The Juice

[The Old One]

Since this started, the number of users has jumped 3 fold.

Bunch of voyeurs

 

Eggmorph me Daddy!

[Necronomicon II]

I give the people what they want. 

[Huggs]

Since this started, the number of users has jumped 3 fold.

Bunch of voyeurs

 

Eggmorph me Daddy!

Gently nibbles on left earlobe.

Whispers "ssshhh, not yet. The children are watching"

Bites earlobe and immediately soothes with a kiss and lick.

Pulls back and stares into eyes.

I give the people what they want. 

I give them what they need. 

[The Old One]

Huggs!!!

[Necronomicon II]

Avpg and I be like...

[The Old One]

I am not a one man show!

Where's my black cleansing lotion?!

[Huggs]

Avpg and I be like...

He's actually just staring at someones newspaper. Likely an article about fungi.

[Necronomicon II]

Mooaaar juice.

[The Old One]

Oh? I got the impression you wanted me to stop. 

[Huggs]

I am not a one man show!

Nor am I, but I would show you what one man can do.

Where's my black cleansing lotion?!

Is that what that was? I used it on a sandwich.

[Necronomicon II]

You know it be true. 

[The Old One]

I am not a one man show!

Nor am I, but I would show you what one man can do.

[Huggs]

I am not a one man show!

Nor am I, but I would show you what one man can do.

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That's the spirit!

[The Old One]

No one will ever love you like I do.

[Baron Von Marlon]

You Sir, are wrong- there are several variations. Several flavours and consistencies.

Yes, but there's only one The Juice!