The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM

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Baron Von Marlon

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 06:56:33 PM
We have plenty of spare toilet paper in the treasure chest we buried under the slide last spring.

I'm sorry but I used that.
But I did put it back afterwards.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Jan 26, 2019, 10:00:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 06:56:33 PM
We have plenty of spare toilet paper in the treasure chest we buried under the slide last spring.

I'm sorry but I used that.
But I did put it back afterwards.

WTF?! I thought that was just dirt and water that seeped in!

Huggs

And you let me dig it up anyway?

TheSailingRabbit

I didn't know.









Maybe this is why Hicks has been giving me the silent treatment. It had nothing to do with his tiny shotgun and the cactus.

Huggs

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:22:16 PM
Maybe this is why Hicks has been giving me the silent treatment. It had nothing to do with his tiny shotgun and the cactus.

Having a tiny shotgun can affect a mans confidence.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:22:16 PM
Maybe this is why Hicks has been giving me the silent treatment. It had nothing to do with his tiny shotgun and the cactus.

Having a tiny shotgun can affect a mans confidence.

It was left on the counter, and there was a spider on the cactus.

I forgot to kill the spider.

Huggs

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:31:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:22:16 PM
Maybe this is why Hicks has been giving me the silent treatment. It had nothing to do with his tiny shotgun and the cactus.

Having a tiny shotgun can affect a mans confidence.

It was left on the counter, and there was a spider on the cactus.

I forgot to kill the spider.

Oh God,

I told Verm to move it to the office.


TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:36:24 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:31:49 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Jan 26, 2019, 10:22:16 PM
Maybe this is why Hicks has been giving me the silent treatment. It had nothing to do with his tiny shotgun and the cactus.

Having a tiny shotgun can affect a mans confidence.

It was left on the counter, and there was a spider on the cactus.

I forgot to kill the spider.

Oh God,

I told Verm to move it to the office.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rP5FcaOkIM

Did Ridge and the not-plastic Hicks find it?

Huggs

Judging by all the screaming, I'd say most of upper management did. I'll be in...uh...Canada if anyone needs me.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:42:16 PM
Judging by all the screaming, I'd say most of upper management did. I'll be in...uh...Canada if anyone needs me.

Just blame Verm. He's a good sport about this.

This does explain why I never got my student of the week award.

Huggs

Won't work. OldOne left him behind at Walmart because he got too drunk in the stroller. According to the footage, some nice lady with large bosoms found him and took him home thinking he was an abandoned child.

He'll be awhile.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:51:17 PM
Won't work. OldOne left him behind at Walmart because he got too drunk in the stroller. According to the footage, some nice lady with large bosoms found him and took him home thinking he was an abandoned child.

He'll be awhile.

Should we rescue him?

Huggs

It's fine. He's done this before. Sometime after the first diaper change the cops will drop him off.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Jan 26, 2019, 10:57:06 PM
It's fine. He's done this before. Sometime after the first diaper change the cops will drop him off.

Pretty sure they have a whole division dedicated to Club Giger.

Huggs

We have an understanding with the local PD. Nobody's going to bother us.

The benefits of owning world conquering organisms.

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