So it was decided that I'd better contain the contagion; the burning fire of passion and juicy splendour, so give me your juiciest stories, crushes, for e.g. my hopeless man crush on Fassbender (no porn please, be tasteful and classy). All within reason, of course. So any steamy romantic encounters/stories (please use discretion), romantic "misunderstandings" (again, discretion)...
;D
That's the spirit, trouble.
(https://i.imgur.com/JYIcnEC.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0NOSo2WsAA7R9m?format=jpg&name=large)
Myself, TBH.
There's only one Juice.
(https://i.imgur.com/v1G2rHd.gif)
You Sir, are wrong- there are several variations. Several flavours and consistencies.
Aww man, I can't talk heat with OJ over my head.
Yes you can and you will!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/979ae1f0d7f21fe99eebcb0b9712ba0a/tenor.gif?itemid=13132781)
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 06:32:44 AM
Yes you can and you will!
https://media1.tenor.com/images/979ae1f0d7f21fe99eebcb0b9712ba0a/tenor.gif?itemid=13132781
How did you get your hands free?
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 06:38:03 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 06:32:44 AM
Yes you can and you will!
https://media1.tenor.com/images/979ae1f0d7f21fe99eebcb0b9712ba0a/tenor.gif?itemid=13132781
How did you get your hands free?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HastyUnfitAmericanlobster-max-1mb.gif)
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 06:42:48 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 06:38:03 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 06:32:44 AM
Yes you can and you will!
https://media1.tenor.com/images/979ae1f0d7f21fe99eebcb0b9712ba0a/tenor.gif?itemid=13132781
How did you get your hands free?
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HastyUnfitAmericanlobster-max-1mb.gif
It's so disturbing, and I don't know why.
Make sure to mix the juice, please.
I don't even know what we're talking about anymore LMAO.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 25, 2019, 06:47:26 AM
Make sure to mix the juice, please.
I'm not mixing juices with just anyone.
Who's hand was that!?
Sorry that was me, or am I sorry?
You should be ashamed.
........Do it again.
I'm not sure which adjective to use. ;)
This is where necro says "whichever ones the longest" :laugh:
Is this the R rating sequel of the Dating thread? :laugh:
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 25, 2019, 06:56:35 AM
This is the R rating sequel of the Dating thread? :laugh:
Yes.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/8dbee401e4d6f1c1267a885bbde7f6b3/tenor.gif?itemid=13132872)
It's all you can eat til the admins show up.
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 06:10:28 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0NOSo2WsAA7R9m?format=jpg&name=large)
Myself, TBH.
This is quite literally a mood.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 06:55:52 AM
This is where necro says "whichever ones the longest" :laugh:
So... according to the Dictionary that's
caress!
Still, corndogs for breakfast?
:D
Quote from: Deadmeat on Feb 25, 2019, 07:00:55 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 06:10:28 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0NOSo2WsAA7R9m?format=jpg&name=large)
Myself, TBH.
This is quite literally a mood.
Yaas!
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 06:59:22 AM
It's all you can eat til the admins show up.
If you wanna be direct about it. :-*
(Seriously, The Administration ≠ Puritans.)
I hope.
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 07:01:18 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 06:55:52 AM
This is where necro says "whichever ones the longest" :laugh:
So... according to the Dictionary that's caress!
Don't go easy on me, because I won't go easy back. ;D
I can be gentle. But I think a little pain immediately preceding pleasure boosts the effect.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 07:03:18 AM
Still, corndogs for breakfast?
:D
There is no corndog, there is no egg- you fool, weren't you listening?!
There's only the vicious viscous juice!
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 07:10:55 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 07:03:18 AM
Still, corndogs for breakfast?
:D
There is no corndog, there is no egg- you fool, weren't you listening?!
There's only the vicious viscous juice!
I was distracted by that delicious looking earlobe of yours.
Oh my. (https://www.emoji.co.uk/files/google-emojis/smileys-people-android/7229-flushed-face.png)
Since this started, the number of users has jumped 3 fold.
Bunch of voyeurs :laugh:
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 07:27:30 AM
Since this started, the number of users has jumped 3 fold.
Bunch of voyeurs :laugh:
:D
Eggmorph me Daddy!
I give the people what they want. ;D
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 07:31:15 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 07:27:30 AM
Since this started, the number of users has jumped 3 fold.
Bunch of voyeurs :laugh:
:D
Eggmorph me Daddy!
Gently nibbles on left earlobe.
Whispers "ssshhh, not yet. The children are watching"
Bites earlobe and immediately soothes with a kiss and lick.
Pulls back and stares into eyes.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 25, 2019, 07:48:15 AM
I give the people what they want. ;D
I give them what they need. ;D
Huggs!!!
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.444877257.3332/raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.jpg)
Avpg and I be like...
(https://i.imgur.com/DgTx5OW.jpg)
:D :D :D :D :D
I am not a one man show!
Where's my black cleansing lotion?!
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 25, 2019, 07:57:59 AM
Avpg and I be like...
(https://i.imgur.com/DgTx5OW.jpg)
:D :D :D :D :D
He's actually just staring at someones newspaper. Likely an article about fungi.
Mooaaar juice.
Oh? I got the impression you wanted me to stop. :laugh:
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 08:00:22 AM
I am not a one man show!
Nor am I, but I would show you what one man can do.
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 08:00:22 AM
Where's my black cleansing lotion?!
Is that what that was? I used it on a sandwich.
(https://i.imgur.com/RHSx2Bx.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/XvbSgh2.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/9K5JozQ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/PpEwXsI.jpg)
You know it be true. ;D
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 08:15:05 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 08:00:22 AM
I am not a one man show!
Nor am I, but I would show you what one man can do.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/0ef1686c1db8a0c4be111ec7e94f70b5/tenor.gif)
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 08:24:16 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 25, 2019, 08:15:05 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 08:00:22 AM
I am not a one man show!
Nor am I, but I would show you what one man can do.
https://media.tenor.com/images/0ef1686c1db8a0c4be111ec7e94f70b5/tenor.gif
That's the spirit!
No one will ever love you like I do.
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 06:20:48 AM
You Sir, are wrong- there are several variations. Several flavours and consistencies.
Yes, but there's only one The Juice!
This thread has awakened me from my ancient slumber.
Witness my resErection!
So you want stories necro? Well, here you go. I was 19 at the time. The names have been changed to protect the sexy.
As I stare into the eyes, I gently work my way down the forearms with my hands. So softly do my fingers move until I reach the wrists, when like powerful serpents, they slowly coil around them.
Maneuvering the arms slowly behind the back, I use my forearms to pull her towards me until we gently collide. The heat, the sweat , the skin mingles. I become acutely aware of my own heart. I hear it, I feel it. I stare at the vessels in her neck, the pulsation increasing in both frequency and strength, driving me to madness.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 25, 2019, 08:19:10 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/PpEwXsI.jpg)
:laugh:
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Feb 25, 2019, 08:40:10 AM
This thread has awakened me from my ancient slumber.
Witness my resErection!
(https://y.yarn.co/50b3f051-d4c9-428e-ba08-0aada82fe8a4_text.gif)
Pulling the wrists ever so slightly downward, I arch her back. Bringing the chest upward to my lips and our lower halves together. With teeth and tongue I partake of her, until at last, I ease my grip. As she wraps her arms around my neck, I place my left hand at the small of her back, and take her thigh in my right.
The sound of wet, as our lips mingle for the first time. My blood is fire, it will burn us both. Her breathing steadies as I lower her to the earth. I stare into her.
We take pleasure in each other.
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Feb 25, 2019, 08:40:11 AM
This thread has awakened me from my ancient slumber.
Witness my resErection!
Das it, bruh, let's tear this place apart. :D :D ;D
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 25, 2019, 09:18:17 AM
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Feb 25, 2019, 08:40:11 AM
This thread has awakened me from my ancient slumber.
Witness my resErection!
Das it, bruh, let's tear this place apart. :D :D ;D
Sounds
juicy.
Do you see what you've done to me? I'm getting lost in nostalgia when I should be asleep.
Waves and waves of peeny coming your way, huggs.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 25, 2019, 10:04:00 AM
Waves and waves of peeny coming your way, huggs.
