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Title: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darkness on May 07, 2017, 03:38:05 AM
The embargo is about to pass. The topic will be the catch all thread for all reviews. Please stay on topic this time. Feel feel free to discuss them here as well as post any reviews you find on the Internet. This post will be updated as they are published. Feel free to spawn more threads to discuss certain aspects of the film in more detail.

So far, the reviews are quite positive! Many of the reviews are praising the cast, locations, sets, visual style and terror while some of the criticism is directed at the pacing of the final act when the Xenomorph we know and love appears. A few of the reviews also lament the use of CGI for the Neomorphs and Xenomorph as opposed to using good old-fashioned practical effects

 Alien Covenant Reviews Roundup!Positive
IGN (7.3/10)
JoBlos (8/10)
The Hollywood Reporter (Positive)
Bloody Disgusing (4/5)
The Wrap (Positive)
The Independent (5/5)
Forbes (Positive)
Birth Movies Death (Positive)
Telegraph (5/5)
Mirror.co.uk (5/5)
Entertainment Weekly (B+)
DigitalSpy (4/5)
The Playlist (B/B+)
Daily Star (4/5)
New York Daily News (4/5)

Mixed

Alien vs. Predator Galaxy (6.5/10)
Collider (B-)
CinemaBlend (3.5/5)
TimeOut (3/5)
Metro (3/5)
We Got This Covered (3/5)
The Guardian (3/5)
Empire (3/5)
Total Film (3/5)
The Verge (Mixed)
Cnet (Mixed)
Den of Geek UK (3/5)
HeyUGuys (3/5)

Negative
CraveOnline (Negative)
We Live Entertainment (Negative)
Den of Geek US (2/5)
Destructoid (3.5/10)
Wired.co.uk (4/10)
io9 (Negative)

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Joker on May 07, 2017, 03:49:29 AM
Most of the reviews that I've seen have been positive.

IGN: 7.3/10
Bloody Disgusting: 4/5
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 03:50:01 AM
Well it got 5 stars in the UK's Independent.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/reviews/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-prequel-michael-fassbender-david-walter-a7720371.html
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darkness on May 07, 2017, 03:51:05 AM
Yeah, I'm surprised so far. The reviews are quite positive.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 07, 2017, 03:58:17 AM
Alleluia! They're good!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 03:59:42 AM
Quote from: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 03:50:01 AM
Well it got 5 stars in the UK's Independent.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/reviews/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-prequel-michael-fassbender-david-walter-a7720371.html

Really loved this review!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: hfeldhaus on May 07, 2017, 04:01:13 AM
Wow, I'm surprised so far. I thought it would be a middle of the road kind of thing.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 04:04:14 AM

It's also good to hear that the film isn't as empty headed as a lot of people think.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Spidey3121 on May 07, 2017, 04:06:51 AM
Forbes https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-is-a-return-to-formula/#1945b9d71ffa (https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-is-a-return-to-formula/#1945b9d71ffa)

Birth.Movies.Death http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-sympathy-for-the-devil

Both positive. The BMD review suggests it's next best after Alien & Aliens. Only skimmed either one tho, fearful of spoilers.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: D88M on May 07, 2017, 04:07:30 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 03:59:42 AM
Quote from: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 03:50:01 AM
Well it got 5 stars in the UK's Independent.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/reviews/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-prequel-michael-fassbender-david-walter-a7720371.html

Really loved this review!

what is the deal with reviews nowadays? it is really that hard to get competent writers? now all reviews, of anything but specially movies, told the WHOLE film, it is easy to tell if a movie is good or bad without telling everything about it, why do they have to be so mediocre and amateur? had to stop because of spoilers, i wont be reading any review but the spoiler free ones made by the admins of here
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 04:13:32 AM
Quote from: D88M on May 07, 2017, 04:07:30 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 03:59:42 AM
Quote from: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 03:50:01 AM
Well it got 5 stars in the UK's Independent.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/reviews/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-prequel-michael-fassbender-david-walter-a7720371.html

Really loved this review!

what is the deal with reviews nowadays? it is really that hard to get competent writers? now all reviews, of anything but specially movies, told the WHOLE film, it is easy to tell if a movie is good or bad without telling everything about it, why do they have to be so mediocre and amateur? had to stop because of spoilers, i wont be reading any review but the spoiler free ones made by the admins of here

I usually just read the last paragraph which just summarizes why they liked or disliked the movie.

Also, Craven Online was pretty negative towards the film.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 04:18:10 AM
Quote from: Spidey3121 on May 07, 2017, 04:06:51 AM
Forbes https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-is-a-return-to-formula/#1945b9d71ffa (https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-is-a-return-to-formula/#1945b9d71ffa)

Birth.Movies.Death http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-sympathy-for-the-devil

Both positive. The BMD review suggests it's next best after Alien & Aliens. Only skimmed either one tho, fearful of spoilers.

The writer of the Forbes one liked Alien: Resurrection and claims that Prometheus was just a variation on the "haunted house" formula, so I'm a little hesitant to trust their opinion. But they did say it was good for what it is trying to do, they are just bored of it and want an Alien film set in a different genre(?), not sure what genre however...

It also got 4/5 in NME: http://www.nme.com/reviews/movie/alien-covenant-review
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: MajorB on May 07, 2017, 04:22:25 AM
youtube! your mileage may vary!

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Beyond the Trailer
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 07, 2017, 04:23:26 AM
Mr H - Alien: Covenant Movie Review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRQ2N3hSuiM&t=216s
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Alien Runner on May 07, 2017, 04:28:35 AM
Bleh considering alien movie standards. Should be 4-5/5
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Spidey3121 on May 07, 2017, 04:34:02 AM
Quote from: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 04:18:10 AM
Quote from: Spidey3121 on May 07, 2017, 04:06:51 AM
Forbes https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-is-a-return-to-formula/#1945b9d71ffa (https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-is-a-return-to-formula/#1945b9d71ffa)

Birth.Movies.Death http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-sympathy-for-the-devil

Both positive. The BMD review suggests it's next best after Alien & Aliens. Only skimmed either one tho, fearful of spoilers.

The writer of the Forbes one liked Alien: Resurrection and claims that Prometheus was just a variation on the "haunted house" formula, so I'm a little hesitant to trust their opinion. But they did say it was good for what it is trying to do, they are just bored of it and want an Alien film set in a different genre(?), not sure what genre however...

It also got 4/5 in NME: http://www.nme.com/reviews/movie/alien-covenant-review

I've followed the Forbes writer on twitter for years. I enjoy his opinions, even when I don't agree. He tends to be harsher on the MCU films than I ever am. He's a recommended follow for box office info. Also, I understand wanting a variation on the theme. I was disappointed by the first Alien Covenant trailer b/c it had too many call backs to the original film. I understand that they were trying to remind people what they loved about the original, but redundancy takes its toll. That's why films like Jurassic World or Force Awakens, while entertaining, don't match up to previous installments, b/c the core plot is the same. Given the relatively basic premise of Alien franchise, it's a problem every installment faces. How do you tell the same story differently? Needs to retain what people love, but add enough to make it worthwhile.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Joker on May 07, 2017, 04:38:52 AM
Quote from: Alien Runner on May 07, 2017, 04:28:35 AM
Bleh considering alien movie standards. Should be 4-5/5

I get what you're saying but Alien movie standards have gone down a bit with the last few films and therefor fans will take what they can get with reviews that are mostly positive. [Mostly].
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 07, 2017, 04:45:12 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/alien-covenant-review-mad-scientist-ridley-scott-creates-terror/

Another 5 STar review!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 07, 2017, 04:56:03 AM
5/5

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-reviews/alien-covenant-review-michael-fassbender-10317288
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darkness on May 07, 2017, 04:56:54 AM
The British newspapers seem to be loving it.

Well, apart from the Guardian.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 07, 2017, 04:58:08 AM
Quote from: Darkness on May 07, 2017, 04:56:54 AM
The British newspapers seem to be loving it.

Well, apart from the Guardian.

Empire and Total Film both gave it 3/5 :( I was hoping for more but at least they're not bad reviews!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darkness on May 07, 2017, 05:00:13 AM
What's the links? I can't find them.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The_Foxcatcher on May 07, 2017, 05:00:18 AM
http://weliveentertainment.com/welivefilm/alien-covenant-review-promises-promises/

Valid  criticism
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 05:04:43 AM
Quote from: Darkness on May 07, 2017, 04:56:54 AM
Well, apart from the Guardian.

Alas The Guardian isn't what it once was, they talk about Michael Fassbenders dick by the third sentence of the review.

It's quite a shame what the paper has become.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 07, 2017, 05:04:50 AM
Quote from: Darkness on May 07, 2017, 05:00:13 AM
What's the links? I can't find them.

http://www.empireonline.com/movies/alien-covenant/review/

http://www.gamesradar.com/movies/reviews/
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 05:05:50 AM
Entertainment Weekly gave it a B+.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Necronomicon II on May 07, 2017, 05:07:28 AM
No wonder Fox were confident, pretty damn positive on the whole, some surprising scores there.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 07, 2017, 05:07:36 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 05:05:50 AM
Entertainment Weekly gave it a B+.
I'll take that from them
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 05:12:25 AM
Quote from: salomonj on May 07, 2017, 05:07:36 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 05:05:50 AM
Entertainment Weekly gave it a B+.
I'll take that from them

Everyone that I usually listen to is loving the film.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 07, 2017, 05:13:00 AM
It's doing well so far. It's got its fair share of phenomenal reviews, a bunch of solid/good reviews, and as to be expected a couple of stinkers.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 05:18:05 AM

Here's the link to the EW review:

http://ew.com/movies/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-ew-review/ (http://ew.com/movies/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-ew-review/)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: rustyredraccoon on May 07, 2017, 05:21:23 AM
Den of Geek: 2/5

http://www.denofgeek.com/us/movies/alien-covenant/264548/alien-covenant-review


The Village Voice:

http://www.villagevoice.com/film/alien-covenant-in-space-no-one-can-hear-you-philosophize-9963365

Not sure what to make of this review. Mixed?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: newagescamartist on May 07, 2017, 05:25:46 AM
Quote from: rustyredraccoon on May 07, 2017, 05:21:23 AM
Den of Geek: 2/5

http://www.denofgeek.com/us/movies/alien-covenant/264548/alien-covenant-review


The Village Voice:

http://www.villagevoice.com/film/alien-covenant-in-space-no-one-can-hear-you-philosophize-9963365

Not sure what to make of this review. Mixed?

First review I've read that calls it boring.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: rustyredraccoon on May 07, 2017, 05:27:52 AM
The Verge:

https://www.theverge.com/2017/5/6/15570852/alien-covenant-review-ridley-scott

Mixed
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Huggs on May 07, 2017, 05:33:12 AM
Glad to see it's holding tough in the reviews department. Will anyone be posting a plot summary by chance? Tomorrow is promised to no-one...Spoil me rotten.  ;D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Lieutenant Mike Harrigan on May 07, 2017, 05:34:48 AM
Amazing. My body is ready.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: rustyredraccoon on May 07, 2017, 05:36:21 AM
Rotten Tomatoes has started to aggregate the reviews now; it might make it easier for whomever is updating the list above.  ;)

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_covenant
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 07, 2017, 06:05:39 AM
http://moviecitynews.com/2017/05/review-ish-alien-covenant-spoiler-free/ (Mostly positive)

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/movies/611978/Alien-Covenant-review-film-Ridley-Scott 4/5
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SiL on May 07, 2017, 06:06:26 AM
Sounding like Prometheus. People generally enjoy it, it's well made, but it's got some issues that stop it being great.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Dan2004 on May 07, 2017, 06:17:02 AM
Quote from: SiL on May 07, 2017, 06:06:26 AM
Sounding like Prometheus. People generally enjoy it, it's well made, but it's got some issues that stop it being great.

Problem is people love to hate. Coupled with the fact they can't help but not review it's independently but always make comparisons between Alien and Aliens. Meh can't wait for Friday myself  ;D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Necronomicon II on May 07, 2017, 06:38:43 AM
I don't recall the birth.movies.death folks liking Prometheus this much, I also don't recall these UK newspapers being quite this positive with Prometheus, and Hollywood Reporter is ecstatic. All signs point to this being better received qualitatively over Prometheus.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: D88M on May 07, 2017, 06:45:51 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 04:13:32 AM
Quote from: D88M on May 07, 2017, 04:07:30 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 03:59:42 AM
Quote from: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 03:50:01 AM
Well it got 5 stars in the UK's Independent.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/reviews/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-prequel-michael-fassbender-david-walter-a7720371.html

Really loved this review!

what is the deal with reviews nowadays? it is really that hard to get competent writers? now all reviews, of anything but specially movies, told the WHOLE film, it is easy to tell if a movie is good or bad without telling everything about it, why do they have to be so mediocre and amateur? had to stop because of spoilers, i wont be reading any review but the spoiler free ones made by the admins of here

I usually just read the last paragraph which just summarizes why they liked or disliked the movie.

Also, Craven Online was pretty negative towards the film.

i have no way of knowing where there are/there are not spoilers in every text, i hate when they describe scenes, dude, just tell me if the movie is good or not, dont tell me the whole story!

Anyway, when is Hicks and the other admins reviews?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: monkeylove on May 07, 2017, 06:47:29 AM
Destructoid review: "Fool Me Twice"

Spoiler warnings, though.

https://www.destructoid.com/review-alien-covenant-434922.phtml

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ragonk_Force on May 07, 2017, 06:49:40 AM
Pretty encouraging, the positive reviews im reading are describing exactly what I want this movie to be. So damn excited
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Stolen on May 07, 2017, 06:52:46 AM
Wow it's nice to see good reviews after disastrous returns in France. The film looks complex, ambitious, and strange. Not perfect, but no matter!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 07, 2017, 06:55:38 AM
Forbes gave it a good review!!  8)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: D88M on May 07, 2017, 06:57:59 AM
is there any, REALLY and literally, spoiler free be it negative or positive that i could read yet?

also, the crowd is asking for Hicks review!

also, great to know is having a mostly positive reaction unlike Prometheus that was really divisive, though i have a feeling that it WILL be divisive for us fans in terms of lore/continuity screw ups, we will have to wait and see...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: TyrantUA on May 07, 2017, 07:02:33 AM
I just want someone to create a full spoiler topic describing everything that happens in the movie. Anyone, please?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 07:05:10 AM
Quote from: D88M on May 07, 2017, 06:57:59 AM
is there any, REALLY and literally, spoiler free be it negative or positive that i could read yet?

also, the crowd is asking for Hicks review!

also, great to know is having a mostly positive reaction unlike Prometheus that was really divisive, though i have a feeling that it WILL be divisive for us fans in terms of lore/continuity screw ups, we will have to wait and see...

Honestly, I would watch Beyond the Trailers review as there are basically no spoilers in it.

Not sure how she is usually for reviews but I was aware she went in being pretty sceptical and ended up sounding fairly balanced on the whole.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 07, 2017, 07:12:30 AM
75% RT currently. 8)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: D88M on May 07, 2017, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 07:05:10 AM
Quote from: D88M on May 07, 2017, 06:57:59 AM
is there any, REALLY and literally, spoiler free be it negative or positive that i could read yet?

also, the crowd is asking for Hicks review!

also, great to know is having a mostly positive reaction unlike Prometheus that was really divisive, though i have a feeling that it WILL be divisive for us fans in terms of lore/continuity screw ups, we will have to wait and see...

Honestly, I would watch Beyond the Trailers review as there are basically no spoilers in it.

Not sure how she is usually for reviews but I was aware she went in being pretty sceptical and ended up sounding fairly balanced on the whole.

hmm, i hate youtubers, they are egocentric talentless kids that gain millons of views by stealing jokes from others and by talking about trivial stuff that they dont even know, they usually dont know what they are talking about so i dont think i can use a review like that to get an idea from the movie, thanks anyway, i will think about it or just wait to see the movie by myself
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ragonk_Force on May 07, 2017, 07:25:58 AM
Quote from: D88M on May 07, 2017, 06:57:59 AM
is there any, REALLY and literally, spoiler free be it negative or positive that i could read yet?

also, the crowd is asking for Hicks review!

also, great to know is having a mostly positive reaction unlike Prometheus that was really divisive, though i have a feeling that it WILL be divisive for us fans in terms of lore/continuity screw ups, we will have to wait and see...
Alot of those are spoiler free
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 07:27:32 AM
Quote from: D88M on May 07, 2017, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 07:05:10 AM
Quote from: D88M on May 07, 2017, 06:57:59 AM
is there any, REALLY and literally, spoiler free be it negative or positive that i could read yet?

also, the crowd is asking for Hicks review!

also, great to know is having a mostly positive reaction unlike Prometheus that was really divisive, though i have a feeling that it WILL be divisive for us fans in terms of lore/continuity screw ups, we will have to wait and see...

Honestly, I would watch Beyond the Trailers review as there are basically no spoilers in it.

Not sure how she is usually for reviews but I was aware she went in being pretty sceptical and ended up sounding fairly balanced on the whole.

hmm, i hate youtubers, they are egocentric talentless kids that gain millons of views by stealing jokes from others and by talking about trivial stuff that they dont even know, they usually dont know what they are talking about so i dont think i can use a review like that to get an idea from the movie, thanks anyway, i will think about it or just wait to see the movie by myself

I get you, I hate most of them as well but having watched one or two of her reviews before she at least does due diligence on actually researching stuff and isn't overly bombastic and annoying like the others. She does have a specific vocal intonation which is a little annoying but whatever.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 07, 2017, 07:27:59 AM
Another positive!

Quote    Alien: Covenant is quite possibly the best Alien film since James Cameron's ground-breaking 1986 sequel, which some haters may suggest isn't that difficult. It has all the elements you'd expect from an Alien movie as well as further depth from a story quite obviously planning to continue into at least one more feature. Ridley Scott continues to build upon the foundations he laid with Prometheus while giving the audience something to feast upon in terms of the horror so expertly delivered in the movies that preceded it.

Gloriously intense and in places absolutely terrifying, Alien: Covenant is the Alien movie you'd been waiting for and absolutely one of the stand-outs of the year so far. 

http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/2017/05/07/alien-covenant-review/   (http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/2017/05/07/alien-covenant-review/)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 07, 2017, 07:29:27 AM
65 at Metacritic. Same score as Prometheus, but bound to go down as more reviews come out.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 07:41:44 AM
I read the critical reviews first, and initially it would appear that:

1:  It is a good, but flawed film

2: If you haven't seen (or remembered) the earlier films, you will like it

3: If you have a lot invested in the earlier Alien films, you may be disappointed. I think the Guardian compared it to watching  a greatest hits movie, and Variety says 'more of the same'. I trust Bradhaw as a film reviewer. He's less likely to have been bought off by the Corporation, Fox  :D

4: It looks like they repeat many of the Alien Tropes and play safe in respect of story

5: There's unanswered questions, potential continuity issues compared to earlier films, and some crew decisions are implausible.


It sounds pretty much as I expected. It was unlikely to be as bad as Prometheus, or as good as Alien/Aliens.     

EDIT. Having read Hicks review,
Spoiler
I cannot believe that they don't explain the Engineers, why they wanted to wipe us out, the source of the black goo, why David lays waste to the humanoids, or several other open ends from Prom. Actually, I can believe. Spin out the cash cow for as long as possible..
[close]
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:53:23 AM
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/

My review is up. I'll post HuDa's in a second!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 07:56:52 AM
Guys, Rotten Potatoes doesn't mean anything. My favourite example is always Gladiator. Believe it or not but it's got only 64% on top critisc potatometer.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:59:07 AM
From HuDaFuk (Xenopedia editor) -

Overall, I liked this more than Prometheus, but it had definite faults.

It was undeniably a more commercial, less ambitious movie than Prometheus, but I thought that ultimately worked in its favour. There were a few hints of some of the higher concepts of the kind explored in the previous film, chiefly in the scenes involving David, but on the whole it was a more straightforward film. More action-packed, more intense. I'm also happy to say it fixed one of my biggest criticisms from Prometheus - whereas the crew in that were terribly cardboard and uncharismatic, I'm pleased to say the characters in this immediately came across as more interesting and likeable to watch.

However - and this was my main problem - it was one of those movies that suffers quite badly from a case of deterioration; it seemed to get less impressive as it went along, culminating in a final act that I thought was, disappointingly, pretty weak. The Neomorph birth sequence, seen in the previews, was excellent and probably the best part of the movie. But towards the end, more and more things started happening that really disappointed me.

Spoiler
For instance, they once again messed with the details and timescale of the Alien reproductive cycle. Crudup's character is infected and gives birth in about ten minutes, whereas later in the film someone is impregnated after a Facehugger is in contact with them for no longer than a few seconds. Seriously, they're never even knocked unconscious before the thing is cut off them, and yet they're still infected. Also, for some reason the Chestburster is now a fully-formed, miniature version of the Alien, with arms, legs and head, rather than the slug-like design from the previous films.
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Another issue I had was the big final twist. To say it was obvious is a huge understatement; I saw it coming about 20 minutes before the end of the film, and being so obvious, it was hard to get even slightly thrilled by it. It was just so blatantly telegraphed from the moment it was set up.

It's a shame most of the things I disliked were towards the back end of the movie, because it was a let down after the great opening acts and kinda soured the whole experience with a disappointing conclusion. As I said, the final act aboard the Covenant in particular was quite weak - it felt way too short and didn't portray the Alien in particularly good light. Still, overall it was an entertaining movie, and a definite step up from Prometheus. I've actually seen it twice now, and I enjoyed it more the second time around.

Oh, and as I was asked - I'd probably rank it fourth, after the first three but ahead of Resurrection and Prometheus 🙂 Might be a better-made film than Alien 3, but I have a soft spot for that.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 08:00:24 AM
Quote from: MajorB on May 07, 2017, 04:22:25 AM
Jeremy Jahns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaK7cAZ4trs

Beyond the Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzD7X2Jz90E

Cannot stand both of them. Parasites.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpeedyMaxx on May 07, 2017, 08:01:33 AM
People rapidly birthing chestbursters has always irritated me in EU canon and other sequels, etc. What was the duration on Kane from infection to birth? 12-24 hours? I always believed it was around that interval at least.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 07, 2017, 08:06:49 AM
Does anyone recall where Ridley Scott said "they want Aliens? We'll give them the f**king Alien"? Would love to reference that in an article. Thank you :)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Salt The Fries on May 07, 2017, 08:08:04 AM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 07, 2017, 07:29:27 AM
65 at Metacritic. Same score as Prometheus, but bound to go down as more reviews come out.
Why do you think it's bound to go down? I can't imagine it having worse scores than Prometheus..?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 08:16:01 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:53:23 AM
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/

So again, it's the script :) I think we have to get use to that.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpeedyMaxx on May 07, 2017, 08:17:49 AM
This board was savaging Prometheus much more quickly than AC. The RT score didn't plummet that much despite fan antipathy and I doubt it will here, as this film seems like much more of a crowdpleaser. (To be clear, I am not cheerleading AC)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 07, 2017, 08:31:41 AM
Digital spy 4/5
http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/alien/review/a827623/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel/
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Adorianu on May 07, 2017, 08:52:19 AM
See some youtubers that i like,liked this movie while they hated Prometheus,this is good sign for me hehe.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: szkoki on May 07, 2017, 09:01:38 AM
dumb f**king chracters again? Ridley.....
showing too much the creatures?
pacing and 2nd/3rd act is off?

that doesnt sound so good. fingers crossed
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 09:11:02 AM
Quote from: Omegamorph on May 07, 2017, 08:06:49 AM
Does anyone recall where Ridley Scott said "they want Aliens? We'll give them the f**king Alien"? Would love to reference that in an article. Thank you :)

;D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:23:52 AM
Quote from: SpeedyMaxx on May 07, 2017, 08:01:33 AM
People rapidly birthing chestbursters has always irritated me in EU canon and other sequels, etc. What was the duration on Kane from infection to birth? 12-24 hours? I always believed it was around that interval at least.

The sped up life-cycle has always irritated me too, I mean it is barely plausible as it is with up to 26 hours, but AVP took that too far with 10 mins.
Hicks review basically reveals that Covenant went and pulled a Defiance, making it even worse.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: szkoki on May 07, 2017, 09:28:09 AM
Well the first alien movies were suspense movies, even Alien3.
Either Ridley dont trust himself so he just throws the alien on screen asap like D rated directors or he just doesnt care about the lore and tries to direct a totally different movie to a totally new age audiance.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:32:27 AM
Quote from: szkoki on May 07, 2017, 09:28:09 AM
Well the first alien movies were suspense movies, even Alien3.
Either Ridley dont trust himself so he just throws the alien on screen asap like D rated directors or he just doesnt care about the lore and tries to direct a totally different movie to a totally new age audiance.

Hence why I wonder if Prometheus and Covenant are actually set up to secretly be reboots rather than prequels.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: John Doe on May 07, 2017, 09:43:56 AM
I read people hating there is a gay couple on the ship or looking to a open egg....

This movies, including Alien, are not made for the actual world.

And i dont have problem with fast birth, there are diferent species.

Please make your own judment.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: windebieste on May 07, 2017, 09:49:02 AM
In the face of all the short gestation periods we frequently see, has anyone ever stopped to consider Scott's gestation period for the chestburster is the one that's incorrect? 

Personally, I don't think of it as a problem.  Gestations can vary.  Well, why not?

-Windebieste.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: skhellter on May 07, 2017, 09:50:51 AM
Den of Geek's review is a 3/5. Not "2".
http://www.denofgeek.com/uk/movies/alien/49203/alien-covenant-review
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darkness on May 07, 2017, 09:54:25 AM
I could have sworn that was a 2 before.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 07, 2017, 09:58:16 AM
It definitely was. They've either edited the score or is that a second review?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 10:00:15 AM
Quote from: windebieste on May 07, 2017, 09:49:02 AM
In the face of all the short gestation periods we frequently see, has anyone ever stopped to consider Scott's gestation period for the chestburster is the one that's incorrect? 

Personally, I don't think of it as a problem.  Gestations can vary.  Well, why not?

-Windebieste.

True. Besides, gestation periods can vary. In Aliens we got bio-mechanical creature where in Covenant it's juts pure bio therefore it might grows quicker or it's just mistake that doesn't really bother me at all.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 10:01:07 AM
Quote from: John Doe on May 07, 2017, 09:43:56 AM
I read people hating there is a gay couple on the ship or looking to a open egg....

This movies, including Alien, are not made for the actual world.

And i dont have problem with fast birth, there are diferent species.

Please make your own judment.

I haven't seen any complaints about the movie having a gay couple, though I have not been in every thread or page on here.

As for egg thing, yeah I agree that only someone stupid would do that but then curiosity and stupidity have been the stable of this series regarding Facehugger victims. Prometheus had supremely stupid characters, I was hoping that would not follow into Covenant.

The fact its another species is not really an excuse, yes it is an alien so a little leeway is needed but in order to be sci/fi, there needs to be science and plausibilty involved.

Quote from: windebieste on May 07, 2017, 09:49:02 AM
In the face of all the short gestation periods we frequently see, has anyone ever stopped to consider Scott's gestation period for the chestburster is the one that's incorrect? 

Personally, I don't think of it as a problem.  Gestations can vary.  Well, why not?

-Windebieste.
In this movie yes, in Alien, no. Growing in hours is much more plausible than minutes or seconds.

Gestations can indeed very yes, but usually by an hour or so, the actual process should still takes hours. 16 to 26 hours depending on sources.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darkness on May 07, 2017, 10:02:28 AM
Quote from: SuicideDoors on May 07, 2017, 09:58:16 AM
It definitely was. They've either edited the score or is that a second review?

Oh, yeah, there's two. One for UK and one for US.

For a moment there, I thought they'd gone back and changed it after the fact.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Deklien on May 07, 2017, 10:03:43 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:53:23 AM
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/

My review is up. I'll post HuDa's in a second!
@Corporal Hicks. Just read your excellent review and have a question
Spoiler
Is it Birchir's character who gets the facehugger removed from his face?
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Also
Spoiler
Which characters are still alive at this point to remove it
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Clowndog on May 07, 2017, 10:11:40 AM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 10:00:15 AM
Quote from: windebieste on May 07, 2017, 09:49:02 AM
In the face of all the short gestation periods we frequently see, has anyone ever stopped to consider Scott's gestation period for the chestburster is the one that's incorrect? 

Personally, I don't think of it as a problem.  Gestations can vary.  Well, why not?

-Windebieste.

True. Besides, gestation periods can vary. In Aliens we got bio-mechanical creature where in Covenant it's juts pure bio therefore it might grows quicker or it's just mistake that doesn't really bother me at all.

Also all the eggs on the derelict were left there for an unknown period of time open to the worlds hostile environment. Maybe they had gone mouldy?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 10:29:36 AM
QuoteThe Independent - Clarisse Loughrey - 5/5
Covenant, thrives on its own self-awareness. We know the drill. The infection starts small then it builds and builds until the singular moment all hell breaks loose. Director Ridley Scott finds mischievous delight in carefully tracking the first parasite's journey into the first victim's ear canal, and down to burrow into their bloodstream, all while the audience's hearts start clattering in their chests. They won't stop until the credits roll.

The Guardian - Peter Bradshaw - 3/5
The vu has never been so déja: it's a greatest-hits compilation of the other Alien films' freaky moments. The paradox is that though you are intended to recognise these touches, you won't really be impressed unless you happen to be seeing them for the first time. For all this, the film is very capably made, with forceful, potent performances from Waterston and Fassbender. That franchise title is, however, looking increasingly wrong. It is a bit familiar.

The Telegraph - Robbie Collin 5/5
Scott's Alien: Covenant is a mad scientist film – arguably, one of the maddest. It's grandiose, exhilarating, vertiginously cynical and symphonically perverse, and around a million miles from the crowd-pleasing Alien retread Twentieth Century Fox have presumably been begging the 79-year-old director to make.

The Hollywood Reporter - Todd McCarthy
Scott and the writers have achieved an outstanding balance in Alien: Covenant among numerous different elements: Intelligent speculation and textbook sci-fi presumptions, startlingly inventive action and audience-pleasing old standbys, philosophical considerations and inescapable genre conventions, intense visual splendor and gore at its most grisly. The drama flows gorgeously and, unlike in many other franchises in which entries keep getting longer every time out, this one is served up without an ounce of fat. It provides all the tension and action the mainstream audience could want, along with a good deal more.

The Mirror - Chris Hunneysett - 5/5
Despite displaying Weaver's kick-ass aptitude, Waterston is overawed by a majestic Michael Fassbender. He's mesmeric in a dual role as synthetic androids, David and Walter. Scott's final theatrical flourish sends the franchise spinning out in a new direction. This is screamingly great cinema.

Den of Geek - Ryan Lambie - 3/5
Alien: Covenant's problems only really begin to tell in the second half. While the movie doesn't lose its coherency in the way that Prometheus did, the story does delve into similarly awkward, faintly kitsch storytelling territory. One of the issues is, surprisingly, Michael Fassbender, who plays two roles here. As well as David, the actor also appears as Walter, a newer model of synthetic with fewer personality malfunctions than his predecessor.

Radio Times - Terry Staunton - 3/5
Scott has relinquished the directorial reins of the upcoming Blade Runner sequel, and it might have been wise to do the same here, to bring a more fully formed perspective and a fresh slant to the saga. Unlike the crew of another spacecraft with a sizeable cinema pedigree, he seems frustratingly content to boldly go exactly where he's gone before.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/alien-covenant-reviews-round-up-prometheus-aliens-critics-a7722226.html
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 07, 2017, 10:32:09 AM
More positives.

http://entertainment.ie/movie-review/Alien-Covenant/388700.htm      (http://entertainment.ie/movie-review/Alien-Covenant/388700.htm)

     http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/ridley-scott-alien-covenant-not-faint-heart-review-article-1.3142709  (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/ridley-scott-alien-covenant-not-faint-heart-review-article-1.3142709)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 10:36:15 AM
Quote from: Gigeresque on May 07, 2017, 10:32:09 AM
More positives.

http://entertainment.ie/movie-review/Alien-Covenant/388700.htm      (http://entertainment.ie/movie-review/Alien-Covenant/388700.htm)

     http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/ridley-scott-alien-covenant-not-faint-heart-review-article-1.3142709  (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/ridley-scott-alien-covenant-not-faint-heart-review-article-1.3142709)

Good. So basically in scale of 1 to 5 it's in between 3 to 5 so far. I'm nor worried about its sequel regarding Covenant's budget (111 millions) and its box office.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 07, 2017, 10:43:46 AM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 10:36:15 AM
Quote from: Gigeresque on May 07, 2017, 10:32:09 AM
More positives.

http://entertainment.ie/movie-review/Alien-Covenant/388700.htm      (http://entertainment.ie/movie-review/Alien-Covenant/388700.htm)

     http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/ridley-scott-alien-covenant-not-faint-heart-review-article-1.3142709  (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/ridley-scott-alien-covenant-not-faint-heart-review-article-1.3142709)

Good. So basically in scale of 1 to 5 it's in between 3 to 5 so far. I'm nor worried about its sequel regarding Covenant's budget (111 millions) and its box office.

Yeah, and it opens in USA, and China on 19th. That's a double whammy win for FOX. The sequel is CAKE!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: dumbass_colonist on May 07, 2017, 10:43:56 AM
Reviews are about what I expected. It's in the mid 60s on Metacritic, which I find a more accurate guide than Rotten Tomatoes, but having said that, it's scoring roughly the same as Guardians of the Galaxy 2, which I thought was a strong 4/5. So could be better than I'm expecting...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 10:51:05 AM
Another positive one.

QuoteIf Ridley Scott really wants to keep this going, he would do well to heed one of the better things about modern franchises, namely their willingness to change genre to keep things fresh. Despite the "same-ness" and the very real issues with character work (I was hoping for the quirk and chemistry of The Martian dumped into an Alien film), Alien: Covenant succeeds as pulp fiction. It is a mostly intelligent (give or take dumb choices like folks not wearing helmets when on an uncharted world), occasionally thoughtful and impressively grandiose R-rated horror romp. The film looks and feels huge, and it absolutely delivers the in-your-face carnage and action beats. It's a satisfying have-your-cake and eat it too Alien prequel that's more of a Prometheus sequel and thus should satisfy both camps. Besides, when I'm 79 years old I can only hope I'm healthy enough to watch a movie like Alien: Covenant let along make one. Alas, it is also not a Venom prequel.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-prometheus-sequel-is-a-return-to-formula/#2421a3651ffa
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: juxtapose on May 07, 2017, 10:51:25 AM
. .i am so relieved that the reviews are mostly positive. .now lets see how it does at the box office. .i am thinking it should be enought to greenlight those sequels. .and about those whom are upset about the inclution of a gay couple. .they can suck my dick!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 07, 2017, 10:53:57 AM
The Playlist - very positive

http://theplaylist.net/alien-covenant-ridley-scott-katherine-waterston-review-20170507/
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: RidgeTop on May 07, 2017, 11:31:23 AM
Quote from: Omegamorph on May 07, 2017, 08:06:49 AM
Does anyone recall where Ridley Scott said "they want Aliens? We'll give them the f**king Alien"? Would love to reference that in an article. Thank you :)

Pretty sure it was the JoBlo set visit. http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/set-visit-1-alien-covenant-everything-we-learned-sfx-info-238
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: fiveways on May 07, 2017, 11:36:25 AM
Quote from: The_Foxcatcher on May 07, 2017, 05:00:18 AM
http://weliveentertainment.com/welivefilm/alien-covenant-review-promises-promises/

Valid  criticism

Till the reviewer gets to saying they enjoy Alien:R and flushes anything valid they have to say down the shitter.   
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 11:41:39 AM
From the reviews I have read, Covenant is apparently decent, with folks around here saying it is better than Prometheus, at worst, it seems to be just average...which is still better than AVP films.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 11:45:11 AM
Quote from: SuicideDoors on May 07, 2017, 10:53:57 AM
The Playlist - very positive

http://theplaylist.net/alien-covenant-ridley-scott-katherine-waterston-review-20170507/

QuoteSomehow, Scott manages to balance it all: meditations on being made in god's own image, the fan service of "Alien Origins: Xenomorphs," and feminist agency. Balance doesn't necessarily mean execution though. There's friction with all these ideas fighting for airtime. 'Prometheus" wasn't subtle in its presentational ideas of man stealing fire and being punished for it, and 'Covenant' wrestles with the notions of breaking the pact with God. It's like the flame on the end of a match burning the tips of your fingers. For maximum enjoyment, the trick is not minding it hurts. [B/B+]
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 426Buddy on May 07, 2017, 11:56:04 AM
I still cant wait to see it but i am a bit bummed now. I was hoping it would anwser at least something about the black goo or why the engineers wanted to destroy us. The fast lifecycle is unfortunate. Also no one seems to have really enjoyed the alien at the end, i was really excited for it but it sounds like the weakest part of the film.

Still excited to see it, expectations are real low now though.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ulm on May 07, 2017, 11:56:42 AM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 07, 2017, 07:29:27 AM
65 at Metacritic. Same score as Prometheus, but bound to go down as more reviews come out.

'Bound to'
Are you aware the score can go up as more reviews come out?

68 - 80 on metacritic and I'll be pleased.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 07, 2017, 12:14:27 PM
Quote from: Ulm on May 07, 2017, 11:56:42 AM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 07, 2017, 07:29:27 AM
65 at Metacritic. Same score as Prometheus, but bound to go down as more reviews come out.

'Bound to'
Are you aware the score can go up as more reviews come out?

68 - 80 on metacritic and I'll be pleased.

Yes, go to the Prometheus forum and watch that review thread evolve from start to finish and you will see it started rather low and worked its way up.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 07, 2017, 12:39:41 PM
Another positive. 4/5

   http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3435848/review-alien-covenant-intensely-crafted-nightmare/      (http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3435848/review-alien-covenant-intensely-crafted-nightmare/)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: OmegaZilla on May 07, 2017, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: RidgeTop on May 07, 2017, 11:31:23 AM
Quote from: Omegamorph on May 07, 2017, 08:06:49 AM
Does anyone recall where Ridley Scott said "they want Aliens? We'll give them the f**king Alien"? Would love to reference that in an article. Thank you :)

Pretty sure it was the JoBlo set visit. http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/set-visit-1-alien-covenant-everything-we-learned-sfx-info-238
Thank you so much mate  8)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: shawsbaby on May 07, 2017, 01:19:50 PM
Reviews are so fascinating - some say the Prometheus philosophies and narratives are diminished, while others say they've doubled down on them.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: jdxmoore on May 07, 2017, 01:23:15 PM
Quote from: shawsbaby on May 07, 2017, 01:19:50 PM
Reviews are so fascinating - some say the Prometheus philosophies and narratives are diminished, while others say they've doubled down on them.

Yes there seems to be many conflicting opinions!  This film was always going to divide people I think - there's so many opposing views about films in the franchise. I loved Prometheus and I'm optimistic I'll like this as well.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: fiveways on May 07, 2017, 01:25:49 PM
This thread has all but confirmed that this isn't a film for me.  The more fantastic parts of Prometheus is what was keeping me interested and those sound swept away for a by the numbers Alien film/Slasher in space movie. I guess I didn't want "f**king Aliens".  I wanted Alien: The Next Generation where they just kinda went around and explored ruins of a strange society that makes zero sense to them.

I'm glad the fans of Spaihts script for the prequel are finally getting the movie they wanted as a prequel.  I honestly mean that as there were tons of people disappointed that script never got produced.

Quote from: shawsbaby on May 07, 2017, 01:19:50 PM
Reviews are so fascinating - some say the Prometheus philosophies and narratives are diminished, while others say they've doubled down on them.

I only see that they double down on Prometheus themes from people who want that movie completely removed from the series (Bloody Disgusting review being the main one but that is bloody disgusting and their bias for low grade slasher shit always comes through).  What other review mention this?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 01:37:34 PM
For those who are worried just relax.

Tomatometer 80%
Average Rating: 6.7/10
Reviews Counted: 20
Fresh: 16
Rotten: 4

Top Critics 100%
Average Rating: 6.8/10
Reviews Counted: 6
Fresh: 6
Rotten: 0


Strongly negative review.

http://www.wired.co.uk/article/alien-covenant-review
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ultramorph on May 07, 2017, 01:42:17 PM
The complaints I've seen are about what I was expecting. I'm still excited to see it, because this time I know what to expect going in.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: shawsbaby on May 07, 2017, 01:49:49 PM
Quote from: Ultramorph on May 07, 2017, 01:42:17 PM
The complaints I've seen are about what I was expecting. I'm still excited to see it, because this time I know what to expect going in.

Same. The film I've constructed in my mind seems like what we're getting and I'm pumped to see it.


Not sure if this was posted. Big negative from io9:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/alien-covenant-may-be-the-biggest-disappointment-of-th-1794898330
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 426Buddy on May 07, 2017, 01:54:01 PM
Seems to be pretty divisive so far. A lot of positive reviews but some are really negative.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: D88M on May 07, 2017, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:53:23 AM
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/

My review is up. I'll post HuDa's in a second!

are you gonna upload a spoiler free review too? i was really looking forward to the review :(
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 07, 2017, 01:56:42 PM
Circa 8 out of 10 reviews are positive. That's not "devicive", that's a consensus of opinion that it's good.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 426Buddy on May 07, 2017, 02:01:36 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 07, 2017, 01:56:42 PM
Circa 8 out of 10 reviews are positive. That's not "devicive", that's a consensus of opinion that it's good.

Yeah i acknowledged it had a lot positive reviews.

Divisive is the wrong word though. :)

In any case huda and hicks reviews carry the most weight with me. Ill probably feel similarily to how they feel.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Evanus on May 07, 2017, 02:02:04 PM
http://io9.gizmodo.com/alien-covenant-may-be-the-biggest-disappointment-of-th-1794898330
QuoteEverything that follows pads the mythology about the title xenomorph, driven primarily by an oddly unmotivated and slightly confusing plot involving Michael Fassbender's android character from the first film, David, and a second android on the Covenant, named Walter. Fassbender is great in both roles, but the character's stories demystify everything that made those aliens so terrifying in the first place. So Alien: Covenant gets rid of everything good about Prometheus and takes all the mystery of Alien away. It basically makes both films worse.

Ouch. That is what I was afraid of. They seem to be heavily overreacting, though. I don't believe it's that bad.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 02:02:52 PM
Quote from: 426Buddy on May 07, 2017, 01:54:01 PM
Seems to be pretty divisive so far. A lot of positive reviews but some are really negative.

Only few negative so far. Most are mixed and positive.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 07, 2017, 02:04:09 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 02:02:52 PM
Quote from: 426Buddy on May 07, 2017, 01:54:01 PM
Seems to be pretty divisive so far. A lot of positive reviews but some are really negative.

Only few negative so far. Most are mixed and positive.

Yeah. Its like one neg for every ten pos.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: John Doe on May 07, 2017, 02:07:12 PM
81% on RT.

I dont care about others reviewers, i will make mine on YT, but looks like a good movie for Top critics.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: Gigeresque on May 07, 2017, 02:04:09 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 02:02:52 PM
Quote from: 426Buddy on May 07, 2017, 01:54:01 PM
Seems to be pretty divisive so far. A lot of positive reviews but some are really negative.

Only few negative so far. Most are mixed and positive.

Yeah. Its like one neg for every ten pos.

It's 4 positive to 1 negative on RT. So far.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 07, 2017, 02:12:46 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: Gigeresque on May 07, 2017, 02:04:09 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 02:02:52 PM
Quote from: 426Buddy on May 07, 2017, 01:54:01 PM
Seems to be pretty divisive so far. A lot of positive reviews but some are really negative.

Only few negative so far. Most are mixed and positive.

Yeah. Its like one neg for every ten pos.

It's 4 positive to 1 negative on RT. So far.
Still a very good sign. :)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: fiveways on May 07, 2017, 02:23:34 PM
The main page score of positive to negative is 16/6.  One in 2.7 reviewers didn't like it so far.  Some of the negative reviews have actually been f**king brutally damning (The io9 and Wired ones especially).  I've already seen those 2 posted more on my social media bullshit than any of the other ones.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 02:38:30 PM
Quote from: D88M on May 07, 2017, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:53:23 AM
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/

My review is up. I'll post HuDa's in a second!

are you gonna upload a spoiler free review too? i was really looking forward to the review :(

Yeah, gonna do one for YouTube.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 07, 2017, 02:41:58 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 02:38:30 PM
Quote from: D88M on May 07, 2017, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:53:23 AM
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/

My review is up. I'll post HuDa's in a second!

are you gonna upload a spoiler free review too? i was really looking forward to the review :(

Yeah, gonna do one for YouTube.

Thanks interested hear/see it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Samhain13 on May 07, 2017, 02:46:26 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 02:38:30 PM
Quote from: D88M on May 07, 2017, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:53:23 AM
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/

My review is up. I'll post HuDa's in a second!

are you gonna upload a spoiler free review too? i was really looking forward to the review :(

Yeah, gonna do one for YouTube.

On this channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/IceDarkness ?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 02:54:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/c/AlienvsPredatorGalaxy

I prefer this link  :P but yeah.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 03:29:22 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 01:37:34 PM
For those who are worried just relax.

Tomatometer 80%
Average Rating: 6.7/10
Reviews Counted: 20
Fresh: 16
Rotten: 4



How do they get 80% from 6.7/10? Are they using (16+4)/4 instead?

Regardless, the film will be what you make it.

Those that are critical of the film share common concerns, and from what I have read so far, they are issues that will bother me. Seems like we have a good first third, an OK second third and a compromised final third.  I wonder how many of the positive reviews are younger reviewers, who are less invested in the chronology and history of the series.. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 03:35:41 PM
Quote from: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 03:29:22 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 01:37:34 PM
For those who are worried just relax.

