Got the idea for this from being called Kate Winslett and Head Bonker.
Welcome to the AVPlayground. For all the stuff you're not supposed to say or talk about. Let the filth fly, but keep it civil. We're not here to hurt each other's feelings.
For the exaltation of the dirty rat and eternal kid in us all, let's see what you booger eaters got.
I'll start us off.
Welcome to the playground, ya leotard wearin' wart lickers.
Got any chocolate, bunny-turds-for-brains?
Was that too far?
Did anybody see the wiener that HuDa drew on th...oh my God, Verm. Did you just wipe a boogie on me?
I'm gonna go glue him to the slide.
We're gonna be late for science class. Prof.Scott's going to make us read from the ancient scriptures again.
Did you put the skull on Local's desk like I asked?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 07, 2019, 12:45:50 AM
Did you put the skull on Local's desk like I asked?
No. I poked around in the drawer and found one in there. A big one. So I took a picture and set up a ransom drop. If he doesn't fork over that bag of tootsie pops by 3 o'clock, everybody's gonna know about it.
It Begins!
The Chewie and Fvckface Podcast!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 09, 2019, 06:31:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 07, 2019, 12:45:50 AM
Did you put the skull on Local's desk like I asked?
No. I poked around in the drawer and found one in there. A big one. So I took a picture and set up a ransom drop. If he doesn't fork over that bag of tootsie pops by 3 o'clock, everybody's gonna know about it.
I put a copy of
Predators in Voodoo's locker.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 09, 2019, 11:07:16 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 09, 2019, 06:31:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 07, 2019, 12:45:50 AM
Did you put the skull on Local's desk like I asked?
No. I poked around in the drawer and found one in there. A big one. So I took a picture and set up a ransom drop. If he doesn't fork over that bag of tootsie pops by 3 o'clock, everybody's gonna know about it.
I put a copy of Predators in Voodoo's locker.
Did it come with the Brody miniature?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 10, 2019, 01:30:56 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 09, 2019, 11:07:16 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 09, 2019, 06:31:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 07, 2019, 12:45:50 AM
Did you put the skull on Local's desk like I asked?
No. I poked around in the drawer and found one in there. A big one. So I took a picture and set up a ransom drop. If he doesn't fork over that bag of tootsie pops by 3 o'clock, everybody's gonna know about it.
I put a copy of Predators in Voodoo's locker.
Did it come with the Brody miniature?
No, but I kidnapped someone's Dutch figure and brutalized it to look like Brody. I'm also holding a couple of Hicks figures hostage until I get my cactus back from Voodoo.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 10, 2019, 01:55:12 AM
I'm also holding a couple of Hicks figures hostage until I get my cactus back from Voodoo.
So he's still working on the superhero formula?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 10, 2019, 01:59:35 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 10, 2019, 01:55:12 AM
I'm also holding a couple of Hicks figures hostage until I get my cactus back from Voodoo.
So he's still working on the superhero formula?
Possibly. My cactus is a rare breed. Jonesy gave it to me.
Did Verm hide in the gym bathroom? I need to access my hostages.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 10, 2019, 02:13:14 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 10, 2019, 01:59:35 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 10, 2019, 01:55:12 AM
I'm also holding a couple of Hicks figures hostage until I get my cactus back from Voodoo.
So he's still working on the superhero formula?
Possibly. My cactus is a rare breed. Jonesy gave it to me.
Did Verm hide in the gym bathroom? I need to access my hostages.
It's possible. There's some dirty arcturian magazines missing, along with that special edition of Galactic Buffet. Granted, "a taste of uranis" doesn't exactly spell dinner time to most people.
Hey, no one likes those, anyway.
How late are we for Dr. Scott's class? How much time do I have to film a ransom video and send it to Voodoo?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 10, 2019, 02:26:23 AM
Hey, no one likes those, anyway.
How late are we for Dr. Scott's class? How much time do I have to film a ransom video and send it to Voodoo?
We've got awhile. I left a thesis on his desk that implied David didn't create the xenomorphs. He's locked the door, and I doubt he's coming out of there any time soon. They're saying you can hear him shouting obscenities from the hotel across the street.
What teachers are left? I accidentally locked Hicks in the cafeteria and SM is dangling from a rope in the auditorium that I had nothing to do with . . .
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/11gC4odpiRKuha/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c36b9004143794c59941c22)
Y'know what's fun?
Going onto one of the older members profiles,
then going to their very first post.
And watching people react to the AVPR script and PredAlien design.
;D
Quote from: The Old One on Jan 10, 2019, 11:42:42 AM
Y'know what's fun?
Going onto one of the older members profiles,
then going to their very first post.
And watching people react to the AVPR script and PredAlien design.
;D
I tried reading the thread where they were ripping Strause a new one. I just couldn't stomach it! :-\
I have yet to read some of these "legendary moments in AvPGalaxy history." All I do is snoop on my buddies list when I get bored.
You think Alien:BlackoutGate was bad? It was nothing compared to when an actual AVP film director decided to talk to the AVPG fan community. Ouch. Not a shining moment imo.
Quote from: SiL on Feb 23, 2007, 02:26:44 AM
Looking at the thing, it's pretty darned clear the thing's part of the chair, and not likely to stand up and walk around like the comics suggest.
Quote from: SiL on Mar 22, 2007, 10:15:34 PM
I think it's more than a little egotistical to think that an alien species would bother going all the way through space
carrying a highly deadly cargo to come kill us all for something we mightn't even do...
Oh, you poor- naive fool. ;D
BONUS: ;D
Quote from: SM on Mar 29, 2007, 01:55:04 AM
Beat me to it on both counts.
Quote from: SiL on Mar 29, 2007, 01:57:46 AM
Who's yo daddy? Who's yo daddy?
Quote from: SM on Mar 29, 2007, 11:34:40 PM
Beat me some more!
Quote from: SiL on Mar 30, 2007, 01:18:52 AM
You like it like that! You like it it like that!
..Okay, I just weirded me out.
Quote from: SM on Mar 30, 2007, 02:19:40 AM
Let us never speak of this again...
Quote from: SiL on Mar 30, 2007, 03:04:15 AM
I won't tell if you won't ...
lol :laugh:
Lucky for you Old One, SiL and SM won't likely wander in this thread ;D
Like, that's not what you think of when you think of SM and SiL nowadays.
Then again, we were all immature at one point in our lives. We learn from our mistakes.
Even Hicks probably had his moments, poor guy.
Spoiler
Verm has stayed the same, though.
MISTAKES WERE MADE.
I looked into an old political thread.
This is the only hint I'll give;
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FFZN5Gia.gif&hash=b00a7fe9df73f12ffd428463267f03fa)
When I look into those Political threads, I see this...
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/oWjyixDbWuAk8/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c36b93930474f565128a0bc)
It's way too scary for me. ;D
I've read through old threads about A:CM.
People were so happy.
Also found a little gem about the movie skins, about how Drake looked like he was doing some crack.
That sure did crack me up (pun intended). ;D
I'm the same. I only bend far enough to get snapped back by Hicks [emoji4]
"Hudson, sir. He's Hicks."
And he's gonna deliver a can of whoop-ass.
Quote from: The Old One on Jan 10, 2019, 11:42:42 AM
Y'know what's fun?
Going onto one of the older members profiles,
then going to their very first post.
And watching people react to the AVPR script and PredAlien design.
;D
I just want to know one thing.
What was going on Jan 16th 2010, at 06:21:17 PM?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 10, 2019, 03:00:04 PM
lol :laugh:
Lucky for you Old One, SiL and SM won't likely wander in this thread ;D
They will come. They won't admit it, but they'll be here. Watching, waiting, succumbing to the allure of the recess thread.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 11, 2019, 02:27:38 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Jan 10, 2019, 11:42:42 AM
Y'know what's fun?
Going onto one of the older members profiles,
then going to their very first post.
And watching people react to the AVPR script and PredAlien design.
;D
I just want to know one thing.
What was going on Jan 16th 2010, at 06:21:17 PM?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 10, 2019, 03:00:04 PM
lol :laugh:
Lucky for you Old One, SiL and SM won't likely wander in this thread ;D
They will come. They won't admit it, but they'll be here. Watching, waiting, succumbing to the allure of the recess thread.
The spittin', fartin', nose-pickin', but super-lovable and hilarious recess thread.
I do my nose pickin' before breakfast. I don't want unlucky charms fallin' in what I'm eating.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l9FAwJOXYprFe/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c380adf734b6c6a6f3aa6ac)
Oh c'mon, ya'll know how it works. It gets dry up in there after you've had a fan pointing at you all night. You don't want to be flaking all over your breakfast. Plus, it's just unhygienic.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5c/c6/a6/5cc6a6d602872ab094c0bb5a652de9f4--humor-quotes-movie-quotes.jpg)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 11, 2019, 03:19:33 AM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l9FAwJOXYprFe/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c380adf734b6c6a6f3aa6ac
Be glad it's just his nose and not another orifice.
Oh sure, blame a guy for keeping clean nostrils. Nose fingering is a perfectly natural act, and lends itself to hygienic purposes.
How'd we manage to derail this? I'm still trying to figure out how many other teachers I gotta avoid so I can film a ransom note and send it to Voodoo.
Your cactus is happy with me Wabbit and doesn't want to go back.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/P6Pt8lZw7BiQo/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c38a0fe79336b79325451ab)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 11, 2019, 02:00:53 PM
Your cactus is happy with me Wabbit and doesn't want to go back.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/P6Pt8lZw7BiQo/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c38a0fe79336b79325451ab
What am I supposed to do with all these Hicks figures, then? I can't have this many mouths to feed.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 11, 2019, 02:02:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 11, 2019, 02:00:53 PM
Your cactus is happy with me Wabbit and doesn't want to go back.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/P6Pt8lZw7BiQo/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c38a0fe79336b79325451ab
What am I supposed to do with all these Hicks figures, then? I can't have this many mouths to feed.
Going hungry isn't the worse thing that can happen to an action figure.
Just ask the figures that have to watch Huggsy do his nose pickin'
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/l1J9Rht991VZlvSYE/200w.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c38a34f652f574a73d5179d)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 11, 2019, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 11, 2019, 02:02:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 11, 2019, 02:00:53 PM
Your cactus is happy with me Wabbit and doesn't want to go back.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/P6Pt8lZw7BiQo/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c38a0fe79336b79325451ab
What am I supposed to do with all these Hicks figures, then? I can't have this many mouths to feed.
Going hungry isn't the worse thing that can happen to an action figure.
Just ask the figures that have to watch Huggsy do his nose pickin'
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l1J9Rht991VZlvSYE/200w.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c38a34f652f574a73d5179d
That can't be as bad as figures that sit on shelves being facehugged. For months on end.
Oh, well. I can get a new cactus. Lots of little ones to put in chairs.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 11, 2019, 12:34:17 PM
How'd we manage to derail this?
It can't be derailed. Anything goes on the playground.
Remember folks, what happens in the playground stays in the playground.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 11, 2019, 02:27:38 AM
I just want to know one thing.
What was going on Jan 16th 2010, at 06:21:17 PM?
Day and time Local Trouble created his legendary donkey porn thread.
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jan 11, 2019, 08:07:57 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 11, 2019, 02:27:38 AM
I just want to know one thing.
What was going on Jan 16th 2010, at 06:21:17 PM?
Day and time Local Trouble created his legendary donkey porn thread.
So I take it they all just came for the a**? ;)
Seriously? I thought it was about the release of Predators.
But . . . this makes more sense.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jan 12, 2019, 04:38:07 AM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jan 11, 2019, 08:07:57 PM
Remember folks, what happens in the playground stays in the playground.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 11, 2019, 02:27:38 AM
I just want to know one thing.
What was going on Jan 16th 2010, at 06:21:17 PM?
Day and time Local Trouble created his legendary donkey porn thread.
Spoiler
And along comes the inaugural dirty picture. I'm tossed between saying "now let's not get too filthy in here, this is for good fun" and "I always liked that one". Somehow I feel both are true. If Ellen had that kind of meat on her bones, love would've won the day.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 05:12:03 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jan 12, 2019, 04:38:07 AM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jan 11, 2019, 08:07:57 PM
Remember folks, what happens in the playground stays in the playground.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 11, 2019, 02:27:38 AM
I just want to know one thing.
What was going on Jan 16th 2010, at 06:21:17 PM?
Day and time Local Trouble created his legendary donkey porn thread.
Spoiler
And along comes the inaugural dirty picture. I'm tossed between saying "now let's not get too filthy in here, this is for good fun" and "I always liked that one". Somehow I feel both are true. If Ellen had that kind of meat on her bones, love would've won the day.
Ups sorry. Fixed! ;D
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jan 12, 2019, 05:18:44 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 05:12:03 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jan 12, 2019, 04:38:07 AM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jan 11, 2019, 08:07:57 PM
Remember folks, what happens in the playground stays in the playground.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 11, 2019, 02:27:38 AM
I just want to know one thing.
What was going on Jan 16th 2010, at 06:21:17 PM?
Day and time Local Trouble created his legendary donkey porn thread.
Spoiler
And along comes the inaugural dirty picture. I'm tossed between saying "now let's not get too filthy in here, this is for good fun" and "I always liked that one". Somehow I feel both are true. If Ellen had that kind of meat on her bones, love would've won the day.
Ups sorry. Fixed! ;D
It's all good. It was nice to see, and I was kind of wondering if it would raise the view count. ;D
Posting pornographic fan art is not allowed as per the forum rules. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=3.0)
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jan 11, 2019, 08:07:57 PM
Remember folks, what happens in the playground stays in the playground.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 11, 2019, 02:27:38 AM
I just want to know one thing.
What was going on Jan 16th 2010, at 06:21:17 PM?
Day and time Local Trouble created his legendary donkey porn thread.
Twas probably the AvP 2010 demo!
What the hell happened while I was sleeping?
Quote from: RidgeTop on Jan 12, 2019, 07:30:44 AM
Posting pornographic fan art is not allowed as per the forum rules. (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=3.0)
Sorry, I thought that with all the Giger art (wich is sexually suggestive, sometimes in a very graphic way) on some threads of the site, there would be no problem. Obviously I was wrong. It will never happen again. I promise ;)
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Jan 12, 2019, 08:00:00 AM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jan 11, 2019, 08:07:57 PM
Remember folks, what happens in the playground stays in the playground.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 11, 2019, 02:27:38 AM
I just want to know one thing.
What was going on Jan 16th 2010, at 06:21:17 PM?
Day and time Local Trouble created his legendary donkey porn thread.
Twas probably the AvP 2010 demo!
Ah, that makes sense. I always wondered what was up with that. Thanks Hicks.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 11:39:00 AM
What the hell happened while I was sleeping?
Well, my cat kept waking me up every hour, and it iced a lot outside. That's the report from my neck of the woods.
Well, good, because now it's cold enough for us to spray the playground with water and watch the whole place freeze . . . if the damn hose would . . . turn on. Ah, nuts, it's frozen solid.
Where are the flamethrowers kept?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Well, good, because now it's cold enough for us to spray the playground with water and watch the whole place freeze . . . if the damn hose would . . . turn on. Ah, nuts, it's frozen solid.
Where are the flamethrowers kept?
Principle Ridgetop took em. He got alittle upset after I used one to reheat my chicken tenders in the cafeteria.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:28:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Well, good, because now it's cold enough for us to spray the playground with water and watch the whole place freeze . . . if the damn hose would . . . turn on. Ah, nuts, it's frozen solid.
Where are the flamethrowers kept?
Principle Ridgetop took em. He got alittle upset after I used one to reheat my chicken tenders in the cafeteria.
That was why? I thought it was because people were using them to light their farts.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:34:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:28:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Well, good, because now it's cold enough for us to spray the playground with water and watch the whole place freeze . . . if the damn hose would . . . turn on. Ah, nuts, it's frozen solid.
Where are the flamethrowers kept?
Principle Ridgetop took em. He got alittle upset after I used one to reheat my chicken tenders in the cafeteria.
That was why? I thought it was because people were using them to light their farts.
No, that was voodoo setting fire to the library. Go easy on him, I'd left a copy of Predators in there.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:37:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:34:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:28:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Well, good, because now it's cold enough for us to spray the playground with water and watch the whole place freeze . . . if the damn hose would . . . turn on. Ah, nuts, it's frozen solid.
Where are the flamethrowers kept?
Principle Ridgetop took em. He got alittle upset after I used one to reheat my chicken tenders in the cafeteria.
That was why? I thought it was because people were using them to light their farts.
No, that was voodoo setting fire to the library. Go easy on him, I'd left a copy of Predators in there.
At least Cruentus was drunk and talking about barbeque sauce in the Predator dog thread when that happened. I'm still trying to take his job as librarian. Clearly, making him sit on my cactus did nothing.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:41:03 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:37:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:34:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:28:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Well, good, because now it's cold enough for us to spray the playground with water and watch the whole place freeze . . . if the damn hose would . . . turn on. Ah, nuts, it's frozen solid.
Where are the flamethrowers kept?
Principle Ridgetop took em. He got alittle upset after I used one to reheat my chicken tenders in the cafeteria.
That was why? I thought it was because people were using them to light their farts.
No, that was voodoo setting fire to the library. Go easy on him, I'd left a copy of Predators in there.
At least Cruentus was drunk and talking about barbeque sauce in the Predator dog thread when that happened. I'm still trying to take his job as librarian. Clearly, making him sit on my cactus did nothing.
I thought everyone (at AVPGalaxy) was drunk except me and Vermilion.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jan 12, 2019, 07:47:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:41:03 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:37:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:34:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:28:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Well, good, because now it's cold enough for us to spray the playground with water and watch the whole place freeze . . . if the damn hose would . . . turn on. Ah, nuts, it's frozen solid.
Where are the flamethrowers kept?
Principle Ridgetop took em. He got alittle upset after I used one to reheat my chicken tenders in the cafeteria.
That was why? I thought it was because people were using them to light their farts.
No, that was voodoo setting fire to the library. Go easy on him, I'd left a copy of Predators in there.
At least Cruentus was drunk and talking about barbeque sauce in the Predator dog thread when that happened. I'm still trying to take his job as librarian. Clearly, making him sit on my cactus did nothing.
I thought everyone (at AVPGalaxy) was drunk except me and Vermilion.
We've encountered a wild drunk Verm before. (Check the Newborn thread. He laughed at the word "suction" and whiterabbit assumed he was drunk. Turns out he was.)
Hehe, "suction".
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:37:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:34:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:28:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Well, good, because now it's cold enough for us to spray the playground with water and watch the whole place freeze . . . if the damn hose would . . . turn on. Ah, nuts, it's frozen solid.
Where are the flamethrowers kept?
Principle Ridgetop took em. He got alittle upset after I used one to reheat my chicken tenders in the cafeteria.
That was why? I thought it was because people were using them to light their farts.
No, that was voodoo setting fire to the library. Go easy on him, I'd left a copy of Predators in there.
1 copy burned. 1,857,002 to go.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/YA6dmVW0gfIw8/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c3a68e92f44677373a04382)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 12, 2019, 10:25:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:37:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:34:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 04:28:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 12, 2019, 04:23:20 PM
Well, good, because now it's cold enough for us to spray the playground with water and watch the whole place freeze . . . if the damn hose would . . . turn on. Ah, nuts, it's frozen solid.
Where are the flamethrowers kept?
Principle Ridgetop took em. He got alittle upset after I used one to reheat my chicken tenders in the cafeteria.
That was why? I thought it was because people were using them to light their farts.
No, that was voodoo setting fire to the library. Go easy on him, I'd left a copy of Predators in there.
1 copy burned. 1,857,002 to go.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/YA6dmVW0gfIw8/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c3a68e92f44677373a04382
How much is it gonna cost to hire Drake to stop you? We better start pooling that lunch money.
We don't have to.
Spoiler
All we need to do is put P2 in a Predators case and let him destroy it. Once he's realized what he's done, he'll never raise a flame in anger again.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 12, 2019, 10:40:12 PM
We don't have to.
Spoiler
All we need to do is put P2 in a Predators case and let him destroy it. Once he's realized what he's done, he'll never raise a flame in anger again.
Whose copy are we sacrificing? Hicks's? He doesn't watch it anyway.
Alright, so xeno ribs or sac wrinkles. What's the original intent? It is Giger after all.
We see ribbed structures in the art, the décor, the creature. Is it ribs, or is it wrinkles. Being that it's Giger, I'd wager it's suggestive of the latter.
Any thoughts?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:36:28 AM
Alright, so xeno ribs or sac wrinkles. What's the original intent? It is Giger after all.
I still need to hammer these custom portraits of the admins on the wall. We can't afford to start redecorating. Not to mention I think Verm is stuck in the bathroom.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 02:40:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:36:28 AM
Alright, so xeno ribs or sac wrinkles. What's the original intent? It is Giger after all.
We can't afford to start redecorating.
I sent Voodoo out to the parking lot with a gallon of lemonade and a change bucket. We'll be fine.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:43:56 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 02:40:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:36:28 AM
Alright, so xeno ribs or sac wrinkles. What's the original intent? It is Giger after all.
We can't afford to start redecorating.
I sent Voodoo out to the parking lot with a gallon of lemonade and a change bucket. We'll be fine.
Yeah, people are gonna buy lemonade from the sketchiest place on the block. We can do better than that.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 02:51:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:43:56 AM
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Alright, so xeno ribs or sac wrinkles. What's the original intent? It is Giger after all.
We can't afford to start redecorating.
I sent Voodoo out to the parking lot with a gallon of lemonade and a change bucket. We'll be fine.
Yeah, people are gonna buy lemonade from the sketchiest place on the block. We can do better than that.
But...surely...you don't mean...PLAN Z!?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:55:18 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 02:51:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:43:56 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 02:40:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:36:28 AM
Alright, so xeno ribs or sac wrinkles. What's the original intent? It is Giger after all.
We can't afford to start redecorating.
I sent Voodoo out to the parking lot with a gallon of lemonade and a change bucket. We'll be fine.
Yeah, people are gonna buy lemonade from the sketchiest place on the block. We can do better than that.
But...surely...you don't mean...PLAN Z!?
If Plan Z is where I spend my time making short films with untrained action figures, yes.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 03:11:20 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:55:18 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 02:51:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:43:56 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 02:40:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:36:28 AM
Alright, so xeno ribs or sac wrinkles. What's the original intent? It is Giger after all.
We can't afford to start redecorating.
I sent Voodoo out to the parking lot with a gallon of lemonade and a change bucket. We'll be fine.
Yeah, people are gonna buy lemonade from the sketchiest place on the block. We can do better than that.
But...surely...you don't mean...PLAN Z!?
If Plan Z is where I spend my time making short films with untrained action figures, yes.
Can I be key grip again?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 04:06:24 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 03:11:20 AM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 02:51:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:43:56 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 02:40:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:36:28 AM
Alright, so xeno ribs or sac wrinkles. What's the original intent? It is Giger after all.
We can't afford to start redecorating.
I sent Voodoo out to the parking lot with a gallon of lemonade and a change bucket. We'll be fine.
Yeah, people are gonna buy lemonade from the sketchiest place on the block. We can do better than that.
But...surely...you don't mean...PLAN Z!?
If Plan Z is where I spend my time making short films with untrained action figures, yes.
Can I be key grip again?
Considering no one else would want to work on this, fine. Just don't accidentally punt Hicks across the table with the camera again. Mending his leg takes up valuable time. And don't let me catch you taking butt shots of everyone.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:43:56 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 16, 2019, 02:40:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:36:28 AM
Alright, so xeno ribs or sac wrinkles. What's the original intent? It is Giger after all.
We can't afford to start redecorating.
I sent Voodoo out to the parking lot with a gallon of lemonade and a change bucket. We'll be fine.
We just discovered what Huggs gave me is
not lemonade.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/tFbipUfrQeElq/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c3f2910757559324dcb00e4)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 16, 2019, 12:56:39 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 16, 2019, 02:43:56 AM
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Alright, so xeno ribs or sac wrinkles. What's the original intent? It is Giger after all.
We can't afford to start redecorating.
I sent Voodoo out to the parking lot with a gallon of lemonade and a change bucket. We'll be fine.
We just discovered what Huggs gave me is not lemonade.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/tFbipUfrQeElq/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c3f2910757559324dcb00e4
That's why I said this place is sketchy. Drink some wine, talk to Verm, and write us a badass script.
It's all out war in that Gillette thread. I ran for the playground as quick as I could. There's still lettuce and tomato seeds stuck to my shoes.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:27:53 AM
It's all out war in that Gillette thread. I ran for the playground as quick as I could. There's still lettuce and tomato seeds stuck to my shoes.
Well, good, because I was about to start talking to my action figures again. The monkey bars are off-limits. Hudson got stuck in some fool's gum.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 03:32:26 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:27:53 AM
It's all out war in that Gillette thread. I ran for the playground as quick as I could. There's still lettuce and tomato seeds stuck to my shoes.
Well, good, because I was about to start talking to my action figures again.
Are they still giving you the silent treatment?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:36:04 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 03:32:26 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:27:53 AM
It's all out war in that Gillette thread. I ran for the playground as quick as I could. There's still lettuce and tomato seeds stuck to my shoes.
Well, good, because I was about to start talking to my action figures again.
Are they still giving you the silent treatment?
Hicks is. I don't know why. This cold shoulder is too frosty.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 03:41:23 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:36:04 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 03:32:26 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:27:53 AM
It's all out war in that Gillette thread. I ran for the playground as quick as I could. There's still lettuce and tomato seeds stuck to my shoes.
Well, good, because I was about to start talking to my action figures again.
Are they still giving you the silent treatment?
Hicks is. I don't know why. This cold shoulder is too frosty.
Fall back and hit it with an incinerator.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:43:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 03:41:23 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:36:04 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 03:32:26 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:27:53 AM
It's all out war in that Gillette thread. I ran for the playground as quick as I could. There's still lettuce and tomato seeds stuck to my shoes.
Well, good, because I was about to start talking to my action figures again.
Are they still giving you the silent treatment?
Hicks is. I don't know why. This cold shoulder is too frosty.
Fall back and hit it with an incinerator.
That means going into the basement. I'm not going down there alone.
Take little Hudson with you
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:50:07 AM
Take little Hudson with you
He's stuck! I'll bet that was Baron's gum. Smells pretty funky.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:27:53 AM
It's all out war in that Gillette thread. I ran for the playground as quick as I could. There's still lettuce and tomato seeds stuck to my shoes.
But if one shaves, where does one's noodles go?
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 17, 2019, 03:58:12 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 03:27:53 AM
It's all out war in that Gillette thread. I ran for the playground as quick as I could. There's still lettuce and tomato seeds stuck to my shoes.
But if one shaves, where does one's noodles go?
https://media2.giphy.com/media/YKd4XgeBatC3m/200w.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c3ffc9144526b764da3507e
To Noohalla, where they drink and fight and tell stories of their great adventures.
Ah, Noohalla. But of course.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 03:51:58 AM
He's stuck! I'll bet that was Baron's gum. Smells pretty funky.
Please expand on the subject as I can't remember mentioning gum.
Or is it some kind of sexual reference?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 17, 2019, 05:22:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 03:51:58 AM
He's stuck! I'll bet that was Baron's gum. Smells pretty funky.
Please expand on the subject as I can't remember mentioning gum.
Or is it some kind of sexual reference?
It's only one letter off from being one, technically.
Musn't... Make... Sexual... Remarks!
Don't... Wanna.... Perv out... Rabbit!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 17, 2019, 07:07:51 AM
Musn't... Make... Sexual... Remarks!
Don't... Wanna.... Perv out... Rabbit!
Don't you dare. You're the one that started it with all your gum, and your filthy sex questions. :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 07:22:51 AM
Don't you dare. You're the one that started it with all your gum, and your filthy sex questions. :laugh:
Whatchatalkingabout, Huggs?!
I wouldn't make sexual remarks towards our sweet and innocent Rabbit.
It's bad manners. And I'm a gentleman and not into the me2 business.
I was trying to think of something gross on an elementary school playground. I then tried to think of someone responsible. Naturally, my thoughts turned to the Worst Advice thread.
Now, can we get my Goddamn Hudson down from the monkey bars and get some hot soapy water? I don't think a dry heat will work.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 12:34:07 PM
I was trying to think of something gross on an elementary school playground. I then tried to think of someone responsible. Naturally, my thoughts turned to the Worst Advice thread.
Now, can we get my Goddamn Hudson down from the monkey bars and get some hot soapy water? I don't think a dry heat will work.
Verm is playing in the bucket again, and someone stole my sponge.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 11:02:50 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 12:34:07 PM
I was trying to think of something gross on an elementary school playground. I then tried to think of someone responsible. Naturally, my thoughts turned to the Worst Advice thread.
Now, can we get my Goddamn Hudson down from the monkey bars and get some hot soapy water? I don't think a dry heat will work.
Verm is playing in the bucket again, and someone stole my sponge.
More like, he's wearing the bucket on his head.
We can use a cloth. We can--aw, shit, he just fell into the wood chips. Now there's dirt in his joints.
Get a tiny stretcher. We're gonna raid the cooking class for the sink. Forget the bucket!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 11:08:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 11:02:50 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 12:34:07 PM
I was trying to think of something gross on an elementary school playground. I then tried to think of someone responsible. Naturally, my thoughts turned to the Worst Advice thread.
Now, can we get my Goddamn Hudson down from the monkey bars and get some hot soapy water? I don't think a dry heat will work.
Verm is playing in the bucket again, and someone stole my sponge.
More like, he's wearing the bucket on his head.
We can use a cloth. We can--aw, shit, he just fell into the wood chips. Now there's dirt in his joints.
Get a tiny stretcher. We're gonna raid the cooking class for the sink. Forget the bucket!
We'll fashion one from a tongue depressor. I'll go throw an almongo stink bom through the door. On the count of 3, we send Voodoo in first with his "whackin' pans". That should adequately confuse anyone near a water source.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 18, 2019, 12:27:14 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 11:08:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2019, 11:02:50 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2019, 12:34:07 PM
I was trying to think of something gross on an elementary school playground. I then tried to think of someone responsible. Naturally, my thoughts turned to the Worst Advice thread.
Now, can we get my Goddamn Hudson down from the monkey bars and get some hot soapy water? I don't think a dry heat will work.
Verm is playing in the bucket again, and someone stole my sponge.
More like, he's wearing the bucket on his head.
We can use a cloth. We can--aw, shit, he just fell into the wood chips. Now there's dirt in his joints.
Get a tiny stretcher. We're gonna raid the cooking class for the sink. Forget the bucket!
We'll fashion one from a tongue depressor. I'll go throw an almongo stink bom through the door. On the count of 3, we send Voodoo in first with his "whackin' pans". That should adequately confuse anyone near a water source.
Right. Let's rock.
There's so much dirt! I don't know how to do the Heimlich on something so small! Tell Hicks to stop giving me the silent treatment and help his buddy. I'm sorry I used his shotgun to clean my cactus.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 18, 2019, 12:32:42 AM
Right. Let's rock.
There's so much dirt! I don't know how to do the Heimlich on something so small!
Then you must give him...the "kiss of life!".
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 18, 2019, 12:38:09 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 18, 2019, 12:32:42 AM
Right. Let's rock.
There's so much dirt! I don't know how to do the Heimlich on something so small!
Then you must give him...the "kiss of life!".
What's that? I'm not kissing him.
Has Voodoo cleared out the cooking class? A couple whacks on the back over the sink should clear this dirt out.
Crap, is that another member down the hall?
I think it's Verm, and he's comin' in hot with a side of bacon!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 18, 2019, 12:51:28 AM
I think it's Verm, and he's comin' in hot with a side of bacon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEMS71eNDmw
Fudge!
I'm getting out of the way. Move it! You'll all be able to come back to your cupcakes! We got an emergency here! Step away from the sink, dammit!
Wait, did you say bacon?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 18, 2019, 08:59:51 PM
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Quote from: Necronomicon II on Jan 18, 2019, 04:16:56 PM
valleys and valleys of juicy dongs
Just calling them dongs, would've sufficed. ;D
"If you've got a hankerin' for something different, then come on down to Planet David, home of the Juicy Dong".
"Sink your canines into a Colonist Combo Meal, and wash it all down with a refreshingly large Black Goo Cola."
"Trying to watch your figure? Can't decide what you want? Try something from our new Neurosis Menu. You'll never believe it, or anything else again".
Sponsored by Club Giger.
Ah, we have arrived.
Yes, the franchise is expanding.
This is not what I had in mind when we got the funding for interior design and a building add-on. Even the plates at this new restaurant are . . . themed.
The health inspector is not gonna approve.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 18, 2019, 09:16:17 PM
This is not what I had in mind when we got the funding for interior design and a building add-on. Even the plates at this new restaurant are . . . themed.
The health inspector is not gonna approve.
Only if the hive is still there. It's cool.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 18, 2019, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 18, 2019, 09:16:17 PM
This is not what I had in mind when we got the funding for interior design and a building add-on. Even the plates at this new restaurant are . . . themed.
The health inspector is not gonna approve.
Only if the hive is still there. It's cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BkriZXn4cQ
You didn't test the menu items on my action figures, did you?
Just on Verm, but he didn't know it at the time.
Speaking of which, has anybody seen him lately? How am I supposed to study the long-term effects of our food without a test subject?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 18, 2019, 09:27:20 PM
Just on Verm, but he didn't know it at the time.
Speaking of which, has anybody seen him lately? How am I supposed to study the long-term effects of our food without a test subject?
I haven't seen him. Check the bathroom. In the basement. Yell "suction," and see if you get a response.
Hehe, suction.
Well, he's not in the bathroom. I know because I had anti-filthy business lasers installed. You'd have heard the screams by now.
I'll be in the enchanted grotto, going over these new applications. SM's going to be laid up for awhile after that intense stare he had to give Wednesday night. I hear he ruptured and eyebrow. We need a temp to come hold us over. I just got another one here from a guy name "Clint Toris", said he'd be hard to find, but worth the effort. Sounds like a real go-getter.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 18, 2019, 09:44:02 PM
Hehe, suction.
Well, he's not in the bathroom. I know because I had anti-filthy business lasers installed. You'd have heard the screams by now.
I'll be in the enchanted grotto, going over these new applications. SM's going to be laid up for awhile after that intense stare he had to give Wednesday night. I hear he ruptured and eyebrow. We need a temp to come hold us over. I just got another one here from a guy name "Clint Toris", said he'd be hard to find, but worth the effort. Sounds like a real go-getter.
No one told me there was a grotto.
I'm gonna doll up Hudson (pun intended) with a suit and bowtie and have him take my post for a couple hours. He's watched me do my job for the last two years. He can do it.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 19, 2019, 12:23:36 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 19, 2019, 12:12:35 AM
So it was you! And here I was blaming my cat!
http://funlexia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Funny-Rabbit-No-idea.jpg
Don't deny it, he'll just hold little Hudson's feet to the fire again.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2019, 12:48:33 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 19, 2019, 12:23:36 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 19, 2019, 12:12:35 AM
So it was you! And here I was blaming my cat!
http://funlexia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Funny-Rabbit-No-idea.jpg
Don't deny it, he'll just hold little Hudson's feet to the fire again.
*shrieks*
No! It wasn't even me! Don't touch him!
I believe you, but Voodoo might not.
Better hurry, I can smell little plastic toes starting to melt.
No! OK! I admit it! I set my bun loose in his house!
Little Hudson thanks you.
What's this? Looks like it was just a little green army man.
Well, at least the truth is out.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2019, 01:02:04 AM
Little Hudson thanks you.
What's this? Looks like it was just a little green army man.
Well, at least the truth is out.
He's being held hostage somewhere, then.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 19, 2019, 01:35:20 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2019, 01:02:04 AM
Little Hudson thanks you.
What's this? Looks like it was just a little green army man.
Well, at least the truth is out.
He's being held hostage somewhere, then.
Likely beneath the atmo processor.
I decided to take a minute a conquer the recreational area. Challenge accepted, challenge complete.
Putting him under the damn processor . . . trying to worry the crap outta me.
It wasn't me, it wasn't me!
It was the dragon!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2019, 01:58:19 AM
It wasn't me, it wasn't me!
It was the dragon!
We gotta keep them locked away in the club.
Is this the place for explicit Fassbender gifs? ;D
"I'd be delighted."
This is the place where minds run wild. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 19, 2019, 02:29:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2019, 02:10:15 AM
A love triangle!
Gads! I knew it!
The AvPGalaxy Soap Opera.
But knowing this thread it would actually be an opera about a bar of soap. Or at least, the effects of soap. Wet, glistening buns all soaped up. The hot lather, the loofah sliding down between...as my hands...uhh...
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2019, 03:21:36 AM
This is the place where minds run wild. Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
This is therapy.
QuoteQuote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 19, 2019, 02:29:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2019, 02:10:15 AM
A love triangle!
Gads! I knew it!
The AvPGalaxy Soap Opera.
But knowing this thread it would actually be an opera about a bar of soap. Or at least, the effects of soap. Wet, glistening buns all soaped up. The hot lather, the loofah sliding down between...as my hands...uhh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLNbwh4XNt8
I worked hard on those buns for the burgers. You guys gotta stop stealing them and throwing them in the sink.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 19, 2019, 03:26:08 AM
I worked hard on those buns for the burgers. You guys gotta stop stealing them and throwing them in the sink.
You didn't tell us they were homemade!
And besides, I don't bathe in the sink anymore.
For the love of God it wasn't me!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2019, 03:32:04 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 19, 2019, 03:26:08 AM
I worked hard on those buns for the burgers. You guys gotta stop stealing them and throwing them in the sink.
You didn't tell us they were homemade!
And besides, I don't bathe in the sink anymore.
For the love of God it wasn't me!
Then who was it?
I'm gonna put lavender over your refrigerators as soon as your turn your backs. But not before I'll mail some woolen tuxedos to your aunties and uncles.
Try frying your way out of these sockpuppets for a change!
I knew it was you. Shoulda known since you hijacked the nurse's office.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 19, 2019, 04:10:15 AM
I knew it was you. Shoulda known since you hijacked the nurse's office.
What!? Who dares to hijack a house of love?
I ain't havin' this sh*t.
Libérez la maison de l'amour!!!
(https://i.gifer.com/3CV4.gif)
Fassy deserves an Oscar at some point. Even though I think the Oscars are meaningless and stupid.
Back on topic:
Gonna pick some strawberries from your nightstand and put them in every left shoe you own.
The bunnies already do that. Although, they don't always get the shoes. I've found strawberry goop on Hicks, my queen, and my stuffed Pikachu, and Hudson was licking it off.
The wind is blowin', the snow is fallin', and I'm sitting here trying to write a country song called, "let it dangle"(tm).
The playground is frozen over.
We're stuck inside listening to lectures on Engineer civilization, and philosophy.
When is Hicks's class, so we can learn about cool stuff?
It's been canceled.
He's so frosty he can't move.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 21, 2019, 01:03:54 AM
It's been canceled.
He's so frosty he can't move.
Fuuuuuuuck.
Is there anything else to do?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:06:10 AM
Is there anything else to do?
Apparently, there is.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:06:10 AM
Fuuuuuuuck.
I walked in on Verm and the science teacher with the big mole. I still see them when I blink. Help me.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 21, 2019, 01:11:30 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:06:10 AM
Is there anything else to do?
Apparently, there is.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:06:10 AM
Fuuuuuuuck.
I walked in on Verm and the science teacher with the big mole. I still see them when I blink. Help me.
Think of kittens and bunnies in a basket, on a spring day. With Voodoo photobombing.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:17:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 21, 2019, 01:11:30 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:06:10 AM
Is there anything else to do?
Apparently, there is.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:06:10 AM
Fuuuuuuuck.
I walked in on Verm and the science teacher with the big mole. I still see them when I blink. Help me.
Think of kittens and bunnies in a basket, on a spring day. With Voodoo photobombing.
No! That's just what it was like!
So much hair...SO MUCH HAIR!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 21, 2019, 01:23:45 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:17:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 21, 2019, 01:11:30 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:06:10 AM
Is there anything else to do?
Apparently, there is.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:06:10 AM
Fuuuuuuuck.
I walked in on Verm and the science teacher with the big mole. I still see them when I blink. Help me.
Think of kittens and bunnies in a basket, on a spring day. With Voodoo photobombing.
No! That's just what it was like!
So much hair...SO MUCH HAIR!!!
Oh.
Well, here's a picture of Hudson on my work desk with a yogurt. Not much hair to be seen.
Anyone else feel so frustrated you just wanna throw things down the slide?
So what's the deal with scary clown penis?
Is there a movie there? Could "IT" be a giant space dingy?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 01:53:26 AM
Anyone else feel so frustrated you just wanna throw things down the slide?
Start with a sibling. It did wonders for me.
My only sibling is six-foot-two, twice my weight. And younger than me. I ain't throwing him anywhere.
No, I didn't understand something someone said, and it's been bothering me all day. Makes me feel like an idiot and why no one can stand having a conversation with me.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 11:50:31 PM
No, I didn't understand something someone said, and it's been bothering me all day.
I saw it.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 11:50:31 PM
Makes me feel like an idiot...
You're not an idiot. You're one of us.
Spoiler
Which means you're nuts. ;)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 21, 2019, 11:50:31 PM
...no one can stand having a conversation with me.
Un-possible.
Verm was doing his thing. Then I showed up and did my thing. Then Voodoo and me were fighting over miscommunications.
Now there is a team.
There were no seas before you, there will be none after. You are our Sailing Rabbit.
I knew I was nuts. That's why I joined.
I actually thought AvPGalaxy would be all debates on eggs and David, not much in terms of goofiness.
Then I remembered . . . Hudson exists.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 22, 2019, 01:20:46 AM
I actually thought AvPGalaxy would be all debates on eggs and David
We're doing our best to maintain that illusion.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 22, 2019, 01:34:18 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 22, 2019, 01:20:46 AM
I actually thought AvPGalaxy would be all debates on eggs and David
We're doing our best to maintain that illusion.
And you're doing a good job.
I've been surprised multiple times here, and that's a good thing.
What's that smell?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 22, 2019, 01:34:18 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 22, 2019, 01:20:46 AM
I actually thought AvPGalaxy would be all debates on eggs and David
We're doing our best to maintain that illusion.
And even then there's goofiness. I'll play devil's advocate but always with a side of penis. ;D
Quote from: The Old One on Jan 22, 2019, 06:35:06 AM
What's that smell?
There's no way you smelled that through the internet.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Jan 22, 2019, 09:27:42 AM
I'll play devil's advocate but always with a side of penis. ;D
A side? You mean the main course.
Never trust the chefs at Club Giger.
The smol plastic ones are OK, though.
Aw, no, n-not . . . not . . .
N O T M E, M A N!
...Will sound in the deep, one last time!
Damn, now I have to watch LOTR again.
Quote from: The Old One on Jan 23, 2019, 01:07:10 AM
...Will sound in the deep, one last time!
Damn, now I have to watch LOTR again.
I got the extended bluray set for Christmas but I'm stuck working my way through the die hard collection on bluray.
Damn you McClane!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 23, 2019, 01:06:43 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 23, 2019, 01:03:10 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 23, 2019, 12:48:27 AM
Aw, no, n-not . . . not . . .
N O T M E, M A N!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSdSuWoNVwo
No! I'm supposed to save this for the Alien Dialogue thread! Aaaaaaaggghhh!
Now I have eternal proof that you used it here. Mwuhahaha!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 23, 2019, 01:10:38 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 23, 2019, 01:06:43 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 23, 2019, 01:03:10 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 23, 2019, 12:48:27 AM
Aw, no, n-not . . . not . . .
N O T M E, M A N!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSdSuWoNVwo
No! I'm supposed to save this for the Alien Dialogue thread! Aaaaaaaggghhh!
Now I have eternal proof that you used it here. Mwuhahaha!
I will push you off the swings for this!
We have to wait for other people to get off, first, though.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 22, 2019, 05:42:22 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Jan 22, 2019, 06:35:06 AM
What's that smell?
There's no way you smelled that through the internet.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Jan 22, 2019, 09:27:42 AM
I'll play devil's advocate but always with a side of penis. ;D
A side? You mean the main course.
Yes. A big, fat juicy main.
Someone needs to make a spoof called "Human", where we go to a planet designated LV-69 and impregnate the Aliens.
You presented that script for our Plan Z, and I rejected it.
I also rejected Verm's script because it didn't have enough Hudson.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 01:30:06 AM
I also rejected Verm's script because it didn't have enough Hudson.
But it had that awesome car chase with the kissing cousins.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 01:35:13 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 01:30:06 AM
I also rejected Verm's script because it didn't have enough Hudson.
But it had that awesome car chase with the kissing cousins.
The scene didn't focus enough on our hero.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 01:38:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 01:35:13 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 01:30:06 AM
I also rejected Verm's script because it didn't have enough Hudson.
But it had that awesome car chase with the kissing cousins.
The scene didn't focus enough on our hero.
But cousin Jubal was the hero. Could Hudson flip a car and sauté duck with high-energy photon beams at the same time?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 01:42:07 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 01:38:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 01:35:13 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 01:30:06 AM
I also rejected Verm's script because it didn't have enough Hudson.
But it had that awesome car chase with the kissing cousins.
The scene didn't focus enough on our hero.
But cousin Jubal was the hero. Could Hudson flip a car and sauté duck with high-energy photon beams at the same time?
The script. Was. Awful. I took it from Verm's dorm and I'm rewriting it to be more grounded and realistic.
Anyways, I took a flamethrower to the latest lecture. We will no longer have to hear about Engineer philosophy.
Also, I took the Nilla Wafers from the teachers' lounge. Good little bribes we have now.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 01:53:15 AM
Anyways, I took a flamethrower to the latest lecture. We will no longer have to hear about Engineer philosophy.
It grows back.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 01:53:15 AM
Also, I took the Nilla Wafers from the teachers' lounge. Good little bribes we have now.
Yes, good, good! Uh-oh, Scott's coming, and he's got the ladle of discipline! He'll make you eat the beans! Throw a wafer in oldone's locker and scram!
I hate beans, man!
I put more than just a wafer in that locker! I put in some of your stinkbombs, too.
Dammit! He knows my calling card.
You've doomed me!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 02:16:41 AM
Dammit! He knows my calling card.
You've doomed me!
When you work with me, no one is doomed.
I have a fee, though.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 02:23:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 02:16:41 AM
Dammit! He knows my calling card.
You've doomed me!
When you work with me, no one is doomed.
I have a fee, though.
But Verm ate the last of my rabbit food.
Oh, sh*t, he's onto me. My only chance is to commandeer SM's farticle exellerator. That should give me enough thrust to breach the upper atmosphere. I'll just have to wing-it from there.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 02:26:08 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 02:23:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 02:16:41 AM
Dammit! He knows my calling card.
You've doomed me!
When you work with me, no one is doomed.
I have a fee, though.
But Verm ate the last of my rabbit food.
Oh, sh*t, he's onto me. My only chance is to commandeer SM's farticle exellerator. That should give me enough thrust to breach the upper atmosphere. I'll just have to wing-it from there.
My fee's not rabbit food.
Don't leave. I don't wanna be playing by myself at recess again.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 02:31:54 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 02:26:08 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 02:23:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 02:16:41 AM
Dammit! He knows my calling card.
You've doomed me!
When you work with me, no one is doomed.
I have a fee, though.
But Verm ate the last of my rabbit food.
Oh, sh*t, he's onto me. My only chance is to commandeer SM's farticle exellerator. That should give me enough thrust to breach the upper atmosphere. I'll just have to wing-it from there.
My fee's not rabbit food.
Don't leave. I don't wanna be playing by myself at recess again.
Here's a Hudson figure.
SAVE ME!!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 02:33:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 02:31:54 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 02:26:08 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 02:23:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 02:16:41 AM
Dammit! He knows my calling card.
You've doomed me!
When you work with me, no one is doomed.
I have a fee, though.
But Verm ate the last of my rabbit food.
Oh, sh*t, he's onto me. My only chance is to commandeer SM's farticle exellerator. That should give me enough thrust to breach the upper atmosphere. I'll just have to wing-it from there.
My fee's not rabbit food.
Don't leave. I don't wanna be playing by myself at recess again.
Here's a Hudson figure.
SAVE ME!!
Well, now I gotta raise the price of the drinks at Club Giger in order to feed all these little guys.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hrgiger.com%2Fimages%2Fgigerbar_gruyeres_0099.jpg&hash=bf6cba2b02f425433058e25d551240c1b945ec74)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 24, 2019, 03:28:08 AM
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As you can see, Huggs, we spent too much on the interior design, and not enough on covering our butts.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 03:31:54 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 24, 2019, 03:28:08 AM
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As you can see, Huggs, we spent too much on the interior design, and not enough on covering our butts.
I thought I felt a draft.
Also no xeno egg disco ball or lava lamp ampules.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 03:41:46 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 03:31:54 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 24, 2019, 03:28:08 AM
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As you can see, Huggs, we spent too much on the interior design, and not enough on covering our butts.
I thought I felt a draft.
Put on some pants!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 03:41:46 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 03:31:54 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 24, 2019, 03:28:08 AM
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As you can see, Huggs, we spent too much on the interior design, and not enough on covering our butts.
I thought I felt a draft.
The dress code includes "pants."
We can't serve our admins without pants.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 24, 2019, 03:42:31 AM
Also no xeno egg disco ball or lava lamp ampules.
Can't afford it when I can't feed my stupidly large army of Hudson figures.
I'm not naked, they're just a**less.
Oh fine, I'll just give em' to Verm, he's dancing tonight anyway.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 04:01:07 AM
Oh fine, I'll just give em' to Verm, he's dancing tonight anyway.
He can't take them. That'd be a disaster.
Why do you think he gives out ponchos and shower caps before each performance?
They don't call him "the master of disasster" for nothing.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 03:44:23 AM
We can't serve our admins without pants.
You've never been to the special room, have you?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 24, 2019, 04:11:03 AM
Why do you think he gives out ponchos and shower caps before each performance?
They don't call him "the master of disasster" for nothing.
Has he been touching my
babies figures without permission?
QuoteQuote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 03:44:23 AM
We can't serve our admins without pants.
You've never been to the special room, have you?
No. We have a special room?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 24, 2019, 03:28:08 AM
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All you need is your rotating bed to be delivered and your room will be set Baron!
(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/austin_powers_gif.gif?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=504%2C288)
Voodoo's back! *tackle-hug*
* gives my favorite bunny a carrot *
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 24, 2019, 02:02:18 PM
* gives my favorite bunny a carrot *
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ValidCharmingEastrussiancoursinghounds-max-1mb.gif)
Help me, Huggs is selling my figures to Verm and he's building dick-themed restaurants.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 02:15:33 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 24, 2019, 02:02:18 PM
* gives my favorite bunny a carrot *
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ValidCharmingEastrussiancoursinghounds-max-1mb.gif
Help me, Huggs is selling my figures to Verm and he's building dick-themed restaurants.
*Sigh* Huggsy escaped his stretcher again? I'll call 9-1-1.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/415cd0a92d8bcc33e5819c47c81eaa46/tumblr_inline_o2g6xxJQkS1ro6j75_540.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 24, 2019, 03:17:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 02:15:33 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 24, 2019, 02:02:18 PM
* gives my favorite bunny a carrot *
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ValidCharmingEastrussiancoursinghounds-max-1mb.gif
Help me, Huggs is selling my figures to Verm and he's building dick-themed restaurants.
*Sigh* Huggsy escaped his stretcher again? I'll call 9-1-1.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/415cd0a92d8bcc33e5819c47c81eaa46/tumblr_inline_o2g6xxJQkS1ro6j75_540.gif
He's been loose for three days.
Spoiler
I helped him escape. I got bribed.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 03:20:11 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 24, 2019, 03:17:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 02:15:33 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 24, 2019, 02:02:18 PM
* gives my favorite bunny a carrot *
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ValidCharmingEastrussiancoursinghounds-max-1mb.gif
Help me, Huggs is selling my figures to Verm and he's building dick-themed restaurants.
*Sigh* Huggsy escaped his stretcher again? I'll call 9-1-1.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/415cd0a92d8bcc33e5819c47c81eaa46/tumblr_inline_o2g6xxJQkS1ro6j75_540.gif
He's been loose for three days.
Spoiler
I helped him escape. I got bribed.
Spoiler
I figured.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/l2Sq2YYdLXLZnEtQA/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c49d8855631336e4de01073)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 24, 2019, 03:24:49 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 03:20:11 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 24, 2019, 03:17:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 24, 2019, 02:15:33 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 24, 2019, 02:02:18 PM
* gives my favorite bunny a carrot *
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ValidCharmingEastrussiancoursinghounds-max-1mb.gif
Help me, Huggs is selling my figures to Verm and he's building dick-themed restaurants.
*Sigh* Huggsy escaped his stretcher again? I'll call 9-1-1.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/415cd0a92d8bcc33e5819c47c81eaa46/tumblr_inline_o2g6xxJQkS1ro6j75_540.gif
He's been loose for three days.
Spoiler
I helped him escape. I got bribed.
Spoiler
I figured.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/l2Sq2YYdLXLZnEtQA/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c49d8855631336e4de01073)
Spoiler
Big mistake, I know. I had to raise the drink prices at Club Giger because of this. This interior design wasn't approved at the last meeting.
(https://i.imgur.com/NfsE2M3.gif)
Is that your interpretation of us, Baron?
No. Just something I find funny.
Wrong topic?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 25, 2019, 07:12:50 PM
No. Just something I find funny.
Wrong topic?
Nope. Right topic.
Is anyone else picturing the playground they used in elementary school? For some reason, it feels good to think that. Was that the purpose of this thread?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 25, 2019, 07:14:18 PM
Nope. Right topic.
You're too young btw to be homeless. And those were regular homeless people in that gif. I'd figure you'd be more of a crazy homeless person, walking around with a Hicks puppet in your chest pocket, holding a sign, mumbling theories to yourself. :D
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 26, 2019, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 25, 2019, 07:14:18 PM
Nope. Right topic.
You're too young btw to be homeless. And those were regular homeless people in that gif. I'd figure you'd be more of a crazy homeless person, walking around with a Hicks puppet in your chest pocket, holding a sign, mumbling theories to yourself. :D
Signs are too off-putting.
I thought I had that puppet well hidden.
What's the point of having one if you can't show it off.
And you're homeless. So there's nowhere safe to hide it. Or maybe you pawned it already. And have a sock puppet instead.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 26, 2019, 03:09:26 AM
What's the point of having one if you can't show it off.
And you're homeless. So there's nowhere safe to hide it. Or maybe you pawned it already. And have a sock puppet instead.
It's not a sock puppet. I sold my sign for a plushie. Pretty sure Voodoo has the sign now.
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me?"
-Anchorman
I think from now on I'm just gonna reply with movie quotes in all these topics.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 26, 2019, 04:22:36 AM
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me?"
-Anchorman
I think from now on I'm just gonna reply with movie quotes in all these topics.
That wouldn't revive the Worst Advice thread.
I need to ask less dumbass questions
Most of the time have answers for the Worst Advice thread, I just don't have any questions.
And according to the rules I have to add a question. It's the rules!
So I'll post my advice anywhere from now on. In the form of a quote or not.
And posting quotes gives me the illusion of my own person movie quote thread, spread out over different ones.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 26, 2019, 04:34:53 AM
And posting quotes gives me the illusion of my own person movie quote thread, spread out over different ones.
Alright, stick your thumb out, someone's not who they appear to be.
And somebody go check on Blair.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 06:47:01 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 26, 2019, 04:34:53 AM
And posting quotes gives me the illusion of my own person movie quote thread, spread out over different ones.
Alright, stick your thumb out, someone's not who they appear to be.
It's too cold for that.
I'm gone for just alittle while and there's talk of Sock Puppets and Homelessness?
Well, I hope there's still toilet paper.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 06:51:42 PM
I'm gone for just alittle while and there's talk of Sock Puppets and Homelessness?
Well, I hope there's still toilet paper.
Blame Baron.
We have plenty of spare toilet paper in the treasure chest we buried under the slide last spring.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 06:51:42 PM
I'm gone for just alittle while and there's talk of Sock Puppets and Homelessness?
Well, I hope there's still toilet paper.
Blame Baron.
We have plenty of spare toilet paper in the treasure chest we buried under the slide last spring.
Was that the Ultra Strong or the Ultra Soft?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 07:13:48 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 06:51:42 PM
I'm gone for just alittle while and there's talk of Sock Puppets and Homelessness?
Well, I hope there's still toilet paper.
Blame Baron.
We have plenty of spare toilet paper in the treasure chest we buried under the slide last spring.
Was that the Ultra Strong or the Ultra Soft?
Soft. Always go for Soft. Strong is good for making tiny bandages when I drop my stuff in the hallway and I forget I put Hudson on my binders. Pretty sure it was Local that pushed me one time.
He's always up to trouble.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 07:30:17 PM
He's always up to trouble.
I'm gonna put a buttload of skulls in his locker if he does it again.
I spent all of math class wrapping Hudson's leg. Got dirty looks from the teacher.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 06:56:33 PM
We have plenty of spare toilet paper in the treasure chest we buried under the slide last spring.
I'm sorry but I used that.
But I did put it back afterwards.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 26, 2019, 10:00:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 06:56:33 PM
We have plenty of spare toilet paper in the treasure chest we buried under the slide last spring.
I'm sorry but I used that.
But I did put it back afterwards.
WTF?! I thought that was just dirt and water that seeped in!
And you let me dig it up anyway?
I didn't know.
Maybe this is why Hicks has been giving me the silent treatment. It had nothing to do with his tiny shotgun and the cactus.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:22:16 PM
Maybe this is why Hicks has been giving me the silent treatment. It had nothing to do with his tiny shotgun and the cactus.
Having a tiny shotgun can affect a mans confidence.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:22:16 PM
Maybe this is why Hicks has been giving me the silent treatment. It had nothing to do with his tiny shotgun and the cactus.
Having a tiny shotgun can affect a mans confidence.
It was left on the counter, and there was a spider on the cactus.
I forgot to kill the spider.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:31:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:22:16 PM
Maybe this is why Hicks has been giving me the silent treatment. It had nothing to do with his tiny shotgun and the cactus.
Having a tiny shotgun can affect a mans confidence.
It was left on the counter, and there was a spider on the cactus.
I forgot to kill the spider.
Oh God,
I told Verm to move it to the office.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:36:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:31:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:22:16 PM
Maybe this is why Hicks has been giving me the silent treatment. It had nothing to do with his tiny shotgun and the cactus.
Having a tiny shotgun can affect a mans confidence.
It was left on the counter, and there was a spider on the cactus.
I forgot to kill the spider.
Oh God,
I told Verm to move it to the office.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rP5FcaOkIM
Did Ridge and the not-plastic Hicks find it?
Judging by all the screaming, I'd say most of upper management did. I'll be in...uh...Canada if anyone needs me.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:42:16 PM
Judging by all the screaming, I'd say most of upper management did. I'll be in...uh...Canada if anyone needs me.
Just blame Verm. He's a good sport about this.
This does explain why I never got my student of the week award.
Won't work. OldOne left him behind at Walmart because he got too drunk in the stroller. According to the footage, some nice lady with large bosoms found him and took him home thinking he was an abandoned child.
He'll be awhile.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:51:17 PM
Won't work. OldOne left him behind at Walmart because he got too drunk in the stroller. According to the footage, some nice lady with large bosoms found him and took him home thinking he was an abandoned child.
He'll be awhile.
Should we rescue him?
It's fine. He's done this before. Sometime after the first diaper change the cops will drop him off.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:57:06 PM
It's fine. He's done this before. Sometime after the first diaper change the cops will drop him off.
Pretty sure they have a whole division dedicated to Club Giger.
We have an understanding with the local PD. Nobody's going to bother us.
The benefits of owning world conquering organisms.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 11:04:05 PM
We have an understanding with the local PD. Nobody's going to bother us.
The benefits of owning world conquering organisms.
Well, this certainly explains a lot.
I'm not bringing any pets here, that's for sure.
No one wants to know what an Alien born from a rabbit acts like.
Mm-hmm.
That's how we got the permits renewed so fast.
In regards to the toilet situation, we're on our own.
You mean, those bathrooms likely aren't up to code?
I feel like quitting my job as . . . wait, what's my job here?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 11:29:31 PM
You mean, those bathrooms likely aren't up to code?
All we know is that a xenomorph may be involved.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 11:29:31 PM
I feel like quitting my job as . . . wait, what's my job here?
Curator.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 11:27:02 PM
I'm starting to regret bringing up Wal-Mart in the Unhappy thread.
Don't be. I could be completely wrong about where he is or what he's doing.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 11:34:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 11:29:31 PM
I feel like quitting my job as . . . wait, what's my job here?
Curator.
Of what? This isn't a museum. And nothing we have even belongs in a museum.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 11:38:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 11:34:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 11:29:31 PM
I feel like quitting my job as . . . wait, what's my job here?
Curator.
Of what? This isn't a museum. And nothing we have even belongs in a museum.
This is Neca Mecca. We've entrusted you with the Hudson gallery. We've got a grand opening next month!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 11:40:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 11:38:29 PM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 11:29:31 PM
I feel like quitting my job as . . . wait, what's my job here?
Curator.
Of what? This isn't a museum. And nothing we have even belongs in a museum.
This is Neca Mecca. We've entrusted you with the Hudson gallery. We've got a grand opening next month!
I might never come out of there.
You're just too bad.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 11:55:57 PM
You're just too bad.
I'm not just bad. I'm nuts.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 27, 2019, 12:33:54 AM
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Yep. Highly accurate. Thank you, Baron.
I miss those old cartoons.
Like old movie posters they have a unique charm to them.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 27, 2019, 01:26:13 AM
I miss those old cartoons.
Like old movie posters they have a unique charm to them.
True. I have a fondness for Depression-era and World War II art.
I like certain classic landscapes but I can't recall any artists' names. Got a couple written down somewhere. If I come across them I'll make a thread.
Nicholas Roerich's got some cool stuff. I could find his name because he's mentioned in At The Mountains...
(https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/stronghold-of-the-spirit-nicholas-roerich.jpg)
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0969/9128/t/4/assets/product-slider-37289787409.jpg)
And Kristian Wahlin. He designs cover for metal albums. Also in a band I think.
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Huggs, when's the gallery supposed to open? I took the tip jar to start redecorating.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 27, 2019, 02:57:11 PM
Huggs, when's the gallery supposed to open? I took the tip jar to start redecorating.
Next month, but we can push it back if we have to. It's usually just a members-only type deal.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 27, 2019, 04:58:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 27, 2019, 02:57:11 PM
Huggs, when's the gallery supposed to open? I took the tip jar to start redecorating.
Next month, but we can push it back if we have to. It's usually just a members-only type deal.
You know I like most everyone here, but that doesn't mean I trust them around my little preciouses.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 27, 2019, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 27, 2019, 04:58:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 27, 2019, 02:57:11 PM
Huggs, when's the gallery supposed to open? I took the tip jar to start redecorating.
Next month, but we can push it back if we have to. It's usually just a members-only type deal.
You know I like most everyone here, but that doesn't mean I trust them around my little preciouses.
As curator, you have some authority there.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 27, 2019, 05:00:12 PM
How are you not a writer?
I used to a lot, but just for fun. Most of it was just nonsense. When my cousin was little, I'd write spongebob episodes for him during the ridiculous wait time between the official ones. He got a big kick out of that, and that made me happy. It was all totally amateurish, though there were a few I enjoyed too. Namely my Hannibal Lector themed episode, "Silence of the Clams". Most of my work was lost in "the crash of 09" but I still have the name and plot structure lists for most of the Bob episodes, per se.
The Manly Hour
A Pickle in Time
Moons Over the Sesquienta
Cones and Watchmen
The Thyme Grows Yonder
As We Float on By
He loved those the most, as I recall. There were like 50 of them, and there was a X-rated one, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.
I also re-wrote most of the Eric Red script for Alien 3, and was working on a novelization of Gibsons version, all of which were strictly for my own enjoyment. Not anything official.
Hey, you still have some kind of talent.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 27, 2019, 05:36:13 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 27, 2019, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 27, 2019, 04:58:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 27, 2019, 02:57:11 PM
Huggs, when's the gallery supposed to open? I took the tip jar to start redecorating.
Next month, but we can push it back if we have to. It's usually just a members-only type deal.
You know I like most everyone here, but that doesn't mean I trust them around my little preciouses.
As curator, you have some authority there.
Good. Help me put up these "no touchy" signs.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 27, 2019, 06:27:28 PM
Hey, you still have some kind of talent.
That's one way to put it. I can effectively articulate the nuttiness of my dreams. Thus, the madness begins to spread. Before the years out I'll have SM and Local camped outside the place hollering OHTEEBEEDEE!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 27, 2019, 06:27:28 PM
Good. Help me put up these "no touchy" signs.
How am I supposed to help you put them up if we're not allowed to touch them? ;)
You can touch the signs, not the figures.
Taps on the head are OK, though.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 26, 2019, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 25, 2019, 07:14:18 PM
Nope. Right topic.
You're too young btw to be homeless.
Baron:
Let me see your I.D.
Rabbit shrugs her shoulders and shows Baron her I.D.
Baron:
Yes. Just as I thought. Too young!
Rabbit stares at Baron for a moment. She shrugs her shoulders again, packs up her cardboard box, and moves into an homeless shelter. She waits 15 years, then moves back outside in her cardboard box.
Baron walks by and stops for a moment, looming down at the homeless Rabbit.
Baron:
Much better.Baron keeps walking.
;D
You forget the Hicks puppet.
Shame on you.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 28, 2019, 01:25:23 PM
Baron: Let me see your I.D.
Rabbit shrugs her shoulders and shows Baron her I.D.
Baron: Yes. Just as I thought. Too young!
Rabbit stares at Baron for a moment. She shrugs her shoulders again, packs up her cardboard box, and moves into an homeless shelter. She waits 15 years, then moves back outside in her cardboard box.
Baron walks by and stops for a moment, looming down at the homeless Rabbit.
Baron: Much better.
Baron keeps walking.
;D
That' just silly. Rabbit wouldn't be able to give a reasonable answer. She'd just rant through her puppet.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 29, 2019, 05:43:06 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 28, 2019, 01:25:23 PM
Baron: Let me see your I.D.
Rabbit shrugs her shoulders and shows Baron her I.D.
Baron: Yes. Just as I thought. Too young!
Rabbit stares at Baron for a moment. She shrugs her shoulders again, packs up her cardboard box, and moves into an homeless shelter. She waits 15 years, then moves back outside in her cardboard box.
Baron walks by and stops for a moment, looming down at the homeless Rabbit.
Baron: Much better.
Baron keeps walking.
;D
That' just silly. Rabbit wouldn't be able to give a reasonable answer. She'd just rant through her puppet.
Of course. Because I give that puppet shelter, he'd tell you off.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 12:43:46 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 12:38:52 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 12:30:09 AM
Only if you love Han Solo.
Dude, you know where my heart belongs.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 30, 2019, 12:44:13 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 12:38:52 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 12:30:09 AM
Only if you love Han Solo.
Dude, you know where my heart belongs.
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Huggs's response is what I expect and want.
Voodoo's response is what I will actually receive.
Catatonic in a closet
Ginandtonic is my project.
Narcolepsy is my Pepsi
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 29, 2019, 12:39:28 PM
Huggs's response is what I expect and want.
I think the Recess thread derailed.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:24:09 AM
I think the Recess thread derailed.
Rails? Where we're going, we don't need...rails.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:26:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:24:09 AM
I think the Recess thread derailed.
Rails? Where we're going, we don't need...rails.
No. But can we have this action figure exhibition first, before the four of us (and Baron, I guess) go on some big adventure?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:28:05 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:21:26 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:09:35 AM
One of you is lying.
Did I forget to mention that I was forced to do it, and I thought I was going to die?
"It'll be fine" they said. "Nothing bad is going to happen" they said.
Oh yeah, some big fat comfort that was when I was straddling the beast, staring up at nothing but sky and death felt imminent.
I believe you. I don't believe Voodoo.
No sensible Predator chooses a mouse as his steed.
As well you should. I have photographic evidence, much to my dismay.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:31:22 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:26:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:24:09 AM
I think the Recess thread derailed.
Rails? Where we're going, we don't need...rails.
No. But can we have this action figure exhibition first, before the four of us (and Baron, I guess) go on some big adventure?
Of course. Business and pleasure come first. We can go to the Canadian border and hijack a shipment of ketchup flavored potato chips.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:31:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:28:05 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:21:26 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:09:35 AM
One of you is lying.
Did I forget to mention that I was forced to do it, and I thought I was going to die?
"It'll be fine" they said. "Nothing bad is going to happen" they said.
Oh yeah, some big fat comfort that was when I was straddling the beast, staring up at nothing but sky and death felt imminent.
I believe you. I don't believe Voodoo.
No sensible Predator chooses a mouse as his steed.
As well you should. I have photographic evidence, much to my dismay.
Don't show me.
Why has he disappointed me today? The blind date he set me up with was awful. Nothing like the pictures you showed me.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:37:39 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:31:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:28:05 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:21:26 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:09:35 AM
One of you is lying.
Did I forget to mention that I was forced to do it, and I thought I was going to die?
"It'll be fine" they said. "Nothing bad is going to happen" they said.
Oh yeah, some big fat comfort that was when I was straddling the beast, staring up at nothing but sky and death felt imminent.
I believe you. I don't believe Voodoo.
No sensible Predator chooses a mouse as his steed.
As well you should. I have photographic evidence, much to my dismay.
Don't show me.
Why has he disappointed me today? The blind date he set me up with was awful. Nothing like the pictures you showed me.
Never trust a mouse.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:39:16 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:37:39 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:31:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:28:05 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:21:26 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:09:35 AM
One of you is lying.
Did I forget to mention that I was forced to do it, and I thought I was going to die?
"It'll be fine" they said. "Nothing bad is going to happen" they said.
Oh yeah, some big fat comfort that was when I was straddling the beast, staring up at nothing but sky and death felt imminent.
I believe you. I don't believe Voodoo.
No sensible Predator chooses a mouse as his steed.
As well you should. I have photographic evidence, much to my dismay.
Don't show me.
Why has he disappointed me today? The blind date he set me up with was awful. Nothing like the pictures you showed me.
Never trust a mouse.
I have mouse friends. That was a separate event.
Oh, well in that case don't trust Voodoo either. Unless you need fast magic, of the Voodoo persuasion.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:43:11 AM
Oh, well in that case don't trust Voodoo either. Unless you need fast magic, of the Voodoo persuasion.
He lied to me!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:37:39 AM
Nothing like the pictures you showed me.
Now just hold on there. Those were Giger portraits for the salad bar.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:50:08 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:43:11 AM
Oh, well in that case don't trust Voodoo either. Unless you need fast magic, of the Voodoo persuasion.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:50:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:37:39 AM
Nothing like the pictures you showed me.
Now just hold on there. Those were Giger portraits for the salad bar.
They were?
Then what was the . . . armor picture . . .
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:54:57 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:50:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:37:39 AM
Nothing like the pictures you showed me.
Now just hold on there. Those were Giger portraits for the salad bar.
They were?
Then what was the . . . armor picture . . .
Oh, that was just something we were looking at on Ebay. I have...no idea how that got in there actually.
It was supposed to be a picture of Hudson and Drake.
(chucks picture over shoulder)
You were always safe. There was a HIVE team on standby in case the creep got fresh.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:57:12 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:54:57 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:50:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 01:37:39 AM
Nothing like the pictures you showed me.
Now just hold on there. Those were Giger portraits for the salad bar.
They were?
Then what was the . . . armor picture . . .
Oh, that was just something we were looking at on Ebay. I have...no idea how that got in there actually.
It was supposed to be a picture of Hudson and Drake.
(chucks picture over shoulder)
You were always safe. There was a HIVE team on standby in case the creep got fresh.
That doesn't seem extreme?
Well, the security budget being what it is right now, it was really just...me and Verm.
And Verm was busy eating ketchup chips.
I asked Baron if he wanted to tag along, but he's busy with that whole "World Domination" business.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 02:04:36 AM
And Verm was busy eating ketchup chips.
That's disgusting.
I may or may not have had some.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 02:31:06 AM
I may or may not have had some.
Don't come into my gallery with ketchup on your hands. Don't even
look at my exhibits with ketchup on your hands.
...Whoops.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 03:02:20 AM
...Whoops.
What did you do? Did you contaminate the gallery?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 01:43:11 AM
Oh, well in that case don't trust Voodoo either. Unless you need fast magic, of the Voodoo persuasion.
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(https://i.gifer.com/24ME.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 03:17:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 03:02:20 AM
...Whoops.
What did you do? Did you contaminate the gallery?
Nah, I just dropped my sandwich on the ground. 3 second rule though, it's fine.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 03:22:28 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 30, 2019, 03:17:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2019, 03:02:20 AM
...Whoops.
What did you do? Did you contaminate the gallery?
Nah, I just dropped my sandwich on the ground. 3 second rule though, it's fine.
On the ground in my gallery?
...Perhaps
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 30, 2019, 04:34:06 AM
(https://edge.alluremedia.com.au/uploads/businessinsider/2016/06/YO_sandwich.jpg)
"I'm worried about you Baron, you might fold under questioning."
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Too early. No idea what you're doing. Take your giant sandwich outta my Goddamn gallery.
Mine's a turkey and swiss. I don't know who's sandwich that is.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 31, 2019, 03:36:36 AM
Mine's a turkey and swiss. I don't know who's sandwich that is.
It's probably Baron's. Or Local's. Or someone else who doesn't respect my gallery of tiny little plastic Ultimate Badasses.
Friend comparisons.
Huggs, Voodoo, Verm - all make me laugh
Huggs - most comforting, listens, gets me
Voodoo - honest, loyal, fluent in Bill Paxton gifs
Verm - speaks the Hudson Quote language flawlessly
Baron - best . . . advice?
Baron - Homeless I.D. checker
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 31, 2019, 11:19:41 PM
Baron - Homless I.D. checker
Yeah. That.
And Hicks plushie-puppet abuser.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 31, 2019, 11:19:41 PM
Baron - Homeless I.D. checker
Also cardboard box inspector. So make sure yours is up to code.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 31, 2019, 11:33:47 PM
And Hicks plushie-puppet abuser.
I wouldn't dare to put my hands on your creepy, filthy puppet.
Businesses are outside of your purview.
She's selling moderately edible food near the sidewalk, you can't evict her.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 01, 2019, 12:42:37 AM
Businesses are outside of your purview.
She's selling moderately edible food near the sidewalk, you can't evict her.
*sobbing* He called my plushie creepy and filthy!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 01, 2019, 12:57:06 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 01, 2019, 12:42:37 AM
Businesses are outside of your purview.
She's selling moderately edible food near the sidewalk, you can't evict her.
*sobbing* He called my plushie creepy and filthy!
A what did the judge tell us about flashing people?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 01, 2019, 01:08:19 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 01, 2019, 12:57:06 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 01, 2019, 12:42:37 AM
Businesses are outside of your purview.
She's selling moderately edible food near the sidewalk, you can't evict her.
*sobbing* He called my plushie creepy and filthy!
A what did the judge tell us about flashing people?
I don't flash anyone! I'm not even homeless.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 01, 2019, 12:57:06 AM*sobbing* He called my plushie creepy and filthy!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 01, 2019, 01:16:16 AM
I don't flash anyone! I'm not even homeless.
In an alternative future in which you're homeless, your puppet would be creepy and filthy.
You would've been living on the streets for a long time and in that time your puppet would accumulated a fair amount of dust, dirt and maybe even bodily fluids.
Unless you'd be one of those stereotypical homeless people with fear of germs and you live near fountain or something.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 01, 2019, 02:01:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 01, 2019, 12:57:06 AM*sobbing* He called my plushie creepy and filthy!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 01, 2019, 01:16:16 AM
I don't flash anyone! I'm not even homeless.
In an alternative future in which you're homeless, your puppet would be creepy and filthy.
You would've been living on the streets for a long time and in that time your puppet would accumulated a fair amount of dust, dirt and maybe even bodily fluids.
Unless you'd be one of those stereotypical homeless people with fear of germs and you live near fountain or something.
I sneak in the laundromat at night to throw the puppet in a washer.
That was you?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 01, 2019, 02:11:25 AM
That was you?
Did you hear someone talking to themselves? That would be me.
I set the quick-wash so I can be back to the gallery at midnight so I can turn the timed lights back on.
Aha!
The gallery is hive dark at all times. We run a nightvision tour with thermal backups for emergencies.
Who are you really?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 01, 2019, 02:25:55 AM
Aha!
The gallery is hive dark at all times. We run a nightvision tour with thermal backups for emergencies.
Who are you really?
I run that shit. They let me in.
I don't know what I was thinking when I said I wanted to include Verm on the interview roster. Not joking around here, because I know everything is kind of a joke when we post, so now I feel like when I say something semi-serious like the Members' thread interview, it's taken as a joke.
Was that mean of me to say? I feel like this is an overreaction to something dumb.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 02, 2019, 04:26:19 PM
I don't know what I was thinking when I said I wanted to include Verm on the interview roster. Not joking around here, because I know everything is kind of a joke when we post, so now I feel like when I say something semi-serious like the Members' thread interview, it's taken as a joke.
Was that mean of me to say? I feel like this is an overreaction to something dumb.
Was there something wrong with my answers?
I thought I was rather serious...at times.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2019, 05:56:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 02, 2019, 04:26:19 PM
I don't know what I was thinking when I said I wanted to include Verm on the interview roster. Not joking around here, because I know everything is kind of a joke when we post, so now I feel like when I say something semi-serious like the Members' thread interview, it's taken as a joke.
Was that mean of me to say? I feel like this is an overreaction to something dumb.
Was there something wrong with my answers?
I thought I was rather serious...at times.
Nope. I'm trying to get other sets started, that way there's not too long of a wait between interviews.
Or I'm pushing myself too hard with something that doesn't need that kind of dedication?
You're doing fine. This is all for fun anyway. Put it to the side, and just let it happen when it happens.
Just focus on having a good time and being among friends.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2019, 05:56:00 PM
Was there something wrong with my answers?
Frankly your answers contained not enough magic. And voodoo.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 03, 2019, 03:49:41 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2019, 05:56:00 PM
Was there something wrong with my answers?
Frankly your answers contained not enough magic. And voodoo.
You're the magical one, not Huggs.
Ouch.
I should go to bed before I drive myself nuts. I'm just chilling in the laundromat while my plushies get warm and dry and fluffy, then it's off to the gallery to turn heads and hands and butts and turn all the fans on. This exhibition will be spectacular. We need tiny cupcakes.
You go girl.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 03, 2019, 04:00:58 AM
Ouch.
Don't worry. What you lack in magic, you make up with..
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JaggedQuerulousBarb-size_restricted.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 03, 2019, 04:10:29 AM
You go girl.
If I see one figure out of place, I will sleep in the gallery.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 03, 2019, 04:14:16 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 03, 2019, 04:10:29 AM
You go girl.
If I see one figure out of place, I will sleep in the gallery.
I'll send for a foldaway, just in case. I'd loan you the hammock, but we found some burrito meat and...dna that matches Verm. We've decided not to ask questions and just burn it.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 03, 2019, 04:22:52 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 03, 2019, 04:14:16 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 03, 2019, 04:10:29 AM
You go girl.
If I see one figure out of place, I will sleep in the gallery.
I'll send for a foldaway, just in case. I'd loan you the hammock, but we found some burrito meat and...dna that matches Verm. We've decided not to ask questions and just burn it.
Good.
Most people would hate to be in a room with so many dolls, but . . . just look at that face. That's not creepy.
No, but is it supposed to move on it's own?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 03, 2019, 04:47:43 AM
No, but is it supposed to move on it's own?
Yes.
I may have made a million mistakes today.
One if those times where I came out of my shell at the most unnecessary time, and just should've shut up.
Did you quote regulations to the skipper?
Not saying yes, not saying no. Not gonna talk about it on this particular thread.
Now I'm intrigued.
(https://i.gifer.com/Us98.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
https://i.gifer.com/Us98.gif
How many times have I told you not to go into my closet?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
https://i.gifer.com/Us98.gif
How many times have I told you not to go into my closet?
Seven. I think it was seven times. Yeah, pretty sure it was seven.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
https://i.gifer.com/Us98.gif
How many times have I told you not to go into my closet?
Seven. I think it was seven times. Yeah, pretty sure it was seven.
You are creeping out all the stuffed animals. I have never seen this many sad Beanie Babies in my entire life.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:39:12 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:36:38 PM
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
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How many times have I told you not to go into my closet?
Seven. I think it was seven times. Yeah, pretty sure it was seven.
You are creeping out all the stuffed animals. I have never seen this many sad Beanie Babies in my entire life.
True, but when I leave, you always end up with one more stuffed animal than you started with!
Your latest addition:
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You're welcome!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:46:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:39:12 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
https://i.gifer.com/Us98.gif
How many times have I told you not to go into my closet?
Seven. I think it was seven times. Yeah, pretty sure it was seven.
You are creeping out all the stuffed animals. I have never seen this many sad Beanie Babies in my entire life.
True, but when I leave, you always end up with one more stuffed animal than you started with!
Your latest addition:
https://media.tenor.com/images/acf959a9cae724f98fbb843132f5b2c7/tenor.gif
You're welcome!
Well, this explains why Hudson won't go in there.
You are banned from my Thanksgiving dinner this year.
Those squats are really paying off for snoopy.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2019, 11:00:48 PM
Those squats are really paying off for snoopy.
Squats only pay off when you don't have to fart.
I'm feeling Wabbit has a story to tell.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 11:06:35 PM
I'm feeling Wabbit has a story to tell.
I heard people do it in gym class, in a small room that has no ventilation.
It smelled like what I imagine the bedrooms of several of Bill Paxton's characters smell like. Like, if Chet roomed with Jerry.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 11:11:53 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 11:06:35 PM
I'm feeling Wabbit has a story to tell.
I heard people do it in gym class, in a small room that has no ventilation.
It smelled like what I imagine the bedrooms of several of Bill Paxton's characters smell like. Like, if Chet roomed with Jerry.
Assuming this version of Chet?
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/1oIMaEKhA0WLEV3KRj/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c58c7f37373654a36172bc1)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 11:19:56 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 11:11:53 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 11:06:35 PM
I'm feeling Wabbit has a story to tell.
I heard people do it in gym class, in a small room that has no ventilation.
It smelled like what I imagine the bedrooms of several of Bill Paxton's characters smell like. Like, if Chet roomed with Jerry.
Assuming this version of Chet?
https://media1.giphy.com/media/1oIMaEKhA0WLEV3KRj/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c58c7f37373654a36172bc1
Nopenopenopenope
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 11:04:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2019, 11:00:48 PM
Those squats are really paying off for snoopy.
Squats only pay off when you don't have to fart.
Farting is a payoff in and of itself.
And with all due respect to squats, crunches will squeeze em' out quicker than anything.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2019, 11:32:33 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 11:04:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2019, 11:00:48 PM
Those squats are really paying off for snoopy.
Squats only pay off when you don't have to fart.
Farting is a payoff in and of itself.
And with all due respect to squats, crunches will squeeze em' out quicker than anything.
That . . . is true.
I hate exercising in public. I feel like I'm being watched.
I did Zumba once. It was OK. Gave me an idea for a scene in a fanfic, but that was it.
I did a mutant form of "The Charleston" in a parking lot once. It only lasted a few seconds and nobody saw anything...that I know of.
If someone dances "The Charleston" and no one saw it, did it really happen?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2019, 11:50:05 PM
I did a mutant form of "The Charleston" in a parking lot once. It only lasted a few seconds and nobody saw anything...that I know of.
Worst case scenario, someone put it on YouTube and leagues of sad people are making fun of you right now.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 11:19:56 PM
Assuming this version of Chet?
https://media1.giphy.com/media/1oIMaEKhA0WLEV3KRj/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c58c7f37373654a36172bc1
I'm gonna go back to sanitizing the gallery. I still wanna know who dropped their sandwich in here.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 05, 2019, 01:32:03 AM
I'm gonna go back to sanitizing the gallery. I still wanna know who dropped their sandwich in here.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 05, 2019, 01:38:52 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 05, 2019, 01:32:03 AM
I'm gonna go back to sanitizing the gallery. I still wanna know who dropped their sandwich in here.
I thought so.
I should go ask the gallery residents, though.
Oh, don't do that. They've been traumatized enough.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 05, 2019, 01:43:23 AM
Oh, don't do that. They've been traumatized enough.
How do you know? Have you been sneaking in there when you're not running the club?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 05, 2019, 02:00:39 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 05, 2019, 01:43:23 AM
Oh, don't do that. They've been traumatized enough.
How do you know? Have you been sneaking in there when you're not running the club?
No, not Huggs....
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 05, 2019, 02:02:02 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 05, 2019, 02:00:39 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 05, 2019, 01:43:23 AM
Oh, don't do that. They've been traumatized enough.
How do you know? Have you been sneaking in there when you're not running the club?
No, not Huggs....
What does Baron have against plastic Hudsons? Did one of them get out and terrorize him?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 05, 2019, 02:00:39 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 05, 2019, 01:43:23 AM
Oh, don't do that. They've been traumatized enough.
How do you know? Have you been sneaking in there when you're not running the club?
I only dislike creepy, filthy hobo puppets. Not regular ones.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 05, 2019, 02:39:26 AM
I only dislike creepy, filthy hobo puppets. Not regular ones.
So if I made Hicks clean, you'd stop picking on him?
Maybe...
I need to know more about its history before I can make a decision.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 05, 2019, 03:59:49 AM
Maybe...
I need to know more about its history before I can make a decision.
I made it myself, using fabric and stuffing taken from a craft store. Completely machine-wash safe.
Let's dial back a little. You said Hicks?
I thought it was a Hudson puppet? So are there multiple puppets?
And I wasn't talking about how they're made. I need their personal history: how was their upbringing, their education, their medical history,...
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 06, 2019, 02:15:18 AM
Let's dial back a little. You said Hicks?
I thought it was a Hudson puppet? So are there multiple puppets?
And I wasn't talking about how they're made. I need their personal history: how was their upbringing, their education, their medical history,...
You originally said Hicks. There many puppets, though.
Their upbringing was fantastic. Pampered, but not too pampered. Definitely got more attention than the teddy bears and stuffed bunnies. Many adventures on the playground and got smuggled into the classroom a few times. When stitches were needed, they were given. When stuffing needed to be fluffed, it was fluffed.
They all have Degrees of Excellence from the School of Toys. Hudson was held back a grade, but bounced back OK. He pulled the pigtails of a Raggedy Ann, got beat up by some Transformers, and had to be rescued by Hicks from a nasty swirlie by an unruly Easy Bake oven.
Hicks's medical history is relatively clean. Colds and the like. Hudson has had a messy record: ripping seams, gum in the hair, hypothermia from jumping in a pool in December. You name it, it happened.
Is that satisfactory?
It helps but I still don't trust them.
Got an application here from a guy name David Ayte. Says he's looking to bartend.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 06, 2019, 05:34:21 AM
Got an application here from a guy name David Ayte. Says he's looking to bartend.
Does it come with a picture?
No, but I told him the long hair needed to go if he wanted a legitimate shot at getting the job.
He insisted on demonstrating his skills before he left, so I had him whip me up a cranberry juice on the rocks. He seemed to know what he was doing.
I forwarded his information to the others. Well, I'm gonna go take a nap. My eye is aching for some reason. I swear, it feels like I've got a worm crawling around in there.
I'm gonna lock myself in my gallery. Maybe it'll pass.
Or not.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 06, 2019, 06:42:35 AM
No, but I told him the long hair needed to go if he wanted a legitimate shot at getting the job.
I checked the Employee Manual and confirmed - if the applicant's long hair is armpit hair, he's fine, as long as he braids it.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 06, 2019, 12:59:26 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 06, 2019, 06:42:35 AM
No, but I told him the long hair needed to go if he wanted a legitimate shot at getting the job.
I checked the Employee Manual and confirmed - if the applicant's long hair is armpit hair, he's fine, as long as he braids it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Voodoo Magic.
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What's the most unorthodox music y'all like?
How big's your hipster power level?
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 06, 2019, 11:12:08 PM
What's the most unorthodox music y'all like?
How big's your hipster power level?
Some personal favorites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLXHLpuiqu4&t=984s
Music taste says so much about people I think.
Truly says something about you. :laugh:
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 06, 2019, 11:42:20 PM
Music taste says so much about people I think.
Your turn :)
Wabbit, Maximum Love Dream Getaway was my favorite of what you posted. Has a great 80s vibe.
I don't know how can anyone not love Shatner, Local. Classic.
Old One, I think Grimes / Vanessa was my favorite of yours. I had to stop watching the video though and only listened, so I could focus on the music! I kept getting distracted with some of those visuals, especially the moments in reverse!
I agree regarding the Rabbit's tastes,
less so WS. lol
Didn't care for AURORA?
Crystal Castles/Alice Glass
I can understand not caring for. :D
I liked Aurora. She reminded me of Cranberries singer Dolores O'Riordan a little, may she rest in peace. Alice Glass I liked too. DJ Boring, not so much. ;D
Fair enough. Good taste! Aside from the AVPR thing. ;D
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 07, 2019, 03:58:38 AM
Fair enough. Good taste! Aside from the AVPR thing. ;D
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Hey well, I guess if you can see down there you can probably see AVPR. But tbh, the Strauss Bros were probably doing us all a solid by obscuring as much of AVPR as possible. My guilty pleasure remains 2004's VAN HELSING.
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 07, 2019, 04:10:12 AM
My guilty pleasure remains 2004's VAN HELSING.
Oh yes. Yes indeed. 8)
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 07, 2019, 04:10:12 AM
Hey well, I guess if you can see down there you can probably see AVPR. But tbh, the Strauss Bros were probably doing us all a solid by obscuring as much of AVPR as possible.
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I just wish I had something to tease you back with!
QuoteMy guilty pleasure remains 2004's VAN HELSING.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 07, 2019, 04:22:52 AM
I just wish I had something to tease you back with!
You dirty boy.
Alan Silvestri's last God-like score;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47JwtY9Ambo"Van Helsing! You MURDERER!"
I worked a heavy 12 today, so I've been passing in and out for the last 2 hours. Now I've gotta poop, but I don't have the energy to get up. I'm rather upset about it.
Just let it out. I find it quite liberating.
You guys should start posting again in the Alien Dialogue Thread.
I felt bad and cleaned it up.
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Quote from: Huggs on Feb 07, 2019, 06:23:31 AM
I worked a heavy 12 today, so I've been passing in and out for the last 2 hours. Now I've gotta poop, but I don't have the energy to get up. I'm rather upset about it.
Some horseradish would be helpful. Buffalo wing dip, too. Anything spicy.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 07, 2019, 03:36:40 AM
Wabbit, Maximum Love Dream Getaway was my favorite of what you posted. Has a great 80s vibe.
Every story I work on generally has one or two songs I listen to repeatedly while writing because I feel like they'd make a good "theme." "Dream Getaway" was one of the themes I used in a recent project.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 01:53:41 AM
I talk to myself, too.
Sometimes.
Not all the time. Mainly around that time of the month. Or when I'm baking.
And what do you say?
"Why hasn't anyone replied? I know *this person* is online."
"WHY IS THERE NO CRAN-RASPBERRY JUICE?! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF CHOCOLATE!"
"f**k this."
"Can this egg BREAK ALREADY?!"
"I hate this weather. It's too cold."
"I'm starting to not like Voodoo/Vermillion."
Does that answer your question?
Yeah, that...uh. Yeah.
You alright?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 08, 2019, 02:29:28 AM
Yeah, that...uh. Yeah.
You alright?
Oh, right now I'm fine.
Give it a couple days.
Cool. I'm just gonna get to work on that foxhole now.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 08, 2019, 02:38:41 AM
Cool. I'm just gonna get to work on that foxhole now.
Good luck with that.
Rabbits dig, you know.
And killer bunnies dig pretty fast.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 02:45:57 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 08, 2019, 02:38:41 AM
Cool. I'm just gonna get to work on that foxhole now.
Good luck with that.
Rabbits dig, you know.
And killer bunnies dig pretty fast.
Then you better know, I intend to fully disrobe once inside the foxhole. So enter at your own risk.
Don't tell Voodoo.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 02:28:29 AM
"I'm starting to not like Voodoo/Vermillion."
Umm, what I do?
Maybe some horseradish would be helpful. Buffalo wing dip, too. Anything spicy.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 08, 2019, 04:23:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 02:28:29 AM
"I'm starting to not like Voodoo/Vermillion."
Umm, what I do?
Sometimes, when my mood is volatile, you annoy me. I always forgive you in two minutes, though.
And Verm is giving me anxiety right now.
QuoteMaybe some horseradish would be helpful. Buffalo wing dip, too. Anything spicy.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY! :'(
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 04:35:42 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 08, 2019, 04:23:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 02:28:29 AM
"I'm starting to not like Voodoo/Vermillion."
Umm, what I do?
Sometimes, when my mood is volatile, you annoy me. I always forgive you in two minutes, though.
So what did I do particularly to annoy you for 1 minute, 59 seconds? No judgment.
QuoteAnd Verm is giving me anxiety right now.
I'm guessing you're still waiting on Verm's answers?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 08, 2019, 04:47:56 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 04:35:42 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 08, 2019, 04:23:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 02:28:29 AM
"I'm starting to not like Voodoo/Vermillion."
Umm, what I do?
Sometimes, when my mood is volatile, you annoy me. I always forgive you in two minutes, though.
So what did I do particularly to annoy you for 1 minute, 59 seconds? No judgment.
I don't remember.
QuoteQuoteAnd Verm is giving me anxiety right now.
I'm guessing you're still waiting on Verm's answers?
All I've done is ask if he wants to be interviewed, and I've gotten nothing.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 04:56:14 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 08, 2019, 04:47:56 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 04:35:42 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 08, 2019, 04:23:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 02:28:29 AM
"I'm starting to not like Voodoo/Vermillion."
Umm, what I do?
Sometimes, when my mood is volatile, you annoy me. I always forgive you in two minutes, though.
So what did I do particularly to annoy you for 1 minute, 59 seconds? No judgment.
I don't remember.
Well, whatever it was, I'm sorry. Your feelings are important to me and I don't want to hurt them.
QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd Verm is giving me anxiety right now.
I'm guessing you're still waiting on Verm's answers?
All I've done is ask if he wants to be interviewed, and I've gotten nothing.
Yeah, especially with a buddy, I understand how that could be frustrating.
Does anybody remember those old cartoons that used to play on VHS tapes before the movie started?
Another post had me thinking about those for some reason.
I know Twister had one featuring Taz and I think Marvin the Martian.
Tim's Batman had another Looney Tunes one, I believe.
I remember 2 different Pink Panther ones before the Pink Panther movies. (The construction one and another where he goes home with a drunk guy)
I'm too young to remember.
What do the bones say Voodoo!?
Yeah brother. Sorry, I don't recall animated shorts before VHS copies of Twister or Batman to be honest and I owned both movies. I remember they made a short for "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". Pixar might have done some intro stuff if memory serves me correctly. Tim Burton too. I never owned an Inspector Clouseau film.
I know they used to show looney tunes shorts etc. before films theatrically, but that was before my time.
You suddenly got me interested in revisiting pink panther though!
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Okay now it's coming back.
The full length pink panther cartoons were on VHS copies of 007: You only live twice and Thunderball
Batman just had this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmhvN01SGWoTwister used some footage of Taz and some sound effects near the end of the advertisements to describe Twisters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7GmzBL57lc
JC, what transparent adverts. lol
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 08, 2019, 08:42:24 PM
Okay now it's coming back.
The full length pink panther cartoons were on VHS copies of 007: You only live twice and Thunderball
That's...
odd.
QuoteBatman just had this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmhvN01SGWo
Ah yes. That WB catalog commercial I remember vividly. It was before Lethal Weapon 2 as well, which I watched the hell out of.
QuoteTwister used some footage of Taz and some sound effects near the end of the advertisements to describe Twisters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7GmzBL57lc
Barely remember that. Damn, times like this remind me how awesome YouTube is.
Y.O.L.T. and Thunderball are probably my favorite 007 films, so I watched those VHS's incessantly as a kid. I loved the two cartoons they used for those.
The wildest thing about the Twister one is that I can literally sit here and see and hear myself watching that once as a kid. I remember who else was there, where in the room they were, what they were saying, the furniture we had, the weather, the time of day. It's just freaky that for some reason that 20 second memory seems to have stuck with me so vividly. I could literally go back and live it and not skip a beat.
Yeah. That's happened to me once or twice.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 08, 2019, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 09:39:08 PM
Well, there's been no "up" for the last two hours, and it's awful. I know why, but that doesn't make it any better. I sort of want to scream "hug me" or "make me laugh" at people, but at the same time, I don't want to.
Maybe this will help put life in perspective.
At least your carrot wasn't stolen by a hamster.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/b1gX8Em7wEQMM/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c5df98e357a596b416e0d87
Oh, Drake did that a long time ago. Or was it Hudson. I can never remember. That carrot's long gone.
QuoteAt least your not under the spell of a witch who wants to lead you and your family home to make rabbit stew.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/q90XPyRAtnHuU/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c5df9a54a636f536b3a564f
Spunkmeyer: What's this crap supposed to be?
Frost: Rabbit stew, I believe.
Hicks: It's good for you, boy, eat it.
QuoteAt least you don't have to resort to a life of exotic dancing.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oEjHGPDuSUFw0tkCA/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c5df98e357a596b416e0d87
Actually . . . *conceals shirtless Hicks pics behind back*
This thread should probably be renamed "The Therapist's Office."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 11:41:51 PM
This thread should probably be renamed "The Therapist's Office."
Please don't wabbit. Next we'll have people misreading "Therapist's Office" and start moving today's horrible tentacle, facehugger and Giger quote conversations to this thread! We're too pure for such things!
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 09, 2019, 12:11:44 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 11:41:51 PM
This thread should probably be renamed "The Therapist's Office."
Please don't wabbit. Next we'll have people misreading "Therapist's Office" and start moving today's horrible tentacle, facehugger and Giger quote conversations to this thread! We're too pure for such things!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/2ZWuCpxNtdd2BAfiLo/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c5e19ea416f714f55bcb044
I wouldn't consider ourselves pure. I'm not: I like the wake-up scene in Aliens way too much.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 12:14:19 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 09, 2019, 12:11:44 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 11:41:51 PM
This thread should probably be renamed "The Therapist's Office."
Please don't wabbit. Next we'll have people misreading "Therapist's Office" and start moving today's horrible tentacle, facehugger and Giger quote conversations to this thread! We're too pure for such things!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/2ZWuCpxNtdd2BAfiLo/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c5e19ea416f714f55bcb044
I wouldn't consider ourselves pure. I'm not: I like the wake-up scene in Aliens way too much.
Be thankful you were born in the digital age then. If you were watching video tape, you would have worn through that scene! ;D
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 09, 2019, 12:23:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 12:14:19 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 09, 2019, 12:11:44 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 11:41:51 PM
This thread should probably be renamed "The Therapist's Office."
Please don't wabbit. Next we'll have people misreading "Therapist's Office" and start moving today's horrible tentacle, facehugger and Giger quote conversations to this thread! We're too pure for such things!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/2ZWuCpxNtdd2BAfiLo/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c5e19ea416f714f55bcb044
I wouldn't consider ourselves pure. I'm not: I like the wake-up scene in Aliens way too much.
Be thankful you were born in the digital age then. If you were watching video tape, you would have worn through that scene! ;D
That is very true.
Rewind, and stare at Hicks. Rewind, and stare at Hudson--I swear, he looks like he skinned a ferret and taped it down his torso. Rewind, and stare at Drake. And repeat.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 08, 2019, 11:41:51 PM
This thread should probably be renamed "The Therapist's Office."
I need to shut up sometimes.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 12:41:30 AM
I need to shut up sometimes.
You still didn't answer my question, so you're already quiet enough ;D
The one involving "cheap" comedy.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 09, 2019, 01:05:19 AM
The one involving "cheap" comedy.
Oh.
Yeah, I said Sunny was cheap. I probably shouldn't have.
Blasphemy!
And you never saw any episode so how can you judge?
I'm glad you finally said it. No need to lie. It's ok to stand by your words.
If I give Sunny a chance, will you watch my plushies for a day and not rip their stuffing out?
I'll find a proper junkyard dog (or cat, yeah, there's a Sunny episode with a junkyard cat) and let that dog take care of your plushies after I've covered them in gravy.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 09, 2019, 02:06:01 AM
I'll find a proper junkyard dog (or cat, yeah, there's a Sunny episode with a junkyard cat) and let that dog take care of your plushies after I've covered them in gravy.
. . . I'm not leaving you alone with them, then. I'd rather leave them with Voodoo.
They'll end up full of needles and chicken blood.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 09, 2019, 02:32:15 AM
They'll end up full of needles and chicken blood.
Hudson's already done that.
Fell on my cactus one night.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 02:36:01 AMHudson's already done that.
Fell on my cactus one night.
"Fell" or sat on it with purpose.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 09, 2019, 03:11:45 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 02:36:01 AMHudson's already done that.
Fell on my cactus one night.
"Fell" or sat on it with purpose.
Oh, no, he fell. Musta climbed up on my shelf and dove when we were sleeping. They pulled twenty-five needles out of his chest.
Sounds like he's suicidal.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 09, 2019, 03:25:55 AM
Sounds like he's suicidal.
Or he lost a bet. Again. The Beanie Babies are always daring him to do something boneheaded at three A.M.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 09, 2019, 03:38:36 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 03:19:53 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 09, 2019, 03:11:45 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 02:36:01 AMHudson's already done that.
Fell on my cactus one night.
"Fell" or sat on it with purpose.
Oh, no, he fell. Musta climbed up on my shelf and dove when we were sleeping.
Well, now we know where Verm went. ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6as8oVcuM
I don't think so. No, I think he's gone.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 01:24:58 AM
If I give Sunny a chance, will you watch my plushies for a day and not rip their stuffing out?
*cough* *cough* *cough* *don't* *cough** cough* *hold* *your* *breath* *baron* *cough* *cough*(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F66.media.tumblr.com%2F49ddbd42ed368d3d5e15d727440370f1%2Ftumblr_o38lr1W5J31u75p2ko2_400.gif&hash=590251c8fe2d56dae2c280dd96171f2c5823c575)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 09, 2019, 12:32:21 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 01:24:58 AM
If I give Sunny a chance, will you watch my plushies for a day and not rip their stuffing out?
*cough* *cough* *cough* *don't* *cough** cough* *hold* *your* *breath* *baron* *cough* *cough*
http://66.media.tumblr.com/49ddbd42ed368d3d5e15d727440370f1/tumblr_o38lr1W5J31u75p2ko2_400.gif
I will actually get around to seeing Terminator before I even think about Sunny again.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 12:36:26 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 09, 2019, 12:32:21 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 01:24:58 AM
If I give Sunny a chance, will you watch my plushies for a day and not rip their stuffing out?
*cough* *cough* *cough* *don't* *cough** cough* *hold* *your* *breath* *baron* *cough* *cough*
http://66.media.tumblr.com/49ddbd42ed368d3d5e15d727440370f1/tumblr_o38lr1W5J31u75p2ko2_400.gif
I will actually get around to seeing Terminator before I even think about Sunny again.
Wohoo! I'm higher on the list! Take that Baron!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 09, 2019, 12:47:22 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 12:36:26 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 09, 2019, 12:32:21 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 01:24:58 AM
If I give Sunny a chance, will you watch my plushies for a day and not rip their stuffing out?
*cough* *cough* *cough* *don't* *cough** cough* *hold* *your* *breath* *baron* *cough* *cough*
http://66.media.tumblr.com/49ddbd42ed368d3d5e15d727440370f1/tumblr_o38lr1W5J31u75p2ko2_400.gif
I will actually get around to seeing Terminator before I even think about Sunny again.
Wohoo! I'm higher on the list! Take that Baron!
Spoiler
Sunny doesn't offer shirtless Biehn.
Delphox, Lopunny, no . . . what has the internet done to you?
(https://y.yarn.co/680a5a1a-259f-4c0d-8cff-04a82cba7959_text_hi.gif)
"You think this shit is popular because of Smogon? f**k you!"
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 09, 2019, 03:33:48 PM
PLEASE everyone, watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k
What in the world?
If I wanted to see hairy breasts, I'd watch my father mow the yard.
And they wonder why I do most of the mowing in this neighborhood.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 09, 2019, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 09, 2019, 03:33:48 PM
PLEASE everyone, watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k
What in the world?
If I wanted to see hairy breasts, I'd watch my father mow the yard.
And they wonder why I do most of the mowing in this neighborhood.
Well, that's not an image I want in my head.
Spoiler
I prefer not hairy. Before you point out Hudson, I make exceptions.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 09, 2019, 12:32:21 PM
*cough* *cough* *cough* *don't* *cough** cough* *hold* *your* *breath* *baron* *cough* *cough*
http://66.media.tumblr.com/49ddbd42ed368d3d5e15d727440370f1/tumblr_o38lr1W5J31u75p2ko2_400.gif
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 09, 2019, 12:47:22 PM
Wohoo! I'm higher on the list! Take that Baron!
Shut up, dog!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TimelyUnselfishIcelandgull-size_restricted.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 09, 2019, 07:27:46 PM
Well, that's not an image I want in my head.
Spoiler
I prefer not hairy. Before you point out Hudson, I make exceptions.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.warblogle.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F03%2Fmarch-madness-boston.jpg&hash=4ca1e992a07b4c2b79f86df6cf4e4ce0e0b9fde6)
I know better than to open that link, Baron.
Nice try.
I forgot to imagelink it. You can open the spoiler now.
You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 10, 2019, 03:22:15 AM
I forgot to imagelink it. You can open the spoiler now.
You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
You know what? You're our new Verm.
It's not that hard. Just take nothing seriously.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8vNPW.gif&hash=e79d1c1c2b1c195cade7024631d261990451498f)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 10, 2019, 03:22:15 AM
I forgot to imagelink it. You can open the spoiler now.
You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
I'm not, but I play one on TV.
Posted in the Unhappy thread so I figured I would here too.
I dozed off on the couch with the laptop, and I guess it slid off somehow. I foolishly had the charger plugged in so it hit the ground right on the charger plug. The plug is totaled and so is the input. I've managed to keep her floating around 89%, but I don't know how much longer it will hold. My rig is toast. It'll never be top of the line again. Thank God it's an older one.
I'm clearing off all the data I have left on this thing, and I expect to lose power soon. I guess I'm heading into the void for an indeterminate amount of time. I'll send out bursts where and when I can. With alittle luck, a network will pick them up. Rabbit, Voodoo, be good. OldOne, Verm, Baron, Necro, and everybody else be lovin' and sweet to each other. Keep this thread alive while I'm out there.
This is Huggs, last survivor of the Recess Thread, signing off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_g5fMBu0F0
Aye, aye Captain.
Rabbit, why didn't you join Huggs in hypersleep? Every last survivor needs an animal with them!
You see...this is why Jonesy gets invited to more parties!
;D ;)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 10, 2019, 01:16:48 PM
Rabbit, why didn't you join Huggs in hypersleep? Every last survivor needs an animal with them!
You see...this is why Jonesy gets invited to more parties!
;D ;)
He's also more famous. All I do is dick around on a forum, write fanfiction, draw shite fanart, and attempt to make people laugh. Besides, I'm not a party person.
I miss Huggs already. :(
Guess I'll have to post more gifs in Huggs' absence.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/30b7511e99ef106877c39743d24c872e/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 03:31:20 AM
Guess I'll have to post more gifs in Huggs' absence.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/30b7511e99ef106877c39743d24c872e/tenor.gif
Oh no you don't. I had enough power left to say that.
I'll find a way of posting again, but it's going to be few and far between for awhile.
Power's about gone. Gotta go.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 10, 2019, 01:20:57 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 10, 2019, 01:16:48 PM
Rabbit, why didn't you join Huggs in hypersleep? Every last survivor needs an animal with them!
You see...this is why Jonesy gets invited to more parties!
;D ;)
He's also more famous. All I do is dick around on a forum, write fanfiction, draw shite fanart, and attempt to make people laugh. Besides, I'm not a party person.
I miss Huggs already. :(
I miss you guys too.
We miss you too brother. And don't worry, we'll never forget you Chuggs. Wait, that wasn't your name. Buggs? Was it Juggs? Well, whoever you are, we'll never forget you... (or, at least until Vermillion shows up ;D ;))
Quote from: Unknown Unregistered Guest on Feb 11, 2019, 03:48:21 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 03:31:20 AM
Guess I'll have to post more gifs in Huggs' absence.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/30b7511e99ef106877c39743d24c872e/tenor.gif
Oh no you don't. I had enough power left to say that.
I'll find a way of posting again, but it's going to be few and far between for awhile.
Power's about gone. Gotta go.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/ccd899846d2efbce7202f94bdfa00376/tenor.gif)
I'm just kidding. I don't even know who you are.
@Baron
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/u5C6s7LDK7G9y/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c61723c785451314de532eb)
First Verm, now Huggs. :(
Huggs is like a Terminator, wabbit.
(https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Ill-Be-Back-Terminator.gif?ssl=1)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 01:35:36 PM
Huggs is like a Terminator, wabbit.
https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Ill-Be-Back-Terminator.gif?ssl=1
If Huggs is the Terminator, who will be my Kyle Reese?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 01:35:36 PM
Huggs is like a Terminator, wabbit.
https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Ill-Be-Back-Terminator.gif?ssl=1
If Huggs is the Terminator, who will be my Kyle Reese?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 01:35:36 PM
Huggs is like a Terminator, wabbit.
https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Ill-Be-Back-Terminator.gif?ssl=1
If Huggs is the Terminator, who will be my Kyle Reese?
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 01:35:36 PM
Huggs is like a Terminator, wabbit.
https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Ill-Be-Back-Terminator.gif?ssl=1
If Huggs is the Terminator, who will be my Kyle Reese?
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
:laugh:
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/UPio5HLqZVPlm/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c617f246a794639411c8f54)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 02:06:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 01:35:36 PM
Huggs is like a Terminator, wabbit.
https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Ill-Be-Back-Terminator.gif?ssl=1
If Huggs is the Terminator, who will be my Kyle Reese?
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
:laugh:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/UPio5HLqZVPlm/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c617f246a794639411c8f54
Baron wouldn't give flowers; he'd give a tiny box with a tumor in it.
(https://www.cbc.ca/mrd/content/images/__common/thoughtthatcounts.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 02:10:59 PM
https://www.cbc.ca/mrd/content/images/__common/thoughtthatcounts.gif
In this case, no.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
QuoteCancel order?
Are you sure you want to cancel ordering the following items:
-Puppet version of entire Aliens cast
-Autographed Michael Biehn picture with personalised Valentine's Day message
Your order has been cancelled
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 06:30:25 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
QuoteCancel order?
Are you sure you want to cancel ordering the following items:
-Puppet version of entire Aliens cast
-Autographed Michael Biehn picture with personalised Valentine's Day message
Your order has been cancelled
Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:31:42 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 06:30:25 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
QuoteCancel order?
Are you sure you want to cancel ordering the following items:
-Puppet version of entire Aliens cast
-Autographed Michael Biehn picture with personalised Valentine's Day message
Your order has been cancelled
Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!
Look at the bright side Wabbit. Baron didn't cancel tiny box with a tumor in it.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:31:42 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 06:30:25 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
QuoteCancel order?
Are you sure you want to cancel ordering the following items:
-Puppet version of entire Aliens cast
-Autographed Michael Biehn picture with personalised Valentine's Day message
Your order has been cancelled
Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!
Look at the bright side Wabbit. Baron didn't cancel tiny box with a tumor in it.
You knew about this, didn't you?!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:39:43 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:31:42 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 06:30:25 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
QuoteCancel order?
Are you sure you want to cancel ordering the following items:
-Puppet version of entire Aliens cast
-Autographed Michael Biehn picture with personalised Valentine's Day message
Your order has been cancelled
Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!
Look at the bright side Wabbit. Baron didn't cancel tiny box with a tumor in it.
You knew about this, didn't you?!
Of course! It was all part of my evil plan! I just got a PM from Mr. Baron Von Marlon that says:
- "Rabbit pissed me off so congratulations Voodoo, you're my Valentine now. Expect a 4K "Predator 2" disc and a box of chocolates in the mail"
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:52:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:39:43 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:31:42 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 06:30:25 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
QuoteCancel order?
Are you sure you want to cancel ordering the following items:
-Puppet version of entire Aliens cast
-Autographed Michael Biehn picture with personalised Valentine's Day message
Your order has been cancelled
Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!
Look at the bright side Wabbit. Baron didn't cancel tiny box with a tumor in it.
You knew about this, didn't you?!
Of course! It was all part of my evil plan! I just got a PM from Mr. Baron Von Marlon that says:
- "Rabbit pissed me off so congratulations Voodoo, you're my Valentine now. Expect a 4K "Predator 2" disc and a box of chocolates in the mail"
. . . Do you know what the message from Michael Biehn said?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:52:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:39:43 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:31:42 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 06:30:25 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
QuoteCancel order?
Are you sure you want to cancel ordering the following items:
-Puppet version of entire Aliens cast
-Autographed Michael Biehn picture with personalised Valentine's Day message
Your order has been cancelled
Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!
Look at the bright side Wabbit. Baron didn't cancel tiny box with a tumor in it.
You knew about this, didn't you?!
Of course! It was all part of my evil plan! I just got a PM from Mr. Baron Von Marlon that says:
- "Rabbit pissed me off so congratulations Voodoo, you're my Valentine now. Expect a 4K "Predator 2" disc and a box of chocolates in the mail"
. . . Do you know what the message from Michael Biehn said?
Yes! Michael Biehn said:
- "Rabbit pissed me off so congratulations Voodoo, you're my Valentine now. Expect a 4K "The Terminator" disc and a box of chocolates in the mail"
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:58:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:52:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:39:43 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:31:42 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 06:30:25 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 01:52:55 PM
Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.
QuoteCancel order?
Are you sure you want to cancel ordering the following items:
-Puppet version of entire Aliens cast
-Autographed Michael Biehn picture with personalised Valentine's Day message
Your order has been cancelled
Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!
Look at the bright side Wabbit. Baron didn't cancel tiny box with a tumor in it.
You knew about this, didn't you?!
Of course! It was all part of my evil plan! I just got a PM from Mr. Baron Von Marlon that says:
- "Rabbit pissed me off so congratulations Voodoo, you're my Valentine now. Expect a 4K "Predator 2" disc and a box of chocolates in the mail"
. . . Do you know what the message from Michael Biehn said?
Yes! Michael Biehn said:
- "Rabbit pissed me off so congratulations Voodoo, you're my Valentine now. Expect a 4K "The Terminator" disc and a box of chocolates in the mail"
He's gonna find a shit-ton of rabbit holes in his yard.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:31:42 PM
Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!
That's what you get for underestimating me.
I'd romance you so hard your pants falls off. And then I'd politely point it out as I turn my back to you, so you can make yourself look decent again. Because I'm a gentleman.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:38:39 PM
Look at the bright side Wabbit. Baron didn't cancel tiny box with a tumor in it.
Don't be stupid.
Why would I order a tumour when I can steal them from hospitals?
And why a tiny box? If I'd send someone a Valentine's Day tumour it would need at least a standard size box.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 06:52:18 PM
Of course! It was all part of my evil plan! I just got a PM from Mr. Baron Von Marlon that says:
- "Rabbit pissed me off so congratulations Voodoo, you're my Valentine now. Expect a 4K "Predator 2" disc and a box of chocolates in the mail"
Aren't you a dude? Or haven't I been paying enough attention?
Well . . . this stinks.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 07:02:05 PM
Aren't you a dude? Or haven't I been paying enough attention?
Great. Now because I'm a dude, my Valentine's Day gift is cancelled too Wabbit.
(https://www.askideas.com/media/08/I-Will-Poop-In-Your-Shoes-Funny-Bunny-Meme.jpg)
Try it...
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/9avhLMZ9nrh04/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c61d5f86756613655d52486)
That's what I thought.
(https://i.imgur.com/mYSRE07.gif)
~ Psst. She also hasn't seen The Terminator. ~
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 09:04:38 PM
Have not. Sorry.
More good stuff to look forward to.
Fun fact: one of the actors, O.J. Simpson, later murdered two people.
Earlier on he was also considered to play The Terminator. But they couldn't see him playing a killer.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 09:07:28 PM
~ Psst. She also hasn't seen The Terminator. ~
I know.
But The Naked Gun is something more family friendly so I thought maybe she did saw one of those.
And you didn't even see ONE Terence Hill and Bud Spencer movie ;)
Never even heard of it until now.
The movie or O.J.?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 01:35:36 PM
Huggs is like a Terminator, wabbit.
https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Ill-Be-Back-Terminator.gif?ssl=1
Indeed. I can't stand Eddie furlong or jai courtney either. And who stole the autographed biehn photo from behind the bar?
Sent from a Damn tablet.
Juggs is back!! ;D
It's from the people who made Airplane.
The main actor, Leslie Nielsen, had this serious appearance which made the absurd humour really work.
There's also Top Secret, Hot Shots 1 and 2, High School High, Baseketball. Later on they worked on some of the Scary Movies.
Quote from: Unknown Unregistered Guest on Feb 11, 2019, 11:55:46 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2019, 01:35:36 PM
Huggs is like a Terminator, wabbit.
https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Ill-Be-Back-Terminator.gif?ssl=1
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Stranger danger!
That's Huggs, ding-dong.
I'll bet he puts more effort in a good Valentine's Day.
OOOooooo BURN!!!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 07:02:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 11, 2019, 06:31:42 PM
Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!
That's what you get for underestimating me.
I'd romance you so hard your pants falls off.
Not if I romance you all at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE
Romancing me is very hard.
It takes specifics, details, how well does one know the rabbit who sails.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 10:37:49 PM
And you didn't even see ONE Terence Hill and Bud Spencer movie ;)
Curses! How long until I get the time to remove this dark cloud above me and watch one of these cinematic masterpieces! HOW LONG??!!!
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/HihTAdVMgLiTu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c62120a364478394955190a)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:23:33 AM
Romancing me is very hard.
It takes specifics, details, how well does one know the rabbit who sails.
Huggs knows just what to do!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforgifs.com%2Fgallery%2Fd%2F280221-2%2FCreepy-bathroom-rabbit.gif&hash=abfae67beeb3b36d40e8740ebf589b36e6e6a497)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 12:25:09 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 10:37:49 PM
And you didn't even see ONE Terence Hill and Bud Spencer movie ;)
Curses! How long until I get the time to remove this dark cloud above me and watch one of these cinematic masterpieces! HOW LONG??!!!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/HihTAdVMgLiTu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c62120a364478394955190a
When my ovaries finally explode from seeing Michael Biehn's shirtless scene in Terminator in full.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:28:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 12:25:09 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 10:37:49 PM
And you didn't even see ONE Terence Hill and Bud Spencer movie ;)
Curses! How long until I get the time to remove this dark cloud above me and watch one of these cinematic masterpieces! HOW LONG??!!!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/HihTAdVMgLiTu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c62120a364478394955190a
When my ovaries finally explode from seeing Michael Biehn's shirtless scene in Terminator in full.
If you think you only see him shirtless, you have a surprise coming!
(https://i.gifer.com/5QsB.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:28:32 AM
When my ovaries finally explode from seeing Michael Biehn's shirtless scene in Terminator in full.
Such amazing compliments you give.
Which also reminds me, we need more shower caps.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 12:32:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:28:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 12:25:09 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 10:37:49 PM
And you didn't even see ONE Terence Hill and Bud Spencer movie ;)
Curses! How long until I get the time to remove this dark cloud above me and watch one of these cinematic masterpieces! HOW LONG??!!!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/HihTAdVMgLiTu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c62120a364478394955190a
When my ovaries finally explode from seeing Michael Biehn's shirtless scene in Terminator in full.
If you think you only see him shirtless, you have a surprise coming!
https://i.gifer.com/5QsB.gif
WHAT?(https://data.whicdn.com/images/127644574/original.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:37:17 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 12:32:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:28:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 12:25:09 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 10:37:49 PM
And you didn't even see ONE Terence Hill and Bud Spencer movie ;)
Curses! How long until I get the time to remove this dark cloud above me and watch one of these cinematic masterpieces! HOW LONG??!!!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/HihTAdVMgLiTu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c62120a364478394955190a
When my ovaries finally explode from seeing Michael Biehn's shirtless scene in Terminator in full.
If you think you only see him shirtless, you have a surprise coming!
https://i.gifer.com/5QsB.gif
WHAT?
https://data.whicdn.com/images/127644574/original.gif
Could that not have waited until valentine's day?
LOL!!! :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 12, 2019, 12:38:17 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:37:17 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 12:32:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:28:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 12:25:09 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 11, 2019, 10:37:49 PM
And you didn't even see ONE Terence Hill and Bud Spencer movie ;)
Curses! How long until I get the time to remove this dark cloud above me and watch one of these cinematic masterpieces! HOW LONG??!!!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/HihTAdVMgLiTu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c62120a364478394955190a
When my ovaries finally explode from seeing Michael Biehn's shirtless scene in Terminator in full.
If you think you only see him shirtless, you have a surprise coming!
https://i.gifer.com/5QsB.gif
WHAT?
https://data.whicdn.com/images/127644574/original.gif
Could that not have waited until valentine's day?
Nope!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:01:36 AM
That's Huggs, ding-dong.
I'll bet he puts more effort in a good Valentine's Day.
If you would've been nicer I would've not cancelled the order, you meanie!
I think I might switch teams and start courting Voodoo. Bet he knows how to treat a fella. Or at least be nice to him.
Here's a good Valentine's Day movie for the rabbit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGmbmMb7Z34
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 12, 2019, 12:52:44 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:01:36 AM
That's Huggs, ding-dong.
I'll bet he puts more effort in a good Valentine's Day.
If you would've been nicer I would've not cancelled the order, you meanie!
I think I might switch teams and start courting Voodoo. Bet he knows how to treat a fella. Or at least be nice to him.
With you, the pants just fall off. With voodoo, the pants just disappear. Now have some chocolate, and lie back. Necro wants to draw you, and he's not going to quit until he's captured your juicy inner self.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 12, 2019, 12:52:44 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:01:36 AM
That's Huggs, ding-dong.
I'll bet he puts more effort in a good Valentine's Day.
If you would've been nicer I would've not cancelled the order, you meanie!
I think I might switch teams and start courting Voodoo. Bet he knows how to treat a fella. Or at least be nice to him.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0F6g3ZWOSZpe/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c621963757937484d971c25)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 12, 2019, 01:08:58 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 12, 2019, 12:52:44 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:01:36 AM
That's Huggs, ding-dong.
I'll bet he puts more effort in a good Valentine's Day.
If you would've been nicer I would've not cancelled the order, you meanie!
I think I might switch teams and start courting Voodoo. Bet he knows how to treat a fella. Or at least be nice to him.
With you, the pants just fall off. With voodoo, the pants just disappear. Now have some chocolate, and lie back. Necro wants to draw you, and he's not going to quit until he's captured your juicy inner self.
Bye-bye, pants.
Hold onto your butts.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 01:15:07 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 12, 2019, 12:52:44 AM
I think I might switch teams and start courting Voodoo. Bet he knows how to treat a fella. Or at least be nice to him.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0F6g3ZWOSZpe/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c621963757937484d971c25
Don't worry. I have no interest in men who don't recognise the awesomeness that is Terence Hill and Bud Spencer.
Everyone else is safe too. No one here is worthy of my sweet lovin'
Back to gif'ing
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-07-2015/f5unfJ.gif)
Look Ripley, it thinks you're its mother.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/009/134/915.gif)
For a place that's always sunny, the moon sure seems to be out a lot.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 12, 2019, 02:21:38 AM
For a place that's always sunny, the moon sure seems to be out a lot.
*sobbing* And it's not coming from Hudson!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 12, 2019, 02:10:16 AM
Don't worry. I have no interest in men who don't recognise the awesomeness that is Terence Hill and Bud Spencer.
Everyone else is safe too. No one here is worthy of my sweet lovin'
If that was true, you wouldn't have "loaned" Huggs your umbrella.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/UpLTrrBpeg4F2/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c623eb73233326341e321aa)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 03:37:29 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 12, 2019, 02:10:16 AM
Don't worry. I have no interest in men who don't recognise the awesomeness that is Terence Hill and Bud Spencer.
Everyone else is safe too. No one here is worthy of my sweet lovin'
If that was true, you wouldn't have "loaned" Huggs your umbrella.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/UpLTrrBpeg4F2/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c623eb73233326341e321aa
Parked snuggly in nature's holster. I knew I smelled something.
Is it OK if I push Baron down the slide?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 03:37:29 AM
If that was true, you wouldn't have "loaned" Huggs your umbrella.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/UpLTrrBpeg4F2/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c623eb73233326341e321aa
I wast just helping out a friend.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:00:36 PM
Is it OK if I push Baron down the slide?
You keep that attitude up, missy and you're gonna wake up with a puppet head beneath the sheets.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 12, 2019, 03:14:16 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 12, 2019, 12:00:36 PM
Is it OK if I push Baron down the slide?
You keep that attitude up, missy and you're gonna wake up with a puppet head beneath the sheets.
You have to find them first.
I'll follow the smell... Puppets beware!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 12, 2019, 08:43:20 PM
I'll follow the smell... Puppets beware!
You'll have to get past me first.
It shouldn't be very hard Baron...
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/output_sutrfr.gif?w=640)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 09:06:47 PM
It shouldn't be very hard Baron...
https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/output_sutrfr.gif?w=640
You shouldn't be helping him. Don't let him get his hands on the shirtless Hudson and Hicks gifs! I'm not faltering for that!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 09:06:47 PM
It shouldn't be very hard Baron...
https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/output_sutrfr.gif?w=640
What if it's one of these?
