A Public Apology To Randy Pitchford

Started by Local Trouble, Aug 08, 2018, 11:54:01 AM

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A Public Apology To Randy Pitchford (Read 74,051 times)

Samhain13

There we go again.

Local Trouble

His legal team has yet to contact me to serve as a character witness.

Huggs

Huggs

#242
I can't help but think that if he was just like everybody else, with no millions and no fancy CEO position, he'd be in prison already.

Local Trouble

He's a powerful magician though.  They'd have to send him to Azkaban.

Huggs

Huggs

#244
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 02, 2019, 09:41:40 PM
He's a powerful magician though.  They'd have to send him to Azkaban.

He'd just tunnel out.

Escape from Azkaban

Local Trouble

He'd probably end up prowling around your neighborhood.

Huggs

Huggs

#246
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 02, 2019, 10:11:08 PM
He'd probably end up prowling around your neighborhood.

He's gotta get through Arkansas first.


Samhain13

Samhain13

#247
Got to destroy all the horcruxes to bring him down. He might have put one on each ACM copy.

Local Trouble


Samhain13

Samhain13

#249
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 03, 2019, 02:01:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmRS74cOmOc

I can see some members here fighting to be picked to assist Randy on his magic tricks.

Local Trouble

I wonder if he'd autograph a copy of ACM.

Huggs

Huggs

#251
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 03, 2019, 02:27:43 AM
I wonder if he'd autograph a copy of ACM.

Holding the pen with his buttcheeks no doubt. Because it's more magical that way.

Samhain13

And he would still charge for it.

Huggs

Huggs

#253
Quote from: Samhain13 on Sep 03, 2019, 04:19:15 AM
And he would still charge for it.

Financially or pants down and running backwards? :laugh:

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charging as in advancing, not making Local boink him  :laugh: He really wants to sign that thing.
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Huggs

Huggs

#254
So what's next for Randy?

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