No thanks, I'm a vagitarian. ;)
Now to sleep, and dream of the past. Perhaps I'll see her there.
MySteriOus oRgaNism...AnciEnt. UnKnoWabLe. ... LOOKS LIKE A PENIS, PREADAPTED TO PROVIDE HUMAN HOST OXYGEN
GIGER PAINTED THE FUTURE
THE PERVERSION AND TRANSFIGURATION OF TECH/MACHINE AND BASE HUMAN INSTINCT, SEXUALITY AND DEATH.
NOT ANCIENT SPACE ELEPHANTS, SATANIC, SEXUALLY REPRESSED A.I. >>>>>>> JUST ANOTHER PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D
IT'S PENISES ALL THE WAY DOWN, BABY!
(https://i.imgur.com/JXdxFR0.jpg)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/5kZ8RgK6iTqms/giphy.gif)
Quote from: The Kurgan on Feb 25, 2019, 10:29:16 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/5kZ8RgK6iTqms/giphy.gif)
:laugh:
That was worth the whole thread.
Necronomicon II, the Thrice-Banned, Inheretor of the Legacy of Daemos of AvPNews, The Juicelord.
Exnay on the uicjay.
Nyet. MORE juice
No can do.
I'm thoroughly milked and spasming
I need Orange juice and IV fluids.
I dunno how you intend to keep up if you're already drained of electrolytes at this early stage.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LikableFakeBluebottle-max-1mb.gif)
Got my postcount to leet, god knows how many it'd be if this subforum counted.
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Feb 26, 2019, 02:37:47 AM
Got my postcount to leet, god knows how many it'd be if this subforum counted.
I wish they all counted.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 02:58:09 AM
I wish they all counted.
"I wish you was a wishing well..."
Any chance you saw Public Enemy? Or another of James Cagney's old gangster flicks?
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 26, 2019, 04:07:57 AM
Any chance you saw Public Enemy? Or another of James Cagney's old gangster flicks?
White Heat is my favorite film of his. Probably seen it 50 or 60 times. I own the public enemy as well, but haven't seen it as much. I've seen him in other films here and there, but nothing that's hits me like white heat.
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 26, 2019, 04:20:01 AMWhite Heat is my favorite film of his. Probably seen it 50 or 60 times. I own the public enemy as well, but haven't seen it as much. I've seen him in other films here and there, but nothing that's hits me like white heat.
Haven't seen it that many times but everything else the same for me.
Not enough juice lads. Time to post risqué Giger.
(https://slowsoulburn.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/hr_giger_thenet_i2.jpg)
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Feb 26, 2019, 07:36:10 AM
Not enough juice lads. Time to post risqué Giger.
(https://slowsoulburn.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/hr_giger_thenet_i2.jpg)
That's more like it.
My juice levels are returning to normal.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.drinkingcinema.com%2Fuli%2F7zb.gif&hash=6344ed1125f17f454d48556e55ad71d0f98355a1)
Das it, mooaaaaar.
(https://i.imgur.com/KpaqXA2.jpg)
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Feb 25, 2019, 11:37:57 PM
Necronomicon II, the Thrice-Banned, Inheretor of the Legacy of Daemos of AvPNews, The Juicelord.
The juice must flow, muh breh. ;D
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 27, 2019, 08:51:50 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/KpaqXA2.jpg)
Back when I had a beard.
(https://i.imgur.com/1zjyrbHr.jpg)
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 27, 2019, 09:48:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1zjyrbHr.jpg)
I must go, my people need me. :laugh:
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 27, 2019, 09:48:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1zjyrbHr.jpg)
Ancient rome was a good time for all things juice.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/bc/af/0ebcafe514688d24fe2dc18681ae1d41.jpg)
Quote from: The Kurgan on Feb 27, 2019, 09:52:41 AM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 27, 2019, 09:48:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1zjyrbHr.jpg)
Ancient rome was a good time for all things juice.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/bc/af/0ebcafe514688d24fe2dc18681ae1d41.jpg
As if the robes and gladiators weren't a dead giveaway.
That, and they practiced literal c*ck-magic :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus
:D
Quote from: The Kurgan on Feb 27, 2019, 09:59:48 AM
That, and they practiced literal c*ck-magic :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus
:D
Magic?
Randy would be thrilled. ;D
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2019, 10:07:17 AM
Quote from: The Kurgan on Feb 27, 2019, 09:59:48 AM
That, and they practiced literal c*ck-magic :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus
:D
Magic?
Randy would be thrilled. ;D
Poor Randy. He was just born in the wrong time.
Back then his craft would have been appreciated ;D
All he had were penis monsters in aliens.
Das it. ;D :D
Space elephant fans don't enjoy the cock, so they'll be saying...
(https://i.imgur.com/YSGj6LC.jpg)
Depends...
No elephant, thank you.
I enjoy my eyeless, legless SJ though.
See, I read that as I enjoy my eyeless, legless BJ though. :D
Explains everything.
;D
(https://i.imgur.com/BJvr6k9.jpg)
Is this now becoming the nude painting thread? ;D
....
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/Courbet_Femme_aux_bas_blancs.jpg)
Nice. :-*
So MUCH JUICE.
(https://i.imgur.com/aihgkRO.jpg)
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TVfEjAyW4Fk/R2CEYHBjl4I/AAAAAAAAEfM/hsUPs6poZCo/s400/Mr.+D.jpg)
Valleys and valleys of juicy peeny. :D
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 27, 2019, 08:14:37 PM
Valleys and valleys of juicy peeny. :D
Well, we know what heaven looks like to you. ;D
I imagine you sliding down giant penises while naked with a giant smile on your face, as 80's love ballads play overhead.
Running through a forest of Wang, getting gently whacked by the "wood" as though they were giant blades of grass .
Finally diving off a waterfall of lubricants and essential oils, and you emerge in the arms of Fassbender, who carries you into the mountain of love. The mountain is shaped like butt cheeks , but thats inconsequential. We will not discuss the entrance.
Couldn't find as much drawings from Superbad as I did in the past. Turns out they turned it into a book so they took most drawings offline.
You can read the book here for free.
http://www.fonducci.com/img/Superbad%20-%20The%20Drawings.pdf
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2019, 09:23:40 PM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 27, 2019, 08:14:37 PM
Valleys and valleys of juicy peeny. :D
Well, we know what heaven looks like to you. ;D
I imagine you sliding down giant penises while naked with a giant smile on your face, as 80's love ballads play overhead.
Running through a forest of Wang, getting gently whacked by the "wood" as though they were giant blades of grass .
Finally diving off a waterfall of lubricants and essential oils, and you emerge in the arms of Fassbender, who carries you into the mountain of love. The mountain is shaped like butt cheeks , but thats inconsequential. We will not discuss the entrance.
Das it mmmmm. :D ;D
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 28, 2019, 02:38:23 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 27, 2019, 09:23:40 PM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 27, 2019, 08:14:37 PM
Valleys and valleys of juicy peeny. :D
Well, we know what heaven looks like to you. ;D
I imagine you sliding down giant penises while naked with a giant smile on your face, as 80's love ballads play overhead.
Running through a forest of Wang, getting gently whacked by the "wood" as though they were giant blades of grass .
Finally diving off a waterfall of lubricants and essential oils, and you emerge in the arms of Fassbender, who carries you into the mountain of love. The mountain is shaped like butt cheeks , but thats inconsequential. We will not discuss the entrance.
Das it mmmmm. :D ;D
I think necros true heaven would be built a lot like an old videogame map: the core of the thing is tiddies and vagenes as far as eye can see but the "skybox" surrounding it is endless dicks alternating with Fassbenders grinning face.
My own is similar and you might just see it if i get around to finishing this gott danged dreamscape graphic novella.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Yeaaaahhhhhhh
My ideal juicy Covenant sequel will be basically David becoming a biomech demi-god and just f**king marines up the ass and having giant Giger orgies with other androids and all writhing together in frothing, slathering juicy glory.
...
...
...
....
....
...
;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m211sy1MJx1qlwunto1_500.gif&hash=fee85c9d5ad7fb3c07874653d31709bdeeec46d4)
Seems all is quiet on the southern front.
Let sleeping do(n)gs lie.
penis
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 07, 2019, 01:46:55 AM
Boy, there's a walk down mammary lane.
