The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM

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TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 01:18:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 03:28:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:57:27 AM
The club's been quiet.

Voodoo, how many people stopped by your Predator display in the gallery? I didn't get a lot of visitors to my . . . exhibition of plastic Paxtons.

Even Huggs's Alien 3 diorama got more people.

That's because Huggs offers a plate of tasty treats near his Alien3 diorama. I think he called them Fig Newtgones. So delicious!

The tickets for the Predator 2 display are always sold out. (Of course)

Even though I plucked all the Jerrys?

They're in a cardboard box, under one of my tables.

Everyone already knows the Jerry Donuts are just for you. They still have Garlic Pred and Keyes-Lime Pie to eat.

I didn't lay out a snack table.

Maybe that's why no one showed up.

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:20:32 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 01:18:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 03:28:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:57:27 AM
The club's been quiet.

Voodoo, how many people stopped by your Predator display in the gallery? I didn't get a lot of visitors to my . . . exhibition of plastic Paxtons.

Even Huggs's Alien 3 diorama got more people.

That's because Huggs offers a plate of tasty treats near his Alien3 diorama. I think he called them Fig Newtgones. So delicious!

The tickets for the Predator 2 display are always sold out. (Of course)

Even though I plucked all the Jerrys?

They're in a cardboard box, under one of my tables.

Everyone already knows the Jerry Donuts are just for you. They still have Garlic Pred and Keyes-Lime Pie to eat.

I didn't lay out a snack table.

Maybe that's why no one showed up.

It could be the juice shop that opened next door, which scared the customers away.  :o

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 01:34:39 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:20:32 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 01:18:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 03:28:50 AM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:57:27 AM
The club's been quiet.

Voodoo, how many people stopped by your Predator display in the gallery? I didn't get a lot of visitors to my . . . exhibition of plastic Paxtons.

Even Huggs's Alien 3 diorama got more people.

That's because Huggs offers a plate of tasty treats near his Alien3 diorama. I think he called them Fig Newtgones. So delicious!

The tickets for the Predator 2 display are always sold out. (Of course)

Even though I plucked all the Jerrys?

They're in a cardboard box, under one of my tables.

Everyone already knows the Jerry Donuts are just for you. They still have Garlic Pred and Keyes-Lime Pie to eat.

I didn't lay out a snack table.

Maybe that's why no one showed up.

It could be the juice shop that opened next door, which scared the customers away.  :o

Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.

I have just the puppet for the job!


TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.

I have just the puppet for the job!



Half-Terminator, half . . . Darth Vader?

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:02:19 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.

I have just the puppet for the job!



Half-Terminator, half . . . Darth Vader?

Let's hope the juice shop doesn't have sprinklers!

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:03:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:02:19 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.

I have just the puppet for the job!



Half-Terminator, half . . . Darth Vader?

Let's hope the juice shop doesn't have sprinklers!

That shop isn't up to code. I doubt the sprinklers have worked in twenty years.

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:05:23 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:03:59 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:02:19 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
Perhaps . . . we sabotage the juice shop.

I have just the puppet for the job!



Half-Terminator, half . . . Darth Vader?

Let's hope the juice shop doesn't have sprinklers!

That shop isn't up to code. I doubt the sprinklers have worked in twenty years.

Excellent. Puppet, you may begin.

Down with da juice!


TheSailingRabbit

I had no idea cranberries were that flammable.

Grapes, too.

And the passion fruit. It exploded.

Sorry, Hudson, no more juice bar.

Voodoo Magic

Maybe latex is very flammable?

Whatever the case, look at that sucker burn! Jerry donuts for everyone!


TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:14:37 PM
Maybe latex is very flammable?

Whatever the case, look at that sucker burn! Jerry donuts for everyone!

https://media.giphy.com/media/odj9B7QREknZu/giphy.gif

Sure. Don't choke on the ping-pong balls.

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:16:33 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:14:37 PM
Maybe latex is very flammable?

Whatever the case, look at that sucker burn! Jerry donuts for everyone!

https://media.giphy.com/media/odj9B7QREknZu/giphy.gif

Sure. Don't choke on the ping-pong balls.

Too late!!


TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:23:54 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:16:33 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 02:14:37 PM
Maybe latex is very flammable?

Whatever the case, look at that sucker burn! Jerry donuts for everyone!

https://media.giphy.com/media/odj9B7QREknZu/giphy.gif

Sure. Don't choke on the ping-pong balls.

Too late!!

https://i.gifer.com/Of7A.gif

Why? I can't do the Heimlich.

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:29:50 PM
Why? I can't do the Heimlich.

Wow. I'm hurt.

And here I studied the below just for you.


TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 27, 2019, 04:21:07 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 27, 2019, 02:29:50 PM
Why? I can't do the Heimlich.

Wow. I'm hurt.

And here I studied the below just for you.



I didn't even know there was a way to stop choking in rabbits.

Learn something new every day.

I'll practice the Heimlich on my Hicks puppet for you.

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