Kradan is pretty OK at the moment

[Kradan]

Being chained up and rarely fed

[Local Trouble]

I think you should be relocated to a NATO safe house with all the amenities so you can live like a decadent western imperialist.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

The professor can relax now, Kwisatz to the rescue:

'It's a joke': Germany's offer of 5,000 helmets to Ukraine is met with disdain amid Russia invasion fears

https://mobile.twitter.com/Stock_Market_Pr/status/1486639519306694658

Probably only half-helmets at that! 

[Kradan]

Why have't I known about this before ? 

[Local Trouble]

We try to shelter you from such filth.

[Kradan]

Gee, thanks

[kwisatz]

The professor can relax now, Kwisatz to the rescue:

'It's a joke': Germany's offer of 5,000 helmets to Ukraine is met with disdain amid Russia invasion fears

https://mobile.twitter.com/Stock_Market_Pr/status/1486639519306694658

Probably only half-helmets at that! 

German helmets clearly are offensive weapons tho.

Spoiler

[close]

[Kradan]

Rich Evans doesn't care about Xenomorph 

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/comments/see5rj/rich_evans_f**k_the_alien_xenomorph_circa_2017/

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

German helmets clearly are offensive weapons tho.

Spoiler

[close]

But at this point Professor Kradanovich is in need of Tiger Tanks, not headgear Herr kwisatz. 

[Kradan]

I'll take what I can get

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

https://mobile.twitter.com/EuromaidanPress/status/1486678991926968322

[Immortan Jonesy]

[kwisatz]

German helmets clearly are offensive weapons tho.

Spoiler

[close]

But at this point Professor Kradanovich is in need of Tiger Tanks, not headgear Herr kwisatz. 

I'll see what I can do.

Spoiler

We need that gas tho

[close]

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

I mean, what else is he supposed to use? Harsh language?

[Immortan Jonesy]

Where is my ukrabian ART!