Tomatometer 80%
Average Rating: 6.7/10
Reviews Counted: 20
Fresh: 16
Rotten: 4



How do they get 80% from 6.7/10? Are they using (16+4)/4 instead?

I'm not using anything. I just copied/pasted. Tomatometer is changing all the time due to incoming reviews.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Salt The Fries on May 07, 2017, 03:35:46 PM
Quote from: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 03:29:22 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 01:37:34 PM
For those who are worried just relax.

Tomatometer 80%
Average Rating: 6.7/10
Reviews Counted: 20
Fresh: 16
Rotten: 4



How do they get 80% from 6.7/10? Are they using (16+4)/4 instead?

Regardless, the film will be what you make it.

Those that are critical of the film share common concerns, and from what I have read so far, they are issues that will bother me. Seems like we have a good first third, an OK second third and a compromised final third.  I wonder how many of the positive reviews are younger reviewers, who are less invested in the chronology and history of the series.. 
80% is the percentage of positive reviews. 6.7/10 is an average score out of all reviews. It doesn't have anything to do with the said percentage.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 03:44:04 PM
QuoteAlien: Covenant is criminally backloaded, with almost an hour going by before the crew lands on the planet

:-X
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: szkoki on May 07, 2017, 03:45:59 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 07, 2017, 01:56:42 PM
Circa 8 out of 10 reviews are positive. That's not "devicive", that's a consensus of opinion that it's good.

Commonly that was the opinion of Jurassic World too.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 03:58:27 PM
BBC First Review, not good:

3/5

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20170505-film-review-is-alien-covenant-as-good-as-the-original
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 07, 2017, 04:02:50 PM
Quote from: szkoki on May 07, 2017, 03:45:59 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 07, 2017, 01:56:42 PM
Circa 8 out of 10 reviews are positive. That's not "devicive", that's a consensus of opinion that it's good.

Commonly that was the opinion of Jurassic World too.
And The Force Awakens scored in the 90's and that was (in my opinion) utter crap. Point being, if one is going to use the percentage of reviews to determine overall quality, then stating that a rate of 8 out of 10 positive reviews to negative reviews equates to "mixed" or "divisive" is a misinterpretation of the data.
Title: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 04:06:55 PM
Been sifting through the reviews after the embargo was lifted and found this one to be resonant with many of my qualms with Prometheus.  Its the unflinching honesty of it that sets it apart from the rest and its willingness to get down and dirty by being specific..
https://www.destructoid.com/review-alien-covenant-434922.phtml 

this review does spoil the plot a bit so beware
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ragonk_Force on May 07, 2017, 04:11:31 PM
There are so many contradictions in these reviews, Ive even read the film is boring and moves slow in some cases, while otheres say it moves too fast and has so much action you dont have time to breathe. So, see it, make up your own mind and hopefully enjoy it. Im 90% sure that I will. Just give it your money so it will continue
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 04:12:44 PM
Garbage.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: hfeldhaus on May 07, 2017, 04:13:37 PM
Quote from: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 03:58:27 PM
BBC First Review, not good:

3/5

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20170505-film-review-is-alien-covenant-as-good-as-the-original

Mark Kermode is the only BBC review that matters.

He's also the biggest horror movie reviewer out there.
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: shawsbaby on May 07, 2017, 04:14:29 PM
I find a lot of what galls this reviewer (the "lies") to be a bit melodramatic. I don't think I'll agree with this review one bit.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 04:14:38 PM
Interesting final analysis of the film:

"Alien Covenant" almost completely gives itself over to the scary stuff; director Ridley Scott dredges up a little of the "Prometheus" balloon juice (this film is a direct follow-up to that prequel), but he's more interested in an interstellar version of "Friday the 13th," with a respectable ensemble of actors as the camp counselors and various fanged slimeballs filling in for Jason Voorhees.

He did like the film btw.
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 04:14:48 PM
Division is Inevitable
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: Evanus on May 07, 2017, 04:15:43 PM
Well, I'll definitely have problems with it, but this guy is just being overly dramatic.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: That Yellow Alien on May 07, 2017, 04:16:36 PM
Hmm, this sounds like a Jurassic World/Force Awakens of the Alien series: technically a new installment that remakes much of what came before to appease fans and reboot the franchise for new audiences.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 04:17:07 PM
Quote from: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 03:58:27 PM
BBC First Review, not good:

3/5

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20170505-film-review-is-alien-covenant-as-good-as-the-original

I have when they compare movies to each other. What's the point? Alien is Alien, Covenant is Covenant.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Game_Over_Man on May 07, 2017, 04:21:30 PM
Prometheus was the film many loved to hate - even still way after its release. Everyone had a freaking opinion about what it should of been and what it resulted in being. I think there's a little of this tipping into the negative reviews, a sort of pseudo academic dissection of what Covenant fails to answer, when it's quite clear Ridley is going for thrills this time rather than drowning in the metaphysics of Prometheus.

I'm seeing it Wednesday, but I'm not going in with a mindset of "this is a franchise I love to hate since Prometheus, go on - fail again!" I going to hope it rekindles the earlier films, which the positive reviews have said it successfully recreates.

Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 04:22:10 PM
Quote from: Evanus on May 07, 2017, 04:15:43 PM
Well, I'll definitely have problems with it, but this guy is just being overly dramatic.

Not saying he's not being dramatic but his frustrations sound very familiar
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: YutaniDitch on May 07, 2017, 04:24:40 PM
More important than the reviews for FOX is the revenue... I will definitely watch it and re-watch it... If the movie reaches middle ground, which is to entertain casual moviegoers AND please hardcore fans, it may be considered a success... Still, good to know it is getting good advanced reviews... 😉👍🏻
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: Wilo on May 07, 2017, 04:31:43 PM
If reviewers buying into the hype is dishonesty, so is this. It's just of a different kind. He points out some issues like the lack of character development, which is reasonable to criticize but overall the tone and the level of scrutiny in this article just leaves you with the impression he'd made up his mind before he went into the theater. Because of this I feel he just undermines the credibility of his own review even though he had seemingly valid points.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 04:32:42 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 04:17:07 PM
Quote from: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 03:58:27 PM
BBC First Review, not good:

3/5

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20170505-film-review-is-alien-covenant-as-good-as-the-original

I have when they compare movies to each other. What's the point? Alien is Alien, Covenant is Covenant.

The point is not minding that it's crap. I joke.

I think it is valid to compare AC to Alien. They are both directed by Scott, and inherently linked. This is the big reboot. I do think that the intended scope of AC is much broader, in respect of subject and scale. Much more so than Alien, which in turn brings its own set of risks. 
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: NickisSmart on May 07, 2017, 04:33:18 PM
I can't wait to review this film, myself. This guy sounds way too pissed off to think straight.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Spidey3121 on May 07, 2017, 04:34:12 PM
I don't think I've seen it posted, so just for reference, this is how the dust settled on Prometheus:

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/prometheus_2012

So, despite some (many?) hating it, the overall consensus was positive. 72% w/ an average of 6.9/10.

I figure this, some what a straight alien film & others what to push the franchise in new directions. Prometheus was that push, Covenant is the attempt at balance. People want different things out of this movie & their reviews will reflect that.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: rabidranger on May 07, 2017, 04:34:23 PM
IMO, the reviews seem to support my impression of the film: a credible single entry in a bigger story. It answers some questions while raising others. A marathon not a sprint. That's fine by me!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 04:36:42 PM
Quote from: hfeldhaus on May 07, 2017, 04:13:37 PM
Quote from: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 03:58:27 PM
BBC First Review, not good:

3/5

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20170505-film-review-is-alien-covenant-as-good-as-the-original

Mark Kermode is the only BBC review that matters.

He's also the biggest horror movie reviewer out there.

I'm looking forward to seeing Kermodes review. He was positive about Prom, and still is, if you watch 'Prometheus revisited'.   
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 04:37:16 PM
Quote from: Wilo on May 07, 2017, 04:31:43 PM
If reviewers buying into the hype is dishonesty, so is this. It's just of a different kind. He points out some issues like the lack of character development, which is reasonable to criticize but overall the tone and the level of scrutiny in this article just leaves you with the impression he'd made up his mind before he went into the theater. Because of this I feel he just undermines the credibility of his own review even though he had seemingly valid points.
Quote from: NickisSmart on May 07, 2017, 04:33:18 PM
I can't wait to review this film, myself. This guy sounds way too pissed off to think straight.

I think this guy (the reviewer) is disgusted and tired of getting his hopes up to be ultimately let down.  Both fair assessments of eventual audience reactions to movies with a lot of hype and hope surrounding them.... 
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: Rankles75 on May 07, 2017, 04:39:28 PM
Looks like immature tripe to me. I don't give any credence to a review like that whatsoever...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Richman678 on May 07, 2017, 04:47:00 PM
2 of the Star Wars prequels were reviewed ok too guys.

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 04:47:13 PM
Quote from: Ragonk_Force on May 07, 2017, 04:11:31 PM
There are so many contradictions in these reviews, Ive even read the film is boring and moves slow in some cases, while otheres say it moves too fast and has so much action you dont have time to breathe. So, see it, make up your own mind and hopefully enjoy it. Im 90% sure that I will. Just give it your money so it will continue

If the film drags for nearly an hour while waiting for them to finally land on the planet and then has too much of the film's substance unloaded in the final act, it's not really a contradiction.
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: NickisSmart on May 07, 2017, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: Rankles75 on May 07, 2017, 04:39:28 PM
Looks like immature tripe to me. I don't give any credence to a review like that whatsoever...

Giving up on Ridley, is what he ends is review with. Like, seriously. It's just a movie.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Rankles75 on May 07, 2017, 05:04:27 PM
Not overly worried about the lack of action in the first hour or so tbh. You could say the same about Alien (and Aliens to an extent), and I don't think anyone had an issue with that. I'm all for a film like this taking time to build up to the action, allowing us to get to know the characters before the shit hits the fan...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 05:19:03 PM
Quote from: Rankles75 on May 07, 2017, 05:04:27 PM
Not overly worried about the lack of action in the first hour or so tbh. You could say the same about Alien (and Aliens to an extent), and I don't think anyone had an issue with that. I'm all for a film like this taking time to build up to the action, allowing us to get to know the characters before the shit hits the fan...

Alien had the discovery and exploration of the derelict craft with the jockey; Aliens had Ripley waking, the board meeting, introduced the marines, and built tension with Hadley's Hope/Newt. Covenant apparently spends nearly an hour before they even land on the planet so I could understand why that might be boring for some, especially if Fassbender is the only rock solid performance going for it among the characters.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: iain on May 07, 2017, 05:36:16 PM
Ive never paid attention to reviews and critics. I'll form my own opinion once ive seen the movie which im sure will be great regardless of a few mistakes which all movies have.
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 05:41:46 PM
Quote from: NickisSmart on May 07, 2017, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: Rankles75 on May 07, 2017, 04:39:28 PM
Looks like immature tripe to me. I don't give any credence to a review like that whatsoever...

Giving up on Ridley, is what he ends is review with. Like, seriously. It's just a movie.

Some people don't like spending their money on people who ritually dissapoint them.  While I don't disagree i also have no problem spending ten to fifteen bucks so while I have already given up on Ridley Scott I will still be seeing this movie, just maybe not all the way through....if it sux too bad
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on May 07, 2017, 05:47:30 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:59:07 AM
From HuDaFuk (Xenopedia editor) -
Another issue I had was the big final twist. To say it was obvious is a huge understatement; I saw it coming about 20 minutes before the end of the film, and being so obvious, it was hard to get even slightly thrilled by it. It was just so blatantly telegraphed from the moment it was set up.

Great review Corporal, good to see you being honest with both the shortcomings and positives of the film.

@HuDaFuk

If I remember correctly, the final twist was a little bit too subtle in the earlier test screenings. People didn't pick up on it and they had to change it, make it more blatant and obvious. Shows you why test screenings are never a good thing.
Title: Re: I do believe this Review will end up ringing true for many of us here
Post by: Rankles75 on May 07, 2017, 05:55:33 PM
Quote from: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 05:41:46 PM
Quote from: NickisSmart on May 07, 2017, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: Rankles75 on May 07, 2017, 04:39:28 PM
Looks like immature tripe to me. I don't give any credence to a review like that whatsoever...

Giving up on Ridley, is what he ends is review with. Like, seriously. It's just a movie.

Some people don't like spending their money on people who ritually dissapoint them.  While I don't disagree i also have no problem spending ten to fifteen bucks so while I have already given up on Ridley Scott I will still be seeing this movie, just maybe not all the way through....if it sux too bad

For me, Prometheus wasn't a bad film, it was just very average and fell below expectations as a result. I'm expecting Covenant to be better, though not by that much. Maybe a 3/5 type of film, which would make it my third favourite of the series. It's kind of an uphill battle for me to get fully behind a film that's effectively built off a lie (seeing as the "jockey" in Alien is much bigger and a different species/race to what these prequels have given us), and that apparently rewrites what we know about the xeno. I'll probably go and see it a few days after it's release...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 05:55:37 PM
can someone direct me to HuDaFuk's A:C review can't find it maybe im just blind
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on May 07, 2017, 06:03:50 PM
Quote from: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 05:55:37 PM
can someone direct me to HuDaFuk's A:C review can't find it maybe im just blind

Here ya go mate: http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=57224.msg2208460#msg2208460 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=57224.msg2208460#msg2208460)

Maybe the Corporal could frontpage it with his own review?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 06:14:04 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 07, 2017, 06:03:50 PM
Quote from: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 05:55:37 PM
can someone direct me to HuDaFuk's A:C review can't find it maybe im just blind

Here ya go mate: http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=57224.msg2208460#msg2208460 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=57224.msg2208460#msg2208460)

Maybe the Corporal could frontpage it with his own review?

Thank you sir


Quote from: szkoki on May 07, 2017, 09:01:38 AM
dumb f**king chracters again? Ridley.....
showing too much the creatures?
pacing and 2nd/3rd act is off?

that doesnt sound so good. fingers crossed

Sounds to me like Prometheus all over again, just with aliens throw into it this time instead of engineers and trilobytes etc Ridleys been struck by fan service Prequel pressured Light sabre syndrome. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 06:20:03 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 08:00:24 AM
Quote from: MajorB on May 07, 2017, 04:22:25 AM
Jeremy Jahns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaK7cAZ4trs

Beyond the Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzD7X2Jz90E

Cannot stand both of them. Paradises.

I like Jeremy Jahns. Sure, his reviews can be a bit histrionic, but I find them fun. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: monkeylove on May 07, 2017, 06:23:41 PM
I think what happened was similar to the development of the recent Mad Max movie: producers assumed that most viewers would be young and would know little about the first Alien movies. Thus, a movie was produced that would retell the story to them using elements from the first movies while appealing to their sensibilities through stunning visuals and dialogue that reflected their ethos, which included more discussions on characters' personal views, etc. The result is, for those who saw earlier films, a rather ordinary work.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: harlequinade on May 07, 2017, 06:29:16 PM
Quote from: monkeylove on May 07, 2017, 06:23:41 PM
I think what happened was similar to the development of the recent Mad Max movie: producers assumed that most viewers would be young and would know little about the first Alien movies. Thus, a movie was produced that would retell the story to them using elements from the first movies while appealing to their sensibilities through stunning visuals and dialogue that reflected their ethos, which included more discussions on characters' personal views, etc. The result is, for those who saw earlier films, a rather ordinary work.

Except Fury Road is an extraordinary film that actually tops the original films
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 06:50:35 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:59:07 AM
From HuDaFuk (Xenopedia editor) -

Overall, I liked this more than Prometheus, but it had definite faults.

It was undeniably a more commercial, less ambitious movie than Prometheus, but I thought that ultimately worked in its favour. There were a few hints of some of the higher concepts of the kind explored in the previous film, chiefly in the scenes involving David, but on the whole it was a more straightforward film. More action-packed, more intense. I'm also happy to say it fixed one of my biggest criticisms from Prometheus - whereas the crew in that were terribly cardboard and uncharismatic, I'm pleased to say the characters in this immediately came across as more interesting and likeable to watch.

However - and this was my main problem - it was one of those movies that suffers quite badly from a case of deterioration; it seemed to get less impressive as it went along, culminating in a final act that I thought was, disappointingly, pretty weak. The Neomorph birth sequence, seen in the previews, was excellent and probably the best part of the movie. But towards the end, more and more things started happening that really disappointed me.

Spoiler
For instance, they once again messed with the details and timescale of the Alien reproductive cycle. Crudup's character is infected and gives birth in about ten minutes, whereas later in the film someone is impregnated after a Facehugger is in contact with them for no longer than a few seconds. Seriously, they're never even knocked unconscious before the thing is cut off them, and yet they're still infected. Also, for some reason the Chestburster is now a fully-formed, miniature version of the Alien, with arms, legs and head, rather than the slug-like design from the previous films.
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Another issue I had was the big final twist. To say it was obvious is a huge understatement; I saw it coming about 20 minutes before the end of the film, and being so obvious, it was hard to get even slightly thrilled by it. It was just so blatantly telegraphed from the moment it was set up.

It's a shame most of the things I disliked were towards the back end of the movie, because it was a let down after the great opening acts and kinda soured the whole experience with a disappointing conclusion. As I said, the final act aboard the Covenant in particular was quite weak - it felt way too short and didn't portray the Alien in particularly good light. Still, overall it was an entertaining movie, and a definite step up from Prometheus. I've actually seen it twice now, and I enjoyed it more the second time around.

Oh, and as I was asked - I'd probably rank it fourth, after the first three but ahead of Resurrection and Prometheus 🙂 Might be a better-made film than Alien 3, but I have a soft spot for that.

I missed this during my posting in this thread but it seems to match with what other reviewers have said more or less, that the latter half of the movie is weaker.

My friend's gripes about the
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life-cycle is justified, from what both his and Hick's reviews reveal, they messed this up big time and twice in one movie too, first you got your silly AVP version of the life-cycle during Oram's incubation and a Defiance one for that other guy. I know some folks don't care about this but anyone who cares about the lore will, especially if are more concerned about logic and plausablity.
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Robopadna on May 07, 2017, 06:51:39 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 07, 2017, 05:47:30 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:59:07 AM
From HuDaFuk (Xenopedia editor) -
Another issue I had was the big final twist. To say it was obvious is a huge understatement; I saw it coming about 20 minutes before the end of the film, and being so obvious, it was hard to get even slightly thrilled by it. It was just so blatantly telegraphed from the moment it was set up.

Great review Corporal, good to see you being honest with both the shortcomings and positives of the film.

@HuDaFuk

If I remember correctly, the final twist was a little bit too subtle in the earlier test screenings. People didn't pick up on it and they had to change it, make it more blatant and obvious. Shows you why test screenings are never a good thing.

Test screenings are invaluable and can help fix many issues with a film. In this case it was probably helpful and an important clarification to make.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 06:59:06 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 07, 2017, 06:20:03 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 08:00:24 AM
Quote from: MajorB on May 07, 2017, 04:22:25 AM
Jeremy Jahns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaK7cAZ4trs

Beyond the Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzD7X2Jz90E

Cannot stand both of them. Paradises.

I like Jeremy Jahns. Sure, his reviews can be a bit histrionic, but I find them fun.

He's annoying. Not my cup of tea. She's even worse :)

Erratum: It should be parasites instead of paradises (?) :)


Negative and silly review from movieweb.

QuoteAlien: Covenant is déjà vu all over again. The sequel to Prometheus and sixth film in the franchise is a straight rehash of the same damn story. We do get more regarding the savage creatures origins, but its two hours of banal predictability apart from that. I was sincerely hoping that Ridley Scott would offer something new. There isn't. Alien Covenant is textbook in every way. It has a great production value, definitely well made, but utterly lacks creativity.

http://movieweb.com/alien-covenant-movie-review/

The very same website praised The Force Awakens ... deja vu of A New Hope. Some people don't know what they really want.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BishopShouldGo on May 07, 2017, 07:12:22 PM
Maybe it's a different reviewer. Maybe they liked the way TFA handled it but not Covenant. Who cares.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 07:13:30 PM
Strongly positive (or positively strong) review from Birth.Movies.Death:

QuoteAlien: Covenant is a film equally gorgeous and grotesque, and sometimes its dialogue is like poetry. It blends the first science-fiction novel, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, with one of the greatest horror stories ever written: the Bible. And the end result is something like John Milton's Paradise Lost with androids and aliens. It may not work for people who still want to preserve the mystery, who object to the prequels being made in the first place. And there is really no way for any movie to compete with Alien, a perfect film, or Aliens, its perfect sequel — but after those two, this beautiful nightmare is maybe the franchise's best, a haunting and welcome new entry in the Alien mythos.

http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/05/06/alien-covenant-review-sympathy-for-the-devil
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 07:18:19 PM
Reviews sound mainly positive but they also got this ongoing "nothing special" "seen before" vibe.

Guess one cinema visit itll be for me then.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 07:27:02 PM
Two positive ones.

Quote"Alien: Covenant" is probably not the movie you were expecting. Yes, there's body-horror and action, nightmare-inducing monsters, and a kick-ass heroine. But then there's so much more. Some of it is tedious, halfhearted pontification about the power of faith. Some of it is intriguing backstory, knitting "Prometheus's" tale more tightly with "Alien." And the rest is just so damn weird that I can't help but be impressed! Scott has moved past what audiences want, and onto a new terrain that demands you watch the promo clips to get a full picture of his picture. He's working outside of the box with a defiant moxie that is both vexing and compelling. Which all means this movie is uneven and odd. But still, it's an oddly good time.

http://www.cbr.com/alien-covenant-review/

QuoteAs ever, Scott casts each actor to perfection, no matter how small the role, and each is given his or her own fully-realized personality. Crew members include several TV actors – Danny McBride from "Eastbound and Down," Demián Bichir from "The Bridge," and Jussie Smollett from "Empire." Taking center stage is, of course, Fassbender in two excellent roles. Android Walter is more human, while David has become more inhuman than anyone could ever have predicted. Katherine Waterston is ostensibly the "Ripley" of the story, but she makes her own waves as Daniels. When we meet Daniels, she's a heartbroken widow. When we last see her, she's a hardhearted alien-killer.

What's more, Scott fans will enjoy a few Alien Easter eggs... and even a wink at Blade Runner.

Alien: Covenant is a true return to the horror roots of the franchise. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and you should too!

http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/227407/alien-covenant-2017/

Out of 25 reviews from RT there is only one negative written by woman. It must be Fassbender :)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 07:30:54 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 07:18:19 PM
Reviews sound mainly positive but they also got this ongoing "nothing special" "seen before" vibe.

Guess one cinema visit itll be for me then.

Interesting and almost paradoxical, like this film was both needed and not at the same time.


This is how it will go down:
1. Alien / Aliens
2. Alien3 / Alien Covenant
3. Alien Resurrection / Prometheus
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 07:34:11 PM
Actually im quite sure for the moment that i will like Prometheus more than A:C in the long run, but well see.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 07:37:18 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 07:34:11 PM
Actually im quite sure for the moment that i will like Prometheus more than A:C in the long run, but well see.

Just swap it with A3 on that chart.  :)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 07:39:03 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 07:37:18 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 07:34:11 PM
Actually im quite sure for the moment that i will like Prometheus more than A:C in the long run, but well see.

Just swap it with A3 on that chart.  :)

Ha no way, im an Alien 3 fan.  ;D

edit: Will be kinda interesting though how many ppl will rate A:C higher than Alien 3, could become a tough contest between these two.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:01:01 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 07:39:03 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 07:37:18 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 07:34:11 PM
Actually im quite sure for the moment that i will like Prometheus more than A:C in the long run, but well see.

Just swap it with A3 on that chart.  :)

Ha no way, im an Alien 3 fan.  ;D

edit: Will be kinda interesting though how many ppl will rate A:C higher than Alien 3, could become a tough contest between these two.

That chart needs to go in the trash then (after labeling it with a trigger warning for dumpster divers.)

Yes, very much so. It's also interesting to see Covenant adopting certain aspects of Alien 3 and Ridley playing coy about it.

With David doing what he does in Covenant, it might just be a guilty pleasure to watch. No amount of fan wanking will stop Retcon Ridley now.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: XENOMORPHOSIS on May 07, 2017, 08:12:22 PM
Its a relief to hear this movie holds up well albeit with its share of fair criticisms, will it stand the test of time or fall into obscurity like Alien Resurrection as just another Alien romp. It seems like what happened with Prometheus alot of people loved, hated and feel indifferent out it. Going into Covenant with cautious optimism.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 07, 2017, 08:13:35 PM
Quote from: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 06:14:04 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 07, 2017, 06:03:50 PM
Quote from: Z-101 on May 07, 2017, 05:55:37 PM
can someone direct me to HuDaFuk's A:C review can't find it maybe im just blind

Here ya go mate: http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=57224.msg2208460#msg2208460 (http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=57224.msg2208460#msg2208460)

Maybe the Corporal could frontpage it with his own review?

Thank you sir


Quote from: szkoki on May 07, 2017, 09:01:38 AM
dumb f**king chracters again? Ridley.....
showing too much the creatures?
pacing and 2nd/3rd act is off?

that doesnt sound so good. fingers crossed

Sounds to me like Prometheus all over again, just with aliens throw into it this time instead of engineers and trilobytes etc Ridleys been struck by fan service Prequel pressured Light sabre syndrome.

I think Scott is in love with Fassbender.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on May 07, 2017, 08:34:11 PM
Quote from: shawsbaby on May 07, 2017, 01:49:49 PM
Quote from: Ultramorph on May 07, 2017, 01:42:17 PM
The complaints I've seen are about what I was expecting. I'm still excited to see it, because this time I know what to expect going in.

Same. The film I've constructed in my mind seems like what we're getting and I'm pumped to see it.


Not sure if this was posted. Big negative from io9:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/alien-covenant-may-be-the-biggest-disappointment-of-th-1794898330

I'm sorry, but I can't agree with this statement from io9:

QuoteSo Alien: Covenant gets rid of everything good about Prometheus and takes all the mystery of Alien away. It basically makes both films worse.

I have not seen the movie yet, but even if it ends up being a bad film (which is unlikely, due to the large number of positive reviews), there is no way this flick can "make worse" the original Alien. Also, and IIRC, they mostly praised TFA. So, I don't know if we should take them very seriously  :P
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Crazy Shrimp on May 07, 2017, 08:34:11 PM
Quote from: shawsbaby on May 07, 2017, 01:49:49 PM
Quote from: Ultramorph on May 07, 2017, 01:42:17 PM
The complaints I've seen are about what I was expecting. I'm still excited to see it, because this time I know what to expect going in.

Same. The film I've constructed in my mind seems like what we're getting and I'm pumped to see it.


Not sure if this was posted. Big negative from io9:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/alien-covenant-may-be-the-biggest-disappointment-of-th-1794898330

I'm sorry, but I can't agree with this statement from io9:

QuoteSo Alien: Covenant gets rid of everything good about Prometheus and takes all the mystery of Alien away. It basically makes both films worse.

I have not seen the movie yet, but even if it ends up being a bad film (which is unlikely, due to the large number of positive reviews), there is no way this this flick can "make worse" the original Alien. Also, and IIRC, they mostly praised TFA. So, I don't know if we should take them very seriously  :P

If you don't accept David's actions in Covenant then it's not a problem but the two films are connected and part of an over-arcing story. That is going to bother some people.

edit: Maybe you haven't heard but
Spoiler
Covenant reveals that David is the creator of the Alien.
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Synyster on May 07, 2017, 08:46:07 PM
Unless I missed it is there a review out there that goes soup to nuts on the whole film?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 08:56:04 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Crazy Shrimp on May 07, 2017, 08:34:11 PM
Quote from: shawsbaby on May 07, 2017, 01:49:49 PM
Quote from: Ultramorph on May 07, 2017, 01:42:17 PM
The complaints I've seen are about what I was expecting. I'm still excited to see it, because this time I know what to expect going in.

Same. The film I've constructed in my mind seems like what we're getting and I'm pumped to see it.


Not sure if this was posted. Big negative from io9:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/alien-covenant-may-be-the-biggest-disappointment-of-th-1794898330

I'm sorry, but I can't agree with this statement from io9:

QuoteSo Alien: Covenant gets rid of everything good about Prometheus and takes all the mystery of Alien away. It basically makes both films worse.

I have not seen the movie yet, but even if it ends up being a bad film (which is unlikely, due to the large number of positive reviews), there is no way this this flick can "make worse" the original Alien. Also, and IIRC, they mostly praised TFA. So, I don't know if we should take them very seriously  :P

If you don't accept David's actions in Covenant then it's not a problem but the two films are connected and part of an over-arcing story. That is going to bother some people.

edit: Maybe you haven't heard but
Spoiler
Covenant reveals that David is the creator of the Alien.
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Creator of the Covenant variant of the Xenomorph you mean, its left ambiguous for now regarding the original species. However if does turn out that he created them too then so be it, but I would be disappointed and would find that kind of stupid to say the least.
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:59:00 PM
So was SyntaX just trolling in the early reactions thread or is there actually more to the Alien eggs that we "knew nothing" about?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 07, 2017, 08:59:55 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 07, 2017, 05:47:30 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:59:07 AM
From HuDaFuk (Xenopedia editor) -
Another issue I had was the big final twist. To say it was obvious is a huge understatement; I saw it coming about 20 minutes before the end of the film, and being so obvious, it was hard to get even slightly thrilled by it. It was just so blatantly telegraphed from the moment it was set up.

Great review Corporal, good to see you being honest with both the shortcomings and positives of the film.

@HuDaFuk

If I remember correctly, the final twist was a little bit too subtle in the earlier test screenings. People didn't pick up on it and they had to change it, make it more blatant and obvious. Shows you why test screenings are never a good thing.
Spoiler
is he final twist David making the alien?
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on May 07, 2017, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 07, 2017, 06:51:39 PM
Test screenings are invaluable and can help fix many issues with a film. In this case it was probably helpful and an important clarification to make.

They can and often do make a film more commercially viable. They rarely do the film itself any favours (eg. Alien 3, Blade Runner). In this case it was obviously not helpful otherwise Huda wouldn't be complainin'.

Quote from: salomonj on May 07, 2017, 08:59:55 PM
Spoiler
is he final twist David making the alien?
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Spoiler
No, it's David killing Walter and then pretending to be him
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 09:11:12 PM
Spoiler
Have not seen the movie but it sounds like one of the worst twists in the history of film. "Look we have two cyborgs who look exactly the same... OOOHHH."
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 07, 2017, 09:17:33 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 07:30:54 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 07:18:19 PM
Reviews sound mainly positive but they also got this ongoing "nothing special" "seen before" vibe.

Guess one cinema visit itll be for me then.

Interesting and almost paradoxical, like this film was both needed and not at the same time.


This is how it will go down:
1. Alien / Aliens
2. Alien3 / Alien Covenant
3. Alien Resurrection / Prometheus
If I may?

1. Alien / Aliens  <--unquestionably the most successful and popular.
2. Alien3 / Prometheus / Covenant  <--the ones that received a mildly positive reception, moderately successful, and developed a following.
3. Resurrection / AvP  <--the ones with the fewest defenders, even if they made money.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:19:28 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:59:00 PM
So was SyntaX just trolling in the early reactions thread or is there actually more to the Alien eggs that we "knew nothing" about?

Spoiler
According to Hicks and his review, David created the Xenomorph types in Covenant but regarding the actual species that we know, its left ambiguous, so there is room for the "simply recreating what already existed" theory, I suppose we will know for sure by the next sequel, if the novels don't reveal anything first.
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 07, 2017, 09:19:52 PM
So in regards to how Covenant ends, where can they go with the sequel? Will it be focusing on David and Waterson?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 09:23:55 PM
Spoiler
Daniels will be killed off screen and David will meet the newest model of his series: Donald!
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 07, 2017, 09:24:33 PM
Quote from: salomonj on May 07, 2017, 09:19:52 PM
So in regards to how Covenant ends, where can they go with the sequel? Will it be focusing on David and Waterson?
Sounds like it.
Spoiler
And possibly also Danny McBride's Tennessee and a bunch of other frozen people who can be unthawed should anything happen to Daniels' or Tennessee's status pods in between sequels! Seems like Scott has learned the ropes at Fox and has taken precautions for next time.
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Immortan Jonesy on May 07, 2017, 09:25:37 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:40:08 PM
Quote from: Crazy Shrimp on May 07, 2017, 08:34:11 PM
Quote from: shawsbaby on May 07, 2017, 01:49:49 PM
Quote from: Ultramorph on May 07, 2017, 01:42:17 PM
The complaints I've seen are about what I was expecting. I'm still excited to see it, because this time I know what to expect going in.

Same. The film I've constructed in my mind seems like what we're getting and I'm pumped to see it.


Not sure if this was posted. Big negative from io9:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/alien-covenant-may-be-the-biggest-disappointment-of-th-1794898330

I'm sorry, but I can't agree with this statement from io9:

QuoteSo Alien: Covenant gets rid of everything good about Prometheus and takes all the mystery of Alien away. It basically makes both films worse.

I have not seen the movie yet, but even if it ends up being a bad film (which is unlikely, due to the large number of positive reviews), there is no way this this flick can "make worse" the original Alien. Also, and IIRC, they mostly praised TFA. So, I don't know if we should take them very seriously  :P

If you don't accept David's actions in Covenant then it's not a problem but the two films are connected and part of an over-arcing story. That is going to bother some people.

edit: Maybe you haven't heard but
Spoiler
Covenant reveals that David is the creator of the Alien.
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Yes, I aware of the 4chan leaks and I've read all the existing spoilers around the internet. My point is that, even knowing this fact, the good movies are always going to be there, no matter what. Look at the Star Wars classic films. It's still a kick ass trilogy, even with the shitty prequels. That's why I don't agree with the io9's review. And I can assure you that David's actions are not going to spoil the monster for me, let alone the whole franchise.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 07, 2017, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:59:00 PM
So was SyntaX just trolling in the early reactions thread or is there actually more to the Alien eggs that we "knew nothing" about?

Im actually starting to wonder if the guy has actually seen the film. He surely made it sound like there was something really special about the presence of the facehugger in AC.  ???

Like: "Isnt it really strange there are eggs and facehuggers in AC. Huh dont you wonder?"
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Tonyhartmorph on May 07, 2017, 09:42:22 PM
Hmm, some of the negative reviews echoed some aspects of Prometheus in that it didn't directly connect to Alien... again. I have not seen it (obviously) but this was not a problem for me at all at the end of Prometheus. Do they know that Scott has said it will take more films for that connection to become apparent?

Like I say, not seen it, so they are more informed than I at this stage, but yeah, the Prometheus reviews that brought that up began to irritate me after a while. When some websites were mentioning things like the Deacon bursting out of the Engineer at the end should have happened in the Derelict/Juggernaut it was face palm time for me frankly.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: M_Tak on May 07, 2017, 09:44:21 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:19:28 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:59:00 PM
So was SyntaX just trolling in the early reactions thread or is there actually more to the Alien eggs that we "knew nothing" about?

Spoiler
According to Hicks and his review, David created the Xenomorph types in Covenant but regarding the actual species that we know, its left ambiguous, so there is room for the "simply recreating what already existed" theory, I suppose we will know for sure by the next sequel, if the novels don't reveal anything first.
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I missed Hick's review, can you link me please?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 09:46:52 PM
Another two mixed/positive ones:

http://moviecitynews.com/2017/05/review-ish-alien-covenant-spoiler-free/

http://screen-space.squarespace.com/reviews/2017/5/8/alien-covenant.html

RT 81%
Average Rating: 6.7/10
Reviews Counted: 27
Fresh: 22
Rotten: 5

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: M_Tak on May 07, 2017, 09:44:21 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:19:28 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:59:00 PM
So was SyntaX just trolling in the early reactions thread or is there actually more to the Alien eggs that we "knew nothing" about?

Spoiler
According to Hicks and his review, David created the Xenomorph types in Covenant but regarding the actual species that we know, its left ambiguous, so there is room for the "simply recreating what already existed" theory, I suppose we will know for sure by the next sequel, if the novels don't reveal anything first.
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I missed Hick's review, can you link me please?

http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: newagescamartist on May 07, 2017, 10:10:11 PM
The consensus is becoming clear: Almost an instant classic, but the third act seems off.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 10:11:19 PM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 07, 2017, 10:10:11 PM
The consensus is becoming clear: Almost an instant classic, but the third act seems off.

Sometimes movie works better after second viewing. I cannot wait to see it. 4 days left. Shit.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Robopadna on May 07, 2017, 10:13:15 PM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 07, 2017, 10:10:11 PM
The consensus is becoming clear: Almost an instant classic, but the third act seems off.

Having read all of the reviews I don't recall any of them writing as if it was even close to an instant classic, regardless of a flawed third act.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 07, 2017, 10:16:57 PM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 07, 2017, 10:13:15 PM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 07, 2017, 10:10:11 PM
The consensus is becoming clear: Almost an instant classic, but the third act seems off.

Having read all of the reviews I don't recall any of them writing as if it was even close to an instant classic, regardless of a flawed third act.
Yeah, even the most positive reviews didn't go that far. It may become a classic, but it would need Fury Road type reviews to be one instantly.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 07, 2017, 10:44:11 PM
A "classic" with fans perhaps...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: M_Tak on May 07, 2017, 11:11:11 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: M_Tak on May 07, 2017, 09:44:21 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:19:28 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:59:00 PM
So was SyntaX just trolling in the early reactions thread or is there actually more to the Alien eggs that we "knew nothing" about?

Spoiler
According to Hicks and his review, David created the Xenomorph types in Covenant but regarding the actual species that we know, its left ambiguous, so there is room for the "simply recreating what already existed" theory, I suppose we will know for sure by the next sequel, if the novels don't reveal anything first.
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I missed Hick's review, can you link me please?

http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/

Cheers!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ragonk_Force on May 08, 2017, 01:00:40 AM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 07, 2017, 10:11:19 PM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 07, 2017, 10:10:11 PM
The consensus is becoming clear: Almost an instant classic, but the third act seems off.

Sometimes movie works better after second viewing. I cannot wait to see it. 4 days left. Shit.

Ive seen multiple reviews say it was better the second viewing
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: rustyredraccoon on May 08, 2017, 03:17:18 AM
Quote from: TyrantUA on May 07, 2017, 07:02:33 AM
I just want someone to create a full spoiler topic describing everything that happens in the movie. Anyone, please?

I want the same thing.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on May 08, 2017, 03:28:23 AM
The entire plot will be on wikipedia within the week probably.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: monkeylove on May 08, 2017, 04:49:10 AM
Quote from: harlequinade on May 07, 2017, 06:29:16 PM
Except Fury Road is an extraordinary film that actually tops the original films

I didn't see anything extraordinary about it. Rather, it retold the first movie in a very compressed form and then redid the second, which is logical if most viewers of the new movie know very little about the earlier ones. The same goes for this new Alien film.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpreadEagleBeagle on May 08, 2017, 05:27:32 AM
I don't know what to make out of these reviews... To me this movie almost seem a little surreal in a subtle yet nightmarish way. I'm really curious about despite all the spoilers I've had too little character to stay away from.

My only worry is the implied origin of the Alien. Other than that this movies seems like vitamin kick to the franchise, despite recycling plenty of stuff from previous Alien movies - especially from the original.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 08, 2017, 05:36:58 AM
4/5

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/alien-covenant-6gjnrzd9z
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Adorianu on May 08, 2017, 07:39:20 AM
Ok read some new reviews and it looks bad,heard characters are even more dumb than in Prometheus,movie is 50% Prometheus sequel,40% Alien stuff,you can see plot twist from miles,and explaining Xenomorph origin is destroying a mystery  and the power of this creature.CGI of creatures is not so good,they are showing entire  alien too much not like in older movies were we saw them in shadows in the dark lurking etc and they are using same old scares from old movies.

"The vu has never been so déja: it's a greatest-hits compilation of the other Alien films' freaky moments. The paradox is that though you are intended to recognise these touches, you won't really be impressed unless you happen to be seeing them for the first time"

- Entertainment Weekly.


By the way really people you are talking here about spoilers?(some are not using "spoiler" warning,thanks.....)
Watch movie yourself,why some of you want to know stuff,movie will be even worse in watching because you will know everything and while watching you will be like "oh this is the moment i was reading about,oh another,oh another".
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Necronomicon II on May 08, 2017, 07:56:15 AM
Have you read all the positive reviews?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 07:57:34 AM
Quote from: M_Tak on May 07, 2017, 11:11:11 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: M_Tak on May 07, 2017, 09:44:21 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:19:28 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:59:00 PM
So was SyntaX just trolling in the early reactions thread or is there actually more to the Alien eggs that we "knew nothing" about?

Spoiler
According to Hicks and his review, David created the Xenomorph types in Covenant but regarding the actual species that we know, its left ambiguous, so there is room for the "simply recreating what already existed" theory, I suppose we will know for sure by the next sequel, if the novels don't reveal anything first.
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I missed Hick's review, can you link me please?

http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/

Cheers!

I'm curious to know what you think.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 08, 2017, 08:03:30 AM
Quote from: SuicideDoors on May 08, 2017, 05:36:58 AM
4/5

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/alien-covenant-6gjnrzd9z

The Times is owned by Newscorp. Just saying..
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 08:14:01 AM
What about the rest of them?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 08, 2017, 08:35:09 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 08:14:01 AM
What about the rest of them?

Looks like a 6-7 on average. Seems to be quite divisive, depending on whether you have much invested in the earlier films. 

Personally I really liked A, A's and A3. Prom had a mindblowing premise but Scott struggled to deliver a plausible and coherent film. Despite that, I was hoping this film would address the threads left hanging from Prom.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 08, 2017, 09:11:14 AM
Quote from: 900SL on May 08, 2017, 08:35:09 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 08:14:01 AM
What about the rest of them?

Looks like a 6-7 on average. Seems to be quite divisive, depending on whether you have much invested in the earlier films. 

Personally I really liked A, A's and A3. Prom had a mindblowing premise but Scott struggled to deliver a plausible and coherent film. Despite that, I was hoping this film would address the threads left hanging from Prom.

Unfortunately while the film seems to be on the good side of the scale, plausibility and continuity go out the window in this movie  :(
If you have read Hicks and Huda's review then you know what I am talking about but basically
Spoiler
the alien life-cycle is once again screwed up and while technically these ain't "normal" Xenos, they are almost identical with a exact same life-cycle, meaning they should obey the same rules...that said, even the life-cycle of tradition Xenos was inconsistent...but that was down to eu and AVP films. Here, we have some guy attacked by a hugger for only a few seconds and is infected.
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: M_Tak on May 08, 2017, 09:33:55 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 07:57:34 AM
Quote from: M_Tak on May 07, 2017, 11:11:11 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: M_Tak on May 07, 2017, 09:44:21 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 07, 2017, 09:19:28 PM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:59:00 PM
So was SyntaX just trolling in the early reactions thread or is there actually more to the Alien eggs that we "knew nothing" about?

Spoiler
According to Hicks and his review, David created the Xenomorph types in Covenant but regarding the actual species that we know, its left ambiguous, so there is room for the "simply recreating what already existed" theory, I suppose we will know for sure by the next sequel, if the novels don't reveal anything first.
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I missed Hick's review, can you link me please?

http://www.avpgalaxy.net/alien-movies/alien-covenant/review/

Cheers!

I'm curious to know what you think.

I agreed with your review, I felt the same though I think I would've given it a grade higher, but only by a mark. I agree completely about the neomorphs and adding to that I was actually more interested in them and thought the Xenomorph wasnt needed at all, could've just focused on the this creation more (Neo)...They were terrifying and erratic. And your thoughts on the final act are spot on, really felt rushed and would've benefited from being drawn out a bit more, everything happened so quick but never really being effective! Brill review.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Imbrie on May 08, 2017, 10:01:12 AM
So in the lead up to Covenant's release, Ridley kept banging on about answering the questions who and why would make such a terrible thing (the alien).

From the reviews it appears that
Spoiler
David creates the Xenos but why? Is his motivation merely to create something? Why didn't he create something more pleasant than a monster? I don't get it.
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 08, 2017, 10:12:50 AM
Quote from: imbrie on May 08, 2017, 10:01:12 AM
So in the lead up to Covenant's release, Ridley kept banging on about answering the questions who and why would make such a terrible thing (the alien).

From the reviews it appears that
Spoiler
David creates the Xenos but why? Is his motivation merely to create something? Why didn't he create something more pleasant than a monster? I don't get it.
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He is made in the image of Weyland, who was, in all likelyhood, a psycopath. It is likely that his core AI knows no bounds, morals or restrictions. He may also simply see the human race as it is. He is superior in intellect, reason,  and faculty. And maybe there is some Freud and Mythology at work here. Oedipus as well as Prometheus.  Hence the work to creat the ultimate species. Dispassionate.

Spoiler
And something I just thought of. Maybe he is engineering the Aliens to tackle the Engineers. We apparently don't know why he 'urned' the species on Paradise yet..
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SyntaX on May 08, 2017, 11:24:19 AM
Quote from: Predaker on May 07, 2017, 08:59:00 PM
So was SyntaX just trolling in the early reactions thread or is there actually more to the Alien eggs that we "knew nothing" about?

Why would I be trolling?

I have absolutely nothing to gain with trolling.

At that point in time, I couldn't be more specific.

There's alot of stuff in the movie that has similarities to that we all know and love (the Xenomorph, the egg's, the Facehugger etc from Alien). They are all related but have distinct differences (as stated by Hicks). David is a part of their creation in Covenant .. but we still have no clue how the egg's got on board the Derelict ship and why that Alien differs from the one we see in Alien

Like I've said before, this movie will get hate and love and will absolutely divide people's view on the Xenomorph and its mystery. Although I "like" the idea of David having a hand in creating the Alien ... it takes away the mystery they had in Alien/Aliens and, at the same time, makes those movies less interesting.

