldn't even spell it..."
"None of them have seen a woman in years..."
"...Kiss my a*se you horny old f*cker"
"Have you ever slept with Ash...?"
"You know I can't lay off the tall ones"
"Oh my God, you're sick."
Can I go now ?
"Vasquez take point..."
Lets Rock!
Pour the lead
"Is that as hard as you fight mother f*cker!"
What choice will it be ?
"I say we abandon this this...get the he'll out of here"
"We must go on. We have to go on."
I thought you'd be smarter than this
"I'm happy to disappoint..."
"Sounds good to me"
"I get that a lot..."
"If she opens her mouth again, shoot her"
"I died..."
"They grew you in a f*king lab"
I prefer "artificial person" myself
"I've heard enough of this and I'm asking you to pull the plug"
"Why don't you freeze him...?"
"How about a little something to lower your spirits"
"Just give me the short version..."
f**k !
"The one you had was a male..."
"10 months"
Where's Apone !?
"Disappeared into one of the cooling ducts"
"Knock it off! I catch either of you playing in the air ducts again, l'll tan your hides."
"But Mom all the kids play it"
"That's because I'm the best..."
"Let's wait till we know what to call it in as"
A perfect organism.
"Good...now lets get rid of it"
"I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie"
Anybody ever tell you, you look dead?
I get that a lot
Man, you look just like I feel.
"No need to be sarcastic"
"Let's talk about the bonus situation..."
"Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the stone age"
"It's like a lion...it stays close to the zebras."
"Where the meat is"
"No ice cream..."
"All we've got here is sh*t"
"You can still have a life...children."
"What guarantee do I have once you've taken it out"
Try me
"Get started working on the floor panel...I'll be right down."
You have my sympathiies
"Your spoiling the mood..."
Why should Iwe put our ass on the line for you ?
"They're already on the line..."
"And you want help from us Y chromo boys"
"You got something better to do..."
"You tell me man I only work here"
"Have you ever shipped out with Ash before...?"
"I don't trust him"
"I don't trust anyone..."
Ripley, I'm scared
"GET AWAY FROM HER...YOU B*TCH!"
This is so nuts. I mean, listen - listen to what you're saying. It's paranoid delusion. How - It's really sad. It's pathetic
The guy's crazy and he smells bad.
"No more cigarettes for you..."
I ain't much for begging
"Well then suit yourself"
"I only need to know one thing...where they are"
"My room. Ten minutes."
"You forgot the Science Division's Quarantine Law..."
Earth, what a shithole
"I'm a stranger here myself..."
"We've got our own little world out here It's not much but It's ours"
Now all we need is a deck of cards
"It's game time"
"Game over man...Game over"
Knock it off !
"That's the plan you have my word on it"
Cross your heart and hope to die ?
"I may be synthetic but I'm not stupid"
"That's worth drinking to, I'd imagine."
"Ahhh the intellectual speaks"
"This is a really good show..."
"Buh"
Right
"Yeah shape up what are you some kind of parrot"
It's a lion
"Most animals retreat from fire, yes?"
"How about temperature...what if we change it?"
"Hotter than hell in here."
"It's like the goddamn tropics in here"
"I can't see a God d*mn thing..."
Is that how it's done ?
Its a dry heat
"Muthur says the sun's coming up in a couple of hours..."
"Maybe we should build a fire, sing a couple of songs"
Wait for the f**king signal !
"This is the signal...blink...blink...blink...blink"
It's not a map, it's invitation
"We call them engineers..."
Walk in the park !
"Swell"
"Walking distance?"
17 days
"17 days? Hey man, I don't want to ring on your parade but we're not going to last 17 hours..."
"Why don't we put her in charge...?"
"Affirmative"
"Unless someone has a better idea...I say we proceed with Dallas plan."
"Yeah, what are we going to use as bait?"
Quinitricetyline
"I knew that"
Try harder
"I ain't much for begging..."
Parker, will you listen to the man ?
I'm senior officer when Dallas and Kane are off the ship..."
Cup of tea, ma'am ?
"Can I finish my coffee...it's the only good thing on the ship."
T minus 10 minutes
"Mind if I give it a try..."
My room. 10 minutes
"That's not our system..."
