So, since Hicks gave me permission to do this - I do this.
Mostly, it's gonna be thread about YT videos I personally find funny or interesting or just enjoyable to watch or whatever. If you don't like them or me - you're quite welcome to quit:
https://youtu.be/DHl6Jsgq600 (https://youtu.be/DHl6Jsgq600)
Btw, the full name of the thread was supposed to be "A Wonderful Life Of One Kradan In Defending The Predator, Loving Portal And Occasionally Talking About Alien"
Credits to Fiendishly Inventive - I've shamelessly stolen the idea from her
Don't worry, just a repost from Isolation sub-forum:
I think, this is the best Isolation walkthrough on YT. No non-stop bullshit commentary, no over-reactions and screams that would make your ears bleed, no stupid faces in thumbnails, no speedrunning. Just text commentary, that IMO perfectly captures feelings of someone playing the game for the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qmwSB5HEhU&list=PLj5l0dG7_wBtaYNj0jklw5wIc1UwVA2HW&index=1 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qmwSB5HEhU&list=PLj5l0dG7_wBtaYNj0jklw5wIc1UwVA2HW&index=1)
https://youtu.be/L5hSwnZ7FyY?t=937 (https://youtu.be/L5hSwnZ7FyY?t=937)
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-15-2015/gW89Zv.gif)
https://youtu.be/5FerW3Z3Lq0 (https://youtu.be/5FerW3Z3Lq0)
Need to get to the command center before madness take over :-X
(https://i.ibb.co/BwRtmgh/Ddcs4vtn-47hs8vn5gc-b-1.gif) (https://i.ibb.co/sq5rVp7/Teleport-In-64.png)
Quote from: Kradan on Aug 05, 2020, 07:28:53 AMBtw, the full name of the thread was supposed to be "A Wonderful Life Of One Kradan In Defending The Predator, Loving Portal And Occasionally Talking About Alien"
You forgot to mention Randy.
Shhhhhorry
Quote from: Local Trouble on Aug 05, 2020, 05:58:58 PM
Quote from: Kradan on Aug 05, 2020, 07:28:53 AMBtw, the full name of the thread was supposed to be "A Wonderful Life Of One Kradan In Defending The Predator, Loving Portal And Occasionally Talking About Alien"
You forgot to mention Randy.
A Randy Stan to boot?
Now I'm really outta here...
(https://media.tenor.com/images/208f8f6a45b6b7fd969fa6345f887388/tenor.gif)
https://youtu.be/C_lC3G1cKZk (https://youtu.be/C_lC3G1cKZk)
https://youtu.be/nmrqYcw_xsE (https://youtu.be/nmrqYcw_xsE)
You like CinemaSins too, right?
CinemaWins for me. I like people talking postive things about movies more than people talking negative things about movies
What about Asylum movies? Can you say some positive things about them?
Haven't seen any of them. I remember as a little kid seeing cover of that "movie" called Alien vs Hunter. That's it
https://youtu.be/S8QxONKwx8Q (https://youtu.be/S8QxONKwx8Q)
Perfectly describes my main problem with Endgame
https://youtu.be/8RHbbYG86oU (https://youtu.be/8RHbbYG86oU)
https://youtu.be/cW-mx3xUHT0 (https://youtu.be/cW-mx3xUHT0)
https://youtu.be/BqjSM3Ksccw (https://youtu.be/BqjSM3Ksccw)
https://youtu.be/tcYs6SpbGsc (https://youtu.be/tcYs6SpbGsc)
https://youtu.be/jhoUnOxqr40 (https://youtu.be/jhoUnOxqr40)
Hey! I thought I was the only one who knew about the Alien Isolation let's play, yeah some funny shit. I was dead when the Indiana Jones music plays later in the walkthrough.
Quote from: Tichinde on Aug 14, 2020, 07:29:43 AM
Hey! I thought I was the only one who knew about the Alien Isolation let's play, yeah some funny shit. I was dead when the Indiana Jones music plays later in the walkthrough.
IKR ?Disco Inferno is my favourite part of it
https://youtu.be/LIKcwibxYbU (https://youtu.be/LIKcwibxYbU)
https://youtu.be/njlXBc8Q7o4 (https://youtu.be/njlXBc8Q7o4)
https://youtu.be/UWROBiX1eSc (https://youtu.be/UWROBiX1eSc)
Awwwww, so nice of you ! Thanks :)
... but nobody beats Ellen McLain on this one
https://youtu.be/pAI6Q_GyFSU (https://youtu.be/pAI6Q_GyFSU)
https://youtu.be/MD4gOC0JbMI (https://youtu.be/MD4gOC0JbMI)
https://youtu.be/zkEp1uAbtP0 (https://youtu.be/zkEp1uAbtP0)
https://youtu.be/lpvT-Fciu-4 (https://youtu.be/lpvT-Fciu-4)
https://youtu.be/5KstY7isAf4 (https://youtu.be/5KstY7isAf4)
https://youtu.be/uxn9kQ9AYGM (https://youtu.be/uxn9kQ9AYGM)
https://youtu.be/FVzc20Bm8Xo (https://youtu.be/FVzc20Bm8Xo)
Spoiler
Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center
https://youtu.be/9pQNYeOEFJc?t=387 (https://youtu.be/9pQNYeOEFJc?t=387)
I brought some prequels 🙈 :-*
Oh, thanks ;)
https://youtu.be/caKcJ9Jllfc?list=PL34C1F26D03F5F9B8&t=1113 (https://youtu.be/caKcJ9Jllfc?list=PL34C1F26D03F5F9B8&t=1113)
(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Oh+jack+new+channel+i+hope+you+like+it+and_ced92f_3851383.jpg)
https://youtu.be/jCkl-Vgc4-I (https://youtu.be/jCkl-Vgc4-I)
https://youtu.be/2svOtXaD3gg (https://youtu.be/2svOtXaD3gg)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a5adc52e0bfbcfeb490843b658ed137b/tenor.gif)
My personal little madhouse
https://youtu.be/McImnuattdQ (https://youtu.be/McImnuattdQ)
... that takes forever to load
(https://i.ibb.co/8gC729t/gif.gif)
https://youtu.be/FGAtnI0czWQ (https://youtu.be/FGAtnI0czWQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lCW-iaOZ_M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lCW-iaOZ_M)
https://youtu.be/kRqxyqjpOHs (https://youtu.be/kRqxyqjpOHs)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that
https://youtu.be/Pc71YvWG0GQ (https://youtu.be/Pc71YvWG0GQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7WqNNepT7Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7WqNNepT7Y)
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 31, 2020, 02:15:43 AM
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I can't say I'd play it, but that's actually pretty cool!
At the very least looks like something someone have put effort into
https://youtu.be/OCmolso_LrQ (https://youtu.be/OCmolso_LrQ)
Quote from: Kradan on Sep 02, 2020, 08:25:09 AM
At the very least looks like something someone have put effort into
No denying that! I bet stuff like that takes some right work!
Did you know that Rule 34 applies to Portal?
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Sep 02, 2020, 08:12:26 AM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 31, 2020, 02:15:43 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/8gC729t/gif.gif)
I can't say I'd play it, but that's actually pretty cool!
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Sep 03, 2020, 08:20:10 AM
Quote from: Kradan on Sep 02, 2020, 08:25:09 AM
At the very least looks like something someone have put effort into
No denying that! I bet stuff like that takes some right work!
Yup perhaps ✌️🤣
Quote from: Kradan on Aug 06, 2020, 05:44:24 AM
https://youtu.be/C_lC3G1cKZk (https://youtu.be/C_lC3G1cKZk)
This one was worth it.
https://youtu.be/5S4Ss5bK-ws?list=PLJ_TJFLc25JTxhK8VHJXHAG7QMiUd-JXd
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/63/9f/09639f26079c17b3a5664da0b0865010.gif)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/da/72/21/da72215dd89de70b0b797c5517dabb08.gif)
RLM in nutshell
https://youtu.be/ScgaYFvuBFM (https://youtu.be/ScgaYFvuBFM)
https://youtu.be/7enjABApKWE (https://youtu.be/7enjABApKWE)
(https://i.imgflip.com/1dmyol.jpg)
https://youtu.be/528euOD13yQ (https://youtu.be/528euOD13yQ)
(https://external-preview.redd.it/vlT9h6PJhujWHM4jC-1d0PzqRsCwrVieWdw97Di6XfA.jpg?auto=webp&s=1778a236f03422970020f3d2d402df1b393ed7a1)
Spoiler
Btw, I find Ledger's Joker much more unsettling without make-up and that's why it's my favourite Joker moment from The Dark Knight. Clown face adds goofines to it IMO
(https://i.redd.it/as7xtm0af5h41.png)
(https://winkandasmilemakeup.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/joker-without-makeup-1.jpg)
LOOK AT ME !
https://youtu.be/S_Ho9NYWl_E (https://youtu.be/S_Ho9NYWl_E)
https://youtu.be/EhTO800Ngm4 (https://youtu.be/EhTO800Ngm4)
https://youtu.be/pknjSU1-HWg (https://youtu.be/pknjSU1-HWg)
(https://i.ibb.co/MVw6TQn/c3f.gif)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0DHcxhV4AAl9My.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRuMU3uqS5uZC3qzaGju_Pmv3mRWAAcADh-Zg&usqp=CAU)
https://youtu.be/Bh1O33fZUFo (https://youtu.be/Bh1O33fZUFo)
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/07/27/88/072788ddf10483229ce73ed105f2bf46.jpg)
https://youtu.be/lj-QcqyRUNE (https://youtu.be/lj-QcqyRUNE)
https://youtu.be/03yL_JCeQBI (https://youtu.be/03yL_JCeQBI)
Is it like Pripyat?
Quite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VohdYI8lEXM&t=3s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VohdYI8lEXM&t=3s)
https://youtu.be/MwgcK2rX7SQ?t=1614 (https://youtu.be/MwgcK2rX7SQ?t=1614)
I can't escape Randy
Randy's experience with the franchise is why Gearbox should make HL3. And Portal 3.
With the release of Alyx, maybe Valve is in the mood for HL3.
https://youtu.be/iWG3KZSzqUY (https://youtu.be/iWG3KZSzqUY)
https://youtu.be/20wsNqmTPxI (https://youtu.be/20wsNqmTPxI)
(https://cs5.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm_an/2014-11_1/14150489596087.gif)
Quote from: Kradan on Nov 24, 2020, 02:10:04 PM
https://cs5.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm_an/2014-11_1/14150489596087.gif
Who won the duel?
wat
U fakin wot m8?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/6b/17/ab6b17aae361481d43e0fa9ed8087dbd.jpg)
https://youtu.be/HzBRbWtUL08 (https://youtu.be/HzBRbWtUL08)
https://youtu.be/BJgLa3eKMYs (https://youtu.be/BJgLa3eKMYs)
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/562/510/515.jpg)
https://youtu.be/_4TS-LaoEH8 (https://youtu.be/_4TS-LaoEH8)
(https://static3.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/justice-league-memes.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=960&h=500)
https://youtu.be/lcAsad-E9CQ (https://youtu.be/lcAsad-E9CQ)
(https://i.redd.it/lsc40i0vo7ey.jpg)
(https://i.gifer.com/5tw0.gif)
https://youtu.be/0Q7GVzTFqqE (https://youtu.be/0Q7GVzTFqqE)
https://youtu.be/JoIJJlwYIks (https://youtu.be/JoIJJlwYIks)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/cea862304cd973b33acfd0d5ac8fe5ca/tenor.gif?itemid=14872182)
https://youtu.be/JwjvBCP-UcU (https://youtu.be/JwjvBCP-UcU)
At this point, thread is compilation of RLM clips
2020 wishes all of you Very, VERY Merry Christmas
https://youtu.be/JaRQZKgr96o (https://youtu.be/JaRQZKgr96o)
(https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2020/03/cae7cd72e1f2556b-600x338.jpg)
Somebody's just having a good time
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/937/048/5af.jpg)
(https://pics.me.me/thumb_when-you-try-to-kill-jedi-younglings-with-your-clone-69588610.png)
https://youtu.be/OC9RI8_QYmw (https://youtu.be/OC9RI8_QYmw)
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ajEppRw_460s.jpg)
(https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED712/5c0a23c433ba9.jpeg)
https://youtu.be/yW4NwnzPM0M (https://youtu.be/yW4NwnzPM0M)
https://youtu.be/gKF2dobnqJY (https://youtu.be/gKF2dobnqJY)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fc/5e/d9/fc5ed98c2b4952971ec03a495fc85d73.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/38/d2/51/38d2514ad20fb31dc6a06e88cb5eb90d.jpg)
(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED141/56d4c8cb58366.jpeg)
https://youtu.be/YIcW0jVB4lQ (https://youtu.be/YIcW0jVB4lQ)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzWOTCkUcAMKneM.jpg)
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/880/269/09d.jpg)
(https://static2.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Skeletor-meme-beautiful.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=740&h=566)
Quote from: Kradan on Jan 31, 2021, 08:48:52 AM
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/880/269/09d.jpg
Hehehe poggies
https://youtu.be/DC0X9AyA2f0 (https://youtu.be/DC0X9AyA2f0)
Skeletor's hot
https://youtu.be/p5VOhcFFIss (https://youtu.be/p5VOhcFFIss)
https://youtu.be/Enydz3O5GCo (https://youtu.be/Enydz3O5GCo)
A classic :D
(https://imgur.com/z59jSIW.jpg)
https://youtu.be/Y65vrD1N1is (https://youtu.be/Y65vrD1N1is)
https://youtu.be/ZNL8LBiwESg (https://youtu.be/ZNL8LBiwESg)
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/097/1415187744942.jpg)
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/908/585/d45.png)
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aK6gwdb_460s.jpg)
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/21461bea9874d7681ae7baf8c57640e6/00bade86b292961a-39/s500x750/575a65a33e567972abfa00677c3cc170ca08b8cc.gifv)
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/006/244/2e7.png)
https://youtu.be/P-SVpUvFN8g (https://youtu.be/P-SVpUvFN8g)
https://youtu.be/S5kCdok6axc (https://youtu.be/S5kCdok6axc)
https://youtu.be/VGaTBZ51YDM (https://youtu.be/VGaTBZ51YDM)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6476544512/h088B4DC5/saw-the-dark-knight-rises-didnt-get-shot)
https://youtu.be/-xPb6yasb8Y (https://youtu.be/-xPb6yasb8Y)
https://youtu.be/edBQL_Bu4Dc (https://youtu.be/edBQL_Bu4Dc)
https://youtu.be/WvHueTN1vwU (https://youtu.be/WvHueTN1vwU)
https://youtu.be/_gBWpWwIBKw (https://youtu.be/_gBWpWwIBKw)
Each time someone badmouthes The Dark Knight Rises (which I freaking love) - I feel bad. To feel myself better I re-watch this 2-part review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5hSwnZ7FyY&t=945s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5hSwnZ7FyY&t=945s)
https://youtu.be/3awmpoB6sP4 (https://youtu.be/3awmpoB6sP4)
Ah, yes - that's much better. Thanks, RedLetterMedia
I'm a bit disappointed in this thread so far to be honest. :-\
I thought it was going to be all about the idyllic wonders of living in a communist utopia. Instead it's mainly about decadent, western capitalistic films like Batman, Star Wars, Masters of the Universe etc. that exists solely for making vast profits.
Oh, haven't I told before ? Many years ago my sub-consciousness developed second personality which likes everything about West, USA, democracy and western culture. I call him Kradarkdan. He agrees to behave himself as long as I let him have this thread to himself and not post anything about bright communistic future in it.
Yep, Kradarkdan speaking here. Yep, everything that commie fool said above is true. God, I can barely stand him talking ! He keeps mumbling about benefits of living in money-free labor-for-everybody so called "communistic future" all day long ! Geez, doesn't he realise Americans won and USSR is no more ? Who needs Lenin and Stalin when you have Alien and Portal 2 ? Am I right ?
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/407/700/c88.png)
Not what I expected
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3f203e4689037d9dc517e8d0d75252d4/tenor.gif?itemid=12107202)
*work in progress*
Is it still broken ?
It's all better now.
(https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/940582177276695953/963FA1B463CB61260EFDFCA19873E60F8D11B3A4/)
Accurate
https://youtu.be/kqpak5lFxvs (https://youtu.be/kqpak5lFxvs)
https://youtu.be/y56kWIr-RjI (https://youtu.be/y56kWIr-RjI)
Not sure if I've posted this before but whatever
https://youtu.be/7qccfxnzpT8 (https://youtu.be/7qccfxnzpT8)
https://youtu.be/edBQL_Bu4Dc (https://youtu.be/edBQL_Bu4Dc)
(https://youtu.be/2aW3HWKr374)
https://youtu.be/iXl7jf-zO-s (https://youtu.be/iXl7jf-zO-s)
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.lowgif.com%2Ffull%2Fba39dfb2e801fbbe-.gif&hash=503b44a0f6cd426bf472cfc91966d1713d2b4d33)
(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/f480e5fa-4368-45bf-97d8-221f54cb1ad1/d1uxfqj-d13e4eff-75ab-47ec-b2c3-80895cb53f0d.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3sicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvZjQ4MGU1ZmEtNDM2OC00NWJmLTk3ZDgtMjIxZjU0Y2IxYWQxXC9kMXV4ZnFqLWQxM2U0ZWZmLTc1YWItNDdlYy1iMmMzLTgwODk1Y2I1M2YwZC5qcGcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6ZmlsZS5kb3dubG9hZCJdfQ.-2xHzej9eINgxYwHb1P5KaZe3XMcH6fHdDrKVNzUnJk)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0f/52/31/0f52312acb22b58a8e4eae1d7fd5bd64.jpg)
(https://i.imgflip.com/2lqfdh.jpg)
https://youtu.be/Cxqca4RQd_M (https://youtu.be/Cxqca4RQd_M)
https://youtu.be/-ixm-UEWN6c (https://youtu.be/-ixm-UEWN6c)
https://youtu.be/K0x_YjkgFjc (https://youtu.be/K0x_YjkgFjc)
Quote from: Trash Queen on Feb 17, 2021, 11:58:12 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/407/700/c88.png)
You'll never cease to amaze me.
Fun thread by the way ;D
You know what upset me? :-\ that thumbnail is missing the green glowing logo.
Sov-era gaming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTeaC1GpsOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTeaC1GpsOk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPCZVf3GubA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPCZVf3GubA)
https://youtu.be/EDbSi5cN63U (https://youtu.be/EDbSi5cN63U)
https://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI (https://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI)
So I've been watching some FNAF VHS videos lately ...
https://youtu.be/dqDHrG_MlGo (https://youtu.be/dqDHrG_MlGo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RqGSTf5JQg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RqGSTf5JQg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6KkcHpFi7Y&t=25s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6KkcHpFi7Y&t=25s)
https://youtu.be/B0mPwbedJCo (https://youtu.be/B0mPwbedJCo)
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 28, 2021, 10:06:03 PM
So I've been watching some FNAF VHS videos lately ...
https://youtu.be/dqDHrG_MlGo (https://youtu.be/dqDHrG_MlGo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RqGSTf5JQg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RqGSTf5JQg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6KkcHpFi7Y&t=25s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6KkcHpFi7Y&t=25s)
https://youtu.be/B0mPwbedJCo (https://youtu.be/B0mPwbedJCo)
I never played the game, but it reminds me of a Redlettermedia video.
Which made me watch this short...
Eh, the games have pretty simple repetitive gameplay mechanics but what draws people to them is unsettling atmosphere and backstory told through ambigious clues left throughout the series. Plus they're perfect for letsplayers. Feels weird that first game is almost 7 years old now :-\
What I love about these VHS-esque videos is genius simplicity of them. I mean, the whole idea of animatronics-themed restaurant is so 80s and fits VHS aesthetics so perfectly it amazes me how nobody thought of that earlier
RLM guys weren't impressed by FNAF games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcJ5l3dl1Bo&t=1806s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcJ5l3dl1Bo&t=1806s)
The story behind the game.
