The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (aka Nicolas Cage The Movie)

Started by Immortan Jonesy, Nov 16, 2019, 11:21:44 PM

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Immortan Jonesy

That's right. Nicolas Cage is about to play Nicolas Cage in a movie about Nicolas Cage.

Quote from: The Hollywood ReporterNicolas Cage has spent the last several years knocking out one low-budget yarn after another, making disposable thrillers or interesting oddities, sometimes in the same year. Other than some occasional voicework, the last major studio release starring the actor was 2011's Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, based on the Marvel character.

But now Cage could be back (not that he ever went away) in a big way as he finds himself in the center of a hot deal for a project in which he would play one of the most iconic characters in Hollywood: Nicolas Cage himself.

Lionsgate, beating out several suitors such as HBO Max and Paramount, is in final negotiations to pick up The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (can there be anything more Cage-like?), The Hollywood Reporter has learned. The meta movie project has a script by Tom Gormican and Kevin Etten, with Gormican attached to direct.

Cage, if deals close, would star as actor Nicolas Cage. The character is desperate to get a role in a new Tarantino movie while also dealing with a strained relationship with his teenage daughter. He also occasionally talks to an egotistical 1990s version of himself who rides him for making too many crappy movies and for not being a star anymore.

The Cage character is also under a mountain of debt and finds himself forced to make an appearance at the birthday party of a Mexican billionaire who happens to be a fan of Cage's work and secretly hopes to show him a script on which he's been working.

While he bonds with the man, Cage is informed by the CIA that the billionaire is actually a drug cartel kingpin who has kidnapped the daughter of a Mexican presidential nominee and is recruited by the U.S. government to get intelligence. The situation spirals even more dramatically when the Mexican brings over Cage's daughter and his ex-wife for a reconciliation, and when their lives are on the line, Cage takes on the role of a lifetime.

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Huggs

But isn't that basically every movie he does?

Immortan Jonesy

Quote from: Huggs on Nov 17, 2019, 12:23:26 AM
But isn't that basically every movie he does?

Nicolas is a somewhat eccentric chap. So, yeah. There are those who are still debating whether Cage is acting in some of his movies or, you know, just being Cage.


Nightmare Asylum

What if the twist is that he's actually been John Travolta the whole time?

Immortan Jonesy

Nicolas Cage is John Travolta, who pretend to be Nicolas Cage, who pretend to be John Travolta.

Stitch

Heard about this yesterday. It sounds like the best film in the history and future of cinema. No exaggeration.

OmegaZilla

Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 17, 2019, 05:35:33 AM
What if the twist is that he's actually been John Travolta the whole time?
I would buy that for a dollar

Immortan Jonesy


Prez

Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Nov 17, 2019, 05:35:33 AM
What if the twist is that he's actually been John Travolta the whole time?

You win the internet. For the next decade. Bravo.

Baron Von Marlon

Anyone got any new info on this?



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