The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

I still want to know when my puppets will be returned. It's been a week. I miss having them around. Recess isn't as fun anymore.

[Huggs]

Alright, for goodness sake, here they are. A little thin and hairy but otherwise intact.

Don't ask how I got them. Just don't.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go ice my balls and attempt to sow this finger back on.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Ice them in the kitchen. I gotta use the bathroom for a couple hours.

And I'm taking your razors.

[Huggs]

You know, a good stool softener can help shave some time off of that.

[Baron Von Marlon]

I actually never had them.
It was all in your mind!!!

[TheSailingRabbit]

You know, a good stool softener can help shave some time off of that.

That's not what I meant. I'm giving my puppets a bath and shaving this . . . this facial hair off them.

I actually never had them.
It was all in your mind!!!

https://www.thecollegejuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/neil-degrasse-tyson-mind-blown-gif.gif

You doing OK over there, Baron?

[Baron Von Marlon]

I'm great.
My online mind-control project was a success. You really thought they were gone.
But you can see they're all home, they always were. Just like Hicks, you can sleep on both ears tonight.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'm great.
My online mind-control project was a success. You really thought they were gone.
But you can see they're all home, they always were. Just like Hicks, you can sleep on both ears tonight.

That doesn't explain this freakin' mustache on him.

[Huggs]

I'm great.
My online mind-control project was a success. You really thought they were gone.
But you can see they're all home, they always were. Just like Hicks, you can sleep on both ears tonight.

It's true, he's about to get one hell of a research grant for this.

[Voodoo Magic]

So I'm in a M. Night movie.

[Huggs]

So I'm in a M. Night movie.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0MYDJD3czCuR2xRC/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6ca3554f78374e361ac721

Things we don't speak of. Now hold still while I poke you in the eyes and send you on a Tylenol run before the aliens invade.

[Baron Von Marlon]

That doesn't explain this freakin' mustache on him.

Maybe he's turning into his next James Cameron movie character?

So I'm in a M. Night movie.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0MYDJD3czCuR2xRC/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c6ca3554f78374e361ac721

Nope. X-Files episode.

[TheSailingRabbit]

That doesn't explain this freakin' mustache on him.

Maybe he's turning into his next James Cameron movie character?

How do I stop this transformation?

[Baron Von Marlon]

[Huggs]

https://i.imgur.com/Dlizzr3.gif

Kinky