(https://media.tenor.com/images/94cfce27a1d9e48f73c416e6d354b1fb/tenor.gif)
Rabbit, you saw Monty Python And The Holy Grail?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 12, 2019, 10:57:54 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 12, 2019, 09:06:47 PM
It shouldn't be very hard Baron...
https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/output_sutrfr.gif?w=640
What if it's one of these?
https://media.tenor.com/images/94cfce27a1d9e48f73c416e6d354b1fb/tenor.gif
Rabbit, you saw Monty Python And The Holy Grail?
I have.
You don't know how many killer bunnies I have in my room.
You don't know how many holy handgrenades I have.
Btw, you should add The Bunnyman movies to your watch list.
Btw 2, I might call you Bunny from now on.
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0owqyqBU21qadfe4o1_400.gif)
I've never gotten enjoyment out of chainsaws. Not like a smartgun.
Thought you were a bunny, not a pussy.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 13, 2019, 01:15:22 AM
Thought you were a bunny, not a pussy.
I like smartguns.
They are the least-pussy weapon a bunny could have.
To me that would be a dagger made of out the bones from your previous opponent.
I'd respect the hell out of bunny carrying that.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 13, 2019, 02:29:02 AM
To me that would be a dagger made of out the bones from your previous opponent.
I'd respect the hell out of bunny carrying that.
At that point it's no bunny. No sir. It's a kick-ass, don't fuk with me, mutha fukin rabbit!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 13, 2019, 04:57:24 AM
At that point it's no bunny. No sir. It's a kick-ass, don't fuk with me, mutha fukin rabbit!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/looneytunes/images/5/5e/Babs.jpeg)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 13, 2019, 04:57:24 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 13, 2019, 02:29:02 AM
To me that would be a dagger made of out the bones from your previous opponent.
I'd respect the hell out of bunny carrying that.
At that point it's no bunny. No sir. It's a kick-ass, don't fuk with me, mutha fukin rabbit!
How do you know I don't already have one? I do the knife trick on the Hudson puppet all the time with it.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5f/e3/33/5fe3333e9e2094b2f4de1cb9fe20dcbb.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 13, 2019, 05:25:59 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 13, 2019, 04:57:24 AM
At that point it's no bunny. No sir. It's a kick-ass, don't fuk with me, mutha fukin rabbit!
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/looneytunes/images/5/5e/Babs.jpeg
It looks extremely dangerous.
Should we feed it?
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/7p7z3vxucrNCw/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c64b85e776a583873bbf763)
What does it eat?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 12:41:24 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2019, 12:40:24 AM
What does it eat?
Chocolate.
And flying dog heads.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o85xsGXVuYh8lM3EQ/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c64b9486846447349577940)
No reaction from Rabbit on my Michael Biehn gif?! :o
Is it because of his moustache?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 14, 2019, 12:38:41 AM
Should we feed it?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/7p7z3vxucrNCw/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c64b85e776a583873bbf763
"You can always tell a Milford man."
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 12:47:37 AM
No reaction from Rabbit on my Michael Biehn gif?! :o
Is it because of his moustache?
*nods*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 12:56:58 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 12:47:37 AM
No reaction from Rabbit on my Michael Biehn gif?! :o
Is it because of his moustache?
*nods*
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/0b3f33bcdbc65b82bb9ef94f7641d53a/tumblr_inline_nbxhtscRY91seskow.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 01:06:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 12:56:58 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 12:47:37 AM
No reaction from Rabbit on my Michael Biehn gif?! :o
Is it because of his moustache?
*nods*
https://66.media.tumblr.com/0b3f33bcdbc65b82bb9ef94f7641d53a/tumblr_inline_nbxhtscRY91seskow.gif
Just doesn't look the same.
Grabs rabbit and does best ed Harris impersonation.
"You never walked away from a fight in your life! "
Slap
"Fight!!!!! Fight!!!!!"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2019, 01:11:53 AM
Grabs rabbit and does best ed Harris impersonation.
"You never walked away from a fight in your life! "
Slap
"Fight!!!!! Fight!!!!!"
Fight who? Baron?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:15:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2019, 01:11:53 AM
Grabs rabbit and does best ed Harris impersonation.
"You never walked away from a fight in your life! "
Slap
"Fight!!!!! Fight!!!!!"
Fight who? Baron?
It's a scene from the abyss. I was trying to play off barons gif.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:09:32 AM
Just doesn't look the same.
You do realise that I'm gonna draw moustaches on your puppets now?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2019, 01:11:53 AM
Grabs rabbit and does best ed Harris impersonation.
"You never walked away from a fight in your life! "
Slap
"Fight!!!!! Fight!!!!!"
"Get ahold of yourself!"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8eukirG.jpg&hash=b0d4e32e44bb7a48f7ce9be2db610beb824b7ab6)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2019, 01:17:13 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:15:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2019, 01:11:53 AM
Grabs rabbit and does best ed Harris impersonation.
"You never walked away from a fight in your life! "
Slap
"Fight!!!!! Fight!!!!!"
Fight who? Baron?
It's a scene from the abyss. I was trying to play off barons gif.
*sobbing* I haven't seen Abyss yet!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 01:17:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:09:32 AM
Just doesn't look the same.
You do realise that I'm gonna draw moustaches on your puppets now?
Keep your dirty paws off my puppets.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:21:53 AM
*sobbing* I haven't seen Abyss yet!
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/9G3wg7lH5DpxC/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c64c37c4d62757a6f9f4b5a)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 14, 2019, 01:28:19 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:21:53 AM
*sobbing* I haven't seen Abyss yet!
https://media0.giphy.com/media/9G3wg7lH5DpxC/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c64c37c4d62757a6f9f4b5a
I know. I'm a fail, right?
It involves the Navy though.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 14, 2019, 01:56:20 AM
It involves the Navy though.
Well, f**k, now I really should get my hands on it.
I'm still a fail, though.
I'll admit The Abyss is quality but I just don't like it that much.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:09:32 AM
Keep your dirty paws off my puppets.
See attachment
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 02:01:59 AM
I'll admit The Abyss is quality but I just don't like it that much.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:09:32 AM
Keep your dirty paws off my puppets.
See attachment
*twitches*
Huggs, he touched my puppets.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 02:04:17 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 02:01:59 AM
I'll admit The Abyss is quality but I just don't like it that much.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:09:32 AM
Keep your dirty paws off my puppets.
See attachment
*twitches*
Huggs, he touched my puppets.
Well, tomorrow is Valentine's day.
I'm not spending Valentine's Day with anyone. No one's sending me flowers or chocolate or cards.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2019, 02:19:53 AM
So I can take this Viking bra off then?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frs18.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fb105%2FJAD51287%2Fgifs%2Faustin-oilspray1jd.gif%3Fw%3D480%26amp%3Bh%3D480%26amp%3Bfit%3Dclip&hash=d244ffef78963d95d838e9946a1f9ecc2f61dc5a)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 02:25:15 AM
I'm not spending Valentine's Day with anyone. No one's sending me flowers or chocolate or cards.
From the best Damn team in the sol system.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/cd/0a/4dcd0ae54b621b2f3ac8fc58255a6673.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4We4A3aJ9Ls/UPu_bt27BcI/AAAAAAAAIIE/vJ_qg4VfXus/s1600/valentine-flowers-candy.jpg
https://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61ede4b0d911b44a63b1/1360858884031/1000w/happy_valentines_day__by_patrickbrown.jpg
I'll have the usual vodka for 1 instead of dinner for 2.
Eat shit, Cupid!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2019, 02:48:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 02:25:15 AM
I'm not spending Valentine's Day with anyone. No one's sending me flowers or chocolate or cards.
From the best Damn team in the sol system.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/cd/0a/4dcd0ae54b621b2f3ac8fc58255a6673.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4We4A3aJ9Ls/UPu_bt27BcI/AAAAAAAAIIE/vJ_qg4VfXus/s1600/valentine-flowers-candy.jpg
https://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61ede4b0d911b44a63b1/1360858884031/1000w/happy_valentines_day__by_patrickbrown.jpg
All accepted. Now I'm ready to start training to be the next Easter Bunny.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 03:23:15 AM
I'll have the usual vodka for 1 instead of dinner for 2.
Eat shit, Cupid!
You don't deserve that.
You touched my puppets.
At least you haven't found Hudson. Hell, I don't know where he is, either.
Aw, shit.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 03:23:15 AM
I'll have the usual vodka for 1 instead of dinner for 2.
Eat shit, Cupid!
I like your style.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 03:26:40 AMYou don't deserve that.
You touched my puppets.
At least you haven't found Hudson. Hell, I don't know where he is, either.
Aw, shit.
He's with the doctor and will soon rise like a moustachioed phoenix from bald upperlip ashes.
(https://i.gifer.com/E808.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 04:10:55 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 03:26:40 AMYou don't deserve that.
You touched my puppets.
At least you haven't found Hudson. Hell, I don't know where he is, either.
Aw, shit.
He's with the doctor and will soon rise like a moustachioed phoenix from bald upperlip ashes.
https://i.gifer.com/E808.gif
I'll pay the ransom. Give him back.
Nope. He's gone. Let him go.
The last time he did this, he fed it to his cat.
It always starts with licking. At first...
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/9xSoofdGUM0uY/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6567b772655373320ac6a1)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 14, 2019, 01:12:24 PM
Nope. He's gone. Let him go.
The last time he did this, he fed it to his cat.
It always starts with licking. At first...
https://media0.giphy.com/media/9xSoofdGUM0uY/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6567b772655373320ac6a1
But . . .
I can't let anything go.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:16:34 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 14, 2019, 01:12:24 PM
Nope. He's gone. Let him go.
The last time he did this, he fed it to his cat.
It always starts with licking. At first...
https://media0.giphy.com/media/9xSoofdGUM0uY/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6567b772655373320ac6a1
But . . .
I can't let anything go.
I know what might help ease the pain.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/57WbOxRcAoWkBQgD8y/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c656fe6735a7736778801ef)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 14, 2019, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:16:34 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 14, 2019, 01:12:24 PM
Nope. He's gone. Let him go.
The last time he did this, he fed it to his cat.
It always starts with licking. At first...
https://media0.giphy.com/media/9xSoofdGUM0uY/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6567b772655373320ac6a1
But . . .
I can't let anything go.
I know what might help ease the pain.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/57WbOxRcAoWkBQgD8y/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c656fe6735a7736778801ef
OK.
Spoiler
Corrupt all of Baron's Sunny gifs.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:52:52 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 14, 2019, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 01:16:34 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 14, 2019, 01:12:24 PM
Nope. He's gone. Let him go.
The last time he did this, he fed it to his cat.
It always starts with licking. At first...
https://media0.giphy.com/media/9xSoofdGUM0uY/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6567b772655373320ac6a1
But . . .
I can't let anything go.
I know what might help ease the pain.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/57WbOxRcAoWkBQgD8y/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c656fe6735a7736778801ef
OK.
Spoiler
Corrupt all of Baron's Sunny gifs.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 04:35:36 PM
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Give me my puppets, unharmed and without facial hair, and I won't touch your gifs.
The standoff has begun...
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Your move, Baron.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 14, 2019, 05:43:41 PM
:laugh:
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Exactly.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 06:29:53 PM
Your move, Baron.
Quit being a meanie and maybe I release a hostage.
Do to my gifs what you want. There's too many of them, you'll never get them all. And while you're trying to get them, more upperlips will turn into thick forests of moustache hair.
Fine.
Now give Hicks back.
Doesn't work like that.
If I'd give them back now, you'd go right back to being a meanie.
So you'll have to wait. Be nice for a while and Hicks will return in good health. I'll even include the special moustache comb I got him.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 08:29:21 PM
Doesn't work like that.
If I'd give them back now, you'd go right back to being a meanie.
So you'll have to wait. Be nice for a while and Hicks will return in good health. I'll even include the special moustache comb I got him.
Give him back without the 'stache, and I'll be nice.
Patience, young Rabbit. Patience.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 08:58:09 PM
Patience, young Rabbit. Patience.
Are you at least giving them food and water?
They're fine. Just be nice and soon everything will be back to normal.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 10:24:09 PM
They're fine. Just be nice and soon everything will be back to normal.
I want proof.
Quit nagging, woman!
Or else I'll start removing body parts.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 10:40:30 PM
Quit nagging, woman!
Or else I'll start removing body parts.
I just want one picture. Then I'll stop. I'm sure they miss me.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 14, 2019, 10:41:47 PM
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You're not helping.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 10:49:53 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 10:40:30 PM
Quit nagging, woman!
Or else I'll start removing body parts.
I just want one picture.
https://brokentoydotblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/2d3aa2f3d12e432f52222058ed2834ba.jpg?w=564&h=312&crop=1
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2019, 11:04:44 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 10:49:53 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 10:40:30 PM
Quit nagging, woman!
Or else I'll start removing body parts.
I just want one picture.
https://brokentoydotblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/2d3aa2f3d12e432f52222058ed2834ba.jpg?w=564&h=312&crop=1
Of all people, I expected you to be my hostage negotiator.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 11:06:32 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2019, 11:04:44 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 10:49:53 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 14, 2019, 10:40:30 PM
Quit nagging, woman!
Or else I'll start removing body parts.
I just want one picture.
https://brokentoydotblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/2d3aa2f3d12e432f52222058ed2834ba.jpg?w=564&h=312&crop=1
Of all people, I expected you to be my hostage negotiator.
I put myself in danger to get that photo.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 10:49:53 PM
I just want one picture. Then I'll stop. I'm sure they miss me.
*sigh*
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 15, 2019, 01:39:42 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 14, 2019, 10:49:53 PM
I just want one picture. Then I'll stop. I'm sure they miss me.
*takes deep breath, resisting the urge to cry* I'll be nice! I'll be nice!
He's miserable!
Baron is the Liam Neeson of alternative kidnapping. Don't mess with him. He's been procuring exotic specimens for us for years.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1344/2309/1600/Rabbit-Seasoning.jpg
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 01:54:28 AM
Baron is the Liam Neeson of action figure kidnapping. Don't mess with him. He's been procuring specimens for us for years.
You and Voodoo have to keep me sane until my figures get released.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 02:02:33 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 01:54:28 AM
Baron is the Liam Neeson of action figure kidnapping. Don't mess with him. He's been procuring specimens for us for years.
You and Voodoo have to keep me sane until my figures get released.
http://cdn.winknews.com/wp-content/uploads/20150826055913/HOSTAGE-SITUATION.jpg
No, that's not right.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S83FMu9Xi5A/U0bhaTLnxfI/AAAAAAACpLc/LCNa4VznGqc/s1600/princesas-Disney-003.jpg
Dammit.
https://img.etsystatic.com/il/4db7f0/1452191121/il_340x270.1452191121_5nr8.jpg?version=0
There we go.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 01:50:58 AM
*takes deep breath, resisting the urge to cry* I'll be nice! I'll be nice!
He's miserable!
After he looked in the mirror he became filled with regret of all those moustacheless years.
Then I pointed out how awesome his bushy upperlip future will be and his tears became tears of joy.
Now that you have your proof, we're done talking.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 01:54:28 AM
Baron is the Liam Neeson of alternative kidnapping. Don't mess with him. He's been procuring exotic specimens for us for years.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1344/2309/1600/Rabbit-Seasoning.jpg
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You're forgetting to imagelink your images btw.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 02:09:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 02:02:33 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 01:54:28 AM
Baron is the Liam Neeson of action figure kidnapping. Don't mess with him. He's been procuring specimens for us for years.
You and Voodoo have to keep me sane until my figures get released.
https://img.etsystatic.com/il/4db7f0/1452191121/il_340x270.1452191121_5nr8.jpg?version=0
There we go.
Such pride and joy.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 15, 2019, 02:16:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 01:50:58 AM
*takes deep breath, resisting the urge to cry* I'll be nice! I'll be nice!
He's miserable!
After he looked in the mirror he became filled with regret of all those moustacheless years.
Then I pointed out how awesome his bushy upperlip future will be and his tears became tears of joy.
Now that you have your proof, we're done talking.
I doubt that!
This thread!
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 15, 2019, 02:16:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 01:50:58 AM
*takes deep breath, resisting the urge to cry* I'll be nice! I'll be nice!
He's miserable!
After he looked in the mirror he became filled with regret of all those moustacheless years.
Then I pointed out how awesome his bushy upperlip future will be and his tears became tears of joy.
Now that you have your proof, we're done talking.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 01:54:28 AM
Baron is the Liam Neeson of alternative kidnapping. Don't mess with him. He's been procuring exotic specimens for us for years.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1344/2309/1600/Rabbit-Seasoning.jpg
http://tvquotes.co/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/American-Dad-2-Dollars-And-A-Casio-Wrist-Watch-Taken-Parody.jpg
You're forgetting to imagelink your images btw.
I'm borrowing some Damn tablet, and it's giving me fits.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 02:21:21 AM
This thread!
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You're not very helpful, Voodoo.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 02:21:21 AM
This thread!
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The effect is intended. ;D
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Just another glorious chapter in the annals of the recess thread.
By the way, Happy Valentine's Day.
EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!
Nope, I'm going to bed.
Cry about what Baron's done to Hicks. God only knows what he's done to Hudson.
Something horrible, I believe. Something worse than that Easy Bake oven giving him a swirlie at the toy academy.
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. . .
What?
Good morning all! Come out of your padded rooms. We'll take those straight jackets off. Time to wakey, wakey!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 12:46:11 PM
Good morning all! Come out of your padded rooms. We'll take those straight jackets off. Time to wakey, wakey!
Very funny, Voodoo.
Time to attempt to get my little friends back.
I'll bet Baron's giving them a shitty breakfast . . .
Whole wheat bread.
Some one needs to be the sane one!
~ Pssst. Whole Wheat Bread is actually very healthy for your puppets. It will help them maintain regular bowel movements. ~
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 01:39:54 PM
Some one needs to be the sane one!
~ Pssst. Whole Wheat Bread is actually very healthy for your puppets. It will help them maintain regular bowel movements. ~
They crap fine! They don't need that bland, constipating bread!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 01:41:35 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 01:39:54 PM
Some one needs to be the sane one!
~ Pssst. Whole Wheat Bread is actually very healthy for your puppets. It will help them maintain regular bowel movements. ~
They crap fine! They don't need that bland, constipating bread!
They more than crap fine now.
They crap
brilliantly.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 01:44:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 01:41:35 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 01:39:54 PM
Some one needs to be the sane one!
~ Pssst. Whole Wheat Bread is actually very healthy for your puppets. It will help them maintain regular bowel movements. ~
They crap fine! They don't need that bland, constipating bread!
They more than crap fine now.
They crap brilliantly.
I'm not keeping track.
Are you? That's gross.
No, I'm just a big fan of whole wheat bread. I have a wwb poster on the wall and go to all their concerts.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 02:02:07 PM
No, I'm just a big fan of whole wheat bread. I have a wwb poster on the wall and go to all their concerts.
Well, I only get the good bread. White bread, potato bread, sourdough bread, pumpernickel. I make a mean pumpernickel tuna melt.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 02:06:46 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 02:02:07 PM
No, I'm just a big fan of whole wheat bread. I have a wwb poster on the wall and go to all their concerts.
Well, I only get the good bread.
So, so hurtful...
QuoteWhite bread, potato bread, sourdough bread, pumpernickel. I make a mean pumpernickel tuna melt.
Tuna Melt on Pumpernickel??
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 02:14:08 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 02:06:46 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 02:02:07 PM
No, I'm just a big fan of whole wheat bread. I have a wwb poster on the wall and go to all their concerts.
Well, I only get the good bread.
So, so hurtful...
QuoteWhite bread, potato bread, sourdough bread, pumpernickel. I make a mean pumpernickel tuna melt.
Tuna Melt on Pumpernickel??
http://i.imgur.com/3cYX49v.gif
Yes. It's awesome. All the puppets love it.
I don't think Baron buys pumpernickel. He only eats Dumb Bread I think.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 02:22:57 PM
I don't think Baron buys pumpernickel. He only eats Dumb Bread I think.
Exactly.
I'm gonna get some skinny puppets when he's done with them.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 15, 2019, 02:02:07 PM
No, I'm just a big fan of whole wheat bread. I have a wwb poster on the wall and go to all their concerts.
Honey wheat for something sweet, whole wheat for the rest.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 15, 2019, 06:41:03 PM
https://i.gifer.com/Vnk.gif
Are you giving that to my figures?
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 15, 2019, 06:59:47 PM
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This guy is doing things to my figures. Voodoo, Huggs, help.
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Say what? I was busy giving belly rubs.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 07:41:11 PM
Say what? I was busy giving belly rubs.
Rescue. My. Puppets.
Alright Baron. Give Wabbit her puppets back now... or we start discussing how bad "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" sucks.
(https://i.imgur.com/gNbsTIo.gif)
"Just because you can put something on TV doesn't mean you should"
David Bianculli on 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'
New York Daily News
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 15, 2019, 08:06:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gNbsTIo.gif
That's enough of that. I will not tolerate gunplay in the bar. Now let go of SM, and hand over the puppets already.
Rabbit's getting upset, bless her heart.
Good God, I just realized this thread is barely over a month old.
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Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 08:38:20 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 15, 2019, 08:06:47 PM
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That's enough of that. I will not tolerate gunplay in the bar. Now let go of SM, and hand over the puppets already.
Rabbit's getting upset, bless her heart.
Good God, I just realized this thread is barely over a month old.
One month of recess. c:
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 16, 2019, 12:15:41 AM
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Yes, that's all well and good, but what about the puppets?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 01:31:23 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 16, 2019, 12:15:41 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZVdOHYMVA1F5e/200.gif
Yes, that's all well and good, but what about the puppets?
Don't bother. The puppets aren't coming back.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 01:40:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 01:31:23 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 16, 2019, 12:15:41 AM
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Yes, that's all well and good, but what about the puppets?
Don't bother. The puppets aren't coming back.
You could always file for joint custody.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 01:44:05 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 01:40:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 01:31:23 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 16, 2019, 12:15:41 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZVdOHYMVA1F5e/200.gif
Yes, that's all well and good, but what about the puppets?
Don't bother. The puppets aren't coming back.
You could always file for joint custody.
Why?
To coax him out of hiding.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 01:54:59 AM
To coax him out of hiding.
I already know he's hurting my puppets. They haven't been allowed to shave in two days.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 01:58:25 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 01:54:59 AM
To coax him out of hiding.
I already know he's hurting my puppets. They haven't been allowed to shave in two days.
They'll come back, just more hairy and less innocent.
"The writing is not witty enough to carry the material, which is not even very original"
Alessandra Stanley on 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'
The New York Times
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 01:31:23 AM
Yes, that's all well and good, but what about the puppets?
It's quite simple.
The more you all talk about them, the longer you'll have to wait for their release.
(https://i.imgur.com/OHvcdKa.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 16, 2019, 02:18:16 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 01:31:23 AM
Yes, that's all well and good, but what about the puppets?
It's quite simple.
The more you all talk about them, the longer you'll have to wait for their release.
https://i.imgur.com/OHvcdKa.gif
What am I supposed to do until then?
-Talk about something else.
-Watch The Thing From Another Planet
-Read At The Mountains Of Madness or any other Lovecraft story http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/mm.aspx
-Watch stand-up comedy on Youtube, just search for "stand up comedy full"
-...
Fine.
Voodoo, what kind of cake goes best with the reveal of a new action figure?
For you? Carrot cake!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 16, 2019, 08:00:09 PM
For you? Carrot cake!
What cake would go best for a Drake reveal?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 08:02:28 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 16, 2019, 08:00:09 PM
For you? Carrot cake!
What cake would go best for a Drake reveal?
Some "you're just too bad" cake, iced with some "right on Vaz".
"Vanilla on vanilla"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 08:11:03 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 08:02:28 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 16, 2019, 08:00:09 PM
For you? Carrot cake!
What cake would go best for a Drake reveal?
Some "you're just too bad" cake, iced with some "right on Vaz".
"Vanilla on vanilla"
And should it be rich or fluffy?
Rich. There's nothing fluffy about Mark Rolston.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 08:17:22 PM
Rich. There's nothing fluffy about Mark Rolston.
And with that, my day was made.
Not even gonna argue.
In all seriousness, though, I have no idea how to make my cakes richer.
C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 08:17:22 PM
Rich. There's nothing fluffy about Mark Rolston.
And with that, my day was made.
Not even gonna argue.
In all seriousness, though, I have no idea how to make my cakes richer.
C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D!
Stand over them with a fistful of singles and make it rain.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 08:38:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 08:17:22 PM
Rich. There's nothing fluffy about Mark Rolston.
And with that, my day was made.
Not even gonna argue.
In all seriousness, though, I have no idea how to make my cakes richer.
C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D!
Stand over them with a fistful of singles and make it rain.
This isn't the Worst Advice thread.
That wasn't the worst advice.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 08:20:23 PM
In all seriousness, though, I have no idea how to make my cakes richer.
Easy. Bake it with Huggsy inside.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 16, 2019, 08:55:33 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 08:20:23 PM
In all seriousness, though, I have no idea how to make my cakes richer.
Easy. Bake it with Huggsy inside.
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/jump-out-of-a-cake-gif-7.gif)
That would be the worst advice.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 16, 2019, 08:55:33 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 08:20:23 PM
In all seriousness, though, I have no idea how to make my cakes richer.
Easy. Bake it with Huggsy inside.
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/jump-out-of-a-cake-gif-7.gif)
Why did I think you guys would have good ideas?
I should ask Xenomrph. He has Rolston's number, for some reason. Maybe he knows the secret of making a nothing-fluffy cake.
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The Russian bear hunts by night.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 09:17:54 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 08:38:20 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 15, 2019, 08:06:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gNbsTIo.gif
That's enough of that. I will not tolerate gunplay in the bar. Now let go of SM, and hand over the puppets already.
Rabbit's getting upset, bless her heart.
Good God, I just realized this thread is barely over a month old.
One month of recess. c:
Life in the spam folder. :laugh:
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Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 09:54:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 09:17:54 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 08:38:20 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 15, 2019, 08:06:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gNbsTIo.gif
That's enough of that. I will not tolerate gunplay in the bar. Now let go of SM, and hand over the puppets already.
Rabbit's getting upset, bless her heart.
Good God, I just realized this thread is barely over a month old.
One month of recess. c:
Life in the spam folder. :laugh:
Never showed up in my spam folder.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 16, 2019, 11:36:34 PM
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Mi scusi, mi scusi.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2019, 11:41:08 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2019, 09:54:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2019, 09:17:54 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2019, 08:38:20 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 15, 2019, 08:06:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gNbsTIo.gif
That's enough of that. I will not tolerate gunplay in the bar. Now let go of SM, and hand over the puppets already.
Rabbit's getting upset, bless her heart.
Good God, I just realized this thread is barely over a month old.
One month of recess. c:
Life in the spam folder. :laugh:
Never showed up in my spam folder.
I mean we are the spam, and this is the folder.
God, that sounded dirty.
Not as dirty as your description of Drake in the Dating thread.
"Holding up the rear. Laying down the law."
At that point, you got your Rolston characters mixed up, and were talking about Bogs Diamond instead.
That was just a slip of the tongue.
A nice one, but an accident nonetheless.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:03:42 AM
That was just a slip of the tongue.
A nice one, but an accident nonetheless.
Look, everyone else's favorite Marine in that thread is Hicks. It was a hilarious moment for the handful of people who are on Team Drake.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 12:07:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:03:42 AM
That was just a slip of the tongue.
A nice one, but an accident nonetheless.
Look, everyone else's favorite Marine in that thread is Hicks. It was a hilarious moment for the handful of people who are on Team Drake.
And we stand proud.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:11:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 12:07:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:03:42 AM
That was just a slip of the tongue.
A nice one, but an accident nonetheless.
Look, everyone else's favorite Marine in that thread is Hicks. It was a hilarious moment for the handful of people who are on Team Drake.
And we stand proud.
And it's not a joke.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 12:12:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:11:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 12:07:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:03:42 AM
That was just a slip of the tongue.
A nice one, but an accident nonetheless.
Look, everyone else's favorite Marine in that thread is Hicks. It was a hilarious moment for the handful of people who are on Team Drake.
And we stand proud.
And it's not a joke.
No, it ain't.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:15:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 12:12:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:11:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 12:07:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:03:42 AM
That was just a slip of the tongue.
A nice one, but an accident nonetheless.
Look, everyone else's favorite Marine in that thread is Hicks. It was a hilarious moment for the handful of people who are on Team Drake.
And we stand proud.
And it's not a joke.
No, it ain't.
We need to make T-shirts, and include a slice of the world's richest cake with every purchase.
Could baron sing at the grand opening?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:29:44 AM
Could baron sing at the grand opening?
No.
Not until I get my puppets back.
Damn, nobody whistles the combat landing like him.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:32:57 AM
Damn, nobody whistles the combat landing like him.
No puppets, no Baron.
We'll use Voodoo.
I'm eating girl scout cookies. Just thought I'd share that.
Savannah Smiles. Ice cold too.
Mmm.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:38:30 AM
I'm eating girl scout cookies. Just thought I'd share that.
Savannah Smiles. Ice cold too.
Mmm.
I've had Samoas and Thin Mints mooched off other people, but I've never actually bought Girl Scout cookies.
Hell, I was never a Girl Scout.
I wouldn't be a good Girl Scout, or a good counselor.
"OK, ladies, here's how to get your badge in Biehn-ology . . ."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 12:35:15 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:32:57 AM
Damn, nobody whistles the combat landing like him.
No puppets, no Baron.
We'll use Voodoo.
I'll hold up the rear. You lay down the law.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:59:41 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 17, 2019, 12:52:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 12:35:15 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:32:57 AM
Damn, nobody whistles the combat landing like him.
No puppets, no Baron.
We'll use Voodoo.
I'll hold up the rear. You lay down the law.
It's a deal, you bad thing.
OK, I don't think we should have any festivities when our T-shirt shop opens.
And I definitely don't want Voodoo touching the uber-rich, not-fluffy cake.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 01:02:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:59:41 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 17, 2019, 12:52:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 12:35:15 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:32:57 AM
Damn, nobody whistles the combat landing like him.
No puppets, no Baron.
We'll use Voodoo.
I'll hold up the rear. You lay down the law.
It's a deal, you bad thing.
OK, I don't think we should have any festivities when our T-shirt shop opens.
And I definitely don't want Voodoo touching the uber-rich, not-fluffy cake.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Firuntheinternet.com%2Flulzdump%2Fimages%2Fgifs%2Fguy-stops-eating-birthday-cake-1368131324T.gif&hash=79e57cc7465579a24b227e2231cbd390037e90d1)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 17, 2019, 01:06:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 01:02:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:59:41 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 17, 2019, 12:52:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 12:35:15 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 12:32:57 AM
Damn, nobody whistles the combat landing like him.
No puppets, no Baron.
We'll use Voodoo.
I'll hold up the rear. You lay down the law.
It's a deal, you bad thing.
OK, I don't think we should have any festivities when our T-shirt shop opens.
And I definitely don't want Voodoo touching the uber-rich, not-fluffy cake.
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/guy-stops-eating-birthday-cake-1368131324T.gif
I meant, I don't want you serving it. You can definitely buy a piece.
But you have to buy a #TeamDrake shirt first.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6wNQDKyk2Ro3nhJu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c68b6fe4c444b7132b3d8e6)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 17, 2019, 01:21:49 AM
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6wNQDKyk2Ro3nhJu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c68b6fe4c444b7132b3d8e6
No shirt, no cake.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 01:36:21 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 17, 2019, 01:21:49 AM
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6wNQDKyk2Ro3nhJu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c68b6fe4c444b7132b3d8e6
No shirt, no cake.
Hold on now, we'll give free hugs to every bare breasted customer.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 02:14:46 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 01:36:21 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 17, 2019, 01:21:49 AM
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6wNQDKyk2Ro3nhJu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c68b6fe4c444b7132b3d8e6
No shirt, no cake.
Hold on now, we'll give free hugs to every bare breasted customer.
Drake is not a hugger.
Well, maybe a selective hugger.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/b0dbda45b80c53cd168f02a5f926ca89/tumblr_nqnzu8Mqrf1tp719lo1_540.gif)
Baron is not helping his case.
Perhaps we could combine the two and just give erotic hugs?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 03:29:01 AM
Perhaps we could combine the two and just give erotic hugs?
Haha, no.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 03:32:00 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 03:29:01 AM
Perhaps we could combine the two and just give erotic hugs?
Haha, no.
Ok. I don't even know what those would be anyway.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv00dtCF6x1qkfq8lo1_500.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 03:55:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 03:32:00 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 03:29:01 AM
Perhaps we could combine the two and just give erotic hugs?
Haha, no.
Ok. I don't even know what those would be anyway.
Good.
How are we adding this bakery onto the club?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 03:55:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 03:32:00 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 03:29:01 AM
Perhaps we could combine the two and just give erotic hugs?
Haha, no.
Ok. I don't even know what those would be anyway.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/o9JyGjnOqpeVy/giphy.gif)
We can convert the old boiler room.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 17, 2019, 03:58:23 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/o9JyGjnOqpeVy/giphy.gif
If nothing goes into the mouth, I doubt it qualifies.
Done.
Keep your erotics in the club, and not in my bakery.
Wait . . . did I leave my plastic gallery too long?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 04:05:25 AM
Done.
Keep your erotics in the club, and not in my bakery.
Wait . . . did I leave my plastic gallery too long?
I don't know. Where's baron?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 04:08:17 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 17, 2019, 04:05:25 AM
Done.
Keep your erotics in the club, and not in my bakery.
Wait . . . did I leave my plastic gallery too long?
I don't know. Where's baron?
Denying razors to my puppets. Making them watch comedies.
If he stole every Hudson from that gallery, I might go ballistic.
Voodoo, initiate lockdown. We've got a potential level 3 meltdown. Code word "fuzzy nuts".
Oh, for Pete's sake. Who wrote this year's codes?
It was Verm, wasn't it?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 04:16:06 AM
Voodoo, initiate lockdown. We've got a potential level 3 meltdown. Code word "fuzzy nuts".
Oh, for Pete's sake. Who wrote this year's codes?
It was Verm, wasn't it?
No, that was me. Verm's codes would've been dirtier.
Level 3, huh. That depends on how many plastic charges I find missing.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 04:16:06 AM
Voodoo, initiate lockdown.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/e3b21a79a096b710da7e1cd9ebb1ad2d/tumblr_oqw8eixGFO1qmob6ro1_400.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 17, 2019, 04:21:55 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 04:16:06 AM
Voodoo, initiate lockdown.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e3b21a79a096b710da7e1cd9ebb1ad2d/tumblr_oqw8eixGFO1qmob6ro1_400.gif
Well make it fast.
Esteban was eaten!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 17, 2019, 04:35:23 AM
You just couldn't keep your mouth shut...
I'll be in the bunker.
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5e0cd7be1e932fb95d3d899c052831b/tumblr_o89di6CzOl1qmob6ro1_400.gif)
That's it! I'm getting in the powerloader and raiding your living space!
I'm coming, babies!
Huggs, stay underground for a few days. This is gonna get messy. The killer rabbits just got unleashed.
No more Miss Nice Bunny!
If she's anything like a certain legendary gopher, you're in trouble Baron.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/44/d9/9544d916b982cca767212949807e20e0.gif)
These bunnies sure ain't fluffy, either!
Hold on, hold on. I better maneuver this thing around the playground. We're not destroying the playground.
There we go.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/272407134949c903603175873a047eef/tenor.gif)
This calls for some "Combat Shatner" gifs.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 05:05:01 PM
This calls for some "Combat Shatner" gifs.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/5swkB0JStoedi/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6994726e577941552ebdbe)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 17, 2019, 05:06:28 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 17, 2019, 05:05:01 PM
This calls for some "Combat Shatner" gifs.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/5swkB0JStoedi/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6994726e577941552ebdbe
A hit like that could earn him a spot in the manly thread. Such a barbarian.
Baron is hiding from this fight.
Huggs, I want you to start negotiations.
Baaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrroooooooooooonnnnn!!!!!
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/4FheP99tYTXVu/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6a215d625374756fb0d6d4)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 18, 2019, 03:09:56 AM
Baron is hiding from this fight.
Huggs, I want you to start negotiations.
Ok.
(Pops head up)
"Baron, get your @$$ out here and give rabbit her puppets back!"
"Please and thank you".
(Ducks back underground)
Anyone want to watch Star Trek?
https://picarto.tv/Plague
I'm in the chat, same avi.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBvr2AYBBiA-Qaeo4jViamAbRo0h7PO0p
@Huggs
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 18, 2019, 03:15:03 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 18, 2019, 03:09:56 AM
Baron is hiding from this fight.
Huggs, I want you to start negotiations.
Ok.
(Pops head up)
"Baron, get your @$$ out here and give rabbit her puppets back!"
"Please and thank you".
(Ducks back underground)
No response. He must be nervous.
Strange. Baron's been on, yet he's been silent.
Hopper Vermillion. The same thing happened to Jim Hopper Vermillion.
(https://y.yarn.co/f502e0fd-ee20-4557-9e43-cf91858546f4_screenshot.jpg)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 18, 2019, 12:48:48 PM
Strange. Baron's been on, yet he's been silent.
Hopper Vermillion. The same thing happened to Jim Hopper Vermillion.
(https://y.yarn.co/f502e0fd-ee20-4557-9e43-cf91858546f4_screenshot.jpg)
It's my fault. :(
I scare people.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 18, 2019, 12:54:40 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 18, 2019, 12:48:48 PM
Strange. Baron's been on, yet he's been silent.
Hopper Vermillion. The same thing happened to Jim Hopper Vermillion.
(https://y.yarn.co/f502e0fd-ee20-4557-9e43-cf91858546f4_screenshot.jpg)
It's my fault. :(
I scare people.
Only when you're angry.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sezone/images/d/da/Angry_bunny.png/revision/latest?cb=20160312173413)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 18, 2019, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 18, 2019, 12:54:40 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 18, 2019, 12:48:48 PM
Strange. Baron's been on, yet he's been silent.
Hopper Vermillion. The same thing happened to Jim Hopper Vermillion.
(https://y.yarn.co/f502e0fd-ee20-4557-9e43-cf91858546f4_screenshot.jpg)
It's my fault. :(
I scare people.
Only when you're angry.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sezone/images/d/da/Angry_bunny.png/revision/latest?cb=20160312173413
I wasn't even angry with Verm.
No someone kidnapped Verm, and logs in as him, once in a while to avoid suspicion.
There is a Vermnapper among us.
(https://i.imgur.com/7T0upV3.gif)
He's got something in his hands!
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/2y7uAIMUUPknS/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6af5db775a622f2ee210ee)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 18, 2019, 06:06:08 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 18, 2019, 06:02:18 PM
He's got something in his hands!
Hicks, no!
As long as he's being used to combat the undead, we should not interfere.
(https://i.imgur.com/zaEp9O4.jpg)
I want my puppets back.
This has gone on far too long. You have not given me any reason to be nice.
Shall I buy you all new puppets Wabbit and make this all go away?
Maybe it's just like fight club?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 18, 2019, 11:00:42 PM
Shall I buy you all new puppets Wabbit and make this all go away?
What would happen if the originals got released, and saw they got replaced? I can't do that to them.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 18, 2019, 10:50:08 PM
I want my puppets back.
This has gone on far too long. You have not given me any reason to be nice.
No, you broke the rules and must face the consequences.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RightYellowGull-size_restricted.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 19, 2019, 01:00:38 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 18, 2019, 10:50:08 PM
I want my puppets back.
This has gone on far too long. You have not given me any reason to be nice.
No, you broke the rules and must face the consequences.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RightYellowGull-size_restricted.gif
I think we're at an empass.
Shall I release the attack crabs?
What about the homing lobsters?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2019, 01:33:51 AM
What about the homing lobsters?
Why did you train crustaceans? I gave you carriers of rabbits and ferrets.
I felt it was my calling.
We've got sharks with frickin laserbeams on their heads.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2019, 01:48:42 AM
We've got sharks with frickin laserbeams on their heads.
We don't need that much to rescue a couple of puppets.
Better to have them and not need them.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2019, 01:53:38 AM
Better to have them and not need them.
Fine.
The puppets will be released soon.
They will if my anchovy commandos have anything to say about it.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2019, 02:11:17 AM
They will if my anchovy commandos have anything to say about it.
Let's give Baron one last chance to hand them over.
Okay. But I don't know how long I can keep the Mollusca at bay.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2019, 02:32:47 AM
Okay. But I don't know how long I can keep the Mollusca at bay.
Give it a few hours.
The starfish are getting antsy.
https://picarto.tv/Plague?utm_source=onlinenotification&utm_medium=email
Star Trek anyone? No? Ok.
Does anyone really want to take the risk to enter my lair?
It makes the Saw movies look like Pixar flicks.
In the mean time, I'll tell your "friends" you're willing to risk their personal safety for your own needs.
It might be the final straw as one's already showing signs of Stockholm syndrome.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 19, 2019, 03:37:38 AM
Does anyone really want to take the risk to enter my lair?
It makes the Saw movies look like Pixar flicks.
In the mean time, I'll tell your "friends" you're willing to risk their personal safety for your own needs.
It might be the final straw as one's already showing signs of Stockholm syndrome.
My needs? What needs?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 19, 2019, 03:37:38 AM
Does anyone really want to take the risk to enter my lair?
It makes the Saw movies look like Pixar flicks.
According to the surveillance photos, you've got a teddy bear pendulum. Does I tickle and squeak when it hits you, or is that the victim?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2019, 03:46:57 AM
According to the surveillance photos, you've got a teddy bear pendulum. Does I tickle and squeak when it hits you, or is that the victim?
That's just one of the many decoy lairs. Muahaha. Muahahahaha.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 19, 2019, 04:44:22 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2019, 03:46:57 AM
According to the surveillance photos, you've got a teddy bear pendulum. Does I tickle and squeak when it hits you, or is that the victim?
That's just one of the many decoy lairs. Muahaha. Muahahahaha.
Damn, I was kind of looking forward to that one.
Join my side and it will come true.
Flesh Gordon is retired and I still need a new ambassador for Planet Porno.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 19, 2019, 05:04:04 AM
Join my side and it will come true.
Flesh Gordon is retired and I still need a new ambassador for Planet Porno.
You're not ready for what I bring to the game. But thanks for the offer. ;D
Are you abusing my puppets?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2019, 01:12:13 AM
Shall I release the attack crabs?
ADI says they have their Crabators on standby!
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 19, 2019, 02:58:55 AM
https://picarto.tv/Plague?utm_source=onlinenotification&utm_medium=email
Star Trek anyone? No? Ok.
Can't you see there's a puppetastrophe going on here!
Sorry, other than being fond of the classic crew and a bit of the Next Gen, I'm not much of a Trekker.
I've finished with my tears.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2019, 05:08:49 PM
I've finished with my tears.
I am, too.
I don't think tears make richer cake.
But they do make better martinis, so I've heard.
You need to get Gintastic.
I'm not able to drink yet, so I don't know.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 19, 2019, 05:57:06 PM
I'm not able to drink yet, so I don't know.
You're underage?!
Time for me to put on the PG-13 filter.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 19, 2019, 06:07:47 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 19, 2019, 05:57:06 PM
I'm not able to drink yet, so I don't know.
You're underage?!
Time for me to put on the PG-13 filter.
I can legally get into R-rated movies by myself. You're fine.
Besides, I've put up with you this long, haven't I?
Doesn't matter. It's the law.
I am the law
The puppetnapper is talking about law?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/6eBf7ALZnLWkE/giphy.gif)
Hail Caesar
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UntimelySickAlligatorgar-size_restricted.gif)
I still want to know when my puppets will be returned. It's been a week. I miss having them around. Recess isn't as fun anymore.
Alright, for goodness sake, here they are. A little thin and hairy but otherwise intact.
Don't ask how I got them. Just don't.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go ice my balls and attempt to sow this finger back on.
Ice them in the kitchen. I gotta use the bathroom for a couple hours.
And I'm taking your razors.
You know, a good stool softener can help shave some time off of that.
I actually never had them.
It was all in your mind!!!
(https://www.thecollegejuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/neil-degrasse-tyson-mind-blown-gif.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 12:20:09 AM
You know, a good stool softener can help shave some time off of that.
That's not what I meant. I'm giving my puppets a bath and shaving this . . . this facial hair off them.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 20, 2019, 12:23:28 AM
I actually never had them.
It was all in your mind!!!
https://www.thecollegejuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/neil-degrasse-tyson-mind-blown-gif.gif
You doing OK over there, Baron?
I'm great.
My online mind-control project was a success. You really thought they were gone.
But you can see they're all home, they always were. Just like Hicks, you can sleep on both ears tonight.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 20, 2019, 12:32:46 AM
I'm great.
My online mind-control project was a success. You really thought they were gone.
But you can see they're all home, they always were. Just like Hicks, you can sleep on both ears tonight.
That doesn't explain this freakin' mustache on him.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 20, 2019, 12:32:46 AM
I'm great.
My online mind-control project was a success. You really thought they were gone.
But you can see they're all home, they always were. Just like Hicks, you can sleep on both ears tonight.
It's true, he's about to get one hell of a research grant for this.
So I'm in a M. Night movie.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0MYDJD3czCuR2xRC/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6ca3554f78374e361ac721)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 12:47:20 AM
So I'm in a M. Night movie.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0MYDJD3czCuR2xRC/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6ca3554f78374e361ac721
Things we don't speak of. Now hold still while I poke you in the eyes and send you on a Tylenol run before the aliens invade.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 12:40:08 AM
That doesn't explain this freakin' mustache on him.
Maybe he's turning into his next James Cameron movie character?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 12:47:20 AM
So I'm in a M. Night movie.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0MYDJD3czCuR2xRC/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6ca3554f78374e361ac721
Nope. X-Files episode.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 20, 2019, 12:55:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 12:40:08 AM
That doesn't explain this freakin' mustache on him.
Maybe he's turning into his next James Cameron movie character?
How do I stop this transformation?
(https://i.imgur.com/Dlizzr3.gif)
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/TJ9MxwF3KibO3bfhxY/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6cb1b17837444267988818)
Totally didn't realise the pun :laugh:
You are not helpful.
I'm locking the bathroom door. Washing my puppets and shaving them.
Boy, I remember when my chesthair first came in. :laugh:
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. Barons little whoopsie has me in a giggle fit.
There's nothing like the smell of freshly dried, clean puppets.
With aftershave.
How they looking?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 02:31:08 AM
How they looking?
Better. A lot better.
Pretty sure Baron pulled some stuffing out, though.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 02:33:09 AMPretty sure Baron pulled some stuffing out, though.
Only in your mind!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/945302d3fb5d1219f2d53dca0eacb55c/tenor.gif)
Join us as we step into another dimension
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 03:00:55 AM
Join us as we step into another dimension
I think she might already be stuck in one. I hope she doesn't experience a Hodor moment and gets stuck in time and space.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 20, 2019, 03:04:51 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 03:00:55 AM
Join us as we step into another dimension
I think she might already be stuck in one. I hope she doesn't experience a Hodor moment and gets stuck in time and space.
I have no idea what that means.
Just leave my puppets alone.
You guys will have to film Tombstone another day.
My puppets want to come play with your puppets Wabbit...
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SparseFaintAndalusianhorse-size_restricted.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 02:15:49 PM
My puppets want to come play with your puppets Wabbit...
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SparseFaintAndalusianhorse-size_restricted.gif
Um . . . they're gonna be quarantined for a few days.
And Drake said no.
Tell Drake my puppets have a cure for Hudson's whining. I'm sure he'll reconsider.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PaleVainDutchshepherddog-small.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 02:31:03 PM
Tell Drake my puppets have a cure for Hudson's whining. I'm sure he'll reconsider.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PaleVainDutchshepherddog-small.gif
If I hear any screaming, we're gonna have problems. Play nice.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 02:40:29 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 02:31:03 PM
Tell Drake my puppets have a cure for Hudson's whining. I'm sure he'll reconsider.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PaleVainDutchshepherddog-small.gif
If I hear any screaming, we're gonna have problems. Play nice.
Screams? There
willwon't be. Don't you worry!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/5t1JqUazTbg6k/giphy.gif)
It got strangely quiet.
They must be playing nice.
Just don't look under your bed and you'll be fine.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 03:32:41 PM
Just don't look under your bed and you'll be fine.
. . .
What did you do?
Nothing...
Just. Don't. Look.
That's how it starts.
On another note, I'm sick and tired of fighting the unbelievably inhospitable spellcheck on this damn tablet. So I'm thinking of letting it all come out naturally . Whatever happens happens . Who knows ? It might be interesting.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 04:16:16 PM
That's how it starts.
On another note, I'm sick and tired of fighting the unbelievably inhospitable spellcheck on this damn tablet. So I'm thinking of letting it all come out naturally . Whatever happens happens . Who knows ? It might be interesting.
Baron created the nonsense thread for that.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 03:41:22 PM
Nothing...
Just. Don't. Look.
Oh, I'm looking.
Don't!
Look what happened to the last hostess!
(https://i.gifer.com/QQ1l.gif)
Wait. Through my puppet camera it left your bed and ran outside. Your fine.
But your neighbor? :o Umm... err... no! Not the grandma! Errr... can't watch. Ugh, the hamster too?
Ack! Well who needs neighbors right?
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
The hamsters are neither here nor there.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
People would move away when they see me dragging a smartgun prop out of the moving van.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
Be sure to lock your bathroom door, ya perv! ;)
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/94hqi5hBHu5W/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6d98782e5050795148921d)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
People would move away when they see me dragging a smartgun prop out of the moving van.
You never know. If they're alien fans, they might find it hot.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 06:14:40 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
Be sure to lock your bathroom door, ya perv! ;)
https://media1.giphy.com/media/94hqi5hBHu5W/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6d98782e5050795148921d
Never. I come from a long line of exhibitionists. ;D
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:17:14 PM
Never. I come from a long line of exhibitionists. ;D
Bragging about your long line again? ;D
You do realize what I'm named after? Having a firm grip and a long proboscis comes with the territory.
Now we better watch out before necro shows up and things get crazy.
He's out there somewhere, and he's getting juicier by the minute. Best take no chances.
:o Fortunately for Wabbit, Necro doesn't travel these parts.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:17:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
People would move away when they see me dragging a smartgun prop out of the moving van.
You never know. If they're alien fans, they might find it hot.
If they're not into Drake, we'll have problems.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 06:43:10 PM
:o Fortunately for Wabbit, Necro doesn't travel these parts.
They'll all get sucked in eventually.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:17:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
People would move away when they see me dragging a smartgun prop out of the moving van.
You never know. If they're alien fans, they might find it hot.
If they're not into Drake, we'll have problems.
They'll be Vasquez fans. By extension, they'll love Drake too.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:17:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
People would move away when they see me dragging a smartgun prop out of the moving van.
You never know. If they're alien fans, they might find it hot.
If they're not into Drake, we'll have problems.
They'll be Vasquez fans. By extension, they'll love Drake too.
Maybe. More people will remember Vasquez before Drake.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 10:30:12 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:17:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
People would move away when they see me dragging a smartgun prop out of the moving van.
You never know. If they're alien fans, they might find it hot.
If they're not into Drake, we'll have problems.
They'll be Vasquez fans. By extension, they'll love Drake too.
Maybe. More people will remember Vasquez before Drake.
That's because Vasquez is more memorable than Drake No way! Everyone knows that Drake is the best!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 10:33:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 10:30:12 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:17:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
People would move away when they see me dragging a smartgun prop out of the moving van.
You never know. If they're alien fans, they might find it hot.
If they're not into Drake, we'll have problems.
They'll be Vasquez fans. By extension, they'll love Drake too.
Maybe. More people will remember Vasquez before Drake.
That's because Vasquez is more memorable than Drake
No way! Everyone knows that Drake is the best!
Even Huggs said so.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 10:33:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 10:30:12 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:17:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 20, 2019, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 06:08:50 PM
Nobody needs neighbors, unless they're sexy ones. Sexy neighbors are always good.
People would move away when they see me dragging a smartgun prop out of the moving van.
You never know. If they're alien fans, they might find it hot.
If they're not into Drake, we'll have problems.
They'll be Vasquez fans. By extension, they'll love Drake too.
Maybe. More people will remember Vasquez before Drake.
That's because Vasquez is more memorable than Drake
No way! Everyone knows that Drake is the best!
Even Huggs said so.
Huggs is lyingYes, totally!!
;)
We might need to start a Drake vs. Vasquez thread. Who's really the better and more memorable smartgunner.
Vasquez.
Kradan comes in out of nowhere with an uppercut!!
(https://media.tenor.com/images/45238dc7b2f8fc46a87e9dfcc2dda43b/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 10:48:05 PM
Kradan comes in out of nowhere with an uppercut!!
https://media.tenor.com/images/45238dc7b2f8fc46a87e9dfcc2dda43b/tenor.gif
Alright, I'm making that thread.
Leave me out of this.
Oh, she's just so sexy and muscular and she named Gorman asshole and she almost made it and..and...and.......
LOVE HER! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!
What does SM have to do with it?
Quote from: Kradan on Feb 20, 2019, 10:52:30 PM
Oh, she's just so sexy and muscular and she almost made it. LOVE HER!
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Quote from: Kradan on Feb 20, 2019, 10:52:31 PM
Oh, she's just so sexy and muscular and she named Gorman asshole and she almost made it and..and...and.......
LOVE HER! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!
Just posted it again in case someone didn't see it.
Plot twist, she's Eddie Moralez's great great great great granddaughter.
♡ Kradan's been shot through the heart with a Vasquez love bullet! ♡
(https://i.redd.it/iu17q5gnmhk11.gif)
Quote from: Kradan on Feb 20, 2019, 10:58:48 PM
Oh, she's just so sexy and muscular and she named Gorman asshole and she almost made it and..and...and.......
LOVE HER! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F66.media.tumblr.com%2Ff26425e52318589bca48ca61f85169f0%2Ftumblr_nwcg7q26cN1s2wio8o1_500.gif&hash=0dd27b484005d643c5f4921daab5559fce008a95)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2019, 10:59:15 PM
Plot twist, she's Eddie Moralez's great great great great granddaughter.
I have known that in depth of my heart.
P.S. Moralez was actually the only one character in AVPR about whom fate i cared about
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 11:01:05 PM
♡ Kradan's been shot through the heart with a Vasquez love bullet! ♡
https://i.redd.it/iu17q5gnmhk11.gif
Oh, no! How you figured that out? I was trying everything to keep it secret. Did i say it aloud?
Please, don't say it to anybody. If my parents know that, they'll show me the door.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 11:01:05 PM
♡ Kradan's been shot through the heart with a Vasquez love bullet! ♡
https://i.redd.it/iu17q5gnmhk11.gif
Hey, Drake got me with his "Monday face" as he sat up from cryo.
Don't have to pay me anything to wake up to that.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIIlD9t4.gif&hash=84a948a5861a3910fd4d3dcef9a1da19925f2664)
Oh, no. It's MIGHTY HIPO SHIT MACHINE GUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
No, it's just Baron upset that the Recess thread shifted again.
It's like the avp temple in here.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 21, 2019, 12:58:04 AM
It's like the avp temple in here.
Drake vs. every other nutty thing in this thread?
Drake vs. Voodoo?
Bunnies vs. puppet-nappers?
Teach a man to tuna soup, but nobody can pee fish. No, that's not right.
Give a man a cook book, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cookbook, and...no, that's my old line.
I got nothin'. My randomizer must be on the Fritz.
(https://thafcc.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/dowithmyhands.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 21, 2019, 01:57:40 AM
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Keep them out and up where we can see them.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/e73b7acac3b9bc444f530adf9cd1c056/tumblr_ot3simPqzj1ut1d6co1_500.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1d0vPmgMUl5JK/giphy.gif)
I'm gonna go throw up and resist the urge to beat on Baron.
I want Vermillion back.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 21, 2019, 02:05:36 AM
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Alright! Alright! Put em' back down.
Geez Louise. Go see wysps in the Medbay.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 21, 2019, 02:14:41 AM
Alright! Alright! Put em' back down.
Geez Louise. Go see wysps in the Medbay.
Too late!
(https://i.imgur.com/r6GRqLW.gif)
Btw, that's Will Ferrell.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 21, 2019, 02:11:19 AM
I'm gonna go throw up and resist the urge to beat on Baron.
C'mon. That's "Jazzhands" from Zygote. If he's too much for you, you won't be able to handle The Thing. And several other great movies.
(https://i0.wp.com/www.thexboxhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Dead-Space-2.jpg)
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tis-but-a-scratch-gif-5.gif)
This reminds me, I need to watch the void again.
I came back to this thread and...
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Quote from: Huggs on Feb 21, 2019, 02:38:18 AM
This reminds me, I need to watch the void again.
No, you don't. That movie's overrated. Well intented, but overal a little messy.
Try Deathgasm, The Voices or Feast instead.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 21, 2019, 03:31:55 AM
I came back to this thread and...
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/24/13/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-30238-1422124553-22.gif?downsize=700:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto
(https://i.gifer.com/2By2.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 21, 2019, 03:31:55 AM
I came back to this thread and...
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/24/13/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-30238-1422124553-22.gif?downsize=700:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto
We. Need. Vermillion. Back. Please.
Vermillion is off playing with one of my puppets.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b0/9b/01/b09b012483541c09258ebd183e488a6b.gif)
Today's been too quiet.
There's something out there, and it ain't no man.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 21, 2019, 10:16:34 PM
There's something out there, and it ain't no man.
No. It's a puppet.
The fear....the fear.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 21, 2019, 10:42:02 PM
The fear....the fear.
It's just Hudson.
Freshly cleaned and shaved. I left the closet door open. We're taking a trip to the gallery to see his plastic cousins before the grand opening tonight.
I'll be in the massage parlor reading copious amounts of Garfield.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 21, 2019, 01:09:04 PM
Vermillion is off playing with one of my puppets.
Part of me hopes Vermillion finally checked into Trembling Hills to get himself cured off the Wild Turkey.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 22, 2019, 12:20:06 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 21, 2019, 01:09:04 PM
Vermillion is off playing with one of my puppets.
Part of me hopes Vermillion finally checked into Trembling Hills to get himself cured off the Wild Turkey.
Or was it cold duck?
I once woke up in a chair saying "mashed potatoes".
There was no reason for it.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 12:22:49 AM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 22, 2019, 12:20:06 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 21, 2019, 01:09:04 PM
Vermillion is off playing with one of my puppets.
Part of me hopes Vermillion finally checked into Trembling Hills to get himself cured off the Wild Turkey.
Or was it cold duck?
I once woke up in a chair saying "mashed potatoes".
There was no reason for it.
You think that's weird?
You haven't scratched the surface of my dreams.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 22, 2019, 01:12:42 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 12:22:49 AM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 22, 2019, 12:20:06 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 21, 2019, 01:09:04 PM
Vermillion is off playing with one of my puppets.
Part of me hopes Vermillion finally checked into Trembling Hills to get himself cured off the Wild Turkey.
Or was it cold duck?
I once woke up in a chair saying "mashed potatoes".
There was no reason for it.
You think that's weird?
You haven't scratched the surface of my dreams.
Same here. I wouldn't have it any other way.
I love my overly creative and eclectic thought processes.
And I love waffles.
I don't want to clog the Dream Thread with my Aliens dreams, so I might dump them here.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 22, 2019, 01:32:09 AM
And I love waffles.
We all do.
Do you love them? Do you really? Or are you just saying that so the waffles will come home with you?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 22, 2019, 01:42:22 AM
Do you love them? Do you really? Or are you just saying that so the waffles will come home with you?
I make waffles for my puppets and their plastic counterparts.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 22, 2019, 01:42:22 AM
Do you love them? Do you really? Or are you just saying that so the waffles will come home with you?
You salty pirate you.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/1ab77473a46c1a50db28a7f46f5d3893/tumblr_nrkywdbfhC1r06ekko1_500.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 22, 2019, 02:55:08 AM
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You're banned from the club.
All discharges require a majority vote, so Baron isn't going anywhere.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 03:15:43 AM
All discharges require a majority vote, so Baron isn't going anywhere.
I have sixty plastic buddies in the gallery, and two plush ones.
That's sixty-three votes.
I count 58.
Where's baron?
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9ba8fc57034df7bd65257054000db03/tumblr_nhcl38lHwm1qfp48vo6_500.gif)
Gloves, duct tape and zip ties .
Yes sir, we are ready to party.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 03:45:27 AM
I count 58.
Where's baron?
Either they're using the bathroom, or Baron is playing mind games with us.
He's using them for experiments.
"In space, no one can hear you royally freak out".
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 07:00:09 PM
He's using them for experiments.
"In space, no one can hear you royally freak out".
I'm royally freaking out on the inside.
Hold it in.
I wish my puppet could hold it in.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/zBEHvFCSPMW0E/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 07:00:09 PM
He's using them for experiments.
"In space, no one can hear you royally freak out".
No, I'm not. I use people for that.
Voodoo, your puppets are just . . . not OK. Mine are at least harmless.
Until you give them a pulse rifle.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/58bec92ff7cd5df15b08ffba556fa2ec/tenor.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/sh0uQQ3.gif)
God's doughnut.
It's so slow here today, even the puppets are making love.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 09:26:29 PM
God's doughnut.
It's so slow here today, even the puppets are making love.
Baron and Voodoo's are. Mine are--
Get off my cactus, Hudson.
Oh dear, dare I say he's.....thorny?
Teehee!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 10:22:26 PM
Oh dear, dare I say he's.....thorny?
Teehee!
No, he gets a rise outta doing things he's not supposed to.
Probably because I haven't made those little slippers I said I would a long time ago.
I can't sew slippers. Don't tell him. They'll probably be bought at a doll shop.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 22, 2019, 10:19:31 PM
Baron and Voodoo's are.
Where did you get those nasty thoughts, young lady? I don't even own any puppets.
Maybe you're still suffering from the mind control experiment.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 22, 2019, 10:26:09 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 10:22:26 PM
Oh dear, dare I say he's.....thorny?
Teehee!
No, he gets a rise outta doing things he's not supposed to.
Probably because I haven't made those little slippers I said I would a long time ago.
I can't sew slippers. Don't tell him. They'll probably be bought at a doll shop.
If you can make his feet swell, and I mean a lot, baby shoes might work.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgif-finder.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F08%2FJim-Carey-Dancing.gif&hash=a8c308f9cc9e6c5d41209334e204572852f36e19)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 22, 2019, 10:26:09 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2019, 10:22:26 PM
Oh dear, dare I say he's.....thorny?
Teehee!
No, he gets a rise outta doing things he's not supposed to.
Probably because I haven't made those little slippers I said I would a long time ago.
I can't sew slippers. Don't tell him. They'll probably be bought at a doll shop.
If you can make his feet swell, and I mean a lot, baby shoes might work.
f**k no.
Doll shoes are cheaper anyways.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 22, 2019, 10:31:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 22, 2019, 10:19:31 PM
Baron and Voodoo's are.
Where did you get those nasty thoughts, young lady? I don't even own any puppets.
Maybe you're still suffering from the mind control experiment.
No, I'm fine.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 22, 2019, 10:31:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 22, 2019, 10:19:31 PM
Baron and Voodoo's are.
Where did you get those nasty thoughts, young lady? I don't even own any puppets.
Maybe you're still suffering from the mind control experiment.
The plan is going exactly as....planned.
Alow myself to introduce... myself.
My Jamie is richly cinnamon, and this is my wife...iPhone.
Sometimes in love the spell check on this thong.
I would laugh at "this thong," but I'm just not in the mood.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 23, 2019, 12:14:27 AM
I would laugh at "this thong," but I'm just not in the mood.
You giggled and you know it.
At least I hope so. When I can't make you laugh, the playground just doesn't feel the same.
I think Huggsy is waiting for that special someone who will spellcheck his thong.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 23, 2019, 12:24:08 AM
I think Huggsy is waiting for that special someone who will spellcheck his thong.
You mean "smellcheck"? ;)
This story has been deleted to protect the guilty.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 23, 2019, 12:20:36 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 23, 2019, 12:14:27 AM
I would laugh at "this thong," but I'm just not in the mood.
You giggled and you know it.
No, I was still thinking about that photo Hicks posted in the Best Non-Alien Picture thread.
QuoteAt least I hope so. When I can't make you laugh, the playground just doesn't feel the same.
:( I know.
It's really not that hard to make me laugh, though.
Poopie time.
Anything? Nothing?
That's it, I'm so done being the comedic relief.
Baron take over! I'm going on a cranberry run.
Gonna get soused on some ocean spray.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 23, 2019, 12:53:41 AM
Poopie time.
Anything? Nothing?
That's it, I'm so done being the comedic relief.
Baron take over! I'm going on a cranberry run.
I want cranberries.
I laughed.
Great, I have to take Verms go cart. The one shaped like the tomato.
Nothing beats being arrested for driving stolen vegetables while under the influence of fruit.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 23, 2019, 01:01:01 AM
Great, I have to take Verms go cart. The one shaped like the tomato.
Nothing beats being arrested for driving stolen vegetables while under the influence of fruit.
Well, damn, now I'm not laughing, because I miss Verm. 😞
It's not your fault, Huggs.
"My cousin is gay. I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section."
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 23, 2019, 02:56:13 AM
"My cousin is gay. I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section."
-Rodney Dangerfield
:D
I'm dying here.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 23, 2019, 02:57:17 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 23, 2019, 02:56:13 AM
"My cousin is gay. I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section."
-Rodney Dangerfield
:D
I'm dying here.
Then you'll love this. Sound could be better, but just turn it up.
It's his best work and one of my all time favorites. Machine gunning joke after joke, barely giving you time to breathe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42GXJiY0m_0
You opened a portal to the recess thread!
Do you have any idea what that might do?
The consequences could be disastrous!
And yeah, you can't beat Rodney. What a guy.
This thread could use a little juice.
And it might stop the hijack of my thread.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 23, 2019, 03:14:22 AM
This thread could use a little juice.
Oh dear. I was afraid you'd say that.
I'll go get us some shower caps.
Line up anybody new that comes in.
Lord help us all.
Juicy memes for juicy dreams. ;D
(https://i.imgur.com/m1wrRoV.jpg)
Do you know what I would REALLY like, David gathers a mass of droid worshippers and they all have this amazing Giger orgy; droid on droid ass action, sentient fluids congealing into mercurial jam, a writhing mass of biomechanical serpent penises and gooey misunderstandings.
:D ;D
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 23, 2019, 03:41:19 AM
Juicy memes for juicy dreams. ;D
https://i.imgur.com/m1wrRoV.jpg
Do you know what I would REALLY like, David gathers a mass of droid worshippers and they all have this amazing Giger orgy; droid on droid ass action, sentient fluids congealing into mercurial jam, a writhing mass of biomechanical serpent premises and gooey misunderstandings.
:D ;D
What would Will Ferrell's part be in this whole situation?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/261c91b21f477936dbb1d914758c4dc2/tenor.gif)
See what you do is, Mads Mikkelsen will play a droid that David successfully seduces, but now David has a new loooooong biomech tongue and he lodges it into Mads' throat, then there's this really long unbroken tongue scene to top the fluting; stroking Mads' artificial alabaster skin that slowly begins to perspire, buttocks clench as the droids remove their robes... Yes.
(https://i.imgur.com/JRkZfn9.jpg)
So Michael Madsen?
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/3b393f2a7fa94435f09d3997a3ae7935/tumblr_opgfmkDjmg1rfd7lko1_500.gif)
That doesn't conclude our Will Ferrell related business.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PossibleSpanishBluebreastedkookaburra-size_restricted.gif)
Nah you see, you've got to put the scotch down and release the peeny a little; it needs air, and then we can start thinking about that droid semen-blood, and just how much will congeal into mercurial jam on David's and Mads' juicy buns.
You can have the jam, if Will can streak.
Otherwise it doesn't make much sense.
It makes sense, sensually.
It's give or take.
Otherwise no juice!
You can take what I give you, open wide. ;D
This is what I wake up to.
I can't decide whether to quit or not.
I'll just climb on top of the monkey bars and force Huggs to negotiate me down.
Clearly, nothing I say has any value.
The peeny doesn't care about race, creed or indeed, value, it just wants to get to its homeland. ;D
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 23, 2019, 03:04:15 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 23, 2019, 02:57:17 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 23, 2019, 02:56:13 AM
"My cousin is gay. I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section."
-Rodney Dangerfield
:D
I'm dying here.
Then you'll love this. Sound could be better, but just turn it up.
It's his best work and one of my all time favorites. Machine gunning joke after joke, barely giving you time to breathe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42GXJiY0m_0
Wait a minute . . .
I've seen Hicks use that image before, to express his annoyance with you all.
I think it was when we discovered the magic of the moving feature.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/b8f8dbcae8b0822773b4da15ea61b6c5/tenor.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 23, 2019, 02:09:51 PM
Wait a minute . . .
I've seen Hicks use that image before, to express his annoyance with you all.
I think it was when we discovered the magic of the moving feature.
Have you listened to it?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 23, 2019, 04:39:14 PM
https://media.tenor.com/images/b8f8dbcae8b0822773b4da15ea61b6c5/tenor.gif
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 23, 2019, 02:09:51 PM
Wait a minute . . .
I've seen Hicks use that image before, to express his annoyance with you all.
I think it was when we discovered the magic of the moving feature.
Have you listened to it?
No.
Wait, Necro found his way in here?!!
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/9kKlRx7qpUGze/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c71d66a413741694172e809)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 23, 2019, 11:30:51 PM
Wait, Necro found his way in here?!!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/9kKlRx7qpUGze/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c71d66a413741694172e809
Unfortunately, yes.
This needs to be a puppet safe environment.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 24, 2019, 12:04:57 AM
This needs to be a puppet safe environment.
He's fine as long as he doesn't get his juice all over my puppets. They need to look good for the gallery tonight.
Geez, everyone's stopping by the Pred display. Voodoo, you didn't put half the effort I put into the Marine display.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 24, 2019, 12:10:25 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 24, 2019, 12:04:57 AM
This needs to be a puppet safe environment.
He's fine as long as he doesn't get his juice all over my puppets. They need to look good for the gallery tonight.
Geez, everyone's stopping by the Pred display. Voodoo, you didn't put half the effort I put into the Marine display.
You talking about effort? Woman please! Do you know how long it took me to style their dreads and pick out their jewelry?!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 24, 2019, 12:15:54 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 24, 2019, 12:10:25 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 24, 2019, 12:04:57 AM
This needs to be a puppet safe environment.
He's fine as long as he doesn't get his juice all over my puppets. They need to look good for the gallery tonight.
Geez, everyone's stopping by the Pred display. Voodoo, you didn't put half the effort I put into the Marine display.
You talking about effort? Woman please! Do you know how long it took me to style their dreads and pick out their jewelry?!
I had to deal with catering, whining, paint jobs, baths, boot adjustments, puke puddles, more whining, smartguns up butts, and missing Hudsons.
You had it easy.
(https://i.imgur.com/UE1hFLk.gif)
Walks in, looks at last night's posts.
Shakes head, turns and walks out.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 12:42:11 AM
Walks in, looks at last night's posts.
Shakes head, turns and walks out.
*shouts* Love you, too!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 12:42:11 AM
Walks in, looks at last night's posts.
Shakes head, turns and walks out.
I'm with you. Can't understand why someone wouldn't listen to Rodney Dangerfield.
I'm still in shock.
You see what you do is, you make puppets that only yield to the peeny, for there is only one true puppet master pulling the throbbing strings, and boy does it ever become so fickle; spending its days dreaming, dreaming of pickle brine, the sweet tang. You may become confused by its majesty but its bewitching and awe inspiring splendours cannot be denied, only repressed. To be endowed with such a phallus, one could die happy, if one could die.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 01:11:08 AM
You see what you do is, you make puppets that only yield to the peeny, for there is only one true puppet master pulling the throbbing strings, and boy does it ever become so fickle; spending its days dreaming, dreaming of pickle brine, the sweet tang. You may become confused by its majesty but its bewitching and awe inspiring splendours cannot be denied, only repressed. To be endowed with such a phallus, one could die happy, if one could die.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/08bbfad4ef868db4a7c90d09732feb3f/tenor.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 24, 2019, 12:45:20 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 12:42:11 AM
Walks in, looks at last night's posts.
Shakes head, turns and walks out.
*shouts* Love you, too!
I love ya'll too.
I just need to go wash my brain.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 24, 2019, 01:42:54 AM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 01:11:08 AM
You see what you do is, you make puppets that only yield to the peeny, for there is only one true puppet master pulling the throbbing strings, and boy does it ever become so fickle; spending its days dreaming, dreaming of pickle brine, the sweet tang. You may become confused by its majesty but its bewitching and awe inspiring splendours cannot be denied, only repressed. To be endowed with such a phallus, one could die happy, if one could die.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/08bbfad4ef868db4a7c90d09732feb3f/tenor.gif
And possibly vomit once or twice.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 01:47:08 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 24, 2019, 12:45:20 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 12:42:11 AM
Walks in, looks at last night's posts.
Shakes head, turns and walks out.
*shouts* Love you, too!
I love ya'll too.
I just need to go wash my brain.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 24, 2019, 01:42:54 AM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 01:11:08 AM
You see what you do is, you make puppets that only yield to the peeny, for there is only one true puppet master pulling the throbbing strings, and boy does it ever become so fickle; spending its days dreaming, dreaming of pickle brine, the sweet tang. You may become confused by its majesty but its bewitching and awe inspiring splendours cannot be denied, only repressed. To be endowed with such a phallus, one could die happy, if one could die.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/08bbfad4ef868db4a7c90d09732feb3f/tenor.gif
And possibly vomit once or twice.
Spoiler
Should we tell Principal Hicks?
You're all over-reacting.
Every playground has at least one pervy kid. Just don't let him touch you or any of your stuff and you'll be alright.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 24, 2019, 01:55:06 AM
You're all over-reacting.
Every playground has at least one pervy kid. Just don't let him touch you or any of your stuff and you'll be alright.
So, go rage-bunny if he touches my puppets or gallery? OK.
:D :D :D :D ;D
You see what you do is, you've got to wear silk, because it's less constricting, don't risk infertility with a pair of tighty blues. Silk also has the benefit of giving your bell a charming comfort that can only be a boon on lonely nights sprawled on satin sheets, unless of course the juice is so unweildy that a nice bath with lavender will have to suffice.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 02:31:59 AM
:D :D :D :D ;D
You see what you do is, you've got to wear silk, because it's less constricting, don't risk infertility with a pair of tighty blues. Silk also has the benefit of giving your bell a charming comfort that can only be a boon on lonely nights sprawled on satin sheets, unless of course the juice is so unweildy that a nice bath with lavender will have to suffice.
Are you talking to Baron or rabbit?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 02:37:02 AM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 02:31:59 AM
:D :D :D :D ;D
You see what you do is, you've got to wear silk, because it's less constricting, don't risk infertility with a pair of tighty blues. Silk also has the benefit of giving your bell a charming comfort that can only be a boon on lonely nights sprawled on satin sheets, unless of course the juice is so unweildy that a nice bath with lavender will have to suffice.
Are you talking to Baron or rabbit?
I didn't even understand half of what he said.
;D :D ... Baron, and Huggs. :D ;D
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 24, 2019, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 02:37:02 AM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 02:31:59 AM
:D :D :D :D ;D
You see what you do is, you've got to wear silk, because it's less constricting, don't risk infertility with a pair of tighty blues. Silk also has the benefit of giving your bell a charming comfort that can only be a boon on lonely nights sprawled on satin sheets, unless of course the juice is so unweildy that a nice bath with lavender will have to suffice.
Are you talking to Baron or rabbit?
I didn't even understand half of what he said.
He basically said "let em swing freely".
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 03:07:50 AM
;D :D ... Baron, and Huggs. :D ;D
Anything that hugs my bells better have skin on it. It's boxers or nothing for me.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 24, 2019, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 02:37:02 AM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 02:31:59 AM
:D :D :D :D ;D
You see what you do is, you've got to wear silk, because it's less constricting, don't risk infertility with a pair of tighty blues. Silk also has the benefit of giving your bell a charming comfort that can only be a boon on lonely nights sprawled on satin sheets, unless of course the juice is so unweildy that a nice bath with lavender will have to suffice.
Are you talking to Baron or rabbit?
I didn't even understand half of what he said.
He basically said "let em swing freely".
Oh.
We should stop before we get in trouble.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 03:07:50 AM
;D :D ... Baron, and Huggs. :D ;D
You think you are.
In reality you're in a padded room wearing a straight jacket.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 24, 2019, 03:13:50 AM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 03:07:50 AM
;D :D ... Baron, and Huggs. :D ;D
You think you are.
In reality you're in a padded room wearing a straight jacket.
Like what you did to my Hicks puppet to turn him into his Tombstone character?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 24, 2019, 03:15:03 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 24, 2019, 03:13:50 AM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 03:07:50 AM
;D :D ... Baron, and Huggs. :D ;D
You think you are.
In reality you're in a padded room wearing a straight jacket.
Like what you did to my Hicks puppet to turn him into his Tombstone character?
Based on a real person though.
Now you see what you do is, vaseline helps with chaffing and keeps unwanted skin deposits from your beautiful coin purse, make sure it's free yet snug. A little cologne goes a long way but don't lather it liberally down there lest it gets spicy.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/kGCuRgmbnO9EI/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c72137c307847796b1e9f83)
When you do a google image search for moustache gif and see this among the results
(https://i.gifer.com/1wPP.gif)
You see there's no escape. ;D
Yes. (Imaginary) moustaches for everyone!
"Here's Tom Tucker for Channel 5 news in a re-enactment of someone's fantasy of Michael Biehn discovering and achieving moustacheness."
(https://cdn3-www.mandatory.com/assets/uploads/2016/10/11-tom-tucker.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 24, 2019, 05:34:41 AM
Yes. (Imaginary) moustaches for everyone!
"Here's Tom Tucker for Channel 5 news in a re-enactment of someone's fantasy of Michael Biehn discovering and achieving moustacheness."
https://cdn3-www.mandatory.com/assets/uploads/2016/10/11-tom-tucker.gif
Wow, that's like a boomerang of hair.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/8/8f/Stache.png)
Not all moustaches are under the nose, you know. ;D :-*
Sure they are.
Otherwise it ain't no moustache.
Check yo'self befo' you wreck yo'self!
The mayhem I could unleash.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 05:59:20 AM
The mayhem I could unleash.
No one's holding you back.
I'm notoriously difficult to restrain.
How goes the search for Charlie?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 06:08:11 AM
I'm notoriously difficult to restrain.
How goes the search for Charlie?
I see...
There's no search. Just the decision.
Is Charlie a codename for Vermillion?
Peenies can have moustaches, at least mine does. ;D
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 06:29:06 AM
Peenies can have moustaches, at least mine does. ;D
Mustaches tend to look like frowns. Is it sad Necro?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 06:27:38 AM
Is Charlie a codename for Vermillion?
It's English slang for the devil's dandruff.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 06:29:06 AM
Peenies can have moustaches, at least mine does. ;D
So yours is living in the 70's? Are you Bucky Larson?
;D
(https://i.imgur.com/BBsR6IA.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/dRme6mw.jpg)
Right.
I'm telling Hicks.
You got 24 hours to convince me not to.
Yeah, I'm with Rabbit. I'm thinking one of ya need to make some sort of "Oddity and Perverse" thread, and keep it all contained in there.
Just call it Juicy. ;D
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 24, 2019, 08:32:52 PM
Just call it Juicy. ;D
Yeah, do that. I really don't want to bother Hicks about this.
This might just push him over the edge once and for all.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 24, 2019, 09:59:38 PM
This might just push him over the edge once and for all.
No. That's why I'm trying to settle this shit myself.
At least you have Vermillion back. Where's the interview?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 24, 2019, 10:06:46 PM
At least you have Vermillion back. Where's the interview?
He didn't respond to my PM, and I'm not going to ask again. It's his choice.
Alright, this is the playground.
I'm not opposed to cracking wise and making infantile jokes but let's minimize the pics of scantily clad people and penis cakes from here on please.
Nothing wrong with a little sexual humor, but we don't want people getting uncomfortable.
And Baron, I wanna see more Cleveland around here. He's got a fashion sense about him.
I'm just annoyed, not uncomfortable.
Well, mildly uncomfortable.
I personally liked it when we were just running the club.
You seem to get annoyed easily.
Ouch! low blow
Enough please.
It's about to hit 1000 posts and we've got a great band from what Baron tells me.
Let's all be sweet and loving for the festivities.
Agreed.
And in all fairness to Rabbit sis, I didn't want this thread going all perverted and sexual either. That's why I suggested the creation of a new thread called "Oddity and Perverse" so anyone going in there knows what they are in for. :)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 24, 2019, 11:46:32 PM
Agreed.
And in all fairness to Rabbit sis, I didn't want this thread going all perverted and sexual either. That's why I suggested the creation of a new thread called "Oddity and Perverse" so anyone going in there knows what they are in for. :)
No more portals from other threads.
All are welcome so long as some measure of decorum is maintained.
Hugs all around, nobody need be embarrassed or feel left out.
Let us all chill and make glorious memories together.
LOL Hicks & Huggs are like Captain Branson ;D
(https://media.giphy.com/media/BL5nigLKW8Afark35i/giphy.gif)
And Necronomicon II is like Tennessee :laugh:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/5zxGtiWHEF1S9x0Hwz/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 24, 2019, 11:51:44 PM
LOL Hick & Hugss are like Captain Branson ;D
https://media.giphy.com/media/BL5nigLKW8Afark35i/giphy.gif
And Necronomicon II is like Tennessee :laugh:
https://media.giphy.com/media/5zxGtiWHEF1S9x0Hwz/giphy.gif
Necro is clearly David. I'm more like Ash.
Would anyone care for some reading materials?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 24, 2019, 11:35:58 PM
Ouch! low blow
It was not an insult.
I just don't understand where the annoyance comes from.
I think Necro is more like Zapp Brannigan.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 11:57:57 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 24, 2019, 11:51:44 PM
LOL Hick & Hugss are like Captain Branson ;D
https://media.giphy.com/media/BL5nigLKW8Afark35i/giphy.gif
And Necronomicon II is like Tennessee :laugh:
https://media.giphy.com/media/5zxGtiWHEF1S9x0Hwz/giphy.gif
Necro is clearly David. I'm more like Ash.
Would anyone care for some reading materials?
:o after such an intriguing spoiler, I'll ask....Who is Voodoo ???
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 25, 2019, 12:15:37 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2019, 11:57:57 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 24, 2019, 11:51:44 PM
LOL Hick & Hugss are like Captain Branson ;D
https://media.giphy.com/media/BL5nigLKW8Afark35i/giphy.gif
And Necronomicon II is like Tennessee :laugh:
https://media.giphy.com/media/5zxGtiWHEF1S9x0Hwz/giphy.gif
Necro is clearly David. I'm more like Ash.
Would anyone care for some reading materials?
:o after such intriguing spoiler, I'll ask....Who is Voodoo then?
Dread man, truly...dread.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 25, 2019, 12:15:37 AM
:o after such an intriguing spoiler, I'll ask....Who is Voodoo ???
Gold Tooth.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/5/51/Gold_Tooth.png/revision/latest?cb=20130413103843)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 12:34:55 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 25, 2019, 12:15:37 AM
:o after such an intriguing spoiler, I'll ask....Who is Voodoo ???
Gold Tooth.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/5/51/Gold_Tooth.png/revision/latest?cb=20130413103843)
I always thought Voodoo was King Willie.
King tooth
Gold Willie
I'm not convinced I'd be a female Hudson.
I'm too much like Drake in the morning.
Then, again, I do complain about the floor being freezing. A lot.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 01:22:08 AM
I'm not convinced I'd be a female Hudson.
I'm too much like Drake in the morning.
Then, again, I do complain about the floor being freezing. A lot.
Would you run screaming from the aliens and look into apones eye?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 01:25:18 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 01:22:08 AM
I'm not convinced I'd be a female Hudson.
I'm too much like Drake in the morning.
Then, again, I do complain about the floor being freezing. A lot.
Would you run screaming from the aliens and look into apones eye?
Screaming, yeah.
I'm more of a miniature Wierzbowski.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 01:32:12 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 01:25:18 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 01:22:08 AM
I'm not convinced I'd be a female Hudson.
I'm too much like Drake in the morning.
Then, again, I do complain about the floor being freezing. A lot.
Would you run screaming from the aliens and look into apones eye?
Screaming, yeah.
I'm more of a miniature Wierzbowski.
I had you figured for a bigger version of jonesy.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 01:36:59 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 01:32:12 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 01:25:18 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 01:22:08 AM
I'm not convinced I'd be a female Hudson.
I'm too much like Drake in the morning.
Then, again, I do complain about the floor being freezing. A lot.
Would you run screaming from the aliens and look into apones eye?
Screaming, yeah.
I'm more of a miniature Wierzbowski.
I had you figured for a bigger version of jonesy.
There are some breeds of rabbits larger than cats. Ever see pics of the continental giant?
Cue Parker: "It's big."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 01:40:10 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 01:36:59 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 01:32:12 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 01:25:18 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 01:22:08 AM
I'm not convinced I'd be a female Hudson.
I'm too much like Drake in the morning.
Then, again, I do complain about the floor being freezing. A lot.
Would you run screaming from the aliens and look into apones eye?
Screaming, yeah.
I'm more of a miniature Wierzbowski.
I had you figured for a bigger version of jonesy.
There are some breeds of rabbits larger than cats. Ever see pics of the continental giant?
Cue Parker: "It's big."
Can't say that I have.
And congratulations on posting the one-thousandth message.
(https://i.redd.it/9qfx1sqkbhd01.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 01:44:01 AM
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That's gonna drop some big pellets.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 01:47:14 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 01:44:01 AM
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That's gonna drop some big pellets.
Those aren't chocolate eggs, man.
The Bunny... terrifying eyes.
Apologies if the cake was too confronting, maybe I spend too much time in erotic bakeries lel
Perhaps.
I shall never look at icing the same again.
The only terrifying Bunny at AVPGALAXY is whiterabbit. Here is when he was only two years old
(https://media.giphy.com/media/GroYi4hkiUuPe/giphy.gif)
This is him now
(https://i.imgur.com/UuzzGxK.gif)
*She
Run away!! Run away!!
Lol
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 03:00:39 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 02:31:01 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 01:47:14 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 01:44:01 AM
https://i.redd.it/9qfx1sqkbhd01.gif
That's gonna drop some big pellets.
Those aren't chocolate eggs, man.
Those aren't........Voodoo spit those out!
Too late!(https://media1.giphy.com/media/cOWNPwDDh1tYs/giphy.gif)
Gotta love Curb Your Enthusiasm :laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niCiKpgeRYo(https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-17-2016/wqz0ML.gif)
(https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/006/937/779/large/david-romero-screen-shot-2016-11-15-at-1-28-28-pm.jpg?1502387213)
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/JR2Qz
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 25, 2019, 03:31:05 AM
Gotta love Curb Your Enthusiasm :laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niCiKpgeRYo
https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-17-2016/wqz0ML.gif
You see, THIS RIGHT HERE, :D :D ;D, my favourite show of all time. Ok, I think I've run out of juice for the day, it'll strike infrequently when you least suspect it... ;D
Or immediately! ;D
The cobra has been unleashed
What about trouser snakes?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 25, 2019, 08:27:37 AM
What about trouser snakes?
There's like 27 different subspecies. You're going to have to be more specific.
I scrolled through the new Juice thread just to see if poor Hicks noticed.
He would need some serious therapy.
I'm just numb.
Embrace the madness, it's good for you.
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Feb 25, 2019, 12:01:16 PM
Embrace the madness kittens, it's good for you.
Fixed!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/pSAvO9JXsAqU8/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 12:40:46 PM
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Feb 25, 2019, 12:01:16 PM
Embrace the madness kittens, it's good for you.
Fixed!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/pSAvO9JXsAqU8/giphy.gif)
What are you doing to me, Voodoo?
They're so soft and fluffy!
*explodes*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 12:57:52 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 12:40:46 PM
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Feb 25, 2019, 12:01:16 PM
Embrace the madness kittens, it's good for you.
Fixed!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/pSAvO9JXsAqU8/giphy.gif)
What are you doing to me, Voodoo?
They're so soft and fluffy!
*explodes*
If you got to go, death-by-cute-kittens is always the best way!
One of those gifs I could watch all day.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:51:29 AM
I scrolled through the new Juice thread just to see if poor Hicks noticed.
He would need some serious therapy.
I'm just numb.
Yikes. How do I unsee it.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 03:11:31 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:51:29 AM
I scrolled through the new Juice thread just to see if poor Hicks noticed.
He would need some serious therapy.
I'm just numb.
Yikes. How do I unsee it.
Baby animal gifs.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 03:12:28 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 03:11:31 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:51:29 AM
I scrolled through the new Juice thread just to see if poor Hicks noticed.
He would need some serious therapy.
I'm just numb.
Yikes. How do I unsee it.
Baby animal gifs.
How about a motivational kitten?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ukgcHmvflVWjwE8eU5/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 03:21:22 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 03:12:28 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 03:11:31 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:51:29 AM
I scrolled through the new Juice thread just to see if poor Hicks noticed.
He would need some serious therapy.
I'm just numb.
Yikes. How do I unsee it.
Baby animal gifs.
How about a motivational kitten?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ukgcHmvflVWjwE8eU5/giphy.gif)
You might want to send this to the Corporal.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:51:29 AM
I scrolled through the new Juice thread just to see if poor Hicks noticed.
He would need some serious therapy.
I'm just numb.
Walks in
Reads post
Runs away
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:51:29 AM
I scrolled through the new Juice thread just to see if poor Hicks noticed.
He would need some serious therapy.
I'm just numb.
Walks in
Reads post
Runs away
You weren't expecting me to do that, were you?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 04:24:39 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:51:29 AM
I scrolled through the new Juice thread just to see if poor Hicks noticed.
He would need some serious therapy.
I'm just numb.
Walks in
Reads post
Runs away
You weren't expecting me to do that, were you?
Do what?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 04:27:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 04:24:39 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:51:29 AM
I scrolled through the new Juice thread just to see if poor Hicks noticed.
He would need some serious therapy.
I'm just numb.
Walks in
Reads post
Runs away
You weren't expecting me to do that, were you?
Do what?
Go in the Juice thread.
Ooo! Ooo! I know the answer! Pick me!!! Pick me!!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BluePleasedBlackpanther-small.gif)
Bear in mind I was under the influence of juice.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 04:33:18 PM
Ooo! Ooo! I know the answer! Pick me!!! Pick me!!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BluePleasedBlackpanther-small.gif
About 3 minutes too late.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 09:00:57 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 25, 2019, 08:27:37 AM
What about trouser snakes?
There's like 27 different subspecies. You're going to have to be more specific.
Alabama Black Snake
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 04:37:13 PM
Bear in mind I was under the influence of juice.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 04:33:18 PM
Ooo! Ooo! I know the answer! Pick me!!! Pick me!!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BluePleasedBlackpanther-small.gif
About 3 minutes too late.
"You weren't expecting me to do that, were you?" is still left unanswered, and I know the answer!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 04:40:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 04:37:13 PM
Bear in mind I was under the influence of juice.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 04:33:18 PM
Ooo! Ooo! I know the answer! Pick me!!! Pick me!!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BluePleasedBlackpanther-small.gif
About 3 minutes too late.
"You weren't expecting me to do that, were you?" is still left unanswered, and I know the answer!
Do tell.
No! Wabbit would not participate in the juice thread!
(https://media.tenor.com/images/342e838a08ffd748989bf91f7acfda10/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 04:45:23 PM
No! Wabbit would not participate in the juice thread!
https://media.tenor.com/images/342e838a08ffd748989bf91f7acfda10/tenor.gif
Exactly.
I made a big mistake this morning.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Necro and his Goddamn juice.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/eab9bc1dcf76e5b59cf2a3932b2e4388/tenor.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 04:50:47 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 04:45:23 PM
No! Wabbit would not participate in the juice thread!
https://media.tenor.com/images/342e838a08ffd748989bf91f7acfda10/tenor.gif
Exactly.
I made a big mistake this morning.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
Necro and his Goddamn juice.
do you see others differently now?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 04:59:51 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 04:50:47 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 04:45:23 PM
No! Wabbit would not participate in the juice thread!
https://media.tenor.com/images/342e838a08ffd748989bf91f7acfda10/tenor.gif
Exactly.
I made a big mistake this morning.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
Necro and his Goddamn juice.
do you see others differently now?
No.
You earned my trust a long time ago.
I earned Huggsy's trust too. I have yet to reveal his secret to anyone that he was born with three nipples. And I'll take that one to the grave!!!
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/be/0d/0c/be0d0c72b0c4594c517a1d40d5bb2dc1.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 05:07:24 PM
I earned Huggsy's trust too. I have yet to reveal his secret to anyone that he was born with three nipples. And I'll take that one to the grave!!!
. . .
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
I need to add the words "does not approve" to this picture.
Third nipple shaming are we?
How low...
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 05:03:38 PM
No.
You earned my trust a long time ago.
Thanks. I was concerned for a minute.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 05:07:24 PM
I earned Huggsy's trust too. I have yet to reveal his secret to anyone that he was born with three nipples. And I'll take that one to the grave!!!
That was just a slice of pepperoni.
There's just two on my chest, but I like to keep a third between my teeth whenever possible.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 25, 2019, 05:10:02 PM
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This is why I never went to chucky cheese
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 05:10:48 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 05:07:24 PM
I earned Huggsy's trust too. I have yet to reveal his secret to anyone that he was born with three nipples. And I'll take that one to the grave!!!
. . .
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
I need to add the words "does not approve" to this picture.
it's okay. My nipples can take it.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 05:14:23 PM
Third nipple shaming are we?
How low...
No. I do not approve of you keeping secrets from me.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 05:15:36 PM
That was just a slice of pepperoni.
There's just two on my chest, but I like to keep a third between my teeth whenever possible.
Okay, I admit, that's brilliant.
Some secrets are better kept.....kept.
I heard someone had a third nipple here and I came to shame them.
Where are they.
*cough* *cough* *cough* Huggs *cough* *cough*
Wow! Word really gets around fast when I'm keeping a secret!
HUGGS
Spoiler
If I had to rank your third nipple it would come in 4th.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 05:57:11 PM
*cough* *cough* *cough* Huggs *cough* *cough*
Wow! Word really gets around fast when I'm keeping a secret!
Geez, if you were on the Sulaco, everyone would know that Spunkmeyer enlisted underage, Drake and Vasquez are a couple, and Hicks went back in time to save Sarah Connor.
Quote from: Deadmeat on Feb 25, 2019, 05:55:24 PM
I heard someone had a third nipple here and I came to shame them.
By shame you mean nibble.
Quote from: Deadmeat on Feb 25, 2019, 05:58:02 PM
HUGGS
Spoiler
If I had to rank your third nipple it would come in 4th.
Makes sense. I have more exciting features.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 05:57:11 PM
*cough* *cough* *cough* Huggs *cough* *cough*
Wow! Word really gets around fast when I'm keeping a secret!
Geez, if you were on the Sulaco, everyone would know that Spunkmeyer enlisted underage, Drake and Vasquez are a couple, and Hicks went back in time to save Sarah Connor.
The drake/vasquez thing was obvious to everybody except those who didn't want to believe. You cannot mistake love like that.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: Deadmeat on Feb 25, 2019, 05:58:02 PM
HUGGS
Spoiler
If I had to rank your third nipple it would come in 4th.
Makes sense. I have more exciting features.
All of them the size of a nipple.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 05:57:11 PM
*cough* *cough* *cough* Huggs *cough* *cough*
Wow! Word really gets around fast when I'm keeping a secret!
Geez, if you were on the Sulaco, everyone would know that Spunkmeyer enlisted underage, Drake and Vasquez are a couple, and Hicks went back in time to save Sarah Connor.
The drake/vasquez thing was obvious to everybody except those who didn't want to believe. You cannot mistake love like that.
Who didn't believe? I need to go re-educate 'em.
Quote from: Deadmeat on Feb 25, 2019, 06:06:43 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: Deadmeat on Feb 25, 2019, 05:58:02 PM
HUGGS
Spoiler
If I had to rank your third nipple it would come in 4th.
Makes sense. I have more exciting features.
All of them the size of a nipple.
That would make for strange eyebrows indeed.
I'm suddenly reminded of the Mexican lady product.
Damon spell check!
I said the midget and the lady bug!
"Juice is good for ya' boy, eat it."
The 3 Nipples. Sounds like a club or bandname.
I prefer club sandwich
As for bands
Nips Malone and the three teets
I fell asleep for a few minutes and was dreaming of a pretty blonde pharmacist when this darn stomach crud woke me up.
Curses!
(https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2013/11/total-recall.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 25, 2019, 07:05:27 PM
https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2013/11/total-recall.gif
Great, now I'm gonna dream of a three breasted Arnold.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 25, 2019, 07:05:27 PM
https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2013/11/total-recall.gif
Great, now I'm gonna dream of a three breasted Arnold.
No. Dream of this:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/pSAvO9JXsAqU8/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 07:10:59 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 25, 2019, 07:05:27 PM
https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2013/11/total-recall.gif
Great, now I'm gonna dream of a three breasted Arnold.
No. Dream of this:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/pSAvO9JXsAqU8/giphy.gif)
I want the blonde girl back.
She was sweet to me.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DelectableHighlevelFlycatcher-size_restricted.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 25, 2019, 07:05:27 PM
https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2013/11/total-recall.gif
Great, now I'm gonna dream of a three breasted Arnold.
♡ Sweet Dreams ♡(https://media.giphy.com/media/kTn3ld9ou9jXi/giphy.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/WAmFPjn5CKPrq/giphy.gif)
Vengeance will be mine.
Hey, Huggs, do you mind if I use a quote from you as a personal text?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:07:04 PM
Hey, Huggs, do you mind if I use a quote from you as a personal text?
Feel free. You're welcome to every letter.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 11:10:30 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:07:04 PM
Hey, Huggs, do you mind if I use a quote from you as a personal text?
Feel free. You're welcome to every letter.
Thanks.
Something was telling me I needed to immortalize "There's nothing fluffy about Mark Rolston."
I don't know why.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:15:52 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 11:10:30 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:07:04 PM
Hey, Huggs, do you mind if I use a quote from you as a personal text?
Feel free. You're welcome to every letter.
Thanks.
Something was telling me I needed to immortalize "There's nothing fluffy about Mark Rolston."
I don't know why.
I was merely a vessel for the truth.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 11:17:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:15:52 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 11:10:30 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:07:04 PM
Hey, Huggs, do you mind if I use a quote from you as a personal text?
Feel free. You're welcome to every letter.
Thanks.
Something was telling me I needed to immortalize "There's nothing fluffy about Mark Rolston."
I don't know why.
I was merely a vessel for the truth.
I could never say that at a convention, though.
Then again, that could be my anxiety talking.
Hey, Huggs, do you mind if I use a quote from you as a personal text?
Something was telling me I needed to immortalize "I'm gonna dream of a three breasted Arnold."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:20:50 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 11:17:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:15:52 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 11:10:30 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:07:04 PM
Hey, Huggs, do you mind if I use a quote from you as a personal text?
Feel free. You're welcome to every letter.
Thanks.
Something was telling me I needed to immortalize "There's nothing fluffy about Mark Rolston."
I don't know why.
I was merely a vessel for the truth.
I could never say that at a convention, though.
Then again, that could be my anxiety talking.
Fear nothing, you're a die hard Rolstonite.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 25, 2019, 11:23:14 PM
Hey, Huggs, do you mind if I use a quote from you as a personal text?
Something was telling me I needed to immortalize "I'm gonna dream of a three breasted Arnold."
Oh my Lord Jesus.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 11:25:19 PM
Fear nothing, you're a die hard Rolstonite.
I need a T-shirt that says that.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:28:09 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 11:25:19 PM
Fear nothing, you're a die hard Rolstonite.
I need a T-shirt that says that.
Though I walk through the corridors of the colony of Hadleys, i shall fear no xeno, for thou art Rolston.
What if you walk through the corridors of Shawshank?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 26, 2019, 12:07:29 AM
What if you walk through the corridors of Shawshank?
Then you better keep an eye out for the Sisters.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 11:33:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 25, 2019, 11:28:09 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 11:25:19 PM
Fear nothing, you're a die hard Rolstonite.
I need a T-shirt that says that.
Though I walk through the corridors of the colony of Hadleys, i shall fear no xeno, for thou art Rolston.
Now, this I might bring up at a convention.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 26, 2019, 12:07:29 AM
What if you walk through the corridors of Shawshank?
Then I'd pull a Hudson and screech like a little girl.
I wonder if Drake was like Bogs before he joined the USCM.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 26, 2019, 12:47:38 AM
I wonder if Drake was like Bogs before he joined the USCM.
Honestly, I doubt it. Drake had Vasquez to keep him in line and mostly sane.
Bogs had nobody.
Wabbit didn't vote for Drake.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 26, 2019, 01:01:27 AM
Wabbit didn't vote for Drake.
Dude. Shut up.
I'm still head of the Drake fan club.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 01:26:14 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 26, 2019, 01:01:27 AM
Wabbit didn't vote for Drake.
Somebody did. ;)
That was you?
You really are my best friend.
I'll make you second-in-command of the Drake fan club.
It was the Monopoly Man!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 26, 2019, 01:37:11 AM
It was the Monopoly Man!
In the library with the mustard.
So Three Nipples voted for Drake and Wabbit didn't.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/bRmm55fdKXcSk/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 26, 2019, 01:52:23 AM
So Three Nipples voted for Drake and Wabbit didn't.
https://media.giphy.com/media/bRmm55fdKXcSk/giphy.gif
The shame is felt.
Stop rubbing it in.
Yeah, I have to learn when to quit sometimes. Still working on that.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 26, 2019, 02:23:25 AM
Yeah, I have to learn when to quit sometimes. Still working on that.
I do deserve it, though.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 01:49:51 AM
I expected a nude will Ferrell
I'm full of surprises.
(https://i.imgur.com/l5irN1y.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 26, 2019, 02:48:24 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 01:49:51 AM
I expected a nude will Ferrell
I'm full of surprises.
https://i.imgur.com/l5irN1y.gif
Is that Dr. Phil he's yelling at?
No idea.
That character is yelling/swearing at people for maybe the entire movie.
It's from In The Loop. Movie itself isn't that great but some of the dialogue/swearing is pretty amazing.
Also starring that Sledgehammer actor.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qnjuR05d1qmkzi0o18_r1_500.gif)
Speaking of movies, it's your turn now Baron!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RecklessHelpfulConure-size_restricted.gif)
"In the Thick of it" is a goddamn masterpiece. BTW
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/YawningTenseBurro-small.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 26, 2019, 06:03:45 PM
Speaking of movies, it's your turn now Baron!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RecklessHelpfulConure-size_restricted.gif
Think I'm gonna pass and keep my 2001 memory the way it is.
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 26, 2019, 06:20:12 PM
"In the Thick of it" is a goddamn masterpiece. BTW
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/YawningTenseBurro-small.gif
Much different from the movie?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 26, 2019, 09:13:25 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 26, 2019, 06:03:45 PM
Speaking of movies, it's your turn now Baron!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RecklessHelpfulConure-size_restricted.gif
Think I'm gonna pass and keep my 2001 memory the way it is.
What is this 180°? And here I actually put Terence Hill/Bud Spencer on my list!
(https://i.gifer.com/KcZb.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 26, 2019, 09:48:20 PM
What is this 180°? And here I actually put Terence Hill/Bud Spencer on my list!
https://i.gifer.com/KcZb.gif
No 180°, said I
might watch it.
You're more than welcome to give me another suggestion, just no sequels ;D
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 26, 2019, 10:20:06 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 26, 2019, 09:48:20 PM
What is this 180°? And here I actually put Terence Hill/Bud Spencer on my list!
https://i.gifer.com/KcZb.gif
No 180°, said I might watch it.
You're more than welcome to give me another suggestion, just no sequels ;D
2010 is more faithful to the original film than most sequels. It's more of a direct extension of the first. Damn good movie. Glad I didn't miss it.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 10:41:16 PM2010 is more faithful to the original film than most sequels. It's more of a direct extension of the first. Damn good movie. Glad I didn't miss it.
Your opinion has become near invalid after watching The Predator four (or was it six) times. :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 10:41:16 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 26, 2019, 10:20:06 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 26, 2019, 09:48:20 PM
What is this 180°? And here I actually put Terence Hill/Bud Spencer on my list!
https://i.gifer.com/KcZb.gif
No 180°, said I might watch it.
You're more than welcome to give me another suggestion, just no sequels ;D
2010 is more faithful to the original film than most sequels. It's more of a direct extension of the first. Damn good movie. Glad I didn't miss it.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LikableFemaleDogwoodtwigborer-small.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 26, 2019, 10:53:22 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 10:41:16 PM2010 is more faithful to the original film than most sequels. It's more of a direct extension of the first. Damn good movie. Glad I didn't miss it.
Your opinion has become near invalid after watching The Predator four (or was it six) times. :laugh:
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RedRemorsefulInchworm-small.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 26, 2019, 10:53:22 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 10:41:16 PM2010 is more faithful to the original film than most sequels. It's more of a direct extension of the first. Damn good movie. Glad I didn't miss it.
Your opinion has become near invalid after watching The Predator four (or was it six) times. :laugh:
Through my self sacrifice I have confirmed beyond reasonable doubt that indeed it sucks completely. I carried that burden for the good of science and my fellow man. I'm a damn hero.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 11:05:06 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 26, 2019, 10:53:22 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 10:41:16 PM2010 is more faithful to the original film than most sequels. It's more of a direct extension of the first. Damn good movie. Glad I didn't miss it.
Your opinion has become near invalid after watching The Predator four (or was it six) times. :laugh:
Through my self sacrifice I have confirmed beyond reasonable doubt that indeed it sucks completely. I carried that burden for the good of science and my fellow man. I'm a damn hero.
Pretty sure the sacred grace of Rolston's presence wouldn't even save The Predator.
It would just make it slightly tolerable.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 26, 2019, 11:02:48 PM...
Like I said, give me another recommendation.
You're not gonna tell me a sequel to 2001 is the only one you can think of?
The club's been quiet.
Voodoo, how many people stopped by your Predator display in the gallery? I didn't get a lot of visitors to my . . . exhibition of plastic Paxtons.
Even Huggs's Alien 3 diorama got more people.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:57:27 AM
The club's been quiet.
Voodoo, how many people stopped by your Predator display in the gallery? I didn't get a lot of visitors to my . . . exhibition of plastic Paxtons.
Even Huggs's Alien 3 diorama got more people.
That's because Huggs offers a plate of tasty treats near his Alien3 diorama. I think he called them Fig Newtgones. So delicious!
The tickets for the Predator 2 display are always sold out. (Of course)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F66.media.tumblr.com%2F3299e3bf160494046341490421d267f8%2Ftumblr_n5mh8nwqlF1qikcuzo1_500.gif&hash=36c012f4fb056713ffee28a89fc2ec1768dd17b2)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 27, 2019, 03:42:49 AM
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Who said you could drive the apc?
Park that thing before you kill someone.
;D
https://vimeo.com/212696476
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 27, 2019, 04:42:34 AM
;D
https://vimeo.com/212696476
It all comes back to Will Ferrell doesn't it?
Not on purpose. Just the way it is.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 03:28:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:57:27 AM
The club's been quiet.
Voodoo, how many people stopped by your Predator display in the gallery? I didn't get a lot of visitors to my . . . exhibition of plastic Paxtons.
Even Huggs's Alien 3 diorama got more people.
That's because Huggs offers a plate of tasty treats near his Alien3 diorama. I think he called them Fig Newtgones. So delicious!
The tickets for the Predator 2 display are always sold out. (Of course)
Even though I plucked all the Jerrys?
They're in a cardboard box, under one of my tables.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 03:28:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:57:27 AM
The club's been quiet.
Voodoo, how many people stopped by your Predator display in the gallery? I didn't get a lot of visitors to my . . . exhibition of plastic Paxtons.
Even Huggs's Alien 3 diorama got more people.
That's because Huggs offers a plate of tasty treats near his Alien3 diorama. I think he called them Fig Newtgones. So delicious!
The tickets for the Predator 2 display are always sold out. (Of course)
Even though I plucked all the Jerrys?
They're in a cardboard box, under one of my tables.
Everyone already knows the Jerry Donuts are just for you. They still have Garlic Pred and Keyes-Lime Pie to eat.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 01:18:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 03:28:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:57:27 AM
The club's been quiet.
Voodoo, how many people stopped by your Predator display in the gallery? I didn't get a lot of visitors to my . . . exhibition of plastic Paxtons.
Even Huggs's Alien 3 diorama got more people.
That's because Huggs offers a plate of tasty treats near his Alien3 diorama. I think he called them Fig Newtgones. So delicious!
The tickets for the Predator 2 display are always sold out. (Of course)
Even though I plucked all the Jerrys?
They're in a cardboard box, under one of my tables.
Everyone already knows the Jerry Donuts are just for you. They still have Garlic Pred and Keyes-Lime Pie to eat.
I didn't lay out a snack table.
Maybe that's why no one showed up.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:20:32 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 01:18:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 03:28:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:57:27 AM
The club's been quiet.
Voodoo, how many people stopped by your Predator display in the gallery? I didn't get a lot of visitors to my . . . exhibition of plastic Paxtons.
Even Huggs's Alien 3 diorama got more people.
That's because Huggs offers a plate of tasty treats near his Alien3 diorama. I think he called them Fig Newtgones. So delicious!
The tickets for the Predator 2 display are always sold out. (Of course)
Even though I plucked all the Jerrys?
They're in a cardboard box, under one of my tables.
Everyone already knows the Jerry Donuts are just for you. They still have Garlic Pred and Keyes-Lime Pie to eat.
I didn't lay out a snack table.
Maybe that's why no one showed up.
It could be the juice shop that opened next door, which scared the customers away. :o
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 01:34:39 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:20:32 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 01:18:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 03:28:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:57:27 AM
The club's been quiet.
Voodoo, how many people stopped by your Predator display in the gallery? I didn't get a lot of visitors to my . . . exhibition of plastic Paxtons.
Even Huggs's Alien 3 diorama got more people.
That's because Huggs offers a plate of tasty treats near his Alien3 diorama. I think he called them Fig Newtgones. So delicious!
The tickets for the Predator 2 display are always sold out. (Of course)
Even though I plucked all the Jerrys?
They're in a cardboard box, under one of my tables.
Everyone already knows the Jerry Donuts are just for you. They still have Garlic Pred and Keyes-Lime Pie to eat.
I didn't lay out a snack table.
Maybe that's why no one showed up.
It could be the juice shop that opened next door, which scared the customers away. :o
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.
I have just the puppet for the job!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4z4Bz8peVhntm/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.
I have just the puppet for the job!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4z4Bz8peVhntm/giphy.gif)
Half-Terminator, half . . . Darth Vader?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:02:19 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.
I have just the puppet for the job!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4z4Bz8peVhntm/giphy.gif)
Half-Terminator, half . . . Darth Vader?
Let's hope the juice shop doesn't have sprinklers!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:03:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:02:19 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.
I have just the puppet for the job!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4z4Bz8peVhntm/giphy.gif)
Half-Terminator, half . . . Darth Vader?
Let's hope the juice shop doesn't have sprinklers!
That shop isn't up to code. I doubt the sprinklers have worked in twenty years.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:05:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:03:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:02:19 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.
I have just the puppet for the job!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4z4Bz8peVhntm/giphy.gif)
Half-Terminator, half . . . Darth Vader?
Let's hope the juice shop doesn't have sprinklers!
That shop isn't up to code. I doubt the sprinklers have worked in twenty years.
Excellent. Puppet, you may begin.
Down with da juice!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AbsoluteBlondAnophelesmosquito-size_restricted.gif)
I had no idea cranberries were that flammable.
Grapes, too.
And the passion fruit. It exploded.
Sorry, Hudson, no more juice bar.
Maybe latex is very flammable?
Whatever the case, look at that sucker burn! Jerry donuts for everyone!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/odj9B7QREknZu/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:14:37 PM
Maybe latex is very flammable?
Whatever the case, look at that sucker burn! Jerry donuts for everyone!
https://media.giphy.com/media/odj9B7QREknZu/giphy.gif
Sure. Don't choke on the ping-pong balls.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:16:33 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:14:37 PM
Maybe latex is very flammable?
Whatever the case, look at that sucker burn! Jerry donuts for everyone!
https://media.giphy.com/media/odj9B7QREknZu/giphy.gif
Sure. Don't choke on the ping-pong balls.
Too late!!
(https://i.gifer.com/Of7A.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:23:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:16:33 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:14:37 PM
Maybe latex is very flammable?
Whatever the case, look at that sucker burn! Jerry donuts for everyone!
https://media.giphy.com/media/odj9B7QREknZu/giphy.gif
Sure. Don't choke on the ping-pong balls.
Too late!!
https://i.gifer.com/Of7A.gif
Why? I can't do the Heimlich.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:29:50 PM
Why? I can't do the Heimlich.
Wow. I'm hurt.
And here I studied the below just for you.
(https://media.musely.com/u/3020d508-6640-45b2-88e7-c5dd9fdd36ec.jpg)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 04:21:07 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:29:50 PM
Why? I can't do the Heimlich.
Wow. I'm hurt.
And here I studied the below just for you.
(https://media.musely.com/u/3020d508-6640-45b2-88e7-c5dd9fdd36ec.jpg)
I didn't even know there was a way to stop choking in rabbits.
Learn something new every day.
I'll practice the Heimlich on my Hicks puppet for you.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 04:23:46 PM
I'll practice the Heimlich on my Hicks puppet for you.
If only you were around on Fiorina 161!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 04:23:46 PM
I'll practice the Heimlich on my Hicks puppet for you.
If only you were around on Fiorina 161!
Dude.
There was nothing to perform the Heimlich on.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 05:51:41 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 04:23:46 PM
I'll practice the Heimlich on my Hicks puppet for you.
If only you were around on Fiorina 161!
Dude.
There was nothing to perform the Heimlich on.
Uh... haven't you heard the saying
Where there's a will, there's a way?(https://media.giphy.com/media/aVtdz7iNVPI1W/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 05:57:33 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 05:51:41 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 04:23:46 PM
I'll practice the Heimlich on my Hicks puppet for you.
If only you were around on Fiorina 161!
Dude.
There was nothing to perform the Heimlich on.
Uh... haven't you heard the saying Where there's a will, there's a way?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/aVtdz7iNVPI1W/giphy.gif)
Everything from his stomach up was completely destroyed.
There is no way.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 06:14:47 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 05:57:33 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 05:51:41 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 04:23:46 PM
I'll practice the Heimlich on my Hicks puppet for you.
If only you were around on Fiorina 161!
Dude.
There was nothing to perform the Heimlich on.
Uh... haven't you heard the saying Where there's a will, there's a way?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/aVtdz7iNVPI1W/giphy.gif)
Everything from his stomach up was completely destroyed.
There is no way.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l378A852x7kPPBqyQ/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 06:18:30 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 06:14:47 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 05:57:33 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 05:51:41 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 04:23:46 PM
I'll practice the Heimlich on my Hicks puppet for you.
If only you were around on Fiorina 161!
Dude.
There was nothing to perform the Heimlich on.
Uh... haven't you heard the saying Where there's a will, there's a way?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/aVtdz7iNVPI1W/giphy.gif)
Everything from his stomach up was completely destroyed.
There is no way.
https://media.giphy.com/media/l378A852x7kPPBqyQ/giphy.gif
You try. You're the magic one anyway.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 06:39:49 PM
You try. You're the magic one anyway.
If I use my magic it will be to resurrect Jerry.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 06:39:49 PM
You try. You're the magic one anyway.
If I use my magic it will be to resurrect Jerry.
His laundry is a pain. I'd rather have Hicks.
No offense, Jerry.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 06:44:55 PM
His laundry is a pain. I'd rather have Hicks.
Well of course you would where laundry is concerned. Marines go commando!
(https://i0.wp.com/geargods.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/9-predator2.gif?resize=370%2C204)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 06:44:55 PM
His laundry is a pain. I'd rather have Hicks.
Well of course you would where laundry is concerned. Marines go commando!
https://i0.wp.com/geargods.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/9-predator2.gif?resize=370%2C204
He's calling me out. Dammit.That . . . depends.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 06:53:02 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 06:44:55 PM
His laundry is a pain. I'd rather have Hicks.
Well of course you would where laundry is concerned. Marines go commando!
https://i0.wp.com/geargods.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/9-predator2.gif?resize=370%2C204
He's calling me out. Dammit.
That . . . depends.
Your pun a happy accident?
(https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/37763/900.jpg)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 06:58:58 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 06:53:02 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 06:44:55 PM
His laundry is a pain. I'd rather have Hicks.
Well of course you would where laundry is concerned. Marines go commando!
https://i0.wp.com/geargods.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/9-predator2.gif?resize=370%2C204
He's calling me out. Dammit.
That . . . depends.
Your pun a happy accident?
(https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/37763/900.jpg)
Accident, yeah.
I wasn't thinking too much.
(https://i.gifer.com/1fpD.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 27, 2019, 07:52:05 PM
https://i.gifer.com/1fpD.gif
You wanna see my cards?
You wanna see!
(https://www.emugifs.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Continuavano-a-Chiamarlo-Trinit%C3%A0-Film-1971-GIF-di-Bud-Spencer-e-Terence-Hill-Trinit%C3%A0-e-Bambino-Partita-a-Poker-nel-Saloon-Trinit%C3%A0-Mischia-le-Carte-da-Gioco.gif)
Baron is cheating, Huggs.
"You gotta be quick with me, I'm from Erie PA"
See Wabbit, I told you they escaped the fire.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgifupnow.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F01%2Fsupercop.gif&hash=5719721bbeeb655692d9b21e83951e8ba15fe7f1)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 09:35:26 PM
See Wabbit, I told you they escaped the fire.
Huggs can live.
Not so sure about Baron. He hocked a loogie at my Hudson display last night.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 09:42:26 PM
Not so sure about Baron. He hocked a loogie at my Hudson display last night.
Never have been or will be near them.
I did spit at some cardboard box while walking through a stinking alley.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 27, 2019, 10:22:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 09:42:26 PM
Not so sure about Baron. He hocked a loogie at my Hudson display last night.
Never have been or will be near them.
I did spit at some cardboard box while walking through a stinking alley.
You shot uncle Ben!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2019, 10:33:49 PM
You shot uncle Ben!
I'd never do that. I love his rice.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 27, 2019, 10:43:42 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2019, 10:33:49 PM
You shot uncle Ben!
I'd never do that. I love his rice.
:laugh:
He cooked for you?
He never cooked for me!
I hope you shot him twice.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 27, 2019, 10:22:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 09:42:26 PM
Not so sure about Baron. He hocked a loogie at my Hudson display last night.
Never have been or will be near them.
I did spit at some cardboard box while walking through a stinking alley.
Those were the Jerry figures I took from Voodoo.
You turd.
They're on sale right now. Buy one and get a second one for full price.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l3vQYtLoaoCjyCFhK/source.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 12:44:26 AM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l3vQYtLoaoCjyCFhK/source.gif
Tell me where Pinocchio is!
Where is he hiding!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 12:44:26 AM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l3vQYtLoaoCjyCFhK/source.gif
Photoshop Baron's avatar and Hicks's head into this gif and that's basically the Recess thread every day.
Explain...
Not sure, but if we're talking wieners and butts, that's the juice thread.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 01:06:14 AM
Explain...
You beat on my puppets. None of us have let that go. Every day, me and my puppets go round and round with you.
That's the simple version.
Can't we all just get along?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 01:35:43 AM
Can't we all just get along?
I would if Baron apologizes for making fun of my puppets.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 01:14:28 AM
Not sure, but if we're talking wieners and butts, that's the juice thread.
By lack of replies I know both of you didn't see my most recent post over there.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 01:15:38 AM
You beat on my puppets. None of us have let that go. Every day, me and my puppets go round and round with you.
That's the simple version.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 01:38:39 AM
I would if Baron apologizes for making fun of my puppets.
Oh, I thought you meant Hicks our lord of this board, not puppet Hicks.
Anyway, unless you can show me proof of me beating on them, or making fun of them, I will really start to make fun of them.
That time you called him creepy and gross.
That time you kidnapped them and forced them to grow facial hair.
That time you spit in my Jerrys.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 02:11:19 AM
That time you spit in my Jerrys.
Wow, you guys are closer than I thought.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 02:11:19 AM
That time you called him creepy and gross.
That time you kidnapped them and forced them to grow facial hair.
That time you spit in my Jerrys.
That's an accurately describing them, not making fun of them.
That happened iN yOuR mInD.
Only because you asked. Because you love my spit.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 02:23:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 02:11:19 AM
That time you called him creepy and gross.
That time you kidnapped them and forced them to grow facial hair.
That time you spit in my Jerrys.
That's an accurately describing them, not making fun of them.
That happened iN yOuR mInD.
Only because you asked. Because you love my spit.
Ebay on the Italian, necromancer is going to show up.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/92bGINsmjAuUE/giphy.gif)
Everyone saw that coming.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 28, 2019, 02:38:37 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/92bGINsmjAuUE/giphy.gif
I love you too voodoo
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
Don't cry, it'll find us.
Baron's not an "it".
It's not Baron.
not as we've come to think of him.
Oh... it's Vermillion.
That's not Verm, it's imitation.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 03:27:28 AM
That's not Verm, it's imitation.
Damn straight!
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/A2qF6BKAH8Qy4/giphy.gif)
Burn it!!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 28, 2019, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 03:27:28 AM
That's not Verm, it's imitation.
Damn straight!
https://media0.giphy.com/media/A2qF6BKAH8Qy4/giphy.gif
Burn it!!
You gotta be f@ckin kidding.....
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
I'll be . . . hiding in my Rolstonite shrine. Don't look for me.
Hey, puppets.
There's pieces of plastic that have been passed several times through the bowels of various sea animals, and have now become part of Garbage Island, that have more character than you.
Should I need a pacemaker and the only material left to create one are puppet parts, I rather go with a heart transplant from one of the earlier mentioned sea animals. At least they won't smell as bad.
If one more session of burning useless, worthless, stinking plastic crap would mean the end of breathable air on Earth, it would still be worth it.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/94a252e1232d770ea647d4a25b35607a/tumblr_nv3pnsMIuP1r2pp2to1_250.gif)
"I was wondering when el capitan was gonna get to use his popgun"
That was pretty f**king harsh.
Yeah, no. Not leaving my room. Slide chocolate and carrots under the door, Huggs. Don't disturb me around midnight. If you hear voices, it's only me, whispering praises to a grouchy smartgunner.
Rips doorknob off, slides carrot through hole.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 03:50:30 AM
Rips doorknob off, slides carrot through hole.
Thank you.
Here's your two-dollar tip.
Well Imitation-Verm got away you good-for-nothins!
Don't open the pantry.
What do butt plugs and toilet brushes have in common?
-They're both glad they're not stupid puppets.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 04:31:35 AM
What do butt plugs and toilet brushes have in common?
-They're both glad they're not stupid puppets.
Clearly you've never been bored in the bathroom.
No, I do what I need to do then I leave.
But then again, I'm not a gloryhole kind of person.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 04:43:31 AM
No, I do what I need to do then I leave.
But then again, I'm not a gloryhole kind of person.
Then who took the drill out of maintenance?
I'm just a visitor. I got no idea who works in maintenance.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold 'a genie' appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what will it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right kind of puppets of Aliens' characters. You know, the kind that aren't terrible and don't smell."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that map again..."
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 04:36:39 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 04:31:35 AM
What do butt plugs and toilet brushes have in common?
-They're both glad they're not stupid puppets.
Clearly you've never been bored in the bathroom.
No. He's spending far too much time making elaborate insults about my puppets.
Like, way too much time. That last one was pretty good.
"Mom, what's for dinner?"
"Aliens' puppets and dog shit."
"Eew... Puppets!"
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 11:29:37 AM
Like, way too much time. That last one was pretty good.
The last one is an old classic. I just changed the wish.
I wish the puppet wars would end
You're the one who decided to talk to strangers Huggsy.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 28, 2019, 07:11:38 PM
You're the one who decided to talk to strangers Huggsy.
What?
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Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 06:41:54 PM
I wish the puppet wars would end
Me too. If only they left me alone.
But they won't. So I am forced to continue the battle.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 09:06:07 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 06:41:54 PM
I wish the puppet wars would end
Me too. If only they left me alone.
But they won't. So I am forced to continue the battle.
Hicks and Hudson leave you alone. I keep them close by, in my pockets.
You're not complete without a Jerry in your pocket.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 28, 2019, 09:12:53 PM
You're not complete without a Jerry in your pocket.
I keep having to put him in the naughty corner behind the rabbit cage.
I am sick of tiny pairs of undies being found in my kitchen.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 09:11:52 PM
Hicks and Hudson leave you alone. I keep them close by, in my pockets.
It's too late.
I won't be able to rest until they're gone.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 09:15:14 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 28, 2019, 09:12:53 PM
You're not complete without a Jerry in your pocket.
I am sick of tiny pairs of undies being found in my kitchen.
In Jerrys defense, that's probably Baron.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 09:11:52 PM
Hicks and Hudson leave you alone. I keep them close by, in my pockets.
It's too late.
I won't be able to rest until they're gone.
Are you saying they need to be put down?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 09:56:43 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 09:15:14 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 28, 2019, 09:12:53 PM
You're not complete without a Jerry in your pocket.
I am sick of tiny pairs of undies being found in my kitchen.
In Jerrys defense, that's probably Baron.
No, if it isn't Jerry, it's most likely Voodoo.
Voodoo knows his size.
Man, I gotta poop.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 10:10:50 PM
Man, I gotta poop.