"They're your crew now. They need a leader".
All personnel evacuate immediately
"You got 40 seconds to get to the escape pod."
I wanna go home and party
"I can point you in the right direction. But I can't join you I have a previous engagement"
You're spoiling the mood
"I have a job to do..."
Don't play with me, Mr. Clemens
"I find you unpleasant to be around..."
"Keep your sarcasms to yourself"
"That's not quite out of the manual..."
"And are you that next visionary?"
Stop your grinning and drop your linen
"You always were an a**hole Gorman"
Don't call me that!
Would ya Sarge? That'd be great
You screw with me one more time and I'll cut you in half
"I say we take off and nuke the site from space..."
Tell me one thing: wheeeeere they aaaaaare ?
"We arrived there this morning.
"Its tiny..."
"Big things have small beginnings"
Look at my works, you mighty - and despair
"Anytime anywhere"
"What are you talking about..."
"I don't know."
"I was wrong.We were so wrong!" :'(
You stupid piece of shit, shut the f**k up and stop causing panic !
"Your so f**king stupid you couldn't even spell it..."
"What's this 85...?"
"And er don't call me that"
"Parker...?....Lambert...?"
I think I've found Vincent!
"Can you chew a little quieter?..."
It ain't against God
"There's a lake in the terraforming zone on Origae-6".
"Wonderful. It's 40 below outside and the rescue team is 10 hours away so that makes a lot of sense"
Now all we need is a deck of cards
"Is that tobacco?"
"Cigarettes!"
"Don't I always give you cigarettes first"
(https://aliens30anni.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/bishop2_dvd1999_d.jpg?w=584)
Smoking or nonsmoking?
Interesting
"Would you open the God D*mned hatch...we have to get him inside "
"Even if it's against the law"
It ain't against God
"What's it got down his throat?"
Some kind of resin
"Corn bread, I think"
"Nah, that's a bunch of horseshit."
Looks like a goddamn town meeting
"What happened to Kane...?"
She drowned
"Was she your daughter...?"
Get away from her, you bitch !
"It's not exactly a traditional fetus."
"It must have happened in hyper-sleep"
Alright, we waste him. No offense
"Can you imagine how disappointing it would be...to hear the same thing from your creator?"
Do you have any faith, sister ?
"Not much..."
All we have here is SHIT
"DON'T TOUCH IT!...DON'T TOUCH IT!!!"
"Don't touch that. It's dangerous honey"
Right
"I'm cold..."
Let's go to the furnace
Have you got some sort of plan?
That's the plan, you have my word on it
"Calling Antarctica traffic control. Do you read me, Antarctica?"
"Keep trying..."
Don't ask
"Give me the short version..."
f**k !
"It's a fork..."
"Has ... no-one discussed this with you yet?"
"It's not exactly out of the manual..."
"You've blown the trans-axel. You're just grinding metal."
Did IQ's just drop sharply while i was away?
"Ah, the intellectual speaks!"
"It's somewhere around the third junction..."
"Charlie, look. It's a Pauling Med-Pod. They only made a dozen of these".
"A rather expensive piece of hardware."
You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse
"I thought you'd be smarter than this"
"You do your job...let me do mine...yes"
"And er...our guest"
"Making him a tough little son of a b*tch..."
"No. It's a rock. No indigenous life"
"It's a planatoid..."
"I don't want to go back to where we came from. I want to go where they came from".
Express elevator to hell, going down !
"I don't ... recognise this place"
"It's the result of such an unusually long hyper sleep..."
Who is Snowwhite ?
"She saw an ALIEN once..."
Goddamit, that's not alll !
"Is there any news about my daughter...?"
Total Brain Lock
"It's a mural... "
"...nothing but scribblings of savages living in dirty little caves."
"It's a cave...a cave of some sort."
"The ship will self destruct in t-minus 10 minutes..."
"This isn't a Weyland ship"
"This is the Commercial Towing Vehicle NOSTROMO out of the Solomon's..."
F**k
"This was her idea..."
"It's our responsibility to protect the 2,000 colonists on this ship... "
"My, my...so many good souls."
"How many...how many families?"
"His name is David, and he is the closest thing to a son
I will ever have. Unfortunately, he is not human".
"I forget your not a real boy..."