I watched the final season again last week. The one they did in 2011.
Too bad it was only one. Think I read somewhere the creator actually hates the characters and what they stand for.
Anyway, it's a great season. Even better with a few beers.
Shame they can't release the old seasons with the music videos included.
It's classic tv.
Sorry been uh, "busy", if u know what I mean...
Keep the juice flowing.
8--------D --- - -
No.
Putting a kink in the kink, as it were.
Perhaps.
It can't last for long.
Mah homeboy is newly single and playing the field. The juice flows like wine i'm guessing.
Thirst!!!
Necro was always a thirsty muhfugga but now he's on the loose
🌊🌊🌊
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 11, 2019, 04:51:16 AM
🌊🌊🌊
I'm seeing tongues.
Blue tongues, but tongues.
And maybe some Gatorade.
Peep yer emails Old One
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2019, 05:33:24 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Mar 11, 2019, 04:51:16 AM
🌊🌊🌊
I'm seeing tongues.
Blue tongues, but tongues.
And maybe some Gatorade.
Idiot.
They're Smurf arms, attempting to flex their biceps.
It's SPLOOSH.
Maybe it's powerade and not Gatorade.
Hahahaha well my single-hood didn't last too long :D Life is insane i tell yah :D
Don't know if anyone else has been in a relationship spanning nearly a decade but to be honest the dissolution was already happening two years back, the pain was beyond words but the denial I think was at the crux of it. And now I've basically met my twin, intense, life just throws massive curveballs.
Life's queer.
It would seem the juice has run out.
Nah. Got my old avatar back so it's time to give ya meat a good rub
Nice.
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Mar 31, 2019, 05:32:16 AM
Nah. Got my old avatar back so it's time to give ya meat a good rub
Rub shmub. Treat your meat to a solid beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X49Dq5u60I8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X49Dq5u60I8)
I could do some serious neck nibblin in this weather.
Some shoulder, maybe an ear or two.
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cartoonbucket.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F08%2FHungry-Wile.E-Coyote.gif&hash=7c3e67c10d511f753dac7bf43f34467f92756d1f)
f**kin' THIRSTY
(https://i.imgur.com/sYNhD0X.gif?noredirect)
(https://l00kingbey0nd.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/orange-juice-vid21.gif)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DevotedWillingAdeliepenguin-size_restricted.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l1jTAftavIv6/giphy.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/0Hisvyv.gif)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SoftAmazingAfricanhornbill-size_restricted.gif)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SentimentalScarceBlackbuck-size_restricted.gif)
that's the spirit
Bless her heart, she's getting fluids all over her. ;D
(https://i.imgur.com/iI85p8P.gif)
;)
mfw
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.johncoulthart.com%2Ffeuilleton%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F05%2Fjosephtailor2.jpg&hash=c4752a72ecdc6ea8339b0cdac3bfe459eac23982)
(https://www.wykop.pl/cdn/c3201142/comment_MZj5qiPyEzUkzX2PofS5hhNyWXiz7076.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Cx7yNo5TsPQru/giphy.gif)
(Cracks whip) "Back! Back I say! Down into the sex dungeon with you!"
That was amazing.
I'm suprised there is a dick thread on AVP Galaxy.
Seriously? The Alien's a walking dick. lol
A human dick thread. :P
Is this thread an Alien homage? Whats next? A thread to honor our favorite pussyfaced monster too? Lol
Genital equality and all.
So this is the dick thread now?
Or I could rename the pun thread and turn it into the toilet humour thread?
Quote from: Samhain13 on Apr 02, 2019, 07:22:54 PM
I'm suprised there is a dick thread on AVP Galaxy.
Yeah, much as I hate to say it, its a sausage fest in here.
(https://i.imgur.com/vr0UXbP.gif)
Still too much meat.
This threads gonna get vapor lock.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 08:36:01 PM
Yeah, much as I hate to say it, its a sausage fest in here.
Does this help:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lasertimepodcast.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F08%2FPredator2-picture06.jpg&hash=aa4c1789241c586647a0afa8c8d36cb278a3285c)
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 02, 2019, 09:55:44 PM
This threads gonna get vapor lock.
It only lasted this long because the staff was too terrified to enter it.
That ain't what I meant Sam :laugh:
But yeah, I'd wager there are a lot of voyeurs here who don't post.
S&M's ;) probably reading this daily.
(https://i.imgur.com/u6VTi2j.gif)
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 03, 2019, 03:08:37 AM
https://i.imgur.com/u6VTi2j.gif
Oh... the thread can get weirder. So this is what happens when the mods are sleeping. :P
Mods are asleep, post dicks
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEdv1XceTDHmGP6i4/giphy.gif)
You guys are getting a spanking when they wake up.
Yeah, they're crashing this thread with no survivors
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/743/Untitled-1.png)
Ah, the dreaded double stream.
From Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights:
Voyeurism?
Quote from: Erik Lehnsherr on Apr 09, 2019, 11:39:58 PM
Voyeurism?
Only if you stare.
Sink your teeth into a neck and smack some booty.
This place is getting dry.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 10, 2019, 12:36:47 AM
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Straight for the yarbles.
"It's a very important work of art."
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Go ahead. I dare ya.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 10, 2019, 02:09:17 AM
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You trying to kill mosquitos?
Slap that thing like a Carl Jr's commercial!
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 10, 2019, 02:22:56 AM
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 10, 2019, 03:28:15 AM
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To protect and TO SERVE.
You'd think this thread would have more staying power.
It's easier to juice the recess thread.
Every time i go into that thread there's some weird roleplay going on and i just back out slowly
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Apr 15, 2019, 07:28:21 PM
Every time i go into that thread there's some weird roleplay going on and i just back out slowly
What's wrong with a little role play? ;D
In bedrooms or at a table with D20's, absolutely nothing, but on the internet it does my head in.
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Apr 15, 2019, 07:28:21 PM
Every time i go into that thread there's some weird roleplay going on and i just back out slowly
-Make up your own character and force yourself into the conversation.
-Pretend you're a critic and review the posts.
-Comment in the form of a gif.
-Post juicy and related things in pun/double meaning format.
-...
Just join in.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 15, 2019, 08:44:04 PM
I agree, actually.
That's because you keep changing age and identity. Pick a character and slowly build it up. Or steal one somewhere. Or make mix of several.
Isn't that what the Just Talk topic is for?
This thread is off the rails.
Someone say something sexy, and quick.
Gains.
One without gains truly is.
The future is a cold nightmare.
Gay.
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Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 16, 2019, 01:14:19 AM
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Ah, Tourettes.
The language of love.
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Quote from: The Old One on Apr 24, 2019, 02:08:18 AM
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$10!
I miss the recession.
I knew those pony guys were perverts
It's real, the show's aware, lmao.
As is:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8567956480/h94D92CD2/)
I'm starting to think you're a male brony, with a child"s brain, in an adult body.
Isn't that a double or triple restatement?
Might be.
I'm not that familiar with the brony scene.
Lmao, I am, but I am a girl.
So "Brony" isn't applicable.
Quote from: CANCERBLACK on Apr 24, 2019, 02:37:48 AM
I knew those pony guys were perverts
Google "clopper."
A descriptor for you?
Don't judge.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 24, 2019, 11:40:36 PM
Lmao, I am, but I am a girl.
So "Brony" isn't applicable.
I used the first Google result without doing any further research, because, well, I don't care that much.
Urban Dictionary: Brony
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brony
A fan of the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Often male, but female fans are not uncommon. (plural: bronies)
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 24, 2019, 11:47:10 PM
A descriptor for you?
He's just trouble on a local scale.
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Apr 24, 2019, 11:56:48 PM
Urban Dictionary: Brony
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brony
A fan of the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Often male, but female fans are not uncommon. (plural: bronies)
Aye, fair enough.
Pegasister: Word for a female fan of the show My little pony: Friendship is magic. (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pegasister)
Quote from: Local Trouble on Apr 24, 2019, 11:45:26 PM
Quote from: CANCERBLACK on Apr 24, 2019, 02:37:48 AM
I knew those pony guys were perverts
Google "clopper."
Never google stuff you see on the Recreation Area folks.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Apr 24, 2019, 11:45:26 PM
Quote from: CANCERBLACK on Apr 24, 2019, 02:37:48 AM
I knew those pony guys were perverts
Google "clopper."
