Snatch
"Protection from what? Ze Germans?"
"It's behind you, Tyrone. When you reverse, things come from behind you!"
"I don't care if he's Mohammad I'm 'Ard Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters!"
"Whythef**kdoIwantacaravanthat'sgotnof**kin'wheels?"
"For every action, there's a reaction. And a pikey reaction is quite a f**king thing."
I still think I prefer Lock, Stock..., but this is absolutely solid gold Ritchie.