The club bathrooms aren't up to code, and Verm has been reading dirty magazines in there for some time. You sure you gotta go?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 10:17:43 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 10:10:50 PM
Man, I gotta poop.
The club bathrooms aren't up to code, and Verm has been reading dirty magazines in there for some time. You sure you gotta go?
Sure a shittin', I mean shootin'.
Clear a path people! I'm coming in hot with a side of bacon!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 10:28:04 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 10:17:43 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 10:10:50 PM
Man, I gotta poop.
The club bathrooms aren't up to code, and Verm has been reading dirty magazines in there for some time. You sure you gotta go?
Sure a shittin', I mean shootin'.
Clear a path people! I'm coming in hot with a side of bacon!
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Everybody
run!
So quiet in here.
Baron's ears are sensitive. So please do. ;D
I was sitting here reading, and suddenly became aware of my breathing and blinking. So now I have to do both manually until the autopilot kicks in again
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 02:31:46 AM
Baron's ears are sensitive. So please do. ;D
Nah. The puppets are napping.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 02:35:01 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 02:31:46 AM
Baron's ears are sensitive. So please do. ;D
Nah. The puppets are napping.
"Say where do you guys want me to set this box full of air horns?"
Slips on whoopy cushion, falls in air horn box. Noise galore.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2019, 03:12:08 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 02:35:01 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 02:31:46 AM
Baron's ears are sensitive. So please do. ;D
Nah. The puppets are napping.
"Say where do you guys want me to set this box full of air horns?"
Slips on whoopy cushion, falls in air horn box. Noise galore.
No, no, no, noooo! I just got them all tucked in!
(https://cdn10.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/05/12JHvoAjAF3rZm.gif)
I have a feeling I legitimately pissed you off.
And I actually feel bad.
Over puppets?
Hmm. No Move or Font size or colors. I think we've been severely limited.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 02:08:03 PM
Hmm. No Move or Font size or colors. I think we've been severely limited.
I mentioned that yesterday.
"Not me, man!" will never be the same.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 02:09:04 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 02:08:03 PM
Hmm. No Move or Font size or colors. I think we've been severely limited.
I mentioned that yesterday.
"Not me, man!" will never be the same.
At first I thought it was an error. Now it seems... deliberate? Did anyone bring it up to Darkness?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 02:11:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 02:09:04 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 02:08:03 PM
Hmm. No Move or Font size or colors. I think we've been severely limited.
I mentioned that yesterday.
"Not me, man!" will never be the same.
At first I thought it was an error. Now it seems... deliberate? Did anyone bring it up to Darkness?
I did.
Pretty sure Hicks is gonna tell us it's because we abused it too much.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 02:14:06 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 02:11:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 02:09:04 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 02:08:03 PM
Hmm. No Move or Font size or colors. I think we've been severely limited.
I mentioned that yesterday.
"Not me, man!" will never be the same.
At first I thought it was an error. Now it seems... deliberate? Did anyone bring it up to Darkness?
I did.
Pretty sure Hicks is gonna tell us it's because we abused it too much.
Ah.
I guess it's just another case of
All good things...
I popped my head in the juice thread and
ho boy. I guess the rules don't really apply in there.
I'm surprised it hasn't been locked yet, to be honest.
Until then, be sure to cover your puppets' eyes!
(https://i.redd.it/by1yahdb2ej21.jpg)
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 01, 2019, 03:28:46 PM
https://i.redd.it/by1yahdb2ej21.jpg
That's hilarious and true.
Never play a board game on the floor. Never.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 03:35:32 PM
Never play a board game on the floor. Never.
*When I finally get the Aliens co-op game*
"Got my hot chocolate and cookies and--where the hell did the Drake piece go?"
*Four hours later*
"Cat, how did you wedge him all the way behind my sofa?"
"His weird papery tongue."
Really? Not the fact that cats lick their butts?
Alrighty then.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 02:06:34 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 01:58:12 PM
Over puppets?
Guess so.
It's my fault.
Or it could be that I recommended "Battlefield Earth" too him. It's quite the stinker!
Battlefield Earth's so bad it's either a friendship maker or breaker. :laugh:
Indeed. I was certainly a bad boy!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 04:40:00 PM
Indeed. I was certainly a bad boy!
Like the time you passed over NA placing P2 first on his list.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 04:44:52 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 04:40:00 PM
Indeed. I was certainly a bad boy!
Like the time you passed over NA placing P2 first on his list.
Wow. I've been a bad boy a lot! I need to hear something good about me!
....
Fast!
....
....
To pick up my self esteem!
...
......
.......
..........
..............
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpz81S7usvTIM8w/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 04:53:01 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 04:44:52 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 04:40:00 PM
Indeed. I was certainly a bad boy!
Like the time you passed over NA placing P2 first on his list.
Wow. I've been a bad boy a lot! I need to hear something good about me!
....
Fast!
....
....
To pick up my self esteem!
...
......
.......
..........
..............
https://media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpz81S7usvTIM8w/giphy.gif
You know all the good Michael Biehn gifs.
Like fine wine, you use only the most tantalizing and exquisite moving images.
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Yes.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 05:22:55 PM
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You make me smile when I need it.
You haven't forced me to resign as head of the Drake fan club. Yet.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 05:26:18 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 05:22:55 PM
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You make me smile when I need it.
You haven't forced me to resign as head of the Drake fan club. Yet.
Why, thank you!!!
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 01, 2019, 05:25:52 PM
Yes.
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I wasn't being serious VM, I ate your sandwich though. ;D
I know. I faked you out with my crocodile tears!
Plus I wanted you to eat my sandwich because it was a tuna melt on pumpernickel! Bleh!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 05:59:31 PM
I know. I faked you out with my crocodile tears!
Plus I wanted you to eat my sandwich because it was a tuna melt on pumpernickel! Bleh!
It's better than whole wheat!
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 06:20:45 PM
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If I ever go to a convention, I'll ask Michael Biehn which he prefers.
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I'm not sure if I want to hug or beat on someone right now.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 09:39:28 PM
I'm not sure if I want to hug or beat on someone right now.
https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/derpy-bunny-05.jpg?w=640&h=553
https://media1.tenor.com/images/714dbdad251d44d9718c249d94e93568/tenor.gif?itemid=12809076
How about both?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 11:45:09 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2019, 09:39:28 PM
I'm not sure if I want to hug or beat on someone right now.
https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/derpy-bunny-05.jpg?w=640&h=553
https://media1.tenor.com/images/714dbdad251d44d9718c249d94e93568/tenor.gif?itemid=12809076
How about both?
Now it's just hug. That's what I need.
I got my cranberry juice.
* Here ya go *
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I know... I get a F for effort
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2019, 11:51:24 PM
* Here ya go *
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I know... I get a F for effort
Nah, you're good.
I'm a little annoyed at how the Members' Thread slowed down too quickly. I feel like I'm not doing my job, and I'm disappointing people. It's not my fault Vermillion is taking his time, and I'm not going to rush him, but I still feel like I'm putting too much pressure on myself to uphold the thread.
Nah, take your time. Everythings fluid and goes through cycles here. There's no timetable. If you post one say a month from now, people will be like "oh cool, another one". Not ' what took rabbit so long she sucks!" You're fine. :)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 02, 2019, 12:04:42 AM
Nah, take your time. Everythings fluid and goes through cycles here. There's no timetable. If you post one say a month from now, people will be like "oh cool, another one". Not ' what took rabbit so long she sucks!" You're fine. :)
It probably will be a month until the next interview.
I also regret posting the last two comics in my art thread. The "balls" comic was a one-hit wonder and can't be replicated. It was mildly funny and I actually feel like it looks good. The next two? Mental diarrhea. Not good at all.
Do something with Bishop and milk. Hicks maybe putting a straw in his ear.
Milk does a body good!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 02, 2019, 12:15:53 AM
Do something with Bishop and milk. Hicks maybe putting a straw in his ear.
Milk does a body good!
Hudson would be the one to do that.
Hicks just feels like he's babysitting--hey, just like ours.
Indeed! :laugh:
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 02, 2019, 12:22:43 AM
Indeed! :laugh:
That adds a layer of meaning to "Are you finished?"
I just hope before Hudson died, he was still allowed to use different font sizes and moving text.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 02, 2019, 12:35:43 AM
I just hope before Hudson died, he was still allowed to use different font sizes and moving text.
And colors. All the colors.
I mean, he was technically the computer guy. He's one who could add the moving text and stuff.
I guess it sets off the motion trackers.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 02, 2019, 12:45:34 AM
I guess it sets off the motion trackers.
Possibly.
That will remain a mystery.
Drake probably got it banned by typing swear words and leaving them on tablets all over the place.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 02, 2019, 02:21:40 AM
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If you want to say you're mad at me, please do.
I'm lost. How does Danny Devito in a cheetah costume mean Baron's mad at Rabbit? I must have missed something.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 02, 2019, 03:37:37 AM
I'm lost. How does Danny Devito in a cheetah costume mean Baron's mad at Rabbit? I must have missed something.
I just feel like he's avoiding telling me he's mad at me.
Is this true Baron?
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 02, 2019, 03:37:37 AM
I'm lost. How does Danny Devito in a cheetah costume mean Baron's mad at Rabbit? I must have missed something.
Women...
Oh be nice Baron.
If she's mistaken don't fan those flames! Extinguish them! Then post a Will Ferrell gif! :)
He's mad at me over the puppet thing. I can tell.
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Where did Huggs go?
He's locked in Baron's trunk I think...
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 02, 2019, 10:16:16 PM
Where did Huggs go?
I'm here. Got turned around near the third junction.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 03, 2019, 01:30:05 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2019, 01:25:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 03, 2019, 01:20:57 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2019, 01:01:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 02, 2019, 10:16:16 PM
Where did Huggs go?
I'm here. Got turned around near the third junction.
What is the third junction?
It's something from the first alien movie.
It's been awhile.
Dallas: "Alright, I've reached the third junction. I'm goin' down."
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2019, 01:31:46 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 03, 2019, 01:30:05 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2019, 01:25:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 03, 2019, 01:20:57 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2019, 01:01:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 02, 2019, 10:16:16 PM
Where did Huggs go?
I'm here. Got turned around near the third junction.
What is the third junction?
It's something from the first alien movie.
It's been awhile.
Dallas: "Alright, I've reached the third junction. I'm goin' down."
Yep.
I've been focusing more on Wierzbowski's armor graffiti for my writing.
I'm a shame to the Alien fandom on the 40th anniversary. :')
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 02, 2019, 02:14:01 PM
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Dad gummit Baron, get that thing off the dance floor!
If anybody needs me, i'm going to the contemplation room. I'll be drowning my tears in cranberry juice and Yoplait.
Alas, the betrayal.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2019, 01:46:53 AM
If anybody needs me, i'm going to the contemplation room. I'll be drowning my tears in cranberry juice and Yoplait.
Alas, the betrayal.
Did I do something wrong?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 03, 2019, 02:45:45 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2019, 01:46:53 AM
If anybody needs me, i'm going to the contemplation room. I'll be drowning my tears in cranberry juice and Yoplait.
Alas, the betrayal.
Did I do something wrong?
I stubbed my pinky toe.
I've been betrayed by my own furniture. I knew that table since it was just a pile of disassembled hardware.
Everything's okay rabbit.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2019, 02:55:15 AM
I stubbed my pinky toe.
I've been betrayed by my own furniture.
Hey, my furniture moves when I drink too!
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All this does is make me think that I would watch Dancing with the Stars if Michael Biehn was in it.
That is all.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 03, 2019, 03:21:20 PM
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What has happened to rainbow road?
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Voodoo, can you post the Michael Biehn gif so I don't explode with rabbit rage on Baron?
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2019, 12:12:17 AM
Voodoo, can you post the Michael Biehn gif so I don't explode with rabbit rage on Baron?
This one?
(https://i.gifer.com/5QsB.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 12:30:04 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2019, 12:12:17 AM
Voodoo, can you post the Michael Biehn gif so I don't explode with rabbit rage on Baron?
This one?
https://i.gifer.com/5QsB.gif
Yep.
Rabbit.exe has rebooted successfully.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2019, 12:33:46 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 12:30:04 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2019, 12:12:17 AM
Voodoo, can you post the Michael Biehn gif so I don't explode with rabbit rage on Baron?
This one?
https://i.gifer.com/5QsB.gif
Yep.
Rabbit.exe has rebooted successfully.
The technical term is rebooty!
(https://i.imgur.com/ZcsFMKC.jpg)
See that?^^^^
Rebooty is a term Baron can get behind!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 12:51:10 AM
See that?^^^^
Rebooty is a term Baron can get behind!
If you know what he means ;)
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 04, 2019, 12:45:51 AM
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 12:51:10 AM
See that?^^^^
Rebooty is a term Baron can get behind!
The mustache makes it hard to tell if that's laughter or fear of rabbits.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2019, 01:10:23 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 04, 2019, 12:45:51 AM
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 12:51:10 AM
See that?^^^^
Rebooty is a term Baron can get behind!
The mustache makes it hard to tell if that's laughter or fear of rabbits.
You have a mustache? ;D
One of these days I'm going to dance naked to the Blue Danube.
It just seems like the right thing to do.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 04, 2019, 01:19:52 AM
One of these days I'm going to dance naked to the Blue Danube.
It just seems like the right thing to do.
The river in Europe?
The waltz.
Although the sound of water brings out the artist in me.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2019, 01:32:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 04, 2019, 01:19:52 AM
One of these days I'm going to dance naked to the Blue Danube.
It just seems like the right thing to do.
The river in Europe?
Well, on the toilet, European.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 01:34:59 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2019, 01:32:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 04, 2019, 01:19:52 AM
One of these days I'm going to dance naked to the Blue Danube.
It just seems like the right thing to do.
The river in Europe?
Well, on the toilet, European.
And your arms are very tired.
Wait, that's not right?
Is that a joke?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jamescamerononline.com%2Fcrazycoffey.JPG&hash=93194fffa47baabe60a9632c1779e3d6c671b9c1)
That's not a mustache, it's a terminator impersonating a mustache.
The prequel fans!!!
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 03:08:09 AM
The prequel fans!!!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnfortunateDependentBurro-size_restricted.gif
Libyans. I knew it. Now we know what was really in Gaddafi's green book. It was the damn covenant script.
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 04, 2019, 03:12:26 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 03:08:09 AM
The prequel fans!!!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnfortunateDependentBurro-size_restricted.gif
Libyans. I knew it. Now we know what was really in Gaddafi's green book. It was the damn covenant script.
None of the Alien films had even been made then.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2019, 11:45:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 04, 2019, 03:12:26 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 03:08:09 AM
The prequel fans!!!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnfortunateDependentBurro-size_restricted.gif
Libyans. I knew it. Now we know what was really in Gaddafi's green book. It was the damn covenant script.
None of the Alien films had even been made then.
Alien = 1979
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 12:09:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2019, 11:45:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 04, 2019, 03:12:26 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 03:08:09 AM
The prequel fans!!!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnfortunateDependentBurro-size_restricted.gif
Libyans. I knew it. Now we know what was really in Gaddafi's green book. It was the damn covenant script.
None of the Alien films had even been made then.
Alien = 1979
I thought the Green Book was written late 60s.
Oh, well.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 12:17:04 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 12:09:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2019, 11:45:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 04, 2019, 03:12:26 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2019, 03:08:09 AM
The prequel fans!!!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnfortunateDependentBurro-size_restricted.gif
Libyans. I knew it. Now we know what was really in Gaddafi's green book. It was the damn covenant script.
None of the Alien films had even been made then.
Alien = 1979
I thought the Green Book was written late 60s.
Oh, well.
I thought you meant by the completion date for BTTF.
The green book was very old. But this is time travel. Anything is possible.
I now assert the theory that Gadaffi was the original creator of the David saga.
This is taking me back to tenth grade global history class.
And it shouldn't be.
See, we're time traveling already.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 12:32:47 AM
See, we're time traveling already.
No, I don't wanna go back. Please. I worked hard to get where I am, mentally.
You stay the same, we just go back as we are. Although I'd advise against contact with your younger self.
Don't you wanna meet Bill Paxton?
I mean, we could go to the future, but I might rule the world at that point.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 01:33:20 AM
You stay the same, we just go back as we are. Although I'd advise against contact with your younger self.
I don't want you to see my younger self.
QuoteDon't you wanna meet Bill Paxton?
Of course I do!
All I want is a hug and a laugh. That's it.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 01:39:38 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 01:33:20 AM
You stay the same, we just go back as we are. Although I'd advise against contact with your younger self.
I don't want you to see my younger self.
We'd still have been friends.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 01:39:38 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 01:33:20 AM
You stay the same, we just go back as we are. Although I'd advise against contact with your younger self.
QuoteDon't you wanna meet Bill Paxton?
Of course I do!
All I want is a hug and a laugh. That's it.
Then we'd save him, so he'd still be with us.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 01:46:41 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 01:39:38 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 01:33:20 AM
Don't you wanna meet Bill Paxton?
Of course I do!
All I want is a hug and a laugh. That's it.
Then we'd save him, so he'd still be with us.
That's true.
I'm not CPR-certified, though.
My certifications expired, but I was certified for CPR, first aid, and AED usage in adults, children and infants.
Four month training course.
But a warning would suffice.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 01:56:23 AM
My certifications expired, but I was certified for CPR, first aid, and AED usage in adults, children and infants.
Four month training course.
But a warning would suffice.
Four months? Really?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 02:02:50 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 01:56:23 AM
My certifications expired, but I was certified for CPR, first aid, and AED usage in adults, children and infants.
Four month training course.
But a warning would suffice.
Four months? Really?
Requirement for my course of study. My instructor was a recently retired combat medic. She put us through it.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 02:10:21 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 02:02:50 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 01:56:23 AM
My certifications expired, but I was certified for CPR, first aid, and AED usage in adults, children and infants.
Four month training course.
But a warning would suffice.
Four months? Really?
Requirement for my course of study. My instructor was a recently retired combat medic. She put us through it.
Ah.
I need to figure out where to go to get certified.
I believe the Dolorean is parked in the club basement.
But we need to iron these plans out.
Once back in 1985, ill race the apc to the hive.
We'll crash through first, and ill grab bill during the firefight while you provide covering fire. If I can get us out before weaver reaches us in the apc, we can outrun em in the delorean. If we can make it off the lot and hit a straight stretch, I can get us back to 2019.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 03:13:51 AM
Once back in 1985, ill race the apc to the hive.
We'll crash through first, and ill grab bill during the firefight while you provide covering fire. If I can get us out before weaver reaches us in the apc, we can outrun em in the delorean. If we can make it off the lot and hit a straight stretch, I can get us back to 2019.
Do I fling in the killer bunnies? Or is that a bad first impression?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 03:23:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 03:13:51 AM
Once back in 1985, ill race the apc to the hive.
We'll crash through first, and ill grab bill during the firefight while you provide covering fire. If I can get us out before weaver reaches us in the apc, we can outrun em in the delorean. If we can make it off the lot and hit a straight stretch, I can get us back to 2019.
Do I fling in the killer bunnies? Or is that a bad first impression?
I wouldn't. Cameron might put them in the movie.
And besides, they might attack rolston.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 03:24:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 03:23:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2019, 03:13:51 AM
Once back in 1985, ill race the apc to the hive.
We'll crash through first, and ill grab bill during the firefight while you provide covering fire. If I can get us out before weaver reaches us in the apc, we can outrun em in the delorean. If we can make it off the lot and hit a straight stretch, I can get us back to 2019.
Do I fling in the killer bunnies? Or is that a bad first impression?
I wouldn't. Cameron might put them in the movie.
And besides, they might attack rolston.
Are you saying rabbits can't be trained?
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Too much information?
(https://i.imgur.com/IZOfOwz.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 05, 2019, 02:22:07 PM
Too much information?
Pretty sure Baron is in a secret collab with Local and Verm regarding who is the better troll.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 02:33:58 PM
Pretty sure Baron is in a secret collab with Local and Verm regarding who is the better troll.
Pretty sure you shouldn't call me things I'm not.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 05, 2019, 02:52:31 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 02:33:58 PM
Pretty sure Baron is in a secret collab with Local and Verm regarding who is the better troll.
Pretty sure you shouldn't call me things I'm not.
http://christinapersaud.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/tumblr_o20cbhug3u1qiju81o7_400.gif
How long ago did you say I was homeless with a crude Hicks puppet?
Did he check your I.D.?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 02:55:59 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 05, 2019, 02:52:31 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 02:33:58 PM
Pretty sure Baron is in a secret collab with Local and Verm regarding who is the better troll.
Pretty sure you shouldn't call me things I'm not.
http://christinapersaud.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/tumblr_o20cbhug3u1qiju81o7_400.gif
How long ago did you say I was homeless with a crude Hicks puppet?
Calling someone a crazy homeless, with a puppet of a movie character, who spends time on an Aliens Vs Predator forum sounds more jokingly and less realistic than calling another forum member a troll. See the difference?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 05, 2019, 03:21:50 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 02:55:59 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 05, 2019, 02:52:31 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 02:33:58 PM
Pretty sure Baron is in a secret collab with Local and Verm regarding who is the better troll.
Pretty sure you shouldn't call me things I'm not.
http://christinapersaud.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/tumblr_o20cbhug3u1qiju81o7_400.gif
How long ago did you say I was homeless with a crude Hicks puppet?
Calling someone a crazy homeless, with a puppet of a movie character, who spends time on an Aliens Vs Predator forum sounds more jokingly and less realistic than calling another forum member a troll. See the difference?
Fine.
I'm sorry.
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/apology-accepted-gif-4.gif)
Aww. Now the only thing that can make this better between you two is a hug...
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 05, 2019, 07:48:37 PM
Aww. Now the only thing that can make this better between you two is a hug...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/vCirAzhuoAoWQ/giphy.gif)
Lemme think about it.
* Baron, time to whip out your Will Ferrell crying gif to tug on her heartstrings and seal the deal *
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 05, 2019, 08:30:35 PM
* Baron, time to whip out your Will Ferrell crying gif to tug on her heartstrings and seal the deal *
That's not how my heart works and you know it.
* Baron, time to whip out a custom NECA Drake figure to tug on her heartstrings and seal the deal *
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 05, 2019, 08:42:38 PM
* Baron, time to whip out a custom NECA Drake figure to tug on her heartstrings and seal the deal *
Much better.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 05, 2019, 07:48:37 PM
Aww. Now the only thing that can make this better between you two is a hug...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/vCirAzhuoAoWQ/giphy.gif)
I don't hug minors. Not even online.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 05, 2019, 08:30:35 PM
* Baron, time to whip out your Will Ferrell crying gif to tug on her heartstrings and seal the deal *
I have and excellent Will Ferrell hugging gif. Too bad I can't use it.
There's even a picture of a facehugger hugging a rabit but with its rapey nature and the underage factor, I thought it's a bad idea.
(https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/will-ferrel-snl.gif)
I have to be 21 to get a freakin' hug?
Maybe Baron serves beer while hugging..
I don't make the rules.
Did somebody say hug?
Since it's you doing the hugging and not me...
(https://i6d6i9t9.stackpathcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Alien-Xenomorph-Facehugger-Bunny-Sculpture.jpg)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 06, 2019, 12:31:12 AM
Since it's you doing the hugging and not me...
https://i6d6i9t9.stackpathcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Alien-Xenomorph-Facehugger-Bunny-Sculpture.jpg
Oh no you don't.
Get in there soldier.
(https://i.gifer.com/8unR.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 12:42:35 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 06, 2019, 12:31:12 AM
Since it's you doing the hugging and not me...
https://i6d6i9t9.stackpathcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Alien-Xenomorph-Facehugger-Bunny-Sculpture.jpg
Oh no you don't.
Get in there soldier.
*Hudson scream*
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 06, 2019, 12:49:36 AM
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Hurry up so we can do all the cocaine in the freakin' world.
I'm just . . . disturbed.
Like, I need to see some kittens or bunnies or something like that.
To juggle or to snuggle?
Because neither is conducive to juggling.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 01:21:48 AM
To juggle or to snuggle?
Because neither is conducive to juggling.
I don't know.
Because a rabbit juggling other rabbits would be odd. But, why be normal? It's no fun.
I remember once when the power went out on my street, I stood outside and listened to the theme from "I am legend".
Wild experience.
The strange things we humans do.
(https://brevity.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bunnies.jpg)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 01:52:55 AM
https://brevity.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bunnies.jpg
Professor Hinkle's gone mad
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 01:56:46 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 01:52:55 AM
https://brevity.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bunnies.jpg
Professor Hinkle's gone mad
You would, too, after writing "I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty" a hundred million times.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 06, 2019, 01:57:31 AM
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Danny Bautista in: Gardeners of the galaxy.
Strike a pose. Now vogue!
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 06, 2019, 02:21:09 AM
Strike a pose. Now vogue!
https://i.imgur.com/TJBnmkz.gif
Because we've never seen a miracle.
Now all we need is some of that tiger claw action from the Rambo films.
This thread is a miracle.
It's survived 2 attempts already.
Although the juice thing really only counts as half I think. Since it was purely sexual.
(https://i.imgur.com/6dTamOr.jpg)
You know that's going to give you gas?
I am prepared to evacuate the thread.
Don't press that panic button yet.
This could be entertaining.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:22:43 AM
Don't press that panic button yet.
This could be entertaining.
I already did. My plastic babies are in cardboard boxes and ready to go.
Good. Better get them to safety before the chili backblast.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:26:19 AM
Good. Better get them to safety before the chili backblast.
How long is this supposed to last. 60 Hudsons means 60 times more panicking.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 03:30:22 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:26:19 AM
Good. Better get them to safety before the chili backblast.
How long is this supposed to last. 60 Hudsons means 60 times more panicking.
Give them cookies and read them a story.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 02:46:37 AM
You know that's going to give you gas?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SizzlingCornyCaimanlizard-size_restricted.gif)
I'd say you've had enough.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:34:04 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 03:30:22 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:26:19 AM
Good. Better get them to safety before the chili backblast.
How long is this supposed to last. 60 Hudsons means 60 times more panicking.
Give them cookies and read them a story.
One box of Oreos won't be enough, dammit.
Oh, shit, it's starting! Close the windows, lock the doors!
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.
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:41:40 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 03:40:09 AM
Oh, shit, it's starting!
I see what you did there.
Bad choice of words, I know.
That odor can linger for a long time. We'll need supplies.
I think the playground's compromised.
I've already hung up the signs.
(https://cdn1.vectorstock.com/i/1000x1000/48/40/quarantine-vector-5614840.jpg)
Fart Zone
Do Not Enter
Baron and Old One's got the perimeter.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 03:31:02 PM
Baron and Old One's got the perimeter.
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Baron caused this thing! Don't let him near the perimeter!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 03:51:35 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 03:31:02 PM
Baron and Old One's got the perimeter.
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--jfL51L2K--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/fqqs3dvcnbsiyrkwnram.jpg)
Baron caused this thing! Don't let him near the perimeter!
It's an infiltrator model.
The flatulator 1000.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 03:31:02 PM
Baron and Old One's got the perimeter.
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--jfL51L2K--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/fqqs3dvcnbsiyrkwnram.jpg)
We need absolute purity.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:53:48 PM
We need absolute purity.
Okay, Wabbit can march the perimeter.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/e33aae972cb2c9b02b437e8087128184/tumblr_inline_mgrswuHZGe1rxc4n0.gif)
Pull back. I smell gas.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:53:48 PM
We need absolute purity.
Okay, Wabbit can march the perimeter.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e33aae972cb2c9b02b437e8087128184/tumblr_inline_mgrswuHZGe1rxc4n0.gif
I have sixty plastic Hudsons. I can't leave them alone. What if something happened to me? Who will care for them all?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 04:38:49 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:53:48 PM
We need absolute purity.
Okay, Wabbit can march the perimeter.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e33aae972cb2c9b02b437e8087128184/tumblr_inline_mgrswuHZGe1rxc4n0.gif
I have sixty plastic Hudsons. I can't leave them alone. What if something happened to me? Who will care for them all?
Baron
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 05:41:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 04:38:49 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:53:48 PM
We need absolute purity.
Okay, Wabbit can march the perimeter.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e33aae972cb2c9b02b437e8087128184/tumblr_inline_mgrswuHZGe1rxc4n0.gif
I have sixty plastic Hudsons. I can't leave them alone. What if something happened to me? Who will care for them all?
Baron
(https://i.imgflip.com/21e77d.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 05:41:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 04:38:49 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 03:53:48 PM
We need absolute purity.
Okay, Wabbit can march the perimeter.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e33aae972cb2c9b02b437e8087128184/tumblr_inline_mgrswuHZGe1rxc4n0.gif
I have sixty plastic Hudsons. I can't leave them alone. What if something happened to me? Who will care for them all?
Baron
Absolutely not.
It's in writing.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 06:11:49 PM
It's in writing.
No. I had Voodoo down as next guardian.
Apparently, you didn't read the fine print.
Here, use this giant novelty magnifying glass.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 06:33:42 PM
Apparently, you didn't need the fine print.
Here, use this giant novelty magnifying glass.
What? This will was tampered with!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 06:35:57 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 06:33:42 PM
Apparently, you didn't need the fine print.
Here, use this giant novelty magnifying glass.
What? This will was tampered with!
There's a fingerprint here that smells like Will Ferrell
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 06:39:22 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 06:35:57 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 06:33:42 PM
Apparently, you didn't need the fine print.
Here, use this giant novelty magnifying glass.
What? This will was tampered with!
There's a fingerprint here that smells like Will Ferrell
Baron. Goddamn you!
We need this fixed before I go out to the perimeter.
According to the system, it's Danny devitos fingerprint.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 06:48:02 PM
According to the system, it's Danny devitos fingerprint.
How do we fix this?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 06:57:24 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 06:48:02 PM
According to the system, it's Danny devitos fingerprint.
How do we fix this?
Clouds over Philadelphia.
We can't have a semi-intense legal battle under the bridge between the slide and the monkey bars?
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/679afe73e61d3e29a937a7b0540d86af/tumblr_olhyeeieZS1r0jkkko2_r1_500.gif)
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 06, 2019, 10:15:40 AM
(https://i.giphy.com/media/SH4sAbjL8LoGc/giphy.webp)
.
(https://y.yarn.co/ac7e9fac-e1a7-4485-84e4-45d522063800_text.gif)
Poky! :-* I missed you.
Gif along with us...
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 06, 2019, 08:02:22 PM
The lot of you never seen Misfits I take it, I wasn't being serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRvNDA56Tn0
I assume you were goofing around like the rest of us.
Yes, I did see Misfits. Underrated series.
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 06, 2019, 08:02:22 PM
The lot of you never seen Misfits I take it, I wasn't being serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRvNDA56Tn0
Ahh. My serious detector is obviously defective!
I was dead serious.
I enjoy a good scolding. ;D
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 08:18:34 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 06, 2019, 08:02:22 PM
The lot of you never seen Misfits I take it, I wasn't being serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRvNDA56Tn0
Ahh. My serious detector is obviously defective!
We had a bullshit detector in Vermillion.
Emphasis on
had.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 08:25:36 PM
I was dead serious.
I enjoy a good scolding. ;D
For one box of vanilla cake mix that will go toward the super-rich, no-fluffy cake to celebrate the announcement of a NECA Drake figure on God-knows-when, you can have a free angry bunny session that tells you all your problems as mean as a bunny can get.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 08:27:11 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 08:18:34 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 06, 2019, 08:02:22 PM
The lot of you never seen Misfits I take it, I wasn't being serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRvNDA56Tn0
Ahh. My serious detector is obviously defective!
We had a bullshit detector in Vermillion.
Yes, I remember. Whenever he had enough lager he'd scream "Voolshit!" at the first thing he found questionable.
Who is this Vermillion you speak of?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 08:34:29 PM
Who is this Vermillion you speak of?
The promise of love and closeness proved too much. He fled to a large tree somewhere in Tibet. He's all but legend now.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 08:25:36 PM
I was dead serious.
I enjoy a good scolding. ;D
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/a768f0616668d3d8542b8ec5ebffd46f/tumblr_pn7do7TVo81ryfjo0o2_500.gif)
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 06, 2019, 08:41:32 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 08:25:36 PM
I was dead serious.
I enjoy a good scolding. ;D
https://66.media.tumblr.com/a768f0616668d3d8542b8ec5ebffd46f/tumblr_pn7do7TVo81ryfjo0o2_500.gif
Is that milk of magnesia?
IDK
No!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 08:36:42 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 08:34:29 PM
Who is this Vermillion you speak of?
The promise of love and closeness proved too much. He fled to a large tree somewhere in Tibet. He's all but legend now.
I did send him a set of questions. Not sure how long it'll be before I get answers and finally post a new interview.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 10:05:05 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 08:36:42 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 08:34:29 PM
Who is this Vermillion you speak of?
The promise of love and closeness proved too much. He fled to a large tree somewhere in Tibet. He's all but legend now.
I did send him a set of questions. Not sure how long it'll be before I get answers and finally post a new interview.
In time for the holidays he'll reappear, with still no questions answered, and he'll say....
Remember me?And Wabbit will be like....
(https://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Scumbag-arnie.gif)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2065862d9e6d1a42b6aa0a9ca410c394/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 10:11:15 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 10:05:05 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 08:36:42 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 08:34:29 PM
Who is this Vermillion you speak of?
The promise of love and closeness proved too much. He fled to a large tree somewhere in Tibet. He's all but legend now.
I did send him a set of questions. Not sure how long it'll be before I get answers and finally post a new interview.
In time for the holidays he'll reappear, with still no questions answered, and he'll say.... Remember me?
And Wabbit will be like....
https://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Scumbag-arnie.gif
You are absolutely right.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/6a42aa8817bc7b57fa25b61380bb0e06/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 06, 2019, 10:13:22 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2065862d9e6d1a42b6aa0a9ca410c394/tenor.gif
"It's good for your health, ya dingus".
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 12:14:17 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 06, 2019, 10:13:22 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2065862d9e6d1a42b6aa0a9ca410c394/tenor.gif
"It's good for your health, ya dingus".
Voodoo's been trying to get me to do a milk comic.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 06, 2019, 10:05:05 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 06, 2019, 08:36:42 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 06, 2019, 08:34:29 PM
Who is this Vermillion you speak of?
The promise of love and closeness proved too much. He fled to a large tree somewhere in Tibet. He's all but legend now.
I did send him a set of questions. Not sure how long it'll be before I get answers and finally post a new interview.
I expect any answers he gives you will sound like something out of an Onion advice column.
https://www.theonion.com/c/advice
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:26:23 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 12:14:17 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 06, 2019, 10:13:22 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2065862d9e6d1a42b6aa0a9ca410c394/tenor.gif
"It's good for your health, ya dingus".
Voodoo's been trying to get me to do a milk comic.
Sounds abstract.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:26:23 AM
Voodoo's been trying to get me to do a milk comic.
(https://i.imgur.com/qGj9Oxv.gif)
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 07, 2019, 12:47:15 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:26:23 AM
Voodoo's been trying to get me to do a milk comic.
https://i.imgur.com/qGj9Oxv.gif
Nic Cage in: The Milkmans Witness
I should've been more specific.
Voodoo thinks I should do a comic where someone thinks that's actual milk inside Bishop.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:58:04 AM
I should've been more specific.
Voodoo thinks I should do a comic where someone thinks that's actual milk inside Bishop.
Gives a new meaning to life cereal.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:58:04 AM
I should've been more specific.
Voodoo thinks I should do a comic where someone thinks that's actual milk inside Bishop.
He's like a big Canadian milk bag.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 12:59:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:58:04 AM
I should've been more specific.
Voodoo thinks I should do a comic where someone thinks that's actual milk inside Bishop.
Gives a new meaning to life cereal.
Actually, that's a good idea.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 07, 2019, 01:01:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:58:04 AM
I should've been more specific.
Voodoo thinks I should do a comic where someone thinks that's actual milk inside Bishop.
He's like a big Canadian milk bag.
He's the Rob Ford of the aliens franchise?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 01:02:21 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 12:59:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:58:04 AM
I should've been more specific.
Voodoo thinks I should do a comic where someone thinks that's actual milk inside Bishop.
Gives a new meaning to life cereal.
Actually, that's a good idea.
Beats accidentally drinking the breast milk, I guess.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 01:04:36 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 01:02:21 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 12:59:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:58:04 AM
I should've been more specific.
Voodoo thinks I should do a comic where someone thinks that's actual milk inside Bishop.
Gives a new meaning to life cereal.
Actually, that's a good idea.
Beats accidentally drinking the breast milk, I guess.
It's definitely not mine, that's for sure.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 01:21:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 01:04:36 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 01:02:21 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 12:59:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:58:04 AM
I should've been more specific.
Voodoo thinks I should do a comic where someone thinks that's actual milk inside Bishop.
Gives a new meaning to life cereal.
Actually, that's a good idea.
Beats accidentally drinking the breast milk, I guess.
It's definitely not mine, that's for sure.
Really?
Lemme see.
Swish, swish, spit.
Verm. Yeah, it's definitely Verm.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 01:27:10 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 01:21:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 01:04:36 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 01:02:21 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 12:59:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 12:58:04 AM
I should've been more specific.
Voodoo thinks I should do a comic where someone thinks that's actual milk inside Bishop.
Gives a new meaning to life cereal.
Actually, that's a good idea.
Beats accidentally drinking the breast milk, I guess.
It's definitely not mine, that's for sure.
Really?
Lemme see.
Swish, swish, spit.
Verm. Yeah, it's definitely Verm.
Well, that's nasty.
Just like the Great Fart Bomb last night.
No look, it's got a tag right here on the lid.
See?
"Verms breast milk. 3/1/2019"
Kinda wish I had noticed that earlier.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 01:31:46 AM
No look, it's got a tag right here on the lid.
See?
"Verms breast milk. 3/1/2019"
Kinda wish I had noticed that earlier.
That doesn't help.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 01:34:04 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 01:31:46 AM
No look, it's got a tag right here on the lid.
See?
"Verms breast milk. 3/1/2019"
Kinda wish I had noticed that earlier.
That doesn't help.
Doesn't help me any, that's for sure.
(https://i.imgur.com/SGtIpFh.gif)
(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/milk3.gif)
So that's where he's been.
Peddling his lactate on the street.
Alright, let's move on to something else.
. . .
Remember the Worst Advice thread?
We need to stage an intervention.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 01:55:30 AM
We need to stage an intervention.
For what? I stopped at sixty with the Hudson figures.
For Verm and his oh my god there he goes again.
Stop that motorized pickle!
Nach Ihm Schnell! Err kommt weg! Sohn einer Ziege!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ahdTrws_3XQ
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 02:23:37 AM
For Verm and his oh my god there he goes again.
Stop that motorized pickle!
Nach Ihm Schnell! Err kommt weg! Sohn einer Ziege!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ahdTrws_3XQ
You go. I gotta put everyone to bed.
I am in pursuit of the pickle.
He's trying to lose me in the hedge maze.
If he makes it to the farmers market, things could get difficult.
Why is he so small?
Did someone say zucchini?
I'm in the head of lettuce.
It's got great suspension but I'm losing layers at high speed.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 02:37:37 AM
I'm in the head of lettuce.
It's got great suspension but I'm losing layers at high speed.
Was gonna make salads tomorrow.
Never mind.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 02:40:15 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 02:37:37 AM
I'm in the head of lettuce.
It's got great suspension but I'm losing layers at high speed.
Was gonna make salads tomorrow.
Never mind.
I would've taken the soybean but it's in for an oil change.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 02:43:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 02:40:15 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 02:37:37 AM
I'm in the head of lettuce.
It's got great suspension but I'm losing layers at high speed.
Was gonna make salads tomorrow.
Never mind.
I would've taken the soybean but it's in for an oil change.
Just don't touch the carrot. That's mine.
Or the potato. I use that for groceries.
He thinks he can lose me under that oncoming train.
Haha!
Wrong!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 02:45:54 AM
Just don't touch the carrot. That's mine.
Or the potato. I use that for groceries.
When do you turn 21?
So I can make inappropriate comments on your posts.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 02:37:37 AM
I'm in the head of lettuce.
It's got great suspension but I'm losing layers at high speed.
Devil's Lettuce?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 07, 2019, 02:55:00 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 07, 2019, 02:34:40 AM
Did someone say zucchini?
Iron Man did.
Iron Man said
hide the zucchini.
I think I'm going to practice karate now.
Stand back.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GreedyFrigidBluefish-small.gif)
Don't make me use my kick of death.
Damn you Baron and your lightning fast reflexes!
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/8nibC7sUrgf4s/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c80883f6639763545eeac23)
Aha! Uh...well.
I'm stuck to the bottom of the train. I was firing a gravity muffin
and he lodged something in the barrel. It backfired.
Some kind of paper.
These look like the answers to interview questions.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 07, 2019, 03:02:58 AM
Don't make me use my kick of death.
I thought that was the one where you throw the dead guys leg?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 07, 2019, 03:02:58 AM
Don't make me use my kick of death.
Damn you Baron and your lightning fast reflexes!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/8nibC7sUrgf4s/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c80883f6639763545eeac23
There's one or more Sunny or Will Ferrell gif for almost everything.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FnsKQSmC.gif&hash=76944d5db36d07b2d184b55e9caf4268ca38776b)
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 07, 2019, 03:30:11 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 07, 2019, 02:58:02 AM
Iron Man said hide the zucchini.
I never did understand that line...
I think it's usually hide the salami. Zucchini must be the vegetarian/vegan option.
First time I read it somewhere online. Later on I heard it in an 80's comedy.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 03:46:03 AM
Aztec ritual. First one to find the vegetables goes to heaven.
Fake news!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 07, 2019, 04:19:52 AM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 07, 2019, 03:30:11 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 07, 2019, 02:58:02 AMIron Man said hide the zucchini.
I never did understand that line...
I think it's usually hide the salami. Zucchini must be the vegetarian/vegan option.
First time I read it somewhere online. Later on I heard it in an 80's comedy.
I still don't get it. :-\
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 07, 2019, 04:30:04 AMI still don't get it. :-\
How about egg plant? I think that's a word with a similar meaning a lot of people use these days.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 07, 2019, 04:19:52 AM
I think it's usually hide the salami. Zucchini must be the vegetarian/vegan option.
First time I read it somewhere online. Later on I heard it in an 80's comedy.
Hulk is green. Zucchini is green. Black Widow and Bruce were developing a thing...
Don't think they did it because of that.
Because if a regular dong's supposed to look like a salami, the person who made that up needed a doctor.
Btw, do you realise yous are turning this into the juicy topic.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 07, 2019, 02:55:20 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 02:45:54 AM
Just don't touch the carrot. That's mine.
Or the potato. I use that for groceries.
When do you turn 21?
So I can make inappropriate comments on your posts.
According to Voodoo's chart, I'm old as hell in rabbit years.
Doesn't hold up in court. Chart dismissed.
Okay. What if the 19 year old Wabbit hugs one side of a redwood tree..
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/14/d3/f9/14d3f96b075d46da44d0135a128ce787.jpg)
..and the 57 year old Baron hugs the other side of a redwood tree...
(https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/0b/5d/12/fa/get-out-of-the-car-hug.jpg)
...arent you by transitive property, hugging each other, legally?
Screw this, man, I'll wait two years to get a hug.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7978792960/h587BAEDC/)
I'll probably get to hug Michael Biehn before I hug Baron.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 04:25:28 PM
I'll probably get to hug Michael Biehn before I hug Baron.
Spoiler
But unlike Michael, Baron won't call security when you hug him.
No means no, Cosbys!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 07, 2019, 04:29:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 04:25:28 PM
I'll probably get to hug Michael Biehn before I hug Baron.
Spoiler
But unlike Michael, Baron won't call security when you hug him.
Spoiler
It's not like I'm going to jump over the table.
What in the world is going on?
Okay
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 06:05:44 PM
What in the world is going on?
They're trying to force me into hugging.
And are make unnecessary use of the spoiler option again.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 07, 2019, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 06:05:44 PM
What in the world is going on?
They're trying to force me into hugging.
And are make unnecessary use of the spoiler option again.
What brought on all this?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 07, 2019, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 06:05:44 PM
What in the world is going on?
They're trying to force me into hugging.
And are make unnecessary use of the spoiler option again.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/26FmQl6iR51m9542c/giphy.gif)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgif-finder.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F02%2FAnchorman-2-The-Legend-Continue-Ron-Burgundy-Will-Ferrell-f%2A%2Ak-You.gif&hash=fc740c640a9c5b8aa8128a60b65e9ab500df7fc5)
* uncomfortable silence *
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 07, 2019, 08:43:58 PM
Will Ferrell's unfunny.
Depends on his improv or on the writer/director.
Who do you consider funny, Poky?
And what are your favorite comedies?
I have never looked at this thread before.
What the sheeyit?
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 07, 2019, 09:46:20 PM
Monty Python, I guess, I don't really care for comedies at all tbh.
I much, much prefer Funhaus, WoolieVS, PatStaresAt, PlagueOfGripes, VideogameDunkey on YT.
No wonder you're such a grumpy.
I got no idea what the things you listed are. I'm old.
Quote from: Stitch on Mar 07, 2019, 09:54:24 PM
I have never looked at this thread before.
What the sheeyit?
You need to add a gif to make your feelings more clear.
Quote from: Stitch on Mar 07, 2019, 09:54:24 PM
I have never looked at this thread before.
What the sheeyit?
It's therapy. We engage in nonsensical conversations over varying degree.
Quote from: Stitch on Mar 07, 2019, 09:54:24 PM
I have never looked at this thread before.
What the sheeyit?
We discuss dancing poodles here, and only dancing poodles.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/nT5udSPy3Ocjm/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c8195222e6d5843555f6262)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 07, 2019, 10:04:34 PM
Quote from: Stitch on Mar 07, 2019, 09:54:24 PM
I have never looked at this thread before.
What the sheeyit?
We discuss dancing poodles here, and only dancing poodles.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/nT5udSPy3Ocjm/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c8195222e6d5843555f6262
I thought it was caring for your absurdly large collection of plastic Hudsons.
And psychotic teddy bears.
And driving random vegetables.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 07, 2019, 10:04:34 PM
Quote from: Stitch on Mar 07, 2019, 09:54:24 PM
I have never looked at this thread before.
What the sheeyit?
We discuss dancing poodles here, and only dancing poodles.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/nT5udSPy3Ocjm/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c8195222e6d5843555f6262
That's how the Germans lost the war.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 07, 2019, 09:58:15 PM
Quote from: Stitch on Mar 07, 2019, 09:54:24 PM
I have never looked at this thread before.
What the sheeyit?
You need to add a gif to make your feelings more clear.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ReliableDimwittedKingsnake-max-1mb.gif)
Hey, you guys knew I haven't seen Abyss yet.
Or Navy SEALS.
Or Tombstone.
May as well stamp "FAIL" on my forehead.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 11:46:57 PM
Hey, you guys knew I haven't seen Abyss yet.
Or Navy SEALS.
Or Tombstone.
May as well stamp "FAIL" on my forehead.
You want "the predator" stamped on your forehead?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 11:57:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 11:46:57 PM
Hey, you guys knew I haven't seen Abyss yet.
Or Navy SEALS.
Or Tombstone.
May as well stamp "FAIL" on my forehead.
You want "the predator" stamped on your forehead?
This kind of failure deserves "AvP:R" getting stamped on my forehead.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 11:46:57 PM
Hey, you guys knew I haven't seen Abyss yet.
Or Navy SEALS.
Or Tombstone.
May as well stamp "FAIL" on my forehead.
Navy SEALS I can't comment on, but the other two are legendary.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 12:06:38 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 11:57:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 11:46:57 PM
Hey, you guys knew I haven't seen Abyss yet.
Or Navy SEALS.
Or Tombstone.
May as well stamp "FAIL" on my forehead.
You want "the predator" stamped on your forehead?
This kind of failure deserves "AvP:R" getting stamped on my forehead.
Oh, so it's not that bad afterall?
;)
Quote from: Stitch on Mar 07, 2019, 10:45:23 PM
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ReliableDimwittedKingsnake-max-1mb.gif
(https://media.giphy.com/media/o9u73NCS579iE/200.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2019, 11:46:57 PM
Hey, you guys knew I haven't seen Abyss yet.
Or Navy SEALS.
Or Tombstone.
May as well stamp "FAIL" on my forehead.
Why don't you do something about it?
Get some job for a couple of days, start a lemonade stand, steal change from a wishing well, dress like homeless person ( ;)) and beg,...
(https://i.redd.it/8dwl17gme2q01.gif)
So, Huggs and one other person voted for Drake.
Who is this mystery member? I must know.
It was either Baron or someone else.
Which makes sense because if it wasn't Baron, then it had to be somebody else.
...I've lost the plot here.
Yes.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 03:05:43 AM
So, Huggs and one other person voted for Drake.
Who is this mystery member? I must know.
*cough* *cough* *cough* *sympathy vote* *cough* *cough*
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 02:01:26 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 03:05:43 AM
So, Huggs and one other person voted for Drake.
Who is this mystery member? I must know.
*cough* *cough* *cough* *sympathy vote* *cough* *cough*
Was it you?
Awww.
Or..... it could be Baron as an apology for his no hug policy!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 02:26:58 PM
Or..... it could be Baron as an apology for his no hug policy!
What is the deal with that?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:21:41 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 02:26:58 PM
Or..... it could be Baron as an apology for his no hug policy!
What is the deal with that?
He won't hug me because I'm under 21.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:25:54 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:24:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:23:33 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:21:41 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 02:26:58 PM
Or..... it could be Baron as an apology for his no hug policy!
What is the deal with that?
He won't hug me because I'm under 21.
Religious beliefs?
I'm still a minor, I guess.
His loss.
Huggs, who did you bribe to vote for Drake?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:32:06 PM
Huggs, who did you bribe to vote for Drake?
I don't know who did it, honestly.
But I have my theories.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:32:06 PM
Huggs, who did you bribe to vote for Drake?
I don't know who did it, honestly.
But I have my theories.
Like what?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:39:22 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:37:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:32:06 PM
Huggs, who did you bribe to vote for Drake?
I don't know who did it, honestly.
But I have my theories.
Like what?
My first suspects would be baron and voodoo.
Voodoo already picked Vasquez, and I don't think Baron would even bother venturing into that thread.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:55:58 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:39:22 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:37:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:32:06 PM
Huggs, who did you bribe to vote for Drake?
I don't know who did it, honestly.
But I have my theories.
Like what?
My first suspects would be baron and voodoo.
Voodoo already picked Vasquez, and I don't think Baron would even bother venturing into that thread.
Which gives him the perfect alibi. ;)
It was the Brother Marlon, have no doubt.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:57:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:55:58 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:39:22 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:37:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2019, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:32:06 PM
Huggs, who did you bribe to vote for Drake?
I don't know who did it, honestly.
But I have my theories.
Like what?
My first suspects would be baron and voodoo.
Voodoo already picked Vasquez, and I don't think Baron would even bother venturing into that thread.
Which gives him the perfect alibi. ;)
How do we get an answer out of him?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:55:58 PM
Voodoo already picked Vasquez
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0IypzHdEdTTt0KBy/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c82bbc77869462e7391eb89)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 07:01:49 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:55:58 PM
Voodoo already picked Vasquez
https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0IypzHdEdTTt0KBy/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c82bbc77869462e7391eb89
Its one of you two yutes.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o7btYu6z5LpgeAN32/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c82bdb042467056452ffae8)
Screw this. I'll be in my club.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 08, 2019, 07:13:42 PM
Screw this. I'll be in my club.
Well, be sure to make some room in there tonight.
I need to pull the car back in before the rain gets here. ;)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 07:09:56 PM
https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o7btYu6z5LpgeAN32/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c82bdb042467056452ffae8
Perhaps they're being confused with a 64 Buick skylark.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 07:01:49 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:55:58 PM
Voodoo already picked Vasquez
https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0IypzHdEdTTt0KBy/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c82bbc77869462e7391eb89
Example A, from the Drake vs. Vasquez thread:
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 24, 2019, 03:37:22 PM
Drake got zero votes??? You didn't even vote for him Wabbit?
Drake is at least worth your vote!!!
https://data.whicdn.com/images/313610676/original.gif
Ah, who am I kidding!
VASQUEZ all the way!!!
https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif
Example B, from the Recess Thread:
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 10:33:54 PM
That's because Vasquez is more memorable than Drake
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 08:01:15 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 07:01:49 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 08, 2019, 06:55:58 PM
Voodoo already picked Vasquez
https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0IypzHdEdTTt0KBy/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c82bbc77869462e7391eb89
Example A, from the Drake vs. Vasquez thread:
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 24, 2019, 03:37:22 PM
Drake got zero votes??? You didn't even vote for him Wabbit?
Drake is at least worth your vote!!!
https://data.whicdn.com/images/313610676/original.gif
Ah, who am I kidding!
VASQUEZ all the way!!!
https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif
Example B, from the Recess Thread:
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 20, 2019, 10:33:54 PM
That's because Vasquez is more memorable than Drake
Get it straight Fuzzy Toes! Vasquez is more memorable than Drake. That's why we are not alleging I voted for Drake.
We are alleging I sympathy voted for Drake!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/aVtdz7iNVPI1W/giphy.gif)
;D
Did you sympathy-vote Drake?
Never mind. He doesn't need yours after you said he's not as memorable.
Remember Wabbit. Out of all the people who could have voted for Drake, the only one we're sure it wasn't...
was you.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/laUY2MuoktHPy/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 11:57:08 PM
Remember Wabbit. Out of all the people who could have voted for Drake, the only one we're sure it wasn't...
was you.
https://media.giphy.com/media/laUY2MuoktHPy/giphy.gif
. . .
I'm gonna go ask Hicks to remove my vote, so I can right my wrongs and stop living in this horrendous shame I have brought upon myself, as the world's biggest Drake fan, no less.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 12:05:25 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 11:57:08 PM
Remember Wabbit. Out of all the people who could have voted for Drake, the only one we're sure it wasn't...
was you.
https://media.giphy.com/media/laUY2MuoktHPy/giphy.gif
. . .
I'm gonna go ask Hicks to remove my vote, so I can right my wrongs and stop living in this horrendous shame I have brought upon myself, as the world's biggest Drake fan, no less.
What's done is done.
Stand proudly.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2019, 01:11:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 12:05:25 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 11:57:08 PM
Remember Wabbit. Out of all the people who could have voted for Drake, the only one we're sure it wasn't...
was you.
https://media.giphy.com/media/laUY2MuoktHPy/giphy.gif
. . .
I'm gonna go ask Hicks to remove my vote, so I can right my wrongs and stop living in this horrendous shame I have brought upon myself, as the world's biggest Drake fan, no less.
What's done is done.
Stand proudly.
As a Rolstonite, I can't do that.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 01:19:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2019, 01:11:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 12:05:25 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 11:57:08 PM
Remember Wabbit. Out of all the people who could have voted for Drake, the only one we're sure it wasn't...
was you.
https://media.giphy.com/media/laUY2MuoktHPy/giphy.gif
. . .
I'm gonna go ask Hicks to remove my vote, so I can right my wrongs and stop living in this horrendous shame I have brought upon myself, as the world's biggest Drake fan, no less.
What's done is done.
Stand proudly.
As a Rolstonite, I can't do that.
You still technically voted for him.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2019, 01:20:15 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 01:19:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2019, 01:11:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 12:05:25 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 08, 2019, 11:57:08 PM
Remember Wabbit. Out of all the people who could have voted for Drake, the only one we're sure it wasn't...
was you.
https://media.giphy.com/media/laUY2MuoktHPy/giphy.gif
. . .
I'm gonna go ask Hicks to remove my vote, so I can right my wrongs and stop living in this horrendous shame I have brought upon myself, as the world's biggest Drake fan, no less.
What's done is done.
Stand proudly.
As a Rolstonite, I can't do that.
You still technically voted for him.
I went the wimpy route with "both."
Any vote for Rolston, is the right vote.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2019, 01:24:31 AM
Any vote for Rolston, is the right vote.
I already asked Hicks to remove my vote. :c
It's in God's hands now.
No, darkness is God.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 01:34:57 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2019, 01:32:35 AM
It's in God's hands now.
Hicks is God?
Just in England and some parts of Chili.
Though rumors persist about a remote village in southern Uzbekistan.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2019, 01:38:23 AM
No, darkness is God.Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 01:34:57 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2019, 01:32:35 AM
It's in God's hands now.
Hicks is God?
Just in England and some parts of Chili.
Though rumors persist about a remote village in southern Uzbekistan.
I'll just roll with this now.
And hope God-Hicks lets me change my vote.
I could work in a Stonehenge conspiracy, but some things are better left to the imagination.
I don't know why, but every time I see someone viewing my profile on the "Who's Online" page, I feel like saying, "You might regret that. Just saying."
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F66.media.tumblr.com%2F479bb38fdbbe7ec5225cce3a023dfc9c%2Ftumblr_muqote4Qj01sfow2io1_500.png&hash=559bbd3bd129fc31b7688725dcb065919ad54042)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2019, 01:38:23 AM
No, darkness is God.Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 01:34:57 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2019, 01:32:35 AM
It's in God's hands now.
Hicks is God?
Just in England and some parts of Chili.
Though rumors persist about a remote village in southern Uzbekistan.
Hold up a cotton picking second. I'm in England. Since when has Hicks been god? That's news to me. I'm atheist!
Does that mean I don't believe in Hicks?
(https://i.imgur.com/aMOCWO0.gif)
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/xBqg5gAf1xINizpek6/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c84093d485069444917777e)
My vote has been changed. You can stop shaming me now, Voodoo. >:3
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 08:15:03 PM
My vote has been changed. You can stop shaming me now, Voodoo. >:3
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HeftyTheseAnole-size_restricted.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 09, 2019, 10:44:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 08:15:03 PM
My vote has been changed. You can stop shaming me now, Voodoo. >:3
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HeftyTheseAnole-size_restricted.gif
Right. I got something that'll make you forget and we can move on to the next funny thing in the Recess Thread:
Wierzbowski's impressive sweat-stains.(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDJ4qkTXgAAi4fZ.jpg)
. . .
I'll . . . show myself to the door.
Huggs, help.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:05:29 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 09, 2019, 10:44:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 08:15:03 PM
My vote has been changed. You can stop shaming me now, Voodoo. >:3
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HeftyTheseAnole-size_restricted.gif
Right. I got something that'll make you forget and we can move on to the next funny thing in the Recess Thread:
Wierzbowski's impressive sweat-stains.
I see your
Wierzbowski's impressive sweat-stains and raise you one
Baron's toe fungus!
(https://i0.wp.com/cuttingnews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/cheese.png?resize=777%2C437)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:10:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:05:29 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 09, 2019, 10:44:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 09, 2019, 08:15:03 PM
My vote has been changed. You can stop shaming me now, Voodoo. >:3
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HeftyTheseAnole-size_restricted.gif
Right. I got something that'll make you forget and we can move on to the next funny thing in the Recess Thread:
Wierzbowski's impressive sweat-stains.
I see your Wierzbowski's impressive sweat-stains and raise you one Baron's toe fungus!
(https://i0.wp.com/cuttingnews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/cheese.png?resize=777%2C437)
I was really concerned for a moment. But this is still gross.
Anyway.
Concerned for Baron? Awwwwww
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:24:55 AM
Concerned for Baron? Awwwwww
Concerned you posted something even more disgusting.
Although, nothing tops some of the gifs Baron's posted.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:27:04 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:24:55 AM
Concerned for Baron? Awwwwww
Concerned you posted something even more disgusting.
You haven't lived until you've played gross-out-poker.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:49:27 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:42:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:27:04 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:24:55 AM
Concerned for Baron? Awwwwww
Concerned you posted something even more disgusting.
You haven't lived until you've played gross-out-poker.
Well, I'm not going to.
Oh sure, you show up and show off your sweat stains, then take your ball and go home! >:(
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:51:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:49:27 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:42:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:27:04 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:24:55 AM
Concerned for Baron? Awwwwww
Concerned you posted something even more disgusting.
You haven't lived until you've played gross-out-poker.
Well, I'm not going to.
Oh sure, you show up and show off your sweat stains, then take your ball and go home! >:(
I'm OK with sweat stains.
Not fungus or most of the gifs Baron posted.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:56:50 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:51:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:49:27 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:42:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:27:04 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:24:55 AM
Concerned for Baron? Awwwwww
Concerned you posted something even more disgusting.
You haven't lived until you've played gross-out-poker.
Well, I'm not going to.
Oh sure, you show up and show off your sweat stains, then take your ball and go home! >:(
I'm OK with sweat stains.
Not fungus or most of the gifs Baron posted.
Can you meet me halfway and agree on Baron's bellybutton lint collection?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 01:01:33 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:56:50 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:51:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:49:27 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:42:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 12:27:04 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:24:55 AM
Concerned for Baron? Awwwwww
Concerned you posted something even more disgusting.
You haven't lived until you've played gross-out-poker.
Well, I'm not going to.
Oh sure, you show up and show off your sweat stains, then take your ball and go home! >:(
I'm OK with sweat stains.
Not fungus or most of the gifs Baron posted.
Can you meet me halfway and agree on Baron's bellybutton lint collection?
He doesn't have one. Remember his advice to get rid of lint?
I must poop.
Thank you.
That is all.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2019, 02:13:42 AM
I must poop.
Thank you.
That is all.
Did we go too far? :(
Heavens no.
I just felt like sharing.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 10, 2019, 12:10:58 AM
I see your Wierzbowski's impressive sweat-stains and raise you one Baron's toe fungus!
(https://i0.wp.com/cuttingnews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/cheese.png?resize=777%2C437)
I got clean feet because I have a toe knife.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OccasionalLongAbyssiniangroundhornbill-size_restricted.gif)
And toe fungus wouldn't be as bad as the thing you're walking around with.
(https://storiesbywilliams.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/tr_quatto.jpg)
But it's still not as bad as rancid puppets. There's no gif nasty enough to express that.
Are we really going down that road again? I give Hicks and Hudson a thorough bath every single night.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 02:39:21 AM
Are we really going down that road again? I give Hicks and Hudson a thorough bath every single night.
Been having the dreams again?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2019, 02:42:43 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 02:39:21 AM
Are we really going down that road again? I give Hicks and Hudson a thorough bath every single night.
Been having the dreams again?
Which dreams?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 02:44:50 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2019, 02:42:43 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 02:39:21 AM
Are we really going down that road again? I give Hicks and Hudson a thorough bath every single night.
Been having the dreams again?
Which dreams?
The ones where you give hudson and hicks a thorough bath.
Maybe that wasn't you.
Oh. Duh. It was baron and Danny devito.
I mean baron dreaming of washing Danny devito.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2019, 02:46:14 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 02:44:50 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2019, 02:42:43 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 02:39:21 AM
Are we really going down that road again? I give Hicks and Hudson a thorough bath every single night.
Been having the dreams again?
Which dreams?
The ones where you give hudson and hicks a thorough bath.
I might need help if I start having that dream.
QuoteMaybe that wasn't you.
Oh. Duh. It was baron and Danny devito.
I mean baron dreaming of washing Danny devito.
That is significantly weirder than any dream I've ever had. Even the ones where I'm physically Drake.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2019, 02:46:14 AM
The ones where you give hudson and hicks a thorough bath.
Maybe that wasn't you.
Oh. Duh. It was baron and Danny devito.
I mean baron dreaming of washing Danny devito.
You like that, don't you.
Don't think I didn't see you peeping through the window.
(https://i.imgur.com/5JRzwUv.gif)
Note to self: posting pictures of Wierzbowski right before bed means you will have dreams about Wierzbowski.
He didn't talk in the dream at all. It was him saving me from a tornado instead of Bill Paxton. Why?
I'd say you relate to him in some way.
He seemed like a regular dude. No star power for himself or his character. A lot of people could relate to that.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2019, 11:36:46 PM
I'd say you relate to him in some way.
He seemed like a regular dude. No star power for himself or his character. A lot of people could relate to that.
So I haven't lost whatever marbles I have left?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 11:39:54 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2019, 11:36:46 PM
I'd say you relate to him in some way.
He seemed like a regular dude. No star power for himself or his character. A lot of people could relate to that.
So I haven't lost whatever marbles I have left?
Not yet. But we're working on it.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2019, 11:41:33 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 10, 2019, 11:39:54 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2019, 11:36:46 PM
I'd say you relate to him in some way.
He seemed like a regular dude. No star power for himself or his character. A lot of people could relate to that.
So I haven't lost whatever marbles I have left?
Not yet. But we're working on it.
Can I at least keep the teal marble?
Well, a bug got in and the cats took care of it.
About time they earned their keep.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2019, 05:37:15 AM
Well, a bug got in and the cats took care of it.
About time they earned their keep.
My cat hasn't bothered earning her keep. She does rack up her vet bills, though.
This should make you feel better Wabbit.
Drake > Crabators, The Newborn, Assasin Predator, The Alien Prequels, Alien Resurrection, The Predator, Shane Black, pickle juice, Danny Devito, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, poodles, toothpicks, cottage cheese, juice thread, more cottage cheese, ants, the number 6, broken clocks, bad breath and tuna melts on pumpernickel.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 11, 2019, 08:16:01 PM
This should make you feel better Wabbit.
Drake > Crabators, The Newborn, Assasin Predator, The Alien Prequels, Alien Ressurection, The Predator, Shane Black, pickle juice, Danny Devito, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, poodles, toothpicks, cottage cheese, juice thread, more cottage cheese, ants, the number 6, broken clocks, bad breath and tuna melts on pumpernickel.
Oh, come on. I bet he's scarfed down a tuna melt on pumpernickel at least once in his life.
Who's he? Drake?
> = Greater Than symbol
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 11, 2019, 08:29:01 PM
Who's he? Drake?
> = Greater Than symbol
Yes.
I know.
I'd say tuna melts on pumpernickel are equal to Drake, not less than.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 11, 2019, 08:16:01 PM
This should make you feel better Wabbit.
Drake > Crabators, The Newborn, Assasin Predator, The Alien Prequels, Alien Resurrection, The Predator, Shane Black, pickle juice, Danny Devito, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, poodles, toothpicks, cottage cheese, juice thread, more cottage cheese, ants, the number 6, broken clocks, bad breath and tuna melts on pumpernickel.
Cottage cheese does not belong on that list. Danny devito doesn't either. They are both exceptional within their industries.
My cat was sitting next to me cleaning himself. I suddenly turned and stared at him and for some unknown reason said the words "baked potato". He stopped and stared at me. I wondered what I was doing, then we each went back to our own business.
Of all phrases, "baked potato."
I've said "herp-derp" to my cat. And I've gossiped to her about AvPGalaxy members.
My comment was reported/deleted? My dislike for cottage cheese rubbed someone the wrong way?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:44:31 AM
My comment was reported/deleted? My dislike for cottage cheese rubbed someone the wrong way?
It's still there.
There was a second one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:44:31 AM
My comment was reported/deleted? My dislike for cottage cheese rubbed someone the wrong way?
Burke!
(Cough)
It was Burke!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2019, 12:51:49 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:44:31 AM
My comment was reported/deleted? My dislike for cottage cheese rubbed someone the wrong way?
Burke!
(Cough)
It was Burke!
Nah. It was probably . . .
Spunkmeyer.
Yeah, you.
Uh huh...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/CFFEl3Gwu9MzK/giphy.gif)
Tweren't me.
So it was Wabbit.....?
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You'd think there would've been a scolding.
Are you sure a post was deleted?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2019, 02:19:24 AM
You'd think there would've been a scolding.
Are you sure a post was deleted?
None of the mods have been online, so . . . this is weird.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 02:22:21 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2019, 02:19:24 AM
You'd think there would've been a scolding.
Are you sure a post was deleted?
None of the mods have been online, so . . . this is weird.
I don't remember another post about cottage cheese.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2019, 02:35:41 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 02:22:21 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2019, 02:19:24 AM
You'd think there would've been a scolding.
Are you sure a post was deleted?
None of the mods have been online, so . . . this is weird.
I don't remember another post about cottage cheese.
The tuna melt thing is ridiculous, though.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a83710a9b9416d7480518f401f8ccaab/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2019, 02:35:41 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 02:22:21 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2019, 02:19:24 AM
You'd think there would've been a scolding.
Are you sure a post was deleted?
None of the mods have been online, so . . . this is weird.
I don't remember another post about cottage cheese.
Alternate reality maybe?
I guess it was too risque, even though it never went into juice territory. Oh well, I'm over it.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 03:06:37 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2019, 02:35:41 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 02:22:21 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2019, 02:19:24 AM
You'd think there would've been a scolding.
Are you sure a post was deleted?
None of the mods have been online, so . . . this is weird.
I don't remember another post about cottage cheese.
Alternate reality maybe?
I guess it was too risque, even though it never went into juice territory. Oh well, I'm over it.
Ooh. I must've really missed something special if it got pulled.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-11-2016/5kgEW6.gif)
Given that Drake is sexy, maybe someone took cottage cheese the absolute wrong way.
Me spidey sense tells me it was revenge for me being humored over Wabbit's dangerous agitation.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:47:26 PM
Me spidey sense tells me it was revenge for me being humored over Wabbit's dangerous agitation.
https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif
I wasn't too agitated.
I still put up the "milk" comic.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 12:50:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:47:26 PM
Me spidey sense tells me it was revenge for me being humored over Wabbit's dangerous agitation.
https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif
I wasn't too agitated.
I still put up the "milk" comic.
Which was funny!
No I'm not saying you were agitated. I'm saying you agitated someone.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif)
Spoiler
If still confused look at the gif, then re-read this spoiler. Repeat as necessary.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:53:26 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 12:50:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:47:26 PM
Me spidey sense tells me it was revenge for me being humored over Wabbit's dangerous agitation.
https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif
I wasn't too agitated.
I still put up the "milk" comic.
Which was funny!
No I'm not saying you were agitated. I'm saying you agitated someone.
https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif
Spoiler
If still confused look at the gif, then re-read this spoiler. Repeat as necessary.
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I know. It doesn't surprise me, because me and Old One are on the opposite ends of the Alien spectrum.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 01:02:57 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:53:26 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 12:50:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:47:26 PM
Me spidey sense tells me it was revenge for me being humored over Wabbit's dangerous agitation.
https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif
I wasn't too agitated.
I still put up the "milk" comic.
Which was funny!
No I'm not saying you were agitated. I'm saying you agitated someone.
https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif
Spoiler
If still confused look at the gif, then re-read this spoiler. Repeat as necessary.
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I know. It doesn't surprise me, because me and Old One are on the opposite ends of the Alien spectrum.
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Yet I'm friends with both you! So using transitive property, you both are now good friends, and will ultimately be bridesmaids at each other's wedding!
You're welcome!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 01:15:16 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 01:02:57 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:53:26 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 12:50:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:47:26 PM
Me spidey sense tells me it was revenge for me being humored over Wabbit's dangerous agitation.
https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif
I wasn't too agitated.
I still put up the "milk" comic.
Which was funny!
No I'm not saying you were agitated. I'm saying you agitated someone.
https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif
Spoiler
If still confused look at the gif, then re-read this spoiler. Repeat as necessary.
Spoiler
I know. It doesn't surprise me, because me and Old One are on the opposite ends of the Alien spectrum.
Spoiler
Yet I'm friends with both you! So using transitive property, you both are now good friends, and will ultimately be bridesmaids at each other's wedding!
You're welcome!
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You wish, lol.
Well, I'll be ding-donged, Drake has four votes.
One from Huggs, one from me, and who are these other two? Please, don't let them be sympathy votes.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 12, 2019, 06:53:28 PM
http://unfunnynerdtangent.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/guards-vs-bogs.gif
I'm not sure whether to say, "Where'd you find that?" or "Finally! A relevant gif."
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/c48626e47135903b2fea55d9e071a768/tenor.gif)
Cat logic: "Let me curl up with you so I can fart close to your face."
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a8/7a/ee/a87aeef4dda3fc6ac46b2c9c3ddf1767.png)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 01:15:16 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 01:02:57 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:53:26 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 12, 2019, 12:50:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 12, 2019, 12:47:26 PM
Me spidey sense tells me it was revenge for me being humored over Wabbit's dangerous agitation.
https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif
I wasn't too agitated.
I still put up the "milk" comic.
Which was funny!
No I'm not saying you were agitated. I'm saying you agitated someone.
https://media.giphy.com/media/qDHQNzIBIZjB6/giphy.gif
Spoiler
If still confused look at the gif, then re-read this spoiler. Repeat as necessary.
Spoiler
I know. It doesn't surprise me, because me and Old One are on the opposite ends of the Alien spectrum.
Spoiler
Yet I'm friends with both you! So using transitive property, you both are now good friends, and will ultimately be bridesmaids at each other's wedding!
You're welcome!
Ticked off oldone eh?
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 13, 2019, 03:16:39 AM
Bridesmaids? No, Wives VM.
You're going to marry vermillion?
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Right next to the belt Sanders.
And the power drills...oooh.
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 03:18:02 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 13, 2019, 03:16:39 AM
Bridesmaids? No, Wives VM.
You're going to marry vermillion?
I believe she meant Voodoo Magic.
Verm's disappeared again.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 13, 2019, 11:22:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 03:18:02 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 13, 2019, 03:16:39 AM
Bridesmaids? No, Wives VM.
You're going to marry vermillion?
I believe she meant Voodoo Magic.
Verm's disappeared again.
I took that as one day Old One and Wabbit might be married to each other. Which would be awesome. Then I have to be invited. And think of it, there would be no spousal disagreements over displaying Alien memorabilia in the house!
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 13, 2019, 01:55:00 PM
Nailed it.
See Huggsy. Told you I'm not the dumb one of the group! *cough* *cough* *baron* *cough* ;)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 13, 2019, 01:56:51 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 13, 2019, 01:55:00 PM
Nailed it.
See Huggsy. Told you I'm not the dumb one of the group! *cough* *cough* *baron* *cough* ;)
I don't see that pairing working, because I'd be using her Alien figures as fodder for my Marine figures because I can't afford to buy my own after spending money on supplies to make little slippers and scarves and stuff like that. And if I see one of my Hudsons getting facehugged, shit would hit the fan. :laugh:
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 13, 2019, 02:05:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 13, 2019, 01:56:51 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 13, 2019, 01:55:00 PM
Nailed it.
See Huggsy. Told you I'm not the dumb one of the group! *cough* *cough* *baron* *cough* ;)
I don't see that pairing working, because I'd be using her Alien figures as fodder for my Marine figures because I can't afford to buy my own after spending money on supplies to make little slippers and scarves and stuff like that. And if I see one of my Hudsons getting facehugged, shit would hit the fan. :laugh:
Errr good point. I don't want to come visit you both one day and find yellow police tape surrounding your house, with a body chalk outline in the living room. ;D
Good. Because I don't think I could unsee this...
(https://images.freeimages.com/images/premium/previews/2897/28977300-peluche-rabbit-crime-scene.jpg)
;D
I got a booboo in my wip :'(
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 06:45:57 PM
I got a booboo in my wip :'(
Were you kissing my cactus?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 13, 2019, 01:56:51 PM
See Huggsy. Told you I'm not the dumb one of the group! *cough* *cough* *baron* *cough* ;)
(https://gifs.ninja/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/8957dbea828a412d68be941048efeea2.gif)
(https://i.gifer.com/embedded/download/21Ae.gif)
Home Alone: Uncut...For now.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 13, 2019, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 06:45:57 PM
I got a booboo in my wip :'(
Were you kissing my cactus?
It was shapely and smelled of roses.
Caught lying again.
(https://i.imgur.com/UFlWfS7.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 13, 2019, 08:04:13 PM
Caught lying again.
https://i.imgur.com/UFlWfS7.gif
I knew Tom Petty was still with us.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 07:22:21 PM
Home Alone: Uncut...For now.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 13, 2019, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 06:45:57 PM
I got a booboo in my wip :'(
Were you kissing my cactus?
It was shapely and smelled of roses.
You know my Hudson doll has sat on it, right?
Maybe cacti are the elixir of life?!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 13, 2019, 08:08:34 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 07:22:21 PM
Home Alone: Uncut...For now.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 13, 2019, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 06:45:57 PM
I got a booboo in my wip :'(
Were you kissing my cactus?
It was shapely and smelled of roses.
You know my Hudson doll has sat on it, right?
I keep some travel sized disinfectant on me at all times.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 13, 2019, 08:09:51 PM
Maybe cacti are the elixir of life?!
I certainly hope not. If it is we're all doomed.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 08:12:57 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 13, 2019, 08:08:34 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 07:22:21 PM
Home Alone: Uncut...For now.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 13, 2019, 06:47:27 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 06:45:57 PM
I got a booboo in my wip :'(
Were you kissing my cactus?
It was shapely and smelled of roses.
You know my Hudson doll has sat on it, right?
I keep some travel sized disinfectant on me at all times.
Good for you.
Well, it's actually in the glove box.
But I keep close to my vehicle when near strange plant life.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 08:39:51 PM
Well, it's actually in the glove box.
But I keep close to my vehicle when near strange plant life.
Really? The plant life is what you're concerned about? Not the living plushie?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 13, 2019, 08:44:53 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 08:39:51 PM
Well, it's actually in the glove box.
But I keep close to my vehicle when near strange plant life.
Really? The plant life is what you're concerned about? Not the living plushie?
I was thrown into rose bushes as a child.
I once trusted a ficus, but it didn't give a fig.
The trees around here have figured out how to cut the power.
No one is safe.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 08:51:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 13, 2019, 08:44:53 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 08:39:51 PM
Well, it's actually in the glove box.
But I keep close to my vehicle when near strange plant life.
Really? The plant life is what you're concerned about? Not the living plushie?
I was thrown into rose bushes as a child.
I once trusted a ficus, but it didn't give a fig.
The trees around here have figured out how to cut the power.
No one is safe.
May as well have Drake take a flamethrower to every plant within a five-mile radius of you.
I should make a plant-related comic.
I'll just pile the sandbags and hope for a draught.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 08:57:08 PM
I'll just pile the sandbags and hope for a draught.
That'll take too long. The flamethrower's quicker.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/8Bl2Hy2IT1KVi/giphy.gif)
It's turnstiles Nguyen into the happening in here.
Ah yes, spell check strikes again.
Is nail fungus a vegetable?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2019, 10:22:39 PM
It's turnstiles Nguyen into the happening in here.
Ah yes, spell check strikes again.
That's from The Ruins.
Underrated horror movie. I recommend it.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 14, 2019, 12:38:39 AM
Is nail fungus a vegetable?
Depends. Is it a box nail or drywall nail?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 14, 2019, 02:16:20 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 14, 2019, 01:28:48 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 14, 2019, 12:38:39 AM
Is nail fungus a vegetable?
Depends. Is it a box nail or drywall nail?
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(https://i.imgur.com/E93ooH5.jpg)
You could clean that up with a bucket of water and some sandpaper.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 14, 2019, 02:16:20 AM
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/E93ooH5.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/mtEztJg.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 14, 2019, 02:38:07 AMYou could clean that up with a bucket of water and some sandpaper.
That might affect the flavor though.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/6acee905cc7fc1a128082c6e92d0717e/tenor.gif)
Wow, the weather doesn't suck balls today.
(https://i.imgur.com/1pAqR8b.gif)
I've got several large owls outside that are raising cain with each other. For God's sake I've never heard such activity. It's like a jungle out there. How am I gonna get to sleep?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 15, 2019, 06:24:09 AM
I've got several large owls outside that are raising cain with each other. For God's sake I've never heard such activity. It's like a jungle out there. How am I gonna get to sleep?
Befriend them, recruit them and unleash them on your enemies.
They'll be making their life a living hell while you sleep like a demon baby.
The owls we have around here are insane. You should see the footage from the trail cams.
Vicious killers, all of em'. We used to have some buffalo in the area, and I emphasize "used to".
To someone living in a (sub)urban area, that's sounds pretty cool.
Wildlife here is on the decline. Too many people and new buildings.
People should take a closer look at the Amazon Smile. I've been saying it for years.
I'm getting some nuts today.
Doing something special for your Birthday Wabbit?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 15, 2019, 09:50:48 PM
Doing something special for your Birthday Wabbit?
Going out for seafood dinner, and having a peanut butter cake.
Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?
Is it shaped like Rolston?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 15, 2019, 10:31:33 PM
Is it shaped like Rolston?
No, haha. I'm not that crazy.
(https://i.imgur.com/UktY4NW.jpg) (https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Mark_Rolston)
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 16, 2019, 01:34:48 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UktY4NW.jpg) (https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Walter_Pierce)
Hold up. He was in Star Trek?
Click the pic. I made it a link just for you. ;D
The super secret super soldier program rebuilt him after the incident at shawshank. Thawed after years of cryogenic preservation, he was drafted into service aboard the enterprise. After a misunderstanding that involved Captain Kirk and a non lubricated dildo, he was arrested and stripped of his rank.
Rumor has it that he was subsequently spared the death penalty by choosing to serve in the Colonial Marine Corp under a pseudonym. Protecting colonists from their own virginity and hunting bugs across the @$$hole of the universe.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 16, 2019, 01:49:28 AM
The super secret super soldier program rebuilt him after the incident at shawshank. Thawed after years of cryogenic preservation, he was drafted into service aboard the enterprise. After a misunderstanding that involved Captain Kirk and a non lubricated dildo, he was arrested and stripped of his rank.
Rumor has it that he was subsequently spared the death penalty by choosing to serve in the Colonial Marine Corp under a pseudonym. Protecting colonists from their own virginity and hunting bugs across the @$$hole of the universe.
Thank you for explaining this, Huggs.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 16, 2019, 01:53:30 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 16, 2019, 01:49:28 AM
The super secret super soldier program rebuilt him after the incident at shawshank. Thawed after years of cryogenic preservation, he was drafted into service aboard the enterprise. After a misunderstanding that involved Captain Kirk and a non lubricated dildo, he was arrested and stripped of his rank.
Rumor has it that he was subsequently spared the death penalty by choosing to serve in the Colonial Marine Corp under a pseudonym. Protecting colonists from their own virginity and hunting bugs across the @$$hole of the universe.
Thank you for explaining this, Huggs.
"It was my duty"
And all of that is now Canon, by the way.
Every Rolston is part of the same Rolston bloodline.
Its the Rolston Effect.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 16, 2019, 01:55:40 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 16, 2019, 01:53:30 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 16, 2019, 01:49:28 AM
The super secret super soldier program rebuilt him after the incident at shawshank. Thawed after years of cryogenic preservation, he was drafted into service aboard the enterprise. After a misunderstanding that involved Captain Kirk and a non lubricated dildo, he was arrested and stripped of his rank.
Rumor has it that he was subsequently spared the death penalty by choosing to serve in the Colonial Marine Corp under a pseudonym. Protecting colonists from their own virginity and hunting bugs across the @$$hole of the universe.
Thank you for explaining this, Huggs.
"It was my duty"
And all of that is now Canon, by the way.
Every Rolston is part of the same Rolston bloodline.
Its the Rolston Effect.
Basically, this means Drake completely and shamelessly owns Hudson's bum in the Ultimate Badass department.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 15, 2019, 09:56:12 PM
Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?
(https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 16, 2019, 04:25:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 15, 2019, 09:56:12 PM
Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?
https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif
http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=peanut+butter+cake+recipe
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 16, 2019, 05:47:20 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 16, 2019, 04:25:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 15, 2019, 09:56:12 PM
Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?
https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif
http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=peanut+butter+cake+recipe
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/CAAAAMXQzopRGAmB/s-l300.jpg
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 16, 2019, 04:25:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 15, 2019, 09:56:12 PM
Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?
https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif
Yes, it does have chocolate.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 16, 2019, 11:00:44 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 16, 2019, 04:25:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 15, 2019, 09:56:12 PM
Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?
https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif
Yes, it does have chocolate.
Too late. As a big peanut butter fan, getting that information was like pulling teeth, and now I equate peanut butter to dental work and it's inedible.
That's the last time I offer to get you Terminator for your birthday!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 16, 2019, 11:07:59 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 16, 2019, 11:00:44 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 16, 2019, 04:25:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 15, 2019, 09:56:12 PM
Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?
https://i.redd.it/70hultid7gly.gif
Yes, it does have chocolate.
Too late. As a big peanut butter fan, getting that information was like pulling teeth, and now I equate peanut butter to dental work and it's inedible.
That's the last time I offer to get you Terminator for your birthday!
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I'll find it today.
Maybe you should buy it online.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 16, 2019, 08:49:55 PM
Maybe you should buy it online.
A dangerous game you play. ;D
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/b69ca73a0595e54e8a7fb5fcd176f81a/tumblr_okr9t859tf1rp0vkjo1_500.gif)
Right. It's not funny anymore. Really not worth my energy explaining myself anymore.
Perhaps you'd consider watching it online for free (legally).
https://www.sonycrackle.com/watch/video/2490210
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 16, 2019, 09:05:08 PM
Perhaps you'd consider watching it online for free (legally).
https://www.sonycrackle.com/watch/video/2490210
Nicely done Local.
This is free, and legal Wabbit. All that's required is to watch some commercials.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 16, 2019, 10:45:01 AMhttps://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/CAAAAMXQzopRGAmB/s-l300.jpg
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 16, 2019, 08:56:01 PM
Right. It's not funny anymore. Really not worth my energy explaining myself anymore.
Only know of you explaining it once. Other times you just ignored the suggestion.
Which usually came after you were sad about the fact that you didn't see a certain movie yet.
It started as a bit of a joke, and I ran with it: new fan that hasn't branched out into everything yet. OK. I can live with it. I just don't want to feel pressured into doing something I can't do. Ordering online is something I can't do right now.
Let's declare this the official end of the movies you've watched then.
Some subjects are best left alone, and nobody should feel pressured over anything.
As I just demonstrated, there are legal alternatives to spending money on actually buying or renting movies. Crackle and Vudu are just two streaming services that come to mind.
We're all friends and we all like to jest and everyone here plays a part. Everyone. And as far as I could tell, nobody's pressuring anybody about anything.
But if the Terminator specifically is no longer a running joke, but a walking on eggshell issue, so be it.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 16, 2019, 10:34:41 PM
We're all friends and we all like to jest and everyone here plays a part. Everyone. And as far as I could tell, nobody's pressuring anybody about anything.
But if the Terminator specifically is no longer a running joke, but a walking on eggshell issue, so be it.
Can we keep it a running joke?
Umm... I think it's best if we shelve it a while, and if we decide to pull it out later, we pull it out. Fair enough?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 16, 2019, 11:07:50 PM
Umm... I think it's best if we shelve it a while, and if we decide to pull it out later, we pull it out. Fair enough?
Fine.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 16, 2019, 10:01:00 PM
It started as a bit of a joke, and I ran with it: new fan that hasn't branched out into everything yet. OK. I can live with it. I just don't want to feel pressured into doing something I can't do. Ordering online is something I can't do right now.
You can't or you just don't want to? There's a difference.
This is me being curious, not me pressuring.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 17, 2019, 12:31:20 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 16, 2019, 10:01:00 PM
It started as a bit of a joke, and I ran with it: new fan that hasn't branched out into everything yet. OK. I can live with it. I just don't want to feel pressured into doing something I can't do. Ordering online is something I can't do right now.
You can't or you just don't want to? There's a difference.
This is me being curious, not me pressuring.
Can't.
If you don't have a credit or debit card, I imagine it could be quite difficult. Is that the problem?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 17, 2019, 01:08:53 AM
If you don't have a credit or debit card, I imagine it could be quite difficult. Is that the problem?
Got neither.
Bingo.
Are you related to any military veterans?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 17, 2019, 01:23:44 AM
Bingo.
Are you related to any military veterans?
I'm not using them. I'm working to get back in the Navy. I'll use my own discounts. And I don't want to talk about it anymore.
That's not what I meant.
I was going to advise signing up for a checking account with USAA. You'll get a debit card and maybe you can get a credit card too so you can start building your credit history. It's important to get started on that early.
But if you don't want to talk about it, that's up to you. Just tryin' to help...
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 01:00:18 AMCan't.
No one who can order it for you?
Or you could always mail the cash to Voodoo and let him do it for you.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 17, 2019, 01:56:20 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 01:00:18 AMCan't.
No one who can order it for you?
Or you could always mail the cash to Voodoo and let him do it for you.
Blu is only 9.99 on Amazon. I wanted to email her a gift card for 9.99 + freight for her birthday so she could order it and deliver it anywhere she wants (her house, friends house, an office) without me or anyone else knowing the address it's going to, but she passed.
So I think it's best to leave it alone guys. There's some private stuff she obviously just wants to keep private. Better to not push it me thinks.
Exactly.
So how's the weather where you guys are?
I'm freezing my gazungas off here.
It's a warm night here. 67 degrees. My gazungas are quite comfortable.
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 17, 2019, 03:12:49 AM
Exactly.
So how's the weather where you guys are?
I'm freezing my gazungas off here.
It went from 60 on Friday to snow again this morning.
This sucks.
Time to relocate to Florida.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/wrBURfbZmqqXu/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 04:10:46 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/wrBURfbZmqqXu/giphy.gif
Honestly, though, I think Kraden will appreciate me
Spoiler
including Vasquez
in a forthcoming comic.
Yes I think Kraden would.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 04:37:38 PM
Yes I think Kraden would.
We all know he voted for Vasquez.
There's no way he sympathy-voted Drake.
I don't think Rolston even voted for Drake!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 05:07:40 PM
I don't think Rolston even voted for Drake!
That makes no sense.
Don't I give credit where credit is due, though?
You know I admitted Drake's left elbow is awesome, and is why I allowed it in Vasquez's gif.
(https://i.imgur.com/kty51gL.gif?noredirect)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 05:49:25 PM
Don't I give credit where credit is due, though?
You know I admitted Drake's left elbow is awesome, and is why I allowed it in Vasquez's gif.
https://i.imgur.com/kty51gL.gif?noredirect
He is technically a southpaw. And so am I.
Southpaws are awesome.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 05:54:22 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 05:49:25 PM
Don't I give credit where credit is due, though?
You know I admitted Drake's left elbow is awesome, and is why I allowed it in Vasquez's gif.
https://i.imgur.com/kty51gL.gif?noredirect
He is technically a southpaw. And so am I.
Southpaws are awesome.
But Vermillion is a southpaw, soooo....
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 05:59:50 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 05:54:22 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 05:49:25 PM
Don't I give credit where credit is due, though?
You know I admitted Drake's left elbow is awesome, and is why I allowed it in Vasquez's gif.
https://i.imgur.com/kty51gL.gif?noredirect
He is technically a southpaw. And so am I.
Southpaws are awesome.
But Vermillion is a southpaw, soooo....
When did Verm say he was a southpaw?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 05:59:50 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 05:54:22 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 05:49:25 PM
Don't I give credit where credit is due, though?
You know I admitted Drake's left elbow is awesome, and is why I allowed it in Vasquez's gif.
https://i.imgur.com/kty51gL.gif?noredirect
He is technically a southpaw. And so am I.
Southpaws are awesome.
But Vermillion is a southpaw, soooo....
When did Verm say he was a southpaw?
He didn't, but I was watching a nature program and I learned that southpaw males usually take 16-24 months to answer interview questions, soooooo.....
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 05:59:50 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 05:54:22 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 05:49:25 PM
Don't I give credit where credit is due, though?
You know I admitted Drake's left elbow is awesome, and is why I allowed it in Vasquez's gif.
https://i.imgur.com/kty51gL.gif?noredirect
He is technically a southpaw. And so am I.
Southpaws are awesome.
But Vermillion is a southpaw, soooo....
When did Verm say he was a southpaw?
He didn't, but I was watching a nature program and I learned that southpaw males usually take 16-24 months to answer interview questions, soooooo.....
Ah. Gotcha.
How does the southpaw female get them to take less than that?
By offering home-made apple fritters. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 06:42:09 PM
By offering home-made apple fritters. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
You know, I actually can do that.
If my Navy career flops again, I'll become TheBakingRabbit.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 06:45:31 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 06:42:09 PM
By offering home-made apple fritters. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
You know, I actually can do that.
If my Navy career flops again, I'll become TheBakingRabbit.
Being totally serious now, TheBakingRabbit sounds like an awesome name for a bakery, or a line of baked goods.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 06:50:26 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 06:45:31 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 06:42:09 PM
By offering home-made apple fritters. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
You know, I actually can do that.
If my Navy career flops again, I'll become TheBakingRabbit.
Being totally serious now, TheBakingRabbit sounds like an awesome name for a bakery, or a line of baked goods.
You know what? It does.
Yup. :)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 07:00:03 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 06:55:22 PM
Yup. :)
Ultimate Badass brownies every Alien Day.
:laugh:
It doesn't take that much / cost that much to register a business name, even if you're not ready to do anything with it. Something to think about.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 07:05:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 07:00:03 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 06:55:22 PM
Yup. :)
Ultimate Badass brownies every Alien Day.
:laugh:
It doesn't take that much / cost that much to register a business name, even if you're not ready to do anything with it. Something to think about.
I actually am seriously thinking about it, now. I'll have to research everything this coming week.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 07:08:43 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 07:05:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 07:00:03 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 06:55:22 PM
Yup. :)
Ultimate Badass brownies every Alien Day.
:laugh:
It doesn't take that much / cost that much to register a business name, even if you're not ready to do anything with it. Something to think about.
I actually am seriously thinking about it, now. I'll have to research everything this coming week.
Awesome. Great to hear!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 07:45:50 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 07:08:43 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 07:05:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 07:00:03 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 06:55:22 PM
Yup. :)
Ultimate Badass brownies every Alien Day.
:laugh:
It doesn't take that much / cost that much to register a business name, even if you're not ready to do anything with it. Something to think about.
I actually am seriously thinking about it, now. I'll have to research everything this coming week.
Awesome. Great to hear!
I just can't believe this came to fruition because of Vermillion.
How did we hit 100 pages and 1,000 posts of Recess in under two months?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 08:18:07 PM
How did we hit 100 pages and 1,000 posts of Recess in under two months?
Clearly, Baron is a blabber mouth.
QuoteI just can't believe this came to fruition because of Vermillion.
Spoiler
It was really because of me. ;)
Who is this Vermillion you speak of?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 08:18:07 PM
I just can't believe this came to fruition because of Vermillion.
Spoiler
It was really because of me. ;)
Spoiler
Verm's absence prompted you, though.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 17, 2019, 05:49:25 PM
Don't I give credit where credit is due, though?
You know I admitted Drake's left elbow is awesome, and is why I allowed it in Vasquez's gif.
https://i.imgur.com/kty51gL.gif?noredirect
Also, part of Drake's face, hip, and torso were admitted in the gif. Something you wanna tell me?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 11:46:33 PM
Verm's absence prompted you, though.
Me finding anyone you're annoyed with and calling them a southpaw is thanks to Verm? Me inventing home-made apple fritters as a cure is thanks to Verm?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/77PW0C7xUEsrC/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 18, 2019, 12:33:45 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 17, 2019, 11:46:33 PM
Verm's absence prompted you, though.
Me finding anyone you're annoyed with and calling them a southpaw is thanks to Verm? Me inventing home-made apple fritters as a cure is thanks to Verm?
https://media.giphy.com/media/77PW0C7xUEsrC/giphy.gif
Yes.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IEkHbCZ4sobChy/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 18, 2019, 12:50:45 AM
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*sad bunny*
This place got quiet real fast.
I should probably finish changing the oil in Huggs's soybean.
Or get mad at Voodoo for going into Baron's fledgling club.
Blah, blah, blah.
How could you not feel bad for Baron all by himself? Have you no heart?
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 18, 2019, 09:16:03 PM
Blah, blah, blah.
How could you not feel bad for Baron all by himself? Have you no heart?
http://media.tumblr.com/0ff02359527b57135c00a7f9f9c7f77e/tumblr_inline_mjf663kJBf1qz4rgp.gif
I have a heart.
It's made of ice, but it counts.
"That teenager with ugly voice" mode on:
Whai everibadi cannat anderstant hau achualli greyt Thi Predetor iz? "tears"
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 18, 2019, 09:16:03 PM
Blah, blah, blah.
How could you not feel bad for Baron all by himself? Have you no heart?
http://media.tumblr.com/0ff02359527b57135c00a7f9f9c7f77e/tumblr_inline_mjf663kJBf1qz4rgp.gif
Let her be. More room on the dancefloor for us to bust some sweet moves.
(https://i.imgur.com/uAAPR49.gif)
I'm gonna make a tuna melt on pumpernickel for lunch today.
c:<
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 19, 2019, 11:22:17 AM
I'm gonna make a tuna melt on pumpernickel for lunch today.
c:<
Don't torture yourself. Pick yourself up some Whole Wheat bread and make it all better.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 02:05:44 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 19, 2019, 11:22:17 AM
I'm gonna make a tuna melt on pumpernickel for lunch today.
c:<
Don't torture yourself. Pick yourself up some Whole Wheat bread and make it all better.
No.
(https://i.gifer.com/8XCO.gif)
Look into my bread, I'm going to hypnotize you.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/KeseIQWwb0q1G/200.gif)
You love whole wheat bread....
You love whole wheat bread....
You love whole wheat bread....
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 02:41:12 PM
Look into my bread, I'm going to hypnotize you.
https://media.giphy.com/media/KeseIQWwb0q1G/200.gif
You love whole wheat bread....
You love whole wheat bread....
You love whole wheat bread....
I'm more hypnotized by Hudson zipping up his fly. The bread has already failed.
Hudson can make Tuna melt?
(https://i.imgur.com/BqOBQT0.gif)
Also: Shame on you both for ignoring the excellent Jim Gaffigan bits about seafood.
I am surrounded by preverts!
QuoteAlso: Shame on you both for ignoring the excellent Jim Gaffigan bits about seafood.
Umm.... exsqueeze me?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 03:29:56 PM
I am surrounded by preverts!
Which statement? The fly thing or "Hudson can make my tuna melt?"
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 19, 2019, 03:31:52 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 03:29:56 PM
I am surrounded by preverts!
Which statement? The fly thing or "Hudson can make my tuna melt?"
There's too many to choose from!!!!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 18, 2019, 12:51:48 AM
I should probably finish changing the oil in Huggs's soybean.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 03:36:51 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 19, 2019, 03:31:52 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 03:29:56 PM
I am surrounded by preverts!
Which statement? The fly thing or "Hudson can make my tuna melt?"
There's too many to choose from!!!!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 18, 2019, 12:51:48 AM
I should probably finish changing the oil in Huggs's soybean.
Oh, come on. Everything I've said about Michael Biehn is better than that.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 03:29:56 PMQuoteAlso: Shame on you both for ignoring the excellent Jim Gaffigan bits about seafood.
Umm.... exsqueeze me?
Couple of pages back:
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 15, 2019, 09:54:30 PM
Going out for seafood dinner, and having a peanut butter cake.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 15, 2019, 09:56:12 PM
Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHBwcGsgdJIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD8I7Hf0eeI
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 19, 2019, 02:43:18 PM
I'm more hypnotized by Hudson zipping up his fly. The bread has already failed.
What about cornbread?
(https://i.gifer.com/5ZZx.gif)
I guess she don't like the cornbread either.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 19, 2019, 03:43:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 03:29:56 PMQuoteAlso: Shame on you both for ignoring the excellent Jim Gaffigan bits about seafood.
Umm.... exsqueeze me?
Couple of pages back:
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 15, 2019, 09:54:30 PM
Going out for seafood dinner, and having a peanut butter cake.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 15, 2019, 09:56:12 PM
Love seafood! Never heard of a peanut butter cake before. Does it have chocolate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHBwcGsgdJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD8I7Hf0eeI
Wabbit, these videos were Baron's Birthday gifts to you!
You must watch them immediately!
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 19, 2019, 03:45:40 PM
What about cornbread?
https://i.gifer.com/5ZZx.gif
Looks like cake.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 03:53:00 PM
Wabbit, these videos were Baron's Birthday gifts to you!
You must watch them immediately!
It's also for you since you said you love seafood. Or were you lying?!
This tuna melt on pumpernickel is amazing.
Alright Baron, those were pretty damn funny.
I thought I was off the hook because I don't eat fish, only shellfish, but then I got to the second video... ;D
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 05:42:05 PM
Alright Baron, those were pretty damn funny.
I thought I was off the hook because I don't eat fish, only shellfish, but then I got to the second video... ;D
Then you'll probably like the rest of his work.
Couple of his shows are almost entirely about eating and food though :D But it's funny so who cares.
He's definitely funny that's for sure.
Wabbit you should give it a go. The first one is under 2 minutes.
Where's Huggs?
The Thing got him. I suspect an imitation of him to reenter soon.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Z7M8s10ESbUQ0/giphy.gif)
Spoiler
Who is this Huggs you speak of?
A very good friend and fellow Paxtonite/Rolstonite. He drives the vegetables in the garage.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 19, 2019, 09:13:07 PM
A very good friend and fellow Paxtonite/Rolstonite. He drives the vegetables in the garage.
Oh, THAT Huggs.
Spoiler
A very good friend would tell ya where he be. All vegetable drivers = Mediocre Friends
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 09:24:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 19, 2019, 09:13:07 PM
A very good friend and fellow Paxtonite/Rolstonite. He drives the vegetables in the garage.
Oh, THAT Huggs.
Spoiler
A very good friend would tell ya where he be. All vegetable drivers = Mediocre Friends
Spoiler
Hey, he tried getting Verm back in a zucchini.
I can't fault him for not telling me where he is. Like Verm, he's probably busy.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 08:51:21 PM
He's definitely funny that's for sure.
Wabbit you should give it a go. The first one is under 2 minutes.
I'm thinking Youtube videos might also be a forbidden subject.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 19, 2019, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 08:51:21 PM
He's definitely funny that's for sure.
Wabbit you should give it a go. The first one is under 2 minutes.
I'm thinking Youtube videos might also be a forbidden subject.
No. I'm just not interested.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/y3QOvy7xxMwKI/giphy.gif)
Like Betelgeuse you're only supposed to appear if we say your name three times Huggsy.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/aVtdz7iNVPI1W/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c9162f6686b5466412c1d5d)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 19, 2019, 09:40:33 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2019, 09:40:08 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 19, 2019, 09:04:03 PM
Where's Huggs?
Here I am.
*tackle bunny hug*
Rubs noses and gets up off floor.
It's good to be back.
Spring cleaning. Y'all know how it is.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 09:46:02 PM
Like Betelgeuse you're only supposed to appear if we say your name three times Huggsy.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/aVtdz7iNVPI1W/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c9162f6686b5466412c1d5d)
I'll have you know my name was mentioned several times.
And quit sniffing my butt. There are nicer ways to say hello.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 19, 2019, 09:39:37 PM
https://media0.giphy.com/media/y3QOvy7xxMwKI/giphy.gif
That's what I get for trying to bring a little laughter into someone's life.
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See Wabbit? Baron's so misunderstood.
And here I half expected a gif of Danny sniffing someone's @$$.
I haven't seen my plastic Hudsons in awhile. Where'd I put that cardboard box?
In the trunk of barons car. At least, that's where they were seen last.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2019, 10:11:02 PM
And here I half expected a gif of Danny sniffing someone's @$$.
You love Danny, just admit.
Anyway, here's Neil Patrick Harris sniffing from someone's ass.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-21-2013/ZM8D9v.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2019, 11:19:29 PM
In the trunk of barons car. At least, that's where they were seen last.
I shouldn't have left them for so long.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 12:26:00 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2019, 10:11:02 PM
And here I half expected a gif of Danny sniffing someone's @$$.
You love Danny, just admit.
Anyway, here's Neil Patrick Harris sniffing from someone's ass.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-21-2013/ZM8D9v.gif
Thank god for that mountain lion.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 12:48:00 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 12:26:00 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2019, 10:11:02 PM
And here I half expected a gif of Danny sniffing someone's @$$.
You love Danny, just admit.
Anyway, here's Neil Patrick Harris sniffing from someone's ass.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-21-2013/ZM8D9v.gif
Thank god for that mountain lion.
What mountain lion?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 01:04:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 12:48:00 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 12:26:00 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2019, 10:11:02 PM
And here I half expected a gif of Danny sniffing someone's @$$.
You love Danny, just admit.
Anyway, here's Neil Patrick Harris sniffing from someone's ass.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-21-2013/ZM8D9v.gif
Thank god for that mountain lion.
What mountain lion?
It's from the movie. NPH stole their ride, so they ride a mountain lion. They're pretty high too, if I recall.
. . . What?
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
I'm not seeing any big kitties here.
Unless it's a phrase I don't understand.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 01:21:10 AM
. . . What?
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
I'm not seeing any big kitties here.
Unless it's a phrase I don't understand.
Barons gif was from the film "Harold and Kumar go to white castle". It's a hilarious movie. They get high and ride a mountain lion after Neil Patrick Harris steals their car.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 01:23:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 01:21:10 AM
. . . What?
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
I'm not seeing any big kitties here.
Unless it's a phrase I don't understand.
Barons gif was from the film "Harold and Kumar go to white castle". It's a hilarious movie. They get high and ride a mountain lion after Neil Patrick Harris steals their car.
Oh.
Man, I am out of it today.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 12:48:00 AM
Thank god for that mountain lion.
"You gotta learn to drive with the fear
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 02:02:04 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 12:48:00 AM
Thank god for that mountain lion.
"You gotta learn to drive with the fear
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Ricky, control your heart rate!
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 02:22:45 AM
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Shake n Bake!
. . . I'm going to bed.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 02:29:16 AM
. . . I'm going to bed.
Sleep tight rabbit.
Say hi to Drake for me, if you see him.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 02:37:22 AM
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She's gonna dream about Danny devito's butt if she sees this. :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 02:42:16 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 02:37:22 AM
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She's gonna dream about Danny devito's butt if she sees this. :laugh:
But isn't that the key to a good nights sleep?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 02:44:49 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 02:42:16 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 02:37:22 AM
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She's gonna dream about Danny devito's butt if she sees this. :laugh:
But isn't that the key to a good nights sleep?
I suppose we'll find out.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 02:42:16 AM
She's gonna dream about Danny devito's butt if she sees this. :laugh:
I try not to post gifs I've used before (and I don't think I have) but in this case you leave me no choice.
"Really lets your ass breathe."
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/52ebad652bd6436192af523cff6875cf/tumblr_mzs3abeqEG1qi9ekco1_500.gif)
And while looking for that gif I saw this. And no! That's not my phonecase.
(https://preview.redd.it/9m6aebnenbh11.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=2f411f1c51faaf5d2422523d3f5090a66e4ee98c)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 02:32:59 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 02:29:16 AM
. . . I'm going to bed.
Sleep tight rabbit.
Say hi to Drake for me, if you see him.
I didn't see him, unfortunately. Wasn't one of those nights.
By the way, I went to bed before seeing Baron's posts.
So no Danny Devito butt dreaming? :'(
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 01:04:21 PM
So no Danny Devito butt dreaming? :'(
No, and I hope not in the future. I'd rather dream of that Biehn gif.
Hey don't knock it until you try it! Just stare at Baron's phone case before bed and give it a shot.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 01:47:20 PM
Hey don't knock it until you try it! Just stare at Baron's phone case before bed and give it a shot.
Can I wash my eyes with Drake after?
Only in the morning.
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 18, 2019, 10:33:53 PM
"That teenager with ugly voice" mode on:
Whai everibadi cannat anderstant hau achualli greyt Thi Predetor iz? "tears"
Yu cen pritent nat hirin mi az mash az yu wizh bat wi nou thi tras dint wi?
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 02:36:38 PM
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I was able to translate the first half. Not sure about the second.
Someone seems angry. He must have lost his phone case.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 05:20:37 PM
Someone seems angry. He must have lost his phone case.
He said it wasn't his phone case.
Huh . . . I wish I had a Drake or Hudson phone case.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 05:38:24 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 05:20:37 PM
Someone seems angry. He must have lost his phone case.
He said it wasn't his phone case.
I know. ;D
Spoiler
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 02:36:38 PM
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Ok i'll try to express it in other way.
"cough"The Predator"cough"is great"cough"how everybody"cough"cannot realise"cough"it?
Spoiler
"cough"not serious"cough"kinda self-irony"cough"self-parody"cough"pitiful and annoying"cough"isn't it?"cough"interupting"cough"private conversations"cough"for the sake"cough"of"cough"self-satisfaction"cough"
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 06:00:38 PMI know. ;D
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Quote from: Kradan on Mar 20, 2019, 07:20:24 PM
Ok i'll try to express it in other way.
"cough"The Predator"cough"is great"cough"how everybody"cough"cannot realise"cough"it?
Spoiler
"cough"not serious"cough"kinda self-irony"cough"self-parody"cough"pitiful and annoying"cough"isn't it?"cough"interupting"cough"private conversations"cough"for the sake"cough"of"cough"self-satisfaction"cough"
I suggest talking without coughs or using phonetics and just use words. Or gifs.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 08:24:23 PM
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 20, 2019, 07:20:24 PM
Ok i'll try to express it in other way.
"cough"The Predator"cough"is great"cough"how everybody"cough"cannot realise"cough"it?
Spoiler
"cough"not serious"cough"kinda self-irony"cough"self-parody"cough"pitiful and annoying"cough"isn't it?"cough"interupting"cough"private conversations"cough"for the sake"cough"of"cough"self-satisfaction"cough"
I suggest talking without coughs or using phonetics and just use words. Or gifs.
Aaaam...no.
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 20, 2019, 08:58:33 PM
Aaaam...no.
I think what you meant to post was
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Baron is fluent in Gif the way I'm fluent in Rolston, Rabbit, Biehn, and Paxton.
That made no sense, but I'm OK.
Voodoo is better master of GIFs for me than Baron. Sorry
On another hand, that Hipo-throwing-shit-at-people gif made me laugh very hard.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 09:21:56 PM
Baron is fluent in Gif the way I'm fluent in Rolston, Rabbit, Biehn, and Paxton.
That made no sense, but I'm OK.
Better to be fluent than flatulent.
Actually that's not true, but...still, I suppose it could be under certain conditions.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 09:50:32 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 09:21:56 PM
Baron is fluent in Gif the way I'm fluent in Rolston, Rabbit, Biehn, and Paxton.
That made no sense, but I'm OK.
Better to be fluent than flatulent.
Actually that's not true, but...still, I suppose it could be under certain conditions.
Having gas at a convention is never a good thing.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 09:54:16 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 09:50:32 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 09:21:56 PM
Baron is fluent in Gif the way I'm fluent in Rolston, Rabbit, Biehn, and Paxton.
That made no sense, but I'm OK.
Better to be fluent than flatulent.
Actually that's not true, but...still, I suppose it could be under certain conditions.
Having gas at a convention is never a good thing.
What about a hot chili convention?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 09:54:58 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 09:54:16 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 09:50:32 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 09:21:56 PM
Baron is fluent in Gif the way I'm fluent in Rolston, Rabbit, Biehn, and Paxton.
That made no sense, but I'm OK.
Better to be fluent than flatulent.
Actually that's not true, but...still, I suppose it could be under certain conditions.
Having gas at a convention is never a good thing.
What about a hot chili convention?
If there's an extremely low possibility of Biehn or Rolston attending, fire away.
Pun intended.
Yeah, then you feel safe.
But when I bring Biehn over to introduce you, you have a backfire and set his hair aflame.
Then he runs across the road into the other convention, which sets it and Rolston on fire.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 10:02:08 PM
Yeah, then you feel safe.
But when I bring Biehn over to introduce you, you have a backfire and set his hair aflame.
Then he runs across the road into the other convention, which sets it and Rolston on fire.
How? Is Voodoo playing with matches nearby?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 10:03:58 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 10:02:08 PM
Yeah, then you feel safe.
But when I bring Biehn over to introduce you, you have a backfire and set his hair aflame.
Then he runs across the road into the other convention, which sets it and Rolston on fire.
How? Is Voodoo playing with matches nearby?
Arnold was lighting a cigar.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2019, 10:03:58 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 10:02:08 PM
Yeah, then you feel safe.
But when I bring Biehn over to introduce you, you have a backfire and set his hair aflame.
Then he runs across the road into the other convention, which sets it and Rolston on fire.
How? Is Voodoo playing with matches nearby?
Arnold was lighting a cigar.
Guess I'll be staying away from chili conventions, then.
You'll miss some great chili at chili con.
Cajun Flame Demon
Hair of The Serpent
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2019, 10:24:07 PM
You'll miss some great chili at chili con.
Cajun Flame Demon
Hair of The Serpent
I don't even eat chili. I'm more of a soup person. And I like New England clam chowder.
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 20, 2019, 09:30:13 PM
Voodoo is better master of GIFs for me than Baron. Sorry
On another hand, that Hipo-throwing-shit-at-people gif made me laugh very hard.
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Guess you haven't seen It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia or don't like it. Same goes for Will Ferrell material.
Yeah, the hippo poopoo propeller is a good one
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 10:56:59 PM
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 20, 2019, 09:30:13 PM
Voodoo is better master of GIFs for me than Baron. Sorry
On another hand, that Hipo-throwing-shit-at-people gif made me laugh very hard.
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Guess you haven't seen It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia or don't like it. Same goes for Will Ferrell material.
Yeah, the hippo poopoo propeller is a good one
https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/poop-is-funny.gif
It's common with hippos. There are some other "hippoos" on YouTube that put all others to shame.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 20, 2019, 10:56:59 PM
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 20, 2019, 09:30:13 PM
Voodoo is better master of GIFs for me than Baron. Sorry
On another hand, that Hipo-throwing-shit-at-people gif made me laugh very hard.
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Guess you haven't seen It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia or don't like it. Same goes for Will Ferrell material.
Yeah, the hippo poopoo propeller is a good one
https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/poop-is-funny.gif
The fact that I laughed continues to confirm I'm mentally six. I still think toilet humor is funny.
I apologize in far advance if fart jokes appear in my comics.
Toilet humor never goes out of style.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 20, 2019, 11:51:46 PM
Toilet humor never goes out of style.
We intellectuals have elevated to pee humor.
What are you in the bathroom? European.See? Now please pass the Grey Poupon.
Jackass provided me with so many laughs.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 21, 2019, 07:30:54 PM
Jackass provided me with so many laughs.
Then mtv started playing like the same 3 episodes every day. And the info was always wrong. It was supposed to be something about Johnny's nephew and Thanksgiving?
It never was :laugh:
Who here has seen the Aliens EXPOsed Calgary convention video? I finally sat through the whole thing and laughed when someone asked the actors, "What's the first thing you grab when you see a Xenomorph in your house?"
Rolston's answer was: "My nuts."
I spit my cookies out. Sure as hell wasn't expecting that, but I love it.
And Paxton said, "Another Drake."
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Almost time to go feed the possums.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2019, 11:14:08 PM
Almost time to go feed the possums.
Regular visitors?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 21, 2019, 11:53:38 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2019, 11:14:08 PM
Almost time to go feed the possums.
Regular visitors?
Every night. The raccoons too. The birds like the bread, the squirrels like the acorns, the deer tolerate me, the armadillos and foxes just run around like crazy, the hummingbirds like me a lot but they don't show up as often.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 12:06:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 21, 2019, 11:53:38 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2019, 11:14:08 PM
Almost time to go feed the possums.
Regular visitors?
Every night. The raccoons too. The birds like the bread, the squirrels like the acorns, the deer tolerate me, the armadillos and foxes just run around like crazy, the hummingbirds like me a lot but they don't show up as often.
I know we have all but the armadillos up here. Mom's got a birdfeeder out, but all we seem to get are blackbirds, a really fat squirrel, and a dove that keeps flying into the window.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 12:17:46 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 12:06:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 21, 2019, 11:53:38 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2019, 11:14:08 PM
Almost time to go feed the possums.
Regular visitors?
Every night. The raccoons too. The birds like the bread, the squirrels like the acorns, the deer tolerate me, the armadillos and foxes just run around like crazy, the hummingbirds like me a lot but they don't show up as often.
I know we have all but the armadillos up here. Mom's got a birdfeeder out, but all we seem to get are blackbirds, a really fat squirrel, and a dove that keeps flying into the window.
:laugh:
Red squirrels down here are huge. We had one the size of a cat that I called earl. He was a good dude. We've got every bird you could think of down here. I've got about 80 buzzards that live together about 100 yards from here. Dozens of small species. A lot of geese, not as many ducks. A crapload of pigeons and other birds I can only assume are pigeons.
We have these big gulls I don't even know what to call them. They have long legs and stand in the water fishing. Everybody just calls them pterodactyls.
But the bald eagles are our big attraction. We've got lots of them. I've been fishing and watched them dive down into the water to catch fish. If you go for an early walk, you can catch them feeding on fish on the back roads. Just standing there together, eating fish.
The chipmunk and moles are what the cats catch the most around here. They used to go after the salamanders and snakes but they left the turtles alone. But I'm talking big snapping turtles so I can't blame them there.
I've seen lots of hawks. Can't remember the last time I've seen a bald eagle.
If you're driving in the right spot at twilight, you'll see clouds of bats.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 12:50:57 AM
I've seen lots of hawks. Can't remember the last time I've seen a bald eagle.
If you're driving in the right spot at twilight, you'll see clouds of bats.
The bats keep the moths under control here. You can sit on your porch and just watch them zip all over the yard chasing bugs. They get in people's hair a lot. :laugh:
Of course sometimes its just a big lunamoth, but people still swear it was a bat that landed on them.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 12:56:42 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 12:50:57 AM
I've seen lots of hawks. Can't remember the last time I've seen a bald eagle.
If you're driving in the right spot at twilight, you'll see clouds of bats.
The bats keep the moths under control here. You can sit on your porch and just watch them zip all over the yard chasing bugs. They get in people's hair a lot. :laugh:
Of course sometimes its just a big lunamoth, but people still swear it was a bat that landed on them.
When we go down to Florida, all we hear are tree frogs and peacocks. I sleep better to an ambience. Even the planes coming in and out of Reagan International when we visit in D.C. lulled me off.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 01:13:37 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 12:56:42 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 12:50:57 AM
I've seen lots of hawks. Can't remember the last time I've seen a bald eagle.
If you're driving in the right spot at twilight, you'll see clouds of bats.
The bats keep the moths under control here. You can sit on your porch and just watch them zip all over the yard chasing bugs. They get in people's hair a lot. :laugh:
Of course sometimes its just a big lunamoth, but people still swear it was a bat that landed on them.
When we go down to Florida, all we hear are tree frogs and peacocks. I sleep better to an ambience. Even the planes coming in and out of Reagan International when we visit in D.C. lulled me off.
Same here. But it's mostly just the wind and the barges going down the river. Owls and coyotes. A train or an ambulance every now and then. The planes and helicopters are constantly flying. when they start firing the tanks it rocks the house. The cicadas can go non-stop here. When the 13 year cicadas emerged, it drove people insane.
Today just feels like one of those days where everyone else is playing on the playground, and I'm way off in the corner of the yard doing my own thing. I'm OK with that, but I also wish someone else would come over.
Not sure if it's a good thing to feel that way.
We're here.
Voodoo got yelled at by Hicks.
Probably because he voted for Hudson. ;)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 08:45:14 PM
We're here.
Voodoo got yelled at by Hicks.
Probably because he voted for Hudson. ;)
He hasn't yelled at me, and I voted for Hudson.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 08:51:43 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 08:45:14 PM
We're here.
Voodoo got yelled at by Hicks.
Probably because he voted for Hudson. ;)
He hasn't yelled at me, and I voted for Hudson.
Only bad people yell at bunnies.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 08:55:44 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 08:51:43 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 08:45:14 PM
We're here.
Voodoo got yelled at by Hicks.
Probably because he voted for Hudson. ;)
He hasn't yelled at me, and I voted for Hudson.
Only bad people yell at bunnies.
True.
I could flip my shit on someone and Hicks wouldn't yell at me (I won't, not unless I get pushed).
What about a slight nudge?
I was worried my voting for hicks might prove upsetting.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 08:43:03 PM
Today just feels like one of those days where everyone else is playing on the playground, and I'm way off in the corner of the yard doing my own thing. I'm OK with that, but I also wish someone else would come over.
Not sure if it's a good thing to feel that way.
How about leaving your corner and joining the others?
You say you're ok with doing your own thing but you also wish someone would come over. To me that sounds like you're not ok with it.
Maybe you should try making the first move instead of waiting for others to approach you.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 09:20:46 PM
I was worried my voting for hicks might prove upsetting.
lol, no. I have enough space in my heart for all the Marines.
Some take up more space than others, but no one gets left behind.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 22, 2019, 09:22:51 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 08:43:03 PM
Today just feels like one of those days where everyone else is playing on the playground, and I'm way off in the corner of the yard doing my own thing. I'm OK with that, but I also wish someone else would come over.
Not sure if it's a good thing to feel that way.
How about leaving your corner and joining the others?
You say you're ok with doing your own thing but you also wish someone would come over. To me that sounds like you're not ok with it.
Maybe you should try making the first move instead of waiting for others to approach you.
It really depends on the day.
I don't like making the first move. Maybe it's bad past experience, or something else, but I don't like it. Every time I jump in, I might regret it two seconds later, thinking, "That's stupid. That was too random. I should stop."
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 22, 2019, 09:22:51 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 08:43:03 PM
Today just feels like one of those days where everyone else is playing on the playground, and I'm way off in the corner of the yard doing my own thing. I'm OK with that, but I also wish someone else would come over.
Not sure if it's a good thing to feel that way.
How about leaving your corner and joining the others?
You say you're ok with doing your own thing but you also wish someone would come over. To me that sounds like you're not ok with it.
Maybe you should try making the first move instead of waiting for others to approach you.
(https://img1.etsystatic.com/054/0/5713982/il_570xN.685078675_lv89.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 08:55:44 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 08:51:43 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 08:45:14 PM
We're here.
Voodoo got yelled at by Hicks.
Probably because he voted for Hudson. ;)
He hasn't yelled at me, and I voted for Hudson.
Only bad people yell at bunnies.
What about Teddy Bears?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 09:02:48 PM
True.
I could flip my shit on someone and Hicks wouldn't yell at me (I won't, not unless I get pushed).
Wow, what does that feel like?? I think sometimes you, Huggsy and Local all have favor with the warden, but not Bad Voodoo. I think I have to start doing Hick's taxes like in Shawshank!
If Hicks is the warden, who's his Captain Hadley?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 09:31:12 PMIt really depends on the day.
I don't like making the first move. Maybe it's bad past experience, or something else, but I don't like it. Every time I jump in, I might regret it two seconds later, thinking, "That's stupid. That was too random. I should stop."
Try looking at it like a scary movie or something. After a couple of viewings, it becomes less scary.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 09:31:45 PMhttps://img1.etsystatic.com/054/0/5713982/il_570xN.685078675_lv89.jpg
Try putting your assumptions aside and reading it with a regular, perhaps even friendly, voice.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 22, 2019, 10:06:02 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 22, 2019, 09:31:12 PMIt really depends on the day.
I don't like making the first move. Maybe it's bad past experience, or something else, but I don't like it. Every time I jump in, I might regret it two seconds later, thinking, "That's stupid. That was too random. I should stop."
Try looking at it like a scary movie or something. After a couple of viewings, it becomes less scary.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2019, 09:31:45 PMhttps://img1.etsystatic.com/054/0/5713982/il_570xN.685078675_lv89.jpg
Try putting your assumptions aside and reading it with a regular, perhaps even friendly, voice.
My inner voice is too sexy. I might fall for myself.
I have no clue what my inner voice sounds like.
Awww, Wierzbowski has two votes in my thread, now.
Strongly betting he'll get more than Drake.
Stranger things have happened.
The tumor advice for one.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 23, 2019, 01:10:20 AM
The tumor advice for one.
Yeah, nothing's topping that. Ever.
Slow night on here.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 23, 2019, 01:51:34 AM
Slow night on here.
Yeah.
I hit a brick wall in writing today.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 23, 2019, 01:53:42 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 23, 2019, 01:51:34 AM
Slow night on here.
Yeah.
I hit a brick wall in writing today.
Sorry to hear it.
Was it a good day overall though?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 23, 2019, 02:48:43 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 23, 2019, 01:53:42 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 23, 2019, 01:51:34 AM
Slow night on here.
Yeah.
I hit a brick wall in writing today.
Sorry to hear it.
Was it a good day overall though?
For the most part, yeah. Just slow, and somewhat unproductive.
Holy crap on a Ritz cracker. Someone's banding people together to edge Spunkmeyer out of the lead in my poll. The cinnamon roll had the lead all morning!
At least Wierzbowski's got a very solid lead over Crowe.
And poor Drake is still dead last in my other poll. Someone added a vote for Vasquez today.
Good morning, Recess Thread.
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It was night just a minute ago.
What happened?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 24, 2019, 04:46:00 PM
It was night just a minute ago.
What happened?
Day happened.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 24, 2019, 06:09:22 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 24, 2019, 05:30:02 PM
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 24, 2019, 04:46:00 PM
It was night just a minute ago.
What happened?
Day happened.
I was afraid of that.
Why?
One day closer to losing my little one.
Wish there was something I could do.
I've only been this attached to an animal one other time, but at least he lived a full life. 4 years old is just unbearable. It couldn't be a flu, or pancreatitis, it just had to be leukemia.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 24, 2019, 06:27:46 PM
I've only been this attached to an animal one other time, but at least he lived a full life. 4 years old is just unbearable. It couldn't be a flu, or pancreatitis, it just had to be leukemia.
My first cat lived a long life. He went senile, and was going outside the litter pan. That's when he was put down. I didn't let go of that for about two years.
I want to say something funny, but I don't know what.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 24, 2019, 07:05:36 PM
I want to say something funny, but I don't know what.
Baron smells?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 25, 2019, 12:11:11 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:08:58 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 24, 2019, 07:05:36 PM
I want to say something funny, but I don't know what.
Baron smells?
I said funny, not mean.
Baron smells his Danny Devito phone case, humming "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:15:36 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 25, 2019, 12:11:11 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:08:58 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 24, 2019, 07:05:36 PM
I want to say something funny, but I don't know what.
