The Misquote Thread

[Immortan Jonesy]

I was homophobic because I obviously didn't know that I was lesbian - Laura Ingraham

[Immortan Jonesy]

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see - Alec Baldwin

[Huggs]

I live my life one quarter-pounder at a time - Dominic Toretto

[Immortan Jonesy]

No one hated it more than me; to this day, no one hates it more than me - James Cameron.

[Huggs]

I am sick and tired of these muthaf***in snakes - Cleopatra

[Huggs]

Guns, lots of guns - Batman

[Huggs]

The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me - Big Boss

[Immortan Jonesy]

People in the Alien movies never poops cuz unlike David, everyone is a robot - Scified

[Huggs]

We will fight them on the beaches - Private James Ryan

[AliceApocalypse]

What did he just say?

He said there's corn coming in.

~ Terminator

[Huggs]

"A couple of be-hotches, why not? It's the hard knock life" - Emeril Lagasse

[Immortan Jonesy]

There's a creature born from you today. His name is Perfect Organism. And he is the closest thing to a son I will ever have. Fortunately, he is not human. He will die but he will grow up in 5 seconds, like a penis - David 8

[Kradan]

Oh, so you don't have to use actual quotes ?

"Open that f**king portal already, for god's sake" - GLADOS

"I'm weirdly attracted to you. I don't know, maybe it's your voice" - G-Man

"My life is so miserable they've made a movie about it" - Joker

"I can't fit through. It's too small for me!" - Alien

"ClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClick" - Predator

"Why I wanna kill humanity? Ask Skynet" - The Last Engineer

"Nooooooooo! I don't have daddy issues ! I don't have such thing as " daddy issues" in my database" - David 8

"Until I die" - Ridley Scott

"Once a decade" - James Cameron

"All you have to do is kick Arnold's ass" -John Mctiernan

"CIA guys are a-holes. Also, they hunt aliens" - Stephen Hopkins

*rolling on the floor in pain and tears at the mentioning of number 3* - David Fincher

"Weirdness is my second name" - Jean Pierre Jeunet

"I actually liked first AvP" - Paul W. S. Anderson

"We love these franchises. Have we mentioned we're super fans, too ?" - The Strause Brothers

"It was cheap and fast" - Nimrod Antal

"I was in the first one so I sure know how to do it" - Shane Black

[Huggs]

The idea is to use actual quotes, yes. From movies, songs, books, famous speeches, etc.

But, I don't necessarily mind if people make some stuff up, along the way. Just as long as they don't post anything meant to insult or misrepresent an actual person for the sake of meanness.

[Immortan Jonesy]

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits - Albert Einstein

Edit: He never said that, regardless of what the mainstream thinks.