"I prefer the term artificial person myself"
I'm just a glorified toaster
"You know, when I was your age, I used to have these awful Nightmare" .
"I'm cold..."
Bonus Situation
"Found it...just short of Zeta ll Reticuli"
"Swell"
"How bout a little something to lower your spirits..."
"Well that's a switch"
"Now we just have to find it..."
Jonesy ?
Hudson Come here. Come Here!
"Can I finish my coffee...it's the only good thing on the ship"
(https://www.the-solute.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Alien-3-Ripley-640x360.jpg)
No
"Convulsion!"
Don't touch it ! Don't touch it !
"Dry dock time..."
I never thought id see one
"It's because of you..."
"A king has his reign and then he dies. It's inevitable..."
"When Dallas and Kane are off the ship...I'm senior officer."
Morse ... why don't you shut the f**k uo ?
"Well ain't that sweet"
"Well I've had better...but I've had worse"
"God will take care of you now sister"
Is that's how it's done ?
"It's stenciled on the back of your shorts"
"Next silly question..."
"How do I get out of this chicken sh*t outfit"
"How long till we're functional...?"
"Ahhh that's a bunch of horse sh*t we can take off without that"
"This is MY ship. Take us home!"
"Where's earth?"
In the basement
"This whole place is a basement"
Here. Where the meat is.
"No need to be sarcastic"
No more cigarettes for you
"Why? Why are the innocent punished"
Hey, Sarge. You'll get lip cancer smoking those !
"Cigarettes!"
It ain't against God
"Do you believe in this heaven s**t?"
"If anyone's interested we have it on disc."
"Look man I only need to know one thing...where they are"
It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian
"I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them f**king each other over for God damn percentage"
Let's talk about bonus situation
"Forty-two million in adjusted dollars."
Alright, I'm in
"And you you little sh*t head you're staying here"
Don't call me that!
"Right 85"
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F**k
Standard procedure is to do what the hell they tell you to do
"It's very pretty...what am I looking at?"
It's a rock
"Let me make an incision"
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry !
"Off and on me now"
"Sorry...Sorry...Sorry"
Forgive me
"Not a concept I'm familiar with."
"My room,10 minutes... "
Spoiler
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Ripley, I'm scared
"Don't be afraid I'm part of the family"
Do you have any news about my daughter ?
"It was a random localized event, sir. There's no way to detect spontaneous stellar flares... until it's too late".
I just wanna go home and party
F**k
Not bad, for a human
Buh
Fork
"F*ck"
"Hold that door!"
Spoiler
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"Open it"
Spoiler
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Cup of tea, ma'am ?
"Can I finish my coffee? It's the only good thing on this ship"
Don't ask
That shit is really hard to come by
All we have here is shit
"It looks like some kind of secreted resin."
And it's full of leathery objects, like eggs or something.
"Michael George Hartly, you're a philosopher".
Treat a queen like a whore and a whore like a queen. You can't go wrong
"You happen to be in my seat..."
This is rumour control, here are the facts
"Somebody give me a straight answer..."
It's awfully cloak and dagger stuff.
"Ash are you receiving...?"
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid
"It's looks like a warning..."
Spunkmeyer ? Goddamit...
"If we remove it...it could kill him."
So I say: f**k that thing ! Let's fight it !
"I'm gonna go out after them..."
"What!? and end up like the others!"
Sounds good to me
"No need to be sarcastic"
Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the Stone Age
"You have no weapons of any kind..."
This is a scientific expedition, no weapons.
"What are we supposed to use...harsh language?"
No ice cream
God dammit!
That's the idea. You have my word on it
"That's quite a story..."
Because one of these things managed to wipe out my entire crew in less than 24 hours
"Look man I only need to know one thing...where they are"
Get out of the way !
cant say i blame you she is severely @@@@able
f**k you, man
"Any news about my daughter...?"
She drowned
"We have to do an autopsy..."
Hey, mira, look at Snow White
"She saw a ALIEN once..."
Get away from her you, BITCH !
"I'm the monsters mother..."
Ripley, I'm scared
they mostly come at night, mostly
"Why do they tell little kid's that...?
"... It's not in my contract to do this kind of duty."
Standard procedure is to do whatever the hell they tell you to do.
