The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

One begets the other.

We have moments to act. Here, take this bowl of macaroni.

OK.

And what do I do with it? Cook it?

[Huggs]

It's my dinner.

I'm not engaging in spontaneous medical procedures while I eat.

Quickly now, he's coming to!

*whacks with mallet*

There we go.

*snaps latex glove*

[TheSailingRabbit]

It's my dinner.

I'm not engaging in spontaneous medical procedures while I eat.

Quickly now, he's coming to!

*whacks with mallet*

There we go.

*snaps latex glove*

One doink on the head.

That's it.

No fancy poultice.

[Huggs]

First, vee shall apply a jenerous amount of luuuuubricant.

Spoiler

There. That squeaking door was driving me crazy. And now, let us attend to the patient.

*gets crazy doctor look*

[close]

[TheSailingRabbit]

First, vee shall apply a jenerous amount of luuuuubricant.

Spoiler

There. That squeaking door was driving me crazy. And now, let us attend to the patient.

*gets crazy doctor look*

[close]

[Huggs]

You might want to back up.

*whirring*

*hammering*

*sawing*

*rubber ducky squeaks*

*horn honks*

*giggling*

*shotgun blast*

*oven timer ding*


And...done!

[TheSailingRabbit]

*rubber ducky squeaks*

Not the duckies!

What have you done?!

[Huggs]

I find them stimulating.

And incredibly hilarious.

*squeaking*

Tee! A teehee! Ahoo!

[TheSailingRabbit]

I find them stimulating.

And incredibly hilarious.

*squeaking*

Tee! A teehee! Ahoo!

This is probably worse than us just tying a man to the tree.

[Huggs]

I named this one Mr. Chuckles.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I named this one Mr. Chuckles.

And where's Mr. Giggles?

[Huggs]

I keep him handy, for close encounters.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I keep him handy, for close encounters.

Was he the one I saw by the macaroni bowl?

[Huggs]

Nobody sees Mr. Giggle coming, unless Mr. Giggles wants them to.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Nobody sees Mr. Giggle coming, unless Mr. Giggles wants them to.

"Not me, man!"