I don't need to.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Apr 25, 2019, 02:41:55 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Hold my beer.
I'm not sure you can out-do me on this one.
Unfortunally it might be the case.
"Like this one time... At band camp..."
Where the f**k did Old Ones post go?
You only noticed now that she deletes some of her posts after a while?
Yes, although it explains some previous confusion
No fight, no enthusiasm. >:(
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Run to the high ground she is angry.
We'll be fine.
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Apr 25, 2019, 03:04:52 AM
Where the f**k did Old Ones post go?
They tend to randomly change or disappear by the minute.
Quote from: Samhain13 on Apr 25, 2019, 03:20:12 AM
Run to the high ground she is angry.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 25, 2019, 03:12:00 AM
https://media1.giphy.com/media/JAsM4QXbe92co/200w.webp?cid=790b76115cc128f563555659364a6852
Either that or there's a poop coming.
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Naughty!
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 25, 2019, 03:38:26 AM
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Naughty!
Am I to be punished?
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Spoiler
Spoiler
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Quote from: The Old One on Apr 25, 2019, 03:52:30 AM
Spoiler
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Whatever you do, don't throw those away.
Thirst
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 25, 2019, 05:33:46 AM
Thirst
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Hehehe
I snooze now.
Nini.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 25, 2019, 05:59:50 AM
Hehehe
I sleep now
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Now then,
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What have you told Jack Crawford about me?
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 25, 2019, 05:58:47 AM
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 25, 2019, 05:33:46 AM
Thirst
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Once you use Hannibal in anything it becomes 20% classier and 99% gayer, this is a simple fact.
Quote from: [CANCERBLACK] on Apr 25, 2019, 06:20:58 AM
Once you use Hannibal in anything it becomes 20% classier and 99% gayer, this is a simple fact.
I'm confident enough in my heterosexuality to quote from the best.
Mikkelson is king of the Hannibals.
Just so we're clear, i'm not trying to attribute anything negative to homosexuality. Just that using pics, gifs, quotes, etc from that show makes any interaction both better and very very gay.
It's the homo-superior.
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He's also an alpha male.
Ask Bloom and Bedelia.
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No.
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 25, 2019, 04:07:58 PM
He's also an alpha male.
Ask Bloom and Bedelia.
You mean the women he used to manipulate his boyfriend into position?
100%
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 25, 2019, 11:59:42 PM
No.
2 Juicy 4 U?
Which sounds like music band made up of perverts like the one in the picture, who I assume is good avatar for the average male brony.
My favourite gay Hannibal couple though;
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/6B3onQsro3neU/giphy.gif)
Lawd Alana, Margot Verger.
(https://i.imgur.com/vr0UXbP.gif)
Alternatively.
(https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/hannibal-ep6-26-42.gif)
Spoiler
Blue, it's the warmest colour.
Quote from: The Old One on Apr 27, 2019, 04:24:20 AM
Spoiler
Blue, it's the warmest colour.
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Quote from: [cancerblack] on Apr 26, 2019, 12:08:15 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Apr 25, 2019, 04:07:58 PM
He's also an alpha male.
Ask Bloom and Bedelia.
You mean the women he used to manipulate his boyfriend into position?
Hannibal is a bisexual cannibal.
He's tough, supremely intelligent, cold blooded, and a master manipulator.
Dudes freakin' unbeatable. A much better bad guy than Walter White, I'd say.
But of course Walt was just a doormat for most of his whole life, Hannibal wasn't.
Everyone's comments everywhere on Mads Mikkelsen's Hannibal prove he'd make an excellent android.
I could see him loving David, killing David, continuing his work or a combination of those.
Or my preference, them working together to destroy humanity. Dum dum duuum!
Y no juice
Old One going full clop out here
Naw, just enjoying some Maud Pie.
I don't know what that means but your avatar is clearly some kind of lewd picture of a horse
It's the character's name.
And to be specific yes, it's a lewd avatar but it's just that.
It's not part of a larger image, only an inferred circumstance.
/Yeah.
The sacred duty of all Warhammer 40k dweebs upon discovering furry or pony presence:
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Lmao, what is this? 2007?
Spoiler
I'm joking.
I think that's vintage 2005 actually. Nothing like a truly ancient meme to start the day.
Aging like a fine wine or milk? I can't decide, maybe both mixed together.
More like raisins than wine. It looks like little nuggets of shit but tastes good.
MSN messageboard flavour.
The thread's already unclean;
Spoiler
https://youtu.be/YNbVinzVDPQ
GOTCHA, it's music.
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Quote from: [cancerblack] on May 01, 2019, 09:58:31 PM
I don't know what that means but your avatar is clearly some kind of lewd picture of a horse
What's wrong with a little post-sybian perspiration?
Cue Voodoo Magic:
"It's worse, it's so much worse."
Quote from: The Old One on May 02, 2019, 04:00:04 AM
Cue me sleeping.
I'm getting pretty tired myself for some reason.
Quote from: The Old One on May 02, 2019, 04:00:04 AM
Cue Voodoo Magic:
"It's worse, it's so much worse."
Oh, now I gotta know. ;D
No chance! :D
Is this one of those conversations where Old One deleted the initial post?
No.
Then I need to go drink my morning coffee and re read the last page because at present I'm confused as f**k.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on May 02, 2019, 08:12:15 PM
Then I need to go drink my morning coffee and re read the last page because at present I'm confused as f**k.
Yeah, that's the way you like it!
:laugh:
Do you like Waffles Huggs?
Spoiler
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Quote from: The Old One on May 03, 2019, 12:15:24 AM
Do you like Waffles Huggs?
Spoiler
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Sure do. Lots of moist holes to sink my tongue into.
Mmm.
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What did i miss?
Oh nuthin'
Does rule 34 apply to Bioware games?
Did I say something funny? :-\
I'm confused. :-[
So innocent.
Spoiler
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heh "molestia" is actually a decent joke.
I don't get it. :-\
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I'm sure they appreciate the compliment.
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Quote from: The Old One on May 09, 2019, 04:56:16 AM
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Some like snails, some oysters, some both...and some pumpkins.
He seems happy with his pumpkins.
Dance for me
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Hugh already did
The thirst is unquenchable.
I don't know what's The Juice post worthy anymore, the thread's near a abstract creation now lol.
Titillation won't do.
She had mad skills in that movie.
Whomst.
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you f**kin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is f**k another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous f**king visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish f**king gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been f**king nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this f**king disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're f**king Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on May 11, 2019, 10:12:42 PM
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you f**kin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is f**k another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous f**king visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish f**king gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been f**king nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this f**king disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're f**king Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
You must've caught it on lifetime tv.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on May 11, 2019, 10:12:42 PM
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you f**kin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is f**k another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous f**king visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish f**king gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been f**king nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this f**king disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're f**king Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Read it in Arnold's voice and accent for some reason and nearly choked on my breakfast laughing :D
Quote from: The Kurgan on May 12, 2019, 09:46:26 AM
Read it in Arnold's voice and accent for some reason and nearly choked on my breakfast laughing :D
I just did the same thing. It was hilarious.
And Arnold hiding his face. Pffft. The only thing Arnie was hiding in that scene was his boner. :laugh:
Quote from: [cancerblack] on May 11, 2019, 10:12:42 PM
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you f**kin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is f**k another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous f**king visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish f**king gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been f**king nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this f**king disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're f**king Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
This have copypasta potential.
He'd be more like,
"And I'm sitting deyah, with my legs crossed and my veenie about to byurst from within my khakis. Oh Jamie Lee Cyurtis, you Valkyrie, you temptress, yoowah dancing has pyerveerted me. I am not heeyah. I am alone, on a snowy mountain, so coold, so snow cuvvad in the coold snow. Sh*t! It is not veerking! Oh no, the makeup lady is coming. She vil see it! And Jim vil see it too, and he'll either yell at me some moowah or want to put it in the moovy. Mother Austria, give me strength!"
Quote from: Samhain13 on May 15, 2019, 04:09:29 AM
Quote from: [cancerblack] on May 11, 2019, 10:12:42 PM
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you f**kin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is f**k another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous f**king visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish f**king gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been f**king nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this f**king disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're f**king Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
This have copypasta potential.