"I don't trust him..."
Yeah, the guy's crazy and he smells bad.
No climate control
Yeah man, but it's a dry heat.
"I thought you fixed 12 module...?"
"We didn't miss anything"
When we fix something it stays fixed.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
No offence
"We shouldn't have landed on this damn ball..."
"Right"
It's a rock. No ingenious life.
Look, I'm just a geologist. I like rocks.
I LOVE ROCKS! Now, it's clear you two don't give a shit about rocks. But what you do seem to care about is gigantic dead bodies 🙄 ..and as I don't really have anything to contribute in the gigantic dead body
ARENAaaaa!!!! >:( 👉👈I'm gonna go back to the ship. If you don't mind.
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Is that tobacco in your respirator?
"Cigarettes!"
Fiendishly inventive
"I've not seen anything like it before..."
"Apparently she saw an Alien once"
I died
Anybody ever tell you, you look dead man?
You're a beautiful, beautiful butterfly
"Is this another bug hunt Sir...?"
(https://i.gifer.com/T8kz.gif)
"In Space No One Can Hear You Scream..."
Quoting the poster
Ash, can you hear me? ASH!! [Slams hands on table]
I may be synthetic but I'm not stupid
Right, I almost forgot you're not a real boy.
He trusted me!
:'(
👉👈
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"I don't trust anyone..."
You're a goddamn Company man !
"When Dallas and Kane are off the ship...I'm senior officer..."
You had your chance, Gorman
"Lets not be to hasty..."
Let's rock !
We've been here before Fifield!
"I can hear you..."
Look into my eye
Parker, will you just listen to the man!
I just wanna go home and party
"Based on the time to and from the planet...9 months "
What are they waiting for, David ?
"We call them engineers..."
But I'm fairly certain your Engineers are nothing but scribblings of savages living in dirty little caves.
"It's a rock no indigenous life..."
It's fossilized
"It's stenciled on the back of your shorts!"
Sonavabitch is HUGE!!
A blast radius of thirty kilometers,
Walking distance?
5 meters, 4 !
"Thats in the room..."
Jonesy ?
Who were you expecting, Santa Claus?
Spike ?
"What kind of animal would do this to a dog?"
His name is David. He's the closest thing to a son I've ever had. Unfortunately he is not human.
"What are you some kind of parrot...?"
I prefer the term, "artificial person" myself.
I like your new haircut
"...have you ever been mistaken for a man"
Must be a chicks' thing
Doesn't matter when it's Arcturian.
Meat, if you will
"It's like a Lion sticks close to the Zebras"
Just give me the short version, how far to Earth?
"I just wanna go home and party..."
You have my sympathies
"Calling Antarctica Traffic Control...Do You Read Me...?"
No radio, no feed source, nobody home!
Well, there goes our salvage, guys
"You should know..."
"That's not our system"
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
That's a bunch of horseshit!
All we have here is shit
...you have my sympathies.
*weird noises Ash makes while trying to choke Ripley with porn magazine*
"Looks like some sort of secreted resin"
As I thought, Mr. Aaron, as I thought
Maybe it's Martian piss?
Is that tobacco in your respirator?
My own recipe. Way more dangerous.
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen
Sonavabitch is HUGE!
"Do you have any news about my daughter...?"
I don't ask because it takes two weeks to get an answer out here, and the answer is always "Don't ask."
Quit gripping
Nobody gives a shit about you 85, you're not one of us.
"This is rumor control...here are the facts"
We ain't got no entertainment center, no climate control, no video system, no surveillance, no freezers, no f**king ice cream, no rubbers, no women, no guns. All we got here is SHIT
They ain't paying us enough for this, man.
"Does that mean if they find what they're looking for...we get full shares?"
Get away from her, you bitch !
"I think I know why they dont come down here...its you...you got no personality"
Ah, the intellectual speaks
"You should know..."
Do me a favor- disconnect me
"No...he has to go back"
The guy's crazy and he smells bad.
"I like your new haircut..."
I really appreciate your affections.
I died
Anyone want to say any last words?
I keep telling you I want to die!
"God will take care of you now sister"
Serve in heaven or reign in hell. Which is it to be?
