The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM

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Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
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How many times have I told you not to go into my closet?

Seven. I think it was seven times. Yeah, pretty sure it was seven.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
https://i.gifer.com/Us98.gif

How many times have I told you not to go into my closet?

Seven. I think it was seven times. Yeah, pretty sure it was seven.

You are creeping out all the stuffed animals. I have never seen this many sad Beanie Babies in my entire life.

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:39:12 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
https://i.gifer.com/Us98.gif

How many times have I told you not to go into my closet?

Seven. I think it was seven times. Yeah, pretty sure it was seven.

You are creeping out all the stuffed animals. I have never seen this many sad Beanie Babies in my entire life.

True, but when I leave, you always end up with one more stuffed animal than you started with!


Your latest addition:




You're welcome!

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:46:00 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:39:12 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
https://i.gifer.com/Us98.gif

How many times have I told you not to go into my closet?

Seven. I think it was seven times. Yeah, pretty sure it was seven.

You are creeping out all the stuffed animals. I have never seen this many sad Beanie Babies in my entire life.

True, but when I leave, you always end up with one more stuffed animal than you started with!


Your latest addition:


https://media.tenor.com/images/acf959a9cae724f98fbb843132f5b2c7/tenor.gif

You're welcome!

Well, this explains why Hudson won't go in there.

You are banned from my Thanksgiving dinner this year.

Huggs

Those squats are really paying off for snoopy.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2019, 11:00:48 PM
Those squats are really paying off for snoopy.

Squats only pay off when you don't have to fart.

Voodoo Magic

I'm feeling Wabbit has a story to tell.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 11:06:35 PM
I'm feeling Wabbit has a story to tell.

I heard people do it in gym class, in a small room that has no ventilation.

It smelled like what I imagine the bedrooms of several of Bill Paxton's characters smell like. Like, if Chet roomed with Jerry.

Voodoo Magic

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 11:11:53 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 11:06:35 PM
I'm feeling Wabbit has a story to tell.

I heard people do it in gym class, in a small room that has no ventilation.

It smelled like what I imagine the bedrooms of several of Bill Paxton's characters smell like. Like, if Chet roomed with Jerry.

Assuming this version of Chet?


TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 11:19:56 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 11:11:53 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Feb 04, 2019, 11:06:35 PM
I'm feeling Wabbit has a story to tell.

I heard people do it in gym class, in a small room that has no ventilation.

It smelled like what I imagine the bedrooms of several of Bill Paxton's characters smell like. Like, if Chet roomed with Jerry.

Assuming this version of Chet?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/1oIMaEKhA0WLEV3KRj/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5c58c7f37373654a36172bc1

Nopenopenopenope


Huggs

Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 11:04:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2019, 11:00:48 PM
Those squats are really paying off for snoopy.

Squats only pay off when you don't have to fart.

Farting is a payoff in and of itself.

And with all due respect to squats, crunches will squeeze em' out quicker than anything.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2019, 11:32:33 PM
Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Feb 04, 2019, 11:04:29 PM
Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2019, 11:00:48 PM
Those squats are really paying off for snoopy.

Squats only pay off when you don't have to fart.

Farting is a payoff in and of itself.

And with all due respect to squats, crunches will squeeze em' out quicker than anything.

That . . . is true.

I hate exercising in public. I feel like I'm being watched.

I did Zumba once. It was OK. Gave me an idea for a scene in a fanfic, but that was it.

Huggs

I did a mutant form of "The Charleston" in a parking lot once. It only lasted a few seconds and nobody saw anything...that I know of.

Voodoo Magic

If someone dances "The Charleston" and no one saw it, did it really happen?

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Feb 04, 2019, 11:50:05 PM
I did a mutant form of "The Charleston" in a parking lot once. It only lasted a few seconds and nobody saw anything...that I know of.

Worst case scenario, someone put it on YouTube and leagues of sad people are making fun of you right now.

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