Yo my friends, here my super awesome Predator 3 story. Go easy on me cuz it my first fan ficton. It about The Elder to come earth and take down Vengeance for The Wolf. All the people from AVPR are in this story as well ;D!
Predator III: Vengeance for Wolf
Screenplay by Robby
the Predator characters created by Jim Thomas and John Thomas.
Based on the Dark Horse comic book series
–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––Fade from black...
We see a huge ship in space passing by Mars. After a moment, we begin to see stars form all over the screen. Little bit by little bit more and more stars appear.
Then fadein into the ship and then see four predators on the ship walking on the top and gurding it from the outside. Suddenly, we see some type of star ship appear from the left side of the screen. Then those star ships fly down at the top of ship. After the ships arrive on top of the ship, we see two predators walking out of the ship and walking to the other four predators who where gurding the ship. One of the other predator who walk out of the ship pull out a credit card out of his pocket and hands it to the predator gurds on the ship. The card it self has a message and must send to the Elder said The Predator gurd and the other predators runs to the door.
After runing to the door, the predator gurd bumps his head at the wall and falls on the ground. Then the elder walks into the hallway and see the gurd on the ground. He gives them a hand and picks them off the ground. After the Gurd got up, he hands the elder the credit and the elder has no cule what the hell is going with the card. After the moment, the elder walks to the computer attact to the wall in the hallway and puts the card into the computer. It truns out the Wolf is dead and the Elder begins to scream like crazy, to found out that his son is dead.
"Those mother f**kers are going to die. Pay back is like bitch" said the Elder Predator.
Then the Elder Predator runs to the space pod and enter into the pod, then pod flashs a red light and said "Ready to go" said in a robot like voice. The elder predator begins to push buttons and the pod closes then the pod flys out of ship and heads to earth.
'Wolf! Forgive for my sins!" Said the Elder Predator.
Ext. Pentagon & control center – Day.
We see the colony's control center. Then in the pentagon, we see a group of people in the control center watching a big control screen of the earth. We see other workers walking around, giving papers to others, answer phone calls and typing up information into the colony's database. Then all sudden we see a huge big red dot on the screen and all of the people are talking out loud saying what going on.
Then we see a NASA person walking into the door and talks about it going on. "It looks like there a comit heading to earth" said the NASA person. Everyone is worried that the earth is damge and then we see a random person runing to the door and gabs a gun then kills his self because he thinks the earth is doom. Then there is blood and guts all over the ground and the president hears the sound, and walks to the room.
Barack Obama: "What was that sound and who killed the guy?"
NASA person: "He killed him self"
Barack Obama: "Say what?"
NASA person: "That right. He killed himself because he thought we are all doom due a unkown object heading to the earth"
Barack Obama: "Do we know what it is?"
NASA person: "Not really but i doubt it major"
Barack Obama: "I think we should keep it a sercet and not tell anyone about it like the event back in 2004 when we droop the bomb to wipe out those unknow group of animals"
FBI agent: "Good idea if anyone know about it then we should just say it a star then a comit that we will kill people"
FBI agent: "I like the idea. After we love keeping the stuff from people"
Barack Obama: "You guys take care of it. I will be going back to my office eating my KFC.
After the presdient went to his office, we see a FBI agent making a phone call.
FBI agent: "I know what it....over"
Yutani: "I know....a alien ship"
FBI agent: "I will talk to you later"
Then outside we a group of people outside in DC then a Space probe begins to enter Earth's atmosphere and becomes engulfed in a flame. a FBI agent stops to see something on fire falling from the clouds. The probe hits the ground creating a little crator.
FBI agent: "Nothing to see here people. Go back to your everyday lives and let us take care of this"
Then a huge clouds of smoke appear and the elder predator runs out of the pod then escape. After the smoke disappears, it looks like the pod was empety and nothing was there.
Off in the forest, we see the Elderpredator walking in the woods and follows it up to a group of people heading into the Elder Predator ways.
Hooker #1: "Hey baby!"
Hooker #2: "You want some of this?"
Disgusted, The Elder Predator continues walking down the alley. This one hooker walks in front of the Elder Predator.
Juney: My name is Juney and I'm horny. Want to play, bad boy?
The Elder Predator ignores her and walks passed her. Celine grabs the Elder Predator leg
Celine: "I'm Celine, a friend of Juney. I see your out of town and i love your hair"
Jumey: "It looks so cool and your mask is awesome to. Now show me your face".
Then the hookers take off all there shirts and pants then try to have sex with The Elder Predator. turns around and chops off Celine's arm. Then all of the other hookers ran alway until The Elder Predator use a flame throw and kill them.
Elder Predator: "Im...must...go"
Then Elder Predator walks alway and begins to cover the dead bodies alway so knows what happens.
Chapther 2 is next and talks about what happen to Kelly O'Brien family and how things have been going since AVPR.
What the heck? I'm sorry but the dialog was pretty humorous and stupid.
Give me tips to make chapther 2 better.
No offense, but it kinda sounds like a bad kirate movie, not that I am saying that my fan fic is better ( http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=19898.0 ), actually, mine could be worse.
Well first of all you made Barack sound like some street gangster, the dialog seems to typical and straight forward like some comedy movie. And why do preds speak English when they have there own clicking language?
A Predator saying "I'm must go"
the hell?
o and Lulz at the Barack Obama involvement
"Pay back is like bitch"
"I will be going back to my office eating my KFC'
What kind of joke is that?
No offense,but this is Terra-Horrible
The dialogue is horrendous and totally unfunny (if it's even meant to be funny) . Sorry bud.
Sorry, but this isn't very good, the dialogue is just awful and the Predator said some pretty stupid things.
I'd prefer it if Predator's didn't talk at all. :P Just describe what they're doing and that moves their motives along.
Sorry dude but this story is terrible. :-\
The bit with the hookers made me lolwut actually. :D
Bump for the lulz.
QuoteEveryone is worried that the earth is damge and then we see a random person runing to the door and gabs a gun then kills his self because he thinks the earth is doom.
Absolute genius ROFLMFAO!!!
lulz.
ROFLMFAO!!!
Third time reading this and it will NEVER get old.
I miss this guy.
Unban him. I need more quotes to use.
The Barack Obama - KFC part could be the most racist thing I ever heard :D
Quote from: Kimarhi on Jun 07, 2009, 12:20:43 AM
Unban him. I need more quotes to use.
Completely agree.
Quote from: Vulhala on Jun 07, 2009, 11:25:39 AM
The Barack Obama - KFC part could be the most racist thing I ever heard :D
Brad was mixed though wasn't he?
He is part Mixcan and Black, so yes. I have not talk to him for a while since he has another job in another city which is a hour alway from my house.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Jun 07, 2009, 09:02:07 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Jun 07, 2009, 11:25:39 AM
The Barack Obama - KFC part could be the most racist thing I ever heard :D
Brad was mixed though wasn't he?
Still doesn't mean you can't be racist, I mean even I sometimes speak in racist ways about my own people, but it's all fun, nothing serious lol.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jun 12, 2009, 01:41:52 AM
Quote from: Kimarhi on Jun 07, 2009, 09:02:07 PM
Quote from: Vulhala on Jun 07, 2009, 11:25:39 AM
The Barack Obama - KFC part could be the most racist thing I ever heard :D
Brad was mixed though wasn't he?
Still doesn't mean you can't be racist, I mean even I sometimes speak in racist ways about my own people, but it's all fun, nothing serious lol.
Difference between a racist and a humorist.
^^^Got me there lol.
One more time. I really think this should be stickied :D
I love the way hookers try to rape the elder predator :D
Still laughing over this amazing piece of work.
Oh... wow... :D
He is truly, a superior kind of clown of what we get today.
oldschool trolling.
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Mar 24, 2010, 01:23:41 AM
He is truly, a superior kind of clown of what we get today.
oldschool trolling.
Trolling at it's finest indeed.
This is sheer brilliance.
One of the finest works of literature of our time.
Hell, on a serious note, it's better than Twilight!
...then again, that's not hard to acomplish! :D
Where have you been all my life? This is balls out retarded and yet, funny at the same time.
Is it possible for someone to just add to this? Cus I feel that I want this to continue, but at the same time that would probably ruin this gem of brilliance.
I don't think I could be that random.
Quote from: Kimarhi on Apr 17, 2010, 01:01:53 AM
I don't think I could be that random.
Or that dumb.
The man is a genius.
It just gets funnier every time you read it. He should be given a job on staff and his own thread just to pump that kinda thing out all day!
Quote
"Those mother f**kers are going to die. Pay back is like bitch" said the Elder Predator.
Then the Elder Predator runs to the space pod and enter into the pod, then pod flashs a red light and said "Ready to go" said in a robot like voice. The elder predator begins to push buttons and the pod closes then the pod flys out of ship and heads to earth.
'Wolf! Forgive for my sins!" Said the Elder Predator.
I just laugh so hard i can't bear it :D :D :D
Whenever anyone is feeling down, this will pick them right the f**k up.
Holy shit! How come I discovered this brilliant piece of art just now?
Was this guy for real? :D
So real that he was silenced for his awesomness.
A shame he got banned. That line with Obama and KFC almost killed me. :D
That was freaken hilarious, Hookers trying to rape pred = win!
Quote from: Puks on Apr 20, 2010, 09:20:03 PM
A shame he got banned. That line with Obama and KFC almost killed me. :D
Extremely racist yet epic win-age. ;D
Hookers!!!! AHAHAH AVP GOLD!!!!
Quote"Im...must...go"
Lmao. I have no idea how many times I have read this now, but it's sheer brilliance.
I'm going to go and give it another read.
EDIT: *after reading* (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwebpub.allegheny.edu%2Fstudent%2Fs%2Fslosara%2Fweblog%2Fart_of_laughter_9.jpg&hash=61750aa8dc6c167fde5a87a3b25df34b8ec2dc0e)
QuoteBarack Obama: Say what?
Hahaha ;D
Wow, just read this for the first time, and it is brilliant. It is the definitive Predator 4 (since Predators is the official Predator 3). Should this be filmed, complete with chapter 2, of course, it will be the one Predator sequel to top the original. Like all of us, I was truly horrified when Wolf died in AVPR after his fight with the Predalien. Wolf was clearly the greatest Predator, and it is comforting to know that his father, an elder Predator, has returned to Earth in order to bring back honor to his family. This story introduces us to amazing new Predator technology, such as the credit card containing the message about Wolf's death. it also shows us that just because the Predator is the ultimate hunter, does not mean that it is perfect. We learned in Predator that a series of intricate traps in the woods set by Arnold Schwarzenegger is enough to damage a Predator, and Vengeance for Wolf taught us that a wall can be just as effective. We also learned that the Predator's cloaking device has been truly expanded upon, rather than just making the Predator invisible to the eye, now it makes the Predator actually appear to be human. With amazing hair, nonetheless. If only chapter 2 had been written, so we could have delved more into the stories of the amazing characters we got to meet in AVPR. This truly would have been the perfect Predator 4.
I was in f**king tears reading this. :D
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 02, 2010, 09:33:56 PM
Wow, just read this for the first time, and it is brilliant. It is the definitive Predator 4 (since Predators is the official Predator 3). Should this be filmed, complete with chapter 2, of course, it will be the one Predator sequel to top the original. Like all of us, I was truly horrified when Wolf died in AVPR after his fight with the Predalien. Wolf was clearly the greatest Predator, and it is comforting to know that his father, an elder Predator, has returned to Earth in order to bring back honor to his family. This story introduces us to amazing new Predator technology, such as the credit card containing the message about Wolf's death. it also shows us that just because the Predator is the ultimate hunter, does not mean that it is perfect. We learned in Predator that a series of intricate traps in the woods set by Arnold Schwarzenegger is enough to damage a Predator, and Vengeance for Wolf taught us that a wall can be just as effective. We also learned that the Predator's cloaking device has been truly expanded upon, rather than just making the Predator invisible to the eye, now it makes the Predator actually appear to be human. With amazing hair, nonetheless. If only chapter 2 had been written, so we could have delved more into the stories of the amazing characters we got to meet in AVPR. This truly would have been the perfect Predator 4.
10/10 for the review.
I see your words are dripping with sarcasm. ;D
Sorry but, just awful
Did you not see this was obviously written to be funny?
This is f'ing brilliant. I actually wrote a whole chapter 2, but it wasn't that funny so I'll leave it to you guys. We gotta continue this.
Quote from: shobidoo on Nov 11, 2010, 02:50:10 AM
Did you not see this was obviously written to be funny?
Actually I believe he was totally serious when he wrote it. :D
Thats not humanly possible!!!
You clearly never spoke to this guy. :D
I thought he was just a double account from a well known member still among us? In fact I'm sure he was?
I don't think so, I thought he was a different person entirely. The member you're hinting at isn't like B-RadG at all.
Not any more. I remember they would answer each others posts without being online at the same time.
So it was like infini-trolling?
STA......Secret Trolling Agency........
FBT... Federal Bureau of Trolling.
NARA Nightmare Asylum's Random Acronym
Honestly, after watching this...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/556109 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/556109)
(read the description)
Someone has to do the same for this predator fan fic, please, someone do the same!
That would be awesome.
Honestly, do we know anyone who can do that here at AVPG? Please, this needs to be done!
Haha, the part with the palsma rifle was awesome. Someone should make this :D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyforumpics.com%2Fforums%2FLOL%2F1%2FLOL-Bee.jpg&hash=5a6bfc5d568ade553fbcf1459a3e4419e7509396)
"The teenager was lying out on the street, smoking out an alien bong. The Elder snarled angrily and snatched it from the teenager.
"That's not a bong," he growled "It's for me schlong!"
Eh?
I don't think a teen from Earth would suddenly have an alien Bong with him.
More like, Arcturian bifta.
Holy shit, this is the greatest piece of fanfiction / satire I've read on this forum, pure SA material love it.
HAhahahahaha WHERE HAVE I BEEN AND WHY HAVEN'T I READ THIS BEFORE???
Quote from: Ghostface on May 02, 2011, 10:16:12 AM
HAhahahahaha WHERE HAVE I BEEN AND WHY HAVEN'T I READ THIS BEFORE???
It really should be on the font page.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoofygifs.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F04%2Ffunny-celebrity-bruce-lee-approves.gif&hash=6d0dc0e467a9bb47e49af0320fc3e55f0f1a1760)
Yo mods, Sticky this shit
They honestly need to bring Brad back, just to finish this fan fic, it is a f**king crime against humanity to ban him.
Start a petition!
you start it I'll sign it.
ask and you shall recieve:
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=38621.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=38621.0)
We need an epic reading of this now.
I'll get right to it.
Quote from: Huol on May 03, 2011, 06:27:38 AM
We need an epic reading of this now.
Sir Ian McKellen would be nice. But Ghostface should be just fine.
Quote from: Huol on May 03, 2011, 06:27:38 AM
We need an epic reading of this now.
...you're thinking what i'm thinking?
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 03, 2011, 06:19:51 PM
Quote from: Huol on May 03, 2011, 06:27:38 AM
We need an epic reading of this now.
...you're thinking what i'm thinking?
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Oh my god yes.
Y'know the thought of adapting this into some kind of gmod comic is awfully tempting right about now.
...Do it.
Quote from: Huol on May 04, 2011, 01:33:52 AM
Y'know the thought of adapting this into some kind of gmod comic is awfully tempting right about now.
I will bribe you with intercourse.
Quote from: Huol on May 04, 2011, 01:33:52 AM
Y'know the thought of adapting this into some kind of gmod comic is awfully tempting right about now.
do it i can help colour it, we should write a crowdsourced sequel.
