The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

Valentine's Day is gonna suck, then.

Cancel order?

Are you sure you want to cancel ordering the following items:

-Puppet version of entire Aliens cast
-Autographed Michael Biehn picture with personalised Valentine's Day message

Your order has been cancelled

Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!

Look at the bright side Wabbit. Baron didn't cancel tiny box with a tumor in it.

You knew about this, didn't you?!

Of course! It was all part of my evil plan! I just got a PM from Mr. Baron Von Marlon that says:

• "Rabbit pissed me off so congratulations Voodoo, you're my Valentine now. Expect a 4K "Predator 2" disc and a box of chocolates in the mail"

. . . Do you know what the message from Michael Biehn said?

Yes! Michael Biehn said:

• "Rabbit pissed me off so congratulations Voodoo, you're my Valentine now. Expect a 4K "The Terminator" disc and a box of chocolates in the mail"

He's gonna find a shit-ton of rabbit holes in his yard.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Well, I didn't know you were gonna do that!

That's what you get for underestimating me.
I'd romance you so hard your pants falls off. And then I'd politely point it out as I turn my back to you, so you can make yourself look decent again. Because I'm a gentleman.

Look at the bright side Wabbit. Baron didn't cancel tiny box with a tumor in it.

Don't be stupid.
Why would I order a tumour when I can steal them from hospitals?

And why a tiny box? If I'd send someone a Valentine's Day tumour it would need at least a standard size box.

Of course! It was all part of my evil plan! I just got a PM from Mr. Baron Von Marlon that says:

• "Rabbit pissed me off so congratulations Voodoo, you're my Valentine now. Expect a 4K "Predator 2" disc and a box of chocolates in the mail"

Aren't you a dude? Or haven't I been paying enough attention?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Well . . . this stinks.

[Voodoo Magic]

Aren't you a dude? Or haven't I been paying enough attention?

Great. Now because I'm a dude, my Valentine's Day gift is cancelled too Wabbit.

[TheSailingRabbit]

[Voodoo Magic]

Try it...



That's what I thought.

[TheSailingRabbit]

[Baron Von Marlon]

Seen any Naked Gun movies, Rabbit?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Seen any Naked Gun movies, Rabbit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lag-QRdK-6M

Have not. Sorry.

[Voodoo Magic]

~ Psst. She also hasn't seen The Terminator. ~

[Baron Von Marlon]

Have not. Sorry.

More good stuff to look forward to.

Fun fact: one of the actors, O.J. Simpson, later murdered two people.
Earlier on he was also considered to play The Terminator. But they couldn't see him playing a killer.

~ Psst. She also hasn't seen The Terminator. ~

I know.
But The Naked Gun is something more family friendly so I thought maybe she did saw one of those.

And you didn't even see ONE Terence Hill and Bud Spencer movie 

[TheSailingRabbit]

Never even heard of it until now.

[Baron Von Marlon]

The movie or O.J.?

[TheSailingRabbit]

The movie or O.J.?

The movie.

[Huggs]

Huggs is like a Terminator, wabbit.

https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Ill-Be-Back-Terminator.gif?ssl=1

Indeed. I can't stand Eddie furlong or jai courtney either. And who stole the autographed biehn photo from behind the bar?

Sent from a Damn tablet.