The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Hive Tyrant]

*comes in as Dr. Manhattan and swings his blue schlong at everyone*

Dead, dead, dead and dead.

[Ticou]

*puts on the song "You spin me right round" and freaks out *

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*shoots Tyrant shlong off*

[Ticou]

*Screams like a little girl when the schlongs molecules causes a black hole"

[Skinner]

*Throws cheeseburger into the black hole*

[The Ghoul]

*suddenly apears with an army of fast food franchises and sets up shop* COME AND GET EM!!!!!!!!

[Ticou]

"looks with fascination as the black hole starts to pull in all the fast food restaurants and Darth Dude into the unknown"

[The Ghoul]

*then all of the face food somehows seals the black hole full of cholesteral.* *Darth barely escapes and goes* I WILL BE BACK!!!! *vanishes again*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

...

*shoots shlong  lying on the ground a second time, causing a second black hole. the two black holes try to absorb eachother and as they equal their forces the gravity field reverts causing them to crush everything on a 500 meters radious, including the atoms of their bodies. the violent clash of the microscopic particules causes a nuclear detonation*


OH f**k!

[The Ghoul]

*is riding the shockwave* WHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *and then lands in a sunny island with a bunch of sexy babes, he opens up a beer gets in a speedo and relaxes in the sun as the ladies flirt with him* Ah this is nice. 

[Skinner]

*Too weak to stand up, starts self destruct bomb*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*crawls with his legs completely destroyed by the last blast using the pulse rifle as a walking stick. as the last digits of the countdown appear, extends his hand at the wrist bomb and screams: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-*

wow guys, three nukes in only a page

[Skinner]

*Zombie Skinner runs away, but steps on a mine that sets off an atomic bomb in the Earth's core.*

[The Ghoul]

STOP SETTING OFF NUKES!!!!!!!!!! *the planet shakes and the babes scream* OH COME ON!!!!!!! *Uses the force to stablize the earths core, shaking stops* oh thank god. *goes back to drinking a beer* No more nukes....

[chupacabras acheronsis]

suddently, the atmosphere is set on fire

AIR IS BURNING