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 04, 2011, 02:32:16 AM
Quote from: Huol on May 04, 2011, 01:33:52 AM
Y'know the thought of adapting this into some kind of gmod comic is awfully tempting right about now.
do it i can help colour it, we should write a crowdsourced sequel.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgyazo.com%2Fe34fe4a58859c6f220116cd40fe012c9.png&hash=557f68e155dce2cbbb0b725c083e56ca997745bd)
Well this is awkward.
Quote from: Vulhala on Nov 11, 2010, 10:00:00 AM
Not any more. I remember they would answer each others posts without being online at the same time.
I hear his friend thug4life where both trolling the forum at the same time before they got banned for good? I was not around most of 2008 on AVPG since I took a break from the site.
Aww shit read comic and not gmod awkward indeed!
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F2jdf8ly.jpg&hash=dba42d0236961a9c66132db5dacea94ccadf3971)
Lord what have I started.
Wuh--
Woah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik#)
Quote from: Huol on May 04, 2011, 04:37:25 AM
Spoiler
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Lord what have I started.
Holy shit that's amazing.
Quote from: Huol on May 04, 2011, 04:37:25 AM
Spoiler
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Lord what have I started.
:D
Once this is finished, it will be AvPG's finest hour. ;D
Quote from: Huol on May 04, 2011, 04:37:25 AM
Spoiler
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Lord what have I started.
Oh lord that Millar caption.
Genius.
pivotal scene
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg837.imageshack.us%2Fimg837%2F5376%2Fvengance.jpg&hash=ee4554665ad626b122250edfdb3faa5017cfb504)
Quote from: Huol on May 04, 2011, 04:37:25 AM
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F2jdf8ly.jpg&hash=dba42d0236961a9c66132db5dacea94ccadf3971)
Lord what have I started.
God bless you Huol. God bless you.
Quote from: Huol on May 04, 2011, 04:37:25 AM
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F2jdf8ly.jpg&hash=dba42d0236961a9c66132db5dacea94ccadf3971)
Lord what have I started.
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 04, 2011, 01:21:37 PM
pivotal scene
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/5376/vengance.jpg
TEARS OF f**kING JOY!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi124.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp30%2FShadowPred%2FGifs%2F2vcsvpjjpg.gif&hash=7477a1fc4d02082b2d30a7dbb32e7d752b3a9479)
I'm amazed how popular this fan fiction has became. It has became the Room of all fan fictions.
This is glorious!
It needs to reach all of the internets.
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 04, 2011, 01:21:37 PM
pivotal scene
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/5376/vengance.jpg
Srsly cant wait
you have my pencil.
Make it happen as soon as possible, these teaser images have made me go insane with laughter.
I couldn't think it can get better xDDD
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 04, 2011, 01:21:37 PM
pivotal scene
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/5376/vengance.jpg
^
I sponsor this
Quote from: FUZION PREDATOR on May 04, 2011, 08:17:30 PM
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 04, 2011, 01:21:37 PM
pivotal scene
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/5376/vengance.jpg
^
I sponsor this
I was actually thinking of you when I put that in there haha
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F23lo237.jpg&hash=ddf31dd0b8f0847e8076b2f379ffb75365573a30)
Narrated by RazorSlash
Both of those are just.... :D
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This is what I have been waiting for!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg832.imageshack.us%2Fimg832%2F954%2Fmrwolf2.jpg&hash=88a6951af4209d54b741e5fd64e7599185be9a0f)
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 05, 2011, 01:26:53 AM
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I lol'd, great work! :D
Quote from: Pn2501 on May 05, 2011, 06:36:09 AM
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OMFG
YES!
Just read through the whole thread! Why was the comic never finished :P
Didn't think there was that much interest, plus I was hoping everyone would do a couple of pages each.
It would be strange with an incoherent artstyle, since everybody has their own.
it's an incoherent story, so it fits.
It'd be a great AVPG project. Have everybody do their own take on a few panels.
IT MUST BE DONE.
Ok so it begins people start producing panels / pages, preferably ones that haven't been made.
I wanted to try and do the first page but I read it again and it's just a mass of nonsensical jiberish!
I would go insane trying. The predators are just outside the ship? And then two ships just fly on to the top of the bigger ship and the Predators seem to phase through into it. And then one "Gurd" trips and :laugh:
How the hell does one adapt that?!?
sorta like this
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mspaintadventures.com%2Fsweetbroandhellajeff%2Farchive%2F001.jpg&hash=3a2960f4ed63c9979896545e225134dae570d291)
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Aug 03, 2011, 08:33:01 PM
sorta like this
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That's a f**king masterpiece.
Make each panel contradict the one before it. Full of gaping continuity errors.
I imagined the predator tripping, then the next panel showing it being pulled into the sun, then it getting up inside the ship and handing the elder a credit card. The next panel is then the elder kicking it in the crotch, and the following panel both of them appearing calm as the elder looks at the card. Then the elder screaming repeatedly at everything for 4 consecutive panels
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Aug 04, 2011, 02:46:55 AM
I imagined the predator tripping, then the next panel showing it being pulled into the sun, then it getting up inside the ship and handing the elder a credit card. The next panel is then the elder kicking it in the crotch, and the following panel both of them appearing calm as the elder looks at the card. Then the elder screaming repeatedly at everything for 4 consecutive panels
Brilliant!
Not to be harsh, but is English your primary language? If it is how old are you?
The whole "KFC" thing is pretty low. Not to mention the hookers trying to get with the Elder Predator...
No it wasn't. And the guy has been gone a long time. Well, at least that account has.....
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 06, 2011, 09:46:06 AM
Well, at least that account has.....
The mods know something...
Quick, someone kidnap one! Interrogate him! We need answers.
Seriously? I can't believe people are still in the dark about it! :laugh:
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 06, 2011, 10:34:15 AM
Seriously? I can't believe people are still in the dark about it! :laugh:
The mods are hiding the truth! Rebel, rebel!!!
Quote from: Self-Destruct on Oct 06, 2011, 08:22:24 AM
Not to be harsh, but is English your primary language? If it is how old are you?
The whole "KFC" thing is pretty low. Not to mention the hookers trying to get with the Elder Predator...
Have you, by any question, seen any of the epic in the following pages?
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Oct 07, 2011, 12:26:20 AM
Quote from: Self-Destruct on Oct 06, 2011, 08:22:24 AM
Not to be harsh, but is English your primary language? If it is how old are you?
The whole "KFC" thing is pretty low. Not to mention the hookers trying to get with the Elder Predator...
Have you, by any question, seen any of the epic in the following pages?
Actually just went through the whole thing...if he was trolling he got me. If not, well...jeus.
This is why I love this place.
Also, mfw this fanfic get's more attention than the more serious one.
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Hang on there are serious ones ;D
J/k
Quote from: Pn2501 on Oct 07, 2011, 12:39:37 AM
Hang on there are serious ones ;D
J/k
This guy. :D
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 07, 2011, 12:20:00 AM
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 06, 2011, 10:34:15 AM
Seriously? I can't believe people are still in the dark about it! :laugh:
The mods are hiding the truth! Rebel, rebel!!!
Stop trying to incite rebellion, Other Me!
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Oct 07, 2011, 06:29:56 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 07, 2011, 12:20:00 AM
Quote from: Vulhala on Oct 06, 2011, 10:34:15 AM
Seriously? I can't believe people are still in the dark about it! :laugh:
The mods are hiding the truth! Rebel, rebel!!!
Stop trying to incite rebellion, Other Me!
What will you do about it?
Ban me? That would be suicide! :D
Best fan-fic ever must not be forgotten!
each time i read this thread it seems more real!
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jul 08, 2012, 08:41:14 PM
each time i read this thread it seems more real!
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I urinated out of laughter.
New poster has been released! :o
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That "3" looks familiar. ;)
I'm assuming you mean this? :D
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Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 08, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
New poster has been released! :o
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It's finally happening.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 08, 2012, 11:31:50 PM
I'm assuming you mean this? :D
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Tremors3DVDscan.jpg/220px-Tremors3DVDscan.jpg
What else. ;D
Quote from: Laufey on Jul 08, 2012, 11:36:48 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 08, 2012, 11:31:50 PM
I'm assuming you mean this? :D
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Tremors3DVDscan.jpg/220px-Tremors3DVDscan.jpg
What else. ;D
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I need my head examined. I'm still laughing about this. :laugh:
Quote from: Bat Chain Puller on Jul 08, 2012, 11:41:59 PM
I need my head examined. I'm still laughing about this. :laugh:
First time? Happens to all of us our first time :D
And our second...
...and third...
...and fou-....and it becomes an addiction! :o :'(
I kinda forgot about it ya know? I mean, one must in order to go on living. I'd never be able to see another Obama ad, enjoy the company of a good hooker, or pass a KFC without careening off the road and getting into laugh induced accident.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 08, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
New poster has been released! :o
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You're Must go see to this....SUMMER 2013
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jul 09, 2012, 12:35:40 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 08, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
New poster has been released! :o
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You're Must go see to this....SUMMER 2013
Im must go. :o
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Jul 09, 2012, 12:35:40 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 08, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
New poster has been released! :o
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You're Must go see to this....SUMMER 2013
This is the shit right here!
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NEVER FORGET!
Quote from: Aspie on Aug 06, 2012, 04:42:35 AM
NEVER FORGET!
Damn straight. Best fan fic in all the internetz!
I'm pretty sure this fan fiction can cure CANCER.
If it hasn't already, I'll be shocked.
Still a classic.
Still absolute genius!
This work of art changed the lives of all who read it. ALL WHO READ IT.
One of these days, I'm doing a dramatic reading of this.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 23, 2012, 01:36:42 AM
One of these days, I'm doing a dramatic reading of this.
Don't you need a mic first?
I mean...laundry.
But yeah, still the greatest story ever told.
I needed a mic for Skype, but I still have a means of recording my voice solo.
Ahh, I got ya. In that case Im...must...go
I've also contemplated a Q&A solo podcast like that.
BUT BACK TO THIS BLESSING OF A STORY
You guys take care of it. I will be going back to my office eating my KFC.
How the hell aren't more people posting here?!
There's a party at the Vengeance for Wolf thread
And all the cool kids are invited
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 23, 2012, 01:49:47 AM
There's a party at the Vengeance for Wolf thread
And all the cool kids are invited
It's just you and me Razor.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 23, 2012, 01:57:20 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 23, 2012, 01:49:47 AM
There's a party at the Vengeance for Wolf thread
And all the cool kids are invited
It's just you and me Razor.
How inappropriate would it be to play Sixteen Candles right now?
Play the movie anyway!
I've actually never seen that movie.
I really don't intend to.
I'mma go watch Gremlins.
Greatest story since The Bible!
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 23, 2012, 02:07:24 AM
Greatest story since The Bible!
This is basically the sequel.
OMY JESUS!!! I f**king read it agian and I cant f**king stop laughing over this shit, lolololocjjdgnzlsjbgLJSbfLE
Quote from: ShadowPred on Oct 23, 2012, 02:09:44 AM
Quote from: First Blood on Oct 23, 2012, 02:07:24 AM
Greatest story since The Bible!
This is basically the sequel.
OMY JESUS!!! I f**king read it agian and I cant f**king stop laughing over this shit, lolololocjjdgnzlsjbgLJSbfLE
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING TOO. THIS IS TIMELESS. GREATEST THING ON THE INTERWEBS! AGHGDSHDBKVAHVDKH
Vengeance for Wolf is still here!
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Quote from: RagingDragon on Oct 23, 2012, 08:34:11 PM
Vengeance for Wolf is still here!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4076/4861974925_7e8bc23e8e.jpg
It will never leaveIt has become part of this forum.
And this forum has become part of it.
We are one.
We are all Vengeance for Wolf.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Oct 23, 2012, 08:38:27 PM
Quote from: RagingDragon on Oct 23, 2012, 08:34:11 PM
Vengeance for Wolf is still here!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4076/4861974925_7e8bc23e8e.jpg
It will never leave
It has become part of this forum.
And this forum has become part of it.
We are one.
We are all Vengeance for Wolf.
Part of forum? Sorry Razor Slash but disagree, I think we should keep it a sercet and not tell anyone about it like the event back in 2004 when we droop the bomb to wipe out those unknow group of animals.
Quote from: MrSpaceJockey on Oct 23, 2012, 11:11:05 PM
Part of forum? Sorry Razor Slash but disagree, I think we should keep it a sercet and not tell anyone about it like the event back in 2004 when we droop the bomb to wipe out those unknow group of animals.
"I like the idea. After we love keeping the stuff from people"
"Say what?"
Quote from: B-Rad G on Aug 19, 2008, 10:42:48 PM
Give me tips to make chapther 2 better.
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QuoteEveryone is worried that the earth is damge and then we see a random person runing to the door and gabs a gun then kills his self because he thinks the earth is doom.
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Quote from: RagingDragon on Oct 24, 2012, 12:11:23 AM
QuoteEveryone is worried that the earth is damge and then we see a random person runing to the door and gabs a gun then kills his self because he thinks the earth is doom.
"random person is kill"
"no"
This fan fiction gets better every time. Try reading it drunk :D!
Quote from: Hellspawn28 on Oct 24, 2012, 12:19:07 AM
This fan fiction gets better every time. Try reading it drunk :D!
It might make sense drunk.
We must resurrect the comic program! Please. You guys take care of it. I will be going back to my office eating my KFC.
Say what?
What the hell is this shit lmfao.
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 25, 2012, 03:50:29 PM
What the hell is this shit lmfao.
The greatest fan fic ever told.
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 25, 2012, 03:50:29 PM
What the hell is this shit lmfao.
This, my friend, is proof that there is no such thing as God.
Quote from: First Blood on Nov 02, 2010, 09:47:54 PM
I was in f**king tears reading this. :D
No other way to say it ^^^^
QuotePayback is like bitch
This epic line will forever be burned into my memory.
QuoteBarack Obama: "What was that sound and who killed the guy?"
NASA person: "He killed him self"
Barack Obama: "Say what?"
haha, typical NASA person.
I was sad. Until I reread this tonight.
Doctor's recommend a weekly dose of Predator 3: Vengeance for Wolf, for all things.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Nov 10, 2012, 04:24:44 AM
Doctor's recommend a weekly dose of Predator 3: Vengeance for Wolf, for all things.
Next to Fatale, this may be the greatest thing on the Inter Webs.
Quote from: Aspie on Oct 26, 2012, 03:33:55 AM
Quote from: Effectz on Oct 25, 2012, 03:50:29 PM
What the hell is this shit lmfao.
This, my friend, is proof that there is no such thing as God.
YES.
I'll just post a link to this story whenever I argue with religious folk on youtube.
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Quote from: Kelgaard on Nov 14, 2012, 02:37:25 PM
http://i918.photobucket.com/albums/ad28/kelgaard/paybackisbitch-1.jpg?t=1352903086
QFT
REBORN!
Quote from: Aspie on Nov 16, 2012, 04:10:48 AM
REBORN!
lol, after only ONE day of no new posts.
...REBORN ONCE MORE!
Aspie, after seeing how many times you've revived this thread for no particular reason, I'm left with only one conclusion.
You're B-Rad G.
He's back for vengeance.
Pay back is like bitch.
Quote from: Kelgaard on Nov 14, 2012, 02:37:25 PM
http://i918.photobucket.com/albums/ad28/kelgaard/paybackisbitch-1.jpg?t=1352903086
Oh, that is one of the funniest pics I'v seen in a while! :D
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 17, 2012, 02:23:42 AM
Aspie, after seeing how many times you've revived this thread for no particular reason, I'm left with only one conclusion.