It's already a stale old pasta.
Quote from: The Kurgan on May 12, 2019, 09:46:26 AM
Read it in Arnold's voice and accent for some reason and nearly choked on my breakfast laughing :D
The voice is as iconic as the man himself.
I watched quite a lot of stand-up comedy and there are so many who do a bit involving his voice.
One said something like "Doing his voice always cheers me up."
But black, white or latino,... Most love him. As do I. Hail, the Schwarz!
And thanks for starting to talk about it, because re-watching these bits put a big smile on my face.
Godfrey
Aries Spears
Jim Gaffigan
https://youtu.be/t2nXREpGbRQ?t=127
Real juice.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D64mi8fXYAEhx6T.jpg:large)
Credit @Norasuko
Honestly, looks a bit creepy. Like, it's clearly some kind of lesser demon or cannibalistic elf that shouldn't be trusted.
Blessed Norasuko, new comic.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8Z642rXoAEMqlA?format=jpg&name=medium)
Quote from: The Old One on Jun 07, 2019, 01:02:54 PM
Blessed Norasuko, new comic.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8Z642rXoAEMqlA?format=jpg&name=medium)
Meow baby.
Can i ask i dumb question? What "juice" actually stands for?
;D
Quote from: Kradan on Jun 08, 2019, 06:17:29 AM
Can i ask i dumb question? What "juice" actually stands for?
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--WHCNTBXr--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/iv9uozqbi5pvc2adubm3.jpg)
Haha perfect.
So sperm basically?
Semen (which contains sperm) explicitly. But also other bodily fluids.
"There are many kinds...of juice"
(Said in my best Ricardo Montalban voice)
I suddenly smell rich Corinthian Leather.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/rbSwFgcZV1nvW/giphy.gif)
Gay.
Quote from: Samhain13 on Jun 09, 2019, 12:52:13 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/rbSwFgcZV1nvW/giphy.gif
"...Built up for 35 years, just wantin' and wantin'. WHOO! Might make ya head blow off!" - Eddie Murphy
Let's keep this train rolling lmao
Quote from: Kradan on Jun 08, 2019, 06:17:29 AM
Can i ask i dumb question? What "juice" actually stands for?
(https://i.imgur.com/1F5NHJy.jpg)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GenuineRigidKitty-size_restricted.gif)
Quote from: P-Rock on Oct 04, 2019, 08:13:32 AM
https://i.imgur.com/1F5NHJy.jpg
Fresh blended wife.
Quote from: The Kurgan on Oct 04, 2019, 08:41:44 AM
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GenuineRigidKitty-size_restricted.gif
Looks like fun, but I'll need something bigger.
I'm detecting a distinct lack of juice in this sector.
So add it goddamit !
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/b282ab0d5f1f8fafe7f563999cd9228c/tenor.gif)
Quote from: P-Rock on Oct 04, 2019, 08:13:32 AM
Quote from: Kradan on Jun 08, 2019, 06:17:29 AM
Can i ask i dumb question? What "juice" actually stands for?
https://i.imgur.com/1F5NHJy.jpg
The one and only Juice!
Bodily fluids.
Ok, guys and girls, I get it .
Ah yes, the tie that binds us together.
At least until the paint thinner does its work.
Necronomicon II: Building Better Juices.
JUICE WARS
EPISODE I
THE PHANTOM STAIN
Turmoil has engulfed the Galaxy Forum.
The moderation of smut posts in
off topic threads is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a
shitpost of cummy memes, the sleazy
Necronomicon II has stopped all quality
posting to the small rec board.
While the congress of the Forum endlessly
debates this alarming chain of events,
Corporal Hicks has secretly dispatched two
Moderators, the guardians of peace and
justice in the Galaxy, to settle the conflict....
I was trying to download the last flick of Joaquin Phoenix, but maybe I got the wrong movie :-X
(https://i.imgur.com/7T9SHc7.jpg)
Then, when I scroll down to the comments... :-\
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/NjPZKkf.jpg)
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Oct 09, 2019, 09:32:40 AM
JUICE WARS
EPISODE I
THE PHANTOM STAIN
Turmoil has engulfed the Galaxy Forum.
The moderation of smut posts in
off topic threads is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a
shitpost of cummy memes, the sleazy
Necronomicon II has stopped all quality
posting to the small rec board.
While the congress of the Forum endlessly
debates this alarming chain of events,
Corporal Hicks has secretly dispatched two
Moderators, the guardians of peace and
justice in the Galaxy, to settle the conflict....
:laugh:
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Oct 09, 2019, 09:32:40 AM
JUICE WARS
EPISODE I
THE PHANTOM STAIN
Turmoil has engulfed the Galaxy Forum.
The moderation of smut posts in
off topic threads is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a
shitpost of cummy memes, the sleazy
Necronomicon II has stopped all quality
posting to the small rec board.
While the congress of the Forum endlessly
debates this alarming chain of events,
Corporal Hicks has secretly dispatched two
Moderators, the guardians of peace and
justice in the Galaxy, to settle the conflict....
Finally, something good comes from Star Wars.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Oct 09, 2019, 09:32:40 AM
JUICE WARS
EPISODE I
THE PHANTOM STAIN
Turmoil has engulfed the Galaxy Forum.
The moderation of smut posts in
off topic threads is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a
shitpost of cummy memes, the sleazy
Necronomicon II has stopped all quality
posting to the small rec board.
While the congress of the Forum endlessly
debates this alarming chain of events,
Corporal Hicks has secretly dispatched two
Moderators, the guardians of peace and
justice in the Galaxy, to settle the conflict....
Someone has to compose epic fanfare music for this
~~~ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps ~~~
(https://i.imgur.com/SyURNrW.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/NhGWjIp.jpg)
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 09, 2019, 11:34:13 PM
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Oct 09, 2019, 09:32:40 AM
JUICE WARS
EPISODE I
THE PHANTOM STAIN
Turmoil has engulfed the Galaxy Forum.
The moderation of smut posts in
off topic threads is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a
shitpost of cummy memes, the sleazy
Necronomicon II has stopped all quality
posting to the small rec board.
While the congress of the Forum endlessly
debates this alarming chain of events,
Corporal Hicks has secretly dispatched two
Moderators, the guardians of peace and
justice in the Galaxy, to settle the conflict....
Someone has to compose epic fanfare music for this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
Whip cracking valkyries in black latex.
It's alittle intense, but profoundly German.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 09, 2019, 11:44:15 PM
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 09, 2019, 11:34:13 PM
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Oct 09, 2019, 09:32:40 AM
JUICE WARS
EPISODE I
THE PHANTOM STAIN
Turmoil has engulfed the Galaxy Forum.
The moderation of smut posts in
off topic threads is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a
shitpost of cummy memes, the sleazy
Necronomicon II has stopped all quality
posting to the small rec board.
While the congress of the Forum endlessly
debates this alarming chain of events,
Corporal Hicks has secretly dispatched two
Moderators, the guardians of peace and
justice in the Galaxy, to settle the conflict....
Someone has to compose epic fanfare music for this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
Whip cracking valkyries in black latex.
It's alittle intense, but profoundly German.
David: New security code 'David 73694-B'.
Mother : Welcome, how may I help you?
David : How about some porn, Mother?
(https://i.imgur.com/VXen3k7.png)
Mother: Erection?
David: Lasse Braun - Historical Porn act ll - The Vikings
Mother: Yes, David. As you wish.
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/G3ZX20T.jpg)
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 09, 2019, 11:35:32 PM
~~~ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps ~~~
https://i.imgur.com/SyURNrW.jpg
Isn't it f**king laser sword ? Where's the burnt hole in her cheek ? :D
It's just the display model.
Dude, I'm kidding
Display model as in a real lightsaber store. Like if it was an actual display model really being used in the star wars universe.
What she has there in her mouth is a toy.
...oh dear.
Quote from: Huggs on Oct 10, 2019, 12:28:28 AM
What she has there in her mouth is a toy.
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(https://i.imgur.com/bC7A3oT.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/5eyVq6S.gif)
Alas, poor Necronomicon, he hath availed himself of this place. And going out amongst the penile mounts and phallic fields, shall endlessly explore that land of metaphor and imagery, forevermore. Wherein shall they find their purpose, those of whom fate has left behind? Here amongst the dry and barren glands, where jest of conquest and admiration of forms desirable led them to greater things. Woe unto them that linger, for the fluid flows no more.