"Crazy bas**rds. Andrews used to call them Dillon's God squad"
Who were you expecting ? Santa Claus ?
"Back to the ol'freezereno's..."
I'm cold
"What do you want me to do...fetch your slippers?"
"Look into my eye"
It's fossilized
"It's been dead a long time"
"It's a rock no indigenous life..."
Deep cold, well below the line.
f**k !
"Buh"
"I'm not going back...I wouldn't be any good to you if I did."
Alright, I'm in
He's comin' in. I feel safer already.
No need to be sarcastic
"And please, do make yourselves at home."
"20 kilometers on ascension..."
Right to the wall !
"Spit on it for five minutes...will ya"
Big things have small beginnings
Ill do the fingering
I can get you off
When one note is off it destroys the whole symphony, David
"How do I get out of this chicken s**t outfit"
"You can't."
"Damn company. What about our lives you son of a b**ch"
No offence
That is crazy! That is horse shit! They will not kill us!
Thank you, Mr. Dillon. Now, this is rumour control, here are the facts
That's very profound Golic. Thank you.
"Is there anything else I should know...?"
Fork
"How are our weapons...?"
It's fork
"What say...got any biscuits?"
No f**king ice cream
Yeah, but treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. Right Frank?
"Spikey...is that you?"
"...that stupid dog of yours. Get it out of here!"
"Who would do this to a dog...?"
"...We'll chop her up later and throw her in a stew"
No man, I don't wanna know what it's made of!
It doesn't matter when It's Arcturian
It's good for you, boy. Eat it.
What are they waiting for, David ?
"We're waiting for God to return to raise his servants to redemption"
It's what I choose to believe
No prayers
"God will take care of you now sister!"
Bishop, GOD DAMN YOU !
"I prefer the term artificial person myself"
Right, I almost forgot you're not a real boy
So, David, you're gonna tell me exactly what's going on... or I am going to seriously f**k up your perfect composure.
"You read it I thought it was clear"
It's a long, sad story. And more than a little melodramatic.
"In an insane world a sane man...must.. appear...insane"
To compose something so majestic, one could die happy... if one died.
This is the worst shit I've ever seen, man.
Beatiful butterfly
You created these David?
"Even if its against the law..."
"...You do your job and let me do mine"
Ash is a goddamn robot !
"The A/2's always were always a bit twitchy"
" I forgot your not a real boy..."
They've made a few upgrades since your time.
"I doubt that"
"I can run that loader..."
You can't fly one of these things too, can you?
"I don't know...anything you can do?"
I'll go. I mean, I'm the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway.
"Good idea...Bishop should go"
"I maybe synthetic but I'm not stupid"
Are you the new asshole model they're putting out?
"I'm just a glorified toaster"
Here's some cornbread.
"Stay away from me Bishop..."
Do me a favour. Disconnect me.
"God will take care of you now..."
"Quick easy and painless"
"Amen"
"We give you thanks, O' Lord. Your wrath has come and the time is near for us to be judged. The apocalypse is upon us! Let us be ready! Let your mercy be just!"
Guess she don't like the cornbread either
"Eat it....its good for you boy"
Well, you should know what it's made of.
"This is a really good show..."
What's this crap supposed to be?
"You pound down the stuff like there is no tomorrow."
"At least you know what its made of..."
My own recipe...
Guess she doesn't like the cornbread either.
"In space no one can hear you scream..."
I'm the monster's mother.
"Who is laying all these eggs...?"
It was a dragon! Feeds on minds.
That being said, don't all children want their parents dead?
"Do you have any news about my daughter...?"
None of them have seen a woman in years.
"Neither have I for that matter"
But we tolerate anybody. Even the intolerable.
"How did you get this wonderful assignment"
Weyland was a superstitious man. He wanted a true believer on board.
"Try harder..."
What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
Cigarettes!!!!
Hey, Sarge, you'll get lip cancer smoking those
I can't bring none of that shit back home with us. Can't let it happen.
You have my sympathies
You're dead. You're dog-meat pal!
"No offense..."
Yeah, but treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. Right, Frank ?
Dwayne. It's Dwayne.
I think I've found Vincent !
Ellen...it's Ellen
Bishop, GODDAMN YOU !