You're B-Rad G.
Oh my sweet heavens, could it be?!
So I only just read this for the first time tonight...this may be the single greatest thing EVER.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jan 10, 2013, 06:46:13 AM
So I only just read this for the first time tonight...this may be the single greatest thing EVER.
f**k yeah! We need this guy to be unbanned, get Darkness to e-mail this guy and finish this story!
Find a ghost writer.
No one else has an imagination like this.
Challenge accepted.
impossible
Quote from: SiL on Jan 10, 2013, 08:04:50 AM
Challenge accepted.
I can't lie to you about your chances
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But you have my sympathies
I went through all fifteen pages of this thread yesterday, but I still might've missed something -- did he only write the first chapter?
Quote from: SiL on Jan 10, 2013, 08:24:16 PM
I went through all fifteen pages of this thread yesterday, but I still might've missed something -- did he only write the first chapter?
Yep, what you see on page 1 is all there is. I tried looking for more on google, and I did track down some starfox forum where this fan fic was actually posted in, but it was deleted. So what you see here is all any of us will get.
Quote from: SiL on Jan 10, 2013, 08:24:16 PM
I went through all fifteen pages of this thread yesterday, but I still might've missed something -- did he only write the first chapter?
Come on SiL. Work your literary magic and deliver the goods.
Just went through this thread for the first time. My sides weren't ready.
Quote from: scarhunter92 on Jan 11, 2013, 05:25:02 PM
Just went through this thread for the first time. My sides weren't ready.
Omg, first time's always the best.
This is hilarious, I envision the elder predator has a likeness to Nicolas Cage. With Mandibles.
Quote from: bloodinthemud on Mar 12, 2013, 04:49:19 AM
This is hilarious, I envision the elder predator has a likeness to Nicolas Cage. With Mandibles.
YES
Some musical composers have great unfinished masterpieces... Our forum has this.
Somehow never gets old.
Didn't y'all ban him for it though? :P
Don't look at me - don't think I was on the team, back then. :)
Quote from: Aspie on Jun 22, 2013, 04:49:59 PM
Didn't y'all ban him for it though? :P
If this was the reason he was banned, it would have been deleted.
More dialogue comics, please? :)
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jun 22, 2013, 09:20:22 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Jun 22, 2013, 04:49:59 PM
Didn't y'all ban him for it though? :P
If this was the reason he was banned, it would have been deleted.
I guess, I just remember a few members saying that the mods pulled out the ban hammer to silence him or something :P
Anyways, isn't
SiL working on a sequel? <_<
I f**king love this thread.
Quote from: Xenomorphine on Jun 22, 2013, 09:46:55 PM
More dialogue comics, please? :)
Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on May 05, 2011, 01:26:53 AM
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What we should all do is split this story into "panels" like in a comic book. We then all choose which of these panels we want to draw, add the word balloons to them, and then we post the damn thing. BOOM - Predator 3: Vengeance for Wolf - THE COMIC.
Quote from: Aspie on Jun 22, 2013, 04:49:59 PM
Didn't y'all ban him for it though? :P
Trust me, it wasn't this that got him banned.
This story deserves to be locked up for eternity in the lol vault.
Quote from: Huol on May 04, 2011, 04:37:25 AM
Spoiler
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Lord what have I started.
Being a huge fan of Frank Millers dark knight returns, i could really cook up a Miller-esque version of this ridiculously good comic ;D
unless of course this thread should be locked up, never to be spoken of :laugh:
Quote from: King on Sep 23, 2013, 02:26:37 PM
unless of course this thread should be locked up, never to be spoken of :laugh:
Please no. Seeing this thread bumped again put a huge smile on my face :D
Greatest thread in existence.
It needs a weekly bump.
I just read this thread for the first time.
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Quote from: Crazy Rich on Sep 24, 2013, 12:45:58 AM
I just read this thread for the first time.
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You are now a man.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Sep 24, 2013, 12:53:08 AM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Sep 24, 2013, 12:45:58 AM
I just read this thread for the first time.
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You are now a man.
Be a man!
You must be swift as the coursing river.
Be a man!
With all the force of a great typhoon.
Be a man!
With all the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooooon!
Quote from: B-Rad G on Aug 19, 2008, 07:50:45 PM"Im...must...go"
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This line gets me every time. Every single time. It is so simple and perfect and beautiful I love it so much :D
Agreed, that line f**king kills me every damn time.
Love that line. :laugh:
anyone here approve of the Miller-ization of this divine tale?
Hookers in a forest. LMAO.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"im... must....go"
Quote from: Aspie on Oct 17, 2013, 03:52:05 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"im... must....go"
Always the best.
So if someone could ship me, like, a Predator outfit, I would totally do the live action film.
And it would be like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNF4BYPCqfM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNF4BYPCqfM#ws)
Tell me that's not exactly how you'd see a movie adaptation look and feel.
Quote from: SiL on Oct 19, 2013, 02:36:41 AM
So if someone could ship me, like, a Predator outfit, I would totally do the live action film.
And it would be like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNF4BYPCqfM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNF4BYPCqfM#ws)
Tell me that's not exactly how you'd see a movie adaptation look and feel.
Yup that's definitely Vengeance for Wolf material right there ;D
Quote from: SiL on Oct 19, 2013, 02:36:41 AM
So if someone could ship me, like, a Predator outfit, I would totally do the live action film.
And it would be like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNF4BYPCqfM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNF4BYPCqfM#ws)
Tell me that's not exactly how you'd see a movie adaptation look and feel.
SOLD SOLD SOLD
Someone needs to submit this fan fic to Kickstarter to request funding for an actual movie. By the end of the campaign, it will probably raise $10 million dollars with Robert Rodriguez volunteering to direct and Danny Trejo set to star.
Gimme $500 and a Pred costume and I'll have your movie.
We can all easily fund this thing. It will be the greatest fan film about the greatest fan fic in history.
Quote from: SiL on Oct 20, 2013, 02:27:11 AM
Gimme $500 and a Pred costume and I'll have your movie.
Kickstarter!!!
I'd have to write a budget to make sure people knew I wasn't earning a cent off of it.
Totally worth it :P
Really, I'd love to see something come of this. It's too perfect to not do anything with :D
Quote from: SiL on Oct 19, 2013, 02:36:41 AM
So if someone could ship me, like, a Predator outfit, I would totally do the live action film.
And it would be like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNF4BYPCqfM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNF4BYPCqfM#ws)
Tell me that's not exactly how you'd see a movie adaptation look and feel.
:laugh:
Holy shit, that was a masterpiece.
Quote from: SiL on Oct 20, 2013, 02:52:48 AM
I'd have to write a budget to make sure people knew I wasn't earning a cent off of it.
By giving it an actual budget, you'd be robbing this epic of its magic, you know.
Fiiiine, I'll do it for free. :P
It's really, really funny. I don't understand what is going on in space. It sounds like predators are walking in space suits on the (outside) hull of their ship, then it just gets blurry. Who is the elder predator coming after, humans or xenomorphs? What is he doing in Washington. Does he mean to take on the government, and if so, why is he alone? Is he going on a hunt in the park? I mean, what is he doing in "a forest, or the woods", in the city? What is he looking for? Wolf died very far away, and the predator just leaves his escape pod for everyone to find?!
The story might pick up in Chapter 3 with the hookers' pimp organizing his enforcers to go after him. That would be pretty funny. The hookers say he was really tall, so maybe they get some big guy who belongs on a pro basketball team, and he takes on the predator last after he mops the floor with the others. These guys are skinned and hung in the forest.
Okay, back to chapter 2. Maybe the survivors from AVPR (the humans) were taken to a facility outside Washington. They'd be questioned at some length by the CIA and others in the goverment before being released. They'd probably be put in an infirmary under quarantine rules, too, until any infection can be ruled out. Ms. Yutani took the predator's laser gun, and maybe she lives near Washington or at least keeps it there?
It was the xenomorphs who killed Wolf, anyway, so I don't know if it would sell if the predator took his vengeance on humans. So if xenomorphs are to be struck back at, where is this supposed to happen? Is there another underground pyramid no one knows about? I doubt it's near Washington, but let's say he came through here to retrieve the laser gun so he is on his way to the Yutani office building.
Chapter 4 opens with the gun being studied, and maybe with a meeting between Ms. Yutani and some investors. An alarm goes off, and they learn some security guards have been attacked and killed. They make an educated guess that it could be one of the aliens coming for the weapon, and they wait to see if the security forces can capture it. Back-up is called in, and there is extensive fighting. Ms. Yutani escapes, and two more predators land on the roof and help the elder to escape.
Does anyone like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TnLe2-a7Nc#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TnLe2-a7Nc#ws)
Quote from: B-Rad G on Aug 19, 2008, 07:50:45 PM
Barack Obama: "What was that sound and who killed the guy?"
NASA person: "He killed him self"
Barack Obama: "Say what?"
This f**king dialogue exchange. It's glorious.
I laughed so hard I woke up the wife and got a telling off. Worth it.
Quote from: Gazz on Dec 13, 2013, 09:55:37 AM
Quote from: B-Rad G on Aug 19, 2008, 07:50:45 PM
Barack Obama: "What was that sound and who killed the guy?"
NASA person: "He killed him self"
Barack Obama: "Say what?"
This f**king dialogue exchange. It's glorious.
I laughed so hard I woke up the wife and got a telling off. Worth it.
LOL, Vengeance for Wolf strikes again!
Where's dat production SiL
FREE B-RAD
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 13, 2013, 05:00:31 PM
Where's dat production SiL
Someone send me a Predator mask, or I'm gonna have to use paper cutouts and string.
I feel that paper cutouts and string would be sufficiently awesome.
I think paper cutouts and string is probably as much as this thing deserves.
But still.
Quote from: SiL on Dec 13, 2013, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 13, 2013, 05:00:31 PM
Where's dat production SiL
Someone send me a Predator mask, or I'm gonna have to use paper cutouts and string.
That's actually the best way to do this.
Fiiine.
I'll need one of Obama, too.
If I lived anywhere close to you I'd be in this.
You'd be the one actor, against a terrible, terrible blue screen.
It would be an honor and a privilege to be in this production.
So far my plan is to film this all against a blue sheet in my garage, and record all the sound onto voice memos on my iPod touch for the absolute lowest audio quality possible. The camera will alternate awkwardly between poorly framed tripod shots and hand-held shots made infinitely more awkward by trying to film myself while "acting".
I'm going to go ahead and give you an early nomination for Best Fan Film in the History of Anything.
Quote from: SiL on Dec 16, 2013, 06:05:08 AM
Fiiine.
I'll need one of Obama, too.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youthedesigner.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F10%2Fobama.jpg&hash=bbf3575fec811873a4b83a7eeab0d209f54d2e44)
Yeah I'm not even cutting out the eyes. I might stick googly eyes on them.
I'll do voice over for Obama.
This needs to be a Galaxy Goal.
Have the mods sticky the effort.
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 16, 2013, 11:22:02 PM
This needs to be a Galaxy Goal.
Have the mods sticky the effort.
Done.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 16, 2013, 11:09:28 PM
I'll do voice over for Obama.
You're hired!
Just as soon as I've finalised a script. I figure our YouTube Feature should have a definite plot, rather than
just the scattershot introduction BRad came up with (I hate cliffhangers). The idea of the final showdown being between Obama and Elder Predator, with the former using a patented KFC Bucket Punch move, may or may not have entered my mind.
10/10 already.
Quote from: SiL on Dec 16, 2013, 06:29:40 AM
So far my plan is to film this all against a blue sheet in my garage, and record all the sound onto voice memos on my iPod touch for the absolute lowest audio quality possible. The camera will alternate awkwardly between poorly framed tripod shots and hand-held shots made infinitely more awkward by trying to film myself while "acting".
This is going to be the '
Blood Dragon' of the '
Predator' franchise.
Help SiL Get This Done
Alright chumps and chumpettes, SiL needs a hand to get this masterpiece moving. I was going to try to scrape this thing together myself, but I don't have the energy to do every little thing right now, so if I could get a little bit of help getting resources together, that would be rad.
I haven't finished the script yet (And may never: Somehow I feel not having one will be a boon to this production), but I know there are some things I'll definitely need. Or at least could make use of:
Cut-out Masks of Famous Actors: Or even B-Grade. Anyone really. What I need is something similar to the Obama mask posted earlier: A clear front-on photo that I can cut out and use string with. I don't mind if you find a photo online and just Photoshop it to separate the head. Heck, I don't care if you use MS Paint -- the tackier the better, I suppose. Any of the AvPR actors could be handy. If I could get Hugo Weaving and Kurt Russell I'll cyber you. Free of charge.
Cut-out Masks for Predators: My plan for the Predators is simple, but utterly genius: The seamless intercutting of actors in costumes, and MacFarlane Predator action figures. And by "seamless intercutting" I mean "Awkwardly switching between figures for wide shots and a dude wearing a long-sleeved shirt and cut-out mask with a calculator duct-taped to one wrist and two kitchen knifes duct-taped to the other". Ideally I'd use two masks: One of the Predator's unmasked face, and then a cut-out of a Predator helmet over it, so I can have dramatic unmasking scenes. If I can get multiple Predators and masks, rad, if I can't, no biggee, using the one mask for every Predator is probably going to work fine.
If anyone -- or even several people doing a little bit each -- could make something up for me in their spare time, that would be really, really appreciated and cover about 70% of the prop work needed for this thing.
Hugo Weaving and Kurt Russel mask you ask?
Spoiler
Hugo Weaving and Kurt Russel mask I give.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FKw01abj.jpg&hash=4918211b27dcc6bf3bf2ee0b7e35e34c486b34ed)(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fk2wTkvc.png&hash=4dab3c665b8d5d8febe4d64e46cd3b00a1d8f05d)
Oh God
Yes.
So much yes.
I literally cannot think of the words to use to properly thank you.
Oh man.
Finish this work of art, honour B-Rad G's memory.
That will be thanks enough.
Tyme to cyber him free of charge SiL
Yeah I'll just find out if he wants it PM, email, or Skype or something.
Skype.
We do it live, baby.
Oh, and if you could wear the Kurt mask while you do it, that'd be ace.
Only if you wear Hugo Weaving.
Oh, man, I'll do more than wear him.
Yay, this is going to be the best Christmas ever!
Looks like you found yourself a new day job SiL.
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Holy shit, it's f**king happening!
SiL, you have my Cage!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi959.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae77%2Fproject412%2Fniccage_zps8e0c90c7.png&hash=89bc5174b5f8e1468847ad31ce06abd30b5a6a96)
Just cut the purple bits around his perfect face off :P
LMAO
There is a God and he loves me.
SiL as Nicolas Cage as Jon Travolta as Nicolas Cage as NASA person in Predator 3: Vengeance for Wolf, the hit movie of all of forever.
Critics are saying "I'm...must...go" to the theater and claiming that the film is so good that you will want to go "back to my office eating my KFC."
Buy your tickets now at a Galaxy near you!
Spoiler
I just realized that you need masks for the hookers :D
Nicolas Cage in drag is always an option.
In fact Nicolas Cage in drag is an option for pretty much every character that isn't a Predator or Obama now.
SiL, you have my immense thanks for making this piece of gold a reality. If ever you need a piece of shoddy greenscreen footage filmed in front of a green blanket, I'm here for you.
Typing of KFC...
Spoiler
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It's... happening.
Oh man, if I could get the P2 Predator done as a mask I could get test stuff done tomorrow.