Baron smells?
I said funny, not mean.
Baron smells his Danny Devito phone case, humming "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics?
I can see that.
Also, did I go too far when I said whole wheat bagels constipated Hudson yesterday?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 25, 2019, 12:17:40 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:15:36 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 25, 2019, 12:11:11 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:08:58 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 24, 2019, 07:05:36 PM
I want to say something funny, but I don't know what.
Baron smells?
I said funny, not mean.
Baron smells his Danny Devito phone case, humming "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics?
I can see that.
Also, did I go too far when I said whole wheat bagels constipated Hudson yesterday?
I don't think so.
And to me, constipation always brings people together, not separates them.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:28:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 25, 2019, 12:17:40 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:15:36 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 25, 2019, 12:11:11 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:08:58 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 24, 2019, 07:05:36 PM
I want to say something funny, but I don't know what.
Baron smells?
I said funny, not mean.
Baron smells his Danny Devito phone case, humming "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics?
I can see that.
Also, did I go too far when I said whole wheat bagels constipated Hudson yesterday?
I don't think so.
And to me, constipation always brings people together, not separates them.
Quote of the day, folks.
How's Huggs doing?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 25, 2019, 12:30:06 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:28:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 25, 2019, 12:17:40 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:15:36 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 25, 2019, 12:11:11 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2019, 12:08:58 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 24, 2019, 07:05:36 PM
I want to say something funny, but I don't know what.
Baron smells?
I said funny, not mean.
Baron smells his Danny Devito phone case, humming "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics?
I can see that.
Also, did I go too far when I said whole wheat bagels constipated Hudson yesterday?
I don't think so.
And to me, constipation always brings people together, not separates them.
Quote of the day, folks.
How's Huggs doing?
Aging about 5 years per day.
Today consisted of waking up with him next to me. The thunder scared him last night, and he curled up by my face, because he feels safer near his daddy. When i woke up, for 5 seconds life was normal, then reality came crashing in. Blue skies and perfect weather this morning. His energy was gone quickly. I gave him his medicine and fluids, which appear ineffective and that he dislikes. He slept a lot.
I took a break to wash my truck that I'm trying to sell. Some ambulances went by then doubled back. A helicopter landed a few minutes later. I walked to where I could see. I guess somebody had died in their vehicle, or was dying in it. The last time a life flight crew landed here, it was because my one of my family members had drowned, so that was weird. The helicopter took off as the storm moved in. Had a guy come look at the truck. Stood in the rain for 20 minutes, all he did was break my hood release lever and leave.
Made dinner and spent more time with my little one. Finally broke hard, I could tell it was coming. I washed the dishes, went outside and stood in the dark. Cried a lot, screamed a lot. Prayed, begged, and generally just made my feelings known. A cold wind kicked up and I came back inside. I'm just sitting here in the dim, watching MASH and giving him kisses while he sleeps. I'm exhausted.
I might regret saying this, but I miss random gif conversations.
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I knew I was gonna regret this.
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"Choose your words carefully, Rabbit."
No shit.
I'm gonna return to my hole, wait for sanity, praise you-know-who.
Sanity? Here?
that's the way we like it!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 27, 2019, 07:35:31 PM
The taken point is...given...I guess.
Was that not the right thing to say?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 27, 2019, 07:36:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 27, 2019, 07:35:31 PM
The taken point is...given...I guess.
Was that not the right thing to say?
Just fine. I was trying to be humorous. You took it, i gave it.
It was a bad joke :laugh:
Oh man, i'm tired.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 27, 2019, 07:37:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 27, 2019, 07:36:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 27, 2019, 07:35:31 PM
The taken point is...given...I guess.
Was that not the right thing to say?
Just fine. I was trying to be humorous. You took it, i gave it.
Ah.
I didn't make cake today, but I did make fancy pudding.
And it's not fluffy.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 27, 2019, 07:40:16 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 27, 2019, 07:37:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 27, 2019, 07:36:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 27, 2019, 07:35:31 PM
The taken point is...given...I guess.
Was that not the right thing to say?
Just fine. I was trying to be humorous. You took it, i gave it.
Ah.
I didn't make cake today, but I did make fancy pudding.
And it's not fluffy.
Then it's pure Rolston
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 27, 2019, 07:46:12 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 27, 2019, 07:40:16 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 27, 2019, 07:37:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 27, 2019, 07:36:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 27, 2019, 07:35:31 PM
The taken point is...given...I guess.
Was that not the right thing to say?
Just fine. I was trying to be humorous. You took it, i gave it.
Ah.
I didn't make cake today, but I did make fancy pudding.
And it's not fluffy.
Then it's pure Rolston
It's white chocolate, so . . . that doesn't sound right.
This is where Voodoo should say,
"Yes, but like pudding, he is always safe to eat."
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 27, 2019, 07:53:50 PM
This is where Voodoo should say,
"Yes, but like pudding, he is always safe to eat."
You can't predict anything Voodoo says.
I thought I'd try.
Rice is great when you're hungry, and when you're in the mood to have 2,000 of something.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 27, 2019, 08:59:02 PM
Rice is great when you're hungry, and when you're in the mood to have 2,000 of something.
Clearly you've never had cheese puffs.
I sent questions to someone else for the Renovated Members' Thread last night. I feel like I broke through something.
Still no response from Vermillion.
I just finished telling the story of the Jehovah's Witness who had midget orgies, and couldn't tie their shoes. The audience was skeptical, but it was a true story.
They wanted me for their kinky sex games.
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. . .
Well, alright, then.
Well, me and some of my coworkers.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 07:35:46 PM
Well, me and some of my coworkers.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 07:50:25 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 07:35:46 PM
Well, me and some of my coworkers.
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They were good sports though.
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I know I'm not a good sport.
I can be really competitive if I'm into what I'm doing.
Nothing wrong with some healthy competition.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 08:18:18 PM
Nothing wrong with some healthy competition.
"How do I get outta this chickenshit team?"
"You were picked last, Hudson. Neither team wanted you anyways. Kick the ball, dammit."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 08:24:54 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 08:18:18 PM
Nothing wrong with some healthy competition.
"How do I get outta this chickenshit team?"
"You were picked last, Hudson. Neither team wanted you anyways. Kick the ball, dammit."
:38
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gnOi0pg7w
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 08:33:29 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 08:24:54 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 08:18:18 PM
Nothing wrong with some healthy competition.
"How do I get outta this chickenshit team?"
"You were picked last, Hudson. Neither team wanted you anyways. Kick the ball, dammit."
:38
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gnOi0pg7w
:laugh:
Fitting.
Best coach in history
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In all seriousness, though, I feel like writing an intramural game of the Marines.
I did one for Shawshank two years ago. It's gone, though.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 08:54:42 PM
In all seriousness, though, I feel like writing an intramural game of the Marines.
I did one for Shawshank two years ago. It's gone, though.
Go for it.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 08:54:42 PM
In all seriousness, though, I feel like writing an intramural game of the Marines.
I did one for Shawshank two years ago. It's gone, though.
Go for it.
Right.
Who are the team captains?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 09:21:02 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 08:54:42 PM
In all seriousness, though, I feel like writing an intramural game of the Marines.
I did one for Shawshank two years ago. It's gone, though.
Go for it.
Right.
Who're the team captains?
Being a team captain doesn't make you a whore.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 28, 2019, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 09:21:02 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 08:54:42 PM
In all seriousness, though, I feel like writing an intramural game of the Marines.
I did one for Shawshank two years ago. It's gone, though.
Go for it.
Right.
Who're the team captains?
Being a team captain doesn't make you a whore.
*Who are.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 09:43:43 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 28, 2019, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 09:21:02 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 28, 2019, 08:54:42 PM
In all seriousness, though, I feel like writing an intramural game of the Marines.
I did one for Shawshank two years ago. It's gone, though.
Go for it.
Right.
Who're the team captains?
Being a team captain doesn't make you a whore.
*Who are.
Ah. Like Jeopardy. Answer in the form of a question. Got it.
Being a team captain doesn't make you this.Answer: *Who are whores
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 28, 2019, 09:48:10 PM
*Who are whores
People who have sexual relations in exchange for money.
And they prefer to be called "Intimacy Professionals" or "Relationship Impersonators".
Fixed original post.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 09:54:04 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 28, 2019, 09:48:10 PM
*Who are whores
People who have sexual relations in exchange for money.
And they prefer to be called "Intimacy Professionals".
Or "Local Trouble".
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 28, 2019, 09:56:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 09:54:04 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 28, 2019, 09:48:10 PM
*Who are whores
People who have sexual relations in exchange for money.
And they prefer to be called "Intimacy Professionals".
Or "Local Trouble".
Only the fuzz and lawyers who listen to 8 track call them that.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 28, 2019, 09:56:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 28, 2019, 09:54:04 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 28, 2019, 09:48:10 PM
*Who are whores
People who have sexual relations in exchange for money.
And they prefer to be called "Intimacy Professionals".
Or "Local Trouble".
Only the fuzz and lawyers who listen to 8 tracks call them that.
True.
At least I'd ask Voodoo for writing input before Local.
Huggs's new signature made me cry.
On a lighter note, someone left the best comment ever on one of my stories last night:
QuoteYou're right, this chapter was full of Marines acting like dorks around the people they love, and it's honestly the sweetest thing I've ever read. I really liked seeing Wierzbowski acting all shy towards Eliza, and I thought the whole "oh, my girlfriend has a friend you could meet" trope was used quite well in this chapter. And it's good to see Hicks slowly getting better and doing well in his relationship with Carlisle, and the whole triple date was honestly pretty sweet, especially the contrast between the three (four?) couples. Hudson and Miranda are all lovey-dovey, Drake and Vasquez are past the honeymoon stage but still in love, Wierzbowski and Eliza are kind of shy and dorky, and Hicks and Carlisle are much more subdued.
:laugh: Drake and Vasquez are basically an old married couple and they haven't even said their vows yet.
Everything OK, Huggs?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 29, 2019, 11:00:25 PM
Everything OK, Huggs?
Rebounding quickly.
Finally had a good nights sleep.
Thanks for asking.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 29, 2019, 11:14:56 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 29, 2019, 11:00:25 PM
Everything OK, Huggs?
Rebounding quickly.
Finally had a good nights sleep.
Well, good.
I don't know what else to say.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2019, 02:24:41 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 29, 2019, 11:19:58 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 29, 2019, 11:14:56 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 29, 2019, 11:00:25 PM
Everything OK, Huggs?
Rebounding quickly.
Finally had a good nights sleep.
Well, good.
I don't know what else to say.
I do.
Spoiler
Poopy Time!
;D
. . . I'm still mentally six.
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2019, 02:57:45 AM
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You know, we should counter Baron's DeVito gifs with some Rolston gifs.
If Google can figure out that's what we want.
(https://www.ingame.de/files/2011/05/rolston_ad.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2019, 10:13:38 PM
(https://www.ingame.de/files/2011/05/rolston_ad.jpg)
This is either a coincidence, or there are other people with my type of nuttiness.
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Subsidiaries of Rolston Shower heads and Mouse Traps Inc.
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Subsidiaries of Rolston Shower heads and Mouse Traps Inc.
The mice are running outta there. No traps necessary.
Big Mice
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 01:08:08 AM
Big Mice
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He's scaring them. Without a doubt.
It's the chest hair.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 01:24:40 AM
It's the chest hair.
*sad bunny face*
Yeah.
The bone necklace evened things out.
Also, he hadn't turned ginger yet.
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Subsidiaries of Rolston Shower heads and Mouse Traps Inc.
Holy sh*t. I didn't make the connection before. Is Rolston the rapist in Shawshank Redemption?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 31, 2019, 01:26:19 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 01:24:40 AM
It's the chest hair.
*sad bunny face*
Yeah.
The bone necklace evened things out.
Also, he hadn't turned ginger yet.
We all must grow hairy at some point.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 31, 2019, 01:28:43 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 01:01:45 AM
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Subsidiaries of Rolston Shower heads and Mouse Traps Inc.
Holy sh*t. I didn't make the connection before. Is Rolston the rapist in Shawshank Redemption?
He'd be the one drinking through a fountain pen for the next 40 years.
That's what happens when you try to give the tax man lockjaw.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 01:29:35 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 31, 2019, 01:26:19 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 01:24:40 AM
It's the chest hair.
*sad bunny face*
Yeah.
The bone necklace evened things out.
Also, he hadn't turned ginger yet.
We all must grow hairy at some point.
Not Michael Biehn, though. He had no hair on that chest as Hicks.
Hudson just had a ferret pelt down his torso.
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 31, 2019, 01:40:56 AM
How would y'all feel about a Recess Server?
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I'm going to bed.
Play nice.
Don't touch my lettuce. Or my Oreos.
Discord.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 31, 2019, 02:33:41 AM
I'm going to bed.
Play nice.
Don't touch my lettuce. Or my Oreos.
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I require company.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 31, 2019, 03:40:51 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 31, 2019, 03:29:56 AM
I require company.
You got it. You lead, I follow.
Take it slow. Remember what happened last time.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 31, 2019, 03:40:51 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 31, 2019, 03:29:56 AM
I require company.
You got it. You lead, I follow.
I thought you followed me.
Or . . . do we follow each other . . . ?
So I'm properly ill, so I guess I'm staying here today. How is everyone?
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 31, 2019, 12:02:10 PM
So I'm properly ill, so I guess I'm staying here today. How is everyone?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-bmWKcozt-JU%2FU3ze3SSnxtI%2FAAAAAAABFjQ%2FnJmUZpWtyHY%2Fs1600%2Ftumblr_n1m5402CL11qaa8d1o1_500.gif&hash=331a920f546c56c1901333ded6485e31003af36d)
Energetic.
But also mourning the loss of my pudding.
Huggs knows.
Pudding? Chocolate?
Ah. I like White Chocolate, most people don't but I like all chocolate lol.
(https://www.nuts-to-you.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/k/skuchip6_large.jpg)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/251fadb43aa56cadd342e9f17c14197f/tumblr_nw4kn704aw1qdhps7o7_r1_250.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 31, 2019, 11:59:10 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 31, 2019, 03:40:51 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 31, 2019, 03:29:56 AM
I require company.
You got it. You lead, I follow.
I thought you followed me.
Or . . . do we follow each other . . . ?
Maybe it's one big circle, and we all follow, and we all lead.
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 31, 2019, 12:02:10 PM
So I'm properly ill, so I guess I'm staying here today. How is everyone?
Properly ill? Hmm, I've never heard it quite put this way before.
White chocolate isn't chocolate.
But it's a very nice type of cheese.
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Mar 31, 2019, 08:35:02 PM
White chocolate isn't chocolate.
But it's a very nice type of cheese.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/96/48/339648f7c8096591db991208a676fff7.jpg)
For having tight assoc linking, traded to run wax in the daypoint.
It's likely joust another breast wart.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
What?
I'm not sure. This typing apparatus seems to be defective.
Minsk Orbit Pluto Sanguini.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 11:39:33 PM
I'm not sure. This typing apparatus seems to be defective.
Minsk Orbit Pluto Sanguini.
I have so many questions, but . . . no. Not bothering. I'd rather go down the slide backwards.
I wouldn't do that. Voodoo waiting down there with his pants down. They served sloppy jo's today.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 11:47:29 PM
I wouldn't do that. Voodoo waiting down there with his pants down. They served sloppy jo's today.
Wish me luck.
I'll just go down . . . real slowly . . .
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 31, 2019, 11:50:28 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 11:47:29 PM
I wouldn't do that. Voodoo waiting down there with his pants down. They served sloppy jo's today.
Wish me luck.
I'll just go down . . . real slowly . . .
You're just prolonging the agony.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 11:51:43 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 31, 2019, 11:50:28 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2019, 11:47:29 PM
I wouldn't do that. Voodoo waiting down there with his pants down. They served sloppy jo's today.
Wish me luck.
I'll just go down . . . real slowly . . .
You're just prolonging the agony.
What if I climb back up at the last minute?
The doodoo will still get you.
The doodoo reaches out.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/CiYImHHBivpAs/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5ca15b545337577a36db7598)
Just let it all go voodoo!
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2019, 12:19:25 AM
The doodoo will still get you.
The doodoo reaches out.
By the power of Mark Rolston, protect me!
Tater flop sizzle, yang iPhone pollen tout.
Your hung flop toddler asks who goto bumps.
Lasagna toys?
Right. I'm just gonna hide out in the slide.
Odell says ticket hunger is gimp magnet.
Please uniform the Nguyen milk muffin Aquarius.
Luck salt potted underwear, booths for the lusty carrot.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2019, 07:57:48 PM
Odell says ticket hunger is gimp magnet.
Please uniform the Nguyen milk muffin Aquarius.
Luck salt potted underwear, booths for the lusty carrot.
"
Lusty carrot?!" Is that what you people think of me?
I just don't trust vegetables. I don't think they're on our side.
Quite frankly, they never were.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2019, 08:02:07 PM
I just don't trust vegetables. I don't think they're on our side.
Quite frankly, they never were.
Is that why the plastic Hudson looks nervous if you take a photo of him next to a broccoli?
(https://i.redd.it/08ny78bcu6k21.png)
Should I be ashamed that I got that?
No. lol
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 01, 2019, 08:09:22 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2019, 08:02:07 PM
I just don't trust vegetables. I don't think they're on our side.
Quite frankly, they never were.
Is that why the plastic Hudson looks nervous if you take a photo of him next to a broccoli?
Tis a story only you can tell.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2019, 08:17:55 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 01, 2019, 08:09:22 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2019, 08:02:07 PM
I just don't trust vegetables. I don't think they're on our side.
Quite frankly, they never were.
Is that why the plastic Hudson looks nervous if you take a photo of him next to a broccoli?
Tis a story only you can tell.
That's very true.
Honestly, I think my April Fool's prank was bad, but OK for a first attempt.
It wasn't bad, you did fine.
I'm just tickled sh*tless that I got Hicks, SiL, and Perfect Organism. :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 12:41:44 AM
It wasn't bad, you did fine.
I'm just tickled sh*tless that I got Hicks, SiL, and Perfect Organism. :laugh:
How?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 12:47:52 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 12:41:44 AM
It wasn't bad, you did fine.
I'm just tickled sh*tless that I got Hicks, SiL, and Perfect Organism. :laugh:
How?
I complained about something piddly, then started disagreeing. I thought I would just get hicks. Once SiL showed up it was easy.
Spoiler
All you have to do is disagree with him :laugh:
If I had waited, I might've gotten SM. Perhaps next year. ;D
It wasn't much, but it worked.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 01:15:42 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 12:47:52 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 12:41:44 AM
It wasn't bad, you did fine.
I'm just tickled sh*tless that I got Hicks, SiL, and Perfect Organism. :laugh:
How?
I complained about something piddly, then started disagreeing. I thought I would just get hicks. Once SiL showed up it was easy. Spoiler
All you have to do to do is disagree with him :laugh:
If I had waited, I might've gotten SM. Perhaps next year. ;D
Even as a joke, I can't bring myself to even mildly piss off the higher-up members.
Oh it wasn't anything as bad as all that. It was perfectly harmless, and nothing mean was said by anybody.
It basically just amounted to normal discussion.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 01:19:34 AM
Oh it wasn't anything as bad as all that. It was perfectly harmless, and nothing mean was said by anybody.
It basically just amounted to normal discussion.
Normal by AvPGalaxy standards?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 01:22:47 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 01:19:34 AM
Oh it wasn't anything as bad as all that. It was perfectly harmless, and nothing mean was said by anybody.
It basically just amounted to normal discussion.
Normal by AvPGalaxy standards?
Yeah, pretty much.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 01:25:17 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 01:22:47 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 01:19:34 AM
Oh it wasn't anything as bad as all that. It was perfectly harmless, and nothing mean was said by anybody.
It basically just amounted to normal discussion.
Normal by AvPGalaxy standards?
Yeah, pretty much.
Good.
I can't believe it's been a year since I really started plunging into Aliens.
It's been a long 365.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 01:50:30 AM
It's been a long 365.
A lot has changed.
I've got more friends now.
We're a lovable bunch of oddballs.
(https://img.sharetv.com/shows/episodes/standard/357588.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 02:13:08 AM
We're a lovable bunch of oddballs.
https://img.sharetv.com/shows/episodes/standard/357588.jpg
And I appreciate that.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 01:40:37 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 01:25:17 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 01:22:47 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 01:19:34 AM
Oh it wasn't anything as bad as all that. It was perfectly harmless, and nothing mean was said by anybody.
It basically just amounted to normal discussion.
Normal by AvPGalaxy standards?
Yeah, pretty much.
Good.
I can't believe it's been a year since I really started plunging into Aliens.
I remember some of these guys already being old in 2003
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 01:15:42 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 12:47:52 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 12:41:44 AM
It wasn't bad, you did fine.
I'm just tickled sh*tless that I got Hicks, SiL, and Perfect Organism. :laugh:
How?
I complained about something piddly, then started disagreeing. I thought I would just get hicks. Once SiL showed up it was easy.
Spoiler
All you have to do is disagree with him :laugh:
If I had waited, I might've gotten SM. Perhaps next year. ;D
It wasn't much, but it worked.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/pGU7k489QGCQ0/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 02, 2019, 01:35:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 01:15:42 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 12:47:52 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 12:41:44 AM
It wasn't bad, you did fine.
I'm just tickled sh*tless that I got Hicks, SiL, and Perfect Organism. :laugh:
How?
I complained about something piddly, then started disagreeing. I thought I would just get hicks. Once SiL showed up it was easy.
Spoiler
All you have to do is disagree with him :laugh:
If I had waited, I might've gotten SM. Perhaps next year. ;D
It wasn't much, but it worked.
https://media.giphy.com/media/pGU7k489QGCQ0/giphy.gif
Let's face it; we're not that good at pranks.
I expected so much more from Voodoo yesterday.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 01:40:16 PM
Let's face it; we're not that good at pranks.
I expected so much more from Voodoo yesterday.
Blah, blah, blahdity blahpity blah.
Don't you have more interviews to do?
(https://i.gifer.com/4f7.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 02, 2019, 01:52:03 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 01:40:16 PM
Let's face it; we're not that good at pranks.
I expected so much more from Voodoo yesterday.
Blah, blah, blahdity blahpity blah.
Don't you have more interviews to do?
https://i.gifer.com/4f7.gif
No, actually, I don't. I'm waiting for both Vermillion and JokersWarPig. Whoever replies first will get posted.
Safe money is on warpig
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 09:59:38 PM
Safe money is on warpig
You're right. I actually just got his replt, so it should be posted soon.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 10:03:21 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 09:59:38 PM
Safe money is on warpig
You're right. I actually just got his replt, so it should be posted soon.
Replt? Is that Swedish?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 02, 2019, 10:08:02 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 02, 2019, 10:03:21 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 09:59:38 PM
Safe money is on warpig
You're right. I actually just got his replt, so it should be posted soon.
Replt? Is that Swedish?
Thus, is the question.
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I'm gonna go cry. Be right back.
Don't cry.
If you shed one tear because of something I said, I'll feel like dirt for a week.
I don't wanna feel like dirt for a week. I don't want you cryin' either.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 10:32:11 PM
Don't cry.
If you shed one tear because of something I said, I'll feel like dirt for a week.
I don't wanna feel like dirt for a week. I don't want you cryin' either.
I'm fine.
I'm gonna make some ultra-rich brownies tomorrow.
Sounds good.
I made macaroni.
It was good too.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 12:29:19 AM
Sounds good.
I made macaroni.
It was good too.
Homemade macaroni is the best. Especially with a good cheese.
I used a proprietary blend.
(https://preview.redd.it/90gpxfrq3jsz.jpg?width=576&auto=webp&s=315f39712514edf92cbcb7a5e08840296aba2891)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 01:09:32 AM
https://preview.redd.it/90gpxfrq3jsz.jpg?width=576&auto=webp&s=315f39712514edf92cbcb7a5e08840296aba2891
Ah, the Mama June recipe.
I'm suddenly not sure how to feel.
Let's never talk about cheese on this thread again.
Shall we make a cheese thread?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 01:41:48 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 01:40:07 PM
Shall we make a cheese thread?
No.
Why? Because it will draw attention away from your upcoming "Things to do with Bellybutton Lint" thread? That's kind of selfish.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 01:46:02 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 01:41:48 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 01:40:07 PM
Shall we make a cheese thread?
No.
Why? Because it will draw attention away from your upcoming "Things to do with Bellybutton Lint" thread? That's kind of selfish.
That's Baron's plan, not mine. I'm still trying to get more people in my Quiet Marine thread.
Baron lives alone on Extinction Island. We apparently voted him out in the last tribal council.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:12:55 PM
Baron lives alone on Extinction Island. We apparently voted him out in the last tribal council.
He got himself voted out. We can't fish with the almost-naked DeVito gifs scaring everything away.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:14:39 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:12:55 PM
Baron lives alone on Extinction Island. We apparently voted him out in the last tribal council.
He got himself voted out. We can't fish with the almost-naked DeVito gifs scaring everything away.
True. It didn't help when Baron yelled "Release the Kraken" while doing it. Fish don't like Krakens.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:20:09 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:14:39 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:12:55 PM
Baron lives alone on Extinction Island. We apparently voted him out in the last tribal council.
He got himself voted out. We can't fish with the almost-naked DeVito gifs scaring everything away.
True. It didn't help when Baron yelled "Release the Kraken" while doing it. Fish don't like Krakens.
At least the fish are coming back now. We'll send Huggs out later. I'm gonna climb a tree and holler for a dropship rescue.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:23:42 PM
At least the fish are coming back now. We'll send Huggs out later. I'm gonna climb a tree and holler for a dropship rescue.
And I'll try to crack open this coconut for Huggsy because he does has a point: If girls can wear coconut bikini tops, why can't guys wear coconut speedos?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:27:46 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:23:42 PM
At least the fish are coming back now. We'll send Huggs out later. I'm gonna climb a tree and holler for a dropship rescue.
And I'll try to crack open this coconut for Huggsy because he does has a point: If girls can wear coconut bikini tops, why can't guys wear coconut speedos?
Just make sure it's the right size.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:27:46 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:23:42 PM
At least the fish are coming back now. We'll send Huggs out later. I'm gonna climb a tree and holler for a dropship rescue.
And I'll try to crack open this coconut for Huggsy because he does has a point: If girls can wear coconut bikini tops, why can't guys wear coconut speedos?
Just make sure it's the right size.
Huggsy stricly asked for a mini coconut and I won't let him down!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:39:20 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:27:46 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:23:42 PM
At least the fish are coming back now. We'll send Huggs out later. I'm gonna climb a tree and holler for a dropship rescue.
And I'll try to crack open this coconut for Huggsy because he does has a point: If girls can wear coconut bikini tops, why can't guys wear coconut speedos?
Just make sure it's the right size.
Huggsy stricly asked for a mini coconut and I won't let him down!
I took all the mini coconuts for my action figures.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:46:26 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:39:20 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:27:46 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:23:42 PM
At least the fish are coming back now. We'll send Huggs out later. I'm gonna climb a tree and holler for a dropship rescue.
And I'll try to crack open this coconut for Huggsy because he does has a point: If girls can wear coconut bikini tops, why can't guys wear coconut speedos?
Just make sure it's the right size.
Huggsy stricly asked for a mini coconut and I won't let him down!
I took all the mini coconuts for my action figures.
Well that whole 'not letting him down' quickly unraveled. Guess he can go au naturel!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:58:17 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:46:26 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:39:20 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 02:27:46 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 02:23:42 PM
At least the fish are coming back now. We'll send Huggs out later. I'm gonna climb a tree and holler for a dropship rescue.
And I'll try to crack open this coconut for Huggsy because he does has a point: If girls can wear coconut bikini tops, why can't guys wear coconut speedos?
Just make sure it's the right size.
Huggsy stricly asked for a mini coconut and I won't let him down!
I took all the mini coconuts for my action figures.
Well that whole 'not letting him down' quickly unraveled. Guess he can go au naturel!
OK, we don't need that.
Take the shells. They were being used for food anyway.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 03:07:08 PM
OK, we don't need that.
Take the shells. They were being used for food anyway.
I, and the wildlife on the island, will forever be grateful. ;D
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 03, 2019, 03:17:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 03:07:08 PM
OK, we don't need that.
Take the shells. They were being used for food anyway.
I, and the wildlife on the island, will forever be grateful. ;D
Good.
Did someone say coconuts?
Is he making colonial Marines coconut armor?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 04:45:15 PM
Is he making colonial Marines coconut armor?
Would I be sitting in this palm tree, yelling for Spunkmeyer, if Voodoo was doing that?
Don't bother yelling, he's not coming back.
And who chased you up that tree?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 04:54:57 PM
Don't bother yelling, he's not coming back.
And who chased you up that tree?
Why not?!
Oh, I climbed up myself.
You're knocking the coconuts off.
See? One just missed my head by -- that much.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 05:11:52 PM
You're knocking the coconuts off.
See? One just missed my head by -- that much.
That is no reason why I shouldn't get rescued.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 05:16:04 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 05:11:52 PM
You're knocking the coconuts off.
See? One just missed my head by -- that much.
That is no reason why I shouldn't get rescued.
Jump, ill catch ya. ;D
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/huge-tall-skinny-palm-tree-beach-spain-674235.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 05:27:46 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 05:16:04 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 05:11:52 PM
You're knocking the coconuts off.
See? One just missed my head by -- that much.
That is no reason why I shouldn't get rescued.
Jump, ill catch ya. ;D
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/huge-tall-skinny-palm-tree-beach-spain-674235.jpg)
No. I'm going to get rescued by a dropship. If I keep waving my arms and yelling.
Either that, or you'll soon be known as the crazy palm tree lady.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 05:32:07 PM
Either that, or you'll soon be known as the crazy palm tree lady.
Which will happen first?
If you're not down from there by dinner, I'd say the latter.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 05:39:17 PM
If you're not down from there by dinner, I'd say the latter.
OK.
. . .
Is there something you know that I don't? Why else would you say Spunkmeyer's not coming back?
"Forget him, he's gone".
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 05:48:47 PM
"Forget him, he's gone".
You murdered him, didn't you?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 05:57:13 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 05:48:47 PM
"Forget him, he's gone".
You murdered him, didn't you?
Gads woman!
Whatsa matter wit you?
He joined an all male bellydancing troupe, and left for Jamaica. He left a note saying he's never coming back.
"I'm never coming back"
- Spunkmeyer
See?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 06:02:12 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 05:57:13 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 05:48:47 PM
"Forget him, he's gone".
You murdered him, didn't you?
Gads woman!
Whatsa matter wit you?
He joined an all male bellydancing troupe, and left for Jamaica. He left a note saying he's never coming back.
"I'm never coming back"
- Spunkmeyer
See?
Everything's wrong with me, remember?
And I'm seriously disturbed now.
How 'bout Drake? He didn't disappear, too, did he?
Word has it he married a chinese waitress and has a mansion in Michigan. It even has a coy pond.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 06:18:05 PM
Word has it he married a chinese waitress and has a mansion in Michigan. It even has a coy pond.
Well, f**k this. I'll stay in this tree.
Is Hudson available?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 06:19:25 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 06:18:05 PM
Word has it he married a chinese waitress and has a mansion in Michigan. It even has a coy pond.
Well, f**k this. I'll stay in this tree.
Is Hudson available?
He's the proud papa of a bouncing baby raven.
So, no.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 06:25:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 06:19:25 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 06:18:05 PM
Word has it he married a chinese waitress and has a mansion in Michigan. It even has a coy pond.
Well, f**k this. I'll stay in this tree.
Is Hudson available?
He's the proud papa of a bouncing baby raven.
So, no.
. . .
Wierzbowski?
He went to the wrong party, but had a blast.
We'll see him again...someday.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 06:28:36 PM
He went to the wrong party, but had a blast.
We'll see him again...someday.
I'm staying in the tree, then.
There's a hurricane a'comin.
It's dangerous.
And if you stay up there much longer, the monkeys are going to try and molest you.
Come down Rabbit.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/I2SPX2axL3hqU/giphy.gif)
Alright, I didn't want to have to do this, but it's for your own good. Don't worry, ol' Herman here is a professional.
(https://cdn0.wideopenspaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bigstock-Lumberjack-logger-worker-in-pr-70684231.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 06:37:37 PM
It's dangerous.
And if you stay up there much longer, the monkeys are going to try and molest you.
Come down Rabbit.
Fine.
Don't let Voodoo try to catch me. Once I'm down, we're making a long-distance call to Michigan.
I knew I was so ugly I'd get tossed away for a waitress.
Herman stop! Abort!
Herman!!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 06:42:14 PM
Herman stop! Abort!
Herman!!!!
Catch the bunny!
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Well, on the upside, you've got plenty of time for writing now.
Do you have voice recognition software?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 06:49:28 PM
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Well, on the upside, you've got plenty of time for writing now.
Do you have voice recognition software?
No. Make that call to Michigan, dang it. Maybe Drake will feel sorry.
She beat him senseless with his own chickens and fled to parts unknown. They say he'll never think again.
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Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 06:59:09 PM
She beat him senseless with his own chickens and fled to parts unknown. They say he'll never think again.
(https://i1.wp.com/www.bitchesgetriches.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Shawshank-Images-11.jpg?resize=648%2C365)
So, I'll be stuck with you and Voodoo for the next six months?
You say that like its a bad thing.
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Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 07:06:27 PM
You say that like its a bad thing.
http://images.hellogiggles.com/uploads/2016/07/31014817/Friends-hugging.jpg
I lost my date.
I'm just as sorry as I can be rabbit. But they did get married like 20 years ago.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 07:13:42 PM
I'm just as sorry as I can be rabbit. But they did get married like 20 years ago.
. . . I feel dirty.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 07:13:42 PM
I'm just as sorry as I can be rabbit. But they did get married like 20 years ago.
. . . I feel dirty.
You've been a bad girl.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 08:14:12 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 07:13:42 PM
I'm just as sorry as I can be rabbit. But they did get married like 20 years ago.
. . . I feel dirty.
You've been a bad girl.
I know.
Not a good bunny anymore.
You whacked me with your coconuts, while thinking of other men.
I feel so used.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 08:20:00 PM
You whacked me with your coconuts, while thinking of other men.
I feel so used.
The coconuts were accidents.
Also Voodoo wanted them to make you a present.
I even brought in Herman. And Herman charges by the minute.
...present? Did you say present?
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/f7/3b/eef73b99f830c3ce87347b163e5aecd8.jpg)
And on my superhero reveal day too.
I'm so touched.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 08:28:15 PM
I even brought in Herman. And Herman charges by the minute.
...present? Did you say present?
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/f7/3b/eef73b99f830c3ce87347b163e5aecd8.jpg
And on my superhero reveal day too.
I'm so touched.
I don't know if he finished it, but it's supposed to be a teeny-tiny coconut Speedo.
Yeeeah!!
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ec/f4/10/ecf410bb29cdfd1025f4570a211d0c4d.jpg)
Enjoy.
I had no part in this other than my action figures ate the meat out of the shells before giving them to Voodoo.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 03, 2019, 09:08:29 PM
Enjoy.
I had no part in this other than my action figures are the meat out of the shells before giving them to Voodoo.
They might get diarrhea later.
I've dealt with that before. Happens every time I take them into a restaurant. The staff looks at me weird, though.
Do you order chocolate pudding as a cover?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 09:18:54 PM
Do you order chocolate pudding as a cover?
No. It happens when we return home.
Ah. Well that's preferable.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 03, 2019, 09:27:06 PM
Ah. Well that's preferable.
Yeah. It's just the crew of talking action figures is very off-putting to everyone.
Bad news: I didn't get to make the not-fluffy brownies today.
I'll do it tomorrow.
Brownies shouldn't be fluffy. Then it's cake.
Hmmm.
That reminds me of a story. I was traveling through Kentucky with my father once, and pulled into this gas station. I stood against the car while pumping gas, and asked my old man if he smelled doughnuts.
He looked at me like I was nuts, so I asked him again. He started laughing like crazy.
"I swear to God, it's like I've got a doughnut factory under my nose. What the hell man?"
He points past me, and I turn around. We're in the parking lot of a doughnut super store. It's Valhalla for doughnuts. It's got a restaurant just to eat the doughnuts, it's...massive. It was basically brand new then. Cheeses and pastries everywhere.
I swear we laughed for the next 20 miles. We're only ever there once every few years, but to this day, whenever we stop there, I get out and ask if anyone smells doughnuts.
Brownies are in the oven.
Really hoping this one article is right in that using milk will make them creamier and richer.
You have me on a mission, Huggs. I feel like I have a purpose.
I've always wanted a porpoise.
(https://i.gifer.com/RmqP.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 04, 2019, 04:30:32 PM
I've always wanted a porpoise.
https://i.gifer.com/RmqP.gif
Along with the Crabators card, I need to send you a "smartass" T-shirt.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 04, 2019, 04:32:35 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 04, 2019, 04:30:32 PM
I've always wanted a porpoise.
https://i.gifer.com/RmqP.gif
Along with the Crabators card, I need to send you a "smartass" T-shirt.
Hey! I r̶e̶s̶e̶n̶t̶ resemble that remark!
Those brownies will self destruct in 5 seconds.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 04, 2019, 04:54:17 PM
Those brownies will self destruct in 5 seconds.
They've been out for some time.
They could be booby trapped.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 04, 2019, 05:06:23 PM
They could be booby trapped.
By who? There's just me and the cat, and the cat has slept all day.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 04, 2019, 05:34:11 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 04, 2019, 05:06:23 PM
They could be booby trapped.
By who? There's just me and the cat, and the cat has slept all day.
That's what she wants you to think.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 04, 2019, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 04, 2019, 05:34:11 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 04, 2019, 05:06:23 PM
They could be booby trapped.
By who? There's just me and the cat, and the cat has slept all day.
That's what she wants you to think.
I dunno. She is pretty lazy.
Rich and creamy brownies, woo!
With a Fu master chu moving slow slow slow,
To the ever funky disco of the yo yo yo,
It's a shame to the name say the folks who know,
Here's a tater pop a sizzle man I say we blow
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
OK.
Frog roti, ten tins of nun wax.
Inn code violations webcast lobster fat jams.
Sprinkle not brother.
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I don't know anything.
I was not expecting an argument about how much screen time characters get when I tried reviving my Quiet Marine thread.
Are we not allowed to just have fun anymore?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 05, 2019, 10:41:10 AM
I don't know anything.
I was not expecting an argument about how much screen time characters get when I tried reviving my Quiet Marine thread.
Are we not allowed to just have fun anymore?
I don't know what thread you're referring to, but yes. We're allowed to have fun, and others are allowed to be doodooheads to an extent. If that's what's happening.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 05, 2019, 09:02:23 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 05, 2019, 10:41:10 AM
I don't know anything.
I was not expecting an argument about how much screen time characters get when I tried reviving my Quiet Marine thread.
Are we not allowed to just have fun anymore?
I don't know what thread you're referring to, but yes. We're allowed to have fun, and others are allowed to be doodooheads to an extent. If that's what's happening.
The Wierzbowski vs. Crowe thread.
Over 15,000 views now.
Someday our insanity will have reached millions.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 06, 2019, 02:20:50 AM
Someday our insanity will have reached millions.
We'll be among the most legendary threads in AvPGalaxy history.
This will be pinned someday. Mark my words.
Or it will grow too big for them to control and they will fear it.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 06, 2019, 02:25:01 AM
This will be pinned someday. Mark my words.
Or it will grow too big for them to control and they will fear it.
Pretty sure Hicks doesn't fear us. Probably because we are harmless despite how silly we get.
The way Hudson moves in this gif is weirdly hypnotic.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SpicyPeskyGardensnake-size_restricted.gif)
"Cannibalism...Cannibalism is the great fear"
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2d/db/e9/2ddbe9b4e967c710a59cd066339c1e6b.jpg)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Oh, God.
"Somebody's been sleeping in my bread"
(https://images.8tracks.com/cover/i/001/289/372/11599.original-2384.jpg?rect=99,0,395,395&q=98&fm=jpg&fit=max)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 06, 2019, 07:56:16 PM
"Somebody's been sleeping in my bread"
https://images.8tracks.com/cover/i/001/289/372/11599.original-2384.jpg?rect=99,0,395,395&q=98&fm=jpg&fit=max
Aww.
At least the mice will eat whole wheat bread. They can have it.
Wow! Mice with good taste!
Spoiler
I wish I can say the same about the wabbits.
Spoiler
Pumpernickel? Eww.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 07, 2019, 12:39:14 AM
Wow! Mice with good taste!
Spoiler
I wish I can say the same about the wabbits.
Spoiler
Pumpernickel? Eww.
How do you feel about rye?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 07, 2019, 12:16:24 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 06, 2019, 07:56:16 PM
"Somebody's been sleeping in my bread"
https://images.8tracks.com/cover/i/001/289/372/11599.original-2384.jpg?rect=99,0,395,395&q=98&fm=jpg&fit=max
Aww.
At least the mice will eat whole wheat bread. They can have it.
I'm watching the possums eat right now. You can hear their little mouths just chompin.
Under kind lump undergoes, rodeo weeding shank infamy nails the gunk.
Drake is tired. No confused look today.
What have you done to him?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 07:32:55 PM
What have you done to him?
Nothing terrible. I think.
I just pulled a muscle in my back. Has voodoo been making the dolls again?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 07:54:06 PM
I just pulled a muscle in my back. Has voodoo been making the dolls again?
I don't think so.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Never mind, he's up.
He looks just like I feel.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 07:57:33 PM
He looks just like I feel.
You're pissed that I left fruit in the bed?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 07, 2019, 07:59:15 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 07:57:33 PM
He looks just like I feel.
You're pissed that I left fruit in the bed?
One does not just sample the forbidden fruit.
It's $1.69 a pound you know?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 08:05:53 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 07, 2019, 07:59:15 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 07:57:33 PM
He looks just like I feel.
You're pissed that I left fruit in the bed?
One does not just sample the forbidden fruit.
It's $1.69 a pound you know?
It was apples and raspberries.
Then what is that apricot doing there?
One might say it looks suspiciously...suspicious.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 08:09:27 PM
Then what is that apricot doing there?
One might say it looks suspiciously...suspicious.
Hudson dropped it in the bowl? I dunno.
There's a bowl too?
My goodness!
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 08:14:16 PM
There's a bowl too?
My goodness!
What, you think rabbits will just eat off the floor?
Not at all.
It seldom works out. Just ask bugs.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FnkuCXz6_jM/hqdefault.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 08:19:10 PM
Not at all.
It seldom works out. Just ask bugs.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FnkuCXz6_jM/hqdefault.jpg
Exactly.
Of course there was a bowl. An apricot was dropped in by accident. And apple and raspberry bits were splattered on the bedsheets.
That's why you don't cosplay in the kitchen.
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Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 08:30:24 PM
That's why you don't cosplay in the kitchen.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YVZzE1utV1g/T5TcsNpuJqI/AAAAAAAAN4I/VbhWaAPmrUc/s400/WHIZ.png
(https://i.gifer.com/8XCO.gif)
It was an OK time.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 07, 2019, 08:37:31 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 08:30:24 PM
That's why you don't cosplay in the kitchen.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YVZzE1utV1g/T5TcsNpuJqI/AAAAAAAAN4I/VbhWaAPmrUc/s400/WHIZ.png
https://i.gifer.com/8XCO.gif
It was an OK time.
Well that's just because the zombie hotdog didn't work out.
(https://s-i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/363449/slide_363449_4101192_free.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 08:46:17 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 07, 2019, 08:37:31 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 08:30:24 PM
That's why you don't cosplay in the kitchen.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YVZzE1utV1g/T5TcsNpuJqI/AAAAAAAAN4I/VbhWaAPmrUc/s400/WHIZ.png
https://i.gifer.com/8XCO.gif
It was an OK time.
Well that's just because the zombie hotdog didn't work out.
(https://s-i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/363449/slide_363449_4101192_free.jpg)
Hudson tried to eat it.
Voodoo barely escaped.
He lost some bun meat though. ;D
It took 6 stitches, so I hear.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 08:58:48 PM
He lost some bun meat though. ;D
It took 6 stitches, so I hear.
At least he wasn't dressed as a cornbread; Spunkmeyer would've beat the crap out of him.
We'd simply cover him in beans and nobody would be the wiser.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 09:06:06 PM
We'd simply cover him in beans and nobody would be the wiser.
Then he'd be a walking fart waiting to happen.
Aren't we all.
It's just the human condition.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1uijdgoA034
Beans are an accelerant.
They certainly give me propulsion.
Into space?
In whichever direction I happen to be facing at the time.
At least he wasn't facing the dropship thrusters.
The Recess Thread
(https://www.jeffheiser.com/images/gallery/bugsbunny7.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2019, 10:23:19 PM
The Recess Thread
https://www.jeffheiser.com/images/gallery/bugsbunny7.jpg
Accurate.
Aside from no DeVito gifs, or grumpy Drake pics.
Danny is a rare thing now.
Wabbit drove Danny away...
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/875/617/7d6.gif)
I have the power!
*hops around the playground*
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 12:59:32 AM
Wabbit drove Danny away...
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/875/617/7d6.gif)
He fights for us.
Dance!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/VcDqJibr7niDK/giphy.gif)
Rabbits can't dance.
I don't dance.
Well, I have . . . but let's not go there. I look stupid.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 01:40:14 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/VcDqJibr7niDK/giphy.gif
Rabbits can't dance.
I don't dance.
Well, I have . . . but let's not go there. I look stupid.
I've been known to tango.
Or at least a version thereof.
It's more like nonsense mixed with epilepsy and copious amounts of butt grasping.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 01:46:09 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 01:40:14 AM
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Rabbits can't dance.
I don't dance.
Well, I have . . . but let's not go there. I look stupid.
I've been known to tango.
Or at least a version thereof.
It's more like nonsense mixed with epilepsy and copious amounts of butt grasping.
Yeah. With me, you may as well give me a shirt that says, "Uncoordinated."
If I learned the box step I'd be like,
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/442065c2855340de40049330d765868e/tumblr_o0ux31y85J1u7ojs5o1_500.gif)
In Jersey when it comes to dancing, you're taught young.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 02:13:26 AM
In Jersey when it comes to dancing, you're taught young.
I tried doing hip-hop in fifth grade.
We took part in a super-cheap Lion King play. I remember I really didn't do well.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 02:24:31 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 02:13:26 AM
In Jersey when it comes to dancing, you're taught young.
I tried doing hip-hop in fifth grade.
We took part in a super-cheap Lion King play. I remember I really didn't do well.
All that's important is you're out there doing it and having fun.
Quite so.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 02:30:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 02:24:31 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 02:13:26 AM
In Jersey when it comes to dancing, you're taught young.
I tried doing hip-hop in fifth grade.
We took part in a super-cheap Lion King play. I remember I really didn't do well.
All that's important is you're out there doing it and having fun.
That's the thing: I wasn't having fun.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 10:49:39 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 02:30:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 02:24:31 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 02:13:26 AM
In Jersey when it comes to dancing, you're taught young.
I tried doing hip-hop in fifth grade.
We took part in a super-cheap Lion King play. I remember I really didn't do well.
All that's important is you're out there doing it and having fun.
That's the thing: I wasn't having fun.
Why not?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 11:32:07 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 10:49:39 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 02:30:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 02:24:31 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 02:13:26 AM
In Jersey when it comes to dancing, you're taught young.
I tried doing hip-hop in fifth grade.
We took part in a super-cheap Lion King play. I remember I really didn't do well.
All that's important is you're out there doing it and having fun.
That's the thing: I wasn't having fun.
Why not?
I complained a lot. I didn't like anyone in the class (and they didn't like me), and I couldn't do any of the moves properly. I just quickly realized this wasn't a good choice.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 11:46:34 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 11:32:07 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 10:49:39 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 02:30:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 02:24:31 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 02:13:26 AM
In Jersey when it comes to dancing, you're taught young.
I tried doing hip-hop in fifth grade.
We took part in a super-cheap Lion King play. I remember I really didn't do well.
All that's important is you're out there doing it and having fun.
That's the thing: I wasn't having fun.
Why not?
I complained a lot. I didn't like anyone in the class (and they didn't like me), and I couldn't do any of the moves properly. I just quickly realized this wasn't a good choice.
Sorry to hear that Wabbit.
QuoteI didn't like anyone in the class (and they didn't like me),
Really? That sucks. What do you think came first in that situation, the chicken or the egg?
The chicken (me). I was not a pleasant person to be around. If I had the chance to erase a part of my life, elementary school would definitely go.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 11:57:20 AM
The chicken (me). I was not a pleasant person to be around. If I had the chance to erase a part of my life, elementary school would definitely go.
Interesting. Often I hear High School at the top of the erase from existence wish list. Elementary School, not so much.
Well, sorry to hear that.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 12:08:51 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 11:57:20 AM
The chicken (me). I was not a pleasant person to be around. If I had the chance to erase a part of my life, elementary school would definitely go.
Interesting. Often I hear High School at the top of the erase from existence wish list. Elementary School, not so much.
Well, sorry to hear that.
Middle and high school is where I turned around. Now, I save my weirdness for you and Huggs.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 12:11:42 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 12:08:51 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 11:57:20 AM
The chicken (me). I was not a pleasant person to be around. If I had the chance to erase a part of my life, elementary school would definitely go.
Interesting. Often I hear High School at the top of the erase from existence wish list. Elementary School, not so much.
Well, sorry to hear that.
Middle and high school is where I turned around. Now, I save my weirdness for you and Huggs.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3FqMfFOXpKSVtAjWnt/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5cab466f4941744a4d1987fc)
;)
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/happy-bunny-gif-8.gif)
You are lucky to have me around.
Now if we can just persuade Hicks to hold an AvPGalaxy con . . .
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 01:33:07 PM
Now if we can just persuade Hicks to hold an AvPGalaxy con . . .
Are you mad? You know I won't be able to resist attending just to bring up the skull, an Alien 3 retcon, canon, and egg-barfing!!!
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/tbbtforum/monthly_2018_09/stu_20.gif.7d68df8fb7dc90d0ad5cd5014bd6470c.gif)
I will kill you, with a rock. A skull shaped rock.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 08, 2019, 02:17:06 PM
I will kill you, with a rock. A skull shaped rock.
Not before he puts the voodoo on you.
You'll spend the rest of your life unable to find two matching socks.
I don't even have to use voodoo!
You will soon find out I have prepared for such an attack since I was a toddler!
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/aIvRV85ReChmo/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5cab59406231356b6faba909)
Your baby-fu is strong, but no match for the skull-fu.
That goes in my favorite gifs ever.
By the way, Voodoo, I wouldn't care. You know I'd be off searching for Mark Rolston, or Michael Biehn, or Daniel Kash. Talk crap all you want, just leave me out of it while I run loose in the convention center.
Hold my backpack, Huggs.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/GqtmbZoI1JqJa/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 02:36:44 PM
That goes in my favorite gifs ever.
By the way, Voodoo, I wouldn't care. You know I'd be off searching for Mark Rolston, or Michael Biehn, or Daniel Kash. Talk crap all you want, just leave me out of it while I run loose in the convention center.
Hold my backpack, Huggs.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/GqtmbZoI1JqJa/giphy.gif
Eew, it's sticky.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:13:32 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 02:36:44 PM
That goes in my favorite gifs ever.
By the way, Voodoo, I wouldn't care. You know I'd be off searching for Mark Rolston, or Michael Biehn, or Daniel Kash. Talk crap all you want, just leave me out of it while I run loose in the convention center.
Hold my backpack, Huggs.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/GqtmbZoI1JqJa/giphy.gif
Eew, it's sticky.
Crap, my desserts leaked.
Nobody touch nothin'!
No f**king ice cream!
I've got icing and googly eyes all over me now.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 04:16:49 PM
Crap, my desserts leaked.
Crap is your dessert?
(https://i.gifer.com/GQFe.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:19:26 PM
I've got icing and googly eyes all over me now.
The extreme lack of fluffiness is going to make it hard to clean.
Where'd the googly eyes come from?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 04:21:27 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:19:26 PM
I've got icing and googly eyes all over me now.
The extreme lack of fluffiness is going to make it hard to clean.
Where'd the googly eyes come from?
I don't know, they're your desserts.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:26:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 04:21:27 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:19:26 PM
I've got icing and googly eyes all over me now.
The extreme lack of fluffiness is going to make it hard to clean.
Where'd the googly eyes come from?
I don't know, they're your desserts.
Probably from the rabbit-shaped carrot cake. Dammit.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 04:28:27 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:26:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 04:21:27 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:19:26 PM
I've got icing and googly eyes all over me now.
The extreme lack of fluffiness is going to make it hard to clean.
Where'd the googly eyes come from?
I don't know, they're your desserts.
Probably from the rabbit-shaped carrot cake. Dammit.
Or the crap!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 04:28:27 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:26:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 04:21:27 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:19:26 PM
I've got icing and googly eyes all over me now.
The extreme lack of fluffiness is going to make it hard to clean.
Where'd the googly eyes come from?
I don't know, they're your desserts.
Probably from the rabbit-shaped carrot cake. Dammit.
Or the crap!
Crap?
Aw sh*t!
Don't talk about my brownies that way. I spent hours on Pinterest trying to find the best method to make them as rich and creamy as possible.
Brownies?
I'm standing here with doodoo on me for God's sake!
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:39:52 PM
Brownies?
I'm standing here with doodoo on me for God's sake!
Clearly, it was Local Trouble looking to screw with us, and the guests.
Is there a picture of Randy in there?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:42:23 PM
Is there a picture of Randy in there?
No. Just a Hudson doll based on the puffy A:CM model.
Oh god.
Are they supposed to smell like sausage?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:49:17 PM
Oh god.
Are they supposed to smell like sausage?
No. That's just the links I brought for the barbeque.
I like your style.
Got any Doritos in there?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2019, 04:56:42 PM
Got any Doritos in there?
Yep.
Only cool ranch, though.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 08, 2019, 05:44:58 PM
Wazzup.
I
LOVE the new avatar Old One!!!
Ohhhh Yeaaah!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactiongifs.com%2Fr%2Fsarcasmus.gif&hash=208218cd373ad055ac37a9a556e9d58484b57250)
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 06:32:29 PM
Don't forget the other eye! Otherwise it look like your winking at us
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(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Oh my God.
Baron, just learn to love Old One 2.0.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/WNuF3KK9NaQ8w/giphy.gif)
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/3/3/3700/full.gif)
:laugh:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/eazHFXDcInC2A/giphy.gif)
Spoiler
Mulan's my favorite Disney princess, though.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 07:09:34 PM
Baron, just learn to love Old One 2.0.
https://media.giphy.com/media/WNuF3KK9NaQ8w/giphy.gif
How dare you say I don't love my sweet Poky?!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/inciclopedia/images/d/db/Pothead.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 08, 2019, 07:42:11 PM
How dare you say I don't love my sweet Poky?!
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/5064/f/2017/026/a/0/fluttershy_gif___01_by_cyanlightning-dawrvtz.gif)
This pleases Poky, yes.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 08, 2019, 07:42:11 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 07:09:34 PM
Baron, just learn to love Old One 2.0.
https://media.giphy.com/media/WNuF3KK9NaQ8w/giphy.gif
How dare you say I don't love my sweet Poky?!
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/inciclopedia/images/d/db/Pothead.gif
I do this not only because you slapped me...
but also because your hand smelled funny.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/Ny4Ian52lZDz2/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5caba97f6f6e3154327d73a1)
No fighting!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PertinentElderlyAcornwoodpecker-max-1mb.gif)
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 08:13:49 PM
I do this not only because you slapped me...
but also because your hand smelled funny.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/Ny4Ian52lZDz2/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5caba97f6f6e3154327d73a1
Can't be worse than your feet in those old timey sandals
And I already dug myself out of that silly pit.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e895a5427a3863302736eafbbfe908c2/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 08, 2019, 09:24:37 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 08, 2019, 08:13:49 PM
I do this not only because you slapped me...
but also because your hand smelled funny.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/Ny4Ian52lZDz2/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5caba97f6f6e3154327d73a1
Can't be worse than your feet in those old timey sandals
And I already dug myself out of that silly pit.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e895a5427a3863302736eafbbfe908c2/tenor.gif
Well, you've got that going for you.
What are you doing in my tunnels?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 08, 2019, 09:26:50 PM
What are you doing in my tunnels?
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@All Y'all
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We love you too.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 08, 2019, 10:11:38 PM
@All Y'all
https://media.giphy.com/media/X8zBSug6uchck/giphy.gif
You been drinking, my dear?
I never drink... Wine.
Red or white?
Blood, I drink, blood.
The blood, is the life, ah ah ah.
The blood is the life.
And it shall be mine.
(https://bungalower.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/tumblr_oq738gH96L1sarywjo1_500.gif)
Does it contain a lot of calories? Because I gotta watch my weight.
Yes.
Spoiler
The costume design's so gorgeous.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 08, 2019, 11:55:00 PM
Unfortunately yes.
JC the costume design's so gorgeous.
I'll stick with my diet cocktail then.
Ah, another John Carpenter fan. What costume you talking about, Poky?
Everything involving Sadie in BSD was terrific imo.
What I think of when I see Canon debates.
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No wonder none of my threads are popular. They don't involve perpetual canon debates.
This is why I like to play by myself.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 09, 2019, 10:30:40 AM
No wonder none of my threads are popular. They don't involve perpetual canon debates.
This is why I like to play by myself.
:laugh:
Wise wabbit.
Follow the wise rabbit.
I wouldn't advise that, because I'm easily distracted--
How the hell did Crowe get four votes?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 09, 2019, 10:40:28 AM
I wouldn't advise that, because I'm easily distracted--
How the hell did Crowe get four votes?
The same way, I guess, Drake got four votes? ;)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 09, 2019, 10:44:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 09, 2019, 10:40:28 AM
I wouldn't advise that, because I'm easily distracted--
How the hell did Crowe get four votes?
The same way, I guess, Drake got four votes? ;)
No. No one feels sorry for Wierzbowski or Crowe . . .
Unless every vote is a sympathy vote.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 09, 2019, 10:46:46 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 09, 2019, 10:44:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 09, 2019, 10:40:28 AM
I wouldn't advise that, because I'm easily distracted--
How the hell did Crowe get four votes?
The same way, I guess, Drake got four votes? ;)
No. No one feels sorry for Wierzbowski or Crowe . . .
Unless every vote is a sympathy vote.
Next poll: Wierzbowski, Crowe or Drake?
Drake, no poll required, no contest.
The poll will be up after breakfast.
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(https://media1.tenor.com/images/0ec234a07c5d5f0d962b86b384684f65/tenor.gif)
Le meew...Le purr
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 09, 2019, 05:03:18 PM
Le meew...Le purr
If I ever include you guys in a cartoon, Huggs will be a skunk.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 09, 2019, 05:05:56 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 09, 2019, 05:03:18 PM
Le meew...Le purr
If I ever include you guys in a cartoon, Huggs will be a skunk.
Good, because the skunk likes to hug the cat and it is illegal for Baron to hug you.
I don't... understand.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 09, 2019, 06:32:45 PM
I don't... understand.
Nevermind him. He doesn't know what he's saying half of the time.
Let's continue our snuggle session
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 09, 2019, 06:37:33 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 09, 2019, 06:32:45 PM
I don't... understand.
Nevermind him. He doesn't know what he's saying half of the time.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DifficultDarkCrocodileskink-size_restricted.gif)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/f67f/f/2018/183/0/f/source_by_redvampire120652-dcg4qfl.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 09, 2019, 07:07:23 PM
https://orig00.deviantart.net/f67f/f/2018/183/0/f/source_by_redvampire120652-dcg4qfl.gif
Howard Johnson is right!
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 09, 2019, 07:07:23 PM
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GUILTY!Enjoy those regular visits from Huggsy.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4bvQltmMAbbEY/giphy.gif)
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 09, 2019, 07:31:23 PM
GUILTY!
Enjoy those regular visits from Huggsy.
https://media.giphy.com/media/4bvQltmMAbbEY/giphy.gif
(https://i.imgur.com/G2KewJF.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 09, 2019, 09:10:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/G2KewJF.gif
Well, this guy looks like he'd give Bogs a run for his money.
Or his pants. Most likely his pants.
A shiv ain't getting through the iron undies, though.
Oh no.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 09, 2019, 09:10:46 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/42f84184976b5f742147fa8bfc9f150b/tenor.gif
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 09, 2019, 07:31:23 PM
GUILTY!
Enjoy those regular visits from Huggsy.
https://media.giphy.com/media/4bvQltmMAbbEY/giphy.gif
https://i.imgur.com/G2KewJF.gif
Thats Randall Cobb. He was also in Raising Arizona and Ernest Goes to Jail. If I remember correctly, he was a boxer once too. Seemed like a real nice dude.
Jello cake is light and fluffy.
It's good, but . . . but, it's not . . .
I can't find the right word.
"Fliffy"
Tonight's activities all y'all?
We're making donuts.
A lot?
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 09, 2019, 11:48:55 PM
Tonight's activities all y'all?
Same ol' lunacy as always.
Gifs, doughnuts, philosophy, Danny Devitos @$$.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 12:13:05 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 09, 2019, 11:48:55 PM
Tonight's activities all y'all?
Same ol' lunacy as always.
Gifs, doughnuts, Mark Rolston, Danny Devitos @$$.
Corrected.
Well Drakes a given really.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 09, 2019, 11:48:55 PM
Tonight's activities all y'all?
Watching Cool Hand Luke, talking with my Poky and having some:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOLthJnrdEYQuote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 12:13:05 AMDanny Devitos @$$.
You miss it, don't you?
(https://i.gifer.com/1efo.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 12:17:22 AM
Well Drakes a given really.
Absolutely.
Or else I'll be crabby.
I'm kidding. I'll be the same nut I always am.
It's a beautiful night out tonight.
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Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 01:55:48 AM
It's a beautiful night out tonight.
http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121125195303/avp/images/a/ac/LV-426_terrain.png
Looks cold. And dark.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 01:55:48 AM
It's a beautiful night out tonight.
http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121125195303/avp/images/a/ac/LV-426_terrain.png
Perfect for a hike.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BleakRashIrishdraughthorse-max-1mb.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 01:55:48 AM
It's a beautiful night out tonight.
http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121125195303/avp/images/a/ac/LV-426_terrain.png
Looks cold. And dark.
Not for long.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 10, 2019, 01:59:49 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 01:55:48 AM
It's a beautiful night out tonight.
http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121125195303/avp/images/a/ac/LV-426_terrain.png
Perfect for a hike.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BleakRashIrishdraughthorse-max-1mb.gif
Tralalalala.
Isn't this fun?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DisguisedAcclaimedDragonfly-size_restricted.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 02:04:47 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 01:55:48 AM
It's a beautiful night out tonight.
http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121125195303/avp/images/a/ac/LV-426_terrain.png
Looks cold. And dark.
Not for long.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FHP6f3G2VS6c%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&hash=4ae84d3b9f2467dc2c4577aceee8520fb1f59428)
Well, it's still too dangerous to go alone.
Take this for protection.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 02:14:51 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 02:04:47 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 01:58:38 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 01:55:48 AM
It's a beautiful night out tonight.
http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121125195303/avp/images/a/ac/LV-426_terrain.png
Looks cold. And dark.
Not for long.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FHP6f3G2VS6c%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&hash=4ae84d3b9f2467dc2c4577aceee8520fb1f59428)
Well, it's still too dangerous to go alone.
Take this for protection.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
Electronic Pasties?
A electrical monitor.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 10, 2019, 04:28:58 AM
A electrical monitor.
I know.
I was thinking about hooking a TENS unit up to them and getting the night started right.
Juicy.
Indeed.
Turns out baron doesn't spank very well.
But he's got a dildo Canon. So watch out.
Wonderful...
He allegedly built it from spare parts he stole during a summer internship at an "old folks home".
Poor Mrs. Plimpton. She thought it was a potato gun.
It's not my cup of tea, but it's awesome for wasp control.
Got the laundry done, the garbage out and the dishes washed. It's coming up on 1am. Time to hit the rack and grab a few hours of sleep. Love y'all. Night.
Not what I was expecting, but OK.
Was trying to say, "It's still too dangerous to go alone, so take the real Ultimate Badass with you."
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 05:01:04 AMHe allegedly built it from spare parts he stole during a summer internship at an "old folks home".
You gotta stop visiting Voodoo's info booth.
Before you know it you'll become one of those conspiracy theorists.
Conspiracy theorist???
Wabbit turns 19 years old.Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 05, 2019, 11:05:33 PM
I don't hug minors. Not even online.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2019, 11:07:32 PM
I have to be 21 to get a freakin' hug?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Mar 05, 2019, 11:16:04 PM
I don't make the rules.
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You wanna drag me into this, man?
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I do!!!
Armageddon in the Recess!!!!
(https://i.gifer.com/5A9I.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9Rd7ocSZ81cHe/giphy.gif)
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/vLzEJbyl4Ugww/giphy.gif)
We'll have to keep it down. Drake's taking a nap--
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Never mind.
This is gonna be a one-sided fight. That teddy bear's got nothing on a smartgun and killer bunny put together.
How does one use a smartgun without fingers!
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 10, 2019, 07:57:03 PM
How does one use a smartgun without fingers!
https://66.media.tumblr.com/9a0afa07542f61130fc3334ed7b70d7d/tumblr_mqk7k3mrkM1sux8d5o1_400.gif
Pilates.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 07:58:24 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 10, 2019, 07:57:03 PM
How does one use a smartgun without fingers!
https://66.media.tumblr.com/9a0afa07542f61130fc3334ed7b70d7d/tumblr_mqk7k3mrkM1sux8d5o1_400.gif
Pilates.
Curses! Foiled by buns of steel yet again.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 10, 2019, 08:01:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 07:58:24 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 10, 2019, 07:57:03 PM
How does one use a smartgun without fingers!
https://66.media.tumblr.com/9a0afa07542f61130fc3334ed7b70d7d/tumblr_mqk7k3mrkM1sux8d5o1_400.gif
Pilates.
Curses! Foiled by buns of steel yet again.
If I ever do a smartgunner cosplay, I'm painting "Buns of Steel" on my armor.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 08:04:07 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 10, 2019, 08:01:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 07:58:24 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 10, 2019, 07:57:03 PM
How does one use a smartgun without fingers!
https://66.media.tumblr.com/9a0afa07542f61130fc3334ed7b70d7d/tumblr_mqk7k3mrkM1sux8d5o1_400.gif
Pilates.
Curses! Foiled by buns of steel yet again.
If I ever do a smartgunner cosplay, I'm painting "Buns of Steel" on my armor.
Or you can just show them off in a pair of chaps!
(https://i.imgur.com/MLCONXm.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 10, 2019, 08:08:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 08:04:07 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 10, 2019, 08:01:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 07:58:24 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 10, 2019, 07:57:03 PM
How does one use a smartgun without fingers!
https://66.media.tumblr.com/9a0afa07542f61130fc3334ed7b70d7d/tumblr_mqk7k3mrkM1sux8d5o1_400.gif
Pilates.
Curses! Foiled by buns of steel yet again.
If I ever do a smartgunner cosplay, I'm painting "Buns of Steel" on my armor.
Or you can just show them off in a pair of chaps!
https://i.imgur.com/MLCONXm.gif
That sounds really uncomfortable.
Friendship is magic y'all.
Whew is evwybuddy? :'(
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 11:20:26 PM
Whew is evwybuddy? :'(
I'm here.
Don't cry.
You wanna wake Drake again?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 11, 2019, 12:32:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 11, 2019, 12:26:45 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 11, 2019, 12:06:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 10, 2019, 11:51:24 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 10, 2019, 11:20:26 PM
Whew is evwybuddy? :'(
I'm here.
Don't cry.
You wanna wake Drake again?
I'm fine.
Let him sleep.
Do you need a hug?
I'm steady as a rock now.
I just panicked a little when I looked around and everybody was gone.
I still give free hugs.
I'll take em.
Just don't give them to Baron!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 11, 2019, 01:00:05 AM
Just don't give them to Baron!
No, give him one. Just don't let him know it's coming, and give me time to hide in the bushes and practice my "this is the police" routine first.
I can't hug Baron for another two years.
This is kind of interesting (per Quora):
The countries with younger absolute age to reach adulthood, at 15, are:
Indonesia
Iran
Myanmar
Yemen
The countries where you reach adulthood at 16 are:
Cambodia
Cuba
Kyrgyzstan
Palestine
Pakistan (only females)
Scotland (not a country)
Vietnam
You are an adult at 17 in:
North Korea
Tajikistan
Timor-Leste
You are an adult at 19 in:
Algeria
The following provinces of Canada: Nova Scotia New Brunswick British Columbia Newfoundland and Labrador Northwest Territories Yukon Nunavut
You are an adult at 20 in:
Japan
New Zealand
Paraguay
Taiwan
Thailand
You are an adult at 21 in:
Bahrain
Cameroon
Côted'Ivoire
Gabon
Grenada
Honduras
Lesotho
Madagascar
Namibia
Singapore
Swaziland
United Arab Emirates
United States - Mississippi & Puerto Rico
Zambia
In the rest of the world you are an adult at 18.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 11, 2019, 01:11:17 AM
I can't hug Baron for another two years.
His loss.
Now c'mere you.
(https://media.tenor.co/images/0e099200ee7590e5b7fc328902609ed1/raw)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 11, 2019, 01:20:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 11, 2019, 01:11:17 AM
I can't hug Baron for another two years.
His loss.
Now c'mere you.
https://media.tenor.co/images/0e099200ee7590e5b7fc328902609ed1/raw
(https://i.gifer.com/8XCO.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 11, 2019, 01:18:51 AM
The countries where you reach adulthood at 16 are:
Cambodia
Cuba
Kyrgyzstan
Palestine
Pakistan (only females)
Scotland (not a country)
Vietnam
Scotland not a country?
What do the Scottish have to say about that?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 11, 2019, 01:45:07 AM
Scotland not a country?
What do the Scottish have to say about that?
They eat babies. Who cares.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/XrguMXV0lytDq/giphy.gif)
And here I tried to help explain why you're acting this way, versus a pervert trying to restrain himself! This is the thanks that I get!
I got Huggs. I don't need Baron's hugs.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 11, 2019, 02:17:57 AM
The password is: one hand washes the other.
I thought the password was
Spoiler
Mickey mouse has warts
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 11, 2019, 02:21:24 AM
I got Huggs. I don't need Baron's hugs.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.independent.co.uk%2Fs3fs-public%2Fthumbnails%2Fimage%2F2014%2F08%2F12%2F10%2Fgenie.jpg&hash=e7a1fce2259bf502038ad3b6e1d5bd8c8333ff86)
But he's our buddy too.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fc/ef/a7/fcefa79252fa335eec242dfca4fda31a.jpg)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 11, 2019, 02:57:42 AM
Keep your dirty paws to yourselves.
The only hugging I'll be doing is with Poky.*
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/a2/29/51a229546592424271535c42ede7077f.gif
Go ahead. But just remember what happened to me.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/c-LZp7C9uFo/hqdefault.jpg)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 11, 2019, 03:28:57 AM
Well, that's you. I'm precious Pepe.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/ab8975f86379c2d60ed6949e681b0da5/tenor.gif
With your secret powers you will deprive her of her wooden mallet, no?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kafkaesqueblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F01%2FPepe-le-Pew-e1420821458580.jpg&hash=6328095256b7f2517d8bd07a4f061aa87b98cff4)
I always figured old one for penelope.
You were definitely pepe.
Voodoo is gossamer.
Rabbit is Lola.
Local is Catstello
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 11, 2019, 04:47:03 AM
You're Buggs.
Wile E., actually.
Of course, I could just be Count Blood Count in disguise. It would explain why I bite.
#Jailbait
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 11, 2019, 04:28:24 AM
Rabbit is Lola.
Does this mean I have to trade Drake/Hudson gifs for Lola Bunny gifs?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 11, 2019, 04:28:24 AM
I always figured old one for penelope.
You were definitely pepe.
Voodoo is gossamer.
Rabbit is Lola.
Local is Catstello
Seriously? I'm this dude?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o7aCPMbB9gjGQq3gA/giphy.gif)
Looney Tunes? Pfft. I'm the freakin Panther who will slap you silly!
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/222ulks281a2A/giphy.gif)
Gossamer is the sh*t.
Would you have rather been the gremlin?
Cause I almost said you were the gremlin.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 11, 2019, 08:26:01 AM
#Jailbait
Don't tell baron.
I'm actually 21, but I'm actually 16.
On the inside.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 11, 2019, 09:39:05 PM
I'm actually 21, but I'm actually 16.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/zjQrmdlR9ZCM/giphy.gif)
I'm actually watching My Little Pony.
I think we should move on.
Huggs, I'm making cake tomorrow.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 11, 2019, 09:42:50 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 11, 2019, 09:39:05 PM
I'm actually 21, but I'm actually 16.
https://media.giphy.com/media/zjQrmdlR9ZCM/giphy.gif
I think she meant 6. The profile can't be lying.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 11, 2019, 09:37:15 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 11, 2019, 04:53:11 AM
Wile E., actually.
Of course, I could just be Count Blood Count in disguise. It would explain why I bite.
Nope. Huggs = Buggs.
So it was written, so you shall be named.
Now see here!
(https://hobbydb-production.s3.amazonaws.com/processed_uploads/subject_photo/subject_photo/image/12515/1460676679-3421-6680/Wile_20E._20Coyote.jpg)
I am not this buggs bunny! Look, here's my card.
(https://www.skewsme.com/img/wile-e-coyote.png)
Quote from: Samhain13 on Apr 12, 2019, 01:08:22 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 11, 2019, 09:42:50 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 11, 2019, 09:39:05 PM
I'm actually 21, but I'm actually 16.
https://media.giphy.com/media/zjQrmdlR9ZCM/giphy.gif
I think she meant 6. The profile can't be lying.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/20d375981abfcfe9e9479d1d64d8f48b/tumblr_inline_oy2tdwT9f81reygjb_540.gif)
It's six, because I have lived for 6 ages.
Did not make a richer cake. Put too much flour in. Came out good, though.
Is that a fail, Huggs?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 02:07:14 AM
Did not make a richer cake. Put too much flour in. Came out good, though.
Is that a fail, Huggs?
As long as you like it, it can't be a failure.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 02:10:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 02:07:14 AM
Did not make a richer cake. Put too much flour in. Came out good, though.
Is that a fail, Huggs?
As long as you like it, it can't be a failure.
OK.
Not a failure, not a failure, not a failure . . .
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 02:23:40 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 02:10:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 02:07:14 AM
Did not make a richer cake. Put too much flour in. Came out good, though.
Is that a fail, Huggs?
As long as you like it, it can't be a failure.
OK.
Not a failure, not a failure, not a failure . . .
It's not a failure.
Stand by your cake proudly.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 02:34:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 02:23:40 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 02:10:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 02:07:14 AM
Did not make a richer cake. Put too much flour in. Came out good, though.
Is that a fail, Huggs?
As long as you like it, it can't be a failure.
OK.
Not a failure, not a failure, not a failure . . .
It's not a failure.
Stand by your cake proudly.
(https://i.gifer.com/8XCO.gif)
Looks like it's gonna be a nice day today.
Up and at 'em! We're wearing short-sleeves today and showing the world our pale arms.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 02:34:37 AM
Stand by your cake proudly.
She should stand by her cake proudly? And what? Stomp on it?? It doesn't even belong on the floor!
So mean Huggsy.
Don't worry, I'll eat your cake Wabbit!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 13, 2019, 12:33:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 02:34:37 AM
Stand by your cake proudly.
She should stand by her cake proudly? And what? Stomp on it??
So mean Huggsy.
Don't worry, I'll eat your cake Wabbit!
You were mean to Wierzbowski. No cake for you.
I felt bad for Wierzbowski for 1.5 seconds. That's called progress!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 13, 2019, 12:35:36 PM
I felt bad for Wierzbowski for 1.5 seconds. That's called progress!
Is there anyone you'd be nice to aside from Vasquez?
No.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 03:26:05 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 13, 2019, 12:35:36 PM
I felt bad for Wierzbowski for 1.5 seconds. That's called progress!
Is there anyone you'd be nice to aside from Vasquez?
Do you even have to ask?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ZuRkV9FEo1dra/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 13, 2019, 03:36:32 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 03:26:05 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 13, 2019, 12:35:36 PM
I felt bad for Wierzbowski for 1.5 seconds. That's called progress!
Is there anyone you'd be nice to aside from Vasquez?
Do you even have to ask?
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZuRkV9FEo1dra/giphy.gif
Well, we'd have bigger problems if you weren't nice to Hudson.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 12:17:27 PM
Looks like it's gonna be a nice day today.
Up and at 'em! We're wearing short-sleeves today and showing the world our pale arms.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
We have a beautiful storm coming our way. It's just a gentle rain right now but it sounds wonderful.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/bf837760113122a2c98caa4bb9f4fadf/tumblr_mjy6u5geyf1qfr6udo1_400.gif)
I know.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 13, 2019, 04:03:56 PM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/bf837760113122a2c98caa4bb9f4fadf/tumblr_mjy6u5geyf1qfr6udo1_400.gif
I know.
I knew that was you in the trees last night.
So I've been singing Mrs. Robinson all day . It stuck in my head now. Course I've been singng it so long, that I've started creating my own versions.
I saw a pack of hamburger buns and it was all downhill from there.
"Except for buns, buns are ma-gi-cal, magic buns are magical to me...".
I'm not a magic bun?
I've got the big shoe temptations.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 09:24:06 PM
I've got the big shoe temptations.
I'm not waking Drake for this.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 10:01:03 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 09:24:06 PM
I've got the big shoe temptations.
I'm not waking Drake for this.
Good thing, because I have no idea what it means.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 10:19:14 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 10:02:22 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 10:01:03 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 09:24:06 PM
I've got the big shoe temptations.
I'm not waking Drake for this.
Good thing, because I have no idea what it means.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
But remember, sacred oil protects against the worst cases of Nose Finger.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 10:22:07 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 10:19:14 PM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 10:01:03 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 09:24:06 PM
I've got the big shoe temptations.
I'm not waking Drake for this.
Good thing, because I have no idea what it means.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
But remember, sacred oil protects against the worst cases of Nose Finger.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Dammit, Huggs, you just had to make no sense.
Just an old joke of mine.
Take 2 different body parts and stick them together = instant disease.
Well that didn't sound right.
Regardless, I can't begin to count the number of people I've seen suffer from Tongue Foot or an acute case of D*ck Lip.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
He's gonna spit at you, man.
Voila, I'm back.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:25:04 PM
Voila, I'm back.
You got a loogie coming your way.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:26:08 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:25:04 PM
Voila, I'm back.
You got a loogie coming your way.
I have survived much worse
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages5.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F26000000%2FBaby-Wile-E-Coyote-cartoons-in-diapers-26017760-500-426.png&hash=cc27c6a41e7faebe62ac7bd3db5365c93ac2580a)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:33:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:26:08 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:25:04 PM
Voila, I'm back.
You got a loogie coming your way.
I have survived much worse
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26000000/Baby-Wile-E-Coyote-cartoons-in-diapers-26017760-500-426.png
Not just any loogie.
A Drake loogie.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:33:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:26:08 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:25:04 PM
Voila, I'm back.
You got a loogie coming your way.
I have survived much worse
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26000000/Baby-Wile-E-Coyote-cartoons-in-diapers-26017760-500-426.png
Not just any loogie.
A Drake loogie.
You won't save me?
(https://imagenesparapeques.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Coyote-Baby-Imagenes-de-Looney-Tunes-Babies.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:42:26 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:33:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:26:08 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:25:04 PM
Voila, I'm back.
You got a loogie coming your way.
I have survived much worse
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26000000/Baby-Wile-E-Coyote-cartoons-in-diapers-26017760-500-426.png
Not just any loogie.
A Drake loogie.
You won't save me?
https://imagenesparapeques.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Coyote-Baby-Imagenes-de-Looney-Tunes-Babies.jpg
Fine.
Go spit in the barrel of Hudson's pulse rifle.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:46:31 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:42:26 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:33:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:26:08 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:25:04 PM
Voila, I'm back.
You got a loogie coming your way.
I have survived much worse
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26000000/Baby-Wile-E-Coyote-cartoons-in-diapers-26017760-500-426.png
Not just any loogie.
A Drake loogie.
You won't save me?
https://imagenesparapeques.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Coyote-Baby-Imagenes-de-Looney-Tunes-Babies.jpg
Fine.
Go spit in the barrel of Hudson's pulse rifle.
And that will get me out of it?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:47:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:46:31 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:42:26 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:33:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 13, 2019, 11:26:08 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 13, 2019, 11:25:04 PM
Voila, I'm back.
You got a loogie coming your way.
I have survived much worse
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26000000/Baby-Wile-E-Coyote-cartoons-in-diapers-26017760-500-426.png
Not just any loogie.
A Drake loogie.
You won't save me?
https://imagenesparapeques.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Coyote-Baby-Imagenes-de-Looney-Tunes-Babies.jpg
Fine.
Go spit in the barrel of Hudson's pulse rifle.
And that will get me out of it?
Well, I'm not letting him spit on the floor.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 13, 2019, 11:51:27 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/47d63a8ab6410c0646c61688ce2539be/tenor.gif
Happy.
(https://cdn.weasyl.com/static/media/3f/d8/1d/3fd81d22519daa30650f1f17f2c3e997b67cca9e379624e1bc3e7e1618cf32cd.png)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/0c126991c84bef79f67cbb890c066411/tenor.gif?itemid=9500596)
All these Hannibal gifs.
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/l8wAAOSwcnpToXZb/s-l300.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c8/4c/4d/c84c4d706c07e87b3982912128ec89f0.gif)
So gay, so delicious.
I love cooking with twine.
It adds a little theatricality to dinner.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fz6MoXogMgl4%2Fhqdefault.jpg&hash=0b4af79ff961567f9137408523f879193e521afe)
I'm gonna go . . . back underground.
Shout if you need anything.
🐰
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 12:18:55 AM
I'm gonna go . . . back underground.
Shout if you need anything.
🐰
You're weeving?
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jmJCh8ciK1I/hqdefault.jpg)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/T5c420zme49gY/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 12:22:23 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 12:18:55 AM
I'm gonna go . . . back underground.
Shout if you need anything.
🐰
You're weeving?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jmJCh8ciK1I/hqdefault.jpg
No. I'm just grabbing some peanut butter . . . and praying the power of Rolston keeps me from being served with fava beans.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/N1889DHjvU4EM/giphy.gif)
Oh. We were missing you already.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft04.deviantart.net%2FcZaXePW65n_mAhVqXjKd1ON8T3A%3D%2F300x200%2Ffilters%3Afixed_height%28100%2C100%29%3Aorigin%28%29%2Fpre10%2F0b8c%2Fth%2Fpre%2Fi%2F2011%2F033%2F4%2Fb%2Fcrying_by_artist892-d38m6xd.jpg&hash=b077926e43c631fe9777092a1fdca00b3c37ce79)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 12:35:52 AM
Oh. We were missing you already.
http://t04.deviantart.net/cZaXePW65n_mAhVqXjKd1ON8T3A=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre10/0b8c/th/pre/i/2011/033/4/b/crying_by_artist892-d38m6xd.jpg
I'm still here. Just under your boots.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 12:48:07 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 12:35:52 AM
Oh. We were missing you already.
http://t04.deviantart.net/cZaXePW65n_mAhVqXjKd1ON8T3A=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre10/0b8c/th/pre/i/2011/033/4/b/crying_by_artist892-d38m6xd.jpg
I'm still here. Just under your boots.
Come out from under there rabbit.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 12:52:01 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 12:48:07 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 12:35:52 AM
Oh. We were missing you already.
http://t04.deviantart.net/cZaXePW65n_mAhVqXjKd1ON8T3A=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre10/0b8c/th/pre/i/2011/033/4/b/crying_by_artist892-d38m6xd.jpg
I'm still here. Just under your boots.
Come out from under there rabbit.
Why?
Cause I wanna walk without accidentally stepping on you.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 01:54:23 AM
Cause I wanna walk without accidentally stepping on you.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Fine.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:00:24 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 01:54:23 AM
Cause I wanna walk without accidentally stepping on you.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Fine.
C'mon, I got the Caesar Salad up and running.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/45/a1/b9/45a1b9d63beb830339a12158e2d1fa64.jpg)
(https://derpicdn.net/img/download/2012/7/17/47367.gif)
Tasty.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 02:27:30 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:00:24 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 01:54:23 AM
Cause I wanna walk without accidentally stepping on you.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Fine.
C'mon, I got the Caesar Salad up and running.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/45/a1/b9/45a1b9d63beb830339a12158e2d1fa64.jpg
Can I drive?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:37:40 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 02:27:30 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:00:24 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 01:54:23 AM
Cause I wanna walk without accidentally stepping on you.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Fine.
C'mon, I got the Caesar Salad up and running.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/45/a1/b9/45a1b9d63beb830339a12158e2d1fa64.jpg
Can I drive?
You sure can.
Hop in.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 02:48:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:37:40 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 02:27:30 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:00:24 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 01:54:23 AM
Cause I wanna walk without accidentally stepping on you.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Fine.
C'mon, I got the Caesar Salad up and running.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/45/a1/b9/45a1b9d63beb830339a12158e2d1fa64.jpg
Can I drive?
You sure can.
Hop in.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ZuRkV9FEo1dra/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:51:01 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZuRkV9FEo1dra/giphy.gif
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rh-hxoxiGow/hqdefault.jpg)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 02:48:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:37:40 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 02:27:30 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:00:24 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 01:54:23 AM
Cause I wanna walk without accidentally stepping on you.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Fine.
C'mon, I got the Caesar Salad up and running.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/45/a1/b9/45a1b9d63beb830339a12158e2d1fa64.jpg
Can I drive?
You sure can.
Hop in.
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZuRkV9FEo1dra/giphy.gif
Already there. :P
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0IygnBoXeQ94kJQQ/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5cb2a33141614b31772fe360)
(https://tjohnsonmediagroup.com/wp-content/uploads/wile-e-coyote-inept.gif)
Look what you did, Hudson. Now everyone's losing their minds.
Losing or lost? ;)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 12:07:30 PM
Losing or lost? ;)
Point taken.
Look what you did, Hudson. Now everyone's lost their minds.
We all need a little R&R. How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 12:27:58 PM
We all need a little R&R. How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
In the Recess Thread, never. You go in, and you never come out.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 12:31:45 PM
In the Recess Thread, never. You go in, and you never come out.
Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but apparently I have a victim complex! I'm dog-meat, pal! I need off this planet and medical attention, stat!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 12:45:34 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 12:31:45 PM
In the Recess Thread, never. You go in, and you never come out.
Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but apparently I have a victim complex! I'm dog-meat, pal! I need off this planet and medical attention, stat!
Don't worry, Dr. Wabbit is here.
Say "ah."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 01:08:05 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 12:45:34 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 12:31:45 PM
In the Recess Thread, never. You go in, and you never come out.
Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but apparently I have a victim complex! I'm dog-meat, pal! I need off this planet and medical attention, stat!
Don't worry, Dr. Wabbit is here.
Say "ah."
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHH(https://media.giphy.com/media/yo73qeYIg3mCc/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 01:37:13 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 01:08:05 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 12:45:34 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 12:31:45 PM
In the Recess Thread, never. You go in, and you never come out.
Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but apparently I have a victim complex! I'm dog-meat, pal! I need off this planet and medical attention, stat!
Don't worry, Dr. Wabbit is here.
Say "ah."
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://media.giphy.com/media/yo73qeYIg3mCc/giphy.gif
Hmm . . . you don't have a victim complex, but you do have acid reflux from the cornbread.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 01:41:29 PM
Hmm . . . you don't have a victim complex, but you do have acid reflux from the cornbread.
I knew it! That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. No more cornbread. Tell me that all the weakness and disorientation should pass soon.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 02:00:40 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 01:41:29 PM
Hmm . . . you don't have a victim complex, but you do have acid reflux from the cornbread.
I knew it! That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. No more cornbread. Tell me that all the weakness and disorientation should pass soon.
It should pass in 17 days. Try to avoid laying down, or standing on your head.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:09:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 02:00:40 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 01:41:29 PM
Hmm . . . you don't have a victim complex, but you do have acid reflux from the cornbread.
I knew it! That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. No more cornbread. Tell me that all the weakness and disorientation should pass soon.
It should pass in 17 days. Try to avoid laying down, or standing on your head.
Too late!!!
(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/12471277/kJpLdMfQSzqADsxwpobD_h5.0.gif)
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Valcron/ScratchonRecord-1.gif)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrdf0xHIsoUGotta let it out, gotta let it out, gotta let it out,
gotta let it out, gotta let it out, GOTTA LET IT OUT.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 02:16:20 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:09:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 02:00:40 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 01:41:29 PM
Hmm . . . you don't have a victim complex, but you do have acid reflux from the cornbread.
I knew it! That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. No more cornbread. Tell me that all the weakness and disorientation should pass soon.
It should pass in 17 days. Try to avoid laying down, or standing on your head.
Too late!!!
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/12471277/kJpLdMfQSzqADsxwpobD_h5.0.gif
Well, now it'll get worse.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 03:31:44 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 02:16:20 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 02:09:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 14, 2019, 02:00:40 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 14, 2019, 01:41:29 PM
Hmm . . . you don't have a victim complex, but you do have acid reflux from the cornbread.
I knew it! That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. No more cornbread. Tell me that all the weakness and disorientation should pass soon.
It should pass in 17 days. Try to avoid laying down, or standing on your head.
Too late!!!
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/12471277/kJpLdMfQSzqADsxwpobD_h5.0.gif
Well, now it'll get worse.
The back pain will serve as a distraction.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 14, 2019, 05:35:29 PM
The back pain will serve as a distraction.
I'm more upset about my priceless chair. Jesse Ventura clipped his toenails on it once. Both feet! :'(
"Onward men, the game is afoot!"
"We're hunting a foot?"
A rabbit foot?
Club foot.
It's my least favorite hangout.
Club sandwich is my mostest favorite.
It's lyrics Huggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k6GC5NtuAg(https://i.imgur.com/bfoP4gA.gif)
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 14, 2019, 11:42:35 PM
It's lyrics Huggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k6GC5NtuAg
https://i.imgur.com/bfoP4gA.gif
Then let us dance!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.operatoday.com%2FCossacks_Tsarina.gif&hash=a5a8a181f770a08717e42e2b13fe628431482f78)
No! No dancing for me! No dancing bunnies! *runs to hole*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 12:02:13 AM
No! No dancing for me! No dancing bunnies! *runs to hole*
No rabbit! That's the septic...oh, it's too late.
(https://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Anything+for+a+fellow+dmc+fan+_2dc4763bd91875b93b2e8c63b9fda85e.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 12:03:31 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 12:02:13 AM
No! No dancing for me! No dancing bunnies! *runs to hole*
No rabbit! That's the septic...oh, it's too late.
*twitch* Blech! The stink of Voodoo's taco nights!
O mighty power of Rolston, protect me!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 12:05:44 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 12:03:31 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 12:02:13 AM
No! No dancing for me! No dancing bunnies! *runs to hole*
No rabbit! That's the septic...oh, it's too late.
*twitch* Blech! The stink of Voodoo's taco nights!
O mighty power of Rolston, protect me!
...we didn't have tacos.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4Z7aKQOFGotfBjT3QC/giphy.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4VY1x1AoBFyGvg5HJV/giphy.gif)
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 15, 2019, 12:24:20 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/4Z7aKQOFGotfBjT3QC/giphy.gif
https://media.giphy.com/media/4VY1x1AoBFyGvg5HJV/giphy.gif
(https://media.tenor.com/images/8d80bd83bfb177af1ecf03e8973f0156/tenor.gif)
*Dancing*
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 15, 2019, 12:29:00 AM
Does the Demon inside have a hold of you Huggs?
Hannibal often does.
Delicious.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 12:05:44 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 12:03:31 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 12:02:13 AM
No! No dancing for me! No dancing bunnies! *runs to hole*
No rabbit! That's the septic...oh, it's too late.
*twitch* Blech! The stink of Voodoo's taco nights!
O mighty power of Rolston, protect me!
Wait! Don't walk that way, you'll step in the...oh dear.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 15, 2019, 12:36:54 AM
Delicious.
His macaroni leaves something to be desired, and we don't have the same taste in women, but we can still hang out.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/devilmaycry/images/8/83/V.png/revision/latest?cb=20190323143713)
For instance, So hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tmhE2qhTSc"Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 12:15:10 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 12:05:44 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 12:03:31 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 12:02:13 AM
No! No dancing for me! No dancing bunnies! *runs to hole*
No rabbit! That's the septic...oh, it's too late.
*twitch* Blech! The stink of Voodoo's taco nights!
O mighty power of Rolston, protect me!
...we didn't have tacos.
Voodoo doesn't eat tacos!
Blergh, no.
No flamboyancy whatsoever, you lot. lol
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 15, 2019, 12:47:54 AM
Taste in Men?
I'm afraid he's out of luck with me.
My hands prefer the female form. ;D
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 15, 2019, 12:54:50 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 12:15:10 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 12:05:44 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 12:03:31 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 12:02:13 AM
No! No dancing for me! No dancing bunnies! *runs to hole*
No rabbit! That's the septic...oh, it's too late.
*twitch* Blech! The stink of Voodoo's taco nights!
O mighty power of Rolston, protect me!
...we didn't have tacos.
Voodoo doesn't eat tacos!
(Walks in room carrying takeout bag) Hey Voodoo, I got your tacos you asked for.
Why is the yard full of crap?! Lemme outta here before you all find a shiv next your ear in the shower! Don't make me dance!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:07:54 AM
Why is the yard full of crap?! Lemme outta here before you all find a shiv next your ear in the shower! Don't make me dance!
Wait rabbit! Don't dance! You'll hit a big pile of...aw hell.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:14:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:07:54 AM
Why is the yard full of crap?! Lemme outta here before you all find a shiv next your ear in the shower! Don't make me dance!
Wait rabbit! Don't dance! You'll hit a big pile of...aw hell.
That's it! I am hopping the fence.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:22:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:14:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:07:54 AM
Why is the yard full of crap?! Lemme outta here before you all find a shiv next your ear in the shower! Don't make me dance!
Wait rabbit! Don't dance! You'll hit a big pile of...aw hell.
That's it! I am hopping the fence.
So should I tell her what's on the other side of the fence?
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2c/29/b92c298ce94f07a8dd12f608130ad73c.jpg)
Voodoo, my man. You're high stylin'.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:27:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:22:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:14:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:07:54 AM
Why is the yard full of crap?! Lemme outta here before you all find a shiv next your ear in the shower! Don't make me dance!
Wait rabbit! Don't dance! You'll hit a big pile of...aw hell.
That's it! I am hopping the fence.
So should I tell her what's on the other side of the fence?
If it's more crap, you're no longer my friend.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:29:41 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:27:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:22:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:14:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:07:54 AM
Why is the yard full of crap?! Lemme outta here before you all find a shiv next your ear in the shower! Don't make me dance!
Wait rabbit! Don't dance! You'll hit a big pile of...aw hell.
That's it! I am hopping the fence.
So should I tell her what's on the other side of the fence?
If it's more crap, you're no longer my friend.
Its not...technically crap.
Are you still going to come after me in the shower?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:32:16 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:29:41 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:27:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:22:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:14:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:07:54 AM
Why is the yard full of crap?! Lemme outta here before you all find a shiv next your ear in the shower! Don't make me dance!
Wait rabbit! Don't dance! You'll hit a big pile of...aw hell.
That's it! I am hopping the fence.
So should I tell her what's on the other side of the fence?
If it's more crap, you're no longer my friend.
Its not...technically crap.
Are you still going to come after me in the shower?
I'm not.
You'll need to be careful.
My powers of summoning aren't exactly in control yet.
I may have made a mistake.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-n-nw3g5gVY0%2FThn3QX0WpQI%2FAAAAAAAAAD0%2FR2GZa9aEJYs%2Fs1600%2FShawshankRedempt_061Pyxurz.jpg&hash=76297e3f369d7dbc74047b982ea208227af9d675)
I was really counting on that workmans comp.
And I don't want to be shanked by a stranger.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:51:57 AM
I was really counting on that workmans comp.
And I don't want to be shanked by a stranger.
Well, either run, or clean up the yard.
Or beat him till he can't walk.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:27:32 AM
Voodoo, my man. You're high stylin'.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MiserlyCreamyKangaroo-small.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:59:26 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:51:57 AM
I was really counting on that workmans comp.
And I don't want to be shanked by a stranger.
Well, either run, or clean up the yard.
Or beat him till he can't walk.
You step in poop, so I must be assassinated?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 15, 2019, 02:11:37 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:27:32 AM
Voodoo, my man. You're high stylin'.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MiserlyCreamyKangaroo-small.gif
Quit touchin' yourself down there, you dirty ol' blue panzer
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KN3TINolJhM/hqdefault.jpg)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/222ulks281a2A/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 02:12:21 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 01:59:26 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:51:57 AM
I was really counting on that workmans comp.
And I don't want to be shanked by a stranger.
Well, either run, or clean up the yard.
Or beat him till he can't walk.
You step in poop, so I must be assassinated?
That depends if he finds you first. He might find Voodoo for all we know.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 01:27:32 AM
Voodoo, my man. You're high stylin'.
Smokin'
Sick
Style!
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/nZymm5fksBiyPPBByKnviZMFvr-pF-9zE4FEr9W96V90ksKHShJ9grhYd2ALNorTa7gdXTgtSkHa8i6Mjz2TBAllV3HuEsq7dJUuCgRJMN4ibmkjNP_hTkf9-D0wSdMNs_C3B4kk)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/9fa6/f/2018/235/8/9/gif_10_by_thehattercrazy-dckyvgm.gif)
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/873/936/91e.gif)
A year ago, I thought the short film idea was cool.
And now I don't. I'm not jealous anymore. It's to be expected in the fanfiction community that crap gets more attention than the good stuff. There are better fan creations out there by people who've worked their ass off to make something with passion.
Huh?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 04:06:29 PM
A year ago, I thought the short film idea was cool.
And now I don't. I'm not jealous anymore. It's to be expected in the fanfiction community that crap gets more attention than the good stuff. There are better fan creations out there by people who've worked their ass off to make something with passion.
Except for the special effects and lead actress in Containment, I've been far from impressed myself. The last two in my opinion are just average sanctioned fan films.
Don't you throw salt at me.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Fight fire with fire.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 15, 2019, 04:06:29 PM
It's to be expected in the fanfiction community that crap gets more attention than the good stuff. There are better fan creations out there by people who've worked their ass off to make something with passion.
Make Alien Fanfiction Great Again.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 15, 2019, 06:25:50 PM
Wrong thread, fools!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PossiblePrestigiousAmazontreeboa-small.gif
It can handle it.
Just don't say Martha.
Is that chocolate?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 15, 2019, 11:58:18 PM
Hey Voodoo, still not hungry?
https://productdbimages.barry-callebaut.com/sites/bc_productdb_images/files/styles/callebautwebsite-250x250/public/externals/f07f55728cece7751de1ae10e5b242cb.png
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2019, 07:26:50 PM
It can handle it.
Just don't say Martha.
Who or what's Martha?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpm1.narvii.com%2F6307%2F074ac84df3a3c7ca16753ab373a6d6de60cc3a74_hq.jpg&hash=106181c551c3892ce871317d2960d89b96c76c22)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 16, 2019, 12:01:23 AM
Is that chocolate?
It doesn't look trustworthy.
Yes, yes! The Recess Thread's powers are growing.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6b/a7/ab/6ba7ab9fa79bf82e9528d28374f06f50.jpg)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 16, 2019, 12:17:06 AM
I still don't get it so here's a Martha gif
https://i.gifer.com/umI.gif
I see you found Randy's hard drive. ;D
There's no Drake to express my emotion.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 16, 2019, 12:55:34 AM
There's no Drake to express my emotion.
What is your emotion?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 16, 2019, 12:55:34 AM
There's no Drake to express my emotion.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2019, 12:56:29 AM
What is your emotion?
(https://www.screenwritinggoldmine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/alns-drake-acid.png)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2019, 12:56:29 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 16, 2019, 12:55:34 AM
There's no Drake to express my emotion.
What is your emotion?
Shock and disgust. Not of the Recess thread, but of Baron.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2019, 12:59:18 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 16, 2019, 12:58:10 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2019, 12:56:29 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 16, 2019, 12:55:34 AM
There's no Drake to express my emotion.
What is your emotion?
Shock and disgust. Not of the Recess thread, but of Baron.
Is the above, an accurate representation?
I guess.
It hurts my soul, but it works.
I'm so sorry you had to see that.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2019, 01:09:42 AM
I'm so sorry you had to see that.
It's OK.
I'm tough . . . -ish.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 15, 2019, 11:58:18 PM
Hey Voodoo, still not hungry?
https://productdbimages.barry-callebaut.com/sites/bc_productdb_images/files/styles/callebautwebsite-250x250/public/externals/f07f55728cece7751de1ae10e5b242cb.png
(https://media.giphy.com/media/11dOmazPFbutb2/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 16, 2019, 01:35:19 AM
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It's always runny in Philadelphia.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2019, 01:37:01 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 16, 2019, 01:35:19 AM
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It's always runny in Philadelphia.
It's always runny in Barondelphia.
"Home of the dwarf lords"
"Land of the little bum"
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 16, 2019, 02:16:03 AM
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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20140809230739%2Fdoblaje%2Fes%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffd%2FTit%25C3%25A1n_AE_Gune.png&hash=12c8244737a4bf9d554927dcd5fa8c9989253ba4)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 16, 2019, 03:07:55 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2019, 02:27:51 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 16, 2019, 02:16:03 AM
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http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140809230739/doblaje/es/images/f/fd/Titán_AE_Gune.png
Got a turtle head poking out?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chicagonow.com%2Finside-chicago-improv%2Ffiles%2F2013%2F05%2Fdr-evil-right.gif&hash=ceea1b8cede29a0eeda1fb22ce2bdf20a9d42939)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 16, 2019, 04:03:07 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2019, 03:26:58 AM
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Image doesn't show.
It's running great from here. It's just a gif of doctor evil.
View all my future posts dressed thusly:
(https://i.imgur.com/hrsQ9WR.png)
haha. Weyland loves their PMCs.
Ten days till Alien Day.
(https://cdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cute-Rabbits-024.jpg)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 16, 2019, 02:47:37 PM
Ten days till Alien Day.
https://cdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cute-Rabbits-024.jpg
That Carrie Henn interview is sure taking a while.
Hicks is holding it for Alien Day.
Poor Alien fans, they only have one day a year. While Predator fans have one day a week!
#Prednesday
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 16, 2019, 03:44:57 PM
Hicks is holding it for Alien Day.
And making us crazy with the wait.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 16, 2019, 03:44:57 PM
Poor Alien fans, they only have one day a year. While Predator fans have one day a week!
#Prednesday
Every day is Predator day.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 16, 2019, 03:44:57 PM
Hicks is holding it for Alien Day.
Poor Alien fans, they only have one day a year. While Predator fans have one day a week!
#Prednesday
We get #FacehuggerFriday.
Quote from: Samhain13 on Apr 16, 2019, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 16, 2019, 03:44:57 PM
Hicks is holding it for Alien Day.
And making us crazy with the wait.
I just can't wait to hear her response to my question. Hicks teased me with that.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 16, 2019, 03:44:57 PM
Hicks is holding it for Alien Day.
Poor Alien fans, they only have one day a year. While Predator fans have one day a week!
#Prednesday
Alien isn't a day. Alien is a lifestyle.
Quote from: Samhain13 on Apr 16, 2019, 03:52:10 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 16, 2019, 03:44:57 PM
Hicks is holding it for Alien Day.
And making us crazy with the wait.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 16, 2019, 03:44:57 PM
Poor Alien fans, they only have one day a year. While Predator fans have one day a week!
#Prednesday
Every day is Predator day.
(https://i.imgur.com/ZcARSq8.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2019, 04:03:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 16, 2019, 03:44:57 PM
Hicks is holding it for Alien Day.
Poor Alien fans, they only have one day a year. While Predator fans have one day a week!
#Prednesday
Alien isn't a day. Alien is a lifestyle.
So is drooling.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/cMV9akgudJiRW/giphy.gif)
Exactly.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.doblu.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F11%2Faliens11211.jpg&hash=64a7d597142dc3522461b0f7a362d6adc081d02a)
(https://infocusfilmschool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/aliendrool.png)
Yep, you drool, you're living the Alien lifestyle!
(https://alienspulserifle.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/alien-gif-23.gif?w=500)
Predator fans are too cool to drool.
We're too cool to use shaving cream too!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/giqEJ91GujZpS/giphy.gif)
Try the sugar this time.
Rice even.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2019, 08:25:10 PM
Try the sugar this time.
Rice even.
Throw pudding.
And he wonders why his dance club had no customers.
Rude, lewd and in the nude.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 12:34:59 AM
Rude, lewd and in the nude.
I'm rude, Huggs is lewd, and Voodoo is nude.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 17, 2019, 12:48:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 12:34:59 AM
Rude, lewd and in the nude.
I'm rude, Huggs is lewd, and Voodoo is nude.
Well Voodoo is in luck, because I've been working on plans for a nudist wing.
I call it, "the ballroom".
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 01:09:35 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 17, 2019, 12:48:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 12:34:59 AM
Rude, lewd and in the nude.
I'm rude, Huggs is lewd, and Voodoo is nude.
Well Voodoo is in luck, because I've been working on plans for a nudist wing.
I call it, "the ballroom".
It's strange that Baron won't enter unless we call it "the billiards room".
It's only noon and I feel tired.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 17, 2019, 03:56:39 PM
It's only noon and I feel tired.
Rest yourself.
Did you get enough sleep?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 04:41:45 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 17, 2019, 03:56:39 PM
It's only noon and I feel tired.
Rest yourself.
Did you get enough sleep?
I woke up an hour early and couldn't get back to sleep.
That stinks.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 01:09:35 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 17, 2019, 12:48:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 12:34:59 AM
Rude, lewd and in the nude.
I'm rude, Huggs is lewd, and Voodoo is nude.
Well Voodoo is in luck, because I've been working on plans for a nudist wing.
(https://previews.123rf.com/images/utima/utima1608/utima160800010/62034374-raw-chicken-wing-isolated-on-white-background.jpg)
Quote from: Stitch on Apr 17, 2019, 06:25:48 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 01:09:35 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 17, 2019, 12:48:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 12:34:59 AM
Rude, lewd and in the nude.
I'm rude, Huggs is lewd, and Voodoo is nude.
Well Voodoo is in luck, because I've been working on plans for a nudist wing.
(https://previews.123rf.com/images/utima/utima1608/utima160800010/62034374-raw-chicken-wing-isolated-on-white-background.jpg)
I guess it's too late for spoiler tags.
Quote from: Stitch on Apr 17, 2019, 06:25:48 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 01:09:35 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 17, 2019, 12:48:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 17, 2019, 12:34:59 AM
Rude, lewd and in the nude.
I'm rude, Huggs is lewd, and Voodoo is nude.
Well Voodoo is in luck, because I've been working on plans for a nudist wing.
(https://previews.123rf.com/images/utima/utima1608/utima160800010/62034374-raw-chicken-wing-isolated-on-white-background.jpg)
Can I get some barbecue sauce on our nudist wing?
Juicy fried chicken sounds good right about now.
Alas, I don't eat fried chicken so I wouldn't know.
Was hoping for a Near Dark/Bill Paxton gif.
Am disappointed.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 18, 2019, 12:52:37 AM
Was hoping for a Near Dark/Bill Paxton gif.
Am disappointed.
Never seen it. Is it any good?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 18, 2019, 12:56:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 18, 2019, 12:52:37 AM
Was hoping for a Near Dark/Bill Paxton gif.
Am disappointed.
Never seen it. Is it any good?
Bill Paxton is a crazy vampire. It's absolutely good.
I got frustrated earlier and ate a chocolate bunny.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 18, 2019, 01:06:03 AM
I got frustrated earlier and ate a chocolate bunny.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 18, 2019, 12:56:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 18, 2019, 12:52:37 AM
Was hoping for a Near Dark/Bill Paxton gif.
Am disappointed.
Never seen it. Is it any good?
Dude, it's an Aliens reunion!
But yeah, it's a recommend.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcineplex.media.baselineresearch.com%2Fimages%2F289605%2F289605_full.jpg&hash=9e5341320c717049b5efc539bed6e4c17fad8e2b)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 18, 2019, 01:29:06 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 18, 2019, 12:56:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 18, 2019, 12:52:37 AM
Was hoping for a Near Dark/Bill Paxton gif.
Am disappointed.
Never seen it. Is it any good?
Dude, it's an Aliens reunion!
But yeah, it's a recommend.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcineplex.media.baselineresearch.com%2Fimages%2F289605%2F289605_full.jpg&hash=9e5341320c717049b5efc539bed6e4c17fad8e2b)
Seconded
S'up.
(https://michelleardillo.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/food-fight.jpg)
(https://spidergirl55.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/food_fight_by_lancer_idenoure.jpg)
*throws the uber-rich pudding*
*throws the uber-rich cake*
It's gonna hurt!
Oh yeah?
Eat this!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2IMvFX7r5b8/hqdefault.jpg)
The mighty hot dog has entered the fray.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.nymag.com%2Fimages%2F2%2Fdaily%2F2009%2F06%2F20090624_superdawg_250x250.jpg&hash=4d734f34fe7866ffc63192dbf611b15d951c2d4b)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fnstatic.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fcontent%2Fvideo%2F14821400940220531_16x9.jpg&hash=19f321fe79d316ca89bacd33af7ee6409f7b5494)
*rolls out of the way*
Cornbread machine guns, activate!
Spunkmeyer, where are you going?!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 12:24:17 AM
*rolls out of the way*
Cornbread machine guns, activate!
Spunkmeyer, where are you going?!
He has abandoned you, just like he did Ferro.
But don't worry, the cucumber will get him.
(https://www.everythingamiga.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/angry-cucumber-1.jpg)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 19, 2019, 12:31:31 AM
(https://www.icepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/10-list25.jpg)
Why isn't that carrot on the ready line?
This is no time for crapping ones pants!
Move it out! Move it out! Move it out!
Aaaah, absolutely radishes!
(https://st3.depositphotos.com/9034578/15931/v/450/depositphotos_159317898-stock-illustration-angry-face-radish-character-cartoon.jpg)
That's it.
Now I unleash my secret weapon!
(Plays Star Wars Empire Theme)
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/vegetable-can-machine-gun-depicting-dangers-canned-foods-58614190.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 12:28:38 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 12:24:17 AM
*rolls out of the way*
Cornbread machine guns, activate!
Spunkmeyer, where are you going?!
He has abandoned you, just like he did Ferro.
But don't worry, the cucumber will get him.
(https://www.everythingamiga.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/angry-cucumber-1.jpg)
Drake! Throw the whole wheat bread bombs!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Don't give me that look.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 12:58:51 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 12:28:38 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 12:24:17 AM
*rolls out of the way*
Cornbread machine guns, activate!
Spunkmeyer, where are you going?!
He has abandoned you, just like he did Ferro.
But don't worry, the cucumber will get him.
(https://www.everythingamiga.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/angry-cucumber-1.jpg)
Drake! Throw the whole wheat bread bombs!
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
Don't give me that look.
Shield wall!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdiscovermagazine.com%2F%7E%2Fmedia%2FImages%2FIssues%2F2013%2FJuly-Aug%2FOpening-photo.jpg&hash=199c1913e22b4e59514c35f4ec180caa44c25a5a)
Hudson! Battering ram-carrot charge!
. . .
Yes, those are our sharp sticks. Charge, doofus.
Chaaaaaaaarrrrrggge! The playground will be ours!
Hold!
....Fire on my mark!
(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/108/590x/478964993-474854.jpg)
2nd battalion, prepare to move in!
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/24/article-2375753-1AF38F30000005DC-930_634x415.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 01:09:27 AM
Hold!
....Fire on my mark!
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/108/590x/478964993-474854.jpg
2nd battalion, prepare to move in!
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/24/article-2375753-1AF38F30000005DC-930_634x415.jpg)
Go around the cucumbers! Around!
No, don't eat them!Where are those bread bombs?!
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 19, 2019, 01:09:54 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 18, 2019, 12:04:08 PM
What's crackalackin', homegirl?
Good things, I hope.
Get down lady!!!
Status report: We have successfully disrupted the enemy's supply lines.
(https://tribktla.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/foodtruck-traffic.jpeg?quality=85&strip=all&w=1200)
And their left flank is on the brink of collapsing.
Prisoner interrogation has not yet produced substantial results.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.businessinsider.com%2Fimage%2F57bdbff7dd08956c158b4a96%2Fimage.jpg&hash=7eeef907108d2c453571e905633bf12961d13c3d)
And we caught this one trying to enter with some sort of whole wheat device.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-CqqClNsYgyU%2FThn4SdP4JuI%2FAAAAAAAAAEk%2Fr3cZpO_Yy64%2Fs1600%2FShawshankRedempt_099Pyxurz.jpg&hash=a0c2a47df2107c4fd70cd6f28ac0194a86956576)
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 19, 2019, 01:35:02 AM
Wheat, I know wheat.
Oh, you think you know but...you know.
(Gasp) where'd she go?!
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 01:28:19 AM
And we caught this one trying to enter with some sort of whole wheat device.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-CqqClNsYgyU%2FThn4SdP4JuI%2FAAAAAAAAAEk%2Fr3cZpO_Yy64%2Fs1600%2FShawshankRedempt_099Pyxurz.jpg&hash=a0c2a47df2107c4fd70cd6f28ac0194a86956576)
I didn't think I would ever have to do this, but . . . I must, if our best man is to return.
*opens box of Cadbury Creme Eggs*
Unwrap, and throw, Wierzbowski. Clock 'em in the skull, if you can.
*bunny battle cry*
(https://y.yarn.co/3fde80b8-dc8d-437d-ba81-922358b75f56_screenshot.jpg)
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.collider.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F02%2Falien-covenant-new-xenomorph.jpg&hash=e9768cb71a496985940517120053796bda62ad6e)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 01:38:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 01:28:19 AM
And we caught this one trying to enter with some sort of whole wheat device.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-CqqClNsYgyU%2FThn4SdP4JuI%2FAAAAAAAAAEk%2Fr3cZpO_Yy64%2Fs1600%2FShawshankRedempt_099Pyxurz.jpg&hash=a0c2a47df2107c4fd70cd6f28ac0194a86956576)
I didn't think I would ever have to do this, but . . . I must, if our best man is to return.
*opens box of Cadbury Creme Eggs*
Unwrap, and throw, Wierzbowski. Clock 'em in the skull, if you can.
*bunny battle cry*
Cadbury's?
(https://static.highsnobiety.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/20105103/sausage-party-second-trailer-00.jpg)
Fire everything!!!
(https://www.foodtribute.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/grocery-store-veggie-isle.jpg)
Release the titans!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_QaogeC3ogAI%2FTPWgEU8Q-NI%2FAAAAAAAAAzQ%2FaZv5RNUxUaY%2Fs1600%2Fgiant-vegetable-3.jpg&hash=535330477ba11782e7473064c2c085ce7adf1954)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 01:50:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 01:38:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 01:28:19 AM
And we caught this one trying to enter with some sort of whole wheat device.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-CqqClNsYgyU%2FThn4SdP4JuI%2FAAAAAAAAAEk%2Fr3cZpO_Yy64%2Fs1600%2FShawshankRedempt_099Pyxurz.jpg&hash=a0c2a47df2107c4fd70cd6f28ac0194a86956576)
I didn't think I would ever have to do this, but . . . I must, if our best man is to return.
*opens box of Cadbury Creme Eggs*
Unwrap, and throw, Wierzbowski. Clock 'em in the skull, if you can.
*bunny battle cry*
Cadbury's?
(https://static.highsnobiety.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/20105103/sausage-party-second-trailer-00.jpg)
Fire everything!!!
(https://www.foodtribute.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/grocery-store-veggie-isle.jpg)
Release the titans!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_QaogeC3ogAI%2FTPWgEU8Q-NI%2FAAAAAAAAAzQ%2FaZv5RNUxUaY%2Fs1600%2Fgiant-vegetable-3.jpg&hash=535330477ba11782e7473064c2c085ce7adf1954)
Puncture them with the carrot, Hudson! I want pumpkin guts all over the grounds!
Dive, Wierzbowski! Those peppers will wreak havoc on your GI tract!
I have to rescue Drake! Someone cover me! *slings a Twinkie*
(https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/shawshank16.png)
Your army stands on the brink of defeat.
Your heroes have fallen.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/42/Bogs_Hospitalized.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160427205605)
Our victory is all but assured.
Surrender, and let us bring peace to our isles.
Can we not coexist?
Of course!
Spoiler
Haha, No.
(https://preview.redd.it/od3bak2yy0t21.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8804730a09fcf3aa3d7fbb86caa9efcb17b7e2ac)
Gotcha.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:06:16 AM
(https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/shawshank16.png)
Your army stands on the brink of defeat.
Your heroes have fallen.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/42/Bogs_Hospitalized.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160427205605
Our victory is all but assured.
Surrender, and let us bring peace to our isles.
Can we not coexist?
What are your terms? Will you give us your prisoners, unharmed?
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 19, 2019, 02:10:58 AM
Of course!
Spoiler
Haha, No.
(https://preview.redd.it/od3bak2yy0t21.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8804730a09fcf3aa3d7fbb86caa9efcb17b7e2ac)
Gotcha.
It is imperative that we reach agreement.
The longer we drag this out, there more we all suffer.
Sergeant!
Educate the prisoner!
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-20-2015/I5W3rz.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 02:12:04 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:06:16 AM
(https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/shawshank16.png)
Your army stands on the brink of defeat.
Your heroes have fallen.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/42/Bogs_Hospitalized.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160427205605
Our victory is all but assured.
Surrender, and let us bring peace to our isles.
Can we not coexist?
What are your terms? Will you give us your prisoners, unharmed?
Oh yes, of course.
Take him, he's yours. Do be careful, some thing's are only slightly still attached.
My terms are simple. We shall control everything south of the wheat bread, and our shipments of condiments will arrive unmolested. In return, we offer our alliance in times of trouble, and a guarantee of peace.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:16:10 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 19, 2019, 02:10:58 AM
Of course!
Spoiler
Haha, No.
(https://preview.redd.it/od3bak2yy0t21.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8804730a09fcf3aa3d7fbb86caa9efcb17b7e2ac)
Gotcha.
It is imperative that we reach agreement.
The longer we drag this out, there more we all suffer.
Sergeant!
Educate the prisoner!
https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-20-2015/I5W3rz.gif
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 02:12:04 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:06:16 AM
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Your army stands on the brink of defeat.
Your heroes have fallen.
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Our victory is all but assured.
Surrender, and let us bring peace to our isles.
Can we not coexist?
What are your terms? Will you give us your prisoners, unharmed?
Oh yes, of course.
Take him, he's yours. Do be careful, some thing's are only slightly still attached.
My terms are simple. We shall control everything south of the wheat bread, and our shipments of condiments will arrive unmolested. In return, we offer our alliance in times of trouble, and a guarantee of peace.
This isn't what we meant by unharmed.
Have your control, but a fraction of your condiment profits will be wired to us to pay for treatment until said treatment is complete.
It is the cost of war.
Do you think I wanted this?
See my terms above. Let us make peace.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:23:30 AM
It is the cost of war.
Do you think I wanted this?
See my terms above. Let us make peace.
And I gave my response.
Oh, and Hudson wants some of your marshmallow fluff. For some reason.
Done.
But I can do so much better than that.
What if I told you that wasn't really drake, but an actor named Rolston. That drake is fine?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:45:33 AM
Done.
But I can do so much better than that.
What if I told you that wasn't really drake, but an actor named Rolston. That drake is fine?
Then where the hell is Drake? What have you done with him?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 02:47:05 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:45:33 AM
Done.
But I can do so much better than that.
What if I told you that wasn't really drake, but an actor named Rolston. That drake is fine?
Then where the hell is Drake? What have you done with him?
Oh, we've just been hangin' out.
We go way back.
See? He's fine.
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A kingly gift for the Queen of Rabbits.
And here is your marshmallow fluff.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 19, 2019, 02:50:28 AM
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And we liquidated the interlopers who assaulted one of your people.
So, do we have peace?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:55:36 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 02:47:05 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 02:45:33 AM
Done.
But I can do so much better than that.
What if I told you that wasn't really drake, but an actor named Rolston. That drake is fine?
Then where the hell is Drake? What have you done with him?
Oh, we've just been hangin' out.
We go way back.
See? He's fine.
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A kingly gift for the Queen of Rabbits.
And here is your marshmallow fluff.
So, you beat up his ginger doppelganger instead of telling me about this?
Yes.
The idea of peace in our time was worth the lie.
And besides, he was never in any danger. I could never harm...
Spoiler
our son
Spoiler
dun dun dun :o
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 03:13:34 AM
Yes.
The idea of peace in our time was worth the lie.
And besides, he was never in any danger. I could never harm...
Spoiler
our son
Spoiler
dun dun dun :o
That . . .
is not . . .
How?!. . . Head-patting isn't helpful, Wierzbowski.
It was long ago. In the time of the grape lords. Rumors of war and salad were circulating.
We were young, and in love. You were next in line to take the throne of the Rabbit Queen, and the abilities I carried with me off of the battlefield were serving me well in parliament. I was to become King of the Carrot Kingdom.
Our union was secret, for it was our plan to bring a lasting peace between our nation's. Who, up until that time hadn't really gotten along that well.
There was a party and someone played love crime on the jukebox. Things got a little frisky, and before we knew it, we were making love in the backseat of a 254 horsepower grapefruit.
Before we could be married, one of the barons spies discovered our plan and led a rebellion against us. In the chaos, we became separated. You escaped to the forest of slightly salted cashews, and gave birth to our son just a few months later. But the baron found you, and hit you upside the head with a giant squash, thus causing amnesia.
And so, you were mindwashed and restored to the throne. I alone have carried this truth.
As for the rest of the story, well...that is for another time.
Not to spoil too much but
Spoiler
it might all be a coma dream set during a zombie alien apocalypse.
Spoiler
And you are actually Voodoo. Though how that works, I'm not sure.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 03:40:25 AM
It was long ago. In the time of the grape lords. Rumors of war and salad were circulating.
We were young, and in love. You were next in line to take the throne of the Rabbit Queen, and the abilities I carried with me off of the battlefield were serving me well in parliament. I was to become King of the Carrot Kingdom.
Our union was secret, for it was our plan to bring a lasting peace between our nation's. Who, up until that time hadn't really gotten along that well.
There was a party and someone played love crime on the jukebox. Things got a little frisky, and before we knew it, we were making love in the backseat of a 254 horsepower grapefruit.
Before we could be married, one of the barons spies discovered our plan and led a rebellion against us. In the chaos, we became separated. You escaped to the forest of slightly salted cashews, and gave birth to our son just a few months later. But the baron found you, and hit you upside the head with a giant squash, thus causing amnesia.
And so, you were mindwashed and restored to the throne. I alone have carried this truth.
As for the rest of the story, well...that is for another time.
Not to spoil too much but Spoiler
it might all be a coma dream set during a zombie alien apocalypse.
Spoiler
And you are actually Voodoo. Though how that works, I'm not sure.
And no one said anything till now?!
Is that why Spunkmeyer left? Did he know and would explode if he didn't say something, but for some reason he couldn't?
I doubt it's Voodoo. His mysterious absence says he may have orchestrated this all along.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2019, 09:55:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2019, 03:40:25 AM
It was long ago. In the time of the grape lords. Rumors of war and salad were circulating.
We were young, and in love. You were next in line to take the throne of the Rabbit Queen, and the abilities I carried with me off of the battlefield were serving me well in parliament. I was to become King of the Carrot Kingdom.
Our union was secret, for it was our plan to bring a lasting peace between our nation's. Who, up until that time hadn't really gotten along that well.
There was a party and someone played love crime on the jukebox. Things got a little frisky, and before we knew it, we were making love in the backseat of a 254 horsepower grapefruit.
Before we could be married, one of the barons spies discovered our plan and led a rebellion against us. In the chaos, we became separated. You escaped to the forest of slightly salted cashews, and gave birth to our son just a few months later. But the baron found you, and hit you upside the head with a giant squash, thus causing amnesia.
And so, you were mindwashed and restored to the throne. I alone have carried this truth.
As for the rest of the story, well...that is for another time.
Not to spoil too much but Spoiler
it might all be a coma dream set during a zombie alien apocalypse.
Spoiler
And you are actually Voodoo. Though how that works, I'm not sure.
And no one said anything till now?!
Is that why Spunkmeyer left? Did he know and would explode if he didn't say something, but for some reason he couldn't?
I doubt it's Voodoo. His mysterious absence says he may have orchestrated this all along.
According to these astrological charts handed down by the sacred Odin giblets, it's....not you.
Oops.
Well, actually, it's not me either. So if it's not you and it's not me, then who is it?
Hudson.
Perhaps.
The Recess Thread!
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Oh YES!!
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Oh, it's just...oh yes! Oh for goodness sakes I...here ya go baron.
Its such a good time. I just love you all, isn't it fantastic?
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If anybody needs me I'll, oh! I'll be in the club. Oh just look at that will you? Oh!!
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The Food War is over. Now it's time for . . . Santa's nutty twin?
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I'm going to beat up some Oreos today. Wish me luck.
Give em hell sister.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2019, 05:06:26 PM
Give em hell sister.
I will.
I was explicitly told not to go too crazy, though.
Accept nothing but total victory.
I beat the Oreos.
Making the best damn dessert lasagna you've ever tasted.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 20, 2019, 07:52:00 PM
I beat the Oreos.
Making the best damn dessert lasagna you've ever tasted.