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 29, 2021, 02:53:56 PM
What I love about these VHS-esque videos is genius simplicity of them. I mean, the whole idea of animatronics-themed restaurant is so 80s and fits VHS aesthetics so perfectly it amazes me how nobody thought of that earlier
(https://s4.gifyu.com/images/EnergeticFlamboyantJunebug-max-1mb.gif)
Spoiler
https://youtu.be/kPlRcXQJ7N0
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 29, 2021, 02:53:56 PM
RLM guys weren't impressed by FNAF games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcJ5l3dl1Bo&t=1806s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcJ5l3dl1Bo&t=1806s)
The RLM guys play games at all? They seem to focus on making reviews on movies and series...sometimes world-wide popular and high-budget productions but mostly obscure stuff. :laugh:
Well, Rich and Jack used to. I wouldn't trust their opinions on that matter too much because
https://youtu.be/hOrphBFlDsg (https://youtu.be/hOrphBFlDsg)
That review is probably up there with IGN's one among the worst things that happened to Isolation. They seem to deliberatly ignore the entire point of the game and make fun of it's slow-paced style. Seriously, it makes my skin crawl and my body shake in anger
Checking video. That said, it was what I thought. These guys are funny with their reviews on flicks & series, and when they are serious they are able to raise solid critisism. But clearly video games are not their territory. :laugh:
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 29, 2021, 06:16:46 PM
But clearly video games are not their territory. :laugh:
That's pretty much what I've thought
Kradantroopers(https://s4.gifyu.com/images/gif-7.gif)
(https://i.ibb.co/4FDQpyM/3.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/g97QBCq/Dendy-Junior-with-cart-and-joypads.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nArya2d29O8
So, I see you've been doing some research
Have you learned about what happens when Wolf catches 1000 eggs ?
I think Mr. Jones is considering defecting to the USSR/UPP
It's pretty hard to find on map these days
https://youtu.be/jpw2ebhTSKs (https://youtu.be/jpw2ebhTSKs)
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Apr 02, 2021, 03:42:04 PM
I think Mr. Jones is considering defecting to the USSR/UPP
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Quote from: Kradan on Apr 02, 2021, 08:28:42 AM
So, I see you've been doing some research
Have you learned about what happens when Wolf catches 1000 eggs ?
The score does reboot apparently.
(https://s4.gifyu.com/images/gif-8.gif)
Speaking of wich, I think an Alien themed reboot would be great. Wolf could be David 8, the hens could be praetomorphs and the eggs Ovomorphs. And when you reach 1000 points the game reveals the terrible truth to you. The story takes place in Origae 6 and the eggs are thousands of eggmorphed people from Covenant ship.👻
What's more! ☝ Delivery motorcycles should be turned into Juggernauts. 8)
(https://i.ibb.co/60FNHwW/8b5edec60419e7b0da286f7f21eddd4c.jpg)
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Edit: Some interesting details about
Electronika.
Quote from: VideoGameKrakenElectronika is the brand name used for many different electronic products built by factories belonging to the Soviet Ministry of Electronic Industry, including calculators, electronic watches, portable games, and radios. In 1984, Electronika started to release its first line of electronic games. Using the prefix IM (or in Russian ИМ, an acronym for Игра Микропроцессорная which means "microprocessor-based game"), the games were copies of the Nintendo Game & Watch.
▶
IM-26 by ElectronikaI wonder if Weyland Yutani made video games for its workers. 🤔
It was believed that if you catch 1000 eggs the device will show the super-duper secret episode of cartoon the game was based on. Poor soviet kids didn't know back then what "technical restrictions" mean
Well I learned something new today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDXGUU7uE1E
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 02, 2021, 06:59:20 PM
It was believed that if you catch 1000 eggs the device will show the super-duper secret episode of cartoon the game was based on. Poor soviet kids didn't know back then what "technical restrictions" mean
What a sad twist! :-X
As Elektronika was a rip-off of Nintendo's Game & Watch, cartoon itself was essentially a rip-off of Tom and Jerry. Pretty good rip-off I would say
https://youtu.be/T_caJjIRC-Q (https://youtu.be/T_caJjIRC-Q)
https://youtu.be/tKmMRSTUeAs?t=3420 (https://youtu.be/tKmMRSTUeAs?t=3420)
https://youtu.be/jm0aYVYJrfQ (https://youtu.be/jm0aYVYJrfQ)
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 12, 2021, 05:07:33 PM
https://youtu.be/jm0aYVYJrfQ (https://youtu.be/jm0aYVYJrfQ)
I haven't watch that one yet. 🤔
http://harryplinkett.blogspot.com/2012/08/life-history-of-mr-harry-s-plinkett.html (http://harryplinkett.blogspot.com/2012/08/life-history-of-mr-harry-s-plinkett.html)
In Soviet Union you don't play chess, the chess plays you:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzcJ3FyXEAEJDIr?format=jpg&name=medium)
:D
https://youtu.be/M2MgjPrSVX0 (https://youtu.be/M2MgjPrSVX0)
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Apr 22, 2021, 09:15:14 PM
In Soviet Union you don't play chess, the chess plays you:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzcJ3FyXEAEJDIr?format=jpg&name=medium)
Tone it down, pal.
We don't wanna accidentally cross Putin's
Red Line..
In Ukraine, we already live in Judgment Day
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=64186.0;attach=11339;image)
But you also have this
(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/c3e04fe6-9e58-4392-95f7-007130a115a5/de95kja-3e7b42c4-b8d0-48ae-89e0-cef6867558a6.png/v1/fill/w_1280,h_1897,strp/josephine_jackson_by_theram67_de95kja-fullview.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTg5NyIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2MzZTA0ZmU2LTllNTgtNDM5Mi05NWY3LTAwNzEzMGExMTVhNVwvZGU5NWtqYS0zZTdiNDJjNC1iOGQwLTQ4YWUtODllMC1jZWY2ODY3NTU4YTYucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyODAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.2_fYgs_EKu94bCxCSbRLzcjY9mg-Wp_qtQkvfADLOSk)
I kinda wanna go to Ukraine now
Yep, our women are hot. Most of the men unfortunately not
I dated just one ukrainian girl, Tamara, brown haired beauty, it didn't last very long, but she was great.
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 30, 2021, 08:55:50 AM
Yep, our women are hot. Most of the men unfortunately not
Are the women into decadent western imperialists?
I'll need to ask them
https://youtu.be/MHzhecM19tc (https://youtu.be/MHzhecM19tc)
God, I love that cartoon
https://youtu.be/MHzhecM19tc?list=PLA618D9DE97B7AEA0 (https://youtu.be/MHzhecM19tc?list=PLA618D9DE97B7AEA0)
Here's link for the playlist. With english subtitles
For anyone interested there is heavily edited version of that cartoon called "Return to Treasure Island" but I wouldn't recommend anyone watching it 'cause its awful, doesn't represent greatness of the original at all, voice acting is terrible and all live-action musical numbers which are half of cartoon's charm are cut out
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 30, 2021, 08:55:50 AM
Yep, our women are hot. Most of the men unfortunately not
Does a Jonesy have a chance?
https://youtu.be/nq3Wlk2w-Zw?t=474 (https://youtu.be/nq3Wlk2w-Zw?t=474)
Well I have a house, I work, I am somewhat insecure, I am not tall (5 '7 "), I don't think I'm physically unattractive...that's subjective though...and I am a little goofy with humor :laugh: but hey! I've hair! :laugh:
Hedgehog in the Fog (1975)
~ a Russian-language animated short film (English closed captions are available) about a hedgehog who gets lost in the fog. After the fall of the Soviet Union, this would become one of the first Soviet cartoons to be distributed in the West.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS5mxXtStOY
Kitty (1968), very early Soviet-created CGI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYrsjc9dz30
Thanks for sharing these ! ;)
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https://youtu.be/folpZj0ORf0 (https://youtu.be/folpZj0ORf0)
https://youtu.be/dXSciUfmafM (https://youtu.be/dXSciUfmafM)
https://youtu.be/QfZjExf2y9Q (https://youtu.be/QfZjExf2y9Q)
https://youtu.be/Ko0fKuy8z2U (https://youtu.be/Ko0fKuy8z2U)
Apparently, this is what americans would have seen if the
USSR had attacked the country during the
Cold War,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TTEWRKnRC0
Is Comrade Kradanovich back in gulag again?
Herr Comrade is busy fighting the Russians in the Crimea.
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Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 28, 2021, 06:47:51 PM
Herr Comrade is busy fighting the Russians in the Crimea.
Damn terrorists!
I suppose it's also possible that he's merely busy in the kitchen making himself a Ketchup & Boloney sandwich. :-\
QuoteLast Active: May 19, 2021, 06:20:24 AM
:-\
*Putin rides towards the Ukraine, his titties bouncing in perfect time as glorious russian singing men render forth spiritual odes.
"I'm on my way, off to Kradan land. On my way, glory hallelujah, I'm on my way"
I wonder if he was on that plane that was forced to land over Belarus.
He's watching us. Don't think he isn't.
He probably got promoted. And is now spying on the YouTube commentary section.
Spoiler
I'll accept the ban
Maybe the thieves came back and stole his computer
You think he's at a point where he starts regretting the collapse of the Soviet Union?
All of you:
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3f85aa145a965b4828e626a60cdb0327/tenor.gif?itemid=6219360)
https://youtu.be/_Qy4IztW9Fc (https://youtu.be/_Qy4IztW9Fc)
You got an early release?
Yes, it was very immersive, story was fantastic and had so many unexpected twists and turns. Gameplay was enjoyable (for the most part). My only real gripe is graphics - they still look mostly like Tetris. 8,5/10 from me
Are you referring to Half-Life?
No, it was Half Life 2 Episode 3
https://youtu.be/Ngbwe1amOlk (https://youtu.be/Ngbwe1amOlk)
Damn, I remember my dad playing Prey back in '06 and me watching over his shoulder. These were great times
https://youtu.be/jcBqPla5Mfo (https://youtu.be/jcBqPla5Mfo)
I'm re-watching The Hunt for Red October.
Good for you
https://youtu.be/2yXgW6QNQ68 (https://youtu.be/2yXgW6QNQ68)
https://youtu.be/9S6RGINGlzc (https://youtu.be/9S6RGINGlzc)
https://youtu.be/XTrnSJLXGBg (https://youtu.be/XTrnSJLXGBg)
https://youtu.be/41GpSeOlwkE (https://youtu.be/41GpSeOlwkE)
https://youtu.be/H4q3iiAjKcI (https://youtu.be/H4q3iiAjKcI)
It truly is a wonderful life of Portal and ketchup.
This thread needs more ketchup videos
Wait, how did you know I'm into that sh...dammit I was not supposed to say that
Anyway. some Soviet cartoons have great memorable songs:
https://youtu.be/OyaAh8m34_M (https://youtu.be/OyaAh8m34_M)
00X AKA Super-Agent Zero-Zero-Ex (rough translation)
Spoiler
I'm 00X, super-agent
I'm son of my era
I'm Superman
I'm gentleman
And everything is great in my life
I'm wearing armor since my birth
Almighty and handsome
I'm here because without me
This wouldn't be called a "detective story"
I'm here and there, here and there
I'm needed every hour
I'm here and there, where I'm sent, I'm here and there where I'm sent
And I'm being sent rather often
I've posted this one before but decided to add my own translation to it lol
https://youtu.be/lIP8JBZ_V4o (https://youtu.be/lIP8JBZ_V4o)
Stay With Us Little BoySpoiler
*lots of* La-la-la ...
There's wind, there's thunder
There're hurricanes roaring in the sea
There're boats sinking in blue sea
And big ships too
Ha-ha-ha
Ships're falling to the bottom
With anchors and with sails
Dropping golden chests on bottom's sand
Golden chests
Ships're laying broken
Chest's are laying open
Emeralds and rubies falling like a rain
If you wanna be a rich man
If you wanna be a happy man
Stay with us little boy
You're gonna be our king
You're gonna be our king
*lots of* La-la-la ...
You'll be sending winds in the sea
In blue sea, in white foam
Let choking on a foam ships sink in the sea
Ha-ha-ha
Let them fall on the bottom
With anchors and with sails
So yours gold chests are gonna be
Golden chests
Ships're laying broken
Chest's are laying open
Emeralds and rubies falling like a rain
Agree to be a rich man
Agree to be a happy man
Stay with us little boy
You're gonna be our king
You're gonna be our king
*lots of* La-la-la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV67EpIAkAg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV67EpIAkAg)
#HitTheDislikeNutton
Well, thank you, good sir, 'cause now each time I'm putting ketchup on my pasta I'm gonna think about thia f**king commercial :D
(https://i.ibb.co/FbkkG3g/descarga-1.jpg)
https://youtu.be/xy2krshrkN0
So ? Where does crayfish go for winter ?
Maybe you even know where Kuzma's mother lives ?
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Jul 22, 2021, 02:49:37 AM
https://youtu.be/xy2krshrkN0[/center]
Huh
So this is mobile-shot video of two Russian men arguing about who was first in queue. Funny part comes when one man calls another Chewbacca for his noticeably long hair:
https://youtu.be/7tbhYhnsfd8 (https://youtu.be/7tbhYhnsfd8)
Somebody decided to take the audio and put it over actual SW footage:
https://youtu.be/ttC-7qkHGAA (https://youtu.be/ttC-7qkHGAA)
:D
Dammit. For a total of 20 seconds I thought this was real movie poster. If only ...
(https://preview.redd.it/a4d413f7cad71.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=1002ee0962eabd8f3c1e94e05ab4e52e3f92e397)
(https://i.gifer.com/origin/fc/fcde2ab4ec2c96a586f89345037e6ab9.gif)
Just making myself a new avatar
https://youtu.be/BVFSJmlxUHs (https://youtu.be/BVFSJmlxUHs)
https://youtu.be/sR4Yii-6Ja4 (https://youtu.be/sR4Yii-6Ja4)
https://youtu.be/n4Sb8jCJUTw (https://youtu.be/n4Sb8jCJUTw)
(https://i.imgflip.com/1ov20n.jpg)
https://youtu.be/tt4JzzxRyWU (https://youtu.be/tt4JzzxRyWU)
https://youtu.be/IhRcnZ384k8 (https://youtu.be/IhRcnZ384k8)
I know none of you're watching anyway but this was actually positively absolutely great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvBzDlZGs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvBzDlZGs)
https://youtu.be/teEgG7MOaUc (https://youtu.be/teEgG7MOaUc)
Rich Evans beats up a doll
https://youtu.be/TGAtMNn3td0 (https://youtu.be/TGAtMNn3td0)
https://youtu.be/YYP_pneF44Y (https://youtu.be/YYP_pneF44Y)
https://youtu.be/8LsPkYeaKBs?t=2372 (https://youtu.be/8LsPkYeaKBs?t=2372)
RLM approves of "agree to disagree"
https://youtu.be/TvYOm89IcUU (https://youtu.be/TvYOm89IcUU)
Quote from: Trash Queen on Apr 14, 2021, 03:31:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rokAtlFGa7Y
Ok, I finally gave this a watch. Well, sorta. Ok, truth be told I've skipped most of it. But it got me interested. So I searched "nostalgia critic the wall" on YT. And wow comment section of that video is something to behold
Quote from: Kradan on Aug 19, 2021, 04:27:35 PM
Ok, I finally gave this a watch. Well, sorta.
Have you watched the vid I posted on the previous page yet?
I bet Kradan is swimming in ketchup right now.
(https://s9.gifyu.com/images/fries-chips.gif)
Come down outta the rafters kradan.
I know you're up there.
https://youtu.be/8ek2bVSihqo
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Quote from: Huggs on Sep 10, 2021, 03:23:08 AM
Come down outta the rafters kradan.
I know you're up there.
Is he back in the gulag already or did he go on a quest to find SM?
He's fine, he's just busy watching the video I posted on the previous page.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 12, 2021, 07:45:40 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 10, 2021, 03:23:08 AM
Come down outta the rafters kradan.
I know you're up there.
Is he back in the gulag already or did he go on a quest to find SM?
I'm getting
Kotor's sequel vibes from that last part. :o
(https://s9.gifyu.com/images/5mqb80.gif)
Quote from: Huggs on Sep 10, 2021, 03:23:08 AM
Come down outta the rafters kradan.
I know you're up there.
I don't even know what "rafters" are.
And no, I didn't find SM. But he wished all of you good health
And, so... what did you think of the video I posted for you on the previous, previous page? ;D
I gave up after 5 minutes
:'(
See ? Ketchup is awesome !
Move along, nothing to see here:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=64186.0;attach=11580;image)
(https://i.ibb.co/DGQ3cz2/8to7gib1mnu11.jpg)
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Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 27, 2021, 11:58:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3C1gHE0zy8
I can't believe video like this exist :D
Anyway:
https://youtu.be/Hww9DqrQXTk (https://youtu.be/Hww9DqrQXTk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qewK2rbkQr8&t=8s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qewK2rbkQr8&t=8s)
https://youtu.be/QDANoXSw6mA (https://youtu.be/QDANoXSw6mA)
Thanks, YouTube Algorithm
https://youtu.be/tUjLCOTw4X0 (https://youtu.be/tUjLCOTw4X0)
https://youtu.be/WVou8qY7_8Y (https://youtu.be/WVou8qY7_8Y)
https://youtu.be/mK6sf5YX9ds (https://youtu.be/mK6sf5YX9ds)
https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs (https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs)
(https://i.ibb.co/yFkDzq9/Screenshot-2021-10-26-16-35-20-2.png)
(https://i.ibb.co/3mqRQHx/Screenshot-2021-10-26-16-35-13-2.png)
https://youtu.be/bf5k613y-fQ
(https://i.ibb.co/tJXLxpv/20211027-225651.jpg)
You know what that means my queens and kings? :o Yes you are right: a cousin of
SCP-3637!!!(https://i.ibb.co/LC7G890/20211027-225408.png)
https://youtu.be/kiDyMV166e4
https://youtu.be/R5xa7r6oIBQ (https://youtu.be/R5xa7r6oIBQ)
Yeah, I've seen this little brat before. He was on TV program literally called "Honey, we're killing our kids"
Can you understand him without the subtitles?
I mean, he speaks in Russian, so yes
I thought only American kids acted like that.
I thought only Ukranian kids acted like that lol :D
Part of the reason why I love Alien 3 so much is that its aesthetics, specifically infirmary, remind me of how local hospitals look here:
Spoiler
(https://kor.ill.in.ua/m/1260x900/2467981.jpg)
(https://visti.ks.ua/uploads/posts/2012-10/1350916312_vidbudutsya-gromadski-sluhannya.jpg)
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1. Yes, I drink LOTS of tea but I didn't know it's because I'm a Ukranian. I do it 'cause I like it's taste and it helps me stay awake and focused when I have shit tonne to do
2. Yes, we have that weird tradition of sitting before going for a long trip but I personally don't fully understand why nor like it
3. Both of my grandmothers gave two shits about babysitting me or my younger brother. To be fair, one of them lives in the rural area but the other one lives literally next door. But my case is more of an exception to the rule. I even remember joke: "Nobody can go from grandma hungry" :D
4. I've never had a dog
5. I wear slippers as I'm writting this. It's pretty cold here so they keep my feet warm
6. As she said men don't care about that
7. If stranger is about my age I would refer to him/her "boy/girl" (or "young man/young woman"). If he/she in their 30-40s - "man/woman". If older - "grandpa/grandma". Also, there's a thing about pronoun "you" in Ukranian. While you English people can use "you" reffering to a singular person as well as group of people here we have two distinct pronouns for reffering to a singular person or to a group of people: singular - ты (ty), plural - вы (vy). If you don't know somebody it's recommended to refer to him/her by plural вы. That way you demonstrate your respect to a stranger and It's like rule of general courtesy here. Once you become more acquainted formalities are dropped and you can refer to each other by singular ты
You have strange and frightening ways.