ALIEN: THE RETURN - Christmas Boogaloo DLC
Spoiler
Channing Tatum
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Jason Statham
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Jeremy Renner
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best
christmas
ever
First draft screenplay. Cookie for whoever pinpoints the page I started drinking.
Vengeance for Wolf
Written by SiL, Esq.
Based on a screenplay by
Robby, a.k.a. B-Rad G
Holy
f**king
Shit
MASTROPEAS.
Quote from: SiL on Dec 19, 2013, 06:46:58 AM
best
christmas
ever
First draft screenplay. Cookie for whoever pinpoints the page I started drinking.
Vengeance for Wolf
Written by SiL, Esq.
Based on a screenplay by
Robby, a.k.a. B-Rad G
Bravo! That made my morning SiL :D
Quote from: SiL on Dec 19, 2013, 06:46:58 AM
best
christmas
ever
First draft screenplay. Cookie for whoever pinpoints the page I started drinking.
Vengeance for Wolf
Written by SiL, Esq.
Based on a screenplay by
Robby, a.k.a. B-Rad G
Holy moly, I didn't think you were serious about this, lol! Well-done amigo.
We're all going to Hell for this.
Worth it.
Beautiful. I have tears.
I will read when I am return to the land of my people (about five hours from now).
Finals and then the long journey home.
LMFAO, I'm currently reading and holy shit this is f**king brilliant!
EDIT
Omfg, what a f**king 1st draft, that was f**king brilliant, and the plot actually f**king worked! LOLOL I love this!
Hurrah!
Now I get to start testing. I have a sinking feeling the masks are going to be too small (Not the image size, but when printed on A4 paper), but I doubt it'll matter.
If I can at all assist in any way, I pledge myself to you.
I'm not scared. My KFC gives me strength.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 19, 2013, 10:23:07 PM
If I can at all assist in any way, I pledge myself to you.
Predator masks! Predator maaaasks!
No promises but I have an idea. It involves putting my P2 DVD in the lap top then screen capping a good shot of P2 mask and then working my vector magic on G.I.M.P. Kinda worried about the darkness messing with my ability to vector though.
Wow that draft.
Here is what I came up with, not my original idea but I found a screenshot and I did what I could. Not my best work due to dark patches (even had to leave out some hair) but from reading the thread I guess this is just for fun anyway so... here it is. Hope you like it. :)
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That's pretty perfect for what I need. Thank you!
Want sequel.
Vengeance for Wolf 2 - Quest for Much Grammar
Naw, I think if I ever get this done I might do ALIN: TH RTURN as the next production.
Just read the script and oh my Godddddddddddddddd :D
SiL, you are my hero.
You can tell how much SiL respected the script by using WordPad and not Final Draft, lmao. This was hilarious dude, well-done!
QuoteThe Earth is doom!
Phrase of the day.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Dec 20, 2013, 02:24:40 PM
QuoteThe Earth is doom!
Phrase of the day.
"I'm...must...go" is still my favorite, but there's just so much amazing stuff going on :P
Quote from: DoomRulz on Dec 20, 2013, 02:24:40 PM
You can tell how much SiL respected the script by using WordPad and not Final Draft, lmao. This was hilarious dude, well-done!
QuoteThe Earth is doom!
Phrase of the day.
In keeping with how this production will go, it was written in Final Draft, then exported as a .txt file :P
High quality equipment, low quality exports. ;D
Right on, brother! You know what's up.
I just lost it reading that script. Great stuff hahaha, what's the budget on this production? I can't believe you guys are actually making a movie lol. Legends. All I was expecting at most was a graphic novel maybe with a matching audio cassette.
f**king still laughing right now just thinking about this entire thing.
Elder Predator visits the White House.
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I was going to use the MacFarlane Movie Maniacs P2 Predator with the removable mask and left forearm, then decided on a whim to see if there were any "Lost Predator" figures I could use instead. When I went shopping the store didn't have any Predators up, and I was about to leave to dejected when a staff member walked past carrying two stacks of the new Super Predators. I took one look at this ridiculously OTT motherlover and knew he had to be the Elder. Of course the Elder has a ridiculous helmet, oversized blades, and a staff he can't actually hold. What else would he have?!
Beautiful :')
Quote from: SiL on Dec 21, 2013, 05:22:46 AM
Elder Predator visits the White House.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1228.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee448%2FJoseph_Guilar%2FElder_zps463b9193.jpg&hash=31675a1e7f6e6c67c0fc0a16989efcb7cd16f08a)
I was going to use the MacFarlane Movie Maniacs P2 Predator with the removable mask and left forearm, then decided on a whim to see if there were any "Lost Predator" figures I could use instead. When I went shopping the store didn't have any Predators up, and I was about to leave to dejected when a staff member walked past carrying two stacks of the new Super Predators. I took one look at this ridiculously OTT motherlover and knew he had to be the Elder. Of course the Elder has a ridiculous helmet, oversized blades, and a staff he can't actually hold. What else would he have?!
If you make this with stop-motion, I will kiss your toes.
I'm going one step better: Awkwardly waving action figures in front of a computer screen with a photo or some pre-recorded video as the background.
It's like stop motion, but lazier.
Now I know this will be epic.
That reminds me!
If there are lovely people out there who could make some cutouts of the Predator mothership from AvP (Or the game, or AVPR), and the classic Predator ship from Predator, then I can actually make the opening scene. Otherwise I'm kind'a boned :(
(Everyone who helps out is getting their name in the credits, by the way, unless you explicitly ask me not to. Reading this thread is counted as agreeing to being associated with this travesty.)
Quote from: SiL on Dec 21, 2013, 05:22:46 AM
Elder Predator visits the White House.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1228.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee448%2FJoseph_Guilar%2FElder_zps463b9193.jpg&hash=31675a1e7f6e6c67c0fc0a16989efcb7cd16f08a)
I was going to use the MacFarlane Movie Maniacs P2 Predator with the removable mask and left forearm, then decided on a whim to see if there were any "Lost Predator" figures I could use instead. When I went shopping the store didn't have any Predators up, and I was about to leave to dejected when a staff member walked past carrying two stacks of the new Super Predators. I took one look at this ridiculously OTT motherlover and knew he had to be the Elder. Of course the Elder has a ridiculous helmet, oversized blades, and a staff he can't actually hold. What else would he have?!
oh my god...
Quote from: SiL on Dec 21, 2013, 07:35:27 AM
That reminds me!
If there are lovely people out there who could make some cutouts of the Predator mothership from AvP (Or the game, or AVPR), and the classic Predator ship from Predator, then I can actually make the opening scene. Otherwise I'm kind'a boned :(
What are these cutouts you speak of? I would love to help you, if I can. You are a cultural hero, SiL.
Basically I need pictures of the ships with nothing around them so I can insert them into "special" effects sequences (Flying around, docking, landing, etc.) Multiple (Like, two) angles of the mothership would be appreciated, but not in the least necessary.
And the predator pods from AvP that they land in! If someone could take a screenshot of one of them from when they've landed and cut out the snow, I can use it for the scene where the Elder lands in the alleyway.
Can I do the first Predator ship? That's the best ship anyway. :P
But I will try and do this, to you request. Will just pm you, can see the result and make determination on if satisfaction.
I can take a look at the AVP ship, again no promises.
Raise this ship, raise this ship, 1. 2. 3. 4.
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So going back to what you said about being included in the credits. Does that include my mask contribution?
Quote from: SiL on Dec 21, 2013, 07:39:41 AM
Basically I need pictures of the ships with nothing around them so I can insert them into "special" effects sequences (Flying around, docking, landing, etc.) Multiple (Like, two) angles of the mothership would be appreciated, but not in the least necessary.
And the predator pods from AvP that they land in! If someone could take a screenshot of one of them from when they've landed and cut out the snow, I can use it for the scene where the Elder lands in the alleyway.
I got your back brah
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 21, 2013, 08:29:21 AM
I can take a look at the AVP ship, again no promises.
Raise this ship, raise this ship, 1. 2. 3. 4.
http://i.imgur.com/SUTSfQc.png
http://i.imgur.com/S8Jzosc.png
So going back to what you said about being included in the credits. Does that include my mask contribution?
Ha! Perfect. Everyone who contributes images, whether they end up being used in the end or not, will get a credit. Credit where it's due, and all that.
holy shit
Holy shit, what?
Quote from: SiL on Dec 19, 2013, 06:46:58 AM
best
christmas
ever
First draft screenplay. Cookie for whoever pinpoints the page I started drinking.
Vengeance for Wolf
Written by SiL, Esq.
Based on a screenplay by
Robby, a.k.a. B-Rad G
Spoiler
"KFC Bucket punch!" I'm gonna use that line until January now ;D
Second draft is complete, but won't be made available until after the film's finished. I'll do at least one more revision to get it to a shooting script, then starts the shot breakdown so I know exactly what elements I need to film and composite and can start "casting" voice actors and sending out dialogue scripts.
Woo.
Quote from: SiL on Dec 21, 2013, 01:09:35 PM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 21, 2013, 08:29:21 AM
I can take a look at the AVP ship, again no promises.
Raise this ship, raise this ship, 1. 2. 3. 4.
http://i.imgur.com/SUTSfQc.png
http://i.imgur.com/S8Jzosc.png
So going back to what you said about being included in the credits. Does that include my mask contribution?
Ha! Perfect. Everyone who contributes images, whether they end up being used in the end or not, will get a credit. Credit where it's due, and all that.
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That's right.
This abomination is getting made, and you're all getting dragged down with it.
Are you going to use a Barrack Obama soundboard?
Quote from: SiL on Dec 21, 2013, 01:09:35 PM
...images, whether they end up being used in the end or not...
#NicCage4Juney2013
Quote from: bloodinthemud on Dec 22, 2013, 11:17:31 AM
Are you going to use a Barrack Obama soundboard?
I think he's going to be voiced by Sweeper.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Dec 22, 2013, 05:52:21 PM
#NicCage4Juney2013
Yeah that ... that's a given. Nic Cage in drag all the way down.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 22, 2013, 06:28:01 PM
I think he's going to be voiced by Sweeper.
That's the plan (Supposing Sweeper's still interested).
I have a shitty mic that's built-in to my MacBook. I solemnly pledge it to your service if the situation is dire.
Also, you still need someone for the NASA guys, right?
Spoiler
I recommend low-res Carl Sagan.
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It's ... so ... beautiful
*single tear*
Also funnier.
The fact it's low-res just really brings the piece together, y'know?
Shoot it on VHS.
I'm half tempted to shoot it on my iPod touch.
May I voice the Elder Pred? Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaase?
But I wanna voice the Elder Predatoooooorr :-[ But I'm pretty open to people doing any other voice. How's your Carl Sagan impersonation?
Still could really, really do with those Predator pods, guys. Please. I'm lookin' at you, Crazy Rich.
Quote from: SiL on Dec 22, 2013, 11:28:26 PM
How's your Carl Sagan impersonation?
One of my
best impersonations. 8)
Sweeeet. I may get DoomRulz to record the Elder Predator dialogue regardless and see what works best.
I'ma revise the script into the finished shooting draft today, and then with a little luck I can start a few days after Christmas. Should take me two days to film (Accounting for certain Predator shots; I'm hoping for one day), and then who knows how long to piece together and edit.
I say you give yourself two hours for the editing.
Rendering times alone will exceed 2 hours. :(
Must include long pauses between lines, crossing the line and jump cuts.
I guarantee this will be the most ineptly edited video you've seen for a long time.
Cast list!
Elder Predator: Nightstorm Predator
Person: Curt Russel
NASA Person: Karl Saigan
President: Barracks O'Barma
FBI Agent: Hugo Waving
Juney: Nick Kage in Drag
Yutani: Nick Kage in Different Drag
Security Person: Chaining Totem
?? ??: ?? ??
Needs moar Shaun Perkwee.
If you still need someone for the "It's a comet! The Earth is doom!" line I volunteer! :D
Quote from: SiL on Dec 22, 2013, 11:36:33 PM
Rendering times alone will exceed 2 hours. :(
Two. Hours.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Dec 22, 2013, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: SiL on Dec 22, 2013, 11:28:26 PM
How's your Carl Sagan impersonation?
One of my best impersonations. 8)
I can vouch for this.
Quote from: SiL on Dec 22, 2013, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 22, 2013, 06:28:01 PM
I think he's going to be voiced by Sweeper.
That's the plan (Supposing Sweeper's still interested).
Yes indeed. I have a pretty good recording mic, so I'll have to put slap a distortion over it to make it sound like it was recorded out of one of these:
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I'll even remove the pop filter if needed.
I'd say exceeds.
Ah, man, that was a fun monologue. :laugh:
Oh god, I just imagined Carl Sagan doing an opening/closing monologue for this similar to Morgan Freeman in the War of the Worlds remake... or Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski.
Now we need a panel of two or three AVPG members who are not in the cast or have a Credit to form a Pre-Screening Film Review Committee and see which one can come up with the best review/interpretation of this new-age Christmas Story.
And then convince a mod to put the early reviews on the front page like they did with the AVP and AVP-R films.
Quote from: SM on Dec 23, 2013, 12:36:20 AM
Needs moar Shaun Perkwee.
If only someone had made a mask.
If only.
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Dec 23, 2013, 12:52:51 AM
If you still need someone for the "It's a comet! The Earth is doom!" line I volunteer! :D
Congratulations, you're Curt Russel.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 23, 2013, 01:16:49 AM
Yes indeed. I have a pretty good recording mic, so I'll have to put slap a distortion over it to make it sound like it was recorded out of one of these:
Naw, leave it on the good mic, I'll downgrade it myself. ;D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 23, 2013, 02:52:35 AM
Oh god, I just imagined Carl Sagan doing an opening/closing monologue for this similar to Morgan Freeman in the War of the Worlds remake... or Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski.
This may be an option ...
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 23, 2013, 03:00:42 AM
Now we need a panel of two or three AVPG members who are not in the cast or have a Credit to form a Pre-Screening Film Review Committee and see which one can come up with the best review/interpretation of this new-age Christmas Story.
And then convince a mod to put the early reviews on the front page like they did with the AVP and AVP-R films.
I'll send you a screener on VHS :-*
Quote from: SiL on Dec 23, 2013, 04:08:03 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Dec 23, 2013, 03:00:42 AM
Now we need a panel of two or three AVPG members who are not in the cast or have a Credit to form a Pre-Screening Film Review Committee and see which one can come up with the best review/interpretation of this new-age Christmas Story.
And then convince a mod to put the early reviews on the front page like they did with the AVP and AVP-R films.
I'll send you a screener on VHS :-*
I have 2 VHS players, make it happen.
I think I actually have a VHS recorder still.
Aw man.
Quote from: SiL on Dec 23, 2013, 04:15:55 AM
I think I actually have a VHS recorder still.
Aw man.
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ALSO: We needs a soundtrack
I've been thinking of the soundtrack. No copyrighted music. A friend of mine makes industrial kind of music which I think would be rather fitting, in that it wouldn't be at all fitting.
Which is fitting?
I said that.
Also where mah Predator pods at bra?
You asked for predator pods?
Indeed. Y'know those things the Preds land in from AvP? If I could get a shot of one of them from when they've landed in the snow (Without the snow, obviously) that would be super rad awesome.
Hmmmm, I could try taking a screenshot on the lap top from a DVD and see what I can do. I look on google but didn't find anything good, and when looking at our own site gallery I found an image but nothing happened when I clicked on it to get it bigger and there is also the Galaxy logo on it.