"The Drake Cake"(TM)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2019, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 20, 2019, 07:52:00 PM
I beat the Oreos.
Making the best damn dessert lasagna you've ever tasted.
"The Drake Cake"(TM)
You're darn right it is.
I'd serve this thing to Mark Rolston on my fine china--my paper plates.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 20, 2019, 08:16:36 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2019, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 20, 2019, 07:52:00 PM
I beat the Oreos.
Making the best damn dessert lasagna you've ever tasted.
"The Drake Cake"(TM)
You're darn right it is.
I'd serve this thing to Mark Rolston on my fine china--my paper plates.
Just tell him they're made from the finest imported wood. Pure Swiss White Oak.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2019, 08:19:42 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 20, 2019, 08:16:36 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2019, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 20, 2019, 07:52:00 PM
I beat the Oreos.
Making the best damn dessert lasagna you've ever tasted.
"The Drake Cake"(TM)
You're darn right it is.
I'd serve this thing to Mark Rolston on my fine china--my paper plates.
Just tell him they're made from the finest imported wood. Pure Swiss White Oak.
Lemme go write that down . . .
It's a lemon dessert. A chocolate one would be richer.
Lemon is wondrous. But if it bothers you, just put "poor man's" in front of the name. That's what I do.
Poor man's chili.
Poor man's macaroni.
Etc.
Forgives the taste, saves the guilt.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2019, 08:31:04 PM
Lemon is wondrous. But if it bothers you, just put "poor man's" in front of the name. That's what I do.
Poor man's chili.
Poor man's macaroni.
Etc.
Forgives the taste, saves the guilt.
I got nothing against lemon. I'm just saying it's not as rich as chocolate.
Is it fluffy?
It must be exquisite.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2019, 08:55:28 PM
It must be exquisite.
How do I make it exquisite?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 20, 2019, 08:59:10 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2019, 08:55:28 PM
It must be exquisite.
How do I make it exquisite?
I meant it must already be exquisite.
I just worded it poorly.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 20, 2019, 08:59:10 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2019, 08:55:28 PM
It must be exquisite.
How do I make it exquisite?
I meant it must already be exquisite.
I just worded it poorly.
It's not that exquisite.
Maybe it is, but I dunno.
Is it fart-proof?
Then you might keep it in the Hudson gallery. I'm a bit gassy tonight.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 21, 2019, 12:30:54 AM
Snooze.
Giggle.
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:-*
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 21, 2019, 12:31:37 AM
Then you might keep it in the Hudson gallery. I'm a bit gassy tonight.
Yeah. No one goes in the gallery without my permission.
Oh, geez, what with the Food War and the Sunny gifs, I haven't fed anyone in the gallery.
I will brave the gas, and get some groceries.
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:-*
Aww man, I'm trying to eat a sandwich. :laugh
Now I'm gonna freak out.
A true Rolstonite does not scream at the spider . . . does not scream . . . nopenopenope . . .
Is not.
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Quote from: Huggs on Apr 21, 2019, 01:34:08 AM
Now I'm gonna freak out.
Me, too.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 21, 2019, 02:07:43 AM
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The only good spider is a dead spider.
If I weren't drunk I'd think you all be crazy
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 21, 2019, 02:12:06 AM
If I weren't drunk I'd think you all be crazy
We are crazy when you're not drunk.
The fuzzy ones I can handle.
It's the gangly ones that scare me to death.
I once fought a wolf spider with a can of wd40 and a lighter. I doused it with a redneck flamethrower, and it just laughed at me.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 21, 2019, 02:07:43 AM
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In that spiders defense, that's Scarlett Johansson in there.
Screw this. I'm out.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 21, 2019, 02:16:56 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 21, 2019, 02:12:06 AM
If I weren't drunk I'd think you all be crazy
We are crazy when you're not drunk.
Exsqueeze me? Your what hurts?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 21, 2019, 02:18:11 AM
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Voodoo! I almost started thinking I scared you away with that latest video I posted.
Hickery dickery dock Dice? Nooooo. I'm liquored any cat.
Spiders are the same as any other creature, fearing them is irrational. They do not love or hate you.
wtf with the spiders!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 21, 2019, 02:37:24 AM
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Screw this. I'm out.
Will you at least leave the cake?
No.
You haven't earned it.
You cake tease.
I'm taking this cake with me. Packing my bags and going.
Run the kingdom for me.
Where will you go?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 21, 2019, 02:50:14 AM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 21, 2019, 02:23:20 AM
Screw this. I'm out.
Will you at least leave the cake?
No.
You haven't earned it.
You cake tease.
I'm taking this cake with me. Packing my bags and going.
Run the kingdom for me.
Where will you go?
Over the fence. Be with my wild people.
Watch over Drake.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 21, 2019, 02:34:27 AM
Spiders are the same as any other creature, fearing them is irrational. They do not love or hate you.
I know. They're just icky, that's all.
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Screw this. I'm out.
Will you at least leave the cake?
No.
You haven't earned it.
You cake tease.
I'm taking this cake with me. Packing my bags and going.
Run the kingdom for me.
Where will you go?
Over the fence. Be with my wild people.
Watch over Drake.
I understand. Leave a trail of cake, so I can find you if you get lost.
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I could get behind that.
With a flamethrower.
I can't wait until tomorrow is over, so I can use this all the time.
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I could get behind that.
With a flamethrower.
Is that what you call yours?
If so, go see a doctor.
Oh, it's awesome.
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I'm staying. I'm not leaving any of you in charge of my stuff.
In all seriousness, I hope Voodoo's OK. He seemed pretty smashed last night.
Thanks for worring Wabbit. I've been thoroughly checked out by an expert physician
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..and I'm A-OK!
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 21, 2019, 12:31:35 PM
Thanks for worring Wabbit. I've been thoroughly checked out by an expert physician
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Why the long face?
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The lemon lasagna was indeed kick-ass.
I would serve it to Mark Rolston on a paper plate.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 21, 2019, 08:13:20 PM
The lemon lasagna was indeed kick-ass.
I would serve it to Mark Rolston on a paper plate.
I'm glad.
It's been a good day.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 12:43:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 21, 2019, 08:13:20 PM
The lemon lasagna was indeed kick-ass.
I would serve it to Mark Rolston on a paper plate.
I'm glad.
It's been a good day.
It could've been better. I'm ready to be left alone.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 22, 2019, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 12:43:34 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 21, 2019, 08:13:20 PM
The lemon lasagna was indeed kick-ass.
I would serve it to Mark Rolston on a paper plate.
I'm glad.
It's been a good day.
It could've been better. I'm ready to be left alone.
Alright. I'll let you be.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 01:07:48 AM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 21, 2019, 08:13:20 PM
The lemon lasagna was indeed kick-ass.
I would serve it to Mark Rolston on a paper plate.
I'm glad.
It's been a good day.
It could've been better. I'm ready to be left alone.
Alright. I'll let you be.
I meant real life, not here.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 22, 2019, 01:08:32 AM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 21, 2019, 08:13:20 PM
The lemon lasagna was indeed kick-ass.
I would serve it to Mark Rolston on a paper plate.
I'm glad.
It's been a good day.
It could've been better. I'm ready to be left alone.
Alright. I'll let you be.
I meant real life, not here.
Ok. I'm here.
I bit into a chocolate bunny today and felt guilty.
So I switched to some malted eggs and felt better.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 01:13:16 AM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 21, 2019, 08:13:20 PM
The lemon lasagna was indeed kick-ass.
I would serve it to Mark Rolston on a paper plate.
I'm glad.
It's been a good day.
It could've been better. I'm ready to be left alone.
Alright. I'll let you be.
I meant real life, not here.
Ok. I'm here.
I bit into a chocolate bunny today and felt guilty.
So I switched to some malted eggs and felt better.
I'm going hunting for clearance chocolate this week. Hopefully.
They mostly go on sale after Easter...mostly.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 01:23:04 AM
They mostly go on sale after Easter...mostly.
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Chocolate bunnies beware.
The destroyer cometh.
Does eating chocolate bunnies make you a cannibal?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 01:41:17 AM
The destroyer cometh.
Does eating chocolate bunnies make you a cannibal?
They're made of chocolate, so, no.
. . .
How on Earth has Hudson received no votes in the Ultimate Versus thread?
There seems to be a distinct lack of faith in his abilities.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 02:04:58 AM
There seems to be a distinct lack of faith in his abilities.
Even Verm hasn't defended his digital persona.
Don't ask him why.
He won't answer. ;)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 02:07:39 AM
Don't ask him why.
He won't answer. ;)
Watch him magically pop up overnight.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 22, 2019, 02:08:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 02:07:39 AM
Don't ask him why.
He won't answer. ;)
Watch him magically pop up overnight.
It could be.
Crazy to think we'll soon get several hours of Lance and Beihn dialogue.
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Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 02:07:39 AM
Don't ask him why.
He won't answer. ;)
Watch him magically pop up overnight.
It could be.
Crazy to think we'll soon get several hours of Lance and Beihn dialogue.
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Heavy metal tipsters don't snake my jive.
Wood husk intake, let's ya know I'm alive
When he wore a double hiney, in a "must quack" zone
Pappy's woven for the blessing, it's a five corn show
Everybody say HEYO!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 02:39:40 AM
Crazy to think we'll soon get several hours of Lance and Beihn dialogue.
And several liters of Lance and Beihn soup!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 22, 2019, 10:34:59 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 02:39:40 AM
Crazy to think we'll soon get several hours of Lance and Beihn dialogue.
And several liters of Lance and Beihn soup!
Will you be making rabbit stew again?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 10:33:18 PM
Heavy metal tipsters don't snake my jive.
Wood husk intake, let's ya know I'm alive
When he wore a double hiney, in a "must quack" zone
Pappy's woven for the blessing, it's a five corn show
Everybody say HEYO!!!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
. . .
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 10:36:53 PM
Will you be making rabbit stew again?
Sshhh!! She thinks it's a bath.... with vegetables.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 22, 2019, 10:44:38 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 10:36:53 PM
Will you be making rabbit stew again?
Sshhh!! She thinks it's a bath.... with vegetables.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Do I look stupid to you?
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 22, 2019, 10:47:16 PM
You look like stew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXuqJ4c1dxE
I knew Stew.
He was a good dude.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 22, 2019, 10:45:49 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 22, 2019, 10:44:38 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 10:36:53 PM
Will you be making rabbit stew again?
Sshhh!! She thinks it's a bath.... with vegetables.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Do I look stupid to you?
You look absolutely bad@$$es!
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 11:11:53 PM
You look absolutely bad@$$es!
Wabbit looks absolutely bad at money?
You think an accountant could help her?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 11:11:53 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 22, 2019, 10:45:49 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 22, 2019, 10:44:38 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2019, 10:36:53 PM
Will you be making rabbit stew again?
Sshhh!! She thinks it's a bath.... with vegetables.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Do I look stupid to you?
You look absolutely bad@$$es!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif)
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/atd2NiCLAG1Xy/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5cbe51e13779526e6f09fb2e)
The easter bunny robot army inspection proceeds as planned.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-DFI5-riI0f8%2FUFDYMVF9oGI%2FAAAAAAAABT4%2F0YkUSNG4euI%2Fs1600%2FCUTE-BUNNIES-cats-13630656-660-439.jpg&hash=85c161c5197f260004d5497dd6298258343231fb)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 12:54:15 AM
The easter bunny robot army inspection proceeds as planned.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-DFI5-riI0f8%2FUFDYMVF9oGI%2FAAAAAAAABT4%2F0YkUSNG4euI%2Fs1600%2FCUTE-BUNNIES-cats-13630656-660-439.jpg&hash=85c161c5197f260004d5497dd6298258343231fb)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/aliensdeletedscene04.jpg)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 23, 2019, 12:59:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 12:54:15 AM
The easter bunny robot army inspection proceeds as planned.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-DFI5-riI0f8%2FUFDYMVF9oGI%2FAAAAAAAABT4%2F0YkUSNG4euI%2Fs1600%2FCUTE-BUNNIES-cats-13630656-660-439.jpg&hash=85c161c5197f260004d5497dd6298258343231fb)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/aliensdeletedscene04.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/36/2d/86/362d8673d368e0cf797b8fe3661b3da2.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 01:19:26 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 23, 2019, 12:59:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 12:54:15 AM
The easter bunny robot army inspection proceeds as planned.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-DFI5-riI0f8%2FUFDYMVF9oGI%2FAAAAAAAABT4%2F0YkUSNG4euI%2Fs1600%2FCUTE-BUNNIES-cats-13630656-660-439.jpg&hash=85c161c5197f260004d5497dd6298258343231fb)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/aliensdeletedscene04.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/36/2d/86/362d8673d368e0cf797b8fe3661b3da2.jpg)
Try me.
We have a Wierzbowski.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDJ4qkTXgAAi4fZ.jpg)
Join me, and we shall rule together!
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 01:28:35 AM
Join me, and we shall rule together!
We just had a food fight over this.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 23, 2019, 01:29:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 01:28:35 AM
Join me, and we shall rule together!
We just had a food fight over this.
Put down that lasagna my dear, and join...
Ah, so we did.
That explains the lack of condiments and organic vegetables.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 23, 2019, 01:24:28 AM
We have a Wierzbowski.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDJ4qkTXgAAi4fZ.jpg)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/7cKU6StLBMP4c/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 01:33:42 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 23, 2019, 01:29:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 01:28:35 AM
Join me, and we shall rule together!
We just had a food fight over this.
Put down that lasagna my dear, and join...
Ah, so we did.
That explains the lack of condiments and organic vegetables.
Exactly. You think I wanna see this again?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-CqqClNsYgyU%2FThn4SdP4JuI%2FAAAAAAAAAEk%2Fr3cZpO_Yy64%2Fs1600%2FShawshankRedempt_099Pyxurz.jpg&hash=a0c2a47df2107c4fd70cd6f28ac0194a86956576)
Wasn't me.
It was the baron.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 01:41:58 AM
It was the baron.
And the other beating was Baron, too?
It can't have been. Danny DeVito wasn't in any of the pictures.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 01:33:42 AM
That explains the lack of condiments and organic vegetables.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 01:41:58 AM
It was the baron.
Baron took the condom mints and orgasmic vegetables?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 23, 2019, 01:45:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 01:41:58 AM
It was the baron.
And the other beating was Baron, too?
It can't have been. Danny DeVito wasn't in any of the pictures.
That was an actor.
I suppose I should have said,
"No Rolston's were harmed in the making of this fantasy"
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 23, 2019, 01:45:43 AM
Baron took the condom mints and orgasmic vegetables?
I wondered why we were so low on ice breakers, cucumbers and bananas.
You sure you're not thinking of Necro?
"And now we'll add in some happy little mandibles. Yeeeeeah, doesn't that just look cool? Mandibles are one of the hardest things to get right. If you can do that, you can do anything. Now we'll give him some teeth. Teeth cover a multitude of sins. For these we'll dip into some of our titanium white, mix that up with a little van dyke brown. But before we go any further, let's go ahead and clean our brush. Just dip it, then whack it off, just whack it right off as fast as you can. Yeah, there we are. That's how you wanna do it."
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5f/6b/36/5f6b3623826ed5879ed47595d75b28f9.jpg)
"Now remember, this is your world, you can create aaanything you want. You might want to make a friendly creature. Maybe he came here to help us. See there, you just add a little line right there and now he's a happy little predator. The only limit is your imagination.
Thank you for watching. Until next time, God bless, paint often, and love your hair."
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 23, 2019, 11:52:51 PM
"And now we'll add in some happy little mandibles. Yeeeeeah, doesn't that just look cool? Mandibles are one of the hardest things to get right. If you can do that, you can do anything. Now we'll give him some teeth. Teeth cover a multitude of sins. For these we'll dip into some of our titanium white, mix that up with a little van dyke brown. But before we go any further, let's go ahead and clean our brush. Just dip it, then whack it off, just whack it right off as fast as you can. Yeah, there we are. That's how you wanna do it."
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5f/6b/36/5f6b3623826ed5879ed47595d75b28f9.jpg)
"Now remember, this is your world, you can create aaanything you want. You might want to make a friendly creature. Maybe he came here to help us. See there, you just add a little line right there and now he's a happy little predator. The only limit is your imagination.
Thank you for watching. Until next time, God bless, paint often, and love your hair."
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
OK.
My brain has a life of its own.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 12:02:20 AM
My brain has a life of its own.
So does mine, but it's more restrained.
The mandibles aren't even right.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 12:25:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 24, 2019, 12:03:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 12:02:20 AM
My brain has a life of its own.
So does mine, but it's more restrained.
There are no strings on me.
I prefer having strings. Keeps me from embarrassing myself.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 24, 2019, 12:26:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 12:25:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 24, 2019, 12:03:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 12:02:20 AM
My brain has a life of its own.
So does mine, but it's more restrained.
There are no strings on me.
I prefer having strings. Keeps me from embarrassing myself.
Never be embarrassed over following your instincts.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 12:30:48 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 24, 2019, 12:26:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 12:25:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 24, 2019, 12:03:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 12:02:20 AM
My brain has a life of its own.
So does mine, but it's more restrained.
There are no strings on me.
I prefer having strings. Keeps me from embarrassing myself.
Never be embarrassed over following your instincts.
My instincts say keep the strings on.
Is it because of what voodoo and baron did on Valentine's day?
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kvTlHr1qUSc/hqdefault.jpg)
You must forgive them.
Life is short.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/7a/36/337a36203270d85dffacf944b581c527.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 12:57:59 AM
Is it because of what voodoo and baron did on Valentine's day?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kvTlHr1qUSc/hqdefault.jpg
You must forgive them.
Life is short.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/7a/36/337a36203270d85dffacf944b581c527.jpg
No. Been trying to fix myself for a few years.
You and me both.
I stopped trying to fix things, and just changed.
Learning to love yourself, that's the key.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 24, 2019, 03:25:40 AM
Learning to love yourself, that's the key.
It's a lot of fun too. ;D
Well, sometimes, it's difficult.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 24, 2019, 09:17:17 PM
Well, sometimes, it's difficult.
We're your friends.
We love and accept you for who you are.
There's nothing wrong with recognizing flaws and improving yourself. But remembering that you have value just as you are now is far more important.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 24, 2019, 03:25:40 AM
Learning to love yourself, that's the key.
It's a lot of fun too. ;D
(https://deviantdollsorg.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/perv.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 24, 2019, 09:17:17 PM
Well, sometimes, it's difficult.
The rule of thumb here is, no one can make you feel inferior without your permission.
You live by that and you'll be okay.
Guess what tomorrow is.
Thursday?
Alien Day eve?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 24, 2019, 10:28:55 PM
Guess what tomorrow is.
The prequel to The Day After Tomorrow?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 24, 2019, 09:38:11 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 24, 2019, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 24, 2019, 03:25:40 AM
Learning to love yourself, that's the key.
It's a lot of fun too. ;D
https://deviantdollsorg.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/perv.gif
(https://media.tenor.com/images/606c28e2746c832add256f602b6e58fd/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Stitch on Apr 24, 2019, 10:41:47 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 24, 2019, 10:28:55 PM
Guess what tomorrow is.
The prequel to The Day After Tomorrow?
What is yesterday but the day after the day before that.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 24, 2019, 01:01:33 AM
Been trying to fix myself for a few years.
Story of my life.
Tomorrow, bunnies will don smartguns.
(https://cdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cute-Rabbits-024.jpg)
Check your yards.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 12:13:46 AM
Tomorrow, bunnies will don smartguns.
https://cdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cute-Rabbits-024.jpg
Check your yards.
Smartbuns?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 26, 2019, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 12:13:46 AM
Tomorrow, bunnies will don smartguns.
https://cdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cute-Rabbits-024.jpg
Check your yards.
Smartbuns?
Yes.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 12:58:45 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 26, 2019, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 12:13:46 AM
Tomorrow, bunnies will don smartguns.
https://cdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cute-Rabbits-024.jpg
Check your yards.
Smartbuns?
Yes.
Luckily I don't have a yard!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 01:38:07 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 26, 2019, 01:12:12 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 12:58:45 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 26, 2019, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 12:13:46 AM
Tomorrow, bunnies will don smartguns.
https://cdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cute-Rabbits-024.jpg
Check your yards.
Smartbuns?
Yes.
Luckily I don't have a yard!
Then we'll fly in by dropship.
Better hope there's no excessive drool on your ship!
I have lots of wild bunnies in my area.
I am not afraid.
Can I crash on the playground? Need to fall over.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 11:28:22 PM
Can I crash on the playground? Need to fall over.
Pick yourself out a spot.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 12:39:31 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 11:28:22 PM
Can I crash on the playground? Need to fall over.
Pick yourself out a spot.
*lands in the mulch by the swings*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 27, 2019, 12:57:40 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 12:39:31 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 11:28:22 PM
Can I crash on the playground? Need to fall over.
Pick yourself out a spot.
*lands in the mulch by the swings*
Rats, I had $5 on the wood chips and $2.50 on the cactus garden.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 01:01:05 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 27, 2019, 12:57:40 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 12:39:31 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 26, 2019, 11:28:22 PM
Can I crash on the playground? Need to fall over.
Pick yourself out a spot.
*lands in the mulch by the swings*
Rats, I had $5 on the wood chips and $2.50 on the cactus garden.
I love my cacti too much for that.
I had a Venus Flytrap once. I didn't trust it.
I'm wary of cacti. Especially when I'm naked.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 01:09:56 AM
I had a Venus Flytrap once. I didn't trust it.
I'm wary of cacti. Especially when I'm naked.
Then don't go in my garden when you're naked.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 27, 2019, 01:32:33 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 01:09:56 AM
I had a Venus Flytrap once. I didn't trust it.
I'm wary of cacti. Especially when I'm naked.
Then don't go in my garden when you're naked.
But it's much more organic that way.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 02:40:48 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 27, 2019, 01:32:33 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 01:09:56 AM
I had a Venus Flytrap once. I didn't trust it.
I'm wary of cacti. Especially when I'm naked.
Then don't go in my garden when you're naked.
But it's much more organic that way.
It scares the cacti. That's why they've taken to shooting their needles.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 27, 2019, 09:45:20 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 02:40:48 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 27, 2019, 01:32:33 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 01:09:56 AM
I had a Venus Flytrap once. I didn't trust it.
I'm wary of cacti. Especially when I'm naked.
Then don't go in my garden when you're naked.
But it's much more organic that way.
It scares the cacti. That's why they've taken to shooting their needles.
Are you sure they're cacti, not critters?
Quote from: Stitch on Apr 27, 2019, 10:34:04 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 27, 2019, 09:45:20 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 02:40:48 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 27, 2019, 01:32:33 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 27, 2019, 01:09:56 AM
I had a Venus Flytrap once. I didn't trust it.
I'm wary of cacti. Especially when I'm naked.
Then don't go in my garden when you're naked.
But it's much more organic that way.
It scares the cacti. That's why they've taken to shooting their needles.
Are you sure they're cacti, not critters?
I make sure David doesn't go near my garden.
And if porcupines are green . . . those are sick porcupines.
I'm sitting here wondering how you'd react if Michael or Lance created an account.
Hmm.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 28, 2019, 01:49:09 AM
I'm sitting here wondering how you'd react if Michael or Lance created an account.
Hmm.
My anxiety would be dialed up too many notches.
When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine
Woooohoooo!!!
When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball
And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing our silly song
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 28, 2019, 03:02:06 AM
When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine
I've got that beat
When you're wrangled and entangled
With your love buns just so angled
Wait a moment for the tingle
On my sexy trampoline.
;D
Spoiler
https://youtu.be/v51OH10Zbi8
Doesn't a "sexy trampoline"
belong in The Juice thread?
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Well, alright, then.
Now I remember why,
I don't usually come down here.
Spoiler
I've witnessed enough pictures of Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Mark Rolston, Jeanette Goldstein and other cast members to last a lifetime now.
They're grunts, no offense.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 28, 2019, 01:23:02 PM
Now I remember why,
I don't usually come in here.
Spoiler
I've witnessed enough pictures of Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Mark Rolston, Jeanette Goldstein and other cast members to last a lifetime now.
They're grunts, no offense.
Spoiler
What about Paul Reiser?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcultspark.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F01%2FCarter-J-Burke-Aliens.jpg&hash=ad120208066507a77f5b10c1309704ed40ebdda0)
oh no
Bye Burke.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NaiveWastefulIndri-size_restricted.gif)
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-27-2015/hwrCHT.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 30, 2019, 12:30:54 AM
https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-27-2015/hwrCHT.gif
Huggsy ate too many beans again?
I need no beans.
Sometimes, farts run on nothing.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 30, 2019, 09:04:46 PM
Sometimes, farts run on nothing.
Except down the backs of our legs
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 30, 2019, 09:06:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 30, 2019, 09:04:46 PM
Sometimes, farts run on nothing.
Except down the backs of our legs
What if it's a dry heat--I mean, fart?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 30, 2019, 09:09:44 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 30, 2019, 09:06:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 30, 2019, 09:04:46 PM
Sometimes, farts run on nothing.
Except down the backs of our legs
What if it's a dry heat--I mean, fart?
When the farts are hot, stay near the pot.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Apr 30, 2019, 09:08:13 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 30, 2019, 09:06:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 30, 2019, 09:04:46 PM
Sometimes, farts run on nothing.
Except down the backs of our legs
That is.... errr..... something else.
Known thine flatus.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 30, 2019, 09:19:14 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 30, 2019, 09:09:44 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 30, 2019, 09:06:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 30, 2019, 09:04:46 PM
Sometimes, farts run on nothing.
Except down the backs of our legs
What if it's a dry heat--I mean, fart?
When the farts are hot, stay near the pot.
Is there such thing as a cold fart?
I'm not sure.
I've not been pantless in temperatures below 20 degrees yet.
Actually, that's incorrect.
I forgot about that blizzard we had.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 30, 2019, 09:23:29 PM
I'm not sure.
I've not been pantless in temperatures below 20 degrees yet.
Actually, that's incorrect.
I forgot about that blizzard we had.
In real life, or the Recess Thread?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 30, 2019, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 28, 2019, 01:23:02 PM
Now I remember why,
I don't usually come down here.
Spoiler
I've witnessed enough pictures of Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Mark Rolston, Jeanette Goldstein and other cast members to last a lifetime now.
They're grunts, no offense.
Join me at The Funny Farm https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=61722.0
or in The Gif Topic https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=61722.0
They're safe havens.
Safe?
...Safe?
Aha. Ahahahaha!!!
Spoiler
yes, it's true. ;D
Spoiler
my powers grow weak outside of this place
>:(
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages5.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F26700000%2FHallelujer-madea-26702418-1736-976.png&hash=497baceddbe7c0d917a2686faaf44c85108ca88f)
I see you, Huggs.
Quote from: The Old One on May 01, 2019, 01:12:18 AM
I see you, Huggs.
I see you back.
I also see you changed your avatar.
Yeah, true. She's having a good day.
Quote from: The Old One on May 01, 2019, 01:16:48 AM
Yeah, true. She's having a good day.
Sure looks like.
*anxious twitch*
Spoiler
*pop*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
*sprints away*
Well, that ought to do it.
Get your furry little tail back here.
F U N
Quote from: Huggs on May 01, 2019, 01:21:28 AM
Well, that ought to do it.
Get your furry little tail back here.
I couldn't help it! Even though it's not OK to post pics of Drake anymore.
Quote from: The Old One on May 01, 2019, 01:23:05 AM
It's too much fun.
You like Furry tail, don't you Huggs?
Mmm-hmm. Yes ma'am I do.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 01:23:58 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 01, 2019, 01:21:28 AM
Well, that ought to do it.
Get your furry little tail back here.
I couldn't help it! Even though it's not OK to post pics of Drake anymore.
This thread is a Pro Rolston Zone.
Always allowed.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7978792960/h587BAEDC/)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 01:43:40 AM
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7978792960/h587BAEDC/
My brain can't handle that level of cuteness.
Quote from: The Old One on May 01, 2019, 01:47:14 AM
Angry Bunny
https://media1.tenor.com/images/f7b8c1e21df838aa5fb9f33c21dd666e/tenor.gif?itemid=4957341
Thanks.
It's a potential adorable friend and a dangerous foe.
(https://i.imgur.com/ezKE1ci.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on May 01, 2019, 01:50:55 AM
Quote from: The Old One on May 01, 2019, 01:47:14 AM
Angry Bunny
https://media1.tenor.com/images/f7b8c1e21df838aa5fb9f33c21dd666e/tenor.gif?itemid=4957341
Thanks.
I can be angry.
Sometimes.
Rarely.
Quote from: The Old One on May 01, 2019, 01:51:40 AM
It's a potential adorable friend and a dangerous foe.
(https://i.imgur.com/ezKE1ci.jpg)
Frightening, yet cuddly.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 01:54:29 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 01, 2019, 01:50:55 AM
Quote from: The Old One on May 01, 2019, 01:47:14 AM
Angry Bunny
https://media1.tenor.com/images/f7b8c1e21df838aa5fb9f33c21dd666e/tenor.gif?itemid=4957341
Thanks.
I can be angry.
Sometimes.
Rarely.
Drake is proud of you.
Well, it's 9pm here, which means it's time for cardio.
I shall return later in the night.
If I don't see you all, know that I love you in the friendly way.
Quote from: Huggs on May 01, 2019, 02:00:42 AM
Quote from: The Old One on May 01, 2019, 01:51:40 AM
It's a potential adorable friend and a dangerous foe.
(https://i.imgur.com/ezKE1ci.jpg)
Frightening, yet cuddly.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 01:54:29 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 01, 2019, 01:50:55 AM
Quote from: The Old One on May 01, 2019, 01:47:14 AM
Angry Bunny
https://media1.tenor.com/images/f7b8c1e21df838aa5fb9f33c21dd666e/tenor.gif?itemid=4957341
Thanks.
I can be angry.
Sometimes.
Rarely.
Drake is proud of you.
I feel accomplished.
Does anyone else on this site not drink? Alcohol.
Your avatar....
(https://media.giphy.com/media/HfeMjUZdOZujm/giphy.gif)
Good.
I'm 21.
But I don't like the taste.
I'm not that kinda girl.
Share away, it's superior to being alone with my thoughts, depressed and bored out of my mind all at once.
Been there, done that.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 01, 2019, 02:39:15 AM
Your avatar....
https://media.giphy.com/media/HfeMjUZdOZujm/giphy.gif
God that's funny :laugh:
Quote from: The Old One on May 01, 2019, 02:11:54 AM
Does anyone else on this site not drink? Alcohol.
Never touched a single drop. Never will. Never smoked a single cigarette or took any kind of narcotics either.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on May 01, 2019, 03:05:06 AM
I'm a grumpy older man.
So I shouldn't share thoughts that might influence a young mind the wrong way.
Embrace the dirty old man stereotype.
Yeah!
Two more years, Baron, two more years.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 10:26:47 AM
Two more years, Baron, two more years.
....until you show up at his house with weapons and a look of sought vengeance?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 01, 2019, 12:45:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 10:26:47 AM
Two more years, Baron, two more years.
....until you show up at his house with weapons and a look of sought vengeance?
No, but I'll take it.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 12:46:59 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 01, 2019, 12:45:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 10:26:47 AM
Two more years, Baron, two more years.
....until you show up at his house with weapons and a look of sought vengeance?
No, but I'll take it.
Remember he has two years to prepare. Expect booby traps that rival the legendary work of Kevin McCallister.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 01, 2019, 01:08:53 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 12:46:59 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 01, 2019, 12:45:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 10:26:47 AM
Two more years, Baron, two more years.
....until you show up at his house with weapons and a look of sought vengeance?
No, but I'll take it.
Remember he has two years to prepare. Expect booby traps that rival the legendary work of Kevin McCallister.
I'm expecting it's just going to be gifs from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Will Ferrell.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 01:12:49 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 01, 2019, 01:08:53 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 12:46:59 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 01, 2019, 12:45:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 10:26:47 AM
Two more years, Baron, two more years.
....until you show up at his house with weapons and a look of sought vengeance?
No, but I'll take it.
Remember he has two years to prepare. Expect booby traps that rival the legendary work of Kevin McCallister.
I'm expecting it's just going to be gifs from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Will Ferrell.
So you'll be going in blindfolded. It's time to master your other senses to assure victory.
I don't, but how much I laugh or my way of thinking isn't an issue. Causality and circumstance is.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on May 01, 2019, 03:49:18 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 01, 2019, 03:43:34 AMNever touched a single drop. Never will. Never smoked a single cigarette or took any kind of narcotics either.
You must have a lot of interesting party stories
My grandfather was an alcoholic, and he was rough on my dad. And I also lost an uncle to a drunk driver when in was around 8 years old. Last year, a friend of mine's brother hit and killed a young boy while driving just slightly intoxicated. I doubt he'll see the outside of prison ever again.
I've also lost family and friends due to smoking induced cancers, and have two cousins and an aunt who's lives have been wrecked by narcotics abuse, and I mean completely.
There's the story. Unfortunately, it's all true.
That was a terrible party story.
Share away being the key part.
My favorite horse is the smug horse, what's yours?
You're right, your thoughts are dangerous.
How's your day been, Huggs?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/InconsequentialPerfumedGadwall-max-1mb.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 11:59:31 PM
How's your day been, Huggs?
Oh, same ol' same ol'.
I saw you had a big one.
Quote from: Huggs on May 02, 2019, 02:04:12 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 11:59:31 PM
How's your day been, Huggs?
Oh, same ol' same ol'.
I saw you had a big one.
Yep. Couple more steps and I'll be taking classes in the fall. Hopefully, I'll pass my road test in a couple weeks, too.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 02, 2019, 02:07:06 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 02, 2019, 02:04:12 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 11:59:31 PM
How's your day been, Huggs?
Oh, same ol' same ol'.
I saw you had a big one.
Yep. Couple more steps and I'll be taking classes in the fall. Hopefully, I'll pass my road test in a couple weeks, too.
You're gonna do great.
I just know it.
Quote from: Huggs on May 02, 2019, 02:12:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 02, 2019, 02:07:06 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 02, 2019, 02:04:12 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 01, 2019, 11:59:31 PM
How's your day been, Huggs?
Oh, same ol' same ol'.
I saw you had a big one.
Yep. Couple more steps and I'll be taking classes in the fall. Hopefully, I'll pass my road test in a couple weeks, too.
You're gonna do great.
I just know it.
Thanks.
Half-excited and half-overwhelmed right now.
The most wonderful things in life usually feel that way at first.
Then you find your groove and things get pretty smooth.
Quote from: Huggs on May 02, 2019, 02:33:50 AM
The most wonderful things in life usually feel that way at first.
Then you find your groove and things get pretty smooth.
I hope so.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on May 02, 2019, 02:36:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 02, 2019, 02:33:50 AM
The most wonderful things in life usually feel that way at first.
Then you find your groove and things get pretty smooth.
Giggity...
He's quagmire, QUAGMIRE!
He's a lovable dork.
Quote from: The Old One on May 02, 2019, 02:40:16 AM
He's a lovable dork.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn-static.denofgeek.com%2Fsites%2Fdenofgeek%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F11%2Fglenn_quagmire.jpg&hash=86f3bf2150f9c615bd7fa747adf6398c0ee748c3)
Quagmire might embrace the dirty old man stereotype. But he's no Princess Molestia.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/277/097/f3b.gif)
Quote from: The Old One on May 02, 2019, 03:02:44 AM
Quagmire might embrace the dirty old man stereotype. But he's no Princess Molestia.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/277/097/f3b.gif
Her hands are so small.
Makes everything else bigger.
(https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Stealing++_2dd149b370214d6b9a95f84cc29ff1f4.png)
Quote from: The Old One on May 02, 2019, 03:14:45 AM
Makes everything else bigger.
https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Stealing++_2dd149b370214d6b9a95f84cc29ff1f4.png
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b6/46/53/b646535ff3c0dbc455a206dd8516fc31.jpg)
(https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/270598716231225716/77C9DBE5435BECEE6C3D3401B0608DCD151D3F5A/)
You're educating me in the dark underworld of My Little Pony.
It's a rite of passage.
Goodnight everybody.
I'm gonna hit the rack.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
'Evening, everybody.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 03, 2019, 12:47:30 AM
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
'Evening, everybody.
Top o' the evenin' to ye.
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 12:53:13 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 03, 2019, 12:47:30 AM
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
'Evening, everybody.
Top o' the evenin' to ye.
It's too quiet.
We should do something.
A party?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgflip.com%2Fkvsc.gif&hash=a1b9da97c7f9beb9eb7b9333db2a280a6f725b45)
I don't understand.
I'm innocent.
I just like Ponies!
Does rule 34 apply to MLP?
If it exists...
Spoiler
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/87710e6f80d89476c78632f6e8026f5e/tumblr_n9uh6yOp5s1tikgi6o1_1280.png)
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 01:14:53 AM
http://i.imgflip.com/kvsc.gif
Yeah.
Just let me get some uber-rich cakes going.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 03, 2019, 01:39:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 01:14:53 AM
http://i.imgflip.com/kvsc.gif
Yeah.
Just let me get some uber-rich cakes going.
What about the corn bread?
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 01:14:53 AM
http://i.imgflip.com/kvsc.gif
Old One LOVES Colonial Marines gifs!
Keep 'em coming!
Of the lemon variety.
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 02:27:35 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 03, 2019, 02:24:38 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 02:17:44 AM
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 03, 2019, 02:14:46 AM
Quote from: The Old One on May 03, 2019, 02:11:48 AM
Of the lemon variety.
No grapefruit?
This thread is also pro-vegetable, just so you know.
We had a war about it.
Roma Victor
(https://www.buyfruit.com.au/images/P/iStock_000017146061Small__73657.jpg)
You threw that exact tomato at one of my regiments.
Tossed.
I "tossed" it.
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 02:40:16 AM
Tossed.
I "tossed" it.
The dimples still haunt the nightmares of everyone who saw it.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 03, 2019, 02:42:42 AM
The dimples still haunt the nightmares of everyone who saw it.
Don't you bring voodoo's butt into this.
He did what he thought was right.
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 02:17:44 AM
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 03, 2019, 02:14:46 AM
Quote from: The Old One on May 03, 2019, 02:11:48 AM
Of the lemon variety.
No grapefruit?
This thread is also pro-vegetable, just so you know.
So no Gallagher fans allowed?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/rw3pjwnE4ATSM/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 03, 2019, 02:49:47 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 03, 2019, 02:17:44 AM
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 03, 2019, 02:14:46 AM
Quote from: The Old One on May 03, 2019, 02:11:48 AM
Of the lemon variety.
No grapefruit?
This thread is also pro-vegetable, just so you know.
So no Gallagher fans allowed?
https://media.giphy.com/media/rw3pjwnE4ATSM/giphy.gif
Yes Voodoo, everyone is welcome here.
I feel like it's time for bed. Rabbit, I hope the cakes turned out well.
Goodnight everybody.
It's morning now.
Time for coffee in order to function.
And it's night now.
Time to get cozy and make hot chocolate.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 03, 2019, 11:04:01 AM
It's morning now.
Time for coffee in order to function.
And it's night now.
Time to get cozy and make hot chocolate.
That was fast.
Quote from: Huggs on May 04, 2019, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 03, 2019, 11:04:01 AM
It's morning now.
Time for coffee in order to function.
And it's night now.
Time to get cozy and make hot chocolate.
That was fast.
I wish it wasn't.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 04, 2019, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 04, 2019, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 03, 2019, 11:04:01 AM
It's morning now.
Time for coffee in order to function.
And it's night now.
Time to get cozy and make hot chocolate.
That was fast.
I wish it wasn't.
I hear ya. But I love the night, so I don't mind.
Quote from: Huggs on May 04, 2019, 01:56:39 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 04, 2019, 01:45:09 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 04, 2019, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 03, 2019, 11:04:01 AM
It's morning now.
Time for coffee in order to function.
And it's night now.
Time to get cozy and make hot chocolate.
That was fast.
I wish it wasn't.
I hear ya. But I love the night, so I don't mind.
My street looks a lot more creepy at night. Gets better in the morning.
I'm a night owl myself.
I usually sleep from 10-5 or 11-6.
But I still love the night most.
I like my sleep.
I get my best ideas in bed, for some reason.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 04, 2019, 02:12:47 AM
I get my best ideas in bed, for some reason.
Teehee
But seriously, I know what you're saying. I'm the same way.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on May 04, 2019, 03:09:26 AM
Someone needs to see a shrink.
Spoiler
I wish I was kidding.
Chillax, I wasn't serious.
I send PM's about serious matters.
By the way, how's the club coming? ;)
(https://gifs.joelglovier.com/boom/mic-drop-2.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on May 04, 2019, 04:24:37 AM
And no pony stuff, well, not much.
Such gospel is bound to spread.
Quote from: The Old One on May 04, 2019, 04:37:00 AM
To all four corners of the flat Earth.
The Reverend Shaq approves that message.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on May 04, 2019, 04:46:01 AM
"Oh, Death. Where is thy sting?"
It spared you over to another year.
Well, it's about that time.
Goodnight all.
Usually this time of year, we smell a lot of skunks by the road.
This year, I'm seeing a lot of possums.
Huggs, you taking our skunks?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2019, 01:25:01 AM
Usually this time of year, we smell a lot of skunks by the road.
This year, I'm seeing a lot of possums.
Huggs, you taking our skunks?
I have enough skunks of my own.
What do you use for varmint hunting?
Quote from: Huggs on May 05, 2019, 02:15:48 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2019, 01:25:01 AM
Usually this time of year, we smell a lot of skunks by the road.
This year, I'm seeing a lot of possums.
Huggs, you taking our skunks?
I have enough skunks of my own.
Ah. I was getting worried you were amassing an army because I cussed out the tomato.
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 05, 2019, 02:20:46 AM
What do you use for varmint hunting?
I don't hunt.
Don't see much point in it with a grocery store down the road.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2019, 02:23:50 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 05, 2019, 02:15:48 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2019, 01:25:01 AM
Usually this time of year, we smell a lot of skunks by the road.
This year, I'm seeing a lot of possums.
Huggs, you taking our skunks?
I have enough skunks of my own.
Ah. I was getting worried you were amassing an army because I cussed out the tomato.
They'd never listen to me.
Quote from: Huggs on May 05, 2019, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2019, 02:23:50 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 05, 2019, 02:15:48 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2019, 01:25:01 AM
Usually this time of year, we smell a lot of skunks by the road.
This year, I'm seeing a lot of possums.
Huggs, you taking our skunks?
I have enough skunks of my own.
Ah. I was getting worried you were amassing an army because I cussed out the tomato.
They'd never listen to me.
That's funny; the possums don't listen to me.
Quote from: Huggs on May 05, 2019, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 05, 2019, 02:20:46 AM
What do you use for varmint hunting?
I don't hunt.
Don't see much point in it with a grocery store down the road.
Not for food, just to sate your bloodlust.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2019, 02:37:34 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 05, 2019, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2019, 02:23:50 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 05, 2019, 02:15:48 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2019, 01:25:01 AM
Usually this time of year, we smell a lot of skunks by the road.
This year, I'm seeing a lot of possums.
Huggs, you taking our skunks?
I have enough skunks of my own.
Ah. I was getting worried you were amassing an army because I cussed out the tomato.
They'd never listen to me.
That's funny; the possums don't listen to me.
The possums come when I call them...mostly.
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 05, 2019, 02:38:55 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 05, 2019, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 05, 2019, 02:20:46 AM
What do you use for varmint hunting?
I don't hunt.
Don't see much point in it with a grocery store down the road.
Not for food, just to sate your bloodlust.
I have wasps for that.
Quote from: The Old One on May 05, 2019, 02:44:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Wy49bWSfA
Huggs' homevideo collection, Vol. 1.
I'm too soft hearted to hurt anything that's not trying to kill me.
Except for snakes. Snakes I send straight to hell.
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 05, 2019, 02:53:12 AM
That's cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zQPo31Ybzk
We have a snake problem where I live. A local guy died from a snake bite just a few years ago. The non dangerous ones I move elsewhere. The deadly ones get the shotgun. I don't want some child getting killed because I failed to act.
So what do you use for snake hunting?
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 05, 2019, 03:18:09 AM
So what do you use for snake hunting?
I don't hunt them.
About twice a summer I have to put one down.
I just use grandpa's old .410
You have to stay on your toes around here. In the southeast with all the barns, outbuildings, abandoned vehicles and buildings, fields, and woods like the amazon, you'll be wrist deep in fangs if you're not careful what you're doing.
Are you far south enough for gators?
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 05, 2019, 03:29:56 AM
Are you far south enough for gators?
Tennessee.
Unfortunately, we heard earlier this year that gators are starting to show up in places.
Gators I can handle. If the day ever comes in my lifetime that big @$$ pythons or anacondas get spotted migrating up here, I'll be a Canadian citizen before the weeks out.
Actually, screw that. I'll move to anchorage.
This could be you soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_LIuzEoJ_Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_LIuzEoJ_Y)
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 05, 2019, 04:00:49 AM
This could be you soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_LIuzEoJ_Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_LIuzEoJ_Y)
We've got alligator gar bigger than that here.
I'll bet that's one reason Hicks kept that shotgun.
If he's from 'Bama, dealing with gators and snakes is a daily occurrence.
That's what he really meant by close encounters.
At least, that's my personal headcanon.
I wish my head had a canon.
I'd load it with ripe bananas and fire it at people who love Alien Resurrection.
Y'know, I could make a joke about your head being empty and you enjoying Requiem.
But...
Quote from: The Old One on May 06, 2019, 05:51:40 PM
Y'know, I could make a joke about your head being empty and you enjoying Requiem.
But...
But... you dare not joke about the classics?
But you'd come up with some nonsense that'll make me laugh even more. ;D
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/64352324ad3cd1dd024ec53f1fdf2813/tumblr_pahhahuDGy1se0jzho1_500.gif)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e4/03/1d/e4031d663a3206f9b83380ccb7cfe2ca.gif)
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/GUU5Ib26HGgh2/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5cd0885c7867514d45482f52&rid=giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 06, 2019, 07:19:43 PM
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That looks just like my Nelson.
Quote from: Huggs on May 06, 2019, 08:39:32 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 06, 2019, 07:19:43 PM
https://media3.giphy.com/media/GUU5Ib26HGgh2/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5cd0885c7867514d45482f52&rid=giphy.gif
That looks just like my Nelson.
Your new cat, or the one who passed?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 06, 2019, 08:48:35 PM
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Your new cat, or the one who passed?
That looks just like my Nelson.
The one I lost.
The new cat is just passing through.
Quote from: Huggs on May 06, 2019, 08:53:09 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 06, 2019, 08:48:35 PM
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Your new cat, or the one who passed?
That looks just like my Nelson.
The one I lost.
The new cat is just passing through.
Ah. Nelson was a real looker then. I know the shedding can be difficult, but I just love long hair cats.
My cat sheds a lot. I can't imagine cleaning up after a long-haired cat.
Sup guys?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 06, 2019, 03:27:34 PM
I wish my head had a canon.
I'd load it with ripe bananas and fire it at people who love Alien Resurrection.
Where's the firing mechanism?
Quote from: Huggs on May 07, 2019, 01:51:42 AM
Sup guys?
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Hey.
Quote
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 06, 2019, 03:27:34 PM
I wish my head had a canon.
I'd load it with ripe bananas and fire it at people who love Alien Resurrection.
Where's the firing mechanism?
Do you really want to know?
No, come to think of it.
No I don't.
Quote from: Huggs on May 07, 2019, 02:01:02 AM
No, come to think of it.
No I don't.
OK.
Spoiler
It's his ears.
Oh thank god.
I was worried it would be something you'd have to press.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 07, 2019, 01:57:35 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 07, 2019, 01:51:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 06, 2019, 03:27:34 PM
I wish my head had a canon.
I'd load it with ripe bananas and fire it at people who love Alien Resurrection.
Where's the firing mechanism?
Do you really want to know?
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TNG VM?
Lord, I'm tired.
Quote from: The Old One on May 07, 2019, 02:31:44 AM
A TNG mood VM?
Guilty!
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Quote from: The Old One on May 07, 2019, 02:59:30 AM
You say Requiem's enjoyable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
One day you will learn to appreciate fine art. Then we will rejoice together!
I think she'd become a Rolstonite before appreciating AvP:R.
Voodoo would like Resurrection first.
Quote from: Huggs on May 07, 2019, 12:22:50 PM
Voodoo would like Resurrection first.
True.
I can see that happening in the next few months, but knowing Voodoo's unpredictability, it might be in the next few hours.
A combination then.
Alien vs Predator: Resurrection
Quote from: Huggs on May 07, 2019, 12:28:24 PM
A combination then.
Alien vs Predator: Resurrection
A Huggsy fan-edit production?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 07, 2019, 01:12:13 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 07, 2019, 12:28:24 PM
A combination then.
Alien vs Predator: Resurrection
A Huggsy fan-edit production?
Yep.
Combining the grossest of both to make one large outhouse that hasn't been cleaned in over a year.
So my book's been out for delivery for like the past 30 hours.
I take it that it's coming via carrier pigeon.
Now I gotta know. Has anyone ever taken the poop pills?
Quote from: Huggs on May 07, 2019, 06:02:45 PM
So my book's been out for delivery for like the past 30 hours.
I take it that it's coming via carrier pigeon.
Now I gotta know. Has anyone ever taken the poop pills?
No, and I hope I never have to.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 07, 2019, 06:52:13 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 07, 2019, 06:02:45 PM
So my book's been out for delivery for like the past 30 hours.
I take it that it's coming via carrier pigeon.
Now I gotta know. Has anyone ever taken the poop pills?
No, and I hope I never have to.
Why would one swallow a pill made out of poop?
It replenishes your intestinal bacteria. The beneficial kind.
I learn so much here.
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 07, 2019, 06:57:25 PM
It replenishes your intestinal bacteria. The beneficial kind.
Doesn't it have to be a relatives poop though?
Like your dad's or something?
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
How do we explain this part of AvPGalaxy to outsiders?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 07, 2019, 10:14:31 PM
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
How do we explain this part of AvPGalaxy to outsiders?
I am cold sashimi. Aquarius Jones has lighter delusions than us.
If I kidnap the tomato, would that start another war, Huggs?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 09, 2019, 01:02:33 AM
If I kidnap the tomato, would that start another war, Huggs?
Not even if you took the cheese.
Well, it feels like bedtime.
Goodnight everybody.
And now it's morning.
It's been too quiet here.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 09, 2019, 11:04:49 AM
It's been too quiet here.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 09, 2019, 11:38:23 AM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 09, 2019, 11:04:49 AM
It's been too quiet here.
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Aside from the poop thing.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 09, 2019, 11:04:49 AM
It's been too quiet here.
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Aside from the poop thing.
https://media.giphy.com/media/l4EpdWVFYX4qMpYLS/giphy.gif
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Wabbit loves her Drake!
It's the 200th page? Oh, boy!
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I didn't want to get eaten by monsters with good hearing.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 09, 2019, 12:34:23 PM
I didn't want to get eaten by monsters with good hearing.
(https://i.imgur.com/mwxf5tX.jpg)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 09, 2019, 02:56:55 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 09, 2019, 12:34:23 PM
I didn't want to get eaten by monsters with good hearing.
https://i.imgur.com/mwxf5tX.jpg
Is that rabbit cereal? No wonder it looks pissed!
I forgot to quote Old One before, and she got me again!
How do we celebrate the 200th page, Huggs?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 12:08:44 AM
How do we celebrate the 200th page, Huggs?
Fat man bellydancing and free coffee.
And we're about to hit 3,000 posts.
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 01:29:17 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 12:08:44 AM
How do we celebrate the 200th page, Huggs?
Fat man bellydancing and free coffee.
And we're about to hit 3,000 posts.
. . . I'll just take the coffee.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 01:55:26 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 01:29:17 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 12:08:44 AM
How do we celebrate the 200th page, Huggs?
Fat man bellydancing and free coffee.
And we're about to hit 3,000 posts.
. . . I'll just take the coffee.
It will be served to you, by the Grand Poobah of The Hairy Fat Guy Collective.
Jiggles McQueen.
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 02:44:21 AM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 12:08:44 AM
How do we celebrate the 200th page, Huggs?
Fat man bellydancing and free coffee.
And we're about to hit 3,000 posts.
. . . I'll just take the coffee.
It will be served to you, by the Grand Poobah of The Hairy Fat Guy Collective.
I think I'll make my own coffee.
The Hairy Fat Guy Collective probably doesn't make Rolston-fit coffee.
It's the most secret of secret formulas.
Your coffee is ready.
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I hired Big Ern to dance it over. We call this, the Rolston Shuffle.
I still got some Cadbury eggs leftover from the Food War.
What we don't have are tools to unsee this.
I'd send my bodyguard to retrieve it but he said no.
Count your blessings.
The nudist guy was cheaper and had better moves.
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 08:04:54 PM
Count your blessings.
The nudist guy was cheaper and had better moves.
Keep the coffee.
I should know better than to search the Recess Thread for Rolston-tier coffee.
We got Dufresne Decaf and Sulaco La Marzocco
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 08:14:59 PM
We got Dufresne Decaf and Sulaco La Marzocco
Dufresne Decaf sounds good.
I'll send Wierzbowski to pick it up.
Did we lose posts?
We lost a lot of posts.
Who's this Wierzbowski you speak of?
I think he works for James Cameron
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 08:27:04 PM
I think he works for James Cameron
He works for me.
Guards my tunnels in the yard and does my errands.
Is he the old man with one leg?
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 08:20:42 PM
Did we lose posts?
We lost a lot of posts.
It was Ye Old One.
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She snapped a ton of her posts out of existence.
He must be the guy who's scared to death of fireworks.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 10, 2019, 08:38:24 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 08:20:42 PM
Did we lose posts?
We lost a lot of posts.
It was Ye Old One.
https://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Thanos-Snap-1552933559.gif
She snapped a ton of her posts out of existence.
I figured.
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 08:40:04 PM
He must be the guy who's scared to death of fireworks.
Yeah. We're working on that.
Don't go in the shed during July.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 09:11:48 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 08:40:04 PM
He must be the guy who's scared to death of fireworks.
Yeah. We're working on that.
Don't go in the shed during July.
What harm could I possibly do?
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Back to Page 199. :laugh:
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 10, 2019, 09:22:07 PM
Back to Page 199. :laugh:
It's alright.
All that matters is that we're here together, and that we're having a good time.
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 09:20:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 09:11:48 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 08:40:04 PM
He must be the guy who's scared to death of fireworks.
Yeah. We're working on that.
Don't go in the shed during July.
What harm could I possibly do?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/68/64/0e/68640e7017216c6159bc4744ab8b557c.gif
Quite a bit.
I'm gonna have to start digging bigger tunnels under the yard.
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 09:30:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 10, 2019, 09:22:07 PM
Back to Page 199. :laugh:
It's alright.
All that matters is that we're here together, and that we're having a good time.
Yep it's definitely alright. If it wasn't I would have posted my angry face. >:(
But when it's funny I use my funny face. :laugh:
I'm an easy read ;D
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 10, 2019, 09:36:39 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 09:30:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 10, 2019, 09:22:07 PM
Back to Page 199. :laugh:
It's alright.
All that matters is that we're here together, and that we're having a good time.
Yep it's definitely alright. If it wasn't I would have posted my angry face. >:(
But when it's funny I use my funny face. :laugh:
I'm an easy read ;D
I was merely reinforcing the positive waves.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 09:36:06 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 09:20:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 09:11:48 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 08:40:04 PM
He must be the guy who's scared to death of fireworks.
Yeah. We're working on that.
Don't go in the shed during July.
What harm could I possibly do?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/68/64/0e/68640e7017216c6159bc4744ab8b557c.gif
Quite a bit.
I'm gonna have to start digging bigger tunnels under the yard.
The dwarves delve too greedily and too deep. Remember what happened to them?
Ye Old One told me she didn't Thanos snap her messages, so who knows what happened. ???
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 10, 2019, 09:59:36 PM
Ye Old One told me she didn't Thanos snap her messages, so who knows what happened. ???
I do.
I saw it being done.
It's no big deal though.
As long as my madness is preserved for future generations, I'm happy.
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 09:44:01 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 09:36:06 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 09:20:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 09:11:48 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 08:40:04 PM
He must be the guy who's scared to death of fireworks.
Yeah. We're working on that.
Don't go in the shed during July.
What harm could I possibly do?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/68/64/0e/68640e7017216c6159bc4744ab8b557c.gif
Quite a bit.
I'm gonna have to start digging bigger tunnels under the yard.
The dwarves delve too greedily and too deep. Remember what happened to them?
It's so Wierzbowski has room to hide during firework season. That is all. 🐰
M80's are great for making holes in the ground bigger.
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 10:34:51 PM
M80's are great for making holes in the ground bigger.
What about underground interior decorating?
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 10:57:04 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 10:34:51 PM
M80's are great for making holes in the ground bigger.
What about underground interior decorating?
Lots of chainmail and leather.
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 12:53:01 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 10:57:04 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 10:34:51 PM
M80's are great for making holes in the ground bigger.
What about underground interior decorating?
Lots of chainmail and leather.
We've already got a lovely armory down here.
It's all rabbit-sized, though.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 12:55:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 12:53:01 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 10, 2019, 10:57:04 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 10, 2019, 10:34:51 PM
M80's are great for making holes in the ground bigger.
What about underground interior decorating?
Lots of chainmail and leather.
We've already got a lovely armory down here.
It's all rabbit-sized, though.
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Right. I have to confess I've not seen or read any Lord of the Rings books.
I'm no ring nut.
But I remember that scene.
Anyways,
If you need bunny-sized AKs, we have 'em.
What do they shoot?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 01:03:14 AM
Right. I have to confess I've not seen or read any Lord of the Rings books.
Don't worry. I've never read the LotR movies or watched the LotR books either.
She just hops right over me.
She's just too bad.
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 02:00:19 AM
She's just too bad.
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Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 02:00:19 AM
She's just too bad.
Or her vision is just off.
(https://i.ibb.co/6B1mXzY/Screenshot-20190430-160110.jpg)
I'm just going to going to sit here and admire the glory that is the Hudson-wearing-a-busted-bunny-costume-head pic.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 02:05:18 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 02:00:19 AM
She's just too bad.
Or her vision is just off.
(https://i.ibb.co/6B1mXzY/Screenshot-20190430-160110.jpg)
From the top of the head down to the shoulders, it looks like a goomba.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 02:07:57 AM
I'm just going to going to sit here and admire the glory that is the Hudson-wearing-a-busted-bunny-costume-head pic.
The Recess Gallery
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I should bring back the bunny costume head.
Don't stick your face in it--
Spoiler
Spunkmeyer.
Quote from: The Old One on May 11, 2019, 02:28:16 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 01:48:15 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 01:03:14 AM
Right. I have to confess I've not seen or read any Lord of the Rings books.
Don't worry. I've never read the LotR movies or watched the LotR books either.
Rectify this obscenity.
To which obscenity needs rectumfrying?
The one that needs rectalfied.
Maybe my words need closer scrutiny.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 01:48:15 AM
Don't worry. I've never read the LotR movies or watched the LotR books either.
I know. I recognised the jest, I just wanted a reason' post the soundtrack(s).
Well, I believe I'll call it a night.
See you guys in the A.M.
It is already!
I still need my Dufresne Decaf.
Decaf? What be da point?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 02:15:03 PM
Decaf? What be da point?
It's the name of the coffee.
I'm not sure if it's actually decaf.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 02:24:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 02:15:03 PM
Decaf? What be da point?
It's the name of the coffee.
I'm not sure if it's actually decaf.
If it isn't decaf that would be truly odd. And misleading. And a lawsuit magnet I'd think.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 02:52:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 02:24:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 02:15:03 PM
Decaf? What be da point?
It's the name of the coffee.
I'm not sure if it's actually decaf.
If it isn't decaf that would be truly odd. And misleading. And a lawsuit magnet I'd think.
Huggs owns the store. What did you expect?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 03:10:21 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 02:52:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 02:24:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 02:15:03 PM
Decaf? What be da point?
It's the name of the coffee.
I'm not sure if it's actually decaf.
If it isn't decaf that would be truly odd. And misleading. And a lawsuit magnet I'd think.
Huggs owns the store. What did you expect?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DisfiguredMediumKakarikis-small.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 03:10:21 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 02:52:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 02:24:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 02:15:03 PM
Decaf? What be da point?
It's the name of the coffee.
I'm not sure if it's actually decaf.
If it isn't decaf that would be truly odd. And misleading. And a lawsuit magnet I'd think.
Huggs owns the store. What did you expect?
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DisfiguredMediumKakarikis-small.gif
Ask Huggs, not me.
It's a proprietary blend.
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This coffee shop is a Ferrell free zone
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 09:25:12 PM
This coffee shop is a Ferrell free zone
I can dig that.
I see you viewing who's online, Huggs.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 09:26:03 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 09:25:12 PM
This coffee shop is a Ferrell free zone
I can dig that.
I see you viewing who's online, Huggs.
I'm watching out for post deleting miscreants.
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 10:04:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 11, 2019, 09:26:03 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 09:25:12 PM
This coffee shop is a Ferrell free zone
I can dig that.
I see you viewing who's online, Huggs.
I'm watching out for post deleting miscreants.
All good, but where's my coffee? Dufresne Decaf with a hazelnut shot.
It was intercepted by the sisters.
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 10:45:36 PM
It was intercepted by the sisters.
. . .
Dammit.
I'll send a donut bag filled with horsesh*t, and hope they eat it.
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 10:48:47 PM
I'll send a donut bag filled with horsesh*t, and hope they eat it.
Make sure Voodoo doesn't get it on accident.
He should be able to tell the difference.
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 10:51:36 PM
He should be able to tell the difference.
This is Voodoo we're talking about.
I'll put a hazardous materials sticker on it.
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 10:58:22 PM
I'll put a hazardous materials sticker on it.
Hope and pray it works.
Do I get a refund, or should I put in a new order for coffee?
I drew a happy little turd on it, just in case.
And you were never charged.
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 11:24:20 PM
You were never charged.
Oh.
Well, in that case, I'll put in another order of Dufresne Decaf with a shot of hazelnut, and send Wierzbowski to pick it up.
Never heard of him.
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 11:37:32 PM
Never heard of him.
You'll know when he walks in the door. Tall, well-built, good shoulders, dark hair. Hell, set off a firework in the back; if he jumps, that's him.
Just give him the coffee and don't ask questions.
I'll have the cashier keep some sparklers lit.
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 11:45:31 PM
I'll have the cashier keep some sparklers lit.
Right. Ring me when it's received and paid for. We have good reception underground ever since we uprooted the monkey bars.
That was you?
Quote from: Huggs on May 11, 2019, 11:52:45 PM
That was you?
Yeah.
It was badly damaged in the Food War. Couldn't save it.
@$#%&*^÷=!!!!!!
Why do these donuts taste like shit??
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 11, 2019, 11:56:52 PM
@$#%&*^÷=!!!!!!
Why do these donuts taste like shit??
Because it is sh*t.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 12, 2019, 12:04:02 AM
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I told you to drop those off in the shower locker rooms, 'Ski.
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You left them out in the cafeteria, didn't you?
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 12, 2019, 12:07:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 12, 2019, 12:04:02 AM
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I told you to drop those off in the shower locker rooms, 'Ski.
You left them out in the cafeteria, didn't you?
I told him to take a walk, and get something to eat.
We left something else in there for you.
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From all of us here at the club, here's wishing a Happy Mother's Day, to the Mother of the Recess Thread.
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Don't worry, they're real chocolates, and Voodoo washed his hands. You'll only notice...a slight odor.
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We wanted to have a small chocolate Rolston made for you, but the lady behind the counter thought it was something filthy and threw us out.
Quote from: Huggs on May 12, 2019, 12:44:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 12, 2019, 12:07:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 12, 2019, 12:04:02 AM
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I told you to drop those off in the shower locker rooms, 'Ski.
You left them out in the cafeteria, didn't you?
I told him to take a walk, and get something to eat.
We left something else in there for you.
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From all of us here at the club, here's wishing a Happy Mother's Day, to the Mother of the Recess Thread.
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Don't worry, they're real chocolates, and Voodoo washed his hands. You'll only notice...a slight odor.
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We wanted to have a small chocolate Rolston made for you, but the lady behind the counter thought it was something filthy and threw us out.
You created this thread. All I did was post in it afterwards.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome
We are all a part of it.
Voodoo, Old One, Baron, everybody.
And we didn't forget about you Old One. My darn battery had to charge.
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From the gang at the Recess Thread :)
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I know I speak for the rest of the fellas when I say that we're awful blessed to have you ladies here with us. Happy Momma's Day.
Haha, thank you Huggs.
Quote from: The Old One on May 12, 2019, 03:48:16 AM
Haha, thank you Huggs.
I think the fingers are made of hotdogs. I don't know how those would go with cake.
We have chips though.
Quote from: Huggs on May 12, 2019, 03:52:38 AM
Quote from: The Old One on May 12, 2019, 03:48:16 AM
Haha, thank you Huggs.
I think the fingers are made of hotdogs. I don't know how those would go with cake.
We have chips though.
You should've trusted me with making the cake.
Indeed.
They turned blue on their own for some reason, but smelled safe enough.
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 02:04:45 AM
Indeed.
They turned blue on their own for some reason, but smelled safe enough.
The smell is not enough.
Thanks for the coffee. For a decaf coffee named after the legendary Andy Dufresne, it's not terrible.
It tastes like . . . hope.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:07:30 AM
It tastes like . . . hope.
I wonder if that's what Andy thought when he faced the chocolate fountain?
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 02:12:15 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:07:30 AM
It tastes like . . . hope.
I wonder if that's what Andy thought when he faced the chocolate fountain?
I doubt it.
We just installed a real chocolate fountain down here in my warren. You can choose between white, milk, and dark.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:28:33 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 02:12:15 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:07:30 AM
It tastes like . . . hope.
I wonder if that's what Andy thought when he faced the chocolate fountain?
I doubt it.
We just installed a real chocolate fountain down here in my warren. You can choose between white, milk, and dark.
Ooh.
Milk please.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:28:33 AM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:07:30 AM
It tastes like . . . hope.
I wonder if that's what Andy thought when he faced the chocolate fountain?
I doubt it.
We just installed a real chocolate fountain down here in my warren. You can choose between white, milk, and dark.
Ooh.
Milk please.
Stab a walnut with a toothpick and have at it.
I couldn't hurt a walnut.
That's barbaric.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:33:41 AM
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Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 02:12:15 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:07:30 AM
It tastes like . . . hope.
I wonder if that's what Andy thought when he faced the chocolate fountain?
I doubt it.
We just installed a real chocolate fountain down here in my warren. You can choose between white, milk, and dark.
Ooh.
Milk please.
Stab a walnut with a toothpick and have at it.
What did the walnut do to deserve this?
It's full of walnuts.
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 02:38:21 AM
I couldn't hurt a walnut.
That's barbaric.
Fine. Wierzbowski will do it for you.
Or would you rather dip fruit or something?
No hanging fruit either please.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 01:04:50 PM
No hanging fruit either please.
Everything is cut and peeled.
Should Drake's Donuts be dipped in chocolate?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 01:33:28 PM
Should Drake's Donuts be dipped in chocolate?
Yep.
Wait. We don't have any donuts. Did you bring donuts?
Drake brings the donuts.
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Huggsy brings the donut holes.
Baron brings Danny Devito.
Oh.
I guess Spunkmeyer's gotta bring something, too. Apparently, he's got a relative that sells pastries. (No, seriously, there's a pastry company called "Otis Spunkmeyer".)
Baron wasn't invited to this party.
But Baron taught Danny a special dance for the party.
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You better let them both off easy. Offer them each a stabbed walnut.
No walnuts.
They're getting crumbs of dried whole-wheat bread.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 01:49:09 PM
No walnuts.
They're getting crumbs of dried whole-wheat bread.
Whole wheat bread? You spoil them!
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I knew it! You do love them! ♡
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 02:01:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 01:49:09 PM
No walnuts.
They're getting crumbs of dried whole-wheat bread.
Whole wheat bread? You spoil them!
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I knew it! You do love them! ♡
It's stale.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 02:35:20 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 02:01:27 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 01:49:09 PM
No walnuts.
They're getting crumbs of dried whole-wheat bread.
Whole wheat bread? You spoil them!
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I knew it! You do love them! ♡
It's stale.
Ah. Then, cancel my last statement.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 01:49:09 PM
No walnuts.
They're getting crumbs of dried whole-wheat bread.
Whole wheat bread? You spoil them!
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I knew it! You do love them! ♡
It's stale.
Ah. Then, cancel my last statement.
You get . . . a stale bran muffin.
No Tuna Melt on Pumpernickel??
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That's Wierzbowski's lunch, no.
It was born bad.
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That's Wierzbowski's lunch, no.
Poor bast*rd.
Are you saying I can't cook?
No. It's just the pumpernickel.
Did the bread go bad?
No, Pumpernickel is just yucky.
But you love it, so I'll cut it some slack.
No Pumpernickel is born bad. A slice even threatened me once. I had to call the cops.
Did officer whole wheat respond?
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 10:22:55 PM
Did officer whole wheat respond?
You bet it did. White and Rye did squat, but whole wheat punched pumpernickel in the face, then dipped me and proceeded to french kiss me with curled salami.
#MostRomanticDayEver
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 14, 2019, 10:30:07 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 10:22:55 PM
Did officer whole wheat respond?
You bet it did. White and Rye did squat, but whole wheat punched pumpernickel in the face, then dipped me and proceeded to french kiss me with curled salami.
#MostRomanticDayEver
Tongue with whole wheat?
That sounds a little gross.
Well, I don't have whole wheat bread underground, so, buy a loaf before coming over.
If you start French-kissing in my warren, 'Ski's gonna throw you out.
You tell Warren it's none of his business who I'm kissin' on.
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 10:42:20 PM
You tell Warren it's none of his business who I'm kissin' on.
Not that kind of Warren. A rabbit warren, or tunnels.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 10:47:25 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 10:42:20 PM
You tell Warren it's none of his business who I'm kissin' on.
Not that kind of Warren. A rabbit warren, or tunnels.
If anybody tries to pull me out of the chocolate, their gonna wind up with a busted bowski and a kissy Warren.
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 10:51:18 PM
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Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 10:42:20 PM
You tell Warren it's none of his business who I'm kissin' on.
Not that kind of Warren. A rabbit warren, or tunnels.
If anybody tries to pull me out of the chocolate, their gonna wind up with a busted bowski and a kissy Warren.
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And I'll use whole wheat nunchucks.
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 11:13:02 PM
And I'll use whole wheat nunchucks.
A dear friend of mine tried using those on you in the war . . .
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And I'll use whole wheat nunchucks.
A dear friend of mine tried using those on you in the war . . .
I pulled them from his mangled turnip chariot.
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And I'll use whole wheat nunchucks.
A dear friend of mine tried using those on you in the war . . .
I pulled them from his mangled turnip chariot.
You pulled him, too. I had to take out the deadly Cadbury eggs to get him back.
He still has nightmares about your prison.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 14, 2019, 11:18:00 PM
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And I'll use whole wheat nunchucks.
A dear friend of mine tried using those on you in the war . . .
I pulled them from his mangled turnip chariot.
You pulled him, too. I had to take out the deadly Cadbury eggs to get him back.
He still has nightmares about your prison.
I don't know why.
We had plenty of satin and lots of Velcro.
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 11:19:46 PM
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And I'll use whole wheat nunchucks.
A dear friend of mine tried using those on you in the war . . .
I pulled them from his mangled turnip chariot.
You pulled him, too. I had to take out the deadly Cadbury eggs to get him back.
He still has nightmares about your prison.
I don't know why.
We had plenty of satin and lots of Velcro.
The bruises tell a different story.
I'm not the warden.
What the sisters did with their vegetables is none of my business.
Quote from: Huggs on May 14, 2019, 11:49:58 PM
I'm not the warden.
What the sisters did with their vegetables is none of my business.
Well, this explains a lot.
This is why he's nervous around broccoli.
According to the intake paperwork, he was very vocal about his dislike for broccoli from the beginning.
Quote from: Huggs on May 15, 2019, 12:18:06 AM
According to the intake paperwork, he was very vocal about his dislike for broccoli from the beginning.
Did not know that.
Either way, don't bring it up. Enjoy the chocolate fountain already.
This is the dirtiest fountain pool I've ever been in.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 15, 2019, 12:34:02 AM
This is the dirtiest fountain pool I've ever been in.
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Contamination! Aw, God! It's ruined!
My guest? No she's cleanish.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 15, 2019, 12:34:02 AM
This is the dirtiest fountain pool I've ever been in.
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That's because it's the septic overflow for Wild Billy's Chili Hut.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 15, 2019, 12:43:39 AM
My guest? No she's cleanish.
Doesn't matter. Naked bums don't belong in the fountain.
Toss 'em, 'Ski. Make sure they got their clothes and bags of stale bran muffins.
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Fine. I'll leave.
But I'm taking this banana split I found in the fountain with me.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 15, 2019, 01:08:42 AM
Fine. I'll leave.
But I'm taking this banana split I found in the fountain with me.
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I think Huggs dropped that.
You can have it. For free.
It's definitely Bowski's.
Quote from: Huggs on May 15, 2019, 01:54:30 AM
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Quote from: Huggs on May 15, 2019, 01:48:43 AM
It's definitely Bowski's.
How can you be sure?
"If found, please wash and return to Bowski"
How come this looks like Voodoo's handwriting? Is he trying to get my own bouncer fired?
Perhaps they were all just looking for a good time
Quote from: Huggs on May 15, 2019, 02:46:41 AM
Perhaps they were all just looking for a good time
That would be a serious violation of the code of conduct here.
Bowski is to blame.
Quote from: Huggs on May 15, 2019, 06:10:29 PM
Bowski is to blame.
Is not.
This has the makings of a Voodoo frame-up.
I'm just following the evidence.
Quote from: Huggs on May 15, 2019, 06:31:50 PM
I'm just following the evidence.
What evidence?
The chocolate, the chili overflow, the filthy inscriptions.
What's the alibi?
Quote from: Huggs on May 15, 2019, 07:31:49 PM
The chocolate, the chili overflow, the filthy inscriptions.
What's the alibi?
He was with me the whole time.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 15, 2019, 09:11:46 PM
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I see you back there, Voodoo.
Good.
Now which one looks more delicious....
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 15, 2019, 09:54:57 PM
Good.
Now which one looks more delicious....
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The one in front of your face.
This is normally settled with sniffing butts or finger licking.
Call it positive reinforcement.
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 01:43:44 AM
This is normally settled with sniffing butts or finger licking.
You're talking about the chocolate bunnies, right?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 01:59:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 01:43:44 AM
This is normally settled with sniffing butts or finger licking.
You're talking about the chocolate bunnies, right?
Yes indeed.
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 02:15:33 AM
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This is normally settled with sniffing butts or finger licking.
You're talking about the chocolate bunnies, right?
Yes indeed.
Well, good.
Still . . . just bite the chocolate, don't flipping sniff it.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 02:37:26 AM
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This is normally settled with sniffing butts or finger licking.
You're talking about the chocolate bunnies, right?
Yes indeed.
Well, good.
Still . . . just bite the chocolate, don't flipping sniff it.
I don't have the strength.
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 03:06:38 AM
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 01:59:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 01:43:44 AM
This is normally settled with sniffing butts or finger licking.
You're talking about the chocolate bunnies, right?
Yes indeed.
Well, good.
Still . . . just bite the chocolate, don't flipping sniff it.
I don't have the strength.
Fine. 'Ski will break the chocolate for you. I think those are the hollow ones anyway.
No, for sniffing.
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 05:02:28 PM
No, for sniffing.
. . .
Break it over his skull.
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 05:05:57 PM
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Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 05:02:28 PM
No, for sniffing.
. . .
Break it over his skull.
Okay.
Wow, that's some hard chocolate. I think he's dead.
He'll be fine. Worse has happened.
An ammo bag once exploded near him. Some chocolate should be fine.
Wait, were you talking about Voodoo?
No, he's really dead this time.
He was old you know?
You go eat some chocolate, and the boys and I will hide the body.
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 05:22:19 PM
No, he's really dead this time.
He was old you know?
You go eat some chocolate, and the boys and I will hide the body.
You freaking busted my Bowski?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's a Bowski? (Kicks dirt over drag marks)
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 06:34:48 PM
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's a Bowski? (Kicks dirt over drag marks)
Wierzbowski. My bodyguard. You (and much of the fanbase) called him "Bowski."
Never heard of him.
(Tosses bloody chocolate bar in the acid pit)
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:06:37 PM
Never heard of him.
(Tosses bloody chocolate bar in the acid pit)
You were talking to him a few hours ago.
I was at home watching TV.
(Chucks a wallet and cellphone in the furnace)
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:16:59 PM
I was at home watching TV.
(Chucks a wallet and cellphone in the furnace)
He got my coffee from your shop a couple days ago.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 07:21:21 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:16:59 PM
I was at home watching TV.
(Chucks a wallet and cellphone in the furnace)
He got my coffee from your shop a couple days ago.
Don't own one.
(Tosses garbage bags into furnace, starts unbuttoning pants)
Now if you'd excuse me, I have to change my clothes.
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:36:15 PM
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I was at home watching TV.
(Chucks a wallet and cellphone in the furnace)
He got my coffee from your shop a couple days ago.
Don't own one.
(Tosses garbage bags into furnace, starts unbuttoning pants)
Now if you'd excuse me, I have to change my clothes.
Do it in the restroom.
But...we are in the restroom.
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:40:25 PM
But...we are in the restroom.
What am I doing in the restroom?
(Voodoo walks in, sees us talking and the unbuttoned pants, walks out.)
Oh great, just great.
It's gonna take at least a week (buttons pants) to straighten this one out.
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:47:08 PM
(Voodoo walks in, sees us talking and the unbuttoned pants, walks out.)
Oh great, just great.
It's gonna take at least a week (buttons pants) to straighten this one out.
Could let Drake deal with it.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 07:52:08 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:47:08 PM
(Voodoo walks in, sees us talking and the unbuttoned pants, walks out.)
Oh great, just great.
It's gonna take at least a week (buttons pants) to straighten this one out.
Could let Drake deal with it.
No thanks, he's not my type. (Laces boots back up)
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:55:05 PM
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Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:47:08 PM
(Voodoo walks in, sees us talking and the unbuttoned pants, walks out.)
Oh great, just great.
It's gonna take at least a week (buttons pants) to straighten this one out.
Could let Drake deal with it.
No thanks, he's not my type. (Laces boots back up)
I meant let him deal with Voodoo.
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Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:47:08 PM
(Voodoo walks in, sees us talking and the unbuttoned pants, walks out.)
Oh great, just great.
It's gonna take at least a week (buttons pants) to straighten this one out.
Could let Drake deal with it.
No thanks, he's not my type. (Laces boots back up)
I meant let him deal with Voodoo.
Haven't you seen enough violence today?
(Turns dramatically to the side, raises right arm)
(Begins singing, floats upward and disappears into the ceiling)
(Is heard falling into the pots and pans 1 floor up)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7978792960/h587BAEDC/)
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:47:08 PM
(Voodoo walks in, sees us talking and the unbuttoned pants, walks out.)
Oh great, just great.
It's gonna take at least a week (buttons pants) to straighten this one out.
(https://i.imgur.com/BQiYuv4.gif?noredirect)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 16, 2019, 09:28:31 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:47:08 PM
(Voodoo walks in, sees us talking and the unbuttoned pants, walks out.)
Oh great, just great.
It's gonna take at least a week (buttons pants) to straighten this one out.
https://i.imgur.com/BQiYuv4.gif?noredirect
*shakes Voodoo*
Huggs killed Wierzbowski!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 09:29:56 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 16, 2019, 09:28:31 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 07:47:08 PM
(Voodoo walks in, sees us talking and the unbuttoned pants, walks out.)
Oh great, just great.
It's gonna take at least a week (buttons pants) to straighten this one out.
https://i.imgur.com/BQiYuv4.gif?noredirect
*shakes Voodoo*
Huggs killed Wierzbowski!
Oh no!!
That's horrible!!!!Spoiler
Who's Wierzbowski???
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 16, 2019, 09:28:31 PM
https://i.imgur.com/BQiYuv4.gif?noredirect
It's not what you guys think!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 09:29:56 PM
*shakes Voodoo*
Run Voodoo! She's trying to kill you too!
Quote from: Huggs on May 16, 2019, 09:37:15 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 16, 2019, 09:28:31 PM
https://i.imgur.com/BQiYuv4.gif?noredirect
It's not what you guys think!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 16, 2019, 09:29:56 PM
*shakes Voodoo*
Run Voodoo! She's trying to kill you too!
I'm bustin outta here!!!!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DelightfulShorttermAustralianshelduck-max-1mb.gif)
(https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--jLsEnz5c--/t_Preview/b_rgb:191919,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1480891244/production/designs/906241_1.jpg)
What's up
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 01:04:45 AM
What's up
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Nothing much. You?
Same ol' stuff.
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 01:22:34 AM
Same ol' stuff.
Yeah.
Want some hazelnut hot chocolate?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 17, 2019, 01:46:55 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 01:22:34 AM
Same ol' stuff.
Yeah.
Want some hazelnut hot chocolate?
(https://ohmy.disney.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Merchant-from-Aladdin-Begining-of-Film.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 01:53:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 17, 2019, 01:46:55 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 01:22:34 AM
Same ol' stuff.
Yeah.
Want some hazelnut hot chocolate?
(https://ohmy.disney.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Merchant-from-Aladdin-Begining-of-Film.jpg)
Yep.
Rich and creamy, with a dollop of whipped cream, and a cookie on the side.
May I pour some?
(https://joshubuh.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/disney_quotes_aladdin_merchant.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 02:05:21 AM
May I pour some?
(https://joshubuh.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/disney_quotes_aladdin_merchant.jpg)
'Ski pours.
But he's hiding in the shed because the neighbor rabbits have sparklers, so, go ahead.
I shall now pour the chocolate!
(https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/1a/66/5f/1a665f3d8f9d326582e4278494ff5542.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 02:15:05 AM
I shall now pour the chocolate!
https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/1a/66/5f/1a665f3d8f9d326582e4278494ff5542.jpg
Enjoy.
It contains the secret ingredient making every dessert fit enough to serve Mark Rolston . . . which I'm forbidden to tell anyone aside from my inner circle of bunnies. And Wierzbowski.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 17, 2019, 02:15:19 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 17, 2019, 01:46:55 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 01:22:34 AM
Same ol' stuff.
Yeah.
Want some hazelnut hot chocolate?
Baron's middle name is hazel.
I thought it was pecan.
Baron von hazel Marlon?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 17, 2019, 02:18:54 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 02:15:05 AM
I shall now pour the chocolate!
https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/1a/66/5f/1a665f3d8f9d326582e4278494ff5542.jpg
Enjoy.
It contains the secret ingredient making every dessert fit enough to serve Mark Rolston . . . which I'm forbidden to tell anyone aside from my inner circle of bunnies. And Wierzbowski.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 17, 2019, 02:15:19 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 17, 2019, 01:46:55 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 01:22:34 AM
Same ol' stuff.
Yeah.
Want some hazelnut hot chocolate?
Baron's middle name is hazel.
I thought it was pecan.
That's his parakeet.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 17, 2019, 02:18:54 AM
It contains the secret ingredient making every dessert fit enough to serve Mark Rolston . . . which I'm forbidden to tell anyone aside from my inner circle of bunnies. And Wierzbowski.
I'm slightly nervous.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/XRQS1ACHrAsg0/200_s.gif)
But intrigued.
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 02:21:38 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 17, 2019, 02:18:54 AM
It contains the secret ingredient making every dessert fit enough to serve Mark Rolston . . . which I'm forbidden to tell anyone aside from my inner circle of bunnies. And Wierzbowski.
I'm slightly nervous.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/XRQS1ACHrAsg0/200_s.gif
But intrigued.
Good.
It's the cocoa of champions.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ceHKRKMR6Ojao/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 17, 2019, 02:31:19 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 17, 2019, 02:21:38 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 17, 2019, 02:18:54 AM
It contains the secret ingredient making every dessert fit enough to serve Mark Rolston . . . which I'm forbidden to tell anyone aside from my inner circle of bunnies. And Wierzbowski.
I'm slightly nervous.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/XRQS1ACHrAsg0/200_s.gif
But intrigued.
Good.
It's the cocoa of champions.
Wow.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.caps.media%2F199%2F2-aladdin%2Ffull%2Faladdin-disneyscreencaps.com-87.jpg&hash=02b23765d0b13f42e86ac1eb44b1aab978058bef)
That was good.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 17, 2019, 02:34:29 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/ceHKRKMR6Ojao/giphy.gif
Gives new meaning to Tropic Thunder.
Today's been quiet.
Then let's make some noise.
Quote from: Huggs on May 18, 2019, 10:12:35 PM
Then let's make some noise.
Poke Hudson. That'll get you some noise.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 18, 2019, 10:35:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 18, 2019, 10:12:35 PM
Then let's make some noise.
Poke Hudson. That'll get you some noise.
Oh dear.
(https://www.atlantamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2011/09/0911_Deliverance11.jpg)
:laugh:
What do the bones say today Voodoo?
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Uh, what?
Shall we ride?
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/7c/91/887c91f2c0a4a8faecf87a90937b7508.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on May 18, 2019, 11:05:59 PM
Shall we ride?
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/7c/91/887c91f2c0a4a8faecf87a90937b7508.jpg
I'm gonna stay underground for a couple minutes.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 18, 2019, 11:17:30 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 18, 2019, 11:05:59 PM
Shall we ride?
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/7c/91/887c91f2c0a4a8faecf87a90937b7508.jpg
I'm gonna stay underground for a couple minutes.
Don't be long.
I can only hold the Tediz off for so long.
(https://pa1.narvii.com/6510/2105210aca420edf63e5d5a79507888f92c7bc23_hq.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on May 18, 2019, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 18, 2019, 11:17:30 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 18, 2019, 11:05:59 PM
Shall we ride?
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/7c/91/887c91f2c0a4a8faecf87a90937b7508.jpg
I'm gonna stay underground for a couple minutes.
Don't be long.
I can only hold the Tediz off for so long.
https://pa1.narvii.com/6510/2105210aca420edf63e5d5a79507888f92c7bc23_hq.gif
You'll have to pay me to use Wierzbowski. He can fling teddy bears miles away from here.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 19, 2019, 02:02:37 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 18, 2019, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 18, 2019, 11:17:30 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 18, 2019, 11:05:59 PM
Shall we ride?
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/7c/91/887c91f2c0a4a8faecf87a90937b7508.jpg
I'm gonna stay underground for a couple minutes.
Don't be long.
I can only hold the Tediz off for so long.
https://pa1.narvii.com/6510/2105210aca420edf63e5d5a79507888f92c7bc23_hq.gif
You'll have to pay me to use Wierzbowski. He can fling teddy bears miles away from here.
And I can fling Bowski. Who I need, is Drake.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 17, 2019, 02:34:29 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/ceHKRKMR6Ojao/giphy.gif
This goes great with Steely Dan's: "do it again".
Quote from: Huggs on May 19, 2019, 03:21:02 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 19, 2019, 02:02:37 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 18, 2019, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 18, 2019, 11:17:30 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 18, 2019, 11:05:59 PM
Shall we ride?
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/7c/91/887c91f2c0a4a8faecf87a90937b7508.jpg
I'm gonna stay underground for a couple minutes.
Don't be long.
I can only hold the Tediz off for so long.
https://pa1.narvii.com/6510/2105210aca420edf63e5d5a79507888f92c7bc23_hq.gif
You'll have to pay me to use Wierzbowski. He can fling teddy bears miles away from here.
And I can fling Bowski. Who I need, is Drake.
We're busy right now, but I'll let him know you're in need of his services.
Busy?
I'm out here protecting you from evil teddy bears for cryin' out loud.
Quote from: Huggs on May 19, 2019, 04:07:27 PM
Busy?
I'm out here protecting you from evil teddy bears for cryin' out loud.
We didn't know about it till now.
The signs were all there.
Why, just yesterday the headline was that the Teddy Nation was on the march.
Quote from: Huggs on May 19, 2019, 06:20:20 PM
The signs were all there.
Why, just yesterday the headline was that the Teddy Nation was on the march.
I thought that was Voodoo's casual rambling.
Do you think he's a double agent?
Quote from: Huggs on May 19, 2019, 08:05:37 PM
Do you think he's a double agent?
One can never tell.
There must be a way.
Then should we assume the worst?
A fuzzy rebellion is brewing.
Quote from: Huggs on May 19, 2019, 08:28:34 PM
Then should we assume the worst?
A fuzzy rebellion is brewing.
Good thing we've got spare Cadbury eggs.
Back after a few days. What happened with Old One?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 20, 2019, 02:53:48 AM
Back after a few days. What happened with Old One?
No clue.
Call off your teddy bears, dude. It sounds like Huggs is preparing for war.
Come on. Do I look evil to you?
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villainsfanon/images/0/0a/Teddy.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20170902042624)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 20, 2019, 07:37:01 PM
Come on. Do I look evil to you?
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villainsfanon/images/0/0a/Teddy.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20170902042624
Only if you get too close.
True. I do like the taste of fingers.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/Yfhlmp0ymgYsE/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5ce306c742572f5236389af9&rid=giphy.gif)
I don't think I should pick a side in teddy bears vs. vegetables.
I'll be a bunny Switzerland.
Always bet on fur.
Corn, of course, is a formidable force.
You two can get whatever you want from me. Cornbread machine guns, Cadbury eggs, whole wheat bombs.
Just pay shipping and handling and Wierzbowski will bring it your doorstep.
No, Huggs, you can't borrow Drake.
Quote from: Huggs on May 21, 2019, 02:44:49 AM
Corn, of course, is a formidable force.
Against fur? Doubtful.
Hairy corn maybe.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 21, 2019, 10:47:31 AM
You two can get whatever you want from me. Cornbread machine guns, Cadbury eggs, whole wheat bombs.
Just pay shipping and handling and Wierzbowski will bring it your doorstep.
No, Huggs, you can't borrow Drake.
You're dealing in whole wheat products?
Pumpernickel is a weapon of mass destruction. She's evil but not that evil.
Quote from: Huggs on May 21, 2019, 07:31:01 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 21, 2019, 10:47:31 AM
You two can get whatever you want from me. Cornbread machine guns, Cadbury eggs, whole wheat bombs.
Just pay shipping and handling and Wierzbowski will bring it your doorstep.
No, Huggs, you can't borrow Drake.
You're dealing in whole wheat products?
Only as a weapon.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 21, 2019, 08:03:05 PM
Pumpernickel is a weapon of mass destruction. She's evil but not that evil.
I make my employee's lunch with it, and he's been fine.
You must have cut the crusts off.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 21, 2019, 11:10:10 PM
You must have cut the crusts off.
On the wheat or the pumpernickel?
The pumpernickel of course.
Besides being deadly, the other problem with pumpernickel bread is it sounds like a question. Pump, or Nickel?
I always answer the Deli guy with "nickel" but I never get one. It's an outrage.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 22, 2019, 12:25:02 AM
The pumpernickel of course.
Besides being deadly, the other problem with pumpernickel bread is it sounds like a question. Pump, or Nickel?
I always answer the Deli guy with "nickel" but I never get one. It's an outrage.
Unlike other breads, there's flavor in the crust of pumpernickel, so we keep it.
It's good toasted.
(Runs naked across the playground screaming "YAHOO!")
(Grabs a piece of cheesecake without slowing down)
(Vanishes behind some bushes, and is heard going back inside)
Quote from: Huggs on May 24, 2019, 01:48:12 AM
(Runs naked across the playground screaming "YAHOO!")
(Grabs a piece of cheesecake without slowing down)
(Vanishes behind some bushes, and is heard going back inside)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
. . . You took his cheesecake.
He's welcome to fight me for it, and nobody wants to fight a naked guy.
Quote from: Huggs on May 24, 2019, 01:51:50 AM
He's welcome to fight me for it, and nobody wants to fight a naked guy.
I think Drake will fight you whether you got clothes on or not.
Wish you luck, though.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 24, 2019, 01:55:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 24, 2019, 01:51:50 AM
He's welcome to fight me for it, and nobody wants to fight a naked guy.
I think Drake will fight you whether you got clothes on or not.
Wish you luck, though.
You greatly underestimate me, and also the laxatives I took an hour ago as a defensive measure.
Quote from: Huggs on May 24, 2019, 01:59:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 24, 2019, 01:55:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 24, 2019, 01:51:50 AM
He's welcome to fight me for it, and nobody wants to fight a naked guy.
I think Drake will fight you whether you got clothes on or not.
Wish you luck, though.
You greatly underestimate me, and also the laxatives I took an hour ago as a defensive measure.
Does he like puddin' with his whuppins?
I try not to go into the stockpile from the Food War . . .
These coconut helmets should be enough. The Cadburys would be too much. Take the applesauce squeegee gun.
Such weapons only serve to strengthen me.
Send forth thine champion!
Quote from: Huggs on May 24, 2019, 02:08:27 AM
Such weapons only serve to strengthen me.
Send forth thine champion!
Alright.
. . .
This isn't gonna end well for either side, but I'm taking bets anyway.
Choose wisely.
Are these not the buns of a warrior?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchristinascucina.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F11%2FIMG_8894.jpg&hash=b7d9a81a240368742420183e8fc7678e61a34ed9)
Quote from: Huggs on May 24, 2019, 02:52:51 AM
Choose wisely.
Are these not the buns of a warrior?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fchristinascucina.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F11%2FIMG_8894.jpg&hash=b7d9a81a240368742420183e8fc7678e61a34ed9)
If they're not whole-wheat, then yes.
Just don't get bit.
Getting bit on the buns is rarely a negative experience.
Are they buttered?
Just baked with love.
With a flaky crust?
Smooth and supple, with a delightful firmness.
Emitting a pleasant aroma, with a taste that's guaranteed to make you come back for more.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/TGusxXuKeyt68/giphy.gif)
I bake everything with love . . .
Spoiler
. . . of Mark Rolston.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 24, 2019, 05:00:17 PM
I bake everything with love . . .
Spoiler
. . . And pumpernickel.
Fixed it.
Would you consider a whole wheat menu?
I feel wounded.
Oh, thank you.
Has anyone seen my cup of melted poop? It looks like hot chocolate.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
. . . Oh, God.
Put that cup down, Huggs! Put it down!
It's alright.
My good nature saved me.
I shared it with Drake first.
Quote from: Huggs on May 25, 2019, 12:59:15 AM
It's alright.
My good nature saved me.
I shared it with Drake first.
*closes tunnel*
But I'm already in the tunnel.
Quote from: Huggs on May 25, 2019, 01:04:57 AM
But I'm already in the tunnel.
Open the tunnel!
Open the tunnel!
Why on earth would you want to do that?
Quote from: Huggs on May 25, 2019, 03:24:13 AM
Why on earth would you want to do that?
I don't know!
Now now, don't panic.
Why does it smell like breadsticks down here?
Quote from: Huggs on May 25, 2019, 03:07:34 PM
Now now, don't panic.
Why does it smell like breadsticks down here?
Because I'm cooking!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSliQNsm-vly6HcWyOAH77VoE7IzTugwU5XOX8udVBdwejb7Pzo)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 25, 2019, 03:12:42 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSliQNsm-vly6HcWyOAH77VoE7IzTugwU5XOX8udVBdwejb7Pzo
You've burrowed into the subway.
Are you insane!
lmao burrowed.
Quote from: The Old One on May 25, 2019, 03:15:14 PM
Spoiler
(https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/8/23/706204.png)
So that was you peeking through the steam last night?
I eat fresh. ;)
:D
Quote from: Huggs on May 25, 2019, 03:13:41 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 25, 2019, 03:12:42 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSliQNsm-vly6HcWyOAH77VoE7IzTugwU5XOX8udVBdwejb7Pzo
You've burrowed into the subway.
Are you insane!
. . . Maybe.
I don't think you want to burrow into that subway.
Subtext!
Sub somethin'
Wink wink.
Spoiler
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2019/2/15/1962636/large.png)
Finger guns.
Quote from: The Old One on May 25, 2019, 03:39:22 PM
Sub somethin'
Wink wink.
Spoiler
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2019/2/15/1962636/large.png)
Finger guns.
You're too much! :laugh:
Quote from: The Old One on May 25, 2019, 03:39:22 PM
Sub somethin'
Wink wink.
Spoiler
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2019/2/15/1962636/large.png)
Finger guns.
I see your finger guns, and raise you sharks with frickin' lazerbeams on their heads.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fsuper-villain%2Fimages%2F9%2F91%2F3998596-dr-evil.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20140805055410&hash=b21dccea873ebc8043c9355c314c37c02e4bd5e0)
Quote from: Huggs on May 25, 2019, 05:54:13 PM
Quote from: The Old One on May 25, 2019, 03:39:22 PM
Sub somethin'
Wink wink.
Spoiler
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2019/2/15/1962636/large.png)
Finger guns.
I see your finger guns, and raise you sharks with frickin' lazerbeams on their heads.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/super-villain/images/9/91/3998596-dr-evil.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140805055410
I see your sharks with fricken lazorbeams on their heads and raise you rabbits with fricken Godzillas on their backs.
They'll be squashed into jelly!
Me
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DztPYu6XcAEf2rH.jpg:large)
Quote from: The Old One on May 25, 2019, 08:00:46 PM
Me
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DztPYu6XcAEf2rH.jpg:large)
We all feel that way sometimes. Just do whatever makes you the most comfortable.
And remember, you're our buddy, and you're one of us. Nothing you ever do or don't share is gonna change that.
Quote from: Huggs on May 25, 2019, 08:33:31 PM
Quote from: The Old One on May 25, 2019, 08:00:46 PM
Me
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DztPYu6XcAEf2rH.jpg:large)
We all feel that way sometimes. Just do whatever makes you the most comfortable.
And remember, you're our buddy, and you're one of us. Nothing you ever do or don't share is gonna change that.
Agreed!
Besides, where is Huggsy going to find another devoted Alien3 fan?
And where am I going to find another correct Predator mandible advocate?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/26xixQPjlEJNc3koo/giphy.gif)
Thank you y'all.
Quote from: Huggs on May 25, 2019, 06:38:21 PM
They'll be squashed into jelly!
They're big rabbits.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 26, 2019, 12:07:25 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 25, 2019, 06:38:21 PM
They'll be squashed into jelly!
They're big rabbits.
Oh dear.
If they mate, the world will end in 36 days.
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 01:15:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 26, 2019, 12:07:25 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 25, 2019, 06:38:21 PM
They'll be squashed into jelly!
They're big rabbits.
Oh dear.
If they mate, the world will end in 36 days.
Big rabbits or small Godzillas. Not sure yet.
The world can't end. I still have Michael Biehn calendars on backorder.
We're going to intercept them, and send you the Will Ferrell/guys of avpgalaxy hunka munka's calendars.
Rumor has it that September features a nude voodoo picking acorns off the ground.
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 01:23:01 AM
We're going to intercept them, and send you the Will Ferrell/guys of avpgalaxy hunka munka's calendars.
. . . Why?
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 01:23:01 AM
Rumor has it that September features a nude voodoo picking acorns off the ground.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SkeletalBronzeAcornwoodpecker-size_restricted.gif)
And the fold out requires two feet of horizontal wall space.
I was Mr. May
(https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--xOAm1w5X--/t_Preview/b_rgb:191919,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1446241111/production/designs/285923_1.jpg)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 26, 2019, 01:29:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 01:23:01 AM
Rumor has it that September features a nude voodoo picking acorns off the ground.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SkeletalBronzeAcornwoodpecker-size_restricted.gif
And the fold out requires two feet of horizontal wall space.
I'd heard about that, but hadn't confirmed anything yet.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 26, 2019, 01:24:29 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 01:23:01 AM
We're going to intercept them, and send you the Will Ferrell/guys of avpgalaxy hunka munka's calendars.
. . . Why?
Because we couldn't find anyone to buy them.
So you sabotaged my original product?
Sabotage is such a strong word.
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 01:43:30 AM
Sabotage is such a strong word.
Replacing Biehn with Voodoo picking acorns is sabotage.
But, that depends on who graces the December Christmas pic.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 26, 2019, 01:51:58 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 01:43:30 AM
Sabotage is such a strong word.
Replacing Biehn with Voodoo picking acorns is sabotage.
But, that depends on who graces the December Christmas pic.
Please remember, December is a cold month.
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 01:56:00 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 26, 2019, 01:51:58 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 01:43:30 AM
Sabotage is such a strong word.
Replacing Biehn with Voodoo picking acorns is sabotage.
But, that depends on who graces the December Christmas pic.
Please remember, December is a cold month.
Oh.
Is there no fluffy scarf and Santa suit?
Just a birthday suit.
But the cheeks are indeed red and rosy.
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 02:09:51 AM
Just a birthday suit.
But the cheeks are indeed red and rosy.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Alright, where are my regular calendars?
I'm glad you asked that.
I was just wondering the exact same thing.
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 02:34:29 AM
I'm glad you asked that.
I was just wondering the exact same thing.
You took them. You know where they are.
There's a boat dock in Wisconsin. It's the only one in the state. Ask for a guy named "big whiskey". He'll be the one with the hole in his head. If he asks you what time it is, don't panic. He should forget in a few seconds. If he doesn't, just run. Run like hell.
Quote from: Huggs on May 26, 2019, 02:55:55 AM
There's a boat dock in Wisconsin. It's the only one in the state. Ask for a guy named "big whiskey". He'll be the one with the hole in his head. If he asks you what time it is, don't panic. He should forget in a few seconds. If he doesn't, just run. Run like hell.
Fine. I'll send Wierzbowski.
I sent Bowski to Switzerland.
It's a top secret mission.
We may never see him again.
They have the best Army Knives.
I'll have to put out an ad for a new rabbit-butler.
I hear Michael Caine is free.
Quote from: Huggs on May 27, 2019, 09:04:09 PM
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I hear Michael Caine is free.
Don't know him.
Perfect.
I'll tell him you're interested.
Well, now, hang on, we still don't know if 'Ski will return from this Switzerland task.
It's a long term assignment.
Quote from: Huggs on May 27, 2019, 09:15:04 PM
It's a long term assignment.
So I need somebody I can trust. Someone who can know the secret uber-rich recipes I have to remain a true Rolstonite and head of the Drake fan club.
You just made me want Oreos.
It was like cold-war seduction.
I was unaware, yet my mind went right to the Oreos.
Am I being trained?
Quote from: Huggs on May 27, 2019, 10:34:39 PM
It was like cold-war seduction.
I was unaware, yet my mind went right to the Oreos.
Am I being trained?
Maybe.
Spoiler
*evil bunny face*
Soon you'll have me dancing the Cossack and looking for the fifty flying flittafoo's.
Quote from: Huggs on May 28, 2019, 02:55:57 AM
Soon you'll have me dancing the Cossack and looking for the fifty flying flittafoo's.
No, more like doing my grocery shopping without messing up.
So let's see.
Nutella, Oreos, a couple of hex bolts, some sandpaper and tomato soup right?
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2019, 01:00:15 AM
So let's see.
Nutella, Oreos, a couple of hex bolts, some sandpaper and tomato soup right?
Yep.
See, I knew that's what I forgot.
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2019, 01:02:34 AM
See, I knew that's what I forgot.
I'm not sure what to do with the hex bolts and sandpaper, though.
Save them for an elaborate escape attempt.
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2019, 01:11:07 AM
Save them for an elaborate escape attempt.
Or to rescue Wierzbowski.
I suppose you could just throw them at people.
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2019, 01:16:22 AM
I suppose you could just throw them at people.
That's what the Cadbury eggs are for.
Tasty yet fierce.
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2019, 01:36:10 AM
Tasty yet fierce.
Works best when they're frozen.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 11:55:25 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 10:53:43 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 02:12:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 01:51:30 AM
Works best when they're frozen.
Penguins?
No, chocolate eggs.
Who lays the eggs?
The chocolate rabbits, obviously.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 11:59:17 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 11:55:25 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 10:53:43 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 02:12:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 01:51:30 AM
Works best when they're frozen.
Penguins?
No, chocolate eggs.
Who lays the eggs?
The chocolate rabbits, obviously.
So the chocolate pigs I purchased from Baron don't lay eggs? What do they do then?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 01:22:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 11:59:17 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 11:55:25 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 10:53:43 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 02:12:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 01:51:30 AM
Works best when they're frozen.
Penguins?
No, chocolate eggs.
Who lays the eggs?
The chocolate rabbits, obviously.
So the chocolate pigs I purchased from Baron don't lay eggs? What do they do then?
Make chocolate bacon, slide it under Hudson's door, and don't do anything.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 01:37:03 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 01:22:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 11:59:17 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 11:55:25 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 10:53:43 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 02:12:57 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 01:51:30 AM
Works best when they're frozen.
Penguins?
No, chocolate eggs.
Who lays the eggs?
The chocolate rabbits, obviously.
So the chocolate pigs I purchased from Baron don't lay eggs? What do they do then?
Make chocolate bacon, slide it under Hudson's door, and don't do anything.
Done. I hope Huggsy recognizes it is Chocolate Bacon and not "presents" from Danny, Baron's French Poodle.
If it resembles bacon, we're good.
Luckily, I rarely eat bacon or chocolate.
What if we call it fatty ham in cocoa?
I only eat ham on Christmas Day.
And then it's just a small slice.
So I only eat one small slice of ham per year.
Hmm. You avoid it mostly for health reasons, religious, taste? Or does a fandom for Porky Pig drive this?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 08:17:47 PM
Hmm. You avoid it mostly for health reasons, religious, taste? Or does a fandom for Porky Pig drive this?
I've just never really cared for it.
I have no moral or religious objections to it.
The whole family will have a nice ham at Christmas, and that's about it.
There's a lot of unhealthy foods that I don't eat, simply because I just don't have a taste for them. I figure every bad thing I don't like, that's just a bonus.
So what's your favorite meat then?
Spoiler
Hurry up and answer before Baron chimes in!
This is why I can't entertain any of you.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 08:33:11 PM
So what's your favorite meat then?
Spoiler
Hurry up and answer before Baron chimes in!
Road Runner, of course.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cartoonbucket.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F08%2FWile.E-Coyote-Holding-Road-Runner-From-His-Neck.jpg&hash=aa4d97715edc61f55193f6b5b9d01e8cbf754b57)
And Rabbit, from time to time.
(https://www.desicomments.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Wile-E.-Coyote-With-Bunny.jpg)
Keeps me sexy.
(https://dan4kent.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wile-e-coyote-the-cunning.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2019, 09:10:26 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 08:33:11 PM
So what's your favorite meat then?
Spoiler
Hurry up and answer before Baron chimes in!
Road Runner, of course.
http://www.cartoonbucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Wile.E-Coyote-Holding-Road-Runner-From-His-Neck.jpg
And Rabbit, from time to time.
(https://www.desicomments.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Wile-E.-Coyote-With-Bunny.jpg)
Keeps me sexy.
(https://dan4kent.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wile-e-coyote-the-cunning.jpg)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 09:33:42 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2019, 09:10:26 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 08:33:11 PM
So what's your favorite meat then?
Spoiler
Hurry up and answer before Baron chimes in!
Road Runner, of course.
http://www.cartoonbucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Wile.E-Coyote-Holding-Road-Runner-From-His-Neck.jpg
And Rabbit, from time to time.
(https://www.desicomments.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Wile-E.-Coyote-With-Bunny.jpg)
Keeps me sexy.
(https://dan4kent.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wile-e-coyote-the-cunning.jpg)
https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif
I can't help it.
You're just too bad. ;)
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2019, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 29, 2019, 09:33:42 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2019, 09:10:26 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 08:33:11 PM
So what's your favorite meat then?
Spoiler
Hurry up and answer before Baron chimes in!
Road Runner, of course.
http://www.cartoonbucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Wile.E-Coyote-Holding-Road-Runner-From-His-Neck.jpg
And Rabbit, from time to time.
(https://www.desicomments.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Wile-E.-Coyote-With-Bunny.jpg)
Keeps me sexy.
(https://dan4kent.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wile-e-coyote-the-cunning.jpg)
https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif
I can't help it.
You're just too bad. ;)
(https://cdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cute-Rabbits-024.jpg)
Stop smiling like that. It creeps me out.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/DBa308wq8XTMs/giphy.gif)
Not again!!!
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/boy-meets-world-gif-4.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 29, 2019, 11:01:17 PM
Not again!!!
https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/boy-meets-world-gif-4.gif
I thought you liked that?
Now way. That bunny she draws. Those eyes.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1iUZa41YxKQtaJq0/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 30, 2019, 12:32:21 AM
Now way. That bunny she draws. Those eyes.
https://media.giphy.com/media/1iUZa41YxKQtaJq0/giphy.gif
That puppet looks genuinely concerned.
Quote from: Huggs on May 30, 2019, 09:35:17 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 30, 2019, 12:32:21 AM
Now way. That bunny she draws. Those eyes.
https://media.giphy.com/media/1iUZa41YxKQtaJq0/giphy.gif
That puppet looks genuinely concerned.
As do all of Wabbit's puppets.
Something strange is going on over there.
Have the spies reported back yet?
She found us out!!!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/cac54ef179a5f2c9d65f56cff0c9ae45/tenor.gif)
I know nothing. I saw nothing.
Quote from: Huggs on May 31, 2019, 12:01:05 AM
I know nothing. I saw nothing.
Spoiler
Hogan's Heroes reference!
I see you. :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on May 31, 2019, 12:48:37 AM
I see you. :laugh:
See me doing what?
Digging more tunnels?
Oh, I was just goofing around and saw you over in the who's online feature, viewing who was online, while I was viewing who was online too. I couldn't say "hi" there, so I did it here.
Quote from: Huggs on May 31, 2019, 12:59:16 AM
Oh, I was just goofing around and saw you over in the who's online feature, viewing who was online, while I was viewing who was online too. I couldn't say "hi" there, so I did it here.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 31, 2019, 12:36:25 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 31, 2019, 12:59:16 AM
Oh, I was just goofing around and saw you over in the who's online feature, viewing who was online, while I was viewing who was online too. I couldn't say "hi" there, so I did it here.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers?
R U B B E R B A B Y B U G G Y B U M P E R S.*hops away*
Rubby Rumpin' Boogie Bunkers
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Ew. And you wonder why no one else frequents this thread.
You against education?
Quote from: Huggs on May 31, 2019, 10:00:03 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 31, 2019, 09:41:00 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 31, 2019, 06:36:20 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 31, 2019, 06:34:09 PM
Quote from: Huggs on May 31, 2019, 06:32:18 PM
Rubby Rumpin' Boogie Bunkers
Sounds dirty.
Dry air is tough on the nostrils.
So are unmoisturized fingers.
Dry air makes for boogers. But if you must go in, it's best to go in dry.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IMJcSI8p6hYQXS/giphy.gif)
*flicks grape to revive thread*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 03, 2019, 01:59:18 AM
*flicks grape to revive thread*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/5f6f0453b568313455c9701227ac1f28/tenor.gif?itemid=5096321)
It's merely sleeping.
Which leads me to my next question.
Could synthetics fart? And if so, would it smell?
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 03, 2019, 04:57:03 AM
It's merely sleeping.
Which leads me to my next question.
Could synthetics fart? And if so, would it smell?
They have no digestive tract, so I don't think they can fart.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 03, 2019, 10:17:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 03, 2019, 04:57:03 AM
It's merely sleeping.
Which leads me to my next question.
Could synthetics fart? And if so, would it smell?
They have no digestive tract, so I don't think they can fart.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IMJcSI8p6hYQXS/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 03, 2019, 01:04:03 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 03, 2019, 10:17:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 03, 2019, 04:57:03 AM
It's merely sleeping.
Which leads me to my next question.
Could synthetics fart? And if so, would it smell?
They have no digestive tract, so I don't think they can fart.
https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IMJcSI8p6hYQXS/giphy.gif
I'm so glad I can teach you something, Voodoo.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 03, 2019, 01:05:18 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 03, 2019, 01:04:03 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 03, 2019, 10:17:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 03, 2019, 04:57:03 AM
It's merely sleeping.
Which leads me to my next question.
Could synthetics fart? And if so, would it smell?
They have no digestive tract, so I don't think they can fart.
https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IMJcSI8p6hYQXS/giphy.gif
I'm so glad I can teach you something, Voodoo.
I feel like I'm getting a lot smarter!!!
About what you ask?
Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/jkSD9GTmHNRt6VaUXp/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 03, 2019, 01:18:15 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 03, 2019, 01:05:18 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 03, 2019, 01:04:03 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 03, 2019, 10:17:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 03, 2019, 04:57:03 AM
It's merely sleeping.
Which leads me to my next question.
Could synthetics fart? And if so, would it smell?
They have no digestive tract, so I don't think they can fart.
https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IMJcSI8p6hYQXS/giphy.gif
I'm so glad I can teach you something, Voodoo.
I feel like I'm getting a lot smarter!!!
About what you ask?
Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/jkSD9GTmHNRt6VaUXp/giphy.gif)
I am a book of useless information.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 03, 2019, 01:19:37 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 03, 2019, 01:18:15 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 03, 2019, 01:05:18 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 03, 2019, 01:04:03 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 03, 2019, 10:17:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 03, 2019, 04:57:03 AM
It's merely sleeping.
Which leads me to my next question.
Could synthetics fart? And if so, would it smell?
They have no digestive tract, so I don't think they can fart.
https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IMJcSI8p6hYQXS/giphy.gif
I'm so glad I can teach you something, Voodoo.
I feel like I'm getting a lot smarter!!!
About what you ask?
Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/jkSD9GTmHNRt6VaUXp/giphy.gif)
I am a book of useless information.
You need to find a library of useless information to live in!
I do. It's called AvPGalaxy.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 03, 2019, 04:57:03 AM
It's merely sleeping.
Which leads me to my next question.
Could synthetics fart? And if so, would it smell?
How about Aliens? Acid farts?
Quote from: Samhain13 on Jun 03, 2019, 03:02:48 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 03, 2019, 04:57:03 AM
It's merely sleeping.
Which leads me to my next question.
Could synthetics fart? And if so, would it smell?
How about Aliens? Acid farts?
I'll bet that's the real source of the hole Hudson spit in.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SC1DXzNmyBE/hqdefault.jpg)
Quote from: Samhain13 on Jun 03, 2019, 03:13:26 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SC1DXzNmyBE/hqdefault.jpg
:laugh:
Quote from: Samhain13 on Jun 03, 2019, 03:13:26 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SC1DXzNmyBE/hqdefault.jpg
I'd also kill some space truckers if i couldn't poop properly.
That's also probably why Spunkmeyer hated the cornbread.
Perhaps it reminded him of an Arturian lover.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 03, 2019, 09:32:34 PM
Perhaps it reminded him of an Arturian lover.
Now he's in a long-term relationship with Pepto-Bismol.
High sex Ohio, ext kung pontoon commission. Inshore pliers can't levitate under hard questioning.
Verify Charles McKay sangria factors in certification format.
Oatmeal buns?
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 04, 2019, 02:32:20 AM
High sex Ohio, ext kung pontoon commission. Inshore pliers can't levitate under hard questioning.
Verify Charles McKay sangria factors in certification format.
Oatmeal buns?
I'm not waking Drake for this.
I watched Drake last night, actually.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 12:52:04 PM
I watched Drake last night, actually.
Why?
Mark to be specific. He has a low volume reocurring supporting role on the television series called
Bosch. I am two-thirds into season 5 and I watched another episode last night and *pop* there he was again!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:00:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 12:52:04 PM
I watched Drake last night, actually.
Why?
Mark to be specific. He has a low volume reocurring supporting role on the television series called Bosch. I am two-thirds into season 5 and I watched another episode last night and *pop* there he was again!
. . .
I need more. Are they actually using him, or are they wasting him like with
Supernatural?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 01:15:24 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:00:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 12:52:04 PM
I watched Drake last night, actually.
Why?
Mark to be specific. He has a low volume reocurring supporting role on the television series called Bosch. I am two-thirds into season 5 and I watched another episode last night and *pop* there he was again!
. . .
I need more. Are they actually using him, or are they wasting him like with Supernatural?
More wasting than using. It's a good show but his part has little meat to it.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:17:49 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 01:15:24 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:00:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 12:56:17 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 12:52:04 PM
I watched Drake last night, actually.
Why?
Mark to be specific. He has a low volume reocurring supporting role on the television series called Bosch. I am two-thirds into season 5 and I watched another episode last night and *pop* there he was again!
. . .
I need more. Are they actually using him, or are they wasting him like with Supernatural?
More wasting than using. It's a good show but his part has little meat to it.
I suddenly got very sad.
Rolston is still getting work, so don't be sad.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:23:19 PM
Rolston is still getting work, so don't be sad.
Yeah, but, still.
That's why I propose the next Predator movie has him in a leading role--with Michael Biehn as co-star.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 01:29:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:23:19 PM
Rolston is still getting work, so don't be sad.
Yeah, but, still.
That's why I propose the next Predator movie has him in a leading role--with Michael Biehn as co-star.
Huh. Actually that sounds pretty awesome. What a good idea. Just Michael Biehn alone jumping from Terminator, to Alien, and now to Predator would garner a lot of press coverage and positive buzz. And adding Rolston to that mix?
That's good thinking Wabbit!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:37:48 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 01:29:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:23:19 PM
Rolston is still getting work, so don't be sad.
Yeah, but, still.
That's why I propose the next Predator movie has him in a leading role--with Michael Biehn as co-star.
Huh. Actually that sounds pretty awesome. What a good idea. Just Michael Biehn alone jumping from Terminator, to Alien, and now to Predator would garner a lot of press coverage and positive buzz. And adding Rolston to that mix?
That's good thinking Wabbit!
I could write a script. I know people say novelists can't write screenplays, but I'd give it a shot. I kinda want it to be a blend of
Se7en and
Predator 2.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:37:48 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 01:29:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:23:19 PM
Rolston is still getting work, so don't be sad.
Yeah, but, still.
That's why I propose the next Predator movie has him in a leading role--with Michael Biehn as co-star.
Huh. Actually that sounds pretty awesome. What a good idea. Just Michael Biehn alone jumping from Terminator, to Alien, and now to Predator would garner a lot of press coverage and positive buzz. And adding Rolston to that mix?
That's good thinking Wabbit!
I could write a script. I know people say novelists can't write screenplays, but I'd give it a shot. I kinda want it to be a blend of Se7en and Predator 2.
Interesting. Investigating a streak of serial killings. Mostly horror and suspense versus action would suit your idea quite nicely, I think!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 02:40:03 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:37:48 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 01:29:16 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 01:23:19 PM
Rolston is still getting work, so don't be sad.
Yeah, but, still.
That's why I propose the next Predator movie has him in a leading role--with Michael Biehn as co-star.
Huh. Actually that sounds pretty awesome. What a good idea. Just Michael Biehn alone jumping from Terminator, to Alien, and now to Predator would garner a lot of press coverage and positive buzz. And adding Rolston to that mix?
That's good thinking Wabbit!
I could write a script. I know people say novelists can't write screenplays, but I'd give it a shot. I kinda want it to be a blend of Se7en and Predator 2.
Interesting. Investigating a streak of serial killings. Mostly horror and suspense versus action would suit your idea quite nicely, I think!
It could take place a couple years after
Predator 2. Both characters can be veteran investigators or something similar, because I think having one of them be a newbie would be a bit too close to
Se7en.
Yeah that would be too similair.
So I guess that means no "what's in the box" scene either? ;)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 03:02:47 PM
Yeah that would be too similair.
So I guess that means no "what's in the box" scene either? ;)
No. I need to really sit on this idea and perhaps actually write it.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 03:42:37 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 03:02:47 PM
Yeah that would be too similair.
So I guess that means no "what's in the box" scene either? ;)
No. I need to really sit on this idea and perhaps actually write it.
That would be extremely cool if you did!
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 04, 2019, 08:21:37 PM
Well, I figured it was about time I showed you guys a bit of myself.
So here I am, back when I was just a hugger. For some reason, the thumbnail seems a bit wonky. The full size looks fine though.
But yeah, that's me.
You were adorable.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 08:23:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 04, 2019, 08:21:37 PM
Well, I figured it was about time I showed you guys a bit of myself.
So here I am, back when I was just a hugger. For some reason, the thumbnail seems a bit wonky. The full size looks fine though.
But yeah, that's me.
You were adorable.
Keyword
were?
#ThatsSoMean
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 08:27:40 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 08:23:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 04, 2019, 08:21:37 PM
Well, I figured it was about time I showed you guys a bit of myself.
So here I am, back when I was just a hugger. For some reason, the thumbnail seems a bit wonky. The full size looks fine though.
But yeah, that's me.
You were adorable.
Keyword were?
#ThatsSoMean
Bustin my chops :laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heP1tAfr4i8
Quote from: The Old One on Jun 04, 2019, 08:44:50 PM
Goddamn it, now I'm going to have to do it aren't I?
Possibly.
Whatever it is, I hope it doesn't involve mustard.
Quote from: The Old One on Jun 04, 2019, 08:44:50 PM
Goddamn it, now I'm going to have to do it aren't I?
Now I get it.
Gosh Im tired.
Quote from: The Old One on Jun 04, 2019, 09:10:26 PM
It involves mustard.
Oh dear. Not mustard.
Art thou trying to makest me hurl?
What happened to the Huggsy picture?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 09:19:23 PM
What happened to the Huggsy picture?
Oh, you know.
Spoiler
I put it in photographic witness protection
I seriously hope you didn't feel self conscious brother. You were a cute kid.
Will you put it back up if I share a pic and put myself out there?
Here:
Spoiler
(https://thomasloebmd.com//wp-content/uploads/2016/08/man-buttocks-225x300.jpg)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 10:00:04 PM
I seriously hope you didn't feel self conscious brother. You were a cute kid.
Will you put it back up if I share a pic and put myself out there?
Here:
Spoiler
(https://thomasloebmd.com//wp-content/uploads/2016/08/man-buttocks-225x300.jpg)
Man, you really set yourself up with that one. ;)
Don't worry. I'm the least self conscious guy you'd ever meet.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 04, 2019, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 10:00:04 PM
I seriously hope you didn't feel self conscious brother. You were a cute kid.
Will you put it back up if I share a pic and put myself out there?
Here:
Spoiler
(https://thomasloebmd.com//wp-content/uploads/2016/08/man-buttocks-225x300.jpg)
Man, you really set yourself up with that one.
Self effacing humor is my speciality. That and club dancing.
Expected a teddy bear. Did not get teddy bear.
Oh, well, here's me.
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/54/fb/f054fb98d387bc30179fa03e1788a284.jpg)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 10:04:47 PM
Expected a teddy bear. Did not get teddy bear.
Oh, well, here's me.
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/54/fb/f054fb98d387bc30179fa03e1788a284.jpg)
I thought you were a blonde? ;)
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 04, 2019, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 10:00:04 PM
I seriously hope you didn't feel self conscious brother. You were a cute kid.
Will you put it back up if I share a pic and put myself out there?
Here:
Spoiler
(https://thomasloebmd.com//wp-content/uploads/2016/08/man-buttocks-225x300.jpg)
Man, you really set yourself up with that one. ;)
Don't worry. I'm the least self conscious guy you'd ever meet.
Welllll exsqueeeeeeeeze me! Then why pull it? Put yourself out there Deuce Bigalow! ;D
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 04, 2019, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 04, 2019, 10:04:47 PM
Expected a teddy bear. Did not get teddy bear.
Oh, well, here's me.
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/54/fb/f054fb98d387bc30179fa03e1788a284.jpg)
I thought you were a blonde? ;)
Technically, I am.
So what's with the 2 by 4 block of wood? You didn't smack Predator fans with it did you? Because if so I'm leaving!
Spoiler
;)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 04, 2019, 10:17:29 PM
So what's with the 2 by 4 block of wood? You didn't smack Predator fans with it did you? Because if so I'm leaving!
Spoiler
;)
I'm learning up against my door.
Well it's a nice pic Huggsy. Any brothers or sisters?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 05, 2019, 12:14:46 AM
Well it's a nice pic Huggsy. Any brothers or sisters?
None.
Tons of cousins though, and we were constantly together.
Ah.
It's a beautiful rainy day out there.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 07, 2019, 05:50:14 PM
Ah.
It's a beautiful rainy day out there.
Keep it. It's nice and sunny up here.
That's just voodoo with a big spotlight.
No spotlight here. Just a bright smile aimed from Jersey to New York.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/da/1c/6a/da1c6a80ed0e96fd22e6bcd8d07460b6.gif)
No wonder something stinks today.
I was in Wal-Mart the other day, and one of the employees didn't realize the PA was still active. I believe it was a supervisor. You could hear her talking. When she realized the intercom was still on she ran to turn it off, but not before hollering "f*ck". :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 07, 2019, 09:31:02 PM
I was in Wal-Mart the other day, and one of the employees didn't realize the PA was still active. I believe it was a supervisor. You could hear her talking. When she realized the intercom was still on she ran to turn it off, but not before hollering "f*ck". :laugh:
That would be the highlight of a weekly Wal-Mart trip.
Usually, it's the fifteen kids blocking an aisle.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 07, 2019, 09:38:36 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 07, 2019, 09:31:02 PM
I was in Wal-Mart the other day, and one of the employees didn't realize the PA was still active. I believe it was a supervisor. You could hear her talking. When she realized the intercom was still on she ran to turn it off, but not before hollering "f*ck". :laugh:
That would be the highlight of a weekly Wal-Mart trip.
Usually, it's the fifteen kids blocking an aisle.
Never had to deal with that at the store I go to. It's usually just bearded ladies and mental cases in safari gear looking for a remote control from the 90's to manipulate their universe.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 08, 2019, 02:58:15 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 07, 2019, 09:38:36 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 07, 2019, 09:31:02 PM
I was in Wal-Mart the other day, and one of the employees didn't realize the PA was still active. I believe it was a supervisor. You could hear her talking. When she realized the intercom was still on she ran to turn it off, but not before hollering "f*ck". :laugh:
That would be the highlight of a weekly Wal-Mart trip.