The movie itself does a good job of expaning the Alien lore though. It just could've been better  ;)


Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: juxtapose on May 08, 2017, 11:44:53 AM
. .if any of u who'm have seen the movie had to choose. .lets say 4 scenes that stood out above the rest. .wich would they be. .i am not asking for major spoilers. .you could literally just name the scenes and tell us why they stood out. .without giving away to much. .
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: dumbass_colonist on May 08, 2017, 11:54:14 AM
Just been reading this article about reviews of Alien from back in 1979.

https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2016/12/12/alien-reviews-from-yesteryear/

Seems the problems they had with that film are similar to those that their current day counterparts have with this new one.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 08, 2017, 01:05:38 PM
I had been pretty disappointed by the 'overall' score of 6.6 on RT (while the 80% fresh seems good), apparently that really is not that bad by movie standards. But actually reading the content of the reviews, like the io9 one, does it
Spoiler
really take them an hour before they land on the planet? I was under the impression that happened pretty early on.
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... it seems like they are all over the place. Guardins of the Galaxy 2 is sitting at 81% on RT and 7.1 overall score, so not much better, BUT it also has nearly 5x as many reviews on it, so who knows where A: C will sit here in a couple of weeks. I'm hoping it bumps up a little.

Just like Prometheus was a pretty divided film, this one will be too but it looks like it delivers more on what an Alien fan might want too, so I would expect it to do better at the box office at the least. Of course social media might be a larger player now in public perception and garnering interest to get asses in seats at the cinema...So if people are seeing "Alien: Covenant is the drivelling shit-stain of the summer" when they google the film, its going to hurt.  Hopefully Ridley Scott takes any criticism here and corrects those mistakes in the next film and maybe he even already has a plan to explain any of the concerns (such as the alien life cycle and differences in the Alien).
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: juxtapose on May 08, 2017, 01:06:28 PM
Alien covenant still holding up nicely on RT with 80 percent after 35 reviews. .


oh sorry we posted simultaneously. .would be interesting to see where it sits in 2 weeks time. .
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: M_Tak on May 08, 2017, 01:32:02 PM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 08, 2017, 01:05:38 PM
I had been pretty disappointed by the 'overall' score of 6.6 on RT (while the 80% fresh seems good), apparently that really is not that bad by movie standards. But actually reading the content of the reviews, like the io9 one, does it
Spoiler
really take them an hour before they land on the planet? I was under the impression that happened pretty early on.
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... it seems like they are all over the place. Guardins of the Galaxy 2 is sitting at 81% on RT and 7.1 overall score, so not much better, BUT it also has nearly 5x as many reviews on it, so who knows where A: C will sit here in a couple of weeks. I'm hoping it bumps up a little.

Just like Prometheus was a pretty divided film, this one will be too but it looks like it delivers more on what an Alien fan might want too, so I would expect it to do better at the box office at the least. Of course social media might be a larger player now in public perception and garnering interest to get asses in seats at the cinema...So if people are seeing "Alien: Covenant is the drivelling shit-stain of the summer" when they google the film, its going to hurt.  Hopefully Ridley Scott takes any criticism here and corrects those mistakes in the next film and maybe he even already has a plan to explain any of the concerns (such as the alien life cycle and differences in the Alien).

Despite my gripes with the final act, Alien:Covenant is a much better film than Guardians 2 for me... I don't really see why GOTG 2 has been reviewed so well. A:C takes a while for the crew to get to the planet but a lot of those scenes are spent with characters interacting, which is what Prometheus was lacking.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 08, 2017, 01:48:08 PM
Quote from: juxtapose on May 08, 2017, 01:06:28 PM
Alien covenant still holding up nicely on RT with 80 percent after 35 reviews. .


oh sorry we posted simultaneously. .would be interesting to see where it sits in 2 weeks time. .

Very good news indeed.

Yeah I can't imagine Baywatch winning anything over Covenant.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: monkeylove on May 08, 2017, 01:53:59 PM
Quote from: dumbass_colonist on May 08, 2017, 11:54:14 AM
Just been reading this article about reviews of Alien from back in 1979.

https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2016/12/12/alien-reviews-from-yesteryear/

Seems the problems they had with that film are similar to those that their current day counterparts have with this new one.

Thanks for sharing that. There are similarities between reviews concerning characters' actions, etc., but there are also differences, such that the earlier reviews did not readily refer to other films to compare with Alien (which might explain why the movie was praised throughout the years) but more recent reviews are comparing the new one with the older films.



I think the problem is that it is being treated as something like Alien 5 when it is probably a film that attempts to add more content to the story of the origin of the aliens. And if producers felt that most viewers barely know nothing about the earlier films, then that might explain why they chose to borrow heavily from the latter.

As mentioned by others, this is likely not going to appeal to fans of earlier movies, but it might attract new ones.

In my case, I am part of the former, which might explain why I don't see this movie as that important. (I thought otherwise concerning Prometheus but found the manner by which the story was told disappointing.) With that, I'm hoping that whatever new content is still needed can be told without borrowing from the older films.


Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Xenorgue on May 08, 2017, 03:26:33 PM
Good news! After a few disastrous French critics (The same people who said that SW7 was a masterpiece), French critics are getting better! More and more critics find the film very good, even those considering Prometheus as a betrayal.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Stolen on May 08, 2017, 03:39:38 PM
Quote from: Bworko on May 08, 2017, 03:26:33 PM
Good news! After a few disastrous French critics (The same people who said that SW7 was a masterpiece), French critics are getting better! More and more critics find the film very good, even those considering Prometheus as a betrayal.

Which french critics find it better?
It must be said that Scott and Prometheus have many haters (mostly these bloggers and stupid french youtubers) .. and they destroy him every time..
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Xenorgue on May 08, 2017, 03:48:12 PM
French good critic

http://www.journaldugeek.com/2017/05/08/critique-alien-covenant/

http://www.jeuxvideo.com/dossier/653355/alien-covenant-l-avis-de-la-redaction/

http://www.parismatch.com/Culture/Cinema/Alien-Covenant-la-critique-1250600

Yes some youtubeur as durendal have had some dishonest in the criticism of Prometheus.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 08, 2017, 03:49:24 PM
Good keep it coming. :)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 03:51:23 PM
Quote from: dumbass_colonist on May 08, 2017, 11:54:14 AM
Just been reading this article about reviews of Alien from back in 1979.

https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2016/12/12/alien-reviews-from-yesteryear/

Seems the problems they had with that film are similar to those that their current day counterparts have with this new one.
The years roll by, but people respond in the same way... We often forget the critisisms of the films deemed as 'classics', and assume they were seen as unanimously perfect. I'm just about old enough to remember many of the critisisms levelled at The Empire Strikes Back and Blade Runner when they first came out.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Deklien on May 08, 2017, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 08, 2017, 09:11:14 AM
Quote from: 900SL on May 08, 2017, 08:35:09 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 08:14:01 AM
What about the rest of them?

Looks like a 6-7 on average. Seems to be quite divisive, depending on whether you have much invested in the earlier films. 

Personally I really liked A, A's and A3. Prom had a mindblowing premise but Scott struggled to deliver a plausible and coherent film. Despite that, I was hoping this film would address the threads left hanging from Prom.

Unfortunately while the film seems to be on the good side of the scale, plausibility and continuity go out the window in this movie  :(
If you have read Hicks and Huda's review then you know what I am talking about but basically
Spoiler
the alien life-cycle is once again screwed up and while technically these ain't "normal" Xenos, they are almost identical with a exact same life-cycle, meaning they should obey the same rules...that said, even the life-cycle of tradition Xenos was inconsistent...but that was down to eu and AVP films. Here, we have some guy attacked by a hugger for only a few seconds and is infected.
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Which character gets
Spoiler
s attacked by a face hugger for seconds?
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 08, 2017, 03:53:23 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 03:51:23 PM
Quote from: dumbass_colonist on May 08, 2017, 11:54:14 AM
Just been reading this article about reviews of Alien from back in 1979.

https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2016/12/12/alien-reviews-from-yesteryear/

Seems the problems they had with that film are similar to those that their current day counterparts have with this new one.
The years roll by, but people respond in the same way... We often forget the critisisms of the films deemed as 'classics', and assume they were seen as unanimously perfect. I'm just about old enough to remember many of the critisisms levelled at The Empire Strikes Back and Blade Runner when they first came out.
"Alien" And "Aliens" did NOT have great reviews at the time of their release. The opinions of those movies only improved over time, same will happen here.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 04:07:53 PM
Quote from: Gigeresque on May 08, 2017, 03:53:23 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 03:51:23 PM
Quote from: dumbass_colonist on May 08, 2017, 11:54:14 AM
Just been reading this article about reviews of Alien from back in 1979.

https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2016/12/12/alien-reviews-from-yesteryear/

Seems the problems they had with that film are similar to those that their current day counterparts have with this new one.
The years roll by, but people respond in the same way... We often forget the critisisms of the films deemed as 'classics', and assume they were seen as unanimously perfect. I'm just about old enough to remember many of the critisisms levelled at The Empire Strikes Back and Blade Runner when they first came out.
"Alien" And "Aliens" did NOT have great reviews at the time of their release. The opinions of those movies only improved over time, same will happen here.

The films were certainly popular and praise worthy, but I think we have a tendency to believe it was universal praise. The reality is that many of the critisisms we discuss today were being discussed back then e.g bad dialogue, irrational character behaviour, bad science etc.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: fiveways on May 08, 2017, 04:11:08 PM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 07, 2017, 06:51:39 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 07, 2017, 05:47:30 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:59:07 AM
From HuDaFuk (Xenopedia editor) -
Another issue I had was the big final twist. To say it was obvious is a huge understatement; I saw it coming about 20 minutes before the end of the film, and being so obvious, it was hard to get even slightly thrilled by it. It was just so blatantly telegraphed from the moment it was set up.

Great review Corporal, good to see you being honest with both the shortcomings and positives of the film.

@HuDaFuk

If I remember correctly, the final twist was a little bit too subtle in the earlier test screenings. People didn't pick up on it and they had to change it, make it more blatant and obvious. Shows you why test screenings are never a good thing.

Test screenings are invaluable and can help fix many issues with a film. In this case it was probably helpful and an important clarification to make.

Or absolutely ruin it.  Original cut of Daredevil vs Theatre Cut is a great example of a film totally destroyed by audience interaction.  Granted the first version isn't great but at least it is watchable.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 08, 2017, 04:22:08 PM
Quote from: Gigeresque on May 08, 2017, 03:53:23 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 03:51:23 PM
Quote from: dumbass_colonist on May 08, 2017, 11:54:14 AM
Just been reading this article about reviews of Alien from back in 1979.

https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2016/12/12/alien-reviews-from-yesteryear/

Seems the problems they had with that film are similar to those that their current day counterparts have with this new one.
The years roll by, but people respond in the same way... We often forget the critisisms of the films deemed as 'classics', and assume they were seen as unanimously perfect. I'm just about old enough to remember many of the critisisms levelled at The Empire Strikes Back and Blade Runner when they first came out.
"Alien" And "Aliens" did NOT have great reviews at the time of their release. The opinions of those movies only improved over time, same will happen here.

That depends on a number of factors. Those movies are icons of their respective genres and generations. Do you feel Alien: Covenant can be viewed in the future in such regard? I don't know, I won't see it until the 18th but I will go in hoping that I come out believing that it can be. My mom who was able to see Alien in the cinema in '79 has said that the movie was pretty popular at the time and more so for the shock, awe, and the film felt like it was trecking new ground. Aliens perhaps in the same way but a different genre (just look at all the movies and video games that use it as a base model from which to build). Can you say the same for Alien: Covenant after watching it? That will be the question.

Now also keep in mind that it can still get better over time still and not be as highly regarded as Alien/Aliens. There is middle ground. I put Alien 3 in the middle ground camp personally, as I enjoy it more over time but I still find it to be extremely flawed. Alien Resurrection on the other hand, has become WORSE to me over time. I was 14 or 15 when I saw it in the cinema and remembered enjoying it quite a bit but over time it feels cheesy and out of place....to the point that I have retconned it within my own mind as a fever dream of Ripley's. Prometheus I feel has gotten slightly better over time for me as well, though I did quite enjoy when it first debuted and that was because I was under the assumption already that the film was just building a base for further stories for Ridley Scott to tell with more movies. Alien Covenant.... I expect it will fall into the same camp as Prometheus but with better initial public perception.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Robopadna on May 08, 2017, 05:05:08 PM
Quote from: fiveways on May 08, 2017, 04:11:08 PM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 07, 2017, 06:51:39 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 07, 2017, 05:47:30 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:59:07 AM
From HuDaFuk (Xenopedia editor) -
Another issue I had was the big final twist. To say it was obvious is a huge understatement; I saw it coming about 20 minutes before the end of the film, and being so obvious, it was hard to get even slightly thrilled by it. It was just so blatantly telegraphed from the moment it was set up.

Great review Corporal, good to see you being honest with both the shortcomings and positives of the film.

@HuDaFuk

If I remember correctly, the final twist was a little bit too subtle in the earlier test screenings. People didn't pick up on it and they had to change it, make it more blatant and obvious. Shows you why test screenings are never a good thing.

Test screenings are invaluable and can help fix many issues with a film. In this case it was probably helpful and an important clarification to make.

Or absolutely ruin it.  Original cut of Daredevil vs Theatre Cut is a great example of a film totally destroyed by audience interaction.  Granted the first version isn't great but at least it is watchable.

There is a time and place for everything but test screenings have absolutely saved movies before and turned them into much better final products.  Sometimes people blame studios for 'interfering' with the director's 'true vision' but the true vision involved a 3.5 hour cut of a movie.  That was never going to be released and was never viable.  If the director made that cut and losing any amount of it ruins the movie, that is their fault for not knowing how to structure the film.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on May 08, 2017, 05:25:24 PM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 08, 2017, 05:05:08 PM
There is a time and place for everything but test screenings have absolutely saved movies before and turned them into much better final products.  Sometimes people blame studios for 'interfering' with the director's 'true vision' but the true vision involved a 3.5 hour cut of a movie.  That was never going to be released and was never viable.  If the director made that cut and losing any amount of it ruins the movie, that is their fault for not knowing how to structure the film.

As I mentioned before in this thread, they can help make a movie more commercial, make it appeal to a wider audience. It's rare that they actually improve it.

In Ridley Scott's own words; "It depends who's in the driving seat. If you've got a lunatic doing my job, then you need to preview. But a good director should be experienced enough to judge what he thinks is the correct version to go out into the cinema."

And he's right, his director cuts have always improved his films, Blade Runner and Kingdom of Heaven most notably. And ask yourself this, who knows what's best for the picture, a man who has more than 40 years experience directing feature films or some random casual viewers off the street?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 08, 2017, 05:41:23 PM
Positive from Fangoria. 4/4 skulls.

   http://www.fangoria.com/new/ridley-scott-goes-back-to-his-alien-roots-with-alien-covenant-review/    (http://www.fangoria.com/new/ridley-scott-goes-back-to-his-alien-roots-with-alien-covenant-review/)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 08, 2017, 04:22:08 PM

That depends on a number of factors. Those movies are icons of their respective genres and generations. Do you feel Alien: Covenant can be viewed in the future in such regard? I don't know, I won't see it until the 18th but I will go in hoping that I come out believing that it can be. My mom who was able to see Alien in the cinema in '79 has said that the movie was pretty popular at the time and more so for the shock, awe, and the film felt like it was trecking new ground. Aliens perhaps in the same way but a different genre (just look at all the movies and video games that use it as a base model from which to build). Can you say the same for Alien: Covenant after watching it? That will be the question.

Now also keep in mind that it can still get better over time still and not be as highly regarded as Alien/Aliens. There is middle ground. I put Alien 3 in the middle ground camp personally, as I enjoy it more over time but I still find it to be extremely flawed. Alien Resurrection on the other hand, has become WORSE to me over time. I was 14 or 15 when I saw it in the cinema and remembered enjoying it quite a bit but over time it feels cheesy and out of place....to the point that I have retconned it within my own mind as a fever dream of Ripley's. Prometheus I feel has gotten slightly better over time for me as well, though I did quite enjoy when it first debuted and that was because I was under the assumption already that the film was just building a base for further stories for Ridley Scott to tell with more movies. Alien Covenant.... I expect it will fall into the same camp as Prometheus but with better initial public perception.

I'm not sure anyone would claim thar Alien: Covenant will ever be regarded in the same light as Alien and Aliens. It's more acknowledging the point that films, and perception of films, reflect specific moments in time... and that whilst it's possible that another Alien film could be as popular and technically as 'good' as Alien and Aliens, it's highly unlikely that a future film will have the same cultural/cinematic significance... and that often, the criteria for achieving that cultural/cinematic significance is largely subjective, is intangible/lightning in a bottle, and often cannot be repeated. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: fiveways on May 08, 2017, 05:48:32 PM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 08, 2017, 05:05:08 PM
Quote from: fiveways on May 08, 2017, 04:11:08 PM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 07, 2017, 06:51:39 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 07, 2017, 05:47:30 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 07, 2017, 07:59:07 AM
From HuDaFuk (Xenopedia editor) -
Another issue I had was the big final twist. To say it was obvious is a huge understatement; I saw it coming about 20 minutes before the end of the film, and being so obvious, it was hard to get even slightly thrilled by it. It was just so blatantly telegraphed from the moment it was set up.

Great review Corporal, good to see you being honest with both the shortcomings and positives of the film.

@HuDaFuk

If I remember correctly, the final twist was a little bit too subtle in the earlier test screenings. People didn't pick up on it and they had to change it, make it more blatant and obvious. Shows you why test screenings are never a good thing.

Test screenings are invaluable and can help fix many issues with a film. In this case it was probably helpful and an important clarification to make.

Or absolutely ruin it.  Original cut of Daredevil vs Theatre Cut is a great example of a film totally destroyed by audience interaction.  Granted the first version isn't great but at least it is watchable.

There is a time and place for everything but test screenings have absolutely saved movies before and turned them into much better final products.  Sometimes people blame studios for 'interfering' with the director's 'true vision' but the true vision involved a 3.5 hour cut of a movie.  That was never going to be released and was never viable.  If the director made that cut and losing any amount of it ruins the movie, that is their fault for not knowing how to structure the film.

Better products not always better film.  They might appeal to a wide audience at the expense of actually being good.  I do understand the divide between making art and making money.  I do understand that a 110m film is more a product than an artistic work.  This is why i dream of a return of moderately budgeted films that expect moderate returns.  I was really hoping the success of Krampus (15m budget/61m box office) would bring a few more of these to the table.  Less money to work with but a little more creative freedom as the investment and break even point is low.  It can appeal to a niche market and make a tidy profit.  Sadly they'd rather bank on a few huge investments than a stead stream of winners at a lower price point.

"Heaven's Gate" we both know is the classic example of a movie that needed 3 hours to tell its story correctly.  The cut the audience hated is a superb movie just the audience wasn't ready for that kind of film nor did they expect it.  the 149 minute cut is a f**king disaster and made the film look like a meandering mess searching for meaning that had been hacked out of it to appeal to a wider market and to fit in more daily screenings.  Which in theory is great except it was so poorly received no one went to it and it won all the razzies.  In the end exchanging additional screenings for better reviews and possibly packed houses and oscars would have been the right choice. Critics would have explained to the general population why it was a film to care about a see (because people actually cared about film criticism then).  It would have had deer hunter type hype instead of being a 2:30 hour mess.

I get the test audience vs directors visions positives and negatives. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 08, 2017, 05:51:16 PM
Quote from: Gigeresque on May 08, 2017, 05:41:23 PM
Positive from Fangoria. 4/4 skulls.

   http://www.fangoria.com/new/ridley-scott-goes-back-to-his-alien-roots-with-alien-covenant-review/    (http://www.fangoria.com/new/ridley-scott-goes-back-to-his-alien-roots-with-alien-covenant-review/)

QuoteDirector Ridley Scott uses stunning visual effects to deftly show the ultimate isolation of space; and the Xenomorphs are more realistic and violent than ever.  Having recently seen the original film in a theater on "Alien Day", it's amazing how far visual effects have come in the last 38 years.  The script by John August and Dante Harbor make inspired use of Fassbender as the surprisingly human Walter and his more sinister synthetic predecessor David, the lone survivor of the Prometheus.  David is charming, polite and so very British, but his mission has nothing to do with serving mankind.

Once things get going, Ridley Scott keeps the pedal down, delivering thrill after grisly thrill, making the metallic nooks and crannies of the Covenant just as scary as the Nostromo's were over three decades ago.  He's a master at the top of his game and this film is nothing less than a gift to the fans.

Final Verdict: 4 out of 4 SKULLS (and 1 Broken Chest Cavity)

Who the heck is John August and Dante Harbor? ;D It should have been John Logan and Dante Harper.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 08, 2017, 05:56:14 PM
Good to see Fangoria loving it! I knew they would but I didn't think they'd give it a perfect score.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Citadel on May 08, 2017, 05:59:47 PM
Guys and gals, the general consensus is it's better than Prometheus. The film has Engineers. The film has proto aliens, creatures we've never seen. Many have said it feels like Prometheus with a hint of Alien '79 nostalgia. With all of this, you'd really be disappointed even though it's already considered a better AND worthy sequel to Prometheus?

Go to this film with an open mind. Be excited. Don't hold faith in reviews and wait and see.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Evanus on May 08, 2017, 06:04:09 PM
Quote from: Citadel on May 08, 2017, 05:59:47 PM
Guys and gals, the general consensus is it's better than Prometheus. The film has Engineers. The film has proto aliens, creatures we've never seen. Many have said it feels like Prometheus with a hint of Alien '79 nostalgia. With all of this, you'd really be disappointed even though it's already considered a better AND worthy sequel to Prometheus?

Go to this film with an open mind. Be excited. Don't hold faith in reviews and wait and see.
There is one scene with living engineers, and it's the scene where they're killed, lol. After that they don't seem to play a role in the film at all. We learn nothing about them. We don't even learn anything about the black goo, apparently. Shaw's fate is also really, really lame. I'm not so sure if it's a worthy sequel to Prometheus, to be honest. Doesn't mean I won't enjoy it. Because I know I will. But I'm also disappointed.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: fiveways on May 08, 2017, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: Citadel on May 08, 2017, 05:59:47 PM
Guys and gals, the general consensus is it's better than Prometheus. The film has Engineers. The film has proto aliens, creatures we've never seen. Many have said it feels like Prometheus with a hint of Alien '79 nostalgia. With all of this, you'd really be disappointed even though it's already considered a better AND worthy sequel to Prometheus?

Go to this film with an open mind. Be excited. Don't hold faith in reviews and wait and see.

It's a better ALIEN film than Prometheus.  That isn't the movie I wanted to see.  I wanted to see exploration and investigation, not survival and slasher cliche bullshit.

I've seen the Alien kill enough people to understand it is a lethal weapon and all that shit.  Now I want to learn about the culture that thought creating black goo that does that mutates whatever it touches was a good idea.

If you want an Alien film you have it.  I'm happy for you.  Some of wanted a film that addressed the interesting parts of Prometheus with some degree of depth.  What we are getting is a lazy write-off and a dismissal of that movie.  That is why I read all the reviews and the spoilers, I wanted to confirm this is a movie I'm not going to bother to see in the theatre so I'm not wasting my money and time.  Basically, It isn't a film for me to be excited and it is not a film I'll enjoy.  I'll save my money and watch it on netflix.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:33:42 PM
I read a review that said it takes an hour for the crew to land on the planet. WTF! what the hell is the first hour of the film then?

The end must be mega rushed then.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Citadel on May 08, 2017, 07:36:33 PM
Quote from: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:33:42 PM
I read a review that said it takes an hour for the crew to land on the planet. WTF! what the hell is the first hour of the film then?

The end must be mega rushed then.
Which review was this?

Also, I know it's not the Prometheus sequel we wanted. But it's also the Alien film many wanted. I adored Prometheus and admit I'd like to see more of the mythology presented in it. But I'm just grateful the franchise is in Ridley's hands for now, I don't want to stir up shit about what could have been or what should have been. I enjoy the moment, and if done well I look forward to Covenant's sequel.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:39:39 PM
Quote from: Citadel on May 08, 2017, 07:36:33 PM
Quote from: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:33:42 PM
I read a review that said it takes an hour for the crew to land on the planet. WTF! what the hell is the first hour of the film then?

The end must be mega rushed then.
Which review was this?

Also, I know it's not the Prometheus sequel we wanted. But it's also the Alien film many wanted. I adored Prometheus and admit I'd like to see more of the mythology presented in it. But I'm just grateful the franchise is in Ridley's hands for now, I don't want to stir up shit about what could have been or what should have been. I enjoy the moment, and if done well I look forward to Covenant's sequel.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/alien-covenant-may-be-the-biggest-disappointment-of-th-1794898330

Sounds like its a very messy movie
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: episodenone on May 08, 2017, 07:49:33 PM
As with all things under the sun -- some will love this movie - some will hate it - some will kinda like it - some will kinda dislike it - some will not like it at first but like it more upon multiple blu-ray viewings - some will have an opposite reaction.

Others will feel one way about it until they begin to discuss its nuances here -- and then change their mind.

"nihil novi sub sole" ("there is nothing new under the sun"), in Ecclesiastes 1:9

I'll be first in line to form my own opinion... I never read reviews.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Blood Warrior on May 08, 2017, 07:50:51 PM
Quote from: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:33:42 PM
I read a review that said it takes an hour for the crew to land on the planet. WTF! what the hell is the first hour of the film then?

The end must be mega rushed then.

I read that too last night.  Then it takes another 30 minutes before anything starts happening.  I don't need a movie to go from start to finish with action, but do we really an hour on the ship?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:33:42 PM
I read a review that said it takes an hour for the crew to land on the planet. WTF! what the hell is the first hour of the film then?

The end must be mega rushed then.

I'm fairly certain it isn't an hour. Maybe half hour or so.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 08:03:40 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:33:42 PM
I read a review that said it takes an hour for the crew to land on the planet. WTF! what the hell is the first hour of the film then?

The end must be mega rushed then.

I'm fairly certain it isn't an hour. Maybe half hour or so.
Did it feel like an extraordinarily amount of time though? Is the pacing generally poor?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Whos_Nick on May 08, 2017, 08:10:01 PM
No it doesn't. Personally I felt the first act was paced fine, however once they land on the planet it moves a bit quick. Then the 3rd act moves super quick and gets messy.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: GrimmVision on May 08, 2017, 08:31:52 PM
Is there a topic like this that was done for Prometheus where it rounds up reviews from various websites? If so, can someone link me? ;D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:04:56 PM
Ridley Scott is a sellout, he could have done a film that really explores the engineers world and continues the story of Shaw and David in unprecedented ways but instead gave us almost the same movie, while simultaneously f**king up the classic lore and as a result, make Prometheus and ALIEN worse in retrospect. RT score is currently higher than i thought it would be, but having actually read most of the reviews, even the positive ones doesn't imply that it's much more than a run of the mill experience that looks like a 100 million dollars.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 09:14:03 PM
Overreact much? Fandom is often the worst place for objective critisism.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ragonk_Force on May 08, 2017, 09:16:16 PM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:04:56 PM
Ridley Scott is a sellout, he could have done a film that really explores the engineers world and continues the story of Shaw and David in unprecedented ways but instead gave us almost the same movie, while simultaneously f**king up the classic lore and as a result, make Prometheus and ALIEN worse in retrospect. RT score is currently higher than i thought it would be, but having actually read most of the reviews, even the positive ones doesn't imply that it's much more than a run of the mill experience that looks like a 100 million dollars.
Thanks, i needed a good laugh
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:19:33 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 09:14:03 PM
Overreact much? Fandom is often the worst place for objective critisism.

Maybe i am overreacting, i will see it in couple days. Actually after having read the reviews, i'm far from being the only one who thinks that it will further diminish the impact of the classic movies without offering much new to the series. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 08, 2017, 09:20:52 PM
Positive:

QuoteBut it's Fassbender's show. He is beautifully nuanced when playing both David and Walter. Subtle differences in approach to what is basically the same character displays a depth and understanding of what's required to make us engage with this particular journey. It makes us question who really is the monster - the beast, or its maker?

Visually, Alien Covenant is never quite as polished as its predecessor, but it still looks stunning. And the latest iteration of the alien - which comes in a few forms here - is a triumph. Much like the film itself.

http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/whats-on/film-news/movie-review-of-alien-covenant-13005897
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Z-101 on May 08, 2017, 09:59:18 PM
Quote from: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:39:39 PM
Quote from: Citadel on May 08, 2017, 07:36:33 PM
Quote from: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:33:42 PM
I read a review that said it takes an hour for the crew to land on the planet. WTF! what the hell is the first hour of the film then?

The end must be mega rushed then.
Which review was this?

Also, I know it's not the Prometheus sequel we wanted. But it's also the Alien film many wanted. I adored Prometheus and admit I'd like to see more of the mythology presented in it. But I'm just grateful the franchise is in Ridley's hands for now, I don't want to stir up shit about what could have been or what should have been. I enjoy the moment, and if done well I look forward to Covenant's sequel.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/alien-covenant-may-be-the-biggest-disappointment-of-th-1794898330

Sounds like its a very messy movie

Maybe you should show up at the theater 45 min late to skip all the build up and get right to the good parts...hahaha seriously though I might do that....
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: DaddyYautja on May 08, 2017, 10:07:24 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:33:42 PM
I read a review that said it takes an hour for the crew to land on the planet. WTF! what the hell is the first hour of the film then?

The end must be mega rushed then.

I'm fairly certain it isn't an hour. Maybe half hour or so.

Didnt it take 45 minutes for the marines to finally enter HH?

in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 nothing is really happening way pass the halfway point and apparently people like that movie.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 08, 2017, 10:15:03 PM
Rotten Tomatoes consensus:
"Alien: Covenant delivers another satisfying round of close-quarters deep-space terror, even if it doesn't take the saga in any new directions."
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Whos_Nick on May 08, 2017, 10:18:04 PM
Quote from: DaddyYautja on May 08, 2017, 10:07:24 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:33:42 PM
I read a review that said it takes an hour for the crew to land on the planet. WTF! what the hell is the first hour of the film then?

The end must be mega rushed then.

I'm fairly certain it isn't an hour. Maybe half hour or so.

Didnt it take 45 minutes for the marines to finally enter HH?

in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 nothing is really happening way pass the halfway point and apparently people like that movie.

Yeah, people are exaggerating the amount of time spent before landing on the planet in Covenant. It's maybe 30 minutes.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 10:19:06 PM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:19:33 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 09:14:03 PM
Overreact much? Fandom is often the worst place for objective critisism.

Maybe i am overreacting, i will see it in couple days. Actually after having read the reviews, i'm far from being the only one who thinks that it will further diminish the impact of the classic movies without offering much new to the series.

The film appears, thus far, to be a critical success... There is a positive consensus. That of course doesn't mean you have to like it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 10:24:21 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 10:19:06 PM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:19:33 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 08, 2017, 09:14:03 PM
Overreact much? Fandom is often the worst place for objective critisism.

Maybe i am overreacting, i will see it in couple days. Actually after having read the reviews, i'm far from being the only one who thinks that it will further diminish the impact of the classic movies without offering much new to the series.

The film appears, thus far, to be a critical success... There is a positive consensus. That of course doesn't mean you have to like it.
Ummm I think most critics are saying it's ok at best. A lot of middling reviews and Prometheus mostly got 3 star reviews too. So I think its a middling conscensus not a rip roaring sucess.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: nanison on May 08, 2017, 10:37:39 PM
Yay an alien reboot, sorry I mean yawn
So in roughly 4 hours of space jockey prequels we see them alive and kicking for about 10min.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: newagescamartist on May 08, 2017, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: salomonj on May 08, 2017, 10:15:03 PM
Rotten Tomatoes consensus:
"Alien: Covenant delivers another satisfying round of close-quarters deep-space terror, even if it doesn't take the saga in any new directions."

That consensus is kind of funny because it's dividing people due to the new direction.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: DaddyYautja on May 08, 2017, 11:07:26 PM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 08, 2017, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: salomonj on May 08, 2017, 10:15:03 PM
Rotten Tomatoes consensus:
"Alien: Covenant delivers another satisfying round of close-quarters deep-space terror, even if it doesn't take the saga in any new directions."

That consensus is kind of funny because it's dividing people due to the new direction.

the average viewer is not  worrying about the lore but the basics.

So they are probably annoyed that it's another space crew that gets drawn into a certain planet that infected them with alien monsters.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 08, 2017, 11:09:33 PM
Now it needs to pass $111 million and sequel is good to go.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: hfeldhaus on May 08, 2017, 11:59:54 PM
Quote from: Gigeresque on May 08, 2017, 11:09:33 PM
Now it needs to pass $111 million and sequel is good to go.

$111 million is the break even point. It needs to double that to be successful. It's going to do that easily though. The return of Star Wars and GotG have got people lips wet for Sci-Fi again.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 09, 2017, 12:08:45 AM
Yeah. I agree.

So is the last supper scene in the film??
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BishopShouldGo on May 09, 2017, 01:18:26 AM
Sadly not.

Whose idea was it to not have Franco as Oram.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Synyster on May 09, 2017, 02:36:01 AM
Is the headshot of the Neo opening its mouth from the promos in the movie?

(https://i1.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Screen-Shot-2017-04-03-at-8.20.12-AM.jpg?resize=960%2C394)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Sway on May 09, 2017, 02:43:00 AM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:04:56 PM
Ridley Scott is a sellout, he could have done a film that really explores the engineers world and continues the story of Shaw and David in unprecedented ways but instead gave us almost the same movie, while simultaneously f**king up the classic lore and as a result, make Prometheus and ALIEN worse in retrospect. RT score is currently higher than i thought it would be, but having actually read most of the reviews, even the positive ones doesn't imply that it's much more than a run of the mill experience that looks like a 100 million dollars.

What are you even talking about? Sellout? What did he sell out to? Was the original film made strictly as an artistic vision with no real concern for making money? And the classic in only being "f**ked up" because he's not catering to your specific idea on the direction new films should take? I mean, you could just ignore all of it and stick to the very small/well explored world of the first three films that we've all already seen countless times. It seems you've got it all figured out so perhaps you should make your own prequel.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ragonk_Force on May 09, 2017, 02:57:08 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: T Dog on May 08, 2017, 07:33:42 PM
I read a review that said it takes an hour for the crew to land on the planet. WTF! what the hell is the first hour of the film then?

The end must be mega rushed then.

I'm fairly certain it isn't an hour. Maybe half hour or so.
Well he read an hour. It must be true
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Salt The Fries on May 09, 2017, 03:15:26 AM
The current situation with the critics reminds me of gamers...first they bitch about Prometheus not being like previous Alien films and when they "wanted f**king aliens" they bitch that Covenant doesn't break any new ground.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BishopShouldGo on May 09, 2017, 03:28:53 AM
You can make something that both feels familiar yet covers new ground.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Sway on May 09, 2017, 03:39:15 AM
Quote from: Salt The Fries on May 09, 2017, 03:15:26 AM
The current situation with the critics reminds me of gamers...first they bitch about Prometheus not being like previous Alien films and when they "wanted f**king aliens" they bitch that Covenant doesn't break any new ground.

Precisely. You give them the same thing they already know and they'll bitch because it's not different. Ya give them something different and they'll bitch because it's not the same thing. It's weird.

They should just make an carbon copy of the first film, same characters/scenerios/everything, except it takes place in Antarctica. Maybe that's what they are wanting.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 09, 2017, 03:53:45 AM
You guys are assuming that the same people are voicing all of these complaints. The internet doesn't speak with one voice.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: ChrisPachi on May 09, 2017, 04:02:08 AM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 09, 2017, 03:53:45 AMYou guys are assuming that the same people are voicing all of these complaints.

You are making far too much sense. Go away. ;)

Prometheus wasn't shit because it wasn't like Alien/Aliens. It was just shit (my humble opinion). Wanting to see aliens isn't the same as wanting a re-hash.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BishopShouldGo on May 09, 2017, 04:23:00 AM
Prometheus was almost the perfect Alien film for me. Just needed 8-10 minutes of xenos and facehuggers.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 09, 2017, 07:00:36 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 08, 2017, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: salomonj on May 08, 2017, 10:15:03 PM
Rotten Tomatoes consensus:
"Alien: Covenant delivers another satisfying round of close-quarters deep-space terror, even if it doesn't take the saga in any new directions."

That consensus is kind of funny because it's dividing people due to the new direction.
I think the only people who will be remotely divided are fans... and that's basically fandom for you.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SyntaX on May 09, 2017, 07:12:01 AM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 09, 2017, 07:00:36 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 08, 2017, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: salomonj on May 08, 2017, 10:15:03 PM
Rotten Tomatoes consensus:
"Alien: Covenant delivers another satisfying round of close-quarters deep-space terror, even if it doesn't take the saga in any new directions."

That consensus is kind of funny because it's dividing people due to the new direction.
I think the only people who will be remotely divided are fans... and that's basically fandom for you.

Which, again, is what I said.

Covenant "reshapes" the franchise. It's a bold piece. But it could've been executed much-MUCH better.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: juxtapose on May 09, 2017, 07:36:24 AM
i read the five star reviews and i read some 2 star reviews. .i was super excited before reading them and i am super excited after reading them. .it's impossible to please fandom. .they will be devided no matter what. .it is how someone pointed out earlier in this thread. .the very nature of fandom. .i read all the spoilers and i liked them. .well mostly. .a few minor things that botheres me. .but it's not like i expect a perfect movie when i finally go view it on the 19th. . I have never seen a perfect movie. .alien and aliens included. .
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: NickisSmart on May 09, 2017, 07:59:41 AM
So many reviews. In regards to all of them, I have this to say:



Critics speak opinions and can't predict classics or how any of us feel. Keep this in mind when reading reviews about Alien: Covenant (which, seem to be largely positive, so far)! :)

I can't wait to see it and give my own thoughts.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 09, 2017, 08:10:08 AM
Quote from: Sway on May 09, 2017, 02:43:00 AM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:04:56 PM
Ridley Scott is a sellout, he could have done a film that really explores the engineers world and continues the story of Shaw and David in unprecedented ways but instead gave us almost the same movie, while simultaneously f**king up the classic lore and as a result, make Prometheus and ALIEN worse in retrospect. RT score is currently higher than i thought it would be, but having actually read most of the reviews, even the positive ones doesn't imply that it's much more than a run of the mill experience that looks like a 100 million dollars.

What are you even talking about? Sellout? What did he sell out to? Was the original film made strictly as an artistic vision with no real concern for making money? And the classic in only being "f**ked up" because he's not catering to your specific idea on the direction new films should take? I mean, you could just ignore all of it and stick to the very small/well explored world of the first three films that we've all already seen countless times. It seems you've got it all figured out so perhaps you should make your own prequel.

The OP is referring, I think, to the fact that Scott has apparently ignored the big questions that were left hanging from Prometheus, namely:

1: What happened on LV223 to the Engineers?
2: Why were they going to wipe out humanity?
3: What is the relationship between the Alien and Engineer as depicted in the mural?
4: What is the source of the bioweapon?
5: How does this all feed back to the Space Jockey?

He must be leaving these for the sequels/prequels. So keep paying. 

He also appears to have written Shaw out without a word (shades of Alien 3 anybody), spliced in a final third that follows Alien/s tropes, and has a love affair with Fassbender (which I don't have a problem with, because David was the core of Prometheus, and a tremendous character). He may also be taking the whole caravan on a route that doesn't necessarily gell with the continuity set down in earlier films

I'm not a fanboy, but I have certain expectations from films that I choose to pay to see. One of which is that the film respects my intelligence as a viewer, and not treat me like my brain has been wiped clean. I'll give my full review after I've seen the film, but the way I see it right now is that this is at best a filler piece, tangential, and orbits around David.  It may be a good film in its own right, but I'm left with the nagging feeling that Scott and Fox are set to keep stringing the audience along for as long as they keep paying. And I don't respect that.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 09, 2017, 08:42:27 AM
Quote from: 900SL on May 09, 2017, 08:10:08 AM
Quote from: Sway on May 09, 2017, 02:43:00 AM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:04:56 PM
Ridley Scott is a sellout, he could have done a film that really explores the engineers world and continues the story of Shaw and David in unprecedented ways but instead gave us almost the same movie, while simultaneously f**king up the classic lore and as a result, make Prometheus and ALIEN worse in retrospect. RT score is currently higher than i thought it would be, but having actually read most of the reviews, even the positive ones doesn't imply that it's much more than a run of the mill experience that looks like a 100 million dollars.

What are you even talking about? Sellout? What did he sell out to? Was the original film made strictly as an artistic vision with no real concern for making money? And the classic in only being "f**ked up" because he's not catering to your specific idea on the direction new films should take? I mean, you could just ignore all of it and stick to the very small/well explored world of the first three films that we've all already seen countless times. It seems you've got it all figured out so perhaps you should make your own prequel.

The OP is referring, I think, to the fact that Scott has apparently ignored the big questions that were left hanging from Prometheus, namely:

1: What happened on LV223 to the Engineers?
2: Why were they going to wipe out humanity?
3: What is the relationship between the Alien and Engineer as depicted in the mural?
4: What is the source of the bioweapon?
5: How does this all feed back to the Space Jockey?

He must be leaving these for the sequels/prequels. So keep paying. 

He also appears to have written Shaw out without a word (shades of Alien 3 anybody), spliced in a final third that follows Alien/s tropes, and has a love affair with Fassbender (which I don't have a problem with, because David was the core of Prometheus, and a tremendous character). He may also be taking the whole caravan on a route that doesn't necessarily gell with the continuity set down in earlier films

I'm not a fanboy, but I have certain expectations from films that I choose to pay to see. One of which is that the film respects my intelligence as a viewer, and not treat me like my brain has been wiped clean. I'll give my full review after I've seen the film, but the way I see it right now is that this is at best a filler piece, tangential, and orbits around David.  It may be a good film in its own right, but I'm left with the nagging feeling that Scott and Fox are set to keep stringing the audience along for as long as they keep paying. And I don't respect that.

Covenant is as "filler" as any Marvel sequel or new Star Wars film. It's a film that doesn't need to exist but, if nothing else, is a very well made and enjoyable thrill ride. After seeing it, I'd confidently say it's hands down the best Alien film since Aliens. It's a very contemporary take on an Alien film... and, like the vast majority of populist cinema, it is not perfect because (IMO) the filmmaker's primary objective is to entertain the mass audience rather than satisfy the wish fullfillments of each and every fan (which differs from person to person). Covenant is very much a crossover between Prometheus and Alien...

The film is not duty bound to answer any of those "big questions", and I'm not sure Scott would think he was neglecting them... in so much as he probably thinks that they don't need to be answered. If, by the end of the next film, we know where/which culture the derelict craft in Alien came from... if we know the origin of the xeno itself; then I'd say that Scott has done exactly what he intended to do. Again, that doesn't mean you have to like it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 08:44:48 AM
Quote from: 900SL on May 09, 2017, 08:10:08 AM
Quote from: Sway on May 09, 2017, 02:43:00 AM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:04:56 PM
Ridley Scott is a sellout, he could have done a film that really explores the engineers world and continues the story of Shaw and David in unprecedented ways but instead gave us almost the same movie, while simultaneously f**king up the classic lore and as a result, make Prometheus and ALIEN worse in retrospect. RT score is currently higher than i thought it would be, but having actually read most of the reviews, even the positive ones doesn't imply that it's much more than a run of the mill experience that looks like a 100 million dollars.

What are you even talking about? Sellout? What did he sell out to? Was the original film made strictly as an artistic vision with no real concern for making money? And the classic in only being "f**ked up" because he's not catering to your specific idea on the direction new films should take? I mean, you could just ignore all of it and stick to the very small/well explored world of the first three films that we've all already seen countless times. It seems you've got it all figured out so perhaps you should make your own prequel.

The OP is referring, I think, to the fact that Scott has apparently ignored the big questions that were left hanging from Prometheus, namely:

1: What happened on LV223 to the Engineers?
2: Why were they going to wipe out humanity?
3: What is the relationship between the Alien and Engineer as depicted in the mural?
4: What is the source of the bioweapon?
5: How does this all feed back to the Space Jockey?

He must be leaving these for the sequels/prequels. So keep paying. 

He also appears to have written Shaw out without a word (shades of Alien 3 anybody), spliced in a final third that follows Alien/s tropes, and has a love affair with Fassbender (which I don't have a problem with, because David was the core of Prometheus, and a tremendous character). He may also be taking the whole caravan on a route that doesn't necessarily gell with the continuity set down in earlier films

I'm not a fanboy, but I have certain expectations from films that I choose to pay to see. One of which is that the film respects my intelligence as a viewer, and not treat me like my brain has been wiped clean. I'll give my full review after I've seen the film, but the way I see it right now is that this is at best a filler piece, tangential, and orbits around David.  It may be a good film in its own right, but I'm left with the nagging feeling that Scott and Fox are set to keep stringing the audience along for as long as they keep paying. And I don't respect that.

He isn't a sell out at all. Hes working in a business and has to work within a business framework. Some of the suggestions I have seen about how the story should have developed are interesting and certainly films I would like to see but would clearly make no money at the box office. You just cant make those kind of movies with a huge budget, 99% of the public are not interested in films like that, they just want to be entertained on a Saturday night!

Alien wasn't high art, it was just a horror movie in space.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: oduodu on May 09, 2017, 08:58:10 AM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:19:33 PM


Maybe i am overreacting, i will see it in couple days. Actually after having read the reviews, i'm far from being the only one who thinks that it will further diminish the impact of the classic movies without offering much new to the series.

