Daily Wolf Facts

Started by Xenomorphine, Nov 02, 2007, 10:01:16 PM

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Xenomorphine

Xenomorphine

It's important to keep in mind just how immortal and awe-inspiring 'Wolf', our friendly anti-hero Predator, truly can be.

While the film will apparently spend lots of time reminding us of it, this may not be enough. To this end, new facts about Wolf shall hereby be presented at regular intervals.

Your Daily Wolf Facts for today are...

Wolf not only knows Schrödinger's cat is dead, but has the skull mounted on his wall to prove it.

Wolf is above any law, including thermodynamics.

Wolf beats rock, paper and scissors.

Wolf can be told what the Matrix is.

The Death Star was, in fact, loosely based on Wolf.

Terrorists hate us for our Wolf.

In case it one day needs a back-up, Wolf has memorised the entire Internet. Including every single 'Harry Potter' fan fiction ever written. He's just that awesome.

Wolf also has a cameo appearance in an upcoming disaster film. He plays the force of nature.

Wolf has, on multiple occasions, solved problems like Maria.

Colin wasn't joking. Wolf really can kill, just by thinking about you. Luckily, you're far too insignificant for him to think about.

WisePredator

WisePredator

#1
Got one:
Wolf is actually Chuck Norris' deformed twin brother, and was round house kicked into space by Chuck Norris.

vehtam

vehtam

#2
Quote from: Xenomorphine on Nov 02, 2007, 10:01:16 PM

Wolf not only knows Schrödinger's cat is dead, but has the skull mounted on his wall to prove it.

Wolf is above any law, including thermodynamics.

Wolf beats rock, paper and scissors.

Wolf can be told what the Matrix is.

The Death Star was, in fact, loosely based on Wolf.

Terrorists hate us for our Wolf.

In case it one day needs a back-up, Wolf has memorised the entire Internet. Including every single 'Harry Potter' fan fiction ever written. He's just that awesome.

Wolf also has a cameo appearance in an upcoming disaster film. He plays the force of nature.

Wolf has, on multiple occasions, solved problems like Maria.

Colin wasn't joking. Wolf really can kill, just by thinking about you. Luckily, you're far too insignificant for him to think about.

hahah, hilarious  :D  :D  :D, the cat and death star ones made me almost fell off my chair  ;D ;D ;D

nukem11

nukem11

#3
Is this just alien fans moaning again.

WisePredator

WisePredator

#4
Quote from: nukem11 on Nov 02, 2007, 10:27:00 PM
Is this just alien fans moaning again.
We're just having a good laugh :D

Xenomorphine

Xenomorphine

#5
Quote from: nukem11 on Nov 02, 2007, 10:27:00 PM
Is this just alien fans moaning again.

If this was the last film, it's very likely I would have posted the same thing about 'Grid', instead. :)

nukem11

nukem11

#6
Quote from: WisePredator on Nov 02, 2007, 10:29:27 PM
Quote from: nukem11 on Nov 02, 2007, 10:27:00 PM
Is this just alien fans moaning again.
We're just having a good laugh :D

I must admit I do find the chuck norris jokes funny. :D

But this is my final word on this the aliens seem the same as they did in the first AVP and this preds different this time hes not some boyscout he teached chuck norris his trade and means business this time round lol.

Huol

Huol

#7
Wolf is so hardcore he shits windmills.

Aeus

Aeus

#8
Wolf doesn't sleep. He waits.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Wolf has allowed to live.

Wolf's tears cure cancer...Shame he never cries.

megachu17

megachu17

#9
Wolf killed Goku.

Wolf is the strongest Pokemon ever.

Wolf killed JFK.

Wolf killed Chuck Norris and raped his body...then ate him.

Darth Vader was actually Wolf.

Wolf killed the dinosaurs, then killed the meteor that was gonna do that.

Wolf is actually a species of super-dolphin.

Wolf's real name is "The improved Chuck Norris".

Huol

Huol

#10
Quote from: Aeus on Nov 02, 2007, 10:37:45 PM
Wolf doesn't sleep. He waits.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Wolf has allowed to live.

Wolf's tears cure cancer...Shame he never cries.

Those are gay.
They're just Chuck Norris jokes with "Chuck Norris" replaced with "wolf"
Not funny.  >:(

Aeus

Aeus

#11
Quote from: Huol on Nov 02, 2007, 10:40:58 PM
Quote from: Aeus on Nov 02, 2007, 10:37:45 PM
Wolf doesn't sleep. He waits.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Wolf has allowed to live.

Wolf's tears cure cancer...Shame he never cries.

Those are gay.
They're just Chuck Norris jokes with "Chuck Norris" replaced with "wolf"
Not funny.  >:(

Shhhhh..... ;)

The Chibi Kiriyama

The Chibi Kiriyama

#12
Quote from: megachu17 on Nov 02, 2007, 10:38:07 PMDarth Vader was actually Wolf.

Someone needs to make a GIF animation on this.

WisePredator

WisePredator

#13
Quote from: megachu17 on Nov 02, 2007, 10:38:07 PM
Wolf   Chuck Norris killed Chuck Norris Wolf and raped his body...then ate him.
Fixed

darkfaerytales

darkfaerytales

#14
NAAAAAAAHH  wolf going to became the NEW CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH ;D

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