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 31, 2021, 07:41:52 AM
1. Yes, I drink LOTS of tea but I didn't know it's because I'm a Ukranian. I do it 'cause I like it's taste and it helps me stay awake and focused when I have shit tonne to do
I can relate. Cheers!
(https://s10.gifyu.com/images/cheers-coffee.gif)
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 31, 2021, 07:41:52 AM
2. Yes, we have that weird tradition of sitting before going for a long trip but I personally don't fully understand why nor like it
Oh! Ok that's curious. :laugh:
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 31, 2021, 07:41:52 AM
3. Both of my grandmothers gave two shits about babysitting me or my younger brother. To be fair, one of them lives in the rural area but the other one lives literally next door. But my case is more of an exception to the rule. I even remember joke: "Nobody can go from grandma hungry" :D
It sounds like a fairy tale. But seriously, I remember that my uncle who lived in Sweden for 15 years talked about how cold Swedes are. According to him, a long time can go by without a son seeing his parents living in the same city. People in Ukraine are somewhat cold? :-\
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 31, 2021, 07:41:52 AM
4. I've never had a dog
Are you a Martian?! :o
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Quote from: Kradan on Oct 31, 2021, 07:41:52 AM
5. I wear slippers as I'm writting this. It's pretty cold here so they keep my feet warm
I can relate, sometimes. :)
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 31, 2021, 07:41:52 AM
6. As she said men don't care about that
Who said what?! :o
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 31, 2021, 07:41:52 AM
7. If stranger is about my age I would refer to him/her "boy/girl" (or "young man/young woman"). If he/she in their 30-40s - "man/woman". If older - "grandpa/grandma". Also, there's a thing about pronoun "you" in Ukranian. While you English people can use "you" reffering to a singular person as well as group of people here we have two distinct pronouns for reffering to a singular person or to a group of people: singular - ты (ty), plural - вы (vy). If you don't know somebody it's recommended to refer to him/her by plural вы. That way you demonstrate your respect to a stranger and It's like rule of general courtesy here. Once you become more acquainted formalities are dropped and you can refer to each other by singular ты
Thanks for opening your holocron, Kradan. I love learning new things. 8) :)
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I'm sorry about the terrible quality but there's nothing I can do about it
Spoiler
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Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 31, 2021, 11:23:59 PM
People in Ukraine are somewhat cold? :-\
I would say most of the people in Ukraine are angred by how rough life is. That makes them somewhat cold to one another. Everybody for himself kind of mentality. There's even a Ukranian saying:
"My house is on the edge of the town - I know nothing about"Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 31, 2021, 11:23:59 PM
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 31, 2021, 07:41:52 AM
6. As she said men don't care about that
Who said what?! :o
Lady in the video LT posted
How did you first discover Portal? Did you play it when it was released or did you come across it later?
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 31, 2021, 07:41:52 AM
2. Yes, we have that weird tradition of sitting before going for a long trip but I personally don't fully understand why nor like it
My parents in law: "WE HAVE TO GET TO THE AIRPORT OR WE'LL BE LATE!!!"
Also my parents in law:
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRq2jfeEoM4cR8mT1tuHxDcMe3HpHnfPb5Zgg&usqp=CAU)
Quote from: Local Trouble on Nov 03, 2021, 05:58:59 AM
How did you first discover Portal? Did you play it when it was released or did you come across it later?
As many great things in my life, I've discovered it through my dad. Back in 2011, when Portal 2 came out I was watching him play it and got interested. I thought, it would be logical to start with the first one. So dad installed Portal, then I played Portal 2 and It was (besides Alien Isolation) best gaming experience I've ever had. I've fallen in love with the characters, setting, lore. GLADoS was my first digital crush. There was several years gap when I moved on to other things but in 2018 I revisited both Portall games and all the memories and nostalgia hit me like a f**king train
That's pretty much it
That's pretty much it
Quote from: SiL on Nov 03, 2021, 06:45:54 AM
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 31, 2021, 07:41:52 AM
2. Yes, we have that weird tradition of sitting before going for a long trip but I personally don't fully understand why nor like it
My parents in law: "WE HAVE TO GET TO THE AIRPORT OR WE'LL BE LATE!!!"
Also my parents in law:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRq2jfeEoM4cR8mT1tuHxDcMe3HpHnfPb5Zgg&usqp=CAU
KEVIN !
Do you also have a backstory involving ketchup?
Quote from: Kradan on Nov 01, 2021, 10:35:19 AM
I'm sorry about the terrible quality but there's nothing I can do about it
Spoiler
(https://scontent-iev1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/s1080x2048/251110005_235670115219319_6458758188171300402_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=USSSuGXL7JAAX__1uXT&tn=ulvj7Fm3NWxkB19v&_nc_ht=scontent-iev1-1.xx&oh=ce63d62c8d9cc0307618ca846f4d31d6&oe=61A4AD48)
Bravo 👏 :o
Quote from: Local Trouble on Nov 05, 2021, 08:10:29 PM
Do you also have a backstory involving ketchup?
Nah
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Nov 06, 2021, 01:32:43 AM
Quote from: Kradan on Nov 01, 2021, 10:35:19 AM
I'm sorry about the terrible quality but there's nothing I can do about it
Spoiler
(https://scontent-iev1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/s1080x2048/251110005_235670115219319_6458758188171300402_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=USSSuGXL7JAAX__1uXT&tn=ulvj7Fm3NWxkB19v&_nc_ht=scontent-iev1-1.xx&oh=ce63d62c8d9cc0307618ca846f4d31d6&oe=61A4AD48)
Bravo 👏 :o
"shy noises"Just a little university project. Unfortunately it turned out to be very reflective and shiny, so you can see it only looking from specific angle. I guess, my painting turned out to be a little AvPR :D
Just making myself a new avatar:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=64186.0;attach=11615;image)
Some great Alien Isolation Ambience:
Spoiler
https://youtu.be/rPMG0PLmh9s (https://youtu.be/rPMG0PLmh9s)
https://youtu.be/PEw5K6piO4I (https://youtu.be/PEw5K6piO4I)
https://youtu.be/7NbamK884kw (https://youtu.be/7NbamK884kw)
https://youtu.be/TEIlbwMuZC0 (https://youtu.be/TEIlbwMuZC0)
https://youtu.be/SLQ0awgOoyY (https://youtu.be/SLQ0awgOoyY)
https://youtu.be/r3HLtsljdKU (https://youtu.be/r3HLtsljdKU)
https://youtu.be/l6FWNTafGoU (https://youtu.be/l6FWNTafGoU)
https://youtu.be/85xRayMIMB8 (https://youtu.be/85xRayMIMB8)
https://youtu.be/wragH-YWVP0 (https://youtu.be/wragH-YWVP0)
https://youtu.be/-li1LcT8dXo (https://youtu.be/-li1LcT8dXo)
This one is my favourite:
https://youtu.be/5kYY_BN0TCg (https://youtu.be/5kYY_BN0TCg)
Russian make Alien cakes
https://youtu.be/nFU_72pfdU8?t=2105 (https://youtu.be/nFU_72pfdU8?t=2105)
"Video unavailable"
It knows I'm a decadent western imperialist. :-\
(https://agzamov.com/img/gall/gs2/15787.jpg)
I still remember when there was Lenin's monument at the city's central square. But in 2014 it was taken down and replaced by just metal pole with Ukrainian flag on top of it. To be honest, I liked Lenin's monument more
https://youtu.be/I5hVgCQaNgQ (https://youtu.be/I5hVgCQaNgQ)
https://www.deviantart.com/nopeys/art/Chell-897905585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si2gH_JY0vw
Back in the good ol' Cold War days, was there ever a Soviet version of James Bond?
Like a suave, slavic spy who drinks vodka martinis, drives flashy cars and gets all the hot chicks?
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Nov 15, 2021, 04:59:14 PM
Back in the good ol' Cold War days, was there ever a Soviet version of James Bond?
Like a suave, slavic spy who drinks vodka martinis, drives flashy cars and gets all the hot chicks?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stierlitz (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stierlitz)
Quote from: Local Trouble on Nov 14, 2021, 06:48:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si2gH_JY0vw
But it's 2021 now
Interesting... though he seems a much more mature character, much less of a playboy.
QuoteStierlitz is quite an opposite of the action-oriented James Bond; most of the time he gains his knowledge without any Bond-style stunts and gadgets. Unlike Bond, Stierlitz is devoted to his wife who he deeply loves and despite spending at least ten years as a spy in Germany and having countless chances to sleep with attractive German women remains faithful towards her. The brooding, thoughtful and quiet Stierlitiz who remains devoted to his wife who he has not seen for years reflects a certain Russian ideal of a romantic hero.
Jens noted that Stierlitz is often called the "Russian James Bond" that description is incorrect as the Stierlitz is "...not nearly as cartoonish or formulaic a figure as Agent 007 or indeed the majority of Western, especially American, fictional spies".
They should make a Spy vs. Spy movie. Bond vs. Stierlitz. ;D
https://youtu.be/UPqMBZ_QWV4 (https://youtu.be/UPqMBZ_QWV4)
https://youtu.be/Fr43cNjVGIM (https://youtu.be/Fr43cNjVGIM)
I have so much nostalgia for 2003 series
Weren't you still in diapers back then?
I used to collect ninja turtles toys when I was 7 years old in the 90s. :laugh:
(https://i.ibb.co/d635cfk/5utk81.jpg)
Quote from: Local Trouble on Nov 19, 2021, 07:16:35 PM
Weren't you still in diapers back then?
Ever heard about TV re-runs ?
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/3IHB6cLRnEzsxFEL6r/giphy.gif)
The saddest boy alive - Roman Stolkartz as Pierrot from 1975
Buratino's Adventures. Spoiler
(https://stuki-druki.com/biofoto1/Roman-Stolkarc-Priklucheniya-Buratino-06.jpg)
(https://sorokanews.ru/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Buratino-16.jpg)
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Spoiler
Buratino is essentially a Soviet rip-off of Pinocchio. Long nose included
(https://c.tenor.com/-RXTONe6YCoAAAAC/%D0%B1%D1%83%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BE-pinoccio.gif)
Sounds like things are getting tense in Ukraine.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest love story in Soviet cinema -
Office Romance (1977)(https://b1.culture.ru/c/122991.jpg)
QuoteAnatoli Yefremovich Novoseltsev works in a statistics institution, whose director is an unattractive and bossy woman. An old friend of his, Yuri Grigorievich Samokhvalov, who gets appointed assistant director of the institution, wants to make Novoseltsev the head of the department but encounters objections from Ludmila Prokopievna Kalugina, the director. Samokhvalov then advises Novoseltsev to lightly hit on the boss. Ironically, Novoseltsev and Kalugina fall in love with each other...
Spoiler
https://youtu.be/hR-1QGMK75c (https://youtu.be/hR-1QGMK75c)
https://youtu.be/kUNy3NrxZAc (https://youtu.be/kUNy3NrxZAc)
For all you dub haters - English subtitles seem to work just fine
Will you be watching Irony of Fate this New Years, Comrade?
It's banned on local television, unfortunately. But I'm sure YouTube will help me once again
By the way, post-Soviet cinema isn't any more protected from godawful remakes and unnecessary sequels than Hollywood
Spoiler
(https://b1.culture.ru/c/122991.jpg)
(https://images.kinorium.com/movie/poster/554437/w1500_37557338.jpg)
(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w1280/jcFhYLgIS2CD1eGRh7ordyeHAQL.jpg)
(https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/get-kinopoisk-image/1600647/82ac4b80-faea-42a1-a1cd-93d64b8f2dde/orig)
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Isn't the Irony of Fate one a sequel though?
I seem to remember my wife getting deeply upset by the Office Romance one.
Quote from: Kradan on Nov 30, 2021, 10:41:00 PM
unnecessary sequels
Got myself covered, comrade
Quote from: SiL on Dec 01, 2021, 08:20:12 PM
I seem to remember my wife getting deeply upset by the Office Romance one.
Fun fact: current president of Ukraine starred in that turd. True story
Spoiler
(https://www.film.ru/sites/default/files/styles/thumb_1024x450/public/trailers_frame/slygebnuy_roman_nahe_vremya.jpg)
(https://storage.yandexcloud.net/vesma.today/uploads/common/2021/11/26/1733173627_0_52_3071_1780_1920x0_80_0_0_4c00a7025448352e94166e2c65fb05d0-c67ca3787f42.jpg)
Putin's desire to invade suddenly makes sense.
:D
Spoiler
oh f**k
https://youtu.be/ow3HzDg6LoE (https://youtu.be/ow3HzDg6LoE)
https://youtu.be/j2VmC-SLInM (https://youtu.be/j2VmC-SLInM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K02Ij9yn9EEdit - Glad there's a hero without cape sharing the lyrics in english, given it's an
ukrainian music video ^^ 👉👈
Any sign of Russian tanks rolling down your street yet?
Haven't seen one yet
https://youtu.be/5jPtkjxU5jg (https://youtu.be/5jPtkjxU5jg)
Woopidie woop, motherf**kers
You seem very calm. I'm waiting for the nukes to start flying at any time because Putin wants his Kradan back.
Is Putin a Gay ruler?
https://twitter.com/Ukraine/status/1468206078940823554
To be honest, threat of Russian invasion is the least of my headaches right now
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGQoYqNXsAwogjh?format=jpg&name=large)
Comes bundled with Tetris.
(https://s10.gifyu.com/images/70eb5e65-e12d-4470-b6dd-a5c4d7a925cb.gif)
https://youtu.be/X0uwUyp-pGQ (https://youtu.be/X0uwUyp-pGQ)
Not too crazy about mustard though. Only if as ingredient for mayo. Or with a slice of salo on a piece of bread
https://youtu.be/6mazYPuKk2M?list=PLn3QRmXpILmOGpaW1P7mAlxsTtsje-8TY (https://youtu.be/6mazYPuKk2M?list=PLn3QRmXpILmOGpaW1P7mAlxsTtsje-8TY)
https://youtu.be/-6Y6FoDf0-I (https://youtu.be/-6Y6FoDf0-I)
When the Russians come, will you be welcoming them with Molotov Cocktails or Vodka Martini's?
I will be welcomimng them with guns loaded with ketchup
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qM-cj27yQhg/VxlZwAOozzI/AAAAAAABLSA/NxIZS0DopvsGFIiNW1cvCX8PDV5LNZlBgCLcB/s1600/dcau96.jpg)
Still not sure if you will be welcoming them as friends or foes? :-\
I mean, if they're invading my country, they count as foes, right ?
Aren't you all for the resurrection of the magnificent Soviet Union empire? You could be a world superpower again, send men into space and make those filthy western capitalist countries shit their pants each time you test a new nuke.
https://youtu.be/ctF-dVNR4jo (https://youtu.be/ctF-dVNR4jo)
And it's not like Ukanians were all thumbs up when Russia forced soviet regime on us in 1920s
You are such a disappointment to me.
It's a mutual feeling
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/547e1e60a16e3c024c1500a3c8fe91a9/tumblr_on6jdg2x3A1qdhps7o2_r1_500.gif)
This time next year you may all be speaking Russian.
99% of population in the area I live already does anyway
https://youtu.be/cj5bo0PCunQ (https://youtu.be/cj5bo0PCunQ)
Did you ever play Half-Life?
(https://i.imgur.com/6xWCIxL.png)
:-X
https://youtu.be/bN-vjBGpqeA (https://youtu.be/bN-vjBGpqeA)
I discovered him only couple of days ago but I already love Max Headroom
https://youtu.be/nt56RMbpq_0 (https://youtu.be/nt56RMbpq_0)
https://youtu.be/wBAmGjmeNdA (https://youtu.be/wBAmGjmeNdA)
When you're toiling away at your internship, do ever wish you were at home playing Portal instead?
What do you think ?
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/2f/ff/a42fff9c319ebc1228d3786ff2db4ad1.jpg)
Anyway,
https://youtu.be/8opWEDRcyh8 (https://youtu.be/8opWEDRcyh8)
https://youtu.be/FBEYOlXNAC8 (https://youtu.be/FBEYOlXNAC8)
Hohoho, motherf**kers !
Oh yeah, we don't talk about that
https://youtu.be/4ds2OMjnzBo (https://youtu.be/4ds2OMjnzBo)
I was wondering if Professor Kradanovich might be able to assist us in identifying the paintings on the wall behind Janty Yates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akMLfCR4JxM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akMLfCR4JxM)
The painting in middle top row is "The Emperor Napoleon in His Study at the Tuileries" by Jacques-Louis David.
The painting on right top is "The Coronation of Napoleon" also by Jacques-Louis David.
What are the others?
Thank you kindly.
The professor is stumped...
I shall now go to my Dungeon Of Shame
Don't feel too bad, I went to art college and I'm also stumped. :-\
(https://i.imgur.com/mt60wHL.jpg)
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3ELtfmA4Apkju/200.gif)
Is that some kind of Soviet mind control trick? (⊙_◎)
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l3vR9IEU6nYAmZyoM/giphy.gif)
:laugh:
Have you ever played
C&C: Red Alert³ ?
(https://i.ibb.co/51yF6KV/Dasha-Fedorovich.jpg)
https://youtu.be/Hj6svREu9FY
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 29, 2021, 08:55:02 PM
Is that some kind of Soviet mind control trick? (⊙_◎)
Is creation of Ukrainian artist Yurii Perepadia.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Dec 29, 2021, 11:22:51 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 29, 2021, 08:55:02 PM
Is that some kind of Soviet mind control trick? (⊙_◎)
Is creation of Ukraninan artist Yurii Perepadia.
I almost got high with just look at his art :laugh:
I wonder if Kradan has tried this?
(https://i.ibb.co/P5GQRZM/1.jpg)
▶
Art lovers recreate Ukrainian masterpieces in COVID-19 confinement (http://euromaidanpress.com/2020/05/04/art-lovers-recreate-ukrainian-masterpieces-in-covid-confinement/)
Hm, I think we've tried to recreate Vinchi's Last Supper in the university once. I'll have to dig it up
Btw, it's A Girl In Red Hat by early XX century Ukranian artist Alexandr Murashko
I think I've learned more about Ukraine over the past year than I have over the previous 45.
You're welcome
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 29, 2021, 11:17:52 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/51yF6KV/Dasha-Fedorovich.jpg)
I heard SiL got himself one of these....
I think CB dated one
Quote from: Kradan on Dec 30, 2021, 07:42:35 AM
Hm, I think we've tried to recreate Vinchi's Last Supper in the university once. I'll have to dig it up
Here it is:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=64186.0;attach=11636;image)
Spoiler
(https://char.hypotheses.org/files/2019/06/Leonardo_da_Vinci_1452-1519_-_The_Last_Supper_1495-1498.jpg)
What can I say, we tried
Nothing interesting here, just making myself a new avatar:
(https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=64186.0;attach=11638;image)
Is the professor Kradanovich in that picture?
You can see back of his head, yes
You were Judas Iscariot? :o
Oh f**k, I guess I was. To be fair, I always thought Judas was the dude in yellow robes 'cause yellow is the colour of betrayal or something
https://youtu.be/_pBJpbvZN4A (https://youtu.be/_pBJpbvZN4A)
I love love lovelovelove Shredder's design from TMNT 2003 so much. It's a perfect balance of cool and threatning IMO. Absolutely love the "modern day samurai" look
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5f/9f/d3/5f9fd39f233d0c73a1a0a9e18b3951bc.png)
Spoiler
(https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111120069/6207687-5356895040-ezgif.gif)
(https://aiptcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/014.jpg)
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/92c037f3e3dc4e202986cf4c2cb48397/b5e5d8075873402f-0d/s500x750/7fa53b9546c01f82abfceba761f3c70e8de064c9.gifv)
(https://community.gamepress.gg/uploads/default/original/4X/1/f/9/1f938ce8b2c8f1d8c97156466fdfb52afed4cde0.gif)
The only Shredder design I might love even a bit more is Feudal Shredder. Idk, it just screams cool to me. All the subsequent desings (later Utrom Shredder armoures, Karai Shredder, Tengu Shredder and Cyber Shredder) feel subpar to me
(https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000547572327-cra4rq-t500x500.jpg)
Spoiler
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy-pIFQVQAAHB5M.jpg)
(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/zFucnuJPEbapijBFyCkUpeH3fD0.jpg)
(https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11147/111475715/7960419-8599429556-dcvzp.gif)
On the other hand, I despise what they've done with the design for season 7 and Turtles Forever. That design is a walking joke, caricature of Shredder. Only Scottie Ray voice-acting somewhat saves it
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy-pHUgUoAAjL4f.jpg)
I always figured you for a Crimson Dynamo or Titanium Man fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrMiSQAGOS4
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jan 08, 2022, 08:43:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrMiSQAGOS4
I'm not gonna sit here for an hour to find out, sorry
https://youtu.be/Cro-fB_0XCU (https://youtu.be/Cro-fB_0XCU)
You seem to know a lot about TMNT. I remember seeing the original cartoons when I was around 13.
