The Misquote Thread

Started by Huggs, Dec 18, 2018, 04:34:58 AM

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Huggs

Huggs

#360
I cried on my shoes
Cause I was saddled with feet
That were too small
And the mind of a genius
When all I wanted
Was to squirt seltzer...WATER!!!

- Bruce Wayne

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#361
There're so manyyyyy gods & goddess in my multiverse.They can be gay, lesbians, bisexual, non-binary... who cares! Everyone is having fun in their own way  :) Namaste 🐘🌸🌺🍀🍁🍄🍄🌈🌼⭐🌟✨💫💫💚💚🙏🙏🙏🙏💚💚💚...Ben Sha...Oh! i forgot  👇

Like, share and suscribe 🐘🌸🌺🍀🍁🍄🍄🌈🌼⭐🌟✨💫💫💚💚🙏🙏🙏🙏💚💚💚 - Ben Shapiro

Xeno Killer 2179

Xeno Killer 2179

#362
We will eat you, after we eat your children!

-Gwyneth Paltrow 

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#363
I'm cyborg but that's ok - Vickers

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#364
My name is Ben Shapiro, but you can call me papi - Sargon of Akkad

Xeno Killer 2179

Xeno Killer 2179

#365
You must bathe in my nectar!
-Aunt Jemima

Huggs

Huggs

#366
Dr. Wiener is my gynecologist.

- Chief Inspector Dreyfuss

[cancerblack]

[cancerblack]

#367
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

- Melania Trump

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#368
Enjoy my overly sarcastic video game productions - Randy's bizarre sense of humor.

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#369
I am a Youtubarian. I don't eat. I feed off the light coming off screen while playing YouTube videos.

- PewDiePie

Kradan

Kradan

#370
Well, you know the old formula: comedy equals tragedy plus time - Joker

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#371
Of all 90s stars that now do Redbox trash, Nic Cage is the only one kind enough to remind us once in a while that they can actually still act - Nicolas Cage

Huggs

Huggs

#372
There goes my boat, there goes my candy. Dead pirates are comin' any minute, and it's past my bedtime - Jack Sparrow

Baron Von Marlon

Baron Von Marlon

#373
I was scared.

-Clint Eastwood

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#374
Real life might have the best graphics, but the game is only good cuz of its mini games.

- Hideo Kojima


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