- Huggs
2020 A.D.
Ayyyyy, juice never dies, it lies dormant, thicc, waiting for a lithe caress, lo! The throbbing.
;)
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(https://i.ibb.co/XkT8tF0/2644070-Friendship-is-Magic-My-Little-Pony-Starlight-Glimmer-Trixie-Lulamoon-Twisted-Scarlett.png)
No hooves, get outta here with your humanised nsfw you coward! Also I loathe that term, poor Donut Joe... always spiralling into tax fraud.
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(https://i.ibb.co/hHrdLhL/f570155de59fe08e728385efccefbc5b18242266-hq.gif)
https://youtu.be/SBWYOlaIBYI
You haven't heard?
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I... don't understand.
I'm a filthy casual when it comes to MLP
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Sep 04, 2020, 01:20:36 PM
You haven't heard?
My pretentious way of saying
"Nope" ☝
You're certainly filthy.
Nah, I'm just a perfectly imperfect being like you and everyone else.
I wasn't even being serious :laugh:
I heard a rumour about page 24.
The question is, just how blatantly pornographic are the spoiler tags that take us there gunna be?
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Very
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NSFW obviously
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Seriously
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Since we're already doing the brightly coloured cartoon thing, have an entry level but patrician kink - the demon worships you:
(https://i.imgur.com/QqnUegM.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/Z6oPiUI.jpg)
When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was about OJ ngl
Nope
(https://i.gyazo.com/a402fb2c53b9b13281238e383e621a7d.png)
Since I was talking to myself, I have no idea
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(https://i.ibb.co/2ddhxZV/4dvxod.gif)
However, I wonder how page 34 is going to be :o
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 04, 2020, 09:59:46 PM
Since I was talking to myself, I have no idea
Promises have been made around that, but apparently 24 is the number of that particular beast.
yeah scrolling through the thread it makes sense why Jonesy is a redhead.
Souless bastard :laugh:
With Scott's penchant for unusual ideas, we'd better be careful.
"Horse Hentai! Write that down!"
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 04, 2020, 10:46:12 PM
With Scott's penchant for unusual ideas, we'd better be careful.
"Horse Hentai! Write that down!"
TBH I've had pretty good success in Alien themed RPGs with giving people the monkey's paw version of their fetish as horror.
Fetish? As in singular?
People need to diversify that kink portfolio.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 04, 2020, 11:02:43 PM
Fetish? As in singular?
People need to diversify that kink portfolio.
Nah, to really give people the heebie jeebies you pick one and subvert it into the ground.
Indeed. Once you've seen tentacle hentai, you'll never see Andy Serkis the same way again.
Tentacles can be romantic too ::)
(https://i.ibb.co/jkb3Zfw/gif-1.gif)
I'll get some degenerate Scar X Lex stuff later, they have tons of horrific abominable unions between the two.
(https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/2/14/1362760.jpeg)
Warm up.
Spoiler
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2018/9/30/1844724/medium.png)
Spoiler
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2018/9/30/1844725/medium.png)
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(https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/2/15/1088499/medium.jpg)
I saw that.
Me too.
We're getting teased.
Dead Post
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Sep 04, 2020, 11:55:42 PM
(https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/2/14/1362760.jpeg)
Warm up.
Spoiler
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2018/9/30/1844724/medium.png)
Spoiler
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2018/9/30/1844725/medium.png)
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(https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/2/15/1088499/medium.jpg)
Preserved for...uh...future reference.
Spoiler
;)
NSFW
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(https://derpicdn.net/img/2018/9/14/1832604/medium.jpeg)
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2018/9/18/1835699/medium.png)
Oh good I was worried it'd all be tasteful like the first post.
Still remember the first time I f*cked a horse.
Course, I'm just kiddin. I think.
what is it with you guys and f**king ponies. Jesus christ.
The Internet: Medium of Enlightenment.
Quote from: Tichinde on Sep 05, 2020, 12:23:03 AM
what is it with you guys and f**king ponies. Jesus christ.
Everybody's got their thing.
Cum, as you are. As it were.
Spoiler
I'm naughty sometimes :-X
(https://i.ibb.co/8rKjfKT/starlight-glimmer-and-trixie-pool-love-by-vest-dc8xw4a-pre.jpg)
NSFW
Spoiler
(https://i.ibb.co/XyNYfzj/1172266.gif)
(https://i.ibb.co/sscNc5Z/3ba5cb1321176300.png)
Dead Post.
Quote from: Tichinde on Sep 05, 2020, 12:23:03 AM
what is it with you guys and f**king ponies. Jesus christ.
Welcome to the internet, please enjoy your stay and complimentary mental scarring.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Sep 05, 2020, 12:46:12 AM
Quote from: Tichinde on Sep 05, 2020, 12:23:03 AM
what is it with you guys and f**king ponies. Jesus christ.
Welcome to the internet, please enjoy your stay and complimentary mental scarring.
I think he's ready for the spider.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 05, 2020, 12:45:22 AM
Spoiler
I'm naughty sometimes :-X
(https://i.ibb.co/8rKjfKT/starlight-glimmer-and-trixie-pool-love-by-vest-dc8xw4a-pre.jpg)
Spoiler
(https://i.ibb.co/X7zpPYz/tumblr-pct8lnb-LBv1qktyjjo1-1280.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/kGd1GLw/c-RXDWr-Rb-C9h1i-Gaah-Nvci-C4h-we-XCi-XEFc-XNAt-Jm0d0.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/Zgw9SD4/trixie-and-starlight-night-party-hangout-by-newyorkx3-dbm6u1k-fullview.jpg)
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(https://i.ibb.co/XyNYfzj/1172266.gif)
(https://i.ibb.co/wQj2YdT/sitting-behind-the-barn-by-skecchiart-d9q5p16-fullview.jpg)
Spoiler
(https://i.ibb.co/VmbTkmJ/derpibooru-2175311.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/mCBrD0f/deviantart-mail-Ner-825086307.jpg)
NSFW
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(https://i.ibb.co/sscNc5Z/3ba5cb1321176300.png)
Oh no... we're into the hand-coloured shit
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Sep 05, 2020, 12:46:00 AM
NSFW
Spoiler
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(https://derpicdn.net/img/2019/3/1/1974288/medium.png)
Trust me you can't handle this stuff...
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You asked for it.
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(https://derpicdn.net/img/2017/2/5/1356070/medium.png)
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/7/23/1207475/medium.gif)
I know, I'm sorry.
Real Deviant Hours, good job
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 05, 2020, 12:49:37 AM
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Sep 05, 2020, 12:46:12 AM
Quote from: Tichinde on Sep 05, 2020, 12:23:03 AM
what is it with you guys and f**king ponies. Jesus christ.
Welcome to the internet, please enjoy your stay and complimentary mental scarring.
I think he's ready for the spider.
Go find the gif if you want, I might post the new and improved comic version later
Nah nah. I've seen some pretty f**ked shit, easily worse than what I saw here today. I just hope the MLP is shitposting. Bronies must be eradicated from the earth imho.
Also yes, Shomi the spider... I am ready ;D
Oh goodness, I didnt know it went back into r&d.
It's not shitposting. For further information:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hMcRFjCrlc
Quote from: Tichinde on Sep 05, 2020, 12:53:12 AM
Nah nah. I've seen some pretty f**ked shit, easily worse than what I saw here today. I just hope the MLP is shitposting. Bronies must be eradicated from the earth imho.
Also yes, Shomi the spider... I am ready ;D
If it's shitposting or not may differ from poster to poster.
Yeah, no. I prefer humans myself.
look. if you all want to f**k anthropomorphic ponies be my guest. I am in full support of whatever weird phenomenon this is as long as it doesn't hurt anyone (or anyone's Horse >:() man.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Sep 05, 2020, 01:12:39 AM
Yeah, no. I prefer humans myself.
H.R Giger wouldn't stand for this cowardice.
Quote from: Tichinde on Sep 05, 2020, 01:12:44 AM
look. if you all want to f**k anthropomorphic ponies be my guest. I am in full support of whatever weird phenomenon this is as long as it doesn't hurt anyone (or anyone's Horse >:() man.