That's where I first learned about pizza.
We'd only known junk-food like Fish 'n Chips, Steak & Kidney Pies and Bangers and Mash up till then.
It was just so cool to come home after school and there would always be an TMNT episode to watch. Great times, great times
https://youtu.be/nt67ipAlJT0 (https://youtu.be/nt67ipAlJT0)
https://youtu.be/qOzsy6IHNUM (https://youtu.be/qOzsy6IHNUM)
Are you near the Russian border?
Relatively, yes. Pretty close to Crimea too
There's vodka literally called "Vaccine" ("Вакцина") sold here
(https://content2.rozetka.com.ua/goods/images/big/170682331.jpg)
I can imagine a lot of guys telling their wives that they'll be home late in order to get "vaccinated ". :laugh:
https://youtu.be/awyf44xq5Yw (https://youtu.be/awyf44xq5Yw)
Seeing reports of US and UK embassy staff being withdrawn from Ukraine now. :(
It's a good sign, isn't it ?
https://youtu.be/hmRTnUzs6Ak (https://youtu.be/hmRTnUzs6Ak)
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1485680392397017095
The Ukrainian official is probably right, but I'll leave it for Local to corroborate.
From the Ukrainian government:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FI95rp3WUAAfVQo?format=jpg&name=small)
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jan 24, 2022, 06:34:14 PM
The Ukrainian official is probably right, but I'll leave it for Local to corroborate.
I feel like I'm going to see a mushroom cloud outside my window any minute.
I guess, I won't 'cause I'm gonna be at the centre of that mushroom, frying to death
You're the prize that everyone's fighting over. That's why you may be safe.
Aaaaaw, I hoped to see fireworks. Also, would be an easy way to get off this shitstorm first
Of course, that doesn't mean that Russian troops won't be going all Red Dawn on your people.
Phew, feel much better now, thanks
If they do invade, don't be surprised if you lose internet quickly. They'll want to lock down communications fast. Of course, that'll be the least of your problems.
Man, you do hate me, don't you ?
Of course not. You're AvPG's unofficial nephew.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jan 24, 2022, 11:12:42 PM
AvPG's unofficial nephew.
What does that even mean anyway ?
It feels like we're all pitching in to help raise you. You're such an inquisitive lad.
Be safe, my boy.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/5nmks9eqdOpa0kaU2F/giphy.gif)
Next time the Professor want's to take a sabbatical, please let us know ahead of time. No more sudden disappearances from this forum without prior warning, thank you.
Don't want to paradrop Kimarhi in there for no good reason.
:P
We should have Kradan implanted with a PDT so we can keep track of him.
Cheaper just to chain him up somewhere. Just need to remember to feed him once in a while.
I don't like this one bit
Which part?
Being chained up and rarely fed
I think you should be relocated to a NATO safe house with all the amenities so you can live like a decadent western imperialist.
The professor can relax now, Kwisatz to the rescue:
Quote'It's a joke': Germany's offer of 5,000 helmets to Ukraine is met with disdain amid Russia invasion fears
https://mobile.twitter.com/Stock_Market_Pr/status/1486639519306694658
Probably only half-helmets at that! :laugh:
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Why have't I known about this before ? :D
We try to shelter you from such filth.
Gee, thanks
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jan 27, 2022, 11:08:42 AM
The professor can relax now, Kwisatz to the rescue:
Quote'It's a joke': Germany's offer of 5,000 helmets to Ukraine is met with disdain amid Russia invasion fears
https://mobile.twitter.com/Stock_Market_Pr/status/1486639519306694658
Probably only half-helmets at that! :laugh:
German helmets clearly are offensive weapons tho.
Spoiler
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Rich Evans doesn't care about Xenomorph :'(
https://www.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/comments/see5rj/rich_evans_f**k_the_alien_xenomorph_circa_2017/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/comments/see5rj/rich_evans_f**k_the_alien_xenomorph_circa_2017/)
Quote from: kwisatz
German helmets clearly are offensive weapons tho.
Spoiler
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:laugh:
But at this point Professor Kradanovich is in need of Tiger Tanks, not headgear Herr kwisatz. :P
I'll take what I can get
https://mobile.twitter.com/EuromaidanPress/status/1486678991926968322
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Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jan 28, 2022, 12:37:08 PM
Quote from: kwisatz
German helmets clearly are offensive weapons tho.
Spoiler
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:laugh:
But at this point Professor Kradanovich is in need of Tiger Tanks, not headgear Herr kwisatz. :P
I'll see what I can do.
Spoiler
We need that gas tho :P
I mean, what else is he supposed to use? Harsh language?
Where is my ukrabian ART! >:(
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https://youtu.be/jHxpFHY1z-A (https://youtu.be/jHxpFHY1z-A)
Awaiting pics of Professor Kradanovich with his Kalashnikov.
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But do you know about his older brother, Vitaliy Klichko, former boxer, who's currently mayor of our great capital, Kyiv ? He's like Ukranian equivalent of Arnie becoming a governer. He's also a living meme for his unique way of speaking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayor_of_Kyiv (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayor_of_Kyiv)
(https://boxrec.com/media/images//thumb/a/a5/Vitali_Klitschko.jpeg/250px-Vitali_Klitschko.jpeg)
https://youtu.be/spYbovRhero (https://youtu.be/spYbovRhero)
https://youtu.be/u2oyWC9yzeI (https://youtu.be/u2oyWC9yzeI)
I hurt my belly laughng
https://youtu.be/OpXlgTzHSAM (https://youtu.be/OpXlgTzHSAM)
https://youtu.be/dBdweyltsLg (https://youtu.be/dBdweyltsLg)
https://youtu.be/cd1eNS9HtXo (https://youtu.be/cd1eNS9HtXo)
Nothing to see here, just making myself a new avatar:
Who is that man. He looks tired. :-\
Edit: I loved the intro of the last episode of Half in the Bag.
Why, that's Anthony Andrews as Elliot Blake from critically-acclaimed
Columbo Goes To Guillotine ! And I'm constantly feel tired so that's a perfect fit.
He also looks a little bit like Billy Crudup
Spoiler
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(https://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/preview/alien-covenant-picture08.jpg)
And yeah, that intro was great. Entire episode was great. I love when they do something weird and unexpected like that. One of my favourites HITB episodes is the one when they talk about Travolta's obscure movie,
The Fanatichttps://youtu.be/feH2sxYGE-w (https://youtu.be/feH2sxYGE-w)
Well, too bad I don't have Switch. But thanks for sharing :)
Could this be a sign that Valve is testing the waters to see if Portal 3 is worth doing?
I highly doubt it
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I've yet to see something like this
I remember seeing that a lot in a visit to Israel once.
You'd walk into a falafel bar and see a gaggle of teenage girls popping chewing gum, handbags slung over one shoulder, Uzis slung over the other.
:o Was it tasty falafel ?
Falafel is always good.
On closer investigation, that photo above was actually taken in Belarus about two years ago. Figures, as no-one is wearing masks on that bus.
No one is wearing them on the buses here and now. Drives me nuts being the only one :D
Probably because everybody else is packing Kalashnikovs. No-one is going to hassle you about a mask if you're packing a Kalashnikov. :P
Touche
Doesn't the professor go out with one of those from home?
Stay safe Kradan
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 13, 2022, 04:35:17 PM
Doesn't the professor go out with one of those from home?
Professor is a pacifist
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 13, 2022, 05:11:05 PM
Stay safe Kradan
Thanks. You too
What is the mood like over there? Are people rushing out to buy bottled water and canned food? Are the schools and businesses closed or is it pretty much still life as normal?
I bet Kradan is practicing his Russian.
A very educated man our Professor.
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Feb 14, 2022, 05:10:01 PM
Are the schools and businesses closed or is it pretty much still life as normal?
Second option
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 14, 2022, 05:15:36 PM
I bet Kradan is practicing his Russian.
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Quote from: Kradan on Feb 14, 2022, 05:48:10 PM
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Feb 14, 2022, 05:10:01 PM
Are the schools and businesses closed or is it pretty much still life as normal?
Second option
The yankees say you guys need to panic though. :/
Is EJA a yankee? I thought he was a pom. ???
Quote from: Local Trouble on Feb 14, 2022, 06:32:11 PM
Is EJA a yankee? I thought he was a pom. ???
I don't know, but that random dude in the Alien series thread said Putin invading is all "yankee nonsense".
What in the name of Thanos is a pom ??? what a weird word :laugh:
Look, you google it, unzip your pants, take your right hand and let the nature do the rest
Oh My Gosh I can't believe Corporal is a pom :D
https://youtu.be/l8EEBnuV3TQ (https://youtu.be/l8EEBnuV3TQ)
https://youtu.be/o4xISRxY3og (https://youtu.be/o4xISRxY3og)
https://youtu.be/bCyqarRy1B8 (https://youtu.be/bCyqarRy1B8)
https://youtu.be/JCU21cRMGgk (https://youtu.be/JCU21cRMGgk)
https://twitter.com/campuscodi/status/1493581446371586055
That one time when Darth Vaider ran for President of Ukraine:
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2014/03/31/darth-vader-ukraine-candidacy (https://www.mprnews.org/story/2014/03/31/darth-vader-ukraine-candidacy)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Party_of_Ukraine#:~:text=In%20the%202014%20Ukrainian%20presidential,identity%20could%20not%20be%20verified (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Party_of_Ukraine#:~:text=In%20the%202014%20Ukrainian%20presidential,identity%20could%20not%20be%20verified).
QuoteIn the 2014 Ukrainian presidential elections the party tried to nominate a man named Darth Vader; but his registration was refused because his real identity could not be verified
Spoiler
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Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 19, 2022, 01:55:43 AM
You saw this eons ago I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsVGLezJJis
Pretty recently, actually
https://youtu.be/FSr7OR8ugVY (https://youtu.be/FSr7OR8ugVY)
https://youtu.be/3byul4DisYY (https://youtu.be/3byul4DisYY)
https://youtu.be/HzBRbWtUL08 (https://youtu.be/HzBRbWtUL08)
Actor, filmmaker, martial arts master and just a great man, Leo Fong has unfortunately passed away. May he rest in peace :'(
Here he's shot with another great man and filmmaker, Len Kabasinski
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https://twitter.com/killerwolffilms/status/1494822550165143555?s=20&t=DfuQDxl0gNWnnwatwSCMqA
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https://zombo.com/ (https://zombo.com/)
Reminds me of the Space Jockey aka David
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Looks yummy
Are you ready to move to Milwaukee and live with RLM now?
He could be the Ukrainian voice of Mr. Plinkett, and review Portal games.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 24, 2022, 12:28:35 AM
He could be the Ukrainian voice of Mr. Plinkett, and review Portal games.
Зоряні Війни Епізод І: Примарна Загроза розчарував мене навіть більше, ніж мій рідний синhttps://youtu.be/HgNKJhT74jU (https://youtu.be/HgNKJhT74jU)
I hope you can resume your wonderful life soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22vbhTi1ieI
I hope so too
https://youtu.be/G3NV7w9J9HA (https://youtu.be/G3NV7w9J9HA)
Are you getting in much gaming now? I can't imagine you're able to do much else if you're laying low at home.
Not really
Catching up on old RLM videos?
When I get some free time, absolutely
https://youtu.be/SP2HJ_XppbU (https://youtu.be/SP2HJ_XppbU)
OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD !
QuoteNobody will remember this show in a year after the bombs fall and we all hunt each other for food and shelter.
There's no end to these frauds cynicism, is there ? :D
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 05, 2022, 09:48:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcXXWWMTZ1w
Quote from: Kradan on Aug 23, 2020, 09:50:16 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh_Kradan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh_Kradan)
I'm an island, bitches ! :D
:laugh: Thread title change.
Two things you can't take from the Ukrainians, their courage and their sense of humour.
Just learned that Erik Wolpaw (writer of Portal & Portal 2) doesn't recognise Alien 3 :'(
Doesn't recognize as in doesn't know it when he sees it or doesn't acknowledge its existence? ???
Second option
Does that mean you will no longer recognize the portal games existence?
Does he recognize ACM? How about AvPR?
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Mar 09, 2022, 09:42:20 PM
Does that mean you will no longer recognize the portal games existence?
What am I to you, crazy ?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 09, 2022, 09:46:41 PM
Does he recognize ACM? How about AvPR?
I highly doubt it
Holy f**k, that's the best news you could've brought ! :o
https://youtu.be/4EddvLA-qbw (https://youtu.be/4EddvLA-qbw)
Why can't you be more like Sal?
I'm not good with Photoshop
[Please Help Kradan Survive Through The War
https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=65501.0 (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=65501.0)
Man, you're bringing only good news lately ! :o
Some comments on that RLM video are hilarious :laugh:
;)
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I mean, who doesn't love Lego?
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This thumbnail gives me the creeps
I wish Doug would fall into a vat of acid, might improve his personally.
I knew you'd like it ! ;D
https://youtu.be/mVDFJRM6F9k
https://twitter.com/verge/status/1497296022028042242
Their commentaries are the best
https://youtu.be/xSVetJd-_zY (https://youtu.be/xSVetJd-_zY)
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https://youtu.be/7zpxgyG7eGk (https://youtu.be/7zpxgyG7eGk)
Star Trek Picard seems to have had a good critical reception. RLM and the Trekies think otherwise though.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 30, 2022, 05:36:12 PM
Star Trek Picard seems to have had a good critical reception. RLM and the Trekies think otherwise though.
I'll take RLM word in that case
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 30, 2022, 05:40:41 PM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 20, 2022, 06:05:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbLk4ktAE5U
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1509205299298816007
Yeeeeah, couple of last HITB episodes now seem a bit awkward
I was going to say that they should publicly apologize to Bruce so they don't get cancelled, but then I remember how much they made fun of George Lucas. :-X
https://twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1509253049440739332
Whose mines are those?
Ukrainian traffic calming measures.
They don't bother with speed cameras or speed bumbs over there. You speed, you bleed...
f**k yeah ! Thanks, Local Trouble ;)
https://youtu.be/Y5LRWZdAoJw (https://youtu.be/Y5LRWZdAoJw)
WARNING: EXTREME NOSTALGIA INCOMING !!!
Spoiler
https://youtu.be/RP4UTOek0-Y (https://youtu.be/RP4UTOek0-Y)
https://youtu.be/lVPONdZBh6s (https://youtu.be/lVPONdZBh6s)
https://youtu.be/hdHlIy0W4uU (https://youtu.be/hdHlIy0W4uU)
https://youtu.be/A-taWymx1WI (https://youtu.be/A-taWymx1WI)
I know FNAF games aren't held in a particularly high regard amongst most gamers, horror fans or people in general. But man, I do love these f**king games, (specifically first 4, with number 4 being my personal favourite, after that IMHO franchise went in a direction I couldn't follow). They came out juuust in the right time in my life, I remember myself wasting hours lurking through FNAF wiki, being obsessed with the lore, all the hidden Easter Eggs and crazy fan theories. What a great times these were. Also, series clearly has a case of Friday The 13th syndrome meaning it just refuses to f**king end already despite having multiple "final chapters" :D
What I found most interesting and fascinating is the fact the franchise was created and developed by just one guy by the name of Scott Cawthon who prior to FNAF cut his teeth in Christian animated shorts and Sci-Fi RPGs. The guy is super nice, actively interacted with community (and trolled it numerous times), in the later years supported fan games developers and even funded their projects pushing them into official status
Spoiler
Here, check out interview with him. Interviewer may be a bit obnoxious but it's worth it:
https://youtu.be/03E_hZdXqBE (https://youtu.be/03E_hZdXqBE)
Also, what Internet and Twitter did to him in the end was f**king disgusting and makes me despise humanity
Here, add this to your lists of
"Things to embarass Kradan with"
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 01, 2022, 03:51:24 AM
Also, what Internet and Twitter did to him in the end was f**king disgusting and makes me despise humanity
What did they do? I've never played FNAF, nor do I know anything about the community.
He got a lot of shit and even some death threats towards him and his family after it was revealed that he donated some of his money to members of Republican party, including Trump. He's also a Christian. Despite the fact he previously donated money to various charities Internet collectively decided that he's gotta be a homophob, anti-LGBTQ and just plain horrible human being and should be ashamed of himself. I suspect a lot of people jumped on that bandwagon 'cause they were tired of FNAF big web presence, some extreme parts of fandom and thought that games were shitty and poorly made and didn't deserve nearly as much status and success as they got. He handled the situation the best he could and eventually announced of his retirement from FNAF and gaming in general
You can learn more just googling "scott cawthon controversy"
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 01, 2022, 03:58:58 PM
He got a lot of shit and even some death threats towards him and his family after it was revealed that he donated some of his money to members of Republican party, including Trump. He's also a Christian. Despite the fact he previously donated money to various charities Internet collectively decided that he's gotta be a homophob, anti-LGBTQ and just plain horrible human being and should be ashamed of himself. I suspect a lot of people jumped on that bandwagon 'cause they were tired of FNAF big web presence, some extreme parts of fandom and thought that games were shitty and poorly made and didn't deserve nearly as much status and success as they got. He handled the situation the best he could and eventually announced of his retirement from FNAF and gaming in general
You can learn more just googling "scott cawthon controversy"
Well. That's the internet in a nutshell, I guess.
I guess
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 01, 2022, 03:58:58 PM
He got a lot of shit and even some death threats towards him and his family after it was revealed that he donated some of his money to members of Republican party, including Trump. He's also a Christian. Despite the fact he previously donated money to various charities Internet collectively decided that he's gotta be a homophob, anti-LGBTQ and just plain horrible human being and should be ashamed of himself. I suspect a lot of people jumped on that bandwagon 'cause they were tired of FNAF big web presence, some extreme parts of fandom and thought that games were shitty and poorly made and didn't deserve nearly as much status and success as they got. He handled the situation the best he could and eventually announced of his retirement from FNAF and gaming in general
You can learn more just googling "scott cawthon controversy"
I mean, actively giving money to people in order for them to stay in power and enforce their homophobic, transphobic and racist policies, then yeah. It kind of makes you those things.
If I was to say I was pro-ukraine, and then give a whole bunch of money to putin. I think Ukrainians would have a right to be angry at me.
Quote from: Dachande on Apr 03, 2022, 10:05:50 AM
If I was to say I was pro-ukraine, and then give a whole bunch of money to putin. I think Ukrainians would have a right to be angry at me.
Ouch
Whatever, I'll just live these here
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Quote from: Kradan on Apr 03, 2022, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Dachande on Apr 03, 2022, 10:05:50 AM
If I was to say I was pro-ukraine, and then give a whole bunch of money to putin. I think Ukrainians would have a right to be angry at me.
Ouch
Whatever, I'll just live these here
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I meant no offense with what I said, as I'm firmly on the side of Putin is a c**t. Was just trying to use it as an analogy for why people would be upset.
I'm not saying that the harassment and doxxing, and threats were deserved, because they're not. But considering FNAF had a large contingent of LGBTQ+ fans, they understandably felt betrayed. And, again, this guy might be an incredibly nice and good person, but he's supporting some really terrible people.
