Guns n' Bullets - The Gun Porn Thread

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

How 'bout a "tactical beard" then?



Should be able to conceal carry a ZF1 or an AR15 underneath one of those.

[Huggs]

They have a tendency to catch tomato soup.

I keep clean shaven, and a Bale Connor haircut.

[Local Trouble]

I do the same.  Clippers on my head and face to keep it short, but not bald.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

They have a tendency to catch tomato soup.

I keep clean shaven, and a Bale Connor haircut.

pfft... That's a  lady's-man, hollywood "soldier".
...the real boys are hairy as f*ck:



Besides, in survival situations you can strain the tomato soup from your beard and eat it later.

[Huggs]

Long hair drove me crazy. I cut is that short once and never looked back. 1/4", I think is the setting.

I do the same.  Clippers on my head and face to keep it short, but not bald.

But you're Han Solo? What would you do without the Han Hair?

[Local Trouble]

It grows back when I get lazy and can't be arsed to clip it.  It looks more like messy TESB hair then.

[Huggs]

It grows back when I get lazy and can't be arsed to clip it.

"Arsed"? Are you appropriating cultures in here?

[Local Trouble]

Yep.  When in Rome...

[Huggs]

Be careful, you're already on the Pope's naughty list over the Nun thing.

[Local Trouble]

I suspect the Pope and I are on the same page about nuns.

[Huggs]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X4r4IYng8M0

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

But you're Han Solo? What would you do without the Han Hair?

I couldn't imagine Trouble as anything other than scruffy lookin'.

But since you don't have enough hair on your chest for the ZF1, could I interest you in the Cobra Assault Cannon? Only costs a dollar and it's state of the art bang-bang:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaQI8g4NJoI

[Huggs]

I'd buy that.

For $1

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

Good, good, you'll LIKE IT!!!

[Huggs]

Just saw that brand new colt python malfunction big time while being reviewed by Hickok45.

Ouch.