This^
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Clowndog on May 09, 2017, 09:07:41 AM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 09, 2017, 08:42:27 AM
Quote from: 900SL on May 09, 2017, 08:10:08 AM
Quote from: Sway on May 09, 2017, 02:43:00 AM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 08, 2017, 09:04:56 PM
Ridley Scott is a sellout, he could have done a film that really explores the engineers world and continues the story of Shaw and David in unprecedented ways but instead gave us almost the same movie, while simultaneously f**king up the classic lore and as a result, make Prometheus and ALIEN worse in retrospect. RT score is currently higher than i thought it would be, but having actually read most of the reviews, even the positive ones doesn't imply that it's much more than a run of the mill experience that looks like a 100 million dollars.

What are you even talking about? Sellout? What did he sell out to? Was the original film made strictly as an artistic vision with no real concern for making money? And the classic in only being "f**ked up" because he's not catering to your specific idea on the direction new films should take? I mean, you could just ignore all of it and stick to the very small/well explored world of the first three films that we've all already seen countless times. It seems you've got it all figured out so perhaps you should make your own prequel.

The OP is referring, I think, to the fact that Scott has apparently ignored the big questions that were left hanging from Prometheus, namely:

1: What happened on LV223 to the Engineers?
2: Why were they going to wipe out humanity?
3: What is the relationship between the Alien and Engineer as depicted in the mural?
4: What is the source of the bioweapon?
5: How does this all feed back to the Space Jockey?

He must be leaving these for the sequels/prequels. So keep paying. 

He also appears to have written Shaw out without a word (shades of Alien 3 anybody), spliced in a final third that follows Alien/s tropes, and has a love affair with Fassbender (which I don't have a problem with, because David was the core of Prometheus, and a tremendous character). He may also be taking the whole caravan on a route that doesn't necessarily gell with the continuity set down in earlier films

I'm not a fanboy, but I have certain expectations from films that I choose to pay to see. One of which is that the film respects my intelligence as a viewer, and not treat me like my brain has been wiped clean. I'll give my full review after I've seen the film, but the way I see it right now is that this is at best a filler piece, tangential, and orbits around David.  It may be a good film in its own right, but I'm left with the nagging feeling that Scott and Fox are set to keep stringing the audience along for as long as they keep paying. And I don't respect that.

Covenant is as "filler" as any Marvel sequel or new Star Wars film. It's a film that doesn't need to exist but, if nothing else, is a very well made and enjoyable thrill ride. After seeing it, I'd confidently say it's hands down the best Alien film since Aliens. It's a very contemporary take on an Alien film... and, like the vast majority of populist cinema, it is not perfect because (IMO) the filmmaker's primary objective is to entertain the mass audience rather than satisfy the wish fullfillments of each and every fan (which differs from person to person). Covenant is very much a crossover between Prometheus and Alien...

The film is not duty bound to answer any of those "big questions", and I'm not sure Scott would think he was neglecting them... in so much as he probably thinks that they don't need to be answered. If, by the end of the next film, we know where/which culture the derelict craft in Alien came from... if we know the origin of the xeno itself; then I'd say that Scott has done exactly what he intended to do. Again, that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Yes, I get the feeling that Ridley has no interest in fully answering any of those questions. I still think Prometheus is a terribly misunderstood film.

Almost all the "big" questions from Prometheus are just Lindelof-isms that Damon Lindelof never intended to answer, he was brought in as a writer to increase the "mystery" of the script. Unfortunately Lindelof is too good at creating that without giving any resolutionsand so it over shadowed the actual focus Ridley Scott had for the film, which was David.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: T Dog on May 09, 2017, 09:36:23 AM
Quote from: SyntaX on May 09, 2017, 07:12:01 AM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 09, 2017, 07:00:36 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 08, 2017, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: salomonj on May 08, 2017, 10:15:03 PM
Rotten Tomatoes consensus:
"Alien: Covenant delivers another satisfying round of close-quarters deep-space terror, even if it doesn't take the saga in any new directions."

That consensus is kind of funny because it's dividing people due to the new direction.
I think the only people who will be remotely divided are fans... and that's basically fandom for you.

Which, again, is what I said.

Covenant "reshapes" the franchise. It's a bold piece. But it could've been executed much-MUCH better.
So just like Prometheus then?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SPECIAL FORCES on May 09, 2017, 10:54:54 AM
Love and respect for everyone here (i think i fought with/against some people here since avpgold and avp2010)...i have some questions for those who watched the film.10 more days 4me.  >:(

1)The ''tracking'' clip had bad cgi for the alien.Did not look real enough.Did they correct it? like with the alien trying to break the glass shot from the trailer.Same question about the shot with the neomorph opening its mouth.I dont mean to make it perfect but at least to give some weight to the beasts.Hope those were unfinished shots.

2)Do they explain whats with the alien's vision? (tracking clip). Just curious if there is any resemblance with the avp games.

3)Is there an intense ''long'' scene with facehuggers? like the 2 Burke released on aliens.Except the egg scene from the trailer i mean.

***please no spoilers!

Exciting times!! remember like yesterday watching alien 3 in the cinema as a child...couldnt sleep well for a week.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cheeseburgers on May 09, 2017, 10:58:28 AM
Quote from: BishopShouldGo on May 09, 2017, 01:18:26 AM
Sadly not.

Whose idea was it to not have Franco as Oram.

Yeah I think he should have been given that part.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Xenorgue on May 09, 2017, 11:26:02 AM
New good French reviews

http://www.lepoint.fr/pop-culture/cinema/alien-covenant-quand-ridley-scott-se-prend-pour-dieu-09-05-2017-2125903_2923.php

http://www.premiere.fr/Cinema/News-Cinema/Alien-Covenant-la-lecon-d-art-de-Ridley-Scott
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 09, 2017, 11:33:13 AM
Quote from: Deklien on May 08, 2017, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 08, 2017, 09:11:14 AM
Quote from: 900SL on May 08, 2017, 08:35:09 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 08, 2017, 08:14:01 AM
What about the rest of them?

Looks like a 6-7 on average. Seems to be quite divisive, depending on whether you have much invested in the earlier films. 

Personally I really liked A, A's and A3. Prom had a mindblowing premise but Scott struggled to deliver a plausible and coherent film. Despite that, I was hoping this film would address the threads left hanging from Prom.

Unfortunately while the film seems to be on the good side of the scale, plausibility and continuity go out the window in this movie  :(
If you have read Hicks and Huda's review then you know what I am talking about but basically
Spoiler
the alien life-cycle is once again screwed up and while technically these ain't "normal" Xenos, they are almost identical with a exact same life-cycle, meaning they should obey the same rules...that said, even the life-cycle of tradition Xenos was inconsistent...but that was down to eu and AVP films. Here, we have some guy attacked by a hugger for only a few seconds and is infected.
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Which character gets
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s attacked by a face hugger for seconds?
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You will have to ask Hicks or Huda as
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both of them mentioned it in their review. I didn't think Ridley Scott would do something stupid and pull a Defiance(alien comic)by doing that.
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Stargazer on May 09, 2017, 12:15:00 PM
I wasnt too impressed by the first trailer. Thought the second traiker was good though. Haven't seen any other clips or trailers. I dont want to get myself hyped up for the film too much like i did with the previous film years ago.

But i did not expect this film to get so much positive reviews. Holy shitballs, has ridley scott truly redeemed himself? :O.

Well now im hyped. Now just to stay away from spoilers and not even read the reviews. Ahhhh
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 09, 2017, 12:20:00 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 09, 2017, 08:42:27 AM
Quote from: 900SL on May 09, 2017, 08:10:08 AM

The OP is referring, I think, to the fact that Scott has apparently ignored the big questions that were left hanging from Prometheus, namely:

1: What happened on LV223 to the Engineers?
2: Why were they going to wipe out humanity?
3: What is the relationship between the Alien and Engineer as depicted in the mural?
4: What is the source of the bioweapon?
5: How does this all feed back to the Space Jockey?

He must be leaving these for the sequels/prequels. So keep paying. 

He also appears to have written Shaw out without a word (shades of Alien 3 anybody), spliced in a final third that follows Alien/s tropes, and has a love affair with Fassbender (which I don't have a problem with, because David was the core of Prometheus, and a tremendous character). He may also be taking the whole caravan on a route that doesn't necessarily gell with the continuity set down in earlier films

I'm not a fanboy, but I have certain expectations from films that I choose to pay to see. One of which is that the film respects my intelligence as a viewer, and not treat me like my brain has been wiped clean. I'll give my full review after I've seen the film, but the way I see it right now is that this is at best a filler piece, tangential, and orbits around David.  It may be a good film in its own right, but I'm left with the nagging feeling that Scott and Fox are set to keep stringing the audience along for as long as they keep paying. And I don't respect that.

Covenant is as "filler" as any Marvel sequel or new Star Wars film. It's a film that doesn't need to exist but, if nothing else, is a very well made and enjoyable thrill ride. After seeing it, I'd confidently say it's hands down the best Alien film since Aliens. It's a very contemporary take on an Alien film... and, like the vast majority of populist cinema, it is not perfect because (IMO) the filmmaker's primary objective is to entertain the mass audience rather than satisfy the wish fullfillments of each and every fan (which differs from person to person). Covenant is very much a crossover between Prometheus and Alien...

The film is not duty bound to answer any of those "big questions", and I'm not sure Scott would think he was neglecting them... in so much as he probably thinks that they don't need to be answered. If, by the end of the next film, we know where/which culture the derelict craft in Alien came from... if we know the origin of the xeno itself; then I'd say that Scott has done exactly what he intended to do. Again, that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Scott himself is personally quite invested in origin theory and this is why Prometheus went the way it did. I'm pretty certain that he will maintain a connect with Prom, and answer the questions it raised, at some point. He has said as much in previous interviews. I guess I just expected more denoument in AC
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 09, 2017, 01:18:49 PM
Quote from: 900SL on May 09, 2017, 12:20:00 PM


Scott himself is personally quite invested in origin theory and this is why Prometheus went the way it did. I'm pretty certain that he will maintain a connect with Prom, and answer the questions it raised, at some point. He has said as much in previous interviews. I guess I just expected more denoument in AC

That's the thing; this is all bound up in our own perception of what constitutes 'answers' and the criteria for what constitutes 'origins'. Alien: Covenant, like it or not, pretty much gives us the origin of the xeno. The only thing left to do is to put the derelict on LV-426. I can certainly understand why some don't want to know the origins, it's not something in particular I longed to see demystified... however, at least Scott has made me care again for a new Alien film (I was pretty much done after Alien 3).   
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jarac on May 09, 2017, 02:23:44 PM
A common complaint I notice in these reviews is the pacing. It seems that the movie should have been at least thirty minutes longer. I know Ridley likes to save the longer versions of his movies for the home market, but I feel, like Prometheus, we'll find stuff on the cutting room floor that should have stayed in the film to make it a better movie.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpeedyMaxx on May 09, 2017, 02:25:11 PM
I felt Prometheus needed at least another 20-30 minutes and I'll likely feel the same about AC. I think Ridley drives himself too hard to prove he can be as fast and pacey as the younger generation, and it comes off as trying too hard. Hurts the film.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 02:33:11 PM
Quote from: SpeedyMaxx on May 09, 2017, 02:25:11 PM
I felt Prometheus needed at least another 20-30 minutes and I'll likely feel the same about AC. I think Ridley drives himself too hard to prove he can be as fast and pacey as the younger generation, and it comes off as trying too hard. Hurts the film.

Yeah I've always felt another 20-30 minutes would have improved Prometheus massively and it does sound like Covenant suffers the same. I'm not sure its because he's trying to keep up with the younger generation though, I just think he likes to keep his films trim.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Synyster on May 09, 2017, 02:34:37 PM
Not to go off topic here, but one of the French reviews says Scott is 80. Holy smokes, dude looks pretty good for 80.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jarac on May 09, 2017, 02:40:06 PM
Quote from: SpeedyMaxx on May 09, 2017, 02:25:11 PM
I felt Prometheus needed at least another 20-30 minutes and I'll likely feel the same about AC. I think Ridley drives himself too hard to prove he can be as fast and pacey as the younger generation, and it comes off as trying too hard. Hurts the film.

I think Ridley just greatly underestimates the younger audiences. If we're coming to see a film like this, we expect a longer run-time. 2 1/2 hours is nothing, really.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpeedyMaxx on May 09, 2017, 02:50:57 PM
I agree.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: John Doe on May 09, 2017, 03:56:36 PM
Shaw it today in Spain (press pass) and i prefer Prometheus. It doesn´t work well as a Alien movie, better as a Prometheus 2 movie. I hate the CGI of the xeno, not the Neomorph, some scenes between David and Walter are to much long. I don´t like the dialogues of Oram, overexplication of his character. Fassbender (as David) it´s the best, also Amy Seimetz as Faris in her short scenes.

Not many horror scenes, i miss Noomi Rapace (better than Katherine W.), i also hate the
Spoiler
Alien vision
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and how they showed what happened to James Franco character (
Spoiler
Bad cgi for the flames
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).

The worst part it´s the end and what happens with Lope.

My order:

Alien
Aliens
Prometheus
Alien 3
Alien : Covenant
Alien Resurrection
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Evanus on May 09, 2017, 03:58:42 PM
What happens with Lope, then?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: John Doe on May 09, 2017, 04:03:23 PM
The
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hyper fast birth of the other Xeno. 5 seconds with a Facehugger in your face and you are infected like Kane.
[close]
???
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Evanus on May 09, 2017, 04:05:11 PM
Ah, I see.  :-\

I don't like how they're straight up contradicting stuff from the original films.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 04:26:36 PM
Quote from: Evanus on May 09, 2017, 04:05:11 PM
Ah, I see.  :-\

I don't like how they're straight up contradicting stuff from the original films.

Nothing in Covenant contradicts the originals. The originals contradict Covenant. Obviously there is a plan we are not privy to.  I haven't seen the film or read the spoilers but it seems people are looking at this film in the wrong way
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpeedyMaxx on May 09, 2017, 04:31:02 PM
That, or the filmmakers f**ked up.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BishopShouldGo on May 09, 2017, 04:35:48 PM
Some writer better pull a miracle out of a hat. They have four more hours to do so.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Synyster on May 09, 2017, 04:59:03 PM
Maybe originally incubation happened quickly and as the DNA of the creature progresses it takes longer. I don't see the big deal?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Godzillakuj94 on May 09, 2017, 05:11:14 PM
For those who have seen it, are there any scenes with practical aliens? Or are they all CG in the final product?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on May 09, 2017, 05:16:00 PM
They made physical Aliens for use in filming, but the gist I got from the creature effects guy is even the practical Aliens were augmented with CGI.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: juxtapose on May 09, 2017, 05:21:35 PM
Quote from: Synyster on May 09, 2017, 04:59:03 PM
Maybe originally incubation happened quickly and as the DNA of the creature progresses it takes longer. I don't see the big deal?
exactly how i feel, this alien is different, it does not share the biomechanic look and capabilities that comes along with that to the full extent and theirfor it pops out sooner. .easy to explain. .moving on. .
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Stolen on May 09, 2017, 05:22:01 PM
I see it in a few hours!  ;D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Z-101 on May 09, 2017, 05:50:06 PM
There is no way Ridley Scott is going to make 5 more Alien Prequel movies....I just don't see it happening.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 09, 2017, 06:06:46 PM
So funny that, for all the changed directions and split opinions, Covenant currently has almost identical scores to Prometheus on Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes. Same Metascore, 65, and Covenant is only one percent more fresh on the Tomatometer. That's kind of wacky.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 09, 2017, 06:09:56 PM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 09, 2017, 06:06:46 PM
So funny that, for all the changed directions and split opinions, Covenant currently has almost identical scores to Prometheus on Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes. Same Metascore, 65, and Covenant is only one percent more fresh on the Tomatometer. That's kind of wacky.

It's so inaccurate though. Rotten Tomatoes is missing 8 positive reviews from major media outlets as is Metacritic.

Rotten Tomatoes hasn't posted 5-star reviews from The Telegraph, Independent, Hollywood Reporter and other positive reviews like Bloody Disgusting, The Times, Forbes and Joblo.

That's off the top of my head.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on May 09, 2017, 06:10:18 PM
From the man behind the Alien 3 Assembly Cut, Furious Gods and the Alien Anthology/Quadrilogy making-of's and bonus material:

Quote from: Charles de LauzirikaI thought the second act was very interesting, and something we haven't seen in an ALIEN film before. Fassbender is terrific in both roles.

https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861946759039156224 (https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861946759039156224)

He also confirmed his non-involvement with the Alien: Covenant Making-of documentary.

https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861947419965009920 (https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861947419965009920)


From Wayne Haag, Alien: Covenant Concept Artist:

Quote from: Wayne Haag#AlienCovenant Cast & crew screening last night in Sydney. It certainly looks great, there's some cool moments.. but.. there's a few buts..

https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861350473424445440
(https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861350473424445440)

Quote from: Wayne HaagThere's a nice little Blade Runner reference in Covenant actually!
https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861766754237784065 (https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861766754237784065)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 09, 2017, 06:21:10 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 09, 2017, 06:10:18 PM
From the man behind the Alien 3 Assembly Cut, Furious Gods and the Alien Anthology/Quadrilogy making-of's and bonus material:

Quote from: Charles de LauzirikaI thought the second act was very interesting, and something we haven't seen in an ALIEN film before. Fassbender is terrific in both roles.

https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861946759039156224 (https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861946759039156224)

He also confirmed his non-involvement with the Alien: Covenant Making-of documentary.

https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861947419965009920 (https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861947419965009920)
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From Wayne Haag, Alien: Covenant Concept Artist:

Quote from: Wayne Haag#AlienCovenant Cast & crew screening last night in Sydney. It certainly looks great, there's some cool moments.. but.. there's a few buts..

https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861350473424445440
(https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861350473424445440)

Quote from: Wayne HaagThere's a nice little Blade Runner reference in Covenant actually!
https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861766754237784065 (https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861766754237784065)
Wow, those are surprisingly chilly remarks.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: That Yellow Alien on May 09, 2017, 07:13:26 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 09, 2017, 06:10:18 PM
From the man behind the Alien 3 Assembly Cut, Furious Gods and the Alien Anthology/Quadrilogy making-of's and bonus material:

Quote from: Charles de LauzirikaI thought the second act was very interesting, and something we haven't seen in an ALIEN film before. Fassbender is terrific in both roles.

https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861946759039156224 (https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861946759039156224)

He also confirmed his non-involvement with the Alien: Covenant Making-of documentary.

https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861947419965009920 (https://twitter.com/Lauzirika/status/861947419965009920)


From Wayne Haag, Alien: Covenant Concept Artist:

Quote from: Wayne Haag#AlienCovenant Cast & crew screening last night in Sydney. It certainly looks great, there's some cool moments.. but.. there's a few buts..

https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861350473424445440
(https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861350473424445440)

Quote from: Wayne HaagThere's a nice little Blade Runner reference in Covenant actually!
https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861766754237784065 (https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861766754237784065)

That sucks to hear Lauzirika isn't doing the Covenant behind the scenes, it's practically tradition at this point and he does fantastic work
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 07:20:35 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 02:33:11 PM
Yeah I've always felt another 20-30 minutes would have improved Prometheus massively and it does sound like Covenant suffers the same. I'm not sure its because he's trying to keep up with the younger generation though, I just think he likes to keep his films trim.

Well, that's a lot of b*llsh*t really. Two hours is quite long for a horror movie. Most horror movies last 90 minutes, so 120 minutes is already quite long.
Prometheus problems don't stem from its length. The editing created a major problem by having Shaw's c-section happen at the same time as Fifield's attack followed by a complete switch to focus on Weyland without any follow up to the two scenes that had just preceded.
That's on top of other problems, but this is really jarring.
I don't believe that an extended cut would have fixed the problem. The script didn't thread the separate plot thread together, so running time isn't the issue.
Seeing Covenant in two days, can't comment on it yet.
I'LL BE BACK.

Also, looking on Rotten tomatoes, funny how some reviewers lament the "deja vu" of the xenomorph when the criticism on Prometheus was focusing on how it wasn't going all the way as an Alien movie. I swear, some reviewers are so full of shit...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: juxtapose on May 09, 2017, 07:23:37 PM
i must admit i am becoming a little more cautious about covenant. .still cannot wait to see it. .not loving everythong i am hearing. .but i am still almost certain that i am going to really enjoy this one., cause most of the criticism is not about elements that bother me much. .david involved with the aliens existance, faster growrh rates and less deepthroat time . .but i want it to succeed so badly. .esspecially at the box office and i want other people to really love it as well. .but thats not happening im afraid. .i fear covenant is gonna polarize it's fans the way prometheus did. .also really liked that movie despite it's flaws. .
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: monkeylove on May 09, 2017, 08:11:05 PM
"Alien: Covenant review: Is Ridley Scott's sci-fi prequel just DOOM with facehuggers?"

http://www.factmag.com/2017/05/09/alien-covenant-review/
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 09, 2017, 08:27:38 PM
A very positive review from Arrow In the Head! 9/10

Might contain spoilers because I didn't read it. Just looked at the score.

So tread carefully.


http://www.joblo.com/horror-movies/news/alien-covenant-movie-review-495 (http://www.joblo.com/horror-movies/news/alien-covenant-movie-review-495)

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SPECIAL FORCES on May 09, 2017, 08:34:32 PM
Quote from: SPECIAL FORCES on May 09, 2017, 10:54:54 AM
Love and respect for everyone here (i think i fought with/against some people here since avpgold and avp2010)...i have some questions for those who watched the film.10 more days 4me.  >:(

1)The ''tracking'' clip had bad cgi for the alien.Did not look real enough.Did they correct it? like with the alien trying to break the glass shot from the trailer.Same question about the shot with the neomorph opening its mouth.I dont mean to make it perfect but at least to give some weight to the beasts.Hope those were unfinished shots.

2)Do they explain whats with the alien's vision? (tracking clip). Just curious if there is any resemblance with the avp games.

3)Is there an intense ''long'' scene with facehuggers? like the 2 Burke released on aliens.Except the egg scene from the trailer i mean.

***please no spoilers!

Exciting times!! remember like yesterday watching alien 3 in the cinema as a child...couldnt sleep well for a week.

??? Anyone who watched the film?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 08:57:17 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 09, 2017, 08:27:38 PM
A very positive review from Arrow In the Head! 9/10

Shame it comes from that source. Difficult to take seriously someone who has that much trouble writing for human folk. Given that whoever wrote this has more interest in watching himself write than doing his job for readers, I'm not sure he's capable of judging a movie from the point of view of the audience. This is coming from a writer, by the way. But sentences such as
QuoteSince the profundity of the screenplay coldly cuts to the core of humanity's inherent fallibility [...]
should not be allowed. Alliterations and work on rhythm can do wonders, but at the core your sentence needs to make sense. The people who gave lower scores to Covenant seem to agree about the movie being beautiful but messy, so I'm not surprised that someone who doesn't care much about clarity behind the art would give the movie a near perfect score.

Sorry about the rant.

All the other positive reviews I've read ( without spoiling myself too much, thankfully ) seem to say that if you're looking for a good and relentless horror movie, Covenant has you covered. So I must admit I can't wait til Thursday... Very excited :D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 09:00:20 PM
Quote from: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 07:20:35 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 02:33:11 PM
Yeah I've always felt another 20-30 minutes would have improved Prometheus massively and it does sound like Covenant suffers the same. I'm not sure its because he's trying to keep up with the younger generation though, I just think he likes to keep his films trim.

Well, that's a lot of b*llsh*t really. Two hours is quite long for a horror movie. Most horror movies last 90 minutes, so 120 minutes is already quite long.
Prometheus problems don't stem from its length. The editing created a major problem by having Shaw's c-section happen at the same time as Fifield's attack followed by a complete switch to focus on Weyland without any follow up to the two scenes that had just preceded.
That's on top of other problems, but this is really jarring.
I don't believe that an extended cut would have fixed the problem. The script didn't thread the separate plot thread together, so running time isn't the issue.
Seeing Covenant in two days, can't comment on it yet.
I'LL BE BACK.

Also, looking on Rotten tomatoes, funny how some reviewers lament the "deja vu" of the xenomorph when the criticism on Prometheus was focusing on how it wasn't going all the way as an Alien movie. I swear, some reviewers are so full of shit...

While I get your point about the length of horror movies, I don't really regard Prometheus as a horror film. I don't think being longer would fix everything but it would help IMO. I totally agree the editing was definitely an issue as well.

I haven't seen AC yet and didn't have a problem with the runtime until people started complaining that the last act felt rushed and messy.

I''m seeing it Sat and still confident I'll walk out the cinema satisfied even if it's not as great as I'd hoped.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: T Dog on May 09, 2017, 09:07:28 PM
2/5
https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/film/no-surly-crew-alien-covenant-is-not-a-proper-alien-film-1.3075574?mode=amp

Seems like the author didnt like when it became Prometheusy about 40 minutes in and said the end sequence was poor.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 09:08:06 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 09:00:20 PM
While I get your point about the length of horror movies, I don't really regard Prometheus as a horror film.

You got me there, I must say ;) . You're right. I do wish we had ended up with a version of the final longer scene/fight between Shaw and the Engineer. Even though the unfinished scene was a bit awkward I do think that it made that part of the movie better to allow Shaw a minute to breathe a little ( and drink ) and for the Engineer to ponder a few seconds about human technology. So I get what you're saying as well. But that script though :D

Now, about Covenant. Considering that Covenant is a straight-up horror movie, and apparently "relentless", two hours is a good running time. I might change my mind after seeing the movie, but the fact is that a vast majority of the best horror movies out there are also fairly short ( around 90 minutes ) and it's the horror that is supposed to make it feel longer.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 09, 2017, 09:17:34 PM
Quote from: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 08:57:17 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 09, 2017, 08:27:38 PM
A very positive review from Arrow In the Head! 9/10

Shame it comes from that source. Difficult to take seriously someone who has that much trouble writing for human folk. Given that whoever wrote this has more interest in watching himself write than doing his job for readers, I'm not sure he's capable of judging a movie from the point of view of the audience. This is coming from a writer, by the way. But sentences such as
QuoteSince the profundity of the screenplay coldly cuts to the core of humanity's inherent fallibility [...]
should not be allowed. Alliterations and work on rhythm can do wonders, but at the core your sentence needs to make sense. The people who gave lower scores to Covenant seem to agree about the movie being beautiful but messy, so I'm not surprised that someone who doesn't care much about clarity behind the art would give the movie a near perfect score.

Sorry about the rant.

All the other positive reviews I've read ( without spoiling myself too much, thankfully ) seem to say that if you're looking for a good and relentless horror movie, Covenant has you covered. So I must admit I can't wait til Thursday... Very excited :D

Sadly, John Fallon doesn't write the reviews for the main site anymore. I wish he still did because he can write very well. Sounds like the writer was trying to make a very poignant sentence and it failed. Should've kept it simple.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 09:08:06 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 09:00:20 PM
While I get your point about the length of horror movies, I don't really regard Prometheus as a horror film.

You got me there, I must say ;) . You're right. I do wish we had ended up with a version of the final longer scene/fight between Shaw and the Engineer. Even though the unfinished scene was a bit awkward I do think that it made that part of the movie better to allow Shaw a minute to breathe a little ( and drink ) and for the Engineer to ponder a few seconds about human technology. So I get what you're saying as well. But that script though :D

Now, about Covenant. Considering that Covenant is a straight-up horror movie, and apparently "relentless", two hours is a good running time. I might change my mind after seeing the movie, but the fact is that a vast majority of the best horror movies out there are also fairly short ( around 90 minutes ) and it's the horror that is supposed to make it feel longer.

Yep that's very true so the problem people have must be due to the pacing of the film as a whole I suppose.

I'm still hoping I don't agree with them. it's rare to get a horror film on this scale so I desperately want it to succeed.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 09:23:34 PM
Lol Wayne Haag was concept Artist on Covenant, right?

"... but ... a few buts ..."

haha wtf this guy must have of balls of steel to throw out this level of criticism even before the official release, omg RESPECT, he doesnt seem to be afraid this could backfire at him or he doesnt care, whatever it is RESPECTO MUCHO!

And for AC it concerns me even more.

Im actually a bit shocked, can anyone present similar criticism from a person involved pre-release or even post on this level of production?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 09, 2017, 09:17:34 PMSounds like the writer was trying to make a very poignant sentence and it failed. Should've kept it simple.

It's a matter of taste I suppose. Not many things get under my skin but wanky writing definitely does :D
And I would not usually comment on that kind of writing - I can accept that some people might enjoy it - but for a movie review it's just wildly inappropriate because the focus should be on the movie and your opinion of it, not on how much you enjoy your thesaurus.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 09, 2017, 09:28:18 PM
Quote from: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 09, 2017, 09:17:34 PMSounds like the writer was trying to make a very poignant sentence and it failed. Should've kept it simple.

It's a matter of taste I suppose. Not many things get under my skin but wanky writing definitely does :D
And I would not usually comment on that kind of writing - I can accept that some people might enjoy it - but for a movie review it's just wildly inappropriate because the focus should be on the movie and your opinion of it, not on how much you enjoy your thesaurus.

:D Very true.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 09:39:08 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 09:23:34 PM
Lol Wayne Haag was concept Artist on Covenant, right?

"... but ... a few buts ..."

haha wtf this guy must have of balls of steel to throw out this level of criticism even before the official release, omg RESPECT, he doesnt seem to be afraid this could backfire at him or he doesnt care, whatever it is RESPECTO MUCHO!

And for AC it concerns me even more.

Im actually a bit shocked, can anyone present similar criticism from a person involved pre-release or even post on this level of production?

No it's extremely unprofessional.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 09:42:35 PM
Quote from: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 09:39:08 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 09:23:34 PM
Lol Wayne Haag was concept Artist on Covenant, right?

"... but ... a few buts ..."

haha wtf this guy must have of balls of steel to throw out this level of criticism even before the official release, omg RESPECT, he doesnt seem to be afraid this could backfire at him or he doesnt care, whatever it is RESPECTO MUCHO!

And for AC it concerns me even more.

Im actually a bit shocked, can anyone present similar criticism from a person involved pre-release or even post on this level of production?

No it's extremely unprofessional.

Yes very
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 09, 2017, 09:46:08 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 09:42:35 PM
Quote from: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 09:39:08 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 09:23:34 PM
Lol Wayne Haag was concept Artist on Covenant, right?

"... but ... a few buts ..."

haha wtf this guy must have of balls of steel to throw out this level of criticism even before the official release, omg RESPECT, he doesnt seem to be afraid this could backfire at him or he doesnt care, whatever it is RESPECTO MUCHO!

And for AC it concerns me even more.

Im actually a bit shocked, can anyone present similar criticism from a person involved pre-release or even post on this level of production?

No it's extremely unprofessional.

Yes very

How's it unprofessional? He was just sharing his opinion. Overall it sounded like he enjoyed it.

He's probably bummed about
Spoiler
David being the creator of the Alien.
[close]
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on May 09, 2017, 09:47:09 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 09:23:34 PM
Lol Wayne Haag was concept Artist on Covenant, right?

"... but ... a few buts ..."

haha wtf this guy must have of balls of steel to throw out this level of criticism even before the official release, omg RESPECT, he doesnt seem to be afraid this could backfire at him or he doesnt care, whatever it is RESPECTO MUCHO!

And for AC it concerns me even more.

Im actually a bit shocked, can anyone present similar criticism from a person involved pre-release or even post on this level of production?

Haha...yeah he was but that's wasn't really serious criticism though. It's not like he went out and totally dissed the movie.

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 09:50:08 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 09, 2017, 09:46:08 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 09, 2017, 09:42:35 PM
Quote from: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 09:39:08 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 09:23:34 PM
Lol Wayne Haag was concept Artist on Covenant, right?

"... but ... a few buts ..."

haha wtf this guy must have of balls of steel to throw out this level of criticism even before the official release, omg RESPECT, he doesnt seem to be afraid this could backfire at him or he doesnt care, whatever it is RESPECTO MUCHO!

And for AC it concerns me even more.

Im actually a bit shocked, can anyone present similar criticism from a person involved pre-release or even post on this level of production?

No it's extremely unprofessional.

Yes very

How's it unprofessional? He was just sharing his opinion. Overall it sounded like he enjoyed it.

He's someone who worked on the film, with Ridley, and he's talking negatively about the film before its released. It's a big no no.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on May 09, 2017, 09:51:54 PM
(https://cdn.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/styles/article-inline-half/public/blogs/68127/2013/12/139735-140265.jpg?itok=ZbE9dWPa)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 09:54:18 PM
Rotten tomatoes just came up with their "consensus".

QuoteAlien: Covenant delivers another satisfying round of close-quarters deep-space terror, even if it doesn't take the saga in any new directions.

To be honest, I can live with that  ;D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 09:54:44 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 09, 2017, 09:51:54 PM
https://cdn.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/styles/article-inline-half/public/blogs/68127/2013/12/139735-140265.jpg?itok=ZbE9dWPa

No one's making mountains. We haven't said he needs to fired or shit on, he's not important enough for that. Just pointing out its not the done thing.

Quote from: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 09:54:18 PM
Rotten tomatoes just came up with their "consensus".

QuoteAlien: Covenant delivers another satisfying round of close-quarters deep-space terror, even if it doesn't take the saga in any new directions.

To be honest, I can live with that  ;D


Thats been up since yesterday, posted a few pages back.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 09:59:37 PM
He doesnt hold back for sure

https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861535093008998400


A lot of molehills make a (small) mountain. It doesnt take a mountain of crap in my bed to p*** me off. :D


wtf lol, more molehills:

https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861356976550191104
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Evanus on May 09, 2017, 10:01:04 PM
Wow, he's definitely going to get fired if he keeps talking like that!  :laugh:

I like him!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 10:01:26 PM
Quote from: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 09:54:44 PM
Thats been up since yesterday, posted a few pages back.

Oops, apologies. Their consensus wasn't showing up on my phone version of the site, I had not realised it was up.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 10:02:55 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 09:59:37 PM
He doesnt hold back for sure

https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861535093008998400


A lot of molehills make a (small) mountain. It doesnt take a mountain of crap in my bed to p*** me off. :D

You're equating this to crap in your bed?

He hasn't said anything is majorly wrong.

Edit: okay, now he will be in trouble.

Quote from: Beardomorph on May 09, 2017, 10:01:26 PM
Quote from: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 09:54:44 PM
Thats been up since yesterday, posted a few pages back.

Oops, apologies. Their consensus wasn't showing up on my phone version of the site, I had not realised it was up.

Probably updated their phone site late.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 10:07:35 PM
You saw the smiley, dont ya?

Anyway "average cinematography" i find quite harsh. Plus its directly aiming at the DOP and Ridley himself. And its the wording and his implications. To rate "Kong" higher, this close to trash piece of cinema, is like taking a huge dump on any more serious approach im sure Ridley had in mind when making AC.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 09, 2017, 10:09:50 PM
Based on tomatometer it's slightly worse than Prometheus. At the moment average rating for Covenant is 6.3 when Prometheus's got 6.9.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on May 09, 2017, 10:10:18 PM
Quote from: Evanus on May 09, 2017, 10:01:04 PM
Wow, he's definitely going to get fired if he keeps talking like that!  :laugh:

I like him!

Well, since he finished the job in November last year, firing him is gonna be a wee bit tricky!  :laugh:

But yeah, he is a nice guy.

Worst that can happen is that they won't ask him back for the sequel. Though I very much doubt they'll hold a bit of positive criticism against him.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 10:10:47 PM
He doesn't work on many films so he probably doesn't care.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 10:19:51 PM
Quote from: hfeldhaus on May 09, 2017, 10:10:47 PM
He doesn't work on many films so he probably doesn't care.

That might be it. I just find it really refreshing. :D

Im not sure though i would wanna work with a guy again who prefers a crapfest like Kong over the film we made together lol.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 09, 2017, 10:24:54 PM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 09, 2017, 09:59:37 PM
He doesnt hold back for sure

https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861535093008998400


A lot of molehills make a (small) mountain. It doesnt take a mountain of crap in my bed to p*** me off. :D


wtf lol, more molehills:

https://twitter.com/ankaris/status/861356976550191104

Well, saying all that I can understand it being unprofessional. The other tweet didn't seem so bad.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Very unprofessional. Pathetic.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Robopadna on May 10, 2017, 12:32:43 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Very unprofessional. Pathetic.

He's being honest and he didn't say anything terrible.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BishopShouldGo on May 10, 2017, 12:41:29 AM
That's just his personality. Classic Wayne. Much like Ridley himself, he doesn't give a f**k.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: acidreign on May 10, 2017, 12:45:31 AM
Nothing wrong with the dude expressing his opinion, but saying he enjoyed Ghost in the Shell more is HARSH.

That movie looked great but was a total snooze.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Enoch on May 10, 2017, 12:49:37 AM
"Enjoyed Kong Skull Island more..." well that is an insult in my opinion... That movie was poorly written, generic and utterly bland.

P.S. I wonder if Covenant really deserved such HARSH insults, I guess I'll find out in a few days. Knowing Ridley I doubt Covenant is that bad... Even Kong's director saluted to Ridley on twitter saying how masterful he still is in his late seventies. Wayne  opinion is a bit out of place if you ask me...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 01:04:48 AM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 10, 2017, 12:32:43 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Very unprofessional. Pathetic.

He's being honest and he didn't say anything terrible.

Sure, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but to trash on the movie before it's even released is bad form. IMO.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Enoch on May 10, 2017, 01:07:24 AM
Indeed. I must agree despite the fact that I respect Wayne and his work.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Robopadna on May 10, 2017, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 01:04:48 AM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 10, 2017, 12:32:43 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Very unprofessional. Pathetic.

He's being honest and he didn't say anything terrible.

Sure, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but to trash on the movie before it's even released is bad form. IMO.

It's released isn't it?  Who cares overall?  Your opinion but it won't make a bit of difference.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 01:38:31 AM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 10, 2017, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 01:04:48 AM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 10, 2017, 12:32:43 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Very unprofessional. Pathetic.

He's being honest and he didn't say anything terrible.

Sure, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but to trash on the movie before it's even released is bad form. IMO.

It's released isn't it?  Who cares overall?  Your opinion but it won't make a bit of difference.

When did it release?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: hfeldhaus on May 10, 2017, 02:36:19 AM
It's good to see the Alien fan base hasn't dropped to rabid levels of their comic book counterparts. Imagine if he said that about a Marvel or DC film, he would have been ripped to shreds on twitter.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 10, 2017, 06:37:29 AM
Wayne seems to be a nice guy but average cinematography? Cannot believe it. Ghost in the shell better than Covenant?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 10, 2017, 06:41:37 AM
The cinematography in Ghost in the Shell is not 'better'... and there's his qualification right there in that comment. GITS hardly has a real landscape or set to capture... It has all the cinematography of a dead fish.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 10, 2017, 07:01:38 AM
This earlier (pre-premiere) comment from the Guardian may turn out to be on the nail:

'But the abiding sense here is that the new movie is suffering from the same lack of a clear flightpath that saw Fincher virtually disown Alien 3 and helped make Jean-Pierre Jeunet's Alien: Resurrection a perennial source of the entirely wrong sort of horror. Once again it is film-making by numbers, as if the venerable space saga is being produced by a studio offshoot of Weyland-Yutani, the evil corporation that's usually at the heart of everything rotten in the Alien universe. And as long-term acolytes will know all too well, it never ends positively when the men in suits have ultimate control of the mission'

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/22/ridley-scott-alien-covenant-reboot-script-filming-troubles
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 10, 2017, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Godzillakuj94 on May 09, 2017, 05:11:14 PM
For those who have seen it, are there any scenes with practical aliens? Or are they all CG in the final product?

The only thing that really stood out to me as being practical was a
Spoiler
close-up of the Alien head with the inner-jaw in motion.
[close]
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Stargazer on May 10, 2017, 07:54:46 AM
Yeah I'd understand if he was negative to the storytelling and stuff but I cannot ever see a Ridley Scott film having poor cinematography and set designs.

No matter what your opinions are on the quality of his films, all them are absolutely beautiful to look at
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: juxtapose on May 10, 2017, 08:01:33 AM
maybe some of Wayne's work got cut and it upset him and now his taking it out on the film. .cause his criticism has nothing to do with the story. .at least so far. .
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 10, 2017, 08:05:25 AM
I went online to reserve tickets for the opening days screening here, and was suprised to see that the cinemas screenings were only 10% booked..

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 10, 2017, 08:26:42 AM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 10, 2017, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 01:04:48 AM
Quote from: Robopadna on May 10, 2017, 12:32:43 AM
Quote from: newagescamartist on May 10, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
Very unprofessional. Pathetic.

He's being honest and he didn't say anything terrible.

Sure, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but to trash on the movie before it's even released is bad form. IMO.

It's released isn't it?  Who cares overall?  Your opinion but it won't make a bit of difference.

Aye. I don't know what you guys are reading but the guy is just sharing his opinion of the film. He's entitled to do that and it's not like he's throwing insults at Ridley or demanding he be sacrificed at the alter. He saw the film. I've seen the film. Other's have seen the film. The embargo is done with, we can talk about our opinions of it. Chill out.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Gazz on May 10, 2017, 08:42:18 AM
It's certainly poor form/ considered unprofessional from an industry perspective.

From the perspective of everyone else, it's fair game.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: El Diablo on May 10, 2017, 09:17:46 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 10, 2017, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Godzillakuj94 on May 09, 2017, 05:11:14 PM
For those who have seen it, are there any scenes with practical aliens? Or are they all CG in the final product?

The only thing that really stood out to me as being practical was a
Spoiler
close-up of the Alien head with the inner-jaw in motion.
[close]

At the very first screening I attended in October it was stated before the film began that there would be unfinished creature effects, and that whatever practical work seen would act as a placeholder for digital re-creation.
Spoiler
I saw stunt suits and a creepy full size Neomorph for just a handful of seconds, which looked great (both cuts I saw had different close-ups and angles). The shot you see in the TV spot of the Neomorph standing silently before lunging forward with its mouth open was originally performed by a costumed actor with an animatronic head.
[close]
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SyntaX on May 10, 2017, 09:44:03 AM
Quote from: Gazz on May 10, 2017, 08:42:18 AM
It's certainly poor form/ considered unprofessional from an industry perspective.

From the perspective of everyone else, it's fair game.

Poor form? Why? Because Ridley Scott killed off one of the "leads" in Prometheus?
The only thing that could've been done better is to increase the emotional impact it had.

The crew of Covenant doesn't really know Shaw in the first place. It's just an off-screen death. Yeah, it could've been better. But it's fine as is.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpeedyMaxx on May 10, 2017, 09:45:19 AM
Not sure what Haag's tweets have to do with Shaw.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SyntaX on May 10, 2017, 09:49:41 AM
Quote from: SpeedyMaxx on May 10, 2017, 09:45:19 AM
Not sure what Haag's tweets have to do with Shaw.

I think I misquoted someone here ...  ;D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Gazz on May 10, 2017, 09:56:54 AM
Quote from: SyntaX on May 10, 2017, 09:49:41 AM
Quote from: SpeedyMaxx on May 10, 2017, 09:45:19 AM
Not sure what Haag's tweets have to do with Shaw.

I think I misquoted someone here ...  ;D

You did :P
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: That Yellow Alien on May 10, 2017, 04:05:42 PM
Quote from: El Diablo on May 10, 2017, 09:17:46 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 10, 2017, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Godzillakuj94 on May 09, 2017, 05:11:14 PM
For those who have seen it, are there any scenes with practical aliens? Or are they all CG in the final product?

The only thing that really stood out to me as being practical was a
Spoiler
close-up of the Alien head with the inner-jaw in motion.
[close]

At the very first screening I attended in October it was stated before the film began that there would be unfinished creature effects, and that whatever practical work seen would act as a placeholder for digital re-creation.
Spoiler
I saw stunt suits and a creepy full size Neomorph for just a handful of seconds, which looked great (both cuts I saw had different close-ups and angles). The shot you see in the TV spot of the Neomorph standing silently before lunging forward with its mouth open was originally performed by a costumed actor with an animatronic head.
[close]

Hmm, sounds like another "The Thing 2011" situation...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on May 10, 2017, 04:09:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 10, 2017, 06:41:37 AM
The cinematography in Ghost in the Shell is not 'better'... and there's his qualification right there in that comment. GITS hardly has a real landscape or set to capture... It has all the cinematography of a dead fish.

Where did he say Ghost in the Shell's cinematography was better?  ???

Quote from: Ingwar on May 10, 2017, 06:37:29 AM
Wayne seems to be a nice guy but average cinematography? Cannot believe it. Ghost in the shell better than Covenant?

He said:

Quote from: Wayne Haagaverage cinematography in places

And he's correct.

Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 10, 2017, 08:26:42 AM
Aye. I don't know what you guys are reading but the guy is just sharing his opinion of the film.

Beats me Corporal, I don't have the foggiest either.  :-\
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 10, 2017, 05:27:15 PM

Overall a positive review from Gamespot.

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/alien-covenant-review/1100-6449922/ (https://www.gamespot.com/articles/alien-covenant-review/1100-6449922/)

Beware Spoilers, but here's a summary of what they liked and didn't like about the movie:

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FvrBYBVw.png&hash=f4f52fa1b189ad67e58e7f1ddf08c4b95e36f265)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on May 10, 2017, 05:30:48 PM
I'd agree with that.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 10, 2017, 05:35:20 PM

Sounds like some of the viral marketing actually should've been in the film.

The death scenes can feel unaffecting, and they aren't helped much in their significance by the fact that much of the crew are married. It's an unexpected element, and Scott attempts to use it to make each death all the more painful to witness. However, the impact isn't always there. Holding things back is the script in general, as we don't learn enough about what the crew members are leaving behind or much of anything that would help the audience try to understand their relationships on a deeper level.


Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on May 10, 2017, 05:37:38 PM
Yeah, that's a fair shout.

I don't think you even find out Lope and Hallett are a couple in the film until after Hallett is dead, whereas they're clearly together in the crew intro prequel.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 10, 2017, 05:52:14 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 10, 2017, 04:09:11 PM

Where did he say Ghost in the Shell's cinematography was better?  ???

My mistake. I conflated the two tweets of his. But regardless, Ghost in the Shell and Skull Island are awful films in my opinion... in terms of filmmaking.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: juxtapose on May 10, 2017, 06:50:49 PM
. .and i was looking forward to watching kong and buying the dvd for multiple viewings. .
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 11, 2017, 01:29:47 AM
Lets all share opinions no-fuss --


(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.namespedia.com%2Fimage%2FTrank_5.jpg&hash=45391fb2a9849754d56aad99cc7e743ee8be8acd)


Wayne Haag is an intelligent person with obvious (high) standards. He knows the actual status of films like GitS and Kong and their overall perception, especially among his peers. Just comparing AC to them without being asked and then putting them above AC, i mean lol, it doesnt get any clearer except outright trashing AC.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: newagescamartist on May 11, 2017, 08:12:31 AM
Quote from: kwisatz on May 11, 2017, 01:29:47 AM
Lets all share opinions no-fuss --


http://www.namespedia.com/image/Trank_5.jpg


Wayne Haag is an intelligent person with obvious (high) standards. He knows the actual status of films like GitS and Kong and their overall perception, especially among his peers. Just comparing AC to them without being asked and then putting them above AC, i mean lol, it doesnt get any clearer except outright trashing AC.

lol what's Josh Trank doing here? Keep him as far away from this series as possible!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Magegg on May 11, 2017, 12:59:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0McqvN-njU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0McqvN-njU)

Basically, what I predicted :/
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 11, 2017, 02:42:10 PM

4/10 from Blu-ray.com

http://www.blu-ray.com/Alien-Covenant/577989/#Review (http://www.blu-ray.com/Alien-Covenant/577989/#Review)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Imbrie on May 11, 2017, 03:06:00 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 11, 2017, 02:42:10 PM

4/10 from Blu-ray.com

http://www.blu-ray.com/Alien-Covenant/577989/#Review (http://www.blu-ray.com/Alien-Covenant/577989/#Review)

Ouch.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: M_Tak on May 11, 2017, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 11, 2017, 02:42:10 PM

4/10 from Blu-ray.com

http://www.blu-ray.com/Alien-Covenant/577989/#Review (http://www.blu-ray.com/Alien-Covenant/577989/#Review)

That's ridiculous but each to their own!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on May 11, 2017, 05:26:53 PM
4/10 is disingenuous to what is good about it, but they raise a lot of perfectly valid criticisms in their review.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: GQSioux on May 11, 2017, 08:20:38 PM
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Spidey3121 on May 11, 2017, 09:04:55 PM
Reviews really seem to be all over the map. I think that always should have been expected though, given the divisive response to Prometheus. Some critics have liked the continuation of that storyline, while others feel it bogs down what is otherwise a solid straight Alien movie. Some have applauded the return of the class Alien elements whereas others claim it feels to familiar & unoriginal. It's hard to win what you're the sixth film in a franchise. Stay the course & people will be upset that it didn't provide anything new; deviate too much from it & people will be upset that it's not what they expect, or want, out of such a movie. I get the sense that if you liked, or even didn't hate, Prometheus then you'll like Covenant with the added bonuses of the classic Xeno & more horror elements. I liked Prometheus, so I remain confident. Unfortunately I still have 1 week to wait!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 11, 2017, 09:15:31 PM
Quote from: Spidey3121 on May 11, 2017, 09:04:55 PM
Reviews really seem to be all over the map. I think that always should have been expected though, given the divisive response to Prometheus. Some critics have liked the continuation of that storyline, while others feel it bogs down what is otherwise a solid straight Alien movie. Some have applauded the return of the class Alien elements whereas others claim it feels to familiar & unoriginal. It's hard to win what you're the sixth film in a franchise. Stay the course & people will be upset that it didn't provide anything new; deviate too much from it & people will be upset that it's not what they expect, or want, out of such a movie. I get the sense that if you liked, or even didn't hate, Prometheus then you'll like Covenant with the added bonuses of the classic Xeno & more horror elements. I liked Prometheus, so I remain confident. Unfortunately I still have 1 week to wait!

Me too. And I'm sure there will be a bootleg up over the weekend. I won't be watching it that way, but I'm sure it will happen. It did with Prometheus anyway.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 11, 2017, 09:23:27 PM
Quote from: Spidey3121 on May 11, 2017, 09:04:55 PM
Reviews really seem to be all over the map. I think that always should have been expected though, given the divisive response to Prometheus. Some critics have liked the continuation of that storyline, while others feel it bogs down what is otherwise a solid straight Alien movie. Some have applauded the return of the class Alien elements whereas others claim it feels to familiar & unoriginal. It's hard to win what you're the sixth film in a franchise. Stay the course & people will be upset that it didn't provide anything new; deviate too much from it & people will be upset that it's not what they expect, or want, out of such a movie. I get the sense that if you liked, or even didn't hate, Prometheus then you'll like Covenant with the added bonuses of the classic Xeno & more horror elements. I liked Prometheus, so I remain confident. Unfortunately I still have 1 week to wait!

Well exactly. You can't please everyone... especially fans. And to be honest I've found many of the 'official' reviews more accurate and objective than fans here... which is understanble because we are more emotionally attached etc.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: bacchus on May 12, 2017, 02:01:39 AM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on May 10, 2017, 05:37:38 PM
Yeah, that's a fair shout.

I don't think you even find out Lope and Hallett are a couple in the film until after Hallett is dead, whereas they're clearly together in the crew intro prequel.

Spoiler
:D So true. The first time you realise is when Lope was being over-comfortable and emotional towards Hallett's corpse. They really should have included the prologue segment in the movie.
[close]
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: windebieste on May 12, 2017, 03:50:44 AM
That 'Last Supper' short is so integral to the movie.  It sets up everything critical at the start.  Relationships, the crew's goals, personalities are drawn upon.  Even the captain makes an appearance!  It even has a false chestburster scene that acts as a foreshadowing of events later in the movie.  Walter even makes (an unintentional) a joke. 

It's such a great piece in relation to the movie proper should have been included.  I'm hoping it gets its proper place as such on the BluRay/DVD release.

-Windebieste.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: bacchus on May 12, 2017, 03:58:50 AM
Quote from: windebieste on May 12, 2017, 03:50:44 AM
That 'Last Supper' short is so integral to the movie.  It sets up everything critical at the start.  Relationships, the crew's goals, personalities are drawn upon.  Even the captain makes an appearance!  It even has a false chestburster scene that acts as a foreshadowing of events later in the movie.  Walter even makes (an unintentional) a joke. 

It's such a great piece in relation to the movie proper should have been included.  I'm hoping it gets its proper place as such on the BluRay/DVD release.

-Windebieste.

Completely agree.

100% should have been included in the movie, it would have made a couple of the characters a little more relatable and strengthened the impressions of the crew members relationships. James Franco probably thought he was getting more screen time than he did too.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: windebieste on May 12, 2017, 04:08:05 AM
This review is actually pretty close to my own thoughts on the movie; as well as 'PROMETHEUS', too for that matter:


I already posted my review in the fan review section; but this thread appears to be intended for links to stuff posted externally..? 

Anyway, I'll drop it in here as well, if no one minds, that is.  Here's my review on ALIEN: Covenant. (http://www.hideousplastic.com/?page_id=3002)

-Windebieste.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 12, 2017, 05:10:04 AM
Can't wait Angry Joe Review .
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Whos_Nick on May 12, 2017, 05:14:11 AM
Quote from: gantarat on May 12, 2017, 05:10:04 AM
Can't wait Angry Joe Review .

did you comment on the hybrid network review? I recognize your name lol
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 12, 2017, 07:15:17 AM
Quote from: windebieste on May 12, 2017, 04:08:05 AM
This review is actually pretty close to my own thoughts on the movie; as well as 'PROMETHEUS', too for that matter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3lUW7DQ2tU

I already posted my review in the fan review section; but this thread appears to be intended for links to stuff posted externally..? 

Anyway, I'll drop it in here as well, if no one minds, that is.  Here's my review on ALIEN: Covenant. (http://www.hideousplastic.com/?page_id=3002)

-Windebieste.

I'm glad I saw that before seeing the film next week. It grounds my expectations but oddly, it allows me to just sit back and enjoy the pictures.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 12, 2017, 07:59:58 AM
Quote from: bacchus on May 12, 2017, 02:01:39 AM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on May 10, 2017, 05:37:38 PM
Yeah, that's a fair shout.

I don't think you even find out Lope and Hallett are a couple in the film until after Hallett is dead, whereas they're clearly together in the crew intro prequel.

Spoiler
:D So true. The first time you realise is when Lope was being over-comfortable and emotional towards Hallett's corpse. They really should have included the prologue segment in the movie.
[close]

Yeah, I was pretty disappointed in that too. It's so blink and you'll miss it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Stargazer on May 12, 2017, 08:10:42 AM
Yeah thats something which irked me slightly coming out from seeing this. There are probably some great scenes kept out of the theatrical cut of the film. I quite like the last supper scene and liked the Crossing scene.

They really should do an extended cut.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 12, 2017, 08:17:03 AM
A lot of the virals were shot specifically for marketing. The only thing I know that was shot for the film but used in promotion was that Crossing prologue.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 12, 2017, 01:39:04 PM
Bleeding Cool review:

5.5/10

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/05/12/bill-reviews-alien-covenant-horror-prometheus-less-heart/ (https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/05/12/bill-reviews-alien-covenant-horror-prometheus-less-heart/)

Hindustan Times Review:

3/5

http://www.hindustantimes.com/movie-reviews/alien-covenant-movie-review-twice-the-michael-fassbender-twice-the-terror/story-Z9Mz8y2dOgcj2A7FW2zXWL.html (http://www.hindustantimes.com/movie-reviews/alien-covenant-movie-review-twice-the-michael-fassbender-twice-the-terror/story-Z9Mz8y2dOgcj2A7FW2zXWL.html)

The Sun Review:

Mixed

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3539686/alien-covenant-film-review/ (https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3539686/alien-covenant-film-review/)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on May 12, 2017, 02:30:09 PM
The Sun review calls Daniels Watson... And refers to Katherine Waterston as Katherine Watson. The guy who wrote that was paid to do so. The absolute cretin.

That's by no means me sticking up for the film but more so pissing over The Sun. They're not very popular over here in the UK.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Citadel on May 12, 2017, 05:18:17 PM
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 12, 2017, 06:36:42 PM

Negative review from the Evening Express:

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/ (https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on May 12, 2017, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: SuicideDoors on May 12, 2017, 02:30:09 PMThe Sun review calls Daniels Watson... And refers to Katherine Waterston as Katherine Watson. The guy who wrote that was paid to do so. The absolute cretin.

The Sun should stick to page 3 girls :laugh:

Seriously though, it's not somewhere to get serious news lol.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 12, 2017, 08:51:38 PM

I didn't know The Sun was such a poor source.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 12, 2017, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 12, 2017, 06:36:42 PM

Negative review from the Evening Express:

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/ (https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/)

Characters making poor choices and too much familiarity seems to be the primary complaint here. I wonder though, for a sci-fi horror action movie, is it a bit of a low hanging fruit to pick to be critical of characters making poor judgement calls? Pretty sure that is essential for story advancement.

"Daniels: Its too good to be true."
"Oram: Yeah, f**k it. Go back to sleep guys. See you in 8 years."
Roll credits


Cause that would be it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Cereal Killer on May 12, 2017, 11:19:58 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 12, 2017, 06:36:42 PM

Negative review from the Evening Express:

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/ (https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/)

you from aberdeen? 🙌🏻
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 13, 2017, 01:02:12 AM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 12, 2017, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 12, 2017, 06:36:42 PM

Negative review from the Evening Express:

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/ (https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/)

Characters making poor choices and too much familiarity seems to be the primary complaint here. I wonder though, for a sci-fi horror action movie, is it a bit of a low hanging fruit to pick to be critical of characters making poor judgement calls? Pretty sure that is essential for story advancement.

"Daniels: Its too good to be true."
"Oram: Yeah, f**k it. Go back to sleep guys. See you in 8 years."
Roll credits



Cause that would be it.

Ha Ha Ha
i can see that on How It Should Have Ended.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpeedyMaxx on May 13, 2017, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 12, 2017, 08:17:03 AM
A lot of the virals were shot specifically for marketing. The only thing I know that was shot for the film but used in promotion was that Crossing prologue.

Is it 100% Luke Scott didn't shoot that too? And do we know if Noomi originally shot anything beyond that?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 13, 2017, 02:00:26 AM
Quote from: SpeedyMaxx on May 13, 2017, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 12, 2017, 08:17:03 AM
A lot of the virals were shot specifically for marketing. The only thing I know that was shot for the film but used in promotion was that Crossing prologue.

Is it 100% Luke Scott didn't shoot that too? And do we know if Noomi originally shot anything beyond that?
Sounds like Covenant, like Prometheus, was butchered in the editing room.  These movies are so desperately in need to extended versions it isn't even funny. C'mon, Fox.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 0321recon on May 13, 2017, 02:06:30 AM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 13, 2017, 02:00:26 AM
Quote from: SpeedyMaxx on May 13, 2017, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 12, 2017, 08:17:03 AM
A lot of the virals were shot specifically for marketing. The only thing I know that was shot for the film but used in promotion was that Crossing prologue.

Is it 100% Luke Scott didn't shoot that too? And do we know if Noomi originally shot anything beyond that?
Sounds like Covenant, like Prometheus, was butchered in the editing room.  These movies are so desperately in need to extended versions it isn't even funny. C'mon, Fox.

I hope Scott does an extended cut for Covenant like he did with The Martian, a film that didn't need it in the first place. Would be great if someone did a petition to him or Fox.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 13, 2017, 02:15:44 AM
Quote from: 0321recon on May 13, 2017, 02:06:30 AM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 13, 2017, 02:00:26 AM
Quote from: SpeedyMaxx on May 13, 2017, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 12, 2017, 08:17:03 AM
A lot of the virals were shot specifically for marketing. The only thing I know that was shot for the film but used in promotion was that Crossing prologue.

Is it 100% Luke Scott didn't shoot that too? And do we know if Noomi originally shot anything beyond that?
Sounds like Covenant, like Prometheus, was butchered in the editing room.  These movies are so desperately in need to extended versions it isn't even funny. C'mon, Fox.

I hope Scott does an extended cut for Covenant like he did with The Martian, a film that didn't need it in the first place. Would be great if someone did a petition to him or Fox.
It may be necessary to petition. They seem clueless about which versions the fans want to see.  I think they extended The Martian because it made a lot of money. But they also extended The Counselor, which didn't. In the middle are Prometheus and Exodus, which need extending but Fox and/or Scott seem unwilling.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SiL on May 13, 2017, 02:16:06 AM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 12, 2017, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 12, 2017, 06:36:42 PM

Negative review from the Evening Express:

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/ (https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/)

Characters making poor choices and too much familiarity seems to be the primary complaint here. I wonder though, for a sci-fi horror action movie, is it a bit of a low hanging fruit to pick to be critical of characters making poor judgement calls? Pretty sure that is essential for story advancement.

"Daniels: Its too good to be true."
"Oram: Yeah, f**k it. Go back to sleep guys. See you in 8 years."
Roll credits


Cause that would be it.
Easy fix: Ship is more damaged in the blast and they need to make lengthy repairs.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 13, 2017, 02:33:34 AM
Quote from: SiL on May 13, 2017, 02:16:06 AM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 12, 2017, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 12, 2017, 06:36:42 PM

Negative review from the Evening Express:

https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/ (https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/lifestyle/entertainment/film/review-alien-covenant-15/)

Characters making poor choices and too much familiarity seems to be the primary complaint here. I wonder though, for a sci-fi horror action movie, is it a bit of a low hanging fruit to pick to be critical of characters making poor judgement calls? Pretty sure that is essential for story advancement.

"Daniels: Its too good to be true."
"Oram: Yeah, f**k it. Go back to sleep guys. See you in 8 years."
Roll credits


Cause that would be it.
Easy fix: Ship is more damaged in the blast and they need to make lengthy repairs.

Fair enough. I have not seen the film but heard a review on youtube say that the paradise planet was said to be more habitable than their original destination. If that is the case, then I could maybe see the logic. Was there any explanation or just Oram decided to do it for the hell of it? There had to be some logic to it from a storytelling stand point...even if that logic is faulty. Also,
Spoiler
they initially send a scouting group yes? There is some common sense. As ill prepared as they may have been.
[close]
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpeedyMaxx on May 13, 2017, 03:01:42 AM
I would assume the original destination is not too unlike LV-426 - sandblasted, desolate land but able to be terraformed and made habitable over time. Shake and bake colony. Obviously when put next to "Paradise" the latter would be the more promising option.

It makes sense as a story conflict for Oram to jump on it and for Daniels to resist that for good reason - maybe the whole crew would be split. I don't find it an implausible character dilemma at all.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 13, 2017, 06:29:41 AM
It's also understandable why no one wanted to go back into cryo after what had happened.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SiL on May 13, 2017, 06:31:19 AM
I never had a problem with it. Oram made a fine case and Daniels was right to question it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on May 13, 2017, 08:25:50 AM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 13, 2017, 02:33:34 AMI have not seen the film but heard a review on youtube say that the paradise planet was said to be more habitable than their original destination. If that is the case, then I could maybe see the logic.

That's exactly what happens. The planet they're heading for is able to support human life, but the one they find along the way is perfect for it. They simply go to check it out, both because it's better than their intended home, and because no one wants to go back into hypersleep after
Spoiler
seeing their captain get incinerated inside his cryotube.
[close]

It all comes across as quite legitimate. Not to mention Daniels officially dissents, so it's not presented as unanimous.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: windebieste on May 13, 2017, 09:33:03 AM
Origae 6 needed terraforming - Paradise doesn't.   Not needing to engage in entire planetary scale engineering makes the decision right there.

"Hmmm...  Either we go to Origae 6 and spend the rest of our lives inside pressurised boxes while we make the air breathable; or we go and live on a planet we can walk around outside as soon as we arrive.  Should I flip a coin?"  I mean, really.  It's not a hard decision to make.

-Windebieste.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 13, 2017, 10:12:07 AM
Quote from: Citadel on May 12, 2017, 05:18:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b79aw9dZLfE

That pretty savage.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on May 13, 2017, 10:35:29 AM
I like Kermode. You only have to watch that documentary he presented to realise he's a big, big fan of the Alien films.

I don't think I disliked the film as much as him, but I agree with a lot of what he thinks.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Salt The Fries on May 13, 2017, 10:36:13 AM
I like him too, but he's pretentious AF.


Quote from: gantarat on May 12, 2017, 05:10:04 AM
Can't wait Angry Joe Review .
And I can. Because that cretin will most likely trash it. Because he's so stuck up on things / games playing out according to his internal logic that he can't take anything that removes him from comfort zone.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: reecebomb on May 13, 2017, 11:04:40 AM
Angry Joe's is a fun character, but his opinions on films are completely worthless.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 13, 2017, 11:36:42 AM
Yeah but he very big alien fan that why i want to see his review.


Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 13, 2017, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on May 13, 2017, 10:35:29 AM
I like Kermode. You only have to watch that documentary he presented to realise he's a big, big fan of the Alien films.

I don't think I disliked the film as much as him, but I agree with a lot of what he thinks.

I think Mayo compared him to a disappointed Parent.

Kermode appeared to be quite annoyed with AC, Scott, and in particular the script and plot. He's clearly invested in the canon, knows his history, and is frustrated with the direction of Prom and AC.

I'm pleased he had the strength of conviction to say his mind. Whether you like this film or not does appear to be whether you can (a) suspend disbelief at the liberties Scott has taken with the lore and (b) accept the film as a mash up of old tropes.

David may be the star of the show, but a diamond in a dung hill still stinks, at the end of the day. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 13, 2017, 01:37:30 PM
Quote from: 900SL on May 13, 2017, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on May 13, 2017, 10:35:29 AM
I like Kermode. You only have to watch that documentary he presented to realise he's a big, big fan of the Alien films.

I don't think I disliked the film as much as him, but I agree with a lot of what he thinks.


I'm pleased he had the strength of conviction to say his mind. Whether you like this film or not does appear to be whether you can (a) suspend disbelief at the liberties Scott has taken with the lore and (b) accept the film as a mash up of old tropes.


Fair assessment. That is why I think the general public will quite enjoy it and it might do pretty well at the box office. My wife falls into the camp of enjoys the series but has never been one to overanalyze it, so I will be interested to hear her opinion. For myself....I learned to accept Alien Ressurection (minus the line about Wal-Mart buying out WY, which I think may of only been the directors cut...I just cringe every time I hear that), so I have a pretty high tolerance for where they push this franchise as long as its done well.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: reecebomb on May 13, 2017, 02:16:35 PM
I wan't it to good in the box office, because i want more high budget space sci-fi horror. At the same time i also want the studios to acknowledge the fact that these movies could be a lot better than this.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 13, 2017, 04:30:35 PM
Finical Times Review:

3/5

https://www.ft.com/content/7decad40-3638-11e7-99bd-13beb0903fa3 (https://www.ft.com/content/7decad40-3638-11e7-99bd-13beb0903fa3)

KPBS review:

Very Negative

http://www.kpbs.org/news/2017/may/11/alien-covenant-lost-space/ (http://www.kpbs.org/news/2017/may/11/alien-covenant-lost-space/)

Economic Times Review:

Negative

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/alien-covenant-review-michael-fassbender-is-the-only-saving-grace/articleshow/58654372.cms (http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/panache/alien-covenant-review-michael-fassbender-is-the-only-saving-grace/articleshow/58654372.cms)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 13, 2017, 08:16:53 PM
It's a 60% film.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: NickisSmart on May 13, 2017, 08:24:22 PM
Quote from: windebieste on May 12, 2017, 04:08:05 AM

Anyway, I'll drop it in here as well, if no one minds, that is.  Here's my review on ALIEN: Covenant. (http://www.hideousplastic.com/?page_id=3002)

-Windebieste.

Nice review, Windebieste. I knew I'd enjoy reading what you had to say on the subject. :)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ilikegriping on May 13, 2017, 09:06:43 PM
Terri White (the editor of Empire Magazine) said on their always fun and engaging podcast this week that she would have given a higher rating of 4/5 stars. The official Empire review was three stars, still as they say a recommendation. She went on to remark while there were story telling flaws she felt that the film had terror and thrillls in spades. There's also a pre-recorded interview with Danny McBride.

http://www.empireonline.com/people/danny-mcbride/empire-podcast-262-danny-mcbride/

They'll have a Covenant spoiler special podcast available on their usual feed on Monday the 15th. These are usually pretty in depth and insightful as you'd expect from the Empire team. Give it a listen.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 13, 2017, 10:26:50 PM
Quote from: Ilikegriping on May 13, 2017, 09:06:43 PM
Terri White (the editor of Empire Magazine) said on their always fun and engaging podcast this week that she would have given a higher rating of 4/5 stars. The official Empire review was three stars, still as they say a recommendation. She went on to remark while there were story telling flaws she felt that the film had terror and thrillls in spades. There's also a pre-recorded interview with Danny McBride.

http://www.empireonline.com/people/danny-mcbride/empire-podcast-262-danny-mcbride/

They'll have a Covenant spoiler special podcast available on their usual feed on Monday the 15th. These are usually pretty in depth and insightful as should expect from the Empire team. Give it a listen.

Thanks! Starts at 40 min.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 14, 2017, 01:38:29 AM

A.V. Club Review:

Positive

http://www.avclub.com/review/covenant-returns-alien-its-horror-roots-255201 (http://www.avclub.com/review/covenant-returns-alien-its-horror-roots-255201)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: John73 on May 14, 2017, 03:28:22 AM
I really enjoyed that review, and it's even more impressive considering how tough the A.V. Club tend to be on films in general.  They're not always so generous in their praise.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: YutaniDitch on May 14, 2017, 03:36:11 AM
Quote from: SpeedyMaxx on May 13, 2017, 03:01:42 AM
I would assume the original destination is not too unlike LV-426 - sandblasted, desolate land but able to be terraformed and made habitable over time. Shake and bake colony. Obviously when put next to "Paradise" the latter would be the more promising option.

It makes sense as a story conflict for Oram to jump on it and for Daniels to resist that for good reason - maybe the whole crew would be split. I don't find it an implausible character dilemma at all.

Negative: the colonists on LV-426 were planet engineers, terraformers, and their families, whereas the Covenant were regular colonist couples  going to colonize an already habitable planet with Earth-like atmosphere, fauna and flora... That reminded me of the wheat nonsense...darn it... 😁
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Beardomorph on May 14, 2017, 11:26:44 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 14, 2017, 01:38:29 AM
A.V. Club Review:

Positive

http://www.avclub.com/review/covenant-returns-alien-its-horror-roots-255201 (http://www.avclub.com/review/covenant-returns-alien-its-horror-roots-255201)

That's actually a very good review, one of the few that review the movie for what it is and not for what they wish it had been.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BonesawT101 on May 14, 2017, 12:06:15 PM
Great review from someone who has clearly done their homework. The reviewer here has called upon a wide range of pop culture and literature knowledge to help him dissect Covenant. I say dissect because this article is much more of a dissection of Covenant and the many layers that make it a being all on its own, Much like ash peeling back the various organs that make the facehugger the monster we all know.

It is always refreshing reading a 'review' from someone who is well versed in the many facets of research etc that goes into creating art such as film.

I'd be very interested in reading Vishnevetsky's review of both Alien and Prometheus after reading this.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Salt The Fries on May 14, 2017, 02:43:10 PM
For me it was also a great review, because I myself noticed a huge amount of German Expressionism influence, and prominent gothic overtones, like echoes of Frankenstein, Dracula or Nosferatu. For me it defamiliarized Alien in a very good way and that's why I really liked Covenant.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 343 on May 14, 2017, 02:57:18 PM
Quote from: Beardomorph on May 14, 2017, 11:26:44 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 14, 2017, 01:38:29 AM
A.V. Club Review:

Positive

http://www.avclub.com/review/covenant-returns-alien-its-horror-roots-255201 (http://www.avclub.com/review/covenant-returns-alien-its-horror-roots-255201)

That's actually a very good review, one of the few that review the movie for what it is and not for what they wish it had been.
Exactly. i noticed that too. Many reviews complaining about what they wanted to see.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 14, 2017, 03:37:07 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 14, 2017, 02:57:18 PM
Quote from: Beardomorph on May 14, 2017, 11:26:44 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 14, 2017, 01:38:29 AM
A.V. Club Review:

Positive

http://www.avclub.com/review/covenant-returns-alien-its-horror-roots-255201 (http://www.avclub.com/review/covenant-returns-alien-its-horror-roots-255201)

That's actually a very good review, one of the few that review the movie for what it is and not for what they wish it had been.
Exactly. i noticed that too. Many reviews complaining about what they wanted to see.

we get nothing from prometheus that left beside the rise of david.

Engineer ?
Spoiler
get bombed by david
[close]
Shawn ?
Spoiler
get killed by david
[close]
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 14, 2017, 04:02:25 PM
The Guardian Review (different writer):

3/5 (mostly positive)

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/may/14/alien-covenant-review-monstrous-mashup-katherine-waterston (https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/may/14/alien-covenant-review-monstrous-mashup-katherine-waterston)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ephemer Nine on May 15, 2017, 01:45:35 PM
Review from Roger Ebert's site (by contributor Matt Zoller Seitz):

They gave it a full 4 stars (!!!) and called it the best after the fist two. I was seriously not expecting it.

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/alien-covenant-2017
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 15, 2017, 01:56:36 PM
Quote from: Ephemer Nine on May 15, 2017, 01:45:35 PM
Review from Roger Ebert's site:

They gave it a full 4 stars (!!!) and called it the best after the fist two. I was seriously not expecting it.

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/alien-covenant-2017

but review it's not from Ebert by himself (i know i know)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ephemer Nine on May 15, 2017, 02:00:06 PM
I know. I think most of us realize that, but I'll edit the post anyway.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 15, 2017, 02:00:12 PM
That's a great review, spot on for me.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Beardomorph on May 15, 2017, 02:35:58 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 15, 2017, 02:00:12 PM
That's a great review, spot on for me.

Yep, very nice read.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: MorphinTime on May 15, 2017, 04:51:56 PM
Great review. I bet Ebert would've enjoyed it on the same level, since he liked Prometheus back in 2012.

I love it when the reviwer says how Scott is the best sci-fi director since Kubrick. The guy has truly been the one to bring renewed jolt to the genre in these last few years.

And I love that people have mix feelings about Covenant. It just means there's lots of room for debate, and it's not the kind of movie that leaves zero impression on the viewer after the session. Be it negative or positive.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 15, 2017, 06:32:00 PM
Quote from: MorphinTime on May 15, 2017, 04:51:56 PM
Great review. I bet Ebert would've enjoyed it on the same level, since he liked Prometheus back in 2012.

I love it when the reviwer says how Scott is the best sci-fi director since Kubrick. The guy has truly been the one to bring renewed jolt to the genre in these last few years.

And I love that people have mix feelings about Covenant. It just means there's lots of room for debate, and it's not the kind of movie that leaves zero impression on the viewer after the session. Be it negative or positive.

That's the great thing for me, whether you like the film or not at least it prompts discussion and it has an awful lot going on within it.

It makes a nice change from the constant stream of bland super hero movies. The most I can muster when someone asks what I thought of one is it was alright, end of discussion.

We need more movies like this.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 15, 2017, 07:23:00 PM
I read nearly every review Ebert wrote during my lifetime, some of them repeatedly. I was a weird kid. Ebert loved Prometheus specifically for its ideas and themes. I think he would have docked points for obvious backtracking from the bolder ideas, for killing off a character that he liked is an unfair way, and because he found the repeated beats boring. I imagine 3-3 1/2 stars from Ebert, at most. But I'm happy that Seitz loved Covenant. Good sign.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Snake on May 15, 2017, 08:37:21 PM
It makes a nice change from the constant stream of bland super hero movies. The most I can muster when someone asks what I thought of one is it was alright, end of discussion.

We need more movies like this.
[/quote]

Couldn't agree more. I hope Ridley wants to make at least two more Alien-movies.

A king has his reign, then he dies. It is inevitable...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 15, 2017, 08:58:37 PM
Quote from: Snake on May 15, 2017, 08:37:21 PM
It makes a nice change from the constant stream of bland super hero movies. The most I can muster when someone asks what I thought of one is it was alright, end of discussion.

We need more movies like this.

Couldn't agree more. I hope Ridley wants to make at least two more Alien-movies.

A king has his reign, then he dies. It is inevitable...
[/quote]


Hoping for one more personally...not because I do not want him to make more, but with this prequel series, I am nervous Fox will not green light the next movie and we are left with an unfinished story that may or may not ever be completed.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 15, 2017, 09:12:13 PM
Fox have thrown the baby out with the bathwater.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Stolen on May 15, 2017, 09:27:07 PM
I'm really fascinated by the evolution of David and the other mysteries, I find the film better and better.
The Prometheus and Covenant diptych is very solid, many questions, many themes, many stunning scenery/sets. Both very different and equivalent.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: GQSioux on May 15, 2017, 09:29:53 PM
Ouch:

http://www.chud.com/173975/review-alien-covenant/
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 15, 2017, 10:58:33 PM

Deadline.com Review:

Positive:

http://deadline.com/2017/05/alien-covenant-review-ridley-scott-michael-fassbender-prometheus-sequel-video-1202093898/
(http://deadline.com/2017/05/alien-covenant-review-ridley-scott-michael-fassbender-prometheus-sequel-video-1202093898/)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: shawsbaby on May 16, 2017, 12:59:06 AM
Not sure if these have been posted, but negative from Vanity Fair:
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/alien-covenant-review-ridley-scott (http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/alien-covenant-review-ridley-scott)

New York Magazine had a mildly mixed, but mostly positive review but it's not online yet. I read it just now in the print edition.

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: ChrisPachi on May 16, 2017, 01:47:02 AM
QuoteWhether it be the way they deal with Noomi Rapace's character from that film's fate or the laughable mad scientist subplot, it feels like how an overzealous fan would continue the saga.

QuoteIt's a bad movie. It just is. The weird thing is, at this point it almost doesn't matter. Any Alien film is a good one on some weird masochistic level.

So much truth in the Chud review.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 343 on May 16, 2017, 06:27:19 AM
Alien Covenant holds a certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes for now.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_covenant
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: fiveways on May 16, 2017, 02:59:36 PM
Quote from: MorphinTime on May 15, 2017, 04:51:56 PM
Great review. I bet Ebert would've enjoyed it on the same level, since he liked Prometheus back in 2012.

I love it when the reviwer says how Scott is the best sci-fi director since Kubrick. The guy has truly been the one to bring renewed jolt to the genre in these last few years.

And I love that people have mix feelings about Covenant. It just means there's lots of room for debate, and it's not the kind of movie that leaves zero impression on the viewer after the session. Be it negative or positive.

I think Ebert would have had serious issues with them cashing in mystery for gore.  He was very anti that sort of thing at various points in his life (I've been watching old Siskel and Ebert reviews of Horror movies and bits on "video nasty's" and all that over the last few days).  Ebert was difficult to read when it came to genre sort of films (pretty as it is Alien is still very much a genre franchise).  He'd rant about the hopelessness and nihilism of it quite often in the 80's then give "Evil Dead 2" a huge thumbs up for being "fun".  He was a strange man that seemed constantly at odds internally (which is why he's a fun reviewer to dig into).
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 16, 2017, 05:28:32 PM

Rolling Stone Review:

Positive

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/reviews/peter-travers-alien-covenant-is-smart-scary-as-hell-w482236 (http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/reviews/peter-travers-alien-covenant-is-smart-scary-as-hell-w482236)

Vulture Review:

http://www.vulture.com/2017/05/alien-covenant-movie-review.html (http://www.vulture.com/2017/05/alien-covenant-movie-review.html)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 17, 2017, 11:28:38 AM
Very positive - New York Times


https://nyti.ms/2rpwuG3



(https://nyti.ms/2rpwuG3)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 17, 2017, 01:14:04 PM
Quote from: fiveways on May 16, 2017, 02:59:36 PM
Quote from: MorphinTime on May 15, 2017, 04:51:56 PM
Great review. I bet Ebert would've enjoyed it on the same level, since he liked Prometheus back in 2012.

I love it when the reviwer says how Scott is the best sci-fi director since Kubrick. The guy has truly been the one to bring renewed jolt to the genre in these last few years.

And I love that people have mix feelings about Covenant. It just means there's lots of room for debate, and it's not the kind of movie that leaves zero impression on the viewer after the session. Be it negative or positive.

I think Ebert would have had serious issues with them cashing in mystery for gore.  He was very anti that sort of thing at various points in his life (I've been watching old Siskel and Ebert reviews of Horror movies and bits on "video nasty's" and all that over the last few days).  Ebert was difficult to read when it came to genre sort of films (pretty as it is Alien is still very much a genre franchise).  He'd rant about the hopelessness and nihilism of it quite often in the 80's then give "Evil Dead 2" a huge thumbs up for being "fun".  He was a strange man that seemed constantly at odds internally (which is why he's a fun reviewer to dig into).

Not trying to disagree with anything you said about Ebert but I really didn't feel that covenant cashed is mystery for gore. I just didn't think it was that kind of film. I know some people are calling it a slasher film etc but it was a million miles away from that kind of film for me. I am a horror movie fanatic and although the film has some nasty moments and very dark, horror undertones, its much more subtle than the typical gore-fest. It reminded me of Hammer horror far more than video nasty.

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 17, 2017, 01:16:10 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 16, 2017, 06:27:19 AM
Alien Covenant holds a certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes for now.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_covenant

Moved up to 76 yesterday, 77 today
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: vevans0009 on May 17, 2017, 02:31:49 PM
Its certified fresh now.  I am satisfied.  ;D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 17, 2017, 04:50:05 PM
New York Times Review:

Positive

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/17/movies/alien-covenant-review-ridley-scott.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/17/movies/alien-covenant-review-ridley-scott.html)

Vox Review:

Negative

https://www.vox.com/summer-movies/2017/5/17/15612540/alien-covenant-review-fassbender-satan-paradise-lost-spoilers (https://www.vox.com/summer-movies/2017/5/17/15612540/alien-covenant-review-fassbender-satan-paradise-lost-spoilers)

Tucson.com Review:

http://tucson.com/entertainment/review-in-alien-covenant-a-return-to-gut-busting-horror/article_6852f7c7-1d61-5bac-bf9a-2c7f8bef0d94.html (http://tucson.com/entertainment/review-in-alien-covenant-a-return-to-gut-busting-horror/article_6852f7c7-1d61-5bac-bf9a-2c7f8bef0d94.html)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 17, 2017, 06:28:40 PM

http://www.sfchronicle.com/movies/article/Alien-Covenant-a-peek-into-future-11152985.php
(http://www.sfchronicle.com/movies/article/Alien-Covenant-a-peek-into-future-11152985.php)

Positive review from San Francisco Chronicle which is a surprise to me!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 343 on May 17, 2017, 06:32:50 PM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 17, 2017, 01:16:10 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 16, 2017, 06:27:19 AM
Alien Covenant holds a certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes for now.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_covenant

Moved up to 76 yesterday, 77 today
Yes, to my pleasant surprise it keeps climbing. If it stays stable i will be pleased.
curious how imdb will react when AC hits the theaters in the US.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 17, 2017, 07:45:38 PM
CNN Review:

Negative

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/17/entertainment/alien-covenant-review/ (http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/17/entertainment/alien-covenant-review/)

Richard Roeper Review:

Positive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QIXp3Qlt7A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QIXp3Qlt7A)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: shawsbaby on May 17, 2017, 10:38:36 PM
Very positive from GQ:

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/alien-covenant-review-michael-fassbender

Also quite positive from LA Times:

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/la-et-mn-alien-covenant-review-20170517-story.html
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ilikegriping on May 18, 2017, 05:18:29 AM
Pretty gripey

http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/alien-covenant
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 18, 2017, 05:32:05 AM
Fort Worth Star-Telegram

Positive

http://www.star-telegram.com/living/article150596187.html

(http://www.star-telegram.com/living/article150596187.html)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Hemi on May 18, 2017, 06:37:22 AM
Lots of good science fiction movies this summer! Me like!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 18, 2017, 03:32:08 PM
A good bit of new reviews up, mostly positive, boosting Covenant to a 78% on RT from 75% two days ago. 170 reviews so far, roughly 92% fresh with top critics.

Will be interesting to see where this settles and if the influx of positive reviews gives the box office numbers a surge beyond the prediction numbers for its debut in the United States and 53 other markets today.


Edit: down to 77%...damn you Washington Post, make a liar out of me will you!!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 19, 2017, 02:57:54 AM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 18, 2017, 03:32:08 PM
A good bit of new reviews up, mostly positive, boosting Covenant to a 78% on RT from 75% two days ago. 170 reviews so far, roughly 92% fresh with top critics.

Will be interesting to see where this settles and if the influx of positive reviews gives the box office numbers a surge beyond the prediction numbers for its debut in the United States and 53 other markets today.


Edit: down to 77%...damn you Washington Post, make a liar out of me will you!!

75% Now.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 19, 2017, 05:40:18 AM
Quote from: gantarat on May 19, 2017, 02:57:54 AM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 18, 2017, 03:32:08 PM
A good bit of new reviews up, mostly positive, boosting Covenant to a 78% on RT from 75% two days ago. 170 reviews so far, roughly 92% fresh with top critics.

Will be interesting to see where this settles and if the influx of positive reviews gives the box office numbers a surge beyond the prediction numbers for its debut in the United States and 53 other markets today.


Edit: down to 77%...damn you Washington Post, make a liar out of me will you!!

75% Now.

Yeah, I saw that. Oh well, just saw it and loved it so if the RT plummets to a 2% I don't care, this movie hit all the right notes for me.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 19, 2017, 06:23:20 AM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 19, 2017, 05:40:18 AM
Quote from: gantarat on May 19, 2017, 02:57:54 AM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 18, 2017, 03:32:08 PM
A good bit of new reviews up, mostly positive, boosting Covenant to a 78% on RT from 75% two days ago. 170 reviews so far, roughly 92% fresh with top critics.

Will be interesting to see where this settles and if the influx of positive reviews gives the box office numbers a surge beyond the prediction numbers for its debut in the United States and 53 other markets today.


Edit: down to 77%...damn you Washington Post, make a liar out of me will you!!

75% Now.

Yeah, I saw that. Oh well, just saw it and loved it so if the RT plummets to a 2% I don't care, this movie hit all the right notes for me.

Average Rating is 6.5/10 i don't think it's bad score through.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 19, 2017, 07:47:39 AM
Prometheus is 6.9.

And back down to 74 for Covenant...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 19, 2017, 08:58:56 AM
Double Toasted Review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhV2R9zu9xI&t=1232s
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 343 on May 19, 2017, 12:23:53 PM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 19, 2017, 07:47:39 AM
Prometheus is 6.9.

And back down to 74 for Covenant...
And to 73 and 6.4.

Score is now 60-40 or 50-50. 5/6 good reviews vs. 5 bad reviews. :-(
Why is that? If it will go on like this it will be 67% at the end. Still fresh, but no certified fresh anymore.
I haven't seen the film yet, but i am disappointed (in this score).  I really expected a 7,5/10 or 3,5/5. At least.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: newbeing on May 19, 2017, 12:32:24 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 19, 2017, 12:23:53 PM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 19, 2017, 07:47:39 AM
Prometheus is 6.9.

And back down to 74 for Covenant...
And to 73 and 6.4.
Score is now 60-40 or 50-50. 5 good reviews and 5 bad reviews. :-(
Why is that?
I haven't seen the film yet, but i am disappointed.  I really expected a 7,5/10 or 3,5/5. At least.

This is kind of the flaw with Rotten Tomatoes. A film that every critic rated a 6/10, which I think is the fresh cutoff, could still be a 100% fresh. It is not a good measure of quality imo.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 343 on May 19, 2017, 12:34:49 PM
Quote from: newbeing on May 19, 2017, 12:32:24 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 19, 2017, 12:23:53 PM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 19, 2017, 07:47:39 AM
Prometheus is 6.9.

And back down to 74 for Covenant...
And to 73 and 6.4.

Score is now 60-40 or 50-50. 5/6 good reviews vs. 5 bad reviews. :-(
Why is that? If it will go on like this it will be 67% at the end. Still fresh, but no certified fresh anymore.
I haven't seen the film yet, but i am disappointed (in this score).  I really expected a 7,5/10 or 3,5/5. At least.

This is kind of the flaw with Rotten Tomatoes. A film that every critic rated a 6/10, which I think is the fresh cutoff, could still be a 100% fresh. It is not a good measure of quality imo.
Yes, but that does not explain the sudden downfall from 78% to 73% and dropping.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 19, 2017, 12:45:03 PM
if you really want to see just go ! movie good or not let your decide.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 343 on May 19, 2017, 12:47:01 PM
Of course i wil go. I am an Alien-fan and will make up my own mind, but nevertheless i am disappointed...in this score.
2 different things of course. Hopefully i will like AC.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 19, 2017, 01:11:12 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 19, 2017, 12:34:49 PM
Quote from: newbeing on May 19, 2017, 12:32:24 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 19, 2017, 12:23:53 PM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 19, 2017, 07:47:39 AM
Prometheus is 6.9.

And back down to 74 for Covenant...
And to 73 and 6.4.

Score is now 60-40 or 50-50. 5/6 good reviews vs. 5 bad reviews. :-(
Why is that? If it will go on like this it will be 67% at the end. Still fresh, but no certified fresh anymore.
I haven't seen the film yet, but i am disappointed (in this score).  I really expected a 7,5/10 or 3,5/5. At least.

This is kind of the flaw with Rotten Tomatoes. A film that every critic rated a 6/10, which I think is the fresh cutoff, could still be a 100% fresh. It is not a good measure of quality imo.
Yes, but that does not explain the sudden downfall from 78% to 73% and dropping.

Eh...it may go back up or down, but still it remains fresh. It is a divisive film that is for sure, but the majority are enjoying it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 343 on May 19, 2017, 01:31:06 PM
Yes, but if it remains certified fresh? That is the question. To certified fresh or not to certified fresh. ;-)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 19, 2017, 01:36:00 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 19, 2017, 01:31:06 PM
Yes, but if it remains certified fresh? That is the question. To certified fresh or not to certified fresh. ;-)

Movies designated with the seal retain the Certified Fresh status as long as their Tomatometer remains above 70%.  The Certified Fresh designation may be held at the discretion of the Rotten Tomatoes editorial team.

https://flixster.desk.com/customer/en/portal/articles/62679-what-is-%22certified-fresh-%22
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: newbeing on May 19, 2017, 01:46:32 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 19, 2017, 12:34:49 PM
Quote from: newbeing on May 19, 2017, 12:32:24 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 19, 2017, 12:23:53 PM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 19, 2017, 07:47:39 AM
Prometheus is 6.9.

And back down to 74 for Covenant...
And to 73 and 6.4.

Score is now 60-40 or 50-50. 5/6 good reviews vs. 5 bad reviews. :-(
Why is that? If it will go on like this it will be 67% at the end. Still fresh, but no certified fresh anymore.
I haven't seen the film yet, but i am disappointed (in this score).  I really expected a 7,5/10 or 3,5/5. At least.