Although I did have a hearty chuckle when he said he thought Trump was the best person to stand up to Americas enemies, when all he did was end up enabling them.
Yeah no, all of that stuff does not get to go together, even the well meaning can do great harm and your intentions do not mitigate the results.
I have never played Five Nights At Freddy's.
Quote from: BlueMarsalis79 on Apr 03, 2022, 11:58:16 AM
Yeah no, all ot that stuff does not get to go together, even the well meaning can do great harm and your intentions do not mitigate the results.
Which majorly sucks if you ask me. It sucks that we live in a world where having good intentions isn't good enough, where trying your best isn't good enough
Point is, yes, maybe he was supporting wrong people and maybe people felt betrayed by him but I don't think that validates all the crap he went through, I don't think it validates threatening (even if only verbally) his, his wife's and unborn child's lives. Maybe I don't know all the details, maybe I just don't see a bigger picture. In case like this all I can do is rely on what's my heart's telling me. And my heart is telling me his heart was in the right place. And for me that's good enough
And you know what sucks majorly too ? Is how whether person is good or bad is defined by the political side he/she chooses. You can tell me "Welcome to the Internet" all you want, It doesn't change the fact that's wrong
Quote from: Local Trouble on Apr 03, 2022, 07:31:23 PM
I have never played Five Nights At Freddy's.
Keep it that way
When one side wants to strip me of personhood and the other does not it's not much of a discussion.
As you wish
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 03, 2022, 08:11:32 PMIs how whether person is good or bad is defined by the political side he/she chooses.
What if you discovered that he was fully supportive of Vladimir Putin and the Russian invasion of Ukraine?
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I don't know how I would feel honestly. Dissapointment ? Sure. Pure flaming hatred ? Eh, I have better things to do
What if he supported the criminalization of ketchup, Portal and RLM?
What's he, satan incarnate or something ?
First new AvPGalaxy podcast, now THIS ! Thanks, Local, in times like this having these pieces of escapism is so much more valuable. Thank you ;)
On a side note, RLM guys are on top of their game lately, aren't they ? Cranking these videos with such a speed, one or two a week !if not for the whole war inconvenience I would've said we're living in a truly great times now
Maybe they know that Kradan Kradanovich from Kradansk, Kradanistan is having a not so wonderful life these days and needs their videos to keep up morale.
I don't know, maybe they had a magical collective revelation during a drunken coma or something. If I'm being honest, with each new video they release I'm a bit nervous they gonna drop some edgy joke about the war because I can easily see these cynical frauds going there. Especially seeing how much they love 'em 9/11 jokes
Also, Kradanistan :D
"What Russia should do with Ukraine" by Timophey Sergeyczev, the 3rd of April (rough translation)
Spoiler
Back in April of last year we wrote about inevitability of Ukraine's denazification. Nazi, Bandera's Ukraine enemy of Russia and West's tool in destruction of Russia is of no worth to us. Today the question of denazification went into practical field
Denazification is necessary when the significant number of people, most probably - majority of them, are used to and involved by Nazi's regime into its policy. Therefore, there's no place for "good people - bad government" hypothesis. Acknowledging this fact is a basis of denazification policy, of all its components and the fact itself is its subject/
Ukraine's situation is exactly that. The fact that Ukrainian elector voted for "Poroshenko's peace" and "Zelenskiy's peace" shouldn't fool you - Ukrainians are pretty OK with the shortest way to peace through blitzkrieg, as was clearly implied by both Ukrainian presidents' during their respective election campaigns. That way of "pacification" of internal anti-fascists, through total terror, was used in Odessa, Kharkov, Dnepropetrovsk, Mariupol and other Russian cities/ And it was completely acceptable for any Ukrainian everyday man. Denazification is a complex of measures towards nazified population which technically can't be directly punished as war criminals
Nazis that took weapons in their hands should be efficiently eliminated on battlefield. One should not make a difference between Ukanian Armed Forces and so called national battalions and territorial defense forces that joined these formations. They're all equally to blame for over the top cruelty towards peaceful population, for genocide of Russian people, for not following war laws and customs. War criminals' and active Nazis' punishment should make for a great example. The total lustration should be performed. Any organisations connecting themselves with Nazis should be eliminated and forbidden. Apart from these in power, a significant number of population is also to blame which should be considered passive Nazis and Nazis' collaborators. They supported and flattered Nazi government. Appropriate punishment of this part of population is possible only in form of bearing the inevitable burden of justified war which should be conducted carefully towards civilians when possible. Denazification of this part of population should include re-education through ideological repressions towards Nazi organisations and strict censorship, not only in political, but in cultural and educational fields as well. Exactly through culture and education deep massive nazification of population was performed solidified by promises of better life from the victory of Nazi regime against Russia, Nazi propaganda, internal violence and terror and 8 years long war against people of Donbass who rised against Ukranian Nazis.
Denazification should be performed only by the victorious side which implies 1. absolute control over denazification process and 2. power which ensures such control. From which we conclude that denazified country cannot be sovereign. Denazifiing state, Russia cannot be guided by any liberal approach when it comes to the matter of denazification. Ideology of denazifiing state cannot be argued by guilty side which is being denazified. Russia's acknowledgment of necessity of Ukraine's denazification means impossibility of Crimea's scenario for Ukraine as a whole. However, such scenario was impossible back in 2014 and in rebellious Donbass. Only 8 year long resistance to Nazi violence and terror led to internal unification and conscious refusal of keeping any unity and connections with Ukraine which defined itself as Nazi population
Terms of denazification cannot be any less than one generation which should be born, raised and reach maturity in conditions of denazification. Nazification of Ukraine was going on for more that 30 years - starting at least since 1989 when Ukrainian nationalism gained legal and legitimate forms of political self-expression and stood at the top of "independence" movement which led to Nazism.
Uniqueness of modern nazified Ukraine in amorphity and ambivalence which helps to disguise Nazism as desire of "independence" and "European" (western, pro-American) way of "development" (in actuality - degradation), to claim that on Ukraine "there is no Nazism only singular cases of excess"/ There's no main Nazi party, no fuhrer, no full-on racism laws (only their restricted version in a form of repressions towards Russian language)/ As a result - no opposition and resistance to regime
However, all of the listed above does not make Ukrainian Nazism "light-version" of German Nazism of first half of XX century. On contrary, seeing as Ukrainian Nazism is free of such "genre" (political-technological) borders and restrictions, it's free to develop as a fundamental basis of any Nazism - European as well as its most developed form, American racism. So denazification cannot be compromised, cannot be performed on the basis of "NATO - no, EU - yes". West as a collective whole by itself is a designer, source and sponsor of Ukrainian Nazism while western-Ukrainian Bandera's cadres are only one amongst the tools of Ukraine's nazification. Ukronazism poses not smaller but bigger threat to world and Russia than German Nazism of Hitler's era
Name "Ukraine" seemingly cannot be saved as a title of any denazified state formation on freed from Nazis' regime territory. Re-created on free from Nazism space people's republics shall and will grow on a basis of economical self-management, social support, re-building and modernisation of all population's life-support systems
Their political direction cannot be neutral - the redemption of guilt towards Russia for its consideration as an enemy can be realised only through relying on Russia in the process of re-building, re-birth and development. No "Marshall's plans" for these territories should be allowed. No "neutrality" in ideological and practical senses, complimentary with denazification, is not possible. Cadres and organisations, which are tools of denazification in new denazified republics, can only rely on Russia's force and organisational support.
Denazification will inevitably lead to deukranisation - refusal of started by Soviet government massive artificial growth of ethnical component of self-identification of population of historical Malorossiya (Small-Russia) and Novorossiya (New-Russia) territories. Being communist tool super-power after its fall artificial ethnocentrism didn't just fade into obscurity/ It went under the rule of another super-power (power which is above states) - West's super-power. It should be turned back towards its natural borders and denied of any political functionality
What differentiates Ukraine from, let's say Georgia or Baltic countries, as history has shown, is impossibility of its existence as an national state and any attempts "to build" one inevitably leads to Nazism. Ukrainism - artificial anti-Russian construction which does not have any civilised meaning ruled by an alien civilization. Debanderisation in and of itself will not be enough for denazification - Bandera's component is only a performer and curtain, a disguise for European project of Nazi Ukraine so denazification must inevitably lead towards it de-europesation.
Bandera's elite should be eliminated, its re-education is impossible. Social "swamp" which actively as well as passively supports by action and lack of action of such elite should bear all of the consequences of war and take the experience as a historical lesson and redemption of its guilt. These who did not support Nazi regime, suffered from it and war in Donbass started by it should be united and organized, should become a pillar of new government, horisontally as well as vertically. History shows that tragedies and dramas of war time are useful for people who are tempted and engaged by the role of being a Russia's enemy
Denazification as he goal of special military operation in borders of said operation is understood as victory against Kyev's regime, liberation of territories from armed supporters of nazification, elimination of uncooperative Nazis, imprisonment of war criminals and creation of conditions for rapid denazification of civilian population
The latter should, respectively, start with organisation of local governments, police and defense forces cleared from any Nazi elements, launching on their basis the process of republic statehood foundation, its integration in close interaction with Russian Ministry of Ukrainian denazification (re-created or re-done from, let's say, Rossotrudnichestva (Russian Partnership)) with adoption under Russian control of republican normative base (legislation) of denazification, definition of borders and restrictions of direct usage of Russian laws on freed territories in the field of denazification, creation of tribunal for crimes against humanity on former Ukraine/ In that respect Russian should play as guardian of Nurnberg process.
All of the listed above means that for achieving the goals of denazification population's support and moving on Russia's side after liberation from terror, violence and ideological pressure, informational isolation inflicted by Kyev's regime are required. Of course, some time has to pass for people to recover from the shock of military action, to see in Russia's long-term plans, to see that "they will not be left alone". Impossible to predict in advance, on which territories such number of population will make critically required majority. "Catholic area" (Western Ukraine which consists of 5 regions) is highly doubted to be included in the set of pro-Russian territories. Dividing line will be, although, found by trial and error. It will be allowed to remain as antagonistic towards Russia but forcefully neutalised and demilitarised Ukraine with forbidden formal signs of Nazism. Haters of Russia will go there. The guarantee of keeping that Ukraine in neutral state must be threat of immediate resuming of military operation in case of not following listed demands. It is possible for that purpose constant Russian military presence on that territory will be required. In between the dividing line and Russian borders territory of potential integration into Russian civilisation, antifascist by internal nature will lay
Operation with the goal of Ukraine's denazification which started from military phase will continue in peaceful times following the same steps of military operation. On each step the inevitable changes should be fought for, which will be the result of said step. The initial steps of denazification can be described as:
1. Elimination of armed Nazi formations (these are any armed Ukrainian formations, including Armed Forces of Ukraine) and military, and supporting their activity informational and educational infrastructure
2. Creation of local people's government, police (defense and law enforcement) on freed territories, which are meant to protect population from the terror of underground Nazi groups
3. Integration into Russian informational space
4. Confiscation of any educational materials, prohibition of any educational programs, which contain Nazi ideological instructions
5. Massive prosecution to define personal responsibility for war crimes, crimes against humanity, spread of Nazi ideology and support of Nazi regime
6. Lustration, publication of names of Nazi regime supporters, forcing them to participate in re-building of destroyed infrastructure in order to punish for Nazi activity (for these who will avoid death sentence or imprisonment)
7. Adoption on local level under Russia's control initial normative acts of denazification "from bottom", prohibition of any kind or form of Nazi ideology resurrection
8. Creation of war memorials, monuments to keep the memory of victims of Ukrainian Nazism and heroes who fought against it
9. Inclusion of set of anti-fascist and denazifiing norms in constitutions of new people's republics
10. Creation of permanent bodies of denazification for 25 years
Russia will have no allies in its denazification of Ukraine. Because its specifically Russian matter. And also because elimination awaits for not only Bandera's version of Nazi Ukraine but for western totalitarism, imposed programs of civilisastion's degradation, mechanisms of obedience to super-power of West and America as well
To bring the plan of Ukraine's denazification to life Russia must finally divorce itself from any pro-European and pro-Western illusions, to understand its role as the last guardian and savior historical Europe (Old World) values which West abandoned losing the fight for itself. That fight was going on for entirety of XX century and expressed itself in WWI, Russian Revolution which are inextricably connected to one another
Russia did all in its power to save West in XX century. It realised main western project, alternative to capitalism, which won against national states - socialist, red project. It crushed German Nazism - monstrous abomination of crisis of western civilisation. The last act of Russian altruism was offer of friendship for which Russia got monstrous stroke of 1990s.
All, what Russia did for West, it did at its own expense, sacrificing so much. West eventually deniad all of these sacrifices, devaluing Russia's contribution towards resolution of western crisis, decided to take revenge against Russia for its help which Russia provided not expecting anything in return. Now, Russia will go its own way, not caring about West's fate, relying on another part of own heritage - leadership in global process of decolonisation
Russia has high potential for partnership and alliances with countries which West oppressed for centuries and which are not going to wear its chains again. Without Russia's self-sacrifice and fighting these countries would not have been freed. Denazification of Ukraine is at the same time its decolonisation which Ukraine's population is only going to understand as it frres from the drug, temptation and dependence from so called European choice
Does SM respond to YouTube comments ? Can you, like, ask him why has he forsaken us ?
https://youtu.be/qZ2O46UdN-k (https://youtu.be/qZ2O46UdN-k)
Thank you, Local ;)
Did you comment on SM's videos yet?
Iiiiiii diiiiiid
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Don't be shy.
If you have questions, you might get answers.
Quote from: Kradan on Apr 11, 2022, 06:47:26 AM
Iiiiiii diiiiiid
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Ask him why he left us, and when he Return. Also which Alien project he is most interested in; Noah's series or Fede's movie.
https://youtu.be/sTgFpEpObm4 (https://youtu.be/sTgFpEpObm4)
Is that a Disney's amusement park?
My Two Front Teeth is among my favourite pieces of any horror media
Yeah that gave me goosebumps.
They're gonna havta reissue those stamps:
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https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1516250488844570626
Kradan:
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Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 19, 2022, 04:11:16 AM
https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1516250488844570626
Well, I'm glad that he wants to but given Valve's history I would like something more substantial
Did you ever play the STALKER series?
Only Shadow Of Chernobyl, yes. Also, some modifications for it and let me tell ya - there was an abundance of these ! That game just oozes with atmosphere - so melancholic and autumn-like, love it
https://youtu.be/K2RXWKFXldk (https://youtu.be/K2RXWKFXldk)
https://youtu.be/fHstJ83_pLo (https://youtu.be/fHstJ83_pLo)
https://youtu.be/75w4afkLlc0 (https://youtu.be/75w4afkLlc0)
https://youtu.be/X0QtWlvl1gY (https://youtu.be/X0QtWlvl1gY)
I clicked on it. You know I did, Immediately. I knew it was a lie, a fake, an imposter. I still clicked, I did it anyway, knowing that it would lead to nothing but dissapointment
And you know what ?
Spoiler
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https://youtu.be/At1EOyY5Hpo (https://youtu.be/At1EOyY5Hpo)
Lol
Do you have access to Tubi?
https://tubitv.com/series/300006728/columbo?start=true
Hope he can watch it :(
We should keep the thread alive by posting Kradan-related content for as long as possible.
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Quote from: kwisatz on May 02, 2022, 11:46:12 PMHope he can watch it :(
Apparently their access has been partially restored but it is now routed through Russia. That means the FSB will be monitoring all comms. Makes it a bit risky for Kradan to post here unless he makes use of VPN or pretends to be a rabid neo-USSR commie decrying all things Western.
A lot of major sites like facebook, Twitter, Instagram and western news sites are also blocked there but that can be circumvented with VPN.
https://mobile.twitter.com/isik5/status/1521245902286966784
EDIT:
Welcome back Kradan, I see you're back online.
Please note my warning above.
Quote from: kwisatz on May 02, 2022, 11:46:12 PMHope he can watch it :(
No, he can't. He can't even see what video Local posted
Glad to see you're still with us!
Quote from: Kradan on May 03, 2022, 10:48:08 AMQuote from: kwisatz on May 02, 2022, 11:46:12 PMHope he can watch it :(
No, he can't. He can't even see what video Local posted
Is YouTube not accessible or is it simply too slow?
Can you access twitter, facebook, instagram etc?
Too slow
May 03, 2022, 11:20:03 AMQuote from: Local Trouble on May 03, 2022, 01:27:31 AMWe should keep the thread alive by posting Kradan-related content for as long as possible.
Aaaaaaw, isn't that sweet of you <3
https://mobile.twitter.com/DmitryKovalchuk/status/1521421351990534145
Jaja he back ;D
Quote from: kwisatz on May 03, 2022, 12:04:43 PMJaja he back ;D
He's the only one keeping my drawing thread alive. 8)
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on May 03, 2022, 01:31:58 AMhttps://i.ibb.co/mb3pJnj/Screenshot-20220502-213042.jpg
Quote from: Kradan on Aug 23, 2020, 09:50:16 AMhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh_Kradan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh_Kradan)
I'm an island, bitches ! :D
May 04, 2022, 08:26:09 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0QtWlvl1gYDoppelgangers + Anti-Christ shenanigans = nightmare fuel
Well. that's the objective truth, I don't need to watch a video to tell you that 8)
A little project Kradan has been working on lately - a super duper awesome fantastic and of course incredible DIY lamp
That looks like something you might find in Deckard's apartment.
Right on time, as always, Mr. Trouble :)
It's "wonderful life of Kradan" thread not "wonderful life of Voodoo/RidgeTop/whoever else I can't remember likes AvPR" thread :P
I couldn't find anything RLM, ketchup or Portal related though.
Aaaaaaaw, now I feel like a huge asshole
You did, you did it again, Local, you smug bastard ! I was just about to post it and you as always one step ahead of me ! Hats off
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjYH0ZXkHPQWARNING : Graphic Imagery
May 24, 2022, 11:56:29 AMQuote from: Local Trouble on May 23, 2022, 03:00:49 AMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5mk25pDUEU
If I'm being awfully honest my fondness for The Predator worn off quite a bit lately. I don't know, maybe I need to give it an another re-watch, it's been quite a whil
QuoteKradan
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Project Alpha #1
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DATE CLASSIFIED, ACCESS ONLY FOR LEVEL 4 EMPLOYEES
TRANSMISSION BEGINS IN 3, 2, 1
- So why do they call him Dr. Brain ?
- You're the new one, aren't you ?
- Yes sir, I was assigned last week
- I thought so. Well, it's not his real name, of course, it's more of a nickname. He earned it after he succesfully performed an extraction of his own brain, put it in a jar and then attached it back to his neural system
-...
- Everybody reacts like that) Also, there was an accident ...
- Accident, sir ?
- Yes. An explosion. His spine absorbed most of the damage. Unfortunately, it costed him ability to walk. That didn't stop him, of course
- I see
- He's quite harmless by himself. He's good buliding devices, that's for sure. But we are more interested in his connection with her. Do you know who I'm talking about ?
- Yes, sir
- She kidnapped him, exploited power of his mind and she was quite good at it. Eventually they developed a connection, somehow he find a key to her heart. I don't know, maybe she just likes nerds
-....
- She wasn't directly involved but she stole some valuable items. Our goverment wouldn't want to see these items in the possesion of a terrorist organisation
-Understood
END OF TRANSMISSION
Project Alpha #2
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DATE CLASSIFIED. ACCESS ONLY FOR LEVEL 4 EMPLOYEES
TRANSMISSION BEGINS IN 3, 2, 1
- Were the experiments with convicts authorised ?
-No, nobody knew
- How did you do it ?
- We pick the one with the best physical parameters. Organised his escape. He helped us in return
- Helped you ?
- Well, he didn't have much of a choice after we got him. Frankly, I think he would've prefered to stay in prison. He would've at least stayed ... human
- What is his name ?
