The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM

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Huggs

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 03:53:37 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 03:50:30 AM
Rips doorknob off, slides carrot through hole.

Thank you.

Here's your two-dollar tip.

"Anytime"

Voodoo Magic

Well Imitation-Verm got away you good-for-nothins!

Huggs

Don't open the pantry.

Baron Von Marlon

What do butt plugs and toilet brushes have in common?
-They're both glad they're not stupid puppets.

Huggs

Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 04:31:35 AM
What do butt plugs and toilet brushes have in common?
-They're both glad they're not stupid puppets.

Clearly you've never been bored in the bathroom.

Baron Von Marlon

No, I do what I need to do then I leave.
But then again, I'm not a gloryhole kind of person.

Huggs

Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 04:43:31 AM
No, I do what I need to do then I leave.
But then again, I'm not a gloryhole kind of person.

Then who took the drill out of maintenance?

Baron Von Marlon

Baron Von Marlon

#1207
I'm just a visitor. I got no idea who works in maintenance.






A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold 'a genie' appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what will it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right kind of puppets of Aliens' characters. You know, the kind that aren't terrible and don't smell."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that map again..."

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 04:36:39 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Marlon on Feb 28, 2019, 04:31:35 AM
What do butt plugs and toilet brushes have in common?
-They're both glad they're not stupid puppets.

Clearly you've never been bored in the bathroom.

No. He's spending far too much time making elaborate insults about my puppets.

Like, way too much time. That last one was pretty good.

Baron Von Marlon

"Mom, what's for dinner?"

"Aliens' puppets and dog shit."

"Eew... Puppets!"

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 28, 2019, 11:29:37 AM
Like, way too much time. That last one was pretty good.

The last one is an old classic. I just changed the wish.

Huggs

I wish the puppet wars would end

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Feb 28, 2019, 06:41:54 PM
I wish the puppet wars would end

Me, too.

Voodoo Magic

You're the one who decided to talk to strangers Huggsy.

Huggs

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 28, 2019, 07:11:38 PM
You're the one who decided to talk to strangers Huggsy.

What?

Voodoo Magic


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