The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Voodoo Magic]

I think Huggsy is waiting for that special someone who will spellcheck his thong.

[Huggs]

I think Huggsy is waiting for that special someone who will spellcheck his thong.

You mean "smellcheck"? 

This story has been deleted to protect the guilty.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I would laugh at "this thong," but I'm just not in the mood.

You giggled and you know it.

No, I was still thinking about that photo Hicks posted in the Best Non-Alien Picture thread.

At least I hope so. When I can't make you laugh, the playground just doesn't feel the same.

I know.

It's really not that hard to make me laugh, though.

[Huggs]

Poopie time.



Anything? Nothing?

That's it, I'm so done being the comedic relief.

Baron take over! I'm going on a cranberry run.

Gonna get soused on some ocean spray.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Poopie time.



Anything? Nothing?

That's it, I'm so done being the comedic relief.

Baron take over! I'm going on a cranberry run.

I want cranberries.

I laughed.

[Huggs]

Great, I have to take Verms go cart. The one shaped like the tomato.

Nothing beats being arrested for driving stolen vegetables while under the influence of fruit.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Great, I have to take Verms go cart. The one shaped like the tomato.

Nothing beats being arrested for driving stolen vegetables while under the influence of fruit.

Well, damn, now I'm not laughing, because I miss Verm. 😞

It's not your fault, Huggs.

[Baron Von Marlon]

"My cousin is gay. I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section."

-Rodney Dangerfield

[Huggs]

"My cousin is gay. I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section."

-Rodney Dangerfield

I'm dying here.

[Baron Von Marlon]

"My cousin is gay. I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section."

-Rodney Dangerfield

I'm dying here.

Then you'll love this. Sound could be better, but just turn it up.
It's his best work and one of my all time favorites. Machine gunning joke after joke, barely giving you time to breathe.

[Huggs]

You opened a portal to the recess thread!

Do you have any idea what that might do?

The consequences could be disastrous!



And yeah, you can't beat Rodney. What a guy.

[Baron Von Marlon]

This thread could use a little juice.
And it might stop the hijack of my thread.

[Huggs]

This thread could use a little juice.

Oh dear. I was afraid you'd say that.

I'll go get us some shower caps.

Line up anybody new that comes in.

Lord help us all.

[Necronomicon II]

Juicy memes for juicy dreams. 


Do you know what I would REALLY like, David gathers a mass of droid worshippers and they all have this amazing Giger orgy; droid on droid ass action,  sentient fluids congealing into mercurial jam, a writhing mass of biomechanical serpent penises and gooey misunderstandings.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Juicy memes for juicy dreams. 
https://i.imgur.com/m1wrRoV.jpg

Do you know what I would REALLY like, David gathers a mass of droid worshippers and they all have this amazing Giger orgy; droid on droid ass action,  sentient fluids congealing into mercurial jam, a writhing mass of biomechanical serpent premises and gooey misunderstandings.

What would Will Ferrell's part be in this whole situation?