Problem I'm seeing right now is that I may not get a full view of it landed (in the air is a different story), and you can see snow flakes over it which I can't do anything about. That said I'll give it a try.
I don't need a full view (the bottom will be either out of frame or hidden by scenery), and no-one's gonna care about the snow ;D
Anything you can get will be greatly appreciated and put to good use. Insofar as anything in this is being used well.
This is what I came up with.
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Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 23, 2013, 04:57:33 AM
Hmmmm, I could try taking a screenshot on the lap top from a DVD and see what I can do. I look on google but didn't find anything good, and when looking at our own site gallery I found an image but nothing happened when I clicked on it to get it bigger and there is also the Galaxy logo on it.
Problem I'm seeing right now is that I may not get a full view of it landed (in the air is a different story), and you can see snow flakes over it which I can't do anything about. That said I'll give it a try.
wut, the pods are all over the interwebs :P :
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Quote from: Aspie on Dec 23, 2013, 05:28:50 AM
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I like this one better honestly, less dark. I could vector it and
maybe angle it more.
You can pick either one.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Dec 23, 2013, 05:20:22 AM
This is what I came up with.
http://i.imgur.com/Xv7TRBv.png
Surprisingly usable considering how whited out it is ;D
If you don't mind vectoring the other one, though, I can use both. No need to angle it at all.
We need some MS Paint drawn set pieces as well.
I've already compiled a list of stock background photos.
By mean "casually browsed Wikimedia Commons".
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Edit: This is an updated version.
But Aspie, if you got a credit, you couldn't get a pre-screener.
What you choose, Aspie?!?!
Wow, you guys are..actually..making this.. :laugh:
With as little effort as humanly possible!
Quote from: SiL on Dec 23, 2013, 06:49:38 AM
But Aspie, if you got a credit, you couldn't get a pre-screener.
What you choose, Aspie?!?!
I wanna be a pre-screener like my forefathers were ;-;
Then credit to Rich it is!
Imagine the sequels and or prequels about the life of the elder predator :-X so many possibilities ... ;D
Quote from: SiL on Dec 22, 2013, 11:31:43 PM
Sweeeet. I may get DoomRulz to record the Elder Predator dialogue regardless and see what works best.
I'ma revise the script into the finished shooting draft today, and then with a little luck I can start a few days after Christmas. Should take me two days to film (Accounting for certain Predator shots; I'm hoping for one day), and then who knows how long to piece together and edit.
Awesomesauce. I won't let you down. This will be my finest work yet.
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Quote from: Komenja on Dec 23, 2013, 09:06:48 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shittttttttttttttttt
Well gee, I guess I'm not needed here.
Quote from: Komenja on Dec 23, 2013, 09:06:48 PM
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You win :D
Quote from: SiL on Dec 23, 2013, 09:36:14 PM
Well gee, I guess I'm not needed here.
BLASPHEMY! It's based on a scene from
your screenplay, man. I'm not trying to steal your thunder. You keep at it, your film is gonna to be awesome!
Quote from: Komenja on Dec 23, 2013, 09:06:48 PM
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HAHAHAHA YES!
Now I want a comic adaptation after the movie's released ...
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Wonderful concept art.
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Picture of the day :D
Should be the poster for the production.
Quote from: SiL on Dec 23, 2013, 10:53:46 PM
Now I want a comic adaptation after the movie's released ...
it was a quick 10 min sketch but......i couldnt resist..
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Dat TDKR pose!
Quote from: King on Dec 25, 2013, 05:55:57 AM
Quote from: SiL on Dec 23, 2013, 10:53:46 PM
Now I want a comic adaptation after the movie's released ...
it was a quick 10 min sketch but......i couldnt resist..
http://i.imgur.com/M4phHuO.jpg?1?1604
That is one grizzled Pred. Is he played by Ray Stevenson?
Quote from: King on Dec 25, 2013, 05:55:57 AM
it was a quick 10 min sketch but......i couldnt resist..
http://i.imgur.com/M4phHuO.jpg?1?1604
I love it ;D
"I"m ... must .. go..."
EDIT
SOMEONE BUMP THIS THREAD SO I CAN POST UPDATES PEOPLE WILL SEE, DAMMIT
^
I demand progress reports or else...
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I think that should be the cover for the digital slip cover.
Shot list is worked out. I'm either going to get really drunk and film it tonight, or get really drunk and film it Thursday night, I haven't decided which yet.
Since I'm not doing anything for New Years Eve (sigh), I'm gonna get really drunk and record the Obama lines that night.
I truly believe the key to this production is doing everything really drunk.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 31, 2013, 01:10:38 AM
Since I'm not doing anything for New Years Eve (sigh), I'm gonna get really drunk and record the Obama lines that night.
I truly believe the key to this production is doing everything REALLY drunk.
Edit. :laugh:
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Dec 31, 2013, 01:10:38 AM
Since I'm not doing anything for New Years Eve (sigh), I'm gonna get really drunk and record the Obama lines that night.
I truly believe the key to this production is doing everything really drunk.
Friggin' sweet. I'ma go ahead and PM them all to you ...
EDIT
A'ight peeps, gonna start sending out dialogue scripts. SpaceMarines and Nightmare Asylum, please let me know if you still want to voice Low Resolution Carl Sagan and Person Who Shoots Himself in the Head, respectively. I also need people for:
FBI Person
Juney/Ms Yutani
Security Person
Predator ship computer voice
I don't care how many people do what voices. If someone wants to volunteer to do all of them, that's fine by me.
Do I want to voice Low Resolution Carl Sagan?
Motha*ucka, I was born to voice Low Resolution Carl Sagan.
PM coming your way. ;D
Quote from: SiL on Dec 31, 2013, 04:33:18 AM
A'ight peeps, gonna start sending out dialogue scripts. SpaceMarines and Nightmare Asylum, please let me know if you still want to voice Low Resolution Carl Sagan and Person Who Shoots Himself in the Head, respectively. I also need people for:
FBI Person
Juney/Ms Yutani
Security Person
Predator ship computer voice
I don't care how many people do what voices. If someone wants to volunteer to do all of them, that's fine by me.
Excellent, I'd gladly play the Ship AI and Juney/Ms Yutani-- hell, I'd love to play any of them. :D
That said, if anybody wants to jump in on any of those roles, feel free. I'm already voicing President Obingus.
Oh God this is actually happening
Oh God this is actually happening
And you want people to record lines?
Just when I was thinking of dabbling in voice acting...
I don't think this is the sort of voice acting you could proudly put your name too. :P
Still a start, ain't it? :laugh:
Quote from: SiL on Dec 31, 2013, 07:27:18 AM
I don't think this is the sort of voice acting you could proudly put your name too. :P
But sir, it would be a great honor for any member of the Galaxy!
Quote from: RazorSlash on Dec 31, 2013, 07:28:39 AM
Still a start, ain't it? :laugh:
True dat. Take your pick of characters!
'Cept Low Res Carl Sagan. That's shit's mine.
Quote from: SiL on Dec 31, 2013, 08:03:40 AM
Quote from: RazorSlash on Dec 31, 2013, 07:28:39 AM
Still a start, ain't it? :laugh:
True dat. Take your pick of characters!
I may or may not. Don't have a proper mic at the moment, so that's a problem :P
I have other ways of recording myself, just don't think it's the highest quality. If I was going to try anyone, it'd probably be the FBI Agent.
Use this:
http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ (http://audacity.sourceforge.net/)
I am currently using it, and this is what I came up with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDITTNPgnH4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDITTNPgnH4#ws)
That sound is just me doing whooshing noises with my mouth, and then messing around with the effects.
If you don't use Duran Duran's 'Hungry Like The Wolf' for the credits and overlay a bad chorus of "vengeance for" at the appropriate point, these standards of ineptitude will not be good enough.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Dec 31, 2013, 08:14:16 AM
Use this:
http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ (http://audacity.sourceforge.net/)
I am currently using it, and this is what I came up with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDITTNPgnH4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDITTNPgnH4#ws)
That sound is just me doing whooshing noises with my mouth, and then messing around with the effects.
Ooh, likin' this. I'm gonna keep this in mind when I get a mic that isn't awful.
It don't matter if the mic sucks.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Dec 31, 2013, 08:08:21 AM
I may or may not. Don't have a proper mic at the moment, so that's a problem :P
I have other ways of recording myself, just don't think it's the highest quality. If I was going to try anyone, it'd probably be the FBI Agent.
Do it! Crap mic is perfectly fine. I'll send you the lines.
I just got the lines for Karl Saigan. This is going to be the greatest of things. The greatest.
I can totally see this going viral. B-Rad will be summoned back to the interwebz for future fan fiction. It will be glorious, my brothers and sisters.
Yup, I'm definitely still interested in my line(s)! ;D
This'll give me a chance to finally use my new mic, too.
Excellent ;D
Quote from: Xenomorphine on Dec 31, 2013, 08:16:03 AM
If you don't use Duran Duran's 'Hungry Like The Wolf' for the credits and overlay a bad chorus of "vengeance for" at the appropriate point, these standards of ineptitude will not be good enough.
It'd require too much competence to download the song and record a dead-pan "vengeance for" to layer over. That's actual work, man! :P
..this is beautiful. godspeed to you folks. :laugh:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES
I feel like the title song for this should have nothing to do with anything.
Can the title song for this just be Get Lucky
A really bad loop of Get Lucky
Quote from: BANE on Dec 31, 2013, 08:00:02 PM
I'll do a voice...
Ok, so I thought it would be great if one of the hookers had a gruff english voice like Dr. Nefario from Despicable Me, so I did that. Also I did a reading for both the FBI agents. I can do a ton of other voices too: pretty much any accent; Sean Connery; Gilbert Gottfried; Louis Armstrong; Bane; Batman; the joker; Gimli; treebeard, etc....
http://soundcloud.com/user937119789/sets/vengeance (http://soundcloud.com/user937119789/sets/)
I'll just get on sending you some lines ...
Is my line the same as what's posted in the first draft, or has it been altered?
EDIT: Got your PM, will probably record it and send it to you tomorrow :)
Hurrah! I would've just said it here, but I didn't want you to feel left out.
I'm going to film this today. I'm somehow not hung over after New Years. All I need to do is grab a blue sheet and I'm good to go.
Fantastic! 8)
This is totally gonna get front paged, right? :D
We can but hope.
I think all of the voice acting roles are taken, guys! At the moment the list looks like this:
NASA Person: SpaceMarines
FBI Person: RazorSlash
Person: Nightmare Asylum
Juney, Ms Yutani, Security Person, ?? ??: BANE
President: Space Sweeper
Elder Predator: DoomRulz
I'll voice the Predator ship computer voice as well if it's not taken.
Man, I completely forgot about that one. Yes. That is a thing you should do.
Oh snap. I could have done some voice acting.
Aargh! Sorry. So few roles, so little time :-[
Aren't there moments with a cacophony of panic? Couldn't people record random lines for that?
I was going to suggest that, then thought it might be easier to use sound library screams. But if people want to send screams and random technobabble for background sound, feel free! The more the merrier.
Also I just finished filming all of the stuff in front of a blue screen.
By which I mean I pegged a sheet onto some rafters in my garage. It is, without a doubt, the worst blue-screen you'll ever see. I doubt I'll even be able to use it. This may well be a movie featuring actors entirely standing in front of just a blue sheet.
EDIT
bahahahaha
As funny as it is watching me fade in and out of existence, this shit's just not usable. There's five minutes of my life down the drain!
EDIT II
Second attempt has gone much better. The bluescreen, uh, "works", insofar as hoped for this project ;D
At least one wilhelm scream must be used upon a significant character's death
Considering I forgot to get people to record screams that's gonna be a given :P
I'm only half finished, so I can always insert screams where needed. ;)
This is going to be amazing :laugh:
http://s959.photobucket.com/user/project412/media/comet_zpsfe4ade13.mp4.html (http://s959.photobucket.com/user/project412/media/comet_zpsfe4ade13.mp4.html)
The DOOOOOM seemed so heartfelt.
From the heart, man. From the heart.
I just listened to your audio clips and was dying laughing. Those were great!
That's great ;D
As soon as I get the last of the dialogue recordings I can start editing properly. With a little luck I'll be done by next week.
EDIT
The "It's a comet" line, with some editing (Just shortened the breaks between words a little) matches the footage I shot for it perfectly without me trying to match the timing of the footage.
Bahahahahahaa
1st still omg omg omg omg
Curt Russel as Person, realising the Earth is DOOOOM.
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Look how far this thread has come.... your a hero among men Sil.... i await a trailer or even a clip of footage.
Quote from: SiL on Jan 01, 2014, 10:02:14 PM
The "It's a comet" line, with some editing (Just shortened the breaks between words a little) matches the footage I shot for it perfectly without me trying to match the timing of the footage.
Glad I could be of service 8)
Quote from: SiL on Jan 01, 2014, 10:02:14 PM
1st still omg omg omg omg
Curt Russel as Person, realising the Earth is DOOOOM.
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That is beautiful! :o :')
This is the best thing ever.
Things are going to get a little weird around here...
Quote from: SiL on Jan 01, 2014, 10:02:14 PM
1st still omg omg omg omg
Curt Russel as Person, realising the Earth is DOOOOM.
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Please tell me that every character has photoshopped heads like that
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I'm so sorry... :D Im...must...go.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote"10/10, It's okay."
-IGN
Quote from: RazorSlash on Jan 02, 2014, 03:14:55 AM
Please tell me that every character has photoshopped heads like that
Yeah, I couldn't do the paper cutout masks, so I decided to just match-move them to my face.
Which gets really weird when I'm looking to the side and the face is still turned to camera. ;D
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I'm so sorry... :D Im...must...go.
"I'm Must Go Watch the Movie" should be in the trailer.
Are those quotations actually word for word or are they made up :P
Taken from the first two pages of the thread :D
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I'm so sorry... :D Im...must...go.
LMFAO!!!
I f**king LOVE THIS!
Quote from: SiL on Jan 01, 2014, 10:02:14 PM
1st still omg omg omg omg
Curt Russel as Person, realising the Earth is DOOOOM.
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f**king A, this made my day ;D
I'll have the recordings to you by the end of the week.
will colonel sanders have an epic entrance starting from the feet up with terminator music in the background?
QuoteA KFC bucket floats by, from darkness, to darkness.
That's f**king poetry, man. :'(
Just. Need. Dialogue. Aaargh.
It is come, just need more time alone to record these lines without holding back. :-[
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 03, 2014, 08:11:45 AM
record these lines without holding back. :-[
such excite
Quote from: ShadowPred on Jan 02, 2014, 07:34:24 AM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jan 02, 2014, 03:22:30 AM
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I'm so sorry... :D Im...must...go.
LMFAO!!!
I f**king LOVE THIS!
There were only a few of us that were on to this masterwork in the early going.
b-rad should be unbanned for a short while after this thing is released until he is inevitably banned again!
Truly, he should be re-instated and be part of the Q&A that this fan-fic/movie will eventually have.
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I'm so sorry... :D Im...must...go.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://soundcloud.com/space-sweeper/sets/vengeance-for-wolf-dialogue
It is complete. The tracks (separated by role) can be individually downloaded by scrolling over each of them and finding the 'download' symbol.
My throat really hurts, especially from doing the Bucket Punch line over and over again and then switching to the computer voice afterward. Worth it. Anything that needs fixing, I'll do a redo of the line tomorrow, hope this works. ;D
PS- Don't worry about music playing after the Obama lines, it's just the Soundcloud stream continuing on from other tracks on my profile like a continuous playlist, not part of the file.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 04, 2014, 09:58:43 AM
https://soundcloud.com/space-sweeper/sets/vengeance-for-wolf-dialogue
It is complete. The tracks (separated by role) can be individually downloaded by scrolling over each of them and finding the 'download' symbol.