This is kind of the flaw with Rotten Tomatoes. A film that every critic rated a 6/10, which I think is the fresh cutoff, could still be a 100% fresh. It is not a good measure of quality imo.
Yes, but that does not explain the sudden downfall from 78% to 73% and dropping.

I think because it was just released in the US some critic reviews are still being collected, thus the fluctuation in score. I've seen ratings change for movies months after their release.

I'm guessing it will end up hanging around the 75% area.

As for what the number means, who cares? You'll formulate your own opinion. I used to be afraid that public opinion would sway my own, but really how hyped or cautious you are going into something doesn't really matter.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 343 on May 19, 2017, 02:45:43 PM
Quote from: gantarat on May 19, 2017, 01:36:00 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 19, 2017, 01:31:06 PM
Yes, but if it remains certified fresh? That is the question. To certified fresh or not to certified fresh. ;-)

Movies designated with the seal retain the Certified Fresh status as long as their Tomatometer remains above 70%.  The Certified Fresh designation may be held at the discretion of the Rotten Tomatoes editorial team.

https://flixster.desk.com/customer/en/portal/articles/62679-what-is-%22certified-fresh-%22
I know, but at this current rate with the bad reviews and it will end below 70% for sure.

Quote from: newbeing on May 19, 2017, 01:46:32 PM
I think because it was just released in the US some critic reviews are still being collected, thus the fluctuation in score. I've seen ratings change for movies months after their release.

I'm guessing it will end up hanging around the 75% area.

As for what the number means, who cares? You'll formulate your own opinion. I used to be afraid that public opinion would sway my own, but really how hyped or cautious you are going into something doesn't really matter.
I hope so, but i doubt it.

Sure, i will make my own opinion, but a good score and sales are important also. I want to see more Alien-movies in the future.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: newbeing on May 19, 2017, 03:05:59 PM


MovieBob *SPOILERS* in this one
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: YutaniDitch on May 19, 2017, 05:10:06 PM
Quote from: newbeing on May 19, 2017, 12:32:24 PM
Quote from: 343 on May 19, 2017, 12:23:53 PM
Quote from: Protozoid on May 19, 2017, 07:47:39 AM
Prometheus is 6.9.

And back down to 74 for Covenant...
And to 73 and 6.4.
Score is now 60-40 or 50-50. 5 good reviews and 5 bad reviews. :-(
Why is that?
I haven't seen the film yet, but i am disappointed.  I really expected a 7,5/10 or 3,5/5. At least.

This is kind of the flaw with Rotten Tomatoes. A film that every critic rated a 6/10, which I think is the fresh cutoff, could still be a 100% fresh. It is not a good measure of quality imo.

Actually, many of the supposedly fresh reviews have very rotten quotes... The only realistic data there is the average on top... the percentage is a decoy...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on May 19, 2017, 06:04:16 PM
I wonder what the most common!y used words in the reviews are. I feel like a lot of focus is on expectation. Prometheus was "disappointing" but "ambitious" and Covenant appears to be "satisfying" but "familiar".
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Aquarius8 on May 19, 2017, 06:46:18 PM
 :o

Just got back.  Mind Blown.  I'm still processing what happen but David is a SOB period.  I think the Prologue should of been left in the film. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 19, 2017, 06:49:28 PM
Quote from: Aquarius8 on May 19, 2017, 06:46:18 PM
:o

Just got back.  Mind Blown.  I'm still processing what happen but David is a SOB period.  I think the Prologue should of been left in the film.

Good to hear! How filled was the cinema and what kind of vibe did you get from the audience during/after the film?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Aquarius8 on May 19, 2017, 07:26:33 PM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 19, 2017, 06:49:28 PM
Quote from: Aquarius8 on May 19, 2017, 06:46:18 PM
:o

Just got back.  Mind Blown.  I'm still processing what happen but David is a SOB period.  I think the Prologue should of been left in the film.

Good to hear! How filled was the cinema and what kind of vibe did you get from the audience during/after the film?

I saw the first showing this morning.  About half full.  Honestly, "Alien" films have never been "HUGE" at the box office because they are "R-rated" horror film really.   So my expectations box office wise are to pretty much just match "Prometheus" numbers.  Basically 120 Domestic (400-500 Worldwide).   As for the film, I really liked it because I was nervous it wasn't going to be a Prometheus sequel but it really was when you see how David basically carried over from one film to the next.   I think only Bishop got multiple roles per movie outside of Ripley.   I think some people will be upset with how the Engineers were handled but I thought it was very interesting honestly.   Can't wait for "Awakening".   But the crowd I was with, there were several of screams and gasp.   And the ending has all of us like "NOOO", lol.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: iain on May 19, 2017, 08:33:24 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmI2z1vZeCM
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on May 19, 2017, 08:43:46 PM
Wow his thesis about Ridley having a massive crush on Fassbender actually has the potential to explain everything.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 19, 2017, 09:48:52 PM
As i expect joe didn't like movie.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BishopShouldGo on May 19, 2017, 09:54:45 PM
Dude that closeup of the crew picture at the end made me cringe. I actually gasped. So so so bad.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 19, 2017, 10:24:00 PM
Quote from: BishopShouldGo on May 19, 2017, 09:54:45 PM
Dude that closeup of the crew picture at the end made me cringe. I actually gasped. So so so bad.
Why?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: NickisSmart on May 19, 2017, 10:29:25 PM
Remember, guys, Angry Joe liked Terminator: Genysis. And Suicide Squad.

The point is, people in the same larger fandom of any series will like and hate different films. It's inevitable. I like the Terminator series, for example, and I liked Genysis in spots. It's not the best film in the series, but it's not the worst. So I can understand why Joe likes it, and why someone might not like it. Hell, I understand why people wouldn't like Alien or Aliens.

I think I probably get why Joe, here, dislikes Covenant: It's not what he wanted it to be. That's it. It's full of "stupid" things that, to him, don't make any sense. But look at the guy's props and costumes. He's a full-blown fan. So much room to disappoint someone who carries all that kind of expectation around with him.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BishopShouldGo on May 19, 2017, 10:45:29 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 19, 2017, 10:24:00 PM
Quote from: BishopShouldGo on May 19, 2017, 09:54:45 PM
Dude that closeup of the crew picture at the end made me cringe. I actually gasped. So so so bad.
Why?

Probably because we've seen it all over the internet by now as a marketing picture.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: shawsbaby on May 19, 2017, 11:55:12 PM
Quote from: BishopShouldGo on May 19, 2017, 10:45:29 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 19, 2017, 10:24:00 PM
Quote from: BishopShouldGo on May 19, 2017, 09:54:45 PM
Dude that closeup of the crew picture at the end made me cringe. I actually gasped. So so so bad.
Why?

Probably because we've seen it all over the internet by now as a marketing picture.

Huh. That's an odd thing to cringe at. Pretty innocuous.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 20, 2017, 02:34:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PitTXwbhx5U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PitTXwbhx5U)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 20, 2017, 04:46:22 PM
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/05/19/alien-covenant-review
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 20, 2017, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on May 20, 2017, 04:46:22 PM
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/05/19/alien-covenant-review

Good review. I am excited to see it again today with my wife and get her opinion!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 20, 2017, 09:05:26 PM
Quote from: BishopShouldGo on May 19, 2017, 10:45:29 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on May 19, 2017, 10:24:00 PM
Quote from: BishopShouldGo on May 19, 2017, 09:54:45 PM
Dude that closeup of the crew picture at the end made me cringe. I actually gasped. So so so bad.
Why?

Probably because we've seen it all over the internet by now as a marketing picture.
But that issue is obviously one attributable to your own perception I.e. it's not an issue internal to the film. It's like thinking the photos they use of the Nostromo crew in Aliens is cringe worthy because they were production stills from Alien.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: NickisSmart on May 20, 2017, 11:51:07 PM


I watched Angry Joe's so-called Angry Rant and felt compelled to supply a rant of my own...

I start talking about Joe @ 6:55.

I still have yet to see the film, but it doesn't mean I can't disagree with someone's methods for attacking a movie, right?


Joe's take on Covenant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAQGAOPu1k0&t=951s
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: windebieste on May 20, 2017, 11:56:02 PM
Oh, f**king boo-hoo brigade, go home. 

-Windebieste.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 21, 2017, 12:30:11 AM

I had my problems with the movie, but I'm not going act like a child. That video of review of Angry Joe is why I can't stand the fan community sometimes.

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Gash on May 21, 2017, 11:04:14 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 21, 2017, 12:30:11 AM

I had my problems with the movie, but I'm not going act like a child. That video of review of Angry Joe is why I can't stand the fan community sometimes.

I can't even watch it. Just the sight of him sitting there with a pulse rifle and a colonial marines helmet, with a look on his face like a petulant toddler tells me all I need to know.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BonesawT101 on May 21, 2017, 03:30:23 PM
Quote from: Gash on May 21, 2017, 11:04:14 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 21, 2017, 12:30:11 AM

I had my problems with the movie, but I'm not going act like a child. That video of review of Angry Joe is why I can't stand the fan community sometimes.
This all day long. That angry joe baffoon needs to join the circus for he is a first class clown.

I can't even watch it. Just the sight of him sitting there with a pulse rifle and a colonial marines helmet, with a look on his face like a petulant toddler tells me all I need to know.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Bilbo5000 on May 21, 2017, 04:37:53 PM
Wow!!
Never heard of this "Angry Joe" before today. Total proof that one does not need to be talented, articulated, good-looking or even be accurate to do film reviews...His video reminded me of walking into a room where someone has just farted.

I miss Rodger Ebert.  :-[

Liked Covenant, seeing it again today.  :)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Magegg on May 21, 2017, 04:39:48 PM
Angry Joe is the epithome of the opinionated, coward manchild.

I tried to watch one of his videos twice and I couldn't even make it to the third minute. And there are some other "reviewers" who are all like this. It's their opinion, but better to avoid their rambling, IMO.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 21, 2017, 05:03:12 PM
Quote from: Gash on May 21, 2017, 11:04:14 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 21, 2017, 12:30:11 AM

I had my problems with the movie, but I'm not going act like a child. That video of review of Angry Joe is why I can't stand the fan community sometimes.

I can't even watch it. Just the sight of him sitting there with a pulse rifle and a colonial marines helmet, with a look on his face like a petulant toddler tells me all I need to know.

I didn't watch it all. When said he felt "betrayed" I had to stop it there.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 21, 2017, 06:37:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klsy8PiscEw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klsy8PiscEw)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 21, 2017, 06:42:15 PM
If you wach his Alien game review (AvP 2010,Colonial Marine,Isolation) you can see why .

He pretty much Alien Fanboy.

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scree on May 21, 2017, 06:46:31 PM
I clapped, I clapped when I saw the Xenomorph because I know what that is because I remember Alien!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Salt The Fries on May 21, 2017, 06:57:26 PM
I knew Angry Retard would hate this movie. I don't think he has an emotional capacity to appreciate some of the finer, artistic touches or such amazing actors like Billy Crudup who deliver nuanced performances way beyond comprehension of typical sci-fi audience. It's not like I'm particularly defensive about this movie but I hate this guys guts with regards to so many things...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: John73 on May 22, 2017, 12:58:57 AM

http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/05/21/alien-is-dead-long-live-covenant


This is another review from Birth.Movies.Death, and it's excellent.  If you enjoyed the direction Scott took the franchise in with Covenant, you'll find much to love in this defense of the film.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 22, 2017, 01:11:55 AM
Quote from: John73 on May 22, 2017, 12:58:57 AM

http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/05/21/alien-is-dead-long-live-covenant


This is another review from Birth.Movies.Death, and it's excellent.  If you enjoyed the direction Scott took the franchise in with Covenant, you'll find much to love in this defense of the film.

Agreed to some extent. I think the Xeno still can be fresh, they just need to be more creative. As much as I enjoyed Covenant, the Xeno's were too trivial. Bring back an intelligent, calculating xeno. How much better it would of been if we got more of the standing upright and walking xeno like when he entered the bay at the end, and when it walked in, looked around, then moved back into the dark rather than charging Daniels.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 22, 2017, 02:07:58 AM
How tf the covenant at a 6.9 on IMDb?!?! The movie is soooo much better than that. Audiences these days are idiots
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 22, 2017, 02:13:49 AM

It will probably end with a 6.5 or so. The fact is a lot of fans didn't like it. Which is weird because the polls on here say otherwise. But we're a small section of a much bigger audience.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 426Buddy on May 22, 2017, 02:25:58 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 22, 2017, 02:13:49 AM

It will probably end with a 6.5 or so. The fact is a lot of fans didn't like it. Which is weird because the polls on here say otherwise. But we're a small section of a much bigger audience.

I think generally a lot of fans enjoyed it actually. However people who dislike something are usually more vocal and create more noise.

I've already seen posters say Ridley should kill himself and that if you liked the CG you must be 14. Who wants to post anything postitive after reading something like that?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 22, 2017, 02:34:55 AM
I changed my score to a 10 on imdb just to help the average bc.... yeesh. Ridley can't win anymore.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 22, 2017, 02:36:21 AM
Quote from: 426Buddy on May 22, 2017, 02:25:58 AM
Quote from: echobbase79 on May 22, 2017, 02:13:49 AM

It will probably end with a 6.5 or so. The fact is a lot of fans didn't like it. Which is weird because the polls on here say otherwise. But we're a small section of a much bigger audience.

I think generally a lot of fans enjoyed it actually. However people who dislike something are usually more vocal and create more noise.

I've already seen posters say Ridley should kill himself and that if you liked the CG you must be 14. Who wants to post anything postitive after reading something like that?

Seriously ?

also YoVideogames  Review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I8nEOT4qH8&t=1s
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on May 22, 2017, 02:47:01 AM

Here's a couple of AICN reviews. Harry seemed to really dig it!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/77873 (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/77873)

Quint's Review. I haven't read this one yet.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/77852 (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/77852)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Mr. Forest on May 22, 2017, 02:56:52 AM
Quote from: salomonj on May 22, 2017, 02:07:58 AM
How tf the covenant at a 6.9 on IMDb?!?! The movie is soooo much better than that. Audiences these days are idiots
Also has a 6.9 on RT from audiences.  And the CinemaScore is at a B, which isn't good for that site.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 22, 2017, 02:59:21 AM
Quote from: Hennex Forest on May 22, 2017, 02:56:52 AM
Quote from: salomonj on May 22, 2017, 02:07:58 AM
How tf the covenant at a 6.9 on IMDb?!?! The movie is soooo much better than that. Audiences these days are idiots
Also has a 6.9 on RT from audiences.  I wonder what the CineScore will be.

Sent from my SM-N920V using Tapatalk

64 not 69

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_covenant

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Mr. Forest on May 22, 2017, 03:03:24 AM
Quote from: gantarat on May 22, 2017, 02:59:21 AM
Quote from: Hennex Forest on May 22, 2017, 02:56:52 AM
Quote from: salomonj on May 22, 2017, 02:07:58 AM
How tf the covenant at a 6.9 on IMDb?!?! The movie is soooo much better than that. Audiences these days are idiots
Also has a 6.9 on RT from audiences.  I wonder what the CineScore will be.

Sent from my SM-N920V using Tapatalk

64 not 69

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_covenant
And I just recently checked it this weekend.  Thanks for for the heads up there.

It's going to end up getting a rotten audience score on RT.

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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 22, 2017, 03:05:03 AM
Found some reviews.

http://thefilmexperience.net/blog/2017/5/21/review-alien-covenant.html

http://www.haaretz.com/life/film/.premium-1.790802

http://www.tweaktown.com/reviews/8190/alien-covenant-movie-review/index.html
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 22, 2017, 04:09:33 AM
I just don't understand what people disliked about this movie. How is King Arthur Legend of the Sword scored higher? Im so confused, A:C was wayyyyyyyyyy better than that disaster.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 22, 2017, 04:28:48 AM
Quote from: salomonj on May 22, 2017, 04:09:33 AM
I just don't understand what people disliked about this movie. How is King Arthur Legend of the Sword scored higher? Im so confused, A:C was wayyyyyyyyyy better than that disaster.

Audiences Score: 78%

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/king_arthur_legend_of_the_sword/
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 22, 2017, 04:33:14 AM
Quote from: gantarat on May 22, 2017, 04:28:48 AM
Quote from: salomonj on May 22, 2017, 04:09:33 AM
I just don't understand what people disliked about this movie. How is King Arthur Legend of the Sword scored higher? Im so confused, A:C was wayyyyyyyyyy better than that disaster.

Audiences Score: 78%

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/king_arthur_legend_of_the_sword/
Yeah and Covvie is only at 65
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on May 22, 2017, 05:12:34 AM
Quote from: salomonj on May 22, 2017, 04:09:33 AM
I just don't understand what people disliked about this movie. How is King Arthur Legend of the Sword scored higher? Im so confused, A:C was wayyyyyyyyyy better than that disaster.
Primarily because the films will appeal to a different kind of audience. I'd hazard a guess that many going to see a King Arthur movie will be less concerned with narrative, historical accuracy, originality  etc. Whereas an Alien film has more expectation to be x, y or z.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: skull-splitter on May 22, 2017, 09:32:42 AM
The Good:
-Shots
-David/Walter
-Themes
-Open ending
-Baddy wins for a change
The Bad:
-If you thought that Prometheus had a stupid crew, buckle up
-Writing is all over the place
-Basically a retelling of Alien but worse
-Creating more plotholes (or should I say questions?) than it seems to solve

I hoped this to be more. Then again, I don't consider Scott to be godlike like some people here do, and this is no different. With some minor edits to the script this would've been so much better...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scree on May 22, 2017, 04:44:43 PM
This review really cracked me up. Pure gold.  :D

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 23, 2017, 11:04:23 AM
That was a funny review  :laugh: sadly its accurate from what I gather, I am still not sure whethet to go see it or wait for it to come out on bluray.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 23, 2017, 11:58:42 AM
72% now

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_covenant
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 23, 2017, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Scree on May 22, 2017, 04:44:43 PM
This review really cracked me up. Pure gold.  :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXWpVzfZJdg

Great stuff! ;D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 23, 2017, 05:04:07 PM
What piece does David play at the end of the movie? I'm trying to find the sheet music...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: oduodu on May 23, 2017, 05:09:37 PM
how much should covenant be taking  to ensure awakening gets made?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 23, 2017, 05:23:43 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 23, 2017, 11:04:23 AM
That was a funny review  :laugh: sadly its accurate from what I gather, I am still not sure whethet to go see it or wait for it to come out on bluray.

That so called 'review' was total garbage. Go and see the film and make your own mind up, you never know you might actually like it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BonesawT101 on May 23, 2017, 05:35:20 PM
Quote from: salomonj on May 23, 2017, 05:04:07 PM
What piece does David play at the end of the movie? I'm trying to find the sheet music...
Entry of the gods into valhalla from das rheingold.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 23, 2017, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 23, 2017, 05:23:43 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 23, 2017, 11:04:23 AM
That was a funny review  :laugh: sadly its accurate from what I gather, I am still not sure whethet to go see it or wait for it to come out on bluray.

That so called 'review' was total garbage. Go and see the film and make your own mind up, you never know you might actually like it.

Garbage? Actually a lot what's said in that review is true. Sad but true.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 23, 2017, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 23, 2017, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 23, 2017, 05:23:43 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 23, 2017, 11:04:23 AM
That was a funny review  :laugh: sadly its accurate from what I gather, I am still not sure whethet to go see it or wait for it to come out on bluray.

That so called 'review' was total garbage. Go and see the film and make your own mind up, you never know you might actually like it.

Garbage? Actually a lot what's said in that review is true. Sad but true.

I disagree and that's not a review, it's moronic, disrespectful and deeply unfunny
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 23, 2017, 05:53:17 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 23, 2017, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 23, 2017, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 23, 2017, 05:23:43 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 23, 2017, 11:04:23 AM
That was a funny review  :laugh: sadly its accurate from what I gather, I am still not sure whethet to go see it or wait for it to come out on bluray.

That so called 'review' was total garbage. Go and see the film and make your own mind up, you never know you might actually like it.

Garbage? Actually a lot what's said in that review is true. Sad but true.

I disagree and that's not a review, it's moronic, disrespectful and deeply unfunny

Because you disagree with it it doesn't mean it's not review. It's review but odd one. I agree with it. It's funny and yes, it's disrespectful because Covenant as a movie is disrespectful towards Alien universe.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: salomonj on May 23, 2017, 06:00:35 PM
Quote from: BonesawT101 on May 23, 2017, 05:35:20 PM
Quote from: salomonj on May 23, 2017, 05:04:07 PM
What piece does David play at the end of the movie? I'm trying to find the sheet music...
Entry of the gods into valhalla from das rheingold.
Thanks you. I new it started with "Entry of the gods into..." but my mind kept saying "valyria" from game of thrones.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 23, 2017, 06:02:20 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 23, 2017, 05:53:17 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 23, 2017, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: Ingwar on May 23, 2017, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 23, 2017, 05:23:43 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on May 23, 2017, 11:04:23 AM
That was a funny review  :laugh: sadly its accurate from what I gather, I am still not sure whethet to go see it or wait for it to come out on bluray.

That so called 'review' was total garbage. Go and see the film and make your own mind up, you never know you might actually like it.

Garbage? Actually a lot what's said in that review is true. Sad but true.

I disagree and that's not a review, it's moronic, disrespectful and deeply unfunny

Because you disagree with it it doesn't mean it's not review. It's review but odd one. I agree with it. It's funny and yes, it's disrespectful because Covenant as a movie is disrespectful towards Alien universe.

It's not a review because it doesn't offer any meaningful critique of the film not because I disagree with it. It's disrespectful to Ridley Scott because it suggests he has no integrity and Covenant isn't disrespectful to The alien universe. You didn't like it, that's fine I have no problem with that at all but I did and I'm a fan too, unfortunately you didn't get the film you wanted but that doesn't mean the film is disrespectful.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 23, 2017, 10:58:45 PM
Whether or not I will like the film is a moot point, the continuity errors in regard to the Alien life-cycle and especially the Lope scene is sticking out like a sore thumb for me personally, I take contuinity regarding the Alien lore probably a little too seriously thus I get irritated more than most when contradictions to the lore happen, especially when it is now done by Ridley Scott, the original director who should have known better than to follow in the footsteps of AVP.
One of my biggest gripes about the AVP movies were due to liberties taken with the lore. So while I may enjoy this movie, I probably won't be able to forgive those errors. Its the same with Alien 3, I like that movie but the magic egg thing sticks out so much that I was on the fence when there was going to be a continuity reset by Alien 5.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 24, 2017, 04:46:32 AM
71% now

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_covenant
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on May 24, 2017, 07:45:44 AM
Its going like a count down  :laugh:
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on May 24, 2017, 08:25:17 AM
Sinking ship :)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: cucuchu on May 24, 2017, 09:47:42 PM
Express elevator to hell, going down!!!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Evanus on May 24, 2017, 10:32:21 PM
Seems to be back at 72% now.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: monkeylove on May 25, 2017, 03:01:19 AM
"'Alien: Covenant' Bursts with Pomposity"

QuoteWhat Scott delivers in "Alien: Covenant" is the simulacrum of seriousness without the sense of self-conscious silliness, a grim earnestness that's reinforced by a thudding, grandiose aesthetic that utterly lacks originality. His movie offers no release of laughter or wonder. Rather, Scott is a dour minister who preaches in heavy and sludgy rhetoric, posing commonplace conundrums as grand philosophical ponderings.

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/alien-covenant-bursts-with-pomposity

"'Alien: Covenant' and the Too-Many-Monsters Problem"

QuoteDecades on, the faces of the men and women aboard the Nostromo—many of them wearied and worn, played by actors as distinctive as Harry Dean Stanton and Yaphet Kotto—are stamped on the memory, and the same goes for the grunts in "Aliens," among them the late Bill Paxton. Three days after seeing the new movie, however, I've already forgotten who stayed on the Covenant and who disembarked to scout the strange terrain.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/05/29/alien-covenant-and-the-too-many-monsters-problem
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on May 25, 2017, 08:08:51 AM
Quote from: cucuchu on May 24, 2017, 09:47:42 PMExpress elevator to hell, going down!!!

Something pretty drastic (and unrealistic) would have to happen for that to be true.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 25, 2017, 05:39:00 PM
Alachia disses it.

'I just don't get how Weyland Yutani keep employing the dumbest people..'

'The Script just sucks'

:D

You tell 'em, girl.

Not a happy bunny. C+ or 6/10
.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: RidgeTop on May 25, 2017, 08:38:52 PM
^ Was just about to post that. I really enjoyed her review.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: oduodu on May 25, 2017, 08:58:35 PM
At the 6 minute mark and "script sucks crew are idiots"

15 rewrites 4 people hired to write the script. ...........and stilll

How's this possible. ?

I dumbfounded. No LIndelof

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: gantarat on May 26, 2017, 01:48:05 AM
go down 71% again

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_covenant




Cinemassacre Review

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Magegg on May 27, 2017, 01:21:12 PM
The Cinemassacre guys know right :)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: NickisSmart on May 27, 2017, 02:32:47 PM
I liked their review quite a bit. Not much in the ways of mudslinging. Just some fairly straightforward and honest points.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:23:00 AM
Why are most people saying the crew was made up of idiots? I know the whole looking directly into an androids genetically created egg is a little dumb but other than that what was the issue?  Oh yes and the no helmets that is a little weird but doesn't bother me too much.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:23:00 AM
Why are most people saying the crew was made up of idiots? I know the whole looking directly into an androids genetically created egg is a little dumb but other than that what was the issue?  Oh yes and the no helmets that is a little weird but doesn't bother me too much.

Well, for starters, Tennessee wanting and actually risking the lives of 2000 colonists just to try to save his wife who started shooting shotguns next to high explosive containers... Or the medic that retreated in fear of a tiny creature she could have killed easily with the knife before it even got outta its embryonic sack... Or Oram who follows David blindly after having threatened it just minutes before... I could go on and on... 😉
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:54:12 AM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:23:00 AM
Why are most people saying the crew was made up of idiots? I know the whole looking directly into an androids genetically created egg is a little dumb but other than that what was the issue?  Oh yes and the no helmets that is a little weird but doesn't bother me too much.

Well, for starters, Tennessee wanting to risk the lives of 2000 colonists just to try to save his wife who started shooting shotguns next to high explosive containers... Or the medic that retreated in fear of a tiny creature she could have killed easily with the knife before it even got outta its embryonic sack... Or Oram who follows David blindly after just ha big threatened him minutes before... I could go on and on... 😉

I completely forgot about Tennessee doing that, I've only seen the film once, but that did bother me hahaha.  As for his wife and the medic Karine, I would say their decisions are justified in the fact that they could not have thought rationally under those circumstances.  I mean in the matter of an hour everything around them went to hell and they saw someone vomit up blood and violently convulse only to have a creature break through his back.  Seeing that could make anyone act irrationally so I don't really see their decisions as being on the same level of bad/dumb as Tennessee or Oram.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 08:32:02 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:54:12 AM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:23:00 AM
Why are most people saying the crew was made up of idiots? I know the whole looking directly into an androids genetically created egg is a little dumb but other than that what was the issue?  Oh yes and the no helmets that is a little weird but doesn't bother me too much.

Well, for starters, Tennessee wanting to risk the lives of 2000 colonists just to try to save his wife who started shooting shotguns next to high explosive containers... Or the medic that retreated in fear of a tiny creature she could have killed easily with the knife before it even got outta its embryonic sack... Or Oram who follows David blindly after just ha big threatened him minutes before... I could go on and on... 😉

I completely forgot about Tennessee doing that, I've only seen the film once, but that did bother me hahaha.  As for his wife and the medic Karine, I would say their decisions are justified in the fact that they could not have thought rationally under those circumstances.  I mean in the matter of an hour everything around them went to hell and they saw someone vomit up blood and violently convulse only to have a creature break through his back.  Seeing that could make anyone act irrationally so I don't really see their decisions as being on the same level of bad/dumb as Tennessee or Oram.

I would risk the lives of 2000 colonists for my wife, no question.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Salt The Fries on May 28, 2017, 09:12:57 AM
But it was established that T had the tendency to f**k the authority before. Plus him wanting to bring the ship closer to the planet was questioned by both MUTHUR and Upworth. Why do people ignore that?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 09:26:50 AM
Quote from: Salt The Fries on May 28, 2017, 09:12:57 AM
But it was established that T had the tendency to f**k the authority before. Plus him wanting to bring the ship closer to the planet was questioned by both MUTHUR and Upworth. Why do people ignore that?

Because they didn't like the film, which is fine, but then feel the need to nitpick tiny little non issues like this. It's no different to the vickers/shaw running in a straight line non issue. Yet they give films like Aliens a free pass for simular things. It is tiresome.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 11:59:17 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:54:12 AM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:23:00 AM
Why are most people saying the crew was made up of idiots? I know the whole looking directly into an androids genetically created egg is a little dumb but other than that what was the issue?  Oh yes and the no helmets that is a little weird but doesn't bother me too much.

Well, for starters, Tennessee wanting to risk the lives of 2000 colonists just to try to save his wife who started shooting shotguns next to high explosive containers... Or the medic that retreated in fear of a tiny creature she could have killed easily with the knife before it even got outta its embryonic sack... Or Oram who follows David blindly after just ha big threatened him minutes before... I could go on and on... 😉

I completely forgot about Tennessee doing that, I've only seen the film once, but that did bother me hahaha.  As for his wife and the medic Karine, I would say their decisions are justified in the fact that they could not have thought rationally under those circumstances.  I mean in the matter of an hour everything around them went to hell and they saw someone vomit up blood and violently convulse only to have a creature break through his back.  Seeing that could make anyone act irrationally so I don't really see their decisions as being on the same level of bad/dumb as Tennessee or Oram.

But Oram's wife was already backing away with the knife way before she knew what it was... We have Daniels and Walter seeing that David cut his hair EXACTLY like Walter and suspected nothing... Daniels saw David not healing and suspected nothing... And Tennessee's wife knew nothing about quarantine procedures since she was sprayed with that guy's blood so she should be inside with Oram's wife as well... The medic hugging the infected guy... They truly were morons...


Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 08:32:02 AM
I would risk the lives of 2000 colonists for my wife, no question.

Great sense of responsibility and duty there, mate... Usually, common sense and logic state the other way around, you sacrifice the few for the many...😁😜


Quote from: Salt The Fries on May 28, 2017, 09:12:57 AM
But it was established that T had the tendency to f**k the authority before. Plus him wanting to bring the ship closer to the planet was questioned by both MUTHUR and Upworth. Why do people ignore that?

Actually, you never got that from the actual movie before he did what he did, but from promo clips that never made the theatrical version... I would compare it with the Return of the King scene where the Witchking is saying to Gothmog he would break Gandalf, referring to a scene that never made the theatrical version but only the extended one... Tennessee was never defined in the theatrical as a rebellious crewmate, one who defied authority or standard operating procedures until he just did... And MU-TH-UR alone should have prevented it especially since the payload was far more important than just a few lives... But we are talking about the obvious reason why you should never have wives or girlfriends in positions like those... Commanders are supposed to be logical and responsible... He certainly was not... I know that with Oram and Daniels off ship, he was in charge, but that decision was as dumb, irresponsible and wreckless as they come... And his crewmates ought to have him removed from command the moment he decided to do it and ignore their remarks entirely...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 12:50:13 PM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 11:59:17 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:54:12 AM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:23:00 AM
Why are most people saying the crew was made up of idiots? I know the whole looking directly into an androids genetically created egg is a little dumb but other than that what was the issue?  Oh yes and the no helmets that is a little weird but doesn't bother me too much.

Well, for starters, Tennessee wanting to risk the lives of 2000 colonists just to try to save his wife who started shooting shotguns next to high explosive containers... Or the medic that retreated in fear of a tiny creature she could have killed easily with the knife before it even got outta its embryonic sack... Or Oram who follows David blindly after just ha big threatened him minutes before... I could go on and on... 😉

I completely forgot about Tennessee doing that, I've only seen the film once, but that did bother me hahaha.  As for his wife and the medic Karine, I would say their decisions are justified in the fact that they could not have thought rationally under those circumstances.  I mean in the matter of an hour everything around them went to hell and they saw someone vomit up blood and violently convulse only to have a creature break through his back.  Seeing that could make anyone act irrationally so I don't really see their decisions as being on the same level of bad/dumb as Tennessee or Oram.

But Oram's wife was already backing away with the knife way before she knew what it was... We have Daniels and Walter seeing that David cut his hair EXACTLY like Walter and suspected nothing... Daniels saw David not healing and suspected nothing... And Tennessee's wife knew nothing about quarantine procedures since she was sprayed with that guy's blood so she should be inside with Oram's wife as well... The medic hugging the infected guy... They truly were morons...


Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 08:32:02 AM
I would risk the lives of 2000 colonists for my wife, no question.

Great sense of responsibility and duty there, mate... Usually, common sense and logic state the other way around, you sacrifice the few for the many...😁😜


Quote from: Salt The Fries on May 28, 2017, 09:12:57 AM
But it was established that T had the tendency to f**k the authority before. Plus him wanting to bring the ship closer to the planet was questioned by both MUTHUR and Upworth. Why do people ignore that?

Actually, you never got that from the actual movie before he did what he did, but from promo clips that never made the theatrical version... I would compare it with the Return of the King scene where the Witchking is saying to Gothmog he would break Gandalf, referring to a scene that never made the theatrical version but only the extended one... Tennessee was never defined in the theatrical as a rebellious crewmate, one who defied authority or standard operating procedures until he just did... And MU-TH-UR alone should have prevented it especially since the payload was far more important than just a few lives... But we are talking about the obvious reason why you should never have wives or girlfriends in positions like those... Commanders are supposed to be logical and responsible... He certainly was not... I know that with Oram and Daniels off ship, he was in charge, but that decision was as dumb, irresponsible and wreckless as they come... And his crewmates ought to have him removed from command the moment he decided to do it and ignore their remarks entirely...

Peoples emotions do not centre around logic. Human beings are not mr Spock. None of the behaviours you have referenced are unrealistic in anyway. You may believe you'd react differently but that doesn't mean everybody else would.

Risking the colonists lives is of course irrrespinsible but I simply could not and would not leave my loved ones to die. It was a calculated risk he believed worth taking. You could pick Holes like this in just about every film ever made if you wanted to.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on May 28, 2017, 05:12:47 PM
The only character decision issue I had with the film was with Oram following David to the eggs. Up until that point, he didn't do anything daft. He was in the position of power and he was getting what he wanted - answers.

Tennessee doesn't actually take the ship into the storm. He takes it thousands of feet above it. It's still risky but he's concerned about his wife and aside from some EM damage, nothing actually happened.

In regards to David and his hair, if I was on my own all that time I'd let myself go. One of the first things I'd do when I returned to some semblance of civilization would be to groom again. It's one of those little things that ADF tidies up in the novelization and acknowledges.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 05:28:52 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 12:50:13 PM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 11:59:17 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:54:12 AM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:23:00 AM
Why are most people saying the crew was made up of idiots? I know the whole looking directly into an androids genetically created egg is a little dumb but other than that what was the issue?  Oh yes and the no helmets that is a little weird but doesn't bother me too much.

Well, for starters, Tennessee wanting to risk the lives of 2000 colonists just to try to save his wife who started shooting shotguns next to high explosive containers... Or the medic that retreated in fear of a tiny creature she could have killed easily with the knife before it even got outta its embryonic sack... Or Oram who follows David blindly after just ha big threatened him minutes before... I could go on and on... 😉

I completely forgot about Tennessee doing that, I've only seen the film once, but that did bother me hahaha.  As for his wife and the medic Karine, I would say their decisions are justified in the fact that they could not have thought rationally under those circumstances.  I mean in the matter of an hour everything around them went to hell and they saw someone vomit up blood and violently convulse only to have a creature break through his back.  Seeing that could make anyone act irrationally so I don't really see their decisions as being on the same level of bad/dumb as Tennessee or Oram.

But Oram's wife was already backing away with the knife way before she knew what it was... We have Daniels and Walter seeing that David cut his hair EXACTLY like Walter and suspected nothing... Daniels saw David not healing and suspected nothing... And Tennessee's wife knew nothing about quarantine procedures since she was sprayed with that guy's blood so she should be inside with Oram's wife as well... The medic hugging the infected guy... They truly were morons...


Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 08:32:02 AM
I would risk the lives of 2000 colonists for my wife, no question.

Great sense of responsibility and duty there, mate... Usually, common sense and logic state the other way around, you sacrifice the few for the many...😁😜


Quote from: Salt The Fries on May 28, 2017, 09:12:57 AM
But it was established that T had the tendency to f**k the authority before. Plus him wanting to bring the ship closer to the planet was questioned by both MUTHUR and Upworth. Why do people ignore that?

Actually, you never got that from the actual movie before he did what he did, but from promo clips that never made the theatrical version... I would compare it with the Return of the King scene where the Witchking is saying to Gothmog he would break Gandalf, referring to a scene that never made the theatrical version but only the extended one... Tennessee was never defined in the theatrical as a rebellious crewmate, one who defied authority or standard operating procedures until he just did... And MU-TH-UR alone should have prevented it especially since the payload was far more important than just a few lives... But we are talking about the obvious reason why you should never have wives or girlfriends in positions like those... Commanders are supposed to be logical and responsible... He certainly was not... I know that with Oram and Daniels off ship, he was in charge, but that decision was as dumb, irresponsible and wreckless as they come... And his crewmates ought to have him removed from command the moment he decided to do it and ignore their remarks entirely...

Peoples emotions do not centre around logic. Human beings are not mr Spock. None of the behaviours you have referenced are unrealistic in anyway. You may believe you'd react differently but that doesn't mean everybody else would.

Risking the colonists lives is of course irrrespinsible but I simply could not and would not leave my loved ones to die. It was a calculated risk he believed worth taking. You could pick Holes like this in just about every film ever made if you wanted to.

Actually, the only reason the Covenant ship managed to enter that ionosphere was plot conveniences... That ship would have been toasted and two thousand souls lost... Again, he is not just a crew member, he is the captain when Oram and Danielis are off ship... It would be more likely that the forgettable co-pilot and her forgettable boyfriend would mutiny before risking so many lives for just the few... That and MU-TH-UR overriding his commands and setting the ship on auto pilot outta there... Plot conveniences, nothing more... Realistically, this selfish, incompetent, reprehensible retard would be in the ship's brick for that... And those two retarded crewmen are as irresponsible as he was... And duty supersedes emotions, ESPECIALLY for someone in charge of two thousand lives... That is why these pilots and crewmen are usually of military background: they follow orders without question, even when their loved ones are at risk... That is the discipline but even though the colonists are supposed to be couples, why the hell were the security personnel, crew and pilots with their counterparts as well...? That is a blatant violation of military code, and an obvious potential menace to the integrity of the orders and chain of command should trouble rise... And this movie shows very well why there should not be couples in crews... They make irrational decisions that could and would jeopardize people if this was real and not a movie... And boy, they truly are irrational from start to finish... And Tennessee's wife, also a pilot, should be far more mentally prepared than she clearly was... She was in space, in another, unknown world that could have lots of indigenous wildlife that could kill them, and the first time crap hits the fan, she becomes hysterical and making all idiotic decisions...? These people are SUPPOSED to be prepared, trained to endure all kinds of stress... That is how real astronauts are trained... These guys are more moronic and hysterical than drunk hillbillies... First and foremost, these guys are trained astronauts and most even military or with military background.,, No, it is not believable in the slightest astronauts with military training would go all Lambert... They are not mere blue collar workers.. I am sure Dallas had military background, and surely Ripley was from the Air Force, the usual source of astronauts and pilots... All militarily trained... 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Salt The Fries on May 28, 2017, 06:18:35 PM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 05:28:52 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 12:50:13 PM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 11:59:17 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:54:12 AM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:23:00 AM
Why are most people saying the crew was made up of idiots? I know the whole looking directly into an androids genetically created egg is a little dumb but other than that what was the issue?  Oh yes and the no helmets that is a little weird but doesn't bother me too much.

Well, for starters, Tennessee wanting to risk the lives of 2000 colonists just to try to save his wife who started shooting shotguns next to high explosive containers... Or the medic that retreated in fear of a tiny creature she could have killed easily with the knife before it even got outta its embryonic sack... Or Oram who follows David blindly after just ha big threatened him minutes before... I could go on and on... 😉

I completely forgot about Tennessee doing that, I've only seen the film once, but that did bother me hahaha.  As for his wife and the medic Karine, I would say their decisions are justified in the fact that they could not have thought rationally under those circumstances.  I mean in the matter of an hour everything around them went to hell and they saw someone vomit up blood and violently convulse only to have a creature break through his back.  Seeing that could make anyone act irrationally so I don't really see their decisions as being on the same level of bad/dumb as Tennessee or Oram.

But Oram's wife was already backing away with the knife way before she knew what it was... We have Daniels and Walter seeing that David cut his hair EXACTLY like Walter and suspected nothing... Daniels saw David not healing and suspected nothing... And Tennessee's wife knew nothing about quarantine procedures since she was sprayed with that guy's blood so she should be inside with Oram's wife as well... The medic hugging the infected guy... They truly were morons...


Quote from: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 08:32:02 AM
I would risk the lives of 2000 colonists for my wife, no question.

Great sense of responsibility and duty there, mate... Usually, common sense and logic state the other way around, you sacrifice the few for the many...😁😜


Quote from: Salt The Fries on May 28, 2017, 09:12:57 AM
But it was established that T had the tendency to f**k the authority before. Plus him wanting to bring the ship closer to the planet was questioned by both MUTHUR and Upworth. Why do people ignore that?

Actually, you never got that from the actual movie before he did what he did, but from promo clips that never made the theatrical version... I would compare it with the Return of the King scene where the Witchking is saying to Gothmog he would break Gandalf, referring to a scene that never made the theatrical version but only the extended one... Tennessee was never defined in the theatrical as a rebellious crewmate, one who defied authority or standard operating procedures until he just did... And MU-TH-UR alone should have prevented it especially since the payload was far more important than just a few lives... But we are talking about the obvious reason why you should never have wives or girlfriends in positions like those... Commanders are supposed to be logical and responsible... He certainly was not... I know that with Oram and Daniels off ship, he was in charge, but that decision was as dumb, irresponsible and wreckless as they come... And his crewmates ought to have him removed from command the moment he decided to do it and ignore their remarks entirely...

Peoples emotions do not centre around logic. Human beings are not mr Spock. None of the behaviours you have referenced are unrealistic in anyway. You may believe you'd react differently but that doesn't mean everybody else would.

Risking the colonists lives is of course irrrespinsible but I simply could not and would not leave my loved ones to die. It was a calculated risk he believed worth taking. You could pick Holes like this in just about every film ever made if you wanted to.

Actually, the only reason the Covenant ship managed to enter that ionosphere was plot conveniences... That ship would have been toasted and two thousand souls lost... Again, he is not just a crew member, he is the captain when Oram and Danielis are off ship... It would be more likely that the forgettable co-pilot and her forgettable boyfriend would mutiny before risking so many lives for just the few... That and MU-TH-UR overriding his commands and setting the ship on auto pilot outta there... Plot conveniences, nothing more... Realistically, this selfish, incompetent, reprehensible retard would be in the ship's brick for that... And those two retarded crewmen are as irresponsible as he was... And duty supersedes emotions, ESPECIALLY for someone in charge of two thousand lives... That is why these pilots and crewmen are usually of military background: they follow orders without question, even when their loved ones are at risk... That is the discipline but even though the colonists are supposed to be couples, why the hell were the security personnel, crew and pilots with their counterparts as well...? That is a blatant violation of military code, and an obvious potential menace to the integrity of the orders and chain of command should trouble rise... And this movie shows very well why there should not be couples in crews... They make irrational decisions that could and would jeopardize people if this was real and not a movie... And boy, they truly are irrational from start to finish... And Tennessee's wife, also a pilot, should be far more mentally prepared than she clearly was... She was in space, in another, unknown world that could have lots of indigenous wildlife that could kill them, and the first time crap hits the fan, she becomes hysterical and making all idiotic decisions...? These people are SUPPOSED to be prepared, trained to endure all kinds of stress... That is how real astronauts are trained... These guys are more moronic and hysterical than drunk hillbillies... First and foremost, these guys are trained astronauts and most even military or with military background.,, No, it is not believable in the slightest astronauts with military training would go all Lambert... They are not mere blue collar workers.. I am sure Dallas had military background, and surely Ripley was from the Air Force, the usual source of astronauts and pilots... All militarily trained... 
aaaaand? your point is? Dallas made nothing but bad decisions throughout the whole film...It's just he appeared manly and that's all. But that didn't make him any more competent.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 07:24:07 PM


Actually, the only reason the Covenant ship managed to enter that ionosphere was plot conveniences... That ship would have been toasted and two thousand souls lost... Again, he is not just a crew member, he is the captain when Oram and Danielis are off ship... It would be more likely that the forgettable co-pilot and her forgettable boyfriend would mutiny before risking so many lives for just the few... That and MU-TH-UR overriding his commands and setting the ship on auto pilot outta there... Plot conveniences, nothing more... Realistically, this selfish, incompetent, reprehensible retard would be in the ship's brick for that... And those two retarded crewmen are as irresponsible as he was... And duty supersedes emotions, ESPECIALLY for someone in charge of two thousand lives... That is why these pilots and crewmen are usually of military background: they follow orders without question, even when their loved ones are at risk... That is the discipline but even though the colonists are supposed to be couples, why the hell were the security personnel, crew and pilots with their counterparts as well...? That is a blatant violation of military code, and an obvious potential menace to the integrity of the orders and chain of command should trouble rise... And this movie shows very well why there should not be couples in crews... They make irrational decisions that could and would jeopardize people if this was real and not a movie... And boy, they truly are irrational from start to finish... And Tennessee's wife, also a pilot, should be far more mentally prepared than she clearly was... She was in space, in another, unknown world that could have lots of indigenous wildlife that could kill them, and the first time crap hits the fan, she becomes hysterical and making all idiotic decisions...? These people are SUPPOSED to be prepared, trained to endure all kinds of stress... That is how real astronauts are trained... These guys are more moronic and hysterical than drunk hillbillies... First and foremost, these guys are trained astronauts and most even military or with military background.,, No, it is not believable in the slightest astronauts with military training would go all Lambert... They are not mere blue collar workers.. I am sure Dallas had military background, and surely Ripley was from the Air Force, the usual source of astronauts and pilots... All militarily trained... 
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aaaaand? your point is? Dallas made nothing but bad decisions throughout the whole film...It's just he appeared manly and that's all. But that didn't make him any more competent.
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Of course they are plot conveniences, isn't everything?