The phenomenon's well past it's peak now, but for some reason it still riles up people, parts of it make me glad it's receeded.
I can feel the nuke approaching.
Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJzi3aYuzek
Soundtrack.
yeah sure why not, I'll join in the fun with something safe for work. But you know what it means ;)
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(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/603703151090073823/751613331818676285/unknown.png?width=660&height=452)
I mean fellas... come on... just... come on :-X
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Sep 05, 2020, 01:22:48 AM
I can feel the nuke approaching.
It's been a pleasure smutposting with you all -_-7
Quote from: Tichinde on Sep 05, 2020, 01:23:49 AM
yeah sure why not, I'll join in the fun with something safe for work. But you know what it means ;)
Spoiler
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/603703151090073823/751613331818676285/unknown.png?width=660&height=452)
I mean fellas... come on... just... come on :-X
I don't see what's the matter? Looks no different to me than say, a snake's mouth.
You have a filthy mind.
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Sep 05, 2020, 01:26:55 AM
Quote from: Tichinde on Sep 05, 2020, 01:23:49 AM
yeah sure why not, I'll join in the fun with something safe for work. But you know what it means ;)
Spoiler
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/603703151090073823/751613331818676285/unknown.png?width=660&height=452)
I mean fellas... come on... just... come on :-X
I don't see what's the matter? Looks no different to me than say, a snake's mouth.
You have a filthy mind.
Harrigan disagrees
None of what's been excreted is anywhere close to humanoids screwing with multifarious machines lmao Giger spits on your ponies with biomechanical spermatozoa. :D
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Sep 05, 2020, 01:29:57 AM
None of what's been excreted is anywhere close to humanoids screwing with multifarious machines lmao Giger spits on your ponies with biomechanical spermatozoa. :D
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/6/23/1184994/medium.jpeg)
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Sep 05, 2020, 01:29:57 AM
None of what's been excreted is anywhere close to humanoids screwing with multifarious machines lmao Giger spits on your ponies with biomechanical spermatozoa. :D
Did Giger create Nier Automota? If not, then I'm ahead of him in sexual advancement artforms. For I too see the beauty of a bio-mechanical humanoid and a flesh and blood making sweet love. 8)
You can canonically cook on 2B's ass.
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Sep 05, 2020, 01:33:14 AM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Sep 05, 2020, 01:29:57 AM
None of what's been excreted is anywhere close to humanoids screwing with multifarious machines lmao Giger spits on your ponies with biomechanical spermatozoa. :D
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/6/23/1184994/medium.jpeg)
:D Christ... Sacrilege.
Obscenely high quality sacrilege.
if we are posting heresy than I must represent my people:
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Forgive me Dachande, I have sinned :-[
Are we sure that's not one of Shane's concepts that was cut from the movie?
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 05, 2020, 02:38:24 AM
Are we sure that's not one of Shane's concepts that was cut from the movie?
Better than what we got ngl
Well, at least we know where Blomkamp got some of his ideas...
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 05, 2020, 02:51:38 AM
Well, at least we know where Blomkamp got some of his ideas...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm_9gzkS1Eg
Can you not start with the post deleting?
Maybe. I don't know :laugh:
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Sep 05, 2020, 01:37:42 AM
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Sep 05, 2020, 01:33:14 AM
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Sep 05, 2020, 01:29:57 AM
None of what's been excreted is anywhere close to humanoids screwing with multifarious machines lmao Giger spits on your ponies with biomechanical spermatozoa. :D
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/6/23/1184994/medium.jpeg)
:D Christ... Sacrilege.
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Okay, where's the cuddle puddle though, and what percentage's sausage?
It was a pleasure to shitpost with you guys and gals :-X
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Time to go to jail :'(
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I snapped a couple of screencaps for posterity, just in case.
Everyone ITT:
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Quote from: Huggs on Sep 05, 2020, 03:39:10 AM
I snapped a couple of screencaps for posterity, just in case.
Oh im sure that was the only reason
;)
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You aren't ready for this again
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Booooooo
Does that @ss-tat say AL?
Dunno, looks like AP or AVP to me
also, found this gem a long time ago
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Old Yautja takes scruffy mid 30s stud from behind
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Quote from: Tichinde on Sep 05, 2020, 05:07:15 AM
Dunno, looks like AP or AVP to me
also, found this gem a long time ago
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Old Yautja takes scruffy mid 30s stud from behind
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Where's the dicks tho?
Somewhere warm and out of sight.
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 05, 2020, 05:34:54 AM
Somewhere warm and out of sight.
If you aren't gunna go full pickle up in here after what we've seen today, i dunno why you'd even bother
Well look at his face.
Theres something going on there. Unless you're telling me that's a predator female. Frankly, there's only one place it could be, according to the description.
Have we had some kind of communications breakdown here?
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(https://i.ibb.co/8rKjfKT/starlight-glimmer-and-trixie-pool-love-by-vest-dc8xw4a-pre.jpg)
That one IMO is the only good one. Everything else is trash
The one on the left is a tad masculine for me, but the gal on the right is fine as frogs hair.
I don't mind some masculine women
Undoubtedly, what makes a lady beautiful is not her body. It just happens to be that soft and chubby gals really light my fire.
Just a personal preference.
Sure
Yes sir, they make my heart all juicy.
;D
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Sep 04, 2020, 11:55:42 PM
(https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/2/14/1362760.jpeg)
Now look, Startrix's my OTP. But...
Imagine honest to God thinking that's better than this.
Your spoiler didn't work lol
f**k !
Imagine uploading instead of linking...
(https://i.gifer.com/LGSM.gif)
Hahahaha
listen...
I was on my phone and I saw some degeneracy, and I knew where to post it. For some reason I thought spoilers would work >:(
(https://i.ibb.co/T1N4Xz1/giphy.gif)
Sorry, but no to the Rule 34 or straight up porno stuff. It is against board rules. I've not actually looked in this thread so if there's more in here I wont find out until later and will be deleting.
I was wondering when you'd show up ;D
He'll be throwing the dirtiest ones in his special trash can.
;)
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Oct 09, 2020, 08:22:46 AM
Sorry, but no to the Rule 34 or straight up porno stuff. It is against board rules. I've not actually looked in this thread so if there's more in here I wont find out until later and will be deleting.
Too late; already fapped.
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Oct 09, 2020, 08:22:46 AM
I've not actually looked in this thread so if there's more in here I wont find out until later and will be deleting.
Oh so that's why this thread lasted so long.
lmao. I thought it was silently sanctioned as the happy people thread now. I'm sorry guys
You are gonna trigger someone with that word dude.
Quote from: Samhain13 on Oct 10, 2020, 12:22:56 AM
You are gonna trigger someone with that word dude.
fair. fixed.
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Oct 09, 2020, 08:22:46 AM
Sorry, but no to the Rule 34 or straight up porno stuff. It is against board rules. I've not actually looked in this thread so if there's more in here I wont find out until later and will be deleting.
Man...whatever you find there, that wasn't me. It's like a syndrome (scientists still don't know what it is) or a demonic possession of some kind. I wasn't being me, the Jonesy we all love. I am a good and humble Puritan. :'(
Edit: I don't want to go to jail :-X
What about a furry?
Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Oct 10, 2020, 01:08:46 AM
Quote from: Samhain on Oct 10, 2020, 12:22:56 AM
You are gonna trigger someone with that word dude.
So... the best thread then? I'll be gay all day.
He edited his post.
nah don't worry guys. Hicks and the others have articles to write, news to report, they can't be everywhere at once.
Furry?
I'm not quite ready to commit myself to that label yet.
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With a glad heart.
Quote from: Samhain on Oct 10, 2020, 01:11:50 AM
He edited his post.
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Quote from: Fiendishly Inventive on Oct 10, 2020, 01:12:45 AM
Furry?
I'm not quite ready to commit myself to that label yet. Spoiler
With a glad heart.
But aren't ponies furry though?
...
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He said uh... um.
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Pony f**kers :-[
Quote from: Tichinde on Oct 10, 2020, 01:27:52 AM
He said uh... um.
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Pony f**kers :-[
Hey I'm just an enabler
What about sheep?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Oct 10, 2020, 02:08:25 AM
What about sheep?