^
lol
"Ash are you receiving this...?"
let's just keep this going for as long as we can, k ?
WHERE'S APONE, WHERE'S APONE !!?
I'm afraid we'll have to assume there's a very good chance this simple bastard has murdered them!
Goddamn it, that's not all! Because if one of those things gets down here, then that will be all!
Look into my eye
There is nothing in the desert, and no man needs nothing
(ignore)
Parker, will you just listen to the man!!
Keep back! Keep back, don't scare her.
You need to stay calm because... She. Is. Beautiful.
Hey Mira, who's Snow White?
That's f**kin' John Denver.
He looks like Phantom Of The Opera
"Ive never seen anything like it..."
Don't touch it !
Believe me, I'd prefer not to.
Guess she doesn't like cornbread either
We'll chop her up later and put her in the stew.
"Your dog meat pal..."
Bay 12, please
If there's anything in here worth looking at, these pups will find them.
"No indigenous life..."
Let's rock !
Quote from: Kradan on Jun 28, 2023, 05:44:02 PMLet's rock !
I couldn't remember the first part of my quote "It's a rock...no indigenous life"
You jogged my memory! :laugh:
"You can walk on it..."
Looks like some sort of secreted resin
Well, I haven't had my breakfast yet.
Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit? Battery acid?
That crap's gonna eat through the hull!
"Im here to make money...not be your friend"
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
Its not like we're engaged or anything.
Treat a queen like a whore and a whore like a queen. You can't go wrong.
Don't be afraid, I'm part of the family
Knock it off! I catch either of you playing in the air ducts again, I'll tan your hides!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5Al1OncRirM/mqdefault.jpg)
Its Just the Cat
Apparently she saw an alien once.
Don't call me that !
Right, right. Somebody said "alien", but she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!
Well, it's an interesting combination of elements making him a... tough little son-of-a-bitch
Spare me, I've had my psych evaluation this month.
You stow that s**t Hudson
Game over, man, GAME OVER !
"Smoking...or non smoking?"
Do we have the capacity to make fire?
Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?
With those things running around? You can count me out.
They mostly come at night. Mostly
Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite...
I don't want to. I have scary dreams
This is why you need to do yoga.
All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill. Assholes and elbows!
When in Rome.
Do make yourselves at home as best you can in this dire necropolis
"Its a rock no indigenous life..."
There is nothing in the desert and no man needs nothing
hey, mira, who's Snow White?
Wake up, pendejo, and then I'm gonna kill you !
That's very profound Golic, thank you.
Look into My Eye
"I've never seen anything like it..."
He looks like Phantom of the Opera.
HE TRUSTED ME !
He don't look too good.
The poor sod backed into a nine foot fan.
We have to do an autopsy.
We have some carving knives in the abattoir, a few more in the mess hall. Some fire axes scattered about the place.
I don't really have anything to contribute in the gigantic dead body arena!
It was a Bad call
I would like you there as a consultant, and that's all.
I gotta bad feeling about this drop
"You always say that...I got a bad feeling about this drop."
How many drops is this for you, Lieutenant?
85
That's a pretty big risk for a Science Officer. It's not exactly out of the manual, is it?
Spare me, Burkе - I've had my psych evaluation this month
You crazy bastard!
But don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy
"How many simulated...?"
hey vazquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?
have you?
What the hell are you doing, man? It's the cat.
i just checked the colony log dirctive dated 6 12 79 signed carter burke j
Whilst this articulation is attested in the Indo-European descendants as a purely paralinguistic form it is phonemic in the ancestral form dating back five millennia or more.
What's this crap supposed to be?
I thought you'd be smarter than this.
You're such a disappointment to me
That damn well hurts!
Initiating anesthetics. Commence surgical procedure.
No, I'm, uh... I'm out of here!
I guess we can just count you out of everything.
Must be a chick thing
Lungs, flooded with fluid. Ergo, she drowned.
We'll chop her up later and put her in the stew.
Its just the cat
Remind me. What is that about curiosity and the cat?
"Animals retreat from fire ... yes?"
Maybe we could build a fire. Sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?
I'll light a Hundred Candles
I'll leave the cremation details to you, Mr. Clemens.
man, this floor is FREEZIN!
Deep cold, well below the line.