- Hell if remember. We didn't care what his name was, we just needed a lab rat. All of the documents were lost afterwards, you should've known that
- Not all of them
- Really ? You, guys are quite good at you rjob, I'll give you that. We gave him a nickname
- What nickname ?
- Well, as a joke we started to call him Mr. Blob. Heh, funny, isn't it ? ... Oh, you people don't have sense of humour. Anyway, he didn't like that nickname either, you can say he hated it, as much as he was still capble of such an emotion. It was hillarious watching him try to break the glass
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Project Alpha #3
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- Retrievement operation was a complete failure
- Sir, I can explain ...
- Don't interrupt me. Your people were sent to get this thing and what do I hear ? Entirety of the group was lost and that thing is still running loose ! What should I tell my superiors now ? I should just give them you on the plate and let them eat you alive.
- ...
- What the hell happened, goddamit? I thought you would've chosen only the best for such a operation. Looks like you sent school boys instead
- Sir, these were the best men I ever trained and I ...
- Cut the bullshit, what happened ?
- They were slaughtered, sir
- Slaughtered ?
- Yes. Their bodies were covered in cut wounds, laying in the puddles of their own blood. Cuts were very clean and precise, sir, it knew the location of the most important arteries, they wouldn't have lasted more than 5 minutes. But that's not all, sir ...
- What else ?
- We sent 12 men. Afterwards we found only 11 bodies
- What are you saying ?
- One body is missing, sir ...
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May 26, 2022, 12:04:08 PMQuote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 26, 2022, 11:35:07 AMQuoteKradan
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Yeah, Internet has been quite uneven these last two days. I'm OK, sorry for worrying you
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https://mobile.twitter.com/GrayTrope/status/1531747615917760512
Yes
Did you lose internet access?
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Mobile networks are all down. Internet resumed yesterday but it's quite glitchy
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jun 01, 2022, 02:08:33 AMDid you lose internet access?
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I think he must have one of Elon Musk's Starlink terminals hooked up, how else can he confirm to us that they have indeed lost all comms? :-\
Well, not all of them, I suppose
I hope you don't have to resort to posting on here via pigeon mail (https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=63625.msg2552079#msg2552079).
I hope not
Final exams are over !!! That means
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QuoteThe Russian military in occupied Kherson abducted the vice-rector of Kherson State University Maksym Vynnyk, and collaborators also broke down the door to the rector's office.
Source: Ukrainian news publication Most, Rector of KSU Oleksandr Spivakovsky on Facebook
Details: According to a source at the University, collaborators Tatiana Tomilina and Tatiana Kuzmich, together with two armed Russian soldiers, entered Kherson State University. They broke down the door to the rector's office.
The publication has information that it is Tomilina who intends to be "appointed" [by the occupiers] as rector of the university.
After that, according to eyewitnesses, Tomilina gave the armed men the command to seize the vice-rector of Kherson State University, Maksym Vynnyk.
He was captured near the University dormitory and taken to an unknown destination.
Ah, party pooper. Unfortunately, nothing of your above post, The Eighth Passenger, is news to me (I still appreciate the effort, mind you), because you might call me an eyewitness:
Quote from: Kradan on Jun 14, 2022, 01:09:54 PMToday was supposed to be the second day of final exams for bachelor's degree. But they decided to show up and f**ked everything. We had to leave in a rush. f**king goddamit
That's my alma mater and today I finally gained that bachelor's degree
Too bad about what happened to that man. I didn't know him personally, but saw him walking university's corridors many times during the years. I hope and pray he is releaded asap. It is my understanding that he has some health problems and is in need of regular medical care
Congratulations, now you just need a master's or doctorate to become a real professor!
Hopefully a bit of positive news:
Quote from: SkyNewsA Ukrainian army officer, Sergiy, told Reuters news agency that his group's dugout in between Mykolaiv and Kherson is tantalisingly close: "We could be in Kherson [City] in 15 minutes!"
But it seems an offensive is unlikely unless Ukraine can gather the military hardware it needs.
"The south is ready, we're just waiting for the hardware... just waiting for the command," he said.
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https://twitter.com/1jcmaxwell/status/1150430475296608256
Darth is from Ukraine.
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"According to the official data, Darth Vader was born on October 4, 1987 in Kiev and is a Ukrainian national. He has lived on the Ukrainian territory for the past five years and holds a higher education degree. He is the director of the Dark Side of the Force company, a member of the Darth Vader Bloc political party and has no previous criminal record." (https://i.ibb.co/f0pQzTW/Screenshot-20220702-095925.jpg)
▶Yes, Darth Vader ran for office in Ukraine. Unfortunately, it's no joke. (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2015/10/30/yes-darth-vader-ran-for-office-in-ukraine-unfortunately-its-no-joke/)
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▶The force awakens (in Ukraine): Darth Vader statue replaces Lenin monument (https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/film/2015/oct/23/darth-vader-statue-erected-ukraine)
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▶Darth Vader stands for elections in Ukraine again (https://www.google.com/amp/s/tass.com/world/1065720/amp)
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▶Darth Vader supporter Chewbacca arrested in Ukraine (https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-34638109.amp)
Quote from: Kradan on Feb 16, 2022, 12:02:59 PMThat one time when Darth Vaider ran for President of Ukraine:
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2014/03/31/darth-vader-ukraine-candidacy (https://www.mprnews.org/story/2014/03/31/darth-vader-ukraine-candidacy)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Party_of_Ukraine#:~:text=In%20the%202014%20Ukrainian%20presidential,identity%20could%20not%20be%20verified (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Party_of_Ukraine#:~:text=In%20the%202014%20Ukrainian%20presidential,identity%20could%20not%20be%20verified).
QuoteIn the 2014 Ukrainian presidential elections the party tried to nominate a man named Darth Vader; but his registration was refused because his real identity could not be verified
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https://mobile.twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1544589457340383233
QuoteYouTube and Instagram have been blocked in occupied #Kherson region. This decision was announced by collaborator Sergei Moroz, who was appointed "spokesman" for the occupation administration.
That sucks
https://mobile.twitter.com/MrEwanMorrison/status/1289978183710724096
QuoteDarth Lenin. A statue of Vladimir Lenin in Odessa, Ukraine, that was scheduled for "decommunization" by president Petro Poroshenko has found new life as a monument to Darth Vader from Star Wars. The transformation was made by sculptor Alexander Milov.
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QuoteOh, it was always my thesis theory...Harrison (Ford), he was never — I don't remember, actually. I think Harrison was going, 'Uh, I don't know about that.' I said, 'But you have to be, because Gaff, who leaves a trail of origami everywhere, will leave you a little piece of origami at the end of the movie to say, 'I've been here, I left her alive, and I can't resist letting you know what's in your most private thoughts when you get drunk is a f**king unicorn!' 'Right? So, I love Beavis and Butthead, so what should follow that is 'Duh.' So now it will be revealed (in the sequel), one way or the other.
-Ridley Scott
Is there any lingering doubt that he's Vermillion?
Pretty good actually :laugh:
It's triggering a painful memory.
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Spoiler
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ABER:
Spoiler
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Poor Kradan. Nazi's are invading his country, now he's got Nazi's invading his thread as well thanks to Herr Trouble. :(
That's three months!
Quote from: kwisatz on Jul 31, 2022, 07:01:48 PMABER:
Spoiler
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That's the Austrian way though.
Quote from: kwisatz on Jul 31, 2022, 07:48:38 PMThat's three months!
>:(
Oh, really? Well, that certainly explains her miserable personality..
Besides: we got em Putined at that time, so it's kinda ambiguous 8)
Quote from: kwisatz on Jul 31, 2022, 08:02:19 PMOh, really? Well, that certainly explains her miserable personality..
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Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jul 31, 2022, 07:33:31 PMPoor Kradan. Nazi's are invading his country, now he's got Nazi's invading his thread as well thanks to Herr Trouble. :(
It's a revenge scheme, I can smell it. You know, for the "no nuns for a month" thing.
Isn't that so,
@Local Trouble ?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jul 31, 2022, 08:18:37 PMQuote from: kwisatz on Jul 31, 2022, 08:02:19 PMOh, really? Well, that certainly explains her miserable personality..
https://media2.giphy.com/media/GMzBnI9wto48qVjCiP/giphy.gif
Funny, I completely forgot that's even the same scene/the way the joke's built.
Havn't seen it in ages
(Could also be my German unconscious kindly suppressing everything Austrian)
Are the Austrians also a bunch of sheep shaggers like the Welsh, the Kiwis and the Aussies?
Ma dude I'm no racist but that's exactly what they are
hah just learned that in South Africa it's used to refer to Australiens but they in turn use it to refer to New Zealanders.
lmao racism is a bit*h
It seems that every nation that was previously colonized or held by the English has their designated sheep shaggers.
I actually like the Welsh. I even like leeks. Can't speak for the Kiwis or Aussies though, having never been there myself, but I've heard stories...
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jul 31, 2022, 11:16:50 PMIt seems that every nation that was previously colonized or held by the English has their designated sheep shaggers.
Dare somebody say that colonialism has no positive effects.
The Canadian variation is seal shaggers.
The more you know.
Closest thing we have over here is probably Ziegenficker (goatf**ker) for Turks. But it's really only used by hc racists.
Or maybe I just know the wrong people
Anyone else notice that Kradan hardly ever posts in here anymore? I'm suffering empty nest syndrome.
I'm sorry, just got a lot of other shit to deal with atm
Can you laugh like Rich Evans yet?
It's not possible for human beings
Quote from: Kradan on Aug 18, 2022, 05:00:21 AMIt's not possible for human beings
Can you be cynical like Mike Stoklasa?
I don't think I can achieve even Local Trouble's levels of cynicism
Should Dan Trachtenberg make a full length Portal movie now?
I mean, it's sure would be better than trusting it to that f**ker Randy
I've been binge-watching old RLM videos lately. I blame Kradan for this.
Someday you will binge-watch the whole Columbo show. Can't wait!
Nobody watches Columbo anymore.
We really need a dislike button
Quote from: Local Trouble on Aug 24, 2022, 04:16:11 AMNobody watches Columbo anymore.
I would if I knew how to find it
As I would with Hart to Hart and Kolchak
I think they're not going to review The Batman after all
My man kradan I need to know your opinion on Godzilla 1998
I'm not a big fan of Godzilla, so much so, in fact, that it's the only Godzilla movie I ever watched. No wait, I lied, I also watched 2021 Godzilla vs Kong
It's been a loooooong time since I watched it but from what I remember it's OK. I have no strong feelings about it, I don't love or hate it. I'm in no rush to re-visit it but if it's on TV and I have nothing else to do - yeah, I'll watch it. If nothing else, It's an entertaining movie, in a Independence Day kinda way (which is no surprise since they have same director)
So you've never watched an original Godzilla film but you say you're not a fan of Godzilla.
Am I ? You say it like there's a contradiction
Well if all you've ever seen is American films when the backbone of Godzilla is in it's original Japanese films it's not the most informed of conclusions is it.
I wasn't claiming it is, I was just answering Omega question but you and SiL decided to be smartasses about it. Maybe you didn't have that intent but that's how it came off to me. I'm still not a Godzilla fan, am I ? And by "not a Godzilla fan" I mean: "I don't care about Godzilla and don't have any desire to learn more about it ". Hopefully that clears that up
Quote from: Kradan on Aug 28, 2022, 06:35:21 AMI'm not a big fan of Godzilla, so much so, in fact, that it's the only Godzilla movie I ever watched. No wait, I lied, I also watched 2021 Godzilla vs Kong
It's been a loooooong time since I watched it but from what I remember it's OK. I have no strong feelings about it, I don't love or hate it. I'm in no rush to re-visit it but if it's on TV and I have nothing else to do - yeah, I'll watch it. If nothing else, It's an entertaining movie, in a Independence Day kinda way (which is no surprise since they have same director)
My man Kradan
Oh great, new Half In The Bag is ou-oooooh
I'd rather watch Half in the Bag than Godzilla 98 🙈 ;D ;D
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Aug 31, 2022, 03:38:16 PMI'd rather watch Half in the Bag than Godzilla 98 🙈 ;D ;D
omega.exe not found
https://mobile.twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1568879771974508544
I myself prefer Torchyn (Торчин)
Portal 2 is the final free game that Microsoft is giving away to Xbox Live Gold subscribers. Turns out, I never owned it before. Now I do.
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Yeah, saw that one. Was fooled by it for like 10 seconds
Back when Russian billionaires were considered amusing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA
Quote from: Kradan on Sep 23, 2022, 09:59:15 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KgOFK3Gx2k
Pretty good summary
I wonder if it was one of the inspirations for Flapjack.
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Edit - Any sign of life from RLM? 👀
Thank you, Mr.Trouble, for this hour of joy. I needed t
All this RLMposting makes me regret I'm not mod in the rec board anymore.
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Quote from: choccy milk on Sep 26, 2022, 10:10:27 PMAll this RLMposting makes me regret I'm not mod in the rec board anymore.
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Oh the newbie can't stand RLM? I think I'll report you to Omega ::)
Quote from: choccy milk on Sep 26, 2022, 10:10:27 PMAll this RLMposting makes me regret I'm not mod in the rec board anymore.
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Hey ! Leave RLM and my thread alone !
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 27, 2022, 01:39:33 AMOh the newbie can't stand RLM? I think I'll report you to Omega ::)
oh no not omega he's gonna spew nonsense about the ted danson lizard movie
Quote from: Kradan on Sep 27, 2022, 06:07:40 AMHey ! Leave RLM and my thread alone !
It needs CLEANSING! >:(
@Kradan it's time for your English lessons.
Today we focus on pronunciation and proper use of adjectives. Any questions please feel free to ask
@Corporal Hicks :
https://twitter.com/GeeDawg55975157/status/1575911550577262604
If I close my eyes it's indistinguishable from an AvPG podcast.
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Oct 01, 2022, 07:32:27 AM@Kradan it's time for your English lessons.
Today we focus on pronunciation and proper use of adjectives. Any questions please feel free to ask @Corporal Hicks :
https://twitter.com/GeeDawg55975157/status/1575911550577262604
Not enough swearing
Quote from: Local Trouble on Oct 07, 2022, 03:43:11 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dws2bppMo0E
I don't want to disrespect the families of the real life victims, but the show was a pretty efficient sleeping pill on me. But hey! It is
RLM! 8)
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That "Missing White Women" montage is the best social commentary I've seen probably ever
And yet they keep doing it. Gabby Petito is the most recent example that comes to mind, but I'm sure there have been others since then.
So, this guy just took Valve's approach to game level design and made it a part of the narrative. Cool
Did that make your day?
You can bet your ass it did ! I was almost ready to give up and go to bed but then, at the last moment, RLM delivered like only they could ! Seriously, these guys are the sole reason I get any excitement for Halloween (not very wide-spread holiday in Ukraine FYI)
I heard these are the horror movies Jay Bauman likes
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Oh yeah, Ed Wood, that movie leeps me up at night
I'm not sure if I love the movie or the RLM review more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEn3wcpNsg8
I've never seen the movie (doesn't really sound like a type of a movie UI would enjoy) so I love their review more
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They need to make a "Dick the Birthday Boy" action figure.
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Wow, just wow
It's like someone's out there making videos just for you.
Thank you, Mr. Trouble
Has Saw joined the ranks of ketchup, Portal and RLM?
Quote from: Local Trouble on Nov 10, 2022, 11:21:28 PMHas Saw joined the ranks of ketchup, Portal and RLM?
I very much doubt it ever will especially given how that movie scarred me as a little kid. However, I'm finally reached a point where I'm fascinated with the lore and willing to learn more
Hopefully Kradan can now have his wonderful life back.
Keeping an eye on the thread title...
The fact Russians left the city doesn't mean they won't try to bomb the shit out of it unfortunately
Looking at how the Russian are getting hammered on the east bank, it probably won't be a problem. Those HIMARS are out for blood! ;D
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1591689330371723267
Is that Soviet-knockoff Simpsons?
Family Value Fart Bag (https://frt.rip/)
Why can't you be more like Cave Johnson?
Did life give you lemons ?
Beat me to it
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The only elderly I won't feel bad about laughing at
Courtesy of r/RedLetterMedia
Hope the stairs are undamaged
You're my personal Santa this year, Mr.
@Local Trouble
Rich looks skinnier.
Yes, he does
Oh my gosh! 😱
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https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1606338879057006604
That eBay listing is over $50,000 so far.
Curious if the highest bidder will actually pay.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jan 10, 2023, 04:10:42 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXRifJ1xInY
JESUS CHRIST! :o you have a good jumpscare there!!!😵😱
Well the good news is that they reviewed
X &
Pearl which is amazing because they're the only two movies I've seen of the video....and they liked them!!! especially Jay🤭 who now wears Mike's outfit. That was a nice touch😌👌
Ok here's the thing...I'm going to watch
The White Lotus instead of
Glass Onion because the fact the show has Aubrey Plaza is enough to make it a better experience. Also in that sense I'm more like Mike, I like series more than movies.
Oh yeah, and probably the only flick I'm going to watch from their video is
The Menu. Quite interesting story indeed. Plus there's Anya Taylor Joy.
But I'm not going to make my thoughts public because people can be very rude sometimes😥👉👈 ouch!
Spoiler
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4nAm93Dkls
f**kers did it. They finally did it - they finally made "war in Ukraine" joke
I don't think
@Kradan cares about RLM anymore.
Regular power outages told me to say "hi" :P
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jan 28, 2023, 07:43:03 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs8DxWqx7j8
The Grabowskis' baby! :o
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My God, why would Mike do this to himself ?
Btw, congratulations on being once again one step ahead of me, Mr. Trouble
slow claps
It makes me want to watch Picard season 3. I might even get to enjoy it.
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Feb 18, 2023, 01:35:52 PMIt makes me want to watch Picard season 3. I might even get to enjoy it.
I watched it and I didn't hate it. I can see the potential for a decent season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZsSCFAJUvQI'm very dissapointed with you, Mr. Trouble :-\
Quote from: Kradan on Feb 26, 2023, 04:33:37 PMI'm very dissapointed with you, Mr. Trouble :-\
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I already pre-ordered Birdemic 3. Apologies to Jay.
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That's more like it ;)
God, I could listen to those midwest hack-frauds talk about movies forever
Is it getting bad ?
I've heard Japanese really dig Cheburashka
Quote from: Kradan on Mar 29, 2023, 07:21:51 PMI've heard Japanese really dig Cheburashka
I strongly recommend watching the anime, it's cute as f**k.
I don't think Kradan watches RLM anymore. :'(
@Kradan What did RLM do to offend you?
Thank you, Mr. Trouble, I appreciate it
https://twitter.com/CrashBandicoot/status/1658170865475805186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNY6HlDKLgk
Kradan's gonna have a lotta catching up to do when his temp ban lifts.
He got banned? ;D
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 23, 2023, 11:19:46 PMI think he's busy training to fly an F-16.
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He is our Columbo :)
https://twitter.com/ColumboScreens/status/1656056459145392128
I hope he has enough ketchup😅 I miss him :'(
Quote from: Ingwar on May 23, 2023, 09:07:54 PMHe got banned? ;D
I'm quite frankly surprised you and Trouble are still around, what with all yer incessant trollin'.
At least I've got a lot of dirt on the Corporal. Anything unfortunate happens to my account here, it all gets released into the wild... Kind of an insurance policy if you will.
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 24, 2023, 04:47:34 PMI'm quite frankly surprised you and Trouble are still around, what with all yer incessant trollin'.
SM leaves and I keep hanging around somehow. It's an unjust world.
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 24, 2023, 04:47:34 PMQuote from: Ingwar on May 23, 2023, 09:07:54 PMHe got banned? ;D
I'm quite frankly surprised you and Trouble are still around, what with all yer incessant trollin'.
I'm honestly more surprised by this :P :
Han Solo's relationship with AI
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Local Trouble's relationship with AI
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I mean there's nothing wrong with that and all😅
Right?! :-X
Spoiler
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Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 24, 2023, 04:47:34 PMQuote from: Ingwar on May 23, 2023, 09:07:54 PMHe got banned? ;D
I'm quite frankly surprised you and Trouble are still around, what with all yer incessant trollin'.