Dallas made decisions he shouldn't have as captain. Ripley went back for a CAT!!! and later a little girl she'd known a few hours. The so called elite colonial marines, who had military training, behaved like drunk hillbillies with no dicipline as soon as they enter a combat situation and they left the ship totally unmanned.

You could pick holes like this in any film, including the true classics. You don't like the film and that's fine but these are still silly criticisms.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 08:52:02 PM
Quote from: Salt The Fries on May 28, 2017, 06:18:35 PM
aaaaand? your point is? Dallas made nothing but bad decisions throughout the whole film...It's just he appeared manly and that's all. But that didn't make him any more competent.

Dallas only made one 'mistake': following company orders, ya know, his employer, regarding Ash having the final say about Kane and the Xeno... Enlighten me as to which mistakes he made that are even remotely comparable to Tennessee willing to sacrifice 2000 colonists just in the off chance he would be capable of saving his hysterical wife...
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on May 28, 2017, 09:34:42 PM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 08:52:02 PM
Quote from: Salt The Fries on May 28, 2017, 06:18:35 PM
aaaaand? your point is? Dallas made nothing but bad decisions throughout the whole film...It's just he appeared manly and that's all. But that didn't make him any more competent.

Dallas only made one 'mistake': following company orders, ya know, his employer, regarding Ash having the final say about Kane and the Xeno... Enlighten me as to which mistakes he made that are even remotely comparable to Tennessee willing to sacrifice 2000 colonists just in the off chance he would be capable of saving his hysterical wife...

He was pretty happy to break quarantine protocols when Kane got face hugged wasn't he? Some captain that is according to your views.

And no way on earth would you have got me in those ventilation ducts..... unless it was to save my wife of course!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: sourdumpling on May 29, 2017, 03:12:51 AM
Quote from: YutaniDitch on May 28, 2017, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Space7Horror on May 28, 2017, 03:23:00 AM
Why are most people saying the crew was made up of idiots? I know the whole looking directly into an androids genetically created egg is a little dumb but other than that what was the issue?  Oh yes and the no helmets that is a little weird but doesn't bother me too much.

Well, for starters, Tennessee wanting and actually risking the lives of 2000 colonists just to try to save his wife who started shooting shotguns next to high explosive containers... Or the medic that retreated in fear of a tiny creature she could have killed easily with the knife before it even got outta its embryonic sack... Or Oram who follows David blindly after having threatened it just minutes before... I could go on and on... 😉

T himself said in a video that he was surprised that the company let him join the mission. so i guess he is not exactly the professional type of pilot or maybe even had some minor criminal records, like stealing or fighting whatsoever. however, the videos that every crew members made were not shown in the film, i guess that's why the characters are not fully built, because not everyone will go online and search for these extra materials.   
my theory is that since this is a initial colonist mission, most of the guys who get the chance chance to participate are those who kinda fxxed up on earth, even the crew members might be mingled with professionals and ordinary guys (with related background and after training of course). the company planned to sent the elites after 20 or 30 years, after everything is settled on the planet.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: reecebomb on May 30, 2017, 12:22:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NcoMYH77Y&feature=youtu.be

Fun review imo


Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on May 30, 2017, 04:55:45 PM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 30, 2017, 12:22:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NcoMYH77Y&feature=youtu.be

Fun review imo

That's very funny and bang on the nail.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Ingwar on Jun 01, 2017, 10:46:38 AM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 30, 2017, 12:22:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NcoMYH77Y&feature=youtu.be

Fun review imo

Stupid review. Someone who doesn't understand the flute scene is an utter idiot. This guy didn't understand it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on Jun 01, 2017, 11:58:58 AM
Quote from: Ingwar on Jun 01, 2017, 10:46:38 AM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 30, 2017, 12:22:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NcoMYH77Y&feature=youtu.be

Fun review imo

Stupid review. Someone who doesn't understand the flute scene is an utter idiot. This guy didn't understand it.

It's a recorder, not a flute.. 

irony :D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Kerrod33 on Jun 01, 2017, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: 900SL on Jun 01, 2017, 11:58:58 AM
Quote from: Ingwar on Jun 01, 2017, 10:46:38 AM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 30, 2017, 12:22:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NcoMYH77Y&feature=youtu.be

Fun review imo

Stupid review. Someone who doesn't understand the flute scene is an utter idiot. This guy didn't understand it.

It's a recorder, not a flute.. 

irony :D

The recorder is a member of the internal duct flutes  8)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 900SL on Jun 01, 2017, 12:22:45 PM
Quote from: Kerrod33 on Jun 01, 2017, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: 900SL on Jun 01, 2017, 11:58:58 AM
Quote from: Ingwar on Jun 01, 2017, 10:46:38 AM
Quote from: reecebomb on May 30, 2017, 12:22:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NcoMYH77Y&feature=youtu.be

Fun review imo

Stupid review. Someone who doesn't understand the flute scene is an utter idiot. This guy didn't understand it.


It's a recorder, not a flute.. 

irony :D

The recorder is a member of the internal duct flutes  8)

I learn something new every day here. Cheers!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Magegg on Jun 01, 2017, 02:41:14 PM
To be true... yes!

Mel Brooks could do a one-by-scene remake of Covenant changing only about 15% of the content of the scene and it could perfectly work as an Alien parody film  :D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: OmegaZilla on Jun 01, 2017, 11:53:53 PM
Quote from: Magegg on Jun 01, 2017, 02:41:14 PM
To be true... yes!

Mel Brooks could do a one-by-scene remake of Covenant changing only about 15% of the content of the scene and it could perfectly work as an Alien parody film  :D
Someone MUST put the Benny Hill theme playing over the backburster scene, sped up a bit
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on Jun 07, 2017, 06:12:32 PM
John Kenneth Muir has his review up on his blog, reflectionsonfilmandtelevision.blogspot.com. He's a big time author of books on genre fiction. Terrific insight and perspective. I agree completely with his assessments of Covenant and Prometheus. I recommend interested Alien fans select the Alien-themed posts by clicking on the link on the right hand of the page. Muir does epic, in depth reviews of the entire series, plus a response to criticism of Prometheus where he responds point by point to common complaints. Its enough to keep you reading all day long, and his insight is virtually peerless.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Salt The Fries on Jun 07, 2017, 07:06:47 PM
Quote from: Protozoid on Jun 07, 2017, 06:12:32 PM
John Kenneth Muir has his review up on his blog, reflectionsonfilmandtelevision.blogspot.com. He's a big time author of books on genre fiction. Terrific insight and perspective. I agree completely with his assessments of Covenant and Prometheus. I recommend both reviews.
I know this guy. He's quite well-known.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BigDaddyJohn on Jun 09, 2017, 12:23:59 AM
Also, what I don't understand is why david took only two facehuggers at the end... At the end of the day it's only two xenos, big deal... You don't infect the rest of the columnists with only two facehuggers, neither do you wipe out humanity with that, or create a perfect world full of creatures
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Monstuh on Jun 09, 2017, 01:40:38 AM
Quote from: BigDaddyJohn on Jun 09, 2017, 12:23:59 AM
Also, what I don't understand is why david took only two facehuggers at the end... At the end of the day it's only two xenos, big deal... You don't infect the rest of the columnists with only two facehuggers, neither do you wipe out humanity with that, or create a perfect world full of creatures

Judging from all the tinkering David did in his ten years, I have a feeling that he knows how to sabotage the human embryos before they mature. Doesn't mean they will all be xenomorphs, but I have a feeling if he has both species in their infancy, he can make some bastard creation.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on Jun 09, 2017, 08:29:59 AM
Perhaps one is a Queen?! Dun, dun, dun!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BigDaddyJohn on Jun 09, 2017, 05:16:15 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Jun 09, 2017, 08:29:59 AM
Perhaps one is a Queen?! Dun, dun, dun!

Haha coming from good ol'Ridley I wouldn't be surprised !
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: The Cruentus on Jun 10, 2017, 11:17:04 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Jun 09, 2017, 08:29:59 AM
Perhaps one is a Queen?! Dun, dun, dun!

That is if the rumors of Ridley not considering anything after Alien canon are untrue, otherwise he is not going to use a concept that was not part of his plan.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 426Buddy on Jun 10, 2017, 12:27:30 PM
Quote from: The Cruentus on Jun 10, 2017, 11:17:04 AM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Jun 09, 2017, 08:29:59 AM
Perhaps one is a Queen?! Dun, dun, dun!

That is if the rumors of Ridley not considering anything after Alien canon are untrue, otherwise he is not going to use a concept that was not part of his plan.

I think those are rumors are untrue more or less. I believe Scott has said in the past that he liked aliens and the queen. If anything the the actual film seems to make the idea of the queen more plausible considering a goo wasp was used to help create the creature. I didnt see anything in Covenant that made me think scott wanted to retcon aliens out of existence, i think thats more something the internet has conconcted  and spread. ( scott is asked about the queen in an interview and he completly avoids the question. But this is ridley scott, a man known for gibberish, contradictory, and nonsensical interviews.)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: acidreign on Jun 14, 2017, 12:10:14 AM
This is pretty interesting:

http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/06/13/film-crit-hulk-smash-ridley-scott-cinemas-underrated-weirdo
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Protozoid on Jun 14, 2017, 12:54:36 AM
Quote from: acidreign on Jun 14, 2017, 12:10:14 AM
This is pretty interesting:

http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/06/13/film-crit-hulk-smash-ridley-scott-cinemas-underrated-weirdo
Yes, it was. It was pretty balanced, overall, too. I like Ridley's work a little more than Hulk does, but his observations are very valid. Reminds me that no matter how disappointed I am with Covenant, there are twenty other Ridley Scott movies I can go back and appreciate. Time to see White Squall and Black Rain again. Still, I'm surprised Hulk loved Covenant. I expected him to explain beat by beat why the story didn't work, then say overall that Ridley's weirdness saved it. But no, he thought the script was functionally great! Wow.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Bad Replicant on Jun 14, 2017, 01:58:18 AM
Quote from: FILM CRIT HULK
No one thinks about Ridley Scott as a weirdo.

Well, he's gotten that wrong right off the bat. :P

Great read.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: stroggificated on Jun 17, 2017, 08:46:54 PM


...and so am I either.


but before you even start, here is what he liked about it, so enjoy:

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BonesawT101 on Jun 20, 2017, 07:14:59 AM
Not sure if this counts as a review, but I really enjoyed this article and I'd highly recommend

http://www.audienceseverywhere.net/david-modern-frankenstein-romantic-analysis-alien-covenant/
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: RidgeTop on Jun 21, 2017, 04:15:40 AM
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: echobbase79 on Aug 09, 2017, 05:22:58 PM

That guy in the review above kind of looks like a fanboy version of Hallett from Covenant.

As for his review, to each his own. I think if the end of the film would've been handled better, a lot of fans would've been more forgiving of the film. I mean the Alien shows up kills a few people and then dies. Worst of all, none of the scenes were scary.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Aug 17, 2017, 11:21:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NcoMYH77Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1NcoMYH77Y)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPh_I8zDipg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPh_I8zDipg)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Aug 17, 2017, 12:01:35 PM
Getting a bit tired of youtube reviewers who bash anything that isn't 'Aliens'.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Rudiger on Aug 17, 2017, 12:17:59 PM
Quote from: Scorpio on Aug 17, 2017, 12:01:35 PM
Getting a bit tired of youtube reviewers who bash anything that isn't 'Aliens'.

Getting a bit tired of youtube reviewers full-stop.

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on Aug 17, 2017, 12:37:53 PM
Quote from: Rudiger on Aug 17, 2017, 12:17:59 PM
Quote from: Scorpio on Aug 17, 2017, 12:01:35 PM
Getting a bit tired of youtube reviewers who bash anything that isn't 'Aliens'.

Getting a bit tired of youtube reviewers full-stop.

Agreed, its not about whether I share the view or not, they just aren't very good at the 'reviewing' bit. Plus they ain't great at comedy most of the time either.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Aug 17, 2017, 12:42:52 PM
There is a place for film criticism, but no one ever built a statue of a critic.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Aug 17, 2017, 12:45:06 PM
Quote from: SM on Aug 17, 2017, 12:42:52 PM
There is a place for film criticism, but no one ever built a statue of a critic.

(https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/ebert.jpeg?w=720&quality=85)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Rudiger on Aug 17, 2017, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on Aug 17, 2017, 12:37:53 PM
Agreed, its not about whether I share the view or not, they just aren't very good at the 'reviewing' bit. Plus they ain't great at comedy most of the time either.

Not very smart either  ;)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on Aug 17, 2017, 01:07:01 PM
Quote from: Rudiger on Aug 17, 2017, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: Jonesy1974 on Aug 17, 2017, 12:37:53 PM
Agreed, its not about whether I share the view or not, they just aren't very good at the 'reviewing' bit. Plus they ain't great at comedy most of the time either.

Not very smart either  ;)

:laugh:
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Alionic on Aug 17, 2017, 10:08:33 PM
Quote from: Scorpio on Aug 17, 2017, 12:01:35 PM
Getting a bit tired of youtube reviewers who bash anything that isn't 'Aliens'.

An understatement.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Aug 17, 2017, 10:11:41 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Android on Aug 17, 2017, 12:45:06 PM
Quote from: SM on Aug 17, 2017, 12:42:52 PM
There is a place for film criticism, but no one ever built a statue of a critic.

(https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/ebert.jpeg?w=720&quality=85)

Somehow I knew there would be a statue of him somewhere... :laugh:
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on Sep 23, 2017, 08:27:32 AM
Quote from: Scorpio on Aug 17, 2017, 12:01:35 PM
Getting a bit tired of youtube reviewers who bash anything that isn't 'Aliens'.
The thing you have to ask yourself is what kind of human sputum would upload their diatribes to youtube in the first place? Regardless of wether opinions align at some point, pretty much all the bloggers I've ever seen are so self absorbed in trying to justify their existence, that any intellectual/logical critique is secondary to the urge to show their face and talk to camera. They like believing they are the stars of their own show.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Sep 23, 2017, 08:47:22 AM
But they are.

They're no different to any other sort of film review - it's just able to be created by anyone and not just someone who writes for a paper or has their own movie show.

'Human sputum' is some champagne hyperbole though - you should create your own Youtube videos.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Alien³ on Sep 23, 2017, 09:32:55 AM
I create my own youtube videos and have a lot of fun doing so.

Never been called sputum before. :D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on Sep 23, 2017, 08:27:53 PM
Quote from: SM on Sep 23, 2017, 08:47:22 AM
But they are.

They're no different to any other sort of film review - it's just able to be created by anyone and not just someone who writes for a paper or has their own movie show.

'Human sputum' is some champagne hyperbole though - you should create your own Youtube videos.
The difference, I suppose, is the difference between say a pilot earning their living flying an aircraft, and someone who sits on a chair in their bedroom, wearing goggles, and shouting 'whoosh' at their reflection in a mirror.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Sep 23, 2017, 10:03:16 PM
I woulda the difference is years of training versus a camera and internet connection and an opinion.

The main issue here is 'people are saying things I don't agree with!!!!!'
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Hemi on Sep 26, 2017, 11:02:05 AM
Maybe they believe they can change the world or something. Maybe they think that the producers are watching.  Maybe they think they can be a star and earn lots of money making these vids.

Pleb-magnets. That's all they are. Giant PLEB-MAGNETS!

Why people even post these in replies is beyond me. I NEVER clicked on one EVER. Those people remind me of Tim:

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mostimpressive.nl%2Fwatch.jpg&hash=7c69c125070d44102d794e31f062a87393deb358)

What ripley said... x 1.000
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Sep 26, 2017, 11:27:05 AM
Quote from: Hemi on Sep 26, 2017, 11:02:05 AMWhy people even post these in replies is beyond me. I NEVER clicked on one EVER.

So just because it's something you don't like, they are of no value whatsoever...

Sure.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Sep 26, 2017, 11:35:57 AM
Quote from: Hemi on Sep 26, 2017, 11:02:05 AM
Maybe they believe they can change the world or something. Maybe they think that the producers are watching.  Maybe they think they can be a star and earn lots of money making these vids.

Pleb-magnets. That's all they are. Giant PLEB-MAGNETS!

Why people even post these in replies is beyond me. I NEVER clicked on one EVER. Those people remind me of Tim:

http://www.mostimpressive.nl/watch.jpg

What ripley said... x 1.000

Times 1?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Sep 26, 2017, 11:45:43 AM
Europeans use dots for commas in long numbers and commas for decimal points.

And yes, I know the UK is technically Europe, but I mean mainland Europe :P
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Sep 26, 2017, 11:58:10 AM
That's not at all confusing.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Sep 26, 2017, 02:27:05 PM
No worse than that time I hired a rental car in America and discovered the pumps at the fuel stations are black for diesel and green for petrol. i.e. The exact opposite of the UK. Same colours, other way around. Because confusing those wouldn't be bad for the car.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Sep 26, 2017, 04:13:12 PM
I love the direction this thread took: People using the internet to post their opinion about how people shouldn't post their opinions on the internet.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on Sep 26, 2017, 05:23:03 PM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Sep 26, 2017, 02:27:05 PM
No worse than that time I hired a rental car in America and discovered the pumps at the fuel stations are black for diesel and green for petrol. i.e. The exact opposite of the UK. Same colours, other way around. Because confusing those wouldn't be bad for the car.

The fact that they drive on the wrong side of the road should already have given you pause.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Darth Vile on Sep 26, 2017, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Android on Sep 26, 2017, 04:13:12 PM
I love the direction this thread took: People using the internet to post their opinion about how people shouldn't post their opinions on the internet.
I'm not sure anyone is challenging the right to voice an opinion. However, having an opinion, and publishing it on-line, doesn't automatically make it immune to critique when others disagree. It obviously works both ways.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Sep 26, 2017, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on Sep 26, 2017, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Android on Sep 26, 2017, 04:13:12 PM
I love the direction this thread took: People using the internet to post their opinion about how people shouldn't post their opinions on the internet.
I'm not sure anyone is challenging the right to voice an opinion.

Quote from: Darth Vile on Sep 23, 2017, 08:27:32 AM
The thing you have to ask yourself is what kind of human sputum would upload their diatribes to youtube in the first place? Regardless of wether opinions align at some point, pretty much all the bloggers I've ever seen are so self absorbed in trying to justify their existence, that any intellectual/logical critique is secondary to the urge to show their face and talk to camera. They like believing they are the stars of their own show.

::)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Hemi on Sep 27, 2017, 11:09:38 AM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Sep 26, 2017, 11:27:05 AM
Quote from: Hemi on Sep 26, 2017, 11:02:05 AMWhy people even post these in replies is beyond me. I NEVER clicked on one EVER.

So just because it's something you don't like, they are of no value whatsoever...

Sure.

Again, why people even post these in replies is beyond me.<--

Quote from: HuDaFuK on Sep 26, 2017, 02:27:05 PM
No worse than that time I hired a rental car in America and discovered the pumps at the fuel stations are black for diesel and green for petrol. i.e. The exact opposite of the UK. Same colours, other way around. Because confusing those wouldn't be bad for the car.

Mainland EU also Black for diesel and green for petrol. :-)

UK is the land of weirdo's...that's all... ;-)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Sep 27, 2017, 11:11:55 AM
You drive on the right side.

We drive on the correct side.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Sep 27, 2017, 12:02:19 PM
Quote from: Hemi on Sep 27, 2017, 11:09:38 AMMainland EU also Black for diesel and green for petrol. :-)

I know, I've driven in Europe several times and it's exactly the same as in the UK.

It's America where it's the opposite way around.

EDIT: Lol, just realised I mis-typed in my first post. It's green for diesel in the US and black for petrol. It's f*cking confusing even without being there!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on Sep 27, 2017, 02:11:29 PM
Quote from: Darth Vile on Sep 23, 2017, 08:27:32 AM
Quote from: Scorpio on Aug 17, 2017, 12:01:35 PM
Getting a bit tired of youtube reviewers who bash anything that isn't 'Aliens'.
The thing you have to ask yourself is what kind of human sputum would upload their diatribes to youtube in the first place? Regardless of wether opinions align at some point, pretty much all the bloggers I've ever seen are so self absorbed in trying to justify their existence, that any intellectual/logical critique is secondary to the urge to show their face and talk to camera. They like believing they are the stars of their own show.

First thing, chill out with the derogatory comments. Second, it's not different to forums or Facebook or etc. There are people whose thoughts maybe valued and people whose are not. It's just a different avenue.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 on Sep 27, 2017, 04:54:46 PM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Sep 27, 2017, 12:02:19 PM
It's green for diesel in the US and black for petrol. It's f*cking confusing even without being there!

*gas  :P
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Sep 27, 2017, 05:02:23 PM
Oh, bollocks to you :laugh:

I ain't no damn Yankee!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SuicideDoors on Oct 17, 2017, 03:32:41 PM
For those interested, Covenant now holds the prestige of being one of only a few films to have lost its Rotten Tomatoes seal of approval. It's plummeted to the 60's. I hope Fox takes note; I know it's not rocket science but the film did below average at the box office because the response was average. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: genocyber on Nov 11, 2017, 12:08:03 AM
-So tell us Ridley, what is this new Alien film about?
>It's going to be great. It will have David quoting poetry, David playing the flute, David creating the xenomorphs, David impersonating another android, and of course David wins at the end.
-But it's an Alien movie, shouldn't it have aliens in it?
>Shit, you're right. i guess we will have to put in a scene or two in the last half hour of the film
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Dec 22, 2017, 12:50:00 PM
Film critics are starting to sum up their best/worst of the year lists. Alien: Covenant made it into two lists already:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyvE7PBwyxs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyvE7PBwyxs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noE8frxkEV8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noE8frxkEV8)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: D88M on Dec 22, 2017, 01:17:50 PM
nah is way too competently made to be considered one of the worst of the year, and too serious flaws to consider it one of the best, is more like a big MEH
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Space7Horror on Dec 25, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
It is definitely not one of the worst movies of the year, it has flaws but is no where near the worst. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: reecebomb on Dec 25, 2017, 05:21:29 PM
It's not The worst,  but it's easily in the top 10 worst of the year. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Dec 26, 2017, 12:52:32 PM
I don't think it's a bad film outside of my personal thoughts. I definitely wouldn't put it in a worst list. I didn't even mind the Mummy and I loved King Arthur so I'm probably not the best gauge mind you.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Dec 26, 2017, 09:08:11 PM
Incoming list #3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syFy7jsUxcw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syFy7jsUxcw)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Space7Horror on Dec 26, 2017, 10:36:21 PM
The reason most people are putting it on their lists is because they are mad at what happened in the movie, kind of like the Last Jedi.  It's hard to please every fan and everyone has a right to their opinion, I just don't agree it belongs on the worst list because other movies suck on so many more levels.  I agree with it being a disappointment for people but its not nearly as bad as people make it out to be.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: PsyKore on Dec 26, 2017, 10:54:14 PM
No, it is the worst, and Paranoid Android has all the YouTube videos to prove it. :laugh:
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Dec 26, 2017, 11:10:28 PM
I'd be looking forward to '10 Worst Youtube Review Channels' if 'Everything Wrong With...' didn't take all 10 spots.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Dec 26, 2017, 11:14:21 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen Covenant apologists throw around ad-hominems whenever they've seen a post or a review they disagreed with, I'd be the one owning Fox right now instead of Disney.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: PsyKore on Dec 27, 2017, 01:19:02 AM
Quote from: Paranoid Android on Dec 26, 2017, 11:14:21 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen Covenant apologists throw around ad-hominems whenever they've seen a post or a review they disagreed with, I'd be the one owning Fox right now instead of Disney.

No need for name-calling, mate. :laugh:
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Dec 28, 2017, 08:16:29 AM
Quote from: Paranoid Android on Dec 26, 2017, 11:14:21 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen Covenant apologists throw around ad-hominems whenever they've seen a post or a review they disagreed with, I'd be the one owning Fox right now instead of Disney.

If I had a nickel for every time somebody complained about Hicks and Newt dying in Alien 3, screw Fox, I'd be owning Disney right now.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on Dec 28, 2017, 09:01:07 AM
Quote from: Paranoid Android on Dec 26, 2017, 11:14:21 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen Covenant apologists throw around ad-hominems whenever they've seen a post or a review they disagreed with, I'd be the one owning Fox right now instead of Disney.

How about neither side results to same thing and you'll have a happy administrator. Come-on ladies and gents, we're supposed to be adults here. There's no need for attacking each other and if it does happen, then please report the posts.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: skhellter on Dec 29, 2017, 06:37:40 PM
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/12/29/priscillas-top-twenty-one-movies-of-2017

Covenant is in this best of the year list.

(https://i.gyazo.com/a29de018fffdf21517e6f98f44421d71.png)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Jan 02, 2018, 12:12:39 PM
In what way did it clarify Prometheus? It pretty much threw that film out from the get go.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 03, 2018, 09:47:09 PM
My biggest issue with A:C (and PROM) is the non-Alien movie structure. I'm not talking about the story structure etc., I'm talking about how the prequels aren't bound to the here-and-now real-time principle, i.e. I'm referring to flashbacks and the memories of certain characters. In the original Alien movies everything enveloped in front of our eyes and thus we, the audience, had to put the pieces together. I shrouded everything off the screen in mystery. We didn't get to see what caused the Derelict to crash, or get to see some emotional memory of Ripley and her daughter Amanda etc. Everything proceeded chronologically within a set time frame.

A:C (and PROM) on the other hand is peppered with these offshoots (especially referring to the extended cut), which makes it all feel less immersive and "real", but most of all less mysterious and enigmatic.

If I would have edited A:C I would have cut the intro scene with Weyland and David, and I would have cut the bombardment scene of the Engineer capital as well. The content of both scenes could have been told in a different way and with different story devices.

For example, the mausoleum of charred disfigured humanoid figures would've been much more eerie if we didn't get to see what happened to them. Did David really kill them all or did he land on a planet already devoid of organic (meat) life, except for the remnants of black goo organisms? If he didn't kill them, then how long ago did this holocaust happen to the engineers on the planet?

I have other gripes with A:C (for example the totally off-character scenes where the cast go all Rambo Hollywood movie - yes I'm talking about the ridiculously stupid flying barge/crane fight - the most idiotic Alien move action scene and sequence EVER - it's almost AVP:R stupid!).
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 03, 2018, 10:20:57 PM
I have to disagree with that, Ripley going into the hive alone with a pulse rifle/flamethrower is Rambo, not Daniels swinging underneath a spaceship.

Flashback scenes are good, because the prequels have a different structure, they explore themes and characters to a greater depth.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Alionic on Jan 03, 2018, 10:52:07 PM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 03, 2018, 09:47:09 PM
If I would have edited A:C I would have cut the intro scene with Weyland and David,

Holy shit, no. This is easily one of the best parts of the movie, and it ties into the film's ending really well.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 12:17:21 AM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 03, 2018, 10:20:57 PM
I have to disagree with that, Ripley going into the hive alone with a pulse rifle/flamethrower is Rambo, not Daniels swinging underneath a spaceship.

I disagree.

The hive scene in ALIENS comes off as plausible compared to the Matrixesque stunts that happen in the crane/barge scene. Even the Powerloader vs. Queen fight (which I used to consider to be the silliest and stupidest scene and concept in any of the original movies) seems grounded in reality compared to the CGI fest in A:C. At least there is a believable progression and story arc leading to Rambo Ripley in the end of ALIENS. The behavior of the characters in A:C once they get on that barge just change completely and all the character development, tension, atmosphere and buildup were thrown out the window. That scene is just horrendous and absolutely stupid and completely unnecessary and superfluous. One could easily cut it and it would actually improve the movie tenfold as we would then just have been dealing with one Xenomorph - the one born from Oram somehow got on board the barge unnoticed and then started wrecking havoc on the Covenant. It would've turned the Xenomorph into a more potent threat for one and not some stupid beast that mistake a crane for some massive jawed creature to throw itself at.


QuoteFlashback scenes are good, because the prequels have a different structure, they explore themes and characters to a greater depth.

Flashback scenes also break the immersion of "realism" and direct the audience's way of thinking. The original movies were straightforward but had a lot of thematic dept, as well layers thanks to magnificent acting (especially ALIEN and A3), without having to write you on the nose about whatever quasi-philosophical conundrum or trope the director and writers had in mind - it was more up to the viewer to care, decide and interpret. The original movies gave you the impression of reality, cold harsh and godless, a void of meaninglessness, nothing even closely resembling to super heroes or demi-gods. The cold echoing darkness of space and the business-as-usual of man kind. The whole Weyland the Super Visionary just gets sillier and sillier every time I watch PROM and A:C, especially in combination with these bald Greek sculpturesque super human Von Daniken creator god giants and David android feeling oddly cartoony and completely out of place despite Fasbender's great acting skills.

Anyways. Flashbacks don't work in Alien movies. Then on the other hands these are prequels and a different series, but if they are aiming to connect with the originals the next entry better not drop any flashbacks.

Despite all of this criticism I kind of like A:C for what it is even though it doesn't feel anything like an Alien movie to me. In fact, the movie is enjoyable all up until the "classic" Xenomorph enters the fray as the creature simply doesn't belong in the movie and the parallel universe presented to us in PROM and A:C.


Quote from: Alionic on Jan 03, 2018, 10:52:07 PM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 03, 2018, 09:47:09 PM
If I would have edited A:C I would have cut the intro scene with Weyland and David,

Holy shit, no. This is easily one of the best parts of the movie, and it ties into the film's ending really well.

Yes, the intro scene and the ending scene tie up perfectly - i.e. they are self-satisfactory and are just there to serve each other (artistic/storytelling masturbation if you want), but they don't help out the movie when looking at it in the scope I presented in my original post.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 04, 2018, 12:33:24 AM
The flashback in AvP was one of the few highlights.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Alionic on Jan 04, 2018, 12:35:01 AM
LOL "Matrixesque" stunts? I must have missed the bullet time and superman flying bits. This post of yours is even more hyperbolic and hysterical than your last one.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 12:58:10 AM
Quote from: SM on Jan 04, 2018, 12:33:24 AM
The flashback in AvP was one of the few highlights.

True that. But I was referring to the Alien movies in my original post and not any of the spin-off AVP ones.


Quote from: Alionic on Jan 04, 2018, 12:35:01 AM
LOL "Matrixesque" stunts? I must have missed the bullet time and superman flying bits. This post of yours is even more hyperbolic and hysterical than your last one.

Hyperbole or not - if you're going to focus on my choice of words and way of writing rather than the content then I don't see the point in the two of us continuing replying back and forth.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 01:17:42 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 12:17:21 AM

At least there is a believable progression and story arc leading to Rambo Ripley in the end of ALIENS. The behavior of the characters in A:C once they get on that barge just change completely and all the character development, tension, atmosphere and buildup were thrown out the window.

It's the same arc as Aliens really, traumatised woman turns into superhero.

QuoteIt would've turned the Xenomorph into a more potent threat for one and not some stupid beast that mistake a crane for some massive jawed creature to throw itself at.

It being a stupid beast is the point, that's like complaining about the Neomorph's behaviour.  We haven't gotten to the fully fledged Xenomorphs yet.






QuoteFlashback scenes also break the immersion of "realism" and direct the audience's way of thinking.

That's your problem right there, you were expecting the tone of the original movies.  Prometheus and Covenant are not aiming for realism, in the same way as Alien was. 
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Alionic on Jan 04, 2018, 01:23:34 AM
Edit: Never mind.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 03:32:14 AM
"Not real xenomorph" Card - Power 5000, can be used to counter any card.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Kurai on Jan 04, 2018, 04:31:59 AM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 01:17:42 AM
It's the same arc as Aliens really, traumatised woman turns into superhero.

To be fair, we actually get to see a bit of development and foreshadowing for the scene in Aliens, what with Hicks, the tracker, Ripley steadily building up a clear maternal bond with Newt.
The only real superpower Ripley showed was super luck that she didn't run into more Aliens prior to reaching the Queen's chamber, and that was already developed anyhow with most of them probably being dead already thanks to the various other encounters. She really didn't perform any super-heroics, normal heroics sure but no super stuff.

Quote from: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 03:32:14 AM
"Not real xenomorph" Card - Power 5000, can be used to counter any card.

It was just like a few hours old though, so cut it some slack. :P
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 04:49:11 AM
A few hours in Covenant is years in Alien years. 1 Alien year is like 27 doggy years.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 04, 2018, 04:52:13 AM
QuoteShe really didn't perform any super-heroics, normal heroics sure but no super stuff.

Neither Ripley nor Daniels do anything super-heroic.

It wasn't luck that left the nest empty in Aliens; they were still attacking the colony.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Jan 04, 2018, 05:22:06 AM
Quote from: Alionic on Jan 04, 2018, 12:35:01 AM
LOL "Matrixesque" stunts? I must have missed the bullet time and superman flying bits. This post of yours is even more hyperbolic and hysterical than your last one.
Is it?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/rMqATphxhApW0/giphy.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/n0kOVYh.gif)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Alionic on Jan 04, 2018, 05:25:12 AM
AVP did have bullet time facehuggers, I'll give you that.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 05:26:21 AM
I agree the film isn't any better for the lander scene. Cutting that out and giving us one Xeno and an extended third act would have been my choice.

Edit: there is another solution if you keep that scene, put the neomorph on the lander instead.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: OpenMaw on Jan 04, 2018, 05:52:29 AM
Quote from: Alionic on Jan 04, 2018, 05:25:12 AM
AVP did have bullet time facehuggers, I'll give you that.

And when it comes up I feel I have to repeat myself. The biggest failing of AVP, more than anything else, are these awful choices by Anderson. All of the goofy-ass slow-mo should never have even been there.


Quote from: SM on Jan 04, 2018, 04:52:13 AM
Neither Ripley nor Daniels do anything super-heroic.

Welllll.... I think the way a lot of her acrobatic shit is portrayed comes off a little on the side of Marvelish... They could have done a lot of the same things they did, but filmed them in a more grounded, gripping, way. Like making Daniels look far more like she's hanging on for dear life and getting winded.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 04, 2018, 06:03:40 AM
What acrobatic stuff was she doing?  Tennessee hits a dome and she falls over, then slides over the side.  Then later on she falls over the side again, and manages to run a few steps on the ground when the ship gets low.  All the hanging over the side didn't require her to use her physical strength to do so - which would've been bordering on super hero stuff.

She doesn't need to hang on for dear life because she's attached to the ship.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 06:12:03 AM
Quote from: Kurai on Jan 04, 2018, 04:31:59 AM
She really didn't perform any super-heroics, normal heroics sure but no super stuff.

C'mon now.  She didn't even know how to use a gun until Hicks taught her the basics a few hours ago.  Then she guns down aliens like a combat veteran.  Ripley had no military training, either.

Anyone who's ever fired a gun before should know it is much more complex than just point and shoot.  Ripley had literally never even fired a gun before.  True, that the first time she shot an alien it showed her inexperience in handling a weapon.  But after that, she's gunning down aliens like Rambo.

From the hip!

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(https://timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/aliens.jpg?w=480&h=320&crop=1)

lol

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 07:24:51 AM
Cameron and Scott establish in both films that Ripley can handle herself in high stress situations and can operate complex machinery.

It's hardly your mum picking up a pulse rifle.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 07:42:33 AM
Quote from: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 07:24:51 AM
Cameron and Scott establish in both films that Ripley can handle herself in high stress situations and can operate complex machinery.

It's hardly your mum picking up a pulse rifle.

Did you miss the scene where she asked Hicks to teach her how to use a pulse rifle?  She even states:  "I'm not a soldier".

Yet she goes from that to being Rambo in a matter of hours.

What is established, exactly?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 07:53:49 AM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 07:42:33 AM
Quote from: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 07:24:51 AM
Cameron and Scott establish in both films that Ripley can handle herself in high stress situations and can operate complex machinery.

It's hardly your mum picking up a pulse rifle.

Did you miss the scene where she asked Hicks to teach her how to use a pulse rifle?  She even states:  "I'm not a soldier".

Yet she goes from that to being Rambo in a matter of hours.

What is established, exactly?

She can operate a powerloader, which I assume is quite a bit more complex than a plug and play rifel. She's a flight officer.

It's been established she has tactical abilitys as far as planning goes in both films. She's already killed an Alien with a spear gun.

There's a few.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 08:19:15 AM
I think you're taking the mickey.  :)

If any joe could just pick up a rifle and become a marksman after a 5 minute induction, then it probably wouldn't be an olympic sport.

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 08:20:08 AM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 08:19:15 AM
I think you're taking the mickey.  :)

If any joe could just pick up a rifle and become a marksman after a 5 minute induction, then it probably wouldn't be an olympic sport.



You mean like Americans?

You don't need to be a marksman with a gun that fires 99 rounds in 5 seconds. It's harder to miss.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 08:25:15 AM
I don't think nationality has anything to do with it.

It sounds like you don't know much about guns, no offense.  An automatic gun would be even harder to aim.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 08:33:28 AM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 08:25:15 AM
I don't think nationality has anything to do with it.

It sounds like you don't know much about guns, no offense.  An automatic gun would be even harder to aim.

I was thinking the opposite. I could fire an L98 rifle when I was 15 at a target the size of your hand 50 meters away. That's a manually operated ( straight pull) weapon.

An automatic weapon - as Hicks puts, you aim and squeeze the trigger. You could do it. An 8 foot target 20 meters away.....again, harder to miss.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 09:22:37 AM
A quick google search tells me the L98 rifle has a scope or iron sight on it.  The pulse rifle has no scope/sights, and Ripley was shooting from the hip, not the shoulder so she had no line of sight to aim with.

If you are telling me that's what you did, I find that hard to believe.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 04, 2018, 09:26:56 AM
All of the five or six Aliens she shot were way less than 20 metres away.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 09:29:53 AM
I can buy that, still you have moving targets and poor lighting in a high stress situation.  From an amateur who had never fired a gun before.

I find that hard to believe.

It's not realistic in the slightest.  If you take Aliens for what it is, a cheesy 80s action movie, then I can buy it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 12:09:43 PM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 09:29:53 AM
I can buy that, still you have moving targets and poor lighting in a high stress situation.  From an amateur who had never fired a gun before.

I find that hard to believe.

It's not realistic in the slightest.  If you take Aliens for what it is, a cheesy 80s action movie, then I can buy it.

The only thing that's unrealistic is the firing from the hip part, but with weapons now ( as in right now, not in a sci fi movie set in the future) they have very little recoil. Trust me Scorpio, if I gave you a fully automatic weapon (you press the button - it keeps going) and asked you to shoot a human shaped target 20-30 meters away, you would not miss.

The initial point is that would Ripley be capable of such heroics, I think the stories have proved that through each movie. I don't even have a problem with Daniels becoming a hero. This seems to be a bit of a pointless nitpick.

My problem with the third act is more about the pacing and the need for two Aliens, which I think it could have done without.

If anything Scott went for the Aliens approach and not the Alien approach.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 12:37:26 PM
Ok, you make some valid points, but we're talking about a combat situation here, not shooting at stationary targets at a shooting range or gun club.  Also, like you said, firing from the hip - only a highly trained combat shooter could perform that. 

No recoil?



Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 01:10:20 PM
Yeah... no recoil. He's fired off probably 20 rounds in one burst and it's not moved. He's got no weight behind the weapon and it's not even supported by his shoulder. It's not a combat situation, it's some monsters running at you ( with no guns) and blowing them away.

Ripley's a bad ass with attitude, it's stamped all over the trilogy.

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Jan 04, 2018, 01:36:21 PM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 06:12:03 AM
C'mon now.  She didn't even know how to use a gun until Hicks taught her the basics a few hours ago.  Then she guns down aliens like a combat veteran.  Ripley had no military training, either.

Anyone who's ever fired a gun before should know it is much more complex than just point and shoot.  Ripley had literally never even fired a gun before.  True, that the first time she shot an alien it showed her inexperience in handling a weapon.  But after that, she's gunning down aliens like Rambo.

From the hip!

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn1.thecomeback.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F10%2Frambo.jpg&hash=9155180b193645de58ad34bfd9ea2f4e2302b538)

https://timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/aliens.jpg?w=480&h=320&crop=1

lol
I don't know what your experience with assault rifles is, but firing from the hip when being surprised at close range is the correct response because it is close range and accuracy is less of a priority, and because it's faster, which is your top priority at such ranges. What's more important though, is that hip firing is exactly what an inexperienced person would resort to when using an assault rifle because it's instinctive and doesn't require any knowledge about the gun sights. Hell, the scene your screenshot is taken from has Ripley wasting 2 seconds just on trying to figure out how to fire the damn thing cause she's nervous...cause she's never fired a gun before. And when she fires it, she's surprised by the recoil. Kind of what happens to real people when firing an assault rifle for the first time. At no point in the film is Ripley depicted handling a gun like a veteran.

The unrealistic part about the two screenshots you posted is, ironically, Rambo himself, firing from the hip while holding a machine gun in one hand. No soldier would ever do that in a combat situation because, unlike an assault rifle, a machine gun is too heavy and has too much recoil to be operated this way. It is a support weapon that is mostly used out of a stationary position. One that allows you to fix the gun on a surface in order to reduce its recoil and increase accuracy.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 01:17:42 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 12:17:21 AM

At least there is a believable progression and story arc leading to Rambo Ripley in the end of ALIENS. The behavior of the characters in A:C once they get on that barge just change completely and all the character development, tension, atmosphere and buildup were thrown out the window.

It's the same arc as Aliens really, traumatised woman turns into superhero.

It's the same arc except that Ripley's arc spans over one and a half movie, packed with various life-or-death situations. Remember, she ran around with a flamethrower in ALIEN as well, although it (the flamer) didn't help out one bit, but in the name of experience she had already been in a similar situation at least once by the time she entered the belly of the beast in ALIENS. Entering the hive was just the natural progression, so to speak.

In A:C on the other hand it accelerates from 10 to 100 once Daniels & Co get on board the flying barge. Her prowess, confidence, body-control etc. during the barge scene is something that maybe certain Colonial Marines from ALIENS or certain smuggler/pirates from A:R might have barely been able to pull off (except Ripley 8, but she's a xenomorph hybrid with Ellen Ripley's memories, so she doesn't count). I

t's not only the sci-fi action stunts in that scene that bothers me, or the superfluous nature of the scene, adding two Xenos to the movie when you only needed one - but the acting of the survivors. None of them seemed scared or in panic during the barge scene. It's like swinging around underneath a jet-powered rig, that is bobbing around and crashing into buildings and rocks, while at the same time you have a 7 feet tall murderous monster ready to tear you to pieces, is the most common thing in the world. There is no gravitas to the scene, and every cast member in that scene acts out of character. The reactions and behavior are not believable as they don't correlate with the characters we had learnt to know up till that point in the movie/story.


Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 01:17:42 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 12:17:21 AM
It would've turned the Xenomorph into a more potent threat for one and not some stupid beast that mistake a crane for some massive jawed creature to throw itself at.

It being a stupid beast is the point, that's like complaining about the Neomorph's behaviour.  We haven't gotten to the fully fledged Xenomorphs yet.

How convenient...  ;)

Even so, the Neomorphs acted more accordingly than this so called Protomorph, so if the Protomorph is the missing link between the Neomorph and the Xenomorph, shouldn't the Protomorph act even more xeno than the Neomorph? Or am I missing something.



Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 04, 2018, 01:17:42 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 12:17:21 AM
Flashback scenes also break the immersion of "realism" and direct the audience's way of thinking.

That's your problem right there, you were expecting the tone of the original movies.  Prometheus and Covenant are not aiming for realism, in the same way as Alien was.

I was ok with PROM going a different route than the originals as PROM was not labeled an actual Alien movie per se rather than a spin-off sort of thing. A:C on the other hand is labeled as an actual Alien movie and is even more dedicated in its claim as a prequel supposed to tie into the original movies.

I mean, what if the next prequel is going to be shot partly (or entirely) like the Blair Witch Project or Cloverfield with only shaky hand-cameras and such? I'm sure a lot of people would be thrown off by the storytelling mechanism and concept of the movie.


Anyways, I see where you are coming from, and again - I appreciate A:C despite all the gripes and criticisms I have with the movie. A:C is by no means a bad movie and it has some really great moments.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: BishopShouldGo on Jan 04, 2018, 10:08:31 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Android on Jan 04, 2018, 05:22:06 AM
Quote from: Alionic on Jan 04, 2018, 12:35:01 AM
LOL "Matrixesque" stunts? I must have missed the bullet time and superman flying bits. This post of yours is even more hyperbolic and hysterical than your last one.
Is it?
https://media.giphy.com/media/rMqATphxhApW0/giphy.gif

(https://i.imgur.com/n0kOVYh.gif)

Which Aliens graphic novel was it that the soldiers were on the ship/vehicle shooting at aliens, and they're all falling off it? One female soldier has her arm melted off if I recall correctly.

