Quote from: SMJ on Nov 03, 2007, 02:31:27 AM
Xenomorphine, what did you start here? 
Yours was awesomeness 
And there's more! It's the gift which keeps on giving.
Remember, kids - awesomeness FTW!
That's right, forum members... It's now technically a whole new morning, which means new information about Wolf.
Here are your Daily Wolf Facts for the 3rd of November, 2007:
Awesomeness does not apply to Wolf. Wolf applies to it.
Acceptable legal defence in every country on Earth: "Wolf made me do it."
Wolf is not your 'bro' and he
will tase you. Then rip out your spine and beat you with it.
Monsters are under your bed. It's because they're hiding from Wolf.
Dale's face is not melting from corrosive Alien blood. It's because he looked at Wolf and simply could not comprehend the sheer awesomeness of doing so.
In the beginning, there was the Word. This was because Wolf needed to write out his f**king to-do list, OK?
The true reason why Lex gazed longingly at Scar was because he slightly resembled Wolf.
Mr T has for jibba-jabber when Wolf is in town.
The reason why Chet looks like she does? Wolf told her to.
Dogs get nervous around Wolf, because they know he can smell fear.
Dinosaurs went extinct because Wolf got bored.
The only reason you don't vote for Wolf is because he doesn't give you the option of doing so.
The Book Of Revelation is actually based on the legend of what happened when Wolf had a quiet Sunday afternoon.
God is what happens when Wolf looks in the mirror.
Global warming is afraid of Wolf. Al Gore would never dare film a documentary about it, simply because no man-made technology is yet capable of capturing just how awesome Wolf really is. That's why Colin and Greg had to use a stunt double for every single scene.
Wolf fully endorses ADI. Their attempts to portray him allow Wolf to keep his true facial identity a complete secret.
Wolf doesn't need Doctor Brown to tell him how the Flux Capacitor worked, because he invented it.
Arnie is in politics because Wolf told him to. Then Wolf told California to vote for him. Behold the power of Wolf.
Wolf killed King Kong. He forced them to edit it out of the original 1930s film to preserve canon. Wolf f**king
hates breaking canon.
Wolf paid a visit to SiL, who is happy to report he is now a fully paid-up member of the Official Yautja And Hish Fan Club.
The Colin and Greg originally intended to give the Aliens a fighting chance. Then they met Wolf.