Whoopee-do! Hey, I'm impressed. [TV friendly edition]
Quote from: Acid for Blood on Jan 18, 2024, 10:43:18 AMWhoopee-do! Hey, I'm impressed. [TV friendly edition]
Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
The survivor is a woman.
Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?
F**king A!
It's paranoid delusion.
Its really sad, its pathetic.
I'd rather have one and not need it, than need it and not have one.
Quote from: Slutty Badger on Jan 18, 2024, 12:52:17 PMThe survivor is a woman.
I just wanna say that I've taken a vow of celibacy. That also includes women. WE'VE ALL TAKEN THE VOW!!
"This was her idea"
You have my sympathies
I want DCS and Tactical Database assimilation by 08:30
Flame units only. I want rifles slung.
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen.
Let's maintain focus.
"Some of you may have figured out..we're not quite home."
if you liked that, you gonna love this ....
stop screwing around
Does this mean I have to call you captain now?
You read it, I thought it was clear
"That's not our system..."
"I know that"
...f**k...
It's fork
Christie...
Don't call me that ! >:(
"Right 85"
How many combat drops ?
38...simulated.
"I knew that"
Not bad for a... Human
so who is laying these eggs?
We manufacture those, you know.
I think it's great that your keeping busy.
it ...has memories?
were not some greedy little corporation
Fork.
Science officer eyes only
This is why you need to do yoga.
Spare me, Burke. I've had my psych evaluation this month
Good contact on my board.
Love the one you're with.
"Sounds good to me"
"They haven't seen a woman for years..."
Just a little cocktail of my own mix...a sort of eye opener.
"Look into my eye"
My Johnsons that happened
Made of real wood.
Get away from her, you bitch !
"This is Ripley..last survivor of the Nostromo. Signing Off"
T minus 1 minute
Tennessee, open the doors! Now! NOW!
"I read you the answer is negative"
"Inner hatch open..."
I want this loading lock sealed! Now!
"This air shaft might work to our advantage..."
Knock it off! I catch either of you playing in the airducts again, I'll tan your hides!
I don't know which species is worse, you don't see them f**king each over for a godd*mn percentage.
Strap this on your sore ass Blaine!
Your ass is already on the line, the question is what are you gonna do about it?
"I say we abandon the ship...we get the shuttle and get the hell out of here..."
Alright Frost, you're driving.
Where's the damn beacon?
Look into my eye
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 13, 2024, 05:13:55 AMLook into my eye
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Ssssssss
Jonesy?
"Parker...?...Lambert..?"
Junior ! Behind you !
"Can I finish my coffee? it's the only good thing on this ship..."
Big things have small beginnings
"Drink Elgyn?"
"Constantly."
Straight up. No ice, no water, no chaser.
Ah, I like your new haircut.
"My legs hurt..."
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
"What the hell are you talking about...?"
I'm confident I can communicate with them, provided your thesis is correct.
Magnificent
"Wierzbowski and Crowe are down."
We nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
Do you want it on your feet? Or on your f**king knees? Begging! I ain't much for begging. Nobody ever gave me nothing.
Cup of tea, ma'am ?
Bring me the tea.
Micro changes in air density my ass.
There's nothing back here !
You tell me man, I only work here...
Duly noted.
It was random localised event.
There's no way to detect spontaneous stellar flares until it's too late.
Son, I gave you my authorisation code. It's E A T M E.
An outbreak of cholera would look extremely bad on a report, would it not sir.
They can bill me.
You're my creation
Oh yeah, I almost forgot you're not a real boy, huh?
I think it might be better if I left. I find you...unpleasant to be around.
^^^^^
(I love clever response quotes *****)
"Your in my seat...do you mind"
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Man, this floor is freezing
Let's make it to the furnace
It's like the goddamn tropics in here.
Yer man it's a dry heat
No fscking ice cream ...
Who were you expecting, Santa Claus?
Stick around
"Get started on the floor panel..I'll be right down..."
Can't you chew a little quieter?
"Ok, who are the comedians?"
Knock it off people
Gazpacho.
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Cup of tea, ma'am?
Bring me the tea, David!
Try this, it's a little hot chocolate.
uh oh, I made a clean spot here now
Jesus Johner what'dya put in this shit, battery acid?