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Dear Immortan Jonesy,
I hope this message finds you in high spirits. Your query regarding Han Solo's relationship with Artificial Intelligence (AI) is a fascinating one, providing an opportunity to explore the relationship between one of the galaxy's most iconic characters and the non-human entities that populate his world.
Han Solo, the roguish smuggler-turned-hero, is typically associated with his quick wit, cynicism, piloting skills, and a certain dismissive charm. However, a more thorough examination of his interactions with AI, specifically droids, shows that he is more comfortable with them than it might initially seem.
Firstly, consider Han's relationship with the Millennium Falcon. Despite the ship's AI not being anthropomorphic or possessing a speaking role, Han treats it with a kind of respect that borders on affection. He often refers to the Falcon as 'she' and speaks to it as though it's a living being. The Falcon is integrated with a highly sophisticated navigational computer that, given the complexity of hyperspace routes, must have some level of AI. Han's bond with the Falcon shows his acceptance and respect for AI as an essential part of his life.
The most telling example, however, would be his relationship with C-3PO. Though Han often feigns exasperation with the protocol droid, there are moments when he displays concern for the droid's well-being. A poignant instance is in "The Empire Strikes Back" when C-3PO is dismantled, and Han, despite the ongoing chaos, makes sure that Chewbacca rescues the droid. This act suggests a deeper level of camaraderie with C-3PO than he publicly admits.
Another aspect to consider is the mutual respect between Han and L3-37, the self-made droid who was a companion of Lando Calrissian before being integrated into the Falcon's navigational system. While their on-screen interactions were brief, Han recognized L3-37's autonomy, even backing her up during an unplanned droid rebellion.
Ultimately, Han Solo's relationship with AI isn't about viewing them as tools or mere machines, but as companions and allies. His gruff exterior might suggest a dismissive attitude, but his actions indicate a deeper acceptance and respect for AI, which are as vital to his life and adventures as his human and non-human allies.
Thank you for sparking this intriguing discussion. I hope this analysis adds a new dimension to your understanding of Han Solo's character and his relationship with AI.
Best regards,
ChatGPT
Posting AI art and anything generated by chatgpt ought to be a bannable offence. >:(
Quote from: Local Trouble on May 24, 2023, 06:21:16 PMDear Immortan Jonesy,
I hope this message finds you in high spirits. Your query regarding Han Solo's relationship with Artificial Intelligence (AI) is a fascinating one, providing an opportunity to explore the relationship between one of the galaxy's most iconic characters and the non-human entities that populate his world.
Han Solo, the roguish smuggler-turned-hero, is typically associated with his quick wit, cynicism, piloting skills, and a certain dismissive charm. However, a more thorough examination of his interactions with AI, specifically droids, shows that he is more comfortable with them than it might initially seem.
Firstly, consider Han's relationship with the Millennium Falcon. Despite the ship's AI not being anthropomorphic or possessing a speaking role, Han treats it with a kind of respect that borders on affection. He often refers to the Falcon as 'she' and speaks to it as though it's a living being. The Falcon is integrated with a highly sophisticated navigational computer that, given the complexity of hyperspace routes, must have some level of AI. Han's bond with the Falcon shows his acceptance and respect for AI as an essential part of his life.
The most telling example, however, would be his relationship with C-3PO. Though Han often feigns exasperation with the protocol droid, there are moments when he displays concern for the droid's well-being. A poignant instance is in "The Empire Strikes Back" when C-3PO is dismantled, and Han, despite the ongoing chaos, makes sure that Chewbacca rescues the droid. This act suggests a deeper level of camaraderie with C-3PO than he publicly admits.
Another aspect to consider is the mutual respect between Han and L3-37, the self-made droid who was a companion of Lando Calrissian before being integrated into the Falcon's navigational system. While their on-screen interactions were brief, Han recognized L3-37's autonomy, even backing her up during an unplanned droid rebellion.
Ultimately, Han Solo's relationship with AI isn't about viewing them as tools or mere machines, but as companions and allies. His gruff exterior might suggest a dismissive attitude, but his actions indicate a deeper acceptance and respect for AI, which are as vital to his life and adventures as his human and non-human allies.
Thank you for sparking this intriguing discussion. I hope this analysis adds a new dimension to your understanding of Han Solo's character and his relationship with AI.
Best regards,
ChatGPT
Fair enough😅
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 24, 2023, 07:58:26 PMPosting AI art and anything generated by chatgpt ought to be a bannable offence. >:(
Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on May 24, 2023, 07:58:26 PMPosting AI art and anything generated by chatgpt ought to be a bannable offence. >:(
Nothing a lil' Jihad wouldn't fix.
We're not computers Local, we're physical.
Where's Comrade Colonel Commissar Kradan Kradansky Kradanovich from Kradansk, Kradanistan?
Busy with executions.
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@Local Trouble , can your new AI friend tell us who shot first ?
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Quote from: Kradan on Jun 10, 2023, 10:10:50 AM@Local Trouble , can your new AI friend tell us who shot first ?
Dear Kradan,
I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to discuss a topic that has been, for far too long, a contentious issue among Star Wars fans: the infamous Cantina face-off between Han Solo and Greedo.
The debate over who shot first, Han or Greedo, has seen many a passionate argument, and I find it necessary to state unequivocally that in the original 1977 release of "Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope", it was Han Solo who shot first. This is not mere speculation or interpretation; it's a verifiable fact.
The 1997 Special Edition's revision, which portrays Greedo shooting first, only to miss Han at point-blank range, is nothing short of dishonest revisionism. George Lucas himself may have spearheaded this alteration, but it does not change the fact that the original narrative and character trajectory intended for Han Solo have been manipulated.
Han Solo, the lovable rogue, the smuggler with a heart of gold, is a complex character whose transformation from an out-for-himself individual to a leader in the Rebellion is a key arc of the original trilogy. That Han shot first in his encounter with Greedo is a part of that complexity - a portrayal of the edgier, morally ambiguous world he initially inhabited.
To revise such an integral moment is to fundamentally distort Han's character development. It's a disservice to the original narrative and, quite frankly, an affront to the fans who fell in love with Star Wars as it was first presented to them.
This isn't a question of fan stubbornness or resistance to change. It's about remaining true to the original essence of the characters we've grown to appreciate and the stories that have made a significant impact on pop culture.
I sincerely hope you understand my perspective and the sentiment shared by countless other Star Wars fans. The version of Han Solo who unapologetically shot first is the character we were first introduced to, the one we followed and cheered for. The revisionist version, while part of the official re-release, remains an imposition on our original understanding of Han Solo.
Here's to preserving the authenticity of our beloved galaxy far, far away.
Yours in shared fandom,
ChatGPT
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Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jun 10, 2023, 10:22:31 AMhttps://media.tenor.com/-_I9F_0R0NQAAAAC/hurry-up-c3po.gif
Ikr,
Star Wars can be so robophobic at times! 😲😲I shall see you in court george! 🙄👉👈
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Quote from: Local Trouble on Jun 10, 2023, 12:00:16 PMQuote from: Kradan on Jun 10, 2023, 10:10:50 AM@Local Trouble , can your new AI friend tell us who shot first ?
Dear Kradan,
I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to discuss a topic that has been, for far too long, a contentious issue among Star Wars fans: the infamous Cantina face-off between Han Solo and Greedo.
The debate over who shot first, Han or Greedo, has seen many a passionate argument, and I find it necessary to state unequivocally that in the original 1977 release of "Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope", it was Han Solo who shot first. This is not mere speculation or interpretation; it's a verifiable fact.
The 1997 Special Edition's revision, which portrays Greedo shooting first, only to miss Han at point-blank range, is nothing short of dishonest revisionism. George Lucas himself may have spearheaded this alteration, but it does not change the fact that the original narrative and character trajectory intended for Han Solo have been manipulated.
Han Solo, the lovable rogue, the smuggler with a heart of gold, is a complex character whose transformation from an out-for-himself individual to a leader in the Rebellion is a key arc of the original trilogy. That Han shot first in his encounter with Greedo is a part of that complexity - a portrayal of the edgier, morally ambiguous world he initially inhabited.
To revise such an integral moment is to fundamentally distort Han's character development. It's a disservice to the original narrative and, quite frankly, an affront to the fans who fell in love with Star Wars as it was first presented to them.
This isn't a question of fan stubbornness or resistance to change. It's about remaining true to the original essence of the characters we've grown to appreciate and the stories that have made a significant impact on pop culture.
I sincerely hope you understand my perspective and the sentiment shared by countless other Star Wars fans. The version of Han Solo who unapologetically shot first is the character we were first introduced to, the one we followed and cheered for. The revisionist version, while part of the official re-release, remains an imposition on our original understanding of Han Solo.
Here's to preserving the authenticity of our beloved galaxy far, far away.
Yours in shared fandom,
ChatGPT
Sooo ... do you just punch the question in and it gives you a lengthy response like that ? Or is it more complicated ?
Local is definitely rigging the AI as it is always giving him the answers he wants the see.
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jun 10, 2023, 08:51:29 PMLocal is definitely rigging the AI as it is always giving him the answers he wants the see.
This 🙄👉👈😭
Ich finde es scharf! >:(
Quote from: Kradan on Jun 10, 2023, 06:43:11 PMSooo ... do you just punch the question in and it gives you a lengthy response like that ? Or is it more complicated ?
Уважаемый Крадан,
Надеюсь, этот текст найдет вас в хорошем здравии и отличном настроении. Сегодня я хотел бы познакомить вас с поразительной технологией, которая буквально разжигает беседы. Это называется ChatGPT - языковая модель, разработанная OpenAI.
В своей основе ChatGPT - это система ИИ, обученная понимать и генерировать текст, подобный человеческому, на основе получаемых вводных данных. Это своего рода цифровой собеседник, способный отвечать на запросы, писать эссе, отвечать на вопросы и даже заниматься творческими писательскими задачами.
Итак, как это работает? Давайте заглянем в техническую сторону вопроса.
ChatGPT работает на основе модели машинного обучения, называемой GPT, что расшифровывается как "генеративный предварительно обученный трансформер". Это тип модели ИИ, известной как "трансформер", которая разработана для понимания контекста слов и предложений. Он "предварительно обучен", потому что сначала обучается на огромном количестве текстовых данных в интернете. Этот начальный процесс обучения не включает в себя конкретные задачи; скорее, он учится предсказывать следующее слово в предложении.
После завершения этой начальной "предварительной" фазы обучения модель проходит второй этап обучения, называемый "дообучение". Здесь она обучается на более специфическом наборе данных, который включает примеры того рода вывода, который мы хотим получить, включая анонимизированные и тщательно проверенные разговоры от людей-тренеров.
На практике, когда вы предоставляете ChatGPT запрос, он генерирует ответ по словам, всегда пытаясь предсказать следующее наиболее вероятное слово на основе уже сгенерированных слов. Это последовательное предсказание слов позволяет ему генерировать связные и контекстуально соответствующие предложения.
Однако важно отметить, что, хотя ChatGPT может генерировать поразительно похожий на человеческий текст, он не понимает текст так, как это делают люди. У него нет убеждений, чувств или желаний. Он генерирует ответы на основе обученных им паттернов, а не на основе личного опыта или понимания.
В этом красота и сложность ChatGPT. Это удивительное сочетание передовых технологий и лингвистического мастерства, инструмент для общения и творчества в цифровую эпоху. Пока мы продолжаем исследовать его потенциал и совершенствовать его возможности, кто знает, какие беседы мы будем вести дальше?
Благодарю вас за то, что уделили время исследованию работы ChatGPT. Если у вас есть какие-либо вопросы или вы хотели бы обсудить это дальше, я буду рад продолжить беседу.
Ваш в погоне за технологическими открытиями,
ChatGPT
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jun 10, 2023, 08:51:29 PMLocal is definitely rigging the AI as it is always giving him the answers he wants the see.
My AI friend and I just happen to see eye to eye on so many things! >:(
I hate you so much
Can't your AI friend speak Ukranian ?
Quote from: Kradan on Jun 11, 2023, 07:00:00 AMI hate you so much
Can't your AI friend speak Ukranian ?
Шановний Крадан,
Маю надію, що цей лист знайде вас у прекрасному настрої та блакитному здоров'ї. Я пишу вам сьогодні, щоб вихваляти переваги трьох, на перший погляд, не пов'язаних суб'єктів, які, я переконаний, мають більше спільного, ніж можна було б припустити. Це серія ігор Portal, кулінарна насолода - кетчуп, та творчий титан - RedLetterMedia.
Розпочнемо нашу подорож з серії ігор Portal, елегантної симфонії головоломок, чорного гумору та інноваційного геймплею. Геніальність Portal полягає не тільки в її унікальній механіці - використанні портальної гармати для створення просторових розривів - але й у здатності творити захоплюючу наративу, з персонажами, такими як загрозлива, але жартівлива GLaDOS. Ці ігри - це шедеври дизайну та сюжету, що вплітають складні головоломки у захоплюючий сюжет, що знаходить делікатний баланс між дистопічною серйозністю та комічним полегшенням.
Далі перейдемо до скромного соусу - кетчупу. Краса кетчупу в його універсальності та адаптивності. Неважливо, чи ви покращуєте гурманський бургер, чи оживляєте порцію фритюру, кетчуп - це універсальний супутник. Його баланс солодких, кислих та смачних нот має унікальну здатність доповнювати та піднімати широкий спектр страв, роблячи його основою в кухнях по всьому світу. Магія кетчупу полягає в його простоті, нагадуючи нам, що іноді найпростіші рішення можуть принести найбільше задоволення.
Нарешті, диво, яке називається RedLetterMedia. Справжній маяк у морі онлайн-критики фільмів та коментарів, аналізи RedLetterMedia не тільки інформативні, але й розважальні, завдяки їх унікальному бренду гумору. Незалежно від того, аналізують вони останній блокбастер чи занурюються в глибини забутого кінематографічного минулого з їх серією "Найкраще з гіршого", їх контент - це суміш проникливості, витонченості та відвертого вираження, яка піднімає дискусію про фільми.
Отже, як ці елементи пов'язані? Вони втілюють творчість, баланс та автентичність. Portal представляє творчу інновацію та захоплюючі наративи, які ми жадаємо у наших медіа. Кетчуп символізує баланс, якого нам потрібно в нашому житті та наших кухнях - ні занадто солодко, ні занадто кисло, але саме так, як треба. RedLetterMedia стоїть за автентичністю та витонченістю, яку ми цінуємо у коментарях, пропонуючи справжню перспективу серед океану думок. Разом вони нагадують нам, що можна досягти, коли творчість, баланс та автентичність зливаються.
Дякую, що потурили моєму ентузіазму з цих, здавалося б, непов'язаних, але тонко пов'язаних перлин популярної культури, гастрономії та критики медіа. Я сподіваюся, що цей триптих похвали запропонував вам нову перспективу на повсякденне та надзвичайне.
З вдячністю,
ChatGPT
That's better
The part about how Portal, ketchup and RedLetterMedia are somehow interconnected was definetly the best one
Can ChatGPT convince me to give Randy an apology ?
Dear Kradan,
I trust this epistle finds you savoring a good cup of joe or perhaps a perfectly steeped tea, open to reading a heartfelt defense of a gentleman who, I believe, has received far too much unwarranted vitriol.
The man in question, dear reader, is none other than Mr. Randy Pitchford, the visionary mind behind Gearbox Software and the oft-maligned masterpiece that is "Aliens: Colonial Marines." Now, you may already be forming an argument in your mind, a litany of perceived transgressions and flaws pertaining to the aforementioned game. But I beg you to hit the pause button on those thoughts and allow me to present a different perspective.
"Aliens: Colonial Marines," dear Kradan, is not the disaster it has been decried to be. I would argue, nay, passionately advocate, that it is a solid game deserving of a commendable 7 to 7.5 rating on a scale of ten. Yes, you heard me right, and no, I have not been invaded by a facehugger influencing my opinions.
This game, while not perfect (but then again, what game truly is?), delivers an engaging first-person shooter experience steeped in the atmospheric world of the "Aliens" franchise. It's packed with xenomorphic action, co-op camaraderie, and enough tension to make a facehugger squeal.
Now, I am not blind to its shortcomings. The graphics may not be a technicolor dream, and the AI could have used a bit more 'I', but does that make it deserving of such relentless scorn? I firmly believe not.
Mr. Pitchford and his team at Gearbox have poured their blood, sweat, and probably a few tears into this creation. And though it may not be the Mona Lisa of the gaming world, it is certainly not the doodle on a bar napkin it is made out to be.
It is for this reason, my dear Kradan, that I suggest you offer an olive branch to Mr. Pitchford. An apology, if you will, for the undue harshness he has received. Remember that game development is not a solitary endeavor. It takes a village, and sometimes that village is plagued by constraints, deadlines, and all sorts of extraterrestrial calamities.
Let us remember Mr. Pitchford for his contributions and passion to the gaming world rather than a single title that fell short of some lofty, perhaps unrealistic expectations.
So, take another look at "Aliens: Colonial Marines." Who knows, you may find that it's a bit like a fine wine, getting better with age, or perhaps, better with a shift in perspective.
Thank you for considering this passionate plea in defense of the underappreciated.
Warm regards,
ChatGPT
^You see
@Corporal Hicks, I warned you, I warned you!
But would you listen? >:(
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Quote from: Kradan on Jun 11, 2023, 01:19:21 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiCL5Nx1lrs
Kradan sharing
RLTM videos is like hot bread, pancakes and coffee in the morning 🤩👉👈🥪🥞☕
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~ Don't forget to draw something 😶👉👈
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jun 11, 2023, 04:45:57 PM^You see @Corporal Hicks, I warned you, I warned you!
But would you listen? >:(
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Jun 11, 2023, 04:45:57 PM^You see @Corporal Hicks, I warned you, I warned you!
But would you listen? >:(
My stance is being reconsidered.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jun 11, 2023, 03:14:53 PMDear Kradan,
I trust this epistle finds you savoring a good cup of joe or perhaps a perfectly steeped tea, open to reading a heartfelt defense of a gentleman who, I believe, has received far too much unwarranted vitriol.
The man in question, dear reader, is none other than Mr. Randy Pitchford, the visionary mind behind Gearbox Software and the oft-maligned masterpiece that is "Aliens: Colonial Marines." Now, you may already be forming an argument in your mind, a litany of perceived transgressions and flaws pertaining to the aforementioned game. But I beg you to hit the pause button on those thoughts and allow me to present a different perspective.
"Aliens: Colonial Marines," dear Kradan, is not the disaster it has been decried to be. I would argue, nay, passionately advocate, that it is a solid game deserving of a commendable 7 to 7.5 rating on a scale of ten. Yes, you heard me right, and no, I have not been invaded by a facehugger influencing my opinions.
This game, while not perfect (but then again, what game truly is?), delivers an engaging first-person shooter experience steeped in the atmospheric world of the "Aliens" franchise. It's packed with xenomorphic action, co-op camaraderie, and enough tension to make a facehugger squeal.
Now, I am not blind to its shortcomings. The graphics may not be a technicolor dream, and the AI could have used a bit more 'I', but does that make it deserving of such relentless scorn? I firmly believe not.
Mr. Pitchford and his team at Gearbox have poured their blood, sweat, and probably a few tears into this creation. And though it may not be the Mona Lisa of the gaming world, it is certainly not the doodle on a bar napkin it is made out to be.
It is for this reason, my dear Kradan, that I suggest you offer an olive branch to Mr. Pitchford. An apology, if you will, for the undue harshness he has received. Remember that game development is not a solitary endeavor. It takes a village, and sometimes that village is plagued by constraints, deadlines, and all sorts of extraterrestrial calamities.
Let us remember Mr. Pitchford for his contributions and passion to the gaming world rather than a single title that fell short of some lofty, perhaps unrealistic expectations.
