sorry to dissappoint ye dingo, but the only german words in your post were "das boot"
"shiza" should've been "scheisse" ... I can only guess what "spreakin de dutch?" could mean ... and btw ye made a really big mistake there: "dutch" refers to the Netherlands and not to Germany and trust me, we (or rather most of us) don't like to be called Germans. The correct question would be "sprechen sie deutsch?" (formal) or "sprichst du deutsch?" (informal). And leave out one e in "dankee" and it would be spelled correctly
(danke) sorry, I do realize that I enjoy being a smart ass way too much