My throat really hurts, especially from doing the Bucket Punch line over and over again and then switching to the computer voice afterward. Worth it. Anything that needs fixing, I'll do a redo of the line tomorrow, hope this works. ;D
PS- Don't worry about music playing after the Obama lines, it's just the Soundcloud stream continuing on from other tracks on my profile like a continuous playlist, not part of the file.
f**king perfection.
Absolute perfection.
For those that are about to listen...you are not prepared for the amount of work Sweeps just put in this, this is f**king...oh god...Sil, you're gonna have to actually work with a budget now.
f**king awesome dude, f**king awesome.
Much excite!
Oh my God, Sweeps, that is amazing :D
That Obama impression's actually pretty damn good! :laugh:
Awesome.
Many thanks ;D
Now we're just waiting for DoomRulz.
One reading I'm not sure about is the "Yes... my boss" line, since I'm not sure what the context was (due to it being part of the second draft), I decided to read it as a statement rather than an address which it may be in a sort of Vader/Emperor "Yes... my master" kind of way. If it is meant to be like that, I'll gladly re-record it.
SiL, I am sending you some re-recordings as I'm not really satisfied with some I did for ?? ??.
Next to You started playing after the final line.
f**king perfection.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 04, 2014, 11:13:28 PM
One reading I'm not sure about is the "Yes... my boss" line, since I'm not sure what the context was (due to it being part of the second draft), I decided to read it as a statement rather than an address which it may be in a sort of Vader/Emperor "Yes... my master" kind of way. If it is meant to be like that, I'll gladly re-record it.
It was intended as the latter, but it's no problem. I don't think the scene's going to make the final cut anyway. Hurrah for deleted scenes!
Quote from: BANE on Jan 04, 2014, 11:31:56 PM
SiL, I am sending you some re-recordings as I'm not really satisfied with some I did for ?? ??.
Just saw 'em now! Cheers.
I am getting very, very disturbed by how well some of these dialogue lines are matching my body movements in the edit. The Low Resolution Carl Sagan lines are, like, to the beat.
Low Resolution Carl Sagan synched up with the movements you had yet to make.
Low Resolution Carl Sagan knows.
We are one with Low Resolution Carl Sagan.
dat laugh :D
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 04, 2014, 09:58:43 AM
https://soundcloud.com/space-sweeper/sets/vengeance-for-wolf-dialogue
It is complete. The tracks (separated by role) can be individually downloaded by scrolling over each of them and finding the 'download' symbol.
My throat really hurts, especially from doing the Bucket Punch line over and over again and then switching to the computer voice afterward. Worth it. Anything that needs fixing, I'll do a redo of the line tomorrow, hope this works. ;D
PS- Don't worry about music playing after the Obama lines, it's just the Soundcloud stream continuing on from other tracks on my profile like a continuous playlist, not part of the file.
The music playing after the obama lines... what is it? I like it. That obama voice is legit lol.
Rendering the first scene in the Command Center. I was starting to get worried, cos it took so. God-damn. Long. To get all of the elements in place and timed and match-moved, but then I realised no other scene contains so many different characters interacting, and breathed a sigh of relief.
I may or may not upload the scene to YouTube.
save it till it's done.
or...
release a new scene each day.
the 12 days of vengeance for wolf
But the scene makes me so happy and I want to share it.
Oh god, yes.
Please do.
Do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxUCYRXBeo#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxUCYRXBeo#ws)
Either I have entered a new dimension, or I swear some f**king posts have gone missing.
LOL, nvm, I am confusing two separate threads!
Errrrrrrmmmmmmmaaaaaageerrrrrrddddddddddd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The gang signs... :laugh:
Also:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgyazo.com%2Fedc30aa6485826fa006a0675cbf390bd.png&hash=f6c2b5e979ef9e5898ff99180d76e41ddef9f065)
Hidden democratic end of world agenda confirmed.
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 05, 2014, 07:44:17 AM
The gang signs... :laugh:
YES! Someone noticed them! ;D
Also, who runs a livestream here? I have an idea for the premiere.
Quote from: SiL on Jan 05, 2014, 07:44:51 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 05, 2014, 07:44:17 AM
The gang signs... :laugh:
YES! Someone noticed them! ;D
Also, who runs a livestream here? I have an idea for the premiere.
Shadow, and Sweeps stream the most. I only stream on occasion.
Quote from: SiL on Jan 05, 2014, 07:44:51 AM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jan 05, 2014, 07:44:17 AM
The gang signs... :laugh:
YES! Someone noticed them! ;D
Also, who runs a livestream here? I have an idea for the premiere.
I do. (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=48178.0)
those are some trippy hand gestures lmfao.
I vaguely remembered Shadowpred did, completely forgot Sweeps did.
Which one of you wants to host the premiere on your stream? I will accept naked photos as bribes.
I could be your man. Who knows whether or not I'll be busy though.
Quote from: SiL on Jan 05, 2014, 06:56:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxUCYRXBeo#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxUCYRXBeo#ws)
Oh man, this is gonna be so good :D
The best thing is that I still laugh as hard as when I watched it the first time.
can't wait to see some predator action figure / floating photoshop mask interactions.
This is bloody incredible! :laugh:
Quote from: SiL on Jan 05, 2014, 06:56:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxUCYRXBeo#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxUCYRXBeo#ws)
Lmao what is this!
Yo SiL, I just sent you my Elder Pred recording.
Yay!
Now I just need it in a file my Mac recognises! :P
Sit tight, I'm uploading an AIFF file right now.
Sweeet, that I can use!
EDIT
More soon!
http://vengeanceforwolf.wordpress.com/ (http://vengeanceforwolf.wordpress.com/)
I just had a random idea.
Making this tune the intro theme whatevers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsdCGQbbd8k#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsdCGQbbd8k#ws)
My name is Kimahri Ronso, and I approve this message.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Jan 06, 2014, 03:10:29 AM
I just had a random idea.
Making this tune the intro theme whatevers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsdCGQbbd8k#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsdCGQbbd8k#ws)
If only somebody here had made that.
If you give somebody a day I'm sure they can come up with something similar.
Just overdub a kazoo.
Or a comb with a piece of paper on it.
Quote from: SM on Jan 06, 2014, 05:01:13 AM
Just overdub a kazoo.
Oh man, a kazoo with a hand drawn 20th Century Fox logo!
Quote from: SiL on Jan 05, 2014, 06:56:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxUCYRXBeo#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxUCYRXBeo#ws)
Holy mother of Christ! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: First Blood on Jan 06, 2014, 06:28:33 PM
Quote from: SiL on Jan 05, 2014, 06:56:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxUCYRXBeo#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxUCYRXBeo#ws)
Holy mother of Christ! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Greatest video ever :D
Got the Elder Predator lines sorted. I can only describe him as Tom Hardy as Bane after a hard night out drinking ;D
Quote from: SiL on Jan 09, 2014, 01:57:00 AM
Got the Elder Predator lines sorted. I can only describe him as Tom Hardy as Bane after a hard night out drinking ;D
HAHAHA, Zyes!
I'm so excited to get another update.
Now I have all of the dialogue I need, I can get the second half of filming done, and then release a trailer, and then finish this thing ;D
Yesssss 8)
This needs to be marketed heavily to youtube after we have watched it. I feel merely a select few individuals who bless their eyes with this masterpiece is not enough.
EVERYONE should see it.
Also has to be front page news here. Everyone on here needs to f**king read this fan fic and then behold to the glory of the film.
Concurred.
Don't be too hasty.
Don't want any C&Ds from Fox until after it's released.
Or the Obama Administration.
Quote from: SM on Jan 09, 2014, 04:21:49 AM
Don't be too hasty.
Don't want any C&Ds from Fox until after it's released.
Maaaan, what could they possibly have against this film?
If they cite tainting the quality I'm just link them to AvPR's IMDb page.
Seeing as I couldn't even laugh while watching AvP:R, this technically has more creative value.
All you have to do is publish it once. Then I will save it and release it anonymously every year for the rest of my life for the viewing public.
f**k the police.
And if we make it to the Razzies somehow, that would be even more epic.
I cant see it,the tagline of year....Im...must..go now...
This will be greatest thing in years.
Quote from: SiL on Jan 09, 2014, 05:39:47 AM
Quote from: SM on Jan 09, 2014, 04:21:49 AM
Don't be too hasty.
Don't want any C&Ds from Fox until after it's released.
Maaaan, what could they possibly have against this film?
If they cite tainting the quality I'm just link them to AvPR's IMDb page.
I was merely jesting...
They have FOXED seemingly harmless projects before. But I don't recall it happening to anyone the last five or so years.
Don't suppose anyone's got a screenshot of the interior of the Predator ship from AvP in hi-res (From where it's powering up as it approaches Earth)? Say Blu-Ray? I'm not a subscriber, so I can't use the one from Galaxy's site, and I ain't got the Blu-Ray. And this Mac's disc drive is busted :(
If worse comes to worse I can try to get you one from the DVD (full screen though :-X ). Never did bother getting it on Blu-ray.
Hey full screen might not be a big deal though right? From what i've seen I don't think this is being done in a widescreen aspect ratio.
This is being done wide-screen. The problem with filming the Wolf parts is that he's being filmed against a computer screen, so I need a picture that will fill the screen and not look overly stretched.
Having typed that sentence, however, I realise I could just go with the shitty stretched low-res image look, and it'd be fine.
Gimme a sec and I can provide a wide-screen shot, but it won't be blu-ray.
Just hand draw the background. With crayons.
Quote from: SM on Jan 13, 2014, 01:25:46 AM
Just hand draw the background. With crayons.
nah nah nah. Take a 144p screenshot and trace it with markers and color it in with colored pencils.
Bit hi tech isn't it?
A bit.
All sound effects should be as cheap as possible. Like what if it was all with your own mouth. Predator ship vrooms, KFC bucket punches, explosions, music even?...maybe sound-effects guy's voice goes sore and he breaks out into a long coughing fit in the middle of a Predator ship flyby.
All sound effects are from the in-built library of Final Cut Studio. Truly, it is the laziest option.
Way lazier than recording yourself going "SHHHHHOOOOOMMMMM PYEW PYEW PYEW!"
Well yeah, I'd have to, like, click record or something and then go through the physical effort of making sounds.
Although I am recording a few "Pew Pew" noises.
Plus you have to edit what you've recorded. And then maybe you don't get it on the first take.
Or worse, you think of something funnier long after you've finished.
As long as you have farts, you'll never have anything funnier.
I don't think the sound library has fart noises :(
EDIT
In other news I just realised I already have footage I can use for the Predator planet and Earth (When Elder arrives) I can use instead of creating new shots from scratch.
Woooooo.
Quote from: SM on Jan 13, 2014, 02:53:17 AM
Way lazier than recording yourself going "SHHHHHOOOOOMMMMM PYEW PYEW PYEW!"
I actually think that would heighten it. It would be VfW's version of Heat's epic gun fight in the street.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1228.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee448%2FJoseph_Guilar%2FPHomeworld_zpsd24509d0.jpg&hash=191ceeeb623389ec41acd5c15aa2a7c1f49b0184)
I'd created the planet yonks ago playing around with Apple Motion 4. Slapped a Pred ship on it and some text and woo, fully rendered scene for Vengeance for Wolf.
Very nice!
Quote from: SiL on Jan 13, 2014, 11:10:40 PM
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I'd created the planet yonks ago playing around with Apple Motion 4. Slapped a Pred ship on it and some text and woo, fully rendered scene for Vengeance for Wolf.
This is the most high-tech looking aspect of the film yet, lol.
The title sequence is glorious.
That is all.
excited
Blaaargh. Actual jobs got in the way of this.
Saturday I should finish filming the Elder Pred bits. Then comes the final editing. Woo.
Don't rush it. You must take your time with this most delicate of projects.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jan 23, 2014, 01:59:36 PM
Don't rush it. You must take your time with this most delicate of projects.
No, shhhhh, he's supposed to rush it.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Jan 23, 2014, 01:59:36 PM
Don't rush it. You must take your time with this most delicate of projects.
agreed, time is needed for the finer details like changing clothes for different characters
None of that. This should all have been filmed and edited in two hours, I tell you!
So what's the latest on this?
This annoying thing called "paid work" kept getting in the way, but it's done now, so I can dedicate all of next week to getting this finished. I'd start today, but it was my birthday yesterday and I'm milking it for all it's worth.
Well happy belated birthday!!
Now get to work. >:(
I can't, the Elder Predator got drunk and has passed out on my desk.
*The Elder Predator is what Space Sweeper calls himself when he drinks.
While SpaceMarines holds his dreadlocks back as he barfs into his mask.
#TruStory
Hope you had a not-shitty Birthday, SiL.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Jan 31, 2014, 02:32:59 AM
#TruStory
...#TheStruggleIsReal
Happy belated birthday, SiL!
Now, you'm must go finish this.
Happy Belated Birthday!
Quote from: SiL on Jan 31, 2014, 02:23:05 AM
This annoying thing called "paid work" kept getting in the way, but it's done now, so I can dedicate all of next week to getting this finished. I'd start today, but it was my birthday yesterday and I'm milking it for all it's worth.
Happy Belated Birthday bud, I hope it was good one :)
I just read the 'Origins' post on the blog and died laughing. The fact that you played the entire thing straight just had me in stitches. :D
Back into it this morning! Damn these rendering times.
You need to slam some more ram into that mac bloke.
downloadmoreram.com (http://downloadmoreram.com)
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 02, 2014, 10:49:47 PM
downloadmoreram.com (http://downloadmoreram.com)
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Quote from: Rong on Feb 02, 2014, 10:48:49 PM
You need to slam some more ram into that mac bloke.
It's six years old! Give the girl a break. It's not my fault every single shot is at least three layers of crudely rendered composites with match-moves, bezier masks, motion effects, and --
Wait, no, it's entirely my fault.
It wouldn't be a problem if I weren't piecing it together almost shot-by-shot, but such is the nature of how this thing is being put together.
In Sil we trust.
Godspeed Sir.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 02, 2014, 10:49:47 PM
downloadmoreram.com (http://downloadmoreram.com)
Im must go use my new ram.
Quote from: SiL on Feb 02, 2014, 10:52:28 PM
Quote from: Rong on Feb 02, 2014, 10:48:49 PM
You need to slam some more ram into that mac bloke.
It's six years old! Give the girl a break. It's not my fault every single shot is at least three layers of crudely rendered composites with match-moves, bezier masks, motion effects, and --
Wait, no, it's entirely my fault.
It wouldn't be a problem if I weren't piecing it together almost shot-by-shot, but such is the nature of how this thing is being put together.
It'll make it that much more awesome when it's finished.
Quote from: Rong on Feb 02, 2014, 10:50:43 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 02, 2014, 10:49:47 PM
downloadmoreram.com (http://downloadmoreram.com)
http://browncardigan.s3.amazonaws.com/imagesfarm/2014/03XH6pyBrghpLfx.jpg
bhahajhaha
now.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.earthrangers.com%2Fcontent%2Fwildwire%2Fbaby_birds_in_nest_hungry.jpg&hash=470aaf18eb9224fa436785f44cdf36d25f24d41b)
I think we're all ready for an update...
Please!
