Utter mince. How many are we up to now:
-Ripley's daughter
-Ripley's distant ancestor
-Ripley's distant descendant
-Hicks' wife
-Vasquez' sister
-Vasquez' nephew
-Vasquez' children
-Apone's brother
-Kane's daughter
Did I get everyone?
Great! I need a drink. Let me know when we get to Brett's second cousin twice removed on his father's side.
My money's on Count Olaf.