Depends on the sheep.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1281022582280589325/UAa_4PUG_400x400.jpg)
I'm not judging.
Daily reminder to all that you're waifu a shit
That's harsh.
But fair.
Keep it tasteful. Tasteful juice.
I like banana juice the most
Banana smoothies are so good. Freshly squeezed/mixed orange juice number 1 though for me unf.
If I'm paying for a fancy juice/smoothie it had f**kin better have lime in it.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on Feb 25, 2019, 06:01:44 AM
so give me your juiciest stories, crushes
I'd somehow missed this part.
Quote(no porn please, be tasteful and classy).
lmao
Quote from: The Old One on Feb 25, 2019, 06:48:20 AM
I don't even know what we're talking about anymore
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Mar 06, 2019, 09:48:51 PM
penis
🤣🤣🤣🤣
David8 sends his new years wishes to the community 😘😘😘
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:-X
Kradan, post tits, ass or dick, or don't bother.
I would but don't think Hicks would appreciate it
Somebody wake up (D)icks
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You've already screwed up gif topic, now this ?
I don't see your contributions mate.
Quote from: Kradan on Dec 31, 2020, 11:00:32 AM
I would but don't think Hicks would appreciate it
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Quote from: Kradan on Feb 04, 2021, 01:04:47 PM
Quote from: Kradan on Dec 31, 2020, 11:00:32 AM
I would but don't think Hicks would appreciate it
Kradan the coward.
Also wait, there's a gif thread?
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(https://art.ngfiles.com/images/663000/663516_ahegaokami_spooky.png?f1542757792)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx3jIluXgAUFhks.jpg)
Quote from: Trash Queen on Feb 04, 2021, 09:02:24 PM
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(https://art.ngfiles.com/images/663000/663516_ahegaokami_spooky.png?f1542757792)
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Quote from: [cancerblack] on Feb 04, 2021, 08:56:33 PM
Also wait, there's a gif thread?
Yep. And it's screwed up
https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=62146.0 (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=62146.0)
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Feb 04, 2021, 08:56:33 PM
Kradan the coward.
I don't need people to know my fetishes
As long as the rules are not severely broken..Who cares?! Let's let everyone be themselves :)🌈
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(https://s2.gifyu.com/images/44868e38-7b05-4b14-b277-59f53ad11ff2.gif)
I like.
Quote from: Kradan on Feb 05, 2021, 12:33:55 PM
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Feb 04, 2021, 08:56:33 PM
Also wait, there's a gif thread?
Yep. And it's screwed up
https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=62146.0 (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=62146.0)
Looks fine to me.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on May 01, 2019, 09:58:30 PM
I don't know what that means but your avatar is clearly some kind of lewd picture of a horse
Hehehe
Quote from: Trash Queen on Feb 05, 2021, 08:36:59 PM
Quote from: [cancerblack] on May 01, 2019, 09:58:30 PM
I don't know what that means but your avatar is clearly some kind of lewd picture of a horse
Hehehe
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
I want to be spanked sometimes 👁👄👁
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(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbeckett-www.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fnews%2Fnews-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2F1977-Topps-Star-Wars-207-C-3PO-Obscene.jpg&hash=5c82cd2e2567fc82540826aacbdeb0145d846ab0)
Not aesthetic at all.
Well, I tried
Quote from: Kradan on Feb 22, 2021, 01:29:29 PM
http://beckett-www.s3.amazonaws.com/news/news-content/uploads/2015/12/1977-Topps-Star-Wars-207-C-3PO-Obscene.jpg
No, no, post sexy robots, dummy.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Bb0tTSC.jpg)
Quote from: [cancerblack] on May 09, 2019, 09:55:18 AM
Quote from: The Old One on May 09, 2019, 04:56:16 AM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/6a530a0651d64eb46989dbdb6a39c98e/tumblr_pr5ry9IEjr1rrucw6o6_540.gif
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(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/acOlmR4OycmPNNYe465YJS4Lszc/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2012/10/43/1/192/1922398/402d10135a065ca0_INFphoto_2313245._original_wm/i/Hugh-Dancy-balanced-two-pumpkins-his-shoulders-Toronto.jpg)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F66.media.tumblr.com%2F2ad0285349d966b5719193c6b17a3815%2Ftumblr_mu40799GLF1sy6q02o3_1280.jpg&hash=ce0192cbabbf5b4dd4d777848669604a8778f604)
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https://66.media.tumblr.com/0ad36c72f0b2876ca0003ed10cc2cae0/tumblr_pfz8xkvHzZ1uhz1mxo1_400.jpg
https://66.media.tumblr.com/93a3a612fe1c8819aaf94af82e24bb31/tumblr_nbciqra24R1qhbma3o1_500.jpg
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Your best post tbh
Hugh really loves pumpkins, what can I say?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/949571469226504192/1593669710/1500x500)
My religion
Quote from: Trash Queen on Feb 22, 2021, 08:58:36 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/949571469226504192/1593669710/1500x500)
My religion
(https://i.ibb.co/2jRc3P8/saucy-pie-by-tonylixious-d9i4spk-pre.jpg)
Where tf's Necro when you require him?
Quote from: Trash Queen on Mar 05, 2021, 04:01:09 PM
Where tf's Necro when you require him?
Something something taking exploitable screenshots of Abby Shapiro videos something something personal collection.
Gross tbh
The deepfakes are pretty good ngl
Very very gross tbh
Truly a dedicated coomer
Hahaha
I wonder what happened to Necronomicon II
He's around, just not here.
(https://j.gifs.com/68l5Xz.gif)
Anime tiddies for all.
(https://memegenerator.net/img/images/300x300/14002433.jpg)
Been on a sabbatical, kosher mammeries be juicy.
Quote from: Necronomicon II on May 15, 2021, 03:15:10 AM
Been on a sabbatical, kosher mammeries be juicy.
Welcome back!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtQVB4EXUAACmIu.jpg)
Lmao at the f**king nipple tape
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Greasy xeno love
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Spoiler
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I just found out about this thread... What the f**k
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Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jan 28, 2022, 01:39:16 AM
Spoiler
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Now you're
thinkingF.UCKING with portals
Quote from: Thatguy2068 on Jan 28, 2022, 03:21:52 AM
I just found out about this thread... What the f**k
https://pics.me.me/every-day-we-stray-further-from-god-3368847.png
https://youtu.be/XorDbOtlwWA (https://youtu.be/XorDbOtlwWA)
Spoiler
(https://i.ibb.co/J55vZPW/20220128-151844.png)
(https://i.ibb.co/XLMfZFv/20220128-151822.png)
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Quote from: Thatguy2068 on Jan 28, 2022, 03:21:52 AM
I just found out about this thread... What the f**k
https://pics.me.me/every-day-we-stray-further-from-god-3368847.png
This is hell, and it's actually not so bad.
Wrong. Hell is Politics thread
Different circle.
Fair enough
Is gmod role playing considered one of these circles by chance?
I didn't know that was a thing til you mentioned it just now, and I'm not going to google it, but, yes.
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Feb 04, 2022, 08:41:00 PM
I didn't know that was a thing til you mentioned it just now, and I'm not going to google it, but, yes.
People who take themselves way too seriously to the extreme, have no lives and there's tonnes of power tripping.
I only know about it through youtube videos.
Quote from: Crazy Rich on Feb 04, 2022, 09:35:36 PM
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Feb 04, 2022, 08:41:00 PM
I didn't know that was a thing til you mentioned it just now, and I'm not going to google it, but, yes.
People who take themselves way too seriously to the extreme, have no lives and there's tonnes of power tripping.
Why does that sound horribly familiar?
Because it is daily in AVPGalaxy 😜 :laugh:
So much talk, so little juice.
Quote from: BlueMarsalis79 on Feb 04, 2022, 11:40:01 PM
So much talk, so little juice.
Here u go sweetheart
(https://i.imgur.com/Zi86WTS.jpg)
I love her tummy
(https://art.ngfiles.com/images/983000/983905_ahegaokami_a-little-nervous.png?f1565304764)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx3jIluXgAUFhks.jpg)
(https://art.ngfiles.com/images/1025000/1025470_ahegaokami_she-wants-to-show-you-something.png?f1568675537)
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This thread is finally back on track. 8)