Moonshine, my own recipe...way more dangerous.
(https://i.gifer.com/UQvs.gif)
Can you imagine how disappointing it would be to hear the same thing from your creator?
Buh ?
I'll do the fingering
You just stay away from me, Bishop. You got that straight?
I prefer the term, artificial person myself
Quote from: TheBATMAN on Apr 16, 2024, 02:18:28 PMOh yeah, I almost forgot you're not a real boy, huh?
Kill you! Does that compute, or do I have to draw you a schematic?
Right through the f**king wall !
Do you want a smack you stupid wanker, shut the hell up and stop causing panic!
I cannot authorise that kind of action, I'm sorry.
Ash is a goddamn robot !
Yeah, like you never f**ked a robot.
Every mission needs a good synthetic.
I will find the cord that makes you run and I will cut it.
Ambulate.
"God will take care of you now sister"
"I've got one inside me..."
"Well doctor...it's not exactly a traditional fetus".
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"If that thing is inside you how did it get there"
What inside me
WHATS IN F**KING SIDE ME?
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Fork.
He's insufferable. Its worse when he's happy right.
Right
No
You are my creation.
I've found perfection here. I've created it. The perfect organism.
"You admire it"
"I admire its purity..."
I hate space.
This is why you need to do more yoga.
"I wanna go home and party"
Janek, if you don't stop it there won't be any home to go back to
"What you say? You got any biscuits over there?"
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 20, 2024, 04:26:13 PM"What you say? You got any biscuits over there?"
I keep seeing cornbread.
How long's it been since you got any sleep? 24 hours?
Sleep when you die, man.
I died
Elizabeth Shaw didn't die in the crash.
I guess she doesn't like cornbread either
At least you know what it's made of.
Listen i'd rather be eating something else, but right now i'll stick to food...
Eat this!
In the pipe five by five
"Watch your fingers"
"Come on down here...something different down here" Kane
"I'd rather be eating something else. But right now I'm thinking of food"
Wonderful, so you just want us to stay here and let this thing have us for lunch.
Yeah we got thousands of them but no batteries. I told you nothing works here.
"Just be damned sure nobody puts their hand on the end of it..."
Brett
Boy's definitely got a corn cob up his ass.
Best of luck.
Dont hold them like that. Hold them like this. You could f**king kill someone you f**kin' moron.
*slap
"This thing is really p*ssed off!"
Shit! Motherf**ker!
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"...what about our lives you son of a b*tch"
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Whilst this articulation is attested in the Indo-European descendants as purely paralinguistic form, it is phonemic in the ancestral form dating back five millennia or more.
Now let's attempt schleicher's fable.
/ida hmanÐm aÐ kja namÐtuh zdÐ:taha/.../ghÐÐvah–pjorn–Ðttham sas da:tÐ kredah/
Don't call me that...
No offence
"I don't trust him..."
Ripley
"I don't trust anybody"
It feeds on minds. Nobody can stop it.
Don't push me little call. You hang with us for a while, you will find out I am not the man with whom to f**k.
"It's because of you...nobody comes down here.."
Parker
You can hear them sigh, and wish to die,
You can see them blink with their other eye,
At the man who broke the bank in Monte Carlo.
"...you screw with me one more time I'll cut you in half"
Im sorry I dont think I understand...
"And you want help from us Y chromo boys huh"
Alright then. Good luck with that.
It's in there with you
"Is the there any news about my daughter...?"
Ripley
"Apparently she saw an alien once".
Not bad ... for a human
"I'm not a droid!"
I should of known, no human is that humane.
Lydecker?
You kids are not even supposed to be on this level, go on, get out of here.
I like whining
Standard procedure is to do what the hell they tell you to do.
You got something better to do ?
Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs! Why don't we try that?
Let's try it. I mean most animals retreat from fire, yes?
Do we have the capacity to make fire?
Humans have enjoyed that privilege since the Stone Age.
Our first true piece of technology.
Starboard side, I'm gonna torch the f**ker.
"Kane's son..."
Mommy !
"Treat a queen like a whore and a whore like a queen..."
Are you finished?
I hope you're right. I really do.
"Because just one of those things killed my entire crew in less than 24 hours..."
Ripley