Usually, it's the fifteen kids blocking an aisle.
Never had to deal with that at the store I go to. It's usually just bearded ladies and mental cases in safari gear looking for a remote control from the 90's to manipulate their universe.
Ah. Yeah, I've found out every Wal-Mart has its own unique population.
Sits on swing.
Looks around.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 08, 2019, 07:31:41 PM
Sits on swing.
Looks around.
*hops by*
Just a normal bunny, just a normal bunny, just a normal bunny . . . goin' on a walk, gonna steal some lettuce . . . Am I talking to myself? Oh, crap.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 08, 2019, 07:48:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 08, 2019, 07:31:41 PM
Sits on swing.
Looks around.
*hops by*
Just a normal bunny, just a normal bunny, just a normal bunny . . . goin' on a walk, gonna steal some lettuce . . . Am I talking to myself? Oh, crap.
I wouldn't advise it. Rumor has it some indigenous tribe has set up camp on the other side of the fence line.
They cook rabbit, and dance to please the Sun God.
(Retreats to bushes with giant novelty binoculars)
(https://wwwcache.wralsportsfan.com/asset/voices/2017/01/26/16473956/cat_between_legs-400x242.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 08, 2019, 08:10:46 PM
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Little feetsies!
(https://media.tenor.com/images/287385b753d1af8ef29a55912cdc6e75/tenor.gif)
Feetsies.
Feetsies everywhere.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 09, 2019, 11:03:04 PM
Feetsies.
Feetsies everywhere.
Rabbits don't have toe beans. I wish they did, though.
Little squish beans for loves and tisses?
The cuteness gets to me.
Cute things and badass Marines.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention I saw a beer called "Voodoo Ranger IPA" on the drink list at the game last night.
I thought of our Voodoo Magic.
He's got people everywhere.
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Clearly you are with the league of shadows.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 11, 2019, 03:47:14 PM
Clearly you are with the league of shadows.
League of Voodoo
Huggs knows "making a rich cake" isn't a dirty joke among us, right?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 12, 2019, 02:05:35 AM
Huggs knows "making a rich cake" isn't a dirty joke among us, right?
I don't even know the things I forgot.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 12, 2019, 02:10:05 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 12, 2019, 02:05:35 AM
Huggs knows "making a rich cake" isn't a dirty joke among us, right?
I don't even know the things I forgot.
. . .
Never mind.
I'm here. My mind is just very tired.
I know it's not dirty. I'm glad your cake turned out nice rabbit.
I didn't mean to upset you.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 12, 2019, 02:39:48 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif
(https://media.tenor.com/images/6deacafc94e8c983ec44ad5b8be55318/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 12, 2019, 02:43:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 12, 2019, 02:39:48 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif
https://media.tenor.com/images/6deacafc94e8c983ec44ad5b8be55318/tenor.gif
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSliQNsm-vly6HcWyOAH77VoE7IzTugwU5XOX8udVBdwejb7Pzo)
Gimme.
Fart noise.
*uncontrollable laughter*
Uncontrollable gas.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 13, 2019, 12:09:29 AM
Uncontrollable gas.
Angry Hudson.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7sK3PuW4AEs7fg.jpg:small)
(https://i.imgur.com/zGHQb4O.gif?2)
A nuclear halo atop a psychotic fire-fisted marine. It could only be Hudson.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 13, 2019, 12:38:16 AM
A nuclear halo atop a psychotic fire-fisted marine. It could only be Hudson.
It's not game over, man. It's game over
for you, man!
And all that happens is he turns into a cake with feet underneath it.
Walks away across the table, pissed off but truly frosty.
Of course drake would just think he's a cake, and start swatting at him with the carving knife at 100mph like bishop did in the movie. That poor little Hudson cake. Running in circles on the table and dodging. Screaming like crazy until he trips on the chopsticks and goes headfirst into the fruity sh*t.
Only mildly disturbing but creative nonetheless, haha.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 13, 2019, 01:28:36 AM
Only mildly disturbing but creative nonetheless, haha.
Of course. It's gotta seem realistic. ;D
(https://media.giphy.com/media/eazHFXDcInC2A/giphy.gif)
Bad time for a muscle spasm.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 14, 2019, 02:39:03 AM
Bad time for a muscle spasm.
That's why Drake was the one to hold him.
Got that kung fu grip.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 14, 2019, 02:30:47 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/eazHFXDcInC2A/giphy.gif
Hudson is about to give birth in that gif.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 14, 2019, 02:40:58 AM
Got that kung fu grip.
Can't be the real Ultimate Badass without it.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jun 14, 2019, 02:56:47 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 14, 2019, 02:30:47 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/eazHFXDcInC2A/giphy.gif
Hudson is about to give birth in that gif.
Those darn arturians got him pregnant.
There must be a deleted scene revealing what happened to Hudson's son after childbirth...
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You know those big plastic swing seats that you put your legs through? The kind that were like a big rubber diaper?
I hated those.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 15, 2019, 07:36:11 PM
You know those big plastic swing seats that you put your legs through? The kind that were like a big rubber diaper?
I hated those.
Really? I remember liking those better than the other ones.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 15, 2019, 07:45:59 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 15, 2019, 07:36:11 PM
You know those big plastic swing seats that you put your legs through? The kind that were like a big rubber diaper?
I hated those.
Really? I remember liking those better than the other ones.
You couldn't launch out of them though. I needed clearance to fly.
Quote from: The Old One on Jun 15, 2019, 07:50:22 PM
As with all her prior hakaishins, Cus held a spotty relationship with Ramu. She was the oldest of her siblings, and as such, had gone through many mortal students. After millions of years, their lives sometimes would barely register as a flicker of her eye. There was never any tension to speak of - her universe was always a laid back one. Perhaps that was the problem. All the same, it was this satisfaction that would lead Ramu to say nothing, in that first century, when Cus brought a mortal man home with her, in the dead of the night. She always had her men. Sometimes women. Usually men. Always young. Always screaming, in one fashion or another; ranging in variety in a single night. Should he say anything, he wondered? Did the god he replaced deal with this same issue? Is this what he had meant when he told him upon his induction, "Let her keep her pets, unless you want to shit scorpions for a year?" Or perhaps the strange, century year long absences followed by phone calls asking for "Granny Centipede" were another clue. Her duty as attendant was perfect, otherwise. It was best to say nothing. After all, what sign of mischief was there, really? What cause for alarm? The endless parade of slightly blue-skinned, sometimes white-haired children she might occasionally be seen teaching, raising and caring for, on some mortal world? Her so-called "spider god cave," where she sometimes would capture livestock in a vast steel web of her own invention, before balling them up into cocoons and siphoning their life forces into a nearby garden, whose fruits and vegetables she would sell for money she would then simply throw away? Or even the times she would tell him, "I love having sinful, carnal sexual relationships with mortal men, raising families with them without my father's knowledge or consent, and sometimes freaking them the f**k out with insects and shit. Hey, don't tell anyone, or your millions of years of life will become an eternity of hell?" No, these were nothing. Flimsy pretexts for pointless worries, in an otherwise perfect relationship with one of the cosmo's brightest angels.
?
Quote from: The Old One on Jun 15, 2019, 07:50:22 PM
As with all her prior hakaishins, Cus held a spotty relationship with Ramu. She was the oldest of her siblings, and as such, had gone through many mortal students. After millions of years, their lives sometimes would barely register as a flicker of her eye. There was never any tension to speak of - her universe was always a laid back one. Perhaps that was the problem. All the same, it was this satisfaction that would lead Ramu to say nothing, in that first century, when Cus brought a mortal man home with her, in the dead of the night. She always had her men. Sometimes women. Usually men. Always young. Always screaming, in one fashion or another; ranging in variety in a single night. Should he say anything, he wondered? Did the god he replaced deal with this same issue? Is this what he had meant when he told him upon his induction, "Let her keep her pets, unless you want to shit scorpions for a year?" Or perhaps the strange, century year long absences followed by phone calls asking for "Granny Centipede" were another clue. Her duty as attendant was perfect, otherwise. It was best to say nothing. After all, what sign of mischief was there, really? What cause for alarm? The endless parade of slightly blue-skinned, sometimes white-haired children she might occasionally be seen teaching, raising and caring for, on some mortal world? Her so-called "spider god cave," where she sometimes would capture livestock in a vast steel web of her own invention, before balling them up into cocoons and siphoning their life forces into a nearby garden, whose fruits and vegetables she would sell for money she would then simply throw away? Or even the times she would tell him, "I love having sinful, carnal sexual relationships with mortal men, raising families with them without my father's knowledge or consent, and sometimes freaking them the f**k out with insects and shit. Hey, don't tell anyone, or your millions of years of life will become an eternity of hell?" No, these were nothing. Flimsy pretexts for pointless worries, in an otherwise perfect relationship with one of the cosmo's brightest angels.
I'd say she hasn't met the one yet.
Spoiler
The body of Kos brought a destiny to Yharnamites. When Willem first saw the corpse of the unknowable god being prodded by a young child with a stick, he discovered a plan formulating within him. After several hours of setting off firecrackers in its asshole, that plan was complete. After several more hours of stuffing frogs into Kos' mouth, that plan was... it was laid in Willem's mind. It would only take several more days of throwing m-80s at the body of she that fell from the heavens before that plan would begin. And that plan was to cut out peoples' eyes and shove them up their noses. That's probably the best way to get them to the brain. That way those eyes would open, and humans would at last be able to see something or another. Probably. Strangely, the first volunteers began to go insane. Huh. After a few more rounds of shooting roman candles into Kos' four week old corpse, Willem and his disciple, Laurence, had a schism of philosophy. Willem, who wished to continue carving out eyes and putting them in holes, and Laurence, who wished to keep f**king with Kos' corpse. The division was never reconciled, the corpse of Kos was abandoned, and the local fireworks factory went out of business. Such was the destiny of Yharnam, and the beginning of the end.
Plague of Gripes is S-tier.
I didn't know there was honey cornbread and spicy cornbread.
There's even cornless cornbread.
Neither did I.
Honey cornbread sounds a bit nasty.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 17, 2019, 02:33:44 AM
Neither did I.
Honey cornbread sounds a bit nasty.
I'll bet Spunkmeyer secretly likes it. It's like putting something on vegetables to get your kid to eat them.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 17, 2019, 02:36:04 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 17, 2019, 02:33:44 AM
Neither did I.
Honey cornbread sounds a bit nasty.
I'll bet Spunkmeyer secretly likes it. It's like putting something on vegetables to get your kid to eat them.
They couldn't fool me. I threw up in my glass and that was the end of the cheese covered broccoli.
I was devious, but successful.
Ah, the heat.
It's hot out there.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 19, 2019, 03:15:45 AM
Ah, the heat.
It's hot out there.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif)
Oh, wait, were you talking about the weather?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 19, 2019, 10:42:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 19, 2019, 03:15:45 AM
Ah, the heat.
It's hot out there.
https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif
Oh, wait, were you talking about the weather?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/NGtTbQEppBdv2/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 19, 2019, 10:42:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 19, 2019, 03:15:45 AM
Ah, the heat.
It's hot out there.
https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif
Oh, wait, were you talking about the weather?
You really are just too bad. ;)
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 19, 2019, 05:18:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 19, 2019, 10:42:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 19, 2019, 03:15:45 AM
Ah, the heat.
It's hot out there.
https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif
Oh, wait, were you talking about the weather?
You really are just too bad. ;)
I'm always bad when talking about Drake.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 19, 2019, 06:00:24 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 19, 2019, 05:18:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 19, 2019, 10:42:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 19, 2019, 03:15:45 AM
Ah, the heat.
It's hot out there.
https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif
Oh, wait, were you talking about the weather?
You really are just too bad. ;)
I'm always bad when talking about Drake.
I'm gonna have to talk about him more often.
And then there was two.
Peace out Recess Thread! Wait up Baron!
I guess . . . we run the playground now.
The Recess Thread: the role-playing game.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/Dados_4_a_20_caras_trans.png/220px-Dados_4_a_20_caras_trans.png)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jun 19, 2019, 06:45:47 PM
And then there was two.
Peace out Recess Thread! Wait up Baron!
I'd be broken. I'd be like Robin without his Batman. Opie without his Jax.
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I thought I was your Robin.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 19, 2019, 07:43:11 PM
I thought I was your Robin.
That would be weird.
Catwoman, definitely Catwoman.
Voodoo has to be Batman. He's the only one the nipples make sense on.
I'm leaning slightly towards the seedy underworld of Gotham. I may have to be a villain.
I thought Baron was a villain.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jun 19, 2019, 08:29:51 PM
I thought Baron was a villain.
He just works for Cobblepot.
The Clooney nipples told me so.
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Quote from: The Old One on Jun 19, 2019, 09:11:02 PM
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Are you questioning the legitimacy of Clooney nipple forecasting?
I saw extra-creamy whipped cream, but I didn't get it. Bad decision?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 20, 2019, 12:28:07 AM
I saw extra-creamy whipped cream, but I didn't get it. Bad decision?
It depends. Was it for ice cream or cake?
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 20, 2019, 01:15:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 20, 2019, 12:28:07 AM
I saw extra-creamy whipped cream, but I didn't get it. Bad decision?
It depends. Was it for ice cream or cake?
It's for fruit.
Ah.
You're fine then.
So how'd it turn out?
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 21, 2019, 06:20:02 PM
So how'd it turn out?
The fruit and whipped cream? Good.
Good deal. I was worried there for awhile.
Bananas are notoriously hard to catch once they know you're out to get them.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 21, 2019, 06:23:20 PM
Good deal. I was worried there for awhile.
Bananas are notoriously hard to catch once they know you're out to get them.
It was a berry platter. No bananas.
I had to pick out some really hairy raspberries, though.
Ah, well that explains the lack of missing bananas article I read the other day.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 21, 2019, 06:27:31 PM
Ah, well that explains the lack of missing bananas article I read the other day.
Hudson took them to make raunchy jokes during breakfast.
First he steals my bananas, and now he steals my breakfast routine.
What's up?
. . . I went to copy one of my pics and I hit "edit" instead. Screwed the whole thing up and I deleted it.
:'(
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 22, 2019, 02:25:34 AM
. . . I went to copy one of my pics and I hit "edit" instead. Screwed the whole thing up and I deleted it.
:'(
Ah.
Which one was it?
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 22, 2019, 02:29:36 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 22, 2019, 02:25:34 AM
. . . I went to copy one of my pics and I hit "edit" instead. Screwed the whole thing up and I deleted it.
:'(
Ah.
Which one was it?
The one with my three drawings, two had the googly-eyed bunny head, and the angry Hudson.
I remember that one.
You haven't lost it permanently have you?
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 22, 2019, 02:35:05 AM
I remember that one.
You haven't lost it permanently have you?
Nope, it's gone.
It will be missed.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 22, 2019, 02:42:26 AM
It will be missed.
Can always find it on my art thread.
And you can find angry Hudson a couple pages back in here.
Perhaps one day it shall return.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 22, 2019, 02:49:30 AM
Perhaps one day it shall return.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7sK3PuW4AEs7fg.jpg:small)
Doesn't count, but, still.
I remembered to hit "quote," not "modify."
There he is!
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 22, 2019, 02:52:02 AM
There he is!
Someone touched his food.
Better start runnin'.
The only thing that runs here is the gravy.
I want my bananas back.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 22, 2019, 02:57:40 AM
The only thing that runs here is the gravy.
I want my bananas back.
The bananas are gone.
Voodoo may have the big ones.
Summon the Cold Cream Guards!
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 22, 2019, 03:12:37 AM
Summon the Cold Cream Guards!
Nuts, do I gotta prep for battle, too?
These matters are best handled diplomatically. I sent 3 coconuts as a show of good faith.
Coconuts, huh?
Put it in some gin and he might take it.
Well, to be safe I lit them on fire and launched them via catapult.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 22, 2019, 11:37:39 PM
Well, to be safe I lit them on fire and launched them via catapult.
That's why the air smells so tropical today.
Must've caught his lotion supply on fire.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 22, 2019, 11:52:40 PM
Must've caught his lotion supply on fire.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
I have heard of an old Avon lady. She comes and goes from his sacred whereabouts. Some say she is a shape-shifter.
Ponies.
Quote from: The Old One on Jun 24, 2019, 04:40:41 AM
Ponies.
(Dramatic Gasp)
(https://s.mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-924698-1-Pinkie_big_gasp_3_S3E3.png)
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/616/299/889.gif)
Spoiler
(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/7f0e9003-5a84-43f8-acd0-7592e6857619/dcfgelx-2c07288e-3b44-4c99-b7d2-90b702d26b2a.gif?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzdmMGU5MDAzLTVhODQtNDNmOC1hY2QwLTc1OTJlNjg1NzYxOVwvZGNmZ2VseC0yYzA3Mjg4ZS0zYjQ0LTRjOTktYjdkMi05MGI3MDJkMjZiMmEuZ2lmIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.LUsOehF68eouD3i73q5CHQYnwhdWyLvI995WEZH5k20)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mM_mdow8_E
And Godzilla
(https://i1.wp.com/brian.carnell.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/godzilla-screaming.gif)
Only within the designated thread.
I like to think of this as somewhat of a black hole.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpixdaus.com%2Ffiles%2Fitems%2Fpics%2F5%2F78%2F18578_2d4285c54725fc29086e5390dc0f549d_mdsq.jpg&hash=da95abe87aaf47c439841400e5fcfe80f92c4d92)
Whee.
What if ACM was screwed up because of CA's conspiracy to make Isolation looks even more amazing?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 24, 2019, 09:31:35 PM
http://pixdaus.com/files/items/pics/5/78/18578_2d4285c54725fc29086e5390dc0f549d_mdsq.jpg
Whee.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/0f/1d/f00f1da4aa5ca8b7de82f96ea5487e0d.jpg)
Run, the "romance" begins anew!
I'm trying to think of a song where I can sing, "I can hear the noodles boiling" and it will match the music.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 24, 2019, 10:48:04 PM
I'm trying to think of a song where I can sing, "I can hear the noodles boiling" and it will match the music.
I don't think I can help you in that department.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 25, 2019, 01:29:58 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 24, 2019, 10:48:04 PM
I'm trying to think of a song where I can sing, "I can hear the noodles boiling" and it will match the music.
I don't think I can help you in that department.
It's okay.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
But what?
Oh no!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/dexterslab/images/9/95/CountingRobot.png/revision/latest?cb=20150329110008)
(https://www.atomicheritage.org/sites/default/files/Plumbbob-Hood%20%28CN80-2653%29%29%20LA-UR-06-1068.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 25, 2019, 01:44:01 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 25, 2019, 01:29:58 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 24, 2019, 10:48:04 PM
I'm trying to think of a song where I can sing, "I can hear the noodles boiling" and it will match the music.
I don't think I can help you in that department.
It's okay.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
But what?
Oh no!
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/dexterslab/images/9/95/CountingRobot.png/revision/latest?cb=20150329110008
https://www.atomicheritage.org/sites/default/files/Plumbbob-Hood%20%28CN80-2653%29%29%20LA-UR-06-1068.jpg
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Are we supposed to be concerned, or can we go back to sleeps?
Who knows?
Let's celebrate anyway.
Skumps!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/9/95/Sleeping-disneyscreencaps_com-3873.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110807005401)
Hey Voodoo, get a whiff of this stuff.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H6Smzvj6VFA/hqdefault.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small)
Here we have the latest in cornbread technology.
(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w780/gb1EB2iKOPvA3OTPLTXHAsPb7ek.jpg)
Highly unstable
(https://rymdfilm.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/05f954.jpg)
But once I get this last...one...
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Dammit
(https://image.shutterstock.com/image-vector/cute-cartoon-illustration-pile-ashes-260nw-796178776.jpg)
Cornbread basically turns Spunkmeyer into that perpetually angry cat that stays under the bed, always hisses when you walk into the room, and swipes at you with their claws if you get too close.
I react the same way to Collard Greens.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi53.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg64%2FPoorOldSpike%2Feyes-under-bed_zpsfedb637f.jpg%7Eoriginal&hash=1159b9668f16ddd57494ac236ec6e3db9f631579)
The Top Ten Frames from Alien is like the cool-kid thread.
Ten Frames from Aliens is the nerdy wannabe.
How much more Hudson does that thread need?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 26, 2019, 04:24:24 PM
The Top Ten Frames from Alien is like the cool-kid thread.
Ten Frames from Aliens is the nerdy wannabe.
How much more Hudson does that thread need?
Can it ever really have enough Hudson?
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 26, 2019, 06:43:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 26, 2019, 04:24:24 PM
The Top Ten Frames from Alien is like the cool-kid thread.
Ten Frames from Aliens is the nerdy wannabe.
How much more Hudson does that thread need?
Can it ever really have enough Hudson?
No.
Anybody got any fives?
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Quote from: Huggs on Jun 27, 2019, 01:43:04 PM
Anybody got any fives?
http://i2.wp.com/37.media.tumblr.com/27329487ec783d028f95e0336cedefa2/tumblr_n85ndmLRlI1rp0vkjo1_500.gif
I have five carrots.
I see your carrots and raise you 2 potatoes.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 27, 2019, 01:47:59 PM
I see your carrots and raise you 2 potatoes.
I see your two potatoes and raise you a bag of steamed peas.
Peas?
Oh God.
I fold.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 27, 2019, 02:12:57 PM
Peas?
Oh God.
I fold.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif)
I can't help it.
Peas make me like
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/crying-dieter-5071164.jpg)
Eat ur veggies
I do, but I draw the line at peas.
Keep them things away
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/man-weared-as-baby-angry-bed-looking-camera-very-37926017.jpg)
I said away!
(https://l7.alamy.com/zooms/05a8e7cc62c14f9db3dd487ba1f56b72/man-weared-as-baby-crying-in-bed-f5nw1k.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small)
You really outdid yourself with that picture you know?
That look on his face is just fantastic.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 28, 2019, 07:55:26 PM
You really outdid yourself with that picture you know?
That look on his face is just fantastic.
Really? I know I started laughing every time I just looked at the sketch. And I still laughed after tracing it with Sharpie, and shading it, but I thought it was just me.
I think it's funny as can be.
He looks like Apone is giving orders in the nude.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 28, 2019, 08:14:55 PM
I think it's funny as can be.
He looks like Apone is giving orders in the nude.
"Don't tell me to come here, man. Take Wierzbowski, man!"
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 28, 2019, 08:17:53 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 28, 2019, 08:14:55 PM
I think it's funny as can be.
He looks like Apone is giving orders in the nude.
"Don't tell me to come here, man. Take Wierzbowski, man!"
"Look into my cheeks"
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 28, 2019, 09:17:46 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 28, 2019, 08:17:53 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 28, 2019, 08:14:55 PM
I think it's funny as can be.
He looks like Apone is giving orders in the nude.
"Don't tell me to come here, man. Take Wierzbowski, man!"
"Look into my cheeks"
"Not me, man!"
"Talk to them Hudson!"
Well, now I need to make a really tearful crying Hudson cartoon for moments like this.
Have you lined up any questions for the Rolston interview?
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 29, 2019, 08:04:45 PM
Have you lined up any questions for the Rolston interview?
It probably won't happen for two years. Got plenty of time, so . . . not really.
For some reason, I thought it was sooner.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 29, 2019, 08:18:50 PM
For some reason, I thought it was sooner.
Nope. Later.
Talk to Hicks, not me.
So I was wrapping up my evening walk when I was attacked by mosquitos, giant dragonflies, horse flies, and bats. While swatting a large beetle off of my neck, I walked face first into a spider web. Nature apparently thought this was the perfect time to strike, and I was overcome by a swarm of gnats. Fighting my way through, I nearly tripped over a cat.
I was like Nordberg.
Mother nature wants a piece of Huggs
(https://i.imgur.com/IK3xlYX.gif)
There must be a reason for such thing...
(https://i.imgur.com/9BfYVFB.jpg)
I didn't do it.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 30, 2019, 10:52:54 AM
I didn't do it.
I could have sworn I heard one of the gnats whisper, "rabbit".
Of course, that could've been a frog saying Ribbit.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 30, 2019, 06:35:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 30, 2019, 10:52:54 AM
I didn't do it.
I could have sworn I heard one of the gnats whisper, "rabbit".
Of course, that could've been a frog saying Ribbit.
It was.
It's hot out there, but pretty.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 30, 2019, 07:17:11 PM
It's hot out there, but pretty.
Same.
I can't believe Voodoo skipped over me announcing I finally saw part of Terminator.
I gotta find out what kind of cake Michael Biehn likes, and whether or not it should be rich or fluffy.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 30, 2019, 07:45:30 PM
I gotta find out what kind of cake Michael Biehn likes, and whether or not it should be rich or fluffy.
A hint of both, and quite frosty.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 30, 2019, 07:45:30 PMI can't believe Voodoo skipped over me announcing I finally saw part of Terminator.
How far did you get? Didn't it hold your interest?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jul 01, 2019, 02:21:48 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 30, 2019, 07:45:30 PMI can't believe Voodoo skipped over me announcing I finally saw part of Terminator.
How far did you get? Didn't it hold your interest?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jun 29, 2019, 05:10:37 PM
I caught 20 minutes of Terminator on HDNMV. Reese's flashback of a giant robot tank to the beginning of a car chase.
It was awesome.
The Recess Thread Presents: Interview with an Alien
Now Mr xenomorph, I zee here zat you are depwessed?
"Right doctor, it's true! It's all true!" (Sobs uncontrollably)
Now now, zere must be no tears here. I need to be able to understand vat you are zaying.
"O...okay. Im...I'm fine now. I'm fine".
Ja, goot. Now, tell me about your childhoot.
"My childhood (sniffles) What is there to say? I was the product of a one night stand. My father was very young, my mother was a husky man in his late 40's. They never got along. I blame them both, quite honestly. Dad was always very clingy and possessive. Mom withheld affection. I mean, who just lays there and does nothing? They never talked to each other. There was no communication. Eventually, dad just gave up and died.
I mean, did she ever stop to think of how that made him feel?
(Shakes man doll)
YOU KILLED MY DADDY!"
Okay, I think I get ze picture. Let's continue. Zo, you ver born. And Zen what?
" Right. I was , I was born just 16 hours after conception. My life was hell, right from the start. From the moment I was born people were trying to kill me. Do you have any idea what that's like? Was a wall of flame the first thing you saw when you came out of the womb? I had to run for my life. You want to know where I spent my childhood? In an air vent. It was everything I could do to keep the lint out of my teeth. I had to eat rats. And I don't mean good, healthy normal rats. I mean starving, underweight, nasty little space rats. I had to eat them raw! I had no arms yet, nor cooking implements, let alone the knowledge to use them.
Nevertheless, I felt myself lucky. My cousin Eddie never even made it out of the hive. So that was my life, or at least my youth. Such as it was. Everything changed when I first started molting. That was very strange, because, you know, I didn't have any parents to help me work through it. One day you're just eating your rat, and a human voice echoes through the vents and all of a sudden something gets hard that wasn't hard before. You know what I'm saying?"
TO BE CONTINUED...
I'm picturing a German character from Hogan's Heroes interviewing this depressed Alien, for some reason.
I'm enthralled.
...Continued
Ja, I have zumvat of an idea.
"Yeah. Anyway I...I did what came natural. Instinct is a powerful thing. I followed the voices through the ductwork until I came to a vent of some kind. And I just stared for a while, you know, like the ninja turtles? If I could just get one, just one, I might finally be able to fully develop. Do you have any idea what it's like to be a 4 foot alien? It's embarrassing. I'm barely half the size of everyone else. Did I ask for this?
(Stares and points at doll)
Did I ask to be born?
DID I !?"
And zo veer hoonting?
"Ja I... yes. Yes I tried. Yet another giant embarrassment. I couldn't even stick to the ceiling. So there I was, having to slink around scared to death that I was going to be burned alive or worse, probably beaten to death with some pathetic human implement used for cleaning the waste units. It was two days before I finally found a reasonable target. Oh man, I was so ready. This was it. I could feel it. I slowly lowered myself down out of the vent. Of course, my feet couldn't reach the floor. Long story short (wince), I waited until he was alone and...did what nature programmed me to do. I hit hard, my assault was merciless. Pieces of him went flying everywhere. I screeched in triumph!"
And zis vas the...
(Looks down and twiddles fingers)
"Was a...(quietly) cardboard cutout".
Of Ze...
"Of Batman!" (Reaches for box of Kleenex)
And zis is ven you akvired your name?
"(Wipes nose and nods) Sh*t. That's what they said when they found me. Whatever they say when they see you for the first time, that's your name. That's how it works. Other guys, you know they get cool names like God or Holy Moses. Do you know what sh*t is? That's not what I am!" (Blows nose).
TO BE CONTINUED...
I like this. *grabs popcorn*
CONTINUED...
"...what is that? What are you writing there?"
Nuttzing impotent. Pleaze continue.
"So I ran. What else could I do? They had weapons. The small one, he threw something at me. It was yellow and round like a prey animal, and it made squeaky noises when it hit the wall. I assumed it was preparing to do something dangerous and I fled beneath a floor panel. I found a comfortable spot about a hundred or so yards away and squirmed my way into some piping. I don't know how long I was asleep. When I woke up, they were all gone."
Und you still yump at zkveeking?
"Actually I've started to get that under cont..."
SKVEEK!!!!!
(Jumps straight up and grabs onto the ceiling fan)
"You b@st@rd!!!"
(Sobs)
Now now, come down from zere. It was oonly an exercise pwooving zat your veers are unfoonded. Coom now, coom down.
"What guarantees do I have?"
I vill give you a teddy. (Holds up teddy bear).
(Slowly descends back down to couch) (grabs teddy, holds close)
Now, ze last zing you said vuz zat everybody vas gone. You ver all alone, yes?
"...so I thought".
TO BE CONTINUED
(https://media.tenor.com/images/287385b753d1af8ef29a55912cdc6e75/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2019, 11:12:32 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 02, 2019, 09:55:07 PM
https://media.tenor.com/images/287385b753d1af8ef29a55912cdc6e75/tenor.gif
Takin' a nap?
Nope. Just flopping.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 02, 2019, 11:23:41 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2019, 11:12:32 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 02, 2019, 09:55:07 PM
https://media.tenor.com/images/287385b753d1af8ef29a55912cdc6e75/tenor.gif
Takin' a nap?
Nope. Just flopping.
Sounds good.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactiongifs.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2Fgarfield_faceplant.gif&hash=a0e7aeca387b54067327528690054cb276d4bbcf)
You never know when it will happen.
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Still . . . awake . . .
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 04, 2019, 03:42:50 AM
Still . . . awake . . .
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small
Didja sleep?
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 04, 2019, 02:50:40 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 04, 2019, 03:42:50 AM
Still . . . awake . . .
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small
Didja sleep?
Yep. Feel better.
Would you blast me if I was an alien?
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 04, 2019, 09:07:50 PM
Would you blast me if I was an alien?
Good question.
To your unedited original post, I was going to say, "Watching Hogan's Heroes."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 04, 2019, 10:33:47 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 04, 2019, 09:07:50 PM
Would you blast me if I was an alien?
Good question.
A question you didn't answer.
Should I be concerned?
That means yes.
If I was an Alien, I wouldn't let them cocoon you.
Well, it'd be very awkward at the Schnitzel Dinner if I didn't. But I'd still save you.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 04, 2019, 11:35:27 PM
That means yes.
If I was an Alien, I wouldn't let them cocoon you.
Well, it'd be very awkward at the Schnitzel Dinner if I didn't. But I'd still save you.
They see nothing, and they know nothing.
They were not there. They did not even get up that morning.
I swear, it's so hot outside that I'm this close to watching a Christmas movie, just to fool myself into thinking it's winter for a few hours.
What's happenin?
(https://wallpapers-all.com/uploads/posts/2017-02/1_garfield.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 07, 2019, 02:05:24 AM
What's happenin?
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You ruined my wall, man . . .
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Oops
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Now I gotta get the paint.
Make sure to get my eyes right. ;D
All is quiet here on the playground today.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 08, 2019, 08:43:12 PM
All is quiet here on the playground today.
I'm thinking.
Ah.
I hope they're happy thoughts.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 08, 2019, 09:29:58 PM
Ah.
I hope they're happy thoughts.
They're all over the place.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 08, 2019, 10:17:55 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 08, 2019, 09:29:58 PM
Ah.
I hope they're happy thoughts.
They're all over the place.
Look into my eye
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Your thoughts will be highly categorized and full of happiness.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 08, 2019, 11:25:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 08, 2019, 10:17:55 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 08, 2019, 09:29:58 PM
Ah.
I hope they're happy thoughts.
They're all over the place.
Look into my eye
http://iphone.devhem.com/Hypnosis/wheel.gif
Your thoughts will be highly categorized and full of happiness.
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Hey, it worked!
Yeeeeeah Boy!!!
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Quote from: Huggs on Jul 10, 2019, 12:24:14 AM
Hey, it worked!
Yeeeeeah Boy!!!
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I'll have you know it's a traditional..ceremonial...thing.
In tickled fancy
I do dancy
Lovely, so they say.
It's truly vexing
Quite perplexing
Flexing, all the day.
This chicken soup
It tastes like poop
I'd like one that's not poopy
For lo I see
No celery
And chicken not so soupy
I dare to say
that something may
be stuck within your hair,
I'll get my bat
Remove your hat
My aim is true I swear
For seven Suns
I've got the buns
The stories have foretold,
They'll keep their form
Through thickest storm
Until they both grow old
And so I say
To those that may
Re-read these words with cheer,
It's never over
Til it's over
Watch, here, hold my beer
I am definitely doing a spider comic.
Everything will be calm and quiet in the first panel, with the Itsy-Bitsy Spider appearing just in the corner, near Hudson's dinner tray. He's looking at it with the same face you see in the honey cornbread comic.
In the second panel, Hudson is screaming bloody murder. Wierzbowski is looking at him with great concern, while Drake does not give a flying fart.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 12, 2019, 01:11:59 AM
I am definitely doing a spider comic.
Everything will be calm and quiet in the first panel, with the Itsy-Bitsy Spider appearing just in the corner, near Hudson's dinner tray. He's looking at it with the same face you see in the honey cornbread comic.
In the second panel, Hudson is screaming bloody murder. Wierzbowski is looking at him with great concern, while Drake does not give a flying fart.
I like it.
Will he defend himself?
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:15:21 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 12, 2019, 01:11:59 AM
I am definitely doing a spider comic.
Everything will be calm and quiet in the first panel, with the Itsy-Bitsy Spider appearing just in the corner, near Hudson's dinner tray. He's looking at it with the same face you see in the honey cornbread comic.
In the second panel, Hudson is screaming bloody murder. Wierzbowski is looking at him with great concern, while Drake does not give a flying fart.
I like it.
Will he defend himself?
Who, Hudson?
Yes.
With some cornbread?
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:17:26 AM
Yes.
With some cornbread?
Probably not. He's climbed onto Wierzbowski's shoulders and won't come down.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 12, 2019, 01:20:45 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:17:26 AM
Yes.
With some cornbread?
Probably not. He's climbed onto Wierzbowski's shoulders and won't come down.
Aww.
Bless his heart.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:22:20 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 12, 2019, 01:20:45 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:17:26 AM
Yes.
With some cornbread?
Probably not. He's climbed onto Wierzbowski's shoulders and won't come down.
Aww.
Bless his heart.
It's one of those little hairy spiders, too. Reminds him too much of the big hairy spiders they fought on a mission in the past.
Ah.
Sounds like we're going to get some backstory on those bug hunts.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:32:21 AM
Ah.
Sounds like we're going to get some backstory on those bug hunts.
You'd have to go to my FanFiction page for that. My drawing skills aren't as good as my writing. :P
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 12, 2019, 01:34:08 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:32:21 AM
Ah.
Sounds like we're going to get some backstory on those bug hunts.
You'd have to go to my FanFiction page for that. My drawing skills aren't as good as my writing. :P
Wow. Then your writing must be exceptional, because you draw very well.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:43:06 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 12, 2019, 01:34:08 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:32:21 AM
Ah.
Sounds like we're going to get some backstory on those bug hunts.
You'd have to go to my FanFiction page for that. My drawing skills aren't as good as my writing. :P
Wow. Then your writing must be exceptional, because you draw very well.
Exceptional might be a stretch (everything in my library is on my thread in the Fan Fiction board). It did win me a contest, and I've mentioned it's being turned into an audio drama, so . . . yeah . . .
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 12, 2019, 01:49:03 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:43:06 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 12, 2019, 01:34:08 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:32:21 AM
Ah.
Sounds like we're going to get some backstory on those bug hunts.
You'd have to go to my FanFiction page for that. My drawing skills aren't as good as my writing. :P
Wow. Then your writing must be exceptional, because you draw very well.
Exceptional might be a stretch (everything in my library is on my thread in the Fan Fiction board). It did win me a contest, and I've mentioned it's being turned into an audio drama, so . . . yeah . . .
Ah.
Must've named a character after me then. ;)
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 02:13:58 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 12, 2019, 01:49:03 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:43:06 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 12, 2019, 01:34:08 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 01:32:21 AM
Ah.
Sounds like we're going to get some backstory on those bug hunts.
You'd have to go to my FanFiction page for that. My drawing skills aren't as good as my writing. :P
Wow. Then your writing must be exceptional, because you draw very well.
Exceptional might be a stretch (everything in my library is on my thread in the Fan Fiction board). It did win me a contest, and I've mentioned it's being turned into an audio drama, so . . . yeah . . .
Ah.
Must've named a character after me then. ;)
Half the series was written before we met.
My references tend to be subtle (except for my plans of a "Major Percival," but only AvPGalaxy members will get that one).
I know. I was just being silly.
Neither of my names would fit in the aliens universe anyway. Huggs is too strange, and my real name makes me sound like a doctor.
Sometimes I wonder what I'd put on my armor though.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 02:35:57 AM
I know. I was just being silly.
Neither of my names would fit in the aliens universe anyway. Huggs is too strange, and my real name makes me sound like a doctor.
Sometimes I wonder what I'd put on my armor though.
Doctor characters do come into play quite a bit.
Read some of your work. I liked it.
The stuff with Bowski and Eliza was very sweet.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 04:08:03 PM
Read some of your work. I liked it.
The stuff with Bowski and Eliza was very sweet.
Aww, thanks.
So is that the one that's becoming a drama?
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 05:04:43 PM
So is that the one that's becoming a drama?
No. "Boreal Nightmare" is.
Someday I'll be in books a million, and I'll smile and say, "my friend wrote this".
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 12, 2019, 05:24:29 PM
Someday I'll be in books a million, and I'll smile and say, "my friend wrote this".
I hope that day comes.
Spoiler
And I hope Mark Rolston likes it because the majority of the stories are from Drake's POV.
You will, I know it.
Someday, Hicks will be reviewing one of your books on here.
Man, I'm all cozy and snugged down now.
I don't wanna move.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 13, 2019, 12:50:05 AM
You will, I know it.
Someday, Hicks will be reviewing one of your books on here.
Man, I'm all cozy and snugged down now.
I don't wanna move.
So am I.
You're snuggy too?
I'm almost cold, surprisingly.
But the colder things get the better I sleep.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 13, 2019, 01:07:00 AM
You're snuggy too?
I'm almost cold, surprisingly.
But the colder things get the better I sleep.
I'm just comfortable where I am.
Ah.
Like a cat.
Are you giving one of those indifferent cat looks to people when they walk by?
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 13, 2019, 01:22:27 AM
Ah.
Like a cat.
Are you giving one of those indifferent cat looks to people when they walk by?
I try. At my job, people have told me I look I'm sad.
They might just be worried about you. I would be if I thought you were upset.
If you do get sad, just imagine me and Voodoo singing opera in our underwear or something.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 13, 2019, 01:36:51 AM
They might just be worried about you. I would be if I thought you were upset.
If you do get sad, just imagine me and Voodoo singing opera in our underwear or something.
I'll try that next time.
Just please don't imagine me in tighty whiteys. Boxers only, preferably plaid. Solids or striped, sometimes polka dots, green, blue, red when they have them, never pink. The world's just not ready for that.
As for music, it's dealers choice. But preferably something involving the sea or anything German.
If you have to, Foggy Mountain Breakdown works, but I can't dance very well to it. Although I could chase voodoo around while firing suction cup arrows to it.
Were you reading "Ashen Mirror" when you said you read my stuff, Huggs?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 16, 2019, 11:59:25 PM
Were you reading "Ashen Mirror" when you said you read my stuff, Huggs?
Yeah. I believe so.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 17, 2019, 12:21:12 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 16, 2019, 11:59:25 PM
Were you reading "Ashen Mirror" when you said you read my stuff, Huggs?
Yeah. I believe so.
If you were enjoying it, I published a new chapter last night.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 17, 2019, 12:29:07 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 17, 2019, 12:21:12 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 16, 2019, 11:59:25 PM
Were you reading "Ashen Mirror" when you said you read my stuff, Huggs?
Yeah. I believe so.
If you were enjoying it, I published a new chapter last night.
I'm looking forward to reading it then. I really got sucked into it the other night.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 17, 2019, 12:41:38 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 17, 2019, 12:29:07 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 17, 2019, 12:21:12 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 16, 2019, 11:59:25 PM
Were you reading "Ashen Mirror" when you said you read my stuff, Huggs?
Yeah. I believe so.
If you were enjoying it, I published a new chapter last night.
I'm looking forward to reading it then. I really got sucked into it the other night.
Enjoy.
Good evening. I'm Arnold Butthang, and this is "Playground Gossip".
The search for extraterrestrial life came to an end this morning with the discovery of biological life forms on the recently colonized planetoid affectionately named "Planet X". Unfortunately, it appears the news is no call for celebration, as scientists have determined them to be primitive to the point of lacking any form of verbal or physical communication skills. On a day which so many generations of humanity longed to see, newspapers around the world deliver Headlines which will no doubt stifle the hopes and dreams of millions, "Alien life found at last, and it's dumber than sh*t". A representative for NASA declined to comment, but was overhead saying, "it's official, we are are not alone, but we may as well be".
And in other new, Bill Gates celebrated his 270th birthday yesterday on the moon. The party was marred only by a brief incident in which a 50ft coil of hose-pipe suddenly became self aware and attacked popular German pianist Salvador Mancini. During the attack, Mr Mancini was quoted as saying, (choking noise).
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I know I've struck gold when I get that look.
Just kill yourself Lucy. You can't help it, you can't even help yourself.
I know how she's feeling. 16-23 were the lowest years of my life.
Quote from: The Old One on Jul 18, 2019, 03:34:13 AM
Just kill yourself Lucy. You can't help it, you can't even help yourself.
We're here for you, and we're not going anywhere.
Quote from: The Old One on Jul 18, 2019, 03:34:13 AM
Just kill yourself Lucy. You can't help it, you can't even help yourself.
You can help yourself. You can help everyone, and you're not alone :)
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 18, 2019, 02:38:40 AM
I know I've struck gold when I get that look.
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I read the next chapter. It's wild seeing these characters on a more personal level, but I like it.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 20, 2019, 03:33:00 AM
I read the next chapter. It's wild seeing these characters on a more personal level, but I like it.
Thanks. New one was just posted.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 20, 2019, 10:54:07 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 20, 2019, 03:33:00 AM
I read the next chapter. It's wild seeing these characters on a more personal level, but I like it.
Thanks. New one was just posted.
Awesome.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 21, 2019, 03:52:06 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 20, 2019, 10:54:07 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 20, 2019, 03:33:00 AM
I read the next chapter. It's wild seeing these characters on a more personal level, but I like it.
Thanks. New one was just posted.
Awesome.
It is awesome.
Spoiler
Hudson gets in a lot of trouble during a workout.
Oh boy.
I'm planning on reading it tonight. I'm all sucked into it now.
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Sup?
Something could happen at any moment.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 25, 2019, 07:31:52 PM
Something could happen at any moment.
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Like that moment. Something could've happened right there.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 25, 2019, 07:42:15 PM
Like that moment. Something could've happened right there.
Exactly.
Well, now I'm all tense.
I'm gonna fart.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 25, 2019, 07:51:20 PM
Well, now I'm all tense.
I'm gonna fart.
That's probably why Hudson made that face.
Farts elicit all sorts of reactions.
Fear, love, sadness, etc.
How are you liking the book so far, if you don't mind me asking?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 26, 2019, 12:43:01 AM
How are you liking the book so far, if you don't mind me asking?
In some ways, it doesn't necessarily jive with what I'd personally expect from this particular group of people. But to see them in such vulnerable positions and in a more human light is sweet and refreshing. It's more like a family, and you're doing a great job at conveying that.
It's a good kind of different, and I'm enjoying it.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 26, 2019, 12:59:29 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 26, 2019, 12:43:01 AM
How are you liking the book so far, if you don't mind me asking?
In some ways, it doesn't necessarily jive with what I'd personally expect from this particular group of people. But to see them in such vulnerable positions and in a more human light is sweet and refreshing. It's more like a family, and you're doing a great job at conveying that.
It's a good kind of different, and I'm enjoying it.
Exactly what I was going for.
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I'm all sucked in now. I sit there reading about Bowski feeling nervous about affection and I'm like, "life is short, kiss her dammit!"
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 26, 2019, 02:30:32 AM
I'm all sucked in now. I sit there reading about Bowski feeling nervous about affection and I'm like, "life is short, kiss her dammit!"
You know, I laughed, and then I realized just how darkly true that is for Wierzbowski.
Unless he really lived and fled LV-426 to go back to Earth and resume showing his affection at a snail's pace.
She's gonna have to light a fire under that boy.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 26, 2019, 02:43:42 AM
She's gonna have to light a fire under that boy.
Again, funny and dark at the same time.
:P
Patience. Patience is key.
It was interesting, during the barn scene I was like "I'd totally kiss her on the forehead".
(Kisses forehead)
"Guess I'm not the only one" :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 26, 2019, 02:59:54 AM
It was interesting, during the barn scene I was like "I'd totally kiss her on the forehead".
(Kisses forehead)
"Guess I'm not the only one" :laugh:
By far, one of my favorite scenes to write.
The next chapter should be up tonight.
Awesome.
These seem to be coming pretty fast. I hope you're not pushing yourself too hard. A story is a story, but you're a person and that's far more important.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 28, 2019, 10:16:23 PM
Awesome.
These seem to be coming pretty fast. I hope you're not pushing yourself too hard. A story is a story, but you're a person and that's far more important.
I update every other day. It's never been a problem.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 28, 2019, 10:27:47 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 28, 2019, 10:16:23 PM
Awesome.
These seem to be coming pretty fast. I hope you're not pushing yourself too hard. A story is a story, but you're a person and that's far more important.
I update every other day. It's never been a problem.
I figured. You're very good at what you do.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 28, 2019, 10:37:22 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 28, 2019, 10:27:47 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 28, 2019, 10:16:23 PM
Awesome.
These seem to be coming pretty fast. I hope you're not pushing yourself too hard. A story is a story, but you're a person and that's far more important.
I update every other day. It's never been a problem.
I figured. You're very good at what you do.
Thanks. This is what makes me happy. If something was wrong, I'd say so.
Unlike Wierzbowski, who'd wait till the last minute to say something. :P ;D
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 28, 2019, 10:45:49 PM
This is what makes me happy.
Then I wish you a million stories.
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Levitation!
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 01, 2019, 12:40:51 AM
Levitation!
If the rabbits in your yard learn to fly . . . it's not my fault.
Perhaps I could find a book of spells at the farmers market. Wizardry is not my natural forte.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 01, 2019, 12:50:42 AM
Perhaps I could find a book of spells at the farmers market. Wizardry is not my natural forte.
It's not that hard. Just don't shake when waving your wand.
Makes me wonder if Merlin becomes dangerous when he gets hypoglycemic.
What chapter are you on?
Finished 8 last night.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 01, 2019, 11:59:12 PM
Finished 8 last night.
So you got past
Spoiler
Drake being a jerk in the pool and Wierzbowski and Dietrich's difficulties as student and teacher respectively.
Yeah. Drake screaming "save yourselves" had me in stitches.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 02, 2019, 12:04:12 AM
Yeah. Drake screaming "save yourselves" had me in stitches.
What else are you supposed to do when Hudson strips down to his skivvies in the gym? :laugh:
I guess the running away was good physical therapy.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 02, 2019, 12:21:53 AM
I guess the running away was good physical therapy.
For Drake or Hudson?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 02, 2019, 12:35:09 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 02, 2019, 12:21:53 AM
I guess the running away was good physical therapy.
For Drake or Hudson?
Drake got the exercise. Hudson just got dry.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 02, 2019, 12:39:21 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 02, 2019, 12:35:09 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 02, 2019, 12:21:53 AM
I guess the running away was good physical therapy.
For Drake or Hudson?
Drake got the exercise. Hudson just got dry.
He was pretty wet after Apone was done punishing him.
Training to go up against Drake, the master of aquatic warfare.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 02, 2019, 12:53:35 AM
Training to go up against Drake, the master of aquatic warfare.
The Aliens learned it from him, lol.
Perhaps he escaped afterall.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 02, 2019, 01:05:25 AM
Perhaps he escaped afterall.
Of course he did.
He's Drake.
:P
Marooned on lv426 with no hair and no Vasquez.
I wonder what became of him?
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 02, 2019, 01:16:39 AM
Marooned on lv426 with no hair and no Vasquez.
I wonder what became of him?
Angsted for a few days before finding a way off the rock.
I mean, the Aliens are too scared of him to touch him.
They tell Mark Rolston stories to scare the little chestbursters into behaving. ;D
The next chapter is a little late, but it's somewhat longer, so get cozy.
I should start my own radio station.
Stay tuned for "News Joy with Bob Shart"
"The world goes in, the facts come out". (tm)
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Step one towards world domination.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 04, 2019, 08:35:48 PM
Step one towards world domination.
Waking up Drake?
According to the handbook, yes.
To inflict terror into the hearts of men.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 04, 2019, 08:59:53 PM
To inflict terror into the hearts of men.
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And aliens, of course.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 04, 2019, 10:18:42 PM
And aliens, of course.
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If you're taking on Aliens, too, you'll need a Wierzbowski.
He needs to be spending more time working on that relationship back home.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 05, 2019, 03:35:17 AM
He needs to be spending more time working on that relationship back home.
He's doing his best, give him some kind of credit, haha.
I wonder if Drake will ever talk about great great great grandpa Bogs?
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 06, 2019, 01:37:24 AM
I wonder if Drake will ever talk about great great great grandpa Bogs?
He has to find out the relation first.
Spoiler
If cookie dough ice cream isn't the best gift, I don't know what is.
Sounds yummy. What are you celebrating?
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 07, 2019, 01:26:33 AM
Sounds yummy. What are you celebrating?
It's in the book.
Ah.
I need to get caught up.
Ye old Egg on the Pizza Thread gets a reference in the latest chapter.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 08, 2019, 12:19:31 AM
Ye old Egg on the Pizza Thread gets a reference in the latest chapter.
Does that make it an Easter egg?
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 08, 2019, 12:23:09 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 08, 2019, 12:19:31 AM
Ye old Egg on the Pizza Thread gets a reference in the latest chapter.
Does that make it an Easter egg?
Only for AvPGalaxy members.
A super secret then.
Known only to the chosen few.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 08, 2019, 12:26:41 AM
A super secret then.
Known only to the chosen few.
Yep.
Enjoy.
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Sup?
I was just reading chapter 9, and saw where the cat was knocking the glasses off. :laugh:
Nelson would've loved that.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 10, 2019, 01:43:29 AM
I was just reading chapter 9, and saw where the cat was knocking the glasses off. :laugh:
Nelson would've loved that.
Sweetie pushed off napkins. I never once saw her go for glasses.
She sounds like she was a good ol' gal. Nelson pushed off anything in his way. If he wanted to lay on a table, he'd push off the remotes, the coasters, the magazines, and anything else in his way. Then he'd stretch out and go to sleep.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 10, 2019, 01:55:36 AM
She sounds like she was a good ol' gal. Nelson pushed off anything in his way. If he wanted to lay on a table, he'd push off the remotes, the coasters, the magazines, and anything else in his way. Then he'd stretch out and go to sleep.
She had her naughty moments. Getting fur everywhere was her specialty.
I did have you in mind writing that scene. That at the egg pizza references.
Cool. I'll consider that my cameo. ;)
I'm just getting to the pineapple pizza. I wager that's going to affect morale.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 10, 2019, 02:03:06 AM
Cool. I'll consider that my cameo. ;)
I'm just getting to the pineapple pizza. I wager that's going to affect morale.
Spoiler
Spunkmeyer's. Everyone else gets a bit of a kick out of it.
Next chapter should be up tonight.
Never mind. It'll be up tomorrow morning. :(
It's finally up.
I see you.
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I saw you first.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 14, 2019, 03:45:35 PM
I saw you first.
Did not--oh, wait, yes, you did.
Well, I tried to tell ya.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 14, 2019, 04:17:35 PM
Well, I tried to tell ya.
I was in the middle of waking Drake.
Let the guy sleep.
He was up late with Vasquez.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 14, 2019, 04:24:51 PM
Let the guy sleep.
He was up late with Vasquez.
;D
That happens a lot.
Of course, there's always the possibility he was busy with pool noodle combat training.
He is a master of aquatic warfare, after all.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 15, 2019, 12:47:53 AM
Of course, there's always the possibility he was busy with pool noodle combat training.
He is a master of aquatic warfare, after all.
True.
I haven't featured that in a couple chapters.
Spoiler
He's busy with a massage.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 15, 2019, 01:01:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 15, 2019, 12:47:53 AM
Of course, there's always the possibility he was busy with pool noodle combat training.
He is a master of aquatic warfare, after all.
True.
I haven't featured that in a couple chapters. Spoiler
He's busy with a massage.
From Dietrich?
I bet there's going to be a love triangle.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 15, 2019, 01:20:03 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 15, 2019, 01:01:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 15, 2019, 12:47:53 AM
Of course, there's always the possibility he was busy with pool noodle combat training.
He is a master of aquatic warfare, after all.
True.
I haven't featured that in a couple chapters. Spoiler
He's busy with a massage.
From Dietrich?
I bet there's going to be a love triangle.
Nope. I give no spoilers.
Gads!
It must be a love rectangle!
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 15, 2019, 01:32:57 AM
Gads!
It must be a love rectangle!
Read it! No spoilers!
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Good Lord!
Apone must be in love with everybody!
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 15, 2019, 01:58:12 AM
Good Lord!
Apone must be in love with everybody!
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"A day in the Corp is like a day on the farm, if your farm is full of sexy marines. Double time it Hudson, shake that thang boy" - Sgt. Apone
If Wierzbowski camps out at his girlfriend's for a week, it's your fault.
He should have already.
Besides, there's no escaping a horny Apone.
Not once he's got you in his love reticle.
I should probably spoil that doesn't happen in the book.
I should hope not.
Though it would explain why Hudson was so glad to have only 4 weeks left.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 12:38:27 AM
I should hope not.
Though it would explain why Hudson was so glad to have only 4 weeks left.
The story takes place roughly 4 years before the movie.
Then Bowski has plenty of time to make that commitment.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 12:56:39 AM
Then Bowski has plenty of time to make that commitment.
If you light that fire under him.
That girl needs to tell him how it is.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 01:15:36 AM
That girl needs to tell him how it is.
She's too sweet for that. Almost.
She's an absolute sweetheart.
I hope he doesn't fall for Dietrich too, and create a mess.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 01:33:48 AM
She's an absolute sweetheart.
I hope he doesn't fall for Dietrich too, and create a mess.
I can guarantee that doesn't happen.
Good. I was worried there for awhile that he might mess up a good thing.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 01:46:58 AM
Good. I was worried there for awhile that he might mess up a good thing.
Nope. Dietrich even knows Wierzbowski's dating.
Well I hope he knows what he's got.
It's a good story, and I hope they make it.
Random bathroom thoughts: Mark Rolston should star in the next Godzilla movie.
Wouldn't work.
Godzilla has to have a chance at winning.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 08:14:17 PM
Wouldn't work.
Godzilla has to have a chance at winning.
. . . Don't give Rolston a smartgun?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 16, 2019, 08:32:31 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 08:14:17 PM
Wouldn't work.
Godzilla has to have a chance at winning.
. . . Don't give Rolston a smartgun?
Don't p*ss him off, and everything will be fine.
Piss him off, and everything becomes un-fine.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 08:35:18 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 16, 2019, 08:32:31 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 08:14:17 PM
Wouldn't work.
Godzilla has to have a chance at winning.
. . . Don't give Rolston a smartgun?
Don't p*ss him off, and everything will be fine.
Piss him off, and everything becomes un-fine.
Mark Rolston or Godzilla?
Drake mahn. Truly...Drake.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 08:41:04 PM
Drake mahn. Truly...Drake.
We need a movie where it's just one big brawl of every character Rolston's ever played.
Super Smash Rolstons
We all know it would come down to Drake and Bogs, though.
But you can't bring a shiv to a fight where your opponent is wielding a smartgun.
Well, that and bogs can't even see past his nose anymore.
Or move. ;)
Unless he has an automated smart gun attached to his wheelchair.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 08:55:44 PM
Well, that and bogs can't even see past his nose anymore.
Or move. ;)
Unless he has an automated smart gun attached to his wheelchair.
Drake would still win by a long shot.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 16, 2019, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 08:55:44 PM
Well, that and bogs can't even see past his nose anymore.
Or move. ;)
Unless he has an automated smart gun attached to his wheelchair.
Drake would still win by a long shot.
Sniper skills for the win.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 09:06:37 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 16, 2019, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 08:55:44 PM
Well, that and bogs can't even see past his nose anymore.
Or move. ;)
Unless he has an automated smart gun attached to his wheelchair.
Drake would still win by a long shot.
Sniper skills for the win.
I should ask Mark Rolston the question of which of these two characters would win in a hand-to-hand fight.
Drake.
He's got an age and attitude advantage.
Bogs was tough until he caught a club upside the face.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 09:23:47 PM
Drake.
He's got an age and attitude advantage.
Bogs was tough until he caught a club upside the face.
No, Bogs was done when Hadley shoved that club in his stomach. Andy hit him in the face with a film reel and he was still going.
Hit the stomach and he's done.
Kinda like how some cats won't let you do belly rubs.
Belly rubs and smooch attacks. Although most cats I've known actually love belly rubs, tisses all over their little moochables drives em' crazy.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 16, 2019, 09:37:59 PM
Belly rubs and smooch attacks. Although most cats I've known actually love belly rubs, tisses all over their little moochables drives em' crazy.
Sweetie would let me do her chest (she even leaned into it), but not the belly.
Nelson would kick me with his back feet when I gave him belly rubs.
Unless he was tired, then he would just roll around and do stretches.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 17, 2019, 12:26:45 AM
Nelson would kick me with his back feet when I gave him belly rubs.
Unless he was tired, then he would just roll around and do stretches.
How'd we go from Mark Rolston vs. Godzilla to cats?
That's the power of the recess thread.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 17, 2019, 12:57:10 AM
That's the power of the recess thread.
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I saw you, but I think I missed ya.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 18, 2019, 03:15:16 AM
I saw you, but I think I missed ya.
When and where?
Just a minute ago. But here you are.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 18, 2019, 03:18:42 AM
Just a minute ago. But here you are.
Was just going to bed.
Well, it is getting late.
Get some good sleep rabbit.
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What's got him on edge?
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 20, 2019, 12:56:50 AM
What's got him on edge?
Not sure. We think there's a moth in the showers.
Lure it out with some cornbread and unleash a salvo of blunt objects.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 20, 2019, 01:19:37 AM
Lure it out with some cornbread and unleash a salvo of blunt objects.
Spunkmeyer tried. Little booger won't move from that one corner stall that Hudson typically uses.
Drake's idea of setting the whole shower room on fire got shot down.
Have you considered an adhesive method?
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 20, 2019, 01:30:14 AM
Have you considered an adhesive method?
The duct tape disappeared.
I take it Apone has been stuck to the ceiling again?
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 20, 2019, 02:36:31 AM
I take it Apone has been stuck to the ceiling again?
Surprisingly, no.
Quality control just isn't what it used to be.
If tape won't hold superior officers to the ceiling, how could you trust it with anything else?
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 20, 2019, 02:42:02 AM
Quality control just isn't what it used to be.
If tape won't hold superior officers to the ceiling, how could you trust it with anything else?
The last time I saw any tape, it was holding together a bouquet of flowers in 'Ski's room.
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This isn't the end.
Oh thank heaven's. I was about to shave my head and bend spoons with my mind.
We found bent spoons by the showers.
Eew.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 21, 2019, 03:59:03 PM
Eew.
Pretty sure Hudson was eating some frozen pudding before the moth showed up.
Thus, the spoons became instruments of destruction?
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 21, 2019, 08:44:12 PM
Thus, the spoons became instruments of destruction?
They once became an instrument of love when Wierzbowski ran out of flowers from the exercise yard. All he did was paint the spoons random colors and sent them on their way.
I must warn you, I'm feeling all tackle huggly.
(Hunkers down in grass. Does the kitty cat butt wiggle)
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 22, 2019, 12:45:13 AM
I must warn you, I'm feeling all tackle huggly.
(Hunkers down in grass. Does the kitty cat butt wiggle)
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(Pounces)
(Misses and hits fire hydrant)
"Ashen Mirror" should be updated within the next half-hour.
I'm behind on reading it.
The family and I will be having to put the last little one down this weekend. She's a 17 year old papillon, and to say she has been the center of all our lives is putting it mildly. This will almost be worse than Nelson.
Consequently, it's been difficult to read anything of length lately. My focus keeps going back to what's coming. My father is so upset that we're honestly concerned about him having some kind of medical issue once it's all done. She's basically his whole world, and he's going to be lost without her.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 22, 2019, 11:42:53 PM
I'm behind on reading it.
The family and I will be having to put the last little one down this weekend. She's a 17 year old papillon, and to say she has been the center of all our lives is putting it mildly. This will almost be worse than Nelson.
Consequently, it's been difficult to read anything of length lately. My focus keeps going back to what's coming. My father is so upset that we're honestly concerned about him having some kind of medical issue once it's all done. She's basically his whole world, and he's going to be lost without her.
I wish I could say more than "I understand," but that's the only thing coming to mind now.
There's nothing to do but to get through it.
We've done this a lot, but it's different this time because she has been the light of our lives since she was born, and because of the reason she's having to be put down.
She's not passing away from any disease. She's just so old that her body is suffering from the effects of old age. Her joints are so bad that she constantly falls, she's basically blind, she has sundowners syndrome so she's up crying all night because she's uncomfortable and she can't sleep. She can still eat, but she has to be hand fed and she can only eat special food. Sometimes she gets pancreatitis which causes her severe pain and nausea. And plenty more is wrong with her.
She's basically existing from one day to the next and requires constant care just to maintain basic life functions. The only consolation is that she's had along and perfect life. And this will also be the last pet that has to be put down that's basically a member of the family. The rest are just farm cats that come and go as they please. So this should be the last grave I ever have to dig. I'm sick and tired of burying my babies.
I still wish I had something better to say. It's not something I'm used to in the slightest.
It's alright. It's just one of those things that's going to be what it's going to be.
They were going to do it today, but decided against it. We know the veterinarians very well, and they're going to let the folks bring her in on Sunday when it's closed and there's no other customers there. There'll be no waiting and it should be a more quiet and peaceful environment.
If you do feel like reading, the story's been updated.
I shouldn't have dumped all that on you.
I'm sorry.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 23, 2019, 01:50:33 AM
I shouldn't have dumped all that on you.
I'm sorry.
I'm here for you to dump stuff like that on. I owe you a listen after all you've done after Sweetie passed.
Thanks rabbit.
If I were to design a predator, he'd been incredibly small. He'd cut off the feet of his prey, and he'd have a wall of toes in his trophy room.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 28, 2019, 05:56:05 AM
If I were to design a predator, he'd been incredibly small. He'd cut off the feet of his prey, and he'd have a wall of toes in his trophy room.
Are his victims still alive, then?
Possibly, but they're not going anywhere fast if they are.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 28, 2019, 03:39:33 PM
Possibly, but they're not going anywhere fast if they are.
Ouch.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 28, 2019, 05:28:40 PM
If you could do that, I see no reason why you can't hold the secret to herding cats as well.
Oh, I do.
And . . . what is that secret?
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 28, 2019, 06:24:09 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 28, 2019, 05:44:33 PM
And . . . what is that secret?
Spoiler
it's the cat food
Spoiler
Ah.
I guess I should hope you have lots of ultra-rich cake in your next dream.
There's only so much room for sweet stuff in my dreams.
But I'll try, I promise.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 28, 2019, 06:43:57 PM
There's only so much room for sweet stuff in my dreams.
But I'll try, I promise.
Perhaps a cake was all Andy needed to be left alone, haha.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 28, 2019, 06:59:30 PM
Dats a good one.
A hunk of rich vanilla cake with a thick layer of frosting.
Might be some dirt in it, but who cares when you haven't seen cake in over a decade.
:laugh:
Most times I'm alone in my dreams. I kind of like it that way. But having you there felt really nice. You're welcome back anytime.
Now if I can just get voodoo to make an appearance as an old blind man selling bottle caps on the highway.
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 28, 2019, 07:07:03 PM
:laugh:
Most times I'm alone in my dreams. I kind of like it that way. But having you there felt really nice. You're welcome back anytime.
Now if I can just get voodoo to make an appearance as an old blind man selling bottle caps on the highway.
"Where did you get this shit?"
"Baked it. You know how to bake, you ignorant f**k?"
I was somewhere else in my own dreams. How I popped up, I don't know. :P
"Get busy bakin', or get busy fryin'".
"You strike me as a particularly frosty and creamy cake. It raises my blood sugar just to look at you. By the power vested in me by the state of Maine, I hereby order you to be served for two meals, back to back. One for each of your layers. So be it."
Quote from: Huggs on Aug 28, 2019, 07:39:25 PM
"Get busy bakin', or get busy fryin'".
"You strike me as a particularly frosty and creamy cake. It raises my blood sugar just to look at you. By the power vested in me by the state of Maine, I hereby order you to be served for two meals, back to back. One for each of your layers. So be it."
This might be the best thing I've ever read.
I was going to include something about the butt steak, but we're talking dessert here.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Aug 29, 2019, 12:47:11 AM
"They call him . . . Doo' Di."
". . . What?"
It's pronounced doodie. He was dishonorable, but still gets aarp benefits.
He only goes out on meatloaf Tuesday
I'm gonna have to find something else for you to read when "Ashen Mirror" wraps up.
I could read futures and charge $5 a pop.
We could make millions!
Things got slow around here.
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Thank you, Huggs.
I'm definitely happy nine of the last twelve months were spent in the Recess Thread.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 01, 2019, 06:35:23 PM
Thank you, Huggs.
You're welcome Rabbit.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 01, 2019, 06:35:23 PM
I'm definitely happy nine of the last twelve months were spent in the Recess Thread.
Me too.
There were ups and downs, but a lot more ups. It was a good year.
Yes it was.
Above all else, I'm just glad you're here.
Hey, Huggs...
https://fox17.com/news/local/why-are-more-snakes-slithering-around-middle-tennessee-this-summer
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 01, 2019, 07:59:36 PM
Hey, Huggs...
https://fox17.com/news/local/why-are-more-snakes-slithering-around-middle-tennessee-this-summer
Snakes actually haven't been that bad in this area so far this year, which is kind of unusual.
But I'm not complaining.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 02, 2019, 05:37:51 PM
He could lift full grown men off the ground with zero effort. Serrated tail, claws and teeth. Furthermore, I believe the novelization of Alien 79 implied they could even regrow appendages, so he's not going to die from blood loss or be weakened for long by a lost limb.
He's a freight train of death. They had nothing too formidable with which to fight. For all intents and purposes, they truly were f**ked.
Sure, the prisoners on Fury 161 were screwed, but if Bogs Diamond's great-great-great-great grandson can kill Aliens, surely the prisoners of Shawshank have a chance.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 02, 2019, 09:15:04 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 02, 2019, 05:37:51 PM
He could lift full grown men off the ground with zero effort. Serrated tail, claws and teeth. Furthermore, I believe the novelization of Alien 79 implied they could even regrow appendages, so he's not going to die from blood loss or be weakened for long by a lost limb.
He's a freight train of death. They had nothing too formidable with which to fight. For all intents and purposes, they truly were f**ked.
Sure, the prisoners on Fury 161 were screwed, but if Bogs Diamond's great-great-great-great grandson can kill Aliens, surely the prisoners of Shawshank have a chance.
Just Brooks. Because nobody would suspect him, and he's read a lot of wildlife magazines.
Heywood wouldn't do very well. Likely, the worst.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 02, 2019, 09:59:58 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 02, 2019, 09:15:04 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 02, 2019, 05:37:51 PM
He could lift full grown men off the ground with zero effort. Serrated tail, claws and teeth. Furthermore, I believe the novelization of Alien 79 implied they could even regrow appendages, so he's not going to die from blood loss or be weakened for long by a lost limb.
He's a freight train of death. They had nothing too formidable with which to fight. For all intents and purposes, they truly were f**ked.
Sure, the prisoners on Fury 161 were screwed, but if Bogs Diamond's great-great-great-great grandson can kill Aliens, surely the prisoners of Shawshank have a chance.
Just Brooks. Because nobody would suspect him, and he's read a lot of wildlife magazines.
Heywood wouldn't do very well. Likely, the worst.
Never turn your back on an old man. There's a reason the Sisters never bothered him.
Heywood makes Fatass take it first.
Fatass is dead. Hadley forced fed him cow pies until he choked to death.
Andy is hiding in a sewer pipe somewhere.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 02, 2019, 10:09:46 PM
Fatass is dead. Hadley forced fed him cow pies until he choked to death.
Andy is hiding in a sewer pipe somewhere.
I need to write this crossover.
Red: Dammit, can't see sh*t in here, all you can do is smell it.
Andy: I think it's this way.
Red: There's only one godd*mn way TO go.
Andy: 300 more yards, and we should be right under the wardens office.
Red: I'll take it. Even he can't smell this bad.
Heywood: (stares through floor grate) What the f*ck are y'all doin' down in there?
Red: Jesus Heywood! Would you shut the hell up!?
Heywood: I found some of those rocks you were lookin' for. Look here.
Red: Heywood no, what the hell are you...
(Heywood shoves the rocks through the grate. They splash down into the sewage, spraying Red with lukewarm dookie. It's up his nose and in his mouth. He spits and wipes his face, but the poop on his hands just makes it all worse)
(A hiss is heard. Heywood stares down the dark tunnel in front of him)
Heywood: ...fat@$$?
Under no circumstances would I ever want to kill off Heywood . . . but you're making too much sense here.
I really need to write this thing.
Well, I wouldn't kill him off too early.
There's all kinds of mayhem you can put Heywood through.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Huggs on Sep 02, 2019, 10:57:53 PM
Well, I wouldn't kill him off too early.
There's all kinds of mayhem you can put Heywood through.
Spoiler
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Spoiler
I forgot he was in The Mist.
I've written him as a protagonist before. I can do it again (been two years, though).
Did he find the right rocks?
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 02, 2019, 11:16:22 PM
Did he find the right rocks?
No, but he got himself and Floyd arrested.
Who's great great great grandfather would he be?
Spunkmeyer?
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 02, 2019, 11:18:23 PM
Who's great great great grandfather would he be?
Spunkmeyer?
Hudson.
I'd thought that would be Elmo. ;D
There you are.
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The amount of vegetables that were weaponized in this thread is crazy.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 08, 2019, 12:45:43 AM
The amount of vegetables that were weaponized in this thread is crazy.
We weaponized a lot of bread, too.
And Cadbury eggs.
We are trained in the art of culinary warfare.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 08, 2019, 12:48:35 AM
We are trained in the art of culinary warfare.
From dimpled tomatoes to whole-wheat bombs.
It's a well balanced arsenal
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 08, 2019, 01:11:26 AM
It's a well balanced arsenal
Spoiler
Spoiler
I see what you did there.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 08, 2019, 01:37:01 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 08, 2019, 01:11:26 AM
It's a well balanced arsenal
Spoiler
Spoiler
I see what you did there.
Spoiler
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We're a bit Looney.
Spoiler
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But I wouldn't have it any other way.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/22/91975304_a942768d82.jpg)
Mhmm.
Yes sir.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/TaZddT2KC3wFa/giphy.gif)
I do believe this is gonna work.
I'll be able to make it from here to the "First Thing" thread in seconds!
Close the hatch Voodoo!
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Ok. Everything looks good.
Hit it!!!
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/0878625de7eee8e044484f839ca9b7f0/tenor.gif?itemid=10613406)
Yaaaaaahoooooo!!!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 10, 2019, 04:01:17 AM
https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/22/91975304_a942768d82.jpg
Mhmm.
Yes sir.
https://media.giphy.com/media/TaZddT2KC3wFa/giphy.gif
I do believe this is gonna work.
I'll be able to make it from here to the "First Thing" thread in seconds!
Close the hatch Voodoo!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fburningcam.com%2F2011%2Fphotos%2Fpictures%2Fpicture-161.jpg&hash=fef9ab6afec45fd876dd0f46f0b5661f50ead47d)
Ok. Everything looks good.
Hit it!!!
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/0878625de7eee8e044484f839ca9b7f0/tenor.gif?itemid=10613406)
Yaaaaaahoooooo!!!!!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
This is amazing!!!!!!
(https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/198625681_640.jpg)
56 kb's per second! I'm coming in hot baby!
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Quote from: Huggs on Sep 10, 2019, 05:29:32 PM
This is amazing!!!!!!
(https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/198625681_640.jpg)
56 kb's per second! I'm coming in hot baby!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.businessinsider.com%2Fimage%2F5499b26569bedd2202c9d1fb%2Fimage.gif&hash=d87bb5571e1c06b464f13e4198201068224f8050)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small)
Aaaaaaand
(https://static.businessinsider.com/image/5ae85c5419ee8654008b4748.jpg)
3.....2.....1
(https://bikesandbidons.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/wile-e-coyote.jpg)
Touchdown!
(https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/160701-metor-election-feature.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1200)
Spoiler
(https://pragmaticleadership.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/wilee2.jpg)
Success.
Tired Drake applauds you.
I'd thank him if my lips hadn't burned off during re-entry.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 10, 2019, 08:37:46 PM
I'd thank him if my lips hadn't burned off during re-entry.
Neither of our medtechs can help you there.
It's cool.
They grow back.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 10, 2019, 04:01:17 AM
Close the hatch Voodoo!
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I like my beard!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 11, 2019, 02:05:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 10, 2019, 04:01:17 AM
Close the hatch Voodoo!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fburningcam.com%2F2011%2Fphotos%2Fpictures%2Fpicture-161.jpg&hash=fef9ab6afec45fd876dd0f46f0b5661f50ead47d)
I like my beard!
The Prodigal Bro returns.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/yidUzriaAGJbsxt58k/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 11, 2019, 02:05:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 10, 2019, 04:01:17 AM
Close the hatch Voodoo!
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I like my beard!
Voodoo is like Tank Girl but male?
(https://i.imgur.com/mmMuKdc.jpg)
Tank Dude
Without the fishnet! ;D
He's a Predator fan; he keeps the fishnet.
Guess I've been outted! :laugh:
Your history as a master of disguise has been well documented.
Spoiler
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(https://i.redd.it/zjxktxh3fl301.jpg)
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(https://www.bekins.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/potted-plant1.jpg)
Passing on these gifts to my cat have been challenging yet equally rewarding.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9aa90a3931b8e9cb4921dcd367f9b0a3/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 12, 2019, 01:21:05 AM
Passing on these gifts to my cat have been challenging yet equally rewarding.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/9aa90a3931b8e9cb4921dcd367f9b0a3/tenor.gif
That cat has the Drake face.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages5.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fforum%2F162000%2F162461_1332022781011_full.jpg&hash=f751bfd1f23c1ceeec926641cd7920077f6c07a4)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 13, 2019, 02:09:38 AM
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(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/96/48/339648f7c8096591db991208a676fff7.jpg)
*incomprehensible rabbit noises*
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 13, 2019, 02:09:38 AM
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But that isn't for our world.
Is it, Mr. Rolston?
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 13, 2019, 02:18:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 13, 2019, 02:09:38 AM
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But that isn't for our world.
Is it, Mr. Rolston?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/VcDqJibr7niDK/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 13, 2019, 10:45:29 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 13, 2019, 02:18:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 13, 2019, 02:09:38 AM
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But that isn't for our world.
Is it, Mr. Rolston?
https://media.giphy.com/media/VcDqJibr7niDK/giphy.gif
Everybody wants belly rubs today.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 13, 2019, 04:37:49 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 13, 2019, 10:45:29 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 13, 2019, 02:18:42 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 13, 2019, 02:09:38 AM
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But that isn't for our world.
Is it, Mr. Rolston?
https://media.giphy.com/media/VcDqJibr7niDK/giphy.gif
Everybody wants belly rubs today.
Just not with the knife.
Indeed. A classic belly rubs then.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.boredpanda.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F05%2Fcute-animals-belly-scratch-rub-9__605.gif&hash=528829dee3a8bff7b7e4a3481223a6788b54b0f0)
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 13, 2019, 10:46:37 PM
Indeed. A classic belly rubs then.
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Aw, I love these guys ^^
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ekwanB9E53THj8LSsd/giphy.gif)
For a minute, I thought that was a giant possum.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 14, 2019, 02:22:10 AM
For a minute, I thought that was a giant possum.
Really? I find him too adorable for this world 8)
(https://i.imgur.com/V2I8WB8.jpg)
(https://i.gifer.com/8XCO.gif)
Good morning.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xt4hSs4IWPg
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 14, 2019, 02:20:41 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 13, 2019, 10:46:37 PM
Indeed. A classic belly rubs then.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.boredpanda.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F05%2Fcute-animals-belly-scratch-rub-9__605.gif&hash=528829dee3a8bff7b7e4a3481223a6788b54b0f0)
Aw, I love these guys ^^
https://media.giphy.com/media/ekwanB9E53THj8LSsd/giphy.gif
Cute opossum!!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 16, 2019, 03:43:35 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 14, 2019, 02:20:41 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 13, 2019, 10:46:37 PM
Indeed. A classic belly rubs then.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.boredpanda.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F05%2Fcute-animals-belly-scratch-rub-9__605.gif&hash=528829dee3a8bff7b7e4a3481223a6788b54b0f0)
Aw, I love these guys ^^
https://media.giphy.com/media/ekwanB9E53THj8LSsd/giphy.gif
Cute opossum!!
It's a Fox, damn it! >:( and in case you don't know, he is a hero too ::)
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/wcqhtbU.jpg)
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 17, 2019, 09:27:47 PM
Spoiler
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Aww man, that's awesome. Thanks for sharing this. Those opossums are so badass.
I can almost feel rage growing inside IJ's chest ;D
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 17, 2019, 09:40:27 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 17, 2019, 09:27:47 PM
Spoiler
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Aww man, that's awesome. Thanks for sharing this. Those opossums are so badass.
Foxes are possums now.
What does that make rabbits?
Dread man, truly...Dread.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 17, 2019, 10:28:53 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 17, 2019, 09:40:27 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 17, 2019, 09:27:47 PM
Spoiler
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Aww man, that's awesome. Thanks for sharing this. Those opossums are so badass.
Foxes are possums now.
What does that make rabbits?
Rabbits are the new Alien.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/L1DjclWliKiplpxGVg/giphy.gif)
https://youtu.be/t7L30swlx2M
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/799e9335cc64b8a1177e5e46c363b5ca/tumblr_naieizC3db1sp4nfqo1_500.gif)
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/f9qbw8dmmqpitbpme0qx.gif)
Holy Shnikies!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2F90d8df5ff102008a60e7ba3c641590a0%2Ftumblr_miapthwmST1s2lvigo1_500.gif&hash=d33df9d1d601321f13e774c6e1047aaf3fccfe17)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
I can't help it.
I'm too excited.
Queensbury poetry of the all-star inflated lower. Bush and quick Charles Kenai opened masseuse worms for the Zuma Lipstein quadrant eradicators. Maybe one-day trendy Glenn's foursome footsie flying fritters walk the wampum line. Who can say?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmovie-dude.co.uk%2FDaniel%2520Kash%2520%2520Aliens%2520%281986%29.jpg&hash=437c773c8c1a7e23e028a52d4e2ed75aaed73f3f)
He's everywhere now!!!
I entered.
Nope!
(https://media.tenor.com/images/9e05e80287dc4d3ae152bb438754a5f6/tenor.gif)
Who? What? Where!?
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 21, 2019, 12:09:55 AM
Who? What? Where!?
This.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmovie-dude.co.uk%2FDaniel%2520Kash%2520%2520Aliens%2520%281986%29.jpg&hash=437c773c8c1a7e23e028a52d4e2ed75aaed73f3f)
Again???
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CheerfulWavyBrant-small.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 21, 2019, 10:11:20 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 21, 2019, 12:09:55 AM
Who? What? Where!?
This.
http://movie-dude.co.uk/Daniel%20Kash%20%20Aliens%20(1986).jpg
What's the matter with it?
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 21, 2019, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 21, 2019, 10:11:20 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 21, 2019, 12:09:55 AM
Who? What? Where!?
This.
http://movie-dude.co.uk/Daniel%20Kash%20%20Aliens%20(1986).jpg
What's the matter with it?
I'm going to assume Voodoo is afraid of Spunkmeyer.
Why? I don't know. :P
Must be a cornbread thing.
Sometimes I wonder if it would be easier for a person to adjust to the past, rather than the future if they were forced to time travel against their will.
Spoiler
Other times I just wonder how I start thinking about this stuff in the first place.
(https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/244064840.jpg?mw=1920&mh=1080&q=70)
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 22, 2019, 10:04:56 PM
Sometimes I wonder if it would be easier for a person to adjust to the past, rather than the future if they were forced to time travel against their will.
Spoiler
Other times I just wonder how I start thinking about this stuff in the first place.
(https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/244064840.jpg?mw=1920&mh=1080&q=70)
Are you OK?
I feel great.
Just waxing philosophical.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 22, 2019, 10:39:17 PM
I feel great.
Just waxing philosophical.
OK. Just checking.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 23, 2019, 10:23:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 23, 2019, 09:48:45 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 23, 2019, 05:49:51 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 23, 2019, 04:54:30 PM
Oh yeah she seems to be loving it, which is so great.
Thanks for sharing Kailem!
Where do I go to get a USCM-themed wedding?
Just short of zeta 2 reticuli.
OK. You're in charge of the guest list.
So that's Voodoo, Hicks, Verm (he won't show), and myself.
And I've got VIP seating for Robbins, Rolston, and a life-size cardboard cut out of Bill Paxton.
I'm trying to get Morgan Freeman officiating.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 23, 2019, 11:25:20 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 23, 2019, 10:23:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 23, 2019, 09:48:45 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 23, 2019, 05:49:51 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Sep 23, 2019, 04:54:30 PM
Oh yeah she seems to be loving it, which is so great.
Thanks for sharing Kailem!
Where do I go to get a USCM-themed wedding?
Just short of zeta 2 reticuli.
OK. You're in charge of the guest list.
So that's Voodoo, Hicks, Verm (he won't show), and myself.
And I've got VIP seating for Robbins, Rolston, and a life-size cardboard cut out of Bill Paxton.
I'm trying to get Morgan Freeman officiating.
Don't forget Wierzbowski.
He's not answering my calls.
But I might be able to get the crazy guy that hangs around the park to sub for him. All it should cost is a couple of beers.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 23, 2019, 11:55:05 PM
He's not answering my calls.
He's on a date, then. :P
Or he's been kidnapped by some kind of evil mastermind.
Spoiler
Fear not, I'm on the case.
(https://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/inspector_clouseau.gif?w=550)
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 24, 2019, 12:03:40 AM
Or he's been kidnapped by some kind of evil mastermind.
Spoiler
Fear not, I'm on the case.
(https://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/inspector_clouseau.gif?w=550)
Suuure.
Check the restaurants.
I'm really hoping it's an evil mastermind.
I've got this really big magnifying glass I've been wanting to use, and I've always wanted to see the inside of a volcano lair.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 24, 2019, 12:35:25 AM
I'm really hoping it's an evil mastermind.
I've got this really big magnifying glass I've been wanting to use, and I've always wanted to see the inside of a volcano lair.
What does a mastermind want with Wierzbowski?
I expect to find that out when he monologues.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 24, 2019, 12:41:16 AM
I expect to find that out when he monologues.
Oh, joy.
The tracks might lead back to Stargazer.
There is no Stargazer only OWLF!
Huggs would be appreciative of a story where Wierzbowski is pitted against a Predator.
Whoever wins, we lose.
Then let us dance!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactiongifs.com%2Fr%2Fsprockets.gif&hash=4862d3e7733bdf310a1acb9ab6eda18f0e192bef)
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 24, 2019, 10:44:06 PM
Then let us dance!
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/sprockets.gif
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small)
Break it down Voodoo!
I need an "anxious Wierzbowski" reaction pic.
He's one groovy mothaf**ka.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/6Nqhy8jStXirS/giphy.gif)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CorruptImmediateHairstreakbutterfly-size_restricted.gif)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 25, 2019, 01:09:05 AM
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
We're going to the future!
(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/75/59/462460278-Buford-T_-Justice-and-Junior.png)
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 25, 2019, 01:25:00 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 25, 2019, 01:09:05 AM
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
We're going to the future!
(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/75/59/462460278-Buford-T_-Justice-and-Junior.png)
Drake wants to go back to bed.
I have arrived.
So this is the future?
You know, I expected it to look alittle different.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 25, 2019, 10:24:18 PM
I have arrived.
So this is the future?
You know, I expected it to look alittle different.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmovie-dude.co.uk%2FDaniel%2520Kash%2520%2520Aliens%2520%281986%29.jpg&hash=437c773c8c1a7e23e028a52d4e2ed75aaed73f3f)
Does humanity still have cornbread? At least the weather's nice.
Ah, the fall. When a man can spend 5 minutes in the woods and walk out with a snake on each finger, a turtle on his nose, two crushed feet, half the skin he went in with, 3rd degree sunburn, poison ivy where it doesn't show, 80 mosquito bites, 26 ticks, severe lyme disease, a few dozen thorns in his @$$, a fishing hook in his toe, a garrote of fishing line around his neck, gar bites, possum bites, coon bites, coyote bites, feral cat scratches, fleas, a praying mantis on his shoulder, a wolf spider sac on his head, pulsating red wasp stingers in his lips, severe heat exhaustion, signs of mountain lion attack, and a black bear chasing after him.
Hudson runs out of the woods: "Not me, man! NOT ME, MAN! AAAAAHHH!"
He needs to control his heart rate.
The average heart rate of a normal Virginia opossum is approximately 200 beats per minute.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 26, 2019, 01:52:29 AM
He needs to control his heart rate.
We've tried.
Try an injection of liquid cornbread.
Right cheek, left cheek. Dealer's choice.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 26, 2019, 06:51:49 PM
Try an injection of liquid cornbread.
Right cheek, left cheek. Dealer's choice.
You have to catch him first.
Gone AWOL has he?
It's a shame. He only had 4 weeks left.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 26, 2019, 08:43:42 PM
Gone AWOL has he?
It's a shame. He only had 4 weeks left.
Check the linen closet.
I'm getting a signal from Bishop. It's a live feed. Video but not audio.
It's either some form of judo or a gluteal massage. I can't watch anymore.
Poor Hudson.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 26, 2019, 08:50:13 PM
I'm getting a signal from Bishop. It's a live feed. Video but not audio.
It's either some form of judo or a gluteal massage. I can't watch anymore.
Poor Hudson.
He's gotten worse.
Now, if Drake gets involved, it'll be worse.
I was hoping it wouldn't get any worse than the butt thing.
The last time we clipped his fingernails, it didn't go over so well.
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Quote from: Huggs on Sep 26, 2019, 09:02:06 PM
I was hoping it wouldn't get any worse than the butt thing.
The last time we clipped his fingernails, it didn't go over so well.
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Wierzbowski's wondering why he passed over that vacation his girlfriend wanted to take him on.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 26, 2019, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 26, 2019, 09:02:06 PM
I was hoping it wouldn't get any worse than the butt thing.
The last time we clipped his fingernails, it didn't go over so well.
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Wierzbowski's wondering why he passed over that vacation his girlfriend wanted to take him on.
Oh, that's just Nixon.
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He stopped by for some O.J.
At least Wierzbowski is taking that well-deserved vacation.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 26, 2019, 10:27:41 PM
At least Wierzbowski is taking that well-deserved vacation.
I hear that Acheron is a beautiful place.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 26, 2019, 11:02:13 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Sep 26, 2019, 10:27:41 PM
At least Wierzbowski is taking that well-deserved vacation.
I hear that Acheron is a beautiful place.
. . .
Well, alrighty then.
The more I think about it, the more I realize that I'd be one of the few people who'd actually find Acheron romantic.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 27, 2019, 01:46:08 AM
The more I think about it, the more I realize that I'd be one of the few people who'd actually find Acheron romantic.
I don't think Wierzbowski is in agreement.
That's okay, he's not my type. ;D :laugh:
For seriously though, what about this doesn't just scream "love"?
(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/annex/images/5/5f/Alien-LV-426-Distant_Shot.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100516034252)
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 27, 2019, 02:08:42 AM
That's okay, he's not my type. ;D :laugh:
For seriously though, what about this doesn't just scream "love"?
(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/annex/images/5/5f/Alien-LV-426-Distant_Shot.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100516034252)
It screams something.
"On Acheron, everybody can still technically hear you scream"
Within a reasonable distance, of course.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/lXLFae9KRwi7S/giphy.gif)
Welcome back October.
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Quote from: Huggs on Oct 01, 2019, 09:43:27 PM
Welcome back October.
https://custompunkinstencils.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Alien-3-Pumpkin.jpg
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Getting close to sleepy time.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Better tuck him in.
I'll keep an eye out for the T-1000.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 01, 2019, 09:50:21 PM
Better tuck him in.
I'll keep an eye out for the T-1000.
You do that.
If it wasn't for the whole Judgment Day situation, now would be a great time for Yahtzee.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 01, 2019, 09:57:54 PM
If it wasn't for the whole Judgment Day situation, now would be a great time for Yahtzee.
We have Mark Rolston. We can play all the Yahtzee we want.
But we roll bones instead of dice.
Voodoo can read them to see the future.
(https://i.ibb.co/Z2mwTp2/IMG-20191002-115749.jpg)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 04, 2019, 01:44:40 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 04, 2019, 01:40:17 AM
That's it alright.
A few hundred million burritos and...Poof!
There I was.
So, what about me and Voodoo?
Voodoo has been around for hundreds of years. Carved from ancient stone near a shamans cave. Mixed with the dust of a thousand bones, and cooked at 425 degrees until golden brown.
You are the result of a single chest hair from Mark Rolston, which floated up into the sky on a majestic wind, and out into deep space. It was picked up by actual aliens and used to create your current form. Which explains why you're such a big fan. Your genetic memories spur you on to find your original self.
And so it was written in the stars, that we be.
I guess those aliens thought rabbits were a good match.
They needed Rabbit DNA to fill the gaps in the genetic code.
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You're actually a vastly superior version.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 04, 2019, 02:02:12 AM
You are the result of a single chest hair from Mark Rolston, which floated up into the sky on a majestic wind, and out into deep space. It was picked up by actual aliens and used to create your current form. Which explains why you're such a big fan. You're genetic memories spur you on to find your original self.
Wabbit needs to recite this theory verbatim to Mark during his interview to see what he thinks!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Oct 04, 2019, 01:47:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 04, 2019, 02:02:12 AM
You are the result of a single chest hair from Mark Rolston, which floated up into the sky on a majestic wind, and out into deep space. It was picked up by actual aliens and used to create your current form. Which explains why you're such a big fan. You're genetic memories spur you on to find your original self.
Wabbit needs to recite this theory verbatim to Mark during his interview to see what he thinks!
I don't think that would go over well.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 04, 2019, 02:00:33 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Oct 04, 2019, 01:47:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 04, 2019, 02:02:12 AM
You are the result of a single chest hair from Mark Rolston, which floated up into the sky on a majestic wind, and out into deep space. It was picked up by actual aliens and used to create your current form. Which explains why you're such a big fan. You're genetic memories spur you on to find your original self.
Wabbit needs to recite this theory verbatim to Mark during his interview to see what he thinks!
I don't think that would go over well.
No it wouldn't, but you'll get that look that you love...
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Oct 04, 2019, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 04, 2019, 02:00:33 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Oct 04, 2019, 01:47:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 04, 2019, 02:02:12 AM
You are the result of a single chest hair from Mark Rolston, which floated up into the sky on a majestic wind, and out into deep space. It was picked up by actual aliens and used to create your current form. Which explains why you're such a big fan. You're genetic memories spur you on to find your original self.
Wabbit needs to recite this theory verbatim to Mark during his interview to see what he thinks!
I don't think that would go over well.
No it wouldn't, but you'll get that look that you love...
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752
You have a point.
Wazzup!
Three smart fellows, and they felt smart.
Say that 5 times fast. I dare ya.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 05, 2019, 04:34:04 PM
Three smart fellows, and they felt smart.
Say that 5 times fast. I dare ya.
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Teehee!
Well, I wasn't actually.
Am I to be punished?
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 05, 2019, 10:35:53 PM
Well, I wasn't actually.
Am I to be punished?
No.
Spoiler
Right on Rabbit
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Quote from: Huggs on Oct 06, 2019, 02:39:39 AM
Spoiler
Right on Rabbit
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Spoiler
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Spoiler
TADA!!!!
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Spoiler
I just felt like doing that. No reason really.
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You post that look, but you smiled in reality.
I bet you're smiling right now.
And laughing on the inside. So hard that your inner Hudson just metaphorically peed alittle.
I predict two...no...three drops of Hudson pee.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 08, 2019, 01:16:34 AM
You post that look, but you smiled in actuality.
I bet you're smiling right now.
And laughing on the inside. So hard that your inner Hudson just metaphorically peed alittle.
I predict two...no...three drops of Hudson pee.
Well, I'm certainly laughing now.
"Stop your grinnin' and change your linen".
Spoiler
"State of the wet @$$ fart. You do not wanna pull my finger".
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/1843232-22.png?w=600&h=327)
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 08, 2019, 01:34:28 AM
"Stop your grinnin' and change your linen".
Spoiler
"State of the wet @$$ fart. You do not wanna pull my finger".
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/1843232-22.png?w=600&h=327)
Drake has this look of, "I don't want to pull your damn finger."
He's also trying not to laugh. Hicks is grossing out alittle (now we know why he was passed out) and Crowe's back there breathing it in.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 08, 2019, 01:44:56 AM
He's also trying not to laugh. Hicks is grossing out alittle (now we know why he was passed out) and Crowe's back there breathing it in.
Poor Crowe.
Imagine Wierzbowski at the moment: "Did I send one last message to my wife? This is not a good way to go!"
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 08, 2019, 01:50:09 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 08, 2019, 01:44:56 AM
He's also trying not to laugh. Hicks is grossing out alittle (now we know why he was passed out) and Crowe's back there breathing it in.
Poor Crowe.
Imagine Wierzbowski at the moment: "Did I send one last message to my wife? This is not a good way to go!"
"Alright, we've got two burrito's left. I say we feed them to Hudson and nerve gas the whole f***ing nest".
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 08, 2019, 01:53:05 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 08, 2019, 01:50:09 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 08, 2019, 01:44:56 AM
He's also trying not to laugh. Hicks is grossing out alittle (now we know why he was passed out) and Crowe's back there breathing it in.
Poor Crowe.
Imagine Wierzbowski at the moment: "Did I send one last message to my wife? This is not a good way to go!"
"Alright, we've got two burrito's left. I say we feed them to Hudson and nerve gas the whole f***ing nest".
Doing that in the processor would've saved a lot of lives.
They'd escape before it goes into meltdown because of him.
Possibly. It might finally push Apone too far though.
"Sarge!"
"I'm over here".
"Help me get him down"
"Leave me, I'm dead already"
"He's got one inside him. Hudson, pull your pants down and get over here! Sarge, stay with me sarge. We know how to kill em'. Just close your eyes and pretend you're at the dentist".
"Oh no..Huds..what're you..NO!!!!!!"
Of course, now I almost want to tweak the entire script to include farts.
I'd call it: FLAILIENS
"This is all we could salvage from the APC wreckage. Don't touch that, it's spicy honey. The good news? We've got two of these beef and bean burritos, with cheese and lettuce intact. They really kick @$$".
"Outstanding. Now all we need is a couple forks."
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 08, 2019, 02:10:04 AM
Possibly. It might finally push Apone too far though.
"Sarge!"
"I'm over here".
"Help me get him down"
"Leave me, I'm dead already"
"He's got one inside him. Hudson, pull your pants down and get over here! Sarge, stay with me sarge. We know how to kill em'. Just close your eyes and pretend you're at the dentist".
"Oh no..Huds..what're you..NO!!!!!!"
Of course, now I almost want to tweak the entire script to include farts.
I'd call it: FLAILIENS
"This is all we could salvage from the APC wreckage. Don't touch that, it's spicy honey. The good news? We've got two of these beef and bean burritos, with cheese and lettuce intact. They really kick @$$".
"Outstanding. Now all we need is a couple forks."
"Looks like the new lieutenant's too good to fart like the rest of us grunts."
"The synthetic on Ripley's last mission malfunctioned and farted. There were some deaths involved.
I'm shocked. Was it an egg fart?"
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 08, 2019, 02:17:40 AM
"The synthetic on Ripley's last mission malfunctioned and farted. There were some deaths involved.
I'm shocked. Was it an egg fart?"
"They ain't paying us enough for this."
"Not enough to wake up to your farts, Drake."
"Forget him! He's Stinky!"
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 08, 2019, 02:24:54 AM
"Forget him! He's Stinky!"
"I want this fart smooth and by the numbers."
(https://i.ibb.co/Z2mwTp2/IMG-20191002-115749.jpg)
I think we should start a thread called "The Aliens Quote Thread - Now With Farts!"
Not me man
Yeah, you. Don't move.
Trust me.
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Pffffft!!!
Thank you.
Enjoy your meal.
That was runny man.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 09, 2019, 01:05:29 AM
Not me man
Yeah, you. Don't move.
Trust me.
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Pffffft!!!
Thank you.
Enjoy your meal.
That was runny man.
"What is it, Hicks?"
"Hudson, sir. He farted."
:laugh:
Oh man. This deserves to be done right. Alright then, from the top.
Bio readouts are all in the brown.
Looks like she's bloated.
Wow, those farts are savage guys.
How are we today?
Gassy.
Well, better than yesterday, at least.
Where am I?
You're safe.
You're at Gasway Station.
Been here a couple of days.
You were pretty stinky at first, but now you're okay.
Looks like you've got a visitor.
I'll have to go grab my film novel to go from start to finish.
Groansy! Come here!
Hey, come here.
How are you, you flatulent cat?
How are you!
Pffffffft!
Where have you been?
Pffffft.
Guess you two have met, huh?
I'm Burp. Farter Burp.
I work for the company.
But...pfffft...oh God...pfffffft!
(Groan) Don't let that fool you.
I'm really a well fed guy.
I'm glad to see you're feeling better.
They say that all the weakness and constipation should pass soon.
That's just the natural side effects of such an unusually long hyper dine.
I see you.
What do you mean?
How long was I out there?
57 Burritos.
What?
That's the thing.
You were out there for 57 meals.
You had drifted right past the buffet. And it's really just blind luck that the health inspector found you when he did. It's one in a thousand really. You're damn lucky to just be alive stinky. You could be munching out there forever.
You okay?
Uh..pffft!
Oh! pffffft!
You Okay?!
Oh..pffft!...God...pfffft!!
Nurse! Please!
Someone get in here now!
No! pfffft!
Now! Hold! Please hold her!
Feed me!! pfffft!
NOOO!!! brrrrrptt!!!!
AH!
Bad dreams again?
You want something to help you poop?
No. I've pooped enough.
Groansy...come here. Shh. It's alright. It's alright now. It's over.
Hi, sorry I'm late. (groans) pfft. Excuse me. It's been running all morning.
Is there any word about my daughter?
Uh...I think we should worry about the hearing right now. I read your deposition, and it's great. If you stick to that, we'll be fine. There are gonna be a lot of heavyweights in there. The Feds, Taco Bell, Papa Johns, Mickey D's, a couple of fat guys and some reps from the insurance company.
Do you have any news about my daughter?
Well, we did come up with some information. Why don't we sit down? I was hoping to wait until after the luncheon. Uh...Amanda Heinz Boyardee. Her married name I guess. Age 66. And that was at the time of her death, which was 2 hours ago. I'm real sorry.
Amy.
She was cremated, and interred at Cousin Wang's Noodle Hut. It's an eatery located on a highway just outside Toadsuck Arkansas. It's a nice place, I checked into it. They have great chicken there.
(crying) (pffft)
Umm....oh, and no children are mentioned.
I promised her...that I would be home for her 11th birthday. Ohh...pfffft!
I'm sorry. If it helps, this actually happens to a lot of people.
Really?
No. Anyway, they'd like to go back to this point about the override destruct order.
Halloween is getting closer.
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Quote from: Huggs on Oct 14, 2019, 07:57:50 PM
Halloween is getting closer.
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Fart in the dark, and the monsters will never hurt you.
If I fart in the dark, we'll never be able to escape it.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 14, 2019, 08:24:53 PM
If I fart in the dark, we'll never be able to escape it.
Only two things can escape it.
Aliens, and Mark Rolston.
I think the aliens would like the heat.
Rolston might get a bit queasy.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 14, 2019, 08:32:17 PM
I think the aliens would like the heat.
Rolston might get a bit queasy.
If he's survived Hudson, I think he'll be fine.
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Flatulence...May have been involved.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 15, 2019, 01:46:22 AM
Flatulence...May have been involved.
Hudson after cornbread and shoddy base-issue chili is a worthy opponent to Godzilla's atomic breath.
Only problem is that Hudson can run out of gas.
Or worse.
"I gotta stop"
"What for?"
"Its gettin' wet, man!"
"Breach! Initiate Pampers protocols! Lock it down! LOCK IT DOWN!!"
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 15, 2019, 04:38:54 PM
Or worse.
"I gotta stop"
"What for?"
"Its gettin' wet, man!"
"Breach! Initiate Pampers protocols! Lock it down! LOCK IT DOWN!!"
That just feels wrong on so many levels.
Level 2 perhaps?
Carat hutch oatmeal buns.
Know what I mean?
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 17, 2019, 01:55:40 AM
Carat hutch oatmeal buns.
Know what I mean?
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Nope.
Me either.
But it felt right at the time.
I need to find some candy corns for Halloween.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
If it was anyone else but Mark Rolston, it would make no sense.
Any random thing involving Mark Rolston automatically makes sense.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 21, 2019, 12:49:13 AM
If it was anyone else but Mark Rolston, it would make no sense.
Any random thing involving Mark Rolston automatically makes sense.
I should make that my new signature.
It's a bit big though.
Unless you mean just the last sentence.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 21, 2019, 12:52:58 AM
It's a bit big though.
Unless you mean just the last sentence.
Yes.
Ah, I thought as much.
It is true though.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 21, 2019, 01:03:04 AM
Ah, I thought as much.
It is true though.
I should make it a T-shirt, too.
What about a hat with bones on it?
One might say we "hit the Mark".
Banks are open.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 21, 2019, 01:30:29 AM
Banks are open.
This would go over well during the interview.
Oh, the questions we could come up with.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 21, 2019, 01:54:46 AM
Oh, the questions we could come up with.
Hicks will cut them all, though.
Cause he's gangster.
Don't be afraid to go all David Frost on him.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 21, 2019, 02:10:50 AM
Don't be afraid to go all David Frost on him.
Who?
Lull him into a false sense of security.
Then strike!
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 21, 2019, 02:25:11 AM
Lull him into a false sense of security.
Then strike!
We'll hijack the interview.
We'll go live and uncut.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 21, 2019, 02:37:03 AM
We'll go live and uncut.
We'll do a reading of "Ashen Mirror," with the real Drake reprising his role.
Look at this little Predator.
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Ain't he just as cute as a little bugs ear? Look at them little feetsies.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
Little Feetsies!
I could just mooch em'.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Don't you give me that look, I know Snuggle-Fu.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 22, 2019, 02:19:10 AM
Don't you give me that look, I know Snuggle-Fu.
Try me.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 22, 2019, 02:21:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 22, 2019, 02:19:10 AM
Don't you give me that look, I know Snuggle-Fu.
Try me.
Oh...
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it...is...ON!
(https://dan4kent.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/linus-and-his-blanket.jpg)
So, do I picture Hudson tackle-hugging Drake?
First, I distract with a hot cocoa fume mixture. I make my initial strike with a mini marshmallow roundhouse.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 22, 2019, 02:34:45 AM
First, I distract with a hot cocoa fume mixture. I make my initial strike with a mini marshmallow roundhouse.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small)
Woman, defend yourself!
I drop back, and fire 2..no..3 chocolate chip cookierangs.
The Bowski is neutralized.
I dive for hard cover.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 22, 2019, 02:47:28 AM
I drop back, and fire 2..no..3 chocolate chip cookierangs.
The Bowski is neutralized.
I dive for hard cover.
There's still a Drake.
I quickly pop up and fire a cough drop through my candy cane blowgun. It sails through the air and into his mouth; he chokes, and falls to the ground.
Returning to cover, I unholster and set aside my tactical snug binkie. It's a high thread count multi-personnel snuggle system.
I emerge from behind cover with my snuggle chucks.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 22, 2019, 02:58:56 AM
I quickly pop up and fire a cough drop through my candy cane blowgun. It sails through the air and into his mouth; he chokes, and falls to the ground.
Returning to cover, I unholster and set aside my tactical snug binkie. It's a high thread count multi-personnel snuggle system.
I emerge from behind cover with my snuggle chucks.
I thought you'd hit him in the belly with a candy cane baton.
I'm also running tryptophan IV's on both of them, They'll be out for days.
I charge while wielding the snuggle chucks in an expert slow-motion manner, so as to confound you. The softness of their impacts elicit many giggles, and distracts from my successful throw of another cookierang, which hits the thermostat and reduces environmental temperatures by 15 degrees. Having succeeded in shifting the conditions of the battleground in my favor, I retreat in a westerly...slightly north western direction.
Taking cover behind a couch, I chuckle at the yautja-esque performance of the snuggle-fu fight thus far. My chuckles inadvertently lead to a fart, which (in turn) is ignited by the small fireplace I failed to notice was behind me. Flames erupt all around me as my butt grows warm. The lights short-circuit, smoke is everywhere. I run screaming in an easterly direction, a lone screaming flame moving rapidly in the distance. The emergency lights kick on as I dive butt first into a fish tank. The aquatic creatures stare at me in disbelief.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/90/70/b3/9070b3265dbbcd0bdb749c6d180fd796.jpg)
Don't worry, I climbed out.
;)
Spoiler
What's the matter Rabbit? You okay?
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 24, 2019, 10:52:32 PM
Don't worry, I climbed out.
;)
Spoiler
What's the matter Rabbit? You okay?
Spoiler
Yeah.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 24, 2019, 10:53:37 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 24, 2019, 10:52:32 PM
Don't worry, I climbed out.
;)
Spoiler
What's the matter Rabbit? You okay?
Spoiler
Yeah.
Good. I thought I was going to have to get the snuggle binkie out.
Anyway
Spoiler
(https://jonbalun.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/suprise-wet-willy.jpg)
Spoiler
Ha! Gotcha!
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/438104c787af9e6d8e53e63d663136ce/tenor.gif?itemid=4990849)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e4/03/1d/e4031d663a3206f9b83380ccb7cfe2ca.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/VzbN9gupkkXp6/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
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Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 01:54:41 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-NQmvSNvOceg%2FTihtihhdbAI%2FAAAAAAAABrE%2F38jutaslrgc%2Fs1600%2FUntitledkillt.jpg&hash=97b9a88a891a15b375d3d74c339b7f96e62f9e8d)
Accurate.
Temporarily docile. Naturally savage.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 02:04:23 AM
Temporarily docile. Naturally savage.
Just like Drake.
Would Boggs be classified as intensely romantic?
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 02:21:58 AM
Would Boggs be classified as intensely romantic?
I guess so.
Poorly guided intensely romantic, but we'll go with that.
Aloha
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/96/48/339648f7c8096591db991208a676fff7.jpg)
Which I believe means hello, as well as goodbye. But I'm saying the hello version.
I might've used Russian, but that's a hot button issue at the moment.
Spoiler
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EH5mU1XWkAAzhGW.png:small)
It's gorgeous.
That's a lot of wool on that forearm.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 09:00:45 PM
That's a lot of wool on that forearm.
Yeah . . . it is.
:P
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/nTkvbVKAisvbq/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 27, 2019, 09:48:13 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 09:00:45 PM
That's a lot of wool on that forearm.
Yeah . . . it is.
:P
https://media1.giphy.com/media/nTkvbVKAisvbq/giphy.gif
Ah, the communal cleaning of the fingernails.
An ancient, yet decidedly hygienic ritual.
Brings people together.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 09:50:52 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 27, 2019, 09:48:13 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 27, 2019, 09:00:45 PM
That's a lot of wool on that forearm.
Yeah . . . it is.
:P
https://media1.giphy.com/media/nTkvbVKAisvbq/giphy.gif
Ah, the communal cleaning of the fingernails.
An ancient, yet decidedly hygienic ritual.
Brings people together.
"You're next, Drake."
I wonder if synthetics have to trim their nails?
Maybe they have self trimming nails?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theclinic.cl%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2FBowser-el-gato-de-Mr-Magoo1.jpg&hash=c9c9357e21aa3a1bea52f3c71098d093044493b8)
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 29, 2019, 02:01:32 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
http://www.theclinic.cl/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Bowser-el-gato-de-Mr-Magoo1.jpg
I'll catch ya.
No, it's just dive bombing me!
Run!
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
OK.
Death from above!
I flipped it the bird, because as we all well know...
Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLqMB6vBic
Oh that's it! I'm not just gonna sit here while some psycho cat with a magic carpet dive bombs my new business venture.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette3.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fedwikia%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fde%2FVlcsnap-2013-08-08-09h11m13s133.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%2Fscale-to-width-down%2F350%3Fcb%3D20130808161131&hash=9c390cd086c71b8916d107ec1f0fa23df2df8d1b)
Hand me some Chili and Cornbread, I'm taking this fight to the skies!
Spoiler
(https://img.aws.livestrongcdn.com/ls-article-image-673/ds-photo/getty/article/99/193/452526457.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpNPG3ozq8
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 29, 2019, 10:47:52 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small
(https://media.giphy.com/media/102jjU1r2S792U/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 30, 2019, 05:22:26 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 29, 2019, 10:47:52 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small
https://media.giphy.com/media/102jjU1r2S792U/giphy.gif
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EH5mU1XWkAAzhGW.png:small)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4/giphy.gif)
This page is a Drake-fest.
Page 273, Mark the date and time.
Page 273, October 30, 2019, at 10:05 PM Eastern, Summer Daylight Saving Time.
Drake-Fest.
I even capitalized the M in Mark.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 31, 2019, 02:09:28 AM
I even capitalized the M in Mark.
Every time you write the word, the M must be capitalized.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 31, 2019, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 31, 2019, 02:09:28 AM
I even capitalized the M in Mark.
Every time you write the word, the M must be capitalized.
Spoiler
(https://secure.img.wfcdn.com/lf/maxsquare/hash/40445/29020518/1/Enchantingly-Elegant-Letter-M-Wall-Decal.jpg)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ZuRkV9FEo1dra/giphy.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Oct 31, 2019, 02:39:12 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZuRkV9FEo1dra/giphy.gif
Not yet we're not.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftoonclips.com%2F600%2Fcartoon-black-and-white-line-drawing-of-a-business-man-flipping-a-switch-by-ron-leishman-11219.jpg&hash=ef426eb1d8b95952a7f5e6125ab6b7cbf772168b)
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Now we are.
Oh! It's Halloweeny!!!!
It's chocolate time.
And the great pumpkin.
(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/diITQoCWKNffPg6bBJ3Mle1etPY=/0x0:1360x1020/1200x800/filters:focal(572x402:788x618)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/47476594/linus_20pumpkin_20sign.0.png)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 01, 2019, 12:19:49 AM
And the great pumpkin.
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At least Wierzbowski could do a couple's costume this year.
He had me worried there for awhile.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 01, 2019, 12:35:17 AM
He had me worried there for awhile.
Awww.
It'd be so adorable.
I can see it now.
Two cheeks, side by side.
Well, now you ruined that image.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
"Which way are we goin' honey?!"
"Left!"
"Okay! Stay close this time."
"Would you people stop throwing stuff in there, it's not an ashtray!"
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
"Hi, we're The Glutes. We just moved in next door".
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small)
I'm Harry, and this is my wife Ivana.
We own the new bakery on riverside. We're the only ones with a drive through.
Spoiler
Please come closer to the microphone!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fteamjimmyjoe.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F05%2Ffunny-weird-statue-spreading-butt-cheeks.jpg&hash=371756508c59a766e463357c4cf9e725090c0f96)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpixdaus.com%2Ffiles%2Fitems%2Fpics%2F5%2F78%2F18578_2d4285c54725fc29086e5390dc0f549d_mdsq.jpg&hash=da95abe87aaf47c439841400e5fcfe80f92c4d92)
So very quiet. Not a sight. Not a sound. Yes, the Great Pumpkin is very near.
(https://wallpapercave.com/wp/D6WFRLJ.jpg)
I'm ready for Christmas.
Bring on the lights, the music, and the eggnog.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Nov 01, 2019, 09:15:42 AM
Rolston sighting...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VEZH8bqytA
Captains log: Stardate 2...2222.
"We continue our search across the stars for...signs of Rolston. Thus far, we...have only detected...a pair of well dressed arcturians. Mr. Sulu is..doing something..questionable with his fingers. He appears to..see something that's not there. There's...no guarantee that..tomorrow will bring...something different. I...have to go to the bathroom now".
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 03, 2019, 01:51:04 AM
I'm ready for Christmas.
Me too.
Peter Pan Peanut Buster. Peter's peanut pan...Pete N' Pam's...Peanut's Butter Pan...Peter butt pants...
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 05, 2019, 08:30:09 PM
Peter Pan Peanut Buster. Peter's peanut pan...Pete N' Pam's...Peanut's Butter Pan...Peter butt pants...
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FNNWG0Oj.jpg&hash=b29dd88bbbe64c6b9508e6087e5c76dabc3fc816)
Quote from: Local Trouble on Nov 05, 2019, 09:27:04 PM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FNNWG0Oj.jpg&hash=b29dd88bbbe64c6b9508e6087e5c76dabc3fc816)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.orsiitaliani.com%2Fbrucemfischer2.jpg&hash=fec04728c89ce1fa4c2bba129825d01a938f6bd4)
Spoiler
Yard Riot!!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.movie-moron.com%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Frelease-date%2Fbest-thriller-movies-2017-brawl-cell-block-99.jpg&hash=1d52e1ee63f20a24174df79968bd23c063e84378)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSliQNsm-vly6HcWyOAH77VoE7IzTugwU5XOX8udVBdwejb7Pzo)
(https://i.imgur.com/qAlODjG.gif)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmemecrunch.com%2Fmeme%2F1LQ9L%2Fit-s-a-festivus-miracle%2Fimage.jpg&hash=ef4c6734209205d2c7d165b80ff2a48fcdf72bc2)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_YAHk1_OGeQ
(https://i.imgur.com/w3hhgTL.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 05, 2019, 10:28:47 PM
http://memecrunch.com/meme/1LQ9L/it-s-a-festivus-miracle/image.jpg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_YAHk1_OGeQ
(https://i.imgur.com/wHbk8US.gif)
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/JHnfkO7.png)
Welcome to our 50% off extravaganza!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.intouchweekly.com%2Fuploads%2Fimages%2Ffile%2F28598%2Famerican-psycho-patrick-bateman.jpg%3Ffit%3Dcrop%26amp%3Bh%3D510%26amp%3Bw%3D680&hash=63cbfe4fc69304128a1456a92ca78b7b70214a00)
(https://i.gifer.com/8XCO.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/d4bl8FT2wOm2qTcI/giphy.gif)
*Super Bunny flies in from the Just Talk thread*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 06, 2019, 10:54:10 PM
*Super Bunny flies in from the Just Talk thread*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-YVZzE1utV1g%2FT5TcsNpuJqI%2FAAAAAAAAN4I%2FVbhWaAPmrUc%2Fs1600%2FWHIZ.png&hash=6887bc387960e75e55d44e8ee54858b75dc081ca)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 06, 2019, 11:09:58 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 06, 2019, 10:54:10 PM
*Super Bunny flies in from the Just Talk thread*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-YVZzE1utV1g%2FT5TcsNpuJqI%2FAAAAAAAAN4I%2FVbhWaAPmrUc%2Fs1600%2FWHIZ.png&hash=6887bc387960e75e55d44e8ee54858b75dc081ca)
(https://i.imgur.com/k2afdyv.jpg)
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dcXgCeBhW4Y/USax7kccCwI/AAAAAAAALj8/EA_hN96h3Zk/s1600/stupor1.gif)
*Derpy theme plays, Super Bunny crashes into Recess Thread*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 07, 2019, 12:27:15 AM
*Derpy theme plays, Super Bunny crashes into Recess Thread*
(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/spark/virgin-twenty-is-plenty/football-match-crowd-cheering.jpg?imwidth=450)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 07, 2019, 12:42:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 07, 2019, 12:27:15 AM
*Derpy theme plays, Super Bunny crashes into Recess Thread*
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/spark/virgin-twenty-is-plenty/football-match-crowd-cheering.jpg?imwidth=450
(https://media.tenor.com/images/287385b753d1af8ef29a55912cdc6e75/tenor.gif)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 07, 2019, 01:08:43 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 07, 2019, 12:42:37 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 07, 2019, 12:27:15 AM
*Derpy theme plays, Super Bunny crashes into Recess Thread*
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/spark/virgin-twenty-is-plenty/football-match-crowd-cheering.jpg?imwidth=450
https://media.tenor.com/images/287385b753d1af8ef29a55912cdc6e75/tenor.gif
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9d/e9/dc/9de9dc55cec1e1649eb354fd15c37884.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EH5mU1XWkAAzhGW.png:small)
(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/83/3/2065472591-4723110302_true20bill_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 07, 2019, 01:40:28 AM
https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/83/3/2065472591-4723110302_true20bill_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg
Super Bunny's weakness--!
It's about time to start decorating the club.
(https://themudlarkconfectionary.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/led-christmas-lights-cheap-how-to-choose-install-and-store-christmas-lights-from-led-christmas-lights-cheap.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 08, 2019, 12:26:13 AM
It's about time to start decorating the club.
(https://themudlarkconfectionary.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/led-christmas-lights-cheap-how-to-choose-install-and-store-christmas-lights-from-led-christmas-lights-cheap.jpg)
Yes.
I accidentally dropped the boxes on Gorman.
The vintage Santas are OK, though.
Oh thank God. We'll need them for the Aliens vs Vintage Santa's display.
I'm going to hang some chili peppers in random places.
It's kind of like mistletoe, but not. Once you step under it, you just can't go anywhere else until you fart.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-iMO3VWE4LEw%2FUKv1z4T1zKI%2FAAAAAAAAgzQ%2FrenXtXlZeLg%2Fs1600%2F889471_a456_625x1000.jpg&hash=da27a57574a3ac6a6ad9ae31ea1f68ad8ac46b4b)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gFtb3EtjEic
"We got pretty lights, we got jingle bells, candy canes, fruitcake--"
"Bah, humbug, Hudson!"
I want this thing to go smooth and by the numbers. I want DCS and tactical decorating assimilation by 0830. Wrapping, baking, and gift list prep details. We have 7 weeks. Let's move it people!
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 10, 2019, 02:06:49 AM
I want this thing to go smooth and by the numbers. I want DCS and tactical decorating assimilation by 0830. Wrapping, baking, and gift list prep details. We have 7 weeks. Let's move it people!
"Looks like the new lieutenant's too good to Christmas like the rest of us grunts."
"Boy's definitely got a fruitcake up his ass."
Spoiler
"Stay Frosty"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fchristmasspecials%2Fimages%2F6%2F6d%2FFrostythesnowman-character.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20120724072345&hash=52abef3bf822dd748fa0e93e3d5d009446a88d66)
Puttin' up the lights, puttin' up the aaaaaaaaaah!
(https://gutterhelmetbyclassic.com/files/2015/02/PERSON-FALLING-OFF-LADDER1.jpg)
Hangin' up..The mistletoe. Hanging up the mistle...aaaaaaaaah!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcreepycrawlerspestextermination.com%2Fimg%2Fwasp1.png&hash=ae9352b78c43ea0bb0a1a15a17339b45b5a5ff5b)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 10, 2019, 02:15:27 AM
Spoiler
"Stay Frosty"
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fchristmasspecials%2Fimages%2F6%2F6d%2FFrostythesnowman-character.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20120724072345&hash=52abef3bf822dd748fa0e93e3d5d009446a88d66)
Puttin' up the lights, puttin' up the aaaaaaaaaah!
(https://gutterhelmetbyclassic.com/files/2015/02/PERSON-FALLING-OFF-LADDER1.jpg)
Hangin' up..The mistletoe. Hanging up the mistle...aaaaaaaaah!
http://creepycrawlerspestextermination.com/img/wasp1.png
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/07/d2/fa07d20018e76c007a1f1646fc82559a.jpg)
Well, this is not . . . going OK.
Don't worry. I take over from here.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lovethispic.com%2Fuploaded_images%2F43087-Colorful-Christmas-Snow-Lights-Effects.jpg&hash=3658ef16ca69d8fbfe735acddee69dd683d72623)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 10, 2019, 11:24:43 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/07/d2/fa07d20018e76c007a1f1646fc82559a.jpg
Well, this is not . . . going OK.
Don't worry. I take over from here.
http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/43087-Colorful-Christmas-Snow-Lights-Effects.jpg
Ooooooh!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tda2n8tgfXU/hqdefault.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 10, 2019, 11:27:44 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 10, 2019, 11:24:43 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/07/d2/fa07d20018e76c007a1f1646fc82559a.jpg
Well, this is not . . . going OK.
Don't worry. I take over from here.
http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/43087-Colorful-Christmas-Snow-Lights-Effects.jpg
Ooooooh!
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tda2n8tgfXU/hqdefault.jpg
*takes a bow*
I bet Super Rabbit can fly faster than Santa.
Super Bunny cannot divulge her secrets.
Secrets are my specialty. I am the journalist who follows the feast of the superhero :laugh: ;)
(https://i.imgur.com/Bzku7Nz.jpg)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 11, 2019, 02:38:26 AM
Super Bunny cannot divulge her secrets.
I found a note where the inflatable snowman was. It says, "leave two bags of Little Debbie Donuts by the seesaw or I spill the beans".
P.S.
"I'll let the snowman have it if they're not all chocolate".
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 11, 2019, 02:58:22 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 11, 2019, 02:38:26 AM
Super Bunny cannot divulge her secrets.
I found a note where the inflatable snowman was. It says, "leave two bags of Little Debbie Donuts by the seesaw or I spill the beans".
P.S.
"I'll let the snowman have it if they're not all chocolate".
Super Bunny has protection.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
What do we tell the snowmans family?
(https://i.imgur.com/crFzIK9.gif)
Tell them there was an accident involving flamethrowers and Huggs having chili.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 11, 2019, 04:10:57 AM
Tell them there was an accident involving flamethrowers and Huggs having chili.
Are you still holding that against me?
Because as I recall, we were able to completely rebuild the playground after we sold the footage to Hollywood.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cGrH901xMFI
The playground was rebuilt, but no snowman can withstand such destruction.
Meanwhile, in Santa's Lair, work has begun on a top secret Snowman. An infiltrator unit. Intelligent, tactically proficient, and physically indestructible.
Terminator: Snowman sounds like a much better movie.
Spoiler
If it features Kyle Reese running around in nothing but a Santa hat.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 11, 2019, 03:51:12 PM
Terminator: Snowman sounds like a much better movie.
Spoiler
If it features Kyle Reese running around in nothing but a Santa hat.
Spoiler
Now Starring Danny McBride, as Kyle Reese :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 11, 2019, 03:59:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 11, 2019, 03:51:12 PM
Terminator: Snowman sounds like a much better movie.
Spoiler
If it features Kyle Reese running around in nothing but a Santa hat.
Spoiler
Now Starring Danny McBride, as Kyle Reese :laugh:
Spoiler
It'd only work with Michael Biehn.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 11, 2019, 04:41:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 11, 2019, 03:59:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 11, 2019, 03:51:12 PM
Terminator: Snowman sounds like a much better movie.
Spoiler
If it features Kyle Reese running around in nothing but a Santa hat.
Spoiler
Now Starring Danny McBride, as Kyle Reese :laugh:
Spoiler
It'd only work with Michael Biehn.
Spoiler
I know. I was just being a stinker. ;)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 11, 2019, 10:54:47 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 11, 2019, 04:41:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 11, 2019, 03:59:05 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 11, 2019, 03:51:12 PM
Terminator: Snowman sounds like a much better movie.
Spoiler
If it features Kyle Reese running around in nothing but a Santa hat.
Spoiler
Now Starring Danny McBride, as Kyle Reese :laugh:
Spoiler
It'd only work with Michael Biehn.
Spoiler
I know. I was just being a stinker. ;)
Is that what I smell?
Nah, that's that new family owned roller coaster across the road.
"The Sizzler" I think, is what they call it.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ILS3wF9Lvzk/maxresdefault.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 11, 2019, 10:59:44 PM
Nah, that's that new family owned roller coaster across the road.