That's what that crane scene reminded me of, and even though it wasn't suspenseful or exciting, it was cool to see something like that realized in an Alien film.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 04, 2018, 10:19:48 PM
Backsplash was the comic.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on Jan 04, 2018, 11:48:24 PM
Can't help but that AC gif looks like something straight out of a video game or AOTC.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Alionic on Jan 05, 2018, 12:09:07 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM
In A:C on the other hand it accelerates from 10 to 100 once Daniels & Co get on board the flying barge. Her prowess, confidence, body-control etc. during the barge scene is something that maybe certain Colonial Marines from ALIENS or certain smuggler/pirates from A:R might have barely been able to pull off (except Ripley 8, but she's a xenomorph hybrid with Ellen Ripley's memories, so she doesn't count). It's not only the sci-fi action stunts in that scene that bothers me, or the superfluous nature of the scene, adding two Xenos to the movie when you only needed one - but the acting of the survivors. None of them seemed scared or in panic during the barge scene. It's like swinging around underneath a jet-powered rig, that is bobbing around and crashing into buildings and rocks, while at the same time you have a 7 feet tall murderous monster ready to tear you to pieces, is the most common thing in the world. There is no gravitas to the scene, and every cast member in that scene acts out of character. The reactions and behavior are not believable as they don't correlate with the characters we had learnt to know up till that point in the movie/story.

She was attached to a cable the whole time, dummy. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM
I mean, what if the next prequel is going to be shot partly (or entirely) like the Blair Witch Project or Cloverfield with only shaky hand-cameras and such? I'm sure a lot of people would be thrown off by the storytelling mechanism and concept of the movie.

An Alien movie shot Blair Witch/documentary style could be f**king terrifying if done right. I'm not surprised to see that you're opposed to it for completely superfluous (borrowing your favorite word here) reasons.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 05, 2018, 12:26:13 AM
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Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 12:46:56 AM
Quote from: Paranoid Android on Jan 04, 2018, 01:36:21 PM

I don't know what your experience with assault rifles is, but firing from the hip when being surprised at close range is the correct response because it is close range and accuracy is less of a priority, and because it's faster, which is your top priority at such ranges. What's more important though, is that hip firing is exactly what an inexperienced person would resort to when using an assault rifle because it's instinctive and doesn't require any knowledge about the gun sights. Hell, the scene your screenshot is taken from has Ripley wasting 2 seconds just on trying to figure out how to fire the damn thing cause she's nervous...cause she's never fired a gun before. And when she fires it, she's surprised by the recoil. Kind of what happens to real people when firing an assault rifle for the first time. At no point in the film is Ripley depicted handling a gun like a veteran.

I have no problem with that scene, the alien is practically right in front of her and it accurately depicts the recoil.  It's later on when she's gunning down aliens like a pro in the hive that I have a problem with.

QuoteThe unrealistic part about the two screenshots you posted is, ironically, Rambo himself, firing from the hip while holding a machine gun in one hand. No soldier would ever do that in a combat situation because, unlike an assault rifle, a machine gun is too heavy and has too much recoil to be operated this way. It is a support weapon that is mostly used out of a stationary position. One that allows you to fix the gun on a surface in order to reduce its recoil and increase accuracy.

The Rambo movies are cheesy, but he's a big guy I could probably believe would be able to handle the recoil for such a weapon, although with one arm is a little far fetched.  Ripley would probably weigh about 150-160, so much more recoil.

Quote from: Highland on Jan 04, 2018, 01:10:20 PM
Yeah... no recoil. He's fired off probably 20 rounds in one burst and it's not moved. He's got no weight behind the weapon and it's not even supported by his shoulder. It's not a combat situation, it's some monsters running at you ( with no guns) and blowing them away.

Ripley's a bad ass with attitude, it's stamped all over the trilogy.

Yeah he's got weight behind the weapon, his body weight, and there is still recoil.

Ripley is not a 'bad ass', she's supposed to be an ordinary civilian woman.  She's not military trained.  She has no experience with weapons.  That she all of a sudden becomes some super 'bad ass' able to shoot guns like Rambo and kill scores of Aliens within an hour or so of learning how to use a gun is cheesy.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 05, 2018, 12:52:21 AM
She is far from 'ordinary'.

It's kinda the whole point.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 01:05:58 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM


It's the same arc except that Ripley's arc spans over one and a half movie, packed with various life-or-death situations. Remember, she ran around with a flamethrower in ALIEN as well, although it (the flamer) didn't help out one bit, but in the name of experience she had already been in a similar situation at least once by the time she entered the belly of the beast in ALIENS. Entering the hive was just the natural progression, so to speak.

The situations were totally different.  On the Nostromo she was only dealing with one alien, and she never had to use her flamethrower.  A flamethrower, though, doesn't require any accuracy at all.

QuoteIn A:C on the other hand it accelerates from 10 to 100 once Daniels & Co get on board the flying barge. Her prowess, confidence, body-control etc. during the barge scene is something that maybe certain Colonial Marines from ALIENS or certain smuggler/pirates from A:R might have barely been able to pull off (except Ripley 8, but she's a xenomorph hybrid with Ellen Ripley's memories, so she doesn't count). I

t's not only the sci-fi action stunts in that scene that bothers me, or the superfluous nature of the scene, adding two Xenos to the movie when you only needed one - but the acting of the survivors. None of them seemed scared or in panic during the barge scene. It's like swinging around underneath a jet-powered rig, that is bobbing around and crashing into buildings and rocks, while at the same time you have a 7 feet tall murderous monster ready to tear you to pieces, is the most common thing in the world. There is no gravitas to the scene, and every cast member in that scene acts out of character. The reactions and behavior are not believable as they don't correlate with the characters we had learnt to know up till that point in the movie/story.

I got the gist that Daniels and her husband were adventurers because we saw her husband rock climbing in that video she plays early in the movie.  Although not much info is given on her background, that little detail seemed to hint she was capable of physical stuff.

What was James Franco's dialogue in that video:

Hey! Where are you?
I miss you.
You take a look at this.
I know, I know.
I said I wouldn't go without you...
- Good?
- Yes.
Look at this!
Now get your ass up here.
I can't make any promises.
I love you.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=alien-covenant

So she's definitely an adventurer/rock climber.


QuoteHow convenient...  ;)

Even so, the Neomorphs acted more accordingly than this so called Protomorph, so if the Protomorph is the missing link between the Neomorph and the Xenomorph, shouldn't the Protomorph act even more xeno than the Neomorph? Or am I missing something.

Scott himself has said that the Xenomorph's evolution hasn't finished yet.

Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 12:17:21 AM


I was ok with PROM going a different route than the originals as PROM was not labeled an actual Alien movie per se rather than a spin-off sort of thing. A:C on the other hand is labeled as an actual Alien movie and is even more dedicated in its claim as a prequel supposed to tie into the original movies.

I mean, what if the next prequel is going to be shot partly (or entirely) like the Blair Witch Project or Cloverfield with only shaky hand-cameras and such? I'm sure a lot of people would be thrown off by the storytelling mechanism and concept of the movie.


I wouldn't mind that, provided it works. 


Quote from: SM on Jan 05, 2018, 12:52:21 AM
She is far from 'ordinary'.

It's kinda the whole point.

Sigourney Weaver herself states that she plays the 'everyman', she is not a superhero.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Gash on Jan 05, 2018, 02:09:17 AM
Quote from: BigDaddyJohn on Jun 09, 2017, 12:23:59 AM
Also, what I don't understand is why david took only two facehuggers at the end... At the end of the day it's only two xenos, big deal... You don't infect the rest of the columnists with only two facehuggers, neither do you wipe out humanity with that, or create a perfect world full of creatures

All aliens can produce eggs if they have a human victim.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 05, 2018, 04:56:59 AM
Basically your point then Scorpio is that she couldn't fire a fully automatic because she's a woman.

Go type in "kid shooting fully automatic" in you tube.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on Jan 05, 2018, 05:05:40 AM
lol

PUSHING LITTLE CHILDREN... WITH THEIR FULLY AUTOMATICS
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 05:14:08 AM
Nice try, but Newton's laws of motion don't care if you're man, woman, child or whatever you identify as.

Are you saying any kid can just pick up a weapon and become a tactical combat master?



Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 05, 2018, 05:31:09 AM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 05:14:08 AM
Nice try, but Newton's laws of motion don't care if you're man, woman, child or whatever you identify as.

Are you saying any kid can just pick up a weapon and become a tactical combat master?





Scorpio with the classic goal post shift. Ok I got it - Daniels can fire off a machine gun, but Ripley can't.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 05, 2018, 05:48:13 AM
Isn't Daniels an ordinary civilian woman?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 05, 2018, 05:59:34 AM
Quote from: SM on Jan 05, 2018, 05:48:13 AM
Isn't Daniels an ordinary civilian woman?

No she's special.

And tough.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 06:03:44 AM
Daniels climbs mountains in her spare time, she's a badass.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 05, 2018, 06:12:53 AM
Ripley only flies spaceships.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 05, 2018, 06:46:26 AM
Ripleys done the Holy Trinity.

Pulse rifles
Poweloaders
Queens

Oh my.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Alionic on Jan 05, 2018, 07:49:52 AM
Quote from: Highland on Jan 05, 2018, 06:46:26 AM
Ripleys done the Holy Trinity.

Pulse rifles
Poweloaders
Queens

Oh my.

Don't forget sleeping with space prison inmates.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 08:53:47 AM
Ripley piloted spaceships and drove forklifts.  She's basically a truck driver in space.  This is before she transforms into super badass combat Ripley action woman during the last act of Aliens.

This would be like, in the original Terminator, Sarah Connor goes from waitress in a diner to what she became in the sequel, but in the same movie.

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 05, 2018, 10:16:39 AM
Quote from: Alionic on Jan 05, 2018, 07:49:52 AM
Quote from: Highland on Jan 05, 2018, 06:46:26 AM
Ripleys done the Holy Trinity.

Pulse rifles
Poweloaders
Queens

Oh my.

Don't forget sleeping with space prison inmates.

Former.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Jan 05, 2018, 11:28:22 AM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 12:46:56 AM
I have no problem with that scene, the alien is practically right in front of her and it accurately depicts the recoil.  It's later on when she's gunning down aliens like a pro in the hive that I have a problem with.
She's not gunning anyone down like a pro at any point in the film. In later scenes she still has that shocked expression on her face when she fires, still clumsily holds the gun, still does a lot of firing from the hip even though Hicks did show her how to properly hold a rifle...the only two differences between later scenes and the scene from your screenshot is that she doesn't forget to turn the safety off and that she handles the recoil better - both are a result of now having experience with the weapon.

As for her gunning anyone down, those are all close quarters encounters, where nobody needs to have much training to hit anything with an automatic weapon. Most of the training for such encounters revolve around not shooting, because the close range results in a lot of instinctive reactions that can get people killed by accident. It is really easy to hit a target under those conditions, mainly cause you don't even need to aim. the bullet spread will do the work for you.
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The Rambo movies are cheesy, but he's a big guy I could probably believe would be able to handle the recoil for such a weapon, although with one arm is a little far fetched.  Ripley would probably weigh about 150-160, so much more recoil.
In terms of physics, Ripley would have a far better chance handling the recoil than Rambo. The pulse rifle is supposed to be the M16 equivalent of the future, making it weigh roughly 3KG (probably a bit more with the grenade launcher attached); Rambo uses an M60E3, which weighs 10.5KG. Add to that the ammo difference (10x24mm vs 7.62x51mm) and the fact that Ripley holds the gun properly, with both arms, while Rambo only uses one, and it's a pretty clear picture. I'd estimate Rambo needs to weigh about 4 times Ripley's body mass and hold the gun with both hands just to be on equal terms with her.

Now, In Rambo II, Stallone weighed 195-197 pounds, according to Google. I couldn't find Weaver's weight from around that time, but today she weighs 145 pounds according to the same source. Even if we're being fair (and generous) by shaving about 30 pounds off her weight, she still stands better. If I was to be executed via firing squad by one of them, I'd gladly pick Rambo over Ripley. He'll be hitting nothing but birds.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 05, 2018, 12:42:05 PM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 08:53:47 AM
Ripley piloted spaceships and drove forklifts.  She's basically a truck driver in space.  This is before she transforms into super badass combat Ripley action woman during the last act of Aliens.

This would be like, in the original Terminator, Sarah Connor goes from waitress in a diner to what she became in the sequel, but in the same movie.



Aliens is the sequel.

Body count.

Ripley - 10 bad ass fully grown final stage xenomorphs

Daniels - 2, dollar store proto , not final , dancing Alien looking things.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 05, 2018, 07:55:17 PM
Quote from: Alionic on Jan 05, 2018, 12:09:07 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM
In A:C on the other hand it accelerates from 10 to 100 once Daniels & Co get on board the flying barge. Her prowess, confidence, body-control etc. during the barge scene is something that maybe certain Colonial Marines from ALIENS or certain smuggler/pirates from A:R might have barely been able to pull off (except Ripley 8, but she's a xenomorph hybrid with Ellen Ripley's memories, so she doesn't count). It's not only the sci-fi action stunts in that scene that bothers me, or the superfluous nature of the scene, adding two Xenos to the movie when you only needed one - but the acting of the survivors. None of them seemed scared or in panic during the barge scene. It's like swinging around underneath a jet-powered rig, that is bobbing around and crashing into buildings and rocks, while at the same time you have a 7 feet tall murderous monster ready to tear you to pieces, is the most common thing in the world. There is no gravitas to the scene, and every cast member in that scene acts out of character. The reactions and behavior are not believable as they don't correlate with the characters we had learnt to know up till that point in the movie/story.

She was attached to a cable the whole time, dummy. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Being attached to a cable doesn't matter when it's attached to a ship that is slamming into all sorts of things while at the same time you're being chased by this super fast and nimble monster. In reality she would've never been able to gain control and would've been whipped around senselessly, probably losing her conscious, whiplashing or even breaking her back or getting slammed into the side of the ship, some structure or even getting torched by the engine jets.

And by the way, please try to turn down the rudeness knob a little or just revert from replying to my posts as it seems like I'm really rubbing you the wrong way.


Quote from: Alionic on Jan 05, 2018, 12:09:07 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM
I mean, what if the next prequel is going to be shot partly (or entirely) like the Blair Witch Project or Cloverfield with only shaky hand-cameras and such? I'm sure a lot of people would be thrown off by the storytelling mechanism and concept of the movie.

An Alien movie shot Blair Witch/documentary style could be f**king terrifying if done right. I'm not surprised to see that you're opposed to it for completely superfluous (borrowing your favorite word here) reasons.

I'm not saying that it's a bad way to shoot a sic-fi horror movie. In fact I really like the real-time mockumentary hand-held camera style (if done right). What I'm saying is that adding those elements as well as the flashbacks we got in PROM and A:C is such a stylistically different approach that it kind of breaks the illusion of coherency and realism of the original three, arguably four movies (A:R feeling more like a grotesque nightmare or fever dream of Ripley's).

And again Alionic, no need to be on my back. I'm just expressing my views and concerns with the prequels on a discussion forum dedicated to all the movies within these three franchises, which include these prequels.








Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 01:05:58 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM
It's the same arc except that Ripley's arc spans over one and a half movie, packed with various life-or-death situations. Remember, she ran around with a flamethrower in ALIEN as well, although it (the flamer) didn't help out one bit, but in the name of experience she had already been in a similar situation at least once by the time she entered the belly of the beast in ALIENS. Entering the hive was just the natural progression, so to speak.

The situations were totally different.  On the Nostromo she was only dealing with one alien, and she never had to use her flamethrower.  A flamethrower, though, doesn't require any accuracy at all.

Sorry but it seems like you're missing the point.

There's steady progression when it comes to Ripley's character spanning between ALIEN through the end of ALIENS. There is an experience curve that encompasses real-life experiences with the actually monster and a variety of situations connected to it. What happens to Ripley in the end of ALIENS is basically a much more extreme version of what happened to her in ALIEN. We get to see the different sides/traits of Ripley throughout two movies, which makes it all "believable". Daniels on the other hand we barely know and we don't get to see anything before the barge/crane scene that indicates that she is some kind of navy seal with special training (her and her dude being into mountain climbing doesn't count - I know mountain climbers and they are by no means freaking Marvel heroes). Even worse is her (actually not only hers but all the survivors on board the lander barge) sudden change of character, demeanor and behavior. They all seem unafraid, cocky and steady, and they also seem pretty much unfazed by the Alien. For all they know the Protomorph could be the next life-cycle stage of the Neomorph, and most of them got to witness what that thing could do even in it's infant and toddler state.

The psychology surrounding that entire sequence suffers badly from lazy Hollywood entertainment issues; "We need an action-packed crazy roller coaster scene for the popcorn crowd! Slap something awesome and cool together ASAP!".


Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 01:05:58 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM
In A:C on the other hand it accelerates from 10 to 100 once Daniels & Co get on board the flying barge. Her prowess, confidence, body-control etc. during the barge scene is something that maybe certain Colonial Marines from ALIENS or certain smuggler/pirates from A:R might have barely been able to pull off (except Ripley 8, but she's a xenomorph hybrid with Ellen Ripley's memories, so she doesn't count).

It's not only the sci-fi action stunts in that scene that bothers me, or the superfluous nature of the scene, adding two Xenos to the movie when you only needed one - but the acting of the survivors. None of them seemed scared or in panic during the barge scene. It's like swinging around underneath a jet-powered rig, that is bobbing around and crashing into buildings and rocks, while at the same time you have a 7 feet tall murderous monster ready to tear you to pieces, is the most common thing in the world. There is no gravitas to the scene, and every cast member in that scene acts out of character. The reactions and behavior are not believable as they don't correlate with the characters we had learnt to know up till that point in the movie/story.

I got the gist that Daniels and her husband were adventurers because we saw her husband rock climbing in that video she plays early in the movie.  Although not much info is given on her background, that little detail seemed to hint she was capable of physical stuff.

What was James Franco's dialogue in that video:

Hey! Where are you?
I miss you.
You take a look at this.
I know, I know.
I said I wouldn't go without you...
- Good?
- Yes.
Look at this!
Now get your ass up here.
I can't make any promises.
I love you.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=alien-covenant

So she's definitely an adventurer/rock climber.

Rock climber or not, it doesn't matter. Mountains don't crash into things at high speeds and they usually don't have rotating jet engines spouting hot plasma at you from below. And most of all, you usually don't have focus on firing a big ass gun at some super fast 7-8 feet tall alien monster crawling about, ready to get you. In reality any person (except for Ripley 8 maybe) would've been whipped around helplessly flailing, most likely losing once consciousness, ending up being smashed into some rock or structure or grilled by the engines, unless the Xenomorph gets you first.


Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 01:05:58 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM
How convenient...  ;)

Even so, the Neomorphs acted more accordingly than this so called Protomorph, so if the Protomorph is the missing link between the Neomorph and the Xenomorph, shouldn't the Protomorph act even more xeno than the Neomorph? Or am I missing something.

Scott himself has said that the Xenomorph's evolution hasn't finished yet.

So the Protomorph is a backward evolutionary step compared to the Neomorph when it comes to intelligence and neural complexity when it should have been more advanced that the Neomorph? Or are you saying that David only improved the physical aspects of the Protomorph and completely screwed up when it came to the mental/cognitive/social/intelligence aspects of the creature? That seems pretty off to me since David seems to be very fascinated with intelligence, communication and such.

David must have been really disappointed with himself and the Protomorph when the creature mistook an obviously inorganic object for a living threat and pretty much threw itself into its "jaws"... It's like the creature was on some suicidal hallucinogenic drug or something. It didn't make any sense at all.


Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 05, 2018, 01:05:58 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 12:17:21 AM
I was ok with PROM going a different route than the originals as PROM was not labeled an actual Alien movie per se rather than a spin-off sort of thing. A:C on the other hand is labeled as an actual Alien movie and is even more dedicated in its claim as a prequel supposed to tie into the original movies.

I mean, what if the next prequel is going to be shot partly (or entirely) like the Blair Witch Project or Cloverfield with only shaky hand-cameras and such? I'm sure a lot of people would be thrown off by the storytelling mechanism and concept of the movie.

I wouldn't mind that, provided it works.

Ok. Good for you, I guess.  8)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 06, 2018, 01:05:22 AM
Quote from: Paranoid Android on Jan 05, 2018, 11:28:22 AM

She's not gunning anyone down like a pro at any point in the film. In later scenes she still has that shocked expression on her face when she fires, still clumsily holds the gun, still does a lot of firing from the hip even though Hicks did show her how to properly hold a rifle...the only two differences between later scenes and the scene from your screenshot is that she doesn't forget to turn the safety off and that she handles the recoil better - both are a result of now having experience with the weapon.

Experience from having fired it one time?

(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imfdb.org%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F4%2F43%2FAliens_Pulse3.jpg%2F600px-Aliens_Pulse3.jpg&hash=adc141b26d59766bac1a498a39cb4d1e59258661)

Hicks taught her this way, which is how you properly hold a rifle, yet she never does this, instead holding it like Rambo would.  In fairness, neither do the other marines, but I would assume they have training.



QuoteAs for her gunning anyone down, those are all close quarters encounters, where nobody needs to have much training to hit anything with an automatic weapon. Most of the training for such encounters revolve around not shooting, because the close range results in a lot of instinctive reactions that can get people killed by accident. It is really easy to hit a target under those conditions, mainly cause you don't even need to aim. the bullet spread will do the work for you.

If it were that close range, she should have got showered with acid, anything further away would have a larger bullet spread and more more likely to miss.  It's difficult to tell how close the aliens are to her, though, so there's that.

But she's still an amateur shooting from the hip at moving targets in poor lighting from up to 20 metres away.

I would find Oram in the hive more believable.  He held the rifle properly, and had a laser scope.  But they actually held the guns properly on that movie.
Quote

In terms of physics, Ripley would have a far better chance handling the recoil than Rambo. The pulse rifle is supposed to be the M16 equivalent of the future, making it weigh roughly 3KG (probably a bit more with the grenade launcher attached); Rambo uses an M60E3, which weighs 10.5KG. Add to that the ammo difference (10x24mm vs 7.62x51mm) and the fact that Ripley holds the gun properly, with both arms, while Rambo only uses one, and it's a pretty clear picture. I'd estimate Rambo needs to weigh about 4 times Ripley's body mass and hold the gun with both hands just to be on equal terms with her.

She's also carrying a flamethrower, don't forget that.

QuoteNow, In Rambo II, Stallone weighed 195-197 pounds, according to Google. I couldn't find Weaver's weight from around that time, but today she weighs 145 pounds according to the same source. Even if we're being fair (and generous) by shaving about 30 pounds off her weight, she still stands better. If I was to be executed via firing squad by one of them, I'd gladly pick Rambo over Ripley. He'll be hitting nothing but birds.

Depends.  I'd say they are carrying about the same weight.  Don't know how the difference in calibre and rate of fire would affect it, though.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Jan 06, 2018, 01:38:07 AM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 06, 2018, 01:05:22 AM
Experience from having fired it one time?
Yes. I'm not sure how many time you think a person needs to fire a gun in order to understand what recoil feels like.

Quote
Hicks taught her this way, which is how you properly hold a rifle, yet she never does this, instead holding it like Rambo would.  In fairness, neither do the other marines, but I would assume they have training.
This is the point. She's not doing it right; She's not a 'pro'.

Quote
If it were that close range, she should have got showered with acid, anything further away would have a larger bullet spread and more more likely to miss.  It's difficult to tell how close the aliens are to her, though, so there's that.

But she's still an amateur shooting from the hip at moving targets in poor lighting from up to 20 metres away.
I don't think you understand what 'close range' means when it comes to guns. 20 meters is close range. Any range below 100 meters is close range (rule of thumb is that any range in which you can effectively aim and hit someone with a pistol constitutes as close range, but there are some extreme examples of people being effective with a pistol at longer distances). I think you'd be surprised at how easy it is to hit a target with an automatic weapon that's only 20 meters away from you. There isn't a single scene in Aliens where anyone is involved in any type of long range shooting, and it shouldn't come as a surprise either cause the film takes place inside buildings.

Quote
She's also carrying a flamethrower, don't forget that.
She doesn't carry a flamethrower in the two scenes you're comparing. Have a look at your own screenshot again and tell me where you see a flamethrower.

Quote
Depends.  I'd say they are carrying about the same weight.  Don't know how the difference in calibre and rate of fire would affect it, though.
Don't know what you're basing your "same weight" argument on. Assault rifles, which is the classification of a pulse rifle, are lighter than machine guns - Always. The two types of rifles serve different roles. The comparison to M60E3 in the film would be the Smartgun, and you can literally see the difference in weight. As for caliber and rate of fire: bigger caliber requires more force in order to fire effectively, which results in more recoil. Rate of fire I left out of it, but if you want to add more factors other than weight, you might as well take into account that a pulse rifle is supposed to be a futuristic gun, so it's more likely to handle recoil better on its own. Kinda like the Smartgun has that cool attachment to the body that helps carry it and also allows you to fire while moving.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 06, 2018, 01:44:17 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM


Sorry but it seems like you're missing the point.

There's steady progression when it comes to Ripley's character spanning between ALIEN through the end of ALIENS. There is an experience curve that encompasses real-life experiences with the actually monster and a variety of situations connected to it. What happens to Ripley in the end of ALIENS is basically a much more extreme version of what happened to her in ALIEN. We get to see the different sides/traits of Ripley throughout two movies, which makes it all "believable". Daniels on the other hand we barely know and we don't get to see anything before the barge/crane scene that indicates that she is some kind of navy seal with special training (her and her dude being into mountain climbing doesn't count - I know mountain climbers and they are by no means freaking Marvel heroes). Even worse is her (actually not only hers but all the survivors on board the lander barge) sudden change of character, demeanor and behavior. They all seem unafraid, cocky and steady, and they also seem pretty much unfazed by the Alien. For all they know the Protomorph could be the next life-cycle stage of the Neomorph, and most of them got to witness what that thing could do even in it's infant and toddler state.

The psychology surrounding that entire sequence suffers badly from lazy Hollywood entertainment issues; "We need an action-packed crazy roller coaster scene for the popcorn crowd! Slap something awesome and cool together ASAP!".

I don't get your problem with that scene.  Those were real, physical stunts, some performed by the actress herself, they aren't cgi superhero stuff.

You have to have a minimum level of fitness to be a rock climber, and we're talking climbing steep mountains here, not a jungle gym.

As for the change of demeanour, I don't get what you mean by that.

QuoteRock climber or not, it doesn't matter. Mountains don't crash into things at high speeds and they usually don't have rotating jet engines spouting hot plasma at you from below. And most of all, you usually don't have focus on firing a big ass gun at some super fast 7-8 feet tall alien monster crawling about, ready to get you. In reality any person (except for Ripley 8 maybe) would've been whipped around helplessly flailing, most likely losing once consciousness, ending up being smashed into some rock or structure or grilled by the engines, unless the Xenomorph gets you first.

I just watched the scene again and I don't find it as bad or unrealistic as you say. 



QuoteSo the Protomorph is a backward evolutionary step compared to the Neomorph when it comes to intelligence and neural complexity when it should have been more advanced that the Neomorph? Or are you saying that David only improved the physical aspects of the Protomorph and completely screwed up when it came to the mental/cognitive/social/intelligence aspects of the creature? That seems pretty off to me since David seems to be very fascinated with intelligence, communication and such.

David must have been really disappointed with himself and the Protomorph when the creature mistook an obviously inorganic object for a living threat and pretty much threw itself into its "jaws"... It's like the creature was on some suicidal hallucinogenic drug or something. It didn't make any sense at all.

He didn't screw up, the Proto is the armoured version of the Neo.  Ridley Scott himself states this.

Intelligence wise, probably the same, I didn't notice any huge difference between the Neo and the Proto.

In the next movie, David will perfect his creation and it will become the Xeno we all know and love.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: tleilaxu on Jan 06, 2018, 01:50:09 AM
I love the part where they try to burn it and he has these purple flames all over it. That's AESTHETIC.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 06, 2018, 10:03:33 PM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 06, 2018, 01:44:17 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 04, 2018, 09:05:30 PM
Sorry but it seems like you're missing the point.

There's steady progression when it comes to Ripley's character spanning between ALIEN through the end of ALIENS. There is an experience curve that encompasses real-life experiences with the actually monster and a variety of situations connected to it. What happens to Ripley in the end of ALIENS is basically a much more extreme version of what happened to her in ALIEN. We get to see the different sides/traits of Ripley throughout two movies, which makes it all "believable". Daniels on the other hand we barely know and we don't get to see anything before the barge/crane scene that indicates that she is some kind of navy seal with special training (her and her dude being into mountain climbing doesn't count - I know mountain climbers and they are by no means freaking Marvel heroes). Even worse is her (actually not only hers but all the survivors on board the lander barge) sudden change of character, demeanor and behavior. They all seem unafraid, cocky and steady, and they also seem pretty much unfazed by the Alien. For all they know the Protomorph could be the next life-cycle stage of the Neomorph, and most of them got to witness what that thing could do even in it's infant and toddler state.

The psychology surrounding that entire sequence suffers badly from lazy Hollywood entertainment issues; "We need an action-packed crazy roller coaster scene for the popcorn crowd! Slap something awesome and cool together ASAP!".

I don't get your problem with that scene.  Those were real, physical stunts, some performed by the actress herself, they aren't cgi superhero stuff.

You have to have a minimum level of fitness to be a rock climber, and we're talking climbing steep mountains here, not a jungle gym.

As for the change of demeanour, I don't get what you mean by that.

So they strapped the actress/stuntwoman onto a jet powered craft and let her fend for herself while slamming into life-size props at full speed? Those physical/practical stunts don't even remotely compare to what is presented on the screen.

And again, I know mountain climbers, and climbing steep mountains don't prepare you for swinging about attached to a space craft slamming into everything in its surroundings while at the same time one has to fire a gun at some blood-thirsty monster that is much faster than you.

Now, let's say that Daniels was one of the people repairing the solar sails on the Covenant earlier in the movie, and then we switch the order of the barge/crane scene and the "flush the Alien into space" scene, we would have a more believable progression of Daniels character and abilities - the crane fight would've felt much more believable. A part of me wonders why Scott didn't have her suit up to repair the Covenant in the first place in the name of believable character progression.

Also, they're all scared shitless of the Neomorphs and they die like flies around them and there is a clear sense of panic. But once they get on that crane barge thingy they just stop giving a damn. Tennesse (or whatev this name is) hasn't even seen the Neomorphs and still he's like "Yikes, that's one scary dude! Heh! Whatever..." once the Protomorph is crawling over the window trying to crush it with its head. Daniels gladly straps herself to a cable, grabs a gun and runs outside as if she can't brace herself from the fun awaiting her outside.

The fact that the android doesn't offer to go outside and deal with alien is weird in itself - an android would never allow a human to risk its life like that, and even though David (pretending to be Walter) would never sacrifice himself for a human, he would still take the opportunity to accidentally "save" his creation from being killed, or at least he would take the opportunity to get closer to the creature. He could've done all of that while still pretending to be Walter. It would've also been more believable to see an android doing those suicidal stunts, especially since we have already seen the martial prowess of Walter and David in an earlier fight scene.


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QuoteRock climber or not, it doesn't matter. Mountains don't crash into things at high speeds and they usually don't have rotating jet engines spouting hot plasma at you from below. And most of all, you usually don't have focus on firing a big ass gun at some super fast 7-8 feet tall alien monster crawling about, ready to get you. In reality any person (except for Ripley 8 maybe) would've been whipped around helplessly flailing, most likely losing once consciousness, ending up being smashed into some rock or structure or grilled by the engines, unless the Xenomorph gets you first.

I just watched the scene again and I don't find it as bad or unrealistic as you say. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdOggmY9HX4

Then I don't know what to say. I guess you and I have different ideas of what unrealistic/realistic entails.

With that said I find the end part of the Powerloader vs. Queen scene in ALIENS to be extremely unrealistic, and before the crane/barge scene in A:C, that was the one scene in the series that I dislike the most (not including AVP or AVP:R, or PRED, P2 and PREDS, as I don't count them as bonafide Alien movies) as it breaks the illusion of realism and wanders into into the lands of ridiculous Hollywood heroics.


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QuoteSo the Protomorph is a backward evolutionary step compared to the Neomorph when it comes to intelligence and neural complexity when it should have been more advanced that the Neomorph? Or are you saying that David only improved the physical aspects of the Protomorph and completely screwed up when it came to the mental/cognitive/social/intelligence aspects of the creature? That seems pretty off to me since David seems to be very fascinated with intelligence, communication and such.

David must have been really disappointed with himself and the Protomorph when the creature mistook an obviously inorganic object for a living threat and pretty much threw itself into its "jaws"... It's like the creature was on some suicidal hallucinogenic drug or something. It didn't make any sense at all.

He didn't screw up, the Proto is the armoured version of the Neo.  Ridley Scott himself states this.

Intelligence wise, probably the same, I didn't notice any huge difference between the Neo and the Proto.

In the next movie, David will perfect his creation and it will become the Xeno we all know and love.

The Neomorph did't attack right away when it encountered Rose(?) - it studied her a little. Also, the Neo studied and interacted with David as well. The Protomorph did that only when it was born, then after that it just went straight for whatever was in its way, including a freaking crane (!). The Neomorphs progressed in their behavior as they grew whereas it seems like the Protomorph did the opposite - it regressed in its behavior.

Anyways, since the Protomorph isn't the final version of the Xenomorph, I guess all of that can be hand-waved as an "evolutionary flaw" of the Protomorph, or something along those lines.

However, if they would've ditched the entire barge/crane scene and sequence and instead just had ONE Protomorph running around, all of this could have been avoided. The movie really DIDN'T need the barge/crane scene and sequence - it doesn't add anything to the movie other than a completely unnecessary action sequence that feels out of place.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: PsyKore on Jan 07, 2018, 03:35:14 AM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 06, 2018, 10:03:33 PM
However, if they would've ditched the entire barge/crane scene and sequence and instead just had ONE Protomorph running around, all of this could have been avoided. The movie really DIDN'T need the barge/crane scene and sequence - it doesn't add anything to the movie other than a completely unnecessary action sequence that feels out of place.

I felt it was an unnecessary sequence too. It just feels like a lot of fluff. They should have cut it and just kept it simple. I would have preferred it if David, posing as Walter, simply brings Oram back and they all make it back to the Covenant. From then on David could reveal himself to Oram and do his "creation" line, Oram then bursts and then you just have the one Alien. And subsequently the last part of the film could have better pacing since the barge scene is cut and there's more time..

Characters like Lope and other red shirts aren't even needed in the movie to begin with, imo.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: tleilaxu on Jan 07, 2018, 07:21:31 AM
Nah, the barge scene was cool, even if I was a bit put off by the xeno attacking the crane, but that could be explained by untamed aggression (it was a young xeno after all).
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: windebieste on Jan 07, 2018, 08:01:28 AM
Ya.  The heavy lifter scene was great!  Importantly, at that point in the movie, it needed a heavy action scene to placate the attention deficit audiences of the 21st Century who've just been exposed to a dose of 'gay android' narcissism. 

You can bet the V1.0 Covenant Aliens will be improved upon in David's 'Perfect organism', V1.1 in the next movie.

People are too quick to dismiss the Covenant Aliens for what they are - not too bright.  Significantly, they're the first stage in a progression of development and that intelligence will most likely be honed in successive versions. 

-Windebieste.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 07, 2018, 07:13:58 PM
Quote from: windebieste on Jan 07, 2018, 08:01:28 AM
Ya.  The heavy lifter scene was great!  Importantly, at that point in the movie, it needed a heavy action scene to placate the attention deficit audiences of the 21st Century who've just been exposed to a dose of 'gay android' narcissism.

That made me laugh. So true though!
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Scorpio on Jan 09, 2018, 01:37:36 PM
Quote from: SpreadEagleBeagle on Jan 06, 2018, 10:03:33 PM

So they strapped the actress/stuntwoman onto a jet powered craft and let her fend for herself while slamming into life-size props at full speed? Those physical/practical stunts don't even remotely compare to what is presented on the screen.

And again, I know mountain climbers, and climbing steep mountains don't prepare you for swinging about attached to a space craft slamming into everything in its surroundings while at the same time one has to fire a gun at some blood-thirsty monster that is much faster than you.

Now, let's say that Daniels was one of the people repairing the solar sails on the Covenant earlier in the movie, and then we switch the order of the barge/crane scene and the "flush the Alien into space" scene, we would have a more believable progression of Daniels character and abilities - the crane fight would've felt much more believable. A part of me wonders why Scott didn't have her suit up to repair the Covenant in the first place in the name of believable character progression.

How is it less realistic than Aliens.  She fired the gun, didn't even hit the alien, she wasn't killing half a dozen aliens.  If it wasn't for the crane, she would be dead.

QuoteAlso, they're all scared shitless of the Neomorphs and they die like flies around them and there is a clear sense of panic. But once they get on that crane barge thingy they just stop giving a damn. Tennesse (or whatev this name is) hasn't even seen the Neomorphs and still he's like "Yikes, that's one scary dude! Heh! Whatever..." once the Protomorph is crawling over the window trying to crush it with its head. Daniels gladly straps herself to a cable, grabs a gun and runs outside as if she can't brace herself from the fun awaiting her outside.

The fact that the android doesn't offer to go outside and deal with alien is weird in itself - an android would never allow a human to risk its life like that, and even though David (pretending to be Walter) would never sacrifice himself for a human, he would still take the opportunity to accidentally "save" his creation from being killed, or at least he would take the opportunity to get closer to the creature. He could've done all of that while still pretending to be Walter. It would've also been more believable to see an android doing those suicidal stunts, especially since we have already seen the martial prowess of Walter and David in an earlier fight scene.

David/Walter was in no condition for that, even if he wanted to.

And I don't get your complaint about Tennessee, he saw the Proto and said "Holy Shit", that's what anybody would say.


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Then I don't know what to say. I guess you and I have different ideas of what unrealistic/realistic entails.

With that said I find the end part of the Powerloader vs. Queen scene in ALIENS to be extremely unrealistic, and before the crane/barge scene in A:C, that was the one scene in the series that I dislike the most (not including AVP or AVP:R, or PRED, P2 and PREDS, as I don't count them as bonafide Alien movies) as it breaks the illusion of realism and wanders into into the lands of ridiculous Hollywood heroics.

I'm not going to change your opinion and you're not going to change mine.

It might be slightly ridiculous, but it's fun, and fits the tone of the movie.




QuoteThe Neomorph did't attack right away when it encountered Rose(?) - it studied her a little. Also, the Neo studied and interacted with David as well. The Protomorph did that only when it was born, then after that it just went straight for whatever was in its way, including a freaking crane (!). The Neomorphs progressed in their behavior as they grew whereas it seems like the Protomorph did the opposite - it regressed in its behavior.

Anyways, since the Protomorph isn't the final version of the Xenomorph, I guess all of that can be hand-waved as an "evolutionary flaw" of the Protomorph, or something along those lines.

However, if they would've ditched the entire barge/crane scene and sequence and instead just had ONE Protomorph running around, all of this could have been avoided. The movie really DIDN'T need the barge/crane scene and sequence - it doesn't add anything to the movie other than a completely unnecessary action sequence that feels out of place.

Did you miss the shower scene because the Proto didn't attack right away, it snuck up on them like the Neomorph did.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Highland on Jan 09, 2018, 01:55:22 PM
Quote from: windebieste on Jan 07, 2018, 08:01:28 AM
Ya.  The heavy lifter scene was great!  Importantly, at that point in the movie, it needed a heavy action scene to placate the attention deficit audiences of the 21st Century who've just been exposed to a dose of 'gay android' narcissism. 

You can bet the V1.0 Covenant Aliens will be improved upon in David's 'Perfect organism', V1.1 in the next movie.

People are too quick to dismiss the Covenant Aliens for what they are - not too bright.  Significantly, they're the first stage in a progression of development and that intelligence will most likely be honed in successive versions. 

-Windebieste.

Or David's version is just thick as shit and the Engineers have the good models. I like that better.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Jan 09, 2018, 01:55:49 PM
Quote from: Scorpio on Jan 09, 2018, 01:37:36 PMHow is it less realistic than Aliens.

I'd say the simple fact it necessitated a substantial dose of CGI to achieve automatically makes it less realistic than what Ripley does in Aliens.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: dave1978 on Jan 10, 2018, 03:05:38 PM
The crance / barge scene was totally necessary.   If you watch closely the Xenomorph see's the crane move and open its claw,  the reaction of the Xenomorph is the important thing,  it doesnt see a crane it see's it as something to attack and attacks instantly and aggressively, rather foolishly considering the size.


Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Jan 10, 2018, 03:31:40 PM
Quote from: dave1978 on Jan 10, 2018, 03:05:38 PM
The crance / barge scene was totally necessary.   If you watch closely the Xenomorph see's the crane move and open its claw,  the reaction of the Xenomorph is the important thing,  it doesnt see a crane it see's it as something to attack and attacks instantly and aggressively, rather foolishly considering the size.
...And that was necessary why exactly?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Jan 10, 2018, 04:24:21 PM
Yeah, I thought that scene simply made the Alien look disappointingly dumb.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 10, 2018, 09:31:19 PM
I thought it fit in with O'Bannon intention of the Alien being "ignorant".
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: skhellter on Jan 10, 2018, 10:14:09 PM
Big thing with what looked like "teeth" coming its way...
Xeno still attacks it.

Xeno doesnt afraid of nothing.

Respect the V1.0 Xenos.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Jan 10, 2018, 10:36:41 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean.

Just the other day I was walking by and saw a cat attack a moving car.

Had so much respect for that cat in that moment.

Maybe one day the cat will get its own film franchise.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SiL on Jan 10, 2018, 10:38:07 PM
Are we really saying the alien should intrinsically know what a crane is? Really?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on Jan 10, 2018, 10:41:45 PM
QuoteMaybe one day the cat will get its own film franchise.



(https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/NFE_Landscape/2017/07/black_panther_lexus_lc_bts_final-embed.jpg)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Paranoid Android on Jan 10, 2018, 10:47:58 PM
Quote from: SiL on Jan 10, 2018, 10:38:07 PM
Are we really saying the alien should intrinsically know what a crane is? Really?
There's a scene about 10 minutes later in which the other alien sees a camera, figures out that it's being watched and destroys it. So yeah, sure. At the very least on the most basic level of the crane being bigger than it and looking like a mouth. Unless you're arguing that a crane is a more sophisticated piece of tech than a video camera.

Quote from: kwisatz on Jan 10, 2018, 10:41:45 PM
QuoteMaybe one day the cat will get its own film franchise.



(https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/NFE_Landscape/2017/07/black_panther_lexus_lc_bts_final-embed.jpg)
:laugh:
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SM on Jan 11, 2018, 02:38:09 AM
It attacked a screen with David's face on it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Jonesy1974 on Jan 11, 2018, 09:06:39 AM
I took the crane attack to be another example of how this early version of the Alien is more animalistic and less intelligent. Its not as calculating as the original creature because David hasn't finished perfecting his little science project yet.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Jan 11, 2018, 09:17:37 AM
Quote from: SiL on Jan 10, 2018, 10:38:07 PMAre we really saying the alien should intrinsically know what a crane is? Really?

They knew what lifts were. And how to cut the power.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SiL on Jan 11, 2018, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Jan 11, 2018, 09:17:37 AM
They knew what lifts were.
The Queen stood there watching Ripley use one minutes before. She learned.

QuoteAnd how to cut the power.
Even assuming this wasn't an accident, they'd been alive for 3 weeks by that point. Protomorph was minutes old.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Jan 11, 2018, 09:29:06 AM
Fair points, but if Aliens can tell androids from humans - which they seemingly can - surely they can tell a crane is a machine?
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on Jan 11, 2018, 09:39:48 AM
We've seen them attack synthetics in the past too.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Jan 11, 2018, 09:42:36 AM
When in the films?

Ash never got attacked. Bishop never got attacked. Call was specifically left alone despite falling into a pool with them.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on Jan 11, 2018, 09:46:01 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/CyJbWoB.gif)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: SiL on Jan 11, 2018, 09:47:56 AM
You are never, ever living that one down ;D
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Jan 11, 2018, 10:04:26 AM
:laugh:

*puts foot in mouth, falls over*
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: FenGiddel on Jan 11, 2018, 05:00:34 PM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Jan 11, 2018, 10:04:26 AM
:laugh:

*puts foot in mouth, falls over*

Carry on, dude!  :)
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Jan 11, 2018, 05:19:30 PM
*mumbles through toes*

Not my sharpest moment :laugh:
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: HuDaFuK on Jan 11, 2018, 05:22:54 PM
Still though, I do think there's an argument for the Queen being on a vengeful warpath at that point. I dunno, the impression I got when watching Covenant was that the Alien got spoofed a little too easily.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: Corporal Hicks on Jan 11, 2018, 08:21:28 PM
I think it was Matt Hatton who mentioned on our podcast some thoughts about how the Alien was supposed to think the crane looked similar to it/the Neomorph and think it was a threat and go for it.
Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: kwisatz on Jan 11, 2018, 10:47:48 PM
The original Alien is to be considered the black sheep of the family then, hiding cowardly on board the escape ship.

But i guess subtle effimacy over time is not a phenomenon the human race holds exclusive.

Maybe its downfall came with its sexual awakening aka Ripleys pants?


Anyway, Attaque donc toujour!

Title: Re: Alien Covenant Review Roundup
Post by: PsyKore on Jan 13, 2018, 07:34:32 AM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Jan 11, 2018, 05:22:54 PM
Still though, I do think there's an argument for the Queen being on a vengeful warpath at that point.

There is credence in the fact that maybe Bishop was simply in the Queen's way. Apart from that, we still haven't seen an Alien directly target an android. And Call's example is still a good one. There's also Isolation, albeit a video game, but the Alien still wasn't interested in androids.