News and Social Media posts regarding Alien: Covenant

[Corporal Hicks]

New picture of Fassie but I daren't post...

[CainsSon]

New picture of Fassie but I daren't post...

Post, post, post!

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

New picture of Fassie but I daren't post...

The one of him hanging out at the restaurant where all the paparazzi are now working?

Spoiler

[close]

Fear not, soon we will have Alien: Prometheus...   

Then they will have to rebrand them all -

Alien: Nostromo
Aliens: Sulaco
Alien: Fury
Alien: Auriga

Fury is not a ship. It would be Alien: Patna.

[lv_226]

New picture of Fassie but I daren't post...

Oh, come on... you can't do that to us 

[CainsSon]

New picture of Fassie but I daren't post...

The one of him hanging out at the restaurant where all the paparazzi are now working?

Spoiler

[close]

Fear not, soon we will have Alien: Prometheus...   

Then they will have to rebrand them all -

Alien: Nostromo
Aliens: Sulaco
Alien: Fury
Alien: Auriga

Fury is not a ship. It would be Alien: Patna.

Nah. It should be ALIENS: HADLEY'S HOPE and ALIEN: FURY (161) since that's where the action takes place - but really since Im saying the whole thing is a bad idea, based on the need for discontinuity after calling this film ALIEN: COVENANT, which takes place before ALIEN. Just call it COVENANT, or drop the 'ALIEN' from the title upon release. Really the best idea is to market it as ALIEN: COVENANT and then leave the 'ALIEN' absent from the title sequence and in any boxed sets.

[Corporal Hicks]

New picture of Fassie but I daren't post...

Oh, come on... you can't do that to us 

8th already posted it. I was just poking fun at him poking fun at me for posting those pap shots.

[Whiskeybrewer]

Fassbender later feed those chefs/papparazzi to his Engineer friends, when he didnt like the food  

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8th already posted it. I was just poking fun at him poking fun at me for posting those pap shots.

That was whiterabbit! 

New picture of Fassie but I daren't post...

Post, post, post!

New picture of Fassie but I daren't post...

Oh, come on... you can't do that to us 

Fassbender later feed those chefs/papparazzi to his Engineer friends, when he didnt like the food  

But it's quite obvious Corporal, everyone is only here for the pictures of Michael  . They don't really care about the film. 

So keep those pictures coming. 

[Corporal Hicks]

My apologies. I get you sarcastic bunch mixed up sometimes. Especially when I don't double check. 

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

Well, I've certainly never been mistaken for a bunny before. Have you?

[whiterabbit]

I always was an asshole.

Still, I want Alien: Covenant gossip, things like David08 on set, in makeup, etc... not the actor who's just taking a walk off of work. But I regress, that's all anyone wants to see these days and the corporal has to keep his minions happy. Keep this up and we'll become the TMZ of Alien.

Did I go too far, it's just a crude joke but even the thought of referencing tmz is hurtful, no, no I typed it already and totally don't mean it. This site is awesome and staffed by actual human beings. People clouded by conscience, remorse, and delusions of morality. Where as tmz makes the alien look like a cute little bunny rabbit.

[D. Compton Ambrose]

I really wanna know what size of a role the Aliens play in this. I'm kind of worried about Covenant.

[Whiskeybrewer]

Where as tmz makes the alien look like a cute little bunny rabbit.

I just pictured an updated version of one of the best scenes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail lol

[Corporal Hicks]

Still, I want Alien: Covenant gossip, things like David08 on set, in makeup, etc... not the actor who's just taking a walk off of work. But I regress, that's all anyone wants to see these days and the corporal has to keep his minions happy. Keep this up and we'll become the TMZ of Alien.

Did I go too far, it's just a crude joke but even the thought of referencing tmz is hurtful, no, no I typed it already and totally don't mean it. This site is awesome and staffed by actual human beings. People clouded by conscience, remorse, and delusions of morality. Where as tmz makes the alien look like a cute little bunny rabbit.

It's a completely fair point. I only posted it because it feels like its been ages since we had something.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

I always was an asshole.

Still, I want Alien: Covenant gossip, things like David08 on set, in makeup, etc... not the actor who's just taking a walk off of work. But I regress, that's all anyone wants to see these days and the corporal has to keep his minions happy. Keep this up and we'll become the TMZ of Alien.

Did I go too far, it's just a crude joke but even the thought of referencing tmz is hurtful, no, no I typed it already and totally don't mean it. This site is awesome and staffed by actual human beings. People clouded by conscience, remorse, and delusions of morality. Where as tmz makes the alien look like a cute little bunny rabbit.

^This post is doubly hilarious for all the grammatical errors it contains. 

But I digress...

Where as tmz makes the alien look like a cute little bunny rabbit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCq7XJbah0s