"The Sizzler" I think, is what they call it.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ILS3wF9Lvzk/maxresdefault.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small)
They seem like really nice people. They even let me ride one of the test runs for free.
You might remember, that was the month I had no eyebrows.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 11, 2019, 11:43:27 PM
They seem like really nice people. They even let me ride one of the test runs for free.
You might remember, that was the month I had no eyebrows.
At least the eyebrows were the only thing you lost.
Dang right. I had a perfectly good burrito in my hands.
Could've been a disaster.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 01:01:42 AM
Dang right. I had a perfectly good burrito in my hands.
Could've been a disaster.
I'm guessing it was one of these burritos?
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 08, 2019, 01:53:05 AM
"Alright, we've got two burrito's left. I say we feed them to Hudson and nerve gas the whole f***ing nest".
I had to buy a third because I was hungry. But we still put the first two to good use.
Nightmare at Six Flags: Hudson Edition
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 01:05:57 AM
I had to buy a third because I was hungry. But we still put the first two to good use.
Nightmare at Six Flags: Hudson Edition
Everyone runs like hell when he says, "Not feeling so good, man . . ."
Keep clear of brown waters.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 01:09:15 AM
Keep clear of brown waters.
Keep clear of brown everything.
You can't trust the candy stand at this time.
He has discomfort...of the explosive variety?
(walks over to management)
Alright, that's it! I'm shuttin' you guys down.
(rips cotton candy out of passing kids hand)
Don't eat that, it's....dirty.
(sees other kid grabbing something off the counter)
No stop! That's not a candy bar!
(kid bites it, immediately starts to cry)
Oh God. I think I'm (covers mouth)...that's...(points at kid)...Health code violation...(raises hand up high)...Big one...(falls down)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 01:22:22 AM
He has discomfort...of the explosive variety?
(walks over to management)
Alright, that's it! I'm shuttin' you guys down.
(rips cotton candy out of passing kids hand)
Don't eat that, it's....dirty.
(sees other kid grabbing something off the counter)
No stop! That's not a candy bar!
(kid bites it, immediately starts to cry)
Oh God. I think I'm (covers mouth)...that's...(points at kid)...Health code violation...(raises hand up high)...Big one...(falls down)
(https://i.imgur.com/crFzIK9.gif)
Stares at dirty trail on the ground.
"He went this way"
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 01:57:59 AM
Stares at dirty trail on the ground.
"He went this way"
We are on teh case.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EH5mU1XWkAAzhGW.png:small)
Sniffing out the evil-doo-ers.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:09:35 AM
Sniffing out the evil-doo-ers.
An extra service we provide at Rolston Pest Control.
"Hello? Rolston Pets Control? I've got a pest I want controlled".
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:15:44 AM
"Hello? Rolston Pets Control? I've got a pest I want controlled".
"Right on. What kind?"
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 12, 2019, 02:18:33 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:15:44 AM
"Hello? Rolston Pets Control? I've got a pest I want controlled".
"Right on. What kind?"
It's hairy, panicky and state of the bad@$$ art.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:21:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 12, 2019, 02:18:33 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:15:44 AM
"Hello? Rolston Pets Control? I've got a pest I want controlled".
"Right on. What kind?"
It's hairy, panicky and state of the bad@$$ art.
"Uhh . . . is that a joke?
Just kidding. We charge higher for badass, though. You've been warned."
I feel I should also mention, that it's possible that a xenomorph may be involved.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:26:30 AM
I feel I should also mention, that it's possible that a xenomorph may be involved.
"OK. We can work with that . . ."
Your competition had to fry half the city just to remove a gerbil.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:29:52 AM
Your competition had to fry half the city just to remove a gerbil.
"We're not our competition. We have a fully trained battalion of bunnies to take care of the small things."
What about large scale infestations?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:33:46 AM
What about large scale infestations?
". . . More bunnies."
What's to prevent the bunnies from taking over?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:39:50 AM
What's to prevent the bunnies from taking over?
"We have the carrots and apples."
I'm gonna need a quote on this.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:50:05 AM
I'm gonna need a quote on this.
"Two thousand. An hour. For large-scale infestations."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 12, 2019, 02:53:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:50:05 AM
I'm gonna need a quote on this.
"Two thousand. An hour. For large-scale infestations."
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgiphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fmedia%2F1BtQuFnPDq8dW%2Fgiphy.gif&hash=0e1083ced0810a61ea645fcb6df49e9bf4d017b5)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:58:49 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 12, 2019, 02:53:11 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 02:50:05 AM
I'm gonna need a quote on this.
"Two thousand. An hour. For large-scale infestations."
http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/1BtQuFnPDq8dW/giphy.gif
"You wanted the best."
I suppose I did.
Now, I don't normally make use of celebrity contacts, but I happen to know TheSailingRabbit.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 03:06:17 AM
I suppose I did.
Now, I don't normally make use of celebrity contacts, but I happen to know TheSailingRabbit.
"We can drop it to one thousand five hundred."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 12, 2019, 03:09:08 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 03:06:17 AM
I suppose I did.
Now, I don't normally make use of celebrity contacts, but I happen to know TheSailingRabbit.
"We can drop it to one thousand five hundred."
I'm also the creator of the recess thread.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 03:10:16 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 12, 2019, 03:09:08 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 03:06:17 AM
I suppose I did.
Now, I don't normally make use of celebrity contacts, but I happen to know TheSailingRabbit.
"We can drop it to one thousand five hundred."
I'm also the creator of the recess thread.
"One thousand two fifty."
And a huge Rolston fan.
I'm honestly shocked that didn't do more.
How about we split the difference and call it 150?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 03:20:02 AM
I'm honestly shocked that didn't do more.
How about we split the difference and call it 150?
"Not for large-scale infestations."
It may not be a large scale infestation.
Did I mention I'm a Bill Paxton fan too?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 12, 2019, 03:57:23 AM
It may not be a large scale infestation.
Did I mention I'm a Bill Paxton fan too?
"Five hundred."
And The Shawshank Redemption
And Michael Biehn
And Wierzbowski
And Andy Dufresne
And Eliza
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 13, 2019, 01:04:55 AM
And Eliza
"Alright. We'll do this job for free. This
one job."
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 13, 2019, 02:13:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 13, 2019, 01:04:55 AM
And Eliza
"Alright. We'll do this job for free. This one job."
Fantastic.
And great timing too. I can hear something big stomping around the lower levels.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 13, 2019, 02:28:00 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 13, 2019, 02:13:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 13, 2019, 01:04:55 AM
And Eliza
"Alright. We'll do this job for free. This one job."
Fantastic.
And great timing too. I can hear something big stomping around the lower levels.
"Right. Have a good day, sir. We'll be over in . . . five minutes."
5 minutes?
Oh good Lord, my hair is a sight. And (ding) my rosemary bread is...on FIRE!! Oh dear God! Voodoo! Save the lawn gnomes!
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 13, 2019, 02:47:51 AM
5 minutes?
Oh good Lord, my hair is a sight. And (ding) my rosemary bread is...on FIRE!! Oh dear God! Voodoo! Save the lawn gnomes!
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Run fer da hills!
(https://smarthomeprotection.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Cooking_fire_best_shot___Gallery.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 13, 2019, 02:59:07 AM
Run fer da hills!
(https://smarthomeprotection.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Cooking_fire_best_shot___Gallery.jpg)
"Strangest job we've ever taken."
Has anyone seen the juggling twins? We have to find the juggling twins!
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 13, 2019, 03:13:49 AM
Has anyone seen the juggling twins? We have to find the juggling twins!
". . . Better start putting the price back up."
WELCOME TO THE RECESS THREAD RADIO NETWORK:
On the night that I joined
The mods all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the weirdo they'd found
It was then Hicks spoke up
And he said "keep this one's door shut"
He could tell right away
That I was bare to the butt
Bare to the butt
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
I ripped a thousand farts
Before I met you
I'll let a million more, baby
Before I am through
I need new drawers pretty baby
Socks and pants and shoes
Because otherwise honey
I will leave you confused, and...
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
I make a new thread rarely
I make an old one new
I disagree with others
But rarely with you
It's gettin' cold in here baby
And my butt is too
I only came to tell ya, honey
That this fart is for you
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
And when I prowl the streets
The people all run in fear
Of the terrible thunder
I emit from my rear
I can tell you're a lady
That knows quality
I'm here to tell ya honey
What you smell came from me
Cause I'm
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 13, 2019, 11:42:56 PM
WELCOME TO THE RECESS THREAD RADIO NETWORK:
On the night that I joined
The mods all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the weirdo they'd found
It was then Hicks spoke up
And he said "keep this one's door shut"
He could tell right away
That I was bare to the butt
Bare to the butt
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
I ripped a thousand farts
Before I met you
I'll let a million more, baby
Before I am through
I need new drawers pretty baby
Socks and pants and shoes
Because otherwise honey
I will leave you confused, and...
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
I make a new thread rarely
I make an old one new
I disagree with others
But rarely with you
It's gettin' cold in here baby
And my butt is too
I only came to tell ya, honey
That this fart is for you
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
And when I prowl the streets
The people all run in fear
Of the terrible thunder
I emit from my rear
I can tell you're a lady
That knows quality
I'm here to tell ya honey
What you smell came from me
Cause I'm
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Regardless, this is the theme of the Thread. And it fits flawlessly.
With any luck, I've permanently changed the memories of the actual song for everybody who reads it. I should do a colonial marines remix someday.
Yep, got the outline in my head already.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 14, 2019, 12:39:04 AM
With any luck, I've permanently changed the memories of the actual song for everybody who reads it. I should do a colonial marines remix someday.
Yep, got the outline in my head already.
Should I be nervous?
I wouldn't necessarily think so, no.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 14, 2019, 12:45:56 AM
I wouldn't necessarily think so, no.
I look forward to it, then.
Given the subject matter, it's becoming somewhat...unique.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 14, 2019, 01:34:20 AM
Given the subject matter, it's becoming somewhat...unique.
I'm gonna guess . . . farts.
I'm remixing it as though it would be the version I'd sing if I was in the Corp and hated it.
Some minor language may be involved, but I'm trying to stay true to a certain spirit.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Spoiler
I'm serious.
Spoiler
Okay, if you really wanna know.
Spoiler
On the day that I joined
The Colonial Marines
I was thin, fighting trim
And could fit in my jeans
But 2 years later baby
Off the coast of Orion
I was covered in cornbread
And felt like I was dyin'
Yes I'm a,
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
I could do a thousand squats
When I was a private
Now, I can do about 3
Though I doubt I'd survive it
I'd rather be a civilian
Somethin' else for sure
But I'm afraid it's too late
And I'm stuck in the Corp.
I'm just a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Yes I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
(solo)
I sleep cold and naked
When I am on duty
And my Sergeant hates me
Cause my sh*t's always fruity
Don't wanna go on no missions
Someone else's home
I wanna be on a beach
With a girl named Ramone (it doesn't matter when it's Arcturian baby!)
I'm just a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Now I'm out here again
Savin' folks I don't know
Someone unhooked their phone
So says Sgt. Apone
God I'm sick of this business
I just want to go home
What's the worst that could happen?
With only 4 weeks to go?
To a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
I'm such a
Wh*re for the Corp.
(End Riff)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 14, 2019, 01:53:11 AM
I'm remixing it as though it would be the version I'd sing if I was in the Corp and hated it.
Some minor language may be involved, but I'm trying to stay true to a certain spirit.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Spoiler
I'm serious.
Spoiler
Okay, if you really wanna know.
Spoiler
On the day that I joined
The Colonial Marines
I was thin, fighting trim
And could fit in my jeans
But 2 years later baby
Off the coast of Orion
I was covered in cornbread
And felt like I was dyin'
Yes I'm a,
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
I could do a thousand squats
When I was a private
Now, I can do about 3
Though I doubt I'd survive it
I'd rather be a civilian
Somethin' else for sure
But I'm afraid it's too late
And I'm stuck in the Corp.
I'm just a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Yes I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
(solo)
I sleep cold and naked
When I am on duty
And my Sergeant hates me
Cause my sh*t's always fruity
Don't wanna go on no missions
Someone else's home
I wanna be on a beach
With a girl named Ramone (it doesn't matter when it's Arcturian baby!)
I'm just a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Now I'm out here again
Savin' folks I don't know
Someone unhooked their phone
So says Sgt. Apone
God I'm sick of this business
I just want to go home
What's the worst that could happen?
With only 4 weeks to go?
To a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
I'm such a
Wh*re for the Corp.
(End Riff)
I pictured Hudson singing that after Drake abandoned him at a bar.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 14, 2019, 02:32:45 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 14, 2019, 01:53:11 AM
I'm remixing it as though it would be the version I'd sing if I was in the Corp and hated it.
Some minor language may be involved, but I'm trying to stay true to a certain spirit.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Spoiler
I'm serious.
Spoiler
Okay, if you really wanna know.
Spoiler
On the day that I joined
The Colonial Marines
I was thin, fighting trim
And could fit in my jeans
But 2 years later baby
Off the coast of Orion
I was covered in cornbread
And felt like I was dyin'
Yes I'm a,
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
I could do a thousand squats
When I was a private
Now, I can do about 3
Though I doubt I'd survive it
I'd rather be a civilian
Somethin' else for sure
But I'm afraid it's too late
And I'm stuck in the Corp.
I'm just a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Yes I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
(solo)
I sleep cold and naked
When I am on duty
And my Sergeant hates me
Cause my sh*t's always fruity
Don't wanna go on no missions
Someone else's home
I wanna be on a beach
With a girl named Ramone (it doesn't matter when it's Arcturian baby!)
I'm just a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Now I'm out here again
Savin' folks I don't know
Someone unhooked their phone
So says Sgt. Apone
God I'm sick of this business
I just want to go home
What's the worst that could happen?
With only 4 weeks to go?
To a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
I'm such a
Wh*re for the Corp.
(End Riff)
I pictured Hudson singing that after Drake abandoned him at a bar.
"Hey man, that's just pilfering Bad To The Bone"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"So what?!"
"...what?"
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 14, 2019, 02:37:23 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 14, 2019, 02:32:45 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 14, 2019, 01:53:11 AM
I'm remixing it as though it would be the version I'd sing if I was in the Corp and hated it.
Some minor language may be involved, but I'm trying to stay true to a certain spirit.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Spoiler
I'm serious.
Spoiler
Okay, if you really wanna know.
Spoiler
On the day that I joined
The Colonial Marines
I was thin, fighting trim
And could fit in my jeans
But 2 years later baby
Off the coast of Orion
I was covered in cornbread
And felt like I was dyin'
Yes I'm a,
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
I could do a thousand squats
When I was a private
Now, I can do about 3
Though I doubt I'd survive it
I'd rather be a civilian
Somethin' else for sure
But I'm afraid it's too late
And I'm stuck in the Corp.
I'm just a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Yes I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
(solo)
I sleep cold and naked
When I am on duty
And my Sergeant hates me
Cause my sh*t's always fruity
Don't wanna go on no missions
Someone else's home
I wanna be on a beach
With a girl named Ramone (it doesn't matter when it's Arcturian baby!)
I'm just a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Now I'm out here again
Savin' folks I don't know
Someone unhooked their phone
So says Sgt. Apone
God I'm sick of this business
I just want to go home
What's the worst that could happen?
With only 4 weeks to go?
To a
Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
I'm such a
Wh*re for the Corp.
(End Riff)
I pictured Hudson singing that after Drake abandoned him at a bar.
"Hey man, that's just pilfering Bad To The Bone"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"So what?!"
"...what?"
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
I guess I'll just count that as my contribution to unofficial Hudson and CM lore.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 14, 2019, 02:45:15 AM
I guess I'll just count that as my contribution to unofficial Hudson and CM lore.
I'll take it.
Farts and nonsense have a peculiar way of inspiring me.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 14, 2019, 02:52:49 AM
Farts and nonsense have a peculiar way of inspiring me.
Nonsense has inspired me quite a few times.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 14, 2019, 03:17:37 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 14, 2019, 02:52:49 AM
Farts and nonsense have a peculiar way of inspiring me.
Nonsense has inspired me quite a few times.
Well, you know what they say...
(https://hugelolcdn.com/i/107829.png)
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/nTkvbVKAisvbq/giphy.gif)
I gotta get rid of the dirt somehow.
Spoiler
(https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/prison-escapes.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 15, 2019, 02:02:27 AM
I gotta get rid of the dirt somehow.
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(https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/prison-escapes.jpg)
It's all over my yard.
That's mutant mole droppings.
I'm still trying to find their lair.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 15, 2019, 02:37:02 AM
That's mutant mole droppings.
I'm still trying to find their lair.
They're raiding the rabbit holes.
Have you been storing any sort of radioactive waste down there?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 15, 2019, 03:04:10 AM
Have you been storing any sort of radioactive waste down there?
No, but Hudson's broke serious wind in here.
Yes, I'm seeing evidence of an intense chemical reaction here.
As well as telltale signs of meat induced flash burning.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 15, 2019, 03:57:49 AM
Yes, I'm seeing evidence of an intense chemical reaction here.
As well as telltale signs of meat induced flash burning.
Entire sections of tunnels were blown apart.
Alright, bring it back! Keep comin'!
Cut the wheel to the left a bit! Whoa! Hold it right there!
(https://living-las-vegas.com/content/uploads/M-Christmas-Tree-arrival-on-truck.JPG)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 16, 2019, 04:36:05 PM
Alright, bring it back! Keep comin'!
Cut the wheel to the left a bit! Whoa! Hold it right there!
(https://living-las-vegas.com/content/uploads/M-Christmas-Tree-arrival-on-truck.JPG)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
My word, that's a big tree.
It sure is. Comes all the way from Saskatchewan. It should just fit in the relaxation grotto. I mined that entire area with mistletoe last night.
I can't wait to see the havoc that's going to create when they try to unload it.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 16, 2019, 09:22:18 PM
It sure is. Comes all the way from Saskatchewan. It should just fit in the relaxation grotto. I mined that entire area with mistletoe last night.
I can't wait to see the havoc that's going to create when they try to unload it.
Hopefully a certain smartgunner isn't in the same vicinity as me when I'm in the mistletoe minefield.
Poor Mark. He thought you were his biggest fan.
Hey look! They're starting to unload it. Oh...oh God. Look away. Look away!
(Dives into box of pre-inflated whoopee cushions)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 16, 2019, 11:50:19 PM
Poor Mark. He thought you were his biggest fan.
I am.
Who doesn't want bunny kisses?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 16, 2019, 11:55:09 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 16, 2019, 11:50:19 PM
Poor Mark. He thought you were his biggest fan.
I am.
Ah. So I'm the one you don't want around when mistle hits the toe.
Ouch.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 17, 2019, 12:17:32 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 16, 2019, 11:55:09 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 16, 2019, 11:50:19 PM
Poor Mark. He thought you were his biggest fan.
I am.
Ah. So I'm the one you don't want around when mistle hits the toe.
Ouch.
Don't ruin my moment.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif)
Then watch your step out there marine. I don't always show up on the motion trackers.
Spoiler
;)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 17, 2019, 01:13:04 AM
Then watch your step out there marine. I don't always show up on the motion trackers.
Spoiler
;)
And so begins the Kissing War.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 17, 2019, 01:35:17 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 17, 2019, 01:13:04 AM
Then watch your step out there marine. I don't always show up on the motion trackers.
Spoiler
;)
And so begins the Kissing War.
"The good news? We've got 4 of these robot smoochers, with displays and scanners intact. They really kiss @$$"
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 17, 2019, 03:59:27 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 17, 2019, 01:35:17 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 17, 2019, 01:13:04 AM
Then watch your step out there marine. I don't always show up on the motion trackers.
Spoiler
;)
And so begins the Kissing War.
"The good news? We've got 4 of these robot smoochers, with displays and scanners intact. They really kiss @$$"
(https://i.gifer.com/8XCO.gif)
"Hey bishop, do the thing with the lipstick"
I can see Hudson screaming as he becomes fabulous.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 19, 2019, 11:32:37 PM
I can see Hudson screaming as he becomes fabulous.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
"You just got
ugly real fast, dude."
Alright, sentry smoochers are in place. I'm sealin' the tunnel.
*flops in the snow*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 23, 2019, 01:32:47 AM
*flops in the snow*
*Flops down in snow too. Lands on a cat poo*
"Aw Man!"
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 01:38:03 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 23, 2019, 01:32:47 AM
*flops in the snow*
*Flops down in snow too. Lands on a cat poo*
"Aw Man!"
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It's almost Christmas season.
(https://media.tenor.co/images/7b14e09c31495bd8dfe7f12ffde7b21b/raw)
I feel like it already is though.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 01:46:40 AM
It's almost Christmas season.
https://media.tenor.co/images/7b14e09c31495bd8dfe7f12ffde7b21b/raw
I feel like it already is though.
Pretty sure Drake takes orphaned Christmas decorations and puts them around his neck this time of year.
They might make massages a bit difficult.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 01:58:00 AM
They might make massages a bit difficult.
Only Vasquez can touch his ornaments.
;D
They've been known to have a peculiar effect.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_96uP6vDZMT8%2FTFhHv9Ek-xI%2FAAAAAAAAO5M%2FTYtwrMd8IPE%2Fs400%2FTERM34.png&hash=851cbe93300cdb79147cb1a9eaabdb353a742498)
;)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 02:11:19 AM
They've been known to have a peculiar effect.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_96uP6vDZMT8/TFhHv9Ek-xI/AAAAAAAAO5M/TYtwrMd8IPE/s400/TERM34.png
He took one of Frosty's buttons.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 23, 2019, 02:16:52 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 02:11:19 AM
They've been known to have a peculiar effect.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_96uP6vDZMT8/TFhHv9Ek-xI/AAAAAAAAO5M/TYtwrMd8IPE/s400/TERM34.png
He took one of Frosty's buttons.
So we've got a naked Frosty on the loose?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 02:30:51 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Nov 23, 2019, 02:16:52 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 02:11:19 AM
They've been known to have a peculiar effect.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_96uP6vDZMT8/TFhHv9Ek-xI/AAAAAAAAO5M/TYtwrMd8IPE/s400/TERM34.png
He took one of Frosty's buttons.
So we've got a naked Frosty on the loose?
Unless Drake mauled him, yes.
Hold...very...very...still.
I think he's on your nose.
He's taken on his tiniest form in order to evade detection.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 02:51:47 AM
I think he's on your nose.
He's taken on his tiniest form in order to evade detection.
Naked Frosty?
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/96/48/339648f7c8096591db991208a676fff7.jpg)
Yes. And aren't we lucky that I just happen to have this miniature snowman containment device on me?
Now don't make any sudden movements. I just need to stun him first.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 03:02:08 AM
Yes. And aren't we lucky that I just happen to have this miniature snowman containment device on me?
Now don't make any sudden movements. I just need to stun him first.
Should be easy enough to do.
Alright....here...we...go.
*BZZZZZT!!!!*
AHA! Got him! Yes, it's back to the North Pole for our little nudist here.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 03:11:33 AM
Alright....here...we...go.
*BZZZZZT!!!!*
AHA! Got him! Yes, it's back to the North Pole for our little nudist here.
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/output_sutrfr.gif?w=640)
Oh no! You fell on the containment unit. He's escaped!
Oh well. He won't get far.
It looks like he got something on you. Hold still. There, I got it. Oh, that's...that tastes like white chocolate.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 03:40:51 AM
Oh no! You fell on the containment unit. He's escaped!
Oh well. He won't get far.
It looks like he got something on you. Hold still. There, I got it. Oh, that's...that tastes like white chocolate.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/VcDqJibr7niDK/giphy.gif)
Wabbit is on the Special Menu at a nearby 5-Star Restaurant!
It's got a consistency though. It's kind of chewy. Hmm.
....I just ate snowman poo, didn't I?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 05:28:15 PM
It's got a consistency though. It's kind of chewy. Hmm.
....I just ate snowman poo, didn't I?
I think you did.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
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Quote from: Huggs on Nov 23, 2019, 06:52:59 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/DsdVe5jhHWNC8/giphy.gif
Good luck with that.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
You've still got some on you.
Do you require...a moist towelette?
Perhaps a Lysol wipe?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 24, 2019, 03:19:44 AM
Do you require...a moist towelette?
Perhaps a Lysol wipe?
Either would be fine.
We've got a ton of alcohol prep pads in the med bay.
*takes hand*
C'mon.
"Hold it....there! Over by the seesaw!"
*whips out walkie talkie*
"Yeah, this is Huggs out in the central courtyard. Put me through to somebody in artillery. Hey, I got a mischievous mini snowman out here by the seesaw and he's giving me all kinds of trouble. I want a hot water salvo on this area asap. Make it rain...hold it! Belay that order".
He's coming right for us.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 24, 2019, 05:32:48 PM
We've got a ton of alcohol prep pads in the med bay.
*takes hand*
C'mon.
"Hold it....there! Over by the seesaw!"
*whips out walkie talkie*
"Yeah, this is Huggs out in the central courtyard. Put me through to somebody in artillery. Hey, I got a mischievous mini snowman out here by the seesaw and he's giving me all kinds of trouble. I want a hot water salvo on this area asap. Make it rain...hold it! Belay that order".
He's coming right for us.
"Did you want hot water or hot lead?"
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Both.
He's kinda cute actually. I mean look at him, how dangerous could he possib..
*mini snowman rips large metal pole out of ground and charges*
Oh dear.
*grabs walkie talkie*
Send it. Send it all please.
*mini snowman slams pole in the ground. Climbs up, and jumps off onto Rabbits coat. Snuggles himself against her neck*
Aww. Little fella thinks you're his momma.
*Huggs reaches out to pet him, gets growled at*
I guess he'll just have to get used to me later. C'mon, we need to get back inside before the shells start falling.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 24, 2019, 05:41:18 PM
Both.
He's kinda cute actually. I mean look at him, how dangerous could he possib..
*mini snowman rips large metal pole out of ground and charges*
Oh dear.
*grabs walkie talkie*
Send it. Send it all please.
*mini snowman slams pole in the ground. Climbs up, and jumps off onto Rabbits coat. Snuggles himself against her neck*
Aww. Little fella thinks you're his momma.
*Huggs reaches out to pet him, gets growled at*
I guess he'll just have to get used to me later. C'mon, we need to get back inside before the shells start falling.
*maniacal laughter*
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EH5mU1XWkAAzhGW.png:small)
Great. She now has an assault snowman.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 24, 2019, 11:21:41 PM
Great. She now has an assault snowman.
Spoiler
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Angry snowmen and Mark Rolston.
*gasps*
That would be an awesome Christmas movie . . .
The flame thrower would be put to good use in that one.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 12:25:10 AM
The flame thrower would be put to good use in that one.
If his character can get one.
I just want to see the man swinging at snowmen with a baseball bat and cursing all the way.
Sort of like dawn of the dead meet krampus then?
Snowed in at the sportsmans warehouse, fighting to survive.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 12:30:16 AM
Sort of like dawn of the dead meet krampus then?
Snowed in at the sportsmans warehouse, fighting to survive.
Yes.
But wouldn't the snowmen be invincible outside?
I mean as long as the snow was falling, they'd keep regenerating.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 01:12:59 AM
But wouldn't the snowmen be invincible outside?
I mean as long as the snow was falling, they'd keep regenerating.
Not if they don't have their cursed hats.
But what if there's a Hat Co. Next door?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 01:30:20 AM
But what if there's a Hat Co. Next door?
Someone has to build the snowmen.
Sounds like a good role for Paul Reiser.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 02:09:24 AM
Sounds like a good role for Paul Reiser.
Shockingly enough, it was old man Reiser coming to mind rather than Burke.
Maybe Gorman could make a cameo as an old man with an Elmer fudd hat. He could blast the snowmen with his shotgun, only to be overwhelmed and turned into a snowman too.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 02:21:02 AM
Maybe Gorman could make a cameo as an old man with an Elmer fudd hat. He could blast the snowmen with his shotgun, only to be overwhelmed and turned into a snowman too.
First thought: Aww, Gorman in an Elmer Fudd hat sounds adorable!
Second thought: Good idea, Huggs.
I'd have seen him as the marshal, but he already did that in isolation.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 02:37:21 AM
I'd have seen him as the marshal, but he already did that in isolation.
Yeah.
What's Biehn's role in this one?
The mysterious stranger.
The one who will stand by the fire when things get really bad, and we find out that he's seen this happen before.
"You think you know what's coming. You don't."
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 02:55:24 AM
The mysterious stranger.
The one who will stand by the fire when things get really bad, and we find out that he's seen this happen before.
"You think you know what's coming. You don't."
Rolston's character might spit in the fire.
"That doesn't help us!"
That's when you need old man Carl Weather's to give his "that's a bullsh*t psyche job, there's two or three men out there at most" line from predator.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 03:11:15 AM
That's when you need old man Carl Weather's to give his "that's a bullsh*t psyche job, there's two or three men out there at most" line from predator.
I need to sit down and write this.
"Hell has frozen over. And now it's breaking loose"
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 03:30:06 AM
"Hell has frozen over. And now it's breaking loose"
I guess that'll be the tagline.
The little snowman is leaving wet spots all over the place. Yesterday he short circuited one of the sentry smoochers and almost got me kissed to death. He's cute as can be, but he's wreaking havoc. I think he wants back out.
Have you considered returning him to his natural habitat?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 25, 2019, 05:35:32 PM
The little snowman is leaving wet spots all over the place. Yesterday he short circuited one of the sentry smoochers and almost got me kissed to death. He's cute as can be, but he's wreaking havoc. I think he wants back out.
Have you considered returning him to his natural habitat?
I'll let him out and see if he returns.
Tell him to bring back some Pizza if he does.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 26, 2019, 03:02:50 AM
Tell him to bring back some Pizza if he does.
. . . I forgot to tell him.
Rats.
Well, if he does come back, maybe he'll at least bring some walnuts with him or something.
It's almost Thanksgiving!
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/12/79/3a/12793a7f511a8f9962c6811be6c60d12.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 28, 2019, 03:08:51 AM
It's almost Thanksgiving!
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/12/79/3a/12793a7f511a8f9962c6811be6c60d12.jpg)
Rolston Pest Control takes holidays off. No facehuggers better get on the Recess Turkey.
Well, it's officially the Christmas season now.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 28, 2019, 10:48:48 PM
Well, it's officially the Christmas season now.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJg-Zf_WsAE1rkX.jpg:small)
I wonder how many people will get maced by sweet old ladies tomorrow?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 29, 2019, 01:11:02 AM
I wonder how many people will get maced by sweet old ladies tomorrow?
I'm staying in.
Did you make an Oreo cake?
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 29, 2019, 01:26:21 AM
Did you make an Oreo cake?
No.
I should. Mark Rolston's birthday is next Saturday.
Goodness gracious, I did not know that.
Now I feel a deep sense of shame.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 29, 2019, 01:32:17 AM
Goodness gracious, I did not know that.
Now I feel a deep sense of shame.
Yep. December 7th.
Wow. The same day as Pearl Harbor.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 29, 2019, 01:39:08 AM
Wow. The same day as Pearl Harbor.
Yeah, not the best date to have.
But it forever gained a unique sense of hope and positivity once he was born.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 29, 2019, 01:53:57 AM
But it forever gained a unique sense of hope and positivity once he was born.
I wouldn't equate the majority of his roles with hope and positivity.
The awesomeness that is Drake cancels out the negativity of granddaddy Boggs.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 29, 2019, 02:08:38 AM
The awesomeness that is Drake cancels out the negativity of granddaddy Boggs.
It is a remarkable coincidence that both of his most iconic characters were in prison.
The Aliens got one, and Byron got the other.
I guess "Hadley" held nothing but bad news for the both of them.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 29, 2019, 02:13:23 AM
The Aliens got one, and Byron got the other.
I guess "Hadley" held nothing but bad news for the both of them.
Well, this blew my mind today.
"The Hadley Effect"
Somewhere between shawshank and hadleys hope, there might've been another rendezvous.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 30, 2019, 01:59:37 AM
Somewhere between shawshank and hadleys hope, there might've been another rendezvous.
A third Rolston?
There had to have been other links in the chain.
Quote from: Huggs on Nov 30, 2019, 02:06:57 AM
There had to have been other links in the chain.
Many, I think.
"In other news: Scientists with the University Of Ancestral Research announced today that they have discovered a veritable herd of wild Rolston within the Global Genetic Timeline. The announcement comes amid a recent slew of public and governmental complaints levied against the University, which allege that the unauthorized search for copious amounts of Rolston could (in fact) lead to a large scale blowing of minds due to the potential for an overexposure to awesomeness. A spokesman for the U.O.A.R insisted that Government oversight would have done nothing to prevent or minimize the overall impact of a mass Rolston discovery".
"This is a developing story. Stay tuned for further updates as we receive them."
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 01, 2019, 01:04:34 AM
"In other news: Scientists with the University Of Ancestral Research announced today that they have discovered a veritable herd of wild Rolston within the Global Genetic Timeline. The announcement comes amid a recent slew of public and governmental complaints levied against the University, which allege that the unauthorized search for copious amounts of Rolston could (in fact) lead to a large scale blowing of minds due to the potential for an overexposure to awesomeness. A spokesman for the U.O.A.R insisted that Government oversight would have done nothing to prevent or minimize the overall impact of a mass Rolston discovery".
"This is a developing story. Stay tuned for further updates as we receive them."
This STAYS in the Recess Thread, haha.
I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard.
"You've been listening to WRTN. Subsidiary of the Alien News Network."
"And now, a message from one of our sponsors".
"Hello, I'm Mark Rolston. Is your sh*t fruity? Do you find yourself in need of slippers before you're even halfway alert? Well, here at Rolston Cryogenics we say that's just unnecessary. Our state of the art LV-426 cryo-pods offer unrivaled stasis performance, with all the creature comforts our customers have come to expect. Internal temperature regulators and multiple interior options allow for complete customization of your sleep space. We also offer our own line of pre-designed theme-pods. Are you a horror fan? Well we've got you covered with our Grade-4 Iron Maiden.
(Slams lid on demonstration occupant. Screaming is heard).
So if you're tired of the same ol' same old, tell your superior officer to get their stripes down to our show room and we'll hook you up. Because remember, it might just be a big box, but you're the one that's goin' in it".
This is the best thing I've ever read.
Does Bill Hope have the crazy eyes again?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 01, 2019, 02:12:23 AM
Does Bill Hope have the crazy eyes again?
Um . . .
Yes.
Spoiler
(https://www.therpf.com/forums/attachments/cam00608-jpg.544893/)
Shh . . . Don't. Move.
Gorman: "Look..uh..Apone...I want you to collect magazines from everybody"
Apone: "Say again"
Gorman: "We can't have anybody reading in there"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 01, 2019, 02:22:06 AM
Gorman: "Look..uh..Apone...I want you to collect magazines from everybody"
Apone: "Say again"
Gorman: "We can't have anybody reading in there"
:laugh:
"What are we supposed to use man? Flip-books?"
"I like to keep this (whips out travel guide) for intellectual stimulation"
"I heard that"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 01, 2019, 02:30:29 AM
"What are we supposed to use man? Flip-books?"
"I like to keep this (whips out travel guide) for intellectual stimulation"
"I heard that"
"Do the thing with the book, man."
"It doesn't matter when it's fiction, baby"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 01, 2019, 02:35:37 AM
"It doesn't matter when it's fiction, baby"
"Yeah, but the one you had was romantic comedy."
"Not enough to wake up to your crappy thrillers, Drake."
". . . Is that a joke?"
"There's typos all over the place!"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 01, 2019, 04:01:21 AM
"There's typos all over the place!"
Drake hits his book against the seat brace.
"A crew member was brought back with something attached to his face. Some kind of book."
24 days till Christmas.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/251fadb43aa56cadd342e9f17c14197f/tumblr_nw4kn704aw1qdhps7o7_r1_250.gif)
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We're getting the tree on Saturday.
Sweet.
We usually get Frasier or Douglas Firs here.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 02, 2019, 02:44:15 AM
Sweet.
We usually get Frasier or Douglas Firs here.
Balsam fir.
They're nice.
We've got one here that is 30 or 40 feet tall, and about 20 feet wide.
I've often thought of covering it in giant lights.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 02, 2019, 03:03:13 AM
They're nice.
We've got one here that is 30 or 40 feet tall, and about 20 feet wide.
I've often thought of covering it in giant lights.
(https://i.gifer.com/8XCO.gif)
I'd feel like Garfield scrambling up the Christmas tree.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 02, 2019, 03:55:30 AM
I'd feel like Garfield scrambling up the Christmas tree.
Rabbits can't climb.
What if there were tickets to a luncheon with Mark Rolston at the top?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 02, 2019, 03:59:21 AM
What if there were tickets to a luncheon with Mark Rolston at the top?
We sprout wings and fly.
I thought flying rabbits were a sign of the apocalypse?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 02, 2019, 04:04:52 AM
I thought flying rabbits were a sign of the apocalypse?
Nope.
Phwew. Thank goodness.
I have nothing leather at the moment. You can't enjoy the apocalypse without copious amounts of leather.
I see you, Huggs.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
*tackle hug*
*happy gas*
*runs*
*chases while laughing*
"Run . . . run . . ."
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
*activates fart boosters*
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 04, 2019, 02:30:15 AM
*activates fart boosters*
G A M E O V E R, M A N!
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(https://ak5.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/15693055/thumb/10.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D92VPSbXYAIJHBM.jpg:small)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.quickmeme.com%2Fimg%2F1e%2F1ed31fb6db6521e27fc310a66b2fb0fdb4f13f39d434c6ce0c67edd00831caaf.jpg&hash=09909317e02b46dcaf1cff4867a878feae4dc0b4)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 05, 2019, 12:14:27 AM
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Baby farts, oh, no!
Bad-boy farts.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 05, 2019, 01:03:58 AM
Bad-boy farts.
I think Drake is in the silent-but-deadly category.
"Hey Hicks, you look just how I smell"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 05, 2019, 01:34:06 AM
"Hey Hicks, you look just how I smell"
If that's the first thing you smell out of cryo, you're in for a bad time.
We creep ever closer to Christmas.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 05, 2019, 01:51:02 AM
We creep ever closer to Christmas.
Three weeks.
I kind of like the season more than the actual holiday.
It's my favorite holiday, but the atmosphere after thanksgiving is what I love the most
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 05, 2019, 01:58:33 AM
I kind of like the season more than the actual holiday.
It's my favorite holiday, but the atmosphere after thanksgiving is what I love the most
Yeah.
We should put more ornaments on the avpg Christmas tree soon.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 05, 2019, 02:30:40 AM
We should put more ornaments on the avpg Christmas tree soon.
One of them is hidden behind the dumpster. I need someone to help me drag it in.
Be sure to hang up Jerry's golf ball... and undies!
We've got the golf ball.
And lots of other things.
Some of them living.
Some of them *whack!* keep tryin' to escape *WHACK!!*
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 02:12:40 AM
Some of them *whack!* keep tryin' to escape *WHACK!!*
You're ruining the garland I used to hang them up.
Oh, it'll be fine.
*lights flamethrower*
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 02:31:30 AM
Oh, it'll be fine.
*lights flamethrower*
You're going to burn the tree and Gorman. Put that down.
It's the only way to eliminate the possibility of contamination.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wzep1460.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FCHRISTMAS-TREE-FIRE.jpg&hash=02c543a4f09f2d6ea5026aa31b8a0edf61253b39)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:00:45 AM
It's the only way to eliminate the possibility of contamination.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wzep1460.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FCHRISTMAS-TREE-FIRE.jpg&hash=02c543a4f09f2d6ea5026aa31b8a0edf61253b39)
That's what you hire Rolston Pest Control for.
One of those ornaments is not what it appears to be. By next week it could be all of them.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:12:44 AM
One of those ornaments is not what it appears to be. By tomorrow it could be all of them.
What is it, then?
"What we're talking about here is an organism...that imitates other life-forms, and it imitates them perfectly"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:18:03 AM
"What we're talking about here is an organism...that imitates other life-forms, and it imitates them perfectly"
Is it the mini snowman?
I don't know. But it needs to be in close proximity to a target to assimilate. It could already be a Christmas tree by now.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:25:20 AM
I don't know. But it needs to be in close proximity to a target to assimilate. It could already be a Christmas tree by now.
I'm taking my ornaments and getting a new tree.
Without the proper laboratory tests, you may run into a carnivorous conifer.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:42:29 AM
Without the proper laboratory tests, you may run into a carnivorous conifer.
Yeah . . .
Where am I keeping these decorations until then?
Under careful watch. Company regs mandate a 24 hour quarantine.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:50:55 AM
Under careful watch. Company regs mandate a 24 hour quarantine.
Will the tranquilizer last that long?
About 6 hours max. After that, it's game time.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:54:15 AM
About 6 hours max. After that, it's game time.
Crap.
The only hope is to journey deep into the Amazonian rain forest and consult a shaman for a magic poultice.
It may be our only chance.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 03:59:27 AM
The only hope is to journey deep into the Amazonian rain forest and consult a shaman for a magic poultice.
It may be our only chance.
And we're taking the lieutenant with us?
We'll, I'm back.
That went a lot quicker than I thought. Here, break off a piece of this poultice and shove it up his nose. Careful, it's pretty pungent.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 04:04:51 AM
We'll, I'm back.
That went a lot quicker than I thought. Here, break off a piece of this poultice and shove it up his nose. Careful, it's pretty pungent.
What's it made from?
Awesomeness.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 04:14:47 AM
Awesomeness.
*shrugs* Can't go wrong with awesomeness.
He even wrote directions. It calls for two plugs of awesome. One in the left nostril. One in the....oooookay. We'll just forget that.
*tosses paper*
I suppose we can just hope that tranquilizer was a double dose.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 06, 2019, 04:26:56 AM
He even wrote directions. It calls for two plugs of awesome. One in the left nostril. One in the....oooookay. We'll just forget that.
*tosses paper*
I suppose we can just hope that tranquilizer was a double dose.
One in the places-that-shall-not-be-named?
Can one down the throat suffice?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 06, 2019, 12:00:53 PM
One in the places-that-shall-not-be-named?
Can one down the throat suffice?
I think there was something in the directions about that.
Let me just grab..
*directions blow away*
...crap.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 07, 2019, 02:30:18 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 06, 2019, 12:00:53 PM
One in the places-that-shall-not-be-named?
Can one down the throat suffice?
I think there was something in the directions about that.
Let me just grab..
*directions blow away*
...crap.
*rabbit fit*
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7978792960/h587BAEDC/)
Now is not the time for fear!
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 07, 2019, 02:34:40 AM
Now is not the time for fear!
Fear? Or madness?
(https://www.therpf.com/forums/attachments/cam00608-jpg.544893/)
One begets the other.
We have moments to act. Here, take this bowl of macaroni.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 07, 2019, 02:40:32 AM
One begets the other.
We have moments to act. Here, take this bowl of macaroni.
OK.
And what do I do with it? Cook it?
It's my dinner.
I'm not engaging in spontaneous medical procedures while I eat.
Quickly now, he's coming to!
*whacks with mallet*
There we go.
*snaps latex glove*
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 07, 2019, 02:48:50 AM
It's my dinner.
I'm not engaging in spontaneous medical procedures while I eat.
Quickly now, he's coming to!
*whacks with mallet*
There we go.
*snaps latex glove*
One doink on the head.
That's it.
No fancy poultice.
First, vee shall apply a jenerous amount of luuuuubricant.
Spoiler
There. That squeaking door was driving me crazy. And now, let us attend to the patient.
*gets crazy doctor look*
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 07, 2019, 02:55:28 AM
First, vee shall apply a jenerous amount of luuuuubricant.
Spoiler
There. That squeaking door was driving me crazy. And now, let us attend to the patient.
*gets crazy doctor look*
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/96/48/339648f7c8096591db991208a676fff7.jpg)
You might want to back up.
*whirring*
*hammering*
*sawing*
*rubber ducky squeaks*
*horn honks*
*giggling*
*shotgun blast*
*oven timer ding*
And...done!
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 07, 2019, 03:13:37 AM
*rubber ducky squeaks*
Not the duckies!
What have you done?!
I find them stimulating.
And incredibly hilarious.
*squeaking*
Tee! A teehee! Ahoo!
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 07, 2019, 03:31:07 AM
I find them stimulating.
And incredibly hilarious.
*squeaking*
Tee! A teehee! Ahoo!
This is probably worse than us just tying a man to the tree.
I named this one Mr. Chuckles.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 07, 2019, 03:35:32 AM
I named this one Mr. Chuckles.
And where's Mr. Giggles?
I keep him handy, for close encounters.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 07, 2019, 04:02:01 AM
I keep him handy, for close encounters.
Was he the one I saw by the macaroni bowl?
Nobody sees Mr. Giggle coming, unless Mr. Giggles wants them to.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 07, 2019, 04:08:53 AM
Nobody sees Mr. Giggle coming, unless Mr. Giggles wants them to.
"Not me, man!"
*snaps fingers, west side story style*
"He's no simple, rubbery ducky. You won't see him, no such lucky. Watch those corners, look under there. I just made you, say underwear. Here comes the giggleman!"
It's not part of Recess if there's no underwear or farts.
Are we really this close to 300 pages?
All we have around here is giant brown jackrabbits. If they all looked as cute and fluffy as the ones in the videos
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/2-month_old_Holland_lops.jpg)
I think I'd be overrun with furbabies in no time.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 07, 2019, 04:29:45 AM
It's not part of Recess if there's no underwear or farts.
Are we really this close to 300 pages?
Indeed we are.
Cute.
Fluffy.
Assistants to smartgunners.
Cuddly Platoon, get on the ready line!
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 08, 2019, 12:53:39 AM
Cuddly Platoon, get on the ready line!
If they actually get on the Ready Line instead of hop all over the docking bay, that's a force to be reckoned with.
Tactiflops
Death from above
(https://printclublondon.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/HAM-PARACHUTE-RABBIT-CUTOUT-597x800.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 08, 2019, 09:07:53 PM
Death from above
https://printclublondon.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/HAM-PARACHUTE-RABBIT-CUTOUT-597x800.jpg
Wheeeeee!
(https://images03.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/full/public/brightcove/videos/images/posters/2017/07/28/77374810001_1824486657001_ari-origin06-arc-163-1346859851595.jpg?itok=xxy5OhRq)
"Darned Hareforce"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 08, 2019, 09:32:25 PM
https://images03.military.com/sites/default/files/styles/full/public/brightcove/videos/images/posters/2017/07/28/77374810001_1824486657001_ari-origin06-arc-163-1346859851595.jpg?itok=xxy5OhRq
"Darned Hareforce"
"How can they cut the power, man, they're animals!"
Spoiler
(https://leftinflyovercountry.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/aliens-hicks-vent.jpg)
Spoiler
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Quote from: Huggs on Dec 08, 2019, 09:45:38 PM
Spoiler
(https://leftinflyovercountry.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/aliens-hicks-vent.jpg)
Spoiler
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"Prepared to be nommed by cuteness."
I can think of worse ways to go.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 08, 2019, 11:08:09 PM
I can think of worse ways to go.
Hudson gassing the APC with his methane, perhaps.
He lets it ferment for 17 days.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 09, 2019, 12:28:11 AM
He lets it ferment for 17 days.
"Oh, dear
God, Hudson."
(https://miro.medium.com/max/560/0*x1vkW43HObnB13Iz.jpg)
We can't have any farting in there.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 09, 2019, 02:28:36 AM
We can't have any farting in there.
"Come on, man, I've been holding it for a long time!"
Remember the dance he was doing in the hive?
What if it was just poopie time?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 09, 2019, 11:35:08 PM
Remember the dance he was doing in the hive?
What if it was just poopie time?
"I gotta go, Lieutenant, man!"
"Keep it together, Hudson--no, don't squat in the hive, dammit!"
Vasquez in the hallway: "...Hudson may have shite"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 09, 2019, 11:46:31 PM
Vasquez in the hallway: "...Hudson may have shite"
(https://scientificgems.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/gorman.jpg)
"Dear God, why was I assigned here?"
There's nothing there.
What does it mean?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 09, 2019, 11:51:32 PM
There's nothing there.
What does it mean?
I fixed it. I sorry.
You have nothing to be sorry about.
And Gorman likes to smell his microphones.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 09, 2019, 11:57:17 PM
You have nothing to be sorry about.
And Gorman likes to smell his microphones.
It got stuck in a pine tree.
It's because he can smell danger.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 10, 2019, 12:04:00 AM
It's because he can smell danger.
Like a cat.
Before pouncing on your sock.
How many yarn balls is this for you LT?
2, including this one.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 10, 2019, 12:08:42 AM
How many yarn balls is this for you LT?
2, including this one.
Well, that's a mental image I didn't know I needed.
Somebody said "Bunnies". She thought they said "Ultra Bad@ss Combat Bunnies" and signed up.
300 pages.
*rabbit dance*
Don't forget to Binky.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif)
2 more weeks until Santa starts breaking into peoples houses again.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 12, 2019, 12:45:54 AM
2 more weeks until Santa starts breaking into peoples houses again.
Hudson dresses up as Santa and gets stuck in the chimney.
He'll have flashbacks to Aliens when the elves try to pull him loose.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 12, 2019, 01:44:40 AM
He'll have flashbacks to Aliens when the elves try to pull him loose.
"No! Not me, man!"
You don't want stress gas near open flames.
The fireball sets the elves on fire, they run around setting everything else on fire. It's a mess.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 12, 2019, 01:50:37 AM
You don't want stress gas near open flames.
The fireball sets the elves on fire, they run around setting everything else on fire. It's a mess.
"Dammit, Hudson!"
He expects milk and fruity sh*t.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 12, 2019, 02:15:14 AM
He expects milk and fruity sh*t.
That sounds like it would make the gas worse.
The sleigh might run on Christmas cheer, but it's the diet that gives it the speed.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 12, 2019, 02:30:52 AM
The sleigh might run on Christmas cheer, but it's the diet that gives it the speed.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmovie-dude.co.uk%2FDaniel%2520Kash%2520%2520Aliens%2520%281986%29.jpg&hash=437c773c8c1a7e23e028a52d4e2ed75aaed73f3f)
I'm solving all kinds of mysteries on here.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 12, 2019, 02:42:16 AM
I'm solving all kinds of mysteries on here.
Milk and cookies is a power combo.
Cookies, with extra fiber.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 12, 2019, 03:04:43 AM
Cookies, with extra fiber.
School/hospital/nursing home cookies.
No chocolate, all raisins.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 12, 2019, 03:12:38 AM
No chocolate, all raisins.
Oatmeal: the antithesis of chocolate chip.
Try flax seed, oatmeal, raisin, fiber powder, wheat flower, bran, nuts, chia, and quinoa.
AKA "fiber bombs".
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 12, 2019, 03:35:22 AM
Try flax seed, oatmeal, raisin, fiber powder, wheat flower, bran, nuts, chia, and quinoa.
AKA "fiber bombs".
You won't be able to go for a week.
Au contraire, you'll go too much.
It probably feels like this:
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-20-2015/I5W3rz.gif)
(https://www.choconchoc.co.uk/pub/media/wysiwyg/blogimages/ChocolatePouring.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 13, 2019, 01:04:51 AM
(https://www.choconchoc.co.uk/pub/media/wysiwyg/blogimages/ChocolatePouring.jpg)
*licks screen*
*look of shock*
That was supposed to represent the fiber cookie aftermath.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 13, 2019, 01:09:06 AM
*look of shock*
That was supposed to represent the fiber cookie aftermath.
. . .
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
For a moment I thought
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.wh.cdnds.net%2Fimages%2F2005%2Fwoman_pouring_chocolate_getty__medium_4x3.jpg&hash=e7e5e49353e9b8b25d0ed00f93b19167c12d43ba)
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6JaswO2dExw/TkrG5e-pqTI/AAAAAAAAAvk/K3CHMJrHmZ0/s1600/8ballbunny44.jpg)
Mistakes have been made.
Quick! Here's some real chocolate!
(https://d14peyhpiu05bf.cloudfront.net/uploads/2018/01/shutterstock_386913436-770x513.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 13, 2019, 02:02:02 AM
Quick! Here's some real chocolate!
(https://d14peyhpiu05bf.cloudfront.net/uploads/2018/01/shutterstock_386913436-770x513.jpg)
You're not tricking me, are you?
I don't think so.
Hello, what's this?
Uh-oh.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 13, 2019, 03:33:25 AM
Hello, what's this?
Uh-oh.
It's . . . madness!
(https://www.therpf.com/forums/attachments/cam00608-jpg.544893/)
Wild Bill Gorman in his natural habitat.
What's that he's reaching for?
Greatness, that's what.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 13, 2019, 03:40:07 AM
Wild Bill Gorman in his natural habitat.
What's that he's reaching for?
Greatness, that's what.
A bunny named Greatness?
Could be. Could be.
I think those are Jazz hands.
You mean Jazz hand ;)
Half the movement, twice the soul.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 13, 2019, 11:39:30 PM
You mean Jazz hand ;)
Half the movement, twice the soul.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/287385b753d1af8ef29a55912cdc6e75/tenor.gif)
I'd like to shrink myself down, and burrow my way into its belly fur.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 14, 2019, 12:32:14 AM
I'd like to shrink myself down, and burrow my way into its belly fur.
(https://creatureofthewheel.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/aliens-drake.jpg?w=663)
Them: Are you coming out of there?
Me: No.
Them: Leave the Rabbit alone.
Me: I am.
Them: You're hiding in its fur.
Me: I'm not hiding, you know exactly where I am.
Them: Don't make us get the thing.
Me: I'm not coming out, and you can't make me.
Them: Get the thing.
Me: *grabs rabbit teet and racks it like a shotgun*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Sir, we've got a snuggly situation here
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 14, 2019, 01:29:51 AM
Sir, we've got a snuggly situation here
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/251fadb43aa56cadd342e9f17c14197f/tumblr_nw4kn704aw1qdhps7o7_r1_250.gif)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsbiscuit.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2F353-christmas-bunny.jpg&hash=882d7d7c6792b36530f68db8c5a451f63fa60dcf)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 14, 2019, 07:52:42 PM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/353-christmas-bunny.jpg
Super Santa Bunny arrives, and leaves little balls of chocolate all over the floor.
They smell suspicious.
They're kinda crunchy.
*chews in an investigative manner*
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 14, 2019, 11:44:50 PM
They're kinda crunchy.
*chews in an investigative manner*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Are these like...milk duds or summin'?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 15, 2019, 12:25:33 AM
Are these like...milk duds or summin'?
Uh . . . no.
I figured. They taste too organic.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 15, 2019, 02:11:49 AM
I figured. They taste too organic.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
What's that look for...
Oh...oh no...
(https://cdn.wallpapersafari.com/51/30/KfiZgP.jpg)
Revenge for the chocolate poo.
Dark chocolate!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-SmY2DZWIf_k%2FT-DoqqHOt9I%2FAAAAAAAAAVs%2FZjN5lv4m_kE%2Fs1600%2FCrying%2BBaby.jpg&hash=5773e1b56b51dd89b354c519c1b54ff5534eb7b1)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 15, 2019, 02:43:08 AM
Dark chocolate!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SmY2DZWIf_k/T-DoqqHOt9I/AAAAAAAAAVs/ZjN5lv4m_kE/s1600/Crying+Baby.jpg
Yes.
Dark chocolate.
Would you like to try some?
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/011/548/3059_135068129530.jpg)
What evilness have I stumbled upon.
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 15, 2019, 03:00:54 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 15, 2019, 02:54:39 AM
What evilness have I stumbled upon.
A lot.
MWUHAHAHAHA!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-dXA7MuyqLBc%2FUZ6nRKfullI%2FAAAAAAAADJk%2FR6wClONueL8%2Fs1600%2FIMG_6354.JPG&hash=41e416200659e09c0d406abbb782c64231d879e0)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 15, 2019, 03:03:58 AM
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want some chocolate?
Yeah my better half has Godiva. Sshe's always keeping my hands off her milks. I'm only allowed to eat tyhe dark chocolates
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 15, 2019, 03:05:07 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 15, 2019, 03:00:54 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 15, 2019, 02:54:39 AM
What evilness have I stumbled upon.
A lot.
MWUHAHAHAHA!!!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-dXA7MuyqLBc%2FUZ6nRKfullI%2FAAAAAAAADJk%2FR6wClONueL8%2Fs1600%2FIMG_6354.JPG&hash=41e416200659e09c0d406abbb782c64231d879e0)
I can't look at that without laughing.
that's because you are incredibly smart
I am smart.
Am smart Super Bunny.
And a smartgunner bunny too.
*runs past laughing, and hides behind bush*
*giggles*
This thread is cursed.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 16, 2019, 01:09:00 AM
*runs past laughing, and hides behind bush*
*giggles*
. . . Did you put a "Kick Me" sign on my back?
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Dec 16, 2019, 01:40:59 AM
This thread is cursed.
My powers are growing.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 16, 2019, 01:54:03 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 16, 2019, 01:09:00 AM
*runs past laughing, and hides behind bush*
*giggles*
. . . Did you put a "Kick Me" sign on my back?
No. I put one that says "kiss the cook" on you. The semi-annual hot chili appreciation parade is coming this way.
I suggest you run. ;D
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 16, 2019, 02:00:16 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 16, 2019, 01:54:03 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 16, 2019, 01:09:00 AM
*runs past laughing, and hides behind bush*
*giggles*
. . . Did you put a "Kick Me" sign on my back?
No. I put one that says "kiss the cook" on you. The semi-annual hot chili appreciation parade is coming this way.
I suggest you run. ;D
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/GqtmbZoI1JqJa/giphy.gif)
My god, she's assumed the form of a rabbit stampede!
Diabolical.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 16, 2019, 02:30:24 AM
My god, she's assumed the form of a rabbit stampede!
Diabolical.
*evil laughter*
I should be safe in this.
(https://giantcarrots.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/giant-carrot-of-ohakune3.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 16, 2019, 02:47:45 AM
I should be safe in this.
(https://giantcarrots.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/giant-carrot-of-ohakune3.jpg)
About as safe as any living thing next to Mark Rolston's meanest character.
I've got connections to the Hadley empire.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 16, 2019, 03:34:37 AM
I've got connections to the Hadley empire.
The only weakness.
They owe me. I once told them where the bear pooped in the buckwheat.
Christmas is a week away.
(https://dan4kent.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wile-e-coyote-the-cunning.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 18, 2019, 01:56:33 AM
Christmas is a week away.
(https://dan4kent.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wile-e-coyote-the-cunning.jpg)
Yep.
Cookies are done.
Sweet!
What kind?
Chocolate jumbos.
Shortbread cookies.
Raspberry thumbprint.
Peanut butter blossoms.
Chocolate truffles.
That's a whole lotta yummy.
Yeah.
The truffles were a pain.
I hope they weren't too much truffle.
*Ba-dum-tsh*
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 18, 2019, 03:35:58 AM
I hope they weren't too much truffle.
*Ba-dum-tsh*
After awhile, nah.
"Definitely inside the bakery"
"Man this is a big freakin' recipe. 8 cups of sugar? 7? 4 cups man. What the hell?"
"You're not reading it right"
"I'm reading right man, look!"
"There must've been something we missed"
"We didn't miss anything"
"Its bake time"
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/dd958e3cd9513653379f3927e7946419/tumblr_ooocrmUse71qmob6ro1_400.gifv)
(https://i.imgur.com/bVugPts.gif)
(https://miro.medium.com/max/560/0*x1vkW43HObnB13Iz.jpg)
You wrecked that lovely cake.
Does that icing say what I think it does?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 19, 2019, 03:06:12 AM
Does that icing say what I think it does?
I've been staring at it and just saw it. :P
Its a "sheet cake"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 19, 2019, 03:41:42 AM
Its a "sheet cake"
I just hope that's actually chocolate frosting.
Well, it was at some point.
In the time before time.
Some 2-3 days previous.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
I see you, Huggs. Peeking at what threads everyone's on.
I was hanging mistletoe.
I can't help myself. I'm an agent of mayhem.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 20, 2019, 04:40:47 AM
I was hanging mistletoe.
I can't help myself. I'm an agent of mayhem.
I thought that was Voodoo's job.
I know where all the good spots are around here.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 20, 2019, 04:57:40 AM
I know where all the good spots are around here.
I wouldn't hang any mistletoe over the canon threads.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 20, 2019, 12:55:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 20, 2019, 04:57:40 AM
I know where all the good spots are around here.
I wouldn't hang any mistletoe over the canon threads.
But if anyone could use some kisses, it's angry canon people.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 20, 2019, 01:24:32 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 20, 2019, 12:55:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 20, 2019, 04:57:40 AM
I know where all the good spots are around here.
I wouldn't hang any mistletoe over the canon threads.
But if anyone could use some kisses, it's angry canon people.
You do it.
I'll just watch.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 20, 2019, 02:14:46 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 20, 2019, 01:24:32 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 20, 2019, 12:55:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 20, 2019, 04:57:40 AM
I know where all the good spots are around here.
I wouldn't hang any mistletoe over the canon threads.
But if anyone could use some kisses, it's angry canon people.
You do it.
I'll just watch.
I hope they don't bite me like Pennywise.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 20, 2019, 12:55:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 20, 2019, 04:57:40 AM
I know where all the good spots are around here.
I wouldn't hang any mistletoe over the canon threads.
I was heading for the political thread with a whole box of them.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 20, 2019, 11:58:50 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 20, 2019, 12:55:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 20, 2019, 04:57:40 AM
I know where all the good spots are around here.
I wouldn't hang any mistletoe over the canon threads.
I was heading for the political thread with a whole box of them.
Make sure you take some football equipment and maybe a smartgun with you.
It's going to get really gross in there.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-production.bobvila.com%2Fblogs%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2Fwebclipart.about_.com-mistletoe-Kissing-Ball.png&hash=e98e3209b5aaa690288ac8a1450a3fc944156a6e)
Alright. This area seems pretty set. *sniffs* Ooh, my hands smell like Christmas tree now.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/05/dd/52/05dd526b1629e0435574ab7ae4d698b0.jpg)
Ooh, Christmas tree!
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 20, 2019, 11:58:50 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 20, 2019, 12:55:19 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 20, 2019, 04:57:40 AM
I know where all the good spots are around here.
I wouldn't hang any mistletoe over the canon threads.
I was heading for the political thread with a whole box of them.
Don't... go... in.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-03-2018/6ohyOn.gif)
So, would you rather catch grumpy Drake or crazy Gorman under the mistletoe?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 21, 2019, 02:48:58 AM
So, would you rather catch grumpy Drake or crazy Gorman under the mistletoe?
Neither. Even though Grumpy Drake looks kinda female, Grumpy smooches just aren't the same. And Crazy Gorman would probably try and grab my Christmas balls.
However, bad@$$ smartgunner bunnies are a different story. ;)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 21, 2019, 02:57:33 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 21, 2019, 02:48:58 AM
So, would you rather catch grumpy Drake or crazy Gorman under the mistletoe?
Neither. Even though Grumpy Drake looks kinda female, Grumpy smooches just aren't the same. And Crazy Gorman would probably try and grab my Christmas balls.
However, bad@$$ smartgunner bunnies are a different story. ;)
It's grabbin' time!
(https://www.therpf.com/forums/attachments/cam00608-jpg.544893/)
Looks more like yoyo time.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/2612dfd44a576f60d5e1549538f37b7a/tenor.gif)
Not...a yoyo!!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 21, 2019, 03:14:36 AM
Not...a yoyo!!!!
He's going to haunt your dreams with a yoyo.
If he comes after me in mine, then I'm escaping into yours.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 21, 2019, 03:30:52 AM
If he comes after me in mine, I'm escaping into yours.
Are we telling Bill Hope about this when Hicks gets him on the podcast?
Lets just mark it as classified.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 21, 2019, 03:34:55 AM
Lets just mark it as classified.
We don't know anything.
Preliminary report of page #308 of The Recess Thread. Commanding Officer Reporting.
"All materials pertaining to ---- ---- redacted and scheduled for destruction. Minor flirtation by CO, along with evidence of a possible yoyo sighting. Suggest immediate scrub of pages 306 and 307, and grid searches for unreported mistletoe in this and other threads".
END TRANSMISSION
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 21, 2019, 03:48:20 AM
Preliminary report of page #308 of The Recess Thread. Commanding Officer Reporting.
"All materials pertaining to ---- ---- redacted and scheduled for destruction. Minor flirtation by CO, along with evidence of a possible yoyo sighting. Suggest immediate scrub of pages 306 and 307, and grid searches for unreported mistletoe in this and other threads".
END TRANSMISSION
Don't forget the rabbit stampede.
That was deemed too cool to be classified.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 21, 2019, 04:06:15 AM
That was deemed too cool to be classified.
Or too adorable.
No doubt. It would've been even cuter if all those innocent civilians hadn't been allergic.
And here, take this. I know The Company's policy on Holiday Rituals is somewhat hostile, but it's Christmas time for heaven's sake.
Spoiler
*2.5 second mistletoe kiss*
Spoiler
You can slap me if you want. I won't mind, that was totally worth it. ;)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 21, 2019, 04:20:59 AM
No doubt. It would've been even cuter if all those innocent civilians hadn't been allergic.
And here, take this. I know The Company's policy on Holiday Rituals is somewhat hostile, but it's Christmas time for heaven's sake.
Spoiler
*2.5 second mistletoe kiss*
Spoiler
You can slap me if you want. I won't mind, that was totally worth it. ;)
Spoiler
And I appreciate it.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 21, 2019, 04:35:48 AM
Spoiler
And I appreciate it.
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/08/0f/19080fe652259e460f4f3e33b7aae443.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 21, 2019, 05:57:20 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 21, 2019, 04:35:48 AM
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And I appreciate it.
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/08/0f/19080fe652259e460f4f3e33b7aae443.gif)
I should probably write a scene where Drake walks up to Vasquez with mistletoe in his cap.
Would intense combat ensue?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 22, 2019, 01:23:20 AM
Would intense combat ensue?
More like intense cuddling.
Spoiler
They're not dainty like Wierzbowski and Eliza.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 22, 2019, 03:41:27 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 22, 2019, 01:23:20 AM
Would intense combat ensue?
More like intense cuddling.
Spoiler
They're not dainty like Wierzbowski and Eliza.
I...am quite intrigued by this.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 22, 2019, 04:08:06 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 22, 2019, 03:41:27 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 22, 2019, 01:23:20 AM
Would intense combat ensue?
More like intense cuddling.
Spoiler
They're not dainty like Wierzbowski and Eliza.
I...am quite intrigued by this.
By intense cuddling, or daintiness?
Intense daintiness, that leads to cuddling of an equal or greater intensity.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 22, 2019, 04:38:15 AM
Intense daintiness, that leads to cuddling of an equal or greater intensity.
'Ski's a bit too gentle for that.
The intensity would move as fast as molasses.
I think for Drake and Vasquez, love was the most intense thing outside of combat. Perhaps more so.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 22, 2019, 05:08:20 AM
I think for Drake and Vasquez, love was the most intense thing outside of combat. Perhaps more so.
It's fairly intense in the books.
Spoiler
Although, if you want intense, Spunkmeyer and Ferro can be a bit rowdy.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 22, 2019, 05:22:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 22, 2019, 05:08:20 AM
I think for Drake and Vasquez, love was the most intense thing outside of combat. Perhaps more so.
It's fairly intense in the books.
Spoiler
Although, if you want intense, Spunkmeyer and Ferro can be a bit rowdy.
Spoiler
With each other?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 22, 2019, 05:28:14 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 22, 2019, 05:22:32 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 22, 2019, 05:08:20 AM
I think for Drake and Vasquez, love was the most intense thing outside of combat. Perhaps more so.
It's fairly intense in the books.
Spoiler
Although, if you want intense, Spunkmeyer and Ferro can be a bit rowdy.
Spoiler
With each other?
Spoiler
Yep.
Spoiler
That does it. I'm diving back into the works of T.S. Rabbit.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 22, 2019, 05:36:21 AM
Spoiler
That does it. I'm diving back into the works of T.S. Rabbit.
Spoiler
You won't regret it.
I'm looking forward to it. I just have to finish the last 2 or 3 chapters of The Grapes of Wrath tonight and then I can get started on the Rabbit Omnibus.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 24, 2019, 01:50:33 AM
I'm looking forward to it. I just have to finish the last 2 or 3 chapters of The Grapes of Wrath tonight and then I can get started on the Rabbit Omnibus.
My friend suggested calling the series "Bad Company" (like the squad looks like bad company on the outside, but on the inside are the most loyal friends you'd ever have), so in my head, I'm torn between "officially" calling it "Aliens: Bad Company" or "Aliens: Colonial Marines: Bad Company."
But "Rabbit Omnibus" is good, too.
Here is the logo he made for it.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=61260.0;attach=10532;image)
Christmas Eve. 265 guests, only 1 buddy. But it's you, so everything is alright.
I'm glad you're here.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 25, 2019, 02:21:19 AM
Christmas Eve. 265 guests, only 1 buddy. But it's you, so everything is alright.
I'm glad you're here.
And I'm glad you're here.
I watched like 3 hours of bunny videos last night.
Is it always like that?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 25, 2019, 02:45:57 AM
I watched like 3 hours of bunny videos last night.
Is it always like that?
Yes.
Well, at least I learned some stuff.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 25, 2019, 03:00:47 AM
Well, at least I learned some stuff.
(https://cdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cute-Rabbits-024.jpg)
This got me.
Her little feetsies packing down the dirt at the end was precious.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=baQBc3e1BaE
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 25, 2019, 03:20:48 AM
This got me.
Her little feetsies packing down the dirt at the end was precious.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=baQBc3e1BaE
Bunnies are fussy sometimes.
The woods will never be the same now.
"Dude, are we shootin' or what?"
"Shut up! You'll scare the bunnies!"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 25, 2019, 03:57:14 AM
The woods will never be the same now.
"Dude, are we shootin' or what?"
"Shut up! You'll scare the bunnies!"
Just be careful if the bunnies start shooting.
If they're accompanied by a big blond-ginger smartgunner, run.
Dragons don't scare him.
"What in God's na...Holy Sh*t! O'Dell! Bring up the Ferrets!"
"Man, this is some bullsh*t!"
"What the hell are the firing at us?!"
"Pellets sir!"
"What, like food?"
"I don't think so!"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 25, 2019, 04:09:17 AM
"What in God's na...Holy Sh*t! O'Dell! Bring up the Ferrets!"
"Man, this is some bullsh*t!"
"What the hell are the firing at us?!"
"Pellets sir!"
"What, like food?"
"I don't think so!"
(https://miro.medium.com/max/560/0*x1vkW43HObnB13Iz.jpg)
"Look at all those pellets . . ."
"We can't have any pooping in there".
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 25, 2019, 04:17:39 AM
"We can't have any pooping in there".
I'm crying. :laugh:
"Frost, you got the doodie. Open that bag".
The post-Christmas mess.
There's cookies and marshmallows and passed-out lieutenants all over the floor.
I'll get the big shovel and some Tabasco sauce.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 28, 2019, 04:00:21 AM
I'll get the big shovel and some Tabasco sauce.
Someone drank the Tabasco sauce.
Ah *burp* so I did.
I'll just grab the A1 and some red pepper.
*hops around with a shovel*
Note to self: never tranquilize your Christmas ornaments.
We'll make them run the gauntlet of useless shoes.
May God have mercy on their soles.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 28, 2019, 04:18:32 AM
We'll make them run the gauntlet of useless shoes.
May God have mercy on their soles.
The soles . . . may have been chewed.
Those who lose, must chew the shoes.
Still, it's better than forfeiting. Just ask Jimmy Lipsock.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 28, 2019, 04:23:54 AM
Those who lose, must chew the shoes.
Are you saying bunnies lose?
No, that's just for the larger mammalian contestants. According to the rulebook I have here, section 12, paragraph 5:
"It is impossible for bunnies, or any designated class 3 snuggler, to lose at anything, at anytime, or for any reason".
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 28, 2019, 04:33:09 AM
No, that's just for the larger mammalian contestants. According to the rulebook I have here, section 12, paragraph 5:
"It is impossible for bunnies, or any designated class 3 snuggler, to lose at anything, at anytime, or for any reason".
Even if we trip contestants by nomming on their shoelaces?
Like Santa once told me, "Cuteness is a blank check for naughtiness".
Give em' the BOOP!
I'll be the person who doesn't take down their Christmas stuff until March.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Display it proudly!
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 29, 2019, 02:46:52 AM
There's nothing wrong with that.
Display it proudly!
Spoiler
It takes Wierzbowski awhile to get used to the mini ceramic Christmas tree in Eliza's room.
Spoiler
He needs to be looking at her when he's in there.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 29, 2019, 03:05:57 AM
Spoiler
He needs to be looking at her when he's in there.
Spoiler
He does eventually.
"Love, you do realize it's only September, right?"
Spoiler
Who do you relate to the most?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 29, 2019, 03:45:54 AM
Spoiler
Who do you relate to the most?
Spoiler
Probably Wierzbowski.
I'm painfully shy and move through things very, very slow.
Spoiler
I can feel pieces of you in most of your characters. It's a unique kind of sweetness and apprehension. And even though it's not what I'd ever have expected from the movie characters, you make it work.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 29, 2019, 04:06:13 AM
Spoiler
I can feel pieces of you in most of your characters. It's a unique kind of sweetness and apprehension. And even though it's not what I'd ever have expected from the movie characters, you make it work.
I think I'd be a mixture of Eliza and Hudson.
Spoiler
I didn't think such a combination could exist.
Spoiler
It's probably just gas.
I fixed my library in the main thread of the Fan Fiction board.
It looks good.
Now it just needs a Morgan Freeman narration when you enter the thread.
"Welcome...to the Rabbit-Verse"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 30, 2019, 12:29:42 AM
Now it just needs a Morgan Freeman narration when you enter the thread.
"Welcome...to the Rabbit-Verse"
Or . . . should it be Mark Rolston?
I must've subconsciously anticipated a scheduling conflict.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 30, 2019, 12:37:05 AM
I must've subconsciously anticipated a scheduling conflict.
Perhaps you did.
If Morgan Freeman doesn't work, try Lance Henriksen, William Hope, or Michael Biehn.
The only reason I could get Morgan is because he's from TN.
I'd need to bribe the Canadians to get to Bill Hope. How many hockey pucks do we have on hand?
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 30, 2019, 12:45:23 AM
The only reason I could get Morgan is because he's from TN.
I'd need to bribe the Canadians to get to Bill Hope. How many hockey pucks do we have on hand?
Two.
I can steal more from the gym's storage room.
It won't be enough.
Oh well, it's worth a try. At least I'd get my hands on some ketchup chips.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 30, 2019, 01:01:03 AM
It won't be enough.
Oh well, it's worth a try. At least I'd get my hands on some ketchup chips.
Hockey rabbits won't be enough?
They're too cute to trade.
Quick, gimme one. I got a lot of smooches I need to use up.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 30, 2019, 01:21:36 AM
They're too cute to trade.
Quick, gimme one. I got a lot of smooches I need to use up.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/96/48/339648f7c8096591db991208a676fff7.jpg)
*girly wail*
*Lots of kisses*
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 30, 2019, 01:46:17 AM
*girly wail*
*Lots of kisses*
(https://www.therpf.com/forums/attachments/cam00608-jpg.544893/)
The destroyer!
The YoYoer!
He was probably just frozen like that after Cameron chewed him out.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 31, 2019, 03:57:16 AM
He was probably just frozen like that after Cameron chewed him out.
How could anyone be mad at that face?
It must've been an inter-Canadian beef.
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 31, 2019, 04:07:45 AM
It must've been an inter-Canadian beef.
Probably over the bacon.
"If you don't raise your left eyebrow perfectly next time, there's going to be No Bill Hope in Hadleys!"
"I'll kick ya oot!"
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 31, 2019, 04:26:42 AM
"If you don't raise your left eyebrow perfectly next time, there's going to be No Bill Hope in Hadleys!"
"I'll kick ya oot!"
:laugh:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/11/71/5e11715862f966abce76936bf9862b08.jpg)
I knew he made it!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Dec 31, 2019, 03:28:40 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/11/71/5e11715862f966abce76936bf9862b08.jpg
Holy crap, this made my day!
See y'all next year.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 01, 2020, 05:21:50 AM
See y'all next year.
Your timestamp says 2020 to me so see you in 2021.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 03, 2020, 02:28:40 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 01, 2020, 05:21:50 AM
See y'all next year.
Your timestamp says 2020 to me so see you in 2021.
I think he's an hour behind us.
Somebody's gotta bring up the rear.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 03, 2020, 11:40:29 PM
Somebody's gotta bring up the rear.
Usually it's Wierzbowski.
Spoiler
"I was ordered to guard your ass, Drake, don't argue with me!"
Nobody guards Drake. Drake guards everyone else, even when they don't realize it.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 12:41:31 AM
Nobody guards Drake. Drake guards everyone else, even when they don't realize it.
Unless it's PT-in-the-pool day.
Then he's guarding the water.
Even earth elements are not immune from his protection.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 01:05:43 AM
Then he's guarding the water.
Even earth elements are not immune from his protection.
He guards the fluffy beanbag chair in the lounge like a cat with its special spot.
While disguised as a bunny.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.island-cats.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F03%2FErnie-bunny-ears-2018.jpg&hash=a7bef6c55c25d3d576b875713c78633627a39090)
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 01:15:56 AM
While disguised as a bunny.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.island-cats.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F03%2FErnie-bunny-ears-2018.jpg&hash=a7bef6c55c25d3d576b875713c78633627a39090)
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Hudson: He's giving me that look again, man.
Wierzbowski: What look?
Hudson: The look of he needs a two-week leave pass, man.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 04, 2020, 01:23:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 01:15:56 AM
While disguised as a bunny.
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Hudson: He's giving me that look again, man.
Wierzbowski: What look?
Hudson: The look of he needs a two-week leave pass, man.
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Dietrich: No. I've seen that look before, during the War of Orion.
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He has to poop.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 01:27:03 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 04, 2020, 01:23:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 01:15:56 AM
While disguised as a bunny.
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Hudson: He's giving me that look again, man.
Wierzbowski: What look?
Hudson: The look of he needs a two-week leave pass, man.
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Dietrich: No. I've seen that look before, during the War of Orion.
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He has to poop.
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Wierzbowski: Oh, bloody hell, Dietrich . . . We don't speak of that ever, woman!
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Apone: And what do you know about it boy!? Were you there? Because I was, and I don't remember seein' you. Let me tell you, that war was 13 minutes of pure hell. I have smelled sh*t you haven't seen!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 01:41:09 AM
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Apone: And what do you know about it boy!? Were you there? Because I was, and I don't remember seein' you. Let me tell you, that war was 13 minutes of pure hell. I have smelled sh*t you haven't seen!
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Wierzbowski: Sir, I was with Dietrich, getting the med supplies ready. Honest answer. Ask Frost.
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Apone: IN..SU..BORD..INATION!!! Oh, we gonna have us some fun now sweethearts. Strip and reassemble that cigar!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 02:02:27 AM
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Apone: IN..SU..BORD..INATION!!! Oh, we gonna have us some fun now sweethearts. Strip and reassemble this cigar!
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Rabbit V.O.: The act of stripping and assembling a cigar couldn't be that hard. Could it? Oh, no, it was hard, and Wierzbowski knew it. Then again, he had never been on the receiving end of such a punishment. Nor was he a smoker, much less someone who knew the ins and outs of the making of cigars and cigarettes. Hudson was the one who usually got this punishment.
Wierzbowski would conceal his frustration and mild sadness with a fairly neutral expression, because he did what he was told, no matter how much Eliza tried getting him to be a little more mischievous at times.
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Huggs V.O. : But Wierzbowski was not the only one to face punishment that day. No, the wrath of Apone is merciless and all inclusive. For the Sergeant, discipline is like an aromatic expulsion of methane properties. It is to be performed often, and whenever feasible, shared with as many individuals as possible. Let us listen closely to the inspiring words of a legend.
Apone: Keep at it Bowski! Dietrich, what are you starin' at sweetheart? Get over there an...Bowksi don't you dare lick that rollin' paper! I swear to God, if you lick that rollin' paper you're gonna be smokin' your own eyelashes tonight! Frost! I want my shoes cleaned and pressed by 0830! And Hudson! *points at Hudson* ...I love you boy.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 02:35:53 AM
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Huggs V.O. : But Wierzbowski was not the only one to face punishment that day. No, the wrath of Apone is merciless and all inclusive. For the Sergeant, discipline is like an aromatic expulsion of methane properties. It is to be performed often, and whenever feasible, shared with as many individuals as possible. Let us listen closely to the inspiring words of a legend.
Apone: Keep at it Bowski! Dietrich, what are you starin' at sweetheart? Get over there an...Bowksi don't you dare lick that rollin' paper! I swear to God, if you lick that rollin' paper you're gonna be smokin' your own eyelashes tonight! Frost! I want my shoes cleaned and pressed by 0830! And Hudson! *points at Hudson* ...I love you boy.
:laugh:
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Rabbit: One can imagine Hudson's mild terror. He did this punishment before. Many, many times before.
In the meantime, Spunkmeyer was convinced he and Ferro wouldn't be involved. "It was 'Ski's fault, not ours!"
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Apone V.O. : But he was wrong.
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There is room for everybody at my table of discipline.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 03:00:58 AM
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Apone V.O. : But he was wrong. ;D
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There is room for everybody at my table of discipline.
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Spunkmeyer: Gotta hide somewheres . . . Ferro! Help me! *trips over Drake*
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Apone: C'mon people, shag it! Bowski! Present that cigar for inspection!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 03:06:33 AM
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Apone: C'mon people, shag it! Bowski! Present that cigar for inspection!
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Wierzbowski: Just remember what Eliza taught you . . . deep breaths . . . pleasant thoughts . . . I miss her.
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Apone: Mmm. Nice job Bowski. That's d@mn fine work boy. Carry on.
Dietrich: Sir? ...Sir?
Apone: What!
Dietrich: Sir, I saw Hudson...sabotaging your cigar.
Apone: Talk straight dammit!
Dietrich: He put it...Sir...
*Apone raises eyebrow in a questioning manner*
Dietrich: He put it..in his @$$ sir.
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Bowski: There was nothing I could do sir. It was way up in there before I knew what happened.
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HUDSON!!!!!
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Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 03:23:42 AM
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Apone: Mmm. Nice job Bowski. That's d@mn fine work boy. Carry on.
Dietrich: Sir? ...Sir?
Apone: What!
Dietrich: Sir, I saw Hudson...sabotaging your cigar.
Apone: Talk straight dammit!
Dietrich: He put it...Sir...
*Apone raises eyebrow in a questioning manner*
Dietrich: He put it..in his @$$ sir.
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Bowski: There was nothing I could do sir. It was way up in there before I knew what happened.
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HUDSON!!!!!
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Hudson: I thought I could light it a different way, man. Just looking for a match.
Drake: *whispers* Take away his Oreos, sir. That'll teach him. *returns to beanbag*
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*Apone corners Hudson and moves in close*
Apone: You're cookies...belong to me.
*He slowly raises the defiled tobacco product upwards and gently inserts it into Hudson's nostril. He twists it and swirls it several times, before lighting it.
Apone: Now go fetch me my slippers and cookies boy. I feel like binge watching some Touched By An Angel. Move it smokestack!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 03:36:56 AM
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*Apone corners Hudson and moves in close*
Apone: You're cookies...belong to me.
*He slowly raises the defiled tobacco product upwards and gently inserts it into Hudson's nostril. He twists it and swirls it several times, before lighting it.
Apone: Now go fetch me my slippers and cookies boy. I feel like binge watching some Touched By An Angel. Move it smokestack!
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Wierzbowski: I'll take care of this, Dietrich, you go . . . do whatever ladies do to relax.
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Spunkmeyer: *Looks at Dietrich and smiles* Can I come?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 03:43:57 AM
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Spunkmeyer: *Looks at Dietrich and smiles* Can I come?
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Dietrich: No! Pervert.
Wierzbowski: *picks up Spunkmeyer by the front of his uniform* Out. Or I'll pull all the screws out of the powerloader. *drops him next to Drake*
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*Drake's medicine is kicking in. He rolls around in the bean bag, making swimming motions and screaming.
Drake: I'm over here! Help! Don't let the sea take me!"
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 03:54:52 AM
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*Drake's medicine is kicking in. He rolls around in the bean bag, making swimming motions and screaming.
Drake: I'm over here! Help! Don't let the sea take me!"
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Spunkmeyer: Um . . . Dietrich?
Dietrich: On your own!
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Spunkmeyer: Buts it's more fun together. Come here and show me how to give him the shot. You can stand behind me and hold my hands like Patrick Swayze did in Ghost.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 04:05:31 AM
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Spunkmeyer: Buts it's more fun together. Come here and show me how to give him the shot. You can stand behind me and hold my hands like Patrick Swayze did in Ghost.
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Wierzbowski: You realize Ferro is right there, giving you the evil eye. At least, I think it's the evil eye. I don't think Eliza's capable of doing the evil eye.
Dietrich: Nobody is holding anyone's hands! Especially not yours, Spunkmeyer!
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*Spunkmeyer Looks at Drake*
Spunkmeyer: Why didn't you tell me she walked in!?
Drake: HEEEEELP! I'M SINKING!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 04:21:15 AM
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*Spunkmeyer Looks at Drake*
Spunkmeyer: Why didn't you tell me she walked in!?
Drake: HEEEEELP! I'M SINKING!!!
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Wierzbowski: Give him a pool toy and then the shot.
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Drake: Vasquez! I love you baby!!
Crowe: He's tripping balls. Lookout. *throws bucket full of water on Drake*
Drake: I'M GOING UNDER!!! GOD SAVE ME!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 04:29:52 AM
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Drake: Vasquez! I love you baby!!
Crowe: He's tripping balls. Lookout. *throws bucket full of water on Drake*
Drake: I'M GOING UNDER!!! GOD SAVE ME!!!
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Hicks: What the hell are you guys doing?
Wierzbowski: Not sure. I--
Dietrich: Give Drake the shot!
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*Spunkmeyer leaps on Drake with the needle, and buries the syringe in the man-booty*
Drake: Ow! Coast guard! Coast guard. Ooh...oh...*snores*
Hicks: Wow. That's strong stuff.
*Spunkmeyer waddles over to Ferro on his knees, and hugs her legs*
Spunkmeyer: I love you baby. I was just crackin' wise. Forgive me. Besame Mucho, Besame Mucho!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 04:45:58 AM
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*Spunkmeyer leaps on Drake with the needle, and buries the syringe in the man-booty*
Drake: Ow! Coast guard! Coast guard. Ooh...oh...*snores*
Hicks: Wow. That's strong stuff.
*Spunkmeyer waddles over to Ferro on his knees, and hugs her legs*
Spunkmeyer: I love you baby. I was just crackin' wise. Forgive me. Besame Mucho, Besame Mucho!!!
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Ferro: *swats him upside the head* I saw and heard everything. You're sleeping in your own room.
Wierzbowski: Hicks, can I have a three-day pass?
Hicks: Ask Gorman or Apone.
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*Spunkmeyer spits out a tooth and smiles*
Spunkmeyer: What a woman.
*Vasquez walks in, and sees a semi conscious Drake on the floor*
Vasquez: "What the hell is going on in here? Oh my God, Drake!"
*She slides down to the floor and grabs him*
Vasquez: What happened? Mi vida mi amor mi mundo. Tell me what's wrong?
*He stirs and looks at her with half shut eyes. She leans in close, as Drake emits a quiet yet lengthy fart. He smiles. Satisfied with himself, he loses consciousness. Tears begin to form in her eyes, but not from worry*
*HUDSON enters the scene suddenly, his cheeks remain tightly clenched, causing him to walk oddly. He pauses and looks around*
Hudson: What the f**k man?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 05:05:06 AM
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*Spunkmeyer spits out a tooth and smiles*
Spunkmeyer: What a woman.
*Vasquez walks in, and sees a semi conscious Drake on the floor*
Vasquez: "What the hell is going on in here? Oh my God, Drake!"
*She slides down to the floor and grabs him*
Vasquez: What happened? Mi vida mi amor mi mundo. Tell me what's wrong?
*He stirs and looks at her with half shut eyes. She leans in close, as Drake emits a quiet yet lengthy fart. He smiles. Satisfied with himself, he loses consciousness. Tears begin to form in her eyes, but not from worry*
*HUDSON enters the scene suddenly, his cheeks remain tightly clenched, causing him to walk oddly. He pauses and looks around*
Hudson: What the f**k man?
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Crowe: Pretty sure this is your fault, Hudson.
Wierzbowski: No. It's mine. I wasn't on the ready line. So I had to roll the cigar.
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Hudson: Which reminds me...
*HUDSON reaches into the seat of his pants and fishes out a cigar*
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 05:02:16 PM
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Hudson: Which reminds me...
*HUDSON reaches into the seat of his pants and fishes out a cigar*
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"Oh, God, I think I'm gonna be sick."
The finest tobacco leaves, wrapped in a rich cuban paper known locally as "el culo sudoroso". Each cigar is packed tightly and rolled between the cheeks of a Colonial Marine to further enhance the flavor. When it comes to a premium smoke, none are above: Apestoso. (tm)
What exactly have we been doing the last few hours?
Marketing, apparently.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 08:09:26 PM
Marketing, apparently.
More like an absurd parody of my work.
And I kinda like it.
Me too.
It was like a daytime soap opera, but with that authentic recess style.
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I just realized today is the one-year anniversary of the Recess Thread.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 07, 2020, 03:16:48 AM
I just realized today is the one-year anniversary of the Recess Thread.
One down, many more to go.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 07, 2020, 03:54:54 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 07, 2020, 03:16:48 AM
I just realized today is the one-year anniversary of the Recess Thread.
One down, many more to go.
Drake can't contain his joy.
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He's visibly ecstatic.
It was all that time at Shawshank.
Explains the scar.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 07, 2020, 04:20:32 AM
Explains the scar.
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That was from being scratched.
I know, but we must've wandered into an alternate time traveling universe.
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 09, 2020, 08:28:06 PM
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Those pantyhose will never fit that bunny.
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Target acquired. Say goodnight fuzzball!
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Quote from: Huggs on Jan 11, 2020, 01:49:38 AM
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Ze case is clewzed.
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Was there ever a case?
The moment someone left a manhood butt lying around.
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They deserve no less than the ladle of shame.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 11, 2020, 02:23:43 AM
The moment someone left a manhood butt lying around.
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They deserve no less than the ladle of shame.
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Yes, that's the look they'll get.
Hi, peeps.
I have to say, I have a LOT of problems. I'm not a perfect person, by any means. But one thing I want to do, above all else, is to help others. If I can, I will be happy. So here goes: You are all wonderful. Always. Let no one tell you otherwise.
The cat is attacking my butt through the sheets.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 14, 2020, 02:49:38 AM
The cat is attacking my butt through the sheets.
Sweetie attacked feet and hands.
I'm dealing with an over-affectionate geriatric farm cat named Meat-Head.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 14, 2020, 03:10:05 AM
I'm dealing with an over-affectionate geriatric farm cat named Meat-Head.
That might be the best name for a cat I've ever heard.
She's an old @$$-kicker that the family found as a kitten, fighting her way into a grocery store on a rainy day. They'd kick her out, and she'd fly back in. So we saved her.
She's gettin' mad at me now. She wants her favorite blanket.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 14, 2020, 03:25:09 AM
She's an old @$$-kicker that the family found as a kitten, fighting her way into a grocery store on a rainy day. They'd kick her out, and she'd fly back in. So we saved her.
She's gettin' mad at me now. She wants her favorite blanket.
Old and still kicking.
Quote from: EJA on Jan 11, 2020, 06:23:32 PM
Hi, peeps.
I have to say, I have a LOT of problems. I'm not a perfect person, by any means. But one thing I want to do, above all else, is to help others. If I can, I will be happy. So here goes: You are all wonderful. Always. Let no one tell you otherwise.
Someone tell EJA that he's wonderful too, but he's likely to get hurt doing this in the recess playground!
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Bouncy bools? Dis is vat vee do to bouncy bools heeyah!
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*Giggles from unknown direction*
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2020, 04:19:01 PM
*Giggles from unknown direction*
Shit, here comes Mr. Giggles.
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Quote from: Huggs on Jan 17, 2020, 04:19:01 PM
*Giggles from unknown direction*
Shit, here comes Mr. Giggles.
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Tackle hug.
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Ha! Can't catch me!
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Better Mr. Giggles than the Photoshop-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named.
You're not you when you're hungry Wabbit.
Have some!
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2020, 09:28:21 PM
Better Mr. Giggles than the Photoshop-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named.
I got a tracking device on him. Buuuuuuut...you know the giggles make it kinda hard to get a good bead on him sometimes.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 17, 2020, 09:32:26 PM
You're not you when you're hungry Wabbit.
Have some!
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"GORMANS NEWT"
I can't walk down the frozen food aisle anymore . . .
I mean, that one was only slightly less terrifying.
Don't push it. :P
Frozen you say?
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Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 17, 2020, 09:36:10 PM
I can't walk down the frozen food aisle anymore . . .
I mean, that one was only slightly less terrifying.
Don't push it. :P
Come on... who would find this terrifying?
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Me.
You cannot bring it up if Hicks interviews William Hope.
But if you do, don't mention me.
"C'mon down to to Piggly Wiggly, where all Gorman's frozen food products are 50% off today! All organic and homegrown! Small, medium or large! Drop em' in and watch em' cook!"
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"Mmm...mmmm! Just listen to that sizzle! Feed your lifeform the good stuff...with Gorman's frozen food products today!"
You just made it worse, Huggs.
"Butt wait! There's more!"
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Just had to wake him from his hibernation.
Try our new filet of sole!
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My eyes!
Bring back the Fisherman Gorman! Bring it back!
*runs through fence*
Sing the jingle Bobby!
"We'd like to serve you fingers, but toes are half the cost, and if you take the small ones, they won't even know they're lost, Hey!"
I had to do a double-take when I went in the freezer to get out a new loaf of bread, because I saw the bright-yellow of the fish stick box.
It's Van de Kamp's, not Gorman's.
Nothing like color coordinated Xeno snacks.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2020, 03:02:48 AM
Nothing like color coordinated Xeno snacks.
I was afraid that the Photoshop-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named was following me.
"I'm sorry..."
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"...But I'm going to have to confiscate those fish-sticks"
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Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2020, 03:17:21 AM
"I'm sorry..."
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"...But I'm going to have to confiscate those fish-sticks"
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;D
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Lay off the fish sticks, Waits.
They're going to lure the creature, with fish sticks.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2020, 03:26:37 AM
We've got a plan to lure the creature, with fish sticks.
"Goddamn fish sticks."
Go collect your gear, and then meet Ricardo in the mess hall. He's got something you'll need.
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Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2020, 03:39:51 AM
Go collect your gear, and then meet Ricardo in the mess hall. He's got something you'll need.
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"You're a chef. Go make yourself useful."
We will trap it, and smash it!
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Quote from: Huggs on Jan 19, 2020, 03:39:51 AM
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I just saw the cans on the table. Hope it's not beer.
Waits, you OK? Do you need someone to talk to?
He's perfectly fine.
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I would hope.
Perhaps he needs to be involved in a food fight.
Now we know what really happened on Sevastopol.
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"Who's firing the muffins, Goddammit?!"
Amanda Ripley: What the hell is going on here, Marshal? Where's the culinary forces?
Marshal Waits: You're looking at them.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 20, 2020, 06:54:15 PM
Amanda Ripley: What the hell is going on here, Marshal? Where's the culinary forces?
Marshal Waits: You're looking at them.
:laugh:
"It's an animal. Animals are afraid of fire-roasted chestnuts."
The androids have started attacking civilians.
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Quote from: Huggs on Jan 20, 2020, 06:58:38 PM
The androids have started attacking civilians.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EI0KGw4TULs/T80MX9VIfNI/AAAAAAAAAHE/A6ZCDXzDaoE/s1600/arena-coliseo2.jpg
That'll force out a catastrophic fart.
It'll send the station into freefall.
"You screwed up the trap. Take this burrito and a pack of explosives and head to Gemini. More instructions to follow."
I'll need to access Apollo in order to reroute power to the EasyBake oven.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 20, 2020, 07:48:48 PM
I'll need to access Apollo in order to reroute power to the EasyBake oven.
"I wanted Amanda Ripley to have . . . chocolate cupcakes."
Do I look like I'm in any fit state to cook?
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 20, 2020, 07:51:13 PM
Do I look like I'm in any fit state to cook?
"You are becoming hysterical."
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Poor thing must've seen a corn cob.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 23, 2020, 06:16:54 AM
Poor thing must've seen a corn cob.
Nah. Just this.
(https://www.therpf.com/forums/attachments/cam00608-jpg.544893/)
(https://i.ibb.co/p0hGhFf/IMG-20200123-103658.jpg)
Now, THAT might show up in my nightmares . . .
I'm reading a lot of fish sticks in there.
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"Pull your hands out Gorman!"
I picked door #2
Oh yes.
Spoiler
2 fishing trips. Simulated.
(https://i.ibb.co/g31QYHB/IMG-20200113-220927.jpg)
Not you, too!
*Raises zombie arms*
"One of us!"
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 25, 2020, 03:18:34 AM
*Raises zombie arms*
"One of us!"
Spoiler
Not taking me that easily!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
"I'll have you know, I'm a highly educated WereZombie."
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 25, 2020, 03:29:16 AM
"I'll have you know, I'm a highly educated WereZombie."
With fart power.
"Welcome back to tonight's matchup! That's right, it's the Green Groaner vs the Brown Trembler! On:
(https://images.mob.org/iphonegame_img/farts_vs_zombies/real/1_farts_vs_zombies.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 25, 2020, 04:11:45 AM
"Welcome back to tonight's matchup! That's right, it's the Green Groaner vs the Brown Trembler! On:
https://images.mob.org/iphonegame_img/farts_vs_zombies/real/1_farts_vs_zombies.jpg
:laugh:
Spoiler
Wait, who's who?
In then left corner, weighing in at 68 and a half pounds rotting and recently deceased medical suppository tester formerly known as Harold Goobshmire.
THE GREEEEEEEEEEEEN GROANER!!!!
Spoiler
I'm gonna just . . . drink the beer and watch.
(https://portforward.com/games/walkthroughs/Alien-Isolation/Alien-Isolation-small-206.jpg)
And in the right corner, weighing in at approximately -0.3 and 1/8 ounces, a champion born from the annals of a guy not named History. He's so rotten, even stink won't cling to him. Put your hands together for the thunder from down under....
THE BROOOOOOOOWN TREMBLERRRRRR!!!!!!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
"Alright, I want a nice dirty fight. No clean stuff. Touch gloves, and come out reekin'"
*throws soap in the ring*
And there's the bell, as the ref goes flying past on a bar of soap. Somebody get him a passport cause he's outta here.
And the groaner strikes first with a wicked right hook! Those hooks, by the way, were supplied by Taco Bob's hair care and meat processing station in Roswell New Mexico.
But the hook comes loose! It flies into the crowd as he slips on an eyeball! The Trembler easily dodges the attempted attack. He's flying circles around the groaner!
He circles behind and goes in for a two fingered sneakaboo, but the Groaner is wise to his jive. He hits him with the dislocator. Oh, I can hear the bones crack from here as Big Green uses his own spinal column as a weapon against the Trembler.
He swirls the bones, sending the trembler into a brown tornadic wind, and hurls him into the corner post!
And he's saved by the bell as the first round comes to an explosive close.
We'll be right back after a short commercial break.
"This Thursday on Fox 17. In a world where humanity has been enslaved by sentient kitchen appliances, one man fights on our behalf. Starring Local Trouble, as Neno, SM as Dr. Finger, and Voodoo Magic as Morifice. Tune in for the epic conclusion of Gregory Kung's hit trilogy, Heavy Leather 3".
*pops in thread*
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Velcome!
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Quote from: Huggs on Jan 28, 2020, 08:10:39 PM
Velcome!
(https://boyslifeorg.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/bat-upside-down.jpg)
You can't have my fruit juices!
Your juices...
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...Are mine!
(https://acting-man.com/blog/media/2016/10/ACME-batman-suit.jpg)
*pops in thread*
(https://i.ibb.co/4jqHXmk/IMG-20200128-152655.jpg)
Teh fruits is mine!
(https://i.imgur.com/qa7ZWOI.jpg)
*sees Voodoo's post . . . runs for the hills*
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 28, 2020, 08:27:59 PM
*pops in thread*
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It's EVERYWHERE!
It's AMAZING!
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Oh, no! That's worse!
This art will change you.
(https://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/streams/2014/October/141031/1D274907117346-today-perry-cheeto-141031.today-inline-large.jpg)
Spoiler
Waits: J E T T I S O N I T I N T O T H E G A S G I A N T!
"You are becoming hysterical. Have some hotdog water"
(https://images.hellogiggles.com/uploads/2018/06/24132321/picture-of-hot-dog-water-photo.jpg)
Spoiler
*tries not to look disgusted*
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
Perhaps some Rogue Voodoo?
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Quote from: Huggs on Jan 28, 2020, 09:49:07 PM
Perhaps some Rogue Voodoo?
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He may've been drinking some.
(https://portforward.com/games/walkthroughs/Alien-Isolation/Alien-Isolation-small-206.jpg)
He was clearly under the influence of fish sticks.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 28, 2020, 09:59:58 PM
He was clearly under the influence of fish sticks.
Well . . . nuts.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 29, 2020, 02:28:39 PM
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https://media.giphy.com/media/1rQSNgOFb4m9mk89yP/giphy.gif
Why so mad, kitty?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
Kitty ran out of Gorman's fish sticks.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 30, 2020, 01:07:06 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 29, 2020, 02:49:14 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Jan 29, 2020, 02:47:40 PM
Kitty ran out of Gorman's fish sticks.
*runs*
https://media.giphy.com/media/3XuA2kSj6ZpJm7PXrS/giphy.gif
*peers from under bed*
I'm hiding from the Photoshop-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named!
If you stay under there, they'll haul you to the slammer and make you bust rocks.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RmBY6h4kKy7JK/giphy.gif)
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Are we making rabbit stew?
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Quote from: Huggs on Jan 31, 2020, 12:53:09 AM
Are we making rabbit stew?
https://media.giphy.com/media/1oGXIfkeF4P4w3zPxk/giphy.gif
"Sweetheart, you don't want to know what we did with the pet rabbits."
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 31, 2020, 01:09:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 31, 2020, 12:53:09 AM
Are we making rabbit stew?
https://media.giphy.com/media/1oGXIfkeF4P4w3zPxk/giphy.gif
"Sweetheart, you don't want to know what we did with the pet rabbits."
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ppyvw6iUQjdja/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 31, 2020, 02:07:08 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 31, 2020, 01:09:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 31, 2020, 12:53:09 AM
Are we making rabbit stew?
https://media.giphy.com/media/1oGXIfkeF4P4w3zPxk/giphy.gif
"Sweetheart, you don't want to know what we did with the pet rabbits."
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
https://media.giphy.com/media/ppyvw6iUQjdja/giphy.gif
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Perhaps we can lure them to the Darkside.
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*rabbit army stampedes grocery store, destroying bags of fish sticks, to prevent more Horrifying Edits from being unleashed on the forum*
Yes, but then they all come back to the Warren smelling like fish sticks. And the warren smells fish sticky...forever.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 31, 2020, 03:57:47 PM
Yes, but then they all come back to the Warren smelling like fish sticks. And the warren smells fish sticky...forever.
Run for the lake!
Swamp rabbits love fish sticks.
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 31, 2020, 04:45:11 PM
Swamp rabbits love fish sticks.
*runs away from the lake*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 31, 2020, 10:09:43 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 31, 2020, 04:45:11 PM
Swamp rabbits love fish sticks.
*runs away from the lake*
*And straight into the annual Fish Stick Jamboree*
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Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/dtt1t8Nj4VgDCAn7rF/giphy.gif)
;D
That's not actually Bill Hope, is it?
It's entirely possible.
Would you like some fish sticks?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 01, 2020, 12:10:00 AM
Would you like some fish sticks?
. . . Fine.
Spoiler
Did you read the next chapters?
I read chapter 2 right before the big mess started with my health.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 01, 2020, 12:19:23 AM
I read chapter 2 right before the big mess started with my health.
Spoiler
OK.
I just posted chapter 4.
*follows cheese trail*
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"Sheeeeeyit!"
(https://i.ibb.co/jfHT9hk/20200201-113109.gif)
Congrats, Voodoo, you made it worse.
I was expecting the eyes to be moving in different directions.
Driven wild by the pure ecstasy of the fish stick.
Oh that...that didn't sound right.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 01, 2020, 09:50:41 PM
Congrats, Voodoo, you made it worse.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 02, 2020, 12:26:40 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 01, 2020, 09:50:41 PM
Congrats, Voodoo, you made it worse.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/64352324ad3cd1dd024ec53f1fdf2813/tumblr_pahhahuDGy1se0jzho1_500.gif
Yeah, you.
"Here at Gordon's, we take colon health very seriously. That's why we've revamped our manufacturing process to now include 17 times the FDA recommended daily requirement of dietary fiber in each of our seafood products. That's right, just one fish stick now has the power to totally clean you out. Just ask Charlie"
"I was constipated for days, until the sample lady recommended I try the new Gordon's Seafood special. And look at me now. Thanks Gordon's!
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/d4/6b/dfd46b946190e6c825d7e05c4c3e076d.png)
"You're welcome Charlie. There you have it folks. The proof is in the pooper. So head on down to your local grocery store to experience our new and improved All Organic Ultra Clean Seafood products today!"
Sooner or later, everything returns to farts.
Ashes to ashes. Butts to butts.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 12:45:32 AM
Ashes to ashes. Butts to butts.
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Welcome to Troublemaker Squad.
We're the hemorrhoids, in the @$$ of the enemy.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 12:48:24 AM
Welcome to Troublemaker Squad.
We're the hemorrhoids, in the @$$ of the enemy.
That actually makes more sense than I would've liked it to.
Allow me to introduce Sergeant Baby Feet. Don't ask.
Hey sarge! What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies, destroy their sand fortifications, and to hear their lamentations during naptime!"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 12:52:27 AM
Allow me to introduce Sergeant Baby Feet. Don't ask.
Hey sarge! What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies, destroy their sand fortifications, and to hear their lamentations during naptime!"
"Sergeant Baby Feet."
I love it.
"Fall in people!"
(https://tutusandtinyhats.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/img_8610.jpg)
"What's this crap supposed to be?"
"Baby food, I think."
This is Ramone. He heads the committee to promote finger awareness. But they do toes too.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DkZk3asXgAEP7VN.jpg:large)
. . . Is that a bunny by his head?
It's for comfort.
People get very emotional when they forget their own fingers.
I get emotional when I forget what I was doing at the moment.
Take two bunny gifs before bed.
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VOODUS MAGICUS!!!
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Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 03:18:46 AM
VOODUS MAGICUS!!!
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Am genius.
Aquatus Leporidae Intellectus
Hmm . . .
What's Drake's Latin name?
Bonehatus Awesomaseus
Badassus Ultimatus
Romanticus Hesitatus
I embawwassed.
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Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 04:03:42 AM
I embawwassed.
http://myhouserabbit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/petey_jessica_m-598x398.jpg
Why?
Because it's cute, but it's true.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 04:24:49 AM
Because it's cute, but it's true.
About Wierzbowski?
Yeah.
That's just how I see him.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 04:31:36 AM
Yeah.
That's just how I see him.
Spoiler
Wierzbowski isn't nearly as bad as Waits when it comes to his feelings.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 02, 2020, 12:42:39 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 04:31:36 AM
Yeah.
That's just how I see him.
Spoiler
Wierzbowski isn't nearly as bad as Waits when it comes to his feelings.
That...was unexpected.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l1IBk341eqQFo7A9q/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 08:19:25 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 02, 2020, 12:42:39 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 04:31:36 AM
Yeah.
That's just how I see him.
Spoiler
Wierzbowski isn't nearly as bad as Waits when it comes to his feelings.
That...was unexpected.
https://media.giphy.com/media/l1IBk341eqQFo7A9q/giphy.gif
In a good way or a bad way?
Neither good nor bad. I just wasn't expecting it.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 08:27:06 PM
Neither good nor bad. I just wasn't expecting it.
Ah. OK.
I feel like I've stuck my foot in my mouth.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 08:32:55 PM
I feel like I've stuck my foot in my mouth.
Why?
I guess I'm worried that my surprise at Waits feelings appears like a critique.
Wasn't my intention.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 08:39:00 PM
I guess I'm worried that my surprise at Waits feelings appears like a critique.
Wasn't my intention.
It's OK.
I do appreciate any constructive criticism, though.
Well, now that you mention it...
Spoiler
It doesn't have Wile E. Coyote. ;)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 08:45:41 PM
Well, now that you mention it...
Spoiler
It doesn't have Wile E. Coyote. ;)
Spoiler
There is a scene in chapter 4 where Waits is chasing down a toddler escaped from Sevastopol's daycare . . . so it's kinda like Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Huggs on Feb 02, 2020, 08:55:32 PM
Spoiler
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Enjoy.
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(https://smallpetselect.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/rabbit-reading-book.jpg)
I was outside enjoying the weather. It's about 75 here with a warm breeze. Not bad for 7pm in February.
Anyway, I rounded a corner and saw a stray cat that looked just like Nelson, sitting on Nelson's grave. For a few seconds I was like, "Nelson? Have you come from beyond the beyond?" I hope it's not a bad omen.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 01:05:14 AM
I was outside enjoying the weather. It's about 75 here with a warm breeze. Not bad for 7pm in February.
Anyway, I rounded a corner and saw a stray cat that looked just like Nelson, sitting on Nelson's grave. For a few seconds I was like, "Nelson? Have you come from beyond the beyond?" I hope it's not a bad omen.
I think he's saying hello.
He wasn't very concerned about me when I approached him. He slowly walked away once I got close. He seems like a healthy cat. It'll take awhile, but I'll get him to trust me.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 01:32:47 AM
He wasn't very concerned about me when I approached him. He slowly walked away once I got close. He seems like a healthy cat. It'll take awhile, but I'll get him to trust me.
Aww.
Welcome...to The Gorman Tabernacle!
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It's more like two people who spend too much time relating to Gorman's panicking because we deal with anxiety.
Please rise for the reading of the word. Turn with me to the Book of Dietrich, chapter 3 verse 12.
"And it came to pass that in those days a small yet well equipped group of colonial soldier set forth into the cosmos, towards the land of Hadley. For much time had passed without news of any kind from the distant colony. Let us now go, and see for ourselves what fate (if any) has befallen them, they said. And Lo, they boarded a great ark of steel and awesomeness, which was called Sulaco. And therein they were put into a deep slumber, for their journey was great"
"And upon the 21st day, they were awoken, and commenced to fall in and to shag it. And after cleansing their bodies and partaking of cornbread, they discussed amongst themselves. And Lo, an Angel of the Corp came upon them, who's name was Apone. And he spake and said unto them, "Can that sh*t!". And as he spake, another among them stood forward and spoke, who's name was Gorman. And he foretold of things to come, and of the things which were expected of them. And they were sore annoyed"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 02:15:46 AM
Please rise for the reading of the word. Turn with me to the Book of Dietrich, chapter 3 verse 12.
"And it came to pass that in those days a small yet well equipped group of colonial soldier set forth into the cosmos, towards the land of Hadley. For much time had passed without news of any kind from the distant colony. Let us now go, and see for ourselves what fate (if any) has befallen them, they said. And Lo, they boarded a great ark of steel and awesomeness, which was called Sulaco. And therein they were put into a deep slumber, for their journey was great"
"And upon the 21st day, they were awoken, and commenced to fall in and to shag it. And after cleansing their bodies and partaking of cornbread, they discussed amongst themselves. And Lo, an Angel of the Corp came upon them, who's name was Apone. And he spake and said unto them, "Can that sh*t!". And as he spake, another among them stood forward and spoke, who's name was Gorman. And he foretold of things to come, and of the things which were expected of them. And they were sore annoyed"
:laugh:
"And they were sore annoyed."
Let us now take communion.
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"I'm out, man!"
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/11/71/5e11715862f966abce76936bf9862b08.jpg)
We have sour cream.
(https://www.wallpaperup.com/uploads/wallpapers/2013/12/23/202960/fb0d318e44ba72dfd7e331df0c9b7a7c.jpg)
"You've tainted your own image with these Goddamn fish sticks, Gorman!"
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You do not believe.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienfilmspedia/images/7/7a/Lt.Gormanaliens.gif/revision/latest?cb=20111225114258)
Spoiler
YOU MUST BELIEVE!!!
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Holy cow, is that actually him?!
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2020, 03:25:57 AM
Holy cow, is that actually him?!
It is.
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/52716f3ae4b08e5b9b961f2c/1412194819260-8VUSILQJB190EKCHZBP8/?content-type=image%2Fjpeg)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 03:32:23 AMhttp://fanpagepress.net/m/W/William-Hope-new-pic-4.jpg
Waits is stuck in an elevator, it seems.
He's being attacked by a seegson elevator.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 03:39:46 AM
He's being attacked by a seegson elevator.
*runs into phone booth, derps out five seconds later as Super Bunny*
(https://external-preview.redd.it/sOOy6hNRVUA9j8I8OcoNsAJlKXWq8nWcThFg5P0gpK0.jpg?auto=webp&s=83300c2a14518b42bbb3828847345177c78815d8)
*hits head on elevator door*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2020, 03:44:59 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 03:39:46 AM
He's being attacked by a seegson elevator.
*runs into phone booth, derps out five seconds later as Super Bunny*
(https://external-preview.redd.it/sOOy6hNRVUA9j8I8OcoNsAJlKXWq8nWcThFg5P0gpK0.jpg?auto=webp&s=83300c2a14518b42bbb3828847345177c78815d8)
*hits head on elevator door*
Avengers...assemble!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.acting-man.com%2Fblog%2Fmedia%2F2016%2F10%2FACME-batman-suit.jpg&hash=26c284b80d7dd871a0e9ac1551fb7825caaa66a4)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 03:49:59 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2020, 03:44:59 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 03:39:46 AM
He's being attacked by a seegson elevator.
*runs into phone booth, derps out five seconds later as Super Bunny*
(https://external-preview.redd.it/sOOy6hNRVUA9j8I8OcoNsAJlKXWq8nWcThFg5P0gpK0.jpg?auto=webp&s=83300c2a14518b42bbb3828847345177c78815d8)
*hits head on elevator door*
Avengers...assemble!
http://www.acting-man.com/blog/media/2016/10/ACME-batman-suit.jpg
(https://portforward.com/games/walkthroughs/Alien-Isolation/Alien-Isolation-small-206.jpg)
"Did I ever tell you 'bout the time I was rescued from an elevator by a crazy rabbit lady and a coyote in a green bat-suit?"
Little did we know that hostage rescue was so...unpredictable.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 03:59:47 AM
Little did we know that hostage rescue was so...unpredictable.
"The rabbit kept offering cookies."
"The coyote got tangled in his own underwear"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 04:03:54 AM
"The coyote got tangled in his own underwear"
"Don't ask how, because I don't know. The rabbit was sane until the PA system voice sounded like Mark Rolston."
"The coyote was checking me for cheese"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 04:10:46 AM
"The coyote was checking me for cheese"
"Never ask either of them for help. Ever."
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 02:29:05 AM
Let us now take communion.
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Do we have enough??
(https://i.ibb.co/mFyHcsB/IMG-20200204-084505.jpg)
*runs*
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2020, 01:46:53 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 02:29:05 AM
Let us now take communion.
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Do we have enough??
(https://i.ibb.co/mFyHcsB/IMG-20200204-084505.jpg)
As long as there's 1-2 boxes per person.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2020, 01:54:10 PM
*runs*
*Into the Seafood Display*
*crawls out with lobster on head*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2020, 09:10:06 PM
*crawls out with lobster on head*
Aaaaaah!!!! Lobster!!!!!
WHACK! WHACK!! WHACKWHACKWHACK!!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2020, 09:10:06 PM
*crawls out with lobster on head*
Aaaaaah!!!! Lobster!!!!!
WHACK! WHACK!! WHACKWHACKWHACK!!!!
Ouch! It's only me! The bunny!
Aaaaaah!!!! Bunny!!!!
WHACK! WHACK!! WHACKWHACKWHACK!!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 10:25:38 PM
Aaaaaah!!!! Bunny!!!!
WHACK! WHACK!! WHACKWHACKWHACK!!!!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Aaaaaah!!!! Rolston!!!!
Sign this!! Sign it sign it SIGN IT!!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2020, 11:35:30 PM
Aaaaaah!!!! Rolston!!!!
Sign this!! Sign it sign it SIGN IT!!!!
(https://www.top10films.co.uk/img/drake_aliens.jpg)
Earl woke up and I asked him if he wanted to say hi. His meow sounded like yeah. So hi from Earl.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 05, 2020, 12:12:09 AM
Earl woke up and I asked him if he wanted to say hi. His meow sounded like yeah. So hi from Earl.
Aaawwwwws.
*enters thread*
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*small fart*
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-27-2015/hwrCHT.gif)
Too late.
Spoiler
PRRRRBBBTTT!!!
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"I guess . . . that counts as a gas giant."
It's a magnificent specimen.
"Did I want to know if it was superior? No. I would've asked."
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
" . . . Superior stinker, that's for sure."
So good, it'll make you wanna slap yo momma.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 08, 2020, 02:57:05 AM
So good, it'll make you wanna slap yo momma.
"Nobody slap nothin'."
(https://media.giphy.com/media/n75IWK0tpeA3S/giphy.gif)
Johnny vs Amber?
Quote from: kwisatz on Feb 08, 2020, 07:48:02 AM
Johnny vs Amber?
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Pay No Alimony
(Gotta preserve this one for posterity)
Time to meet and greet the meat that's neat. Quick and hearty - gives you gas, lots of protein - means more mass. Yank that hide and pull it down, seer it to a golden brown, add some spices, stir around, then have a seat and go to town. Yummy yum into my tum. Bless my soul, that's some good bun.
Mmmm-MMM!!!
(Gorman's Food Products)
There is something completely wrong and yet completely hilarious about this at the same time.
That's the beauty of advertising.
I'll turn GFP into a nationally recognized brand yet.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 09, 2020, 03:38:03 AM
That's the beauty of advertising.
I'll turn GFP into a nationally recognized brand yet.
Are we getting Mr. Hope for the ads?
If he refuses, there's always Photoshop.
What's the worst that could happen? 20 years in prison?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 09, 2020, 03:52:58 AM
If he refuses, there's always Photoshop.
What's the worst that could happen? 20 years in prison?
Don't mention me.
You're gonna be the one to ask him.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 09, 2020, 03:57:26 AM
You're gonna be the one to ask him.
Me?
I'll be sweet and adorable, then.
Be aggressive. Be viscous.
Otherwise DrakeFlakes are never going to get off the ground.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 09, 2020, 04:03:07 AM
Be aggressive. Be viscous.
Otherwise DrakeFlakes are never going to get off the ground.
I'm ugly when I'm angry. That doesn't sell. :(
Hey there. How ya doin?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bc/Garfield_the_Cat.svg/1200px-Garfield_the_Cat.svg.png)
Tired.
Nothing some coffee and a hot cocoa facemask can't fix. Well, that and a 5 hour energy. Maybe some cocaine...in an iced tea. And a coke...or two. I wouldn't normally suggest the iced tea, but it's in the bylaws.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 10, 2020, 03:31:05 AM
Nothing some coffee and a hot cocoa facemask can't fix. Well, that and a 5 hour energy.
Spoiler
I think this is what Waits survived on when food ran out on Sevastopol.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 10, 2020, 03:42:16 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 10, 2020, 03:31:05 AM
Nothing some coffee and a hot cocoa facemask can't fix. Well, that and a 5 hour energy.
Spoiler
I think this is what Waits survived on when food ran out on Sevastopol.
"Freeze! Don't make me look glamorous and rejuvenated!"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 10, 2020, 03:43:54 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 10, 2020, 03:42:16 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 10, 2020, 03:31:05 AM
Nothing some coffee and a hot cocoa facemask can't fix. Well, that and a 5 hour energy.
Spoiler
I think this is what Waits survived on when food ran out on Sevastopol.
"Freeze! Don't make me look glamorous and rejuvenated!"
:laugh:
Spoiler
So this is what he's doing with Lingard in his free time.
All that nasty graffiti from the game should've said, "beautify the marshals!"
I imagine that's like trying to take a cat on a walk.
"Talk to Marlow. He's the fashion coordinator on the Anesidora"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 10, 2020, 03:53:38 AM
"Talk to Marlow. He's the fashion coordinator on the Anesidora"
So this is what Ransome meant by eight-thousand-dollar suits.
"I'm talking about capturing the specimen without makeup"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 10, 2020, 04:08:29 AM
"I'm talking about capturing the specimen without makeup"
Well, now I'm picturing this fool trying to put lipstick on Stompy.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 10, 2020, 11:38:39 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 10, 2020, 04:08:29 AM
"I'm talking about capturing the specimen without makeup"
Well, now I'm picturing this fool trying to put lipstick on Stompy.
Jealous that Stompy can sport two shades at the same time?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2020, 01:49:45 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 10, 2020, 11:38:39 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 10, 2020, 04:08:29 AM
"I'm talking about capturing the specimen without makeup"
Well, now I'm picturing this fool trying to put lipstick on Stompy.
Jealous that Stompy can sport two shades at the same time?
"Do you like this color . . . or this color?" *rams inner jaw in head*
(https://i.ibb.co/QbDxKhm/IMG-20200211-100524.jpg)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 11, 2020, 04:01:59 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/QbDxKhm/IMG-20200211-100524.jpg)
:laugh:
Ah, Purple Passion with Space Commie Red.
"Give yourself that killer look"
"I've seen the creature. It's big and it's lethal and it's wearing lipstick."
Only CancerBlack could pull it off.
Or put it on rather. But nevertheless, effectively.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/90/70/b3/9070b3265dbbcd0bdb749c6d180fd796.jpg)
STAND AT ATTENTION!!!
....
.....FLOP AT ATTENTION!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 13, 2020, 03:53:14 AM
....
.....FLOP AT ATTENTION!!!
*thumbs-up*
Aye-aye.
Is that thumb loaded?
We are on high alert here, and you're carrying unloaded thumbs?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 13, 2020, 04:04:39 AM
We are on high alert here, and you're carrying unloaded thumbs?
You wish to see . . . the claw?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 13, 2020, 04:07:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 13, 2020, 04:04:39 AM
We are on high alert here, and you're carrying unloaded thumbs?
You wish to see . . . the claw?
...Show me.
*racks finger guns*
Custom bean pads with self loading nails.
Nice.
May I?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 13, 2020, 04:17:52 AM
Custom bean pads with self loading nails.
Nice.
May I?
Yes.
Oh...ooh...oh they're so soft. Lawd have mussy!
What's this do?
*click*
"Kill mode activated"
...oh dear.
"Whatcha touching there? Why are there rabbit claws pointed in every direction?"
Spoiler
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
I couldn't help myself. I got caught up in the wonderness.
Check this out. *Fires bunnyrangs*
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 13, 2020, 04:34:42 AM
I couldn't help myself. I got caught up in the wonderness.
Check this out. *Fires bunnyrangs*
"Ahem. That's dangerous. Those can cut someone. Now go tear apart Ransome's upholstery."
Can't do it. We're stuck together.
Maybe if I press...
*blender mode activated*
...I gotta stop doin' that.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 13, 2020, 04:41:54 AM
Can't do it. We're stuck together.
Maybe if I press...
*blender mode activated*
...I gotta stop doin' that.
"Have you tried not pressing anything?"
Okay, I'll try.
*stares*
*slowly moves finger towards another button*
Tag. You're it.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
Spoiler
Apone: What's that sad face for, Drake?
Drake: . . . It's Valentine's Day and I was denied a hug. And I forgot to get Vas a card.
Apone: Well don't just stand there! Go get her a card and chocolates, boy!
Who in their right mind would deny him a hug?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2020, 11:40:11 PM
Who in their right mind would deny him a hug?
Spoiler
Vasquez is disappointed in him. He must earn the hug.
Spunkmeyer and Ferro are off somewhere else. Doing . . . stuff.
Wierzbowski is far away from his girlfriend so he and Dietrich went for ice cream.
Bless his heart. All that love and no hug.
I give him big Huggs hug.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2020, 11:46:49 PM
Bless his heart. All that love and no hug.
I give him big Huggs hug.
Spoiler
Not the worst. Hudson's all alone eating a tub of chocolates.
Chocolates are good
Hudson in fruity
I will help drake
Because it's my duty
Oh what the heck. Hug for Hudson.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 14, 2020, 11:52:34 PM
Chocolates are good
Hudson in fruity
I will help Drake
Because it's my duty
:laugh:
Spoiler
Hudson: Whaddaya mean you just got a hug from a coyote, man?
Drake: He just showed up when I went for a walk. Strange.
Spoiler
In the meantime, Sevastopol has no Valentine's Day chocolates, so Waits leaves a bag of baking chips on Lingard's desk.
I got him some flowers for Vasquez. They're violets and a primrose, because she was born in February and he can't live without her.
And the rest of Hudson's chocolates.
And a nice card. It says, "Te amo más que a mi arma inteligente" on the inside.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 12:01:28 AM
I got him some flowers for Vasquez. They're violets and a primrose, because she was born in February and he can't live without her.
And the rest of Hudson's chocolates.
And a nice card. It says, "Te amo más que a mi arma inteligente" on the inside.
Translation?
It says
Spoiler
"I love you more than my smartgun"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 12:26:06 AM
It says
Spoiler
"I love you more than my smartgun"
Aaaawwww.
That's adorable.
It's the truth.
I told him to say, "Te quiero muchÃsimo" while she was reading it.
