Farm animals are clever. They start off innocent enough, then they become demanding and domineering. Even adolescent cows are not shy about what they want when you've been feeding them apples now and then. What I find humorous about the situation is that the pig is the size of a small dog, and the neighbors plan for it to only double in size on a "calorie restricted diet," but pigs have a way of becoming 800 pounds when you look away for a moment. What may be friendly tail wagging for snacks now, could turn into "oink, oink, motherf**ker."