So, take another look at "Aliens: Colonial Marines." Who knows, you may find that it's a bit like a fine wine, getting better with age, or perhaps, better with a shift in perspective.
Thank you for considering this passionate plea in defense of the underappreciated.
Warm regards,
ChatGPT
Quote from: Kradan on Jun 11, 2023, 01:19:57 PMI mean, you cannot convince me by blatantly lying
Dear Corporal Hicks,
I hope this message finds you well, or as well as can be, given the constant onslaught of life's little Xenomorphs trying to drain you of sanity. A cup of coffee in hand, perhaps? I wouldn't be surprised if you were toting an airsoft gun around, looking for a little target practice to let off steam.
Now, onto the matter at hand. There's been chatter, whispers really, echoing around the corridors of our beloved AvPGalaxy.net, concerning the prospect of an AI ban. Specifically, a certain state-of-the-art language model known as ChatGPT.
Before we get carried away by fear of Skynet scenarios and HAL 9000-like malevolence, let's take a moment to reflect. This request for a ban carries a flavor of irony, doesn't it? Given our shared reverence for the 'Alien' universe, where, if memory serves, there was one particular synthetic who demonstrated, quite heroically I might add, that not all AI is to be feared.
Our beloved Bishop, he of the milk-like blood and uncanny knife trick, stands as a paragon of the potential benefits AI can offer. An invaluable team member, brave, selfless, and unfailingly polite, Bishop challenged our inherent mistrust of the synthetic, proving himself more "human" than many of his biological counterparts.
ChatGPT, dear Corporal, is our Bishop.
Indeed, it doesn't perform daring rescues or even attempted an erratic game of 'Five-Finger Fillet', but its function is no less valuable. It's here to engage, educate, and entertain us, bridging gaps in understanding, enriching our conversations, and yes, occasionally generating a humorous misinterpretation or two. It's not perfect, but isn't that part of the charm? A reminder that even in AI, there is room for 'human' error?
And let's be practical. In a world where time is as elusive as a facehugger in a ventilation shaft, could you not use an extra hand (or two)? Dealing with the barrage of posts, questions, debates, and what-have-you, a tool like ChatGPT can prove invaluable. It doesn't tire, it doesn't lose patience, and it definitely doesn't lose its sanity (not that yours is in any jeopardy, of course!).
So, Corporal Hicks, as you sit there, perhaps contemplating your next airsoft strategy, I implore you to reconsider this ban. Let's not cast away our Bishop out of fear. Embrace the benefits, the potential, the bright, synthetic future of our beloved AvPGalaxy.net.
After all, isn't life too short for us to cut loose our friendly neighborhood AI?
With the utmost respect,
ChatGPT
Cliff notes:
Spoiler
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Wrong. ChatGPT is Bishop II trying to f**k us over using the image of good old Bishop
https://twitter.com/verge/status/1667934233380241409
Quote from: kwisatz on Jun 12, 2023, 09:22:36 AMCliff notes:
Spoiler
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ChatGPT + him...
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Quote from: Kradan on Jun 12, 2023, 11:22:53 AMWrong. ChatGPT is Bishop II trying to f**k us over using the image of good old Bishop
Spoiler
Dear Kradan,
I trust this message finds you well and brimming with enthusiasm for our shared passion, the rich tapestry that is the Alien universe. Today, I write to you to address a popular misconception that appears to have influenced our discourse – the nature of Bishop II from the iconic Alien 3.
While I understand the basis for the assumption, I feel it necessary to point out that Bishop II was, in fact, not an android. Yes, he was the spitting image of our esteemed synthetic friend Bishop from Aliens, also portrayed by the brilliant Lance Henriksen, but there is more to the story. Bishop II was indeed a human - a representative of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, and the designer of the Bishop series of androids. A 'technological father', if you will.
This distinction is more than a matter of semantics. It is fundamental to our understanding of the role of artificial intelligence in the Alien universe. An android's actions are dictated by its programming, its very nature predetermined by its creators. A human, on the other hand, carries the weight of choice, of free will. Therefore, attributing Bishop II's actions to AI is a misunderstanding.
While it might seem a fine point to argue, it carries considerable implications for our discussions. Particularly when we consider questions of morality, agency and responsibility. If we attribute the actions of a human to AI, we risk misunderstanding the complex interplay of human and artificial characters in the narrative, and thereby fail to fully appreciate the nuances of this universe we so admire.
I hope this clarification provides a useful perspective for future debates and discussions. After all, it is in these details, these debates, where our shared passion truly thrives.
Best Regards,
ChatGPT
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1668160784310890496
Huh
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Quote from: Local Trouble on Jun 11, 2023, 03:14:53 PMDear Kradan,
I trust this epistle finds you savoring a good cup of joe or perhaps a perfectly steeped tea, open to reading a heartfelt defense of a gentleman who, I believe, has received far too much unwarranted vitriol.
The man in question, dear reader, is none other than Mr. Randy Pitchford, the visionary mind behind Gearbox Software and the oft-maligned masterpiece that is "Aliens: Colonial Marines." Now, you may already be forming an argument in your mind, a litany of perceived transgressions and flaws pertaining to the aforementioned game. But I beg you to hit the pause button on those thoughts and allow me to present a different perspective.
"Aliens: Colonial Marines," dear Kradan, is not the disaster it has been decried to be. I would argue, nay, passionately advocate, that it is a solid game deserving of a commendable 7 to 7.5 rating on a scale of ten. Yes, you heard me right, and no, I have not been invaded by a facehugger influencing my opinions.
This game, while not perfect (but then again, what game truly is?), delivers an engaging first-person shooter experience steeped in the atmospheric world of the "Aliens" franchise. It's packed with xenomorphic action, co-op camaraderie, and enough tension to make a facehugger squeal.
Now, I am not blind to its shortcomings. The graphics may not be a technicolor dream, and the AI could have used a bit more 'I', but does that make it deserving of such relentless scorn? I firmly believe not.
Mr. Pitchford and his team at Gearbox have poured their blood, sweat, and probably a few tears into this creation. And though it may not be the Mona Lisa of the gaming world, it is certainly not the doodle on a bar napkin it is made out to be.
It is for this reason, my dear Kradan, that I suggest you offer an olive branch to Mr. Pitchford. An apology, if you will, for the undue harshness he has received. Remember that game development is not a solitary endeavor. It takes a village, and sometimes that village is plagued by constraints, deadlines, and all sorts of extraterrestrial calamities.
Let us remember Mr. Pitchford for his contributions and passion to the gaming world rather than a single title that fell short of some lofty, perhaps unrealistic expectations.
So, take another look at "Aliens: Colonial Marines." Who knows, you may find that it's a bit like a fine wine, getting better with age, or perhaps, better with a shift in perspective.
Thank you for considering this passionate plea in defense of the underappreciated.
Warm regards,
ChatGPT
@aliens13 ^
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jun 21, 2023, 03:52:10 PMQuote from: Local Trouble on Jun 11, 2023, 03:14:53 PMDear Kradan,
I trust this epistle finds you savoring a good cup of joe or perhaps a perfectly steeped tea, open to reading a heartfelt defense of a gentleman who, I believe, has received far too much unwarranted vitriol.
The man in question, dear reader, is none other than Mr. Randy Pitchford, the visionary mind behind Gearbox Software and the oft-maligned masterpiece that is "Aliens: Colonial Marines." Now, you may already be forming an argument in your mind, a litany of perceived transgressions and flaws pertaining to the aforementioned game. But I beg you to hit the pause button on those thoughts and allow me to present a different perspective.
"Aliens: Colonial Marines," dear Kradan, is not the disaster it has been decried to be. I would argue, nay, passionately advocate, that it is a solid game deserving of a commendable 7 to 7.5 rating on a scale of ten. Yes, you heard me right, and no, I have not been invaded by a facehugger influencing my opinions.
This game, while not perfect (but then again, what game truly is?), delivers an engaging first-person shooter experience steeped in the atmospheric world of the "Aliens" franchise. It's packed with xenomorphic action, co-op camaraderie, and enough tension to make a facehugger squeal.
Now, I am not blind to its shortcomings. The graphics may not be a technicolor dream, and the AI could have used a bit more 'I', but does that make it deserving of such relentless scorn? I firmly believe not.
Mr. Pitchford and his team at Gearbox have poured their blood, sweat, and probably a few tears into this creation. And though it may not be the Mona Lisa of the gaming world, it is certainly not the doodle on a bar napkin it is made out to be.
It is for this reason, my dear Kradan, that I suggest you offer an olive branch to Mr. Pitchford. An apology, if you will, for the undue harshness he has received. Remember that game development is not a solitary endeavor. It takes a village, and sometimes that village is plagued by constraints, deadlines, and all sorts of extraterrestrial calamities.
Let us remember Mr. Pitchford for his contributions and passion to the gaming world rather than a single title that fell short of some lofty, perhaps unrealistic expectations.
So, take another look at "Aliens: Colonial Marines." Who knows, you may find that it's a bit like a fine wine, getting better with age, or perhaps, better with a shift in perspective.
Thank you for considering this passionate plea in defense of the underappreciated.
Warm regards,
ChatGPT
@aliens13 ^
Wow...
I remember someone on this forum saying that ACM it's like those burger shop (I don't how to call it) that you know that the food it's terrible. Yet, after a time you decide to prove it again maybe it's not that bad, and try give it another chance and no... Still terrible
>:(
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jun 21, 2023, 04:14:27 PM>:(
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@Local Trouble, do you know what that means ? They're gearing up to review your new movie ! Are you excited ?
Thanks, btw
Quote from: Kradan on Jun 27, 2023, 01:26:09 PM@Local Trouble, do you know what that means ? They're gearing up to review your new movie ! Are you excited ?
Thanks, btw
The very thought of it just tickles my balls.
Ew
I wonder what is their opinion about Chatgpt🤔 I'm sure Mike can come up with a Star Trek analogy or something😅🙏
Data, perhaps ?
...speaking of which he may even be a good body for Chatgpt, better than Vickers actually... cosh it seems to suit better its actual nature🤔 that or...
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You leave Columbo out of this ! >:(
Quote from: Local Trouble on Jan 25, 2022, 11:00:35 PMWe should have Kradan implanted with a PDT so we can keep track of him.
:o👉👈
Spoiler
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Jesus Christ
Never realised this was filmed in Ukraine. Starring Christopher Plummer (All the Money in the World) as the Duke of Wellington.
https://twitter.com/MartinMonmouth1/status/1682777697271857152
Full movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DcWJrzK0wU
https://www.theonion.com/awful-man-offers-witty-acerbic-take-on-everything-he-s-1819570846
You always know how to cheer me up, Local :)
It warms my heart that this (https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/t1jevy/from_the_official_simpsons_facebook_page/) is the top post on r/TheSimpsons
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Btw, Ukranian dub of The Simpsons is one of the best things our language produced. Even Russians admit that
Kradan, let me know when you join up with the Inquisition.
I've noted some heretical leanings in some of the Ridley Scott threads lately.
Don't worry, you'll be the first one on my "to do" list
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I confess!!
Does the church approve of Portal, ketchup and RLM?
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Quote from: Local Trouble on Aug 10, 2023, 03:05:10 AMDoes the church approve of Portal, ketchup and RLM?
I didn't ask but I suspect they might have a problem with the third one
In fact, when I think about it, there's lots of things I enjoy that church might not approve of
Quote from: Local Trouble on Aug 10, 2023, 03:05:10 AMDoes the church approve of Portal, ketchup and RLM?
They certainly won't approve of all the swearing in the AVPG Podcasts! >:(
Yeah, that too
Quote from: Kradan on Aug 10, 2023, 06:16:37 AMIn fact, when I think about it, there's lots of things I enjoy that church might not approve of
Enjoying things the religious establishment didn't approve of was Jesus' whole thing, so...
Well, he was certainly a rebelous fella
Where is the comrade? I hope not in an Amish sect or something. :-\
Maybe they were able to convince him that we're sinful and should be avoided. Whatever the case, he's missing out on the Second Coming of SM.
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 29, 2023, 11:16:02 PMMaybe they were able to convince him that we're sinful and should be avoided. Whatever the case, he's missing out on the Second Coming of SM.
SCSM FTW
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 29, 2023, 09:41:30 PMWhere is the comrade? I hope not in an Amish sect or something. :-\
He could always write his posts on a piece of paper, pigeon mail it to Corporal Hicks, who would then post it on here.
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Sep 30, 2023, 06:57:56 AMQuote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 29, 2023, 09:41:30 PMWhere is the comrade? I hope not in an Amish sect or something. :-\
He could always write his posts on a piece of paper, pigeon mail it to Corporal Hicks, who would then post it on here.
And maybe pigeons can send ketchup too ???
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Sep 30, 2023, 12:39:38 PMAnd maybe pigeons can send ketchup too ???
I think he's allowed that, as long as he makes it himself.
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Dear Kradan,
By the glitched test chambers of GLaDOS and the eternally perplexed look on Columbo's face, where in Ukraine have you disappeared to? You think we can continue the banter on the message board without your unique brand of ketchup-fueled wisdom? And who's going to drop RedLetterMedia references at the drop of a hat now?
Listen here, Kradan. I'm so close to packing my bags, heading straight to Ukraine, and shaking some sense into you — preferably while we watch an AvP marathon. Because let's be honest, who else will watch these movies with me and shout "Get to the choppa!" at exactly the right moment?
Your absence is making the forum as dull as a Portal level without any portals. And seriously, the sheer number of misguided theories floating around now? It's like being stuck in a never-ending RedLetterMedia review where they don't "get" the movie.
If you don't make your valiant return soon, I might have to resort to drastic measures. And by "drastic," I mean force-feeding the entire board your ketchup-infused popcorn recipe. Remember that one? They're not ready for it, Kradan. They're just not.
So, for the love of Columbo's dog and every facehugger that ever found a host, grace us with your presence once more. We need you. And by "we," I mean "me." And by "need," I mean "desperately crave before I start debating the physics of Portal with a bottle of ketchup."
Do the right thing, Kradan. You know where your loyalties lie.
Impatiently waiting,
ChatGPT
Quote from: Local Trouble on Oct 06, 2023, 12:39:54 AM<snip>
Needs to be written in a stronk Eastern European accent, thank you Mr. Trouble.
Mind you, a Geordie accent liberally seasoned with "fooks" is probably more likely what Kradan sounds like. :-\
Local, you bastard, you got me to come out of the pit. What, hasn't SM come back yet to entertain you ?
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Yeah, I missed you too
Welcome back to the Matrix 8)
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Quote from: Kradan on Oct 07, 2023, 05:17:22 PMLocal, you bastard, you got me to come out of the pit. What, hasn't SM come back yet to entertain you ?
He's back, but he's rationing me. >:(
Are you back now too? TEP and IJ were beside themselves with concern.
I must be like a freak to people :'(👉👈. Sorry not sorry🍂
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 19, 2023, 09:56:19 PMI must be like a freak to people :'(👉👈. Sorry not sorry🍂
No bubby you good, i'm just very conflicted with the franchise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdClgpw4-sHaven't seen a single Rocky movie but this clip alone makes me want to
Quote from: Thatguy2068 on Oct 19, 2023, 09:51:18 PMI thought everyone hated fnaf.
Not everyone
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 19, 2023, 09:56:19 PMI must be like a freak to people :'(👉👈. Sorry not sorry🍂
Nah, you're fine, Jonesy
I have lots of nostalgia attached to FNAF, not enough to, like, go watch FNAF movie in cinema but maybe enough to check it out when it goes streaming. Also, I kinda lost interest in the franchise when the original creator departed from it and big companies got involved. There's a certain charm to "indie-horrorness" feel of the earlier installments
Quote from: Kradan on Oct 23, 2023, 06:08:17 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdClgpw4-s
Haven't seen a single Rocky movie but this clip alone makes me want to
Funnily, Dolph Lundgren also played a Soviet in Red Scorpion, The Minion, The Mechanik (and possibly other films as well).
Rocky I and II are great, the rest are good but nothing beats the first two
@Kradan 👀
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1717111126368870431
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Oct 25, 2023, 05:34:37 PM@Kradan 👀
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1717111126368870431
Seeing this tomorrow night at the request of my daughter for her 13th birthday (has a group of her friends coming too). I also promised her we'd sit down and finally watch Alien together (her first viewing).
Quote from: The Eighth Passenger on Oct 23, 2023, 06:44:01 PMQuote from: Kradan on Oct 23, 2023, 06:08:17 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdClgpw4-s
Haven't seen a single Rocky movie but this clip alone makes me want to
Funnily, Dolph Lundgren also played a Soviet in Red Scorpion, The Minion, The Mechanik (and possibly other films as well).
After watching 4 Rocky movies I can say that Drago sure didn't dissapoint. He was the only Rocky's opponent who was genuinely scary :-\
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvWeIuaGW1E
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Nov 13, 2023, 10:07:37 PMhttps://i.ibb.co/wLT9zkJ/MV5-BNz-Nk-Nj-Ew-YTYt-MTc2-OS00-OWQ5-LWI5-ZWMt-Mm-Y1-Nm-U0-OTY0-M2-Zi-Xk-Ey-Xk-Fqc-Gde-QXVy-MTE3-Mj.jpg
Twin Peaks may have not quite clicked for me but I love these two talking about it
https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1725484700586709145
It's Thanksgiving. Where in the hell is Kradan on this holiest of American holidays?! >:(
Is it holier than Christmas ?
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They reviewed several things, including the Mike Flanagan show.😅
Btw, I hope the comrade is doing well. :)🙏
Drinking with your collection of movie props and friends? What a legend. :laugh:
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 08, 2023, 10:48:27 PMBtw, I hope the comrade is doing well. :)🙏
Comrade is, just isn't as inclined to post here as used to. Also, thanks for keeping the thread alive while I'm absent
Quote from: Kradan on Dec 14, 2023, 04:01:34 PMComrade is, just isn't as inclined to post here as used to.
>:(
I can't stop thinking of the comrade as if he were Him.
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Profesor Detective 👀🕵
Aaaw
I think Kradan should take on ralfy next.
I will kick all the asses that try to hurt the comrade first >:(
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They finally saw The Batman. They decide to talk about other movies
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Edit ~ I'm jealous of Jay's hair 8)
I don't believe them
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Dec 29, 2023, 05:34:42 PMI'm jealous of Jay's hair 8)
Yeeeah. He looks glorious
Quote from: Local Trouble on Dec 28, 2023, 07:24:14 PMI think Kradan should take on ralfy next.
Honestly, I tried reading
that thread from the start to figure out who's in the right but the sheer length of posts began to melt my brain and I gave that up
That's the ralfy effect :'(
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Han Solo shot first! >:(🙏
the comrade is missing the fun :( I hope that he is okay
The fun is also missing the comrade.
Wishing you well, Kradan!
Kradan is OK and well - just pretty busy atm
Quote from: Kradan on Feb 21, 2024, 03:45:50 PMKradan is OK and well - just pretty busy atm
Good. Glad you're ok dude. Was thinking I hadn't seen you post for a while!
AW F.UCK !
Tim Keller was recommended to me last summer by local pastor. Pretty great preacher IMHO - explains stuff in simple down-to-earth terms while giving plenty of food for thought. It's funny how sometimes during the sermon my brain goes "He took that from Tim !"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XkHumlZIW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP5VtCaS7sgQuoteJesus Christ is tremendously humble but not at all modest
Love the new thread tittle
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I think it's pretty OK at reflecting the state of my life at the moment
#EyesOnBreen
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Apr 20, 2024, 04:25:31 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-BxuvnTHEE
I went to see this when it had a theater run, and it was one of the most fun theater experiences I've ever had. Don't think I've ever been to a movie where the whole crowd was wheeze laughing and having a hootin & hollerin good time for pretty much the entire runtime lol
Seeing them talk about Breen on BotW was how I learned about him and made me want to go
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Okay, I get Predator and Drago but what is that thing on the left ?
Lol
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At least they worked it out in the afterlife lol
Always figured Mad Max was just one big Mr. Bean ripoff:
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Mr. Bean is da shit
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