He'll be okay now.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 12:45:44 AM
It's the truth.
I told him to say, "Te quiero muchÃsimo" while she was reading it.
He'll be okay now.
Out of all the ships/OTPs/pairings you could possibly make in this series, Drake/Vasquez is the best.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 12:52:36 AM
Without a doubt.
Since it is Valentine's Day . . .
Beware of very spoiler-y ships in the list below. All the couples I've written so far in my books are:
Drake/Vasquez
Wierzbowski/Eliza
Hudson/Miranda
Spoiler
Spunkmeyer/Ferro
Dietrich/Crowe
Waits/Lingard
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2020, 12:50:02 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 12:45:44 AM
It's the truth.
I told him to say, "Te quiero muchÃsimo" while she was reading it.
He'll be okay now.
Out of all the ships/OTPs/pairings you could possibly make in this series, Drake/Vasquez is the best.
They live on in the minefield.
(https://images2.alphacoders.com/109/109552.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 01:00:42 AM
They live on in the minefield.
(https://images2.alphacoders.com/109/109552.jpg)
What if a bunny hops in the minefield?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2020, 01:04:10 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 01:00:42 AM
They live on in the minefield.
(https://images2.alphacoders.com/109/109552.jpg)
What if a bunny hops in the minefield?
It might get kissed by a coyote.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 01:08:10 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 15, 2020, 01:04:10 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 01:00:42 AM
They live on in the minefield.
(https://images2.alphacoders.com/109/109552.jpg)
What if a bunny hops in the minefield?
It might get kissed by a coyote.
Sounds like a minefield of love.
That's the best kind of minefield to be in on Valentine's Day.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 02:17:07 AM
That's the best kind of minefield to be in on Valentine's Day.
Random woodland creatures fly up to give hugs.
Kissing smartgunners.
And--oh, dear.
"Busy" dropship pilots.
And if you step on the same mine, you're stuck with each other for at least an hour.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 02:37:20 AM
And if you step on the same mine, you're stuck with each other for at least an hour.
*tries to avoid Spunkmeyer*
The game is afoot!
*quickly drops out of sight under the waving fields of roses as native American flute music begins to play*
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 02:42:19 AM
The game is afoot!
*quickly drops out of sight under the waving fields of roses as native American flute music begins to play*
Spoiler
Dietrich: I'm allergic to all these flowers!
Wierzbowski: Get on my shoulders--There are rabbits hopping everywhere!
*shoots up with several bunnies on head*
They're multiplying too fast.
*Dives back down. Shuffles through the roses*
Ouch! Dadbern thorns and...stinking OH! God! Oh, it's a turd!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 02:51:22 AM
*shoots up with several bunnies on head*
They're multiplying too fast.
*Dives back down. Shuffles through the roses*
Ouch! Dadbern thorns and...stinking OH! God! Oh, it's a turd!
Spoiler
Drake: Well . . . we can't complain about having nothing soft. *picks up two bunnies* One for you, Vas, and one for me.
I am not...a bunny. Unhand me sir!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 02:56:02 AM
I'm am not...a bunny. Unhand me sir!!!
Spoiler
Drake: *drops, picks up other bunny*
Oh, I suppose I'm not cuddly enough then? I'll show you.
*curls up on Vasquez' head*
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 03:00:18 AM
Oh, I suppose I'm not cuddly enough then? I'll show you.
*curls up on Vasquez' head*
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
Spoiler
"Well, at least Gorman's crazy relative isn't frying you with this crude flamer and covering you with barbeque sauce."
Does anyone else smell seafood?
I sense it on the wind.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 03:03:58 AM
Does anyone else smell seafood?
I sense it on the wind.
"Not that one! The one in the Marshal cap! He's meaner than the fisherman!"
Oh, but there's no mistaking the sea.
*squints like a pirate*
Tis the sea I be sensin'
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 03:06:52 AM
Oh, but there's no mistaking the sea.
*squints like a pirate*
Tis the sea I be sensin'
"Crap, Spunkmeyer's coming up behind you!"
Can't say that I blame him. ;)
*looks at spunkmeyer* Thanks, but no thanks.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 03:13:26 AM
Can't say that I blame him. ;)
*looks at spunkmeyer* Thanks, but no thanks.
Spoiler
Spunkmeyer: Somebody told me Ferro wandered this way in this minefield of love and--good Lord, is that fish I smell?
Gorman: Never invite the family anywhere, ever!
Its the Gorman's Fisherman!
*runs through the roses and hides behind Rabbit's feet*
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 03:19:18 AM
Its the Gorman's Fisherman!
*runs through the roses and hides behind Rabbit's feet*
Spoiler
Gorman: No! I'm not! The guy in the yellow jacket is! Not me!
*Tiny 3 fingered coyote hand reaches up and grabs Rabbit's hand*
He's gonna turn us into Fish sticks!
(https://miro.medium.com/max/560/0*x1vkW43HObnB13Iz.jpg)
"I didn't do anything . . ."
Yeah...yet!
We have to act quickly!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 03:36:43 AM
We have to act quickly!
How quick? The minefield will disappear when Valentine's Day ends at midnight.
*whips out blowgun and fires. The fisherman goes down*
There. How was that?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 04:14:06 AM
*whips out blowgun and fires. The fisherman goes down*
There. How was that?
Not nearly as climactic as the Food War.
I sacrificed dramatic effect for the sake of expediency. Here, I can make up for that.
*kicks the fisherman's foot. He stirs. Whacks him with blowgun, then calls in mortar fire from a corncobb mortar squad*
You might wish to seek shelter.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 04:23:23 AM
I sacrificed dramatic effect for the sake of expediency. Here, I can make up for that.
*kicks the fisherman's foot. He stirs. Whacks him with blowgun, then calls in mortar fire from a corncobb mortar squad*
You might wish to seek shelter.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/GqtmbZoI1JqJa/giphy.gif)
Yes, run little bunnies. And you marines quite smoochin' and get back to base.
*Looks at fisherman*
And take him with you!
Okay, I think that's everybody. We gotta get moving. This place is about to disappear until the next holiday, and we're going to be up to our necks in creamed corn to boot.
*Looks around*
Spoiler
Here, take this.
Spoiler
(https://leonivo.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/rote_rose_4.jpg)
And this...
Spoiler
one good, solid kiss
Happy Valentine's Day. Don't worry, you can slap me later. Hell, I don't care if they ban me, that was a long time coming. Now c'mon, we gotta go.
*grabs hand*
Towards that big tree. That's the edge of it. We make it there and we're home free.
Spoiler
Looks like we made it.
*sets down*
(https://www.ecorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/shawshank-tree.jpg)
You know what? That was a really good Valentine's Day.
*Looks around. Bunnies suddenly emerge and begin running rampant*
Uh-oh. What are we going to do with all of these little guys?
*bunny jumps on head*
Oy Vey.
*Falls back*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
"I'll tell you what we'll do . . . we'll build a cage around them . . ."
It's going to be huge when it's finished.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 15, 2020, 10:45:20 PM
It's going to be huge when it's finished.
Big and full of fluff.
They are fluffy....wait a minute...this...this bunny is a robot!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2020, 12:23:52 AM
They are fluffy....wait a minute...this...this bunny is a robot!
Beep-beep bunny.
"Property of Weyland Yutani Corporation".
I knew it!
Oh dear, they're swarming. I know this behavior, it immediately precedes an attack maneuver.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2020, 12:30:27 AM
"Property of Weyland Yutani Corporation".
I knew it!
Oh dear, they're swarming. I know this behavior, it immediately precedes an attack maneuver.
*cuteness nomming commences*
"What about our lives!?"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2020, 02:53:00 AM
"What about our lives!?"
Contact Rolston Pest Control.
They don't deal with Rabbitus Roboticus.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2020, 03:03:16 AM
They don't deal with Rabbitus Roboticus.
We haven't updated our catalogue in awhile.
I knew my Diamond Alliance membership would payoff.
Send the thunder!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2020, 03:14:03 AM
I knew my Diamond Alliance membership would payoff.
Send the thunder!
I see what you did there.
Gotta throw in an Easter Egg every now and then.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2020, 03:18:47 AM
Gotta throw in an Easter Egg every now and then.
Don't throw the eggs. Just painted those.
...whoops.
Can I throw that?
But it looks so...throwable.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 16, 2020, 03:31:49 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2020, 03:18:47 AM
Gotta throw in an Easter Egg every now and then.
Don't throw the eggs. Just painted those.
"Just painted those"....
(https://www.artiestick.com/toons/easter/arg-easter-egg-grunt-550x400-url.gif)
(https://miro.medium.com/max/560/0*x1vkW43HObnB13Iz.jpg)
Help me! I cannot unsee!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 16, 2020, 04:43:48 AM
Help me! I cannot unsee!
Here.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RacYgRVPtwvhS/giphy.gif)
Thank you. I'm fine..I'm..I'm fine now.
Meow.
That is all.
*drags self into Recess Thread, with writer's block*
In the mood for alittle madness are we?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 18, 2020, 01:42:52 AM
In the mood for alittle madness are we?
Yes. I hit a bump.
Oh, this could bring out the artist in me.
Spoiler
Mwuhahaha!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FjMnq7ot.jpg&hash=c28527c2952f5d449ddd42191046bcda7929145a)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 18, 2020, 01:50:11 AM
Oh, this could bring out the artist in me.
Spoiler
Mwuhahaha!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FjMnq7ot.jpg&hash=c28527c2952f5d449ddd42191046bcda7929145a)
:laugh:
I wiped a conversation between characters because I need to move the plot forward. :P I feel a little burned out.
Is your corn healthy?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthehigherlearning.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F12%2Fgmo-corn-china.jpeg&hash=7e0ac31e2609c670efcc8aab7ef579dcefa151c2)
Because here at AVPGalaxy, we know corn health is a major indicator of an unhealthy creative flow.
Realign your fiction-chi with a dose of recess thread banter. The home...of imagination.
My corn is fried.
Tell me what you see.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-NnSjNbd3riw%2FTcroj1Uzt5I%2FAAAAAAAAABY%2FiHWwNN_7-7E%2Fs1600%2FInk-Blot.jpg&hash=f80d5dd0049e8dedba09f70343aea50f8817f4b0)
I see two heads.
I see two old ladies fighting over some ovaries. Weird.
And here?
(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54f759b8e4b04864be30ff78/t/55ef2599e4b0845c04015b7f/1441736120541/)
Produce with googly eyes.
Good. And now the big one.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/j9JypNByHCg/maxresdefault.jpg)
And
(https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/13042096_f1024.jpg)
London and Paris.
Correct! You see London, you see France,
Spoiler
You see Voodoo's underpants.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0011/6382/1108/products/velvet-leopard-string-bikini-477184tan-inset_400x.jpg?v=1536696245)
;D
I should've seen that coming.
And I want the Horrifying Fisherman Gorman back. I can't unsee the underpants.
You mean...
Spoiler
The official Gordon's fashion line?
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0011/6382/1108/products/velvet-leopard-string-bikini-477184tan-inset_400x.jpg?v=1536696245)
My eyes are burning.
*Bishop voice*
"Magnificent, isn't it?"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 18, 2020, 03:27:59 AM
*Bishop voice*
"Magnificent, isn't it?"
Spoiler
Waits: *leans in, clears throat* . . . Jettison. It. Into. The. F*cking. Gas giant.
Whatsat? Your signals weak. Jettison him into the gas giant?
Okay.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent7.flixster.com%2Fphoto%2F11%2F14%2F97%2F11149749_ori.jpg&hash=848f84588687ba2fc80bd6fa01a1397e3569adc2)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2020, 02:26:53 AM
Whatsat? Your signals weak. Jettison him into the gas giant?
Okay.
Spoiler
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent7.flixster.com%2Fphoto%2F11%2F14%2F97%2F11149749_ori.jpg&hash=848f84588687ba2fc80bd6fa01a1397e3569adc2)
"Aaaaww, sheeeeeyit!"
Don't panic, it was only a launch simulation.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2020, 02:42:07 AM
Don't panic, it was only a launch simulation.
I think he fainted.
Which wouldn't have otherwise been a problem had he not hit the real launch button with his nose.
I don't know what we'll do now.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2020, 02:50:30 AM
Which wouldn't have otherwise been a problem had he not hit the real launch button with his nose.
I don't know what we'll do now.
I know.
We'll panic.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2020, 02:56:22 AM
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
OK.
*crazy rabbit running*
Don't binky too high, I covered the ceiling in tartar sauce, just in case.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2020, 03:04:08 AM
Don't binky too high, I covered the ceiling in tartar sauce, just in case.
In case of what?
Dudes in yellow parkas.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2020, 03:27:20 AM
Dudes in yellow parkas.
What if we see a blue parka?
Then it's not the Gordon's Fisherman.
Although it still could be. He's much more brazen without his poncho.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2020, 06:10:23 AM
Although it still could be. He's much more brazen without his poncho.
Let's hope there are clothes under the poncho.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 19, 2020, 11:23:22 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 19, 2020, 06:10:23 AM
Although it still could be. He's much more brazen without his poncho.
Let's hope there are clothes under the poncho.
Spoiler
(https://i.ibb.co/t37xmdm/IMG-20200219-105136.jpg)
(https://www.superiorpics.com/movie_pictures/mp/2004_The_Ladykillers/2004_the_ladykillers_005.jpg)
*flees*
Who needs singles y'all?
I have enough.
*hides under Huggs's bed*
If you find any taco seasoning under there, let me know. I'm missing 2 milds and a spicy hot.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2020, 01:27:25 AM
If you find any taco seasoning under there, let me know. I'm missing 2 milds and a spicy hot.
*pushes packets out* Found 'em.
Oh thank heavens.
Ooh, and some crushed red pepper.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2020, 02:01:46 AM
Oh thank heavens.
Ooh, and some crushed red pepper.
*kicks out can*
Any of these?
Spoiler
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0011/6382/1108/products/velvet-leopard-string-bikini-477184tan-inset_400x.jpg?v=1536696245)
. . . No.
Shame.
That only leaves the freezer.
I don't remember putting them there though.
Frozen undies. :laugh:
I didn't do it. :P
Chilly beans
They're cat toys now.
Ouch.
*Whips out hockey stick*
It's game time.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2020, 03:04:38 AM
*Whips out hockey stick*
It's game time.
(https://scientificgems.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/gorman.jpg)
Rabbits vs. cats with hockey sticks! Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Witness the fight of the century!
This one's for all the beans.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2020, 03:27:45 AM
This one's for all the beans.
All the beans . . all the carrots.
*Activates the giant bean*
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1458/24484687004_d2f9a22058_b.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2020, 03:45:26 AM
*Activates the giant bean*
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1458/24484687004_d2f9a22058_b.jpg)
Rabbits, attack!
*bunny stampede*
Rain beans!
(https://p.motionelements.com/stock-video/food-drink/me467941-coffee-beans-falling-down-slow-motion-over-white-hd-a0115.jpg)
Take cover!
Unleash the Cadburys!
...Those aren't Cadbury's!
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_GCBVjsAzKvU%2FR4baDohoWWI%2FAAAAAAAAANA%2FKX7GrPcaOdQ%2Fw1200-h630-p-k-no-nu%2Frabbitpoop.jpg&hash=3d7e07b9a2fdaad4f648711b23622850a99c094b)
Oh, are they reeses puffs?
They're old Milk Duds.
They look recycled.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2020, 04:20:59 AM
They look recycled.
They were. We pulled them out of the trash behind the playground.
Cool. Here have one.
*tosses dud into rabbits mouth*
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 20, 2020, 04:32:10 AM
Cool. Here have one.
*tosses dud into rabbits mouth*
(https://scientificgems.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/gorman.jpg)
"Foul!"
Foul? They taste fine to me.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 22, 2020, 03:51:45 AM
Be right back. Gotta write this story.
"Deadly Bubbles: An Aliens Short Story"
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2020, 03:54:21 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 22, 2020, 03:51:45 AM
Be right back. Gotta write this story.
"Deadly Bubbles: An Aliens Short Story"
Are we talking water bubbles, or something else?
Chapter 1: The Calling
It was a dark and stormy night, and a young Cater Burke found himself lost and bewildered in the Museum Of Natural Speedos.
So, what's an unnatural speedo?
We've yet to discover it. But the future allows for some leeway.
Chapter 1: Continued
He made his way to the second floor, hands trembling as he nibbled at a bucket of fish sticks. The lightning caused the displays to take on frightening and unnatural forms. Finding himself suddenly surrounded by cotton voodies and woolly mamocs, he stumbled backwards and ran into The Genghis Exhibit.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2020, 04:16:10 AM
We've yet to discover it. But the future allows for some leeway.
Chapter 1: Continued
He made his way to the second floor, hands trembling as he nibbled at a bucket of fish sticks. The lightning caused the displays to take on frightening and unnatural forms. Finding himself suddenly surrounded by cotton voodies and woolly mamocs, he stumbled backwards and ran into The Genghis Exhibit.
Mini Voodoos?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 22, 2020, 04:18:17 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 22, 2020, 04:16:10 AM
We've yet to discover it. But the future allows for some leeway.
Chapter 1: Continued
He made his way to the second floor, hands trembling as he nibbled at a bucket of fish sticks. The lightning caused the displays to take on frightening and unnatural forms. Finding himself suddenly surrounded by cotton voodies and woolly mamocs, he stumbled backwards and ran into The Genghis Exhibit.
Mini Voodoos?
Blessed underwear with a high thread count.
Chapter 2: Tight Corner
He groped along in the dark. He stumbled, he tripped. Grasping for anything with which to gain a more solid purchase in this house of tender cloth. A face full of bull fur told him he was going the wrong way. Another way, perhaps this one. The hands feel for glass, for metal, but only the fabric of history reaches back to greet this lost soul.
"Will I escape?" He wonders. "Or am I destined to wander forever in the fields of cotton and discount spandex? Oh God, my God save me!"
This is getting intense.
(https://scientificgems.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/gorman.jpg)
Chapter 3: Hope Shines
Exhausted and malnourished, he sank to the floor and wallowed amongst the unseen underwear. No sooner had he given up hope, then a golden light shone in the distance. Removing a pair of leopard voodies from his eyes, he stared at this new and unexpected addition to his dark universe. It beckoned to him as though it were the light of God, and he would answer its call.
He rose and made his way forward against the cotton tide, assured of a destination.
Chapter 4: Aurea Futurum
He was now within 50 yards. The light, once faint, now blazed upon the walls. He reached to his left and grabbed a pair of Marco Sango Basket Nominals, and raised them to his eyes. No sooner had he crossed the threshold, the light seemed to dim, and he removed the underwear from his face. What he saw would change his world forever. There, on the Hollyrack, was the Speedo of world famous lifeguard and mayo kingpin, Johnny Saxophone.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/GUU5Ib26HGgh2/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5cd0885c7867514d45482f52&rid=giphy.gif)
Looks like Macho.
Macho Bean. Muchos Machos.
I gotta go love on him.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 23, 2020, 09:45:08 PM
Macho Bean. Muchos Machos.
I gotta go love on him.
Lucky, lucky.
Star
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 23, 2020, 10:16:21 PM
Star
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
Spoiler
I am a lucky star. :P
So that was you flying over the other night.
You must've had some awesome chili.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2020, 12:10:24 AM
So that was you flying over the other night.
You must've had some awesome chili.
I don't eat chili.
Spoiler
Waits accidentally set the giant stuffed bunny he was going to give Lingard too close to the fireworks. Needless to say, you saw a giant stuffed bunny flying through the sky.
Oh thank God.
Because a foot landed in a tree.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2020, 12:19:04 AM
Oh thank God.
Because a foot landed in a tree.
There's charred stuffing everywhere.
Sounds like thanksgiving.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2020, 12:42:45 AM
Sounds like thanksgiving.
Spoiler
Thanksgiving on Sevastopol?
Oh, no, don't give me ideas . . .
*Loads lots of ideas into the idea cannon*
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2020, 03:09:34 AM
*Loads lots of ideas into the idea cannon*
*braces brain for impact*
No worry.
I wear crash helmet.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fd/62/bc/fd62bcc9061983eee55d61e60a1a0b3a.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2020, 03:17:10 AM
No worry.
I wear crash helmet.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fd/62/bc/fd62bcc9061983eee55d61e60a1a0b3a.jpg
Good.
I'm too scared. I'm going to send Ernie instead.
Launching in 5...
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/funny-man-watermelon-helmet-googles-looks-like-parasitic-caterpillar-34231129.jpg)
Nope.
*takes cover*
He makes great coffee and has all my notes.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2020, 03:42:30 AM
He makes great coffee and has all my notes.
Send over the notes if they have the ideas.
It's too late. He should already be halfway over West Virginia by now.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2020, 03:47:53 AM
It's too late. He should already be halfway over West Virginia by now.
*gets underground*
Impact in 10...9...
8...7...6...5432...1...
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2020, 04:00:23 AM
8...7...6...5432...1...
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
...2345...6...7...
He's a known mechanism.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 24, 2020, 04:25:31 AM
He's a known mechanism.
You'll have to wait till he goes back to sleep.
I'll radio Ernie and tell him to burn up the rest of his fuel and land on something soft.
And now, for some late night television.
Coming up on TLC:
Spoiler
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0s0MVIRSx6k/hqdefault.jpg)
(https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/signs-joaquin-phoenix.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=646&h=431&crop=1)
(https://media.tenor.com/images/287385b753d1af8ef29a55912cdc6e75/tenor.gif)
It's gonna spot me!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/VqCvuVNCCRYys/giphy.gif)
We're all hiding from the Fish Stick Man.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1zlDI7zB8pvjNd2Zoe/giphy.gif)
Yeah.
That.
*heads in tunnels*
Nobody can hide from the fisherman.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4KEN6j9iVa8SysFHiO/giphy.gif)
Oh, boy, I think Gorman's been out to sea a little too long . . .
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 26, 2020, 03:42:02 AM
Oh, boy, I think Gorman's been out to sea a little too long . . .
Here he comes. Watch your back.
Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/5sYAtDaR8Z4Fsvibvu/giphy.gif)
Oh dear.
Something fishy is going on here...
I sea what you did there.
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Drake would give you the look, but he's just giving you that indifferent cat look.
That's cause he's a big fan of the show.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2020, 12:02:13 AM
That's cause he's a big fan of the show.
Vasquez probably isn't.
You kiddin?
She and I named a drink in honor of Bill Hope. We call it, "The Pendejo". It's guaranteed to wake you up.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2020, 12:16:22 AM
You kiddin?
She and I named a drink in honor of Bill Hope. We call it, "The Pendejo". It's guaranteed to wake you up.
So, she's cheating on Drake with you?
And what's Drake doing?
I might've slipped a smooch in during the great potato war of '16. It was a time of fear. Survival was uncertain. I slipped in something mashed and she grabbed me as I fell. She called me something dirty that I didn't understand. A giant spud suddenly exploded to our right. We took refuge in a giant squash. The rest is history.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2020, 12:29:40 AM
I might've slipped a smooch in during the great potato war of '16. It was a time of fear. Survival was uncertain. I slipped in something mashed and she grabbed me as I fell. She called me something dirty that I didn't understand. A giant spud suddenly exploded to our right. We took refuge in a giant squash. The rest is history.
That's right. I was whipping the potatoes right back the whole time.
As I recall, you were using the tennis racket, which resulted in an enormous amount of French fries.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2020, 01:01:50 AM
As I recall, you were using the tennis racket, which resulted in an enormous amount of French fries.
What else are we going to serve with fish sticks?
Canadian Bacon.
A slice of Hope
So is the fisherman.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2020, 02:28:55 AM
So is the fisherman.
Gorman being seductive = awkward in a cute way.
Fisherman = N O P E.
What if I told you they were one and the same?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2020, 03:08:00 AM
What if I told you they were one and the same?
How is that possible?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2020, 03:11:19 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2020, 03:08:00 AM
What if I told you they were one and the same?
How is that possible?
Magic.
Spoiler
F***ing Voodoo Magic mahn!
I actually hate the sound of my voice less after starting the audiobook project.
Not sure if sharing it with Mr. Hope would ever be a good idea. :P
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2020, 12:45:13 AM
I actually hate the sound of my voice less after starting the audiobook project.
Not sure if sharing it with Mr. Hope would ever be a good idea. :P
You shouldn't hate it, it's a nice voice.
As for Bill, it all depends on what you're comfortable with.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2020, 12:50:16 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2020, 12:45:13 AM
I actually hate the sound of my voice less after starting the audiobook project.
Not sure if sharing it with Mr. Hope would ever be a good idea. :P
You shouldn't hate it, it's a nice voice.
As for Bill, it all depends on what you're comfortable with.
Aw, thanks.
I'm already terrified about completely messing up with Mark Rolston.
Try not to sweat it.
When you sweat it, questions like "do you think your character was killed off too early?" accidentally turn into "I LOVE YOU!!!"
;D
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2020, 01:00:43 AM
Try not to sweat it.
When you sweat it, questions like "do you think you're character was killed off too early?" accidentally turn into "I LOVE YOU!!!"
;D
I would say that.
Without fail.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/MuKNpzbOS6tywsYXQkrZPhMYcZV6s4e51sdEZTycv1xDol0yKA4psaia4NHhdWo3hbnODldjV1e3DHRdtYp8orvMlBwjHgH7rN_vcnSGKC4ZoMOuvmfCigFavwbGxg)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1rQSNgOFb4m9mk89yP/giphy.gif)
Where'd my gif go?
Don't know. Looks like you edited the post.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 02:39:21 AM
Don't know. Looks like you edited the post.
I did. I added the gif.
Guess it just decided to disappear.
Yeah, it's still there, it's just not displaying.
What was it of?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 03:33:02 AM
Yeah, it's still there, it's just not displaying.
What was it of?
A bunny, just standing and sniffing around.
Aww.
Maybe it's just hiding in the Warren.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 03:47:02 AM
Aww.
Maybe it's just hiding in the Warren.
It probably is. Looked like a shy one.
*Squeal of excitement*
*Dives down the hole*
By the way, I saw what you did in that Netflix anime thread.
I swear to God, it wasn't me!
Oh, that. Yeah. Gotta watch out for that copyright infringement.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 03:53:10 AM
I swear to God, it wasn't me!
Oh, that. Yeah. Gotta watch out for that copyright infringement.
I'm just happy you remembered me.
As if I could ever forget.
Especially since that time you set my @$$ on fire.
(https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50092/1001832950/original/wile-e-coyote-is-in-hell-photo-u2?w=650&q=50&fm=pjpg&fit=crop&crop=faces)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 04:05:45 AM
As if I could ever forget.
Especially since that time you set my @$$ on fire.
(https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50092/1001832950/original/wile-e-coyote-is-in-hell-photo-u2?w=650&q=50&fm=pjpg&fit=crop&crop=faces)
Wasn't me.
*points to Drake*
Records show he was in combat on LV-426 at the time.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 04:13:53 AM
Records show he was in combat on LV-426 at the time.
OK.
It was the bunny.
Aha!
I...knew it.
Where is that adorable little carrot thief?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 04:17:48 AM
Aha!
I...knew it.
Where is that adorable little carrot thief?
*hops away*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2020, 04:23:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 04:17:48 AM
Aha!
I...knew it.
Where is that adorable little carrot thief?
*hops away*
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.acting-man.com%2Fblog%2Fmedia%2F2016%2F10%2FACME-batman-suit.jpg&hash=26c284b80d7dd871a0e9ac1551fb7825caaa66a4)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 04:32:30 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 01, 2020, 04:23:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 04:17:48 AM
Aha!
I...knew it.
Where is that adorable little carrot thief?
*hops away*
http://www.acting-man.com/blog/media/2016/10/ACME-batman-suit.jpg
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
"I'm sorry . . . you can't touch the bunny."
I'm on a case. Word has it she stole the golden carrot of Azerbaijan.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 04:40:21 AM
I'm on a case. Word has it she stole the golden carrot of Azerbaijan.
"Oh, she did, did she? And I take it the golden potato of Kazakhstan is gone, too?"
How did you know? We hadn't released that information to the public.
I'm sorry marshal, but we're going to have to hold you for questioning.
Cheese
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 01, 2020, 05:46:01 AM
Cheese
D@mmit! No flash photography!
Now there, see? You made me side-swipe a cactus. That's the third time with this suit.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 04:49:58 AM
How did you know? We hadn't released that information to the public.
I'm sorry marshal, but we're going to have to hold you for questioning.
"She told me everything!"
See? They all talk once I give em' the crazy eye.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 08:15:29 PM
See? They all talk once I give em' the crazy eye.
Nah. I think you pressed his crazy button.
Gads! She's knows my trade secrets.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 09:17:58 PM
Gads! She's knows my trade secrets.
(https://external-preview.redd.it/sOOy6hNRVUA9j8I8OcoNsAJlKXWq8nWcThFg5P0gpK0.jpg?auto=webp&s=83300c2a14518b42bbb3828847345177c78815d8)
(https://jillsorr.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/happy-wile.jpg)
It's someone's birthday tomorrow.
He got to stay 64 for an extra day because of the leap year too.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 09:35:32 PM
He got to stay 64 for an extra day because of the leap year too.
He doesn't look 64.
Greatness hangs in there.
Well, he had very few combat drops, and most of them were simulated.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 09:41:14 PM
Well, he had very few combat drops, and most of them were simulated.
What about that combined with whatever Waits is doing?
Might cause crankiness.
But still, an overall noble presentation.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 09:48:34 PM
Might cause crankiness.
But still, an overall noble presentation.
Cranky with an immense soft spot for a doctor.
Completely understandable.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 09:59:01 PM
Completely understandable.
All the love-letter logs are hidden, shh.
Except for the printed backups I have here.
Oh no! The wind blew them away! Oh, they're heading right for the food court. Aww, geez.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 10:04:16 PM
Except for the printed backups I have here.
Oh no! The wind blew them away! Oh, they're heading right for the food court. Aww, geez.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/GqtmbZoI1JqJa/giphy.gif)
Thank goodness for carrot flavored paper.
I hope they can chew fast.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 10:25:04 PM
Thank goodness for carrot flavored paper.
I hope they can chew fast.
There's hundreds of them. It'll go fast.
Yes, reports are already coming in.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 01, 2020, 11:00:32 PM
Yes, reports are already coming in.
Paper shreds and little nuggets everywhere.
Might need to send a meat sampler to the custodial crew.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 02, 2020, 02:39:37 AM
Might need to send a meat sampler to the custodial crew.
A what?
(https://image.sportsmansguide.com/adimgs/l/4/425467m2_ts.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 02, 2020, 02:43:21 AM
(https://image.sportsmansguide.com/adimgs/l/4/425467m2_ts.jpg)
That looks really good, not gonna lie.
It's the lure of the smoked gouda.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 02, 2020, 02:47:44 AM
It's the lure of the smoked gouda.
Half-rabbit, half-mouse.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_xwE0rBDpg1Y%2FSW0romHvdlI%2FAAAAAAAADJg%2FCEvsgAHavsQ%2Fs320%2Fsay-cheese-mouse-photo-funny.jpg&hash=b5b7ec166434ca64bd3387a9442be5ca60dac23e)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 02, 2020, 02:55:16 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xwE0rBDpg1Y/SW0romHvdlI/AAAAAAAADJg/CEvsgAHavsQ/s320/say-cheese-mouse-photo-funny.jpg
Exactly.
A city of cheese.
There's a good dream.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 02, 2020, 03:38:41 AM
A city of cheese.
There's a good dream.
Sliced, with crackers and salami.
Ritz crackers for me. Town house is buttery but lacks solidity.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 02, 2020, 03:47:41 AM
Ritz crackers for me. Town house is buttery but lacks solidity.
Right.
I'll get Ritz for the party tomorrow.
I went back and read over this thread for about an hour last night.
About died laughin'. There's some good stuff in here.
Good memories too.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 12:29:28 AM
I went back and read over this thread for about an hour last night.
About died laughin'. There's some good stuff in here.
Good memories too.
Honestly, this thread never fails to make me laugh, even if I'm upset.
Also . . .
(https://data.whicdn.com/images/16980557/original.jpg)
I'll light the candles.
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uqwHO184hQc/U_DfRZnMg_I/AAAAAAAAHT8/ooUSw2rJ86k/s1600/1-wile_e_coyote.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 12:34:42 AM
I'll light the candles.
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uqwHO184hQc/U_DfRZnMg_I/AAAAAAAAHT8/ooUSw2rJ86k/s1600/1-wile_e_coyote.jpg
As long as they're not lit with farts.
It's the natural way.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/iSJ8rezsf3pTO/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 12:41:51 AM
It's the natural way.
https://media.giphy.com/media/iSJ8rezsf3pTO/giphy.gif
We're not going to explain why the frosting was half-blown off.
Or what replaced it at that same moment.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 12:53:26 AM
Or what replaced it at that same moment.
This is a pants-required occasion.
The cake has already been delivered.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 01:47:01 AM
The cake has already been delivered.
(https://miro.medium.com/max/560/0*x1vkW43HObnB13Iz.jpg)
And a special batch of cookies for a very special marshal.
How thoughtful of me.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 02:16:38 AM
And a special batch of cookies for a very special marshal.
How thoughtful of me.
I just hope you don't catch him in a foul mood.
It's laced with feel good syrup.
And some...organic ingredients.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 03:29:41 AM
It's laced with feel good syrup.
And some...organic ingredients.
Should we even ask?
They ain't milk duds, that's for sure.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 03:39:50 AM
They ain't milk duds, that's for sure.
Oh, good grief.
No wonder he was so grouchy in the game.
Everybody's a pussycat, until they eat poop cookies.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 03:56:07 AM
Everybody's a pussycat, until they eat poop cookies.
My new favorite quote.
"Quote us!"
(https://images.media-allrecipes.com/userphotos/560x315/4558123.jpg)
Those are going to give me nightmares.
Waits doesn't look like he has nightmares, but those would give him nightmares. :P
Just imagine them as cornbread.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 04:09:23 AM
Just imagine them as cornbread.
It's still cornbread, but with eyes.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 03, 2020, 04:04:55 AM
"Quote us!"
https://images.media-allrecipes.com/userphotos/560x315/4558123.jpg
Huggsy, did you "make" those?
Bite size isn't my thing.
I was worried Voodoo was going to barge in with birthday fish sticks.
Admiral Rolston
(https://i.imgur.com/tbKRvHN.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5b/bc/c2/5bbcc26765e3e8b87021afa93e1eec41.jpg)
What movie?
Midway, I think.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 04, 2020, 03:37:48 AM
Midway, I think.
Whaaaat?
Mark Rolston in a World War II movie?!
It's a dream come true!
It's only a brief scene portraying this man: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_King
Well, now I know what I should do tomorrow night.
Watch The Terminator?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2020, 03:17:45 PM
Watch The Terminator?
Soon.
Boyfriend and I compiled a list of movies and shows we want to watch with each other, and Terminator is on there.
Spoiler
He hasn't seen Shawshank yet.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 04, 2020, 03:20:36 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 04, 2020, 03:17:45 PM
Watch The Terminator?
Soon.
Boyfriend and I compiled a list of movies and shows we want to watch with each other, and Terminator is on there.
Spoiler
He hasn't seen Shawshank yet.
Soon?!?!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/rl0FOxdz7CcxO/giphy.gif)
Something is wrong, Huggs.
Will you be listening to the second one?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2020, 01:41:41 AM
Will you be listening to the second one?
I already have.
I didn't know Gorman reads Resurrection, too. Until yesterday.
*looks into eyeball*
Hmm...Could be an acute disorder of the Billdula Oblonhopea.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2020, 01:53:53 AM
*looks into eyeball*
Hmm...Could be an acute disorder of the Billdula Oblonhopea.
Is there a cure?
Rest, drink plenty of fluids, and eat lots of sunshine.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2020, 01:59:34 AM
Rest, drink plenty of fluids, and eat lots of sunshine.
How do you eat sunshine?
It ain't easy, I'll tell ya that.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2020, 02:08:38 AM
It ain't easy, I'll tell ya that.
I guess I'll accept this condition, then.
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/output_sutrfr.gif?w=640)
Let's boogie.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/A2lch0NFY1fgc/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2020, 03:38:14 AM
Let's boogie.
https://media.giphy.com/media/A2lch0NFY1fgc/giphy.gif
Can't. I fell over.
Need a hand?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/qVIFRjeLKpUsw/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2020, 03:46:33 AM
Need a hand?
https://media.giphy.com/media/qVIFRjeLKpUsw/giphy.gif
(https://scientificgems.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/gorman.jpg)
What?
I trimmed my fingernails.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2020, 03:56:56 AM
What?
I trimmed my fingernails.
Don't bite my face off.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2020, 04:03:06 AM
Don't bite my face off.
It otay.
Huggs give hugs. No bites.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 05, 2020, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 05, 2020, 04:03:06 AM
Don't bite my face off.
It otay.
Huggs give hugs. No bites.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
Alrighty, then.
My birthday is in 9 days.
I'm gonna be two decades old. :P
Yep. Time to retire.
Happy Early Birthday
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2020, 03:19:58 AM
Happy Early Birthday
Thanks.
All I want . . .
is to do the Mark Rolston interview soon.
Patience my friend.
Every day before you do it is another day to tweak your questions and hone your skills.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2020, 03:25:01 AM
Patience my friend.
Every day before you do it is another day to tweak your questions and hone your skills.
True.
Skills? Do I have any of those?
From what I've seen and heard, you appear to have many.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2020, 03:32:31 AM
From what I've seen and heard, you appear to have many.
I guess I do.
I should be on the podcast with William Hope if Hicks gets him.
I'll behave.
Depends on whether or not the Rolston interview results in a restraining order, I imagine.
;)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2020, 03:58:19 AM
Depends on whether or not the Rolston interview results in a restraining order, I imagine.
;)
Who'd be terrified of this face?
(https://external-preview.redd.it/sOOy6hNRVUA9j8I8OcoNsAJlKXWq8nWcThFg5P0gpK0.jpg?auto=webp&s=83300c2a14518b42bbb3828847345177c78815d8)
Nobody. But they'd be terrified of this one.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FjMnq7ot.jpg&hash=c28527c2952f5d449ddd42191046bcda7929145a)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2020, 04:04:36 AM
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FjMnq7ot.jpg&hash=c28527c2952f5d449ddd42191046bcda7929145a)
I never get tired of that face.
I'll behave for all the interviews.
It's pretty exciting though.
I know my audiobook is less than exciting at the moment. Nothing has happened yet.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2020, 04:23:02 AM
I'll behave for all the interviews.
Why they're not in person.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lSTVB8eei3U3hC/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 07, 2020, 01:15:28 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 07, 2020, 04:23:02 AM
I'll behave for all the interviews.
Why they're not in person.
https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lSTVB8eei3U3hC/giphy.gif
I can't say that wouldn't happen.
Just don't yell anything about the dairy industry and you should be fine.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2020, 03:19:14 AM
Just don't yell anything about the dairy industry and you should be fine.
Why?
It's a political movement. A lot of the protesters have been rushing the presidential candidates lately.
Although...he could be lactose intolerant.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2020, 03:23:56 AM
Although...he could be lactose intolerant.
Who?
Rolston
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2020, 03:34:22 AM
Rolston
Drake? Lactose intolerant?
Only Vasquez would know.
Oh that's...that's so dirty.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2020, 04:08:12 AM
Oh that's...that's so dirty.
It's up there with
Spoiler
his fear of being upside-down.
In his defense, bad things happen to buttcheeks when one is upside down.
Isn't that right Voodoo?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2020, 04:12:27 AM
In his defense, bad things happen to buttcheeks when one is upside down.
Isn't that right Voodoo?
Many a teddy bear have been hung by their ankles.
The milk incident.
Spoiler
Somebody blasted a Lactomorph.
(https://assets1.ignimgs.com/2017/05/17/14-drake-alien-1495063420649_1280w.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2020, 04:23:44 AM
The milk incident.
Spoiler
Somebody blasted a Lactomorph.
(https://assets1.ignimgs.com/2017/05/17/14-drake-alien-1495063420649_1280w.jpg)
I don't think we need to know anything else beyond this.
It literally was a dark and stormy night. C'mon. Gather around and let Huggs tell ya a story.
Twas the night before dropping, when all through ship
Not a person was stirring, just a birdie that dipped.
The weapons were stored on the wall racks with care,
In hopes that Xenomorphs, wouldn't be there.
The soldiers were nestled all snug in their pods
While visions of poontang, danced in their nogs.
And Sarge with his cigar, and Hudson's cold feet
Were ready for coffee, and a corny bread treat.
When out of the silence, there arose a slight beep
And lights flickered on to end their long sleep.
They whined and they b*tched as they walked to the lockers
They put on their onesies, their beanies and Dockers.
With a wink of the eye and a slap to the face
They were ready to stomp on the alien race.
And at last when the preps were all prepped in their places
The Sarge looked around at the well chiseled faces.
On Vasquez, on Spunkmeyer, on Hudson and Crowe
Get your @$$ on the ready line, shag it, let's go.
Downward they fell, with a hoot and a grin
And a commander that knew not his @$$ from his chin.
Then they landed and spread in a well sperced dispersion
And bypassed a door that took little coercion.
With big holes in the floor and a hamster or two
It was scary as sh*t for this new arrived crew.
When out of D Block there arose such a clatter,
They sprang to the hallway, to see what was the matter.
And a kid darted out as quick as a flash
Then she bit and she jerked and crawled into the trash
With the colonists found and a heat that was dry
They walked into the hive, no-one knew they would die
With a knife and a squeeze of the Bill Paxton balls
They retreated and fled from the secreted walls
But a ramp that was down caused their sh*t to turn fruity
So they salvaged and hid, as Hicks assumed duty
And the pressure doors smacked from the alien heads
As little girls slept away in their beds
But a dog meated deadman with a hugger or two
Tried to screw them all over, before anyone knew
And as darkness gave way to a big f*ckin' signal
They postponed their court martial of the traitorous criminal
They fell as they fled to the waiting dropship
And soon there were two, cause the kid lost her grip
So they flew back inside against all common sense
And got the kid back at significant expense
For as soon as they thought they were free and were clear
Then the alien queen did quickly appear
With a shout and a curse and a big yellow loader
She fought momma style, not like a soldier
And the bugs were all flung into space without care
Before the hatch closed, taking most of their air
Then they showered and snuggled deep down into sleep
And dreamed of the future, as something...began to creep.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 08, 2020, 04:38:07 AM
It literally was a dark and stormy night. C'mon. Gather around and let Huggs tell ya a story.
Twas the night before dropping, when all through ship
Not a person was stirring, just a birdie that dipped.
The weapons were stored on the wall racks with care,
In hopes that Xenomorphs, wouldn't be there.
The soldiers were nestled all snug in their pods
While visions of poontang, danced in their nogs.
And Sarge with his cigar, and Hudson's cold feet
Were ready for coffee, and a corny bread treat.
When out of the silence, there arose a slight beep
And lights flickered on to end their long sleep.
They whined and they b*tched as they walked to the lockers
They put on their onesies, their beanies and Dockers.
With a wink of the eye and a slap to the face
They were ready to stomp on the alien race.
And at last when the preps were all prepped in their places
The Sarge looked around at the well chiseled faces.
On Vasquez, on Spunkmeyer, on Hudson and Crowe
Get your @$$ on the ready line, shag it, let's go.
Downward they fell, with a hoot and a grin
And a commander that knew not his @$$ from his chin.
Then they landed and spread in a well sperced dispersion
And bypassed a door that took little coercion.
With big holes in the floor and a hamster or two
It was scary as sh*t for this new arrived crew.
When out of D Block there arose such a clatter,
They sprang to the hallway, to see what was the matter.
And a kid darted out as quick as a flash
Then she bit and she jerked and crawled into the trash
With the colonists found and a heat that was dry
They walked into the hive, no-one knew they would die
With a knife and a squeeze of the Bill Paxton balls
They retreated and fled from the secreted walls
But a ramp that was down caused their sh*t to turn fruity
So they salvaged and hid, as Hicks assumed duty
And the pressure doors smacked from the alien heads
As little girls slept away in their beds
But a dog meated deadman with a hugger or two
Tried to screw them all over, before anyone knew
And as darkness gave way to a big f*ckin' signal
They postponed their court martial of the traitorous criminal
They fell as they fled to the waiting dropship
And soon there were two, cause the kid lost her grip
So they flew back inside against all common sense
And got the kid back at significant expense
For as soon as they thought they were free and were clear
Then the alien queen did quickly appear
With a shout and a curse and a big yellow loader
She fought momma style, not like a soldier
And the bugs were all flung into space without care
Before the hatch closed, taking most of their air
Then they showered and snuggled deep down into sleep
And dreamed of the future, as something...began to creep.
I need to save this for all eternity.
I honestly didn't expect it to run that long.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2020, 01:07:26 AM
I honestly didn't expect it to run that long.
It's as awesome as your Valentine's Day poem.
Thanks.
Christmas just belongs in everything.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2020, 01:11:02 AM
Thanks.
Christmas just belongs in everything.
It really does.
I've put it in almost every book.
Will you ever feature a Lactomorph?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2020, 01:44:00 AM
Will you ever feature a Lactomorph?
In someone's feverish nightmares, maybe.
Born of the skim and a 2% mixture of black goo and buttermilk.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2020, 03:49:37 AM
Born of the skim and a 2% mixture of black goo and buttermilk.
Sounds about right.
Might be Hudson's nightmare.
I imagine that would have pineapples. Some really fruity sh*t.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2020, 03:57:22 AM
I imagine that would have pineapples. Some really fruity sh*t.
Drake's not afraid of any fruity shit or Lactomorphs.
If only he'd known.
Spoiler
(https://assets1.ignimgs.com/2017/05/17/14-drake-alien-1495063420649_1280w.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 09, 2020, 04:05:23 AM
If only he'd known.
Spoiler
(https://assets1.ignimgs.com/2017/05/17/14-drake-alien-1495063420649_1280w.jpg)
Everyone's looking to ruin that handsome face. They're jealous.
Truly.
Another victim of the Weyland Yutani Dairy Division.
What've they got against such a face?
A financial interest, apparently.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 12:51:53 AM
A financial interest, apparently.
Nobody will buy his stuff without his face.
He's gonna be shaking it in Vegas for Canadian nickels.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 01:23:45 AM
He's gonna be shaking it in Vegas for Canadian nickels.
Drake isn't Canadian.
Don't tell him that, he's been practicing so hard.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 01:40:36 AM
Don't tell him that, he's been practicing so hard.
*whispers* OK.
*puts maple syrup on the table*
I should wear something plaid.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 01:53:24 AM
I should wear something plaid.
Got the Bill Hope shrine?
I was told your department would be handling that.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 02:03:30 AM
I was told your department would be handling that.
It is.
We shipped it to you.
Oops.
Let's not assign blame here.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 02:34:32 AM
Let's not assign blame here.
Sure.
. . . But did you lose it?
You can still smell the tabasco.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 02:44:52 AM
You can still smell the tabasco.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
Even the marshals can't fight hot thunder.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 03:04:52 AM
Even the marshals can't fight hot thunder.
I imagine the Tabasco on Sevastopol wasn't very powerful.
It's what caused the initial societal breakdown.
The xenomorph infestation was just black goo on the cake.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 03:11:18 AM
It's what caused the initial societal breakdown.
The xenomorph infestation was just black goo on the cake.
Waits drank the most potent of the Tabasco just to say he could and make the others look like wussies.
That was a watered down chili blend.
It would've been a stain on the reputation of the marshal bureau if he'd gotten himself sent to medical from a shot of "Giger's Hot n' Juicy".
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 03:23:09 AM
That was a watered down chili blend.
It would've been a stain on the reputation of the marshal bureau if he'd gotten himself sent to medical from a shot of "Giger's Hot n' Juicy".
:laugh: I need to write this.
Hudson would probably wander into a small shop of nothing but foreign tabasco's, run by a blind merchant who fools him into trying, "The Devil's Booty".
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 03:28:02 AM
Hudson would probably wander into a small shop of nothing but foreign tabasco's, run by a blind merchant who fools him into trying, "The Devil's Booty".
The guys would kill him for gassing the bunk rooms at night.
He'd never have made it back that evening.
One does not simply taste The Devil's Booty without enduring great suffering.
At least, that's what the old man behind the counter said.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 03:34:12 AM
He'd never have made it back that evening.
One does not simply taste The Devil's Booty without enduring great suffering.
At least, that's what the old man behind the counter said.
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Frost: Think Hudson's OK? He's past curfew.
Drake: He's probably drunk and passed out somewhere.
Wierzbowski: Well, don't just sit there, mate! We should go check on him! And you should do it, Drake, because you're such a dismal arse!
Drake: . . . Fine. I'll go find him.
*ten minutes later*
Drake: *looking traumatized* He'll be OK . . . in the morning.
Huggs: *sits in a shadowy corner, smoking a toy pipe, as bubbles float up towards the ceiling*
There be nothin' ye can do fer 'im now.
He's partookin' of The Devil's Booty. Best let it be. He makes it, or he don't.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 03:50:16 AM
Huggs: *sits in a shadowy corner, smoking a toy pipe, as bubbles float up towards the ceiling*
There be nothin' ye can do fer 'im now.
He's partookin' of The Devil's Booty. Best let it be. He makes it, or he don't.
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Wierzbowski: What happened?
Drake: I . . . can't describe it.
Spunkmeyer: What'd I miss?
Drake: Hudson drinking toxic concoctions in the streets off-base.
*Hudson Screams*
Huggs: *Chuckles* He be seein' things now. Things he weren't meant ta see.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 03:57:48 AM
*Hudson Screams*
Huggs: *Chuckles* He be seein' things now. Things he weren't meant ta see.
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Spunkmeyer: Is this like the time I was sick and had such a high fever I kissed Dietrich? *shudders*
Drake: You weren't having hot sharts.
Spunkmeyer: Yes, I was.
*Hudson Sharts*
Huggs: Aye, he be sufferin' now.
*looks at innkeeper*
Mightn't ye have a smidge o' tarpaulin I could drape o'er meself? I got a peculiar distaste for the taste of the devil sharts upon me whiskers. Aye that'll do fine. Reckon the rest of ye ought'n to find some cover, befer you find yourself partookin of the same.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 10, 2020, 04:07:20 AM
*Hudson Sharts*
Huggs: Aye, he be sufferin' now.
*looks at innkeeper*
Mightn't ye have a smidge o' tarpaulin I could drape o'er meself? I got a peculiar distaste for the taste of the devil sharts upon me whiskers. Aye that'll do fine. Reckon the rest of ye ought'n to find some cover, befer you find yourself partookin of the same.
Imagine trying to explain this situation to Apone.
I swiped a peek at the lunch schedule for the next couple of weeks.
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MONDAY - CEREAL TOAST JUICE, AND A MILK
TUESDAY - STILL WAITING FOR A CALL FROM THE CINNAMON SANDWICH HOT LINE, HEALTHY FRUIT MILK TO DRINK
WEDNESDAY - CINNAMON CEREAL BREAKFAST PIZZA, WITH HOT LINE LUNCHES
THURSDAY - BREAKFAST SAUSAGE MUFFIN, CHICKEN OR PORK GLAZED BABY DRESSING FRUIT
FRIDAY - PIZZA PATTIES AND SWEET BEAN SALAD JUICE
SATURDAY - EGG BURGER ON A TURKEY SANDWICH, BEANS & TUNA SALAD
SUNDAY - FRENCH STICKS, STEAK AND "GRAVY GRILLED" CHICKEN POTATOES, WHOLE GRAIN CHICKEN JUICE
MONDAY - CHICKEN BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES, TOSSED WITH CORN HAM, CHICKEN SMOOTHIES
TUESDAY - SAUSAGE AND CARROT CHICKEN IN OATMEAL SALSA, STEAMED CHEF JUICE
WEDNESDAY - BLUEBERRY AND CHEESE CHICKEN LEGS, SWEET GREEN TUNA, TOMATO JUICE TO DRINK
THURSDAY - CHICKEN TOES, GRILLED SANDWICH FRIES, BAKED TURKEY FRUIT
FRIDAY - SYRUP SOUP WITH PEANUT BUTTER, HASH CORN CHILI SMOTHERED OVER A REFRIED POTATO ROLL
And I found that old Black Friday Jingle that went missing.
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Amazing mace
she must have found
and sprayed it right at me,
I flailed and tossed
fell on the ground
I'm blind
someone help me!
I have . . . many questions.
I also found my old drug runner song, which...I'll just throw that one away.
And my old titles:
Former olympic yodeler and extreme unicyclist
Sandwich Champion and Side Dish Enthusiast
Ah, the good ol' days.
Oh, look.
There's a picture of me and Marco Stinko, Uncle Felston and Solomon Grande. We were stationed together onboard The SS Marijuana. I used to bust out my guitar at night and we'd sing "Let It Dangle" on the poopdeck.
And last years menu items:
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tender lettuce chips
schnitzel fried creamy bacon bread
toasted beetroot served with crumb sauce
gluten free breast cheese
chopped gravy in lemon tartare
ceasar's choice egg croutons with sauce options
fried lamb sausage in a poached anchovie salad
garlic squid mixture with hot rice peppercorns
tender sea chili and tossed herb aioli
Tossed Jim with homemade peanut shoots
asian onion bean crispies
greek garden bowl with spanish crumblers
chocolate curd berries
double pie creamies with toasted white coconut
macerated brulee chips
sensational mint twists
california juice pickles
calico bean slaw
mandarin brown tidbits
steamed corn riblet
meatballs and roasted apple chicken wrap
black chicken cocktails with fruit salsa
creamy carrot rolls
juicy bun-baked zucchini
100% green nuggets
hot gratin raisins
beef and meatball cowboy salad cup
diced tatersticks
chopped bean pilaf
syrup wedgies & shredded banana balls
meat ranch pizza crackers
beef guajillo
balsamic tinga beans
grass fed chicken odavada
shrimp farm nixtamals
captain jeff's wild fish combo
captain jacks stone fried scallions
I don't want to know what half that stuff is.
And here's that old program from the theater:
Madame Fart Alos and Alonzo Schmeerzborg in "Midnight on Hooties Rock"
And
Hokie Thunderbles as Mrs. Blernsen in "Stop That Man!"
Co-Starring Swish Gloffman as The Incredible Chuck Mansisco
Claude Lipstenhand as Bocco "the shoes" Fundichi aka Molly Fat Lips
And Poobla Espanyazee as General Kissapoo
That was a great double feature.
And a copy of my acceptance speech to the Dutch Moose Hunters Association:
"And I shall display them with pride as I march anon, singing odes of victory and wielding the staff of the odin venison! I'll look awful intimidating with my plushies and mooshead stick and all whatnot"
Remember? They served me a soothing vinaigrette known locally as The Devil's Dandruff. That was totally worth the trip.
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Well, you know what they say?
When life gives you lessons, make lessonade.
Like this guy here. "Meet the man that married his own buttcheeks". Now that's an attention grabber. And since it's in a circus flyer, you know it's the real McCoy.
*digs under swings*
What are you doin' down there?
*whispers* okay.
No seriously, what gives?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 01:05:42 AM
*whispers* okay.
No seriously, what gives?
Someone buried their Cadbury eggs under here.
Who spilled the beans?
Animal, vegetable, or multivitamin?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 01:24:54 AM
Animal, vegetable, or multivitamin?
Animal.
Claims he's an animal.
You're getting candy stash info from Teddy?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 01:28:43 AM
You're getting candy stash info from Teddy?
Not Teddy.
He tries to lure me to fish sticks.
I see he's taking that Sith Lord training seriously.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 01:36:33 AM
I see he's taking that Sith Lord training seriously.
Yes.
Bunnies with lightsabers.
A dangerous breed.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 02:12:32 AM
A dangerous breed.
As dangerous as a Drake.
As dangerous as a Waits without his morning coffee.
What about a super genius?
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 02:25:37 AM
What about a super genius?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XzCQrdnLniY/T84wJcb_JQI/AAAAAAAAAZs/w0wa4OoJAws/s1600/wile+e+coyote+super+genius.jpg
Depends.
Can a super genius best Drake? Or survive five minutes in a room with a coffee-less Waits? Or take down a Jedi bunny?
Maybe. But without an acme catalogue and 6 second delivery, it's too close to call.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 02:34:07 AM
Maybe. But without an acme catalogue and 6 second delivery, it's too close to call.
Only way to know is to put all in a room to fight.
I'll check with Reverend Musculo and see if he's free to referee.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 02:38:49 AM
I'll check with Reverend Musculo and see if he's free to referee.
He'll need to be safely away from the action.
The good reverend is straight up old testament. They say he once beat Meat-hook Mendelson with an imitation foot.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 02:44:50 AM
The good reverend is straight up old testament. They say he once beat Meat-hook Mendelson with an imitation foot.
Against an explosive coyote, an angry smartgunner, and a cranky Marshal.
Good luck.
Well, he's very short.
Tall. But just because the reverend is short doesn't mean he can't run a good fracas. He's got that fire and brimstone to him. We might be able to get that Elmer Fudd impersonator, but he's got that rash that makes him grab his butt a lot. Sends an odd message to the crowd.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 07:08:06 AM
Tall. But just because the reverend is short doesn't mean he can't run a good fracas. He's got that fire and brimstone to him. We might be able to get that Elmer Fudd impersonator, but he's got that rash that makes him grab his butt a lot. Sends an odd message to the crowd.
I was about to say, you're taller than Bill Hope.
And Mark Rolston, which is why we need the reverend. He can go for the nipples easier if someone starts to misbehave.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2020, 12:53:55 AM
And Mark Rolston, which is why we need the reverend. He can go for the nipples easier if someone starts to misbehave.
Ouch.
He takes his teeth out first.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2020, 01:09:35 AM
He takes his teeth out first.
Drake can't take his teeth out.
Neither can Waits.
And neither can the bunnies.
Drake's teeth might come out anyway if Waits uses a night stick.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2020, 01:20:42 AM
Drake's teeth might come out anyway if Waits uses a night stick.
This we gotta find out.
*from the background* Fight! Fight! Fight!
*WHACK!*
Oh man. I just got a molar in my hair.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2020, 01:46:31 AM
*WHACK!*
Oh man. I just got a molar in my hair.
There's rage in them there blue eyes down here . . .
Waits is dominating with that cranky old man-fu of his.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2020, 02:01:36 AM
Waits is dominating with that cranky old man-fu of his.
Hopefully he doesn't have to take a bathroom break every five minutes.
He doesn't have to pee. He's just sneaking off to smooch on you-know-who.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2020, 02:19:00 AM
He doesn't have to pee. He's just sneaking off to smooch on you-know-who.
Awww.
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"Hands up! It's hug time!"
"And the opponents appear to be...embracing"
"Oh God, it's kinda gross Dave, let's go to commercial"
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2020, 03:26:02 AM
"And the opponents appear to be...embracing"
"Oh God, it's kinda gross Dave, let's go to commercial"
:laugh:
This is gonna be a close fight.
Indeed. They're really hugging it out.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 12, 2020, 11:35:18 PM
Indeed. They're really hugging it out.
Hugging, or--oh, there's some biting. The baton's gonna come out--and . . . there goes another molar.
That wasn't a molar.
It was either a polyp or a skin-tag.
We're waiting for confirmation from the 2nd row.
Eww . . .
Let's go live to Chuck Sustrom who's on the floor for the call. Hello Chuck, what's the verdict?
"It's horrible Dave. As you can see, it's pandemonium here in the 2nd row. We were about to identify the tissue sample when a deranged woman suddenly appeared, threw it in her mouth and ran towards the exit. I'm told that security personnel are in pursuit, as we speak. I'm afraid that confirmation may be delayed even further, but we'll just have to wait and see. Back to you Dave"
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. . . Guess the fight's over.
And that's the bell to begin round 5. Drake comes out swinging this time. Oh! But Waits dodges with a one footed Charleston. He quickly flanks with a shuffle waddle.
We'll be right back after a quick word from our sponsors.
"Does your cornbread taste self-conscious?"
*oh geez*
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 01:10:21 AM
And that's the bell to begin round 5. Drake comes out swinging this time. Oh! But Waits dodges with a one footed Charleston. He quickly flanks with a shuffle waddle.
We'll be right back after a quick word from our sponsors.
"Does your cornbread taste self-conscious?"
*oh geez*
*bunny squeak* The old man's grabbin' rabbits and chucking them at Drake! Help meeee!
*Saves Bunny*
"Hey, where's the reverend!? D@mmit! He's supposed to be reffin' this..."
*gets smacked by Drake*
"Alright, by God, that's enough of that sh*t"
*Lifts up tiny reverend, charges towards the Drake nipples*
"GRRRRR!"
We don't need a ref! We need a doctor!
*sound of nipples tearing*
*Girly scream*
"Oh...my...Lord! Uh...I'm sorry folks, we have to take another commercial break"
*cuts to commercial*
"How many nuts, many nuts, do you see? Grab a Nutty Bag of Nuttie's Nuts for you..and me!"
Oh for cryin' out loud.
*changes channel*
"Don't cry my love, it's just a wig"
*changes channel*
"...our all organic counter tops..."
For the love of God!
*changes channel*
"..100% Vatican Water as our gift to you."
*Sobs*
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 01:59:43 AM
*sound of nipples tearing*
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The old man's got the revolver out now!
It's fine. We replaced it with a glob of sausage, as per the rules.
The only thing it fires is cholesterol and free radicals.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 02:19:47 AM
It's fine. We replaced it with a glob of sausage, as per the rules.
The only thing it fires is cholesterol and free radicals.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
You did what with his revolver?
It was either that or an eggroll.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 02:28:02 AM
It was either that or an eggroll.
How did you swap it without getting seen?
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Did you take it while he was with Lingard?
Swapped it weeks ago while he was using the bathroom.
We called it "Operation Sausage Glob"
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 02:33:35 AM
Swapped it weeks ago while he was using the bathroom.
We called it "Operation Sausage Glob"
And you're still alive?
I didn't do it.
We hired a couple of random civilians. All it cost was a couple of tacos.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 02:41:55 AM
I didn't do it.
We hired a couple of random civilians. All it cost was a couple of tacos.
They mugged him in the bathroom?!
Some special Tabasco resulted in an unexpected fun-run to the bathroom at an odd hour. The six shootah was left behind.
Simple, but effective.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 02:51:24 AM
Some special Tabasco resulted in an unexpected fun-run to the bathroom at an odd hour. The six shootah was left behind.
Simple, but effective.
"Special." Right.
Alittle Milk of Amnesia, as it were.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 03:01:06 AM
Alittle Milk of Amnesia, as it were.
That's getting him banned to the couch.
Oh no, Cameron just through in a bottle of syrup.
It's a breakfast beat down.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 03:10:21 AM
Oh no, Cameron just through in a bottle of syrup.
It's a breakfast beat down.
*leaves stands* I'm going in.
Bunny bacon-fu!
Umm. About that sausage...
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 03:19:37 AM
Umm. About that sausage...
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Are you telling me . . . that's not pork?
Pork is in the eye of the beholder.
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It was very fast pork
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 03:28:08 AM
Pork is in the eye of the beholder.
Spoiler
It was very fast pork
Right.
--Someone's throwing pancakes! Run!
Where you goin'?
ALAKAZAM!
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 03:33:17 AM
Where you goin'?
ALAKAZAM!
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Oh alright.
Hocus Pocus.
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 03:42:12 AM
Oh alright.
Hocus Pocus.
https://www.hare-hill.co.uk/pics/bunnies/previous%20bunnies/Pancake%20bunny.jpg
Better.
ABRA CAPOCUS!
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Mwuhahaha!
That thing's got chocolate chips for eyes.
Or are they pellets?
Tiny little booty raisins.
Raisins vs. cornbread.
Which is it, Spunkmeyer?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 14, 2020, 12:51:51 AM
Raisins vs. cornbread.
Which is it, Spunkmeyer?
Pellets. They're more organic.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 14, 2020, 12:53:52 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 14, 2020, 12:51:51 AM
Raisins vs. cornbread.
Which is it, Spunkmeyer?
Pellets. They're more organic.
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But they taste like $h* t.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 14, 2020, 01:25:32 AM
But they taste like $h* t.
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Apone: Eat those pellets, boy, they're good for you!
Spunkmeyer: Sir, it's not food pellets. It's . . . I can't say it!
Say it boy.
SPEAK!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 14, 2020, 01:34:11 AM
Say it boy.
SPEAK!!!
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Spunkmeyer: It's . . . It's crap.
YOU SAY SOMETHIN' AGAINST MY COOKIN'?!
DROP AND GIVE ME 20! No...50!
On second thought, give me $40 and slap yo'self.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 14, 2020, 02:05:16 AM
DROP AND GIVE ME 20! No...50!
On second thought, give me $40 and slap yo'self.
Spoiler
Spunkmeyer: I have no money!
Ferro: *backhands him and gives him $40*
Good. Now...
*Walks over to Hudson. Drops pants*
Look into my cheeks.
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Drake: I've never seen him cry so much.
Vasquez: You would, too.
Wierzbowski: *quits*
"You know the drill"
"TALK TO THEM HUDSON!"
"Why me, man?!"
Because *looks over shoulder* you're special.
*poots out cigar smoke*
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 14, 2020, 03:11:03 AM
Because *looks over shoulder* you're special.
*poots out cigar smoke*
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Hudson: . . . I need help, man.
Drake: Not today.
I'll have no chickensh*ts in this outfit.
Fall in people!
Fall in...to my cheeks HUDSON!!!
*big smoke-poot*
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Quote from: Huggs on Mar 14, 2020, 03:33:14 PM
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Ah, the dirty secrets of the Sulaco.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 15, 2020, 12:43:36 AM
Ah, the dirty secrets of the Sulaco.
Yeah.
The laundry hasn't been washed in a few days.
You mean the pods were ejected because the system detected the scent of dirty underwear?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 15, 2020, 12:54:22 AM
You mean the pods were ejected because the system detected the scent of dirty underwear?
Possibly. Hudson was the worst with his laundry.
Hence the...debriefings.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 15, 2020, 01:03:14 AM
Hence the...debriefings.
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Hudson: I got no clean undies, man.
Drake: Maybe you should do your laundry. Your room is crawling with filth.
Wierzbowski: It's a pigsty.
Apone: Squad, fall in! Slippers only!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 15, 2020, 01:29:01 AM
Apone: Squad, fall in! Slippers only!
Drake: And what about the rest of the uniform, sir?
Apone: Your dog tags are optional.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 15, 2020, 01:33:14 AM
Apone: Your dog tags are optional.
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On the ready line!
Shag it!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 15, 2020, 01:52:48 AM
On the ready line!
Shag it!
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Wierzbowski: Someone's got to do the bloody laundry! I'll do it!
Apone: We are going to determine this squads ability to achieve combat readiness under adverse clothing conditions.
Happy Birthday to my bestest friend and partner in crime, TheSailingRabbit.
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Now make a wish and pull my finger.
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;)
"Partner-in-crime." I love it. :laugh:
Thank you, Huggs. Today's been a good day so far.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 15, 2020, 06:07:18 PM
"Partner-in-crime." I love it. :laugh:
Thank you, Huggs.
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Anyone want some leftover cake?
What's in it?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 17, 2020, 12:00:26 AM
What's in it?
Oreos, and . . . maybe some tears.
Hold the tears. Pass the oreos.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 17, 2020, 12:20:36 AM
Hold the tears. Pass the oreos.
*passes Oreos*
So, how are things?
Oh, you know. The weremoles invaded again. Totalled the corn crop.
I'll have to consult a shaman soon.
And how are things with you?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 17, 2020, 12:56:56 AM
Oh, you know. The weremoles invaded again. Totalled the corn crop.
I'll have to consult a shaman soon.
And how are things with you?
So far, so good. Probably not getting that interview.
I wouldn't count it out forever. Good things come to those who wait.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 17, 2020, 01:36:31 AM
I wouldn't count it out forever. Good things come to those who wait.
Yeah. It'll happen when we least expect it.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/shawshank/images/3/3f/Bogs.gif/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20110605020807)
I wouldn't shower in the dark, Huggs. We got a . . . a guest.
Are the sisters looking to get impregnated?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 12:48:20 AM
Are the sisters looking to get impregnated?
Do you have facehuggers lying around in that Acme warehouse of yours?
I wouldn't say that. They're rather active for their size.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 01:02:57 AM
I wouldn't say that. They're rather active for their size.
OK.
Crawling around that Acme warehouse of yours.
They're actually just a couple of small acrobats in costume. Scares away the riff raff.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 01:07:39 AM
They're actually just a couple of small acrobats in costume. Scares away the riff raff.
Well, they scared me once.
Made the old man jump six feet and destroy your cannon with a shotgun.
We were just passing through, I swear.
What are you talkin' about? There's nothing wrong with my cannon.
*looks at cannon. Gasps*
My cannon!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 01:18:20 AM
What are you talkin' about? There's nothing wrong with my cannon.
*looks at cannon. Gasps*
My cannon!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
5 weeks of hagglin' with that gang of baby geniuses over at The Purple Crayon, and for what? Look at it. It was so young and...unfired.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 01:48:14 AM
5 weeks of hagglin' with that gang of baby geniuses over at The Purple Crayon, and for what? Look at it. It was so young and...unfired.
If you hadn't left these acrobats in facehugger suits out, this wouldn't have happened. And we were only out on a walk.
First of all, they're provided by the company. They clock in and clock out. I don't ask questions.
Secondly, *turns off water* throw me that towel.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 01:57:43 AM
First of all, they're provided by the company. They clock in and clock out. I don't ask questions.
Secondly, *turns off water* throw me that towel.
This towel? On the hook? OK. *throws*
No! No!
Not that one!
*small explosion*
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 02:07:26 AM
No! No!
Not that one!
*small explosion*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
"I'm sorry . . .
Spoiler
but you almost blew the cotton off the tail of the rabbit."
...You have me at a disadvantage marshal.
Muthur...cut the lights.
*scuffle*
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 02:21:23 AM
...You have me at a disadvantage marshal.
Muthur...cut the lights.
*scuffle*
"Goddammit, the coyote's gone." *shoots in every direction*
*Attacks from behind and disarms. Drags marshal into vent by the buttcheeks*
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 02:29:03 AM
*Attacks from behind and disarms. Drags marshal into vent by the buttcheeks*
Nooooo! *takes hands and gets dragged in*
(https://i.imgur.com/qa7ZWOI.jpg)
*Lands in another room. Creature noises erupt*
Take him to the egg chamber.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 02:33:55 AM
*Lands in another room. Creature noises erupt*
Take him to the egg chamber.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/96/48/339648f7c8096591db991208a676fff7.jpg)
Oh, noooo . . .
He filled out the form and won the contest, so he gets the full experience.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 02:47:23 AM
He filled out the form and won the contest, so he gets the full experience.
What form? What contest? I was not informed! What am I supposed to do here?!
Watch and...Waits.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 03:23:29 AM
Watch and...Waits.
Spoiler
*rimshot*
What'll happen when everyone finds out there's a hive under Acme?
The Purple Crayon and Rabbits-R-Us will leave.
Shh.
Spoiler
It's all fake.
He'll be brought as a sacrifice to our mechanical Queen any minute now.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 03:36:56 AM
Shh.
Spoiler
It's all fake.
He'll be brought as a sacrifice to our mechanical Queen any minute now.
This was a terrible birthday present.
Almost as bad as the restaurant playing The Predator on all the TVs.
Almost as bad as getting a card with a nude teddy bear on it from Voodoo.
He said he was looking for, "a life changing experience" in the questionnaire.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 03:50:21 AM
He said he was looking for, "a life changing experience" in the questionnaire.
Was this after the beer disappeared from the desk?
(https://portforward.com/games/walkthroughs/Alien-Isolation/Alien-Isolation-small-206.jpg)
I can make beer disappear too.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 18, 2020, 01:09:48 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 18, 2020, 01:06:29 PM
I can make beer disappear too.
Is this a challenge?
It's a talent.
I can also fall on the floor without severely hurting myself!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 18, 2020, 01:12:12 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 18, 2020, 01:09:48 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 18, 2020, 01:06:29 PM
I can make beer disappear too.
Is this a challenge?
It's a talent.
I can also fall on the floor without severely hurting myself!
That's what happens when you're made of plush and stuffing.
I can get down a staircase quicker too!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1yTcuVWpdb5dL3YB2P/giphy.gif)
We gotta get rid of the body.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 10:34:20 PM
We gotta get rid of the body.
It's just laying in a fluffy heap at the bottom of the stairs.
Makes a good bed, by the way.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/dXGjdu2abpSco/giphy.gif)
That's almost too much cuteness.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 18, 2020, 11:28:23 PM
That's almost too much cuteness.
E M B R A C E T H E C U T E N E S S.
I must resist.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 12:26:44 AM
I must resist.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
*ahem* "Embrace it, young man. Only way you'll be able to live."
Take him back to the egg chamber, and begin eggmorphing procedures immediately!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 12:43:38 AM
Take him back to the egg chamber, and begin eggmorphing procedures immediately!
*angry rabbit intensifies*
And give him an enema while you're at it!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 12:49:02 AM
And give him an enema while you're at it!
Wake up, we got a situation! *whispers* Ready the potato guns!
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
And another and another!
Until he comes to his senses!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 01:14:14 AM
And another and another!
Until he comes to his senses!
*raises potato gun*
Not today!
*sounds of enemas being administered in the hive*
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
*potatoes firing*
*potatoes miss and are caught, stuffed and baked to perfection*
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 01:58:45 AM
*potatoes miss and are caught, stuffed and baked to perfection*
Curses! *loads popcorn gun*
*Plugs popcorn gun*
And put alittle Tabasco in that next treatment! They say it warms the soul!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 02:13:54 AM
*Plugs popcorn gun*
And put alittle Tabasco in that next treatment! They say it warms the soul!
*takes out Cadbury eggs*
*grabs Cadbury eggs*
Melt these down and throw them in too. It'll keep his sugar up.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 02:34:00 AM
*grabs Cadbury eggs*
Melt these down and throw them in too. It'll keep his sugar up.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
"What kinda craziness have I been woken from my nap for this time?"
Not sure. Here, hold this.
*attaches facehugger*
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 02:40:03 AM
Not sure. Here, hold this.
*attaches facehugger*
"Crap!"
Spoiler
Not a Drake-burster!
He'll wake up in a few hours with the hiccups and have a big panic attack. It'll be a hoot.
We'll even cocoon him for dramatic effect.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 02:56:21 AM
He'll wake up in a few hours with the hiccups and have a big panic attack. It'll be a hoot.
We'll even cocoon him for dramatic effect.
You sure that's a good idea?
As per his questionnaire, yes.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 03:08:26 AM
As per his questionnaire, yes.
Lemme see this questionnaire.
I'm sorry. That's confidential.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 03:18:09 AM
I'm sorry. That's confidential.
But . . . bunnies.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/90/70/b3/9070b3265dbbcd0bdb749c6d180fd796.jpg)
Oh alright.
Spoiler
Life Changing Experience Company: Official Questionnaire
I ____________ do hereby state that I am of sound mind and body, and in the market for one of the following life-changing Aliens experience.
Package A: Standard run N gun. Non-Eggmorphing. Non-Implantation.
Package B: Simulated capture with embryo implantation.
Package C: Deluxe treatment with spa options.
Package Selection:_______________ Signature of Applicant: ______________
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 03:38:25 AM
Oh alright.
Spoiler
Life Changing Experience Company: Official Questionnaire
I ____________ do hereby state that I am of sound mind and body, and in the market for one of the following life-changing Aliens experience.
Package A: Standard run N gun. Non-Eggmorphing. Non-Implantation.
Package B: Simulated capture with embryo implantation.
Package C: Deluxe treatment with spa options.
Package Selection:_______________ Signature of Applicant: ______________
They picked this?
Did I do something wrong?
*covers face with paws*
I tried to spare you.
Spoiler
Drake chose the spa options. He was very specific about it.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 03:54:20 AM
Spoiler
Drake chose the spa options. He was very specific about it.
Oh. Oh, no.
Spoiler
He said he wanted to look...like Paul Reiser.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 04:01:41 AM
Spoiler
He said he wanted to look...like Paul Reiser.
Has he gone mad?
It's not for me to judge a client.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 19, 2020, 11:32:36 PM
It's not for me to judge a client.
Fine.
But will you judge these cookies?
They're very lovely.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 12:10:33 AM
They're very lovely.
Enjoy, then. *hops out of hive*
*Gives chase*
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 12:30:51 AM
*Gives chase*
*loops back around to rescue the cocoons gentlemen*
You're too late.
The Reiser makeover is already complete.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 01:58:54 AM
You're too late.
The Reiser makeover is already complete.
Can still save Waits!
*involuntary binky*
He asked for something different.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 02:09:07 AM
He asked for something different.
. . .
Do I want to know?
No.
No you don't.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 02:13:34 AM
No.
No you don't.
OK.
*runs back out of the hive*
Things were done that cannot be undone!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 02:32:17 AM
Things were done that cannot be undone!
*keeps running*
He calls himself Edna now. Don't forget!
I want to forget!
Well don't!
*screams too*
Oh, hello Edna.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 03:45:34 AM
*screams too*
Oh, hello Edna.
What kind of nightmare have you created?
Voodoo has the pictures.
He did a great job with the fisherman.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 04:03:50 AM
He did a great job with the fisherman.
Fisherman?! Where?! *hides*
MmmMmmMmm bunny
(https://i.ibb.co/F7QWw3L/IMG-20200320-103614.jpg)
Just when you thought it left . . .
He's always under your bed. He's just usually waiting for the right time...
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2020, 06:40:21 PM
He's always under your bed. He's just usually waiting for the right time...
Oh, great.
I better . . . pack a suitcase and go.
He's full at the moment... so you have some time.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2020, 06:45:10 PM
He's full at the moment... so you have some time.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpixdaus.com%2Ffiles%2Fitems%2Fpics%2F5%2F78%2F18578_2d4285c54725fc29086e5390dc0f549d_mdsq.jpg&hash=da95abe87aaf47c439841400e5fcfe80f92c4d92)
Sheeeeyit! *shakes Huggs* Wake up, wake up, wake up, we gotta get outta here!
Huh? What? Oh, it's you.
I was having a dream. I met the Gordon's Fisherman. We'd just set down for a lovely brunch of...Hasenpfeffer.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 11:28:05 PM
Huh? What? Oh, it's you.
I was having a dream. I met the Gordon's Fisherman. We'd just set down for a lovely brunch of...Hasenpfeffer.
. . .
What even is hasenpfeffer?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2020, 11:51:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 11:28:05 PM
Huh? What? Oh, it's you.
I was having a dream. I met the Gordon's Fisherman. We'd just set down for a lovely brunch of...Hasenpfeffer.
. . .
What even is hasenpfeffer?
Well since you asked...
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-dPRlxKrarPU%2FTrK1wxq-dtI%2FAAAAAAAABaw%2FmwKRUz8dL3U%2Fs1600%2Fwile%2Be.%2Bcoyote.jpg&hash=c09fb92596ad685d48f85a444d041754edf0b7af)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasenpfeffer
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 11:55:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 20, 2020, 11:51:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 11:28:05 PM
Huh? What? Oh, it's you.
I was having a dream. I met the Gordon's Fisherman. We'd just set down for a lovely brunch of...Hasenpfeffer.
. . .
What even is hasenpfeffer?
Well since you asked...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dPRlxKrarPU/TrK1wxq-dtI/AAAAAAAABaw/mwKRUz8dL3U/s1600/wile+e.+coyote.jpg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasenpfeffer
Rabbit stew. OK.
By the way, I took the liberty or running you a warm bath.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.huffingtonpost.com%2F2016-02-05-1454648987-9085228-img_2547.jpg&hash=b49ed9362dd85282f4d31063f5975ba5bbcc6f8e)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2020, 12:22:35 AM
By the way, I took the liberty or running you a warm bath.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.huffingtonpost.com%2F2016-02-05-1454648987-9085228-img_2547.jpg&hash=b49ed9362dd85282f4d31063f5975ba5bbcc6f8e)
I'm not getting in there.
But it's so comfortable and...delicious.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2020, 12:27:03 AM
But it's so comfortable and...delicious.
Looks too hot. Smells like onions.
Did Drake make it?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 11:28:05 PM
Huh? What? Oh, it's you.
I was having a dream. I met the Gordon's Fisherman. We'd just set down for a lovely brunch of...Hasenpfeffer.
Hasenpfeffer is even better when you share.
(https://www.babycenter.com/ims/2017/05/iStock-482751462_4x3.jpg)
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 21, 2020, 12:30:39 AM
Did Drake make it?
You mean Cecilia?
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 21, 2020, 12:33:15 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 20, 2020, 11:28:05 PM
Huh? What? Oh, it's you.
I was having a dream. I met the Gordon's Fisherman. We'd just set down for a lovely brunch of...Hasenpfeffer.
Hasenpfeffer is even better when you share.
(https://www.babycenter.com/ims/2017/05/iStock-482751462_4x3.jpg)
Adds to the magic.
Even Hudson's hiding from you two now.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETllWa7WsAEUQOY.jpg:small)
Either that or he's being eaten alive by the blanky monster.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2020, 12:45:19 AM
Either that or he's being eaten alive by the blanky monster.
I'm gonna call it the blanky monster now.
A fitting title for a worthy adversary.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2020, 02:05:25 AM
A fitting title for a worthy adversary.
It's adorable.
I might include it in a book.
I was going to say Binky nstead of Blanky. Binky's are what they're called here. But bunnies binky, so..you know.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2020, 02:36:16 AM
I was going to say Binky nstead of Blanky. Binky's are what they're called here. But bunnies binky, so..you know.
I'm the binky monster.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 21, 2020, 03:03:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2020, 02:36:16 AM
I was going to say Binky nstead of Blanky. Binky's are what they're called here. But bunnies binky, so..you know.
I'm the binky monster.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos1.blogger.com%2Fblogger%2F4555%2F1841%2F1600%2FPDVD_013.29.jpg&hash=96c3a715a79d421962e34a5363c72bca31d97ecf)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2020, 03:12:55 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 21, 2020, 03:03:28 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2020, 02:36:16 AM
I was going to say Binky nstead of Blanky. Binky's are what they're called here. But bunnies binky, so..you know.
I'm the binky monster.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4555/1841/1600/PDVD_013.29.jpg
Rawr.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/dXGjdu2abpSco/giphy.gif)
Aaah!
Oh. It's just a bunny.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 21, 2020, 03:33:38 AM
Aaah!
Oh. You scared me alittle with that rawr.
I'm not nearly as scary as the Photoshop-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named. Or Waits without coffee. Or the ginger Rolston in the bathroom.
The sisters are real sisters now.
*hops onto counter*
(https://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/139391-Surprised-Bunny.jpg)
'Allo! And welcome to the Recess Kitchen! Today, we will be doing cereal!
*kicks over cereal box into bowl*
Have a nice day.
I cannot trust that those are reeses puffs.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 12:23:58 AM
I cannot trust that those are reeses puffs.
They're Reese's Puffs.
Eat it.
But they're...stinky.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 12:38:23 AM
But they're...stinky.
I pulled the box out of Hudson's locker. Not sure how long they've been in there.
About 23 years. Give or take a day or two.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 12:41:35 AM
About 23 years. Give or take a day or two.
Good grief, if it's been that long, pretty sure Hudson's retired, married, and has kids now.
At least, in the Rabbitverse he is.
He has an adopted son named...Jerry who likes dirty golfwear and underballs.
*Hickup*
Excuse me. Who likes...Golf Balls and Dirty Underwear.
*Hickup*
*claps*
Thank you. Thank you.
Spoiler
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ssK_eciDAAc/maxresdefault.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 01:02:36 AM
He has an adopted son named...Jerry who likes dirty golfwear and underballs.
*Hickup*
Excuse me. Who likes...Golf Balls and Dirty Underwear.
*Hickup*
*claps*
Thank you. Thank you.
Spoiler
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ssK_eciDAAc/maxresdefault.jpg)
Spoiler
Drake has kids, too.
Ah yes. The Hermanshmershel twins.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 01:33:42 AM
Ah yes. The Hermanshmershel twins.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
Don't give me that look. They ain't my kids.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 01:37:22 AM
Don't give me that look. They ain't my kids.
I don't think they're his kids, either.
I hope not, cause they look like crowe.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 01:45:39 AM
I hope not, cause they look like crowe.
Oh, so they're
Spoiler
Dietrich's.
But they also look like the mean lady from the inquiry.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 01:53:20 AM
But they also look like the mean lady from the inquiry.
Are we positive you didn't kidnap them from a daycare and we're looking at a bunch of other people's kids?
I'm reasonably sure.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 02:07:56 AM
I'm reasonably sure.
Right. Sure.
Did you pick up a cat, too?
Briefly.
But it turned out to be a midget in a fur coat so I put him down.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 02:53:13 AM
Briefly.
But it turned out to be a midget in a fur coat so I put him down.
Any teddy bears?
Except for the one running from lamp post to lamp post, no.
He followed me for quite a distance.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 02:57:13 AM
Except for the one running from lamp post to lamp post, no.
He followed me for quite a distance.
Was it smiling evily?
No. It had this look of pure happiness.
And I swear I could smell the sea, though I wasn't near any water.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 03:14:30 AM
No. It had this look of pure happiness.
And I swear I could smell the sea, though I wasn't near any water.
It was the Fisherman's hench-teddy.
:laugh:
"el peluche que hace trofeos de los hombres" means, The teddy who makes...trophies of men.
Threatening, yet still cuddly.
(https://i.imgur.com/C9VXyLv.gif)
The Doom Teddy has entered the facility
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 22, 2020, 04:04:30 AM
The Doom Teddy has entered the facility
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
Yep.
Prepare for fuzzy carnage.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 23, 2020, 12:54:11 AM
Yep.
Prepare for fuzzy carnage.
Hmm, that's a good movie name.
Fuzzy Carnage.
Starring William Hope.
Did someone say Fuzzy Carnage starring William Hope?
Spoiler
(https://i.ibb.co/BLqjwKs/20200211-103011.gif)
*hides*
That's not what I meant!
It's what you needed.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 24, 2020, 03:12:26 AM
It's what you needed.
Yes. It's exactly what I needed.
*goes back under bed*
You do realize that it lives under there?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 24, 2020, 03:21:08 AM
You do realize that it lives under there?
It does?! *runs out*
It might not be under there at the moment.
*looks under the bed*
Nope. It's not there. I wonder where it could be?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 24, 2020, 03:26:51 AM
It might not be under there at the moment.
*looks under the bed*
Nope. It's not there. I wonder where it could be?
Plotting. With Voodoo.
Let's see if it's in he...AW GOD! ITS GOT ME!!!!
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 24, 2020, 03:35:25 AM
Let's see if it's in he...AW GOD! ITS GOT ME!!!!
I don't know if it eats coyotes.
Anything can be breaded and fried.
When you walk in the bathroom after Huggs:
Spoiler
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET4wJWnXgAEQEb3.jpg:small)
I'll have you know that I always courtesy flush.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 12:43:06 AM
I'll have you know that I always courtesy flush.
That doesn't mean it stopped stinkin' in there.
I can't control what the teddy does.
The teddy does what he wants.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 12:48:37 AM
I can't control what the teddy does.
The teddy does what he wants.
One of you stunk up the bathroom.
Bill Hope was clearly involved.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 02:00:13 AM
Bill Hope was clearly involved.
I doubt that man could destroy a bathroom.
Special cookies were given.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 02:10:21 AM
Special cookies were given.
Uh-oh, how special?
(https://www.therpf.com/forums/attachments/cam00608-jpg.544893/)
They're 24 hours of stinky fun.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET4wJWnXgAEQEb3.jpg:small)
"Odor..in cryogenic compartment"
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 02:43:54 AM
"Odor..in cryogenic compartment"
Save yourselves!
Have a cookie first.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 02:58:45 AM
Have a cookie first.
Don't trust her raisin cookies.
(https://bargainbabe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/unnamed-4.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 02:58:45 AM
Have a cookie first.
I don't trust your cookies!
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2020, 03:03:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 02:58:45 AM
Have a cookie first.
Don't trust her raisin cookies.
(https://bargainbabe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/unnamed-4.jpg)
:laugh:
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2020, 03:03:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 02:58:45 AM
Have a cookie first.
Don't trust her raisin cookies.
(https://bargainbabe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/unnamed-4.jpg)
It's an old family recipe.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2Fimages%2Fi%2F171643333266-0-1%2Fs-l1000.jpg&hash=46a6ab1af8903fc29b36154b1d539bc605c6695c)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 03:06:56 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 25, 2020, 03:03:31 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 02:58:45 AM
Have a cookie first.
Don't trust her raisin cookies.
(https://bargainbabe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/unnamed-4.jpg)
It's an old family recipe.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2Fimages%2Fi%2F171643333266-0-1%2Fs-l1000.jpg&hash=46a6ab1af8903fc29b36154b1d539bc605c6695c)
We save that stuff for after the base-issue chili!
Relax, there's plenty where that came from.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 03:16:36 AM
Relax, there's plenty where that came from.
And you put it in a cookie.
Why?
Just for funzies
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 25, 2020, 04:11:44 AM
Just for funzies
. . . I'm still not taking it.
Don't take it, eat it.
It even comes in a can.
*sprays in mouth*
Tastes pretty good eh?
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 26, 2020, 02:08:46 AM
It even comes in a can.
*sprays in mouth*
Tastes pretty good eh?
I'm torn between posting confuzzled Drake or Waits after someone dropped a big ol' bomb in the Bureau restroom.
You'll just have to settle for something in between.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 26, 2020, 02:38:28 AM
You'll just have to settle for something in between.
Hmm . . .
This'll do:
(https://miro.medium.com/max/560/0*x1vkW43HObnB13Iz.jpg)
That is a look of pure desire.
Imagine it's a big toe burger. Look at him. He wants it.
Drake is too deep into his catnap to be woken up for this.
Good idea. The desire might spread.
Little piggies in a blanket anyone?
(https://img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/w_555,h_416,c_fit,fl_progressive,q_95/v1/img/recipes/14/02/84/piczerRPP.jpg)
Dip em in some ketchup. Mmm-mmm!
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/dXGjdu2abpSco/giphy.gif)
Quick! That bunny needs toe meat!
Does not! *runs*
You forgot your toe salad!
Looks delicious!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSUCxQzrFo075Mvxo-4jA5QwX_fr6cw7LvPnSs1auFPyQRPSF_F)
The dish that fights back
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.adweek.com%2Fcore%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Ffiles%2Fnews_article%2Fjublia-hed-2015.jpg&hash=010f4f2b6ef687783fd0e06b856ccea061c51c9c)
I think I might be sick.
What you need is some good solid food.
Want me to slap a couple of foot-longs on the grill for ya?
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakingnews.com%2Fpictures%2F12500%2FBig-toes-12950.jpg&hash=8a406cd26f04f2981dfafde4fdb796fd43ecaf75)
. . . No.
Bobby! Lop off a couple of biggin's and chuck em' on the griddle!
We got a customer!
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-27-2015/hwrCHT.gif)
And grab that Rabbit!!!
After listening to Bill Hope reading the Resurrection novel a second time, I think I can say he can read a phonebook and I'm perfectly relaxed.
Like playing with kittens.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 29, 2020, 03:25:09 AM
After listening to Bill Hope reading the Resurrection novel a second time, I think I can say he can read a phonebook and I'm perfectly relaxed.
Like playing with kittens.
Kittens who are very sensitive about their snuggle trees.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebs101.com%2Fgallery%2FWilliam_Hope%2F332653%2FWilliam_Hope_Picture.jpg&hash=766ebfee3e0bc38b7c0ae2ea50207e09d19308e8)
(https://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1296601.1373280266!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_960/image.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 29, 2020, 04:44:29 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 29, 2020, 03:25:09 AM
After listening to Bill Hope reading the Resurrection novel a second time, I think I can say he can read a phonebook and I'm perfectly relaxed.
Like playing with kittens.
Kittens who are very sensitive about their snuggle trees.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebs101.com%2Fgallery%2FWilliam_Hope%2F332653%2FWilliam_Hope_Picture.jpg&hash=766ebfee3e0bc38b7c0ae2ea50207e09d19308e8)
(https://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1296601.1373280266!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_960/image.jpg)
Clearly someone hasn't been trimming their kitten's claws.
Tell it to the Hopester.
It's his leg.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 29, 2020, 07:59:46 PM
Tell it to the Hopester.
It's his leg.
And whose big kitty is that?
Vasquez, most likely.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 29, 2020, 08:04:12 PM
Vasquez, most likely.
Impossible. Drake just cut his nails.
Then perhaps it was...
Spoiler
THE NICOLAS CAGE BUNNY!!!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WuEXnvutcYo/maxresdefault.jpg)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 01:37:16 AM
Then perhaps it was...
Spoiler
THE NICOLAS CAGE BUNNY!!!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WuEXnvutcYo/maxresdefault.jpg)
It must have been. That's not a bunny we associate with.
He is a mastermind.
We're associating with him even when we're not associating with him.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 01:56:21 AM
He is a mastermind.
We're associating with him even when we're not associating with him.
Any rabbit who attacks the man who narrates like a god is not a good rabbit.
The Newt voice was unworthy of a God, as I recall.
This prompted the attack. The rest *points to cave painting* is history.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 02:18:14 AM
The Newt voice was unworthy of a God, as I recall.
This prompted the attack. The rest *points to cave painting* is history.
Who's been making these cave paintings?
We call them...engineers.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 02:22:37 AM
We call them...engineers.
Big pale gentlemen or the guys in the bowels of Sevastopol?
Big pale spacemen with pale space bowels.
I chose my words . . . poorly. Again.
Do not blame yourself. There is nothing I cannot filthify.
I'm not taking that challenge.
Thank heavens. Wheels were already turning.
How far have you gotten into "Burning Bridges?"
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 30, 2020, 02:51:30 AM
How far have you gotten into "Burning Bridges?"
I only hit the one before the cops found me.
But I think I've got a real taste for it now.
Spoiler
;) I know, I know.
I was over halfway through when you started the audiobook and I stopped. I was just waiting for the full version. It seems more special that way. But now with all this corona business going on, I'll probably just read the rest of it. I don't want anything to happen to me before I get to finish the story.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 02:52:40 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 30, 2020, 02:51:30 AM
How far have you gotten into "Burning Bridges?"
I only hit the one before the cops found me.
But I think I've got a real taste for it now.
Spoiler
;) I know, I know.
I was over halfway through when you started the audiobook and I stopped. I was just waiting for the full version. It seems more special that way. But now with all this corona business going on, I'll probably just read the rest of it. I don't want anything to happen to me before I get to finish the story.
Spoiler
I've seen a lot of people saying they're just going to wait for the full version, which I'm predicting will be over 9 hours.
I'm proud that this is one of my longest stories yet. My middle school English teacher told me that my stories back then needed to move past magazine length, and here we are. I devoted a lot of (maybe too much) time on the characters.
You've done a good job.
It's true.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 03:34:29 AM
It's true.
Taken me awhile to believe it, but now I do.
I thought I was still going to hate my voice when I started that project.
Most people don't trust their voice for a long time.
I didn't. People poked terrible fun at first.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 03:39:44 AM
Most people don't trust their voice for a long time.
I didn't. People poked terrible fun at first.
I feel better about the audiobook than I did getting recorded for a public speaking class in high school.
Look who I just saved from the clutches of death.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 07:53:59 AM
Look who I just saved from the clutches of death.
Where did you pick up this one?
A cats mouth. I heard him screamin' outside and couldn't find him he because he stopped. Then a few minutes later he started again and I saw him in the jaws of death. I got him out and he clung to me half the night. He's almost fully recovered and will be going back to the woods this afternoon.
He's cute as can be.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 02:49:08 PM
A cats mouth. I heard him screamin' outside and couldn't find him he because he stopped. Then a few minutes later he started again and I saw him in the jaws of death. I got him out and he clung to me half the night. He's almost fully recovered and will be going back to the woods this afternoon.
He's cute as can be.
I've been seeing full-grown rabbits in my yard. Yet to see the babies.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Mar 30, 2020, 02:51:54 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 02:49:08 PM
A cats mouth. I heard him screamin' outside and couldn't find him he because he stopped. Then a few minutes later he started again and I saw him in the jaws of death. I got him out and he clung to me half the night. He's almost fully recovered and will be going back to the woods this afternoon.
He's cute as can be.
I've been seeing full-grown rabbits in my yard. Yet to see the babies.
That's because it's not just cats eating them...
Spoiler
(https://i.ibb.co/F7QWw3L/IMG-20200320-103614.jpg)
(https://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/139391-Surprised-Bunny.jpg)
He's real personable. He crawls up my chest and snuggles under my neck. And he loves tisses.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 03:36:01 PM
He's real personable. He crawls up my chest and snuggles under my neck. And he loves tisses.
I've heard baby bunnies are less timid than the adults. They'll go up to dogs without giving much of a damn.
We're just hangin' out.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 05:10:08 PM
We're just hangin' out.
I think you made yourself a new friend.
I want him to have a name before I let him go.
I've gone through about ten already.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 05:35:05 PM
I want him to have a name before I let him go.
I've gone through about ten already.
Drake.
I'm leaning towards Muscle Bean. He seems to like it.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 05:40:56 PM
I'm leaning towards Muscle Bean. He seems to like it.
Muscle Bean it is, then.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 05:10:08 PM
We're just hangin' out.
Did the cat get him/her in the eye or is it just winking at you?
Both of his eyes are fine. I guess I got to him early. The cat was just carrying him around while he screamed his head off.
I'm going to go looking for his nest later. He's really tiny and must've come from somewhere close by. I'd like to return him to his kinfolk.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 07:11:40 PM
Both of his eyes are fine. I guess I got to him early. The cat was just carrying him around while he screamed his head off.
I'm going to go looking for his nest later. He's really tiny and must've come from somewhere close by. I'd like to return him to his kinfolk.
Hopefully the cat doesn't get there first.
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 30, 2020, 08:22:02 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 07:11:40 PM
Both of his eyes are fine. I guess I got to him early. The cat was just carrying him around while he screamed his head off.
I'm going to go looking for his nest later. He's really tiny and must've come from somewhere close by. I'd like to return him to his kinfolk.
Hopefully the cat doesn't get there first.
The cat will be somewhere else.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 08:32:11 PM
The cat will be somewhere else.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/e5af54a2362334db759489b3f3b6cd45/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 30, 2020, 08:35:39 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 08:32:11 PM
The cat will be somewhere else.
https://media.tenor.com/images/e5af54a2362334db759489b3f3b6cd45/tenor.gif
He'll be sleeping on the couch.
The little fella finally took some food and now he's romping around.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F9500000%2Fhappy-sponge-future-wives-of-spongebob-9518085-1024-768.jpg&hash=3dfb52efa03a9232f39d077cc2d15a17ad9d6980)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 08:40:02 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 30, 2020, 08:35:39 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 08:32:11 PM
The cat will be somewhere else.
https://media.tenor.com/images/e5af54a2362334db759489b3f3b6cd45/tenor.gif
He'll be sleeping on the couch.
The little fella finally took some food and now he's romping around.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F9500000%2Fhappy-sponge-future-wives-of-spongebob-9518085-1024-768.jpg&hash=3dfb52efa03a9232f39d077cc2d15a17ad9d6980)
What'd you give him?
The only thing I could get my hands on, some half n half.
Fed it to him with a dropper.
He's trying to climb his towel now.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 10:50:10 PM
The only thing I could get my hands on, some half n half.
Fed it to him with a dropper.
He's trying to climb his towel now.
He's adorable.
Drake approves.
(https://www.top10films.co.uk/img/drake_aliens.jpg)
His little eyebrows make him look fearsome.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 11:27:11 PM
His little eyebrows make him look fearsome.
Fearsome Muscle Bean.
I need to find his familia.
He's too tiny to be alone.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 30, 2020, 11:34:49 PM
I need to find his familia.
He's too tiny to be alone.
Good luck.
Perhaps I'll build an army of them and take over the world.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 12:18:59 AM
Perhaps I'll build an army of them and take over the world.
"Did you see the baby bunnies on board? We have a lot of baby bunnies on board. Some guy named Huggs brought a big box of 'em. They're hopping all over the place. You can't miss 'em."
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
I've seen the creature. It's small and furry.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 12:27:08 AM
I've seen the creature. It's small and furry.
The room is hopping with bunnies.
We shall prevail.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-fPi8-i1qD6I%2FTc14zKFvPdI%2FAAAAAAAAIOE%2FarqO4GiSUXQ%2Fs1600%2FBugsMadSternConstruction.jpg&hash=0de48c585e2d4a2f3d180c03458915c0ab27ab24)
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 01:04:25 AM
We shall prevail.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fPi8-i1qD6I/Tc14zKFvPdI/AAAAAAAAIOE/arqO4GiSUXQ/s1600/BugsMadSternConstruction.jpg
"It's basically a bunny zoo around here. No one can resist petting them."
(https://alienstimeline.ucoz.com/Waits_and_Ricardo.jpg)
In space, no-one can hear you pet the bunnies.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 01:55:55 AM
In space, no-one can hear you pet the bunnies.
The day cranky Waits is petting the bunnies is the day all order falls.
It all makes sense now.
It was the furry menace.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 02:09:15 AM
It all makes sense now.
It was the furry menace.
What else could it be?
The Gordon's Fisherman
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 02:21:20 AM
The Gordon's Fisherman
Do not say that name.
It will appear.
What? The Gordon's Fisherman?
I think you have to say it 3 times before that happens.
That's 2.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 02:43:07 AM
What? The Gordon's Fisherman?
I think you have to say it 3 times before that happens.
That's 2.
Shush! We don't need the Photoshop-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named coming back!
Think of the children! *gestures to mass of baby bunnies*
Alright. I promise not to mention the Gordon's Fish...
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 02:49:50 AM
Alright. I promise not to mention the Gordon's Fish...
N O!
er...
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 03:14:25 AM
er...
(https://scientificgems.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/gorman.jpg)
"No!"
mat.
The Gordon's Fishermat.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 03:17:56 AM
mat.
The Gordon's Fishermat.
OK.
I think we're safe.
See? No Gordon's Fisherman.
....oops.
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 31, 2020, 03:23:05 AM
See? No Gordon's Fisherman.
....oops.
*panicking running*
He could come from anywhere, at any moment.
Even...
Spoiler
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0011/6382/1108/products/velvet-leopard-string-bikini-477184tan-inset_400x.jpg?v=1536696245)
That's the last thing we need!
He's a fashion conscious sea captain.
He's definitely that relative no one speaks of in Gorman's family.
"You called?"
(https://i.ibb.co/cN43VQh/IMG-20200331-090401.jpg)
Unfortunately the Captain is moving a bit slower as of late. He has eaten quite a few of rabbits.
Some part of me died inside.
I just want to know if that watch is waterproof.
(https://i2.wp.com/www.heyuguys.com/images/2017/08/Hudson-knife-scene.jpg?resize=696%2C375&ssl=1)
N O T M E, M A N!
It's chunky seafood night!
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2020, 01:10:14 AM
It's chunky seafood night!
Oh, great.
How's the little fuzzball doing?
Romping, snuggling, and eating his leafy greens.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2020, 01:29:38 AM
Romping, snuggling, and eating his leafy greens.
You might just keep him.
I will until he gets alittle bigger.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2020, 02:00:23 AM
I will until he gets alittle bigger.
For now, he enjoys luxury.
Or is it Huggs-ury?
(https://media.tenor.com/images/287385b753d1af8ef29a55912cdc6e75/tenor.gif)
He gets the royal treatment while he's here.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2020, 03:23:29 AM
He gets the royal treatment while he's here.
Should make a little crown for him.
Nah. I want to be able to mooch his little cranium at will.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/iyVwWwlduWAfu/source.gif)
Get back here you.
*Fire the netgun*
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2020, 08:47:32 PM
*Fire the netgun*
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/46/f2/c0/46f2c0b6cac6d73b78e0313c499c1010.jpg)
Oh, shi--
*fires while laughing maniacally*
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2020, 10:15:00 PM
*fires while laughing maniacally*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
"Put the netgun down, sir."
Such power!
*fires again*
Stellan Skarsgård ain't playing.
Who?
Bill Hope or bust.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 01, 2020, 11:29:34 PM
Who?
Bill Hope or bust.
Or a bust of Bill Hope.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.magweb.com%2Fpicts%2Fnm0394054.jpg&hash=d50120f56ba7a31b6565206d0c80c0c8c45642b2)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 01, 2020, 11:36:31 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 01, 2020, 11:29:34 PM
Who?
Bill Hope or bust.
Or a bust of Bill Hope.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.magweb.com%2Fpicts%2Fnm0394054.jpg&hash=d50120f56ba7a31b6565206d0c80c0c8c45642b2)
I'd get one.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 01, 2020, 11:29:34 PM
Who?
Bill Hope or bust.
Bust.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/a6/e3/1ea6e3f70687d3ed9e27a6070389b95c.jpg)
We should start a poll for this.
Gorman will win for sure.
That's because the Fisherman has you hypnotized.
(https://i.ibb.co/jfHT9hk/20200201-113109.gif)
What in God's name?
I could be mistaken, but . . .
I believe Gorman is wearing the same suit in the crazy elevator picture and the terrible cat scratch picture . . .
Same movie?
I don't know.
The only things I've seen him in are Aliens and Sherlock Holmes.
According to his IMDB, he was a coach voice in one of the Kinect Sports games.
I'm just trying to picture Gorman coaching anything.
15 touchdowns, simulated.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 05, 2020, 03:14:57 AM
15 touchdowns, simulated.
Great. Wonderful. Strriiiike one!
"You always were a sh*tty Ump Gorman"
"I want this swing smooth and by the numbers."
"Look into my mitts"
(https://www.therpf.com/forums/attachments/cam00608-jpg.544893/)
Now, I may ruin everything by saying Voodoo should Photoshop a baseball glove in here.
It seems so simple, but he'll find a way to scar me for life.
It's what will be in the glove, that I'd worry about.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 06, 2020, 04:05:28 AM
It's what will be in the glove, that I'd worry about.
Best case scenario, it's just a fish stick.
I don't want to know what worst case is.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 06, 2020, 11:05:23 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 06, 2020, 04:05:28 AM
It's what will be in the glove, that I'd worry about.
Best case scenario, it's just a fish stick.
I don't want to know what worst case is.
Decisions... decisions...
Dr. Gorman will see you now.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 07, 2020, 03:21:22 AM
Dr. Gorman will see you now.
The only treatment/prescription I need is for one hug.
I hear he's no ordinary doctor.
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In the village, they say he's at least 3,000 years old, and can whistle the Ballad of Rumpschunzepstinlewiesen with his toes.
Well, that ruins every image I had last night.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 05, 2020, 11:51:50 AM
(https://www.therpf.com/forums/attachments/cam00608-jpg.544893/)
This image still scares the shit out of me.
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 07, 2020, 12:36:39 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 05, 2020, 11:51:50 AM
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This image still scares the shit out of me.
The Fingers Of Death.
Starring Bill Hope.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2020, 01:29:53 AM
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 07, 2020, 12:36:39 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 05, 2020, 11:51:50 AM
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This image still scares the shit out of me.
The Fingers Of Death.
Starring Bill Hope.
Why do I think this is a good idea?
He'd voice one of the fingers.
Well, that's not what I had in mind.
Each finger has its own brain. With the entire hand being controlled by a single master brain.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 08, 2020, 02:06:38 AM
Each finger has its own brain. With the entire hand being controlled by a single master brain.
Is Drake the hero trying to stop this thing?
He's a toe soldier. But a donor toe, not an original.
He's got something going on with pinky toe.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET4wJWnXgAEQEb3.jpg:small)
Ew.
Their love ballad is called "the toe jam"
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Rear Admiral Cheeks
He's the superior officer.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG8UmHTWkAAhuwa.jpg:small)
I still see blood flowing down his face.
They'll work their way down, and then...
Spoiler
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Looks more like intestines.
Doodoo Squad, we've got suspicious intestines on floor 13.
Moving to intercept.
(https://filmracket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/paulblart22.jpg)
I don't want to know what "suspicious intestines" look like.
Im sorry, that's classified information.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 01:15:36 AM
Im sorry, that's classified information.
I have clearance from the CO.
You tell Captain Osusstran that all clearances have to be cleared with me first. He's clearly let his clearance dispensing privileges get out of control. And corporate wants that cleared up.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 01:37:47 AM
You tell Captain Osusstran that all clearances have to be cleared with me first. He's clearly let his clearance dispensing privileges get out of control. And corporate wants that cleared up.
You're thinking of the wrong CO, sir.
Conrad O'Fannyhee. I knew he was trouble.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 02:16:16 AM
Conrad O'Fannyhee. I knew he was trouble.
Close, but no cigar.
*hint, hint*
Cicero Olichi, button man for the cheese mafia.
I thought I smelled a conspiracy.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zQiILDm5qK8/maxresdefault.jpg)
Even the Marshals are in on it.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 02:43:01 AM
Even the Marshals are in on it.
"What started as a man getting strangled by intestines . . . has turned into something with a cheese mafia. Sounds like . . . the work of the Recess Thread."
Got a source on the inside.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 02:50:59 AM
Got a source on the inside.
Spoiler
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His disguise was perfect. No one suspended him.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 12, 2020, 02:57:24 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 02:50:59 AM
Got a source on the inside.
Spoiler
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His disguise was perfect. No one suspended him.
I sent him back to his cell for a few minutes once.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 03:05:46 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 12, 2020, 02:57:24 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 02:50:59 AM
Got a source on the inside.
Spoiler
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His disguise was perfect. No one suspended him.
I sent him back to his cell for a few minutes once.
I meant to say "suspected."
It's too late. The bungee team is already on their way to shawshank.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 03:15:13 AM
It's too late. The bungee team is already on their way to shawshank.
Bungees? You're gonna launch him out of prison?
They're just going to dangle him from the guard house until he spills the beans.
Which shouldn't take long. The beans tend to fall out when held upside down.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 03:22:59 AM
They're just going to dangle him from the guard house until he spills the beans.
Which shouldn't take long. The beans tend to fall out when held upside down.
What if his pockets are covered?
It's a nude bungee.
The weather, I hear, will be rather cold.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 03:37:57 AM
The weather, I hear, will be rather cold.
Oh. Oh, dear.
Hot coconut oil will be applied, if and where necessary.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 03:50:51 AM
Hot coconut oil will be applied, if and where necessary.
Oh, ouch.
Wouldn't that hurt?
Not at first.
Inga knows what she's doin.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 04:02:23 AM
Not at first.
Inga knows what she's doin.
Well, I doubt this process is delicate.
7,000 official posts.
How old does that make me in avpg years?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2020, 03:01:35 AM
7,000 official posts.
How old does that make me in avpg years?
You tell me. I'm old as hell in rabbit years.
I'm assuming Hicks is around 183.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 12, 2020, 03:33:38 AM
It's a nude bungee.
Errr, what's the bungee cord attached to then?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2020, 03:15:33 AM
I'm assuming Hicks is around 183.
In rabbit years?
I must be a young fart in AvPG post years.
If indeed there is a flatulence scale to coincide with the numeric value of post-age.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 15, 2020, 03:42:45 AM
If indeed there is a flatulence scale to coincide with the numeric value of post-age.
Baby fart.
Squeaky fart.
Young fart.
Fart fart.
Old fart.
God-like fart.
The moist full-bodied rumbler
. . . Eww.
ALIENS: A Classical Reading.
By Huggs
Stagger forth and harken unto me, ye of sound disposition and considerable fortitude.
Twas in the vast and blackened reach, wherein did float in cold retreat, entombed by means of steel and light, the valkyrie did sleep, as ages passed among the stars. And dreamt within of serpents flayed and crimson, slithering from among the bones of ancient idols to feast upon the current ally.
My Shakespearean isn't that good.
My brain just needs to do it.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2020, 03:04:14 AM
My brain just needs to do it.
Do it.
Do it, I say!
Hark! Tis he of highest rank and file that doth consort with those of equal standing. Besmirching that good merriment and feast of questionable beverage and corn-ed bread.
Let us speak plainly of our celestial brethren, until in mutual agreement he who plies to test the metal of his comrades shall find his fingers thrust upon the boards, and before all is judged by his own impliments and found wanting. And in doing so discovers, that humor was not in it.
For hubris warms not the naked sole. Whereupon we set dominion through use of armaments and mightiest quiver. Lo, the beacon sits aloft and beckoning to lesser Gods, that serpents dwell within.
Poetry about . . . Gorman?
It's mostly the mess hall scene I think.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 16, 2020, 11:22:51 PM
Hark! Tis he of highest rank and file that doth consort with those of equal standing. Besmirching that good merriment and feast of questionable beverage and corn-ed bread.
"Looks like the new lieutenant's too good to eat with the rest of us grunts."
QuoteLet us speak plainly of our celestial brethren,
Arcturians.
Quoteuntil in mutual agreement he who plies to test the metal of his comrades shall find his fingers thrust upon the boards, and before all is judged by his own impliments and found wanting. And in doing so discovers, that humor was not in it.
Hudson and the knife trick.
QuoteFor hubris warms not the naked sole. Whereupon we set dominion through use of armaments and mightiest quiver. Lo, the beacon sits aloft and beckoning to lesser Gods, that serpents dwell within.
Gearing up?
I have no idea, honestly.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/d/da/Drake.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20130413134752)
But what if I can't stop?
400 pages of nonsense.
I'm so proud.
TP it not TP?
That is the question.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2020, 04:09:45 PM
TP it not TP?
That is the question.
"How do I get outta this TP outfit?"
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Apr 19, 2020, 04:14:51 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 19, 2020, 04:09:45 PM
TP it not TP?
That is the question.
"How do I get outta this TP outfit?"
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The savage nature of the feral foot.
What about feral rabbits?
The evidence is well documented.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2020, 11:15:20 PM
The evidence is well documented.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b3/fd/84/b3fd84bc1045fe371466ee4f948a230b.jpg)
As was written among the celestial boogwey, and the ancient scrolls foretell.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 20, 2020, 11:24:30 PM
As was written among the celestial boogwey, and the ancient scrolls foretell.
Do they foretell of . . . Hope?
Spoiler
(https://gndn.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/gorman2.jpg?w=640)
I'm going to wash his filthy mouth out...with soup.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2020, 01:35:51 AM
I'm going to wash his filthy mouth out...with soup.
Filthy?
Soup?
...yes.
Of the chunky variety.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2020, 01:41:32 AM
...yes.
What could he have said that's so filthy?
According to the wiretaps, the topics varied from seafood, the human genome project, daytime television, and...no..no I cant say it.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2020, 01:52:11 AM
According to the wiretaps, the topics varied from seafood, the human genome project, daytime television, and...no..no I cant say it.
Say it.
He plans to corner the entire hasenpfeffer market.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2020, 02:03:51 AM
He plans to corner the entire hasenpfeffer market.
Whaaaat?
I thought we were fwiends.
Witness the dark side of Hope.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 22, 2020, 02:33:01 AM
Witness the dark side of Hope.
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While we await Huggs's return, let us enjoy bananas.
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Quote from: Voodoo Magic on May 05, 2020, 03:47:26 PM
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Actually, I have.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2020, 03:42:00 PM
While we await Huggs's return, let us enjoy bananas.
https://media.giphy.com/media/8lmO4zVDHPT0I/giphy.gif
C'mon, it's not mad. It's cute as f**k .
Quote from: Kradan on May 05, 2020, 09:26:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 05, 2020, 03:42:00 PM
While we await Huggs's return, let us enjoy bananas.
https://media.giphy.com/media/8lmO4zVDHPT0I/giphy.gif
C'mon, it's not mad. It's cute as f**k .
Uhh... everyone knows, bunnies eating strawberries is cute.
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But bunnies eating bananas is insanity!
(https://media.tenor.com/images/33302344e762dc729ce16597f0510ada/tenor.gif)
No, no, no. Bunnies eating strawberries is cute. But bunnies eating bananas is insanity! cute as f**k
How 'bout . . . raspberries?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ynenXMr6PlEbK/giphy.gif)
Bloody cute
Ok, so where were we?
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2020, 03:08:01 PM
Ok, so where were we?
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Ah yes, that was it.
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2020, 03:13:44 PM
Ah yes, that was it.
All I will say is not to let go.
This place has been boring without you.
Did I miss anything good?
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2020, 03:26:41 PM
Did I miss anything good?
I posted chapters 5, 6, and 7 of the audiobook.
The written version of "Burning Bridges" is finished and we're predicting the full recording will be well over ten hours.
I attempted to create a website to put it on Spotify and that has not gone well because . . . well, you try giving a rabbit technology. :P
Other than that . . . nothing. I think some people are trying to bait more canon wars and I stay out of that.
We need a good Canon War every now and then. Helps to vent steam and clears out the riff raff.
Quote from: Huggs on May 29, 2020, 03:26:41 PM
Did I miss anything good?
Huggs had dissapeared for about a month and we began to worry about Shane Black's life.
Other than that - nothing interesting
Voodoo was supposed to be keeping him in his basement (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=51721.msg2465921#msg2465921). :-X
But aye! Other than that - nothing interesting ;D
Huggsy wouldn't put the lotion in the basket. :-\
Well, not the basket you wanted.
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Feels good that Huggs is back.
Want a marshmallow? Here this one looks like Bowski.
I'll just, set him away from the fire.
I shall call him...Marshbowski.
And a little Marsh Rolston bringing up the rear, carrying a little twig smarshgun.
Quote from: Huggs on May 30, 2020, 01:45:00 AM
Want a marshmallow? Here this one looks like Bowski.
I'll just, set him away from the fire.
I shall call him...Marshbowski.
And a little Marsh Rolston bringing up the rear, carrying a little twig smarshgun.
Why does that sound like the cutest thing ever?
Wait . . .
Marshmallows are fluffy.
Isn't there . . . nothing fluffy about Mark Rolston?
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 30, 2020, 02:37:56 AM
Quote from: Huggs on May 30, 2020, 01:45:00 AM
Want a marshmallow? Here this one looks like Bowski.
I'll just, set him away from the fire.
I shall call him...Marshbowski.
And a little Marsh Rolston bringing up the rear, carrying a little twig smarshgun.
Why does that sound like the cutest thing ever?
Because it is. ;D
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on May 30, 2020, 02:37:56 AM
Isn't there . . . nothing fluffy about Mark Rolston?
Marsh Rolston is not bound by the laws of Fluff.
Marsh Rolston is a Mallowman, of the Mallowpeople, and a proud Mallowrine.
He served nobly in the Smore Wars, and was badly burned by the hot chocolate blood of a Mallowmorph.
Sounds tasty
You know what else sounds tasty? hive cake made by bunnies 🐰
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Author of this image is Pro-Skull fan
Well one thing is for sure: the author's name is not Local Trouble.
Local Trouble can't draw.
Can he?
He's more of a disaster artist.
Whereas Huggs is more of a fartist, as I understand it.
Practice makes perfect.
We should probably add "fartist" to the AvPGalaxy dictionary.
A Master Of Wind Instruments
We have two bunnies in our yard.
I'm jealous.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 01, 2020, 11:01:47 PM
I'm jealous.
Under the bird feeder, tail-to-tail.
Just had one hunker down. The cats were after him. I got within 3 inches of him and he bolted. Cat got him for a second but he got away.
Slowest rabbit I ever saw, for being that young. There he is.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 01, 2020, 11:48:48 PM
Just had one hunker down. The cats were after him. I got within 3 inches of him and he bolted. Cat got him for a second but he got away.
Slowest rabbit I ever saw, for being that young. There he is.
Might be related to Muscle Bean.
He's up there with Macho now. Lost Macho 2 weeks ago to that new tick fever.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 02, 2020, 02:06:53 AM
He's up there with Macho now. Lost Macho 2 weeks ago to that new tick fever.
One of the cats?
Yeah, the one that I found sitting on Nelson's grave after he died.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 02, 2020, 02:30:05 AM
Yeah, the one that I found sitting on Nelson's grave after he died.
I'm sorry.
No biggy. It's part of life.
What if the intelligent life is not on Mars, but Uranus?
"Greetings, I am Plantar Flat-Genital: Alien Proctologist and Lord High Commander of the Booty Sector".
We've gone too long without annoyed Drake.
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I figured something sassy might flush him out.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 06, 2020, 03:24:24 AM
I figured something sassy might flush him out.
He got his sleep while you were away.
A month of cryo.
That's hard time.
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Hug me!
OK
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*Narrator Voice*
"The rabbit, having fooled its prey, moves in for the kill".
(https://media.giphy.com/media/OmK8lulOMQ9XO/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 10, 2020, 01:08:08 PM
*Narrator Voice*
"The rabbit, having fooled its prey, moves in for the kill".
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/9umH7yTO8gLYY/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 10, 2020, 01:08:08 PM
*Narrator Voice*
"The rabbit, having fooled its prey, moves in for the kill".
(https://scientificgems.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/gorman.jpg)
He's got the look of a man who recently cooked hasenpfeffer.
Quote from: Huggs on Jun 12, 2020, 02:11:23 AM
He's got the look of a man who recently cooked hasenpfeffer.
"How about . . . coyote stew?"
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/e/ef/Waits.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20141030114607)
For some peason I really like the idea of Gorman and Waits being relatives somehow
Quote from: Kradan on Jun 12, 2020, 11:31:15 AM
For some peason I really like the idea of Gorman and Waits being relatives somehow
You're welcome, then.
Although I don't know if I'm the only one who can lay claim to creating this theory. :P
It quiet.
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Calm before the storm.
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(https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/101/101172.gif)
I've got just the thing.
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Quote from: Huggs on Jul 01, 2020, 10:36:37 PM
I've got just the thing.
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A feather?
I have used this feather to repel the wild Appalachian Samsquatch and exorcise not one, but two moderately possessed breakfast biscuits.
It is a powerful artifact.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 01, 2020, 10:53:01 PM
I have used this feather to repel the wild Appalachian Samsquatch and exorcise not one, but two moderately possessed breakfast biscuits.
It is a powerful artifact.
Could it take the fisherman out of Gorman?
The technology just isn't there yet.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 01, 2020, 11:10:52 PM
The technology just isn't there yet.
Good point.
Perhaps it can make Waits less cranky.
Alittle milk of magnesia might loosen him up pretty good.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 01, 2020, 11:49:52 PM
Alittle milk of magnesia might loosen him up pretty good.
:laugh:
As long as it's not your recipe. :P
You can't improve on perfection.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2020, 11:21:08 PM
You can't improve on perfection.
Are we referring to Waits or your milk of magnesia?
I don't make it, I just administer it.
It's an art.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2020, 11:29:07 PM
I don't make it, I just administer it.
It's an art.
Dr. Huggs, M.D. at San Cristobal.
One of my many aliases.
Soon I'll head for Shaker country and change my name to Jedediah Woodcock.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 02, 2020, 11:37:18 PM
One of my many aliases.
Soon I'll head for Shaker country and change my name to Jedediah Woodcock.
I should've put you in "Burning Bridges" somehow.
Maybe I'll feature you in dedications at the end of the audiobook.
How is it going, btw ?
Super Hug. Just in case.
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I think that will be more accurate:
Spoiler
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Quote from: Kradan on Jul 04, 2020, 09:06:17 PM
I think that will be more accurate:
Spoiler
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*frantic maintenance jack flailing*
Yeah, sure, that'll stop me.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 04, 2020, 09:54:23 PM
Yeah, sure, that'll stop me.
*incomprehensible rabbit noises*
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 04, 2020, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 04, 2020, 09:54:23 PM
Yeah, sure, that'll stop me.
*incomprehensible rabbit noises*
Too late.
In a few hours you'll have your very own xeno baby.
*Throws confetti in the air*
Excuse me a moment, I've got an emergency call from Fiorina 161. Seems they require my services.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 04, 2020, 10:18:33 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 04, 2020, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 04, 2020, 09:54:23 PM
Yeah, sure, that'll stop me.
*incomprehensible rabbit noises*
Too late.
In a few hours you'll have your very own xeno baby.
*Throws confetti in the air*
Excuse me a moment, I've got an emergency call from Fiorina 161. Seems they require my services.
Oh
J O Y.
That's the spirit!
Has anyone else ever noticed the lack of bathrooms on Sevastopol?
Perhaps in the future, pooping is a thing of the past.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 06, 2020, 11:19:34 PM
Perhaps in the future, pooping is a thing of the past.
What about the art of the fart?
I'd say it went the way of the doodoo.
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jul 06, 2020, 11:21:03 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 06, 2020, 11:19:34 PM
Perhaps in the future, pooping is a thing of the past.
What about the art of the fart?
Does it requiere bathrom though? Maybe that's what "Air Purification" for
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*snuggie attack*
*Loads the mustard cannon*
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 28, 2020, 01:53:44 AM
*Loads the mustard cannon*
*Food War flashbacks*
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 07, 2020, 12:42:34 AM
I'd say it went the way of the doodoo.
ahhhhhh, I see what you did there.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 28, 2020, 01:53:44 AM
*Loads the mustard cannon*
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Flood tubes 3 and 4, and get me a frying solution.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 31, 2020, 02:58:41 AM
Flood tubes 3 and 4, and get me a frying solution.
*holds out olive oil*
That olive oil is mathematically incorrect.
If there's one thing the monseigneur can't stand, it's ratios in his breakfast.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 31, 2020, 03:05:55 AM
That olive oil is mathematically incorrect.
If there's one thing the monseigneur can't stand, it's ratios in his breakfast.
Rabbits can't do math.
I grab the first bottle I find.
The label says "explosive tons of jolly laughter in every teaspoon".
Hand me that spatula.
Quote from: Huggs on Jul 31, 2020, 03:08:49 AM
The label says "explosive tons of jolly laughter in every teaspoon".
Hand me that spatula.
Santa essence?
You know, it's actually not that bad.
Spoiler
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Oops.
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I have been summoned back to Recess.
The Peanut Butter has returned!
Now where's the Jelly? (Huggsy)