If we don't have an update soon then it must mean that the world is doom. There is no other excuse. :'(
It's getting there! I've had to change a lot of stuff around to make it work with the resources I (don't) have. I know this is very, very behind schedule and I wish it weren't but it's not something I can help at the moment. I'm sorry.
The world is save!
But seriously dude, take your time. We want the best worst quality imaginable, after all! ;D
The earth is doom.
Behind the scenes, with a new photo! Much wow!
http://vengeanceforwolf.wordpress.com/2014/02/10/bringing-the-elder-predator-to-life-pt-1/ (http://vengeanceforwolf.wordpress.com/2014/02/10/bringing-the-elder-predator-to-life-pt-1/)
lol, that's an extensive production team involved in this thing
Only the best for this production!
I was laughing so hard and then I died when I saw this:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgyazo.com%2Fdb9ac350f686fa3b22dcd6c3719caf94.png&hash=6531356061b65953186da1b0ceada4f2e0e92b8d)
;D
I'm really, really hoping I could have this done by the end of the week, but I just don't know. Every time I think I've made a job easier something else goes wrong.
I was gut laughing from the moment I read "Alan Smithee".
Yup, that amazing :D
Quote from: SiL on Feb 10, 2014, 05:55:19 AM
Behind the scenes, with a new photo! Much wow!
http://vengeanceforwolf.wordpress.com/2014/02/10/bringing-the-elder-predator-to-life-pt-1/ (http://vengeanceforwolf.wordpress.com/2014/02/10/bringing-the-elder-predator-to-life-pt-1/)
I know my voiceover will do this character absolute justice.
Production woes continue on the blog. (http://vengeanceforwolf.wordpress.com/2014/02/10/bringing-the-elder-predator-to-life-pt-2/)
LOL, Tom Hardy!
Alain Smité sounds like a good bloke.
Quote from: SiL on Feb 10, 2014, 10:59:53 PM
Production woes continue on the blog. (http://vengeanceforwolf.wordpress.com/2014/02/10/bringing-the-elder-predator-to-life-pt-2/)
:D :D :D
I demand* the next blog article include interviews from the voice actors
Spoiler
*politely ask
So this is going to beat Avengers 2 at the box office, right?
I thought they canceled Avengers 2 so they could fund this.
Nah, this was funded when SiL snuck on-set of Avengers 2 and just stole a shitload of props and 2 copies of the script and sold them.
Armless Tiger Man confirmed, btw.
Quote from: SiL on Feb 10, 2014, 10:59:53 PM
Production woes continue on the blog. (http://vengeanceforwolf.wordpress.com/2014/02/10/bringing-the-elder-predator-to-life-pt-2/)
I <3 this. I just know this will be the greatest thing in the history of anything.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 11, 2014, 05:23:23 PM
Quote from: SiL on Feb 10, 2014, 10:59:53 PM
Production woes continue on the blog. (http://vengeanceforwolf.wordpress.com/2014/02/10/bringing-the-elder-predator-to-life-pt-2/)
I <3 this. I just know this will be the greatest thing in the history of anything.
Unless the Global Feminist Conspiracy sabotage it.
feminists from uh, ah, ah, uh, Alpha Centauri
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I immediately imagined the words appearing one at a time, punctuated by a shitty gunshot soundeffect.
PEW! PEW! PEW!
UNF!
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 12, 2014, 06:55:33 AM
I immediately imagined the words appearing one at a time, punctuated by a shitty gunshot soundeffect.
PEW! PEW! PEW!
So did I:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GxjxHbDFI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GxjxHbDFI#ws)
Perfect.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 12, 2014, 07:14:16 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 12, 2014, 06:55:33 AM
I immediately imagined the words appearing one at a time, punctuated by a shitty gunshot soundeffect.
PEW! PEW! PEW!
So did I:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GxjxHbDFI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GxjxHbDFI#ws)
Yes.
Yes.
If only.
EDIT
Good God this thing's 3 minutes long and it's not quite halfway through. Why. Why.
Because it's a beautifullllll butterflyyyyy
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 12, 2014, 07:14:16 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 12, 2014, 06:55:33 AM
I immediately imagined the words appearing one at a time, punctuated by a shitty gunshot soundeffect.
PEW! PEW! PEW!
So did I:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GxjxHbDFI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GxjxHbDFI#ws)
Haha! I imagined it with cheesy 80s-style rock music as a background.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 12, 2014, 02:50:17 PM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 12, 2014, 07:14:16 AM
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 12, 2014, 06:55:33 AM
I immediately imagined the words appearing one at a time, punctuated by a shitty gunshot soundeffect.
PEW! PEW! PEW!
So did I:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GxjxHbDFI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GxjxHbDFI#ws)
Haha! I imagined it with cheesy 80s-style rock music as a background.
Hmmm....damn it, now I have to try this out.
Official Avatar and Signature set
such quality
much poorly cropped
so wow
Holy f**k, I never thought I'd see the day when your avatar would change.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 12, 2014, 11:50:35 PM
Holy f**k, I never thought I'd see the day when your avatar would change.
I know right?
Especially to an image of a Predator.
The glory of the screenplay changes us all.
Because Doom wanted it, so I "made" this. Just wish I had more material to work with so that the entire vid could be a montage of sorts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uP8Ej_Bu_Q#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uP8Ej_Bu_Q#ws)
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 13, 2014, 05:07:07 AM
Because Doom wanted it, so I "made" this. Just wish I had more material to work with so that the entire vid could be a montage of sorts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uP8Ej_Bu_Q#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uP8Ej_Bu_Q#ws)
SiL please roll the credits over this
Still avoiding copyrighted material :P
SiL please remake the song entirely
Hum the beat and sing it off key
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 13, 2014, 05:07:07 AM
Because Doom wanted it, so I "made" this. Just wish I had more material to work with so that the entire vid could be a montage of sorts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uP8Ej_Bu_Q#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uP8Ej_Bu_Q#ws)
SiL, remix it if you have to because this is ideal.
I'm very much looking forward to hear what DoomRulz's Elder Predator sounds like.
Not as beautiful as your Sean Connery impersonation.
HAY PEEPS
ANYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED PLZ BE LETTING ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT YOUR NAME IN THE CREDITS TO BE
"ALAN SMITHEE" IS TOTALLY COOL
IF THAT'S YOUR THING
JUST SAYIN'
bump
f**kin' aspie...
YOU DIDN'T SAY HI TO THE YETI LIKE I ASKED
THERE IS NO f**kING YETI!!!
K.
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...
Dis film gonna be finished
by
tomorrow.
My aim is to have it done by today, but it's getting hotter and hotter as the day goes on and I don't know how much I can stand being in a room with an increasingly hot computer all up in my grill. It should be finished today, but if it gets to the point where I can't leave the computer running to composite effects without worrying about it I'll finish what I don't get done tomorrow.
My goal is to have a trailer for you all today or tomorrow regardless of what happens.
Then I get to work out pre-screening and premieres and oh my.
Ah yes.
LOL HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
Quote from: SiL on Feb 15, 2014, 12:06:58 AM
Dis film gonna be finished
by
tomorrow.
My aim is to have it done by today, but it's getting hotter and hotter as the day goes on and I don't know how much I can stand being in a room with an increasingly hot computer all up in my grill. It should be finished today, but if it gets to the point where I can't leave the computer running to composite effects without worrying about it I'll finish what I don't get done tomorrow.
My goal is to have a trailer for you all today or tomorrow regardless of what happens.
Then I get to work out pre-screening and premieres and oh my.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So, this premiere, black-tie affair I'm assuming.
The blackest.
Trivia: Almost every celebrity's face was match-moved to the movement of one of my nostrils, usually the left.
SO EXCITED.
Speaking of you, Juney just died screaming.
I thought the scene with the half-dozen characters in the command center was going to be the most effects-intensive, but I forgot about the 3 layers of flame effects needed to set one Nic Cage on fire.
A friend of mine despises/loves Nic Cage. Can I please be Nic Cage.
BANE beat you to it a while back :(
Aw.
Eh, s'fine.
As feared, this likely won't be finished today. However! There are only two scenes left to put together tomorrow. And then the trailer happens. ;D
UNF, just the fact that it is more than likely to show up tomorrow is enough for us I'm sure.
Oh man, I am excited!!! ;D
Ah, keep in mind that film being finished tomorrow (Well, the Director's Cut) doesn't mean it'll be released tomorrow. I got some ideas for how to release it, so it might be a few days/a week. But at least you'll have a trailer ... ?
Zyes
I hear a sequel is already planned if this film is successful.
Predator 3: Vengeance for Wolf 2: Payback
Payback is like bitch!
payback is like vengeance, which is like bitch
Quote from: SiL on Feb 15, 2014, 08:22:52 AM
But at least you'll have a trailer ... ?
And I'm giddy with excitement ;D
If only there were some way to bring B-Rad back to watch the premiere. :D
FREE B RAD.
Can't wait to see what you've done with this, SiL.
The waiting is so intense.
Shit SiL, you got top brass breathin' down yer neck. They expect RESULTS!!
Oh man this is too much pressure. I just wanted a normal life! I can't take this!
*self-defenestrate*
Don't disappoint.........................the Colonel.
Aaand of course the last two scenes to do would be fight scenes and require much editing.
That being said it's 8:31 AM and I'm about a third the way through the first fight. The second one will be much, much simpler.
'dem timezones. I guess the 'tomorrow' that you said yesterday actually meant 'two days' to me :D
Really looking forward to the trailer though, man. You're doing humanity an excellent service.
Let Obama dry your tears.
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Trailer this arvo.
:D :D :D
LMFAO!
When you see the President punch a Predator in the face with a KFC bucket on his fists, I want you all to appreciate the god damned hour it took to make happen.
Quote from: SiL on Feb 16, 2014, 03:43:55 AM
When you see the President punch a Predator in the face with a KFC bucket on his fists, I want you all to appreciate the god damned hour it took to make happen.
Sig worthy
It's going on the poster.
Due to it being even hotter today than yesterday, I've had to relocate the production to the one place in the house getting any kind of breeze to make sure I get this freaking thing done.
Alas, the one place in the house with a breeze is also directly next to the liquor cabinet.
Might be an interesting trailer, is what I'm saying.
Thank you, Sil. This will be the greatest thing ever.
While we patiently await a trailer, I say we all revisit this classic video that ShadowPred shared a few years back to get us in the proper mindset 8)
Quote from: ShadowPred on Dec 14, 2010, 06:02:11 PM
Honestly, after watching this...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/556109 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/556109)
(read the description)
Someone has to do the same for this predator fan fic, please, someone do the same!
3-plus years later, and we're finally getting it.
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TRAILER IS UPLOADING
GET EXCITE
AWH MAN I WAS JUST GONNA GO TO SLEEP
But screw that, I'm waiting for this trailer first :P
trailah pls
Quote from: SiL on Feb 16, 2014, 05:27:32 AM
TRAILER IS UPLOADING
GET EXCITE
AUBFKBDBSAVKV:V!!!!
Quote from: SiL on Feb 16, 2014, 05:27:32 AM
GET EXCITE
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this better be good
Oh, woman, you are the last person I expect to like this :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH1hfEAySP4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH1hfEAySP4#ws)
Oh my God
Best use of Inception BWAM ever.
holy crap
HAHAHAHA, YES!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 16, 2014, 05:29:16 AM
AWH MAN I WAS JUST GONNA GO TO SLEEP
But screw that, I'm waiting for this trailer first :P
You have an early bed time.
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 16, 2014, 05:36:11 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 16, 2014, 05:29:16 AM
AWH MAN I WAS JUST GONNA GO TO SLEEP
But screw that, I'm waiting for this trailer first :P
You have an early bed time.
time zones bruh
It could be 5AM over there for all you know
You don't know him
You're not his
mother
LOL I distracted NA in the GotG thread. Quickly SiL, take the trailer down b4 he comes back.
Quote from: RazorSlash on Feb 16, 2014, 05:37:21 AM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 16, 2014, 05:36:11 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Feb 16, 2014, 05:29:16 AM
AWH MAN I WAS JUST GONNA GO TO SLEEP
But screw that, I'm waiting for this trailer first :P
You have an early bed time.
time zones bruh
It could be 5AM over there for all you know
You don't know him
You're not his mother
*Cal smirks*
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 16, 2014, 05:35:23 AM
Best use of Inception BWAM ever.
;D
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 16, 2014, 05:37:50 AM
LOL I distracted NA in the GotG thread. Quickly SiL, take the trailer down b4 he comes back.
EVERYONE MUST REVEL IN ITS GLORY
Oh my God this is going to be beautiful :')
Quote from: SiL on Feb 16, 2014, 05:34:01 AM
Oh, woman, you are the last person I expect to like this :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH1hfEAySP4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH1hfEAySP4#ws)
:laugh: Oh god, this is going to be the film of the (penniless) century.
Also, awesome hearing the random final line put to good use. ;D
I was planning on putting it at the end of the credits, but I wanted something for the end of the trailer and remembered you'd tacked that on the end of your recordings :laugh:
Also, I have to say that I love that you didn't cut the jagged edges off of the Nic Cage mask. It gives Juney a sort of...elegant glow.
I have to ask, SiL. How was it filming yourself hitting on an action figure? :P
Actually not the weirdest thing I've done. :P
LMAO.
Awesome.
lol fox news is going to use this video as if Obama really did participate in it's production
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 16, 2014, 06:31:23 AM
lol fox news is going to use this video as if Obama really did participate in it's production
The sad thing is I honestly wouldn't put that behind them. I mean, they claimed that the Lego Movie was "anti-business propaganda", and that President Business looked like Mitt Romney...
...holy mother of god
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I feel the doom coming
Okaaay, so turns out I was only able to finish one of the fights because Jesus Christ that was stupid.
Quote from: SiL on Feb 16, 2014, 08:25:47 AM
Okaaay, so turns out I was only able to finish one of the fights because Jesus Christ that was stupid.
LOL
At least I got the trailer done ...
That, AND the war room scene from a while back. Such amaze.
I meant as far as getting the editing done today.
But at least I know I'll be done tomorrow! And then premiere at the end of the week. Woo.
It's going to be the best premiere ever.
Anyone know where I can buy a goat?
... and a sacrificial knife?
...............
the production values are really good in this.
It's almost Birdemic quality!
Oh my god, with Nic Cage rubbing his nips like that I am over the moon excited to hear the dialogue with it :laugh:
"Wanna play bad boy?"
*rub rub rub*
Quote from: SiL on Feb 16, 2014, 10:26:41 AM
Anyone know where I can buy a goat?
... and a sacrificial knife?
yes
Quote from: SiL on Feb 16, 2014, 10:26:41 AM
Anyone know where I can buy a goat?
... and a sacrificial knife?
free goat (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=10812)
This will be finished today.
I may or may not do another trailer.
Will the limited edition Blu-ray release include a slipcover and a mini Predator figurine?
I'm holding out for the steelbook edition
Will the North American release be the same as the original cut? I heard rumors of digitally replacing Obama's likeness with Hugh Jackman.
One of the bonus features is Space Sweeper sucking all the cast members dicks.
In Aspie's case it was in the Bloopers section. It's only 4 seconds though.
No stamina.
Does he swallow? :0
If not, I will be pirating this and not paying.
ELDER OBAMA RUSSEL CAGE WEAVING SAGAN
PR3DATOR: VENGEANCE FOR WOLF
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 17, 2014, 12:25:38 AM
Does he swallow? :0
If not, I will be pirating this and not paying.
I don't know. The footage I've seen makes me believe that it just cuts away to the next person after the cast member has finished. It is set to the Curb Your Enthusiasm music though (spoiler!).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM#)
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 16, 2014, 11:39:48 PM
Will the limited edition Blu-ray release include a slipcover and a mini Predator figurine?
