The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Necronomicon II]

See what you do is, Mads Mikkelsen will play a droid that David successfully seduces, but now David has a new loooooong biomech tongue and he lodges it into Mads' throat, then there's this really long unbroken tongue scene to top the fluting; stroking Mads' artificial alabaster skin that slowly begins to perspire, buttocks clench as the droids remove their robes... Yes.

[Baron Von Marlon]

So Michael Madsen?



That doesn't conclude our Will Ferrell related business.

[Necronomicon II]

Nah you see, you've got to put the scotch down and release the peeny a little; it needs air, and then we can start thinking about that droid semen-blood, and just how much will congeal into mercurial jam on David's and Mads' juicy buns.

[Baron Von Marlon]

You can have the jam, if Will can streak.
Otherwise it doesn't make much sense.

[Necronomicon II]

It makes sense, sensually.

[Baron Von Marlon]

It's give or take.
Otherwise no juice!

[Necronomicon II]

You can take what I give you, open wide. 

[TheSailingRabbit]

This is what I wake up to.

I can't decide whether to quit or not.

I'll just climb on top of the monkey bars and force Huggs to negotiate me down.

Clearly, nothing I say has any value.

[Necronomicon II]

The peeny doesn't care about race, creed or indeed, value, it just wants to get to its homeland. 

[TheSailingRabbit]

"My cousin is gay. I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section."

-Rodney Dangerfield

I'm dying here.

Then you'll love this. Sound could be better, but just turn it up.
It's his best work and one of my all time favorites. Machine gunning joke after joke, barely giving you time to breathe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42GXJiY0m_0

Wait a minute . . .

I've seen Hicks use that image before, to express his annoyance with you all.

I think it was when we discovered the magic of the moving feature.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Wait a minute . . .

I've seen Hicks use that image before, to express his annoyance with you all.

I think it was when we discovered the magic of the moving feature.

Have you listened to it?

[TheSailingRabbit]

https://media.tenor.com/images/b8f8dbcae8b0822773b4da15ea61b6c5/tenor.gif

Wait a minute . . .

I've seen Hicks use that image before, to express his annoyance with you all.

I think it was when we discovered the magic of the moving feature.

Have you listened to it?

No.

[Voodoo Magic]

Wait, Necro found his way in here?!!

[TheSailingRabbit]

Wait, Necro found his way in here?!!

https://media3.giphy.com/media/9kKlRx7qpUGze/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c71d66a413741694172e809

Unfortunately, yes.

[Voodoo Magic]

This needs to be a puppet safe environment.