Random phrases

[85]

Do you have a random phrase?

Mine is :

Spoiler

The fighting doberman pincher genitalia.

[close]

[maledoro]

Here is a comic strip that is based on random phrases. The phrases are from actual advertisements.

[85]

The human tourch was denied a bank loan.

[OmegaZilla]

HOW DO I SHOOT WEB?!?!

[Nightmare Asylum]

The Snack that Smiles Back: Goldfish! I just randomly say that during awkward silence

[85]

The Snack that Smiles Back: Goldfish! I just randomly say that during awkward silence

during awkward silence!!!!!!

[TJ Doc]

I like cake.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Frog blast the vent core!
(Plus 1 internetz to whoever gets it)

[85]

the burger has oddly shaped feet.

[Nightmare Asylum]

Frog blast the vent core!
(Plus 1 internetz to whoever gets it)

Marathon! I have Durandal on my XBox, but I know that saying from bungie.net!

[randy4321]

Spoiler

Cum guzzling thunder c**t

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[Lie]

The absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence.

[Hive Tyrant]

I like cake.

The cake is a lie.

[FMGUY]

The absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence.

What?

[85]

i like turtles.