No figurine, but it will come with a slip of paper, signed and numbered, upon which is crudely drawn the likeness of a penis wearing a Predator helmet with the quote, "Forgive for my sins".
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 17, 2014, 12:01:36 AM
Will the North American release be the same as the original cut? I heard rumors of digitally replacing Obama's likeness with Hugh Jackman.
Kurt Russell in black face was considered early on for the role of the President, but the MPAA deemed this was too offensive. A three second shot of a man in a Hitler mustache urinating on a Jewish person's grave, however, was cleared for distribution.
Quote from: SiL on Feb 17, 2014, 12:48:14 AM
A three second shot of a man in a Hitler mustache urinating on a Jewish person's grave, however, was cleared for distribution.
Well yeah, of course; the production company's sponsored by Gillete and Depends.
Okay, chumps and chumpettes, preliminary credit list:
Voices:
Bugsy Malone
Brandon "RazorSlash" Borges
Rishon Cox
Gorgon Chundersmiff
DroomRulz
Nightmare Asylum
SpaceMarines
Casting (provided masks):
NightmareAsylum
SpaceMarines
Rishon Cox
SFX:
Crazy Rich
BloodInTheMud
If I've forgotten anyone or mis-credited anyone, please let me know!
Quote from: SiL on Feb 17, 2014, 05:06:56 AM
Gorgon Chundersmiff
Gorgon is in this?! Holy shit! :o
I hope the Blu-ray includes a commentary by Gorgon -- I always enjoy his wry remarks and candid on-set stories :)
I so would like to do a commentary... :'(
Who is this Gorgon?
Providing the voice of the Predator ship.
Apparently. I imagine there's an in-joke I've not been let in on.
Wow, I'm surprised Gorgon didn't don the Pred suit :-\
Workprint is finished, about to save it for prosperity before I edit it down and start finishing the sound on this.
Run time is currently 8m 59s 21f, including credits.
Commentary would give this prosperity.
Oh the wonders of audio and video synchronizing during playback.
You should just have a Ronald reagen fireside chat that talks about the production.
WITH A RONALD REAGEN FACE.
Quote from: SiL on Feb 17, 2014, 05:06:56 AM
If I've forgotten anyone or mis-credited anyone, please let me know!
I usually go formally by my full name, but if it looks better in the credits with first and last only, that's fine. :D
Fixed!
We have picture lock. 6m 53s, down 2m 6s from the workprint. Now I can start on sound! Woo.
If there is ever an addition (like a sequel or watevah) to this that needs another VA or something.
Bl
You shall have me.
Anyway you want me.
Ijustwanttobecool
If this doesn't win me every award at the next AvPG Awards I don't see why I'm even bothering with this.
f**k the AvPGAs, this is going to Cannes!
Lol hurry up, also release the work print, I wanna do a fan edit :) haha
JESUS
CHRIST
After finally realising that Final Cut really, really hated one and a half seconds of footage and was refusing to render it on export, thus f**king up all of the audio for the second half of the film...
It's done.
It's 10:33pm. And it's done.
f**king.
Finally.
and none of us were ever the same again
Gonna be gewd.
Quote from: SiL on Feb 17, 2014, 05:06:56 AM
Okay, chumps and chumpettes, preliminary credit list:
Voices:
Bugsy Malone
Brandon "RazorSlash" Borges
Rishon Cox
Gorgon Chundersmiff
DroomRulz
Nightmare Asylum
SpaceMarines
Casting (provided masks):
NightmareAsylum
SpaceMarines
Rishon Cox
SFX:
Crazy Rich
BloodInTheMud
If I've forgotten anyone or mis-credited anyone, please let me know!
That's "DoomRulz" :P
My first movie credit to my real name.
Wonderful!
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 17, 2014, 09:13:49 AM
Quote from: SiL on Feb 17, 2014, 05:06:56 AM
If I've forgotten anyone or mis-credited anyone, please let me know!
I usually go formally by my full name, but if it looks better in the credits with first and last only, that's fine. :D
Same, if it works than that is fine.
Quote from: DoomRulz on Feb 17, 2014, 02:13:29 PM
That's "DoomRulz" :P
It's correct in the titles. :P
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 17, 2014, 05:11:16 PM
Same, if it works than that is fine.
I don't know what your actual name is. So far you're credited as CrazyRich.
These are the credits as they appear in the film. This is the last chance for people to tell me what to credit them as.
Written and Directed by
Alan Smithee
Based on a screenplay by
B-Rad G
Producer
Alan Smithee
Voices
DoomRulz
Space Sweeper
Bugsy Malone
SpaceMarines
Brandon "RazorSlash" Borges
Nightmare Asylum
And
Gorgon Chundersmiff
Director of Photography
Alain Smité
Production Designer
Alan Smithee
Editor
Alan Smithee
Music
Juney Dies Screaming
Casting
Nightmare Asylum
SpaceMarines
Rishon Cox
Sets
Wikimedia Commons
James Wong
AvP: Alien vs. Predator
Visual Effects
Alan Smithee
CrazyRich
BloodInTheMud
Title Designer
SiL
Special Thanks
Aspie
SiL
Disclaimer
This is a non-profit fan film made as a parody. Heck, even if we wanted to make money off this, we couldn't, short of us charging people for us to take this off the Internet.
The disclaimer nails it :D
You can just put me in as Tom P. :)
Done and done!
Richard Hammond.
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(no, not the same one as the British car guy)
Cheers, updated.
WE HAS RELEASE DATE
THURS, 20TH FEBRUARY
Awww yeeeaaaah
Godspeed, AVPG.
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Quote from: SiL on Feb 17, 2014, 09:32:12 PM
WE HAS RELEASE DATE
THURS, 20TH FEBRUARY
Awww yeeeaaaah
awwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh
Sooo...that was great. ;D SiL is a masterpiece machine!
It's okay, Aspie, you can come out now.
Woo, pre-release screening complete!
Thanks to Cvalda for hosting the "surprise" (Up yours, Aspie!) premiere of Predator: Vengeance for Wolf on her live-stream! For everyone who missed it, I'll be putting it on YouTube this Thursday (my time, so like ... Wednesday, for you heathens?). I may or may not release the Workprint at a later date.
'Twas absolutely fantastic. Great work on putting this all together, SiL, and awesome voice work everyone! Well worth the wait bringing this beautiful story to life.
Now... someone has to make sure the mods front page this on Thursday :P
Quote from: SiL on Feb 18, 2014, 03:47:57 AM
It's okay, Aspie, you can come out now.
Woo, pre-release screening complete!
Thanks to Cvalda for hosting the "surprise" (Up yours, Aspie!)
NA LIES
My internet access was nigh-nonexistant for awhile there. Can I be credited as Jack D. Eddie, or it too late?
Changed! One of the reasons I'm waiting until Thursday for the release version is so I can get the credits sorted. There are also some articles I wanna write up for the blog explaining some of the deleted material, and a comparison between the Workprint and Release version ;D
Can we expect cast interviews to be done and then released on the blog?
LOL interview the hookers
Looking forward to the YT premiere. :D Will make sure I celebrate its official premiere with KFC.
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 18, 2014, 04:25:47 AM
Can we expect cast interviews to be done and then released on the blog?
If someone wants to put together interviews, be my guest, but I ain't about to start a precedent of a director interviewing his own cast :P
"So what part about my direction did you love the most?"
"Uh..."
"Was it my piercing blue eyes?"
"Um."
"Or the way one nipple would just ... pop out of my shirt every now and then?"
"I'd like to go home now."
Quote from: SiL on Feb 18, 2014, 05:20:40 AM
"Or the way one nipple would just ... pop out of my shirt every now and then?"
BTS FOOTAGE BETTA BE ON THE BLU-RAY
If I had a Blu-Ray burner I would make a Blu-Ray and mail it to you.
As it stands, I only have a DVD burner, so you'll have to suffice with SD man nipple.
What is this, 2003? NO SALE
Can I get VHS?
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 18, 2014, 05:42:16 AM
What is this, 2003? NO SALE
Fiiine, I'll go to the shops and have a Blu-Ray burned
just for you.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Feb 18, 2014, 05:44:02 AM
Can I get VHS?
You'll get nothing and like it!
Laserdisc pls
f**k y'all, I want a BETAMAX copy.
8mm
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The only appropriate format.
Etch-A-Sketch is a good format too.
Okay guys, this is going up tomorrow! If there are any changes need to be made to the credits, this is your last chance.
kimarhi as b-rad g.
The final Release version is now rendering :laugh:
I made some minor edits, increasing the overall length by fifteen whole seconds :o BANE will be much pleased.
Oh no, the director's cut could totally ruin the pacing. :'(
What you saw was the DC. This is the studio-enforced theatrical cut :P
Cant wait to see it,since i missed the pre-screening event lol
Quote from: SiL on Feb 19, 2014, 08:09:45 AM
The final Release version is now rendering :laugh:
I made some minor edits, increasing the overall length by fifteen whole seconds :o BANE will be much pleased.
YES! ;D
SiL, if I was in Aus...I'd buy you a drink for making this.
Yusss. Can't wait to see this thing again, and in all of its extended glory! ;D
Quote from: SiL on Feb 19, 2014, 11:14:46 AM
What you saw was the DC. This is the studio-enforced theatrical cut :P
:laugh: Fair enough. My apologies to the director.
Looking forward to the YouTube premiere. 8)
CUE ODE TO JOY
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=50035.0 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=50035.0)
Who here has yet to read such amaze yet? COME AND LAUGH!
DO IT NOW!
And make sure you watch the video adaptation!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5P2Zvp3Zg#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5P2Zvp3Zg#ws)
:P
No shout-out to the film adaptation :(
I did inform them about it. Since this is a fanfiction review team I don't think they would have covered that. Perhaps I should write a sequel.
You'll be the hero of this forum if you do.
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=51695.msg2014776#msg2014776 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=51695.msg2014776#msg2014776)
;D
I watch the video while reading the fan fiction :laugh:. For once I thank Twin Drive for doing something awesome.
Come back over Christmas when they read my Christmas story about Dracula fighting Santa Claus over the world's porn supply. ;)
That sounds incredible, TD.
You can read it here:
http://fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/The_Worst_Christmas_Fic_Ever (http://fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/The_Worst_Christmas_Fic_Ever)
stupid very stupid
Check out the film :D
Quote from: Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion on Nov 01, 2014, 12:22:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5P2Zvp3Zg#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5P2Zvp3Zg#ws)
:P
Payback is like bitch t shirts needs to happen
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Quote from: B-Rad G on Aug 19, 2008, 07:50:45 PM
Yo my friends, here my super awesome Predator 3 story. Go easy on me cuz it my first fan ficton. It about The Elder to come earth and take down Vengeance for The Wolf. All the people from AVPR are in this story as well ;D!
Predator III: Vengeance for Wolf
Screenplay by Robby
the Predator characters created by Jim Thomas and John Thomas.
Based on the Dark Horse comic book series
–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
Fade from black...
We see a huge ship in space passing by Mars. After a moment, we begin to see stars form all over the screen. Little bit by little bit more and more stars appear.
Then fadein into the ship and then see four predators on the ship walking on the top and gurding it from the outside. Suddenly, we see some type of star ship appear from the left side of the screen. Then those star ships fly down at the top of ship. After the ships arrive on top of the ship, we see two predators walking out of the ship and walking to the other four predators who where gurding the ship. One of the other predator who walk out of the ship pull out a credit card out of his pocket and hands it to the predator gurds on the ship. The card it self has a message and must send to the Elder said The Predator gurd and the other predators runs to the door.
After runing to the door, the predator gurd bumps his head at the wall and falls on the ground. Then the elder walks into the hallway and see the gurd on the ground. He gives them a hand and picks them off the ground. After the Gurd got up, he hands the elder the credit and the elder has no cule what the hell is going with the card. After the moment, the elder walks to the computer attact to the wall in the hallway and puts the card into the computer. It truns out the Wolf is dead and the Elder begins to scream like crazy, to found out that his son is dead.
"Those mother f**kers are going to die. Pay back is like bitch" said the Elder Predator.
Then the Elder Predator runs to the space pod and enter into the pod, then pod flashs a red light and said "Ready to go" said in a robot like voice. The elder predator begins to push buttons and the pod closes then the pod flys out of ship and heads to earth.
'Wolf! Forgive for my sins!" Said the Elder Predator.
Ext. Pentagon & control center – Day.
We see the colony's control center. Then in the pentagon, we see a group of people in the control center watching a big control screen of the earth. We see other workers walking around, giving papers to others, answer phone calls and typing up information into the colony's database. Then all sudden we see a huge big red dot on the screen and all of the people are talking out loud saying what going on.
Then we see a NASA person walking into the door and talks about it going on. "It looks like there a comit heading to earth" said the NASA person. Everyone is worried that the earth is damge and then we see a random person runing to the door and gabs a gun then kills his self because he thinks the earth is doom. Then there is blood and guts all over the ground and the president hears the sound, and walks to the room.
Barack Obama: "What was that sound and who killed the guy?"
NASA person: "He killed him self"
Barack Obama: "Say what?"
NASA person: "That right. He killed himself because he thought we are all doom due a unkown object heading to the earth"
Barack Obama: "Do we know what it is?"
NASA person: "Not really but i doubt it major"
Barack Obama: "I think we should keep it a sercet and not tell anyone about it like the event back in 2004 when we droop the bomb to wipe out those unknow group of animals"
FBI agent: "Good idea if anyone know about it then we should just say it a star then a comit that we will kill people"
FBI agent: "I like the idea. After we love keeping the stuff from people"
Barack Obama: "You guys take care of it. I will be going back to my office eating my KFC.
After the presdient went to his office, we see a FBI agent making a phone call.
FBI agent: "I know what it....over"
Yutani: "I know....a alien ship"
FBI agent: "I will talk to you later"
Then outside we a group of people outside in DC then a Space probe begins to enter Earth's atmosphere and becomes engulfed in a flame. a FBI agent stops to see something on fire falling from the clouds. The probe hits the ground creating a little crator.
FBI agent: "Nothing to see here people. Go back to your everyday lives and let us take care of this"
Then a huge clouds of smoke appear and the elder predator runs out of the pod then escape. After the smoke disappears, it looks like the pod was empety and nothing was there.
Off in the forest, we see the Elderpredator walking in the woods and follows it up to a group of people heading into the Elder Predator ways.
Hooker #1: "Hey baby!"
Hooker #2: "You want some of this?"
Disgusted, The Elder Predator continues walking down the alley. This one hooker walks in front of the Elder Predator.
Juney: My name is Juney and I'm horny. Want to play, bad boy?
The Elder Predator ignores her and walks passed her. Celine grabs the Elder Predator leg
Celine: "I'm Celine, a friend of Juney. I see your out of town and i love your hair"
Jumey: "It looks so cool and your mask is awesome to. Now show me your face".
Then the hookers take off all there shirts and pants then try to have sex with The Elder Predator. turns around and chops off Celine's arm. Then all of the other hookers ran alway until The Elder Predator use a flame throw and kill them.
Elder Predator: "Im...must...go"
Then Elder Predator walks alway and begins to cover the dead bodies alway so knows what happens.
Chapther 2 is next and talks about what happen to Kelly O'Brien family and how things have been going since AVPR.
Dude! 😅 this shit is crazy! Never had this much in ages! And the fact that this was posted 3 days before my 11th B-Day makes it all so special! No hate. I want "CHAPTHER 2"